long shot full body portrait of a lone professional wrestler salesman elvis presley johnny cash cowboy snakeoil salesman with big smile gleaming eyes and very persuasive facial features wearing oversized cowboy hat with curly moustache and anthropomorphic purple snakeskin business suit, pictured in front of a green screen selling locomotive petroleum snake oil eggs bottled in faberge briefcases on wheels, hyperreal portrait art by carl barks and tex avery and chuck jones