God mofuckin' damn, this bih was so fine! She invited me to her house! So when I get in the house… bugs and shit crawlin' around! She had a little bat flyin' around and, shit cobwebs and shit, goddamn! Plus, she had a little pet monkey! SOON AS I SAT DOWN, here come this goddamn monkey! 'Cause he got them little monkey hands be fuckin' wit your ears and shit! I'm actin' like I'm pettin' him, but I'm poking him in the eye, gettin' him the fuck off me! So I said, Baby girl! Baby girl, could you please do somethin\' \'bout the monkey? She said, The monkey live here nigga, you visitin! God mothafuckin' damn!