The 07th Public Bath Event begins!
It is an event that has become well

Keropoyo: "Well then! Let's go around andknown, a web-based event for

visit the circles in order to confirm

exhibition and sale.

they're complying with the regulations

However, that kind of event is not onlyof the exhibition poyo! The first circle

within Japan - it also lets people fromis…!"

all over the world participate. It is truly
the new form of exhibition and selling・―・―・―・―・―・―・―・―・―・―・

of this new century!
Keropoyo: "Poyo?! There's a huge waiting
Keropoyo: "Poyon! This is Keropoyo,line over here from before the event

and I'm in charge of the preparatory

even started poyo! Which circle is it

committee Poyo! In order for us to havepoyo?"

a fun event, everyone's cooperation isneeded! I'm looking forward to workwith you poyo~! "Asmodeus: "Beatrice-sama's new book!
Everyone is looking forward to it~! ☆ I
bet the book is all about her lovey-dovey

That place was known in the Ciconia
world as the "Virtual Space".

newlywed life with Battler-sama! ♪"Beezlebub: "No way no way! It must be a

Therefore, even characters fromcollection of lunch recipes for a loving

different worlds could join in.

wife who wishes to add some love and

Because of that, today was morecolor to her lovey-dovey newlywed life!

exciting than usual - circles with

It has to be that! Aah, I'm ready for acharacters from "Higurashi" andgreat meal right away~ ♪""Umineko" have joined as well!

Belphegor: "There's no need for our masterto do the selling by herself. I can takecommittee, I have the privilege to gocare of everything for her sake. Not onlyand see the new book Before everyone

as a vendor, but also the storytelling,

poyo! Hello! ～☆ This is the preparatory

drafting, inking, toning… And ofcommittee! What's today's new bookcourse, the digital manuscript handlingabout Poyo? ～☆ "as well."
Satan: "How Ridiculous! Wouldn't it mean

Right there… One could spot Beato who

it's your own private circle?! That bookwas sitting on a pipe chair in a space

is a book Beatrice-sama and that stupidthat had nothing prepared in it.

Battler created together isn't it? You

On her neck, was a written sign thatshould be more respectful of that!"said the following:

Leviathan: "For real though, it's definitely
going to be a story based on their lovey-'I am an idiot witch who spent her

doveyness! Aah… It'll be tough for aentire time playing games and slacked

single person to read it! I'm so jealous

off with her manuscript.'of Beatrice-sama!"
Lucifer: "Still, it's as expected of Beatrice-

Battler: "That's exactly why I've been asking

sama. Even without revealing the

you a thousand times you know?!

contents of the new book, there's such a'How's the manuscript going? Do you

long waiting line of goats…"

need help? Will you at least show me

The goats: "(Ohhh...Ohhh… a new book…
we can't wait.… is it out yet?… is it out
yet?…)"
Keropoyo: "Despite the long waiting line,
as the one in charge of the preparatory

the finished parts?' I've been constantly
asking you about it!!"
Beato: "But you see…. By the end of thesummer so many new games cameout you knowww…For example,"AirDefense Force 6", or "Cult of the Goats",
or "Made in Deepest Hell"… Even UFOs

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DLC also came out! And also, also-"
Battler: "I don't mind you playing games.

Keropoyo: This circle… is also filled with

It's not uncommon for manuscripts tointense excitement even before thebe delayed for reasons like this. It's not

event has started Poyo!"

why I'm angry. I'm angry because every
time I checked on you, you kept lying

Over there, Keiichi and his soul

about how you're on the roll, or aboutbrother, Kameda, were making their

how many pages you've written, or

final preparations together.

saying stuff like how you won't show it

The two were also very excited, andto me because you want to show it to me

looked very confident in their work.

once it's finished, as if you were writing
it properly all this time!!"Beatrice: "But even soooooo…!! You didn't
play with me right, Battler? I've been
doing my best practicing with theKameda: "Keeeeeeeiii! I have a good feelingabout this one!! This one will definitely
become the bible of the new world!!"
Keiichi: "Ahh, but a book will have no

Lysander for your sake you know?"meaning if no one will read it!! That’s

Battler: "I wasn't asking you that! Anyway,

why you must unleash your seller's

today for the rest of the day you'll befighting spirit! Lead the lost future of apublicly shamed like this and reflect onsoul brother!!"

your own actions!"

Kameda: "Of course, K!!!"

Keropoyo: "We should not interfere in amarried couple's quarrels poyo! I wish
them happiness poyo."

Keropoyo: "This is the preparatorycommittee Poyo! What’s today's newpublication?"
Keiichi: "Listen up carefully! This is our
new publication, the bible that'll be thekey to unlocking the new world!!"
Kameda: "And the title is…! ‘Special

poyo!"
Maria: "Uu! This is Maria’s circle! I’ve madea lot of Sakutarou dolls!
Keropoyo: "It definitely has a special
handmade feeling to it poyo! And they

Collection! We Shall Change Your Life

come in many different sizes as well

By Coloring It In The Color of Moe - 100

poyo!"

Famous Speeches by K!’"

Maria: "Uu! Here's a pocket-sized Sakutaro
so you can have him with you no

It has been rumored that anyone whomatter where you go! Uryu!~ And here

listens to him will have their soul

is a super-duper huggable oversized

captivated by his speech. The Magician

Sakutaro! Uryu Uryu Uryuu!~ ☆ "of words and passionate Moe talk Keiichi!
He’s the one who possesses the uncanny

Keropoyo: "Poyo? This Sakutarou is superheavy poyo?!
Maria: "Kihihi. This one is an enhanced

ability to draw in all anyone who

Sakutaro. It's made with a special fiber

listens, like a boundary created solely

used for bulletproof vests. So even if

by his charisma.

you try stabbing it, impaling it, pulling

To think that the book is a collection ofit or tearing it apart, it'll definitely be

Keiichi’s 100 selected masterpieces ofokay!"

speeches with magical powers...!
So for the sake of not losing Sakutaro
Keiichi: "Of course, the speech Kameda

ever again, the strong-willed Witch

heard about that beautiful 'cupcake'of Origins gave him the strongest

is also included, if you know what I

immortal body she could make…

mean!"
Kameda: "Oooohhh!!! I will be able to

Keropoyo: "Looks like the circle next overexperience that excitement once again

is Jessica's circle poyo! I believe she

through written text! They’ll open!! Myplanned on releasing her own musiceyes will open again!!"album poyo!"

You’ll definitely buy one as well… right?

Jessica: "This is so damn annoyin'! Why did

If you join the soul brothers, you’ll be

you follow me here?! Is it a parents' day

able to open the door to the new world!

or something?!"
Krauss: "Isn't it better to practice how to・―・―・―・―・―・―・―・―・―・―・

handle customers before the event
starts? Here, let me pretend to be a

Keropoyo: "Oho, this is definitely a place
where Umineko fans will be lining up
poyo! Ohh! These are Sakutarou dolls

customer for you. Ah- May I have a lookat this?"Natsuhi: "Jessica. Your cross is not in place.

It would be a shame for us to be seen in

most important thing is to make surea place like this."

you're number one and the mostJessica: "That's why it's so damn annoyin'!

successful one anywhere you go. So

I can take care of it by myself! It's not aeven if it's just for fun, you have to makeplace parents are supposed to be in!"sure it ends up being a big success!"
Hideyoshi: "Ain't it?! It's been long since theOnce Keropoyo looked at the circle

last time I sold somethin' myself, but

next to Jessica's, there seemed to be ait's in my roots! Let me show ya somesimilar situation going on there as well.

techniques for attracting customers!"
George: "…I give up. From now on this isHideyoshi: "Y'know, my own company also

mom and dad's circle.

started with me pulling the cart all bymyself! And for George too, it all starts

Keropoyo: "Ciconia-born families surewith this half empty desk in this tiny

are so wonderfully close to each otherplace!"

poyo!~"

Eva: "Still, are there even any good
customers here? George is naturally

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tenderhearted, what if he'll get involved
with customers with a bad attitude?

Keropoyo: "Hello! This is the preparatory

Your mother is worried, you know!"

committee staff patrol Poyo! Is thisGeorge: "Everything is okay, mother.

Ryuugu Rena's circle poyo?"This gathering is made of people withsimilar tastes and interests, so they're
all very nice people."
Eva: "I've always been teaching you - theRena: "Welcome! Rena's circle is a big
release of all the kyute stuff she
gathered up until now! Will anyone

want to take those kyute things home, I

Rena held the hope to give even broken

wonder, I wonder?"and discarded items a new place tobelong to.

Rena's exhibition displayed a collection

She often heard about the process ofof small various "treasures", fromrecreating items into accessories, butrare, mysterious items to objects so

Rena would say that "it would make themysterious you couldn't even namekyute item itself uneasy".

them in the first place.
Rena: "For example, Rena believes that awedding is not something you make up
Rena: You can see people on TV collecting

your mind about before meeting yourbeach flotsam, process it and make itpartner, and then impose it onto them.

into beautiful accessories right? So

A wedding is something you discuss

Rena couldn't help but think that it

together in order to make each othermust be Rena's time to shine! Hauu!~"

happy, so you can also decide together

Keropoyo: "Poyo~ But while these<*Kero*Kero*> has been nicely taken

what kind of wedding you want to have,
isn't it?"care of, they weren't made into any
accessory yet, right poyo?"
Rena: "Rena believes that the form an

Keropoyo: "I see now poyo. You want themto have fun, even if they're worrying

object might take after being reborn,about what they'll be reborn as poyo!

should be a result of a private dialogue

It's such an echo-friendly, beautiful

between the person and the kyute item,

and kind wish! I wish you great successdon't you think, I wonder? I wonder?"poyo!"

Whether Rena's feelings will reachweren't you?! Can you takeother people or not, the value of the

responsibility if someone will read thistreasures she offers up will vary frombook and get inspired by you, and thenperson to person.

will make the same choice, betting over

However, Keropoyo decided totheir entire retirement money, Will?!

interpret it favorably.

Ugh, this is so frustrating. And here I

After all, that exhibition is an event

believed you when you said you were

where the people who arrive, are thewriting a serious book."type of people who knows the joy of

Clair: "……"

thinking what kind of creation they can

Lion: "Clair, don't. This book is awful so you

make out of things like that.

mustn't read it."Clair: "……'If you lose, play with twice

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the amount you lost"? 'Even if you'll
manage only win once, the profit will

Keropoyo: "What a professional looking

make up for all the losses you've had up

place poyo! An 'SSVD Style Assetto that point"……? That's amazing……

Management Guidebook', amazing!"

With this, you can buy Diana a lot of

Will: "Hehehe. This is a gem of a book thatsummarizes my experience of making

delicious, crunchy snacks."
Will: "You win some and you lose some,

fortune in Foreign Exchange withit's a 50-50 chance. However, you can't

all the lessons I've learned from thekeep losing forever. It only takes one

process."

victory to make absolute fortune. That's

Lion: "…It's a terrible book. According to it,

my way to win!"

after you retired from the great courts

Clair: "…Incredible. Yes, I am one yet manyof heaven, you just poured everything- one yet many but with Will as well.

into Forex, didn't you?"

I will do foreign exchange. I will join

Will: "Ahh, well, the more funds the better.
I've been working myself to death, so I
got a nice chunk of retirement money
afterwards."
Lion: "Pouring all that money there like thatis insane! It's a good thing it worked

Will, and buy Diana many delicious
crunchy snacks."
Will: "Well said! Believe and join
me! Together, we shall become
multimillionaires! Mh? What's thatsound? *Swiiiiiirl*?"out, but what would've happened if it
didn't?!"Lion was inspecting the functionality of

Will: "There are times where a man has toa tool that looked like an electric drill.

play big, whether the odds are in his

There was something attached to thefavor or not. You mustn't ignore thetip of the drill… It was an imitation ofhear- ack! Don’t suddenly pinch my ass

fingers that are ready to pinch asses…

like that!"
Lion: "But you were really just lucky,

Lion: Will. Clench your teeth please."Rika: "We showed off our beautiful high*Swiiiiiirl**Swiiiiiirl*

school uniforms during our graduation,
so if we'll wear our Lucia uniforms, it'll

Will: "S-Stop it!! I'm sorry!! I just wanted toshare my luck in making fortune withothers!"definitely attract a big crowd, Nipah~!
☆"
Keropoyo: "Truly cunning poyo! I'm sureeveryone will be busy taking pictures

Clair: "…… 'Willard-sensei investment

nonstop poyo!"seminar, now accepting students'…?"Tomitake: "Ha ha ha! Obviously! Even

Lion: "I think the success went up to youra young maiden in her high school

head a little too much, Will. Let's cool it

uniform alone makes a greata little bit, shall we?"photographing subject! But please,
don't get me wrong. My specialty is still*Swiiirl**Swiiirl**Swiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl**Guhh

wild bird photography. It's not like I

hhhhhhh!!!*want to take photos of high school girls.
However! As I pursued the beautiful

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freedom of wild birds, their mysterious
nature, and the brilliance and fragility

Keroyo: "Oho, are you two doing cosplayof their lives, I've come to realize -poyo? And it's Saint Lucia Academy

These are not things that only dwell

cosplay poyo!"

within those wild birds. That's right!
This is truly a wild bird photography! It

Satoko: "Oh ho ho ho! We two will definitely
make all those photographers gather up
all around us!"is the beauty of young birds taking on
the form of high school girls!"
Rika: "Mii… Our cosplay is of an orthodox

school. Isn't it just about wearing theuniforms?"
Satoko: "So it's not something you can justwear and be done with it?"Tomitake: "Ha ha ha! I'm speechless! What

Tomitake: "Eh?! Whoa- Blood?!"
Rika: "It's paint that looks like blood. Whatkind of color did Tomitake think that'll
come out?"

wonderful high school girls indeed. I

Satoko: "And now that we're covered in

can't wait to see those young birds!"

blood, we can bring out the props!"
Rika: "Tada! ☆ It's a chandelier made ofAs he spoke, the two started rummaging
through a large bag.

cardboard! ☆ "Satoko: "And now we only need to lie down
underneath! Isn't it amazing? Oh ho hoTomitake: "Mhh? What is it? Cat earsho!"perhaps? Or maybe a cat tail? No matter
what it is, I'll make sure you'll shine

The imagery made it look like the two

with them! Mmh...? What's this? What'sof them simply came out from underwith this container?"a Kotatsu, and it also looked like they

Satoko: "Oh ho ho ho! This is paint of

were having a lot of fun with that.

course!"Rika: "Once we'll pour it on, we'll become a・―・―・―・―・―・―・―・―・―・―・

sticky, slimy mess! ☆ "Tomitake: "T-That's extreme! My films will
not be able to handle such excitement!"

Keropoyo: "This is the 'Angel of 17 years'
circle poyo! As far as I know, theyencountered some problems, and thisThe two girls turned face to face, andmorning they even submitted a request

splashed the contents of the containers

to suspend their sales in order to makeon each other.

last-minute corrections poyo!~ ☆ "<*Kero*Kero*><*ribbit*ribbit*>Over there, Ange and Virgilia could be

Ange: "Stop pretending to be so high andspotted, making corrections to theirmighty! Love is all about carnal desires

book using magic.

and lust! <*ribbit*ribbit*> <*kero**ker

There was a huge amount of 'cuts to fix'o*><*riiiibbit*ribbiiiit*>!!"

on every page, and with that amount of

Virgilia: "<*ribbit*ribbit*>? The only thing

work, it didn't look like they'll be able

I want to see is <*Gero*Gero*>! But

to make it for the opening.

you'll have to watch it right?! That<*kero*kerokero*>!"Virgilia: "I can't believe it. Why do you write
about <*Kero*Kero*> so explicitly?!

Ange: "What did you sayyyy?! You<*kero*kerokero*> <*ribbit*ribbit*>!!!"

I kept telling you right? I asked you
to work on drawing stuff that'll feel

The two kept shouting curses at each other<*Kero*Kero*> without actuallyas they diligently continued magicallyshowing it!"erasing the men's <*Kero*Kero*> andAnge: "This is no longer a naïve age where<*ribbit*ribbit*>.

things without showing <*Kero*Kero*>or a crotch with <*Gero*Gero*>

Keropoyo: "Humans are so troublesome

and such modest expressions will

poyo! I don't understand why it's notsell! Nowadays, everyone ask forallowed to directly describe those<*ribbit*ribbit*> or <*kero**kero*>,actions when the main purpose is to<*kerokero*kero*> and even more

copy-and-paste them from reality poyo.

<*ribbit**ribbit*> all the time!"

Still, from this point of view, I can now

Virgilia: "Seriously, youngsters thesesay it with certainty- Two men doing

days are so disgraceful! You<*kero*kero*> is not a simple matter ofshould be more poetic and literary!

copy-and-paste!~ ☆ "the order! There's no way we can sell
Virgilia: "Speaking of, wasn't a sales
assistant supposed to be coming today?

this many!"
Shion: "You just don't understand, sis. It's

It would be very much appreciated if

just cheaper to order a large quantity at

someone could help with this task as

once."

well."
Ange: "I can't let Onii-chan see what's in thebooks! I told him he should never lookinside the books, and just help me withthe billing itself!"
Virgilia: "Unbelievable. Did you intend
to let the characters that appear in a

Mion: "Obviously I know this much! What
I'm trying to say is that your body
pillows won't sell this much!"
Keropoyo: "Stop fighting poyo-! If you won't
get along, you'll receive a BAN from thevirtual space poyo!"
Shion: "Ahh, I really apologize for the<*kero*kero*> manga to sell the bookdisgraceful sight. My sis just started

themselves? You really are a cold-saying things like <*kero*kero*><*ribbi

blooded woman, aren't you?"t*ribbit*>."Ange: "Don't you dare to forget that I only

Mion: "If I said that, you'll just be likedrew the pictures according to your<*kero*kero*ribbit*ribbit*> right?!

script!"What will you do if it won't sell?! I

Mammon: "Ange samaa! It looks like you
are having some problems! I've come to

won't spend more money than what we
decided!"help you! ♪"Ange: "Great timing. Mammon, I need you
to erase all the <*kero*kero*> in the
new book with magic."
Mammon: "As you wish, Ange-samaaa!!"

Mion: "Besides, why only your body
pillows?! It's twice as much as mine!!"Shion: "Well, I just realized that my demand
will clearly be higher than that of my

They keep disbanding and reuniting,sister, who has no sex appeal at all. Oh,

and it's hard to tell if they actually get

but I get the part about the money. I willalong or not, but that was the meeting

pay the difference, so don't worry about

with the "Angel of 17 years" circle…

it."
Mion: "There will definitely be leftovers of・―・―・―・―・―・―・―・―・―・―・

your body pillows! It's the kind of stuff
where people buy both sisters together!

Keropoyo: "Poyo! Is this the body pillows

Besides, once the Mion body-pillows

circle poyo? There seems to be somewill be sold out and there will be only

kind of trouble here poyo!"leftovers of your body pillow, what
do you think people who see this will

Mion: "Nooo-!! It's definitely a mistake inassume?"Keropoyo: "…They'll probably assume thatthe number of young people whosince only the Shion body pillows areare incapable of using chopsticks

left, they were probably less popular

beautifully is increasing. That's why I,

poyo."

Furudo Erika, who was so concerned

Shion: "I'm ready to take this risk. Besides,

about the situation, have decided

I'm confident my body pillows will sell

to write a book on the etiquette ofout before yours, sis."chopsticks usage."

Mion: "Ah! Now you've said it! So if there'll
be Shion body pillows left, I'm going totell everyone it sold poorly and we'll sellthem half the price okay?"
Shion: "Yeah, be my guest. Go ahead andDlanor: "I cannot use chopsticks very
WELL. I will stick to a fork and KNIFE."
Erika: "Ahh… Fork? Knife? Going aroundstabbing and slicing things? Aah, whatbarbaric Western tableware! Suchsell your pillows while wearing suchclumsy, vulgar, and unrefined primitive

unfashionable clothes. I'm going to betableware!"selling mine while wearing an Angel

Dlanor: "Hoh… So can Erika's advancedMort outfit I borrowed from the store.

tableware also do these kinds ofMaybe I will even offer a free photo for

THINGS?"

anyone who buys my pillow~"
Mion: "Shionnnn!! You dirty playerrrr!!"

Out of nowhere, Dlanor suddenly tookout a small plate with boiled beans.

In the end, perhaps the Sonozaki sisters

What the hell, where did it even comefighting like this is not such a bad thing.

from?

It's unclear how many body pillows will

Suddenly, she stuck the fork

be sold, but the fight between the twoin the pile of beans, and sent

would definitely be a nice crowd pleaser

several boiled beans into the air-for the event.

*whoosh*whoosh*whoosh*!!
*crunch*crunch*crunch*!!

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On each one of the four tips of the fork
was now a cooked bean stuck in it.

Keropoyo: "Over here we have anotherelegant book poyo! It's a book about

Dlanor: "Even with the existence of suchchopsticks etiquette. Truly elegant

clumsy, vulgar, and unrefined primitive

indeed poyo!"tableware, this level of performanceis POSSIBLE. What do you think,

Erika: "If you're a Japanese person, it
should be natural for you to use

EVERYONE?"
Erika: "…Hmph, what a lame imitation.

chopsticks beautifully. However, due

As for the tricks, I'll let you call it ato the influence of westernization,

performance once you reach this level

of skill. … Will you throw those boiled

manners in my opinion poyo-"beans over here for me?"Dlanor: "Fufu… I wonder to what degree

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you can do IT."
Gunhild: "Looks like it'll be a fun event. If*Whoosh*- *Tatatata* *Pow!*

we didn't have our International Battle
Standard Festival, maybe we could do a

Dlanor: "It looked like an exaggerated trick,but it was nothing more than picking up
four boiled beans in the AIR."
Keropoyo: "...It was still quite impressive
poyo."
Erika: "*Giggle*. Shall we inspect thoseboiled beans?"

circle too."
Miyao: "There it is. That's the metal styleGunhild likes right?"
Jayden: "That's just because Miyao is stilla toddler. You prefer things like anime
Vokyaloid over death metal, aren'tyou?"
Miyao: "I don't want to hear it from the man

Erika threw the boiled beans into the air,and Dlanor once again stuck them overher fork.

who has Bishoujo Anime accessory
installed as his Selcom ringtone!"
Jayden: "H-huh? W-w-what?! How do you
know something like this?!"Dlanor: "Wha- The beans are all looking

Gunhild: "There's a rumor that some voice

like cubes… and all sides have dice eyes

accessories interfere with Keropoyo

carved on THEM?"

and cause glitches, didn't you hear

Erika: "This level of chopsticks using ispossible for Furudo Erika. What do you
think, everyone?"
Keropoyo: "It's definitely far from table

about it?"Miyao: "It's the curse of the frog. If you
defile Keropoyo-sama, he'll send
information about all the voices

you installed, how they're used andeverything so please forgive me. Also,

which are your favorites to all of yourplease also uninstall it from Miyao andfriends."

Meow-chan's memories…!"

Jayden: "W-What is the meaning of this!!
You damn frog!! How dare youuuuu!!!!"
Keropoyo: "I've displayed a warning before

Miyao: " Who would forget such a ridiculous
thing? Stuuuupid!"
Gunhild: "Miyao, you have to be a little

the installation poyo!~ I've also checked

more ladylike, or I will be able to see

4 times to confirm if you still want toyour underwear through the slit."

proceed with forced installation eventhough there is a possibility of an error

Miyao cosplayed as Rena, and Jayden

poyo~! I've even notified you that incosplayed as Beatrice.

case of an error, I will be sending a log

Also, Gunhild was wearing an Angelof which accessory caused the error to aMort costume. …Somehow, therehigh-ranked friend as backup poyo~!"wasn't any sense of incongruity.

Gunhild: "How arrogant it is for a human toattempt going against AI-sama. Fufu."
Miyao: "Your favorite voice was the wake up
alarm one, urhhm… What was it again?
'Jayden-kun, it's morning! If you don't
wake up I'll play a nasty trick on you~"?
Jayden: "Uwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuh
hhhhhh!!!!"
Meow: "So you like these kinds of things,
Jayden-kun. I'll make sure to remember
that."
Jayden: "Keropoyo-sama… I'll uninstall