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STELLAR JOCKEYS DECEMBER NEWSLETTER
Welcome to the Stellar Jockeys December Newsletter. Each month you will
get news and updates on our projects, as well as a round up of community
submissions.
Benjamin, Stellar Jockeys

Intel Recovered: 'Zweenie'
A recent delivery from one of our off-world contractors has recovered
written material by a POI and is provided for your attention:
Laser. Geier Hochenergie-Laser Karabiner Zwei. 'Zweenie'
Solo Nobreans have a deep distrust of outsiders that goes way beyond being
isolated for years from other planets. Beyond even their mistreatment at thehands of their original colonial overlords. How about getting ripped off by themost famous Spacer arms company as a very cruel and expensive joke?
The Geier Hochenergie-Laser Karabiner Zwei is known almost exclusively by
the name given by fresh Nobrean conscripts that shoulder it: the Zweenie.
“Ergonomically suspect” is the nicest thing you could say about the laser rifle.
Lousy sights, criminally underpowered, prone to overheating and ruptured
battery cases—that one’s on the NEP though; they kept cycling the batteries
for almost double the manufacturer recommended life span.

Anyway, the War Council wanted in on some “real spacer tech” and Geierobliged them, snickering all the way to the bank, I’m sure. They only bought
one shipment of Zweenies because of the per-unit price, but it was a bigshipment. Nothing spells poor customer service like shopping as anisolationist dictatorship.
The sad part is that during the Long Night you still saw plenty of brave souls
go after Brigadors with nothing but a Zweenie in hand. I know, I was one ofthose Brigadors, but it still makes my stomach drop to think about it.
-MBSaid figure did not claim their remuneration following the Concern's
reacquisition of Solo Nobre and thus this file remains open until their
whereabouts can be confirmed.
- SNC Informatics Division
Wishlist Brigador Killers on Steam

Seeking Volunteers for PAX East 2020
Stellar Jockeys will be exhibiting at PAX East 2020 in Boston, MA, fromThursday February 27th to Sunday March 1st. If you live in theimmediate area, are free on any of those dates, and would like tovolunteer at our booth, please write to team@stellarjockeys.com, or pop
into our Discord and send a DM to Benjamin.
In return for helping us run our booth for a few hours, we'll have somespare passes for the day(s) you’re volunteering, along with some merch,food that isn’t convention hall pizza, and like before we’ll be having acommunity meetup somewhere at the sidelines of PAX East (probably on
the Friday or Saturday night).

Community Survey 2019
Last year we ran a brief survey on our community. Since then, thecommunity has grown about three times in size on the Discord alone, so
we're doing another.
By taking a couple of minutes of your day to fill this out, you will give us amuch better understanding of who we are talking to. As usual, there areplenty of boxes if you're feeling creative.
Take Survey
Also like before, at the end you can opt to leave your email address, which
will be entered into a raffle where the winner will win something from ourmerchandise store. You will only be emailed if you win. The survey willremain open until mid January 2020.

Last Call for December Store DiscountThis is your final reminder that all orders in the Stellar Jockeys
merchandise store have a 25% discount until the end of December. Also,
posters are back in stock!
Simply enter the code HOLIDAYS at checkout to get the discount, or click
the button below to apply it to your basket (please note that this code islimited to one use per customer). Offer expires midnight CST December
31st 2019.

Poster — Touro Graveyard$15.00Shop now

Community Spotlight
Incredibly, Briggs has been indefatigable with their creativity, this time
focusing on the Coffin. Check out more amazing images here.

Meanwhile, Zi frequently takes art requests on their streams and so
Commander requested a bishounen Antero Giian emerging from Spacercontrol gel.

You can see all these and more in the #becks_best channel on our Discord
server.
Join our Discord server

Next Year
We're excited for what is going to happen next year for Stellar Jockeys. We
wish you all a wonderful holiday and look forward to telling you more in2020.

Stellar Jockeys
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