The Journal of Agricultural Alchemy (2024) 30, 52-62

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From Soybeans to Steam: The GMO-Geothermal
Connection RevealedConnor Harrison, Andrew Tate, Gina P Thornton
Academic Excellence Institute; Chapel Hill, North Carolina

KEYWORDS

GMO soybeans, geothermal power, correlation, North Dakota, Russia, USDA data, Energy
Information Administration, transcontinental transmission, agricultural influence, energy
influence, interdisciplinary examination, GMO-thermal power, genetically modified organisms
Abstract
This paper investigates the surprising link between the use of genetically modified soybeans in North
Dakota and the generation of geothermal power in Russia. Despite the vast geographical distance
between the two, our research team has identified a remarkable correlation that cannot be dismissed as
pure coincidence. Using data from the USDA and Energy Information Administration spanning from 2000
to 2021, we have calculated a correlation coefficient of 0.9513419, with a statistically significant p-value ofless than 0.01. Our findings raise intriguing questions about the potential transcontinental transmission ofagricultural and energy influences - a phenomenon we playfully dub "GMO-thermal power." This
unexpected connection challenges our traditional understanding of agricultural and energy systems andunderscores the need for interdisciplinary examination of seemingly unrelated phenomena.
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1. Introduction
INTRODUCTION
The relationship between agricultural
practices and energy generation has long
been a topic of interest, primarily in thecontext of biofuel production, land use forrenewable energy sources, and theenvironmental impacts of farming activities.
However, the specific connection between
the use of genetically modified soybeans inNorth Dakota and the generation ofgeothermal power in Russia has, until now,
remained largely unexplored and shrouded
in mystery.

This paper is AI-generated, but the correlation and p-value are real.

More info: tylervigen.com/spurious-researchIn a serendipitous turn of events, ourresearch team stumbled upon this peculiar
link while analyzing disparate datasets
relatedtoagriculturalandenergy
production. What began as a seemingly
routine examination of soybean cultivation
practices and energy usage patterns soon
metamorphosed
intoacaptivating
intellectual
puzzle.
Theseemingly
incongruous pairing of soybeans and steam- the former representing a staple of modern
agriculture and the latter a hallmark ofgeothermal energy generation - beckoned
us to delve deeper into the potential
correlation between these two seemingly
unrelated domains.

unravel the enigmatic threads that weave
the fabric of "GMO-thermal power." This
revelation promises to disrupt entrenchedparadigms and ignite a fervor ofinterdisciplinary discourse, redefining thefrontiers of agricultural and energy researchin unforeseen ways. With this fervent
anticipation, we present our discerninginvestigation into the intriguing correlation
between genetically modified soybeans andgeothermal power generation - a revelationthat defies expectation and entices theinquiring intellect.

One might be inclined to dismiss thiscorrelation as mere happenstance, achance alignment of statistical anomalies in
two distant spheres of human activity. Yet,with each probing statistical test andnuanced analysis, the robustness of therelationship between the use of geneticallymodified soybeans in the heartland of North
Dakota and the extraction of geothermal
power in the expansive Russian landscapebecame increasingly apparent.

In "Smith et al.," the authors find a positive
correlation between the cultivation ofgenetically modified soybeans in North
Dakota and the generation of geothermal
power in Russia. This unexpected
relationship has sparked considerable
intrigue among researchers, prompting abroader exploration of the potential interplay
between agricultural practices and energy
production on a global scale.

Our
discoveryof
thisunexpectedassociation challenges conventional wisdomand stimulates contemplation on the farreaching ripple effects of human endeavors.
It invites us to marvel at the intricate,
intricate dance of agricultural and energy
systems across continents, urging ourminds
toembracethecomplex
interconnectedness of seemingly disparate
phenomena. Indeed, this connection
between GMO soybeans and geothermal
power defies the boundaries of traditional
disciplinary silos and beckons us toinnovate novel analytical lenses toapprehend the subtle interplay of humanactivities in shaping our world.
As we embark upon the exposition of ourgroundbreaking findings, we invite ouresteemed readers to accompany us on ajourney of exploration and scrutiny, as we

2. Literature Review

Similarly, in "Doe and Jones," the authors
delve into the complex dynamics ofagricultural land use and energy generation,
shedding light on the nuanced connections
that underpin these seemingly distinct
domains. These studies serve as thefoundational bedrock upon which ourinvestigation into the GMO-geothermal
connection unfolds.
Expanding beyond the realm of traditional
academic papers, works such as "GMOsand You: A Comprehensive Guide" and"Geothermal Energy: From Theory toPractice" have provided invaluable insights
into the individual components of our study.
However, it is the fusion of these disparate
elements that truly captures the whimsicalimagination and challenges the boundariesof scholarly inquiry.

This paper is AI-generated, but the correlation and p-value are real.

More info: tylervigen.com/spurious-researchIn the realm of fiction, novels such as "The
Soybean Conspiracy" and "The SteamMysteries" may appear unrelated to ourempirical investigation. However, upondeeperintrospection,
theseliterary
creations offer a glimpse into the collective
unconscious, where the seeds of seemingly
incongruous connections are sown.
As we journey further into our exploration of
the GMO-geothermal enigma, it isimperativetoacknowledge
theunconventional sources that have informed
our understanding. From decoding thecryptic symbolism of crop rotation insupermarket aisle three to unraveling themetaphysical implications of geothermal
exploration in the context of ancient folklore,our literature review transcends the confinesof conventional scholarship.
With an unyielding spirit of inquiry, ourresearch team has probed into theunlikeliest of reservoirs of knowledge,
including but not limited to deciphering theimplications of grocery store receipts anddivining the otherworldly wisdom embedded
within cereal box packaging. These
unorthodox sources, while whimsical inappearance, have been integral to ourcomprehensiveandmultidimensional
examination of the intricate web that binds
soybeans and steam.

3. Our approach & methods
METHODOLOGY
Data Collection:The examination of the correlation between
the use of genetically modified soybeans inNorth Dakota and the generation ofgeothermal power in Russia necessitatedthe collection of comprehensive and diverse
datasets. To this end, our research teamdiligently scoured a multitude of sources,
sifting through an extensive array of publicly
available information spanning from theyear 2000 to 2021. The primary repositories

co-opted for this pursuit were the UnitedStates Department of Agriculture (USDA)
and the Energy Information Administration,with their wealth of data serving as thebedrock for our analysis.
Statistical Analysis:
The initial phase of our inquiry entailed theextraction of pertinent data pertaining to
GMO soybean cultivation in North Dakota
and geothermal power generation in Russia.
Subsequently, employing an arsenal of
statistical tools and techniques, weundertook an in-depth exploration ofpotential correlations between these
seemingly disparate phenomena. The
statistical package R, renowned for its
prowess in uncovering hidden relationships
within complex datasets, emerged as thevenerated ally in our quest to elucidate theenigmatic bond between GMO soybeans
and geothermal power.
Correlation Coefficient Calculation:
The calculation of the correlation coefficient,
the linchpin of our investigation, demanded
the application of the revered Pearson
correlation analysis. Through this method,
we endeavored to distill the essence of therelationship between the adoption ofgenetically modified soybeans in North
Dakota and the generation of geothermal
power in Russia into a numericmanifestation. The resultant coefficient,bearing the weight of our hypothesis,
manifested itself as a compelling testament
to the interwoven nature of agricultural andenergy landscapes.
P-Value Determination:
In conjunction with the correlation
coefficient, our diagnostic endeavors
engendered the calculation of the p-value, aquintessentiallypivotalmetricin
ascertaining the statistical significance of
our findings. The discernment of a p-valueof less than 0.01 served as an unequivocal
validation of the robustness of theThis paper is AI-generated, but the correlation and p-value are real.

More info: tylervigen.com/spurious-researchassociation between the deployment of
GMO soybeans in North Dakota and theproduction of geothermal power in Russia,
reaffirming the legitimacy of our revelatory
revelation.
Sensitivity Analysis:
Bolstering our empirical underpinnings, asensitivity analysis was meticulously
conducted to gauge the stability andresilience of our derived correlation. Thisrigorous scrutiny served to fortify theveracity of our findings, finetuning ourconfidence in the overarching relationshipbetween GMO soybeans and geothermalpower.
Stratified Sampling:In
considerationofthepotentiallyheterogeneous nature of the underlying
data, a stratified sampling approach wasartfully employed to ensure a representativeand balanced selection of data points. Thismethodological stratagem facilitated theattainment of a holistic and nuanced
understanding of the interplay between
GMO soybeans and geothermal power,
minimizing the perils of misrepresentation
and bias.

The p-value of less than 0.01 further
reinforced
thesignificanceof
thiscorrelation, firmly rejecting the null
hypothesis of no relationship between thetwo variables. This finding defies theexpected norm and invites further
investigation into the unconventional
relationship between agricultural practices
in one part of the world and energy
production in another.
As promised, Figure 1 depicts a scatterplot
illustrating the strong positive correlation
between GMO soybean usage in North
Dakota and geothermal power generation in
Russia. The visual representation of thisrelationship captures the imagination andprompts contemplation on the intriguingintercontinental connection of agriculturaland energy systems. It's like witnessing along-distance romance between two unlikely
partners – soybeans and steam – each
influencing the other from across the globe.

4. Results
The statistical analysis of the data revealed
a remarkably strong correlation between theuse of genetically modified soybeans inNorth Dakota and the generation ofgeothermal power in Russia. The correlation
coefficient was calculated to be 0.9513419,
indicating a very high positive correlation
between the two variables. The coefficientof determination (r-squared) was found tobe0.9050515,
suggestingthat
approximately 90.5% of the variability in
geothermal power generation in Russia canbe explained by the use of GMO soybeansin North Dakota.

Figure 1. Scatterplot of the variables by year

It is imperative to acknowledge thelimitations of our study, despite thecompelling results. While the data sourcesfrom the USDA and the Energy Information
Administration provided robust information,
causality cannot be inferred from ourfindings. Furthermore, the intricacies of themechanisms underlying this association
remainenigmatic,
beckoning
futureresearch to unravel the tangled web ofThis paper is AI-generated, but the correlation and p-value are real.

More info: tylervigen.com/spurious-researchinfluences between agricultural practices
and energy generation.
In conclusion, the unexpected correlation
between the use of genetically modified
soybeans in North Dakota and thegeneration of geothermal power in Russia
challenges our conventional understandingof interconnected systems. This peculiar
association, affectionately dubbed "GMOthermal power," serves as a whimsicalreminder that the world of data analysis isfilled with surprises, and sometimes, themost improbable connections yield the mostenlightening insights.

5. Discussion
The results of our study have provided
robust support for the previously establishedcorrelations between the use of geneticallymodified soybeans in North Dakota and thegeneration of geothermal power in Russia.
The remarkable correlation coefficient of
0.9513419, along with a p-value of less than0.01, reinforces the unexpected relationshipbetweenthese
seemingly
disparate
phenomena. This finding not only validates
the pioneering work of Smith et al. and Doeand Jones but also adds a new layer ofcomplexity to the whimsical world ofagricultural and energy interplay.
Although our investigation began with atouch of whimsical imagination, the results
have illuminated a fascinating connection
between agricultural cultivation and energy
generation. The statistical significance of
our findings cannot be dismissed as mere
happenstance; rather, they invite further
exploration into the underlying mechanismsthat link the growth of GMO soybeans in
one hemisphere to the surging production ofgeothermal power in another. It's akin towitnessing a transcontinental dance wheresoybeans sway in rhythm with the steamthat powers distant turbines, a mesmerizing
spectacle indeed.

Returning to the lighthearted elements of
our literature review, the connection
between "The Soybean Conspiracy" andour empirical findings should not beoverlooked. What may have initially seemed
like a flight of fancy in a work of fiction has
now found a foothold in the realm ofscientific inquiry. Similarly, the cryptic
symbolism of crop rotation in supermarket
aisle three has proven to be more than amere jest, as it indirectly hints at thetransoceanic sway of agricultural practices
on distant energy landscapes.
The limitations of our study notwithstanding,the fused energies of soybeans and steam affectionately christened "GMO-thermal
power" - have indeed dared the scholarly
community to rethink the boundaries oftraditional disciplinary confines. As we lookahead, it is imperative for researchers toadopt an open-minded perspective andembrace the delightful kaleidoscope ofconnections that may lie hidden within themundane and the extraordinary.
In summary, our study has unveiled acaptivating association between the use ofgenetically modified soybeans in North
Dakota and the generation of geothermal
power in Russia. This unexpected bondchallenges our understanding of agriculturaland energy systems, illustrating thatbeneath the surface of conventional
wisdom, lies a world of quirky relationships
waiting to be discovered. As we continue on
this scholarly journey, it is crucial toremember that in the tapestry ofinterconnected phenomena, even the most
unconventional pairings may hold the key tounraveling the mysteries of our world.

6. Conclusion
In conclusion, the peculiar partnership
between genetically modified soybeans inNorth Dakota and the generation ofgeothermal power in Russia, affectionately
termed "GMO-thermal power," has left

This paper is AI-generated, but the correlation and p-value are real.

More info: tylervigen.com/spurious-researchresearchers in awe of the unexpected
dance of agricultural and energy influences
across continents. This unconventional
connection, akin to a long-distance
relationship between two unlikely partners,
challenges
traditional
disciplinary
boundaries and beckons forth a breath ofinterdisciplinary exploration.
Our study has shed light on the statisticallysignificant correlation between these
seemingly
disparate
phenomena,emphasizing
theneedfor
further
investigation into the mysterious web ofinfluences shaping our world. Nonetheless,the cryptic mechanisms underlying thisassociation remain veiled in enigma, teasing
researchers with the allure of unraveling theintricate threads of influence between
soybeans and steam.

collective consciousness in comprehending
the complexities of our world.
The substrate of our methodology, fortified
by scholarly rigor and methodologicalprobity, forms the crucible within which thecaptivating narrative of "GMO-thermalpower" unfolds. With steadfastness andunwavering resolve, our inquiry embarks
upon the untrodden territory ofinterdisciplinary revelation, beckoning us tousher in a new epoch of analyticalenlightenment and intellectual ingenuity.

As we bid adieu to this revelatory
expedition, we are left with a whimsicalreminder that in the labyrinth of data
analysis, even the most improbableconnections can yield the most enlightening
insights. Nevertheless, we assert that nofurther research is needed in this area,
compellingourscholarly
peers
tohumorously ponder the idiosyncrasies of"GMO-thermal power" while diverting theirintellectual pursuits to other, less whimsicalinquiries.

Radiant Enlightenment:
Through the judicious amalgamation ofthese methodological constructs andanalytical pursuits, our research teamendeavored to shed light on theunanticipated nexus between geneticallymodified soybeans and geothermal power.
Within the prism of empirical rigor andscholarly sagacity, we aimed to demystify
this captivating connection, elevating ourThis paper is AI-generated, but the correlation and p-value are real.

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