TAKUJI KOGOFACEHUG

MUSIC FROM*CANDYFACTORY
AS LONG AS
IT DOES NOT KILL MEIs this cute or creepy?
ARIRANGHELLO CLASSMATESYOU DON'T HAVE TO THINKABOUT THE SEA EVERTHE FOREIGN DOMESTIC WORKERSHALL NOT GET MARRIED IN SINGAPOREYOUR JOB WON'T
STAND A CHANCE!

U.S. MILITARY BASES IN

OKINAWAWE SELL! WE BUY!

嫌いな人ともうまくやれそうな一日土日祝日のみで生死に関わる事以外全てOKANY WAY YOU WANT ANY TIME YOU WANTEXCEPT WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYSANY WAY YOU WANT ANY TIME YOU WANTAS LONG ASIT DOES NOT KILL ME

Is this cute or creepy?

Is this cute or creepy? A guy at work e-mailed me a picture of him
and his wife but over the wife's face is a picture of mine! Is that cuteor creepy? Cute or creepy? I really like this guy I just met, but hetold me that he's been in jail for assault and battery. The thing is, he'sgentle and he treats me well. Should I be worried? But he is actuallykind of cute. You can't complain? He's not a real serial killer? What isthe best way to let a guy down without crushing his ego? What would
you want to hear instead of the ugly truth? i.e., that I'm not just
attracted to you. What is the best way? Would you prefer small
natural breasts or big fake ones? Have you ever used your "womanly
charms" or "female assets" to get a job or a promotion? I don't like

how my boyfriend kisses. It's like a flesh farm invading my mouth. What
can I do? Would any of you want to date an ex boyfriend look-alike?
Why would the guy not ask me out? After two weeks ofconversations? He's nice, single, and straight and he seems to beinterested in me. Cute? Cute or creepy? How would you react if you
found out your girl friend had a weblog? How would you react? Is itcreepy? Is this cute or creepy? This creepy old guy always makes small
talk with me at the grocery store. He asked me out! Are grocerystores the new thing now? I've been told that I look like Meg Ryan.
Do guys go for women like her? Is it creepy to get a letter from agirl you don't know? How do you get rid of a stalker? I need anaffordable, sure-fire method to get this guy off my back. My boyfriend
is a "Trekkie",- you know, one of those guys who's addicted to Star
Trek. Today he asked me to go to a Trek convention. He's planning todress up as a Klingon. I would die of embarrassment. We're adults forgod sakes. What should I do? What should I do? What should I do?
What should I do? What should I do? A guy I used to date did thisweird snake head body movement thing with really intense, whenever hewanted to get it on. I broke it off with him, but if I should encountersomething like that again, how can I tell the person that he's scaring me
without hurting him? But it's not turning me it's not turning me notturning me it's not turning me not turning me on. I recently found outthat my very strict, outwardly conservative 60 year old father
downloads pornography. Isn't it creepy? Is it creepy or cute? Yes, it'screepy. If a guy tells you about his dream, tells you, tells you, tells
you his dream. He says you were in his arms. Is that creepy? Do youguys really care how many men we've slept with? Is it creepy? Creepy?
La la la la la la Is it creepy? Is it creepy? Is it creepy? Is it?

ARIRA N G 아리랑KOREAN
TRADITIONAL

ARIRANG ARIRANG AH RAH REE YO ARIRANG, ALL ALONE.
I AM CROSSING ARIRANG HILL. IF YOU LEAVE ME, MY LOVE,YOUR FEET WILL FAIL YOU BEFORE YOU HAVE EVEN WALKEDTEN STEPS. ARIRANG ARIRANG AH RAH REE YO ARIRANG,I BELIEVED YOU WHEN YOU TOLD ME. WE WERE GOINGTO ARIRANG HILL FOR SPRING PICNIC. YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFULAND SUPERIOR. I'M SO CRAZY AND BLIND AND WILLINGTO BLEED. ARIRANG ARIRANG AH RAH REE YO ARIRANG,WITH A BOTTLE OF RICE WINE HIDDEN UNDER MY BLUE SKIRT.
I LOOKED FOR YOU MY LOVE IN OUR SECRET SPOT INODING FOREST. ARIRANG ARIRANG AH RAH REE YO,ARIRANG, GIVE ME BACK MY LOVE ON ARIRANG HILL.
ARIRANG, GIVE ME BACK MY LOVE ON ARIRANG HILL.

"Arirang," the iconic, traditional Korean song of love and heartbreak, has been played andsung by musicians throughout Korea's modern history to express memory, sorrow, pride andpropaganda.
The song, a national symbol for both North and South Korea, originated, some say, during theChosun Dynasty (1392-1910); others say it has existed since the Shilla Dynasty, more than
1,000 years ago.
In 1926, "Arirang" became a hit as the theme song of the first Korean movie of the same title,
which depicted the sorrow of Koreans living under Japanese rule.
Ironically, even Japanese pop singers, beginning in the 1930s, created their own arrangementsof the song.
During the Korean War (1950-53), an American turned "Arirang" into a march to celebrate
the heroism of the American-led United Nations forces.
In 1985, the song was sung in Pyongyang by an art troupe from Seoul during a reunion offamilies separated since the Korean War.
And in 2002, North Korea organized the Arirang Festival of gymnastics and art featuring10,000 performers, including students and young children, to celebrate the birthday of thenation's founder Kim Il-sung. It was also this secretive and cash-strapped country's first
festival seeking to promote tourism and develop a new source of foreign currency.
In the South, these days, "Arirang" is an unofficial national anthem that performers arrange
into countless melodic or lyrical versions played in any kind of mode: pop, rock, folk, jazz,symphonic, even hip-hop.

HELLO CLASSMATES

I have about 8 1/2 months left on the Republic of Korea.
Then I go to Germany but I won't be home until May orJune of next year. I can't wait to leave this place.
This country. Oh, this country, smells really bad. I don't
understand much Korean. I hope that everyone is doing
well in G-town and I won't be able to make the reunion
because I will be out of country for the next 3 to 4years. No, I don't think that I'll be living in G-town for along time and even if I retire I think that I'm going to go
to the Philippines where it's warm all the time andnothin' but beautiful women. L. B. F. M. P. B. R.

I'm going to stay overseas as long as I can, you know,I can't wait to live in Germany. Because it's like right inthe middle of 8 to 10 countries and I'm going to see
everyone of them. Oh yeah, If anyone needs a place tostay once I'm there send me an email and I'll hook you
up with a free place to stay. Well I talk to you later.
I live in South Korea, oh yeah. I live from about George
town to Cincinnati away from North Korea. I hopeeveryone has an awesome time celebrating the 4th of
July in the states. We have a little festival and somefireworks but as you all know it's not like the states by along shot. La la la la, Everyone stay safe and enjoy yourfreedom. Because it really sucks to have to be here.
I hope that everyone is doing well in G-town andI won't be able to make the reunion because I will be outof country for the next 3 to 4 years. Oh, does anyone
wanna take my place in Korea for me? 'Cause I'm reallytired of this place. I'm going to go the Philippines where
it's warm all the time and nothin' but beautiful women.
L. B. F. M. P. B. R. Just wanted to wish everyone a Merry
Christmas! I'll be right here, doin' O.K. still in Korea notmuch to do in a country that's only about the size ofIndiana. I'm having so much fun I don't know what to dowith myself. I hope that everyone is doing well inG-town. Oh yeah. Does anyone have yahoo messanger?
I live in South Korea. Oh yeah. I live from about
George town to Cincinnati away from North Korea.
L. B. F. M. P. B. R. = Military slang, Little Brown Fucking Machine Powered By Rice

U.S. MILITARY BASES INO K I N AWA
WE

SELL!

WE

BUY!

N A H A N AVA L P O RT, C A M P H A N S E N , T H E K A D E N A A I RF I E L DN A H A N AVA L P O RT, C A M P H A N S E N , T H E K A D E N A A I RF I E L DN A H A N AVA L P O RT, C A M P H A N S E N , T H E K A D E N A A I RF I E L D

IN OKINAWA MILITARY BASES! WE SELL! WE BUY!

STRICTLYC O N F
WESELLWE ARE STRICTLYI D E N T I A L

OKINAWAU.S.

MILITARY

BASES!

1972 The United States dissolves its occupational government returning Okinawa to Japanesejurisdiction but retaining conditional rights to all U.S. military installations.
The Japanese government then makes up new rental contracts for the land of U.S military bases inOkinawa. With these contracts, the Japanese government rents the property from the original
landowners, lending it to the U.S. forces.
1977 The Japanese government pays a total of 1,200 million Yen in compensatory bonuses tolandowners for their involvement. Each year the government successively increases the rent it pays
landowners.
1980s Local Okinawan banks start offering special loans to cooperating landowners.
Under this plan, the banks permit owners to borrow more than 25 times the rental cost with special
low-interest rates. If a landowner declares bankruptcy, the government promises to buy back parcelsof land, paying up to 50 million Yen tax-free.
1988 The Japanese government pays a total of 1,200 million Yen in compensatory bonuses tolandowners.
1992 1,400 million Yen is paid in compensatory bonuses to landowners. While real estate prices
continue to fall all over Japan, owning Okinawan "military ground" remains a highly lucrative
investment.
2006 location : the Kadena airfield, Price : X 35. The proprietary right of the land is being sold for 35
times of the annual rent.
Notes: Transactions of military land in Okinawa are completely different from regular transactions ofreal estate. The market price deals only with the ratio of the land's annual rent without concerning theconditions of the land or its extent, because the purpose of the buyers is only income from the rent.
And the ratio remains higher where there is uncertainty of the land ever being returned by US forces.These smart weapons, installed on the Navy's Missile Corvettes,

can destroy targets as far as 90 km away.
To avoid detection by radar, they travel at blistering speeds

just a few feet above the waves.
They are deadly dependable.

But what's the best thing about these missiles?

They make sure you don't even have to think about the sea. Ever.

We
alltaketheseafor
grantedButthat would not be possible without the advanced naval
technology that is deployed around our shores.

Take the sophisticated Harpoon missiles.

These smart weapons, installed on the Navy's Missile Corvettes,

can destroy targets as far as 90 km away.

To avoid detection by radar, they travel at blistering speeds
just a few feet above the waves. They are deadly dependable.

But what's the best thing about these missiles?

They make sure you don't even haveto think about the sea. Ever.
Life would not be the same without safe sea.
But that would not be possible without the advanced naval technology.
They make sure you don't even have to think about the sea. Ever.
youdon'thave
tothinkaboutthesea.
Ever.
you
don't
havetothinkabout
thesea.
Ever.

THE FOREIGN DOMESTIC WORKER
SHALL NOT GET MARRIED IN SINGAPOREThe Foreign Domestic Worker shall not get married to aSingapore citizen or a permanent resident during her stayin Singapore. The Foreign Domestic Worker shall not
become pregnant during her stay. The Foreign Domestic
Worker shall not indulge or be involved in any illegal,
immoral or undesirable activities including breaking up
families in Singapore. Ah Foreign Domestic Worker shallnot get married during her stay in Singapore. It is notillegal for a Foreign Domestic Worker to have boyfriend,however the concern is always associated withthe problems that she may have because of theboyfriend. The Foreign Domestic Worker shall not getmarried in Singapore. She shall not, shall not get

mattied. She shall not get a boyfriend. She shall not get
married. Shall not become pregnant. She shall not get married.
She shall not get a boyfriend. She shall not get married. Shall not
become pregnant. She shall not get married. She shall not geta boyfriend. She shall not get married in Singapore. She shallnot be involved in any illegal, immoral undesirable activities.
The Foreign Domestic Worker shall not get married to a Singapore

citizen or a permanent resident during her stay in Singapore.

YOUR JOB WON'T
STAND A CHANCE!
YOUMUSTREAD
THIS
WORD
FORWORD!
INFORMATION THAT YOU MAY NOT RECIEVE AGAIN SO PLEASE
TAKE IT SERIOUSLY! YOU MUST READ THIS WORD FOR WORD!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE THOUSANDS IN CASH DAILY?
IFYES,GOHERENOW!
PEOPLE ARE MAKING REAL FORTUNES. GO NOW! GO!
GO! NOW! GO! HERE NOW! NO HYPE NO FALSE PREDICTIONS!
HAVEUNLIMITEDCASHFLOW
POTENTIAL!
JOINANELITEANDGROWINGGROUP!
YOUCANCHANGEYOURLIFESTYLE!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE THOUSANDS IN CASH DAILY?

IF YES, GO HERE NOW! PEOPLE ARE MAKING REAL FORTUNES!
GO HERE NOW! GO! GO! GO! HERE NOW GO!
WE CAN PROVE IT! WE CAN PROVE IT! WE CAN PROVE IT!
PROVEIT!
THESERIOUS
MONEY
ISRIGHTHERE!
WE ARE POSITIVE! WE ARE POSITIVE! WE ARE POSITIVE!
WEARE!
YOU'LLBE
THANKFULYOUDID!
NO
HYPENOFALSEJOININ!
NO HYPE NO FALSE JOIN IN! NO HYPE NO FALSE JOIN IN!
NO HYPE NO FALSE JOIN IN! NO HYPE NO FALSENOHYPENOFALSEJOININ!
NOHYPENOFALSEJOININ!
NO HYPE NO FALSE JOIN IN! NO HYPE NO FALSE JOIN IN!
NO HYPE NO FALSE JOIN IN! NO HYPE NO FALSENOHYPENOFALSE
JOIN
IN
YOUR
JOB
WON'T
STAND
A
CHANCE!
YOUR
JOB
WON'T
STAND
A
CHANCE!

YOUR
YOUR

JOB
JOB

WON'T
WON'T

STAND
STAND

A
A

CHANCE!
CHANCE!

YOU MUST READ THIS WORD FOR WORD! INFORMATION THAT YOU
MAY NOT RECIEVE AGAIN SO PLEASE TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE THOUSANDS IN CASH DAILY?
IFYES,GOHERE!
GOHERENOW!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RECIEVE THOUSANDS IN CASH DAILY?
IF YES, GO HERE NOW! PEOPLE ARE MAKING REAL FORTUNES.
GOHERE
NOW!
GO!
GO!
HERE
NOWGO!
GAIN
TRUE
FINANCIALINDEPENDENCE!
YOUR
JOB
WON'T
STAND
A
CHANCE!
NO
HYPENOFALSE
PREDICTIONS!
HAVE UNLIMITED CASH FLOW POTENTIAL! JOIN AN ELITE ANDGROWING GROUP. YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFESTYLE!
YOUR JOB YOUR JOB WON'T STAND A CHANCE!

気 に な る 相 手 が 注 目 して い そ う 。 脚 を 広 げ て 座 っThe guy you like will be keeping his eyes on you.

たりしないように。自分勝手な態度を、周りの人

Be a lady. Don't sit with your knees apart. People may

か ら 咎 め ら れ そ う 。 言 い 訳 す る と 好 感 度 ダ ウ ン。
blame

yourselfish

ways,

but

don't

makeexcuses

苦 言 は 黙 って 受 け 止 め て。 仲 良 く な り た い 相 手 に
it will make you look worse. Just shut your mouth up

は お 気 に 入 り の C D を 貸 すときっ と 今 日 は 興 味 を

and take the advice. Give your favorite CD to someone

持 ってく れ そ う。 だ け ど 今 日 の あ な た は 優 柔 不 断 。
you want as a friend. This is the day he will be話 は ま と め て 判 断 は 迅 速 に 。 迷 って い る と み ん なinterested in you. But today you can't decide anything.

か ら 信 頼 を 失 って し ま う か も 。 今 日 は 、 気 に な る
Shapeyourtalkand

makeyourjudgments

quick.

相 手 が あ な た に 注 目 して そ う 。 下 手 に 勘 が 鋭 い せOtherwise you'll lose their confidence. Today the guy

いで、今日のあなたは、傷つくことも多い一日。
you like will be keeping his eyes on you. Don't be smart

あやしい話も 、疑惑も 、追及しないで。迂闊な一otherwise you'll be hurt. Ignore the suspicious stories

言 で、 自 分 の 首 を 絞 め て し ま い そ う 。 思 っ た こ とyouhear.

Watch

yourmouse,itcankillyou.

があっても 、今日は黙っていたほうがいい一日。
Hide

yourthoughts.

You'dbetter

bequiettoday.

嫌いな人ともうまくや れ そ う な 一 日
T H I S I S A D AY F O R YO U T O B E S O C I A B L E

WITH

SOMEONEYOUDISLIKE

苦手な上司との関係も回復出来そう。
IMPROVINGDIFFICULTREPATIONSWITHTHEBOSS?

家 庭 的 なと こ を ア ピー ル する と 好 感 度 ア ッ プ !
HOWABOUTSHOWINGYOUR

HOMEMAKERTALENTS?

今日の貴方はちょっと鈍感、誰かが助けを必要とMAKE YOUR PERSONALITY WINNING? TODAY YOU'LL BE A LITTLE SLOW.

して る の に 気 づ か ず に 失 望 さ れ る こ と が あ る か も
YOU CAN RISK DISAPPOINTING SOMEONE WHO MAY WANT YOUR HELP.

FACEHUG / TAKUJI KOGO
MUSIC FROM CANDY FACTORY*01. AS LONG AS IT DOES NOT KILL ME 土日祝日のみで生死に関わる事以外OK (3:08)

02. Is this cute or creepy? (6:00)
03. ARIRANG 아 리 랑 (3:02)( KOREAN TRAD. / ARR. TAKUJI KOGO / WORDS TRANSLATED BY YOUNG-HAE CHANG HEAVY INDUSTRIES)

04. HELLO CLASSMATES (6:50)
05. U.S. MILITARY BASES IN OKINAWA! WE SELL! WE BUY! (4:07)

06. YOU DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE SEA EVER (4:28)

07. THE FOREIGN DOMESTIC WORKER SHALL NOT GET MARRIED IN SINGAPORE (3:07)
08. YOUR JOB WON'T STAND A CHANCE (5:49)
黙っていたほうがいい一日
10. 嫌いな人ともうまくやれそうな一日 (3:12)
THIS IS A DAY FOR YOU TO BE SOCIABLE WITH SOMEONE YOU DISLIKE

All music produced by TAKUJI KOGO / *CANDY FACTORY PROJECTS http://artonline.jp
Published by ANA-MARIA HADJI-CULEA

FACEHUG / 2010 / http://www.facehug.com/ ISBN 978-91-633-6266