When I was a kid we had to take a school trip every year to Ft Wayne and it was just a dumbass log fort with a bunch of idiots cosplaying colonial times being all like this is how we ate dinner as a family, these are forks you've probably never seen em, we got em from the devil via the French but then one year we got to go to a Lawry's Seasoning packing plant and everyone got to take home a packet of taco seasoning but my mom said it was too spicy and made me throw it away, painting, mid 19th century style, hyperrealism