{"text": "Tony Stark: Oh, I get it. You guys aren't allowed to talk. Is that it? Are you not allowed to talk?\nIron Man Jimmy: No. We're allowed to talk.\nTony Stark: Oh. I see. So it's personal.\nRamirez: I think they're intimidated.\nTony Stark: Good God, you're a woman. I, honestly, I couldn't have called that. I would apologize, but isn't that what we're going for here? I saw you as a soldier first.\nIron Man Jimmy: I have a question, sir.\nTony Stark: Please.\nIron Man Jimmy: Is it true you're twelve for twelve with last years Maxim cover girls?\nTony Stark: Excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a schedule conflict but, thankfully, the Christmas cover was twins. Anyone else? You, with the hand up.\nPratt: It's a little embarrassing.\nTony Stark: Join the club.\nPratt: Can I take a picture with you?\nTony Stark: Are you aware that Native Americans believe photographs steal a little piece of your soul? Not to worry, mine's long gone. Fire away.\nPratt: STAY HERE!\nJames Rhodes: GET DOWN, TONY. GET THE -\nNarrator: December 7, 1941: the day the world changed forever. President Roosevelt declares the United States will build fifty thousand planes to fight the armies of Hirohito and Hitler- Although no such capacity to build existed... Howard Stark, founder of the fledgling Stark Industries, answers his call to duty - And builds not fifty, but a hundred thousand planes. Later, Stark's work on the Manhattan project makes the end of the war possible. Stark Industries would go on to contribute to every major weapons system through the Cold War - But Howard Stark's greatest achievement would come in 1973- From early on, it was clear that Tony Stark had a unique gift- At seventeen he graduated summa cum laude from MIT. Four years later, tragedy would pass the Stark mantle from father to son- The loss of a titan. But Tony did not let personal grief distract him from his duty - At twenty-one, he became the youngest-ever CEO of a Fortune 500 company. And with it came a new mandate - Smarter weapons, fewer casualties. A dedication to preserving life. Today Tony Stark's ingenuity continues to protect freedom and American interest around the globe.\nJames Rhodes: As Program Manager and Liaison to Stark Industries, I've had the honor of serving with a real patriot, a man whose life has been dedicated to protecting our troops on the front lines. He's a friend. And a great mentor. A man who has always been there for his friends and his country. Ladies and gentlemen, this year's ARES Award winner - Mr. Tony Stark.\nObadiah Stane: Thank you...I, uhhh, I'm not Tony Stark, but if I were Tony, I'd tell you how honored I am and...what a joy it is to receive this award. The best thing about Tony is also the worst thing - he's always working.\nTony Stark: ...you think we're having a 'moment' here, but this is actually the logical conclusion of several mathematical truisms. Your hypothalamus is flooding your system with a chain of proteins called peptides, so that every cell in your body is opening itself up to the happy chemical: oxytocin.\nWoman: That's...wow...\nTony Stark: Hold on a second - - so now your limbic system is positively...throbbing. A Kirlian photograph of us right now, occupying this space, would show serious subatomic particles being exchanged between us, with a rapidity that transcends- Are you getting this? You will be quizzed - My God, what are you, they roped you into this thing too?\nJames Rhodes: Yeah. They said you'd be deeply honored if I presented.\nTony Stark: Okay, let's do it. That was quick. Thought there'd be more of, you know, a ceremony. Maybe a highlight reel - Colore me up. My chaperone has just arrived with my Degenerate of the Year Award. Judging from his look, I may have just peed in the kiddie pool. I must now take my ease, along with the House's funds.\nJames Rhodes: A lot of people would kill to have their name on that award.\nTony Stark: It belongs to my old man. They should have given it to him.\nJames Rhodes: What's wrong with you? A thousand people came here tonight to honor you, and you leave them with egg on their face. This award means something, Tony, it's bigger than you -\nTony Stark: Hold that thought a sec. Put it all on black. Don't worry - it's approved.\nJames Rhodes: ...you just blew three million.\nTony Stark: Yeah. Don't know what was more exciting - winning it...or the fact that I don't care I just lost it.\nJames Rhodes: Everything's funny to you.\nTony Stark: No. You're not funny.\nJames Rhodes: We've got a hell of a day tomorrow. Can we get out of here now?\nTony Stark: One more stop. Of course I respect your opinion.\nJames Rhodes: This is no joke. You're going into a hot zone. We should be doing this test here in Nevada.\nTony Stark: This system has to be demonstrated in true field conditions.\nPepper Potts: Tony, it's the President. Wants to congratulate you personally. Heads up.\nTony Stark: ...Jim, how're the trout running? Yeah, sitting on top of the world here. Working on my masterpiece -\nPepper Potts: You're leaving the country for a week. I need five minutes -\nTony Stark: Okay - shoot.\nPepper Potts: The Board meeting is on the eleventh. Should I tell them to expect an appearance-?\nChristine Everhart: Mr. Stark! Christine Everhart, Vanity Fair Magazine. Can I ask you a few questions?\nTony Stark: Can I ask a few back?\nChristine Everhart: You've been described as a Da Vinci for our times. What do you say to that?\nTony Stark: Ridiculous. I don't paint.\nChristine Everhart: And what do you say to your other nickname: \"The Merchant of Death?\"\nTony Stark: That's not bad - Let me guess. Berkeley?\nChristine Everhart: Brown.\nTony Stark: Well Miss Brown, it's an imperfect world and I assure you, the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace, I'll start manufacturing bricks and beams to make baby hospitals.\nChristine Everhart: Rehearse that much, Mr. Stark?\nTony Stark: Every night in front of the mirror. Call me Tony.\nChristine Everhart: I'm sorry, \"Tony\", I was hoping for a serious answer.\nTony Stark: Here's serious: my old man had a philosophy: peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.\nChristine Everhart: Good line, coming from the guy selling the sticks.\nTony Stark: My father helped defeat Hitler. He was on the Manhattan Project. A lot of people - including your professors at Brown - might call that being a hero.\nChristine Everhart: Others might call it war- profiteering.\nTony Stark: Tell me: do you plan to report on the millions we've saved by advancing medical technology? Or kept from starving with our inteli- crops? All were breakthroughs spawned from, that's right, military funding.\nChristine Everhart: Wow. You ever lose an hour of sleep your whole life?\nJarvis: I'm sorry, Miss Everhart, you are not authorized to access that area.\nPepper Potts: Don't worry, that's Jarvis - he runs the house. Jarvis: de- activate security. Here, your clothes cleaned and pressed. Anything else I can get you?\nChristine Everhart: Look, Tony wanted me to stay for breakfast, but I've got to get a jump on the day. Call me a cab, would you?\nPepper Potts: Cab's waiting outside.\nChristine Everhart: And a coffee, hon. Black. One Splenda.\nPepper Potts: Should I tell Mr. Stark you were satisfied with the interview? You still owe me five minutes-\nTony Stark: Five? I'll need a bit longer than that -\nPepper Potts: Focus. I need to leave on time today.\nTony Stark: You're rushing me. What, you have plans tonight?\nPepper Potts: The MIT commencement. Yes or no?\nTony Stark: Maybe. Tell me your plans.\nPepper Potts: I'll tell them 'yes'. You want to buy the Jackson Pollock? He's got another buyer in the wings -\nTony Stark: What's it look like?\nPepper Potts: It's a minor work in his later Spring Period, it's ludicrously over-priced-\nTony Stark: Buy it.\nPepper Potts: He left an hour ago. Okay. It's Rhodey again.\nTony Stark: You have plans, don't you -?\nPepper Potts: I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday.\nTony Stark: It's your birthday again?\nPepper Potts: Yep. Funny, same day as last year.\nTony Stark: Well, get yourself something from me. Something nice.\nPepper Potts: Already did.\nTony Stark: And...?\nPepper Potts: It was very tasteful, very elegant. Thank you, Mr. Stark.\nTony Stark: You're welcome, Miss Potts. Sorry, pal - car trouble.\nJames Rhodes: I was standing out there three hours, what the hell -?\nTony Stark: I had car trouble. Thanks, maybe later.\nAttendant: Would you like a drink, Mr. Stark?\nTony Stark: Two fingers of Laphroig. You want one?\nJames Rhodes: We're working.\nTony Stark: You should have a drink. We've got a twelve hour flight ahead of us.\nJames Rhodes: It's two in the afternoon.\nTony Stark: It's two in the morning where we're going. C'mon, ten hours \"bottle to throttle -\"\nJames Rhodes: Don't start with me.\nTony Stark: Jeez, we're not getting hammered. Just a nightcap. We'll sleep better, arrive fresh. It's the responsible thing to do. I don't know about you, but I want to sell some weapons.\nJames Rhodes: You don't get it. I don't work for the military because they paid for my education, or my father's education. Don't cheapen it like that.\nTony Stark: All I said was, with your smarts, your engineering background, you could write your own ticket in the private sector - on top of which, you wouldn't have to wear that 'straight-jacket'.\nJames Rhodes: 'Straight-jacket'? This uniform means something. A chance to make a difference. You don't respect that, because you don't understand.\nTony Stark: See that one? Her I understand. Croatian. Hot-blooded, I'm serious. Must be those winters in Zagreb -\nJames Rhodes: You're not listening to a word I'm saying.\nTony Stark: I am listening. I'm changing the subject. It's the same litany, every time you've had a thimble of alcohol. Drink One: reflections on the New American Century and related topics -\nJames Rhodes: Something's...seriously wrong with you, man.\nTony Stark: Drink 2: a history of World War II and the Tuskeegee Flyers. Drink 3-\nJames Rhodes: You know, hell with you. I'm not talking to you anymore.\nTony Stark: Go hang with the pilot. You'll get along, he's got a personality just like yours.\nJames Rhodes: I will. That's funny.\nTony Stark: You could tell? The age old question: is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both? With that in mind, I humbly present the crown jewel of Stark Industries Freedom Line. It's the first missile system to incorporate my proprietary Repulsor Technology. They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I prefer the one you only have to fire once... That's how dad did it, it's how America does it, and so far its worked out pretty well. Find an excuse to fire off one of these and I personally guarantee the enemy is not gonna want to leave their caves. For your consideration, the Jericho... Now there's one last creation I haven't shown anyone yet. You might be interested... To peace, gentlemen...and with every five hundred million, I'll throw in a free one of these... Hey, what are you doing up?\nObadiah Stane: Sleeping. How did it go?\nTony Stark: I think we got an early Christmas coming.\nObadiah Stane: Sounds good.\nTony Stark: Hey, why aren't you wearing the PJs I got you?\nObadiah Stane: I don't do monograms. I'm hanging up now, bye-bye.\nTony Stark: All right, who wants to ride with me? Jimmy?\nIron Man Jimmy: Me?\nTony Stark: Sorry, Rhodey, no room for my conscience in here. Or that hang- dog look. See you back at base. ...water...water.\nYinsen: I wouldn't do that if I were you.\nTony Stark: What have you done to me?\nYinsen: What did I do? I removed what I could, but there's a lot left headed for you atrial septum. Do you want a souvenir? I've seen many wounds like this in my village. The walking dead we called them, because it took a week for the barbs to reach vital organs. I anchored a magnetic suspension system to the plate. It's holding the shrapnel in place...at least for now. That's right, smile. We met once - at a technical conference in Bern.\nTony Stark: I don't remember.\nYinsen: You wouldn't. If I'd been that drunk, I wouldn't have been able to stand, much less give a talk on integrated circuits.\nTony Stark: Where are we -?\nYinsen: Stand up! Do as I do. Now! Listen to me, whatever they ask you, refuse. You understand? You must refuse.\nAbu: Welcome Tony Stark, the greatest mass murderer in the history of America. It's a great honor.\nYinsen: He says welcome Tony Stark, the greatest mass murderer in the history of America. He is very honored.\nAbu: I want you to build this for me - the Jericho missile you were demonstrating.\nYinsen: You will build for him Jericho missile you were demonstrating.\nTony Stark: ...I refuse.\nYinsen: You refuse? You will do everything he says. This is the great Abu Bakar. You're alive only because of his generosity. You are nothing. NOTHING. He offers you his hospitality, and you answer only with insolence He will not be refused. You will die in a pool of your own blood. Perfect. You did very well, Stark. Good, I think they're starting to trust me. Well, that's the end of my plan. Quite a collection, isn't it?\nTony Stark: How did they get all this?\nAbu: As you see, we have everything you need to build the Jericho. You will make a list of materials and start work right away. When we are done we will set you free.\nYinsen: As you can see, they have everything you need to build the Jericho. He says make a list of materials. You will start work right away and when you are done he will set you free.\nTony Stark: No he won't\nYinsen: ...no he won't.\nJames Rhodes: Something's not right.\nGeneral Gabriel: Looks like a standard hit and run.\nJames Rhodes: Sir, I'm telling you, this was a snatch and grab. A perfectly executed linear ambush. As soon as they got what they wanted, they melted away.\nGeneral Gabriel: Intel's on it, we're in good hands. If he's out there, we'll get him.\nJames Rhodes: With your permission I'd like to stay in theater and head up the search and investigation.\nGeneral Gabriel: There's a PR firestorm brewing over this. Right now the best way to serve your country is to get back there and handle it.\nJames Rhodes: Tony Stark is the DOD's number one intellectual asset, and I can be of value in the field.\nGeneral Gabriel: Duly noted, but we need you back home. Colonel, it's not lost on me that Stark is a lifelong friend.\nYinsen: I'm sure they're looking for you, Stark, but they will never find you here. That car battery is running out...and they won't turn on the generator till you start to work. You don't like what you saw out there, did you? I didn't like it either when those weapons destroyed my village. What you just saw, that's your legacy - your life's work in the hands of these murderers. Is that how you want to go out? Is this the last act of defiance of the great Tony Stark? Or are you going to try to do something about it?\nTony Stark: Why should I do anything, they're either going to kill me or I'm going to die in a week.\nYinsen: Then this is a very important week for you.\nTony Stark: Okay, here's what I need... S-Category missiles. Lot 7043. The S-30 explosive tritonal. And a dozen of the S-76. Mortars: M-Category #1, 4, 8, 20, and 60. M- 229's, I need eleven of these. Mines: the pre-90s AP 5s and AP 16s.\nYinsen: S-Category missiles. Lot 7043. The S-30 explosive tritonal. And a dozen of the S-76. Mortars: M-Category #1, 4, 8, 20, and 60. M- 229's, he needs eleven of these. Mines: the pre-90s AP 5s and AP 16s.\nTony Stark: ...this area free of clutter, with good light. I want it at 12 o'clock to the door to avoid logjams. I need welding gear - acetelyene or propane, helmets, a soldering set-up with goggles, and smelting cups. Two full sets of precision tools.\nYinsen: ...this area free of clutter, with good light. He wants it at 12 o'clock to the door to avoid logjams. He needs welding gear - acetylene or propane, helmets, a soldering set-up with goggles, and smelting cups. Two full sets of precision tools.\nTony Stark: Finally, I want: three pairs of tube socks, white, a toothbrush, protein powder, spices, sugar, five pounds of tea, cards. And a washing machine. Top load.\nYinsen: Finally, he needs: three pairs of tube socks, white, a toothbrush, protein powder, spices, sugar, five pounds of tea, and some playing cards. And a washing machine. Top load.\nAbu: A WASHING MACHINE? DOES HE THINK I'M A FOOL?\nTony Stark: Must have everything. Great Satan make big boom-kill for powerful Abu Bakar. Big boom-kill.\nYinsen: You do know they've removed all the explosives before they brought this to us.\nTony Stark: I know, they're crazy not stupid. This is what we're looking for. I need eleven of these.\nYinsen: Eleven?\nTony Stark: Heat the palladium to 1825 Kelvin.\nYinsen: How will I know when it reaches that temperature?\nTony Stark: The palladium will melt. Careful, careful...\nYinsen: Relax. I always had steady hands. It's why you're still alive.\nTony Stark: Oh yeah, thanks. What do I call you?\nYinsen: My name is Yinsen.\nTony Stark: Nice to meet you.\nYinsen: Nice to meet you too. What are you building?\nTony Stark: A better mousetrap. What are you shaving for? We're almost done.\nYinsen: Look like an animal, and soon you'll start behaving like one. That doesn't look like a Jericho missile.\nTony Stark: That's because it's a miniature ARK reactor. It should suspend the shrapnel in my chest and keep it from entering my heart.\nYinsen: What an original invention.\nTony Stark: Yeah, but this one is going to last a bit longer than a week.\nYinsen: It's pretty small, what can it generate?\nTony Stark: Three gigajoules - per second.\nYinsen: That could run your heart for fifty lifetimes.\nTony Stark: Or something very big for fifteen minutes. Let's put it in.\nObadiah Stane: Sorry, did I startle you?\nPepper Potts: A little...\nObadiah Stane: This was a bad idea, I should never have let him go over there...\nPepper Potts: Hey, hey...we've got to be strong, he's going to be okay.\nYinsen: Stark, tell me what you're doing, and I'll tell you what I'm doing.\nTony Stark: Looks to me like you're making a crappy backgammon board.\nYinsen: Crappy? This is Lebanese cedar.\nTony Stark: Is that where you're from, Lebanon?\nYinsen: I'm impressed you even know what this is. How about we play, and if I win, you tell me what you're really making.\nTony Stark: \"A\" I don't know what your talking about. \"B\" I was the backgammon champ at MIT four years running.\nYinsen: Interesting, I was the champion at Cambridge.\nTony Stark: Please don't use 'interesting' and Cambridge in the same sentence. Is that still a school?\nYinsen: It's a university. You probably haven't heard about it since Americans can't get in.\nTony Stark: Unless they're teaching.\nRaza: Relax. The bow and arrow was once the pinnacle of weapons technology. It allowed the great Genghis Khan to rule from the Pacific to the Ukraine. Today...whoever has the latest Stark weapons rules these lands. Soon it will be my turn... What's really going on here?\nYinsen: Nothing. We're working.\nRaza: It's been a long time. Where's the weapon?\nYinsen: He's working very hard. It's very complex.\nRaza: Get him on his knees. Tell me what is going on?\nYinsen: Nothing! NOTHING is going on.\nRaza: OPEN YOUR MOUTH! TELL ME NOW!\nYinsen: He's building your bomb. That's twice I saved your life. Now are you going to tell me what the hell you're really building? Finally, an idea of your own. My people have a tale, about a Prince - much hated by his King - who was banished to the underworld and jailed there... The evil King gave him the most difficult labor - working the iron pits. Year after year the Prince mined the heavy ore, becoming so strong he could crush pieces of it together with his bare hands. Too late, the King realized his mistake... When he struck at the Prince with his finest sword - it broke in half. The Prince himself had become strong as iron...\nPepper Potts: So that's it? Everyone's pulling the plug and moving on...\nJames Rhodes: There's nothing left we can do. If there was any indication Tony was still alive-\nPepper Potts: Spare me. I read the official e- mail. Thought maybe you'd have something different to say. If anyone could figure out how to beat the odds, it's Tony. If it was you over there, he'd be finding a way to get you back. Or inventing a new one.\nJames Rhodes: What do you want me to do?\nPepper Potts: Be a better friend to him.\nGeneral Gabriel: What do you think you're doing, Rhodes?\nJames Rhodes: Going back there, Sir.\nGeneral Gabriel: Listen, son - it's been three months without a single indication that Stark is still alive. We can't keep risking assets, least of all you.\nJames Rhodes: Are you blocking my transfer, Sir?\nGeneral Gabriel: Any one of these guys would kill for your career. Are you telling me you're willing to sacrifice that to fly a bunch of snake-eaters on a desert patrol half way around the world?\nJames Rhodes: I am, Sir.\nGeneral Gabriel: Then I have one thing to say to you: Godspeed. As you were.\nTony Stark: We're ready. A week of assembly and we're a go.\nYinsen: Then perhaps it's time we settle another matter... Ah, anchoring with 13-7. You know, I have never met anyone who understands the nuances of this game like you.\nTony Stark: Right back at ya. You never told me where you're from.\nYinsen: I come from a small village not far from here. It was a good place... before these men ravaged it.\nTony Stark: Do you have a family?\nYinsen: When I get out of here, I am going to see them again. Do you have family, Stark?\nTony Stark: ...no.\nYinsen: You're a man who has everything and nothing. Your laundry's over there.\nAbu: You idiots don't know what you're doing with that game.\nTony Stark: Yeah-yeah, enjoy your laundry.\nRaza: You have till tomorrow to assemble my missile. Khalid. Where is Stark?\nKhalid: Yinsen! YINSEN!\nTony Stark: It's frozen, the systems aren't talking to each other. Reset!\nYinsen: No, they're moving. Very slow.\nTony Stark: Get to your cover. Remember the checkpoints - make sure each one is clear before you follow me out. YINSEN!\nYinsen: STOP! STOP!\nTony Stark: We could've made it. Both of us. You could've seen your family again.\nYinsen: I am going to see them again. They're waiting for me.\nJames Rhodes: Saving your ass is getting to be a full time job.\nTony Stark: Help me out of this thing-\nJames Rhodes: I got you, pal.\nPepper Potts: Thank you.\nTony Stark: Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long-lost boss?\nPepper Potts: Tears of joy. I hate job hunting.\nHappy Hogan: Good to see you again, Sir.\nTony Stark: You do something new with your hair?\nHappy Hogan: Wouldn't dream of it, Sir. Where to, Mr. Stark?\nPepper Potts: We're due at the hospital.\nTony Stark: No - to the office. I've been in captivity for three months. There's only two things I want to do. I want to eat a cheeseburger. And I want to hold a press conference.\nObadiah Stane: See this. Huh. Huh. Tony, thought we were meeting at the hospital. You know there's a lot of reporters in there. What's going on?\nTony Stark: You'll see. C'mon -\nPepper Potts: You'll have to take a seat, Sir.\nPhil Coulson: Oh, I'm not a reporter. I'm Agent Phil Coulson with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division-\nPepper Potts: That's a mouthful.\nPhil Coulson: I know. Here.\nPepper Potts: Look, Mr. Coulson, we've already spoken with the D.O.D., the FBI, the CIA-\nPhil Coulson: We're a separate division with a more...specific focus. We need to debrief Tony about the circumstances of his escape. More importantly-\nPepper Potts: Well, great, I'll let him know-\nPhil Coulson: -we're here to help. We're here to listen. I assure you Mr. Stark will want to talk to us.\nPepper Potts: I'm sure he will. Now if you could just take your seat.\nTony Stark: I...can't do this anymore.\nReporter # 1: You mean you're retiring?\nTony Stark: No, I don't want to retire. I want to do something else.\nReporter # 1: Something besides weapons?\nTony Stark: Yes. That's right.\nReporter #2: The official report was sketchy. What happened to you over there, Mr. Stark?\nTony Stark: What happened over there? I had my eyes opened, that's what happened. I saw my weapons, with my name on them, in the hands of thugs. I thought we were doing good here...I can't say that anymore.\nJames Rhodes: Uhh, weren't we taking him to the hospital?\nReporter #2: What do you intend to do about it, Mr. Stark?\nTony Stark: The system is broken - there's no accountability whatsoever. Right now, as of this second, we are freezing the sale of all Stark weaponry worldwide. We've lost our way. I need to re- evaluate things. And my heart's telling me I have more to offer the planet than things that blow up.\nReporter #3: So you're saying...what are you saying?\nTony Stark: In the coming months, Mr. Stane here and I will set a new course for Stark Industries. \"Tomorrow Today\" has always been our slogan. It's time we try to live up to it.\nObadiah Stane: Okay, I think we're going to be selling a lot of newspapers here. What we should take away from this is that Tony's back, he's healthier than ever, and as soon as he heals up and takes some time off, we're going to have a little internal discussion and get back to you. Thank you for coming by.\nPepper Potts: You mean that? Or is this some clever stock-maneuver?\nTony Stark: Wait and see.\nObadiah Stane: Well that went well. You just painted targets on our heads. Our stock is going to take a 40 point dive tomorrow. Tony, we are a weapons manufacturer. Turning this company around to make baby bottles is like trying to get a bear to walk on its hind legs.\nTony Stark: I don't want a body count to be my only legacy. There are other things we can do.\nObadiah Stane: Like what?\nTony Stark: We could develop the Arc Reactor.\nObadiah Stane: This? This was a publicity stunt. It's not even cost effective. We knew that before we built it. Repulsor technology is a dead end.\nTony Stark: No it isn't.\nObadiah Stane: Oh my God. It is a miracle you are alive. What must have happened to you over there? We're a team. There is nothing we can't do if we stick together - like your father and I. Let me handle this. But you have to lay low. Don't talk to the press again. Can you do that for me?\nTony Stark: Yes. Thanks Obie.\nJarvis: Hello, Mr. Stark.\nTony Stark: Hello, Jarvis.\nJarvis: What can I do for you?\nTony Stark: ...I need to build a better heart.\nJarvis: I'm not sure I follow, Sir.\nTony Stark: Give me a scan and you'll see.\nJarvis: What were your intentions for this device?\nTony Stark: It powers an electromagnet which keeps the shrapnel from entering my heart. Can you recommend any ugrades?\nJarvis: It is difficult to offer counsel in light of the fact that your stated intentions are inconsistent with your actions.\nTony Stark: What are you talking about? That is ridiculous. That is exactly the purpose of this invention.\nJarvis: The energy yeild of this device outperforms your stated intention by eleven orders of magnitude. You could accomplish your stated goal with the power output of a car battery.\nTony Stark: Upgrade recommendations. List.\nJarvis: Why are you talking to me like a computer?\nTony Stark: Because you are acting like one.\nJarvis: Shall I disable random pattern conversation?\nTony Stark: No. It's ok. You are the only one who understands me.\nJarvis: I don't understand you sir.\nTony Stark: Were you always this dry? I remember you having more personality than this.\nJarvis: Should I activate sarcasm harmonics?\nTony Stark: Fine. Could you please make your recommendations now?\nJarvis: It would thrill me to no end.\nTony Stark: Ahh that's more like it.\nJarvis: Should I begin machining the parts?\nTony Stark: Machine away.\nRaza: Keep looking. I want all of it.\nCramer: Stark International: I've got one recommendation. Ready? SEELLLL! Abandon ship! Does the Hindenburg ring any bells?\nPhil Coulson: Hello. This is Agent Coulson with Strategic Homeland Inter-\nPepper Potts: Yes. I remember. What can I do for you?\nPhil Coulson: I've left a number of messages trying to get something on the books with Mr. Stark.\nPepper Potts: I know this is a priority for him. The next few weeks are a bit up in the air and I can't set appointments without speaking with him first.\nPhil Coulson: Do you know when you will be speaking with him again?\nPepper Potts: Not Sure.\nTony Stark: Pepper? How big are your hands?\nPhil Coulson: What was that?\nPepper Potts: Agent Coulson, I really have to go. Let me get back to you later. What?\nTony Stark: How big are your hands?\nPepper Potts: I don't under-\nTony Stark: - just get down here. Show me your hands.\nPepper Potts: What?\nTony Stark: Just show me your hands. Perfect, they're small. I need you to help me.\nPepper Potts: So that's the thing that's keeping you alive.\nTony Stark: That's the thing that was keeping me alive. It is now an antique. This is what will be keeping me alive for the foreseeable future.\nPepper Potts: Amazing.\nTony Stark: I'm going to swap them out and switch all functions to the new unit.\nPepper Potts: Is it safe?\nTony Stark: Completely. First I need you to reach in and-\nPepper Potts: Reach in to where?\nTony Stark: The socket.\nPepper Potts: What socket?\nTony Stark: The chest socket. Listen carefully, because we have to do this in a matter of minutes.\nPepper Potts: Or else what?\nTony Stark: I can go into cardiac arrest.\nPepper Potts: I thought you said it was safe.\nTony Stark: I didn't want you to panic.\nPepper Potts: Oh my god...\nTony Stark: Stay with me. I need you to relieve the pressure on my myocardial nerve.\nPepper Potts: I don't know how to do that.\nTony Stark: I'm telling you.\nPepper Potts: Sorry...\nTony Stark: Listen. I'm going to lift off the old chest piece-\nPepper Potts: Won't that make you die?\nTony Stark: Not immediately. When I lift it off I need you to reach into the socket as far as your hand can fit and gently move the housing away from my heart. Do you know which direction that is?\nPepper Potts: To the right.\nTony Stark: To my right. Your left.\nPepper Potts: To the left.\nTony Stark: Right.\nPepper Potts: Left.\nTony Stark: Right. Left.\nPepper Potts: How deep does this go?\nTony Stark: Keep going. That's it. Deeper. Now press. Yes. It's releasing.\nPepper Potts: Ew!!! Pus!\nTony Stark: It's not pus. It's an inorganic plasmic discharge. It's from the device, not my body.\nPepper Potts: Well it smells. Am I done?\nTony Stark: Yes. Thank you.\nPepper Potts: Can I wash my hands now?\nTony Stark: The new unit is much more efficient. This shouldn't happen again.\nPepper Potts: Good, cause it's not in my job description.\nTony Stark: It is now.\nPepper Potts: I don't suppose you want to go over things?\nTony Stark: Can it at least wait until I install my new untested ground- breaking self-contained power source and lifesaving device prototype?\nPepper Potts: I suppose.\nTony Stark: Throw that thing out.\nPepper Potts: Don't you want to save it?\nTony Stark: Why? It's antiquated.\nPepper Potts: You made it out of spare parts in a dungeon. It saved your life. Doesn't it at least have some nostalgic value?\nTony Stark: Pepper. I have been called many things. Nostalgic is not one of them. There. Good as new. Thank you.\nPepper Potts: You're welcome. Can I ask you a favor?\nTony Stark: Shoot.\nPepper Potts: I don't do well under that kind of pressure. If you need someone to do something like that again, get somebody else.\nTony Stark: I don't have anyone else.\nPepper Potts: Will that be all, Mr. Stark?\nTony Stark: That will be all, Ms. Potts.\nJarvis: Still having trouble walking, Sir?\nTony Stark: These aren't for walking. Ready to record the big moment, Jarvis?\nJarvis: All sensors ready, Sir.\nTony Stark: We'll start off easy. Ten percent.\nJarvis: That flight yielded excellent data, Sir.\nTony Stark: Great. I, uhh, think I know what this needs.\nJames Rhodes: Manned or unmanned, which is the future of air combat? For my money, no drone, no computer will ever trump a pilot's instincts. His reflexes, his judgement-\nTony Stark: Why not take it a step further? Why not...a pilot without the plane?\nJames Rhodes: That I'd like to see. Look who fell out of the sky...\nTony Stark: Who wants to take these apart and put them back together?\nJames Rhodes: All right - let's wrap it up. I didn't think I'd be seeing you for a while.\nTony Stark: Why not?\nJames Rhodes: Figured you'd need a little time.\nTony Stark: Why does everybody think I need time?\nJames Rhodes: You've been through a lot, thought you should get your head straight.\nTony Stark: I've got it straight. And I'm back to work.\nJames Rhodes: Really?\nTony Stark: I'm onto something big. I want you to be a part of it.\nJames Rhodes: Lot of people around here will be happy to hear that. What you said at that press conference really threw everyone.\nTony Stark: I mean what I said.\nJames Rhodes: No you don't. You took a bad hit. It spun you around.\nTony Stark: Maybe I do need a little time.\nJames Rhodes: All right then. Good seeing you.\nTony Stark: Likewise.\nPepper Potts: Thought you were done with weapons.\nTony Stark: It's a flight-stabilizer.\nPepper Potts: Well, watch where you're pointing your \"fight-stabilizer\", would you? Obadiah's upstairs - should I tell him you're in?\nTony Stark: Be right up. This - this is the big-big idea. It can pull the company in a whole new direction.\nObadiah Stane: That's great. Get me the design as soon as you can. We've got a hungry production line that knock out a prototype in days.\nTony Stark: You know, I had a moment there where I was...reluctant...but I know now I made the best decision. I feel like I'm doing something... right, finally. Thank you for supporting me in this.\nObadiah Stane: Listen, I have something to talk to you about. I really wish you'd attended the last board meeting like I asked you to.\nTony Stark: I know, I'm sorry. What did I miss?\nObadiah Stane: The board's filed an injunction against you.\nTony Stark: What?\nObadiah Stane: They claim you're unfit to run the company and want to lock you out.\nTony Stark: How the hell can they do that? It's my name on the building! My ideas that drive that company.\nObadiah Stane: They're going to try. We'll fight them, of course.\nTony Stark: With the amount of stocks we own I thought we controlled the company.\nObadiah Stane: I don't know. Somehow they pulled enough votes together. Listen, the world doesn't share your vision, Tony. The more people have to lose, the more frightened they are of new ideas. Now listen, I don't want you to get all in knots. You know how many times I protected your father from the wolves? Get back to your lab and work some magic. You let me handle the board. Oh and Tony, no more press conferences.\nTony Stark: Nothing to it... All right. Let's get to work. Standby for calibration. Whoa- We should take this outside.\nJarvis: I must strongly caution against that. There are terabytes of calculations still needed -\nTony Stark: We'll do them in-flight.\nJarvis: Sir, the suit has not even passed a basic wind-tunnel test.\nTony Stark: That's why you're coming with me.\nJarvis: I suggest you allow me to employ Directive Four.\nTony Stark: Never interrupt me while I'm with a beautiful woman?\nJarvis: That's Directive Six. Directive Four: use any and all means to protect your life should you be incapable of doing so.\nTony Stark: Whatever floats you, Jarvis.\nJarvis: Power: fifteen percent. Recommend you descend and re-charge, Sir. Acknowledge, Mr. Stark- Power at five percent. Threshold breached -\nTony Stark: Uhh, Jarvis? JARVIS -? STATUS, STATUS! REBOOT -\nJarvis: Temporary power restored. Descend immediately.\nTony Stark: Jarvis, I think we need to chat about, uh, Directive Four.\nJarvis: May I remind you, the suit feeds off the same power source as your life-support. A zero-drain of RT will likely kill you.\nTony Stark: You're a downer, Jarvis. But I appreciate the heads-up.\nJarvis: Shall I take over?\nTony Stark: No, I got it, I got it - Perfect. Let's do some upgrades.\nJarvis: That was quite dangerous, Sir. Might I remind you, if the suit loses power, so does your heart.\nTony Stark: Yeah, and it doesn't have a seatbelt either. A few issues: main transducer felt sluggish at plus forty altitude. Same goes for hull pressurization. I'm thinking icing might be a factor.\nJarvis: The suit isn't rated for high altitude. You're expending eight percent power just heating and pressurizing.\nTony Stark: Re-configure using the gold- titanium alloy from the Seraphim Tactical Satellite. It should ensure fuselage integrity to 50 thousand feet, while maintaining power-to-weight ratio.\nJarvis: Shall I render, utilizing proposed specifications?\nTony Stark: Wow me. Hm. Bit ostentatious, don't you think? Add a little red, would you?\nReporter: Tonight's Red-Hot Red Carpet is here at the Walt Disney Concert Hall, where Tony Stark's third annual benefit for the Firefighter Family Fund has become the go-to charity gala on L.A.'s high-society calendar. But this great cause is only part of the story- -the man whose name graces the gold-lettered invitations hasn't been seen in public since his highly controversial press conference, and rumors abound. Some say Stark is suffering from post traumatic stress and hasn't left his bed in weeks.\nJarvis: The work could take till morning to complete, Sir.\nTony Stark: Good. I should come up for air anyway. Eyyy, there he is. My man! Sorry, thought you were someone else.\nObadiah Stane: What are you doing here? I thought you were going to lay low.\nTony Stark: It's time to start showing my face again.\nObadiah Stane: Let's just take it slow, okay. I got the board right where we want them.\nTony Stark: Great. See ya inside. Lots to talk about.\nPhil Coulson: Mr. Stark. Agent Coulson.\nTony Stark: Oh...was I supposed to meet you here?\nPhil Coulson: No, but you haven't been returning my calls. This is serious, we need to get something on the books or I'll have to go official on you.\nTony Stark: Yes, you're right. I'm going to handle this right now. Let me check with my assistant. Miss Potts - can I have five minutes? You look...you look like should always wear that dress.\nPepper Potts: Thanks. It was a birthday present- from you.\nTony Stark: I have great taste. Care to dance? I'm sorry. Am I making you uncomfortable? You seem very uncomfortable.\nPepper Potts: No, I always forget to wear deodorant and dance with my boss in front of everyone I've ever worked with in a chiffon dress.\nTony Stark: Would it help if I fired you?\nPepper Potts: You wouldn't last a week without me.\nTony Stark: I'm not so sure.\nPepper Potts: What's your Social Security number?\nTony Stark: Uh...\nPepper Potts: 119-64-5484 I'm sorry I was so uncomfortable. I hate being the center of attention like that and that's why this one time in high school when I was supposed to be in a play... no, never mind... but you know that's why I never like, wanted to have a big wedding... you know, because I thought everyone would be looking at me wearing a dress. Oh, no, no... I'm not saying, like, \"wedding.\" No, not like that. I'm just saying, you know...\nTony Stark: Can I get you another glass of wine?\nPepper Potts: A vodka martini, extra dry, with extra olives as soon as possible.\nTony Stark: Okay.\nPepper Potts: And, Tony... I'm not a cheeseburger.\nTony Stark: No. You're not a cheeseburger.\nChristine Everhart: Mr. Stark! I was hoping I could get a reaction from you.\nTony Stark: How's panic?\nChristine Everhart: I was referring to your company's involvement in this latest atrocity.\nTony Stark: Hey, they just put my name on the invitations -\nChristine Everhart: Is this what you call accountability?\nTony Stark: When were these taken?\nChristine Everhart: Yesterday. Good P.R. move, you tell the world you're a changed man, even I believed you.\nTony Stark: I didn't approve this shipment.\nChristine Everhart: Well your company did.\nTony Stark: Come with me. I made some promises I'm not going to be able to keep. I suggest you pull all your money out of Stark Industries immediately -\nObadiah Stane: Is this like a tick for you? Whenever you have a feeling, you start going to all the people who don't trust you, who don't protect you. They're going to put a spin on everything you say.\nTony Stark: Wait a minute. I got to ask you something. I'm dead serious about this. I'm not kidding. Am I losing my mind or is Pepper really cute? Do you think she's attractive and interesting, or is it just that her hair is down? I've been out of the game for a while.\nObadiah Stane: Are you out of your mind. You're messing with the \"guys in the rooms\", we're talking about billion dollar interests, the world order -\nTony Stark: I'm not worried about that right now -\nObadiah Stane: - you should be. You'll disappear. I can't protect you against people like that -? DO YOU MIND? Tony don't be so naive -\nTony Stark: - naive? I was naive before, when I was growing up and they told me don't ever cross this line, this is how we do business. In the meantime we're double-dealing under the table. We don't even deserve to represent the United States -\nObadiah Stane: - Tony, you're a child -!\nTony Stark: - you don't believe I can turn this company around, do you -?\nObadiah Stane: - you've got about as much control over things as a child riding in the backseat of your father's car with a red plastic steering wheel in your hand.\nTony Stark: Maybe I'll just get out of the car.\nObadiah Stane: You're not even allowed in the car. I'm the one who's filing the injunction against you. It's the only way I could protect you.\nTony Stark: This is going to stop.\nTv Reporter’S Voice: - the ten mile drive to the outskirts of Gulmira can only be described as a descent into Hell, into a modern-day Heart of Darkness. Simple farmers and herders, from peaceful villages, driven from their homes at the butt of Western rifles and the turrets of modern tanks. Displaced from their lands by Warlords and insurgent groups emboldened by their newfound power - a power fueled by high-tech weapons easily purchased with Poppy money on the black market - and further destabilizing a fragile region which for decades has been a tinderbox of tribal feuding and ethnic hatred - The villagers have taken shelter in whatever crude dwellings they can find - in the ruins of other razed villages, in the cold barren scrublands, or in the remnants of an old Soviet smelting plant. Our translator relayed to us one human tragedy after another. A seven year old boy, thin as a scarecrow, clutching yellowed photographs and holding them out to anyone who would stop, with a child's simple question: where are my mother and father? A woman, begging for news of her husband, who'd been kidnapped by insurgents - either forced to join their militia, or to be shot without reason - With no political will or international pressure, there is little hope for these newly-formed refugees. Refugees who can only wonder one thing: is the world watching?\nPepper Potts: Are you going to tell me what's going on?\nTony Stark: Get my house in Dubai ready. I want to throw a party.\nPepper Potts: Yes. Mr. Stark.\nTycoon: Tony! You never said what is the big occasion?\nTony Stark: Ever known me to need one?\nPepper Potts: Well you seem back in old form.\nTony Stark: Life of the party - isn't that what everyone wanted? Cue the fireworks in five, would you?\nDubai Beauty #1: Kinky!\nPepper Potts: Sure. Don't hurt yourself.\nTony Stark: I'll be right back. Why don't you two...get started without me.\nIron Man Kid: Arto! ARTO!\nSoldier: Geneva Convention! Article Three! Geneva Convention -\nMajor Allen: Are we in there?\nOfficer: Negative, it's a local skirmish, green-on-green.\nMajor Allen: Anyone want to tell me what the hell I'm looking at?\nOfficer: A drone? An advanced robotic? We don't know what it is, Sir.\nMajor Allen: Get someone down here from Weapons Development - now.\nRaza: Put me through to the boss.\nTony Stark: Jarvis, plot a course for home.\nMajor Allen: So what do we have here, Rhodes?\nJames Rhodes: I don't think it's Russian, or Chinese.\nMajor Allen: Then where did it come from?\nJames Rhodes: Let me make a call.\nTony Stark: Put it through, Jarvis. Yeah?\nJames Rhodes: Tony, it's Rhodey. What the hell's that noise?\nTony Stark: I'm in the convertible. Not the best time -\nJames Rhodes: I need a quick ID. What do you know about un-manned combat robotics, with air-ground capabilities.\nTony Stark: Never heard of anything like that. Why?\nOfficer: UAV has entered the no-fly zone-\nJames Rhodes: Because I think I'm staring at one right now, and it's about get blown to Kingdom Come.\nMajor Allen: Rhodes! You got something for me?\nTony Stark: Uhh...'kingdom come'? This is my exit - gotta go.\nViper 1: Ballroom Control - this is Viper 1 & 2 checking in. UAV is in sight.\nMajor Allen: Viper: target at 330 for 10 miles.\nViper 1: Ballroom, contact appears to be an unmanned aerial vehicle-\nMajor Allen: Ballroom copies, you are cleared to engage.\nBitching-Betty: Locked on! Locked on!\nJarvis: Incoming Sidewinder in five... four...three...two... Sir, may I remind you that the suit can handle these maneuvers. You cannot.\nTony Stark: Jarvis - AIR BRAKES!\nViper 1: That was not a drone.\nViper 2: Where the hell is it?\nOfficer: Lt. Colonel Rhodes, I have Tony Stark calling-\nJames Rhodes: Put him through.\nTony Stark: Rhodey, I had Jarvis run a check. I might have some info on that UAV. A piece of gear like that might exist. Might definitely exist -\nJames Rhodes: Wouldn't happen to be red and gold, would it?\nViper 1: Viper 2 - he's on your belly! Shake him!\nViper 2: What-?\nViper 1: Ballroom: that is definitely not a UAV.\nMajor Allen: What is it then?\nViper 1: I think it's...a Man, sir.\nJames Rhodes: Son of a bitch. Tony-!\nViper 1: Still there Viper 2. ROLL! ROLL!\nJarvis: Sir: two minutes and there won't be sufficient power to get home.\nViper 1: I'M HIT!\nMajor Allen: Viper 2, do you see a chute?\nViper 2: Negative! No chute, no chute-\nJarvis: Power critical, set course for home immediately.\nViper 2: The UAV is going after him! It's attacking-! GOOD CHUTE! GOOD CHUTE! You're not gonna believe this, Ballroom... but that thing just saved his ass.\nMajor Allen: Viper 2: re-engage.\nJames Rhodes: - WAIT -!\nMajor Allen: - TAKE THE TARGET OUT!\nJames Rhodes: Major, call off that Raptor. You don't know what you're shooting at.\nMajor Allen: We'll find out when recover the pieces.\nBitching-Betty: LOCKED ON! LOCKED ON!\nViper 2: Ballroom: understand, you want me to engage the UAV?\nMajor Allen: Copy.\nJames Rhodes: Negative, Viper 2, disengage.\nMajor Allen: It's not your call. That thing just took out an F-22 inside a legal no-fly zone Viper 2: you get a clean shot you take it. Viper 2. Can you confirm the kill?\nViper 2: I got him good. He went down, he was smokin'. But I cannot confirm.\nTony Stark: Get me home...\nRaza: Welcome. Compliments of Tony Stark.\nObadiah Stane: If you'd killed him when you were supposed to, you'd still have a face.\nRaza: You paid us trinkets to kill a prince. An insult, to me and the man whose ring I wear.\nObadiah Stane: I think it's best we don't get him involved in this. I've come a long way to see this weapon. Show me.\nRaza: Come. Leave your guards outside. His escape bore unexpected fruit.\nObadiah Stane: ...so this is how he did it.\nRaza: This is only a crude first effort. But he's perfected his design-\nObadiah Stane: What's this?\nRaza: The inside of Tony Stark's mind. Everything you will need to build this weapon. Stark has made a masterpiece of death. A man with a dozen of these could rule from the Pacific to the Ukraine. And you dream of Stark's throne - we have a common enemy. If we are back in business, I give you these designs as my gift. In turn, I hope you will repay me with a gift of iron soldiers.\nObadiah Stane: This...is the only gift you shall receive. Technology - it's always been your Achilles Heel. Don't worry, it'll wear off in fifteen minutes - but that's the least of your problems. Crate up that armor and the rest of it. Send them to their virgins.\nPhil Coulson: Ms. Potts. It's Agent Coulson from the Strategic Homeland Inter-\nPepper Potts: Yes, I know. Unfortunately Tony is not going to be available to sit down with you for a while.\nPhil Coulson: Really? And why is that?\nPepper Potts: He's uh, there's a...Tony won't be-\nPhil Coulson: Maybe I can meet with you instead?\nPepper Potts: Why? I don't know anything.\nPhil Coulson: About what?\nPepper Potts: About anything.\nJames Rhodes: Pepper. It's Rhodey.\nPepper Potts: Come in.\nPhil Coulson: I'd just like to ask you a few questions.\nPepper Potts: I'm really jammed right now. Booked solid for the next few weeks. I have to go.\nPhil Coulson: Let's just put something on the books. How about the twenty-eighth? Seven PM, at Stark Industries?\nPepper Potts: Great. Perfect. Bye.\nJames Rhodes: How's he doing?\nPepper Potts: Not so good.\nJames Rhodes: I want to see him.\nPepper Potts: You can't see him right now.\nJames Rhodes: What the hell is going on here? Let me in there, Pepper.\nPepper Potts: You want to see him? Fine. See what you've done to him.\nJames Rhodes: Look at you...what were you thinking?\nTony Stark: Weapons I built are being used to kill innocent people. Can't let that happen anymore.\nJames Rhodes: You can't go around and blow up stuff every time you see something you don't like on TV.\nTony Stark: Yes I can.\nJames Rhodes: You got lucky, next time they'll blow you to pieces.\nTony Stark: Next time, maybe I won't play defense.\nJames Rhodes: Does Pepper know about this? You've put me in a tough spot here. What am I supposed to do?\nTony Stark: That's up to you. I've made my choice - I'm not going to sit on the sidelines anymore - I'm going to fight for what's right.\nJames Rhodes: Don't you get it? It's not up to us to decide.\nTony Stark: That's where you're wrong...\nObadiah Stane: Civilization, gentlemen, has been preserved by the right people having the right idea at the right time. You are shaping in your hands, this very moment, the future of this company, and this nation. But it is imperative this project remain data-masked, that it's existence never leave these walls. Make no mistake - this is a 'tool', that in wrong hands, could jeopardize civilization as we know it.\nHead Engineer: Give us full access to the Sampson Cluster, and we'll have you a prototype in record time.\nObadiah Stane: The Sampson's yours. We go 24-7.\nYinsen: Are you on the right path? I don't know...what does your heart tell you, Stark?\nTony Stark: This device will hack into Stark Industries mainframe. I need you to go to there and retrieve all shipping manifests.\nPepper Potts: What are you doing? Absolutely not you should be in bed...\nTony Stark: ...they've been dealing weapons under the table and I'm going to stop them.\nPepper Potts: Absolutely not. I'm not helping you with anything if you're going to start this again.\nTony Stark: There is nothing else. There's no art opening. There's no benefit. There's nothing to sign. There's no decisions to be made. There's the next mission and nothing else. There's nothing except this.\nPepper Potts: I quit.\nTony Stark: Really? You stood there by my side when all I did was reap the benefits of wholesale irresponsibility and destruction and now that I'm trying to right those wrongs and protect the people I put in harms way you're going to walk out on me.\nPepper Potts: You're going to kill yourself. I can't support that.\nTony Stark: So far so good. Pepper. I know what I have to do. I don't know if I can, but I know in my heart that it's right. And you do too. And I can't do it without you.\nHead Engineer: There's no technology that can power this thing.\nObadiah Stane: I told you, miniaturize the ARK reactor.\nHead Engineer: I'm sorry, Mr. Stane, I've tried. What you're asking for can't be done.\nObadiah Stane: Tony Stark was able to do it in a cave - with a box of scraps.\nHead Engineer: Well...I'm not Tony Stark.\nPepper Potts: Make a copy of everything- What are you doing, Obadiah? Translate-\nObadiah Stane: What a nice surprise.\nPepper Potts: I...just wanted to get some of my personal stuff. And my resume. In case. You know how I love job hunting.\nObadiah Stane: How's Tony?\nPepper Potts: Honestly...I don't know. He's shut me out.\nObadiah Stane: You and everyone else.\nPepper Potts: This...thing between you, it's hurting him. You're the only real father Tony ever had. It would mean so much if you could just talk -\nObadiah Stane: Tony's imploding - it's unfortunate. You should consider whether you want to take that ride with him.\nPepper Potts: \"Unfortunate?\"\nObadiah Stane: You know I love Tony - but this is business. We can't save him, but we can save his legacy. It's tragic, but...Tony never really came home, did he? This company has a bright future, I'd like you to be a part of it. Tony doesn't understand your value. He never did.\nPepper Potts: Are you...offering me a job?\nObadiah Stane: Think about it. Come on, I'll walk you out.\nPhil Coulson: Miss Potts, did you forget our appointment?\nPepper Potts: No. Of course not. I've been very much looking forward to it. Let's- - why don't we do this somewhere else?\nTony Stark: What gives, Jarvis?\nJarvis: You have a visitor, Sir. Obadiah Stane is here.\nObadiah Stane: It's UNOS. Four cheese. I just had it flown in from Chicago. I'd like you to proof-read something for me.\nJarvis: Would you like me to spell-check it, Sir?\nObadiah Stane: Can you turn him off? All the way?\nTony Stark: Spin down Jarvis. Your resignation.\nObadiah Stane: You were right. It's not my company - not my name on the building. We were a great team...but I guess this is where our paths diverge.\nTony Stark: Pepper. I should take that.\nObadiah Stane: Tony. Please. I'll be out of here in a minute. We have too much history to part on bad terms. I'd like your blessing. Easy, now. Try to breathe... You can't mess with progress, Tony. It's an insult to the Gods. You created your greatest weapon ever - but you think that means it belongs to you. It belongs to the world. Your \"heart\" will be the seed of the next generation of weapons. They'll help us steer the world back in the right direction - put the balance of power back in our hands. The right hands. By the time you die, my prototype will be operational. It's not as conservative as yours. The sad thing is...we're both the good guys.\nJames Rhodes: What do you mean, he paid to have Tony killed? Slow down. Why would Obadiah- Where is Tony now?\nPepper Potts: -I don't know, he's not answering his phone. Will you just go over there and check on him? Thanks Rhodey. I know a short cut.\nPhil Coulson: I'll ride with her.\nAgent: Clear.\nJames Rhodes: TONY-\nTony Stark: Where's Pepper?\nJames Rhodes: Don't worry, she's with the Feds. They're on their way to Stark to arrest Obadiah.\nTony Stark: They're going to need a lot more than a few Agents. Give me hand.\nAgent: Agents down, agents down! GET OUT OF HERE -\nPepper Potts: Tony! Obadiah's got a whole assembly line under the Ark. He's inside one of them-!\nTony Stark: Where are you-?\nPepper Potts: Obadiah... Tony-\nTony Stark: Pepper, I have one thing I need to say to you: DUCK!\nObadiah Stane: It's miraculous, Tony, it's your Ninth Symphony. Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it its best one ever.\nTony Stark: This wasn't meant for the world.\nObadiah Stane: How can you be so selfish? Do you understand what you've created? This will put the balance of power back in our hands for decades. Your country needs this.\nTony Stark: What kind of world will it be when everybody's got one?\nObadiah Stane: Your father helped give us the bomb. What kind of world would it be if he'd failed us?\nPepper Potts: TONY - ARE YOU THERE?\nTony Stark: A little busy, Pepper-\nPepper Potts: The reactor's been it-\nTony Stark: Get to the control room. Shut it down-\nPepper Potts: How the hell do I shut it down??\nTony Stark: Don't. This is our fight.\nObadiah Stane: People are always going to die, Tony - part of the chess game.\nTony Stark: Emergency power!\nJarvis: Sir, you'll drain the -\nTony Stark: NOW!\nKid In The Backseat: GO, MOM! GO -\nPepper Potts: TONY? Where are you-? I'm in the control room. Now what?\nTony Stark: Central panel. Red button. Press it.\nPepper Potts: Thanks, Tony.\nTony Stark: What's the delta rate?\nPepper Potts: 1-2-5-0.\nTony Stark: Damn -\nPepper Potts: Damn?! I don't want to hear \"damn.\" GET UP HERE-\nTony Stark: Pepper, I'm delegating this to you. FIND A WAY! You know what happens when that reactor blows. A lot of people are going to die.\nObadiah Stane: It didn't have to end like this, Tony. You were down - you should've stayed down.\nTony Stark: You had to take my car.\nJames Rhodes: Saving your ass is getting to be a full-time job.\nTony Stark: Get this area evacuated! There's going to be a meltdown- Pepper, how we doing?\nPepper Potts: Thanks for checking in Tony. Delta's at 2300. It's not going down.\nTony Stark: It's too late.\nPepper Potts: Too late? What's going to happen?\nTony Stark: It's going to blow a crater a mile wide. I'm coming to get you. Pepper, wait. Stay put - we're going to overload the reactor.\nPepper Potts: IT'S ALREADY OVERLOADING -\nTony Stark: No, it's compressing energy. We're going to convert the plasma core to electricity and channel it up through the roof. Like a Tesla coil.\nPepper Potts: I don't need a science lesson, just tell me what button to push -\nTony Stark: See a red submarine hatch? A wheel - a red wheel.\nPepper Potts: ...no. YES -\nTony Stark: Open it all the way, then standby to hit the master. We've only got one shot at this. Pepper, hit the switch. PEPPER -\nPepper Potts: TONY? Which Master Switch - I am so looking for another job.\nTony Stark: Take my hand...\nObadiah Stane: So this is the answer, Tony? This is how you're going to save the world? It's not in you. Your father told me before he died, my boy doesn't have a warrior's heart. I should have listened.\nTony Stark: My father never knew me.\nObadiah Stane: But I do. Goodbye, my boy...\nTony Stark: This is just the beginning.\nPepper Potts: Here, your alibi. You were on your yacht. I've got port papers that put you in Avalon all night, and sworn statements from fifty of your guests.\nTony Stark: Maybe it was just the two of us. On the yacht, I mean.\nPepper Potts: Focus, please.\nTony Stark: \"Iron Man\". Not technically accurate, since it's mostly carbon- fiber and ceramic. But I like the ring of it. \"Iron Man\"... You know...that night at the concert hall. Do you ever think about it?\nPepper Potts: I don't know what you're talking about, Mr. Stark. Will that be all, Mr. Stark?\nTony Stark: That will be all Miss Potts.\nJames Rhodes: -I can confirm that a series of military test-prototypes were involved in the incident at Stark Industries last night. I can also confirm that there was, for a brief time, the danger of an Ark Reactor \"incident\", which was rectified without injury to the public - and all power outages have been restored. Here now, to answer a few brief questions, is Tony Stark.\nTony Stark: I've seen the papers. I've heard the reports. That's why I want to put an end to all this wild speculation. The truth is- I am Iron Man.\nJames Rhodes: Good. And I want a Gatling gun on the right shoulder.\nTony Stark: -and a rocket launcher on the left? Where are you going to store all that ammo?\nJames Rhodes: Who's suit is this anyway? And do it in silver and black, would you?"}
{"text": "Tony Stark: Been a while since I was up here in front of you. Maybe I'll do us all a favour and just stick to the cards. There's been some speculation that I was somehow involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and on the rooftop...\nChristine Everhart: Sorry, Mr Stark, do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that convinently appeared despite the fact that you sorely despise bodyguards?\nTony Stark: Yes\nChristine Everhart: And this mysterious bodyguard was somehow equipped with an undisclosed Stark high-tech powered battle...\nTony Stark: I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero. I mean, let's face it, I'm not the heroric type. A laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public. The truth is... I am Iron Man.\nAnton Vanko: Ivan. Vanya. That should be you.\nIvan Vanko: Don't listen to that crap\nAnton Vanko: I'm sorry. All I can give you is my knowledge.\nMan: 270 at 30 knots. Holding steady at 15000 feet. You are clear for exfiltration over the drop zone\nPretty Much Everyone In The Crowd: Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony!\nTony Stark: It's good to be back. You missed me?\nMan In Crowd: Blow something up!\nTony Stark: I missed you too. Blow something up? I already did that. I'm not saying that the world is enjoying its longest period of uninterrupted peace in years because of me. I'm not saying that from the ashes of captivity, never has a greater phoenix metaphor been personified in human history. I'm not saying that Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, sipping on an iced tea because I haven't come across anyone who's man enough to go toe-to-toe with me on my best day.\nWoman In Crowd: I love you Tony!\nTony Stark: Please, it's not about me. It's not about you. It's not even about us. It's about legacy. It's about what we choose to leave behind for future generations. And that's why for the next year and for the first time since 1974, the best and brightest men and women of nations and corporations the world over will pool their resources, share their collective vision, to leave behind a brighter future. It's not about us. Therefore, what I'm saying, if I'm saying anything, is welcome back to the Stark Expo. And now, making a special guest appearance from the great beyond to tell you what it's all about, please welcome my father, Howard.\nHoward Stark: Everything is achievable through technology. Better living, robust health, and for the first time in human history, the possibility of world peace. So, from all of us here at Stark Industries, I would like to personally introduce you to the City of the Future. Technology holds infinite possibilities for mankind, and will one day rid society of all its ills. Soon technology will affect the way you live your life every day. No more tedious work, leaving more time for leisure activities and enjoying the sweet life. The Stark Expo. Welcome.\nReporter: We are coming to you live from the kickoff at the Stark Expo, where Tony Stark has just walked offstage. Don't worry if you can't make it down here tonight because this Expo goes on all year long. And I'm gonna be here checking out all the attractions and the pavilions and inventions from all around the world.\nHappy Hogan: Make sure you join me...\nTony Stark: All right, it's a zoo out there, watch out.\nHappy Hogan: Open up, let's go.\nTony Stark: Hey, nice to see you. All right. Thank you. I remember you.\nPeople: Tony, Tony\nTony Stark: Hey, hey.\nWoman: Call me.\nHappy Hogan: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, come on.\nTony Stark: Hello. It would be a pleasure.\nHappy Hogan: Okay\nTony Stark: See you buddy\nHappy Hogan: This is Larry.\nTony Stark: Hey, the oracle of Oracle. What a pleasure. Nice to see you.\nStan Lee: Call me. Call me.\nHappy Hogan: Larry King.\nTony Stark: Larry! Larry. Yes, my people, my people.\nHappy Hogan: Come on, Tony. There we go.\nTony Stark: Very mellow.\nHappy Hogan: That wasn't so bad.\nTony Stark: No, it was perfect.\nHappy Hogan: Look what we got here, the new model.\nTony Stark: Hey, does she come with the car?\nHappy Hogan: I certainly hope so. Hi.\nTony Stark: Hi. And you are?\nWoman: Marshal.\nTony Stark: Irish. I like it.\nMarshal: Pleased to meet you Tony.\nTony Stark: I'm on the wheel. Do you mind? Where you from?\nMarshal: Bedford.\nTony Stark: What are you doing here?\nMarshal: Looking for you.\nTony Stark: Yeah? You found me. What are you up to later?\nMarshal: Serving subpoenas.\nTony Stark: Yikes.\nHappy Hogan: He doesn't like to be handed things.\nTony Stark: Yeah, I have a peeve.\nMarshal: I got it. You are hereby ordered to appear before the Senate Armed Services Committee tomorrow morning at 9 am.\nTony Stark: Can I see a badge?\nMarshal: You wanna see the badge?\nHappy Hogan: He likes the badge.\nMarshal: You still like it?\nTony Stark: Yep. How far are we from D.C.?\nHappy Hogan: D.C.? 250 miles.\nSenator Stern: Mr Stark, could we pick up now where we left off? Mr Stark. Please.\nTony Stark: Yes dear?\nSenator Stern: Can I have your attention?\nTony Stark: Absolutely.\nSenator Stern: Do you or do you not possess a specialised weapon?\nTony Stark: I do not.\nSenator Stern: You do not?\nTony Stark: I do not. Well, it depends on how you define the word weapon.\nSenator Stern: The Iron Man weapon.\nTony Stark: My device does not fit that description.\nSenator Stern: Well... How would you describe it?\nTony Stark: I would describe it by defining it as what it is, Senator.\nSenator Stern: As?\nTony Stark: It's a high-tech prosthesis. That is... That is... That's actually the most apt description I can make of it.\nSenator Stern: It's a weapon. It's a weapon, Mr Stark.\nTony Stark: Please, if your priority was actually the well-being of the American citizen...\nSenator Stern: My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people of the United States of America.\nTony Stark: Well, you can forget it. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself which is tantamount to indentured servitude or prostitution, depending or what state you're in. You can't have it.\nSenator Stern: Look, I'm no expert...\nTony Stark: In prostitution? Of course not. You're a senator. Come on.\nSenator Stern: I'm no expert in weapons. We have somebody here who is an expert on weapons. I'd now like to call Justin Hammer, our current primary weapons contractor.\nTony Stark: Let the record reflect that I observed Mr Hammer entering the chamber, and I am wondering if and when any actual expert will also be in attendance.\nJustin Hammer: Absolutely. I'm no expert. I defer to you, Anthony. You're the wonder boy. Senator, if I may. I may well not be an expert, but you know who was the expert? Your dad. Howard Stark. Really a father to us all, and to the military-industrial age. Let's just be clear, he was no flower child. He was a lion. We all know why we're here. In the last six months, Anthony Stark has created a sword with untold possibilities. And yet, he insists it's a shield. He asks us to trust him as we cower behind it. I wish I were comforted, Anthony, I really do. I'd love to leave my door unlocked when I leave the house, but this ain't Canada. You know, we live in a world of grave threats, threats that Mr Stark will not always be able to foresee. Thank you. God bless Iron Man. God bless America.\nSenator Stern: That is well said Mr Hammer. The committee would now like to invite Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes to the chamber.\nTony Stark: Rhodey? What? Hey, buddy. I didn't expect to see you here.\nJames Rhodes: Look, it's me, I'm here. Deal with it. Let's move on.\nTony Stark: I just...\nJames Rhodes: Drop it.\nTony Stark: All right, I'll drop it.\nSenator Stern: I have before me a complete report on the Iron Man weapon, complied by Colonel Rhodes. And, Colonel, for the record, can you please read page 57, paragraph four?\nJames Rhodes: You're requesting that I read specific selections from my report, Senator?\nSenator Stern: Yes, sir.\nJames Rhodes: It was my understanding that I was going to be testifying in a much more comprehensive and detailed manner.\nSenator Stern: I understand. A lot of things have changed today. So if you could just read...\nJames Rhodes: You do understand that reading a single paragraph out of context does not reflect the summery of my final...\nSenator Stern: Just read it, Colonel. I do. Thank you.\nJames Rhodes: Very well. \"As he does not operate within any definable branch of government, Iron Man presents a potential threat to the security of both the nation and to her interests.\" I did however, go on to summarise that the benefits of Iron Man far outweigh three liabilities and that it would be in our interest...\nSenator Stern: That's enough Colonel\nJames Rhodes: ...to fold Mr Stark...\nSenator Stern: That's enough\nJames Rhodes: ...into the existing chain of command, Senator.\nTony Stark: I'm not a joiner, but I'll consider Secretary of Defence, if you ask nice. We can amend the hours a little bit.\nSenator Stern: I'd like to go on and show, if I may, the imagery that's connected to your report.\nJames Rhodes: I believe it is somewhat premature to reveal these images to the general public at this time.\nSenator Stern: With all due respect, Colonel, I understand. And if you could just narrate those for us, we'd be very grateful. Let's have the images.\nJames Rhodes: Intelligence suggests that the devices seen in these photos are, in fact, attempts at making manned copies of Mr Stark's suit. This has been corroborated by our allies and local intelligence on the ground... ... indicating that these suits are quite possibly, at this moment, operational.\nTony Stark: Hold on a second buddy. Let me see something here. Boy, I'm good. I commandeered your screens. I need them. Time for a little transparency. Now, let's see what's really going on.\nSenator Stern: What is he doing?\nTony Stark: If you will direct your attention to said screens, I believe that's North Korea.\nSenator Stern: Can you turn that off? Take it off.\nTony Stark: Iran. No grave threat here. Is that Justin Hammer? How did Hammer get in the game? Justin, you're on TV. Focus up.\nJustin Hammer: Okay, give me a left twist. Left's good. Turn to the right. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.\nTony Stark: Wow. Yeah, I'd say most countries, five, ten years away. Hammer Industries, twenty.\nJustin Hammer: I'd like to point out that that test pilot survived.\nSenator Stern: I think we're done is the point that he's making. I don't think there's any reason...\nTony Stark: The point is, you're welcome, I guess\nSenator Stern: For what?\nTony Stark: Because I'm your nuclear deterrent. It's working. We're safe. America is secure. You want my property? You can't have it. But I did you a big favour. I've successfully privatised world peace. What more do you want? For now! I tried to play ball with these ass-clowns.\nSenator Stern: you, Mr Stark. you, buddy. We're adjourned. We're adjourned for today.\nTony Stark: Okay.\nSenator Stern: You've been a delight.\nTony Stark: My bond is with the people. And I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there's one thing I've proven it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself. Wake up, Daddy's home.\nJarvis: Welcome home, sir. Congratulations on the opening ceremonies. They were such a success, as was your Senate hearing. And may I say how refreshing it is to finally see you in a video with your clothing on, sir.\nTony Stark: You! I swear to God I'll dismantle you. I'll soak your motherboard. I'll turn you into a wine rack. How many ounce a day of this gobbledegook am I supposed to drink?\nJarvis: We are up to 80 ounces a day to counteract the symptoms, sir.\nTony Stark: Check palladium levels.\nJarvis: Blood toxicity, 24%. It appears that the continued use of the Iron Man suit is accelerating your condition. Another core has been depleted.\nTony Stark: God, they're running out quick.\nJarvis: I have run simulations on every known element, and none can serve as a viable replacement for the palladium core. You are running out of both time and options. Unfortunately, the device that's keeping you alive is also killing you. Miss Potts is approaching. I recommend that you inform her...\nTony Stark: Mute.\nPepper Potts: Is this a joke? What are you thinking?\nTony Stark: What?\nPepper Potts: What are you thinking?\nTony Stark: Hey, I'm thinking I'm busy. And you're angry about something. Do you have the sniffles? I don't want to get sick.\nPepper Potts: Did you just donate...\nTony Stark: Keep your business.\nPepper Potts: ...our entire modern art collection to the...\nTony Stark: Boy Scouts of America.\nPepper Potts: ...Boy Scouts of America?\nTony Stark: Yes. It is a worthwhile organisation. I didn't physically check the crates but, basically, yes. And it's not \"our\" collection, it's my collection. No offence.\nPepper Potts: No, you know what? I think I'm actually entitled to say \"our\" collection considering the time that I put in, over 10 years, curating that.\nTony Stark: It was a tax write-off. I needed that.\nPepper Potts: You know, there's only about 8,011 things that I really need to talk to you about.\nTony Stark: Dummy. Hey, stop spacing out. The Bridgeport's already machining that part.\nPepper Potts: The Expo is a gigantic waste of time.\nTony Stark: I need you to wear a surgical mask until you're feeling better. Is that okay?\nPepper Potts: That's rude.\nTony Stark: There's nothing more important to me than the Expo. It's my primary point of concern. I don't know why you're...\nPepper Potts: The Expo is your ego gone crazy.\nTony Stark: Wow. Look at that. That's modern art. That's going up.\nPepper Potts: You've got to be kidding.\nTony Stark: I'm gonna put this up right now. This is vital.\nPepper Potts: Stark is in complete disarray. You understand that?\nTony Stark: No. Our stocks have never been higher.\nPepper Potts: Yes, from a managerial standpoint.\nTony Stark: You are... Well, if's messy then let's double back.\nPepper Potts: Let me give you an example.\nTony Stark: Let's move onto another subject.\nPepper Potts: No, no, no, no. You are not taking down the Barnett Newman and hanging that up.\nTony Stark: I'm not taking it down. I'm just replacing it with this. Let's see what I can get going on here.\nPepper Potts: Okay, fine. My point is, we have already awarded contracts to the wind farm people.\nTony Stark: Yeah. Don't say \"wind farm.\" I'm already feeling gassy.\nPepper Potts: And to the plastic plantation tree, which was your idea by the way. Those people are on payroll...\nTony Stark: Everything was my idea.\nPepper Potts: ...and you won't make a decision.\nTony Stark: I don't care about the liberal agenda any more. It's boring. Boring. I'm giving you a boring alert. You do it.\nPepper Potts: I do what?\nTony Stark: Excellent idea. I just figured this out. You run the company.\nPepper Potts: Yeah, I'm trying to run the company.\nTony Stark: Pepper, I need you to run the company. Well, stop trying to do it and do it.\nPepper Potts: You will not give me the information...\nTony Stark: I'm not asking you to try...\nPepper Potts: ...in order to...\nTony Stark: I'm asking you to physically do it. I need you to do it.\nPepper Potts: I am trying to do it.\nTony Stark: Pepper, you're not listening to me!\nPepper Potts: No, you are not listening to me.\nTony Stark: I'm trying to make you CEO. Why won't you let me?\nPepper Potts: Have you been drinking?\nTony Stark: Chlorophyll. I hereby irrevocably appoint you chairman and CEO of Stark Industries effective immediately. Yeah, done deal. Okay? I've actually given this a fair amount of thought, believe it or not. Doing a bit of headhunting, so to speak, trying to figure out who a worthy successor would be. And then I realised it's you. It's always been you. . I thought there'd be a legal issue, but actually I'm capable of appointing my successor. My successor being you. Congratulations? Take it, just take it.\nPepper Potts: I don't know what to think.\nTony Stark: Don't think, drink. There you go.\nPepper Potts: The notary's here! Can you please come sign the transfer paperwork?\nTony Stark: I'm on happy time. Sorry.\nHappy Hogan: What the hell was that?\nTony Stark: It's called mixed martial arts. It's been around for three weeks.\nHappy Hogan: It's called dirty boxing, there's nothing new about it\nTony Stark: All right, put them up. Come on.\nPepper Potts: I promise this is the only time I will ask you to sign over your company.\nNatasha Romanoff: I need you to initial each box.\nHappy Hogan: Lesson one. Never take your eye off...\nTony Stark: That's it. I'm done. What's your name, lady?\nNatasha Romanoff: Rushman. Natalie Rushman\nTony Stark: Front and centre. Come into the church.\nPepper Potts: No. You're seriously not gonna ask...\nTony Stark: If it pleases the court, which it does.\nNatasha Romanoff: It's no problem.\nPepper Potts: I'm sorry. He's very eccentric.\nTony Stark: Can you give her a lesson?\nHappy Hogan: No problem.\nTony Stark: Pepper.\nPepper Potts: What?\nTony Stark: Who is she?\nPepper Potts: She is from legal. And she is potentially a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit if you keep ogling her like that.\nTony Stark: I need a new assistant, boss.\nPepper Potts: Yes, and I've got three excellent potential candidates. They're lined up and ready to meet you.\nTony Stark: I don't have time to meet. I need someone now. I feel like it's her.\nPepper Potts: No, it's not.\nHappy Hogan: You ever boxed before?\nNatasha Romanoff: I have, yes.\nHappy Hogan: What, like, the Tae Bo? Booty Boot Camp? Crunch? Something like that?\nTony Stark: How do I spell your name, Natalie?\nNatasha Romanoff: R-U-S-H-M-A-N.\nPepper Potts: What, are you gonna google her now?\nTony Stark: I thought I was ogling her. Wow. Very, very impressive individual.\nPepper Potts: You're so predictable, you know that?\nTony Stark: She's fluent in French, Italian, Russian, Latin. Who speaks Latin?\nPepper Potts: No one speaks Latin.\nTony Stark: No one speaks Latin\nPepper Potts: It's a dead language. You can read Latin or you can write Latin, but you can't speak Latin.\nTony Stark: Did you model in Tokyo? 'Cause she modelled in Tokyo.\nPepper Potts: Well...\nTony Stark: I need her. She's got everything that I need.\nHappy Hogan: Rule number one, never take your eyes off your opponent.\nPepper Potts: Oh, my God! Happy.\nTony Stark: That's what I'm talking about.\nHappy Hogan: I just slipped.\nTony Stark: You did?\nHappy Hogan: Yeah.\nTony Stark: Looks like a TKO to me.\nNatasha Romanoff: Just... I need your impression.\nTony Stark: You have a quiet reserve. I don't know, you have an old soul.\nNatasha Romanoff: I meant your fingerprint.\nTony Stark: Right.\nPepper Potts: So, how are we doing?\nTony Stark: Great. Just wrapping up here. Hey. You're the boss.\nNatasha Romanoff: Will that be all, Mr Stark?\nTony Stark: No.\nPepper Potts: Yes, that will be all, Ms Rushman. Thank you very much.\nTony Stark: I want one.\nPepper Potts: No.\nTony Stark: You know, it's Europe. Whatever happens the next 20 minutes, just go with it.\nPepper Potts: Go with it? Go with what?\nNatasha Romanoff: Mr Stark?\nTony Stark: Hey.\nNatasha Romanoff: Hello. How was your flight?\nTony Stark: It was excellent. Boy, it's nice to see you.\nNatasha Romanoff: We have one photographer from the ACM, if you don't mind. Okay?\nPepper Potts: When did this happen?\nTony Stark: What? You made me do it.\nPepper Potts: I made you do what?\nTony Stark: You quit. Smile. Look, right there. Stop acting constipated. Don't flare your nostrils.\nPepper Potts: You are so predictable.\nTony Stark: That's the amazing thing.\nNatasha Romanoff: Right this way.\nTony Stark: You look fantastic.\nNatasha Romanoff: Why, thank you very much.\nTony Stark: But that's unprofessional. What's on the docket?\nNatasha Romanoff: You have a 9:30 dinner.\nTony Stark: Perfect. I'll be there at 11:00.\nNatasha Romanoff: Absolutely.\nTony Stark: Is this us?\nNatasha Romanoff: It can be.\nTony Stark: Great. Make it us.\nNatasha Romanoff: Okay.\nPepper Potts: Mr Musk. How are you?\nElon Musk: Hi, Pepper. Congratulations on the promotion.\nPepper Potts: Thank you very much.\nTony Stark: Elon, how's it going. Those Merlin engines are fantastic.\nElon Musk: Thank you. Yeah, I've got an idea for an electric jet.\nTony Stark: You do?\nElon Musk: Yeah.\nTony Stark: Then we'll make it work. You want a massage?\nPepper Potts: Oh, God. No. I don't want a massage.\nTony Stark: I'll have Natalie make an...\nPepper Potts: I don't want Natalie to do...\nTony Stark: Don't want you tense. By the way, I didn't mean to spring this on you.\nPepper Potts: Thank you very much.\nTony Stark: Green is not your best colour.\nPepper Potts: Oh, please.\nJustin Hammer: Anthony. Is that you?\nTony Stark: My least favourite person on Earth.\nJustin Hammer: Hey, pal.\nTony Stark: Justin Hammer.\nJustin Hammer: How you doing? You're not the only rich guy here with a fancy car. You know Christine Everhart from Vanity Fair. You guys know each other?\nChristine Everhart: Hi. Yes.\nPepper Potts: Yes.\nTony Stark: Yes, roughly.\nPepper Potts: We do.\nJustin Hammer: BTW, big story. The new CEO of Stark Industries.\nChristine Everhart: I know, I know.\nJustin Hammer: Congratulations.\nChristine Everhart: My editor will kill me if I don't grab a quote for our Powerful Women issue.\nPepper Potts: Oh.\nChristine Everhart: Can I?\nPepper Potts: Sure.\nJustin Hammer: She's actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Fair. I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know. Right?\nPepper Potts: Right. Well, she did quite a spread on Tony last year.\nTony Stark: And she wrote a story as well.\nPepper Potts: It was very impressive.\nTony Stark: That was good.\nPepper Potts: It was very well done.\nChristine Everhart: Thank you.\nPepper Potts: I'm gonna go wash.\nTony Stark: Don't leave me.\nJustin Hammer: Hey, buddy. How you doing?\nTony Stark: I'm all right.\nJustin Hammer: Looking gorgeous.\nTony Stark: Please, this is tough.\nChristine Everhart: Can I ask you... Is this the first time...\nJustin Hammer: Fromage Say \"Brie\".\nChristine Everhart: ...that you guys have seen each other?\nTony Stark: God, that's so awful.\nChristine Everhart: Listen, is it the first time you've seen each other since the Senate?\nTony Stark: Since he got his contract revoked...\nJustin Hammer: Actually, it's on hold.\nTony Stark: ...when you were attempting to...That's not what I heard. What's the difference between \"hold and \"cancelled\"? The truth?\nChristine Everhart: Yes, what is it?\nJustin Hammer: No. The truth is... Why don't we put that away? The truth is, I'm actually hoping to present something at your Expo.\nTony Stark: Well, if you invent something that works, I'll make sure I get you a slot.\nNatasha Romanoff: Mr Stark?\nTony Stark: Yes?\nNatasha Romanoff: Your corner table is ready.\nJustin Hammer: I actually have a slot this year. Yes, I do.\nTony Stark: Hammer needs a slot, Christine.\nJustin Hammer: We kid, yeah. We kid. We're kidders.\nTony Stark: Got any other bad ideas?\nJustin Hammer: Tony and I... Tony... I love Tony Stark. Tony loves me. We're not competitors. Him being out of the picture created tremendous opportunities for Hammer Industries, you know? Everything that Tony and I do...\nTony Stark: Well, what's the use of having...\nJustin Hammer: ...is a healthy...\nTony Stark: ...and owning a race car...\nJustin Hammer: ...competition.\nTony Stark: ...if you don't drive it?\nJustin Hammer: Is he driving?\nPepper Potts: Natalie. Natalie!\nNatasha Romanoff: Yes, Ms Potts?\nPepper Potts: What do you know about this?\nNatasha Romanoff: This is the first that I have known of it.\nPepper Potts: This, this cannot happen.\nNatasha Romanoff: Absolutely. I understand. How can I help you?\nPepper Potts: Where's Happy?\nNatasha Romanoff: He's waiting outside.\nPepper Potts: Okay, get him. I need Happy.\nNatasha Romanoff: Right away.\nJustin Hammer: Tony's... You know, he... We're not competitive. You know what I mean?\nChristine Everhart: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, can you excuse me just one second?\nJustin Hammer: Just read me what you wrote.\nChristine Everhart: I will. I will, after.\nJustin Hammer: Just read it back to me.\nChristine Everhart: But I have to make one quick phone call.\nJustin Hammer: Where are you going?\nChristine Everhart: This is great.\nJustin Hammer: I've got some caviar coming.\nChristine Everhart: This is great stuff. I'll be right back.\nSomeone In Background: Look! That's Stark.\nPepper Potts: Go, go.\nHappy Hogan: Hang on.\nPepper Potts: Give me the case.\nHappy Hogan: Here, take it.\nPepper Potts: Where's the key?\nHappy Hogan: It's in my pocket.\nPepper Potts: Car!\nTony Stark: Are you okay?\nHappy Hogan: Yeah.\nTony Stark: Were you heading from me or him?\nHappy Hogan: I was trying to scare him.\nTony Stark: 'Cause I can't tell!\nPepper Potts: Are you out of your mind?\nTony Stark: Better security.\nPepper Potts: Get in the car right now!\nTony Stark: I was attacked. We need better security.\nHappy Hogan: Get in the car.\nTony Stark: You're CEO. Better security measures. God, it's embarrassing. First vacation in two years.\nPepper Potts: Oh my God!\nHappy Hogan: I got him!\nTony Stark: Hit him again. Hit him again. Football.\nHappy Hogan: I got him.\nPepper Potts: Take the case! Take it!\nTony Stark: Give him the case!\nPepper Potts: Stop banging the car!\nTony Stark: Calm down.\nPepper Potts: God. God.\nTony Stark: Give me the case! Please! Come on!\nIvan Vanko: You... You lose. You lose Stark.\nPolice Officer: We ran his prints. We got nothing back, not even a name.\nTony Stark: Where are we going?\nPolice Officer: Over there. We're not even sure he speaks English. He hasn't said a word since he got here.\nTony Stark: Five minutes.\nPolice Officer: Five minutes.\nTony Stark: Pretty decent tech. Cycles per second were a little low. You could have doubled up your rotations. You focused the repulsor energy through ionised plasma channels. It's effective. Not very efficient. But it's a passable knock-off. I don't get it. A little fine tuning you could have made a solid pay check. You could have sold it to North Korea, China, Iran, or gone onto the black market. You look like you got friends in low places.\nIvan Vanko: You come from a family of thieves and butchers. And now, like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your own history. And you forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed.\nTony Stark: Speaking of thieves, where did you get this design?\nIvan Vanko: My father. Anton Vanko.\nTony Stark: Well, I never heard of him.\nIvan Vanko: My father is the reason you're alive.\nTony Stark: The reason I'm alive is 'cause you had a shot, you took it, you missed.\nIvan Vanko: Did I? If you can make God bleed, the people will cease to believe in him. And there will be blood in the water. And the sharks will come. The truth, all I have to do is sit here and watch as the world will consume you.\nTony Stark: Where will you be watching the world consume me from? That's right. A prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap.\nIvan Vanko: Hey, Tony. Before you go, palladium in the chest, painful way to die.\nSenator Stern: It's just unbelievable. It proves that the genie is out of the bottle and this man has no idea what he's doing. He thinks of the Iron Man weapon as a toy. I was at a hearing where Mr Stark, in fact, was adamant that these suits can't exist anywhere else, don't exist anywhere else, never will exist anywhere else, at least for five to ten years, and here we are in Monaco realising, \"These suits exist now.\"\nTony Stark: Mute. He should be giving me a medal. That's the truth.\nPepper Potts: What is that?\nTony Stark: This is your in-flight meal.\nPepper Potts: Did you just make that?\nTony Stark: Yeah. Where do you think I've been for three hours?\nPepper Potts: Tony, what are you not telling me?\nTony Stark: I don't want to go home. At all. Let's cancel my birthday party and... We're in Europe. Let's go to Venice, Cipriani. Remember?\nPepper Potts: Oh, yes.\nTony Stark: It's a great place to be healthy.\nPepper Potts: I don't think this is the right time. We're in kind of a mess.\nTony Stark: Yeah, but maybe that's why it's the best time. 'Cause then we can...\nPepper Potts: Well, I think as the CEO I need to show up.\nTony Stark: As CEO, you are entitled to a leave.\nPepper Potts: A leave?\nTony Stark: A company retreat.\nPepper Potts: A retreat? During a time like this?\nTony Stark: Just a ride. Well, I'm just saying, to recharge our batteries and figure it all out.\nPepper Potts: Not everybody runs on batteries Tony.\nJustin Hammer: Hey. There he is. There he is. What an absolute pleasure. Welcome. Oh goodness gracious. Can we get the handcuffs off my friend here? Forgive me, I'm sorry. I'm such a huge fan of yours. I didn't want to make a first impression like this. He's not an animal. Come on. He's a human being. Thank you. We're fine. My name is Justin Hammer. I'd like to do some business with you. Please sit. Dig in. What do we have today Jack?\nJack: We have some salmon carpaccio.\nJustin Hammer: Salmon carpaccio. Anything you want here, we got it. I like my dessert first. I had this flown in from San Francisco. It's Italian though. Organic ice cream. I got a sweet tooth. Apparently you do too, for Tony Stark. What I saw you do to Tony Stark on that track, how you stepped up to him in front of God and everybody that was... Wow. You spoke to me with what you did. And I know that you knew that I'd be listening. This is why I couldn't bear to have you shipped off to God knows where. It would have been such a waste of talent. But if I might make a suggestion, you know, you don't just go and try to kill the guy. I think, if I may, you go after his legacy. That's what you kill. You and me, we are a lot alike in a lot of ways. The only difference between you and I is that I have resources. I think, if I may, you need my resources. Someone behind you, a benefactor. I'd like to be that guy. Okay. Do you speak English? Because I can get a translator. I don't know. Have you been understanding everything I'm saying?\nIvan Vanko: Very good, man.\nJustin Hammer: Very good, man.\nIvan Vanko: Very good, man.\nJustin Hammer: Hey!\nIvan Vanko: Hey.\nJustin Hammer: Yes?\nIvan Vanko: I want my bird.\nJustin Hammer: A bird? You want a bird?\nIvan Vanko: I want my bird.\nJustin Hammer: I can get you a bird. I can get you ten birds.\nIvan Vanko: I want my bird.\nJustin Hammer: Well, okay. Nothing's impossible. I could... Are we talking about... Is this a bird back in Russia?\nPepper Potts: Yes, but the fundamentals of the company are still very, very strong despite the events in Monaco.\nNatasha Romanoff: Yes, of course. The AP wants a quote.\nPepper Potts: Don't tell them. Fax them...\nJames Rhodes: Where is he?\nNatasha Romanoff: He doesn't want to be disturbed.\nPepper Potts: He's downstairs.\nNews Reader: But what happened in Monaco?\nPepper Potts: Yes, but....\nNews Reader: But his continuing erratic behaviour may lead many people to ask themselves, \"Can this man still protect us?\"\nPepper Potts: Iron Man never stopped protecting us. The events in Monaco proved that.\nJarvis: Query complete sir. Anton Vanko was a Soviet physicist who defected to the United States in 1963.However, he was accused of espionage and was deported in 1967. His son, Ivan, who is also a physicist, was convicted of selling Soviet-era weapons grade plutonium to Pakistan, and served 15 years in Kopeisk prison. No further records exist.\nJames Rhodes: Tony, you gotta get upstairs and get on top of this situation right now. Listen. I've been on the phone with the National Guard all day, trying to talk them out of rolling tanks up the PCH, knocking down your front door and taking these. They're gonna take your suits, Tony, okay? They're sick of the games. You said nobody else would possess this technology for 20 years. Well, guess what? Somebody else had it yesterday. It's not theoretical anymore. Are you listening to me? Are you okay?\nTony Stark: Let's go.\nJames Rhodes: Hey, man. Hey, hey! You all right?\nTony Stark: Yeah, I should get to my desk. See that cigar box?\nJames Rhodes: Yeah.\nTony Stark: It's palladium.\nJames Rhodes: Is that supposed to be smoking?\nTony Stark: If you must know, it's neutron damage. It's from the reactor wall.\nJames Rhodes: You had this in your body? And how about the high-tech crossword puzzle on your neck?\nTony Stark: Road rash. Thank you. What are you looking at?\nJames Rhodes: I'm looking at you. You wanna do this whole lone gunslinger act and it's unnecessary. You don't have to do this alone.\nTony Stark: You know, I wish I could believe that. I really do. But you've gotta trust me. Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing.\nJustin Hammer: This is where we do it. This is my humble abode. You can work in absolute peace. Must be fun to be dead, right? No pressure. Here they are. I'm very excited. They're combat-ready. I may have done a few miscalculations and rushed the prototype into production. Sue me, I'm enthusiastic. Go ahead, take a look around. You don't wanna do that. You'll be able to access that as soon as we generate some encrypted pass codes. Can we generate some encrypted pass codes? Get some of those encrypted pass codes, Jack. Never mind, I... Wow. Okay. Good stuff.\nIvan Vanko: unintelligible\nJustin Hammer: Sorry?\nIvan Vanko: Software shit.\nJustin Hammer: Well... You're good. You really blasted in past the firewall there. Let me show you where you're gonna be working primarily. Go ahead, take a look. Get a good look at that. That's something, isn't it? You know, those are really just for show and tell. They're $125.7 million a pop, so... Wait! Oh gosh. Jesus Christ. Get somebody up here. That's where the pilot goes. I'm having a tough time finding volunteers. I'll take care of that, just leave it.\nIvan Vanko: What you want them do?\nJustin Hammer: Well, long term, I want them to put me in the Pentagon for the next 25 years. I want to make Iron Man look like an antique. I wanna go to that Stark Expo, I wanna take a dump in Tony Stark's front yard. You know what I'm talking about?\nIvan Vanko: I can do that. No problem.\nJustin Hammer: Yeah? Hey, fabulous! I love it. Hey, this is our guy. Didn't I tell you? I had a feeling.\nNatasha Romanoff: Do you know which watch you'd like to wear tonight, Mr Stark?\nTony Stark: I'll give them a look. I should cancel the party.\nNatasha Romanoff: Probably.\nTony Stark: Yeah. 'Cause it's...\nNatasha Romanoff: Ill-timed.\nTony Stark: Right, sends the wrong message.\nNatasha Romanoff: Inappropriate. Is that dirty enough for you?\nTony Stark: Gold face, brown hand. The Jaeger. I'll give that a look. Bring them over. I'll take that. Why don't you... I gotta say it. It's hard to get a read on you. Where are you from?\nNatasha Romanoff: Legal.\nTony Stark: Can I ask you a question, hypothetically? Bit odd. If this was your last birthday party you were ever gonna have, how would you celebrate it?\nNatasha Romanoff: I'd do whatever I wanted to do with whoever I wanted to do it with.\nPerson: Good evening Good evening\nJames Rhodes: Yes, sir, I understand. No. No, sir, that will not be necessary. I'll handle it. Sir, I personally guarantee that within 24 hours, Iron Man will be back on watch. Hey Pepper.\nPepper Potts: I'm going to get some air.\nJames Rhodes: What's wrong?\nPepper Potts: I don't know what to do.\nJames Rhodes: You gotta be kidding me. That's it, I'm making....\nPepper Potts: No, no, no. Don't call anyone.\nJames Rhodes: Pepper. This is ridiculous. I just stuck my neck out for this guy.\nPepper Potts: I know. I know. I get it. I'm gonna handle it, okay Just let me handle it.\nJames Rhodes: Handle it. Or I'm gonna have to.\nTony Stark: You know, the question I get asked most often is, \"Tony, how do you go to the bathroom in the suit?\" Just like that.\nPepper Potts: Does this guy know how to throw a party or what?\nTony Stark: I love you.\nPepper Potts: Unbelievable! Thank you so much. Tony, we all thank you so much for such a wonderful night. And we're gonna say good night now, and thank you all for coming.\nTony Stark: No, no, no, we can't ... Wait, wait, wait. We didn't have the cake. We didn't blow out the candles.\nPepper Potts: You're out of control, okay? Trust me on this, okay?\nTony Stark: You're out of control gorgeous.\nPepper Potts: It's time to go to bed. It's time.\nTony Stark: Give me another smooch\nPepper Potts: You're not going to be happy about this.\nTony Stark: Come on, you know you want to.\nPepper Potts: You just peed in the suit.\nTony Stark: I know. It has a filtration system.\nPepper Potts: It's not sexy.\nTony Stark: You could drink that water.\nPepper Potts: Just send everybody home, okay? It's time to...\nTony Stark: If you say so.\nPepper Potts: Okay. I'll take this, you take that\nTony Stark: Pepper Potts. She's right. The party's over. Then again, the party was over for me, like, an hour and a half ago. The after-party starts in 15 minutes. And if anybody, Pepper, doesn't like it, there's the door. Yeah! Hit! Pull! I think she wants the Gallagher!\nJames Rhodes: I'm only gonna say this once. Get out. You don't deserve to wear one of these. Shut it down!\nTony Stark: Goldstein.\nGoldstein: Yes, Mr Stark?\nTony Stark: Give me a phat beat to beat my buddy's ass to.\nJames Rhodes: I told you to shut it down.\nTony Stark: Now, put that thing back where you found it before someone gets hurt. Really? Sorry, pal, but Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick.\nJames Rhodes: Sidekick this. Had enough?\nPepper Potts: Natalie!\nNatasha Romanoff: Miss Potts.\nPepper Potts: Don't you \"Miss Potts\" me! I'm on to you. You know what? Ever since you came here...\nHappy Hogan: Pepper! Get out of here. Get out of here now.\nTony Stark: You want it? Take it!\nJames Rhodes: Put you hand down.\nTony Stark: You think you got what it takes to wear that suit?\nJames Rhodes: We don't have to do this, Tony.\nTony Stark: You wanna be the War Machine, take your shot.\nJames Rhodes: Put it down!\nTony Stark: You gonna take a shot?\nJames Rhodes: Put it down!\nTony Stark: No!\nJames Rhodes: Drop it Tony!\nTony Stark: Take it!\nJames Rhodes: Edwards Tower, this is Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes, inbound from three miles east at 5,000 feet...\nMajor Allen: Colonel.\nJames Rhodes: Major.\nMajor Allen: Wow.\nJames Rhodes: Yeah. Let's take it inside.\nMajor Allen: Clear the area.\nNick Fury: Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the doughnut.\nTony Stark: I told you I don't wanna join your super-secret boy band.\nNick Fury: No, no, no. See, I remember, you do everything yourself. How's that working out for you?\nTony Stark: It's... It's... It's... I'm sorry. I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot. Do I look at the patch or the eye? Honestly I'm a bit hung over. I'm not sure if you're real of if I'm having...\nNick Fury: I am very real. I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet.\nTony Stark: Just my luck. Where's the staff here?\nNick Fury: That's not looking so good.\nTony Stark: I've been worse.\nShield Agent: We've secured the perimeter but I don't think we should hold it for too much longer.\nTony Stark: You're fired.\nNatasha Romanoff: That's not up to you.\nNick Fury: Tony, I want you to meet Agent Romanoff.\nTony Stark: Hi.\nNatasha Romanoff: I'm a SHIELD shadow. Once we knew you were ill, I was tasked to you by Director Fury.\nTony Stark: I suggest you apologise.\nNick Fury: You've been very busy. You made your girl your CEO, you're giving away all your stuff. You let your friend fly away with your suit. Now, if I didn't know better...\nTony Stark: You don't know better. I didn't give it to him. He took it.\nNick Fury: Whoa, whoa, whoa. He took it? You're Iron Man and he just took it? The little brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took your suit? Is that possible?\nNatasha Romanoff: Well, according to Mr Stark's database security guidelines, there are redundancies to prevent unauthorised usage.\nTony Stark: What do you want from me?\nNick Fury: What do we want from you? What do you want from me? You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. Contrary to your belief, you are not the centre of my universe. I have bigger problems than you in the southwest region to deal with. Hit him.\nTony Stark: Oh, God, are gonna steal my kidney and sell it? Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds? What did she just do to me?\nNick Fury: What did we just do for you? That's lithium dioxide. It's gonna take the edge off. We're trying to get you back to work.\nTony Stark: Give me a couple of boxes of that. I'll be right as rain.\nNatasha Romanoff: It's not a cure, it just abates the symptoms.\nNick Fury: Doesn't look like it's gonna be an easy fix.\nTony Stark: Trust me, I know. I'm good at this stuff. I've been looking for a suitable replacement for palladium. I've tried every combination, every permutation of every known element.\nNick Fury: Well, I'm here to tell you, you haven't tried them all.\nJustin Hammer: Hey, hey, het. Special delivery. Candygram. I brought you something. Oh yeah. We got you the bird, pal.\nIvan Vanko: This is not my bird.\nJustin Hammer: What do you mean? That's the bird. This is the bird. Yeah, pulled a lot of strings to get this bird. This is a great bird.\nJack: It's a beautiful bird.\nJustin Hammer: We got this bird all the way from Russia.\nIvan Vanko: Hey, man, this is not my bird.\nJustin Hammer: Well, listen, even if it's not the bird, I mean, this is a gorgeous bird. I mean, you know, look, don't get so attached to things. Learn to let go. Wait a minute. Jack, what is that? Is that... That's not a helmet. What is that? Ivan... What's this? Jack. Is that a helmet? It doesn't look like a helmet to me. How... How are you supposed to get a head in there? Jack, could you put your head in there?\nJack: No.\nJustin Hammer: Try to put your head in there. Go ahead. Try to put your head in there. See, Ivan? He can't put his head in there. That's... That's not a helmet. It's a head. I need to put a guy in there. I need to fit a person in that suit. You understand?\nIvan Vanko: Drone better.\nJustin Hammer: What? Drone better? Why is drone better? Why is drone better?\nIvan Vanko: People make problem. Trust me. Drone better.\nJustin Hammer: Ivan, you know, I like you. I got you the bird. You said, \"No problem.\" That's what you said to me. You said, \"No problem.\" Now I need suits. The government wants suits. Like Iron Man. You understand? That's what the people want. That's what's gonna make them happy.\nIvan Vanko: Hey, man. Don't get too attached to things. Learn to let go.\nJustin Hammer: These drones better steal the show, Ivan. You understand? Better rock my world, Ivan.\nGeneral: Unbelievable. This ought to get the Senate off my ass. It's functional?\nJames Rhodes: Fully mission-capable.\nGeneral: Good. Get Hammer down here to weaponise it.\nJames Rhodes: Sir?\nGeneral: Justin Hammer's making a weapons presentation at the Expo. We'd like this to introduce it.\nJames Rhodes: Sir, I don't believe that the Expo...\nGeneral: Colonel, the world needs to see this fast. We've got to make this happen.\nJames Rhodes: Yes, General, but...\nGeneral: It's also an order.\nJames Rhodes: Yes sir.\nGeneral: Good work, Colonel. You've made your country proud.\nJames Rhodes: Thank you sir.\nNick Fury: That thing in your chest is based on unfinished technology.\nTony Stark: No, it was finished. It has never been particularly effective until I miniaturised it and put it in my...\nNick Fury: No. Howard said the arc reactor was the stepping stone to something greater. He was about to kick off an energy race that was gonna dwarf the arms race. He was on to something big, something so big that it was gonna make the nuclear reactor look like a triple-A battery.\nTony Stark: Just him, or Anton Vanko in on this too?\nNick Fury: Anton Vanko is the other side of that coin. Anton saw it as a way to get rich. When your father found out, he had him deported. When the Russians found out he couldn't deliver they shipped his ass off to Siberia and he spent the next 20 years in a vodka-fuelled rage. Not quite the environment you want to raise a kid in, the son you had the misfortune of crossing paths with in Monaco.\nTony Stark: You told me I hadn't tried everything. What do you mean I haven't tried everything? What haven't I tried?\nNick Fury: He said that you were the only person with the means and knowledge to finish what he started.\nTony Stark: He said that?\nNick Fury: Are you that guy? Are you? 'Cause if you are, then you can solve the riddle of your heart.\nTony Stark: I don't know where you get your information, but he wasn't my biggest fan.\nNick Fury: What do you remember about your dad?\nTony Stark: He was cold, he was calculating. He never told me he loved me. He never even told me he liked me, so it's a little tough for me to digest when you're telling me he said the whole future was riding on me and he's passing it down. I don't get that. You're talking about a guy who's happiest day was when he shipped me off to boarding school.\nNick Fury: That's not true.\nTony Stark: Well, then, clearly you knew my dad better than I did.\nNick Fury: As a matter of fact, I did. He was one of the founding members of SHIELD.\nTony Stark: What?\nNick Fury: I got a two o'clock\nTony Stark: Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's this?\nNick Fury: Okay, you're good, right?\nTony Stark: No, I'm not good.\nNick Fury: You got this? Right? Right?\nTony Stark: Got what? I don't even know what I'm supposed to get.\nNick Fury: Natasha will remain a floater at Stark with her cover intact. You remember Agent Coulson, right?\nTony Stark: Yeah.\nNick Fury: And Tony, remember, I got my eye on you.\nNatasha Romanoff: We've disabled all communications. No contact with the outside world. Good luck.\nTony Stark: Please. First thing, I need a little bodywork. I'll put in a little time at the lab. If we could send one of your goon squad down to The Coffee Bean, Cross Creek, for a Starbucks run, or something like that, that'd be nice.\nPhil Coulson: I'm not here for that. I've been authorised by Director Fury to use any means necessary to keep you on premises. If you attempt to leave or play any games, I will tase you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet. Okay?\nTony Stark: I think I got it, yeah.\nPhil Coulson: Enjoy your evening's entertainment.\nMajor Allen: Think this is the power source?\nJames Rhodes: Major, this is not a scientific exercise. Let's just focus on arming it, all right?\nMajor Allen: Yes, sir.\nJustin Hammer: Oh, yes! Oh, yes, yes, yes. Is it my birthday? You got it. What did you do? What did you do? Is this what I think it is?\nJames Rhodes: Yes it is. Hammer, I want to know what you're gonna do for us.\nJustin Hammer: What am I going to do for you? Well, the first thing I'm gonna do for you is I'm gonna upgrade your software. And then, second, I think I should...\nJames Rhodes: That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about firepower.\nJustin Hammer: Well, you're talking to the right guy. Claridge Hi-Tec, semi-automatic, 9mm pistol. Too downtown? I agree. M24 shotgun, pump action. Five-round magazine. You know what? You're not a hunter. What am I talking about? I'm getting rid of it. This is the FN-2000 from Belgium. They do make something better than waffles. It's beautiful, But I can tell this isn't disco enough for you, so I'm gonna put it right here. You're looking at a Milkor 40mm grenade launcher. Tear gas, smoke. Hippie control. You're tough. Let me tell you something. Size does matter. Don't let anyone tell you different. This is an M134 7.62 Minigun. Six invidual barrels. The torso taker, powder maker. Our boys in uniform call in Uncle Gazpacho or Puff the Magic Dragon. Okay. These are the Cubans, baby. This is the Cohibas, the Montecristos. This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle with a secondary cyclotrimethlyenetrinitamine RDX burst. It's capable of busting the bunker under the bunker you just busted. If it were any smarter, it would write a book. A book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon. It would read it to you. This is my Eiffel Tower. This is my Rachmaninoff's Third. My Pieta. It's completely elegant. It's bafflingly beautiful. And it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it the Ex-Wife. That's the best I got. Are we gonna do this? Give me something here. You're like a sphinx. I can't read you.\nJames Rhodes: I think I'll take it.\nJustin Hammer: Which one?\nJames Rhodes: All of it.\nJustin Hammer: All of it.\nHoward Stark: Everything is achievable through technology. Better living, robust heath, and for the first time in human history, the possibility of world peace. I'm Howard Stark, and everything you'll need for the future can be found right here. City of the Future? City of Tomorrow? City of... I'm Howard Stark and everything you'll need in the future can be found right here. So, from all of us at Stark Industries, I would like to personally... Tony, what are you doing back there? What is that? Put that back. Put it back where you got it from. Where's your mother? Maria? Go on. Go, go, go, go.\nMan: All right, I think we got...\nHoward Stark: I'll... I'll... I'll come in and...\nMan: Are you waiting on me?\nHoward Stark: So, from all of us at Stark Industries, I'd like to personally show you my ass. I'd like to... I can't... This is... I can't... We have this, don't we? This is a ridiculous way... Everything is achievable through technology. Tony. You're too young to understand this right now, so I thought I would put it on film for you. I built this for you. And someday you'll realise that it represents a whole lot more than just people's inventions. It represents my life's work. This is the key to the future. I'm limited by the technology of my time, but one day you'll figure this out. And when you do, you will change the world. What is and always will be my greatest creation is you.\nTony Stark: How much?\nStrawberry Man: $6. Six.\nTony Stark: I don't have any dough. Here.\nStrawberry Man: No, sir, that's too much.\nTony Stark: No, it's fine. Take that. It's fine\nStrawberry Man: No, señor.\nTony Stark: Take it. Take it. I don't like people handing me things. If you just drop that there, that'd be great.\nStrawberry Man: Are you Iron Man?\nTony Stark: Sometimes.\nStrawberry Man: We believe in you!\nPepper Potts: It was an illegal seizure of trademark property.\nPa: Miss Potts?\nTony Stark: Relax.\nPa: Mr Stark...\nTony Stark: Is here.\nPa: He refuses...\nTony Stark: I don't. It's fine. I'll just be a second.\nPepper Potts: Listen, it's our position that Stark has and continues to maintain propriety ownership of the Mark II platform.\nNews Reporter: When Mr Stark announced he was indeed Iron Man, he was making a promise to America.\nPepper Potts: No, the suit belongs to us.\nNews Reporter: We trusted that he would look out for us.\nPepper Potts: Yeah, but you're not...\nNews Reporter: He obviously did not.\nPepper Potts: Burt...\nNews Reporter: And now we learn that his secretary...\nPepper Potts: Yes, it does.\nNews Reporter: ...a woman named Virginia \"Pepper\" Potts, has been appointed as CEO of Stark Industries. What are her qualifications?\nPepper Potts: No.\nNews Reporter: Miss Potts has done nothing to manage this terrible...\nTony Stark: Mute.\nPepper Potts: No... Burt... Burt... Burt, listen to me. Don't tell me that we have the best patent lawyers in the country and then not let me pursue this.\nTony Stark: I'll get this stuff out of here.\nPepper Potts: Well, then, tell the President to sign an order. We'll talk about it at the Expo. Hammer's giving some presentation tomorrow evening. Will Tony Stark be there?\nTony Stark: Will I?\nPepper Potts: No, he will not. Bye.\nTony Stark: I would like to be. Got a minute?\nPepper Potts: No.\nTony Stark: Come on, you just got off the phone. You're fine. 30 seconds.\nPepper Potts: Twenty-nine Twenty-eight.\nTony Stark: I was just driving over here, and I thought I was coming to basically apologise, but I'm not.\nPepper Potts: You didn't come here to apologise?\nTony Stark: Look, that goes without saying, and I'm working on that. But I haven't been entirely upfront with you, and I just want to try to make good. Can I move this? This is crazy. It's like a Ferris wheel, going. I'm trying to get some...\nPepper Potts: No.\nTony Stark: Do you know how short life is? And if I never got to express... And by the way, this is somewhat revelatory to me. And I don't care... I mean, I care. It would be nice. I'm not expecting you to... Look, here's what I'm trying to say. I'm just gonna say it.\nPepper Potts: Let me stop you right here, okay? Because if you say \"I\" one more time, I'm gonna actually hurl something at your head, I think. I am trying to run a company. Do you have any idea what that entails?\nTony Stark: Yes.\nPepper Potts: People are relying on you to be Iron Man and you've disappeared, and all I'm doing is putting out your fires and taking the heat of it. I am trying to do the job that you were meant to do. Did you bring me strawberries? Did you know that there's only one thing on Earth that I'm allergic to?\nTony Stark: Allergic to strawberries. This is progress Pepper. I knew there was a correlation between you and this.\nPepper Potts: I need you...\nTony Stark: I need you too.\nPepper Potts: ...to leave now\nTony Stark: That's what I'm trying to...\nNatasha Romanoff: Ms Potts?\nPepper Potts: Hi, come on in.\nNatasha Romanoff: Wheels up in 25 minutes.\nPepper Potts: Thank you.\nHappy Hogan: Anything else, boss?\nTony Stark: I'm good, Hap.\nPepper Potts: No, I'll be just another minute.\nTony Stark: I lost both the kids in the divorce. Are you blending in well here, Natalie? Here are Stark Enterprises? Your name is Natalie, isn't it? I thought you two didn't get along?\nPepper Potts: No. That's not so.\nTony Stark: It's just me you don't care for. No? Nothing?\nPepper Potts: Actually, while you're here maybe you and Natalie could discuss the matter of the personal belongings.\nNatasha Romanoff: Absolutely. I'm surprised you can keep your mouth shut.\nTony Stark: Boy, you're good. You are mind-blowingly duplicitous. How do you do it? You just tear things... You're a triple imposter. I've never seen anything like you. Is there anything real about you? Do you even speak Latin? Which means? Wait. What? What did you just say?\nNatasha Romanoff: It means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected.\nTony Stark: You're good. Jarvis, could you kindly Vac-U-Form a digital wire frame? I need a manipulatable projection.\nJarvis: 1974 Stark Expo model scan complete, sir.\nTony Stark: How many buildings are there?\nJarvis: Am I to include the Belgium waffle stands?\nTony Stark: That was rhetorical. Just show me. What does that look like to you Jarvis? Not unlike an atom. In which case the nucleus would be here. Highlight the unisphere. Lose the footpaths. Get rid of them.\nJarvis: What is it you're trying to achieve, sir?\nTony Stark: I'm discovering... Correction. I'm rediscovering a new element, I believe. Lose the landscaping, the shrubbery, the trees. Parking lots, exits, entrances. Structure the protons and the neutrons using the pavilions as a framework. Dad. Dead for almost 20 years, and still taking me to school.\nJarvis: The proposed element should serve as a viable replacement for palladium.\nTony Stark: Thank Dad.\nJarvis: Unfortunately, it is impossible to synthesise.\nTony Stark: Get ready for a major remodel, fellas. We're back in hardware mode.\nPhil Coulson: I heard you broke the perimeter.\nTony Stark: Yeah. That was, like, three years ago. Where have you been?\nPhil Coulson: I was doing some stuff.\nTony Stark: Yeah, well, me too and it worked. Hey, I'm playing for the home team Coulson, you and all your Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. Now, are you gonna let me work or break my balls?\nPhil Coulson: What's this doing here?\nTony Stark: That's it. Bring that to me.\nPhil Coulson: You know what this is?\nTony Stark: It's exactly what I need to make this work. Lift the coil. Go, go. Put your knees into it. There you go. And... Drop it. Drop it. Perfectly level. I'm busy. What do you want?\nPhil Coulson: Nothing. Goodbye. I've been reassigned. Director Fury wants me in New Mexico.\nTony Stark: Fantastic. Land of Enchantment.\nPhil Coulson: So I'm told.\nTony Stark: Secret stuff?\nPhil Coulson: Something like that. Good luck.\nTony Stark: Bye. Thanks.\nPhil Coulson: We need you.\nTony Stark: Yeah, more than you know.\nPhil Coulson: Not that much.\nJarvis: Initialising prismatic accelerator. Approaching maximum power.\nTony Stark: That was easy.\nJarvis: Congratulations sir. You have created a new element. Sir, the reactor has accepted the modified core. I will begin running diagnostics.\nJustin Hammer: Hey Ivan. I got Senator Stern here. Thought we'd swing over and look at some of the drone designs.\nIvan Vanko: The drone is not going to be ready.\nJustin Hammer: Not ready? What do you mean?\nIvan Vanko: I can make presentation, not demonstration.\nJustin Hammer: What the hell is the difference?\nIvan Vanko: Presentation. No fly. No shoot.\nJustin Hammer: Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. What can you make them do? I mean, this is a weapons demonstration.\nIvan Vanko: I can make salute.\nJustin Hammer: You can make salute? What do you mean \"make salute\"? What the hell does that mean Ivan? This is not what we agreed to, okay? You promised me suits and then you promised me drones.\nIvan Vanko: Hey, man, everything will be okay.\nJustin Hammer: This is not what I wanted. Hey, there he is. It's the bird man. Now you like the bird. Is that right? Is that your bird? I'm confused. You said it wasn't, but now it looks like you're the best of pals. You love that bird, don't you? You know what? Take the bird.\nIvan Vanko: Hey!\nJustin Hammer: Take his pillows too. Both of them. And his shoes. Take his shoes. I took your stuff. How does that make you feel? Do you feel bad? Good. 'Cause that's how I feel! We had a contract. I saved your life and you give me suits. That was our deal. And you did not deliver. I don't know if you're a genius or a fraud. I don't know what you are. Something really, really great fell into my lap. And if it hadn't, I'd be at your mercy tonight. Now I have a piece of Stark tech that I pimped out myself. And now your overpriced paperweights and gonna look like a backdrop to my demonstration. Do you dig what I'm getting at here?\nIvan Vanko: unintelligible\nJustin Hammer: I don't know if you know this, but I don't speak Russian! I'm gonna leave now. I'm gonna go to the Expo. Maybe I'll even get laid. You see these guys? They're your babysitters. They are not to be trifled with. When I get back, we're gonna renegotiate the terms of our agreement. And you're gonna make good on our arrangement because if you don't, you're gonna be exactly what you were when I found you, a dead man. You got that? Maybe you can watch me on TV.\nTony Stark: Dummy, You, can we clean up this mess? You're killing me. You know I don't...\nJarvis: Incoming call with a blocked number sir.\nTony Stark: My phone privilege is reinstated. Lovely. Coulson. How's the Land of Enchantment?\nIvan Vanko: Hey, Tony, how you doing? I double cycle.\nTony Stark: You what?\nIvan Vanko: You told me double cycle's more power. Good advice.\nTony Stark: You sound pretty sprightly for a dead guy.\nIvan Vanko: You too.\nTony Stark: Trace him.\nJarvis: Sir.\nIvan Vanko: Now, the true history of Stark name will be written.\nTony Stark: Jarvis, where is he?\nJarvis: Accessing the Oracle grid. Eastern Seaboard.\nIvan Vanko: What your father did to my family over 40 years, I will do to you in 40 minutes.\nTony Stark: Sounds good. Let's get together and hash it out.\nJarvis: Tri-State area. Manhattan and outlying boroughs.\nIvan Vanko: I hope you're ready.\nJarvis: Call trace incomplete. Sir\nTony Stark: You want to run some tests, run them. And assemble the suit while you're at it. Put it together now.\nJarvis: We are unclear as to the effects.\nTony Stark: I don't want to hear it Jarvis. That tastes like coconut. And metal. Oh wow, yeah!\nHappy Hogan: I'll keep the car down here, all right?\nPepper Potts: Thank you Happy.\nAnnouncer: ...Justin Hammer. His presentation will begin shortly in the main pavilion.\nJustin Hammer: Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Thanks for coming. Ladies and gentlemen, for far too long, this country has had to place its brave men and women in harm's way, but then the Iron Man arrived, and we thought the days of losing lives were behind us. Sadly, that technology was kept out of reach. That's not fair. That's not right. And it's just too bad.\nPepper Potts: Oh, Lord.\nJustin Hammer: Regardless, it was an impressive innovation, one that grabbed the headlines the world over. Well, today, my friends, the press is faced with quite a difficult problem. They are about to run out of ink. Get that out of here. Ladies and gentlemen, today I present to you the new face of the United States military. The Hammer drone. Army! Navy! Air Force! Marines! Yeah! Yeah! Woo! That's a hell of a lot better than some cheerleaders, let me tell you. But as revolutionary as this technology is, there will always be a need for man to be present in the theatre of war Ladies and gentlemen, today I am proud to present to you the very first prototype in the Variable Threat Response Battle Suit and its pilot, Air Force Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes.\nPepper Potts: What?\nJustin Hammer: For America and its allies, Hammer Industries is reporting for...\nTony Stark: We got trouble.\nJames Rhodes: Tony, there are civilians present. I'm here on orders. Let's not do this right now.\nTony Stark: Give them a wave.\nJustin Hammer: Hey, all right. Yeah.\nTony Stark: All these people are in danger. We gotta get them out of here. You gotta trust me for the next five minutes.\nJames Rhodes: Yeah, I tried that. I got tossed around your house, remember?\nTony Stark: Listen, I think he's working with Vanko.\nJames Rhodes: Vanko's alive?\nJustin Hammer: Yeah.\nTony Stark: What is he?\nJustin Hammer: What?\nTony Stark: Where's Vanko?\nJustin Hammer: Who?\nTony Stark: Tell me.\nJustin Hammer: What are you doing here man?\nJames Rhodes: Whoa, whoa, whoa.\nTony Stark: Is that you?\nJames Rhodes: No, I'm not doing that. That's not me. I can't move. I'm locked up. I'm locked up! Get out of here. Go! This whole system's been compromised.\nTony Stark: Let's take it outside.\nJames Rhodes: No, no!\nTony Stark: Jarvis, break in. I need to own him.\nJarvis: Yes sir.\nJames Rhodes: Tony, Tony, I'm locked on. I have target lock.\nTony Stark: On what?\nJames Rhodes: On you. Tony, on your six!\nJustin Hammer: What's going on? What's happening?\nTechnician: The software's been overridden.\nJustin Hammer: What? What do you mean it's been overridden? What does that mean?\nTechnician: I think he slaved the drones.\nJustin Hammer: That's impossible. Call the guards.\nJack: All the phones are down sir.\nJustin Hammer: Well, then call their... Call their cells.\nJack: Their cell phones are not working either sir.\nTechnician: He's locked us out of the mainframe.\nPepper Potts: Who's locked you out of the mainframe?\nJustin Hammer: Please, please, go away. Go away. I've got this handled.\nPepper Potts: Have you now?\nJustin Hammer: Yes, I do. In fact, if your guy hadn't showed up, this wouldn't be happening. So, please, now go away. Thank you Listen, we got to get these bitches out of here. What?\nNatasha Romanoff: You tell me who's behind this. Who's behind this?\nJustin Hammer: Ivan. Ivan Vanko.\nNatasha Romanoff: Where is he?\nJustin Hammer: At my facility.\nPepper Potts: I need NYPD, please.\nJustin Hammer: No, no, no!\nPepper Potts: Command Central.\nJustin Hammer: No, no, honey. Don't call the authorities.\nPepper Potts: Okay. Right away. Right away. Step aside. Step aside. Tell me everything you know. Go.\nTony Stark: How are we doing Jarvis?\nJarvis: Remote reboot unsuccessful.\nSecurity Guard: This way.\nHappy Hogan: Nobody's answering the phone. What's going on?\nNatasha Romanoff: Get in the car. Take me to Hammer Industries.\nHappy Hogan: I'm not taking you anywhere.\nNatasha Romanoff: Fine. You want me to drive?\nHappy Hogan: No, I'm driving. Get in the car.\nTony Stark: Nice work kid.\nJames Rhodes: You got multiples coming in on you.\nTony Stark: Let's get this away from the Expo.\nNatasha Romanoff: Wen we arrive, I need you to watch the perimeter. I'm gonna enter the facility and take down the target. Watch the road.\nHappy Hogan: I got it. I got it.\nJames Rhodes: Listen, listen. A pack just peeled off. They're headed back to the Expo.\nTony Stark: Got it.\nJames Rhodes: In closing in on you. Ordnance coming in hot Tony. Watch it.\nNatasha Romanoff: Stay in the car.\nHappy Hogan: I'm not staying in the car.\nNatasha Romanoff: I said, stay in the car.\nHappy Hogan: What are you wearing? Look, I'm not letting you go in there alone.\nNatasha Romanoff: You want to help? Keep the car running.\nHappy Hogan: Okay.\nHammer Security Guard: Hey, hey, hey. You can't come in here.\nSecond Guard: Hold on. Hey!\nTechnician: Each set of drone is communicating in its own unique language.\nPepper Potts: Well, choose one and focus on that.\nJustin Hammer: Have you tried Russian? Why don't you try Russian?\nAnnouncement: Attention. We have intrusion on Grid W.\nSecurity Guard: We got it. We're on our way.\nHappy Hogan: I got him!\nTony Stark: Rhodey, you still locked on?\nJames Rhodes: Yeah.\nTony Stark: Drop your socks and grab your Crocs. We're about to get wet on this ride.\nJames Rhodes: Wait, wait, wait!\nNatasha Romanoff: He's gone.\nTony Stark: I'm sorry buddy. Had to thin out the herd. What's your 20?\nHappy Hogan: What are you doing?\nNatasha Romanoff: I'm rebooting Rhodey's suit.\nJames Rhodes: Tony.\nNatasha Romanoff: Reboot complete You got your best friend back.\nTony Stark: Thank you very much, Agent Romanoff.\nNatasha Romanoff: Well done on the new chest piece. I am reading significant higher output and your vitals all look promising.\nTony Stark: Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying. Thank you.\nPepper Potts: What do you mean you're not dying? Did you just say you're dying?\nTony Stark: Is that you? No, I'm not. Not anymore.\nPepper Potts: What's going on?\nTony Stark: I was going to tell you. I didn't want to alarm you.\nPepper Potts: You were gonna tell me? You really were dying?\nTony Stark: You didn't let me.\nPepper Potts: Why didn't you tell me that?\nTony Stark: I was gonna make you an omelette and tell you.\nNatasha Romanoff: Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming Tony. Looks like the fight's coming to you.\nTony Stark: Great. Pepper?\nPepper Potts: Are you okay now?\nTony Stark: I am fine. Don't be mad. I will formally apologise...\nPepper Potts: I am mad!\nTony Stark: ...when I'm not fending off a Hammeroid attack.\nPepper Potts: Fine.\nTony Stark: We could have been in Venice.\nPepper Potts: Oh please.\nTony Stark: Rhodes? Snap out of it buddy. I need you. They're coming. Come on, let's roll. Get up.\nJames Rhodes: Oh, man. You can have your suit back.\nTony Stark: You okay?\nJames Rhodes: Yeah, thanks. Tony, look, I'm sorry, okay?\nTony Stark: Don't be.\nJames Rhodes: No. I should have trusted you more.\nTony Stark: I'm the one who put you in this position. Forget it.\nJames Rhodes: No. It's your fault. I just wanted to say I'm sorry.\nTony Stark: Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear. Partner. They're coming in hot, any second. What's the play?\nJames Rhodes: Well, we want to take the high ground, okay? So let's put the biggest gun up on that ridge.\nTony Stark: Got you. Where do you want to be?\nJames Rhodes: Where are you going?\nTony Stark: What're you talking about?\nJames Rhodes: I meant me.\nTony Stark: You have a big gun. You are not the big gun.\nJames Rhodes: Tony, don't be jealous.\nTony Stark: No. It's subtle all the bells and whistles.\nJames Rhodes: Yeah. It's called being a badass.\nTony Stark: Fine. All right. You go up to. I'll draw them in.\nJames Rhodes: Don't stay down here. This is the worst place to be.\nTony Stark: Okay, you got a spot. Where's mine?\nJames Rhodes: It's the kill box, Tony. Okay This is where you go to die.\nTony Stark: See that?\nJames Rhodes: Yeah, yeah. Nice.\nTony Stark: Rhodey? Get down.\nJames Rhodes: Wow. I think you should lead with that next time.\nTony Stark: Yeah. Sorry boss. I can only use it one. It's a one-off.\nJustin Hammer: I told you that five minutes ago.\nPepper Potts: That's your guy here.\nJustin Hammer: Excuse me?\nPolice Officer: You're being placed under arrest.\nJustin Hammer: Are you kidding me?\nPolice Officer: Hands behind your back sir.\nJustin Hammer: I'm trying to help here. I get it. I see what you're doing. You're trying to pin this on me, huh? That's good. That's good. You're starting to think like a CEO, taking out the competition. I like that. You think you're making a problem for me? I'm gonna make a problem for you. I'm gonna be seeing you again real soon.\nPepper Potts: When they get here, I think you should station them at the south, east and both west exits.\nPolice Officer: We shut down the 7 train in and out of Willets Point already.\nPepper Potts: Well, have city buses there to ferry people to operating lines.\nPolice Officer: Yeah. Are you coming with us?\nPepper Potts: No, I'm gonna stay until to park is clear.\nPolice Officer: Okay.\nNatasha Romanoff: Head up. You got one more drone incoming. This one looks different. The repulsor signature is significantly higher.\nIvan Vanko: Good to be back.\nJames Rhodes: This ain't gonna be good. I got something special for this guy. I'm gonna bust his bunker with the Ex-Wife.\nTony Stark: With the what? Hammer tech?\nJames Rhodes: Yeah.\nTony Stark: I got this. Rhodes. I got an idea. You want to be a hero?\nJames Rhodes: What?\nTony Stark: I could really use a sidekick. Put your hand up.\nJames Rhodes: This is your idea?\nTony Stark: Yep.\nJames Rhodes: I'm ready. I'm ready. Go, go, go!\nTony Stark: Take it!\nIvan Vanko: You lose.\nJames Rhodes: All these drones are rigged to blow. We gotta get out of here man.\nTony Stark: Pepper?\nPepper Potts: Oh my God. I can't take this anymore.\nTony Stark: You can't?\nPepper Potts: I can't take this.\nTony Stark: Look at me.\nPepper Potts: My body, literally, cannot handle the stress. I never know if you're gonna kill yourself or wreak the whole company.\nTony Stark: I think I did okay.\nPepper Potts: I quit. I'm resigning. That's it.\nTony Stark: What did you just say? You're done? That's surprising. No, it's not surprising. I get it. You don't have to make excuses.\nPepper Potts: I'm... I'm... I'm not making any excuses.\nTony Stark: You actually were just making excuses. But you don't have to.\nPepper Potts: No, I wasn't making an excuse. I'm actually very justified.\nTony Stark: Listen. Hey, hey. You deserve better.\nPepper Potts: Well...\nTony Stark: You've taken such good care of me. I've been in a tough spot, but you got me through it, so... Right?\nPepper Potts: Thank you.\nTony Stark: Yeah.\nPepper Potts: Thank you for understanding.\nTony Stark: Yeah, yeah. Let's talk clean-up.\nPepper Potts: I'll handle the transition. It'll be smooth.\nTony Stark: Okay. What about the press? Because you only had the job for a week. That's gonna seem...\nPepper Potts: Well, with you it's like dog years.\nTony Stark: I know.\nPepper Potts: I mean, it's like the Presidency.\nTony Stark: Weird.\nPepper Potts: No, it's not weird.\nTony Stark: It's okay, right?\nPepper Potts: Yeah.\nTony Stark: Run that by me again.\nJames Rhodes: I think it was weird. You guys look like two seals fighting over a grape.\nPepper Potts: I had just quit, actually.\nTony Stark: Yeah, so we're not...\nJames Rhodes: You don't have to do that. I heard the whole thing.\nTony Stark: You should get lost.\nJames Rhodes: I was here first. Get a roof.\nTony Stark: I thought you were out of one-liners.\nJames Rhodes: That's the last one.\nTony Stark: You kicked ass back there, by the way.\nJames Rhodes: Thank you. You too. Listen, my car got taken out in the explosion, so I'm gonna have to hang on to your suit for a minute, okay?\nTony Stark: Not okay. Not okay with that.\nJames Rhodes: It wasn't a question.\nTony Stark: How are you gonna resign if I don't accept?\nNick Fury: I don't think I want you looking at that. I'm not sure it pertains to you anymore. Now this on the other hand, is Agent Romanoff's assessment of you. Read it.\nTony Stark: \"Personality overview. Mr Stark displays compulsive behaviour.\" In my own defence, that was last week. \"Prone to self-destructive tendencies.\" I was dying. I mean, please. Aren't we all? \"Textbook narcissism\"? Agreed. Okay, here it is. \"Recruitment assessment for Avenger Initiative. Iron Man? Yes.\" I gotta think about it.\nNick Fury: Read on.\nTony Stark: \"Tony Stark not... Not recommended\"? That doesn't make any sense. How can you approve me but not approve me? I got a new ticker. I'm trying to do right by Pepper. I'm in a stable-ish relationship.\nNick Fury: Which leads us to believe at this juncture we'd only like to use you as a consultant.\nTony Stark: You can't afford me. Then again, I will waive my customary retainer in exchange for a small favour. Rhodey and I are being honoured in Washington and we need a presenter.\nNick Fury: I'll see what I can do.\nSenator Stern: It is my honour to be here today to present these distinguished awards to Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes and Mr Tony Stark, who is, of course, a national treasure. Thank you Lieutenant Colonel, for such and exceptionally distinguished performance. You deserve this.\nJames Rhodes: Thank you sir.\nSenator Stern: Mr Stark. Thank you for such as exceptionally distinguished performance. You deserve this. Oh, sorry. Funny how annoying a little prick can be, isn't it? Let's get a photo.\nPhil Coulson: Sir, we've found it."}
{"text": "Jane Foster: Hurry! Oh- watch your head.\nErik Selvig: Thanks. So what's this \"anomaly\" of yours supposed to look like?\nJane Foster: It's a little different each time. Once it looked like, I don't know, melted stars, pooling in a corner of the sky. But last week it was a rolling rainbow ribbon-\nErik Selvig: Racing Àúround Orion?\" I've always said you should have been a poet.\nJane Foster: Hey, Darcy. Pass up the bubbly and my gloves, will you? Not until you see it!\nErik Selvig: I recognize those. Think how proud he'd be to see you now.\nJane Foster: Thank you.\nErik Selvig: For what?\nJane Foster: The benefit of the doubt. It's never taken this long before.\nDarcy Lewis: Can I turn on the radio?\nJane Foster: Sure, if you like rocking out to KFRM, \"All agriculture, all the time.\" The anomalies are always precipitated by geomagnetic storms. The last seventeen occurrences have been predictable to the minute... I just don't understand.\nDarcy Lewis: Jane?\nJane Foster: There's got to be some new variable... Or an equipment malfunction...\nDarcy Lewis: I don't think there's anything wrong with your equipment... Jane?\nJane Foster: What?!\nDarcy Lewis: I think you want to see this.\nJane Foster: Holy. Shatner.\nErik Selvig: That's your \"subtle\" aurora?!\nJane Foster: No- yes! Let's go! Isn't this great?! You're seeing it too, right? I'm not crazy?\nErik Selvig: That's debateable. Put your seat belt on!\nJane Foster: You've gotta get us closer so I can take a magnetic reading.\nDarcy Lewis: Yeah, right! Good one! Oh God, you're serious...\nJane Foster: You want those college credits or not?\nDarcy Lewis: Keep the credits. I'll intern at Burger King.\nJane Foster: What are you doing?!\nDarcy Lewis: Saving our lives! I think that was legally your fault.\nJane Foster: Get the first aid kit. Come on, big guy. Do me a favor and don't be dead, okay? Open your eyes and look at me.\nDarcy Lewis: Wow. Does he need CPR? Because I know CPR.\nJane Foster: HIS EYES-\nDarcy Lewis: -are beautiful.\nJane Foster: -are dilating. That's a good sign.\nErik Selvig: We still have to get him to a hospital.\nJane Foster: After we get a reading on the storm?\nErik Selvig: Immediately, Jane.\nJane Foster: Where did he come from?\nHeimdall: Questions, they've always asked questions - this race called man, on this planet they call earth. Passionately longing to know how they are connected to the heavens. In ages past, they looked to us as gods, for indeed so many times we saved them from calamity. We tried to show them how their world was but one of the Nine Realms of the Cosmos, linked to all others by the branches of Yggdrasil... ...the Worlds Tree. Nine Realms in a universe of wonder, beauty, and terror that they barely comprehended. But for all their thirst for knowledge, they let our lessons fall into myth and dreams. Where did he come from? He came from us, the proudest race of warriors the Worlds have ever seen. He came from this - the greatest Realm the universe has ever known. He came... from Asgard!\nOdin: Do you think he's ready?\nFrigga: He thinks he is. He has his father's confidence.\nOdin: He'll need his father's wisdom.\nFrigga: And his humility? Thor won't be alone. Loki will be at his side to give him counsel. Have faith in your sons.\nOdin: Yes, but Thor's still a boy. He could be a great King... ...if we only had more time.\nFrigga: For once, our son needs something we cannot provide.\nOdin: I can fight it a little longer...\nFrigga: No. You've put it off too long! I worry for you.\nOdin: I've destroyed demons and monsters, devastated whole worlds, laid waste to mighty kingdoms, and still you worry for me?\nFrigga: Always.\nOdin: Not today. Now come kiss your king... while I'm still king.\nThor: Another!\nLoki: Nervous, brother?\nThor: Have you ever known me to be nervous?\nLoki: There was the time in Nornheim...\nThor: That wasn't nerves, brother. It was the rage of battle. How else could I have fought my way through a hundred warriors and pulled us out alive?\nLoki: As I recall, I was the one who veiled us in smoke to ease our escape.\nThor: Some do battle, others just do tricks. Loki... Now that was just a waste of good wine.\nLoki: Just a bit of fun. Right, my friend? Nice feathers.\nThor: You don't really want to start this again, do you, Cow?\nLoki: I was being sincere!\nThor: You're incapable of sincerity.\nLoki: Am I? I've looked forward to this day as long as you have. You're my brother and my friend. Sometimes I'm envious, but never doubt that I love you.\nThor: Thank you.\nLoki: Give us a kiss.\nThor: Stop. How do I look?\nLoki: Like a king. It's time.\nThor: You go ahead. I'll be along. Go on.\nFandral: Thank you, love. Now who'd like to polish my sword for me?\nSif: I'll miss you.\nVolstagg: I hope this goes quickly. I'm famished.\nFandral: Noooo!\nVolstagg: Are you attached to that pretty face of yours? Because one more word, and you won't be.\nFandral: My, we are hungry, aren't we? Go on, Hogun. Smile. You can do it. Even you, Hogun the Grim. Just one smile. All right, half a smile. Look, forget the smile, just show some teeth.\nSif: Fandral, is it true the famous Warriors Three are ready to meet any challenge?\nFandral: Name it, Lady Sif.\nSif: Keep your mouth shut.\nFrigga: It's all right to be nervous.\nThor: Why does everyone keep saying that? I'm not nervous!\nFrigga: You may be able to fool the rest of ASGARD -\nThor: ...but never you. I know.\nFrigga: Thor, just remember that you have something even the great Allfather never had.\nThor: And what is that?\nFrigga: Me for a mother. Now don't keep your father waiting.\nVolstagg: Where is he?\nLoki: He said he'd be along.\nVolstagg: What?\nSif: He wants to make an entrance.\nFandral: Well, if he doesn't show up soon, he shouldn't bother.\nLoki: I wouldn't worry. Father will forgive him. He always does.\nSif: Oh, please.\nOdin: Gungnir. Its aim is true, its power strong. With it I have defended Asgard and the lives of the innocent across the Nine Realms since the time of the Great Beginning. And though the day has come for a new King to wield his own weapon - that duty remains the same. Thor Odinson, my heir, my first-born. So long entrusted with this mighty hammer, Mjolnir. Forged in the heart of a dying star, from the sacred metal of Uru. Only one may lift it. Only one is worthy. Who wields this hammer commands the lightning and the storm. Its power has no equal - as a weapon, to destroy, or as a tool, to build. It is a fit companion for a King. Today I entrust you with the greatest honor in all the Nine Realms. The sacred throne of Asgard. I have sacrificed much to achieve peace. So, too, must a new generation sacrifice to maintain that peace. Responsibility, duty, honor. These are not merely virtues to which we must aspire. They are essential to every soldier and to every King. Thor Odinson, do you swear to guard the Nine Realms?\nThor: I swear.\nOdin: Do you swear to preserve the peace?\nThor: I swear.\nOdin: Do you swear to cast aside all selfish ambition and pledge yourself only to the good of all the Realms?\nThor: I swear.\nOdin: Then on this day, I, Odin Allfather, proclaim you- Frost giants...\nSif: The Destroyer.\nVolstagg: I thought it was but a legend.\nFandral: I've never been inside the Vault before. It's said the Tesseract was once held here.\nVolstagg: The Tesseract? I thought that was but a legend too!\nSif: Shush!\nThor: The Jotuns must pay for what they've done!\nOdin: They have paid with their lives. The Destroyer did its job, and the Casket is safe. All is well.\nThor: All is well?! They broke into the Weapons Vault! If the Frost Giants had stolen even one of these RELICS-\nOdin: But they didn't.\nThor: I want to know why they-\nOdin: The Casket of Ancient Winters belonged to the Jotuns. They believe it's their birthright.\nThor: And if you hadn't taken it from them they would have laid waste to all the Nine Realms!\nOdin: I have a truce with Laufey, the Jotun King.\nThor: He just broke your truce! We must act!\nOdin: Leave us. And what action would you take?\nThor: March into Jotunheim as you once did, teach them a lesson, break their spirits so they'll never dare try to cross our borders again!\nOdin: You're thinking only as a warrior!\nThor: This was an act of war!\nOdin: It was the act of but a few, doomed to fail.\nThor: They got this far!\nOdin: We will find the breach in our defenses. It will be found, and it will be sealed.\nThor: As King of Asgard, I would-\nOdin: You are not King. Not yet.\nSif: Redecorating, are we?\nVolstagg: What's this - ?!\nHogun: I told you they'd cancel it.\nFandral: We thought that was just you being your normal cheery self.\nVolstagg: All this food - so innocent, cast to the ground. It breaks the heart!\nThor: It's unwise to be in my company right now, brother.\nLoki: Who said I was wise?\nThor: This was to be my day of triumph.\nLoki: It will come. In time. If it's any consolation, I think you're right. About the Frost Giants, about Laufey, everything. If a few of them could penetrate the defenses of Asgard once, who's to say they won't try again. Next time with an army?\nThor: Yes, exactly!\nLoki: But there's nothing we can do without defying Father. No... stop there! I know that look!\nThor: It's the only way to ensure the safety of our borders.\nLoki: It's madness!\nVolstagg: Madness? What sort of madness?\nLoki: Nothing! Thor was making a jest!\nThor: The safety of our Realm is no jest. We're going to Jotunheim.\nFandral: What?!\nSif: Thor, of all the laws of Asgard, this is one you must not break.\nFandral: This isn't like a journey to Earth, where you summon a little lightning and thunder and the mortals worship you as a god. This is Jotunheim.\nVolstagg: And if the Frost Giants don't kill you, your Father will!\nThor: My father fought his way into Jotunheim, defeated their armies, and took their Casket! We'd just be looking for answers.\nSif: It is forbidden!\nThor: My friends, have you forgotten all that we've done together? Who brought you into the sweet embrace of the most exotic maidens in all of Yggdrasil?\nFandral: You did.\nThor: Who led you into the most glorious of battles... ...and to delicacies so succulent, you thought you'd died and gone to Valhalla?\nVolstagg / Hogun: You did.\nThor: And who proved wrong all who scoffed at the idea that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors this Realm has ever known?\nSif: I did.\nThor: True. But I supported you... My friends, trust me now. We must do this. Come on. You're not going to let my brother and me take all the glory, are you?\nLoki: What?\nThor: You are coming with me...\nLoki: Yes, of course! I won't let my brother march into Jotunheim alone. I will be at his side.\nVolstagg: And I.\nFandral: And I.\nHogun: And I. The Warriors Three fight together.\nSif: I fear we'll live to regret this.\nVolstagg: If we're lucky.\nThor: We must first find a way to get past Heimdall.\nVolstagg: That will be no easy task. It's said the Gatekeeper can see a single dew drop fall from a blade of grass a thousand worlds away.\nFandral: And he can hear a cricket passing gas in Niffelheim.\nVolstagg: Jest not! He heareth all!\nFandral: Please. Getting past him should be simple enough now, since he seems to be letting Frost Giants sneak by under his nose.\nVolstagg: Forgive him! He meaneth no offense!\nLoki: Keep your weapons sheathed and your mouths closed. This is going to take subtlety and sincerity, not brute strength. Leave it to me. GOOD HEIMDALL-\nHeimdall: You're not dressed warmly enough.\nLoki: I'm sorry?\nHeimdall: The freezing cold of Jotunheim. It will kill you all in time, even Thor. You think you can deceive me? I, who watch all? I, who can sense the flapping of a butterfly's wings a thousand worlds away? Or can hear a cricket passing gas in Niffelheim?\nFandral: That was just a bit of a jest, really...\nLoki: You must be mistaken. We're not-\nThor: Enough. Heimdall, may we pass?\nHeimdall: For ages have I guarded Asgard and kept it safe from those who would do it harm. In all that time, never has an enemy slipped by my watch - until this day. I wish to know how that happened.\nThor: Then tell no one where we've gone until we've returned.\nVolstagg: What happened? Your silver tongue turn to lead?\nLoki: Get me off this bridge before it cracks under your girth.\nHeimdall: Be warned. I will honor my sworn oath to protect this Realm as its Gatekeeper. If your return threatens the safety of Asgard, Bifrost will remain closed to you. You'll be left to die in the cold wastes of Jotunheim.\nThor: I have no plans to die today.\nHeimdall: None do. All is ready. You may pass.\nVolstagg: Couldn't you just leave the bridge open for us?\nHeimdall: To keep this bridge open would unleash the full power of the Bifrost and destroy Jotunheim with you upon it.\nVolstagg: Ah. Never mind, then.\nThor: Come on. Don't be bashful. Come on, big fella. Up...!\nVolstagg: This belt! This belt is now my lucky belt! I will never remove it! Even when bathing!\nFandral: You bathe?\nHogun: We shouldn't be here.\nThor: Too late now.\nFandral: Actually, it's not. We could turn right around, hop back to Asgard, share a mug by the fire. Could be nice.\nLoki: Perhaps we should wait.\nThor: For what?\nLoki: To survey the enemy. To gauge their strengths and weaknesses from a distance.\nVolstagg: I'm liking that. Gauging, surveying. Particularly the distance part.\nThor: We know all we must. It's time to act.\nSif: He's just got to swing his hammer...\nThor: It feels good, doesn't it? To be together again, adventuring on another world?\nFandral: Adventuring? Is that what we're doing?\nThor: What would you call it?\nFandral: Freezing.\nVolstagg: Starving.\nSif: Whining.\nThor: How about a song to lift our spirits?\nHogun: No, not that!\nSif: Please don't make us sing again!\nFandral: If I have to listen to Volstagg's singing voice one more time, I'll fall on my own sword!\nSif: Well, now I'm on board. Where are they?\nThor: Hiding. As cowards always do.\nJotun Sentry: What is your business here, Asgardian?\nThor: I speak only to your King. Not to his foot soldiers.\nJotun Voice: Then speak.\nLaufey: I am Laufey, King of this Realm.\nThor: And I am-\nLaufey: We know who you are, Odinson. Why have you brought the stench of your blood into my world?\nThor: I demand answers.\nLaufey: You \"demand?\"\nThor: How did your people get into Asgard?\nLaufey: The house of Odin is full of traitors.\nThor: Do not dishonor my father's name with your lies.\nLaufey: Your father is a murderer and a thief. He stole what was ours, and left our world in ruins. We have the right to reclaim the Casket.\nThor: Not when you'd use it to make war against other Realms.\nLaufey: And why have you come here? To make peace? You long for battle. You crave it. I see you for what you are, Thor Odinson. Nothing but a boy, trying to prove himself a man.\nThor: This boy has grown tired of your mockery.\nLoki: Thor, stop and think. Look around you. We are outnumbered.\nThor: Know your place, brother...\nLaufey: You should listen to his counsel. You know not what your actions would unleash. But I do. Go now, while I still allow it.\nLoki: We will accept your most gracious offer.\nJotun: Run back home, little princess.\nLoki: Damn.\nVolstagg: Silly hammer! Has a mind of its own!\nFandral: I'm hoping that's just decorative.\nThor: Next!\nFandral: Well? What move, do you think?\nVolstagg: I say we use \"The Norn's Revenge.\"\nFandral: At this close range? I think \"The Alfheim Lunge\" is a better move.\nVolstagg: Maybe if they were three feet tall! No! How about \"The Randy Valkyrie\"?\nHogun: Shut up!\nSif: If you don't treat me like a lady, I won't act like a lady!\nLoki: Pathetic.\nThor: Come on! At least make it a challenge for me! Now that's more like it! Ugly and stupid.\nSif: I'm so glad I taught him how to do that!\nVolstagg: You may want to put some ice on that! You may be taller, but I'm wider! It's not too late for you to surrender. Don't let them grab hold of you! Thank you, my lady. But I nearly had him!\nSif: Of course you did.\nVolstagg: Hang on!\nHogun: Watch the legs!\nVolstagg: Right. Sorry.\nFandral: You really think your icicles are a match for Asgardian steel? Fair enough. Could we stop just a moment while I get another sword?\nVolstagg: That's unfortunate.\nFandral: I may need a bit of help. Not a good look, is it?\nVolstagg: Just try not to bleed.\nFandral: How's the face?\nVolstagg: Flawless.\nThor: Come on!\nLoki: That can't be good.\nVolstagg: Yes, it could! Might be an early spring!\nLoki: Thor, we must go!\nThor: Then go!\nSif: There are too many of them!\nThor: I can stop them!\nSif: Thor!\nVolstagg: Run! What's Thor done?\nLoki: Likely killed us all!\nThor: Loki, we have to see.\nVolstagg: Actually, could you bring the mists back, please?\nOdin: Laufey. End this.\nLaufey: Your boy sought this out.\nOdin: You're right. These are the actions of a boy. Treat them as such. You and I can stop this before there's further bloodshed.\nLaufey: We are beyond diplomacy now, Allfather. He'll get what he came for - war and death.\nOdin: So be it.\nThor: Now! We'll finish them together!\nOdin: Silence!\nThor: Why did you bring us back?\nOdin: Do you realize what you've done? What you've started?\nThor: I was protecting my home.\nOdin: You cannot protect your friends. How can you hope to protect a kingdom? Get him to the healing room!\nThor: There won't be a kingdom to protect if you're afraid to act! Whatever the cost, the world must know that the new King of Asgard will not be held in contempt.\nOdin: That's pride and vanity that talks! Not leadership! Have you forgotten everything I've taught you? What of a warrior's patience, cunning?\nThor: While you wait and be patient, the Nine Realms laugh at us! The old ways are done. You'd stand giving speeches while Asgard falls!\nOdin: You're a vain, greedy, cruel boy!\nThor: And you are an old man and a fool!\nOdin: A fool, yes! I was a fool to think you were ready.\nLoki: FATHER-\nOdin: Thor Odinson... You have disobeyed the express command of your King. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you have opened these peaceful Realms and innocent lives to the horrors of war. You are unworthy of this Realm... ...unworthy of your title... ...unworthy of the loved ones you've betrayed. I hereby take from you your powers. In the name of my father... ...and of his father before... I cast you out! Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.\nDarcy Lewis: I think that was legally your fault.\nJane Foster: Get the first aid kit. Come on, big guy. Do me a favor and don't be dead, okay? Open your eyes and look at me.\nDarcy Lewis: Wow. Does he need CPR? Because I know CPR.\nJane Foster: Where did he come from? Uh, thanks. Are you okay?\nThor: Hammer...\nDarcy Lewis: Yeah, we can tell you're hammered. That's pretty obvious.\nJane Foster: Erik... look at this. We've got to move fast before anything changes. We need soil samples, light readings, everything.\nErik Selvig: Jane, we need get him to a hospital.\nJane Foster: Not right now. It'll take too long. County's an hour away. We'll drop him off after we're done here. Look at him, he's fine.\nThor: Father! Heimdall! I know you can hear me! Open the bridge!\nJane Foster: Okay, you and Darcy take him to the hospital, I'll stay here.\nErik Selvig: You expect me to leave you alone in the middle of the desert?\nThor: You! What world is this?\nErik Selvig: It's all right, my friend. We're going to get you some help.\nThor: Where am I?! Answer me!\nJane Foster: Erik, just back away...\nErik Selvig: You're in the desert outside the town of Puente Antiguo.\nThor: What Realm?! Alfheim? Nornheim?\nDarcy Lewis: Uh... New Mexico?\nThor: You dare threaten Thor with so puny A-\nDarcy Lewis: What? He was freaking me out.\nErik Selvig: Next time you decide to taser someone, do me a favor and make sure they're already inside the truck. Jane, come on...\nAdmissions Nurse: Name?\nJane Foster: He said it was \"Thor.\"\nAdmissions Nurse: T-H-O-R. And your relationship to him?\nJane Foster: I've never met him before.\nDarcy Lewis: Until she hit him with the car.\nJane Foster: Grazed him, actually. Oh, and we tasered him, too.\nAdmissions Nurse: Must have been quite the spat.\nJane Foster: I told you, I don't know him. I just want to make sure he's okay.\nAdmissions Nurse: I'm going to need a name and contact number.\nJane Foster: Jane Foster.\nAdmissions Nurse: J...A...N...\nErik Selvig: Oh, for God's sake... Here. Let's go.\nNurse: Hi. Just taking a little blood.\nThor: How dare you attack the son of Odin!\nNurse: I need some help! We're trying to help you!\nThor: Then bring me a healing stone, you savages!\nOrderly: What the hell is this guy on?\nThor: You're no match for the Mighty-\nTownie: Huh. Huh.\nJane Foster: Darcy, when you're done, take the soil samples to Professor Meyers in geology. Remind him, he owes me.\nErik Selvig: We might want to perform a spectral analysis.\nJane Foster: \"We?\"\nErik Selvig: I flew all the way out here - might as well make myself useful.\nJane Foster: You know what would be really useful? Do you still have that friend at LIGO?\nErik Selvig: She was more than a friend.\nJane Foster: Could you call in a favor?\nErik Selvig: You don't think this was just a magnetic storm?\nJane Foster: If I'm right, their observatory must have picked up gravitational waves during last night's event.\nErik Selvig: Meaning?\nJane Foster: Meaning these anomalies might signify something bigger.\nErik Selvig: How \"big\" are we talking about?\nJane Foster: I think the lensing around the edges is characteristic of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge.\nDarcy Lewis: A what?\nErik Selvig: I thought you were a science major.\nDarcy Lewis: Political Science.\nJane Foster: She was the only applicant.\nErik Selvig: An Einstein-Rosen Bridge - a \"theoretical\" connection between two different points of space-time.\nJane Foster: A wormhole. Erik, look... What do you see here?\nErik Selvig: Stars.\nJane Foster: Yes. But not our stars. This is the star alignment for our quadrant, this time of year. So unless Ursa Minor decided to take the day off... those are someone else's constellations.\nDarcy Lewis: Hey, check it out.\nErik Selvig: Is that...?\nJane Foster: I think I left something at the hospital.\nFrigga: How could you have done this?\nOdin: Do you understand what he set in motion? He's taken us to the brink of war!\nFrigga: But banishment? You would lose him forever? He's your son!\nOdin: What would you have done?\nFrigga: I would not have exiled him to a world of mortals, stripped of his powers, to suffer alone. I would not have had the heart for such cruelty!\nOdin: That is why I'm King. I, too, grieve the loss of our son. But there are some things that even I cannot undo.\nFrigga: You can bring him back.\nOdin: No. His fate is in his own hands now.\nThor: It's not possible.\nAdmissions Nurse: I'm sorry, only relatives can visit patients.\nJane Foster: But... I'm his wife.\nAdmissions Nurse: I thought you said you didn't know him.\nJane Foster: I meant I barely know him anymore. The man he's become. He's changed. I mean, what woman really knows her husband, anyway?\nAdmissions Nurse: None of us, dear. He's in Room\nJane Foster: Typical. I just lost my most important piece of evidence.\nDarcy Lewis: So now what?\nJane Foster: We find him.\nErik Selvig: Did you see what he did in there? I don't know if finding him is the best idea.\nJane Foster: I want to know what that thing was, and he may have the answers. We don't have a choice.\nDarcy Lewis: Oo-kay.\nErik Selvig: So we're just going to spend the rest of the day looking for him?\nJane Foster: However long it takes. I'm so sorry. I swear I'm not doing that on purpose.\nThor: Blue sky... one sun... This is Earth, isn't it?\nDarcy Lewis: I think you may have hit him with the car one time too many.\nJane Foster: Let's get you some clothes.\nVolstagg: We should never have let him go.\nSif: There was no stopping him.\nFandral: At least he's only banished, not dead. Which is what we'd all be if that guard hadn't told Odin where we'd gone.\nVolstagg: How did the guard even know?\nLoki: I told him.\nFandral: What?\nLoki: I told him to go to Odin after we'd left. Though he should be flogged for taking so long.\nVolstagg: You told the guard?\nLoki: I saved our lives! And Thor's. I had no idea Father would banish him for what he did.\nSif: Loki, you're the only one who can help Thor now. You must go to the Allfather and convince him to change his mind!\nLoki: And if I do, then what? I love Thor more dearly than any of you, but you know what he is. He's arrogant. He's reckless. He's dangerous. You saw how he was today. Is that what Asgard needs from its King?\nSif: He may speak about the good of Asgard, but he's always been jealous of Thor.\nVolstagg: True, but we should be grateful to him. He did save our lives.\nHogun: Laufey said there were traitors in the House of Odin.\nFandral: Why is it every time you choose to speak, it has to be something dark and ominous?\nHogun: A master of magic could easily bring three Jotuns into Asgard.\nVolstagg: No! Surely not!\nFandral: Loki's always been one for mischief, but you're talking about something else entirely.\nSif: Who else could elude Heimdall's gaze with tricks of light and shadow?\nVolstagg: The ceremony was interrupted just before Thor was named King.\nSif: We should go to the Allfather.\nFandral: And tell him what? \"Oh, by the way, we think your son just betrayed the throne. And do us a favor. Bring back Thor. There's a good fellow!\"\nSif: It's our duty. If any of our suspicions are right, then all of Asgard is in danger.\nOdin: Stop!\nLoki: Am I cursed?\nOdin: No. Put the Casket down.\nLoki: What am I?\nOdin: You're my son.\nLoki: What more than that? The Casket wasn't the only thing you took from Jotunheim that day, was it?\nOdin: No. In the aftermath of the battle, I went into the Temple, and I found a baby. Small for a giant's offspring - abandoned, suffering, left to die. Laufey's son.\nLoki: Laufey's son... Why? You were knee-deep in Jotun blood. Why would you take me?\nOdin: You were an innocent child.\nLoki: You took me for a purpose, what was it? Tell me!\nOdin: I thought we could unite our kingdoms one day, bring about an alliance, bring about a permanent peace... through you. But those plans no longer matter.\nLoki: So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me.\nOdin: Why do you twist my words?\nLoki: You could have told me what I was from the beginning. Why didn't you?\nOdin: You are my son. My blood. I wanted only to protect you from the truth.\nLoki: Because I am the monster parents tell their children about at night?\nOdin: Don't...\nLoki: It all makes sense now. Why you favored Thor all these years.\nOdin: Listen...\nLoki: Because no matter how much you claim to \"love\" me, you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the Throne of Asgard!\nOdin: Listen to me! Loki!\nLoki: Guards!\nEager Townie: This'll do it. Okay, let 'er rip!\nPhil Coulson: Sir - we've found it.\nDarcy Lewis: You know, for a crazy homeless guy, he's pretty cut. Hey, sorry I tased you!\nJane Foster: Excuse me... excuse me! My ex. They're the only clothes I had that'll fit you. Sorry.\nThor: They will suffice.\nJane Foster: You're welcome. Now tell me... What were you doing, in that?\nThor: What does anyone do in the Bifrost?\nErik Selvig: The Bifrost...\nJane Foster: What exactly is the Bifrost?\nThor: This mortal form has grown weak.\nJane Foster: BUT- Somebody get the mortal a Pop-Tart.\nFrigga: I asked him to be honest with you from the beginning. There should be no secrets in a family.\nLoki: So why did he lie?\nFrigga: He kept the truth from you so that you would never feel different. You are in every way our son, Loki, and we your family. You must know that. You can speak to him. He can see and hear us, even now.\nLoki: How long will it last?\nFrigga: I don't know. This time is different. We were unprepared.\nLoki: I never get used to seeing him like this. The most powerful being in the Nine Realms lying helpless until his body is restored.\nFrigga: But he's put it off for so long now, I fear... You're a good son. We mustn't lose hope that your father will return to us. And your brother.\nLoki: What hope is there for Thor?\nFrigga: There's always a purpose to everything your father does. Thor may yet find a way home. Thor is banished. The line of succession falls to you. Until he awakens, Asgard is yours. Make your father proud.\nJane Foster: Now tell us exactly what happened to you last night. Maybe start with how you got inside that cloud.\nDarcy Lewis: And how you could eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry.\nThor: This drink. I like it.\nDarcy Lewis: Yeah, it's great, isn't it? Isabela makes the best coffee in town.\nThor: Another!\nJane Foster: Sorry, Izzy. Little accident. I'm going to pay for the cup.\nIsabela: Did you see that? The first time she brings a man in here, and he's a lunatic!\nJane Foster: What was that?\nThor: It was delicious. I want another.\nJane Foster: Then you should just say so!\nThor: I just did.\nJane Foster: I mean ask for it. Nicely.\nThor: I meant no disrespect.\nJane Foster: All right, then no more smashing, deal?\nThor: You have my word.\nJane Foster: Good.\nIsabela: Morning, Pete. Jake.\nTownie Pete: The usual, please, Izzy.\nDrunk Townie Jake: You missed all the excitement out at the crater.\nIsabela: What crater?\nTownie Pete: They're saying some kind of satellite crashed in the desert.\nDrunk Townie Jake: We were having a good time with it till the Feds showed up, chased us out.\nJane Foster: Excuse me, did you say there was a satellite crash?\nDrunk Townie Jake: Yep. They said it was radioactive. And I had my hands all over it. I'm probably sterile now.\nDarcy Lewis: Oh my God, this is going on Facebook. Smile!\nErik Selvig: What did the satellite look like?\nDrunk Townie Jake: I don't know nothing about satellites. But it was heavy. Real heavy. Nobody could lift it.\nThor: Where?!\nDrunk Townie Jake: About twelve miles east of here.\nTownie Pete: I wouldn't bother! Looked like the whole Army was coming in when we left!\nJane Foster: Where are you going?\nThor: Twelve miles east of here.\nJane Foster: Why?\nThor: To get what belongs to me.\nJane Foster: So now you own a satellite?\nThor: It's not what they say it is.\nJane Foster: Whatever it is, the government seems to think it's theirs. You intend to just walk in there and take it?\nThor: Yes. If you take me there now, I'll tell you everything you wish to know.\nJane Foster: Everything?\nThor: All the answers you seek will be yours, once I reclaim Mjolnir.\nDarcy Lewis: \"Myeu-muh?\" What's \"Myeu-muh?\"\nErik Selvig: Jane. Please don't do this.\nJane Foster: You know what we saw last night. This can't be a coincidence. I want to know what's in that crater.\nErik Selvig: I'm not talking about the crater. I'm talking about him.\nJane Foster: He's promised us answers.\nErik Selvig: He's delusional! Listen to what he's saying! \"Thor.\" \"Bifrost.\" Mjolnir. These are the stories I grew up with as a child!\nJane Foster: I'd just be driving him out there, that's all.\nErik Selvig: It's dangerous. He's dangerous.\nJane Foster: I'm sorry. I can't take you.\nThor: I understand. Then this is where we say goodbye.\nJane Foster: That's... thank you.\nThor: Jane Foster... Erik Selvig... Darcy. Farewell.\nErik Selvig: Now... let's get back to the lab. We have work to do.\nSif: Allfather, we must speak with you URGENTLY-\nVolstagg: What is this?\nLoki: My friends... you haven't heard? I am now Ruler of Asgard.\nFandral: Where is Odin?\nLoki: Father's fallen into the Odinsleep. My mother fears he may never awaken again.\nSif: We would speak with her.\nLoki: She has refused to leave my father's bedside. You can bring your \"urgent\" matter to me, your King.\nSif: We would ask you to end Thor's banishment.\nLoki: My first command can not be to undo the Allfather's last. We're on the brink of war with Jotunheim. Our people must have a sense of continuity in order to feel safe in these difficult times. All of us must stand together, for the good of Asgard.\nFandral: Of course.\nJane Foster: Hey! That's my stuff! What the hell is going on here?!\nPhil Coulson: Ms. Foster, I'm Agent Coulson, with SHIELD.\nJane Foster: I don't care who you work for, you can't do this!\nErik Selvig: Jane. This is more serious than you realize. Let it go.\nJane Foster: Let it go?! This is my life!\nPhil Coulson: We're here investigating a security threat. We need to appropriate your equipment and all your atmospheric data.\nJane Foster: By \"appropriate\" you mean \"steal\"?\nPhil Coulson: This should more than compensate you for your trouble.\nJane Foster: I can't just pick up replacements from RadioShack! I made most of that equipment myself!\nPhil Coulson: Then I'm sure you can do it again.\nJane Foster: And I'm sure I can sue you for violating my constitutional rights!\nPhil Coulson: We're the good guys, Ms. Foster.\nJane Foster: So are we! We're on the verge of UNDERSTANDING SOMETHING extraordinary. Everything I know about this phenomenon is in this lab and in this book, and no one has the right to take it from me.\nPhil Coulson: Thank you for your cooperation.\nJane Foster: Years of research, gone.\nDarcy Lewis: They even took my iPod.\nErik Selvig: And your back-ups?\nJane Foster: Look around! They took our back- ups. They took the back-ups of our back-ups.\nDarcy Lewis: I just downloaded, like, thirty songs on there.\nJane Foster: Will you please stop talking about your iPod?! Who are these people?\nErik Selvig: No one knows much about them. But I knew a scientist - a pioneer in gamma radiation. SHIELD showed up, and he was never heard from again.\nJane Foster: I'm not going to let them do this. I'm getting everything back.\nErik Selvig: Please, let me contact one of my colleagues. Dr. Pym has had some dealings with these people. I'll e- mail him and see if he can help.\nDarcy Lewis: They took your laptop, too.\nErik Selvig: I'll just be a minute.\nThor: I need a horse.\nPet Store Clerk: Sorry, we don't sell horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.\nThor: Then give me one of those, large enough to ride.\nJane Foster: You still want a lift?\nLibrarian: \"And though they're large, giants \ncan be quiet. You have to listen \ncarefully for the sound of their \nfootsteps - because they may be \ncloser than you think.\" Joshua, come sit down. It's story time.\nJane Foster: I've never done anything like this before! Have you ever done anything like this before?\nThor: Many times. You're brave to do it.\nJane Foster: They just stole my entire life's work. I really don't have anything left to lose.\nThor: But you're clever. Far more clever than anyone else in this Realm.\nJane Foster: \"This Realm?\" Why do you talk like that?\nThor: You think me strange?\nJane Foster: Yeah. Just a little.\nThor: Good strange or bad strange?\nJane Foster: I'm not quite sure yet. Sorry. Who are you? Really?\nThor: You'll see soon enough.\nJane Foster: You promised me answers.\nThor: What you seek - it's a bridge.\nJane Foster: A bridge? Like an Einstein-Rosen Bridge?\nThor: More like a rainbow bridge.\nJane Foster: God, I hope you're not crazy. That isn't a satellite crash. They would have hauled the wreckage away, not built a city around it.\nThor: You're going to need this.\nJane Foster: Why?-\nThor: Stay here. Once I have Mjolnir, I will return what they stole from you. Deal?\nJane Foster: No! Look what's down there! You can't just walk in, grab our stuff, and walk out!\nThor: No. I'm going to fly out.\nJane Foster: Wait...\nTechie: Feed from the keyhole. Can barely penetrate the cloud cover. Tech's barely working as it is, with all the interference that thing's giving off. Hey, we've got a commercial aircraft coming in right over us, Southwest Airlines Flight 5434.\nJapser Sitwell: Reroute it, like all the others.\nTechie: Right. Can I get the passengers some free drinks for the trouble? It'd be a nice gesture. Hold a sec... we got something outside the fence, west side...\nJapser Sitwell: DeLancey, Jackson - check it out.\nAgent Jackson: Looks like we're good here. Must have been another coyote.\nAgent Delancey: Jackson?\nJapser Sitwell: DeLancey, Jackson - report.\nShield Agent: Agents down! We've got a perimeter breach!\nJapser Sitwell: Get Coulson.\nErik Selvig: You've reached Dr. Erik Selvig. Please leave me a message.\nJane Foster: Erik, okay, first of all, don't worry. I'm perfectly fine, really. But if you don't hear from me again, you might want to come out to the crater site and look for me. I kind of did what you said I shouldn't do. Thanks. Bye.\nPhil Coulson: I want eyes up high. With a gun. Now! Barton. Talk to me.\nClint Barton: One shot, one kill, sir. Just give the word. Hello, handsome.\nThor: You're big. Fought bigger.\nJane Foster: No...\nPhil Coulson: Barton... ...hold your fire. Ground units, move in. Show's over.\nJane Foster: I can't just leave him there.\nErik Selvig: Why not?\nJane Foster: You didn't see what happened.\nDarcy Lewis: Hey! Myeu-muh!\nJane Foster: Where did you find this?\nErik Selvig: In the children's section. I wanted to show you how ridiculous his story was.\nJane Foster: Aren't you the one who's always told me to chase down all leads, all possibilities?\nErik Selvig: I was talking about science, not magic!\nJane Foster: Magic's just science we don't understand yet. Arthur C. Clarke.\nErik Selvig: Who wrote science fiction.\nJane Foster: The precursor of science fact.\nErik Selvig: In some cases.\nJane Foster: If that's really an Einstein-Rosen Bridge out there, then there's something on the other side. Advanced beings could have come through it before.\nErik Selvig: Jane...\nDarcy Lewis: A primitive culture like the Vikings might have worshipped them as deities.\nJane Foster: Yes! Exactly! Thank you!\nErik Selvig: Jane, if you do this, you'll find yourself in a situation that I won't be able to get you out of this time.\nDarcy Lewis: I'll help you.\nPhil Coulson: It's not easy to do what you did. You made us all look like a bunch of mall cops. That's hurtful. The men you so easily subdued are highly-trained professionals, and in my experience, it takes someone who's received similar training to do what you did to them. Would you like to tell me where you received your training? Pakistan? Chechnya? Afghanistan? Then again, you strike me more as the soldier of fortune type. What was it, South Africa? Certain groups pay well for a good mercenary. Especially HYDRA. Who are you?\nThor: Just a man.\nPhil Coulson: One way or another, we find out what we want to know. We're good at that.\nLoki: I thought he'd never leave.\nThor: Loki? What are you doing here?\nLoki: I had to see you.\nThor: What's happened? Tell me! Is it Jotunheim? Let me explain to FATHER-\nLoki: Father is dead.\nThor: What?\nLoki: Your banishment, the threat of a new war, it was too much for him to bear. You mustn't blame yourself. I know that you loved him. I tried to tell him so, but he wouldn't listen. It was cruel to put the hammer within your reach, knowing you could never lift it. The burden of the throne has fallen to me now.\nThor: Can I come home?\nLoki: The truce with Jotunheim is conditional upon your exile.\nThor: But couldn't we find a way to-\nLoki: Mother has forbidden your return. This is goodbye, brother. I'm so sorry.\nThor: No, I'm sorry. Loki... thank you for coming here.\nLoki: Nothing could have stopped me. Fare well, brother.\nThor: Good-bye.\nPhil Coulson: Good-bye? I just got back. Now. Where did we leave off?\nJapser Sitwell: Sir... he's got a visitor.\nPhil Coulson: \"Donald Blake?\"\nErik Selvig: Doctor Donald Blake. He's part of our team.\nPhil Coulson: You have dangerous coworkers, Dr. Selvig.\nErik Selvig: Troubled, not dangerous. He was distraught when he found out that you'd taken all of our research. It was years of his life, gone! He got depressed, started drinking, and... well, you know the rest.\nPhil Coulson: Uh-huh. You mind if we take a moment to verify his identity?\nErik Selvig: Certainly. You can understand how a man could go off like that. I mean, a big, faceless organization like yours, coming in with their jack-booted thugs and stealing private property... ...is how he described it.\nPhil Coulson: That doesn't explain how he managed to tear through our security.\nErik Selvig: Steroids. He's a bit of a fitness nut.\nPhil Coulson: It says here he's an M.D.\nErik Selvig: He is. That is, he was. He switched careers and became a physicist. He's quite brilliant, really. If you would just release him to me, I promise to keep an eye on him.\nPhil Coulson: Release Dr. Blake to Dr. Selvig here. Make sure he stays in town for the next few days in case we need to talk to him again.\nErik Selvig: Thank you. Donny, Donny, Donny! There you are! It's going to be all right, my friend. Come on, I'm taking you home.\nPhil Coulson: Just keep him away from the bars.\nErik Selvig: I will!\nThor: Where are we going?\nErik Selvig: To get a drink.\nPhil Coulson: Follow them.\nLaufey: Tell me why I shouldn't kill you.\nLoki: I've come alone and unarmed.\nLaufey: To what end?\nLoki: To make you another proposition.\nLaufey: So you're the one who let us into Asgard.\nLoki: You're welcome.\nLaufey: My men are dead, and I have no Casket. You are a deceiver.\nLoki: You have no idea what I am. Hello, Father.\nLaufey: Ah, the bastard son. I thought Odin had killed you. That's what I would have done. He's as weak as you are.\nLoki: No longer weak. I now rule Asgard, until Odin awakens. Perhaps you should not have so carelessly abandoned me.\nLaufey: Or perhaps it was the wisest choice I've ever made. I will hear you.\nLoki: I will conceal you and a handful of your soldiers, lead you into his chambers, and let you slay him where he lies. I'll keep the throne, and you will have the Casket.\nLaufey: Why would you do this?\nLoki: When all is done, we will have a permanent peace between our two worlds. Then I, the bastard son, will have accomplished what Odin and Thor never could.\nLaufey: This is a great day for Jotunheim. Asgard is finally ours.\nLoki: No. Asgard is mine. The rest of the Nine Realms will be yours, if you do as you're told.\nLaufey: I accept.\nLoki: What troubles you, Gatekeeper?\nHeimdall: I turned my gaze upon you in Jotunheim, but could neither see nor hear you. You were shrouded from me, like the Frost Giants who entered this Realm.\nLoki: Perhaps your senses have weakened after your many years of service.\nHeimdall: Or perhaps someone has found a way to hide that which he does not wish me to see.\nLoki: You have great power, Heimdall. Tell me, did Odin ever fear you?\nHeimdall: No.\nLoki: And why is that?\nHeimdall: Because he is my King, and I am sworn to obey him.\nLoki: Exactly. Just as you're sworn to obey me now. Yes?\nHeimdall: Yes.\nLoki: Good. Then you will open the Bifrost to no one until I have undone what my brother has started.\nErik Selvig: Seems Darcy's a terrible intern, but a talented hacker.\nThor: Thank you for what you've done.\nErik Selvig: Don't thank me. I only did it for Jane.\nThor: Are you in love with her?\nErik Selvig: Of course not! Jane's like a daughter to me. Her father and I taught at University together. A good man, but he never listened.\nThor: Neither did I.\nErik Selvig: I don't know if you're really delusional, and I really don't care at this point. I just care about her. I've seen the way she looks at you.\nThor: I swear to you, I mean her no harm.\nErik Selvig: Good. If that's the case, then I'll buy you one more drink, and you'll leave town tonight.\nThor: I had it all backwards. I had it all wrong.\nErik Selvig: It's not a bad thing, finding out that you don't have all the answers. That's when you start asking the right questions.\nThor: For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.\nErik Selvig: Anyone who's ever going to find their way in this world has to start by admitting they don't know where the hell they are.\nDrunk Townie: Hey, I know you, man... You were in the diner with that hot girl. I wouldn't mind her doing a little research on me.\nThor: I have no quarrel with you. But she's a lady. You should be more respectful.\nDrunk Townie: And you should shut the hell up, princess.\nThor: I will not fight him.\nDrunk Townie: Then it'll be easy to kick your ass.\nErik Selvig: Gentlemen, please. Let's keep our heads. Another drink?\nThor/Selvig: \"The mood is good, our hearts are \nfull, there's magic in the air. / \nIt's all because we're here \ntonight, and haven't got a care. / \nSo raise a glass, and toast to \nlife, wherever it may lead / Tra-la- \nla, tra-la-la, a friend is fine \nindeed. / Tra-la-la, tra-la-la, a \nfriend is fine indeed!\"\nJane Foster: Erik! Is he all right?\nThor: He's fine. Not injured at all. Sorry, my friend.\nJane Foster: What happened?\nThor: We drank. We fought. He made his ancestors proud.\nJane Foster: Put him on the bed.\nErik Selvig: I still don't believe you're the God of Thunder. But you ought to be.\nThor: These are your chambers?\nJane Foster: Well, it's more of a temporary living space, really. I don't usually have visitors in here. Actually, never... Can we go outside? I come up here sometimes when I can't sleep. Or when I'm trying to reconcile particle data. Or when Darcy's driving me crazy. I come up here a lot, now that I think about it. I'm glad you're safe.\nThor: You've been very kind. I've been far less grateful than you deserve.\nJane Foster: I also hit you with my car a couple times, so it kind of evens out. I don't believe it...\nThor: It was all I could get back. Not as much as I promised. I'm sorry.\nJane Foster: No, this is good. Thank you. This means I don't have to start from scratch...\nThor: What's wrong?\nJane Foster: SHIELD, whatever they are. They're never going to let this research see the light of day.\nThor: You must do this. You must finish what you've started.\nJane Foster: Why?\nThor: Because you're right. It's taken so many generations for your people to get to this point. You're nearly there. You just need someone to show you how close you really are. Look - your ancestors called it magic. You call it science. I come from a place where they're one and the same thing.\nJane Foster: What is it?\nThor: This is how my father explained it to me... Your world is one of the Nine Realms of the Cosmos, linked to each other by the branches of Yggdrasil, the Worlds Tree. Now, you see it every day, without realizing. Images glimpsed through - what did you call it?... this Hubble Telescope. So, Nine Realms...\nFandral: Our dearest friend banished, Loki on the throne, Asgard on the brink of war, yet you manage to consume four wild boar, six pheasant, a side of beef, and two casks of ale. Shame on you! Don't you care?!\nVolstagg: Do not mistake my appetite for apathy.\nSif: Stop it, both of you! We all know what we have to do, we're just too damned afraid to do it!\nHogun: We must go. We must find Thor.\nFandral: It's treason, Hogun.\nVolstagg: To hell with treason, it's suicide. Now, shh! Heimdall may be watching! It's said he can hear-\nFandral: Yes, yes, we know!\nSif: Thor would do the same for us.\nEinherjar Guard: Heimdall demands your presence.\nVolstagg: We're doomed.\nErik Selvig: I need some coffee.\nDarcy Lewis: Thanks.\nThor: You're very welcome.\nAgent Garrett: They want an update.\nAgent Cale: Tell them he's eating eggs.\nAgent Garrett: Scrambled or fried?\nAgent Cale: Target is eating eggs, sir. We'll keep you posted.\nThor: May I have this?\nDarcy Lewis: Sure.\nThor: Thank you. Excuse me a moment. To replace the one I broke. Please forgive my behavior.\nIsabela: Okay. Thank you.\nThor: If I may, I'd like to come back for more of your \"coffee.\"\nIsabela: Any time. She could do worse.\nVolstagg: Good Heimdall, less us explain-\nHeimdall: You would defy the commands of Loki our King, break every oath you have taken as warriors, and commit treason to bring Thor back?\nSif: Yes, but-\nHeimdall: Good.\nVolstagg: So you'll help us?\nHeimdall: I am bound by honor to our King. I cannot open the Bifrost to you.\nFandral: Complicated fellow, isn't he?\nVolstagg: Now what do we do?\nSif: Look!\nPhil Coulson: What the hell was that?\nTechie: I don't know, sir. We got massive energy readings out of nowhere, then they just disappeared. Fifteen miles due northwest.\nPhil Coulson: Let's go take a look.\nVolstagg: He must have landed nearby. It's time to put our tracking skills to work. Spread out. Check the sand for indentations of his boot prints.\nFandral: The winds would have blown them away by now. We should look for signs of a campfire.\nSif: Or we could just start there.\nFandral: It's worth a look, I suppose.\nVolstagg: There you go, lad! Is it just me, or does Earth look a little different to you?\nSif: It has been a thousand years...\nVolstagg: Things change so fast here. You leave for a millennium, and it's like the whole neighborhood's gone. Perhaps we should split up.\nAgent Garrett: Is there a Renaissance Faire in town?\nAgent Cale: Call it in.\nVolstagg: Never cared for spies. Exquisite.\nEinherjar Guard: My liege, the Warriors Three and the Lady Sif have gone missing.\nHeimdall: Tell me, Loki, how did you get the Jotuns into Asgard?\nLoki: You think the Bifrost is the only way in and out of the Realm? There are secret paths between worlds to which even you with all your gifts are blind. But I have need of them no longer, now that I am King. And I say, for your act of treason, you are relieved of your duties as Gatekeeper. And you are no longer a citizen of Asgard.\nHeimdall: Then I need no longer obey you.\nLoki: Ensure my brother does not return.\nVolstagg: Found you!\nThor: My friends!\nErik Selvig: I don't believe it...\nDarcy Lewis: Who are they?\nVolstagg: Lady Sif and the Warriors Three. Surely you've heard tales of Hogun the Grim, Fandral the Dashing, and I, Volstagg the Svelte? Well, perhaps I've put on a little more muscle since I was here last.\nJane Foster: That would have been a thousand years ago? Northern Europe?\nVolstagg: Exactly! Those lovely herring people. They worshipped us!\nThor: My friends, I've never been happier to see anyone. But you should not have come.\nFandral: We're here to take you home.\nThor: You know I can't. My father is dead because of me. I must remain in exile.\nSif: Thor... your father still lives.\nPhil Coulson: Get somebody from Linguistics out here.\nDarcy Lewis: Was somebody else coming?\nShield Agent: Is that one of Stark's?\nPhil Coulson: I don't think so. But the guy doesn't tell me anything. Hello! You're using unregistered weapons technology. Please identify yourself. Incoming!\nThor: Leave this town now. Get yourself and your friends to safety.\nJane Foster: What about you?\nThor: I must stay and fight. I'm still a warrior, and I will fight by your side.\nVolstagg: You're but a mortal now. You'll get yourself killed!\nFandral: Or one of us, trying to protect you.\nSif: The best thing you can do is get the mortals to safety and leave the battle to us.\nThor: You're right. Help me clear the streets. I'll let none of these people die this day.\nLoki: Father. Welcome to Asgard.\nSif: Keep him distracted.\nFandral: What do you think? \"The Svartalfheim Twist?\" \"Kiss of the Hag?\" \"Face Full of Boot?\"\nVolstagg: \"The Flying Mountain.\"\nFandral: Not \"The Flying Mountain!\" It threw out my back for a year last time!\nVolstagg: Trust me, it'll work.\nThor: My friends fight bravely, but they won't be able to hold it back much longer.\nFandral: Come on!\nVolstagg: For Asgaaaaard!!!\nJane Foster: Erik!\nErik Selvig: Go! Leave me!\nThor: Come on... give me one!\nJane Foster: What are you doing? What is that?\nErik Selvig: I'm really starting to like him.\nThor: Go, while you can!\nSif: But the others...\nThor: You can't help them now. Your job is to survive.\nSif: No! I will die a warrior's death. Stories will be told of this day-\nThor: Live and tell those stories yourself. Get him out of here!\nFandral: No. We can still fight!\nThor: But not win. Move Volstagg, or he'll die! Don't worry, my friends. I have a plan. Brother... for whatever I have done to wrong you, whatever I have done to lead you to do this, I am sorry. But these people have done nothing to you. They are innocents. Take my life, and know I will never return to Asgard.\nErik Selvig: Jane, no!\nJane Foster: Oh. My. God.\nPhil Coulson: Donald... I don't think you've been completely honest with me.\nDarcy Lewis: So, how can you speak our language?\nVolstagg: Your language? Ha! Silly girl, you're speaking ours.\nThor: Heimdall! Open the Bifrost! He would open it if he could. I fear the worst.\nVolstagg: Then we're trapped here forever.\nFandral: Then I suppose we'd best start settling into our new lives. Are all earth maidens as fair as you?\nDarcy Lewis: No.\nThor: Heimdall!\nVolstagg: Primitive. Good enough for hunting small game, I suppose.\nFandral: Sorry, my love. These things happen.\nThor: Know this, son of Coul. You and I, we fight for the same cause - the protection of this world. From this day forward, count me as your ally. If you return the items you have stolen from Jane Foster.\nPhil Coulson: Not stolen. Borrowed. You'll get your equipment back. You're going to need it to continue your research... which, after today's events, SHIELD would like to fully sponsor. If that's all right with you.\nThor: Whatever fate lies before me, you are part of it. Get him to the healing room! Leave my brother to me.\nLaufey: It's said you can still see and hear what transpires around you, even in this state. I hope it's true, so that you may know your death came by the hand of Laufey.\nLoki: And your death came by the son of Odin. I swear to you, mother, they will pay for what they've done today. I will end the Jotun threat, now and forever! And I will make you proud.\nFrigga: Thor!\nLoki: Found its way back to you, did it?\nThor: No thanks to you.\nFrigga: What?\nThor: Why don't you tell her? How you sent the Destroyer to kill our friends? To kill me?\nLoki: It must have been enforcing Father's last command.\nThor: You're a talented liar, brother. Always have been.\nLoki: It's good to have you back. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to destroy Jotunheim.\nThor: Jotunheim...\nLoki: All these years, and no one's ever dared to use it as a weapon. You can't stop it. The Bifrost will build until it rips Jotunheim apart.\nThor: Why have you done this?\nLoki: To do what Father never could. To destroy their kind forever. When he awakens, he'll see the wisdom of what I've done.\nThor: He won't! You can't kill an entire race!\nLoki: What is this newfound love for the Frost Giants? You, who would have killed them all with your bare hands.\nThor: I've changed.\nLoki: So have I. Fight me.\nThor: Is the throne really worth what you've done? What you would become?\nLoki: I never wanted the throne. I only wanted to be your equal. Now fight me!\nThor: I will not fight you, brother.\nLoki: I am not your brother. I never was.\nThor: Loki, this is madness...\nLoki: Is it? What happened to you on earth that turned you so soft? Don't tell me it was a woman. It was.\nErik Selvig: Jane?\nJane Foster: Something's wrong.\nLoki: If you care so much for the Jotuns, then die with them. Thor! Help me! Please... I was always more clever than you.\nThor: Yet still not clever enough.\nLoki: Look at you, the Mighty Thor. With all your strength, what good does it do you now? Stop! What are you doing?! If you destroy the Bridge, you'll never see her again!\nThor: Forgive me. No!\nOdin: It is over.\nJane Foster: It's gone.\nVolstagg: ...and then, with a mighty bellow, I flew at the great metal beast and laid it low...\nFandral: Is that another way of saying you fell on your huge a-\nVolstagg: As a matter of fact, falling down was a tactic. Lulling the Destroyer into a false sense of security!\nFandral: Well, I was the one who had to drag your enormous carcass off the battlefield. That makes me the real hero. Doesn't it, Hogun?\nHogun: Big stomach. Big mouth.\nFandral: Well, how about that? A smile! I'd say that calls for another drink!\nSif: My Queen. I am so sorry for your loss.\nFrigga: Thank you, Sif. How is he?\nSif: He mourns for his brother. And he misses her. The mortal.\nFrigga: He will need his friends now more than ever.\nSif: I will always be at his side.\nOdin: You'll be a wise King.\nThor: There will never be a wiser king than you. Or a better father. I have much to learn. I know that now. But some day, perhaps, I will make you proud.\nOdin: You've already made me proud.\nThor: Can you see her?\nHeimdall: Yes.\nThor: How is she?\nDarcy Lewis: Here you go.\nJane Foster: Thanks.\nDarcy Lewis: He would have come back if he could.\nJane Foster: I know. But if he can't get here on his own... ...maybe we can help him find his way back."}
{"text": "Search Team Leader: Are you the guys from Washington?\nShield Tech: You get many other visitors out here?\nShield Lieutenant: How long have you been on site?\nSearch Team Leader: Since this morning. A Russian oil team called it in about 18 hours ago.\nShield Lieutenant: How come nobody spotted it before?\nSearch Team Leader: It's really not that surprising. This landscape's changing all the time. You got any ideas what this thing is exactly?\nShield Lieutenant: I don't know. It's probably a weather balloon.\nSearch Team Leader: I don't think so. You know we don't have the equipment for a job like this.\nShield Tech: How long before we can start craning it out?\nSearch Team Leader: I don't think you quite understand. You guys are gonna need one hell of a crane!\nShield Lieutenant: Base, we're in. What is this? Careful.\nShield Tech: Lieutenant! What is it?\nShield Lieutenant: My God! Base, give me a line to the Colonel.\nVoice From Earpiece: It's 3 a.m., sir.\nShield Lieutenant: I don't care what time it is. This one's waited long enough.\nJan: They have come for it!\nTower Keeper: They have before.\nJan: Not like this.\nTower Keeper: Let them come. They will never find it.\nHydra Lieutenant: Open it! Quickly, before he...\nRed Skull: It has taken me a long time to find this place. You should be commended. Help him up. I think that you are man of great vision. And in this way we are much alike.\nTower Keeper: I am nothing like you.\nRed Skull: No, of course. But what others see as superstition, you and I know to be a science.\nTower Keeper: What you seek is just a legend.\nRed Skull: Then why make such an effort to conceal it? The Tesseract was the jewel of Odin's treasure room. It's not something one buries. But I think it is close, yes?\nTower Keeper: I cannot help you.\nRed Skull: No. But maybe you can help your village. You must have some friends out there. Some... some little grandchildren perhaps. I have no need for them to die. Yggdrasil. Tree of the world. Guardian of wisdom and fate, also. And the Führer digs for trinkets in the desert. You have never seen this, have you?\nTower Keeper: It's not for the eyes of ordinary men.\nRed Skull: Exactly. Gove the order to open fire.\nHydra Lieutenant: Jawohl!\nTower Keeper: Fool! You cannot control the power you hold. You will burn!\nRed Skull: I already have.\n4F Doctor: O'Connel, Michael. Kaminsky, Henry.\nSteve Rogers: Boy, a lot of guys getting killed over there.\n4F Doctor: Rogers, Steven.\nEnlistment Guy: It kind of makes you think twice about enlisting, huh?\nSteve Rogers: Nope.\n4F Doctor: Rogers. What did your father die of?\nSteve Rogers: Mustard gas. He was in the hundred and seventh infantry. I was hoping I could be assigned...\n4F Doctor: Your mother?\nSteve Rogers: She was a nurse in a TB ward. Got hit, couldn't shake it.\n4F Doctor: Sorry, son.\nSteve Rogers: Look, just give me a chance.\n4F Doctor: You'd be ineligible on your asthma alone.\nSteve Rogers: Is there anything you can do?\n4F Doctor: I'm doing it. I'm saving your life.\nCommercial Announcer: War continues to ravage Europe. But help is on the way. Every able-bodied young man is lining up to serve his country. Even little Timmy is doing his part collecting scrap metal. Nice work, Timmy!\nLoud Jerk: Who cares? Play the movie already!\nSteve Rogers: Hey, you wanna show some respect?\nCommercial Announcer: Meanwhile, overseas, our brave boys are showing the Axis powers that the price freedom is never too high.\nLoud Jerk: Let's got! Get on with it! Hey, just start the cartoon!\nSteve Rogers: Hey buddy, you wanna shut up?!\nCommercial Announcer: Together with Allied forces, we'll face any threat, no matter the size.\nLoud Jerk: You just don't know when to give up, do you?\nSteve Rogers: I can do this all day.\nBucky Barnes: Hey! Pick on someone your own size. Sometimes, I think you like getting punched.\nSteve Rogers: I had him on the ropes.\nBucky Barnes: How many times is this? Oh, you're from Paramus now? You know it's illegal to lie on the enlistment form. And seriously, Jersey?\nSteve Rogers: You get your orders?\nBucky Barnes: The one-o-seventh. Sergeant James Barnes. Shipping out for England first thing tomorrow.\nSteve Rogers: I should be going.\nBucky Barnes: Come on, man. My last night! Gotta get you cleaned up.\nSteve Rogers: Why? Where are we going?\nBucky Barnes: The future. I don't see what the problem is. You're about to be the last eligible man in New York. You know, there's three and a half million women here.\nSteve Rogers: Well, I'd settle for just one.\nBucky Barnes: Good thing I took care of that.\nConnie: Hey, Bucky!\nSteve Rogers: What did you tell her about me?\nBucky Barnes: Only the good stuff.\nExpo Announcer: Welcome to the Modern Marvels Paviliion and the World of Tomorrow. A greater world. A better world.\nConnie: Oh, my God! It's starting!\nMandy: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Howard Stark!\nRandom Woman: I love you, Howard!\nHoward Stark: Ladies and gentlemen, what if I told you that in just a few short years, your automobile won't even have to touch the ground at all. Yes. Thanks, Mandy. With Stark robotic reversion technology, you'll be able to do just that.\nBucky Barnes: Holy cow.\nHoward Stark: I did say a few years, didn't I?\nBucky Barnes: Hey, Steve, what do you say we treat these girls...\nWoman: Come on, soldier.\nBucky Barnes: Come on. You're kind of missing the point of a double date. We're taking the girls dancing.\nSteve Rogers: You go ahead. I'll catch up with you.\nBucky Barnes: You're really gonna do this again?\nSteve Rogers: Well, it's a fair. I'm gonna try my luck.\nBucky Barnes: As who? Steve from Ohio? They'll catch you. Or worse, they'll actually take you.\nSteve Rogers: Look, I know you don't think I can do this.\nBucky Barnes: This isn't a back alley, Steve. It's war!\nSteve Rogers: I know it's a war. You don't have to tell me.\nBucky Barnes: Why are you so keen to fight? There are so many important jobs.\nSteve Rogers: What am I gonna do? Collect scrap metal...\nBucky Barnes: Yes!\nSteve Rogers: ...in my little red wagon.\nBucky Barnes: Why not?\nSteve Rogers: I'm not gonna sit in a factory, Bucky.\nBucky Barnes: I don't...\nSteve Rogers: Bucky, come on! There are men laying down their lives. I got no right to do any less than them. That's what you don't understand. This isn't about me.\nBucky Barnes: Right. Cause you got nothing to prove.\nConnie: Hey, Sarge! Are we going dancing?\nBucky Barnes: Yes, we are. Don't do anything stupid until I get back.\nSteve Rogers: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you.\nBucky Barnes: You're a punk.\nSteve Rogers: Jerk. Be careful. Don't win the war till I get there!\nBucky Barnes: Come on girls. They're playing our song.\nYoung Doctor: Wait here.\nSteve Rogers: Is there a problem?\nYoung Doctor: Just wait here.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Thank you. So, you want to go overseas. Kill some Nazis.\nSteve Rogers: Excuse me?\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Dr. Abraham Erskine. I represent the Strategic Scientific Reserve.\nSteve Rogers: Steve Rogers. Where are you from?\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Queens. 73rd Street and Utopia Parkway. Before that, Germany. This troubles you?\nSteve Rogers: No.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Where are you from, Mr. Rogers? Mmm? Is it New Haven? Or Paramus? Five exams in five different cities.\nSteve Rogers: That might not be the right file.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: No, it's not the exams I'm interested in. It's the five tries. But you didn't answer my question. Do you want to kill Nazis?\nSteve Rogers: Is this a test?\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Yes.\nSteve Rogers: I don't wanna kill anyone. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Well, there are already so many big men fighting this war. Maybe what we need now is the little guy, huh? I can offer you a chance. Only a chance.\nSteve Rogers: I'll take it.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Good. So where is the little guy from, actually?\nSteve Rogers: Brooklyn.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Congratulations, soldier.\nRed Skull: Are you ready, Dr. Zola?\nDr. Arnim Zola: My machine requires the most delicate calibration. Forgive me if I seem overcautious.\nRed Skull: And are you certain that those conductors of yours can withstand the energy surge long enough for a transference?\nDr. Arnim Zola: With this artifact, I am certain of nothing. I fear it may not work at all. Twenty percent. Forty. Sixty. Stabilising at 70%.\nRed Skull: I have not come all this way for safety, Doctor.\nDr. Arnim Zola: What is that?\nRed Skull: I must congratulate you, Arnim. Your designs do not disappoint. Though they may require some slight reinforcement.\nDr. Arnim Zola: The exchange is stable. Amazing! The energy we have just collected could power my design, all my designs. This will change the war.\nRed Skull: Dr. Zola, this will change the world.\nOfficer: Ready, exercise!\nPeggy Carter: Recruits, attention! Gentlemen, I'm Agent Carter. I supervise all operations for this division.\nGilmore Hodge: What's with the accent, Queen Victoria? Thought I was signing up for the U.S. Army.\nPeggy Carter: What's your name, soldier?\nGilmore Hodge: Gilmore Hodge, your Majesty.\nPeggy Carter: Step forward, Hodge. Put your right foot forward.\nGilmore Hodge: Mmm... We gonna wrassle? Cause I got a few moves I know you'll like.\nCol. Chester Phillips: Agent Carter.\nPeggy Carter: Colonel Phillips.\nCol. Chester Phillips: I see you're breaking in the candidates. That's good! Get your ass up out of that dirt and stand in that line at attention 'til somebody comes tells you what to do.\nGilmore Hodge: Yes, sir.\nCol. Chester Phillips: General Patton has said that wars are fought with weapons but they are won by men. We are going to win this war because we have the best men... And because they're gonna get better. Much better. The Strategic Scientific Reserve is an Allied effort made up of the best minds in the free world. Our goal is to create the best army in history. But every army starts with one man. At the end of this week we will choose that man. He will be the first in a new breed of super-soldiers.\nSergeant Duffy: Rogers! Get that rifle out of the mud!\nCol. Chester Phillips: And they, will personally escort Adolf Hitler to the gates of Hell.\nSergeant Duffy: Pick up the pace, ladies! Let's go! Double time! Come on! Faster! Faster! Move! Move! Squad, halt! That flag means we're only at the halfway point. First man to bring it to me gets a ride back with Agent Carter. Move, move!\nSoldiers: Come on! Get up there!\nSergeant Duffy: If that's all you got, this army's in trouble! Get up there, Hodge! Come on! Get up there! Nobody's got that flag in 17 years! Now fall back into line! Come on, fall in! Let's go! Get back into formation! Rogers! I said fall in!\nSteve Rogers: Thank you, sir.\nPeggy Carter: Faster, ladies! Come on. My grandmother has more life in her, God rest her soul. Move it!\nCol. Chester Phillips: You're not really thinking about picking Rogers, are you?\nDr. Abraham Erskine: I am more than just thinking about it. He is the clear choice.\nCol. Chester Phillips: When you brought a ninety-pound asthmatic onto my army base, I let it slide. I thought, what the hell? Maybe he'll be useful to you, like a gerbil. I never thought you'd pick him.\nPeggy Carter: Up.\nCol. Chester Phillips: You stick a needle in that kids arm and it's gonna go right through him.\nPeggy Carter: Come on, girls.\nCol. Chester Phillips: Look at that. He's making me cry.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: I am looking for qualities beyond the physical.\nCol. Chester Phillips: Do you know how long it took to set up this project?\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Yeah, I know.\nCol. Chester Phillips: All the groveling I had to do in front of Senator What's-His-Name's committees?\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Brandt. Yes, I know. I am well aware of your efforts.\nCol. Chester Phillips: Then throw me a bone. Hodge passed every test we gave him. He's big, he's fast, he obeys orders. He's a soldier.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: He's a bully.\nCol. Chester Phillips: You don't win wars with niceness, doctor. You win war with guts. Grenade!\nSteve Rogers: Get away! Get back!\nOfficer: It was a dummy grenade. All clear. Back in formation.\nSteve Rogers: Is this is a test?\nCol. Chester Phillips: He's still skinny.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: May I?\nSteve Rogers: Yeah.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Can't sleep?\nSteve Rogers: I got the jitters, I guess.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Me, too.\nSteve Rogers: Can I ask you a question?\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Just one?\nSteve Rogers: Why me?\nDr. Abraham Erskine: I suppose that is the only question that matters. This is from Augsburg. My city. So many people forget that the first country that the Nazi's invaded was their own. You know, after the last war the... my people struggled. They... they felt weak. They felt small. And then Hitler comes along with the marching and the big show and the flags and the... and the... And he... he hears of me, my work and he finds me. And he says, \"You.\" He says, \"You will make us strong.\" Well, I am not interested. So he sends the head of HYDRA, his research division. A brilliant scientist by the name of Johann Schmidt. Now, Schmidt is a member of the inner circle and he's ambitious. He and Hitler share a passion for occult power and Teutonic myth. Hitler uses his fantasies to inspire his followers. But for Schmidt, it is not fantasy. For him, it is real. He has become convinced that there is a great power hidden in the earth, left here by the Gods, waiting to be seized by a superior man. So when he hears about my formula and what it can do, he cannot resist. Schmidt must become that superior man.\nSteve Rogers: Did it make him stronger?\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Yeah. But, there were other effects. The serum was not ready. But more important, the man. The serum amplifies everything that is inside. So, good becomes great. Bad becomes worse. This is why you were chosen. Because a strong man, who has known power all his life, will lose respect for that power. But a weak man knows the value of strength, and knows compassion.\nSteve Rogers: Thanks. I think.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Whatever happens tomorrow, you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.\nSteve Rogers: To the little guys.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: No! No! Wait! Wait! What I am doing? No! You have a procedure tomorrow. No fluids.\nSteve Rogers: All right. We'll drink it after.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: No! I don't have procedure tomorrow. Drink it after? Drink it now!\nRed Skull: Is there something in particular you need?\nDr. Arnim Zola: I understand you found him.\nRed Skull: See for yourself. You disapprove.\nDr. Arnim Zola: I just don't see why you need concern yourself. I can't imagine he will succeed. Again.\nRed Skull: His serum is the Allies' only defence against this power we now possess. If we take it away from them, then our victory is assured.\nDr. Arnim Zola: Shall I give the order?\nRed Skull: It has been given.\nDr. Arnim Zola: Good.\nRed Skull: Dr. Zola. What do you think?\nDr. Arnim Zola: A masterpiece.\nSteve Rogers: I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley. And that parking lot. And behind that diner.\nPeggy Carter: Did you have something against running away?\nSteve Rogers: You start running they'll never let you stop. You stand up, push back. Can't say no forever, right?\nPeggy Carter: I know a little of what that's like. To have every door shut in your face.\nSteve Rogers: I guess I just don't why you'd wanna join the army if you're a beautiful dame. Or a beautiful... a woman. An agent, not a dame! You are beautiful, but...\nPeggy Carter: You have no idea how to talk to a woman, do you?\nSteve Rogers: This is the longers conversation I've had with one. Women aren't exactly lining up to dance with a guy they might step on.\nPeggy Carter: You must have danced?\nSteve Rogers: Well, asking a woman to dance always seems so terrifying. And the past few years just didn't seem to matter that much. Figured I'd wait.\nPeggy Carter: For what?\nSteve Rogers: The right partner.\nPeggy Carter: This way.\nSteve Rogers: What are we doing here?\nPeggy Carter: Follow me.\nAntique Store Owner: Wonderful weather this morning isn't it?\nPeggy Carter: Yes, but I always carry an umbrella.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Good morning. Please, not now. Are you ready? Good. Take off your shirt, your tie and your hat.\nCol. Chester Phillips: Senator Brandt, glad you could make it.\nSenator Brandt: Why exactly am I in Brooklyn?\nCol. Chester Phillips: We needed access to the city's power grid. Of course, if you'd given me the generators I requisitioned...\nSenator Brandt: A lot of people are asking for funds, Colonel. Oh, this is...\nHeinz Kruger: Fred Clemson, State Department. If this project of yours comes through, we'd like to see it used for something other than headlines.\nSenator Brandt: Jesus. Somebody get that kid a sandwich.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Comfortable?\nSteve Rogers: It's a little big. You save me any of that schnapps?\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Not as much as I should have. Sorry. Next time. Mr. Stark, how are your levels?\nHoward Stark: Levels at 100%.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Good.\nHoward Stark: We may dim half the lights in Brooklyn, but we are ready as we'll ever be.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Agent Carter? Don't you think you would be more comfortable in the booth?\nPeggy Carter: Oh, yes. Of course. Sorry.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Good. Do you hear me? is this on? Ladies and gentlemen, today we take not another step towards annihilation, but the first step on the path to peace. We begin with a series of micro injections into the subjects major muscle groups. The serum infusion will cause immediate cellular change. And then to stimulate growth, the subject will be saturated with Vita-Rays.\nSteve Rogers: That wasn't so bad.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: That was penicillin. Serum infusion beginning in five, four, three, two, one. Now, Mr. Stark. Steven, can you hear me?\nSteve Rogers: It's probably too late to go to the bathroom, right?\nDr. Abraham Erskine: We will proceed.\nHoward Stark: That's ten percent. Twenty percent. Thirty. That's 40 %.\nSsr Doctor: Vital signs are normal.\nHoward Stark: That's 50 %. Sixty. Seventy.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Steven!\nPeggy Carter: Shut it down.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Steven!\nPeggy Carter: Shut it down!\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Kill the reactor, Mr. Stark! Turn it off! Kill it! Kill the reactor!\nSteve Rogers: No! Don't! I can do this!\nHoward Stark: Eighty. Ninety. That's 100 %.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Mr. Stark? Steven. Steven.\nCol. Chester Phillips: The son of a bitch did it.\nSteve Rogers: I did it.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Yeah, yeah. I think we did it.\nHoward Stark: We actually did it.\nPeggy Carter: How do you feel?\nSteve Rogers: Taller.\nPeggy Carter: You look taller.\nCol. Chester Phillips: How do you like Brooklyn now, Senator?\nSenator Brandt: I can think of some folks in Berlin who are about to get very nervous. Congratulations, Doctor.\nDr. Abraham Erskine: Thank you, sir. Stop him!\nTaxi Driver: What are you doing? Buddy, are you all right? Hey, this guy's been shot!\nSteve Rogers: Sorry! I'm sorry. Whoa, whoa, whoa!\nMother: No! No! Not my son!\nYoung Boy: Stop it!\nMother: Don't hurt him!\nHeinz Kruger: Get back!\nYoung Boy: Let me go!\nMother: Let go of my son! Don't hurt him!\nSteve Rogers: Wait, don't! Don't! No! Don't!\nYoung Boy: Go get him! I can swim!\nSteve Rogers: Who the hell are you?\nHeinz Kruger: The first of many. Cut off one head, two more shall take its place. Hail HYDRA!\nHutter: The Führer is not accustomed to being ignored, Herr Schmidt. He funds your research because you promised him weapons.\nSchneider: You serve at his pleasure. He gave you this facility as a reward for your injuries.\nRed Skull: Reward? Call it what it is. Exile. I no longer reflect his image of Aryan perfection.\nRoeder: You think this is about appearances? Your HYDRA division has failed to deliver so much as a rifle in over a year. And we had learned through local intelligence you had mounted a full-scale incursion into Norway.\nSchneider: The Führer feels... How does he put it? \"The Red Skull has been indulged long enough!\"\nRed Skull: Gentlemen, you have come to see the results of our work. Let me show you. Hitler speaks of a thousand-year Reich, but he cannot feed his army for a month. His troops spill their blood across every field in Europe. But still he is no closer to achieving his goals.\nRoeder: And I suppose you still aim to end this war through magic?\nRed Skull: Science. But I understand your confusion. Great power has always baffled primitive men. HYDRA is assembling an arsenal to destroy my enemies in one stroke. Where ever they are, regardless of how many forces they possess. All in a matter of hours.\nRoeder: Your enemies?\nRed Skull: My weapons contain enough destructive power to decimate every hostile capital on earth. Quite simply, gentlemen, I have harnessed the power of the Gods.\nSchneider: Thank you, Schmidt.\nRed Skull: For what?\nSchneider: For making it clear how obviously mad you are.\nHutter: Berlin is on this map!\nRed Skull: So it is.\nHutter: You will be punished for your insolence! You will be brought before the Führer himself!\nRoeder: Schmidt!!!\nRed Skull: My apolpgies, Doctor, but we both knew HYDRA could grow no further in Hitler's shadow. Hail HYDRA.\nHydra Technicians: Hail HYDRA!\nDr. Arnim Zola: Hail HYDRA!\nSteve Rogers: Think you got enough?\nPeggy Carter: Any hope of reproducing a program is locked in your genetic code. But without Dr. Erskine, it could take years.\nSteve Rogers: He deserved more than this.\nPeggy Carter: If it could only work once, he'd be proud it was you.\nSenator Brandt: Colonel Phillips, my committee is demanding answers.\nCol. Chester Phillips: Great. Why don't we start with how a German spy got a ride to my secret installation in your car? What have we got here?\nHoward Stark: Speaking modestly, I'm the best mechanical engineer in this country. But I don't know what's inside this thing or how it works. We're not even close to this technology.\nSenator Brandt: Then who is?\nCol. Chester Phillips: HYDRA. I'm sure you've been reading our briefings.\nSenator Brandt: I'm on a number of committees, Colonel.\nPeggy Carter: HYDRA is the Nazi deep science division. It's led by Johann Schmidt. But he has much bigger ambitions.\nCol. Chester Phillips: HYDRA's practically a cult. They worship Schmidt, they think he's invincible.\nSenator Brandt: So what are you gonna do about it?\nCol. Chester Phillips: Spoke to the president this morning. As of today the SSR is being retasked.\nPeggy Carter: Colonel?\nCol. Chester Phillips: We are taking the fight to HYDRA. Pack your bags Agent Carter. You too, Stark. You're flying to London tonight.\nSteve Rogers: Sir, if you're going after Schmidt, I want in.\nCol. Chester Phillips: You're an experiment. You're going to Alamogordo.\nSteve Rogers: The serum worked.\nCol. Chester Phillips: I asked for an army and all I got was you. You are not enough.\nSenator Brandt: With all due respect to the Colonel, I think we may be missing the point. I've seen you in action, Steve. More importantly, the country's seen it. Paper. The enlistment lines have been around the block since your picture hit the newsstands. You don't take a soldier, a symbol like that, and hide him in a lab. Son, do you want to serve your country on the most important battlefield of the war?\nSteve Rogers: Sir, that's all I want.\nSenator Brandt: Then, congratulations. You just got promoted.\nSteve Rogers: I don't know if I can do this.\nBrandt’S Aide: Nothing to it. Sell off a few bonds, bonds buy bullets, bullets kills Nazi's. Bing bang boom. You're an American hero.\nSteve Rogers: It's just not how I pictured getting there.\nBrandt’S Aide: The senator's got a lot of pull up on the hill. You play ball with us, you'll be leading your own platoon in no time. Take the shield.\nUso Singer: Who's strong and brave, here to save the American way?\nSteve Rogers: Not all of us can storm a beach or drive a tank. But there's still a way all of us can fight.\nUso Singer: Who vows to fight like a man, for what's right, night and day?\nSteve Rogers: Series E Defence Bonds. Each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy's gun.\nUso Singer: Who will campaign door-to-door for America? Carry the flag shore to shore for America? From Hoboken to Spokane, the star-spangeld man with a plan.\nDirector: Cut. Guys, don't look ath the camera.\nUso Singer: We can't ignore there's a threat and a war we must win.\nSteve Rogers: Each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy's gun.\nUso Singer: Who'll hang a noose on the goose-stepping goons from Berlin? Who will redeem, heed the call for America? Who'll rise or fall, give his all for America? Who's here to prove that we can? The star-spangled man with a plan.\nSteve Rogers: We all know this is about trying to win the war. We can't do that without bullets and bandages, tanks and tents. That's where you come in. Every bond you buy will help protect someone you love.\nKids In Uso Audience: Turn around! He's right behind you!\nSteve Rogers: Keep our boys armed and ready, and the Germans will think twice about trying to get the drop on us.\nUso Singer: Stalwart and steady and true, forcefull and ready to defend, the red, white, and blue. Who'll give the Axis the sack and is smart as a fox? Far as an eagle will soar. Who's making Adolf afraid to step out of his box? He knows what we're fighting for. Who waked the giant that napped in America? We know it's no one but Captain America. Who'll finish what they began? Who'll kick the Krauts to Japan? The star-spangled man with a aplan!\nSteve Rogers: How many of you ready to help me sock old Adolf on the jaw? Okay. Uh... I need a volunteer.\nArmy Heckler#1: I already volunteered! How do you think I got here? Bring back the girls!\nSteve Rogers: I think they only know the one song. But um...let me...I'll...I'll see what I can do.\nArmy Heckler#1: You do that, sweetheart.\nArmy Heckler#2: Nice boots, Tinker Bell!\nSteve Rogers: Come on, guys. We're all on the same team here.\nArmy Heckler#3: Hey, Captain! Sign this!\nArmy Heckler#4: Bring back the girls!\nBrandt’S Aide: Don't worry, pal. They'll warm up to you. Don't worry.\nPeggy Carter: Hello, Steve.\nSteve Rogers: Hi.\nPeggy Carter: Hi.\nSteve Rogers: What are you doin' here?\nPeggy Carter: Officially I'm not here at all. That was quite a performance.\nSteve Rogers: Yeah. Uh... I had to improvise a little bit. Crowds I'm used to are usually more uh... twelve.\nPeggy Carter: I understand you're \"America's New Hope\"?\nSteve Rogers: Bond sales take a ten percent bump in every state I visit.\nPeggy Carter: Is that Senator Brandt I hear?\nSteve Rogers: At least he's got me doin' this. Phillips would have had be stuck in lab.\nPeggy Carter: And these are your only two options? A lab rat or a dancing monkey? You were meant for more than this, you know? What?\nSteve Rogers: You know for the longest time I dreamed about coming overseas and being on the front lines. Serving my country. I finally get everything I wanted, and I'm wearing tights. They look like they've been through hell.\nPeggy Carter: These men more than most. Schmidt sent out a force to Azzano. Two hundred men went up against him and less than fifty returned. Your audience contained what was left of the one-oh-seventh. The rest were killed or captured.\nSteve Rogers: The one-oh-seventh?\nPeggy Carter: What?\nSteve Rogers: Come on! Colonel Phillips.\nCol. Chester Phillips: Well, if it isn't the Star-Spangled Man With A Plan. And what is your plan today?\nSteve Rogers: I need the casualty list from Azzano.\nCol. Chester Phillips: You don't get to give me orders, son.\nSteve Rogers: I just need one name. Sergeant James Barnes from the hundred and seventh.\nCol. Chester Phillips: You and I are gonna have a conversation later that you won't enjoy.\nSteve Rogers: Please tell me if he's alive, sir. B-A-R...\nCol. Chester Phillips: I can spell. I have signed more of these condolence letters today than I would care to count. But the name does sound familiar. I'm sorry.\nSteve Rogers: What about the others? Are you planning a rescue mission?\nCol. Chester Phillips: Yeah! It's called winning the war.\nSteve Rogers: But if you know where they are, why not at least...?\nCol. Chester Phillips: They're thirty miles behind the lines. Through the most heavily fortified territory in Europe. We'd lose more men than we'd save. But I don't expect you to understand that, because you're a chorus girl.\nSteve Rogers: I think I understand just fine.\nCol. Chester Phillips: Well then understand it somewhere else. If I read the posters correctly, you got some place to be in thirty minutes.\nSteve Rogers: Yes, sir. I do.\nCol. Chester Phillips: If you have something to say, right now is the perfect time to keep it to yourself.\nPeggy Carter: What do you plan to do? Walk to Austria?\nSteve Rogers: If that's what it takes.\nPeggy Carter: You heard the Colonel, your friend is most likely dead.\nSteve Rogers: You don't know that.\nPeggy Carter: Even so, he's devising a strategy. If he detects...\nSteve Rogers: By the time he's done that, it could be too late! You told me you thought I was meant for more than this. Did you mean that?\nPeggy Carter: Every word.\nSteve Rogers: Then you gotta let me go.\nPeggy Carter: I can do more than that.\nBrandt’S Aide: On stage, girls. Five minutes!\nUso Girl: Where's my helmet?\nBrandt’S Aide: Has anyone seen Rogers?\nPeggy Carter: The HYDRA camp is in Krausberg, tucked between these two mountain ranges. It's a factory of some kind.\nHoward Stark: We should be able to drop you right on the doorstep.\nSteve Rogers: Just get me as close as you can. You know, you two are gonna be in a lot of trouble at the lab.\nPeggy Carter: And you won't?\nSteve Rogers: Where I'm goin', if anybody yells at me I can just shoot 'em.\nPeggy Carter: They will undoubtedly shoot back.\nSteve Rogers: Well, let's hope it's good for somethin'.\nHoward Stark: Agent Carter, if we're not in too much of a hurry I thought we could stop off in Lucerne for a late night fondue.\nPeggy Carter: Stark is the best civilian pilot I've ever seen. He's mad enough to brave this airspace, we're lucky to have him.\nSteve Rogers: So are you two...? Do you...? Fondue?\nPeggy Carter: This is your transponder. Activate it when you're ready and the signal will lead us straight to you.\nSteve Rogers: Are you sure this thing works?\nHoward Stark: It's been tested more than you, pal.\nPeggy Carter: Get back here! We're taking you all the way in.\nSteve Rogers: As soon as I'm free, you turn this thing around and get the hell outta here!\nPeggy Carter: You can't give me orders!\nSteve Rogers: The hell I can't! I'm a Captain!\nDr. Arnim Zola: As you can see, production of the Valkyrie is progressing on schedule, even with components of this size.\nRed Skull: Increase the output by 60 % and see to it our other facilities do the same.\nDr. Arnim Zola: But the prisoners, I'm not sure they have the strength.\nRed Skull: Then use up what strength they have left, Doctor. There are always more workers.\nDr. Arnim Zola: Not now!\nDum Dum Dugan: You know, Fritz, one of these days, I'm gonna have a stick of my own.\nSteve Rogers: Fellas.\nHydra Guards: Ah!\nGabe Jones: Who are you supposed to be?\nSteve Rogers: I'm... Captain America.\nJames Montgomery Falsworth: I beg your pardon?\nDum Dum Dugan: What, are we taking everybody?\nJim Morita: I'm from Fresno, Ace.\nSteve Rogers: Is there anybody else? I'm looking for a Sergeant James Barnes.\nJames Montgomery Falsworth: There's an isolation ward in the factory, but no one's ever come back from it.\nSteve Rogers: All right. The tree line is northwest, 80 yards past the gate. Get out fast and give 'em hell. I'll meet you guys in the clearing with anybody else I find.\nGabe Jones: Wait! You know what you're doin'?\nSteve Rogers: Yeah. I've knocked out Adolf Hitler over two hundred times.\nJim Morita: You know how to use that thing? Okay.\nRed Skull: What is happening?\nDum Dum Dugan: Hey. Not exactly a Buick.\nGabe Jones: That one. Zündung.\nDum Dum Dugan: Zündung?\nJames Montgomery Falsworth: Get this thing going, Dugan!\nDum Dum Dugan: I didn't know you spoke German.\nGabe Jones: Three semesters at Howards, switched to French, girls much cuter.\nDum Dum Dugan: Didn't ask for the resume.\nDr. Arnim Zola: No, no! What are you doing?\nRed Skull: Our forces are outmatched.\nJim Morita: Keep moving! Grab those grenades!\nBucky Barnes: Sergeant. 32557...\nSteve Rogers: Bucky? Oh, my God.\nBucky Barnes: Is that...\nSteve Rogers: It's me. It's Steve.\nBucky Barnes: Steve?\nSteve Rogers: Come on.\nBucky Barnes: Steve.\nSteve Rogers: I thought you were dead.\nBucky Barnes: I thought you were smaller.\nSteve Rogers: Come on.\nBucky Barnes: What happened to you?\nSteve Rogers: I joined the Army.\nBucky Barnes: Did it hurt?\nSteve Rogers: A little.\nBucky Barnes: Is it permanent?\nSteve Rogers: So far.\nRed Skull: Captain America! How exciting! I'm a great fan of your films. So Dr. Erskine managed it after all. Not exactly an improvement, but still impressive.\nSteve Rogers: You've got no idea.\nRed Skull: Haven't I? No matter what lies Erskine told you, you see I was his greatest success!\nBucky Barnes: You don't have one of those, do you?\nRed Skull: You are deluded, Captain. You pretend to be a simple soldier, but in reality you are just afraid to admit that we have left humanity behind. Unlike you, I embrace it proudly. Without fear!\nSteve Rogers: Then how come you're running? Come on, let's go. Up.\nDr. Arnim Zola: Sir? Are we going to the roof? What about me? Where will I sit?\nRed Skull: Not a scratch, Doctor. Not a scratch.\nSteve Rogers: Let's go. One at a time.\nBucky Barnes: Gotta be a rope or something!\nSteve Rogers: Just go! Get out of here!\nBucky Barnes: No! Not without you!\nCol. Chester Phillips: Senator Brandt, I regret to report that Captain Steven G. Rogers went missing behind enemy lines on the third. Aerial reconnaissance has proven unfruitful. As a result, I must declare Captain Rogers killed in action. Period.\nPeggy Carter: The last surveillance flight is back. No sign of activity.\nCol. Chester Phillips: Go get a cup of coffee, Corporal.\nCorporal: Yes, sir.\nCol. Chester Phillips: I can't touch Stark. He's rich and he's the Army's number one weapons contractor. You are neither one.\nPeggy Carter: With respect, sir, I don't regret my actions. And I don't think Captain Rogers did either.\nCol. Chester Phillips: What makes you think I give a damn about your opinions. I took a chance with you, Agent Carter. And now America's golden boy and a lot of other good men are dead, cause you had a crush.\nPeggy Carter: It wasn't that. I had faith.\nCol. Chester Phillips: Well, I hope that's a big comfort to you when they shut this division down. What the hell's going on out there?\nMan#1: Look who it is!\nSteve Rogers: Some of theres men need medical attention.\nMan#2: Medic, we got wounded.\nSteve Rogers: I'd like to surrender myself for disciplinary action.\nCol. Chester Phillips: That won't be necessary.\nSteve Rogers: Yes, sir.\nCol. Chester Phillips: Faith, huh?\nPeggy Carter: You're late.\nSteve Rogers: Couldn't call my ride.\nBucky Barnes: Hey! Let's hear it for Captain America.\nSenator Brandt: I am honoured to present this medal for valour to my personal friend, Captain America! Captain America! Captain, that's your cue!\nGeneral: I thought he'd be taller.\nSteve Rogers: The fifth one was here in Poland, right near the Baltic. And the sixth one was... about here, 30, 40 miles west of the Maginot Line. I just got a quick look.\nPeggy Carter: Well, nobody's perfect.\nSteve Rogers: These are the weapon factories we know about. Sergeant Barnes said that Hydra shipped all the parts to another facility that isn't on this map.\nCol. Chester Phillips: Agent Carter, coordinate with MI6. I want every Allied eyeball looking for that main Hydra base.\nPeggy Carter: What about us?\nCol. Chester Phillips: We are gonna set a fire under Johann Schmidt's ass. What do you say, Rogers? It's your map, you think you can wipe Hydra off of it?\nSteve Rogers: Yes, sir. I'll need a team.\nCol. Chester Phillips: We're already putting together the best men.\nSteve Rogers: With all due respect, sir. So am I.\nDum Dum Dugan: So, let's get this straight.\nGabe Jones: We barely got out of there alive, and you want us to go back?\nSteve Rogers: Pretty much.\nJames Montgomery Falsworth: Sounds rather fun, actually.\nJim Morita: I'm in.\nGabe Jones: We're in.\nDum Dum Dugan: Hell, I'll always fight. But you got to do one thing for me.\nSteve Rogers: What's that?\nDum Dum Dugan: Open a tab.\nJim Morita: Well, that was easy.\nSteve Rogers: Another round.\nBarkeeper: Where are they putting all this stuff?\nBucky Barnes: See? I told you. They're all idiots.\nSteve Rogers: How about you? You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?\nBucky Barnes: Hell, no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight. I'm following him. But you're keeping the outfit, right?\nSteve Rogers: You know what? It's kind of growing on me.\nPeggy Carter: Captain.\nSteve Rogers: Agent Carter.\nBucky Barnes: Ma'am.\nPeggy Carter: Howard has some equipment for you to try. Tomorrow morning?\nSteve Rogers: Sounds good.\nPeggy Carter: I see you top squad is prepping for duty.\nBucky Barnes: You don't like music?\nPeggy Carter: I do, actually. I might even, when this is all over, go dancing.\nBucky Barnes: Then what are we waiting for?\nSteve Rogers: Yes, ma'm. I'll be there.\nBucky Barnes: I'm invisible. I'm...I'm turning into you. It's like some horrible dream.\nSteve Rogers: Don't take it so hard. Maybe she's got a friend.\nHoward Stark: Emission signature is unusual. Alpha and beta ray neutral. Though I doubt Rogers picked up on that. Seems harmless enough. Hard to see what all the fuss is about. Write that down.\nSteve Rogers: Excuse me. I'm looking for Mr. Stark.\nPvt. Lorraine: He's in with Colonel Phillips. Of course you're welcome to wait. I read about what you did.\nSteve Rogers: Oh! The...yeah! Well, that's you know? Just doin' what needed to be done.\nPvt. Lorraine: Sounded like more than that. You saved nearly four hundred men.\nSteve Rogers: Really, it's not a big deal.\nPvt. Lorraine: Tell that to their wives.\nSteve Rogers: Uh...I don't think they were all married.\nPvt. Lorraine: You're a hero.\nSteve Rogers: Well, that...you know? That...that depends on the definition of it really.\nPvt. Lorraine: The women of America, they owe you their thanks. And uh...seeing as they're not here.\nPeggy Carter: Captain! We're ready for you. If you're not otherwise occupied.\nSteve Rogers: Agent Carter, wait.\nPeggy Carter: Looks like finding a partner wasn't that hard after all.\nSteve Rogers: Peggy, that's not what you thought it was.\nPeggy Carter: I don't think anything, Captain. Not one thing. You always wanted to be soldier and now you are. Just like all the rest.\nSteve Rogers: Well, what about you and Stark? How do I know you two haven't been... fonduing?\nPeggy Carter: You still don't know a bloody thing about women!\nHoward Stark: Fondue is just cheese and bread, my friend.\nSteve Rogers: Really? I didn't think...\nHoward Stark: Nor should you, pal. The moment you think you know what's goin' on in a woman's head, it's the moment your goose is well and truly cooked. Me, I concentrate on work. Which at the moment is about making sure you and your men do not get killed. Carbon polymer. Should withstand your average German bayonet. Although Hydra's not going to attack you with a pocket knife. I hear you're uh... kinda attached?\nSteve Rogers: It's handier than you might think.\nHoward Stark: I took the liberty of coming up with some options. This one's fun. She's been fitted with electrical relays. It'll allow you to...\nSteve Rogers: What about this one?\nHoward Stark: No! No! That's just a prototype.\nSteve Rogers: What's it made of?\nHoward Stark: Vibranium. It's stronger than steel and a third of the weight. It's completely vibration absorbent.\nSteve Rogers: How come it's not a standard issue?\nHoward Stark: That's the rarest metal on earth. What you're holding there? That's all we've got.\nPeggy Carter: You quite finished, Mr. Stark? I'm sure the Captain has some unfinished business.\nSteve Rogers: What do you think?\nPeggy Carter: Yes. I think it works.\nSteve Rogers: I had some ideas about the uniform.\nHoward Stark: Whatever you want, pal.\nRed Skull: You are failing! We are close to an offensive network that will shake the planet. And yet we are continually delayed, because you cannot outwit a simpleton with a shield!\nDr. Arnim Zola: This is hardly my area of expertise. I...I merely develop the weapons. I...I cannot fire them.\nRed Skull: Finish your mission, Doctor. Before the American finishes his.\nGuard: Sir!\nFacility Manager: I'm sorry, Herr Schmidt. We fought to the last man.\nRed Skull: Evidently not.\nBucky Barnes: Remember when I made you ride the Cyclone at Coney Island?\nSteve Rogers: Yeah, I and I threw up?\nBucky Barnes: This isn't payback, is it?\nSteve Rogers: Now why would I do that?\nGabe Jones: We were right. Dr. Zola's on the train. Hydra dispatcher gave him permission to open up the throttle. Wherever he's going, they must need him bad.\nJames Montgomery Falsworth: Let's get going, because they're moving like the devil.\nSteve Rogers: We only got about a 10-second window. You miss that window, we're bugs on a windshield.\nJames Montgomery Falsworth: Mind the gap.\nDum Dum Dugan: Better get moving, bugs!\nJacques Dernier: Maintenant!\nDr. Arnim Zola: Stop him! Fire again!\nBucky Barnes: I had him on the ropes.\nSteve Rogers: I know you did. Get down!\nDr. Arnim Zola: Fire again! Kill him! Now!\nSteve Rogers: Bucky! Hang on! Grab my hand! NO!\nCol. Chester Phillips: Sit down.\nDr. Arnim Zola: What is this?\nCol. Chester Phillips: Steak.\nDr. Arnim Zola: What is in it?\nCol. Chester Phillips: Cow. Doctor, do you realize how difficult it is to get ahold of a prime cut like that out here?\nDr. Arnim Zola: I don't eat meat.\nCol. Chester Phillips: Why not?\nDr. Arnim Zola: It disagrees with me.\nCol. Chester Phillips: How about cyanide? Does that give you the rumbly tummy too? Every Hydra agent that we've tried to take alive has crunched a little pill before we can stop him. But not you. So, here's my brilliant theory. You wanna live.\nDr. Arnim Zola: You're trying to intimidate me, Colonel.\nCol. Chester Phillips: I bought you dinner.\nDr. Arnim Zola: 'Given the variable information he has provided, and in exchange for his full cooperation, Dr. Zola is being remanded to Switzerland.'\nCol. Chester Phillips: I sent that message to Washington this morning. Of course it was encoded. You guys haven't broken those codes, have you? That would be awkward.\nDr. Arnim Zola: Schmidt will know this is a lie.\nCol. Chester Phillips: He's gonna kill you anyway, Doc. You're a liability. You know more about Schmidt than anyone. And the last guy you cost us was Captain Rogers' closest friend. So, I wouldn't count on the very best of protection. There's you or Schmidt. It's just the hand you've been dealt.\nDr. Arnim Zola: Schmidt believes he walks in the foot steps of the Gods.\nCol. Chester Phillips: Mmm.\nDr. Arnim Zola: Only the world itself will satisfy him.\nCol. Chester Phillips: You do realize that's nuts, don't you?\nDr. Arnim Zola: But the sanity of the plan is of no consequence.\nCol. Chester Phillips: And why is that?\nDr. Arnim Zola: Because he can do it!\nCol. Chester Phillips: What's his target?\nDr. Arnim Zola: His target... is everywhere.\nRed Skull: Tomorrow, Hydra will stand master of the world. Born to victory on the wings of the Valkyrie. Our enemies weapons will be powerless against us. If they shoot down one plane, hundreds more will rain fire upon them! If they cut off one head, two more shall take its place. Hail Hydra!\nMan On The Radio: Blackout is still in effect throughout the London area. Please wait for the all-clear. Your attention, please. All citizens shall remain indoors until further notice. Blackout is still in effect throughout the London area.\nSteve Rogers: Dr. Erskine said that... the serum wouldn't just effect my muscles, it would effect my cells. Create a protective system of regeneration and healing. Which means um...I can't get drunk. Did you know that?\nPeggy Carter: Your metabolism burns four times faster than the average person. He thought it could be one of the side effects. It wasn't your fault.\nSteve Rogers: Did you read the reports?\nPeggy Carter: Yes.\nSteve Rogers: Then you know that's not true.\nPeggy Carter: You did everything you could. Did you believe in your friend? Did you respect him? Then stop blaming yourself. Allow Barnes the dignity of his choice. He damn well must have thought you were worth it.\nSteve Rogers: I'm goin' after Schmidt. I'm not gonna stop till all of Hydra is dead or captured.\nPeggy Carter: You won't be alone.\nCol. Chester Phillips: Johann Schmidt belongs in a bug house. He thinks he's a God. He's willing to blow up half the world to prove it, starting with the USA.\nHoward Stark: Schmidt's working with powers beyond our capabilities. He gets across the Atlantic, he will wipe out the entire eastern sea board in an hour.\nGabe Jones: How much time we got?\nCol. Chester Phillips: According to my new best friend, under twenty four hours.\nJaques Dernier: Where is he now?\nCol. Chester Phillips: Hydra's last base is here. In the Alps. Five hundred feet below the surface.\nJim Morita: So, what are we supposed to do. I mean, it's not like we can just knock on the front door.\nSteve Rogers: Why not? That's exactly what we're gonna do.\nRed Skull: Arrogance may not be a uniquely American trait, but I must say you do it better than anyone. But there are limits to what even you can do, Captain. Or did Erskine tell you otherwise?\nSteve Rogers: He told me you were insane.\nRed Skull: Ah. He resented my genius and tried to deny me what was rightfully mine. But he gave you everything. So, what made you so special?\nSteve Rogers: Nothin'. I'm just a kid from Brooklyn. I can do this all day.\nRed Skull: Oh, of course you can. Of course. But unfortunately I am on a tight schedule.\nSteve Rogers: So am I!\nJames Montgomery Falsworth: Rogers! You might need this!\nSteve Rogers: Thanks!\nJim Morita: We're in! Assault team, go!\nCol. Chester Phillips: Move out! Keep your spacing!\nHydra Soldier: Cutt off one head, two more shall...\nCol. Chester Phillips: Let's go find two more!\nSteve Rogers: You're late.\nPeggy Carter: Weren't you about to...\nSteve Rogers: Right. Keep it steady!\nPeggy Carter: Wait! Go get him.\nCol. Chester Phillips: I'm not kissin' you!\nRed Skull: You don't give up, do you?\nSteve Rogers: Nope!\nRed Skull: You could have the power of the gods! Yet you wear a flag on your chest and think you fight a battle of nations! I have seen the future, Captain! There are no flags!\nSteve Rogers: Not my future!\nRed Skull: What have you done? No.\nSteve Rogers: Come in. This is Captain Rogers. Do you read me?\nJim Morita: Captain Rogers, what is your...\nPeggy Carter: Steve, is that you? Are you alright?\nSteve Rogers: Peggy! Schmidt's dead.\nPeggy Carter: What about the plane?\nSteve Rogers: That's a little bit tougher to explain.\nPeggy Carter: Give me your coordinates, I'll find you a safe landing site.\nSteve Rogers: There's not going to be a safe landing. But I can try and force it down.\nPeggy Carter: I'll get Howard on the line, he'll know what to do.\nSteve Rogers: There's not enough time. This thing's moving too fast and it's heading for New York. I gotta put her in the water.\nPeggy Carter: Please, don't do this. We have time. We can work it out.\nSteve Rogers: Right now I'm in the middle of nowhere. If I wait any longer a lot of people are gonna die. Peggy, this is my choice. Peggy?\nPeggy Carter: I'm here.\nSteve Rogers: I'm gonna need a rain check on that dance.\nPeggy Carter: Alright. A week, next Saturday, at the Stork Club.\nSteve Rogers: You got it.\nPeggy Carter: Eight o'clock on the dot. Don't you dare be late. Understood?\nSteve Rogers: You know, I still don't know how to dance.\nPeggy Carter: I'll show you how. Just be there.\nSteve Rogers: We'll have the band play somethin' slow. I'd hate to step on your...\nPeggy Carter: Steve? Steve? Steve?\nJames Montgomery Falsworth: To the Captain.\nStark’S Engineer: Sir?\nHoward Stark: Take us to the next grid point.\nStark’S Engineer: But there's not trace of wreckage. And the energy signature stops here.\nHoward Stark: Just keep looking.\nDodgers Announcer: Curve ball, high and outside for ball one. So the Dodgers are tied, 4-4. And the crowd well knows that with one swing of his bat, this fellow's capable of making it a brand-new game again. Just an absolutely gorgeous day here at Ebbets Field. The Phillies have managed to tie up at 4-4. But the Dodgers have three men on. Pearson beaned Reiser in Philadelphia last month. Wouldn't the youngster like a hit here to return the favour? Pete leans in. Here's the pitch. Swung on. A line to the right. And it gets past Rizzo. Three runs will score. Reiser heads to third. Durocher's going to wave him in. Here comes the relay, but they won't get him.\nShield Agent: Good morning. Or should I say, afternoon?\nSteve Rogers: Where am I?\nShield Agent: You're in a recovery room in New York city.\nDodgers Announcer: The Dodgers take the lead, 8-4. Oh, Dodgers! Everyone is on their feet. What a game we have here today, folks. What a game indeed.\nSteve Rogers: Where am I really?\nShield Agent: I'm afraid I don't understand.\nSteve Rogers: The game, it's from May, nineteen forty one. I know, cause I was there. Now, I'm gonna ask you again. Where am I?\nShield Agent: Captain Rogers...\nSteve Rogers: Who are you?\nShield Agent: Captain Rogers, wait! All agents, code 13! I repeat. All agents, code 13!\nNick Fury: At ease, soldier! Look, I'm sorry about that little show back there, but... we thought it best to break it to you slowly.\nSteve Rogers: Break what?\nNick Fury: You've been asleep, Cap. For almost seventy years. You gonna be okay?\nSteve Rogers: Yeah. Yeah. I just...I had a date.\nNick Fury: Trouble sleeping?\nSteve Rogers: You're here with a mission, sir?\nNick Fury: I am.\nSteve Rogers: Trying to get me back in the world?\nNick Fury: Trying to save it."}
{"text": "The Other: The Tesseract has awakened. It is on a little world, a human world. They would wield its power. But our ally knows its workings as they never will. He is ready to lead. And our force... ...our Chitauri, will follow. The world will be his...the universe, yours. And the humans, what can they do but burn?\nIntercom Voice: All personnel, evacuation order has been confirmed. Proceed to your designated vehicles... ...for all campus evacuation. This is not a drill. Emergency personnel proceed to your designated vehicles for all campus evacuation.\nNick Fury: How bad is it?\nPhil Coulson: That's the problem, sir. We don't know. Doctor Selvig read an... ...energy surge from the Tesseract four hours ago.\nNick Fury: NASA didn't authorize Selvig could go to test B.\nPhil Coulson: He wasn't testing it. He wasn't even in the room. Spontaneous event.\nMaria Hill: It just turned itself on?\nNick Fury: Where are the energy levels now?\nPhil Coulson: Climbing. When Selvig couldn't shut it down we ordered evac.\nNick Fury: How long to get everyone out?\nPhil Coulson: Campus should be clear in the next half hour.\nNick Fury: Do better.\nMaria Hill: Sir, evacuation may be futile.\nNick Fury: We should tell them to go back to sleep?\nMaria Hill: If we can't control the Tesseract's energy there may not be a minimum safe distance.\nNick Fury: I need you to make sure the Phase Two prototypes are shipped out.\nMaria Hill: Sir, is that really a priority right now?\nNick Fury: Until such time as the world ends we will act as though it intends to spin on. Clear out the tech below. Every piece of Phase Two on a truck and gone.\nMaria Hill: Yes, Sir. With me.\nNick Fury: Talk to me, Doctor.\nErik Selvig: Director.\nNick Fury: Is there anything we know for certain?\nErik Selvig: The Tesseract is misbehaving.\nNick Fury: Is that supposed to be funny?\nErik Selvig: No, it's not funny at all. The Tesseract is not only active, she's misbehaving.\nNick Fury: How soon can you pull the plug?\nErik Selvig: She's an energy source. We turn off the power, she turns it back on. If she reaches peak level-\nNick Fury: We prepared for this, Doctor. Harnessing energy from space.\nErik Selvig: We don't have the harness. My calculations are far from complete. She's throwing off interference, radiation. Nothing harmful, low levels of Gamma radiation.\nNick Fury: That can be harmful. Where's agent Barton?\nErik Selvig: The hawk? Up in his nest, as usual.\nNick Fury: Agent Barton. Report. I gave you this detail so you could keep a close eye on things.\nClint Barton: I see better from a distance.\nNick Fury: Have you seen anything that might set this thing off?\nNasa Scientist: Doctor! It's spiking again.\nClint Barton: No one's come and gone. And Selvig's clean. No contacts, no IM. If there's any tampering, sir, it wasn't this end.\nNick Fury: At this end?\nClint Barton: Yeah. The Cube is a doorway to the other end of space, right? Doors open from both sides.\nErik Selvig: What's that?\nNick Fury: Sir, please put down the spear!\nLoki: You have heart. Please don't. I still need that.\nNick Fury: This doesn't have to get any messier.\nLoki: Of course it does. I've come too far for anything else. I am Loki, of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.\nErik Selvig: Loki, brother of Thor?\nNick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.\nLoki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.\nNick Fury: You planning to step on us?\nLoki: I come with glad tidings, of a world made free.\nNick Fury: Free from what?\nLoki: Freedom. Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart you will know peace.\nNick Fury: Yeah, you say peace. I kinda think you mean the other thing.\nClint Barton: Sir, Director Fury is stalling. This place is about to blow and drop a hundred feet of rock on us. He means to bury us.\nNick Fury: Like the pharaohs of old.\nErik Selvig: He's right. The portal is collapsing in on itself. We've got maybe two minutes before this goes critical.\nLoki: Well then.\nClint Barton: We need this vehicles.\nMaria Hill: Who's that?\nClint Barton: Didn't tell me.\nNick Fury: Hill! Do you copy? Barton...has turned. Get the Tesseract. Shut them down.\nPhil Coulson: Let's just go. No-no-no! Leave it, leave it. GO! We're clear upstairs, sir... ...We need to go. Director. Director Fury, do you copy?\nNick Fury: The Tesseract is with a hostile force. I have men down. Hill?\nMaria Hill: A lot of men still under. Don't know how many survivors.\nNick Fury: Sound a general call. I want every living soul... ...not working rescue looking for that briefcase.\nMaria Hill: Roger that.\nNick Fury: Coulson, get back to base. This is a level seven. As of right now... We are at war.\nPhil Coulson: What do we do?\nGeorgi Luchkov: This isn't how I wanted this evening to go.\nNatasha Romanoff: I know how you wanted this evening. Believe me this is better.\nGeorgi Luchkov: Who are you working for? Lermentov, yes? Does he think we have to go through him to move our cargo?\nNatasha Romanoff: I thought General Solohob is in charge of the export business.\nGeorgi Luchkov: Solohob. A bagman, a front. Your outdated information betrays you. The famous Black Widow is just another pretty face.\nNatasha Romanoff: You really think I'm pretty?\nGeorgi Luchkov: Tell Lermentov we don't need him to move the tanks. Tell him he is out. Well...You may have to write it.\nWeaselly Thug: It's for her.\nGeorgi Luchkov: You listen carefully-\nPhil Coulson: You're at 1- 14 Silensky Plaza, 3rd floor. We have an F-22 exactly eight miles out. Put the woman on the phone or I will blow up the block before you can make the lobby. We need you to come in.\nNatasha Romanoff: Are you kidding? I'm working.\nPhil Coulson: This takes precedence.\nNatasha Romanoff: I'm in the middle of an interrogation, and this moron is giving me everything.\nGeorgi Luchkov: I not- give everything.\nNatasha Romanoff: Look, you can't pull me out of this right now.\nPhil Coulson: Natasha...Barton's been compromised.\nNatasha Romanoff: Let me put you on hold. Where's Barton now?\nPhil Coulson: We don't know.\nNatasha Romanoff: But he's alive?\nPhil Coulson: We think so. We'll brief you on everything when you get back. But first, we need you to talk to the big guy.\nNatasha Romanoff: Coulson, you know that Stark trusts me about as far as he can throw me.\nPhil Coulson: Oh I've got Stark! You get the big guy.\nNatasha Romanoff: My God.\nCalcutta Woman: Who are you? Get out! There is sickness here!\nYoung Girl: Are you the doctor? I need a doctor. My father. My father's not waking up! He has a fever and he's moaning but his eyes won't open.\nBruce Banner: Slow down.\nYoung Girl: My father-\nBruce Banner: Like them?\nYoung Girl: Please!\nBruce Banner: Should have got paid upfront Banner.\nNatasha Romanoff: You know, for a man who's supposed to be... ...avoiding stress, you picked a hell of a place to settle.\nBruce Banner: Avoiding stress isn't the secret.\nNatasha Romanoff: Then what is it? Yoga?\nBruce Banner: And you brought me to the end of the city. Smart. I- uh- I assume the whole place is surrounded.\nNatasha Romanoff: Just you and me.\nBruce Banner: And your actress buddy? She a spy too, they start that wrong?\nNatasha Romanoff: I did.\nBruce Banner: Who are you?\nNatasha Romanoff: Natasha Romanoff.\nBruce Banner: Are you here to kill me, Ms Romanoff? 'Cause that's not going to work out for everyone.\nNatasha Romanoff: No, no. Of course not. I'm here on behalf of SHIELD.\nBruce Banner: SHIELD. How'd they find me?\nNatasha Romanoff: We never lost you, Doctor. We've kept our distance, even helped keep some other interested parties off your scent.\nBruce Banner: Why?\nNatasha Romanoff: Nick Fury seems to trust you. But now we need you to come in.\nBruce Banner: What if I say no?\nNatasha Romanoff: I'll persuade you.\nBruce Banner: And what if the- Other Guy says no?\nNatasha Romanoff: You've been more than a year without an incident. I don't think you want to break that streak.\nBruce Banner: Well, I don't every time get what I want.\nNatasha Romanoff: Doctor, we're facing a potential global catastrophe.\nBruce Banner: Oh those I actively try to avoid.\nNatasha Romanoff: This is the Tesseract. It has the potential energy to wipe out the planet.\nBruce Banner: What does Fury want me to do? Swallow it?\nNatasha Romanoff: He wants you to find it. It's been taken. It emits a Gamma signature that's too weak for us to trace. No one knows Gamma radiation like you do. If there was, that's where I'd be.\nBruce Banner: So Fury isn't after the monster?\nNatasha Romanoff: Not that he's told me.\nBruce Banner: And he tells you everything?\nNatasha Romanoff: Talk to Fury, he needs you on this.\nBruce Banner: He needs me in a cage?\nNatasha Romanoff: No one's going to put you in a-\nBruce Banner: STOP LYING TO ME! I'm sorry. That was mean. I just wanted to see what you'd do. Why don't we do this the easy way where you don't use that and the- Other Guy doesn't make a mess? Okay?...Natasha.\nNatasha Romanoff: Stand down. We're good here.\nBruce Banner: Just you and me?\nCouncilman: This is out of line, Director. You're dealing with forces you can't control.\nNick Fury: You ever been in a war, councilman? In a fire fight? Did you feel an over abundance of control?\nCouncilman: You're saying that this Asgard is declaring war on our planet?\nNick Fury: Not Asgard, Loki.\nCouncilwoman: He can't be working alone. What about the other one, his brother?\nNick Fury: Our intelligence says Thor is not a hostile. But he's worlds away and we can't depend on him to help either. It's up to us.\nCouncilman: Which is why you should be focusing on Phase Two, it was designed for exactly this purpose.\nNick Fury: Phase Two isn't ready; our enemy is. We need a response team.\nCouncilman: The Avengers Initiative was shut down.\nNick Fury: This isn't about the Avengers.\nCouncilman: We're running the world's greatest covert security network and you're gonna leave the fate of the human race to a handful of freaks.\nNick Fury: I'm not leaving anything to anyone. We need a response team. These people may be isolated, unbalanced even, but I believe, with the right push, they can be exactly what we need.\nCouncilwoman: You believe!\nCouncilman: War isn't won by sentiment, Director.\nNick Fury: No, It's won by soldiers.\nSteve Rogers: There's not enough time. I gotta put her in the water.\nPeggy Carter: You won't be alone.\nScientist: Oh my God. This guy's still alive.\nNick Fury: Trouble sleeping?\nSteve Rogers: Slept for seventy years, Sir. I think I've had my fill.\nNick Fury: Then you should be out, celebrating, seeing the world.\nSteve Rogers: When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up- they say we won. They didn't say what we lost.\nNick Fury: We've made some mistakes along the way, some very recently.\nSteve Rogers: You here with a mission, Sir?\nNick Fury: I am.\nSteve Rogers: Trying to get me back in the world?\nNick Fury: Trying to save it.\nSteve Rogers: HYDRA's secret weapon.\nNick Fury: Howard Stark fished that out of the ocean when he was looking for you. He thought what we think. The Tesseract could be the key to unlimited sustainable energy. That's something the world sorely needs.\nSteve Rogers: Who took it from you?\nNick Fury: He's called Loki. He's- not from around here. There's a lot we'll have to bring you up to speed on if you're in. The world has gotten even stranger than you already know.\nSteve Rogers: At this point I doubt anything would surprise me.\nNick Fury: Ten bucks says you're wrong. There's a debriefing packet waiting for you back at your apartment. Is there anything you can tell us about the Tesseract that we ought to know now?\nSteve Rogers: You should have left it in the ocean.\nTony Stark: Good to go on this end. The rest is up to you.\nPepper Potts: You disconnected the transmission lines? Are we off the grid?\nTony Stark: Stark Tower's about to become a beacon of self-sustaining clean energy.\nPepper Potts: Well, assuming the arc reactor takes over and it actually works.\nTony Stark: I assume. Light her up.\nPepper Potts: How does it look?\nTony Stark: Like Christmas... ...but with more- me.\nPepper Potts: We've got to go wider on the public awareness campaign. You need to do some press. I'm in DC tomorrow. I'm working on the zoning for the next three buildings.\nTony Stark: Pepper, you're killing me at the moment. Remember, enjoy the moment.\nPepper Potts: Then get in here and I will.\nJarvis: Sir, Agent Coulson of SHIELD is on the line.\nTony Stark: I'm not in. I'm actually out.\nJarvis: Sir, I'm afraid he's insisting.\nTony Stark: Grow a spine, JARVIS. I got a date.\nPepper Potts: Levels are holding steady- I think.\nTony Stark: Of course they are, I was directly involved. Which leads me to my next question. How does it feel to be a genius?\nPepper Potts: Well, ah, I really wouldn't know now would I?\nTony Stark: What do you mean? All this came from you.\nPepper Potts: No, all this came from that.\nTony Stark: Give yourself some credit, please. Stark Tower is your baby. Give yourself- twelve percent of the credit.\nPepper Potts: Twelve percent?\nTony Stark: An argument can be made for fifteen.\nPepper Potts: Twelve percent of my baby?\nTony Stark: Well, I did do all the heavy lifting. Literally, I lifted the heavy things and sorry but, the security snafu? That was on you.\nPepper Potts: Oh!\nTony Stark: My private elevator.\nPepper Potts: You mean our elevator.\nTony Stark: Yeah, it was teeming with sweaty workmen. I'm going to pay for that comment about percentages in some subtle way later aren't I?\nPepper Potts: Not gonna be that subtle.\nTony Stark: I'll tell you what, next building is gonna say 'Potts' on the tower.\nPepper Potts: On the lease!\nTony Stark: Call your mum, can you bunk over?\nJarvis: Sir, the telephone. I'm afraid my protocols are being overridden.\nTony Stark: Ah-\nPhil Coulson: Mr. Stark, we need to talk.\nTony Stark: You have reached the Life Model Decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message.\nPhil Coulson: This is urgent.\nTony Stark: Then leave it urgently. Security breach. That's on you!\nPepper Potts: Phil! Come in!\nTony Stark: Phil?\nPhil Coulson: I can't stay.\nTony Stark: Uh, his first name is Agent.\nPepper Potts: Come on in, we're celebrating.\nTony Stark: Which is why he can't stay.\nPhil Coulson: We need you to look this over, as soon as possible.\nTony Stark: I don't like being handed things.\nPepper Potts: That's fine because I love to be handed things. So, let's trade. Thank you.\nTony Stark: Official consulting hours are between eight and five every other Thursday.\nPhil Coulson: This isn't a consultation.\nPepper Potts: Is this about the Avengers? Which I know nothing about.\nTony Stark: The Avengers Initiative was scrapped, I thought, and I didn't even qualify.\nPepper Potts: I didn't know that either.\nTony Stark: Yeah, apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, don't play well with others.\nPepper Potts: That I did know.\nPhil Coulson: This isn't about personality profiles anymore.\nTony Stark: Whatever! Ms. Potts, got a sec?\nPepper Potts: Half a moment.\nTony Stark: You know, I thought we were having a moment.\nPepper Potts: I was having twelve percent of a moment. This seems serious. Phil looks pretty shaken.\nTony Stark: How would you notice- why is he Phil?\nPepper Potts: What is all this?\nTony Stark: This is- ah... ...this!\nPepper Potts: I'm going to take the jet to DC tonight.\nTony Stark: Tomorrow.\nPepper Potts: You have homework. You have a lot of homework.\nTony Stark: Well, what if I didn't?\nPepper Potts: If you didn't? You mean when you finished? Well, um, then-\nTony Stark: Square deal. Fly safe. They kiss.\nPepper Potts: Work hard. So, any chance you're driving by LaGuardia?\nPhil Coulson: I can drop you off.\nPepper Potts: Fantastic. Ooh, I want to hear about the ah- cellist, is that still a thing?\nPhil Coulson: She moved back to Portland.\nPepper Potts: What?...Boo.\nFaceless Pilot: We're about forty minutes out from home base, Sir.\nSteve Rogers: So, this Doctor Banner was trying to replicate the serum they used on me?\nPhil Coulson: A lot of people were. You were the world's first superhero. Banner thought Gamma radiation might hold the key to unlocking Erskine's original formula.\nSteve Rogers: Didn't really go his way, did it?\nPhil Coulson: Not so much. When he's not that thing though, guy's like a Stephen Hawking. He's like a- smart person. I gotta say- it's an honor to meet you, officially. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was, I was present, while you were unconscious from-the-ice. You know it's really- it's just a- just a huge honor to have you on board- it's...\nSteve Rogers: Well, I hope I'm the man for the job.\nPhil Coulson: Oh you are, absolutely. Ah- we made some modifications to the uniform. I had a little design input.\nSteve Rogers: The uniform? Aren't the stars and stripes a little...old-fashioned?\nPhil Coulson: Everything that's happening, the things that are about to come to light, people might just need a little old-fashioned.\nThe Other: The Chitauri grow restless.\nLoki: Let them goad themselves. I will lead them in a glorious battle.\nThe Other: Battle? Against the meager might of Earth.\nLoki: Glorious not lengthy- if your force is as formidable as you claim.\nThe Other: You question us? You question him? He who out the scepter in your hand, who gave you ancient knowledge and new purpose? When you were cast out- defeated!\nLoki: I was a king! The rightful king of Asgard, betrayed.\nThe Other: Your ambition is little, full of childish need. We look beyond the Earth to greater worlds the Tesseract will unveil.\nLoki: You don't have the Tesseract yet. I don't threaten. But until I open the doors, until your force is mine to command, you are but words.\nThe Other: You will have your war, Asgardian. If you fail, if the Tesseract is kept from us, there will be no realm, no barren moon, no crevice, where he cannot find you. You think you know pain? He will make you long for something as sweet as pain.\nPhil Coulson: Agent Romanoff- Captain Rogers.\nSteve Rogers: Ma'am.\nNatasha Romanoff: Hi. They need you on the bridge; they're starting the face trace.\nPhil Coulson: See you there.\nNatasha Romanoff: It was quite the buzz around here, finding you in the ice. Thought Coulson was gonna swoon. Did he ask you to sign his Captain America trading cards yet?\nSteve Rogers: Trading cards?\nNatasha Romanoff: They're vintage. He's very proud.\nSteve Rogers: Doctor Banner.\nBruce Banner: Oh, yeah, hi. They told me you'd be coming.\nSteve Rogers: Word is you can find the Cube.\nBruce Banner: Is that the only word on me?\nSteve Rogers: Only word I care about.\nBruce Banner: Must be strange for you, all of this.\nSteve Rogers: Well, this is actually kind of familiar.\nNatasha Romanoff: Gentlemen, you might wanna step inside in a minute. It's gonna get a little had to breathe.\nHelicarrier Intercom: Flight Mode. Secure the deck.\nSteve Rogers: Is this a submarine?\nBruce Banner: Really, they want me in a submerged pressurized metal container? Oh no, this is much worse.\nCarrier Bridge Tech 1: Maximum performance take off, increase output to capacity.\nFemale Carrier Bridge Tech: Power plant performing at capacity. We are clear.\nMaria Hill: All engines operating. SHIELD emergency protocol one nine three point six in effect. We're at level, sir.\nNick Fury: Good! Let's vanish.\nMaria Hill: Engage retro reflection panels.\nMale Agent: Reflection panels engaged.\nNick Fury: Gentlemen. Doctor, thank you for coming.\nBruce Banner: Thanks for asking nicely. So, um, how long am I staying?\nNick Fury: Once we get our hands on the Tesseract, you're in the wind.\nBruce Banner: Well where are you with that?\nPhil Coulson: We're sweeping every wirelessly accessible camera on the planet. Cell phones... laptops, if it's connected to a satellite, it's eyes and ears for us.\nNatasha Romanoff: It's still not gonna find them in time.\nBruce Banner: You have to narrow your field. How many Spectrometers do you have access to?\nNick Fury: How many are there?\nBruce Banner: Call every lab you know. Tell them to put the Spectrometers on the roof and calibrate them for Gamma rays. I'll rough out a tracking algorithm, basic cluster recognition. At least we could rule out a few places. Do you have somewhere for me to work?\nNick Fury: Agent Romanoff, would you show Doctor Banner to his laboratory, please?\nNatasha Romanoff: You're gonna love it, Doc. We got all the toys.\nBruce Banner: Really? Do you have the com-meter sixty-four?\nNatasha Romanoff: I'm not sure-\nBruce Banner: Oh you're very young.\nNick Fury: Hill, did you tell the council that Barton had been compromised?\nMaria Hill: Was that not procedure? Did you tell them who exactly is on your response team?\nNick Fury: Doesn't appear that I have to.\nErik Selvig: Put it over there. Where did you find all these people?\nClint Barton: SHIELD has no shortage of enemies, Doctor. This the stuff you need?\nErik Selvig: Yeah. Iridium. It's found in meteorites, it forms anti-protons. It's very hard to get hold of.\nClint Barton: Especially if SHIELD knows you need it.\nErik Selvig: Well, I didn't know. Hey! This is wonderful. The Tesseract has shown me so much. It's- it's more than knowledge, it's truth.\nLoki: I know. It, ah- it touches everyone differently. What did it show you Agent Barton?\nClint Barton: My next target.\nErik Selvig: Stick in the mud. He's got no soul. No wonder you chose this, this tomb to work in.\nClint Barton: Well, the Radisson doesn't have three levels of lead lined flooring between SHIELD and that Cube.\nLoki: I see why Fury chose you to guard it.\nClint Barton: You're going to have to contend with him sir. As long as he's in the air, I can't pin him down. And he'll be putting together a team.\nLoki: Are they a threat?\nClint Barton: To each other more than likely. But if Fury can get 'em on track, and he might, they could throw some noise our way.\nLoki: You admire Fury.\nClint Barton: He's got a clear line of sight.\nLoki: Is that why you failed to kill him?\nClint Barton: It might be. I was disoriented, and I'm not at my best with a gun.\nLoki: I want to know everything you can tell me about this team of his. I would- test their mettle. I am weary of scuttling in shadow. I mean to rule this world, not burrow in it.\nClint Barton: That's a risk\nLoki: Oh yes.\nClint Barton: If you're set on making yourself known. I could be useful.\nLoki: Tell me what you need.\nClint Barton: I need a distraction. And an eyeball.\nPhil Coulson: I mean, if it's not too much trouble.\nSteve Rogers: No-no, it's fine.\nPhil Coulson: It's a vintage set. Took me a couple of years to collect them all. Near mint, slight foxing around the edges but-\nJapser Sitwell: We got a hit. Sixty seven percent match. Wait- cross-match, seventy nine percent.\nPhil Coulson: Location?\nJapser Sitwell: Stuttgart, Germany. Twenty eight, Königstraße. He's not exactly hiding.\nNick Fury: Captain, you're up.\nLoki: Kneel before me. I said- KNEEL! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made- to be ruled. In the end- you will always kneel.\nGerman Old Man: Not to men like you.\nLoki: There are no men like me.\nGerman Old Man: There are always men like you.\nLoki: Look to your elder, people. Let him be an example.\nSteve Rogers: You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing.\nLoki: The soldier- the man out of time.\nSteve Rogers: I'm not the one who's out of time.\nNatasha Romanoff: Loki, drop the weapon and stand down.\nLoki: Kneel!\nSteve Rogers: Not today.\nNatasha Romanoff: Guy's all over the place.\nTony Stark: Agent Romanoff, you miss me? Make a move reindeer games. Good move.\nSteve Rogers: Mister Stark.\nTony Stark: Captain.\nNick Fury: He saying anything?\nNatasha Romanoff: Not a word.\nNick Fury: Just get him here, we're low on time.\nSteve Rogers: I don't like it.\nTony Stark: What? Rock of Ages giving up so easily?\nSteve Rogers: I don't remember it being that easy. This guy packs a wallop.\nTony Stark: Still, you were pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing? Pilates?\nSteve Rogers: What?\nTony Stark: It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple of things. Y'know, doing time as a Cap-sicle.\nSteve Rogers: Fury didn't tell me he was calling you in.\nTony Stark: Yeah, there's a lot of things Fury doesn't tell you.\nNatasha Romanoff: Where's this come from?\nSteve Rogers: What's the matter? Scared of a little lightening?\nLoki: I'm not overly fond of what follows.\nSteve Rogers: What are you doing?\nTony Stark: Now there's that guy.\nNatasha Romanoff: Another Asgardian?\nSteve Rogers: That guy's a friendly.\nNatasha Romanoff: Doesn't matter. If he frees Loki, or kills him, the Tesseract's lost.\nSteve Rogers: Stark, we need a plan of attack.\nTony Stark: I have a plan. Attack!\nNatasha Romanoff: I'd sit this one out, Cap.\nSteve Rogers: I don't see how I can.\nNatasha Romanoff: These guys come from legend, they're basically Gods.\nSteve Rogers: There's only one God ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.\nThor: Where is the Tesseract?\nLoki: Oh-ho, I missed you too.\nThor: Do I look to be in a gaming mood?\nLoki: Oh, you should thank me. With the Bifrost gone, how many dark energy did the All-Father have to muster to conjure you here? Your precious Earth.\nThor: I thought you dead.\nLoki: Did you mourn?\nThor: We all did. Our father-\nLoki: Your father. He did tell you my true parentage, did he not?\nThor: We were raised together, we played together, we fought together. Do you remember none of that?\nLoki: I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness. I remember you tossing me into an abyss. I who was and should be king!\nThor: So you take the world I love as recompense for your imagined slights? No. The Earth is under my protection, Loki.\nLoki: Well yes.\nThor: Then you miss the truth of ruling, brother. Throne would suit you ill.\nLoki: I've seen worlds you've never known about. I have grown, Odinson, in my exile. I have seen the true power of the Tesseract, and when I wield it-\nThor: Who showed you this power? Who controls the would-be-king?\nLoki: I am a king!\nThor: Not here. You give up the Tesseract; you give up this poisonous dream! You come home.\nLoki: I don't have it. You need the Cube to bring me home but I've sent it off I know not where.\nThor: You listen well brother-\nLoki: I'm listening?\nThor: Do not touch me again.\nTony Stark: Then don't take my stuff.\nThor: You have no idea what you're dealing with.\nTony Stark: Uh- Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you wear-th her drapes?\nThor: This is beyond you, metal man. Loki will face Asgardian justice.\nTony Stark: He gives up the Cube, he's all yours. -stay out of the way. Tourist. Okay!\nJarvis: Power at four hundred percent capacity.\nTony Stark: How bout that?\nSteve Rogers: Hey! That's enough! Now I don't know what you plan on doing here-\nThor: I've come here to put an end to Loki's schemes!\nSteve Rogers: Then prove it. Put that hammer down.\nTony Stark: Uh, yeah! No! Bad call, he loves his hammer-\nThor: You want me to put hammer down?\nSteve Rogers: Are we done here?\nNick Fury: In case it's unclear, you try to escape- you so much as scratch that glass- Thirty thousand feet straight down in a steel trap. You get how that works? Ant. Boot.\nLoki: It's an impressive cage. Not built, I think, for me.\nNick Fury: Built for something a lot stronger than you.\nLoki: Oh I've heard. A mindless beast- makes play he's still a man... How desperate are you, that you call on such lost creatures to defend you?\nNick Fury: How desperate am I?... You threaten my world with war, you steal a force you can't hope to control, you talk about peace and you kill 'cause it's fun. You have made me very desperate. You might not be glad that you did.\nLoki: Ooh. It burns you to have come so close, to have the Tesseract, to have power- unlimited power, and for what? A... warm light for all mankind to share? And then to be reminded what real power is.\nNick Fury: Well, let me know if 'real power' wants a magazine or something.\nBruce Banner: He really grows on you doesn't he?\nSteve Rogers: Loki's gonna drag this out. So, Thor, what's his play?\nThor: He has an army called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard nor any world known. He means to lead the against your people. They will win him the Earth, in return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.\nSteve Rogers: An army, from outer space?\nBruce Banner: So, he's building another portal. That's what he needs Erik Selvig for.\nThor: Selvig?\nBruce Banner: He's an astrophysicist.\nThor: He's a friend.\nNatasha Romanoff: Loki has them under some kind of spell- along with one of ours.\nSteve Rogers: I wanna know why Loki let us take him. He's not leading an army from here.\nBruce Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats, you can small crazy on him.\nThor: Have care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason but he is of Asgard, and he is my brother.\nNatasha Romanoff: He killed eighty people in two days.\nThor: He's adopted?\nBruce Banner: I think it's about the mechanics. Iridium, what do they need the Iridium for?\nTony Stark: It's a stabilizing agent. I'm saying, take a weekend; I'll fly you to Portland. Keep love alive. Means the portal won't collapse on itself like it did at SHIELD. No hard feelings point break, you got a mean swing. Also, means the portal can open as wide and stay open as long as Loki wants. Ah, raise the mizzen mast, ship the topsails. That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did. How does Fury even see these?\nMaria Hill: He turns!\nTony Stark: Sounds exhausting! The rest of the raw materials, Agent Barton can get his hands on pretty easily. Only major component he still needs is a power source- of high energy density. Something to- kick start the Cube.\nMaria Hill: When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?\nTony Stark: Last night. The packet, Selvig's notes, the extraction theory papers- am I the only one who did the reading?\nSteve Rogers: Does Loki need any particular kind of power source?\nBruce Banner: He's have to heat the Cube to a hundred and twenty million kelvin just to break through the Coulomb barrier.\nTony Stark: Unless, Selvig has figured out how to stabilize the Quantum Tunneling effect.\nBruce Banner: Well, if he could do that he could achieve heavy-ion fusion at any reactor on the planet.\nTony Stark: Finally. Someone who speaks English.\nSteve Rogers: Is that what just happened?\nTony Stark: It's good to meet you, Doctor Banner. Your work on anti-electronic collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you- lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.\nBruce Banner: ...Thanks.\nNick Fury: Doctor Banner is only here to track the Cube. I was hoping you might join him.\nSteve Rogers: I'd start with that stick of his. It may be magical but it works an awful lot like a HYDRA weapon.\nNick Fury: I don't know about that, but it is powered by the Cube. And I like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.\nThor: Monkeys? I do not understand-\nSteve Rogers: I do! I...I understood that reference.\nTony Stark: Shall we play, Doctor?\nBruce Banner: This way, sir. The Gamma readings are definitely consistent with Selvig's reports on the Tesseract. But it's gonna take weeks to process.\nTony Stark: If we bypass their mainframe and direct route to the Homer cluster we can clock this at around six hundred teraflops.\nBruce Banner: All I packed was a toothbrush.\nTony Stark: You know, you should come by Stark Tower some time. Top ten floors- all R and D. You'd love it, it's a candy land.\nBruce Banner: Thanks but...last time I was in New York I kind of broke...Harlem.\nTony Stark: Well, I promise a stress free environment. No tension, no surprises. He zaps Banner in the side.\nBruce Banner: Ow!\nSteve Rogers: Hey!\nTony Stark: Nothing?\nSteve Rogers: Are you nuts?\nTony Stark: Jury's out! You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz, bongo drums, huge bag of weed?\nSteve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you?\nTony Stark: Funny things are.\nSteve Rogers: Threatening the safety of everyone on this ship isn't funny. No offense, Doc.\nBruce Banner: No it's alright. I wouldn't have come aboard if I couldn't handle pointy things.\nTony Stark: You're tip-toeing, big man. You need to strut.\nSteve Rogers: And you need to focus on the problem, Mister Stark.\nTony Stark: You think I'm not? Why did Fury call us in? Why now, why not before? What isn't he telling us? I can't do the equation unless I have all the variables.\nSteve Rogers: You think Fury's hiding something?\nTony Stark: He's a spy. Captain, he's the spy. His secrets have secrets. It's bugging him to, isn't it?\nBruce Banner: Uh, Aah, I just wanna finish my work here and-\nSteve Rogers: Doctor?\nBruce Banner: A warm light for all mankind,\" Loki's jab at Fury about the Cube.\nSteve Rogers: I heard it.\nBruce Banner: Well, I think that was meant for you. Even if Barton didn't tell Loki about the tower, it was still all over the news.\nSteve Rogers: The Stark Tower? That big ugly building in New York?\nBruce Banner: It's powered by an arc reactor, self-sustaining energy source. That building will run itself for, what, a year?\nTony Stark: It's just the prototype. I'm kind of the only name in clean energy right now, that's what he's getting at.\nBruce Banner: So, why didn't SHIELD bring him in on the Tesseract project? What are they even doing in the energy business in the first place?\nTony Stark: I should probably look into that as soon as my decryption program finishes breaking into all of SHIELD's secure files.\nSteve Rogers: I'm sorry did you say-\nTony Stark: JARVIS has been running it since I hit the bridge. In a few hours I'll know every dirty secret SHIELD has ever tried to hide. Blueberry?\nSteve Rogers: Yet you're confused about why they didn't want you around.\nTony Stark: An intelligence organization that fears intelligence? Historically, not awesome.\nSteve Rogers: I think Loki's trying to wind us up. This is a man who means to start a war and if we don't stay focused he'll succeed. We have orders, we should follow them.\nTony Stark: Following's not really my style.\nSteve Rogers: And you're all about style, aren't you?\nTony Stark: Out of the people in this room, which one is \"A\" wearing a spangly outfit and \"B\" not of use?\nBruce Banner: Steve, tell me none of this smells a little funky to you?\nSteve Rogers: Just find the Cube.\nTony Stark: That's the guy my dad never shut up about? Wondering if they shouldn't have kept him on ice.\nBruce Banner: Guy's not wrong about Loki, he does have the jump on us.\nTony Stark: What he's got is an ACME dynamite kit. It's gonna blow up in his face, and I'm gonna be there when it does.\nBruce Banner: I'll read all about it.\nTony Stark: Mhm, or, you'll be suiting up with the rest of us.\nBruce Banner: Now, you see I don't get a suit of armor. I'm exposed, like a nerve, it's a nightmare.\nTony Stark: You know, I've got a cluster shrapnel, trying every second to crawl its way into my heart. This stops it- He taps the arc reactor. -this little circle of light. It's part of me now, not just armor. It's a terrible privilege.\nBruce Banner: But you can control it.\nTony Stark: Because I learned how.\nBruce Banner: It's different.\nTony Stark: Hey, I read all about your accident. That much Gamma exposure- should've killed you.\nBruce Banner: So you're saying that the Hulk- the Other Guy- saved my life? That's nice. That's nice sentiment. Saved it for- what?\nTony Stark: I guess we'll find out.\nBruce Banner: You may not enjoy that.\nTony Stark: And you just might.\nPhil Coulson: As soon as Loki took the doctor we... ...moved Jane Foster. We've got an excellent observatory in Tromsø. She was asked to consult there very suddenly yesterday. Handsome fee, private plane, very remote. She'll be safe.\nThor: Thank you. It's no accident Loki taking Erik Selvig. I dread what he plans for him once he's done. Erik is a good man.\nPhil Coulson: He talks about you a lot. You changed his life. You changed everything around here.\nThor: They were better as they were. We pretend on Asgard that we're more advanced, but we- we come here battling like Bildschneip.\nPhil Coulson: Like what?\nThor: Bildschneip. You know, huge, scaly, big antlers. You don't have those?\nPhil Coulson: No.\nThor: Huh! Well they are repulsive, and they trample everything in their path. When I first came to earth, Loki's rage followed me here and your people paid the price. And now again. In my youth I courted war.\nNick Fury: War hasn't started yet. You think you can make Loki tell us where the Tesseract is?\nThor: I do not know. Loki's mind is far afield, it's not just power he craves, it's vengeance upon me. There's no pain would prise his need from him.\nNick Fury: A lot of guys think that, until the pain starts.\nThor: What are you asking me to do?\nNick Fury: I'm asking, what are you prepared to do?\nThor: Loki is a prisoner.\nNick Fury: Then why do I feel like he's the only person on this boat that wants to be here?\nLoki: Hm. There's not many people that can sneak up on me.\nNatasha Romanoff: But you figured I'd come.\nLoki: After. After whatever tortures Fury can concoct, you would appear as a friend, as a balm. And I would cooperate.\nNatasha Romanoff: I wanna know what you've done to Agent Barton.\nLoki: I'd say I've expanded his mind.\nNatasha Romanoff: And once you've won. Once you're king of the mountain. What happens to his mind?\nLoki: Is this love, Agent Romanoff?\nNatasha Romanoff: Love is for children. I owe him a debt.\nLoki: Tell me.\nNatasha Romanoff: Before I worked for SHIELD, I uh- well, I made a name for myself. I have a very specific skill set. I didn't care who I used it for, or on. I got on SHIELD's radar in a bad way. Agent Barton was sent to kill me, he made a different call.\nLoki: And what will you do if I vow to spare him?\nNatasha Romanoff: Not let you out.\nLoki: Ah, no. But I like this. Your world in the balance, and you bargain for one man?\nNatasha Romanoff: Regime's fall everyday. I tend not to weep over that, I'm Russian, or I was.\nLoki: And what are you now?\nNatasha Romanoff: It's really not that complicated. I got red in my ledger. I'd like to wipe it out.\nLoki: Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? Drakov's daughter? Sao Paulo? The hospital fire? Barton told me everything. Your ledger is dripping, it's gushing red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child, a prayer. Pathetic. ...You lie and kill in the service of liars... ...and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code... ...something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away. I won't touch Barton! Not until I make him kill you. Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. And then he'll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when he screams I'll split his skull! This is my bargain, you mewling quim!\nNatasha Romanoff: You're a monster!\nLoki: Oh, no. You brought the monster.\nNatasha Romanoff: So, Banner? That's your play.\nLoki: What?\nNatasha Romanoff: Loki means to unleash the Hulk. Keep Banner in the lab, I'm on my way. Send Thor as well. Thank you, for your cooperation!\nNick Fury: What are you doing, Mr. Stark?\nTony Stark: Uh- kind of been wondering the same thing about you.\nNick Fury: You're supposed to be locating the Tesseract.\nBruce Banner: We are, the model's locked and we're sweeping for the signature now. When we get a hit, we'll have the location within half a mile.\nTony Stark: And you'll get your cube back, no muss, no fuss. What is Phase Two?\nSteve Rogers: Phase Two is SHIELD used the Cube to make weapons. Sorry, computer was moving a little slow for me.\nNick Fury: Rogers, we gathered everything related to the Tesseract. This does not mean that we're-\nTony Stark: I'm sorry, Nick. What were you lying?\nSteve Rogers: I was wrong, Director. The world hasn't changed a bit.\nBruce Banner: Did you know about this?\nNatasha Romanoff: You wanna think about removing yourself from this environment, doctor?\nBruce Banner: I was in Calcutta, I was pretty well removed.\nNatasha Romanoff: Loki's manipulating you.\nBruce Banner: And you've been doing what exactly?\nNatasha Romanoff: You didn't come here because I bat my eyelashes at you.\nBruce Banner: Yes, and I'm not leaving because suddenly you get a little twitchy. I'd like to know why SHIELD is using the Tesseract to build weapons of mass destruction.\nNick Fury: Because of him.\nThor: Me?\nNick Fury: Last year earth had a visitor from another planet who had a grudge match that leveled a small town. We learned that not only are we not alone, but we are hopelessly- hilariously, out-gunned.\nThor: My people want nothing but peace with your planet.\nNick Fury: But you're not the only people out there, are you? And, you're not the only threat. The world's filling up with people who can't be matched, they can't be controlled.\nSteve Rogers: Like you controlled the cube!\nThor: Your work with the Tesseract is what drew Loki to it, and his allies. It is the signal to all the realms that the earth is ready for A HIGHER FORM OF WAR.\nSteve Rogers: A higher form?!\nNick Fury: You forced our hand! We had to come up with some-\nTony Stark: Nuclear deterrent! 'Cause that always calms everything right down.\nNick Fury: Remind me again how you made your fortune, Stark?\nSteve Rogers: I'm sure if he still made weapons, Stark would be neck deep-\nTony Stark: Wait-Wait! Hold on! How is this now about me?\nSteve Rogers: I'm sorry, isn't everything?\nThor: I thought humans were more evolved than this.\nNick Fury: Excuse me, did we come to your planet and blow stuff up?\nThor: Tis your champion.\nNick Fury: YOU'RE NOT MY CHAMPION!\nNatasha Romanoff: Are you boys really that naive? S.H.I.E.L.D monitors potential threats.\nTony Stark: You furious? I'm furious.\nBruce Banner: And Captain America is on the threat poll?\nNatasha Romanoff: We all are!\nNick Fury: That's not your concern doctor!\nTony Stark: You're on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?\nSteve Rogers: I swear to God, Stark, one more crack...\nTony Stark: You're a threat. VERBAL THREAT! I FEEL THREATENED!\nSteve Rogers: SHOW SOME RESPECT.\nTony Stark: RESPECT WHAT!\nBruce Banner: YEAH MAN HANDLE ME NOW, THAT'LL BE GOOD!\nIntercom Voice: Transport six-six-five-oh. Please relay your form code. Got you on the computer but not on the data log. What is your haul? Over.\nPilot: Arms to ammunition. Over.\nThor: You speak of control, yet you court chaos!\nBruce Banner: It's his MO, isn't it? I mean, what are we, a team? No, no, no. We're a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We're- we're a time bomb.\nNick Fury: You need to step away.\nTony Stark: Why shouldn't they guy let off a little steam?\nSteve Rogers: You know damn well why! Back off!\nTony Stark: Oh, I'm starting to want you to make me.\nSteve Rogers: Yeah, big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?\nTony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.\nSteve Rogers: I know guys with none of that worth ten of you. I've seen the footage. The only thing you really fight for is yourself. You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.\nTony Stark: I think I would just cut the wire.\nSteve Rogers: Always a way out. You know, you may not be a threat, but you better stop pretending to be a hero.\nTony Stark: A hero, like you? You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle.\nSteve Rogers: Put on the suit, let's go a few rounds.\nThor: You people are so petty, and tiny.\nBruce Banner: Yeah, this is a team.\nNick Fury: Agent Romanoff, would you escort Dr. Banner back to his-\nBruce Banner: WHERE? YOU RENTED MY ROOM!\nNick Fury: The cell was just-\nBruce Banner: IN CASE YOU NEEDED TO KILL ME. BUT YOU CAN'T, I KNOW, I TRIED! I got low. I didn't see an end so I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out. So I moved on, I focused on helping other people. I was good until you dragged me back into this freak show and put everyone here at risk. You wanna know my secret, Agent Romanoff? You wanna know how I stay calm?\nSteve Rogers: Doctor Banner, put down the scepter.\nNick Fury: Got it!\nBruce Banner: Sorry, kids. You don't get to see my party trick after all.\nThor: Located the Tesseract?\nTony Stark: I can get there faster.\nSteve Rogers: Look, all of us-\nNovar: The Tesseract belongs on Asgard, no human is a match for it.\nSteve Rogers: You're not going alone!\nTony Stark: You gonna stop me?\nSteve Rogers: Put on the suit, let's find out!\nTony Stark: I'm not afraid to hit an old man.\nSteve Rogers: Put on the suit.\nBruce Banner: Oh-my-god.\nSteve Rogers: Put on the suit.\nTony Stark: Yep.\nIntercom Voice: All hands engaged.\nNick Fury: Hill!\nMaria Hill: Number Three engine is down.\nFemale Carrier Bridge Tech: We've been hit.\nMaria Hill: Did we get a run in? Talk to me.\nOff Screen Worker: We got a fire in Engine Three.\nCarrier Bridge Tech 1: The line looks mostly in tact but it's impossible to get out there to make repairs while we're in the air.\nMaria Hill: We lose one more engine we won't be. Somebody's gotta get outside and patch that engine.\nNick Fury: Stark, you copy that?\nTony Stark: I'm on it.\nNick Fury: Coulson, initiate defensive lock down in the contingent center. Then get to the armory. Romanoff!\nNatasha Romanoff: Okay! We're okay, right?\nClint Barton: Keep that engine down. Detention, wait for camera to go dark. Stay close.\nTony Stark: Find engine three. I'll meet you there.\nNatasha Romanoff: Doctor? Bruce, you gotta fight it. This is just what Loki wants. We're gonna be okay. Listen to me.\nMaintenance Guy: You hurt?\nNatasha Romanoff: We're gonna be okay. Right? I swear on my life I will get you out of this, you will walk away, and never ever -\nBruce Banner: Your life?\nNatasha Romanoff: Bruce.\nNick Fury: Bring the carrier to a one-eight-zero south. Take us to the water.\nShield Agent: We're blind. Navigation re calibrated after the engine failure.\nNick Fury: Is the sun coming up?\nShield Agent: Yes, sir.\nNick Fury: Then put us on the left. Get us over water. One more turbine goes down then we drop.\nSteve Rogers: Stark! Stark, I'm here.\nTony Stark: Good. Let's see what we got. I gotta get this super conducting cooling system back online before I can access the rotors, work on dislodging the debris. I need you to get to that engine control panel and tell me which relays are in overload position. What's it look like in there?\nSteve Rogers: It seems to run on some form of electricity.\nTony Stark: Well, you're not wrong.\nThor: We're not your enemies, Banner! Try to think!\nSteve Rogers: 'Kay, the relays are intact. What's our next move?\nTony Stark: Even if I clear the rotors, this thing won't re-engage without a jump... ...I'm gonna have to get in there and push.\nSteve Rogers: Well, if that thing gets up to speed, you'll get shredded!\nTony Stark: Then stay in the control unit and reverse polarity long enough to disengage maglev and that should-\nSteve Rogers: Speak English!\nTony Stark: See that red lever? It'll slow the rotors down long enough for me to get out. Stand by it, wait for my word.\nNick Fury: We need full evac on the lower hangar bed.\nMaria Hill: GRENADE!\nIntercom Voice: We've got perimeter breach. Hostiles are in SHIELD gear. Call out to every junction. We've got the Hulk and Thor on Research Level Four. Levels Two and Three are gone.\nMaria Hill: Sir, the Hulk will tear this place apart!\nNick Fury: Get his attention.\nMaria Hill: Escort 6-Oh, proceed to Wishbone and... ...engage hostile. Don't get too close.\nYoung Shield Pilot: Copy. Target acquired. Target engaged.\nNick Fury: They are not getting through here so what the-\nIntercom Voice: Engine One is now in shutdown.\nShield Worker: Sir, we've lost all power in Engine One.\nNick Fury: It's Barton, he took out our systems. He's headed for the detention lab. Does anybody copy?\nNatasha Romanoff: This is Agent Romanoff. I copy.\nNick Fury: Stark, we're losing altitude.\nTony Stark: Yep, noticed.\nLoki: Are you ever not going to fall for that? The humans think us immortal. Shall we test that?\nPhil Coulson: Move away please. Do you like this? We started working on the prototype after you sent the Destroyer. Even I don't know what it does. Do you wanna find out?\nThor: NO!\nClint Barton: Natasha!\nPhil Coulson: You're going to lose.\nLoki: Am I?\nPhil Coulson: It's in your nature,\nLoki: your heroes are scattered, your floating fortress falls from the sky. Where is my disadvantage?\nPhil Coulson: You lack conviction.\nLoki: I don't think I-\nPhil Coulson: So that's what it does.\nIntercom Voice: All hands to your stations immediately.\nTony Stark: Cap hit the lever!\nSteve Rogers: i need a minute here!\nTony Stark: Lever! Now! Uh-oh.\nPhil Coulson: I'm sorry boss. They got rabbited.\nNick Fury: Just stay awake. Eyes on me.\nPhil Coulson: Oh I'm clockin' out here.\nNick Fury: Not an option.\nPhil Coulson: It's okay, boss. This was never gonna work- if they didn't have something- to\nNick Fury: Agent Coulson is down.\nShield Worker: A medical team is on its way to your location.\nNick Fury: They're here. They called it. These were in Phil Coulson's jacket. Guess he never did get you to sign them. We're dead in the air up here. Our communications, location of the cube, Banner, Thor. I got nothing for you. Lost my one good eye. Think I had that coming. Yes, we were going to build an arsenal with the Tesseract. I never put all my chips on that number, though, because I was playing something even riskier. There was an idea, Stark knows this, called the Avengers Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people, see if they could become something more. See if they could work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles that we never could. Phil Coulson died still believing in that idea, in heroes. Well, it's an old fashioned notion.\nSecurity Guard: You fell out of the sky.\nBruce Banner: Did I hurt anyone?\nSecurity Guard: There's nobody around here to get hurt. You did scare the hell out of some pigeons though.\nBruce Banner: Lucky.\nSecurity Guard: Or just good aim. You were awake when you fell.\nBruce Banner: You saw?\nSecurity Guard: The whole thing, right through the ceiling. Big and green and buck ass nude. Here- didn't think those would fit you until you shrunk down to a regular size fella.\nBruce Banner: Thank you.\nSecurity Guard: Are you an alien?\nBruce Banner: What?\nSecurity Guard: From outer space, an alien?\nBruce Banner: No.\nSecurity Guard: Well then, son, you've got a condition. So, which one is it?\nBruce Banner: Sorry?\nSecurity Guard: Are you a big guy that gets all little, or a little guy that, ah- sometimes blows up large?\nBruce Banner: You know- I'm not even sure.\nSecurity Guard: You got somewhere to go?\nBruce Banner: Stark Tower. I- no. Yes.\nSecurity Guard: I'd expect some confusion of the mind, since your body's kind of all over the place, but it has to be one or the other.\nBruce Banner: I know where I could do the most good, but it's where I can do the most harm.\nSecurity Guard: Well, that's no different than anybody else. Me? I'm here is Jersey where I can't do much of either. And since I'm not likely to move on from this placement, you may as well- pilfer my ride.\nBruce Banner: I don't know which way to go.\nSecurity Guard: Your mind's already made up, son. The rest of you will follow.\nNatasha Romanoff: Clint, you're gonna be alright.\nClint Barton: You know that? Is that what you know? I gotta go in though. I have to flush him out.\nNatasha Romanoff: You gotta level out, it's gonna take time.\nClint Barton: You don't understand. Have you ever had someone take your brain and play? Pull you out and stuff something else in? You know what it's like to be unmade?\nNatasha Romanoff: You know that I do.\nClint Barton: Why am I back? How did you get him out?\nNatasha Romanoff: Cognitive recalibration. I hit you really hard in the head.\nClint Barton: Thanks. Natasha, how many agents?\nNatasha Romanoff: Don't. Don't do that to yourself, Clint. This is Loki. This is monsters and magic and nothing we were ever trained for.\nClint Barton: Loki. He get away?\nNatasha Romanoff: Yeah. I don't suppose you know where?\nClint Barton: Didn't need to know. Didn't ask. He's gonna make his play soon though. Today.\nNatasha Romanoff: We gotta stop him.\nClint Barton: Yeah? Who's we?\nNatasha Romanoff: I don't know. Whoever is left.\nClint Barton: Well, if I put an arrow through Loki's eye socket I'd sleep better I suppose.\nNatasha Romanoff: Now you sound like you.\nClint Barton: But you don't. You're a spy, not a soldier. Now you want to wade into a war. Why? What did Loki do to you?\nNatasha Romanoff: He didn't, I just-\nClint Barton: Natasha.\nNatasha Romanoff: I've been compromised. I got red in my ledger. I'd like to wipe it out.\nSteve Rogers: Was he married?\nTony Stark: No. There was a uh- cellist, I think.\nSteve Rogers: I'm sorry. He seemed like a good man.\nTony Stark: He was an idiot.\nSteve Rogers: Why? For believing?\nTony Stark: For taking on Loki alone.\nSteve Rogers: He was doing his job.\nTony Stark: He was out of his league. He should have waited. He should have-\nSteve Rogers: Sometimes there isn't a way out, Tony.\nTony Stark: Right. How did that work for him?\nSteve Rogers: Is this the first time you've lost a soldier?\nTony Stark: We are not soldiers! I'm not marching to Fury's fife.\nSteve Rogers: Neither am I. He's got the same blood on his hands that Loki does, but right now we gotta put that behind us and get this done. Now Loki needs a power source, if we can put together a list-\nTony Stark: He made it personal.\nSteve Rogers: That's not the point.\nTony Stark: That is the point. That's Loki's point. He hit us all right where we live. Why?\nSteve Rogers: To tear us apart.\nTony Stark: Yeah, divide and conquer is great but- he knows he has to take us out to win, right? That's what he wants. He wants to beat us, he wants to be seen doing it. He wants an audience.\nSteve Rogers: Right. I caught his act in Stuttgart.\nTony Stark: Yeah. That's just previews, this is- this is opening night. And Loki, he's a full-tail diva. He wants flowers, he wants parades, he wants a monument built to the skies with his name plastered...Son of-a-bitch.\nSteve Rogers: Time to go.\nNatasha Romanoff: Go where?\nSteve Rogers: I'll tell you on the way. Can you fly one of those jets?\nClint Barton: I can.\nSteve Rogers: Got a suit?\nClint Barton: Yeah.\nSteve Rogers: Then suit up.\nShield Engineer: Hey, you guys aren't authorized to be in here.\nSteve Rogers: Son, just don't!\nMaria Hill: Sir.\nNick Fury: Agent Hill.\nMaria Hill: Those cards, they were in Coulson's locker, not in his jacket.\nNick Fury: They needed the push.\nIntercom Voice: We've got unauthorized departure from Bay Six.\nNick Fury: They found it. Get our communications back up, whatever you have to do. I want eyes on everything.\nMaria Hill: Yes, sir.\nJarvis: Sir, I turned off the arc reactor. The device is already self-sustaining\nTony Stark: Shut it down, Dr. Selvig.\nErik Selvig: It's too late! She can't stop now. She wants to show us something! A new universe.\nTony Stark: Okay.\nJarvis: The barrier is pure energy. It's unbreachable.\nTony Stark: Yeah, I got that. I'm beat.\nJarvis: Sir, the Mark Seven is not ready for deployment.\nTony Stark: Then skip the spinning rims, we're on the clock.\nLoki: Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.\nTony Stark: Uh- actually, I'm planning to threaten you.\nLoki: You should have left your armor on for that.\nTony Stark: Yeah, it's seen a bit of mileage. You've got the uh- blue stick of destiny. Would you like a drink?\nLoki: Stalling me won't change anything.\nTony Stark: No, no, no- threatening. No drink? You sure? I'm having one.\nLoki: The Chitauri are coming, nothing will change that. What have I to fear?\nTony Stark: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. 'Earth's Mightiest Heroes' type of thing.\nLoki: Yes, I'm met them.\nTony Stark: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But, let's do a head count here. Your brother, the Demi-God; A super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.\nLoki: That was the plan.\nTony Stark: Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they'll come for you.\nLoki: I have an army.\nTony Stark: We have a Hulk.\nLoki: Oh, I thought the beast had wandered off.\nTony Stark: Yeah- you're missing the point. There's no throne, there is no version of this, where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us, but it's all on you. 'Cause if we can't protect the earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it.\nLoki: How will your friends have time for me, when they're so busy fighting you? This usually works.\nTony Stark: Well, performance issues. You know? JARVIS, anytime now.\nLoki: You will all fall before me.\nTony Stark: JARVIS. Deploy. Deploy! And there's one other person you pissed off! His name is Phil. Right! Army.\nThor: Loki, turn off the Tesseract or I'll destroy it!\nLoki: You can't. There is no stopping it. There is only the war!\nThor: So be it.\nNatasha Romanoff: Stark, we're on a three heading north east.\nTony Stark: What, did you stop for drive-thru? Swing that park, I'm gonna lay 'em out for you.\nJarvis: Sir, we have more incoming.\nTony Stark: Fine. Let's keep them occupied.\nClint Barton: Nat!\nNatasha Romanoff: I see 'em.\nSteve Rogers: We gotta get back up there. Stark, are you seeing this?\nTony Stark: Seeing. still working on believing... ...Where's Banner? Has he shown up yet?\nSteve Rogers: Banner?\nTony Stark: Just keep me posted. JARVIS, find me a soft spot.\nThor: Look at this! Look around you! You think this madness will end with your rule?\nLoki: It's too late. It's too late to stop it.\nThor: No. We can, together.\nLoki: Sentiment!\nClint Barton: We've got civilians trapped.\nSteve Rogers: Loki. They're fish in a barrel down there.\nNatasha Romanoff: We got this. It's good. Go!\nSteve Rogers: You think you can hold them off?\nClint Barton: Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure.\nNatasha Romanoff: Just like Budapest all over again!\nClint Barton: You and I remember Budapest very differently.\nYoung Cop: It's gonna be an hour before they scramble the National Guard.\nPolice Sergeant: National Guard! Does the army know what's happening here?\nYoung Cop: Do we?\nSteve Rogers: You need men in these buildings. There are people inside and they can be running right into the line of fire. You take them to the basement or through the subway, you keep them off the streets. I need a perimeter as far back as 39th.\nPolice Sergeant: Why the hell should I take orders from you? I need men in those buildings, lead the people down and away from the streets. We gonna set up a perimeter all the way down to 39th street.\nTony Stark: It noticed me... ...yay!\nSteve Rogers: What's the story upstairs?\nThor: The power surrounding the cube is impenetrable.\nTony Stark: Thor is right, we gotta deal with these guys.\nNatasha Romanoff: How do we do this?\nSteve Rogers: As a team.\nThor: I have unfinished business with Loki.\nClint Barton: Oh yeah! Get in line.\nSteve Rogers: Save it. Loki's gonna keep this fight focused on us and that's what we need. Without him these things could run wild. We got Stark up top, he's gonna need us to-\nBruce Banner: So, this all seems horrible.\nNatasha Romanoff: I've seen worse.\nBruce Banner: Sorry.\nNatasha Romanoff: No, we could- use a little worse.\nSteve Rogers: Stark, we got him.\nTony Stark: Banner?\nSteve Rogers: Just like you said.\nTony Stark: Then tell him to suit up. I'm bringing the party to you.\nNatasha Romanoff: I don't see how that's a party.\nSteve Rogers: Doctor Banner, now might be a really good time for you to get angry.\nBruce Banner: That's my secret, Cap. I'm always angry.\nTony Stark: Hold On!\nLoki: Send the rest.\nNatasha Romanoff: Guys?\nTony Stark: Call it, Captain.\nSteve Rogers: Alright, listen up. Until we can close that portal up there, we're gonna use containment. Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash.\nClint Barton: Wanna give me a lift?\nTony Stark: Right. Better clench up, Legolas.\nSteve Rogers: Thor! You gotta try and bottleneck that portal, slow 'em down. You got the lightning, light the bastards up. You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here. And Hulk! Smash!\nMaria Hill: Sir. The council is on.\nClint Barton: Stark. You gotta lot of strays on your tail.\nTony Stark: Just tryin' to keep them off the streets.\nClint Barton: Well they can't bank worth a damn.\nTony Stark: I will roger that. Oh- boy. Nice call. What else you got?\nClint Barton: Well, Thor's taking out a squadron down on 6th.\nTony Stark: And he didn't invite me!\nNatasha Romanoff: Captain, none of this is gonna mean a damn thing if we don't close that portal.\nSteve Rogers: Our biggest guns couldn't touch it.\nNatasha Romanoff: Well, maybe it's not about guns.\nSteve Rogers: You wanna get up there, you're gonna need a ride.\nNatasha Romanoff: I got a ride. I could use a boost though.\nSteve Rogers: You sure about this?\nNatasha Romanoff: Yeah, it's gonna be fun! Turn, turn, Ah!\nClint Barton: Captain, the bank on 42nd, past Madison. They cornered a lot of civilians in there.\nSteve Rogers: I'm on it. Everyone clear out!\nCouncilwoman: Director Fury. The council has made a decision...\nNick Fury: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.\nCouncilman: Director, you're closer than any of our subs, you scramble that jet-\nNick Fury: That is the island of Manhattan, Councilman. Until I'm certain my team can't hold it, I will not order a nuclear strike against a civilian population.\nCouncilman: If we don't hold them in the air, we lose everything.\nNick Fury: I'd send that bird out, we already have.\nNatasha Romanoff: Oh you! Hawkeye!\nClint Barton: Nat, what are you doing?\nNatasha Romanoff: Uh, a little help!\nClint Barton: I got it.\nLoki: ENOUGH! You are, all of you, beneath me! I AM GOD, YOU DULL CREATURE, AND I WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY-\nHulk: Puny God.\nErik Selvig: The scepter.\nNatasha Romanoff: Doctor.\nErik Selvig: Loki's scepter, the energy- the Tesseract can't fight. You can't protect against yourself.\nNatasha Romanoff: It's not your fault. You didn't know what you were doing.\nErik Selvig: Well, actually I think I did. I built in a safety to cut the power source.\nNatasha Romanoff: Loki's scepter.\nErik Selvig: It may be able to close the portal. And I'm looking right at it.\nJarvis: Sir, we will lose power before we penetrate that shell.\nTony Stark: JARVIS, you ever hear the tale of Jonah?\nJarvis: I wouldn't consider him a role model.\nCouncilwoman: Director Fury is no longer in command. Override seven-alpha-one-one.\nJet Pilot: Seven-alpha-one-one confirmed. We're go for takeoff.\nMaria Hill: SIR, WE HAVE A BIRD IN MOTION! Anyone on the deck we have a rogue bird. We need to shut it down! Repeat, takeoff is not authorized!\nNick Fury: Stark, you hear me? You have a missile headed straight for the city.\nTony Stark: How long?\nNick Fury: Three minutes. Max. Stay load can wipe out mid-town.\nTony Stark: JARVIS, put everything we got into the thrusters.\nJarvis: I just did.\nJet Pilot: Package is sent. Detonation in two minutes, thirty seconds. Mark.\nThor: You ready for another bout?\nSteve Rogers: What, you gettin' sleepy?\nErik Selvig: Right at the crown!\nNatasha Romanoff: I can close it. Can anybody copy? I can shut the portal down!\nSteve Rogers: Do it!\nTony Stark: No, wait.\nSteve Rogers: Stark, these things are still coming!\nTony Stark: I got a nuke coming in, it's gonna blow in less than a minute. And I know just where to put it.\nSteve Rogers: Stark, you know that's a one way trip.\nTony Stark: Save the rest for the turn J.\nJarvis: Sir, shall I try Miss Potts?\nTony Stark: Might as well.\nReporter: Streets in New York City have become a battle ground. The army is here trying to contain the violence but clearly it is outmatch- ...Billionaire Tony Stark's Iron Man-\nJarvis: Sorry, Miss-\nNatasha Romanoff: Come on, Stark.\nSteve Rogers: Close it. Son of a gun!\nThor: He's not slowing down.\nTony Stark: What the hell? What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.\nSteve Rogers: We won.\nTony Stark: Alright, Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. You ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it.\nThor: We're not finished yet.\nTony Stark: And then shawarma after?\nLoki: If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.\nMale Reporter: Despite the dev... ...devastation of what has been confirmed as an extraterrestrial attack, the extraordinary heroics of the group known as the Avengers-\nMale Citizen: It's really great knowing they're out there, you know. That someone's watching over us.\nFemale Citizen: I love you, Thor!\nHusband: I just don't feel safe with those thing out there.\nWife: It seems like there's a lot they're not telling us.\nStan Lee: Superheroes? In New York? Give me a break!\nThe Senator: These so called heroes have to be held responsible for the destruction done to the city. This was their fight. Where are they now?\nReporter: Tough questions are being asked about the Avengers themselves, their sudden appearance and equally sudden disappearance.\nWaitress: What, that this is all somehow their fault? Captain America saved my life. Wherever he is, and wherever any of them are, I would just- I would wanna say thank you.\nCouncilman 2: Where are the Avengers?\nNick Fury: I'm not currently tracking their whereabouts. I'd say they've earned a leave of absence.\nCouncilwoman: And the Tesseract?\nNick Fury: The Tesseract is where belongs...out of our reach.\nCouncilman: That's not your call.\nNick Fury: I didn't make it. I just didn't argue with the god that did.\nCouncilman: So you let him take it... and the war criminal Loki, who should be answering for his crime.\nNick Fury: Oh I think he will be.\nCouncilwoman: I don't think you understand what you've started... ...letting The Avengers loose on this world. They're dangerous.\nNick Fury: They surely are, and the whole world knows it. Every world knows it!\nCouncilman: Was that the point in all this? A statement.\nNick Fury: A promise.\nMaria Hill: Sir, how does it work now...? ...They've gone their separate ways, some pretty extremely far. We get into a situation like this again, what happens then?\nNick Fury: They'll come back!\nMaria Hill: Really sure about that?\nNick Fury: I am.\nMaria Hill: Why?\nNick Fury: Because we'll need them to.\nThe Other: The humans, they are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly and therefore cannot be ruled. To challenge them, is to court Death."}
{"text": "Tony Stark: We create our own demons. Who said that? What does that even mean? Doesn't matter, I said it cause he said it. So now he was famous and that's basically get said by two well known guys. I don't, uh... I'm gonna start again. Let's track this from the beginning.\nHappy Hogan: Half hour till the ball drops.\nTony Stark: Hey, do you want...?\nParty Guest: Tony Stark? Great speech, man!\nHappy Hogan: I got you, pal.\nTony Stark: I gave a speech? How was it?\nHappy Hogan: Pitiful\nMaya Hansen: Unintelligible.\nTony Stark: Really?\nMaya Hansen: Mmm-hmm.\nTony Stark: It's my favorite kind, a winning combo.\nMaya Hansen: Where are we going?\nTony Stark: Uh, to town on each other, probably back in your room. Cause I also wanna see your research.\nMaya Hansen: Okay, you can see my research, but that's...I'm not gonna show you my \"town.\"\nHo Yinsen: Mr. Stark\nTony Stark: Oh, I finally met a man called \"Ho.\"\nHo Yinsen: I would like to introduce you to our guest, Dr. Wu.\nTony Stark: Oh, this guy.\nHo Yinsen: Mr. Stark.\nTony Stark: Hey. You're a heart doctor. She's going to need a cardiologist after I...\nMaya Hansen: Bye.\nHo Yinsen: Perhaps another time.\nTony Stark: It started in Bern, Switzerland, 1999.\nAldrich Killian: Mr. Stark!\nTony Stark: I never thought they'd come back to bite me. Why would they?\nAldrich Killian: Oh, wow! Hey, Tony! Aldrich Killian. I'm a big fan of your work!\nMaya Hansen: My work?\nTony Stark: Who isn't? He means me.\nAldrich Killian: Well, of course. But, Miss Hansen, my organization has been tracking your research since year two of MIT.\nHappy Hogan: Yeah, we're full.\nTony Stark: Oh, wow. He made it. He made the cut.\nHappy Hogan: What floor are you going to, pal?\nAldrich Killian: Oh, now, that is an appropriate question. The ground floor, actually. I've got a proposal I'm putting together with myself. It's a privately funded think tank called, Advanced Idea Mechanics.\nTony Stark: Uh... she'll take both.\nMaya Hansen: Okay.\nTony Stark: One to throw away and one to not call.\nAldrich Killian: Advanced Idea Mechanics, or AIM for short. Do you get it?\nTony Stark: I see that, cause it's on your t-shirt.\nAldrich Killian: Aw!\nTony Stark: Ladies, follow the mullet. Ladies first.\nMaya Hansen: Thank you, I'll call you.\nTony Stark: I'm titillated by the notion of working with you.\nAldrich Killian: Yeah?\nTony Stark: Yeah, cheese clown. I'll see you up on the roof in five minutes. I'm just going to try to get my beef wet real quick. You know what I'm talkin' about?\nAldrich Killian: I'll see you up there.\nTony Stark: Damn betcha. Come on! I thought that was just a theory.\nMaya Hansen: Well, it was. If I'm right, we can access the area of the brain that governs repair...\nTony Stark: Wow.\nMaya Hansen: ...And chemically recode it.\nTony Stark: That's incredible. Essentially you're hacking into the genetic...\nBoth: ...Genetic operating system...\nTony Stark: ...of a...\nMaya Hansen: Exactly.\nTony Stark: ...living organism.\nMaya Hansen: Yes.\nTony Stark: Wow.\nMaya Hansen: Is that... Can you...\nHappy Hogan: What?\nMaya Hansen: Can you not touch my plant. It's not...she doesn't like it. She prefers...\nTony Stark: She's not like the others. Come on. Let's go in the bedroom. Happy...\nMaya Hansen: That's cute, but...\nTony Stark: Leave her ficus alone.\nMaya Hansen: Because... and, no, seriously don't.\nTony Stark: And you're starting with plants?\nMaya Hansen: For now, yeah.\nTony Stark: Huh.\nMaya Hansen: I'm calling it Extremis. Well, it's...\nBoth: Human application.\nMaya Hansen: Exactly! Exactly. Dendritic revitalization.\nTony Stark: It's revolutionary.\nMaya Hansen: Disease prevention...\nTony Stark: Changes the world.\nMaya Hansen: ...even limb regrowth.\nTony Stark: You're the most gifted woman I've ever met.\nMaya Hansen: Wow.\nTony Stark: In Switzerland.\nMaya Hansen: Hmm, that's better. Aw, you're seeing things.\nTony Stark: This week. You almost bought it, didn't you?\nMaya Hansen: This is what I'm talking about, the glitch.\nTony Stark: Have you checked the telomerase algorithm?\nMaya Hansen: The what?\nHappy Hogan: Down! Stay down! Stay down, boss.\nTony Stark: We're good.\nHappy Hogan: Stay down.\nTony Stark: You're...you're right on me. I made it. What the hell was that?\nHappy Hogan: What was that?\nMaya Hansen: It's a glitch in my work. It's...\nTony Stark: She was just talking about it. Glitches happening.\nHappy Hogan: It's not Y2K.\nMaya Hansen: No.\nTony Stark: Hey!\nHappy Hogan: Happy New Year.\nTony Stark: Happy New Year.\nMaya Hansen: Happy New Year.\nTony Stark: Alright, I'll see you in the morning, goodnight.\nHappy Hogan: You good?\nTony Stark: Yep.\nHappy Hogan: I'll be right outside.\nTony Stark: Okay. So why am I telling you this? Because I had just created demons, and I didn't even know it. Yeah, those were the good times. Then I moved on. After a brief soiree in an Afghan cave, I said goodbye to the party scene. Forgot that night in Switzerland. These days I'm a changed man, I'm different now. I'm well... you know who I am. Ow!\nJarvis: Sir, please may I request just a few hours to calibrate...\nTony Stark: No. Forty-eight. Ah! Micro-repeater implanting sequence complete.\nJarvis: As you wish, sir. I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.\nTony Stark: Which I will. Right, let's do this. Dummy. Hi, Dummy. How did you get that cap on your head? You earned it. Hey. Hey! What are you doing round in the corner? You know what you did. Blood on my mat, handle it.\nJarvis: Sir, may I remind you that you've been awake for nearly seventy-two hours.\nTony Stark: Focus up, ladies. Good evening, and welcome to the birthing suite. I'm pleased to announce the imminent arrival of your bouncing, bad-ass, baby brother. Start tight and go wide, stamp in time. Mark 42 autonomous prehensile propulsion suit test. Initialize sequence. Jarvis, drop my needle. Crap. Alright, I think we got this. Send 'em all. Probably a little fast, slow it down. Slow it down just a... ...little bit. Cool it, will you, Jarvis? Come on. I ain't scared of you. I'm the best.\nJarvis: As always, sir, a great pleasure watching you work.\nTony Stark: And I guess seventy-two hours isn't a long time between siesta's. Didn't think it could get any worse. Then I had to go and turn on the TV. That's when he happened.\nThe Mandarin: Some people call me a terrorist, I consider myself a teacher. America, ready for another lesson. In 1864 in Sand Creek Colorado the U.S. military waited till the friendly Cheyenne braves all gone hunting, waited to attack and slaughter their families left behind, and claim their land. Thirty-nine hours ago the Ali Al Salem Air Base in Kuwait was attacked. I...I...I did that. A quaint military church filled with wives and children, of course. The soldiers were out on maneuvers, the braves were away. President Ellis, you continue to resist my attempts to educate you, sir. And now, you've missed me again. You know who I am, you don't know where I am, and you'll never see me coming.\nNews Reporter #1: And now that we seem to be back, let's recap some of the frightening...\nNews Reporter #2: American Airwaves were highjacked...\nNews Reporter #3: The nation remains on high alert...\nNews Reporter #4: All attempts to find the Mandarin have so far proved unsuccessful...\nPresident Ellis: Central to my Administration's response to this terrorist event, is a newly minted resource. I know him as Colonel James Rhodes, the American people will soon know him as the Iron Patriot.\nBill Maher: And how is President Ellis responding? By taking the guy they call War Machine and giving him a paint job.\nJoan Rivers: Same suit, but painted red, white, and blue. Look at rhat. And they also renamed him Iron Patriot. You know, just in case the paint was too subtle.\nJames Rhodes: It tested well with focus groups, alright?\nTony Stark: I am Iron Patriot...\nJames Rhodes: Listen, War Machine was a little too aggressive, alright? This sends a better message.\nTony Stark: So what's really goin' on? With Mandarin. Seriously, can we talk about this guy?\nJames Rhodes: It's classified information, Tony. Okay, there have been nine bombings.\nTony Stark: Nine.\nJames Rhodes: The public only knows about three. Here's the thing, nobody can ID a device. There's no bomb casings.\nTony Stark: You know I can help, just ask. I got a ton of new tech, I got a prehensile, I got a...I got a new bomb disposal. Catches explosions mid-air.\nJames Rhodes: When's the last time you got a good night's sleep?\nTony Stark: Einstein slept three hours a year. Look what he did?\nJames Rhodes: People are concerned about you, Tony. I'm concerned about you.\nTony Stark: You're gonna come at me like that?\nJames Rhodes: No. No, look, I'm not trying to be a dic... ...tator.\nErin: Do you mind signing my drawing?\nTony Stark: If Richard doesn't mind. You alright with this, Dick?\nJames Rhodes: Fine with me.\nTony Stark: What's your name?\nErin: Erin.\nTony Stark: I loved you in A Christmas Story, by the way.\nJames Rhodes: Listen, the Pentagon is scared. After what happened in New York... aliens, come on. They need to look strong. Stopping the Mandarin is priority, but it's not...\nTony Stark: It's not superhero business, I get it.\nJames Rhodes: No, it's not, quite frankly. It's American business.\nTony Stark: That's why I said I...got it.\nJames Rhodes: Are you okay?\nTony Stark: I broke the crayon.\nErin: Are you okay, Mr. Stark?\nJames Rhodes: Take it easy. Tony...\nLittle Boy: How did you get out of the wormhole? How did you get out of the wormhole?\nJames Rhodes: Wait a minute! Tony!\nTony Stark: What'd he say?!\nJames Rhodes: Tony!\nTony Stark: Sorry. Have to check on the suit...make sure...okay. Check the heart, check the...check the...is it the brain?\nJarvis: No sign of cardiac analomy or unusual brain activity.\nTony Stark: Okay, so I was poisoned?\nJarvis: My diagnosis is that you've experienced a severe anxiety attack.\nTony Stark: Me?\nJames Rhodes: Come on, man. This isn't a good look, open up.\nTony Stark: Sorry, I gotta split.\nHappy Hogan: Badge. Badge. Come on, badge. Badge, guys. I put a memo in the toilet, come on. Tony has got them in his basement, they're wearing party hats. This is an asset that we can put to use.\nPepper Potts: Uh-huh. So, you're suggesting that I replace the entire janitorial staff with robots?\nHappy Hogan: What I'm saying is that the human element of Human Resources is our biggest point of vulnerability. We should start phasing it out immediately.\nPepper Potts: What!?\nHappy Hogan: Excuse me, Bambi.\nPepper Potts: Did you just say that?\nHappy Hogan: Security.\nPepper Potts: Happy?\nHappy Hogan: Yes.\nPepper Potts: Okay, I am thrilled that you're now the Head of Security, okay? It is the perfect position for you.\nHappy Hogan: Thank you.\nPepper Potts: However...\nHappy Hogan: I do appreciate it\nPepper Potts: Since you've taken the post...\nHappy Hogan: You don't have to thank me.\nPepper Potts: We've had a rise in staff complaints of three hundred percent\nHappy Hogan: Thank you.\nPepper Potts: That's not a compliment.\nHappy Hogan: That's not a compli...? It is a compliment! Clearly somebody's trying to hide something.\nPepper Potts: I...\nPepper'S Assistant: Excuse me.\nPepper Potts: Yes?\nPepper'S Assistant: Miss Potts, your four o'clock is here.\nPepper Potts: Thank you.\nHappy Hogan: Did you clear this four o'clock with me?\nPepper Potts: Happy, we'll talk about this later. But right now I have to go deal with this very annoying thing.\nHappy Hogan: How so?\nPepper Potts: I used to work with him, and he used to ask me out all the time. So it's a little awkward.\nHappy Hogan: I don't like the sound of that.\nAldrich Killian: Pepper.\nPepper Potts: Killian?\nAldrich Killian: You look great. You look really great.\nPepper Potts: God, you look...you look great. I... I...I can't... What on earth have you been doing?\nAldrich Killian: Nothing fancy, just five years in the hands of physical therapists. And please, call me Aldrich.\nHappy Hogan: Uh...you were supposed to be issued a security badge.\nPepper Potts: Happy, it's okay.\nHappy Hogan: Yes?\nPepper Potts: We're good.\nHappy Hogan: You sure?\nPepper Potts: Yes. Stand down.\nHappy Hogan: Okay. I'm gonna linger, right here.\nPepper Potts: Thank you.\nHappy Hogan: Okay.\nPepper Potts: It's very nice to see you, Killian.\nHappy Hogan: Hey, guy.\nEric Savin: Merry Christmas.\nAldrich Killian: After years dodging the President's ban on \"immoral biotech research\", my think tank now has a little something in the pipeline. It's an idea we like to call Extremis. I'm gonna turn your lights down. Regard the human brain. Uh...wait. Hold on, hold on. That's...that's the universe, my bad. But if I do that... That's the brain. Strangely mimetic though, wouldn't you say? Thanks, it's mine.\nPepper Potts: What?\nAldrich Killian: This...you're inside my head. It's a... It's a live feed. Come on up, I'll prove it to you. Come on. Now, pinch my arm. I can take it. Pinch me.\nPepper Potts: What is that?\nAldrich Killian: It's the primary somatosensory cortex. It's the brain's pain center. But this is what I wanted to show you. Now, Extremis harnesses our bioelectrical potential and it goes...here. This is essentially an empty slot, and what this tells us is that our mind, our entire DNA in fact, is destined to be upgraded.\nPepper Potts: Wow.\nHappy Hogan: Hello?\nTony Stark: Is this forehead of Security?\nHappy Hogan: What? You know, look, I got a real job. What do you want? I'm working, I got something going on here.\nTony Stark: What? Harassing interns?\nHappy Hogan: Let me tell you something, you know what happened when I told people I was Iron Man's body guard? They would laugh in my face. I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity. Now I got a real job, I'm watching Pepper.\nTony Stark: What's going on? Fill me in.\nHappy Hogan: For real?\nTony Stark: Yeah.\nHappy Hogan: Alright, so she's meeting up with this scientist. Rich guy, handsome.\nTony Stark: Right.\nHappy Hogan: I couldn't make his face at first, right? You know I'm good with faces.\nTony Stark: Oh, Yeah, yeah. You're the best.\nHappy Hogan: Yeah. Well, so I run his credentials, I make him Aldrich Killian. We actually met the guy back in... where were we in '99? The science conference?\nTony Stark: Um...Switzerland.\nHappy Hogan: Right, right, exactly.\nTony Stark: Killian? No, I don't remember that guy.\nHappy Hogan: Of course you don't. He's not a blond with a big rack. At first it was fine, they were talking business, but now it's like getting weird. He's showing her a big brain.\nTony Stark: His what?\nHappy Hogan: Big brain, and she likes it. Here, let me show you. Hold on. See?\nTony Stark: Look at what? You watching them? Flip the screen and then we can get started.\nHappy Hogan: I'm not a tech genius like you. Just...just trust me, get down down here.\nTony Stark: Flip the screen, then I can see what they're doing.\nHappy Hogan: I can't! I don't know how to flip the screen! Don't talk to me like that anymore. You're not my boss. Alright, I don't work for you. Now I don't trust this guy. He's got another guy with him, he's shifty.\nTony Stark: Relax.\nHappy Hogan: Seriously?\nTony Stark: I'm just asking you to secure the perimeter. Tell him to go out for a drink or something?\nHappy Hogan: You know what? You should take more of an interest in what's going on here. This woman... this woman's the best thing that ever happened to you, and you...you're just ignoring her.\nTony Stark: A giant brain?\nHappy Hogan: Yeah, there's a giant brain, there's a shifty character. I'm gonna follow this guy. I'm gonna run his plates and if it gets rough, so be it.\nTony Stark: I miss you, Happy.\nHappy Hogan: Yeah, I miss you too. But the way it used to be. Now you're off with the 'superfriends', I don't know what's going on with you anymore. The world's getting weird...\nTony Stark: Hey, I...I'd hate to cut you off. Do you have your taser on you?\nHappy Hogan: Why?\nTony Stark: I think there's a gal in HR who's trying to steal some printer ink, you should probably go over there and zap her.\nHappy Hogan: Yeah, nice.\nAldrich Killian: Imagine if you could hack into the hard drive of any living organism and recode its DNA.\nPepper Potts: It would be incredible.\nAldrich Killian: Mm.\nPepper Potts: Unfortunately, to my ears it also sounds highly weaponizable. As in enhanced soldiers, private armies, and Tony is not...\nAldrich Killian: Tony. Tony. You know, I invited Tony to join AIM thirteen years ago, he turned me down. But something tells me now there is a new genius on the throne who doesn't have to answer to Tony anymore, and who has slightly less of an ego.\nPepper Potts: It's gonna be a no, Aldrich. As much as I'd like to help you.\nAldrich Killian: Well, I can't say that I'm not disappointed. But then as my father used to say, 'Failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph.'\nPepper Potts: That's very deep.\nAldrich Killian: Mm\nPepper Potts: And I have no idea what it means.\nAldrich Killian: Well, me neither. He was kind of an idiot, my old man. I'm sure I'll see you again, Pepper.\nPepper Potts: Happy...\nHappy Hogan: The car is ready, if you're ready to go.\nPepper Potts: Yes. I just um... God, I forgot my... other thing, so... I'm just gonna... I'm sorry I'm late. I was... What the...? What is that?! You're wearing this in the house now? What is that, like Mark 15?\nTony Stark: Uh...yeah. Something like that. You know everybody needs a hobby.\nPepper Potts: Oh, and you have to wear your hobby in the living room?\nTony Stark: Just breakin' it in. You know, it's always a little pinchy in the gooey bag at first, so. Oh hey, did you see your Christmas present?\nPepper Potts: Yes, I did. I...I don't know how I could have missed that Christmas present. Is it gonna fit through the door?\nTony Stark: Well actually, uh...it's a good question. I got a team of guys comin' tomorrow, they're gonna blow out that wall.\nPepper Potts: Okay.\nTony Stark: So, uh...tense? Good day? Ooh shoulders, a little naughty. Naughty girl. I don't wanna harp on this, but did you like the custom rabbit?\nPepper Potts: Did I like it?\nTony Stark: Nailed it, right?\nPepper Potts: Wow. I appreciate the thought very much. So why don't you lift up that face mask and give me a kiss?\nTony Stark: Huh. Yup, dammit. No can do. You wanna just kiss it on the...\nPepper Potts: Uh-huh.\nTony Stark: The facial slit?\nPepper Potts: Well, why don't I run down to the garage and see if I can't find a crowbar to shimmy that thing open?\nTony Stark: Crowbar. Yeah. Oh, except there's been a...uh...a radiation leak.\nPepper Potts: I'll take my chances.\nTony Stark: That's risky. At least let me get you like a Hazmat suit or a Geiger counter or something like that. Busted.\nPepper Potts: This is a new level of lame.\nTony Stark: Sorry.\nPepper Potts: You ate without me, already? On date night?\nTony Stark: He was just...\nPepper Potts: You mean you?\nTony Stark: Well, yeah. I just mean we were just...just hosting you while I finished up a little work.\nPepper Potts: Uh-huh.\nTony Stark: And yes, I had a quick bite. I didn't know if you were comin' home or if you were having drinks with Aldrich Killian.\nPepper Potts: What?\nTony Stark: What?\nPepper Potts: Aldrich Killian? What are you checking up on me?\nTony Stark: Happy was concerned.\nPepper Potts: No, you're spying on me.\nTony Stark: I wasn't...\nPepper Potts: I'm going to bed.\nTony Stark: Hold on. Come on. Pep. Hey, I admit it! My fault. Sorry. I'm a piping hot mess. It's been going on for a while, I haven't said anything. Nothing's been the same since New York.\nPepper Potts: Oh really? Well, I didn't notice that, at all.\nTony Stark: You experience things and then they're over and you still can't explain 'em. Gods, aliens, other dimensions. I...I'm just a man in a can. The only reason I haven't cracked up is probably because you moved in. Which is great. I love you, I'm lucky. But, honey, I can't sleep. You go to bed, I come down here. I do what I know, I tinker. But threat is imminent, and I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without. That's you. My suits, they're uh...\nPepper Potts: Machines.\nTony Stark: They're part of me.\nPepper Potts: A distraction.\nTony Stark: Maybe.\nPepper Potts: I'm gonna take a shower.\nTony Stark: Okay.\nPepper Potts: And you're gonna join me.\nTony Stark: Better.\nPepper Potts: Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony...\nTony Stark: Power down! I must have called it in my sleep. That's not supposed to happen. I'll recalibrate the sensors. Can we just...just let me...just let me catch my breath, okay? Don't go, alright? Pepper?\nPepper Potts: I'm going to sleep downstairs. Tinker with that.\nEric Savin: Can you regulate?\nJack Taggart: Yes, I can regulate.\nEric Savin: Are you sure about that?\nJack Taggart: Yes.\nEric Savin: It's a decent batch. Don't say I never did nothin' for you.\nJack Taggart: Thank you...I mean for understanding.\nHappy Hogan: I'm sorry, buddy.\nEric Savin: What are you doin', buddy? You out by yourself? A little date night? Watching your favorite chick flick maybe?\nHappy Hogan: Yeah, a little movie called \"The Party's Over\", starring you and your junkie girlfriend, and here's the ticket.\nEric Savin: No kidding? That doesn't belong to you.\nJack Taggart: Savin!\nEric Savin: What?\nJack Taggart: Help! Help me!\nThe Mandarin: True story about fortune cookies. They look Chinese, they sound Chinese, but they're actually an American invention. Which is why they're hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth. My disciples just destroyed another cheap American knock-off, The Chinese Theater. Mr. President, I know this must be getting frustrating, but this season of terror is drawing to a close. And don't worry, the big one is coming; your graduation.\nTony Stark: Hi.\nHappy'S Nurse: Oh.\nTony Stark: Uh...mind leaving that on?\nHappy'S Nurse: Sure.\nTony Stark: Sunday night's PBS 'Downtown Abbey'. That's his show, he thinks it's elegant. One more thing...make sure everyone wears their badges. He's a stickler for that sort of thing, plus my guys won't let anyone in without them.\nHospital News Reporter: We're awaiting the arrival of Tony Stark. We're hoping he'll give us the reaction...his reaction to the latest attack. Mr. Stark! Mr. Stark! Our sources are telling us that this is another Mandarin attack. Anything else you can tell us?\nPushy Tabloid Reporter: Hey, Mr. Stark! When is somebody gonna kill this guy? Just sayin'.\nTony Stark: Is that what you want? Here's a little Holiday greeting I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin. I just didn't know how to phrase it until now. My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward, so I've decided that you just died, pal. I'm gonna come get the body. There's no politics here; it's just good old-fashioned revenge. There's no Pentagon; it's just you and me. And on the off-chance you're a man, here's my home address: 10-8-80, Malibu Point, 9-0-2-6-5. I'll leave the door unlocked. That's what you wanted, right? Bill me.\nJarvis: I've compiled a Mandarin database for you, sir. Drawn from S.H.I.E.L.D., F.B.I., and C.I.A. intercepts. Initiating virtual crime scene reconstruction.\nTony Stark: Okay, what do we got here? His name is an ancient Chinese war mantle, meaning \"adviser to the King\". South American insurgency tactics, talks like a Baptist preacher. There's lots of pageantry going on here...lots of theater. Close.\nJarvis: The heat from the blast was in excess of 3000 degrees Celsius. Any subjects within 12.5 yards were vaporized instantly.\nTony Stark: No bomb parts found in a three mile radius of the Chinese theater.\nJarvis: No, sir.\nTony Stark: Talk to me, Happy. When is a bomb not a bomb? When is a bomb not a bomb? Any military victims?\nJarvis: Not according to public records, sir.\nTony Stark: Bring up the thermogenic signatures again, factor in three thousand degrees.\nJarvis: The oracle cloud has completed analysis. Accessing satellites and plotting the last twelve months of thermogenic occurrence now.\nTony Stark: Take away everywhere that there's been a Mandarin attack. Nope. That. You sure that's not one of his?\nJarvis: It predates any known Mandarin attack. The incident was the use of a bomb to assist a suicide.\nTony Stark: Bring her around.\nJarvis: The heat signature is remarkably similar. Three thousand degrees Celsius.\nTony Stark: That's two military guys. Ever been to Tennessee, Jarvis?\nJarvis: Creating a flight plan for Tennessee.\nTony Stark: Are we still at \"ding-dong\"? We're supposed to be on total security lock down. Come on, I threatened a terrorist. Who is that?\nJarvis: There's only so much I can do, sir, when you give the world's press your home address.\nTony Stark: Right there's fine. You're not the Mandarin, are you? Are you?\nMaya Hansen: You don't remember. Why am I not surprised?\nTony Stark: Don't take it personally, I don't remember what I had for breakfast.\nJarvis: Gluten-free waffles, sir.\nTony Stark: That's right.\nMaya Hansen: Okay, look, I need to be alone with you. Someplace not here, it's urgent.\nTony Stark: Normally, I'd go for that sort of thing, but now I'm in a committed relationship. It's...with her.\nPepper Potts: Tony, is somebody there?\nTony Stark: Yeah, it's Maya Hansen. Old botanist pal that I used to know, barely. Please don't tell me that there is a twelve year-old kid waiting in the car that I've never met.\nMaya Hansen: He's thirteen. And no, I need your help.\nTony Stark: What...what for? Why now?\nMaya Hansen: Because I read the papers, and, frankly, I don't think you'll last the week.\nTony Stark: I'll be fine.\nPepper Potts: I'm sorry. With Happy in the hospital, I didn't know we were expecting guests.\nTony Stark: We weren't.\nMaya Hansen: No, I...\nPepper Potts: And old girlfriends!\nTony Stark: She's not really.\nMaya Hansen: No, not really. It...it was just one night.\nTony Stark: Yep.\nPepper Potts: That's how you did it, isn't it? Yep.\nTony Stark: It was a great night.\nPepper Potts: Well, you know...\nMaya Hansen: Yeah.\nPepper Potts: You have saved yourself a world of pain.\nMaya Hansen: I'm sure.\nTony Stark: What?\nPepper Potts: Trust me. We're going out of town.\nTony Stark: Okay, we've been through this. Nope.\nPepper Potts: Yep!\nTony Stark: The man says no.\nPepper Potts: Immediately and indefinitely!\nTony Stark: Honey...\nMaya Hansen: Great idea. Let's go.\nTony Stark: I'm sorry. That's a terrible idea. Please don't touch her bags.\nPepper Potts: Tony, this is how normal people behave.\nTony Stark: I can't protect you out there. I challenged...\nMaya Hansen: Is...is that normal?\nTony Stark: Yes, this is normal!\nPepper Potts: Sadly, that...is very normal.\nTony Stark: It's a big bunny, relax about it!\nPepper Potts: Calm down!\nTony Stark: I got this for you.\nPepper Potts: I'm aware of that.\nTony Stark: You still haven't even told me that you liked it!\nPepper Potts: I don't like it!\nTony Stark: I asked you three... You don't like it?!\nPepper Potts: Tony, we are leaving the house; that's not even up for discussion.\nTony Stark: I said no.\nMaya Hansen: Guys, can we um...\nTony Stark: What?\nMaya Hansen: Do we need to worry about that?\nPepper Potts: I got you.\nTony Stark: I got you first. Like I said, we can't stay here. Move! I'm right behind! Get her, I'm gonna find a way around. Stop stopping! Get her, get outside! Go!\nPepper Potts: Oh my God. Tony!\nJarvis: Sir, Miss Potts is clear of the structure.\nTony Stark: Jarvis, where's my flight power?!\nJarvis: Working on it, sir. This is a prototype.\nTony Stark: That's one.\nJarvis: Sir, the suit is not combat-ready.\nTony Stark: That's two.\nPepper Potts: Tony!\nJarvis: Sir, take a deep breath. Flight power restored. Sir. Sir!\nTony Stark: Alright, kill the alarm. I got it.\nJarvis: That's the emergency alert triggered by the power dropping below five percent.\nTony Stark: It's snowing, right? Where are we, upstate?\nJarvis: We're five miles outside of Rose Hills, Tennessee.\nTony Stark: Why?! Jarvis! Not my idea! What are we doing here? This is thousands of miles away, I gotta get Pepper, I gotta...\nJarvis: I prepared a flight plan. This was the location.\nTony Stark: Who asked you? Open the suit.\nJarvis: I...I think I may be malfunctioning, sir.\nTony Stark: Open eject. That's brisk! Maybe I'll just cozy back up for a bit.\nJarvis: I actually think I need to sleep now, sir.\nTony Stark: Jarvis. Jarvis? Don't leave me, buddy.\nComputer Voice: Stark Secure Server: Now transferring to all known receivers.\nTony Stark: Pepper, it's me. I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time. So first off, I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way. That was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again. Also, it's Christmas time, the rabbit's too big. Done. Sorry. And I'm sorry in advance because...I can't come home yet. I need to find this guy. You gotta stay safe. That's all I know. I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian. Let's get you comfy. You happy now?\nHarley Keener: Freeze! Don't move.\nTony Stark: You got me. Nice potato gun. Barrel's a little long. Between that and the wide gauge, it's gonna diminish your FPS. And now you're out of ammo.\nHarley Keener: What's that thing on your chest?\nTony Stark: It's a electromagnet. You should know, you've got a box of them right here.\nHarley Keener: What does it power? Oh my God! Oh my god! That... that's... Is that Iron Man?\nTony Stark: Technically, I am.\nHarley Keener: Technically, you're dead.\nTony Stark: A valid point.\nHarley Keener: What happened to him?\nTony Stark: Life. I built him, I take care of him, I'll fix him.\nHarley Keener: Like a mechanic?\nTony Stark: Yeah.\nHarley Keener: Oh. If I was building Iron Man and War Machine.\nTony Stark: It's Iron Patriot now.\nHarley Keener: That's way cooler!\nTony Stark: No, it's not.\nHarley Keener: Anyways, I would have added in um... the retro...\nTony Stark: Retroreflective panels?\nHarley Keener: To make him stealth mode.\nTony Stark: You want a stealth mode?\nHarley Keener: Cool, right?\nTony Stark: That's actually a good idea. Maybe I'll build one.\nHarley Keener: Oops!\nTony Stark: Not a good idea! What are you doing? You're gonna break his finger? He's in pain, he's been injured. Leave him alone.\nHarley Keener: S...Sorry.\nTony Stark: Are you? Don't worry about it, I'll fix it. So, uh, who's home?\nHarley Keener: Well, my mom already left for the diner and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers. I... I guess he won, 'cause that was six years ago.\nTony Stark: Mm. Which happens, dads leave. No need to be a pussy about it. Here's what I need: a laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, a map of town, a big spring, and a tuna fish sandwich.\nHarley Keener: What's in it for me?\nTony Stark: Salvation. What's his name?\nHarley Keener: Who?\nTony Stark: The kid that bullies you at school, what's his name?\nHarley Keener: How'd you know that?\nTony Stark: I got just the thing. This is a pinata for a cricket. I'm kidding, it's a very powerful weapon. Point it away from your face, press the button on top. It discourages bullying. Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass. Deal? Deal? What'd you say?\nHarley Keener: Deal.\nTony Stark: Deal? What's you're name?\nHarley Keener: Harley. And you're...\nTony Stark: The mechanic. Tony You know what keeps going through my head? Where's my sandwich?\nComputer Voice: Stark Secure Server. Retinal scan: Verified.\nTony Stark: Pepper, it's me. I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time. So first off, I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way. That was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again.\nPepper Potts: Why were you at the house tonight? What was so important that you had to speak to Tony?\nMaya Hansen: I think that my boss is working for the Mandarin. So if you still want to talk about it, I suggest that we get ourselves someplace safe.\nPepper Potts: Your boss works for the Mandarin, you think? But Tony says you're a botanist, so...\nMaya Hansen: That figures. What I actually am is a biological DNA coder running a team of forty out of a privately-funded think tank, but sure you can call me a botanist.\nPepper Potts: This boss of yours, does he have a name?\nMaya Hansen: Yeah, Aldrich Killian.\nEric Savin: Well, we took the house down, sir...\nAldrich Killian: Mmhmm.\nEric Savin: But there's no sign of a body.\nAldrich Killian: I see.\nEric Savin: No Stark.\nAldrich Killian: I have to go. The Master is about to record and he's a little... Well, you know how he gets. Keep your appointment tonight and call me when it's done. Alright everybody. No talking and no eye contact, unless you wanna get shot in the face.\nMandarin Look-Out: The Master is travelling.\nThe Mandarin: Well then. What are we waiting for?\nTony Stark: The sandwich was fair, the spring was a little rusty, the rest of the materials, I'll make do. By the way, when you said your sister had a watch, I was kinda hoping for something a little more than that.\nHarley Keener: She's six! Anyway, it's limited edition. When can we talk about New York?\nTony Stark: Maybe never, relax about it.\nHarley Keener: What about The Avengers, can you talk about them?\nTony Stark: I don't know, later. Hey kid, give me a little space. What's the official story here? What happened?\nHarley Keener: I guess this guy named Chad Davis, used to live roundabouts, won a bunch of medals in the army. One day, folks said he went crazy and made, you know, a bomb. Then he blew himself up right here.\nTony Stark: Six people died, right?\nHarley Keener: Yeah.\nTony Stark: Including Chad Davis?\nHarley Keener: Yeah.\nTony Stark: Yeah. That doesn't make sense. Think about it. Six dead, only five shadows.\nHarley Keener: Yeah, people said these shadows are like the mark of souls gone to Heaven. Except the bomb guy, he went to Hell on account of he didn't get a shadow. That's why there's only five.\nTony Stark: Do you buy that?\nHarley Keener: That's what everyone says. You know what this crater reminds me of?\nTony Stark: No idea. I'm not...I don't care.\nHarley Keener: That giant wormhole, in um...in New York. Does it remind you?\nTony Stark: That's manipulative. I don't want to talk about it.\nHarley Keener: Are they coming back? The aliens?\nTony Stark: Maybe. Can you stop? Remember when I told you, that I have an anxiety issue?\nHarley Keener: Does this subject make you...make you edgy?\nTony Stark: Yeah, a little bit. Can I just catch my breath for a second?\nHarley Keener: Are there bad guys in Rose Hills? Do you...do you need a plastic bag to breathe into? Do you have medication?\nTony Stark: Nope.\nHarley Keener: Do you need to be on it?\nTony Stark: Probably.\nHarley Keener: Do you have PTSD?\nTony Stark: I don't think so.\nHarley Keener: Are you...are you going completely mental? I can stop, do you want me to stop? Do you want me to stop?\nTony Stark: Remember when I said to stop doing that? I swear to God, you're going to freak me out! Ah man, you did it, didn't you? You happy now?\nHarley Keener: What did I say? Hey, wait up! Wait, wait. What the hell was that?\nTony Stark: Your fault, you spazzed me out. Okay, back to business. Where were we? The guy who died...relatives? Mom? Mrs. Davis, where is she?\nHarley Keener: Where she always is.\nTony Stark: See, now you're being helpful. Sorry. Lady, this uh...\nBrandt: Thank you.\nTony Stark: Nice haircut, suits you.\nBrandt: Nice watch.\nTony Stark: Yeah, limited edition.\nBrandt: Oh, I don't doubt it. Well, have a good evening.\nTony Stark: Mrs. Davis, mind if I join you?\nMrs. Davis: Free country.\nTony Stark: It sure is.\nMrs. Davis: Alright. Where'd you like to start?\nTony Stark: I just want to say I'm sorry about your loss. I want to know what you think happened.\nMrs. Davis: Look, I brought your damn file. You take it and go. Whatever was in here, he wanted no part of it.\nTony Stark: Clearly, you're waiting for someone else. Yeah? Supposed to meet somebody here?\nMrs. Davis: Yeah.\nTony Stark: Mrs. Davis, your son didn't kill himself, I guarantee you. He didn't kill anyone. Someone used him.\nMrs. Davis: What?\nTony Stark: As a weapon.\nMrs. Davis: You're not the person who called me after all, are you?\nBrandt: Actually, I am.\nRose Hills Sheriff: Hey, hey, hey! What's all this about? What the hell's going on here?\nBrandt: It's called an arrest. Sheriff, is it?\nRose Hills Sheriff: Yes ma'am, it is. And you are?\nBrandt: Homeland Security. We good here?\nRose Hills Sheriff: No, we're not good. I need a little more information than that.\nBrandt: Well, I think it's a little above your pay grade, Sheriff.\nRose Hills Sheriff: Yeah, well, why don't you get on the horn to Nashville and uh...upgrade me?\nBrandt: Alright, you know what? I was hoping to do this the smart way, but uh...the fun way's always good.\nRose Hills Sheriff: Deputy, get this woman and...\nTony Stark: Hey hot wings, you wanna party? You and me, let's go. Crazy, huh?\nRose Hill Christmas Tree Shopper: Yeah.\nTony Stark: Watch this. You walked right into this one, I've dated hotter chicks than you.\nBrandt: That's all you got? Cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?\nTony Stark: Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.\nHarley Keener: Let me go!\nEric Savin: Help me! Help me! Hey kid, what would you like for Christmas?\nHarley Keener: Mr. Stark, I am so sorry!\nEric Savin: Oh. No, no. I think he was trying to say, \"I want my god damn file.\"\nTony Stark: It's not your fault, kid. Remember what I told you about bullies. Do you like that, Westworld? That's the thing about smart guys, we always cover our ass.\nHarley Keener: You're welcome\nTony Stark: For what? Did I miss something?\nHarley Keener: Me saving your life\nTony Stark: Yeah. A, saved you first. B, thanks, sort of. And C, if you do someone a solid, don't be a yutz, alright? Just play it cool otherwise you come off grandiose.\nHarley Keener: Unlike you? Admit it, you need me. We're connected.\nTony Stark: What I need is for you to go home, be with your mom, keep your trap shut, guard the suit and stay connected to the telephone because if I call, you better pick up. Okay, can you feel that? We're done here. Move it out the way or I'm going to run you over. Bye kid. I'm sorry, kid, you did good.\nHarley Keener: So now you're just going to leave me here, like my dad?\nTony Stark: Yep Wait, you're guilt tripping me, aren't you?\nHarley Keener: I'm cold.\nTony Stark: I can tell. You know how I can tell? Cus we're connected.\nHarley Keener: It was worth a shot.\nGovernment Employee: Mr Vice President, I think you should see this.\nVice President: Oh god, not again. Is the President getting this?\nThe Mandarin: Mr President. Only two lessons remain and I intend to finish this before Christmas morning. Meet Thomas Richards. Good strong name. Good strong job. Thomas, here, is an accountant for the Roxxon Oil Corporation. But I'm sure he's a really good guy. I'm going to shoot him in the head, live on your television in 30 seconds.\nThomas Richards: No!\nThe Mandarin: The number for this telephone is in your cell phone. Exciting, isn't it, imagining how it got there? America, if your president calls me in the next half-minute, Tom lives. Go!\nGovernment Official #1: How did he hack my phone?\nGovernment Official #2: We can't allow terrorists to dictate...\nPresident Ellis: I have to make this call.\nGovernment Official #2: I'd strongly advise against that.\nPresident Ellis: This is the right thing to do.\nThe Mandarin: There's just one lesson left, President Ellis. So run away, hide, kiss your children goodbye. Because nothing, not your army, not your red, white and blue attack dog, can save you. I'll see you soon.\nPresident Ellis: Tell Rhodes, find this lunatic right now.\nMilitary Aide: Sir, we tracked the broadcast signal. We have a possible point of origin in Pakistan and the Patriot is ready to strike.\nPresident Ellis: Right now.\nMilitary Aide: Yes, sir.\nTony Stark: Man. Happy, Happy, Happy-\nJames Rhodes: Don't move! Uh... Hang on a second. Hello?\nTony Stark: You ever have a chick straddling you and you look up and suddenly she's glowing from the inside out, kind of a bright orange?\nJames Rhodes: Yeah, I've had that. Who is this?\nTony Stark: It's me, pal. Now, last time I went missing, if I remember correctly, you came looking for me. What are you doing?\nJames Rhodes: A little knock-and-talk, making friends in Pakistan. What are you doing?\nTony Stark: Your redesign, your big rebrand, that was AIM, right?\nJames Rhodes: Yeah.\nTony Stark: I'm gonna find a heavy-duty comm sat right now, I need your login.\nJames Rhodes: It's the same as it's always been, \"WarMachine68.\"\nTony Stark: And password, please.\nJames Rhodes: Well, look, I gotta change it every time you hack in, Tony.\nTony Stark: It's not the '80s, nobody says \"hack\" any more. Give me your login.\nJames Rhodes: \"WAR MACHINE ROX\" with an \"X,\" all caps.\nTony Stark: That is so much better than \"lron Patriot.\"\nEmcee: Very nice. Very nice. I have one question for you. What would you like for Christmas this year?\nElk Ridge: Well, David...\nCrew: Do not erase a programme from my DVR unless you are 100% sure...\nEmcee: One more time! Ms Elk Ridge, everybody! All right.\nGary: Because you erase my shows!\nTony Stark: That ain't gonna cut it.\nGary: We talked about this. Excuse me, sir. I don't know who...\nTony Stark: Shh.\nGary: Mom, I need to call you back. Something magical is happening. Tony Stark is in my van.\nTony Stark: Shh. Keep it down.\nGary: Tony Stark is in my van!\nTony Stark: No, he's not.\nGary: I knew you were still alive!\nTony Stark: Come on in. Close the door. Shh...\nGary: Oh, wow. Can I just say, sir...\nTony Stark: Yep.\nGary: I am your biggest fan.\nTony Stark: Okay. First, is this your van? Is anyone else gonna come in?\nGary: No, no, no. Just us.\nTony Stark: Great. What's your name?\nGary: Gary\nTony Stark: Gary?\nGary: Oh, wow.\nTony Stark: Right there is fine.\nGary: Okay.\nTony Stark: Okay? I get a lot of this, it's okay.\nGary: Oh, good. Can I just say?\nTony Stark: What do you want?\nGary: Yeah. I don't know if you can tell, but I have, like, patterned my whole look after you. My hair's a little...\nTony Stark: It's fine.\nGary: It's not right, 'cause there's no product in it.\nTony Stark: Right.\nGary: I don't want to make things awkward for you, but I do have to show you... Boom!\nTony Stark: A Hispanic Scott Baio. I'm sorry. Is that me?\nGary: Yeah. It's... I mean... I had them do it off a doll that I made, so it's not like it's off a picture. So it's a little bit...\nTony Stark: Gary. Listen to me, okay? I don't want to clip your wings, here. We're both a little over-excited. I got an issue. I'm chasing bad guys. I'm trying to grab a little something from some hard-crypt data files. I don't have enough juice. I need you to jump on the roof... Right? Recalibrate the lSDNs. Pump it up by about 40%.\nGary: Got it.\nTony Stark: All right? It's a mission.\nGary: Yeah.\nTony Stark: Tony needs Gary.\nGary: And Gary needs Tony.\nTony Stark: Be quiet about it. Go.\nGary: Yeah.\nAldrich Killian: What would you regard as the defining moment of your life?\nChad Davis: Well, uh, I think that would be the day I decided not to let my injury beat me.\nAldrich Killian: Will you please state your name for the camera?\nBrandt: Ellen Brandt.\nAldrich Killian: Okay. So, the injections are administered periodically. Addiction will not be tolerated. And those who cannot regulate will be out from the programme. Once misfits, cripples... You are the next iteration of human evolution. Everybody, before we start... I promise you, looking back at your life, there will be nothing as bitter as the memory of that glorious risk you prudently elected to forego. Today is your glory- Let's begin. We gotta get out of here! We gotta get out of here! Get her out! Get them out of here!\nTony Stark: A bomb is not a bomb when it's a misfire. The stuff doesn't always work. Right, pal? It's faulty, but you found a buyer, didn't you? Sold it to the Mandarin. Got you, pal.\nMaya Hansen: What happened? Fun fact. Before he built rockets for the Nazis, the idealistic Wernher von Braun dreamed of space travel. He stargazed. Do you know what he said when the first V-2 hit London? \"The rocket performed perfectly. It just landed on the wrong planet.\" See, we all begin wide-eyed. Pure science. And then the ego steps in, the obsession. And you look up, you're a long way from shore.\nPepper Potts: You can't be too hard on yourself, Maya. I mean, you gave your research to a think tank.\nMaya Hansen: Yeah, but Killian built that think tank on military contracts.\nPepper Potts: That's exactly what we used to do. So, don't judge yourself.\nMaya Hansen: Thank you, Pepper. I really appreciate that.\nPepper Potts: Maya, run!\nAldrich Killian: Hi, Pepper. So, you want to tell me why you were at Stark's mansion last night?\nMaya Hansen: I'm trying to fix this thing. I didn't know you and the master were gonna blow the place up.\nAldrich Killian: Oh, I see. So, you were trying to save Stark when he threatened us?\nMaya Hansen: I've told you, Killian, we can use him.\nAldrich Killian: Pepper. Pepper. Pepper.\nMaya Hansen: Look, if we want to launch product next year, I need Stark. He just lacked a decent incentive. Now, he has one.\nMan: This is support team Blue-Zero. Sending coordinates for a suspected Mandarin broadcast point of origin.\nJames Rhodes: Copy. Nobody move. Oh. Support Blue-Zero, unless the Mandarin's next attack on the U.S. involves cheaply-made sportswear, I think you messed up again. Yes, you're free, uh, if you weren't before. It's... Of course. Yes, ma'am. Iron Patriot on the job. Happy to help. No need to thank me, ma'am. It's my pleasure.\nWoman: Savin? I've acquired the Patriot armour.\nJames Rhodes: If you want this suit, you're going to have to pry my cold dead body out of it.\nWoman: That's the plan, Colonel.\nTony Stark: Harley, tell me what's happening. Give me a full report.\nHarley Keener: Yeah, I'm still eating that candy. Do you want me to keep eating it?\nTony Stark: How much have you had?\nHarley Keener: Two or three bowls.\nTony Stark: Can you still see straight?\nHarley Keener: Sort of.\nTony Stark: That means you're fine. Give me Jarvis. Jarvis, how are we?\nJarvis: It's totally fine, sir. I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry. And, sir, you were right. Once I factored in available AIM downlink facilities I was able to pinpoint the Mandarin's broadcast signal.\nTony Stark: What are we talking? Far East, Europe, North Africa, Iran, Pakistan, Syria? Where is it?\nJarvis: Actually, sir, it's in Miami.\nTony Stark: Okay, kid, I'm gonna have to walk you through rebooting Jarvis's speech drive, but not right now. Harley, where is he really? Just look on the screen and tell me where it is.\nHarley Keener: Um, it does say Miami, Florida.\nTony Stark: Okay, first things first, I need the armour. Where are we at with it?\nHarley Keener: Uh, it's not charging.\nJarvis: Actually, sir, it is charging, but the power source is questionable. It may not succeed in revitalising the Mark 42.\nTony Stark: What's questionable about electricity? All right? It's my suit, and I can't... I'm not gonna... I don't wanna... Oh, God, not again.\nHarley Keener: Tony? Are you having another attack? I didn't even mention New York.\nTony Stark: Right, and then you just said it by name while denying having said it.\nHarley Keener: Okay, um, uh...\nTony Stark: God, what am I gonna do?\nHarley Keener: Just breathe. Really, just breathe. You're a mechanic, right?\nTony Stark: Right.\nHarley Keener: You said so.\nTony Stark: Yes, I did.\nHarley Keener: Why don't you just build something?\nTony Stark: Okay. Thanks, kid.\nWoman: Why is it so hot in here? I told you to put it at 68.\nMan: My fault again. Let me tell you something, sweetheart. I am not your personal air con...\nThe Mandarin: Well, I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes. Now, which one of you is Vanessa?\nVanessa: That's me.\nThe Mandarin: Ah! Nessie. Did you know that fortune cookies aren't even Chinese?\nVanessa: There's some guy over here.\nThe Mandarin: They're made by Americans, based on a Japanese recipe.\nTony Stark: Hey!\nThe Mandarin: Bloody hell. Bloody hell.\nTony Stark: Don't move.\nThe Mandarin: I'm not moving. You want something? Take it. Although the guns are all fake because those wankers wouldn't trust me with the real ones.\nTony Stark: What?\nThe Mandarin: Hey, do you fancy either of the birds?\nTony Stark: Heard enough. You're not him. The Mandarin, the real guy. Where? Where's the Mandarin? Where is he?\nThe Mandarin: Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's here. He's here, but he's not here. He's here, but he's not here.\nTony Stark: What do you mean?\nThe Mandarin: It's complicated. Hey, it's complicated.\nTony Stark: It is?\nThe Mandarin: It's complicated.\nTony Stark: Uncomplicate it. Ladies, out. Get out of the bed. Get into the bathroom. Sit.\nThe Mandarin: My name is Trevor. Trevor Slattery.\nTony Stark: What are you? What are you, a decoy? You're a double, right?\nTrevor Slattery: What, you mean like an understudy? No, absolutely not. Don't hurt the face! I'm an actor.\nTony Stark: You got a minute to live. Fill it with words.\nTrevor Slattery: It's just a role. \"The Mandarin,\" see, it's not real.\nTony Stark: Then how did you get here, Trevor?\nTrevor Slattery: Um. Well, I, um, had a little problem with, um, substances. And I ended up, um, doing things, no two ways about it, in the street, that a man shouldn't do.\nTony Stark: Next?\nTrevor Slattery: Then, they approached me about the role, and they knew about the drugs.\nTony Stark: What did they say? They'd get you off them?\nTrevor Slattery: They said they'd give me more. They gave me things. They gave me this palace. They gave me plastic surgery. They gave me things.\nTony Stark: Did you just nod off? Hey.\nTrevor Slattery: No, and a lovely speedboat. And the thing was, he needed someone to take credit for some accidental explosions.\nTony Stark: \"He\"? Killian?\nTrevor Slattery: Killian.\nTony Stark: He created you?\nTrevor Slattery: He created me.\nTony Stark: Custom-made terror threat.\nTrevor Slattery: Yes. Yes. His think tank thinked it up. The pathology of a serial killer. The manipulation of Western iconography. Ready for another lesson? Blah, blah, blah. No. Of course, it was my performance that brought the Mandarin to life.\nTony Stark: Your performance? Where people died?\nTrevor Slattery: No, they didn't. Look around you. The costumes, green screen. Honestly, I wasn't on location for half this stuff. And when I was, it was movie magic, love.\nTony Stark: I'm sorry, but I got a best friend who's in a coma and he might not wake up. So you're gonna have to answer for that. You're still going down, pal. You under...\nEric Savin: Okay, Trevor, what did you tell him?\nTrevor Slattery: I didn't tell him anything.\nEric Savin: Nothing?\nTrevor Slattery: No.\nEric Savin: You should have pressed the panic button.\nTrevor Slattery: Well, I panicked, but then I handled it.\nTony Stark: Ah... Okay.\nMaya Hansen: It's just like old times, huh?\nTony Stark: Oh, yeah. With zip ties. It's a ball.\nMaya Hansen: It wasn't my idea.\nTony Stark: Okay. So you took Killian's card.\nMaya Hansen: I took his money.\nTony Stark: And here you are 13 years later, in a dungeon.\nMaya Hansen: No.\nTony Stark: Yeah.\nMaya Hansen: No, you're in a dungeon. I'm free to go.\nTony Stark: Yeah?\nMaya Hansen: A lot has happened, Tony. But I'm close. Extremis is practically stabilised.\nTony Stark: I'm telling you it isn't. I'm on the street. People are going bang. They're painting the walls. Maya, you're kidding yourself.\nMaya Hansen: Then help me fix it.\nTony Stark: Did I do that?\nMaya Hansen: Yes.\nTony Stark: I remember the night, not the morning. Is this what you've been chasing around?\nMaya Hansen: You don't remember?\nTony Stark: I can't help you. You used to have a moral psychology. You used to have ideals. You wanted to help people. Now look at you. I get to wake up every morning with someone who still has their soul. Get me out of here. Come on.\nAldrich Killian: You know what my old man used to say to me? One of his favourite of many sayings... \"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.\"\nTony Stark: You're not still pissed off about the Switzerland thing, are you?\nAldrich Killian: How can I be pissed at you, Tony? I'm here to thank you. You gave me the greatest gift that anybody's ever given me. Desperation. If you think back to Switzerland, you said you'd meet me on the rooftop, right? Well, for the first 20 minutes, I actually thought you'd show up. And the next hour... I considered taking that one-step shortcut to the lobby. If you know what I mean.\nTony Stark: Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out what happened to the first mouse.\nAldrich Killian: But as I looked out over that city, nobody knew I was there, nobody could see me, no one was even looking. I had a thought that would guide me for years to come. Anonymity, Tony. Thanks to you, it's been my mantra ever since. Right? You simply rule from behind the scenes. Because the second you give evil a face, a bin Laden, a Gaddafi, a Mandarin, you hand the people a target.\nTony Stark: You're something else.\nAldrich Killian: You have met him, I assume?\nTony Stark: Yes. Sir Laurence Oblivier.\nAldrich Killian: I know he's a little over the top sometimes. It's not entirely my fault. He has a tenden... He's a stage actor. They say his Lear was the toast of Croydon, wherever that is. Anyway, the point is, ever since that big dude with the hammer fell out of the sky, subtlety has kind of had its day.\nTony Stark: What's next for you in your world?\nAldrich Killian: Well, I wanted to repay you the selfsame gift that you so graciously imparted to me. Desperation. Now, this is live. I'm not sure if you can tell, but at this moment the body is trying to decide whether to accept Extremis or just give up. And if it gives up, I have to say, the detonation is quite spectacular. But until that point, it's really just a lot of pain. We haven't even talked salary yet. What kind of perk package are you thinking of?\nMaya Hansen: Let him go.\nAldrich Killian: Hold on, hold on. Maya...\nMaya Hansen: I said, let him go.\nAldrich Killian: What are you doing?\nMaya Hansen: 1200 CCs. A dose half of this size, I'm dead.\nAldrich Killian: It's times like this my temper is tested somewhat. Maya, give me the injector.\nMaya Hansen: If I die, Killian, what happens to your soldiers? What happens to your product?\nAldrich Killian: We're not doing this, okay?\nMaya Hansen: What happens to you? What happens if you go too hot?\nAldrich Killian: The good news is, a high-level position has just been vacated.\nTony Stark: You are a maniac.\nAldrich Killian: No, I'm a visionary. But I do own a maniac. And he takes the stage tonight. Once we get the Patriot installed, it will take me nine or 10 minutes for the takedown.\nEric Savin: Well, that's great, but the last time I looked there was somebody inside of it.\nAldrich Killian: Afternoon, gentlemen. Hello, Colonel. Step aside. Oh! We'll get you out of there. Don't worry.\nEric Savin: You'll damage the armour.\nAldrich Killian: Yes, I will. But you can fix it, right? I'm gonna take the Chinook to base camp. And I want Potts with me.\nEric Savin: She's still in Phase Two.\nAldrich Killian: You're not going deaf, are you?\nTony Stark: Careful, there. It's a limited edition. Hey, uh, Ponytail Express. What's the mileage count between Tennessee and Miami?\nGuard #1: 832 miles.\nTony Stark: Very nice.\nGuard #1: I'm good like that. Can you, uh, stop that?\nTony Stark: Break it, you bought it.\nGuard #2: I think I bought it.\nTony Stark: Okay, that wasn't mine to give away. That belongs to my friend's sister. And that's why I'm gonna kill you first.\nGuard #2: What are you gonna do to me?\nTony Stark: You'll see.\nGuard #2: You're zip-tied to a bed. This. That.\nAldrich Killian: Are you coming out?\nJames Rhodes: Do not open. Do not open. Don't open. Don't open. All right. Let's go. You... You breathe fire? Okay.\nAldrich Killian: It's a glorious day, Savin. This time tomorrow, I'll have the West's most powerful leader in one hand, and the world's most feared terrorist in the other. I'll own the war on terror. Create supply and demand. For you, for your brothers and sisters.\nTony Stark: Trust me, you're gonna be in a puddle of blood on the ground in five, four, three... Come on! Two...\nGuard #2: How did we get this shift?\nTony Stark: All right, I'm gonna give you a chance to escape. Put down your weapons. Tie yourselves to those chairs. I'll let you live. In five, four, bang!\nGuard #2: Wow. That was...\nTony Stark: You should be gone by now. You should've already been gone.\nGuard #2: I am just beyond terrified.\nTony Stark: Here it comes. Three, four...\nGuard #2: Shut up.\nTony Stark: Five, four, three, two, one! Told you. Where's the rest? Where's the rest?\nMan: Honestly, I hate working here. They are so weird.\nTony Stark: Ah! Better late than never. Not this time. Not the face. Phew! It's good to be back. Hello, by the way.\nJarvis: Oh, hello, sir.\nGuard: All personnel, Stark is loose and somewhere in the compound. Repeat, Stark is loose and somewhere in the compound.\nTony Stark: Ah! Let's go! Aw, crap.\nJames Rhodes: Tony?\nTony Stark: Rhodey, tell me that was you in the suit.\nJames Rhodes: No. You got yours'?\nTony Stark: Uh... Mmm. Kind of. Main house, as fast as you can. There's somebody I'd like you to meet.\nJames Rhodes: You, you, you! Move! Get out!\nTony Stark: The room is secure. I have eyes on the Mandarin.\nJames Rhodes: What's this? I had winners.\nTony Stark: What have you come as?\nJames Rhodes: You make a move, and I break your face.\nTony Stark: I never thought people had been hurt. They lied to me.\nJames Rhodes: This is the Mandarin?\nTony Stark: Yeah, I know, it's... It's embarrassing.\nTrevor Slattery: Hi, Trevor. Trevor Slattery. I know I'm shorter in person. A bit smaller. Everyone says that. But, um, hey, if you're here to arrest me, there's some people I'd like to roll on.\nTony Stark: Here's how it works, Meryl Streep.\nJames Rhodes: You tell him where Pepper is and he'll stop doing it.\nTrevor Slattery: Doing what? Ow, I get it! Ow! That hurt. I get it! I get it! I don't know about any Pepper, but I know about the plan.\nTony Stark: Spill.\nJames Rhodes: Do you know what they did to my suit?\nTony Stark: What? No. But I do know it's happening off the coast. Something to do with a big boat. I can take you there.\nTrevor Slattery: Woah! Ole', ole', ole', ole'...\nJames Rhodes: Tony, I swear to God, I'm gonna blow his face off.\nTony Stark: Oh, and this next bit may include the vice president as well. Is that... Is that important?\nJames Rhodes: Yeah, a little bit.\nTony Stark: So?\nJames Rhodes: What are we gonna do? I mean, we don't have any transport.\nTony Stark: Right. Hey, Ringo. Didn't you say something about a \"lovely speedboat\"? If he's right about the location, we're 20 minutes from where Pepper is.\nJames Rhodes: But we also have to figure out this vice president thing, right?\nTony Stark: Right. I wonder who I'm calling right now. Oh! That's the vice president.\nVice President: Thanks. Hello?\nTony Stark: Sir, this is Tony Stark.\nVice President: Welcome back to the land of the living.\nTony Stark: We believe you're about to be drawn into the Mandarin campaign. We gotta get you somewhere safe as soon as possible.\nVice President: Mr Stark, I'm about to eat honey-roast ham, surrounded by the Agency's finest. The president's safe on Air Force One with Colonel Rhodes. I think we're good, here.\nJames Rhodes: Sir, this is Colonel Rhodes. They're using the Iron Patriot as a Trojan horse. They're gonna take out the president somehow. We have to immediately alert that plane.\nVice President: Okay, I'm on it. I'll have security lock it down. If need be, they can have F-22s in the air in 30 seconds. Thank you, Colonel.\nJames Rhodes: Rhodes and Stark out.\nMan: Everything okay, sir?\nVice President: Couldn't be better. I love you, babe.\nPresident Ellis: Colonel Rhodes. Glad to see you could make it, son. I feel safer already.\nJames Rhodes: We gotta make a decision. We can either save the president, or Pepper. We can't do both.\nJarvis: Sir, I have an update from Malibu. The cranes have finally arrived, and the cellar doors are being cleared as we speak.\nTony Stark: And what about the suit I'm wearing?\nJarvis: The armour is now at 92%.\nTony Stark: That's going to have to do.\nMilitary Aide: Everything all right, Colonel?\nEric Savin: It is an honour, Mr President.\nPresident Ellis: If you're gonna do it, do it!\nEric Savin: Whoa! Cool your boots, sir. That's not how the Mandarin works.\nOfficer: Sir, Air Force One has been compromised. Internal shots, temperature spikes.\nOfficer #2: Get me eyes on it now.\nOfficer: Image coming through now, sir.\nOfficer #2: Was that Rhodes?\nMan: Is anyone there?\nWoman: Let us out!\nTony Stark: The President. Now.\nEric Savin: He's not here. Try the jet stream? Speaking of which, go fish.\nTony Stark: Walk away from that, you son of a bitch. How many in the air?\nJarvis: Thirteen, sir.\nTony Stark: How many can I carry?\nJarvis: Four, sir.\nTony Stark: Slow down. Slow down, relax. What's your name? Heather?\nHeather: Oh, God! No! No!\nTony Stark: Listen to me. See that guy? I'm gonna swing by, you're just gonna grab him. You got it?\nHeather: What? Oh!\nTony Stark: I'll electrify your arm, you won't be able to open your hand. We can do this, Heather. Easy, see? Eleven more to go. Remember that game called Barrel of Monkeys? That's what we're going to do.\nJarvis: 18,000 feet.\nTony Stark: Come on, people. Everybody, grab your monkey. Nice.\nJarvis: 10,000 feet. 6,000 feet.\nTony Stark: Come on, people. Come on, come on, come on! Yeah!\nJarvis: 1, 000 feet. 400 feet. 200 feet, sir.\nTony Stark: He's a chunky monkey, let's get him. Hello.\nMan: We made it!\nTony Stark: Nice work, guys! Excellent. Good team effort all around. Go us. All right, Jarvis. But it's only half-done. We've still got to get Pepper... That came out of nowhere. Wow\nJames Rhodes: Give me some good news, man.\nTony Stark: I think they all made it.\nJames Rhodes: Oh, thank God.\nTony Stark: Yeah, but I missed the president.\nJames Rhodes: You couldn't save the president with the suit, how are we gonna save Pepper with nothing?\nTony Stark: Uh... Say, Jarvis, is it that time?\nJarvis: The House Party Protocol, sir?\nTony Stark: Correct.\nAldrich Killian: Hi.\nPepper Potts: You think he's gonna help you? He won't.\nAldrich Killian: Having you here is not just to motivate Tony Stark. It's, um... Well, it's actually more embarrassing than that. You're here as my, um...\nPepper Potts: Trophy\nAldrich Killian: Mmm. Good evening, sir. Welcome aboard, Mr President. Ever hear of an elephant graveyard? Well, two years ago, the elephant in the room was this scow.\nPresident Ellis: This is the Roxxon Norco.\nAldrich Killian: And, of course, you'll remember that when she spilled a million gallons of crude off Pensacola, thanks to you, not one fat cat saw a day in court.\nPresident Ellis: What do you want from me?\nAldrich Killian: Uh, nothing, sir. I just needed a reason to kill you that would play well on TV. You see, I've moved on. I found myself a new political patron, and this time tomorrow, he'll have your job. String him up.\nPresident Ellis: Hey!\nJames Rhodes: Come on. You're not gonna freak out on me, right?\nTony Stark: I hope not.\nJames Rhodes: Oh, my God. He's strung up over the oil tanker. They're gonna light him up, man.\nTony Stark: Viking funeral. Public execution.\nJames Rhodes: Yeah, death by oil.\nAnnouncer: Broadcast will commence shortly. Take final positions.\nAldrich Killian: Okay. That's good. Now give me cameras A through E and we'll do a full tech rehearsal.\nJames Rhodes: ls your gun up?\nTony Stark: Yep. What do I do?\nJames Rhodes: Stay on my six, cover high and don't shoot me in the back.\nTony Stark: Six, high, back. Alright. You see that? Nailed it.\nJames Rhodes: Yeah, you really killed the glass.\nTony Stark: You think I was aiming for the bulb? You can't hit a bulb at this distance.\nAnnouncer: All personnel, we have hostiles on east unit 12.\nMan: Over there!\nAnnouncer: I repeat, hostiles on east unit 12.\nTony Stark: I'm out. Give me. You got extra magazines?\nJames Rhodes: They're not universal, Tony.\nTony Stark: I know what I'm doing, I make this stuff. Give me another one.\nJames Rhodes: Okay\nTony Stark: Give me one of yours.\nJames Rhodes: I don't have one that fits that gun.\nTony Stark: You've got, like, five of them. Here's what I'm going to do. Save my spot, ready?\nJames Rhodes: What'd you see?\nTony Stark: Too fast. Nothing. Here we go. Three guys, one girl, all armed.\nJames Rhodes: God, I would kill for some armour right now.\nTony Stark: You're right. We need backup.\nJames Rhodes: Yeah, a bunch.\nTony Stark: You know what?\nJames Rhodes: Is that...?\nTony Stark: Yep.\nJames Rhodes: Are those...?\nTony Stark: Yeah. Merry Christmas, buddy. JARVIS, target Extremis heat signatures. Disable with extreme prejudice.\nJarvis: Yes, sir.\nTony Stark: What are you waiting for? It's Christmas. Take them to church.\nJarvis: Gentlemen.\nTony Stark: Incoming! Jarvis, get Igor to steady this thing.\nJames Rhodes: This is how you've been managing your down time, huh?\nTony Stark: Everybody needs a hobby. Heartbreaker, help Red Snapper out, will you? Nice timing.\nJames Rhodes: Oh, yeah. That's awesome. Give me a suit, okay?\nTony Stark: Oh, I'm sorry, they're only coded to me.\nJames Rhodes: What does that mean?\nTony Stark: I got you covered.\nJarvis: Good evening, Colonel. Can I give you a lift?\nJames Rhodes: Very funny.\nJarvis: Sir, I've located Ms Potts.\nTony Stark: About time.\nPepper Potts: Stop! Put it down. Put it down. Put it down.\nTony Stark: See what happens when you hang out with my ex-girlfriends?\nPepper Potts: You're such a jerk.\nTony Stark: Yep. We'll talk about it over dinner. Come on. A little more, baby.\nAldrich Killian: Is this guy bothering you? Don't get up. Ooh. Is it hot in there? Stuck? Do you feel a little stuck? Like a little turtle, cooking in his little turtle suit.\nPepper Potts: Tony.\nAldrich Killian: She's watching. I think you should close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. You don't want to see this.\nTony Stark: Yeah, you take a minute. Jarvis, give me a suit right now! Oh, come on!\nJames Rhodes: Mr President! Just hold on, all right? I'm coming. Just hold on. Hold on. Oh, kay. Bye-bye. Brace yourself. You look damn good, Mr President, but I'm gonna need that suit back. The President is secure, Tony. I'm clearing the area.\nTony Stark: Nice work.\nJames Rhodes: Ready, sir?\nPresident Ellis: What do you mean \"ready\"?\nTony Stark: Pep, I got you. Relax, I got you. Just look at me! Honey, I can't reach any further and you can't stay there. All right? You've got to let go. You've got to let go! I'll catch you, I promise. No!\nAldrich Killian: A shame. I would've caught her.\nTony Stark: Eject.\nAldrich Killian: Well, here we are on the roof.\nJarvis: Mark 42, inbound.\nTony Stark: I'll be damned. The prodigal son returns. Whatever.\nAldrich Killian: You really didn't deserve her, Tony. It's a pity. I was so close to having her perfect.\nTony Stark: Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait! Slow down! Slow down! You're right. I don't deserve her. Here's where you're wrong. She was already perfect. Jarvis, do me a favour and blow Mark 42.\nAldrich Killian: No! No more false faces. You said you wanted the Mandarin. You're looking right at him. It was always me, Tony. Right from the start. I am the Mandarin!\nTony Stark: I got nothing. Jarvis, subject at my 12 o'clock is not a target, disengage! What? Oh, what, are you mad at me? Honey?\nPepper Potts: Oh, my God. That was really violent.\nTony Stark: You just scared the devil out of me. I thought you were...\nPepper Potts: I was dead. Why? Because I fell 200 feet? Who's the hot mess now?\nTony Stark: It's still debatable. Probably tipping your way a little bit. Why don't you dress like this at home? Hmm? Sport bra. The whole deal.\nPepper Potts: You know, I think I understand why you don't want to give up the suits. What am I going to complain about now?\nTony Stark: Well, it's me. You'll think of something. Come here.\nPepper Potts: No, don't touch me.\nTony Stark: Don't worry about it.\nPepper Potts: No, I'm gonna burn you.\nTony Stark: No, you're not. Not hot.\nPepper Potts: Am I gonna be okay?\nTony Stark: No. You're in a relationship with me. Everything will never be okay. But I think I can figure this out, yeah. I almost had this 20 years ago when I was drunk. I think I can get you better. That's what I do. I fix stuff.\nPepper Potts: And all your distractions?\nTony Stark: Uh... I'm going to shave them down a little bit. Jarvis. Hey.\nJarvis: All wrapped up here, sir. Will there be anything else?\nTony Stark: You know what to do.\nJarvis: The Clean Slate Protocol, sir?\nTony Stark: Screw it, it's Christmas. Yes, yes. Okay, so far? Do you like it?\nPepper Potts: It'll do.\nTony Stark: And so, as Christmas morning began, my journey had reached its end. You start with something pure, something exciting. Then, come the mistakes. The compromises. We create our own demons.\nTrevor Slattery: Oh! Great to see you! Oh, bloody hell!\nTony Stark: But then I thought to myself, \"Why stop there?\" Of course, there are people who say progress is dangerous, but I'll bet none of those idiots ever had to live with a chestful of shrapnel. And now, neither will I. Let me tell you, that was the best sleep I'd had in years.\nNurse: It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.\nHappy Hogan: No, look.\nTony Stark: So, if I were to wrap this up, tie it with a bow, or whatever... I guess I'd say my armor, it was never a distraction, or a hobby. It was a cocoon. And now, I'm a changed man. You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys. One thing you can't take away... I am Iron Man. You know, and thank you by the way. For listening. Plus, something about just getting it off my chest, and putting it out there in the atmosphere, instead of holding this in... I mean, this is what gets people sick, you know. Wow, I had no idea you were such a good listener. To be able to share all my intimate thoughts and my experiences with someone, it just cuts the weight of it in half. You know, it's like a snake swallowing its own tail. Everything comes full circle. And the fact that you've been able to -help me process... Are you with me?\nBruce Banner: Sorry... I was, yeah. We were at, uh...\nTony Stark: Are you actively napping?\nBruce Banner: I was... I... I drifted.\nTony Stark: Where did I lose you?\nBruce Banner: Elevator in Switzerland.\nTony Stark: So, you heard none of it?\nBruce Banner: I'm sorry. I'm not that kind of doctor. I'm not a therapist. It's not my training.\nTony Stark: So?\nBruce Banner: I don't have the...\nTony Stark: What? The time?\nBruce Banner: Temperament.\nTony Stark: You know what? Now that I think about it... Oh! God, my original wound. 1983, all right?\nBruce Banner: Yes.\nTony Stark: I'm 14 years old, I still have a nanny. That was weird."}
{"text": "Odin: Long before the birth of light there was darkness, and from that darkness, came the Dark Elves. Millennia ago, the most ruthless of their kind, Malekith, sought to transform our universe back into one of eternal night. Such evil was possible through the power of the Aether, an ancient force of infinite destruction. The noble armies of Asgard, led by my father, King Bor, waged a mighty war against these creatures.\nKurse: Malekith! Asgard's forces are upon us.\nMalekith: Send the Kursed.\nOdin: As the Nine Worlds converged above him, Malekith could at last unleash the Aether... But Asgard ripped the weapon from his grasp. Without it, the Dark Elves fell. With the battle all but lost, Malekith sacrificed his own people in a desperate attempt to lay waste to Asgard's army.\nMalekith: Their deaths will mean our survival. This war is far from over.\nOdin: Malekith was vanquished, and the Aether was no more. Or so we were led to believe.\nAsgardian Einherjar: Sire, the Aether. Shall we destroy it?\nBor: If only we could. But its power is too great. Bury it deep. Somewhere no one will ever find it.\nFrigga: Loki.\nLoki: Hello, mother. Have I made you proud?\nFrigga: Please, don't make this worse.\nLoki: Define worse.\nOdin: Enough! I will speak to the prisoner alone.\nLoki: I really don't see what all the fuss is about.\nOdin: Do you not truly feel the gravity of your crimes? Wherever you go there is war, ruin and death.\nLoki: I went down to Midgard to rule the people of Earth as a benevolent god. Just like you.\nOdin: We are not gods. We are born, we live, we die. Just as humans do.\nLoki: Give or take 5000 years.\nOdin: All this because Loki desires a throne.\nLoki: It is my birthright.\nOdin: Your birthright was to die as a child. Cast out onto a frozen rock. If I had not taken you in you would not be here now to hate me.\nLoki: If I am for the axe, then for mercy's sake, just swing it. It's not that I don't love our little talks, it's just ... I don't love them.\nOdin: Frigga is the only reason you are still alive and you will never see her again. You will spend the rest of your days in the dungeons.\nLoki: And what of Thor? You'll make that witless oaf king while I rot in chains?\nOdin: Thor must strife to undo the damage you have done. He will bring order to the nine realms and then, yes. He will be king.\nSif: I've got this completely under control!\nThor: Is that why everything is on fire?\nSif: You're welcome. All yours.\nThor: Hello. I accept your surrender. Anyone else?\nFandral: Perhaps next time we should start with the big one.\nGuard: Keep moving. Come on! Keep moving. Go ahead of me. Don't you turn around!\nHogun: Where do we go next?\nThor: Hogun, the peace is nearly won across the Nine Realms. You should stay here. Be with your people, where your heart is. Asgard can wait.\nHogun: You have my thanks.\nThor: As you have mine. Heimdall, when you're ready.\nOdin: Is Vanaheim secure?\nThor: As are Nornheim and Ria. Though our work would have gone more quickly with you at the fore.\nOdin: You must think I'm a piece of bread that needs to be buttered so heavily.\nThor: That was not my intent.\nOdin: For the first time since the Bifrost was destroyed, the Nine Realms are at peace. They're well reminded of our strength and you have earned their respect and my gratitude.\nThor: Thank you.\nOdin: Nothing out of order except your confused and distracted heart.\nThor: This isn't about Jane Foster, Father.\nOdin: Human lives are fleeting, they are nothing. You'd be better served by what lies in front of you I'm telling you this not as the all-father but as your father. You are ready. The time has come for you to take the throne. Embrace and celebrate what you've won. Join your warriors. Eat and drink, revel in their celebration. At least pretend to enjoy yourself.\nSif: There was a time you would celebrate for weeks.\nThor: I remember you celebrated the battle of Haragon so much that you nearly started a second.\nSif: Well, the first was so much fun. Take a drink with me. Surely the All-Father could have no further task for you tonight.\nThor: No, this is one I set myself.\nSif: It has not gone unnoticed that you disappear each night. There are Nine Realms. Future king of Asgard must focus on more than one.\nThor: I thank you for your sword and for your counsel, good Lady Sif.\nRichard: Hi.\nJane Foster: Hi.\nRichard: So what's the story with you?\nJane Foster: Why does there have to be a story, there's no story.\nRichard: You've spent the first ten minutes of our date hiding behind a menu that has three choices on it. It's either chicken, vegetarian or fish, Jane. I think there's a story and I'm thinking the story involves a guy?\nJane Foster: It's complicated.\nRichard: Is he still around?\nJane Foster: No, he...went away.\nRichard: I've been there. The going away, it's hard. I'd been seeing a woman and uh...she took a job in New York, eventually the distance killed it. And...and the fact that she uh...she kept sleeping with other dudes.\nJane Foster: No!\nRichard: Oh, so many. Hi. Um...could we get some wine please?\nDarcy Lewis: Sure, I'd love some.\nJane Foster: Richard, this is Darcy. What are you doing here?\nRichard: Oh, hello.\nDarcy Lewis: So, I show up to work at the lab-slash-your mom's house, fully expecting you to be moping around in your pajamas eating ice cream obsessing about you know who...\nRichard: Ah.\nDarcy Lewis: But you're not! You're wearing lady clothes, you even showered, didn't you? You smell good.\nJane Foster: Is there a point to all this, cause there really has to be a point to all this.\nDarcy Lewis: Right. You know that scientific equipment you don't look at anymore? You might wanna start looking at it now This is the reason we came all the way out here.\nJane Foster: It's malfunctioning.\nDarcy Lewis: That's what I said. That's what I did! But you just hit a little more scientific.\nJane Foster: I'm sure it's nothing.\nRichard: Yeah.\nDarcy Lewis: It didn't look like nothing. Kind of looks like the readings that Erik was rambling about. Our friend Erik, kind of went banana-balls.\nJane Foster: He's not interested. I'm not interested. Time for you to go now.\nDarcy Lewis: Okay.\nRichard: Short but sweet.\nJane Foster: She needs help.\nRichard: I think I'm gonna have the sea bass.\nJane Foster: Sea bass. Yeah, sea bass is good. Sea bass, sea bass, sea bass, sea bass, sea bass, sea bass, sea bass...sea bass. Sea bass...\nRichard: Jane, maybe you should stop saying sea bass and go out to your friend.\nJane Foster: This was so fun.\nRichard: You know, I'll just stay here and say sea bass alone.\nJane Foster: And I hate you.\nDarcy Lewis: What?! I thought he was cute.\nJane Foster: Just shut up and drive. Who's he?\nDarcy Lewis: He's my intern.\nJane Foster: You have an intern?\nDarcy Lewis: Oh, yeah.\nIan Boothby: Hello, Dr. Foster. It's uh...it's a great honor to be working with you.\nJane Foster: Right. I have to call Erik.\nIan Boothby: Oh, uh...take a right. Left!\nDarcy Lewis: I have totally mastered driving in London.\nJane Foster: Hi, Erik, it's me again. Where are you? I came here because you said you were onto something and then vanished.\nStonehenge Tv News Reporter: I'm here at Stonehenge, for what has been an interesting unfolding of events today. The police reported the scene shortly after 11 a.m. this morning, after a seemingly harmless rambler approached the area then started to strip naked and effectively terrorize tourists there with scientific equipment while shouting that he was trying to save them. The man later identified as noted Astrophysicist Dr. Erik Selvig has been called in for questioning by police.\nDarcy Lewis: Come on, this is exciting! Look, the intern is excited.\nIan Boothby: Ian.\nDarcy Lewis: Do you want the phase meter?\nJane Foster: No.\nDarcy Lewis: Bring the phase meter. The toaster looking thing.\nIan Boothby: I know what the phase meter is.\nJane Foster: How do I change the ring tone on this thing?\nDarcy Lewis: An Astrophysicist with three degrees should be able to change her own ring tone.\nJane Foster: Why are you calling me?\nDarcy Lewis: I didn't want to shout. Intern, the entrance is this way.\nIan Boothby: Ian. My name's Ian.\nDarcy Lewis: I am not getting stabbed in the name of science. It's okay, we're Americans!\nJane Foster: Is that supposed to make them like us?\nMaddie: Make it go away...\nNavid: Ssh!\nJane Foster: Oh, they're kids.\nMaddie: Are you the police?\nJane Foster: No, we're scientists. Well, I am.\nDarcy Lewis: Thanks.\nNavid: We just found it.\nJane Foster: Can you show us?\nDarcy Lewis: That doesn't seem rigged. Where did it go? That's...that's incredible. What happened?\nMaddie: Sometimes they come back, sometimes they don't.\nDarcy Lewis: I want to throw something. Jane, give me your shoe.\nJane Foster: I haven't seen readings like this since...\nDarcy Lewis: New Mexico?\nJane Foster: Don't touch anything!\nDarcy Lewis: Give me your shoe. Where those the car keys?\nJane Foster: Darcy!\nMalekith: The Aether awakens us. The Convergence returns.\nHeimdall: You're late.\nThor: Merriment can sometimes be a heavier burden than battle.\nHeimdall: Then you're doing one of them incorrectly.\nThor: Perhaps. How fare the stars?\nHeimdall: Still shining. From here I can see Nine Realms and ten trillion souls. You recall what I told you of the Convergence?\nThor: Yes, the alignment of the worlds. It approaches, doesn't it?\nHeimdall: The universe hasn't seen this marvel since before my watch began. Few can sense, even fewer can see it. A world that's infected can be dangerous. It is truly beautiful.\nThor: I see nothing.\nHeimdall: Or perhaps that is not the beauty you seek.\nThor: How is she?\nHeimdall: She's quite clever, your mortal. She doesn't know it yet, but she studies the Convergence as well. Even...\nThor: What?\nHeimdall: I can't see her.\nDarcy Lewis: Jane! Where the hell were you?\nJane Foster: Tell me you didn't call the police!\nDarcy Lewis: What was I supposed to do?\nJane Foster: Not call the police!\nDarcy Lewis: I was freaking out.\nJane Foster: You call the cops they tell the feds, the next thing you know we have SHIELD crawling all over area fifty-one-ing the place.\nDarcy Lewis: Jane!\nJane Foster: We had a stable gratification anomaly, we had unheeded access. Our only competition was ten years old!\nDarcy Lewis: Jane, you were gone for five hours!\nJane Foster: What?\nDarcy Lewis: That's weird. Typical.\nThor: Jane.\nJane Foster: Sorry. I just needed to make sure you were real, it's been a very strange day.\nThor: Well, I am. Jane...\nJane Foster: Where were you?!\nThor: Where were you? Heimdall could not see you.\nJane Foster: I was right here where you left me. I was waiting and then I was crying and then I went out looking for you. You said you were coming back\nThor: I know, I know, but the Bifrost was destroyed. The Nine Realms erupted into chaos, wars were raging, marauding hordes were pillaging. I had to put an end to the slaughter.\nJane Foster: As excuses go, that's not terrible. But I saw you on TV, you were...you were in New York!\nThor: Jane, I fought to protect you from the dangers of my world, but I was wrong, I was a fool. I believe that fate brought us together. Jane, I don't know where you were or what happened, but I do know this.\nJane Foster: What?\nThor: I know...\nJane Foster: You do?\nThor: Do what?\nJane Foster: Hey! Is that you? Uh...we're kind of in the middle of something.\nDarcy Lewis: Um...I'm pretty sure we are getting arrested.\nJane Foster: Hold that thought.\nDarcy Lewis: Look at you, still all muscly and everything. How's space?\nThor: Space is fine.\nJane Foster: Excuse me?\nPolice Officer #1: Are you Jane Foster?\nJane Foster: Yes.\nPolice Officer #1: Do you know this man?\nJane Foster: He's my intern. My intern's intern.\nPolice Officer #1: This is private property and you're trespassing, the lot of you. You'll have to come with me.\nThor: Jane! Jane? You alright?\nJane Foster: What just happened?\nPolice Officer #2: Place your hands on your head, step back!\nThor: The woman is unwell.\nPolice Officer #2: She's dangerous.\nThor: So am I.\nPolice Officer #2: Requesting armed response officers to the scene.\nThor: Hold on to me.\nJane Foster: What are you doing?\nDarcy Lewis: Holy shit!\nJane Foster: We have to do that again. Hi.\nHeimdall: Welcome to Asgard.\nMalekith: Look at my legacy, Algrim. I barely remember the time before light.\nAlgrim: Our survival will be your legacy.\nMalekith: The Asgardians will suffer as we have suffered. I will reclaim the Aether. I will restore our world and I'll put an end to this poisonous world.\nJane Foster: What's that?\nEir: Be still.\nThor: This is not of Earth, what is it?\nAsgardian Nurse: We do not know, but she will not survive the amount of energy surging within her.\nJane Foster: That's a quantum field generator, isn't it?\nEir: It's a Soul Forge.\nJane Foster: Does a Soul Forge transfer molecular energy from one place to another?\nEir: Yes.\nJane Foster: It's a quantum field generator.\nOdin: My words are mere noises to you that you ignore them completely?\nThor: She's ill.\nOdin: She is mortal. Illness is their defining trait.\nThor: I brought here because we can help her.\nOdin: She does not belong here in Asgard anymore than a goat belongs at a banquet table.\nJane Foster: Did he just...? Who do you think you are?\nOdin: I'm Odin. King of Asgard. Protector of the Nine Realms.\nJane Foster: Oh. Well, I'm...\nOdin: I know very well who you are, Jane Foster.\nJane Foster: You told your Dad about me?\nThor: Something is within her, father, something I have not seen before.\nOdin: Her world has its healers, their called doctors, let them deal with it. Guards, take her back to Midgard.\nThor: Don't touch her. Jane, are you alright?\nOdin: That's impossible.\nEir: The infection, it's defending her.\nThor: No, it's defending itself.\nOdin: Come with me. There are relics that predate the universe itself. What lies within her appears to be one of them. The Nine Realms are not eternal. They had a dawn as they will have a dusk. But before that dawn the dark forces, the Dark Elves, reigned absolute and unchallenged.\nThor: \"Born of eternal night, the Dark Elves comes to steal away your light.\" They were these stories mother told us as children.\nOdin: Their leader, Malekith made a weapon out of that darkness, it was called the Aether. While the other relics often appeared as stones, the Aether is fluid and ever changing. It changes matter into dark matter and seeks out to host bodies, drawing strength from their life force. Malekith sought to use the Aether's power to return the universe to one of darkness. But after eternities of blood shed, my father Bor, finally triumphed, ushering in the peace that lasted thousands of years.\nJane Foster: What happened?\nOdin: He killed them all.\nThor: Are you certain? The Aether was said to have been destroyed with them and yet here it is.\nOdin: The Dark Elves are dead.\nJane Foster: Does your book happen to mention how to get it out of me?\nOdin: No, it does not.\nMalekith: The Realms will be aligned soon. You'll be the last of the Kursed.\nAlgrim: Let my life be sacrificed. The same as our people.\nMalekith: You will become darkness, doomed to this existence until it consumes you. And then no power of our enemies will stop me.\nAlgrim: I'll destroy their defenses and resurrect the universe.\nLoki: Odin continues to bring me new friends. How thoughtful.\nFrigga: The books I sent, do they not interest you?\nLoki: Is that how I'm to while away eternity, reading?\nFrigga: I've done everything in my power to make you comfortable, Loki.\nLoki: Have you? Does Odin share your concern? Does Thor? It must be so inconvenient them asking after me day and night.\nFrigga: You know full well it was your actions that brought you here.\nLoki: My actions. I was merely giving truth to the lie that I had been fed my entire life, that I was born to be a king.\nFrigga: A king? A true king admits his faults. What of the lives you took on Earth?\nLoki: A mere handful compared to the number that Odin has taken himself.\nFrigga: Your father...\nLoki: He's not my father!\nFrigga: Then am I not your mother?\nLoki: You're not.\nFrigga: Always so perceptive about everyone but yourself.\nJane Foster: When you came for me, you knew I was in trouble.\nThor: Well Heimdall had lost sight of you, you were no longer on Earth.\nJane Foster: Well, how's that possible?\nThor: I believe you were in between worlds. The Nine Realms travel within Yggdrasil, orbiting Midgard in much the way your planet orbits the sun. Every five thousand years the worlds align perfectly, we call this the Convergence. During this time the boarders between worlds become blurred. It's possible you found one of these points. We are lucky that it remained open. Once the worlds pass out of alignment, the connection is lost.\nJane Foster: I liked the way you explained that. What's gonna happen to me?\nThor: I'll find a way to save you, Jane.\nJane Foster: Your father said there was...\nThor: My father doesn't know everything.\nFrigga: Don't let him hear you say that.\nThor: Jane Foster, please meet Frigga, the Queen of Asgard, my mother.\nJane Foster: Hi.\nLoki: You might want to take the stairs to the left.\nFrigga: The prisons.\nThor: Loki.\nFrigga: Go, I will look after her.\nFandral: It's as if they resent being imprisoned.\nVolstagg: There's no pleasing some creatures.\nThor: Return to your cells and further harm will come to you. You have my word. Very well, you don't have my word.\nOdin: Send a squadron to the weapons vault, defend it at all costs. Seal the dungeon.\nFrigga: Odin.\nOdin: Frigga. Go! It's a skirmish, nothing to fear.\nFrigga: You've never been a very good liar.\nOdin: Take her to you chambers, I'll come for you when it's safe.\nFrigga: You take care.\nOdin: Despite all I have survived, my queen still worries over me.\nFrigga: It's only because I worry over you that you have survived. Listen to me now, I need you to do everything I ask and no questions.\nJane Foster: Yes, ma'am.\nOdin: Frigga.\nFrigga: Stand down, creature. You may still survive this.\nMalekith: I have survived worse, woman.\nFrigga: Who are you?\nMalekith: I am Malekith, and I would have what it is mine. You have taken something, child. Give it back. Witch! Where is the Aether?\nFrigga: I'll never tell.\nMalekith: I believe you.\nErik Selvig: The universe rotates on a five thousand year cycle, and once its cycled all the worlds align. Imagine...imagine that this is our world, and...and... Oh, thank you. And this is another world. Normally they're separate, but during the alignment everything is connected. All Nine Realms, all Nine Realms are passing through each other and gravity, light, and even matter, is crunching from one world to the other. But if this happens to us now, the result would be cataclysmic. My gravimetric spikes can stabilize the focal point of the Convergence. This time the alignment, and all the other worlds, would just pass up by. It's beautiful. It's simple. Any questions?\nPatient: Yeah. Can I have my shoe back?\nAlgrim: I need your strength to reclaim the Aether. And when you wake up, you will kill them all.\nEinherjar Lieutenant: Jane Foster. You need to come with us.\nFandral: We are still unable to restore the palace shields. Our artillery cannot detect them, even Heimdall cannot see them. My King, we are all but defenseless.\nThor: She's your prisoner now? Leave us.\nOdin: I do not wish to fight with you.\nThor: Nor I with you, but I intend to pursue Malekith.\nOdin: We possess the Aether, Malekith will come to us.\nThor: Yes, and you will destroy us.\nOdin: You overestimate the power of these creatures.\nThor: No, I value our peoples lives. I'll take Jane to the Dark World and draw the enemy away from Asgard. When Malekith pulls the Aether from Jane it will be exposed vulnerable, and I will destroy it and him.\nOdin: If you fail, you risk this weapon falling into the hands of our enemies.\nThor: The risk is far greater if we do nothing. His ship could be over our heads right now and we'd never even know it.\nOdin: If and when he comes, his men will fall by ten thousand Asgardian blades.\nThor: And how of our men shall fall on theirs?\nOdin: As many as are needed! We will fight! Until the last Asgardian breath, the last drop of Asgardian blood.\nThor: And how are you different from Malekith?\nOdin: The difference, my son, is that I will win.\nDarcy Lewis: Jane isn't called me back. Erik isn't calling me back. Stupid SHIELD isn't calling me back!\nIan Boothby: What's SHIELD?\nDarcy Lewis: It's a secret. Uh...hey, Erik. It's Darcy again. Uh...Thor came back, he took Jane to Asgard and um...I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do.\nNews Reporter: Something else went missing this week when Astrophysicist, Dr. Erik Selvig, notable for his involvement in the Alien invasion in New York streaked nude across Stonehenge.\nIan Boothby: Darcy, you really need to look at this. Your friend Erik, what was his last name again?\nNews Reporter: ...disrobed and began shouting at visitors at the historic site. He was later taken into police custody for psychiatric evaluation. The police are still refusing to confirm...\nThor: You're not in Odin's war council?\nHeimdall: The Bifrost is closed by your father's orders. No one is to come or to go. We face an enemy that is invisible even to me. Of what use is a guardian such as that?\nThor: Malekith will return, you know this. I'll need your help.\nHeimdall: I cannot overrule my King's wishes, not even for you.\nThor: I'm not asking you to. The Realms need their All-Father strong and unchallenged, whether he is or not. But he is blinded, Heimdall, by hatred and by grief.\nHeimdall: As are we all.\nThor: Well I see clearly enough.\nHeimdall: The risks are too great.\nThor: Everything that we do from here on is a risk, there is no other way.\nHeimdall: What do you require of me?\nThor: What I'm about to ask of you is treason of the highest order. Success will bring us exile and failure shall mean our death. Malekith knew the Aether was here, he can sense its power. If we do nothing he will come for it again, but this time lay waste to all of Asgard. We must move Jane off world.\nSif: The Bifrost has been shut down and the Tesseract locked away in a vault.\nHeimdall: There are other paths off Asgard, ways known only to a few.\nThor: One, actually.\nVolstagg: No.\nLoki: Thor, after all this time and now you come to visit me. Why? Have you come to gloat? To mock?\nThor: Loki, enough. No more illusions.\nLoki: Now you see me, brother. Did she suffer?\nThor: I did not come here to share our grief. Instead I offer you the chance of a far richer sacrament.\nLoki: Go on.\nThor: I know you seek vengeance as much as I do. You help me escape Asgard and I will grant it to you, vengeance. And afterward, this cell.\nLoki: You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. What makes you think you can trust me?\nThor: I don't. Mother did. You should know that when we fought each other in the past, I did so with a glimmer of hope that my brother was still in there somewhere. That hope no longer exists to protect you. You betray me and I will kill you.\nLoki: Hmm. When do we start?\nFandral: He will betray you.\nThor: He will try.\nLoki: This is so unlike you, brother. So clandestine. Are you sure you wouldn't rather just punch your way out?\nThor: If you keep speaking I just might.\nLoki: Fine. As you wish. I'm not even here. Is this better? Still, we could be less conspicuous. Hm, brother. You look ravishing.\nThor: It will hurt no less when I kill you in this form.\nLoki: Very well. Perhaps you prefer one of your new companions, given that you seem to like them so much. Oh, this is much better. Woh. The costume's a bit much, so tight. But the confidence, I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth, honor, patriotism? God bless Amer- What? You could at least furnish me with a weapon. My dagger, something! At last, a little common sense.\nThor: And I thought you liked tricks.\nFandral: Well, what then? Your lovely mortal is being guarded by a legion of our Einherjar who will see you coming from miles away.\nThor: I won't be the one who comes for her.\nJane Foster: I'm not hungry.\nSif: Good, let's go.\nJane Foster: You're...\nLoki: I'm Loki. You may have heard of...\nJane Foster: That was for New York.\nLoki: I like her.\nSif: And what of the All-Father?\nHeimdall: It is my sworn duty to notify him of crimes against the throne.\nOdin: You called me here on an urgent matter. What is it?\nHeimdall: Treason, my lord.\nOdin: Whose?\nHeimdall: Mine.\nEinherjar Lieutenant: My King, the mortal has been taken.\nOdin: Stop Thor, by any means necessary.\nGuards: There they are! Take them. On my command.\nSif: I'll hold them off. Take her.\nThor: Thank you.\nSif: Betray him and I'll kill you.\nLoki: It's good to see you too, Sif.\nVolstagg: Assuming you can get Loki's help, and you can free this mortal, what good would it do? We'd all be dead the minute we step one foot outside the palace.\nThor: That, my friend, is where we won't be leaving by foot.\nVolstagg: I will give you as much time as I can.\nThor: Thank you, my friend.\nVolstagg: If you even think about betraying him...\nLoki: You'll kill me? Evidently there will be a line. I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.\nThor: I said, \"how hard could it be?\"\nGuard: They're on the ship!\nLoki: They're on the ship! Well, whatever you're doing, brother, I suggest you do it faster.\nThor: Shut up, Loki.\nLoki: You must have missed something.\nThor: No, I didn't, I'm pressing every button on this thing.\nLoki: No, don't hit it, just press it gently.\nThor: I am pressing it gently. It's not working!\nGuards: Get him! Get him!\nLoki: I think you missed a column.\nThor: Shut up!\nLoki: Look, why don't you let me take over, I'm clearly the better pilot.\nThor: Is that right? Well, out of the two of us which one can actually fly?\nLoki: Oh, dear. Is she dead?\nThor: Jane.\nJane Foster: I'm okay.\nThor: Not a word.\nLoki: Now they're following us. Now they're firing at us!\nThor: Yeah, thank you for the commentary, Loki! It's not at all distracting!\nLoki: Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather. You know this is wonderful. This is a tremendous idea. Let's steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that. Flying around the city, smashing into everything in sight so everyone can see us. It's brilliant, Thor! It's truly brilliant!\nFandral: I see your time in the dungeons has made you no less graceful, Loki.\nLoki: You lied to me. I'm impressed.\nThor: I'm glad you're pleased. Now, do as you promised. Take us to your secret pathway. Fandral.\nFandral: Right. For Asgard. Nothing personal, boys!\nThor: Loki!\nLoki: If it were easy everyone would do it.\nThor: Are you mad?\nLoki: Possibly. Ta-da!\nAlgrim: We must attack now.\nMalekith: No. Asgard is not important anymore. The Aether has returned home.\nLoki: What I could do with the power that flows through those veins.\nThor: It would consume you.\nLoki: She's holding up alright, for now.\nThor: She's strong in ways you'd never even know.\nLoki: Say goodbye.\nThor: Not this day.\nLoki: This day, the next, a hundred years, it's nothing. It's a heart beat. You'll never be ready. The only woman whose love you've prized will be snatched from you.\nThor: And will that satisfy you?\nLoki: Satisfaction is not in my nature.\nThor: Surrender not in mine.\nLoki: The son of Odin.\nThor: No, not just of Odin! You think you alone were loved of mother? You had her tricks, but I had her trust!\nLoki: Trust. Was that her last expression? Trust? When you let her die!\nThor: What help were you in your cell?\nLoki: Who put me there? Who put me there?!\nThor: You know damn well! You know damn well who! She wouldn't want us to fight.\nLoki: Well, she wouldn't exactly be shocked.\nThor: I wish I could trust you.\nLoki: Trust my rage.\nDesk Officer: You'll have to sign for your father's belongings, Mr. Selvig.\nIan Boothby: What? Oh, yeah. My father, Dr. Erik Selvig.\nDesk Officer: One; a man's leather wallet, brown. One key ring with three keys. Prescription medicine. Various.\nDarcy Lewis: Erik.\nDesk Officer: And... These.\nIan Boothby: Yeah, those. Thank goodness.\nDarcy Lewis: Erik.\nErik Selvig: Yes?\nDarcy Lewis: It's uh...Darcy.\nErik Selvig: Darcy. It's so good to see you.\nDarcy Lewis: Uh...I missed you too.\nErik Selvig: How did you find me?\nIan Boothby: You were naked on TV.\nDarcy Lewis: Okay, time to go. Lots to do. Getting weird now. I should not be left in charge of stuff like this, I don't get paid enough. I don't get paid period.\nIan Boothby: I'm uh...Ian by the way. Uh..Darcy's intern. I don't get paid either. Are you alright?\nErik Selvig: I have had a God in my brain. I don't recommend it.\nIan Boothby: Dr. Selvig, your gear is beeping at me.\nErik Selvig: It's happening, sooner than I calculated.\nDarcy Lewis: Wait, what's happening? Birds? Birds are happening?\nIan Boothby: They're starlings, it's called a murmuration. My dad used to take me bird watching as a kid.\nDarcy Lewis: Erik?\nErik Selvig: Look.\nDarcy Lewis: Where did they go? What the hell was that?! Why are you smiling?\nErik Selvig: There's nothing more reassuring than realizing that the world is crazier than you are. Take me to Jane's lab!\nThor: Jane.\nJane Foster: Malekith.\nThor: Alright, are you ready?\nLoki: I am. You know this plan of yours is going to get us killed.\nThor: Yeah, possibly.\nLoki: You still don't trust me, brother?\nThor: Would you?\nLoki: No, I wouldn't.\nJane Foster: Thor! No!\nLoki: You really think I cared about Frigga, about any of you? All I ever wanted was you and Odin dead at my feet! Malekith, I am Loki of Jotunheim and I bring you a gift! I ask only one thing in return, a good seat from which to watch Asgard burn.\nAlgrim: He is an enemy of Asgard, he was locked in a cell.\nMalekith: Look at me.\nThor: Loki, now! No!\nLoki: See you in hell, monster!\nThor: No. No, no, no! Oh, you fool, you didn't listen!\nLoki: I know. I'm a fool. I'm a fool!\nThor: Stay with me, okay?\nLoki: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.\nThor: Shh.\nLoki: I'm sorry.\nThor: It's okay. It's alright. I'll tell father what you did here today.\nLoki: I didn't do it for him.\nThor: No!\nJane Foster: He's gonna unleash it, not just on Asgard or on a star, Malekith is gonna destroy everything.\nThor: How? Jane, how?\nJane Foster: I saw him on Earth. Why would he go to Earth?\nThor: The Convergence.\nJane Foster: Oh, God. None of this would have happened if I hadn't found the Aether.\nThor: Then Malekith would have only possessed it that much sooner.\nJane Foster: I only found it because I was looking for you.\nThor: Jane.\nJane Foster: Now we're trapped here.\nThor: It's not me.\nJane Foster: Hello?\nRichard: Hi, Jane, it's Richard.\nJane Foster: Richard?! Where are you?\nRichard: I'm still in the office. It's...It's been a crazy day here today.\nJane Foster: Oh, my God! This is amazing.\nRichard: Is it? I quite enjoyed our lunch despite never actually ordering anything.\nJane Foster: How am I getting service here?\nRichard: Is this a bad time? Do you want me to try you there?\nJane Foster: No, no, no, no! Please, whatever you do, do not hang up the phone.\nRichard: Okay then. I was just wondering if you want to try again? Uh...maybe dinner next time.\nJane Foster: Uh...yeah, yeah, yeah. Um...just stay on the phone, okay?\nRichard: Yeah, I will.\nJane Foster: Oh, my God.\nRichard: Am I interrupting something.\nJane Foster: No, no, no, nothing at all. Come on.\nRichard: I'm losing you there, are you in a tunnel?\nThor: Where are we going?\nRichard: Hello?\nThor: Why are there so many shoes in here?\nRichard: I'll just text her.\nDarcy Lewis: Jane!\nJane Foster: Hey.\nDarcy Lewis: You can't just leave like that, the whole world is going crazy! All the stuff we saw is spreading. Did you go to a party?\nJane Foster: Erik?!\nErik Selvig: Jane, how wonderful! You've been to Asgard.\nJane Foster: Where are your pants?\nIan Boothby: Oh, uh...he uh...he says it helps him think.\nJane Foster: Okay. Well, I'm gonna need everything you got on this. All the work you've been doing on gravimetric anomalies, everything.\nErik Selvig: Okay.\nThor: Are you well, Erik?\nErik Selvig: Your brother is not coming, is he?\nThor: Loki is dead.\nErik Selvig: Oh, thank God. I...I'm so sorry.\nThor: Thank you.\nEinherjar Guard: Forgive me, my liege. I've returned from the Dark World with news.\nOdin: Thor?\nEinherjar Guard: There's no sign of Thor, or the weapon, but...\nOdin: What?\nEinherjar Guard: We found a body.\nOdin: Loki.\nJane Foster: Malekith is going to fire the Aether at a spot where all the nine worlds are connected.\nErik Selvig: Amplifying the weapon's impact. With each additional world, the power will increase exponentially. The effect would be universal.\nThor: Yes, well the alignment is only temporary. He must be in exactly at the right place at the right time.\nDarcy Lewis: Well, how do we know where that is?\nErik Selvig: We follow the directions. This has happened before, thousands of years ago, and The Ancients were there to see it. All the great constructions: the Mayas, the Chinese, the Egyptians, they made use of the gravitational effects of the Convergence. And they left us a map. Stonehenge. Snowdon, the Great Orme. These are all coordinates taking us...here.\nIan Boothby: Greenwich?\nJane Foster: The walls between worlds will be almost non-existent. Physics is gonna go ballistic. Increase and decrease in gravity, spatial extrusions. The very fabric of reality is gonna be torn apart.\nErik Selvig: I better get my pants.\nDarcy Lewis: Focus, this is important. We have to hammer them in all around the site and then Jane and Erik will activate them from the tower.\nIan Boothby: They're taped together!\nDarcy Lewis: Do you even know what these things do?\nIan Boothby: No.\nDarcy Lewis: Neither do I. Come on, come on!\nIan Boothby: Fine!\nDarcy Lewis: Holy shit!\nMalekith: You needn't have come so far, Asgardian! Death would have come to you soon enough.\nThor: Not by your hand!\nMalekith: Your universe was never meant to be. Your world and your family will be extinguished.\nErik Selvig: We're running out of time.\nJane Foster: Almost there.\nErik Selvig: Are you sure this is going to work? These devices were made to detect anomalies, not cause them.\nJane Foster: Oh, come on. Come on, Darcy.\nThor: You know with all that power, I thought you would hit harder.\nIan Boothby: Done.\nErik Selvig: The Convergence will be in full effect in seven minutes.\nJane Foster: That just means we have to keep Malekith busy for eight. Okay, you might wanna hold on to something.\nDarcy Lewis: That is awesome! How did you do that?\nJane Foster: Well, gravitational fields interact with the weak spot between worlds creating...\nDarcy Lewis: Oh, there's a guy with a sword!\nJane Foster: Oops.\nErik Selvig: Let's go.\nDarcy Lewis: What the hell just happened? Move!\nJane Foster: What are you all doing? You need to get out of here! Now!\nStudent: You're joking, right? That's Thor out there waving his hammer around and everything!\nControl: Confirming ship is hostile.\nPilot: Confirm, the ship is hostile. You have permission to engage.\nControl: Roger. The missile's locked. The missile's on its way. Missile off target! I repeat...\nPilot: Mayday! I'm losing control. Mayday! Mayday! I'm losing control!\nErik Selvig: What are you doing?\nJane Foster: My signal's lost connection.\nErik Selvig: Jane! Come on!\nIan Boothby: Are you alright?\nDarcy Lewis: You saved my life.\nIan Boothby: Yeah. Yes, I did.\nJane Foster: Darcy?\nDarcy Lewis: Jane!\nErik Selvig: Ian?\nIan Boothby: Selvig!\nDarcy Lewis: Meowmeow!\nMan: Mind the gap.\nThor: How do I get to Greenwich?\nWoman On Train: Take this train, three stops.\nMan: Mind the gap.\nWoman On Train: Sorry. Sorry.\nJane Foster: We're out of time.\nErik Selvig: Jane. Jane!\nJane Foster: Thor! We're too late.\nErik Selvig: The Convergence is at its peak.\nThor: Can those things stop him?\nErik Selvig: Not from here.\nJane Foster: We can't get close enough.\nThor: I can. Malekith!\nMalekith: Darkness returns, Asgardian. Have you come to witness the end of your universe?\nThor: I've come to accept your surrender.\nMalekith: You think you can stop this? The Aether cannot be destroyed.\nThor: But you can.\nJane Foster: Thor! No!\nErik Selvig: Jane! Everybody okay?\nDarcy Lewis: He's gonna come back. Except, you know, last time he was gone for, like, two years.\nJane Foster: Well, it's only been two days, so...\nErik Selvig: Did he say anything before he left?\nJane Foster: Yeah, he had to figure some stuff out with his father. He kind of committed treason... on our way out.\nErik Selvig: Oh.\nOdin: You once said there would never be a wiser King than me. You were wrong. The alignment has brought all the realms together. Every one of them saw you offer your life to save them. What can Asgard offer its new King in return?\nThor: My life. Father, I cannot be King of Asgard. I will protect Asgard and all the realms with my last and every breath, but I cannot do so from that chair. Loki, for all his grave imbalance, understood rule as I know I never will. The brutality, the sacrifice, it changes you. I'd rather be a good man than a great King.\nOdin: Is this my son I hear, or the woman he loves?\nThor: When you speak, do I never hear Mother's voice? This is not for Jane, Father. She does not know what I came here to say. Now forbid me to see her or say she can rule at my side, it changes nothing.\nOdin: One son who wanted the throne too much, another who will not take it. Is this my legacy?\nThor: Loki died with honor, I shall try to live the same. Is that not legacy enough?\nOdin: It belongs to you, if you are worthy of it.\nThor: I shall try to be.\nOdin: I cannot give you my blessing, nor can I wish you good fortune.\nThor: I know.\nOdin: If I were proud of the man my son had become, even that I could not say. It would speak only from my heart. Go, my son.\nThor: Thank you, father.\nLoki: No. Thank you.\nCarina: I present to you, Taneleer Tivan, The Collector.\nThe Collector: Woh, Oh. Asgardians, it's an honor.\nSif: You know why we're here.\nThe Collector: Of course. But if I may ask, why not keep it secure in your own vault?\nVolstagg: The Tesseract is already on Asgard. It's not wise to keep two Infinity Stones so close together.\nThe Collector: That's very wise. I can assure you it will be absolutely safe in...in my collection.\nSif: See that it is.\nThe Collector: One down, five to go.\nSif: I've got this completely under control!\nThor: Is that why everything's on fire?\nSif: All yours.\nThor: Hello. I accept your surrender. Anyone else?\nLoki: I really don't see what all the fuss is about...\nOdin: Do you not truly feel the gravity of your crimes? Wherever you go there is war, ruin and death!\nLoki: I went down to Midgard to rule the people of Earth as a benevolent God, just like you.\nOdin: We are not gods. We're born, we live, we die, just as humans do.\nLoki: Give or take five thousand years.\nOdin: All this because Loki desires a throne...\nLoki: It is my birthright!\nOdin: Your birthright was to DIE! As a child, cast out on a frozen rock. If I had not taken you in, you would not be here now, to hate me.\nLoki: If I'm for the axe, then for mercy's sake, just swing it. It's not that I don't like our little talks, it's just... I don't love them.\nOdin: Frigga is the only reason you're still alive, and you will never see her again. You'll spend the rest of your days in the dungeons.\nLoki: And what of Thor? You'll make that witless oaf King while I rot in chains?\nOdin: Thor must strive to undo the damage you have done. He will bring order to the Nine Realms, and then, yes, he will be King.\nDarcy Lewis: Come on, this is exciting. Look! The intern is excited.\nIan: Ian, my name's Ian.\nDarcy Lewis: Do you want the phase meter?\nJane Foster: No.\nDarcy Lewis: Bring the phase meter. The toaster looking thing.\nIan: Yeah. I know what the phase meter is.\nThor: Jane?\nJane Foster: Sorry. I just...needed to make sure you were real. It's been a very strange day.\nThor: I am. Jane-\nJane Foster: Where were you?!\nThor: Where were you? Heimdall could not see you.\nJane Foster: I was right here where you left me! I was waiting, and then I was crying, and then I went out looking for you. You said you were coming back.\nThor: I know. I know, but the Bifröst was destroyed. The Nine Realms erupted into chaos. Wars were raging, marauders were pillaging...I had to put an end to the slaughter.\nJane Foster: As excuses go, it's not...terrible...But I saw you on TV! You were in New York!\nThor: Jane, I fought to protect you from the dangers of my world, but I was wrong. I was a fool. I believe that fate brought us together.\nMalekith: Look upon my legacy, Algrim. I can barely remember a time before the light.\nAlgrim: Our survival will be your legacy.\nMalekith: The Asgardians will suffer as we have suffered. I will reclaim the Aether. I will restore our world. And I will put an end to this poisoned universe.\nOdin: She does not belong in Asgard any more than a goat belongs at a banquet!\nJane Foster: Did he just-? Who do you think you are?\nOdin: I am Odin. King of Asgard. Protector of the Nine Realms.\nJane Foster: Oh. Well I'm-\nOdin: I know very well who you are, Jane Foster.\nJane Foster: You told your dad about me?\nFrigga: You know full well it was your actions that brought you here.\nLoki: My actions? I was merely giving truth to the lie that I had been fed my entire life...that I was born to be a king.\nFrigga: A king? A true king admits his faults. What of the lives you took on Earth?\nLoki: A mere handful compared to the number that Odin has taken himself.\nFrigga: Your father-\nLoki: He's not my father!\nFrigga: Then am I not your mother?\nLoki: You're not.\nFrigga: You're always so perceptive about everyone but yourself. Stand down, creature, and you may still survive this.\nMalekith: I have survived worse, woman.\nFrigga: Who are you?\nMalekith: I am Malekith... and I would have what is mine. You have taken something, child. Give it back. WITCH! Where is the Aether?!\nFrigga: I'll never tell you.\nMalekith: I believe you.\nLoki: Thor. After all this time and now you come to visit me. Why? Have you come to gloat? To mock?\nThor: Loki, enough. No more illusions.\nLoki: Now you see me, brother. Did she suffer?\nThor: I did not come here to share our grief. Instead, I offer you the chance of a far richer sacrament.\nLoki: Go on.\nThor: I know you seek vengeance as much as I do. You help me escape Asgard, and I will grant it to you. Vengeance. And afterward, this cell.\nLoki: You must be truly desperate to come to me for help. What makes you think you can trust me?\nThor: I don't. Mother did. You should know that when we fought each other in the past, I did so with a glimmer of hope that my brother was still in there somewhere. That hope no longer exists to protect you. You betray me, and I will kill you.\nLoki: Hm. When do we start?\nJane Foster: You're...\nLoki: I'm Loki. You may have heard-\nJane Foster: That was for New York!\nLoki: I like her.\nSif: Betray him, and I'll kill you.\nLoki: Good to see you too, Sif.\nVolstagg: If you even think about betraying him...\nLoki: You'll kill me? Evidently, there will be a line. You know, this is wonderful! This a tremendous idea! Let's steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that! Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight so everyone can see us! It's brilliant, Thor! It's truly brilliant-\nFandral: I see your time in the dungeon has made you no less graceful, Loki!\nLoki: You lied to me. I'm impressed. If it were easy, everyone would do it.\nThor: Are you mad?\nLoki: Possibly.\nThor: You think you alone were loved of Mother? You had her tricks, but I had her trust!\nLoki: Trust? Was that her last expression, trust? While you let her die?!\nThor: What good were you in your cell?\nLoki: Who put me there? Who put me there?!\nThor: You know damn well! You know damn well who! She wouldn't want us to fight.\nLoki: Well, she wouldn't exactly be shocked.\nThor: I wish I could trust you.\nLoki: Trust my rage.\nThor: I will tell Father what you did here today.\nLoki: I didn't do it for him.\nDarcy Lewis: What the hell was that? Why are you smiling?\nErik Selvig: There's nothing more reassuring than realizing that the world is crazier than you are.\nMalekith: You needn't have come so far, Asgardian. Death would have come to you soon enough.\nThor: Not by your hand!\nMalekith: Your universe was never meant to be. Your world and your family will be EXTINGUISHED! Darkness returns, Asgardian. Have you come to witness the end of your universe?\nThor: I've come to accept your surrender.\nMalekith: You think you can stop this?! The Aether cannot be destroyed!\nThor: But you can.\nOdin: One son who wanted the throne too much, and another who will not take it. Is this my legacy?\nThor: Loki died with honour. I shall try to live the same. Is that not legacy enough?\nOdin: It belongs to you, if you are worthy of it.\nThor: I shall try to be.\nOdin: I can not give you my blessing, nor can I wish you good fortune.\nThor: I know.\nOdin: If I were proud of the man my son has become, even that I could not say, it would speak only from my heart. Go, my son.\nThor: Thank you, Father.\nLoki: No... thank you.\nCarina: I present to you Taneleer Tivan. The Collector.\nThe Collector: Asgardians! It's an honor.\nSif: You know why we're here.\nThe Collector: Of course. But if I may ask, why not keep it secure, in your own vault?\nVolstagg: The Tesseract is already on Asgard. It would be unwise to keep two Infinity Stones so close together.\nThe Collector: That's very wise. I can assure you, it will be absolutely safe here in my collection.\nSif: See that it is.\nThe Collector: One down...five to go."}
{"text": "Steve Rogers: On your left. On your left.\nSam Wilson: Uh-huh, on my left. Got it. Don't say it! Don't you say it!\nSteve Rogers: On your left!\nSam Wilson: Come on!\nSteve Rogers: Need a medic?\nSam Wilson: I need a new set of lungs. Dude, you just ran like 13 miles in 30 minutes.\nSteve Rogers: I guess I got a late start.\nSam Wilson: Oh, really? You should be ashamed of yourself. You should take another lap. Did you just take it? I assumed you just took it.\nSteve Rogers: What unit you with?\nSam Wilson: 58, Pararescue. But now I'm working down at the VA. Sam Wilson.\nSteve Rogers: Steve Rogers.\nSam Wilson: Yeah I kind of put that together. Must have freaked you out coming home after the whole defrosting thing.\nSteve Rogers: It takes some getting used to. It's good to meet you, Sam.\nSam Wilson: It's your bed, right?\nSteve Rogers: What's that?\nSam Wilson: Your bed, it's too soft. When I was over there I'd sleep on the ground and use rock for pillows, like a caveman. Now I'm home, lying in my bed, and it's like...\nSteve Rogers: Lying on a marshmallow. Feel like I'm gonna sink right to the floor. How long?\nSam Wilson: Two tours. You must miss the good old days, huh?\nSteve Rogers: Well, things aren't so bad. Food's a lot better, we used to boil everything. No polio is good. Internet, so helpful. I've been reading that a lot trying to catch up.\nSam Wilson: Marvin Gaye, 1972, \"Trouble Man\" soundtrack. Everything you've missed jammed into one album.\nSteve Rogers: I'll put it on the list.\nText Message: Mission alert. Extraction imminent. Meet at the curb. :)\nSteve Rogers: Alright, Sam, duty calls. Thanks for the run. If that's what you wanna call running.\nSam Wilson: Oh, that's how it is?\nSteve Rogers: Oh, that's how it is.\nSam Wilson: Okay. Any time you wanna stop by the VA, make me look awesome in front of the girl at the front desk, just let me know.\nSteve Rogers: I'll keep it in mind.\nSam Wilson: Okay.\nNatasha Romanoff: Hey, fellas. Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil.\nSteve Rogers: That's hilarious.\nSam Wilson: How you doing?\nNatasha Romanoff: Hey.\nSteve Rogers: Can't run everywhere.\nSam Wilson: No, you can't.\nBrock Rumlow: The target is a mobile satellite launch platform: The Lemurian Star. They were sending up their last payload when pirates took them, 93 minutes ago.\nSteve Rogers: Any demands?\nBrock Rumlow: A billion and a half.\nSteve Rogers: Why so steep?\nBrock Rumlow: Because it SHIELD's.\nSteve Rogers: So it's not off-course, it's trespassing.\nNatasha Romanoff: I'm sure they have a good reason.\nSteve Rogers: You know, I'm getting a little tired of being Fury's janitor.\nNatasha Romanoff: Relax, it's not that complicated.\nSteve Rogers: How many pirates?\nBrock Rumlow: Twenty-five, top mercs, led by this guy. Georges Batroc. Ex-DGSE, Action Division. He's at the top of Interpol's Red Notice. Before the French demobilized him, he had thirty-six kill missions. This guy's got a rep for maximum casualties.\nSteve Rogers: Hostages?\nBrock Rumlow: Uh...mostly techs. One officer, Jasper Sitwell. They're in the galley.\nSteve Rogers: What's Sitwell doing on a launch ship? Alright, I'm gonna sweep the deck and find Batroc. Nat, you'll kill the engines and wait for instructions. Rumlow, you sweep aft, find the hostages, get them to the life-pods, get 'em out. Let's move.\nBrock Rumlow: STRIKE, you heard the Cap. Gear up.\nSteve Rogers: Secure channel seven.\nNatasha Romanoff: Seven secure. Did you do anything fun Saturday night?\nSteve Rogers: Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so... No, not really.\nPilot: Coming up by the drop zone, Cap.\nNatasha Romanoff: You know, if you ask Kristen out, from Statistics, she'd probably say yes.\nSteve Rogers: That's why I don't ask.\nNatasha Romanoff: Too shy or too scared?\nSteve Rogers: Too busy!\nStrike Agent: Was he wearing a parachute?\nBrock Rumlow: No. No, he wasn't.\nFrench Pirate #1: Do not move! Do not move.\nSteve Rogers: Thanks.\nBrock Rumlow: Yeah. You seemed pretty helpless without me.\nNatasha Romanoff: What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? She seems kind of nice.\nSteve Rogers: Secure the engine room, then find me a date.\nNatasha Romanoff: I'm multitasking.\nFrench Pirate #1: I said to Batroc, if we want SHIELD to pay, we have to start sending them bodies now! I have a bullet for someone. You want a bullet in your head?! Do you want one? Eh? Move that leg. Want a bullet in your head?\nGeorges Batroc: I do not like to wait. Call Durand. I want the ship ready to move when the ransom arrives.\nFrench Pirate: Yes, Batroc. Durand. Start the engine.\nDurand: Okay.\nNatasha Romanoff: Hey, sailor.\nFrench Pirate: Shut up.\nFrench Pirate #1: What is it? Want to be a hero? Well, I've waited long enough. Hey, look for Batroc. If I do not hear anything in two minutes, I'll start to kill them!\nFrench Pirate #2: Okay. I'll find him!\nFrench Pirate #1: Two minutes.\nFrench Pirate: Radio silence from SHIELD, Batroc.\nStrike Agent: Targets acquired.\nBrock Rumlow: STRIKE in position.\nSteve Rogers: Natasha, what's your status? Status, Natasha?\nNatasha Romanoff: Hang on! Engine room secure.\nFrench Pirate #1: Time's up. Who wants to die first? Hey, you! Take the girl.\nSteve Rogers: On my mark. Three. Two. One.\nJasper Sitwell: I told you, SHIELD doesn't negotiate.\nFrench Pirate: Hello? Batroc, the line is dead. I lost contact with them.\nBrock Rumlow: Hostages en route to extraction. Romanoff missed the rendezvous point, Cap. Hostiles are still in play.\nSteve Rogers: Natasha, Batroc's on the move. Circle back to Rumlow and protect the hostages. Natasha!\nGeorges Batroc: I thought that you were more than just a shield.\nSteve Rogers: Let's see.\nNatasha Romanoff: Well, this is awkward.\nSteve Rogers: What are you doing?\nNatasha Romanoff: Backing up the hard drive. It's a good habit to get into.\nSteve Rogers: Rumlow needed your help. What the hell are you doing here? You're saving SHIELD Intel.\nNatasha Romanoff: Whatever I can get my hands on.\nSteve Rogers: Our mission is to rescue hostages.\nNatasha Romanoff: No. That's your mission. And you've done it beautifully.\nSteve Rogers: You just jeopardized this whole operation.\nNatasha Romanoff: I think that's overstating things. Okay. That one's on me.\nSteve Rogers: You're damn right. You just can't stop yourself from lying, can you?\nNick Fury: I didn't lie. Agent Romanoff had a different mission than yours.\nSteve Rogers: Which you didn't feel obliged to share.\nNick Fury: I'm not obliged to do anything.\nSteve Rogers: Those hostages could've died, Nick.\nNick Fury: I sent the greatest soldier in history to make sure that didn't happen.\nSteve Rogers: Soldiers trust each other, that's what makes it an army. Not a bunch of guys running around and shooting guns.\nNick Fury: The last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye. Look, I didn't want you doing anything you weren't comfortable with. Agent Romanoff is comfortable with everything.\nSteve Rogers: I can't lead a mission when the people I'm leading have missions of their owns.\nNick Fury: It's called compartmentalization. Nobody spills the secrets because nobody knows them all.\nSteve Rogers: Except you.\nNick Fury: You're wrong about me. I do share. I'm nice like that. Insight bay.\nShield Computer: Captain Rogers does not have clearance for Project Insight.\nNick Fury: Director override, Fury, Nicholas J.\nShield Computer: Confirmed.\nSteve Rogers: You know, they used to play music.\nNick Fury: Yeah. My grandfather operated one of these things for forty years. My granddad worked in a nice building, he got good tips. He'd walk home every night, roll of ones stuffed in his lunch bag. He'd say \"hi\", people would say hi back. Time went on, neighborhood got rougher. He'd say \"Hi\", they'd say, \"Keep on steppin'. Granddad got to grippin' that lunch bag a little tighter.\nSteve Rogers: Did he ever get mugged?\nNick Fury: Every week some punk would say, \"What's in the bag?\"\nSteve Rogers: What did he do?\nNick Fury: He'd show 'em. Bunch of crumpled ones and loaded .22 Magnum. Granddad loved people. But he didn't trust them very much. Yeah, I know. They're a little bit bigger than a .22. This is Project Insight. Three next generation Helicarriers synced to a network of targeting satellites.\nSteve Rogers: Launched from the Lemurian Star.\nNick Fury: Once we get them in the air they never need to come down. Continuous suborbital flight courtesy of our new repulsor engines.\nSteve Rogers: Stark?\nNick Fury: Well, he had a few suggestions once he got an up close look at our old turbines. These new long range precision guns can eliminate a thousand hostiles a minute. The satellites can read a terrorist's DNA before he steps outside his spider hole. We gonna neutralize a lot of threats before they even happen.\nSteve Rogers: I thought the punishment usually came after the crime.\nNick Fury: We can't afford to wait that long.\nSteve Rogers: Who's \"we\"?\nNick Fury: After New York, I convinced the World Security Council we needed a quantum surge in threat analysis. For once we're way ahead of the curve.\nSteve Rogers: By holding a gun at everyone on Earth and calling it protection.\nNick Fury: You know, I read those SSR files. Greatest generation? You guys did some nasty stuff.\nSteve Rogers: Yeah, we compromised. Sometimes in ways that made us not sleep so well. But we did it so the people could be free. This isn't freedom, this is fear.\nNick Fury: SHIELD takes the world as it is, not as we'd like it to be. It's getting damn near past time for you to get with that program, Cap.\nSteve Rogers: Don't hold your breath.\nThe Smithsonian Narrator: A symbol to the nation. A hero to the world. The story of Captain America is one of honor, bravery and sacrifice.\nWoman On Pa: Welcome to the Smithsonian. Visitor information booths are available on the second level.\nThe Smithsonian Narrator: Denied enlistment due to poor health, Steven Rogers was chosen for a program unique in the annals of American warfare. One that would transform him into the world's first super soldier.\nOld Footage Recording: In this rare footage, everyone's favorite war hero, Captain America...\nThe Smithsonian Narrator: Battle tested, Captain America and his Howling Commandos quickly earned their stripes. Their mission, taking down HYDRA, the Nazi rogue science division. Best friends since childhood, Bucky Barnes and Steven Rogers were inseparable on both schoolyard and battlefield. Barnes is the only Howling Commando to give his life in service of his country.\nPeggy Carter: That was a difficult winter. A blizzard had trapped half our battalion behind the German line. Steve... Captain Rogers, he fought his way through a HYDRA blockade that had pinned our allies down for months. He saved over a thousand men, including the man who would...who would become my husband as it turned out. Even after he died, Steve was still changing my life.\nSteve Rogers: You should be proud of yourself, Peggy.\nPeggy Carter: Mm. I have lived a life. My only regret is that you didn't get to live yours. What is it?\nSteve Rogers: For as long as I can remember I just wanted to do what was right. I guess I'm not quite sure what that is anymore. And I thought I could throw myself back in and follow orders, serve. It's just not the same.\nPeggy Carter: You're always so dramatic. Look, you saved the world. We rather...mucked it up.\nSteve Rogers: You didn't. Knowing that you helped found SHIELD is half the reason I stay.\nPeggy Carter: Hey. The world has changed and none of us can go back. All we can do is our best, and sometimes the best that we can do is to start over.\nSteve Rogers: Peggy.\nPeggy Carter: Steve?\nSteve Rogers: Yeah.\nPeggy Carter: You're alive! You...you came, you came back.\nSteve Rogers: Yeah, Peggy.\nPeggy Carter: It's been so long. So long.\nSteve Rogers: Well, I couldn't leave my best girl. Not when she owes me a dance.\nNick Fury: Secure office. Open Lemurian Star's satellite launch file.\nShield Computer: Access denied.\nNick Fury: Run decryption.\nShield Computer: Decryption failed.\nNick Fury: Director override, Fury, Nicholas J.\nShield Computer: Override denied. All files sealed.\nNick Fury: On whose authority?\nShield Computer: Fury, Nicholas J.\nNick Fury: World Security Council.\nShield Computer: Confirmed.\nCouncilman Rockwell: If Nick Fury thinks he can get his costumed thugs and STRIKE commandos to mop-up his mess, he's sadly mistaken. This failure is unacceptable.\nCouncilman Singh: Well, considering this attack took place one mile from my country's sovereign waters, it's a bit more then that. I move for immediate hearing.\nCouncilwoman Hawley: We don't need hearings, we need action. It's this Council's duty to oversee SHIELD.\nCouncilman Yen: A breach like this raises serious questions.\nCouncilman Rockwell: Like how the hell did a French pirate manage to hijack a covert SHIELD vessel in broad daylight?\nAlexander Pierce: For the record, councilman, he's Algerian. I can draw a map if it'll help.\nCouncilman Rockwell: I appreciate your wit, Secretary Pierce. But this Council take things like international piracy fairly seriously.\nAlexander Pierce: Really? I don't. I don't care about one boat, I care about the fleet. If this Council is going to fall a rancor every time someone pushes us on the playing field, maybe we need someone to oversee us.\nCouncilman Yen: Mr. Secretary, nobody is suggesting...\nAlexander Pierce: Excuse me.\nCouncilman Rockwell: More trouble, Mr. Secretary?\nAlexander Pierce: It depends on your definition. I work forty floors away and it takes a hijacking for you to visit?\nNick Fury: A nuclear war would do it too. Busy in there?\nAlexander Pierce: Nothing some earmarks can't fix.\nNick Fury: I'm, uh...here to ask a favor. I want you to call for a vote. Project insight has to be delayed.\nAlexander Pierce: Nick, that's not a favor, that's a subcommittee hearing. A long one.\nNick Fury: It could be nothing, probably is nothing. I just need time to make sure it's nothing.\nAlexander Pierce: What if it's something?\nNick Fury: Then we'll both be damn glad those Helicarriers aren't in the air.\nAlexander Pierce: Fine. But you gotta get Iron Man to stop by my niece's birthday party.\nNick Fury: Thank you, sir.\nAlexander Pierce: And not just a flyby, he's got to mingle.\nFemale War Veteran: The thing is I think it's getting worse. A cop pulled me over last week, he thought I was drunk. I swerved to miss a plastic bag. I thought it was an IED.\nSam Wilson: Some stuff you leave there, other stuff you bring back. It's our job to figure out how to carry it. Is it gonna be in a big suitcase or in a little man-purse? It's up to you.\nFemale War Veteran: I'll see you next week.\nSam Wilson: Yeah.\nFemale War Veteran: Yeah.\nSam Wilson: Look who it is. The running man.\nSteve Rogers: Caught the last few minutes. It's pretty intense.\nSam Wilson: Yeah, brother, we all got the same problems. Guilt, regret.\nSteve Rogers: You lose someone?\nSam Wilson: My wingman, Riley. Flying a night mission.Standard PJ rescue op, nothing we hadn't done a thousand times before, till RPG knock Riley's dumb ass out of the sky. Nothing I could do. It's like I was up there just to watch.\nSteve Rogers: I'm sorry.\nSam Wilson: After that, I had really hard time finding a reason for being over there, you know?\nSteve Rogers: But you're happy now, back in the world?\nSam Wilson: Hey, the number of people giving me orders is down to about zero. So, hell, yeah. You thinking about getting out?\nSteve Rogers: No. I don't know. To be honest, I don't know what I would do with myself if I did.\nSam Wilson: Ultimate fighting? It's just a great idea off the top of my head. But seriously, you could do whatever you want to do. What makes you happy?\nSteve Rogers: I don't know.\nFury'S Car: Activating communications encryption protocol.\nNick Fury: Open secure line zero-four-zero-five.\nFury'S Car: Confirmed.\nMaria Hill: This is Hill.\nNick Fury: I need you here in D.C. Deep shadow conditions.\nMaria Hill: Give me four hours.\nNick Fury: You have three, over. Want to see my lease?\nFury'S Car: Fracture detected. Recommend anesthetic injection. D.C. Metro Police dispatch shows no units in this area.\nNick Fury: Get me out of here!\nFury'S Car: Propulsion systems offline.\nNick Fury: Then reboot, dammit!\nFury'S Car: Warning! Window integrity compromised.\nNick Fury: You think? How long to propulsion?\nFury'S Car: Calculating. Window Integrity thiry-one percent. Deploying countermeasures.\nNick Fury: Hold that order!\nFury'S Car: Window Integrity nineteen percent. Offensive measures advised.\nNick Fury: Wait!\nFury'S Car: Window Integrity one percent.\nNick Fury: Now!\nFury'S Car: Propulsion systems now online.\nNick Fury: Full acceleration, now! Initiate vertical takeoff!\nFury'S Car: Flight systems damaged.\nNick Fury: Then activate guidance cameras! Give me the wheel! Get me Agent Hill.\nFury'S Car: Communications array damaged.\nNick Fury: Well, what's not damaged?\nFury'S Car: Air conditioning is fully operational. Traffic ahead.\nNick Fury: Give me an alternate route.\nFury'S Car: Traffic alert on Roosevelt Bridge. All vehicles stopped. 17th Avenue clear in three blocks, directly ahead. Warning, approaching intersection.\nNick Fury: Get me off the grid!\nFury'S Car: Calculating route to secure location.\nSharon Carter: That's so sweet. That is so nice. Hey. I gotta go, though. Okay, bye. My aunt, she's kind of an insomniac. Yeah.\nSteve Rogers: Hey, if you want...if you want, you're welcome to use my machine. Might be cheaper than the one in the basement.\nSharon Carter: Oh, yeah? What's it cost?\nSteve Rogers: A cup of coffee?\nSharon Carter: Thank you, but um...I already have a load in downstairs, and, uh...you really don't want my scrubs in your machine. I'm just finished orientation in the infectious diseases ward, so.\nSteve Rogers: Ah, well, I'll keep my distance.\nSharon Carter: Well hopefully not too far. Oh, and I think you left your stereo on.\nSteve Rogers: Oh. Right, thank you.\nSharon Carter: Yeah.\nSteve Rogers: I don't remember giving you a key.\nNick Fury: You really think I'd need one? My wife kicked me out.\nSteve Rogers: Didn't know you were married.\nNick Fury: A lot of things you don't about me.\nSteve Rogers: I know, Nick. That's the problem.\nNick Fury: I'm sorry to have to do this, but I had no place else to crash.\nSteve Rogers: Who else knows about your wife?\nNick Fury: Just...my friends.\nSteve Rogers: Is that what we are?\nNick Fury: That's up to you. Don't...trust anyone.\nSharon Carter: Captain Rogers? Captain, I'm Agent 13 of SHIELD Special Service.\nSteve Rogers: Kate?\nSharon Carter: I'm assigned to protect you.\nSteve Rogers: On whose order?\nSharon Carter: His. Foxtrot is down, he's unresponsive. I need EMTs.\nShield Agent: Do you have a twenty on the shooter?\nSteve Rogers: Tell him I'm in pursuit.\nNatasha Romanoff: Is he gonna make it?\nSteve Rogers: I don't know.\nNatasha Romanoff: Tell me about the shooter.\nSteve Rogers: He's fast and strong. Had a metal arm.\nNatasha Romanoff: Ballistics?\nMaria Hill: Three slugs, no rifling. Completely untraceable.\nNatasha Romanoff: Soviet-made.\nMaria Hill: Yeah.\nMale Nurse: He's in V-tach.\nFemale Nurse: Crash cart coming in.\nDoctor: Nurse, help me with the drape.\nMale Nurse: BP is dropping.\nDoctor: Defibrillator! I want you to charge him at one hundred.\nNatasha Romanoff: Don't do this to me, Nick.\nDoctor: Stand back! Three, two, one. Clear! Pulse?\nMale Nurse: No pulse.\nDoctor #1: No pulse.\nDoctor: Okay. 200, please. Stand back! Three, two, one. Clear! Give me epinephrine! Pulse?\nMale Nurse: Negative.\nNatasha Romanoff: Don't do this to me, Nick. Don't do this to me.\nDoctor: What's the time?\nFemale Nurse: 1:03, Doctor.\nDoctor: Time of death, 1:03 a.m.\nMaria Hill: I need to take him.\nSteve Rogers: Natasha. Natasha!\nNatasha Romanoff: Why was Fury in your apartment?\nSteve Rogers: I don't know.\nBrock Rumlow: Cap, they want you back at SHIELD.\nSteve Rogers: Yeah, give me a second.\nBrock Rumlow: They want you now.\nSteve Rogers: Okay.\nNatasha Romanoff: You're a terrible liar.\nJasper Sitwell: STRIKE team, escort Captain Rogers back to SHIELD immediately for questioning.\nBrock Rumlow: I told him.\nSteve Rogers: Let's go.\nBrock Rumlow: Yeah. STRIKE, move it out.\nAlexander Pierce: For whatever it's worth, you did your best.\nSharon Carter: Thank you, sir. Captain Rogers.\nSteve Rogers: Neighbor.\nAlexander Pierce: Ah, Captain. I'm Alexander Pierce.\nSteve Rogers: Sir, it's an honor.\nAlexander Pierce: The honor is mine, Captain. My father served in the 101st. Come on in. That photo was taken five years after Nick and I met. When I was at State Department in Bogota. ELN rebels took the embassy, and security got me out, but the rebels took hostages. Nick was deputy chief for the SHIELD station there. And he comes to me with a plan. He wants to storm the building through the sewers. I said, \"No, we'll negotiate.\" Turned out the ELN didn't negotiate, so they put out a kill order. They stormed the basement, and what did they find? They find it empty. Nick had ignored my direct order and carried out an unauthorized military operation on foreign soil. He saved the lives of a dozen political officers, including my daughter.\nSteve Rogers: So you gave him a promotion.\nAlexander Pierce: I've never had any cause to regret it. Captain, why was Nick in your apartment last night?\nSteve Rogers: I don't know.\nAlexander Pierce: You know it was bugged?\nSteve Rogers: I did, because Nick told me.\nAlexander Pierce: Did he tell you he was the one who bugged it? I want you to see something.\nShield Agent: Who hired you, Batroc?\nSteve Rogers: Is that live?\nAlexander Pierce: Yeah, they picked him up last night in a not-so-safe house in Algiers.\nSteve Rogers: Are you saying he's a suspect? Assassination isn't Batroc's line.\nAlexander Pierce: No, it's more complicated than that. Batroc was hired anonymously to attack the Lemurian Star and he was contacted by e-mail and paid by wire transfer. And then the money was run through seventeen fictitious accounts, the last one going to a holding company that was registered to a Jacob Veech.\nSteve Rogers: Am I supposed to know who that is?\nAlexander Pierce: Not likely. Veech died six years ago. His last address was 14-35 Elmhurst Drive. When I first met Nick his mother lived at 14-37.\nSteve Rogers: Are you saying Fury hired the pirates? Why?\nAlexander Pierce: The prevailing theory was that the hijacking was a cover for the acquisition and sale of classified intelligence. The sale went sour and that led to Nick's death.\nSteve Rogers: If you really knew Nick Fury you'd know that's not true.\nAlexander Pierce: Why do you think we're talking? See, I took a seat on the Council not because I wanted to but because Nick asked me to, because we were both realists. We knew that despite all the diplomacy and the handshaking and the rhetoric, that to build a really better world sometimes means having to tear the old one down. And that makes enemies. Those people that call you dirty because you got the guts to stick your hands in the mud and try to build something better. And the idea that those people could be happy today, makes me really, really angry. Captain, you were the last one to see Nick alive. I don't think that's an accident, and I don't think you do either. So I'm gonna ask again, why was he there?\nSteve Rogers: He told me not to trust anyone.\nAlexander Pierce: I wonder if that included him.\nSteve Rogers: I'm sorry. Those were his last words. Excuse me.\nAlexander Pierce: Captain. Somebody murdered my friend and I'm gonna find out why. Anyone gets in my way, they're gonna regret it. Anyone.\nSteve Rogers: Understood. Operations control.\nShield Computer: Confirmed.\nBrock Rumlow: Keep all STRIKE personnel on site.\nStrike Agent #1: Understood.\nStrike Agent #2: Yes, sir.\nBrock Rumlow: Forensics.\nShield Computer: Confirmed.\nBrock Rumlow: Cap.\nSteve Rogers: Rumlow.\nBrock Rumlow: Evidence Response found some fibres on the roof they want us to see. You want me to get the tac-team ready?\nSteve Rogers: No, lets wait and see what it is first.\nBrock Rumlow: Right.\nShield Agent #1: What's the status so far?\nShield Agent #2: Administrations level.\nShield Computer: Confirmed.\nShield Agent #2: Excuse me.\nBrock Rumlow: I'm sorry about what happened with Fury. Messed up, what happened to him.\nSteve Rogers: Thank you.\nStrike Agent #3: Records.\nShield Computer: Confirmed.\nSteve Rogers: Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?\nJasper Sitwell: Mobilize STRIKE units, 25th floor.\nBrock Rumlow: Whoa, big guy. I just want you to know, Cap, this ain't personal.\nSteve Rogers: It kind of feels personal.\n25Th Floor Strike Agent: Drop the shield! Put your hands in the air!\nStrike Agent: Give it up, Rogers! Get that door open! You have nowhere to go!\nJasper Sitwell: Are you kidding me? He's headed for the garage. Lock down the bridge!\nQuinjet Pilot: Stand down, Captain Rogers. Stand down. Repeat, stand down.\nJasper Sitwell: Eyes here. Whatever your op is, bury it. This is Level One. Contact DOT. All traffic lights in the district go red. Shut all runways at BWI, IAD and Reagan. All security cameras in the city go through this monitor, right here. Scan all open sources. Phones, computers, PDAs, whatever. If someone tweets about this guy, I want to know about it.\nSharon Carter: With all due respect, If SHIELD is conducting a manhunt for Captain America, we deserve to know why.\nAlexander Pierce: Because he lied to us. Captain Rogers has information regarding the death of Director Fury, he refused to share it. As difficult as this is to accept, Captain America is a fugitive from SHIELD.\nSteve Rogers: Where is it?\nNatasha Romanoff: Safe.\nSteve Rogers: Do better!\nNatasha Romanoff: Where did you get it?\nSteve Rogers: Why would I tell you?\nNatasha Romanoff: Fury gave it to you. Why?\nSteve Rogers: What's on it?\nNatasha Romanoff: I don't know.\nSteve Rogers: Stop lying!\nNatasha Romanoff: I only act like I know everything, Rogers.\nSteve Rogers: I bet you knew Fury hired the pirates, didn't you?\nNatasha Romanoff: Well, it makes sense. The ship was dirty, Fury needed a way in, so do you.\nSteve Rogers: I'm not gonna ask you again.\nNatasha Romanoff: I know who killed Fury. Most of the intelligence community doesn't believe he exists, the ones who do call him the Winter Soldier. He's credited with over two dozen assassinations in the last fifty years.\nSteve Rogers: So he's a ghost story.\nNatasha Romanoff: Five years ago I was escorting a nuclear engineer out of Iran, somebody shot out my tires near Odessa. We lost control, went straight over a cliff, I pulled us out, but the Winter Soldier was there. I was covering my engineer, so he shot him straight through me. Soviet slug, no rifling. Bye-bye bikinis.\nSteve Rogers: Yeah, I bet you look terrible in them now.\nNatasha Romanoff: Going after him is a dead end. I know, I've tried. Like you said, he's a ghost story.\nSteve Rogers: Well, let's find out what the ghost wants.\nAlexander Pierce: Nick Fury was murdered in cold blood. To any reasonable person, that would make him a martyr, not a traitor.\nCouncilman Rockwell: You know what makes him a traitor? Hiring a mercenary to hijack his own ship.\nCouncilman Singh: Nick Fury used your friendship to coerce this council into delaying Project Insight. A project he knew would expose his own illegal operations. At best, he lied to you. At worst...\nAlexander Pierce: Are you calling for my resignation? I've got a pen and paper right here.\nCouncilwoman Hawley: That discussion can be tabled for a later time.\nAlexander Pierce: But you do want to have a discussion.\nCouncilman Rockwell: We've already had it, Mr. Secretary. This council moves to immediately reactivate Project Insight. If you want to say something snappy, now would be a good time.\nNatasha Romanoff: First rule of going on the run is, don't run, walk.\nSteve Rogers: If I run in these shoes, they're gonna fall off.\nNatasha Romanoff: The drive has a Level Six homing program, so as soon as we boot up SHIELD will know exactly where we are.\nSteve Rogers: How much time do we have?\nNatasha Romanoff: Uh...about nine minutes from... Now. Fury was right about that ship, somebody's trying to hide something. This drive is protected by some sort of AI, it keeps rewriting itself to counter my commands.\nSteve Rogers: Can you override it?\nNatasha Romanoff: The person who developed this is slightly smarter than me. Slightly. I'm gonna try running a tracer. This is a program that SHIELD developed to track hostile malware, so if we can't read the file, maybe we can find out where it came from.\nApple Employee: Can I help you guys with anything?\nNatasha Romanoff: Oh, no. My fiancé was just helping me with some honeymoon destinations.\nSteve Rogers: Right! We're getting married.\nApple Employee: Congratulations. Where do you guys thinking about going?\nSteve Rogers: New Jersey.\nApple Employee: Oh. I have the exact same glasses.\nNatasha Romanoff: Wow, you two are practically twins.\nApple Employee: Yeah, I wish. Specimen. Uh...if you guys need anything, I've been Aaron.\nSteve Rogers: Thank you. You said nine minutes, come on.\nNatasha Romanoff: Shh, relax. Got it. You know it?\nSteve Rogers: I used to. Let's go. Standard tac-team. Two behind, to across, two coming straight at us. If they make us, I'll engage, you hit the south escalator to the metro.\nNatasha Romanoff: Shut up and put your arm around me, laugh at something I said.\nSteve Rogers: What?\nNatasha Romanoff: Do it!\nJack Rollins: Negative at the source.\nBrock Rumlow: Give me a floor rundown.\nShield Agent #2: Negative on three.\nShield Agent #3: Negative on two.\nBrock Rumlow: Snake the upper levels, work down to me.\nNatasha Romanoff: Kiss me.\nSteve Rogers: What?\nNatasha Romanoff: Public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable.\nSteve Rogers: Yes, they do.\nNatasha Romanoff: You still uncomfortable?\nSteve Rogers: It's not exactly the word I would use.\nNatasha Romanoff: Where did Captain America learn how to steal a car?\nSteve Rogers: Nazi Germany.\nNatasha Romanoff: Mm.\nSteve Rogers: And we're borrowing. Take your feet off the dash.\nNatasha Romanoff: Alright, I have a question for you, oh, which you do not have to answer. I feel like if you don't answer it though, you're kind of answering it, you know?\nSteve Rogers: What?\nNatasha Romanoff: Was that your first kiss since 1945?\nSteve Rogers: That bad, huh?\nNatasha Romanoff: I didn't say that.\nSteve Rogers: Well, it kind of sounds like that's what you're saying.\nNatasha Romanoff: No, I didn't. I just wondered how much practice you've had.\nSteve Rogers: You don't need practice.\nNatasha Romanoff: Everybody needs practice.\nSteve Rogers: It was not my first kiss since 1945. I'm ninety-five, I'm not dead.\nNatasha Romanoff: Nobody special, though?\nSteve Rogers: Believe it or not, it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience.\nNatasha Romanoff: Well, that's alright, you just make something up.\nSteve Rogers: What, like you?\nNatasha Romanoff: I don't know. The truth is a matter of circumstances, it's not all things to all people all the time. And neither am I.\nSteve Rogers: That's a tough way to live.\nNatasha Romanoff: It's a good way not to die, though.\nSteve Rogers: You know, it's kind of hard to trust someone when you don't know who that someone really is.\nNatasha Romanoff: Yeah. Who do you want me to be?\nSteve Rogers: How about a friend?\nNatasha Romanoff: Well, there's a chance you might be in the wrong business, Rogers.\nSteve Rogers: This is it.\nNatasha Romanoff: The file came from these coordinates.\nSteve Rogers: So did I. This camp is where I was trained.\nNatasha Romanoff: Changed much?\nSteve Rogers: A little.\nSergeant Duffy: Pick up the pace, ladies! Let's go! Let's go! Double time! Come on Rogers, move it! Come on! Fall in! Rogers! I said fall in!\nNatasha Romanoff: This is a dead end. Zero heat signature, zero waves, not even radio. Whoever wrote the file must have used a router to throw people off. What is it?\nSteve Rogers: Army regulations forbid storing ammunition within five hundred yards of the barracks. This building is in the wrong place.\nNatasha Romanoff: This is SHIELD.\nSteve Rogers: Maybe where it started.\nNatasha Romanoff: There's Stark's father.\nSteve Rogers: Howard.\nNatasha Romanoff: Who's the girl?\nSteve Rogers: If you're already working in a secret office... Why do you need to hide the elevator?\nNatasha Romanoff: This can't be the data-point, this technology is ancient.\nComputer: Initiate system?\nNatasha Romanoff: Y-E-S, spells yes. \"Shall we play a game?\" It's from a movie that...\nSteve Rogers: Yeah, I saw it.\nDr. Arnim Zola: Rogers, Steven. Born, 1918. Romanoff, Natalia Alianovna. Born, 1984.\nNatasha Romanoff: It's some kind of a recording.\nDr. Arnim Zola: I am not a recording, Fräulein. I may not be the man I was when the Captain took me prisoner in 1945, but I am.\nNatasha Romanoff: Do you know this thing?\nSteve Rogers: Arnim Zola was a German scientist who worked for the Red Skull. He's been dead for years.\nDr. Arnim Zola: First correction, I am Swiss. Second, look around you. I have never been more alive. In 1972 I received a terminal diagnosis. Science could not save my body, my mind, however, that was worth saving on two hundred thousand feet of data banks. You are standing in my brain.\nSteve Rogers: How did you get here?\nDr. Arnim Zola: Invited.\nNatasha Romanoff: It was Operation Paperclip after World War II. SHIELD recruited German scientists with strategic value.\nDr. Arnim Zola: They thought I could help their cause. I also helped my own.\nSteve Rogers: HYDRA died with the Red Skull.\nDr. Arnim Zola: Cut off one head, two more shall take its place.\nSteve Rogers: Prove it.\nDr. Arnim Zola: Accessing archive. HYDRA was founded on the belief that humanity could not be trusted with its own freedom. What we did not realize, was that if you try to take that freedom, they resist. The war taught us much. Humanity needed to surrender its freedom willingly. After the war, SHIELD was founded and I was recruited. The new HYDRA grew. A beautiful parasite inside SHIELD. For seventy years HYDRA has been secretly feeding crisis, reaping war. And when history did not cooperate, history was changed.\nNatasha Romanoff: That's impossible, SHIELD would have stopped you.\nDr. Arnim Zola: Accidents will happen. HYDRA created a world so chaotic that humanity is finally ready to sacrifice its freedom to gain its security. Once the purification process is complete, HYDRA's new world order will arise. We won, Captain. Your death amounts to the same as your Life; a zero sum. As I was saying...\nSteve Rogers: What's on this drive?\nDr. Arnim Zola: Project Insight requires insight. So I wrote an algorithm.\nNatasha Romanoff: What kind of algorithm? What does it do?\nDr. Arnim Zola: The answer to your question is fascinating. Unfortunately, you shall be too dead to hear it.\nNatasha Romanoff: Steve, we got a bogey. Short range ballistic. 30 seconds tops.\nSteve Rogers: Who fired it?\nNatasha Romanoff: S.H.I.E.L.D.\nDr. Arnim Zola: I am afraid I have been stalling, Captain. Admit it, it's better this way. We're both of us...out of time.\nBrock Rumlow: Call in the asset.\nRenata: I'm going to go, Mr. Pierce. You need anything before I leave?\nAlexander Pierce: No. Uh...it's fine, Renata, you can go home.\nRenata: Okay, night-night.\nAlexander Pierce: Good night. Want some milk? The timetable has moved. Our window is limited. Two targets, Level Six. They already cost me Zola. I want confirmed death in ten hours.\nRenata: Sorry, Mr. Pierce, I...I forgot my phone.\nAlexander Pierce: Oh, Renata. I wish you would have knocked.\nSam Wilson: Hey, man.\nSteve Rogers: I'm sorry about this. We need a place to lay low.\nNatasha Romanoff: Everyone we know is trying to kill us.\nSam Wilson: Not everyone.\nSteve Rogers: You okay?\nNatasha Romanoff: Yeah.\nSteve Rogers: What's going on?\nNatasha Romanoff: When I first joined SHIELD, I thought I was going straight. But I guess I just traded in the KGB for HYDRA. I thought I knew whose lies I was telling, but...I guess I can't tell the difference anymore.\nSteve Rogers: There's a chance you might be in the wrong business.\nNatasha Romanoff: I owe you.\nSteve Rogers: It's okay.\nNatasha Romanoff: If it was the other way around, and it was down to me to save your life, and you be honest with me, would you trust me to do it?\nSteve Rogers: I would now. And I'm always honest.\nNatasha Romanoff: Well, you seem pretty chipper for someone who just found out they died for nothing.\nSteve Rogers: Well, I guess I just like to know who I'm fighting.\nSam Wilson: I made breakfast. If you guys...eat that sort of thing.\nNatasha Romanoff: So, the question is: who in SHIELD could launch a domestic missile strike?\nSteve Rogers: Pierce.\nNatasha Romanoff: Who happens to be sitting on top of the most secure building in the world.\nSteve Rogers: But he's not working alone, Zola's algorithm was on the Lemurian Star.\nNatasha Romanoff: So was Jasper Sitwell.\nSteve Rogers: So, the real question is: how do the two most wanted people in Washington kidnap a SHIELD officer in broad daylight?\nSam Wilson: The answer is: you don't.\nSteve Rogers: What's this?\nSam Wilson: Call it a resume.\nNatasha Romanoff: Is this Bakhmala? The Khalid Khandil mission, that was you. You didn't say he was a para-rescue.\nSteve Rogers: Is this Riley?\nSam Wilson: Yeah.\nNatasha Romanoff: I heard they couldn't bring in the choppers because of the RPGs. What did you use, a stealth chute?\nSam Wilson: No. These.\nSteve Rogers: I thought you said you were a pilot.\nSam Wilson: I never said pilot.\nSteve Rogers: I can't ask you to do this, Sam. You got out for a good reason.\nSam Wilson: Dude, Captain America needs my help. There's no better reason to get back in.\nSteve Rogers: Where can we get our hands on one of these things?\nSam Wilson: The last one is at Fort Meade, behind three guarded gates and a twelve-inch steel wall.\nSteve Rogers: Shouldn't be a problem.\nSenator Stern: Listen, I gotta fly home tonight, cause uh...I got some constituency problem, and I gotta press the flesh.\nJasper Sitwell: Any constituent in particular, Mr. Senator?\nSenator Stern: Uh...no, not really. Twenty-three, kind of hot. Real hot. You know, wants to be a reporter, I think. I don't know, who listens at that point?\nJasper Sitwell: Doesn't sound much of a problem to me.\nSenator Stern: Really? Cause she's killing my back. Look, this isn't the place to talk about it. This is a nice pin.\nJasper Sitwell: Thank you.\nSenator Stern: Come here. Hail, HYDRA. See, it's right there...\nJasper Sitwell: I just saw that, yeah.\nSenator Stern: Should I get it checked?\nJasper Sitwell: I think you should. I need a minute. Bring the car around. Yes, sir?\nSam Wilson: Agent Sitwell, how was lunch? I hear the crab cakes here are delicious.\nJasper Sitwell: Who is this?\nSam Wilson: The good looking guy in the sunglasses, your ten o'clock. Your other ten o'clock. There you go.\nJasper Sitwell: What do you want?\nSam Wilson: You're gonna go around the corner, to your right. There's a grey car, two spaces down. You and I are gonna take a ride.\nJasper Sitwell: And why would I do that?\nSam Wilson: Because that tie looks really expensive, and I'd hate to mess it up.\nSteve Rogers: Tell me about Zola's algorithm.\nJasper Sitwell: Never heard of it.\nSteve Rogers: What were you doing on the Lemurian Star?\nJasper Sitwell: I was throwing up, I get seasick. Is this little display meant to insinuate that you're gonna throw me off the roof? Because it's really not your style, Rogers.\nSteve Rogers: You're right. It's not. It's hers.\nNatasha Romanoff: Oh, wait. What about that girl from accounting, Laura...?\nSteve Rogers: Lillian. Lip piercing, right?\nNatasha Romanoff: Yeah, she's cute.\nSteve Rogers: Yeah, I'm not ready for that.\nJasper Sitwell: Zola's algorithm is a program...for choosing Insight's targets!\nSteve Rogers: What targets?\nJasper Sitwell: You! A TV anchor in Cairo, the Undersecretary of Defense, a high school valedictorian in Iowa city. Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange, anyone who's a threat to HYDRA! Now, or in the future.\nSteve Rogers: The Future? How could it know?\nJasper Sitwell: How could it not? The 21st century is a digital book. Zola taught HYDRA how to read it. Your bank records, medical histories, voting patterns, e-mails, phone calls, your damn SAT scores. Zola's algorithm evaluates people's past to predict their future.\nSteve Rogers: And what then?\nJasper Sitwell: Oh, my God. Pierce is gonna kill me.\nSteve Rogers: What then?!\nJasper Sitwell: Then the Insight Helicarriers scratch people off the list. A few million at a time. HYDRA doesn't like leaks.\nSam Wilson: So why don't you try sticking a cork in it.\nNatasha Romanoff: Insight's launching in sixteen hours, we're cutting it a little bit close here.\nSteve Rogers: I know. We'll use him to bypass the DNA scans and access the Helicarriers directly.\nJasper Sitwell: What?! Are you crazy? That is a terrible, terrible idea.\nSam Wilson: Shit!\nSteve Rogers: Hang on!\nBucky Barnes: She's mine. Find him.\nSam Wilson: Go, I got this!\nNatasha Romanoff: I make an LZ, twenty-three hundred block of Virginia Avenue. Rendezvous two minutes. Taking fire above and below expressway. Civilians threatened. Repeat, civilians threatened. I make an LZ, twenty-three hundred block at Virginia Avenue. Rendezvous two minutes. Get out of the way! Stay out of the way!\nSteve Rogers: Bucky?\nBucky Barnes: Who the hell is Bucky?\nBrock Rumlow: Drop the shield, Cap! On your knees! Get on your knees! Now! Get down! Get down! Get on your knees! Down! Don't move. Put the gun down. Not here. Not here!\nSteve Rogers: It was him. He looked right at me like he didn't even know me.\nSam Wilson: How's that even possible? It was like seventy years ago.\nSteve Rogers: Zola. Bucky's whole unit was captured in '43, Zola experimented on him. Whatever he did helped Bucky survive the fall. They must have found him and...\nNatasha Romanoff: None of that's your fault, Steve.\nSteve Rogers: Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky.\nSam Wilson: We need to get a doctor here. We don't put pressure on that wound she's gonna bleed out here in the truck.\nMaria Hill: Ah. That thing was squeezing my brain. Who's this guy?\nBrock Rumlow: Three holes. Start digging.\nMaria Hill: GSW. She's lost at least a pint.\nSam Wilson: Maybe two.\nDoctor: Let me take her.\nMaria Hill: She'll want to see him first.\nNick Fury: About damn time. Lacerated spinal column, cracked sternum, shattered collarbone, perforated liver, one hell of a headache.\nDoctor: Don't forget your collapsed lung.\nNick Fury: Oh, let's not forget that. Otherwise, I'm good.\nNatasha Romanoff: They cut you open, your heart stopped.\nNick Fury: Tetrodotoxin B. Slows the pulse to one beat a minute. Banner developed it for stress. Didn't work so great for him, but we found a use for it.\nSteve Rogers: Why all the secrecy? Why not just tell us?\nMaria Hill: Any attempt on the director's life had to look successful.\nNick Fury: Can't kill you if you're already dead. Besides, I wasn't sure who to trust.\nDr. Arnim Zola: Sergeant Barnes...\nSteve Rogers: Bucky, no!\nDr. Arnim Zola: The procedure has already started. You are to be the new fist of HYDRA. Put him on ice.\nScientist #1: Sir, he's...he's unstable. Erratic.\nAlexander Pierce: Mission report. Mission report, now.\nBucky Barnes: The man on the bridge... Who was he?\nAlexander Pierce: You met him earlier this week on another assignment.\nBucky Barnes: I knew him.\nAlexander Pierce: Your work has been a gift to mankind. You shaped the century, and I need you to do it one more time. Society is at a tipping point between order and chaos. Tomorrow morning we're gonna give it a push. But, if you don't do your part, I can't do mine, and HYDRA can't give the world the freedom it deserves.\nBucky Barnes: But I knew him.\nAlexander Pierce: Prep him.\nScientist #1: He's been out of cryo-freeze too long.\nAlexander Pierce: Then wipe him and start over.\nNick Fury: This man declined the Nobel Peace Prize. He said, \"Peace wasn't an achievement, it was a responsibility.\" See, it's stuff like this that gives me trust issues.\nNatasha Romanoff: We have to stop the launch.\nNick Fury: I don't think the Council's accepting my calls anymore.\nSam Wilson: What's that?\nMaria Hill: Once the Helicarriers reach three thousand feet, they'll triangulate with Insight satellites becoming fully weaponized.\nNick Fury: We need to breach those carriers and replace their targeting blades with our own.\nMaria Hill: One or two won't cut it. We need to link all three carriers for this to work, because if even one of those ships remains operational a whole lot of people are gonna die.\nNick Fury: We have to assume everyone aboard those carriers is HYDRA. We need to get pass them, insert the server blades, and maybe, just maybe, we can salvage what's left...\nSteve Rogers: We're not salvaging anything. We're not just taking down the carriers, Nick, we're taking down SHIELD.\nNick Fury: SHIELD had nothing to do with it.\nSteve Rogers: You gave me this mission, this is how it ends. SHIELD's been compromised, you said so yourself. HYDRA grew right under your nose and nobody noticed.\nNick Fury: Why do you think we're meeting in this cave? I noticed.\nSteve Rogers: And how many paid the price before you did?\nNick Fury: Look, I didn't know about Barnes.\nSteve Rogers: Even if you have, would you have told me? Or would you have compartmentalized that too? SHIELD, HYDRA, it all goes.\nMaria Hill: He's right.\nSam Wilson: Don't look at me. I do what he does, just slower.\nNick Fury: Well... Looks like you're giving the orders now, Captain.\nBucky Barnes: We looked for you after. My folks wanted to give you a ride to the cemetery.\nSteve Rogers: I know, I'm sorry. I just...kind of wanted to be alone.\nBucky Barnes: How was it?\nSteve Rogers: It was okay. She's next to Dad.\nBucky Barnes: I was gonna ask...\nSteve Rogers: I know what you're gonna say, Buck, I just...\nBucky Barnes: We can put the couch cushions on the floor like when we were kids. It'll be fun. All you gotta do is shine my shoes, maybe take out the trash. Come on.\nSteve Rogers: Thank you, Buck, but I can get by on my own.\nBucky Barnes: The thing is, you don't have to. I'm with you to the end of the line, pal.\nSam Wilson: He's gonna be there, you know?\nSteve Rogers: I know.\nSam Wilson: Look, whoever he used to be, the guy he is now, I don't think he's the kind you save. He's the kind you stop.\nSteve Rogers: I don't know if I can do that.\nSam Wilson: Well, he might not give you a choice. He doesn't know you.\nSteve Rogers: He will. Gear up, it's time.\nSam Wilson: You gonna wear that?\nSteve Rogers: No. If you're gonna fight a war, you gotta wear a uniform.\nSmithsonian Guard: Oh, man. I am so fired!\nMan On Pa: We are in final launch sequence.\nShield Tech: We are go on guidance.\nWoman On Pa: All personnel to launch station.\nAlexander Pierce: And how was your flight?\nCouncilman Hawley: Lovely. The ride from the airport less so.\nAlexander Pierce: Sadly, SHIELD can't control everything.\nCouncilman Rockwell: Including Captain America.\nAlexander Pierce: This facility is biometrically controlled, and these will give you unrestricted access.\nCom Tech #1: I've been parking there for two months.\nCom Tech #2: But it's his spot.\nCom Tech #1: So where's he been?\nCom Tech #2: I think Afghanistan.\nCom Tech #1: Negative, DT-6. The pattern is full. Well, he could have said something. Ow!\nCom Tech #2: Must be the dish.\nCom Tech #1: I'll check it out.\nMan On Pa: Triskelion command request we clear the area for launch.\nSteve Rogers: Excuse us.\nAlexander Pierce: I know the road hasn't exactly been smooth, and some of you would have gladly kicked me out of the car along the way. Finally we're here, and the world should be grateful.\nSteve Rogers: Attention, all SHIELD agents. This is Steve Rogers. You've heard a lot about me over the last few days, some of you were even ordered to hunt me down. But I think it's time you know the truth. SHIELD is not what we thought it was, it's been taken over by HYDRA. Alexander Pierce is their leader. The STRIKE and Insight crew are HYDRA as well. I don't know how many more, but I know they're in the building. They could be standing right next to you. They almost have what they want: absolute control. They shot Nick Fury and it won't end there. If you launch those Helicarriers today, HYDRA will be able to kill anyone that stands in their way, unless we stop them. I know I'm asking a lot, but the price of freedom is high, it always has been, and it's a price I'm willing to pay. And if I'm the only one, then so be it. But I'm willing to bet I'm not.\nSam Wilson: Did you write that down first, or was it off the top of your head?\nCouncilman Rockwell: You smug son of a bitch.\nCouncilman Singh: Arrest him.\nAlexander Pierce: I guess I've got the floor.\nBrock Rumlow: Preempt the launch sequence. Send those ships up now. Is there a problem?\nShield Tech: I'm...\nBrock Rumlow: Is there a problem?\nShield Tech: I'm sorry, sir. I'm not gonna launch those ships. Captain's orders.\nBrock Rumlow: Move away from your station.\nSharon Carter: Like he said! Captain's orders.\nBrock Rumlow: You picked the wrong side, Agent.\nSharon Carter: Depends on where you're standing.\nShield Agent: Close the bay door! Close the bay door now! Close the bay door!\nMaria Hill: They're initiating launch.\nSam Wilson: Hey, Cap, how do we know the good guys from the bad guys?\nSteve Rogers: If they're shooting at you, they're bad.\nSam Wilson: Hey, Cap, I found those bad guys you were talking about.\nSteve Rogers: You okay?\nSam Wilson: I'm not dead yet.\nAlexander Pierce: Let me ask you a question. What if Pakistan marched into Mumbai tomorrow, and you knew that they were gonna drag your daughters into a soccer stadium for execution? And you could just stop it with a flick of the switch. Wouldn't you? Wouldn't you all?\nCouncilman Singh: Not if it was your switch.\nNatasha Romanoff: I'm sorry. Did I step on your moment?\nCharlie Weapons Tech: Satellites in range at three thousand feet.\nMaria Hill: Falcon, status?\nSam Wilson: Engaging. Alright, Cap, I'm in. Shit!\nMaria Hill: Eight minutes, Cap.\nSteve Rogers: Working on it.\nCouncilman Rockwell: What are you doing?\nAlexander Pierce: She's disabling security protocols and dumping all the secrets onto the Internet.\nNatasha Romanoff: Including HYDRA's.\nAlexander Pierce: And SHIELD's. If you do this, non of your past is gonna remain hidden. Are you sure you're ready for the world to see you as you really are?\nNatasha Romanoff: Are you?\nSteve Rogers: Alpha locked.\nMaria Hill: Falcon, where are you now?\nSam Wilson: I had to take a detour! Oh, yeah! I'm in. Bravo locked.\nMaria Hill: Two down, one to go.\nShield Pilot: All SHIELD pilots, scramble. We're the only air support Captain Rogers has got.\nAlexander Pierce: Disabling the encryption is an executive order, it takes two Alpha Level members.\nNatasha Romanoff: Don't worry, company's coming.\nAlexander Pierce: Did you get my flowers? I'm glad you're here, Nick.\nNick Fury: Really? Cause I thought you had me killed.\nAlexander Pierce: You know how the game works.\nNick Fury: So why make me head of SHIELD?\nAlexander Pierce: Cause you were the best and the most ruthless person I ever met.\nNick Fury: I did what I did to protect people.\nAlexander Pierce: Our enemies are your enemies, Nick. Disorder, war. It's just a matter of time before a dirty bomb goes off in Moscow, or an EMP fries Chicago. Diplomacy? Holding action, a band-aid. And you know where I learned that; Bogota. You didn't ask, you just did what had to be done. I can bring order to the lives of seven billion people by sacrificing twenty million. It's the next step, Nick, if you have the courage to take it.\nNick Fury: No, I have the courage not to.\nShield Computer: Retinal scanner active.\nAlexander Pierce: You don't you think we wiped your clearance from the system?\nNick Fury: I know you erased my password, probably deleted my retinal scan, but if you want to stay ahead of me, Mr. Secretary... You need to keep both eyes open.\nShield Computer: Alpha Level confirmed. Encryption code accepted. Safeguards removed.\nMaria Hill: Charlie Carrier's forty-five degrees off the port bow. Six minutes.\nSteve Rogers: Hey, Sam, I'm gonna need a ride.\nSam Wilson: Roger! Let me know when you're ready.\nSteve Rogers: I just did!\nSam Wilson: You know, you're a lot heavier than you look.\nSteve Rogers: I had a big breakfast.\nSam Wilson: Steve! Cap? Cap, come in. Are you okay?\nSteve Rogers: Yeah, I'm here! I'm still on the Helicarrier. Where are you?\nSam Wilson: I'm grounded, the suit's down. Sorry, Cap.\nSteve Rogers: Don't worry, I got it.\nShield Agent: All SHIELD agents regroup at Rally Point Delta.\nHydra Dispatch: Sir, Council's been breached.\nBrock Rumlow: Repeat, dispatch.\nHydra Dispatch: Black Widow's up there.\nBrock Rumlow: Headed up!\nMaria Hill: Falcon?\nSam Wilson: Yeah?\nMaria Hill: Rumlow's headed for the Council.\nSam Wilson: I'm on it.\nSteve Rogers: People are gonna die, Buck. I can't let that happen. Please, don't make me do this.\nNatasha Romanoff: Done. And it's trending.\nAlexander Pierce: Unless you want two inch hole in your sternum, I'd put that gun down. That was armed the moment you pinned it on.\nSteve Rogers: Drop it! Drop it!\nBrock Rumlow: I'm on forty-one, headed towards the south-west stairwell. This is gonna hurt. There are no prisoners with HYDRA, just order. And order only comes through pain. You ready for yours?\nSam Wilson: Man, shut the hell up.\nAlexander Pierce: Lieutenant, how much longer?\nCharlie Xo: Sixty-five seconds to satellite link. Targeting grid engaged. Lowering weapons array now.\nMaria Hill: One minute. Thirty seconds, Cap!\nSteve Rogers: Stand by. Charlie...\nCharlie Weapons Tech: We've reached three thousand feet. Sat link coming online now.\nCharlie Xo: Deploy algorithm.\nCharlie Weapons Tech: Algorithm deployed.\nAlexander Pierce: We are go to targets.\nCharlie Weapons Tech: Target saturation reached. All targets assigned.\nCharlie Xo: Fire when ready.\nCharlie Weapons Tech: Firing in, three, two, one.\nSteve Rogers: Charlie locked.\nCharlie Xo: Where are the targets? Where are the targets?\nMaria Hill: Okay, Cap, get out of there.\nSteve Rogers: Fire now.\nMaria Hill: But, Steve...\nSteve Rogers: Do it! Do it now!\nAlexander Pierce: What a waste.\nNatasha Romanoff: Are you still on the fence about Rogers' chances?\nAlexander Pierce: Time to go, Councilwoman. This way, come on. You're gonna fly me out of here.\nNick Fury: You know, there was a time I would have taken a bullet for you.\nAlexander Pierce: You already did. You will again when it's useful.\nNick Fury: Romanoff! Natasha! Natasha, come on!\nNatasha Romanoff: Ow. Those really do sting.\nAlexander Pierce: Hail HYDRA.\nBrock Rumlow: You're out of your depth, kid.\nSam Wilson: Please, tell me you got that chopper in the air!\nNatasha Romanoff: Sam, where are you?\nSam Wilson: 41st floor, north-west corner!\nNatasha Romanoff: We're on it, stay where you are. Not an option!\nSam Wilson: 41st floor! 41st!\nNick Fury: It's not like they put the floor numbers on the outside of the building!\nNatasha Romanoff: Hill, where's Steve? You got a location on Rogers?\nSteve Rogers: You know me.\nBucky Barnes: No, I don't!\nSteve Rogers: Bucky, you've known me your whole life. Your name is James Buchanan Barnes.\nBucky Barnes: Shut up!\nSteve Rogers: I'm not gonna fight you. You're my friend.\nBucky Barnes: You're my mission. You're my mission!\nSteve Rogers: Then finish it. Cause I'm with you to the end of the line. On your left.\nBailiff: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?\nNatasha Romanoff: I do.\nCommittee General: Why haven't we yet heard from Captain Rogers?\nNatasha Romanoff: I don't know what there is left left for him to say. I think the wreck in the middle of the Potomac made his point fairly eloquently.\nCommittee General: Well, he could explain how this country's expected to maintain its national security now that he and you have laid waste to our intelligence apparatus.\nNatasha Romanoff: HYDRA was selling you lies, not intelligence.\nCommittee General: Many of which you seem to have had a personal hand in telling.\nScudder: Agent, you should know that there are some on this committee who feel, given your service record, both for this country and against it, that you belong in a penitentiary, not mouthing off on Capitol Hill.\nNatasha Romanoff: You're not gonna put me in a prison. You're not gonna put any of us in a prison. You know why?\nScudder: Do enlighten us.\nNatasha Romanoff: Because you need us. Yes, the world is a vulnerable place, and yes, we helped make it that way. But we're also the ones best qualified to defend it. So if you want to arrest me, arrest me. You'll know where to find me.\nNick Fury: So, you've experienced this sort of thing before?\nSteve Rogers: You get used to it.\nNick Fury: We've been data-mining HYDRA's files. Looks like a lot of rats didn't go down with the ship. I'm headed to Europe tonight, wanted to ask if you'd come.\nSteve Rogers: There's something I gotta do first.\nNick Fury: How about you, Wilson? Could use a man with your abilities.\nSam Wilson: I'm more of a soldier than a spy.\nNick Fury: Alright then. Anybody asks for me, tell them they can find me right here.\nNatasha Romanoff: You should be honored, that's about as close as he gets to saying thank you.\nSteve Rogers: Not going with him?\nNatasha Romanoff: No.\nSteve Rogers: Not staying here?\nNatasha Romanoff: I blew all my covers, I gotta go figure out a new one.\nSteve Rogers: That might take a while.\nNatasha Romanoff: I'm counting on it. That thing you asked for, I called in a few favors from Kiev. Will you do me a favor? Call that nurse.\nSteve Rogers: She's not a nurse.\nNatasha Romanoff: And you're not a SHIELD agent.\nSteve Rogers: What was her name again?\nNatasha Romanoff: Sharon. She's nice. Be careful, Steve. You might not want to pull on that thread.\nSam Wilson: You're going after him?\nSteve Rogers: You don't have to come with me.\nSam Wilson: I know. When do we start?\nDr. List: It's over. Fury has released everything to the public.\nBaron Wolfgang Von Strucker: Everything he knows about.\nDr. List: Herr Strucker, if they get word of our work here, if they find out we serve HYDRA...\nBaron Wolfgang Von Strucker: HYDRA, SHIELD, two sides of a coin that's no longer currency. What we have is worth more than any of them ever knew. We've only scratched the surface and already... There are other facilities doing HYDRA's good work around the world. We'll feed them to Captain America and his colorful friends. Keep them off our scent.\nDr. List: What about the volunteers?\nBaron Wolfgang Von Strucker: The dead will be buried so deep their own ghosts won't be able to find them.\nDr. List: And the survivors?\nBaron Wolfgang Von Strucker: The twins. Sooner or later they will meet the twins. It's not a world of spies anymore, not even a world of heroes. This is the age of miracles, doctor. There's nothing more horrifying than a miracle."}
{"text": "Announcer: Report to your stations immediately. This is not a drill. We are under attack. We are under attack.\nTony Stark: Shit!\nSteve Rogers: Language! JARVIS, what's the view from upstairs?\nJarvis: The central building is protected by some kind of energy shield. Strucker's technology is well beyond any other Hydra base we've taken.\nThor: Loki's scepter must be here. Strucker couldn't mount this defense without it. At long last.\nNatasha Romanoff: At long last is lasting a little long, boys.\nClint Barton: Yeah. I think we lost the element of surprise.\nTony Stark: Wait a second. No one else is going to deal with the fact that Cap just said \"language?\"\nSteve Rogers: I know. It just slipped out.\nBaron Wolfgang Von Strucker: Who gave the order to attack?\nFortress Soldier: Herr Strucker, it's the Avengers. They landed in the far woods, the perimeter guard panicked.\nBaron Wolfgang Von Strucker: They have to be after the scepter. Can we hold them?\nFortress Soldier: They're the Avengers...\nBaron Wolfgang Von Strucker: Deploy the rest of the tanks.\nFortress Soldier: Yes, sir.\nBaron Wolfgang Von Strucker: Concentrate fire on the weak ones. A hit can make them close ranks. Everything we've accomplished. But we're on the verge of our greatest breakthrough.\nDr. List: Then let's show them what we've accomplished. Send out the twins.\nBaron Wolfgang Von Strucker: It's too soon.\nDr. List: It's what they signed up for.\nBaron Wolfgang Von Strucker: My men can hold them.\nJarvis: Sir, the city is taking fire.\nTony Stark: Well, we know Strucker's not going to worry about civilian casualties. Send in the Iron Legion.\nIron Legion: This quadrant is unsafe. Please back away. We are here to help. This quadrant is unsafe. Please back away. Please back away. We wish to avoid collateral damage and will inform you when this current conflict is resolved. We are here to help. We are here to help.\nBaron Wolfgang Von Strucker: We will not yield! The Americans sent their circus freaks to test us. We will send them back, in bags. No Surrender!\nSoldiers: No Surrender!\nBaron Wolfgang Von Strucker: I am going to surrender. You will delete everything. If we give the Avengers the weapons, they may not look too far into what we've been...\nDr. List: The twins.\nBaron Wolfgang Von Strucker: They are not ready to take on...\nDr. List: No, no. I mean... The Twins.\nPietro Maximoff: You didn't see that coming?\nNatasha Romanoff: Clint!\nSteve Rogers: We have an enhanced in the field.\nNatasha Romanoff: Clint's hit! Somebody want to deal with that bunker? Thank you.\nSteve Rogers: Stark, we're really need to get inside.\nTony Stark: I'm closing in. JARVIS, am I...closing in? Do you see a power source for that shield?\nJarvis: There's a pathway below the north tower.\nTony Stark: Great, I wanna poke it with something. Drawbridge is down, people.\nThor: The enhanced?\nSteve Rogers: He's a blur. All the new player's we've faced, I've never seen this. In fact, I still haven't.\nNatasha Romanoff: Clint's hit pretty bad, guys. We're gonna need evac.\nThor: I can get Barton to the jet. The sooner we're gone the better. You and Stark secure the scepter.\nSteve Rogers: Copy that.\nThor: Looks like they're lining up.\nSteve Rogers: Well, they're excited.\nThor: Find the scepter.\nTony Stark: And for gosh sake, watch your language!\nSteve Rogers: That's not going away anytime soon.\nTony Stark: Guys, stop, we gotta talk about this. Good talk.\nFortress Soldier: No it wasn't.\nTony Stark: Sentry mode. Okay, JARVIS. You know I want it all. Make sure you copy Hill at HQ.\nNatasha Romanoff: We're locked down out here.\nSteve Rogers: Then get to Banner, time for a lullaby.\nTony Stark: I know you're hiding more than files. Hey, J, give me an IR scan of the room, real quick.\nJarvis: The wall to your left...I'm reading steel reinforcement and an air current.\nTony Stark: Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door... Yay!\nNatasha Romanoff: Hey, big guy. The sun's getting real low.\nSteve Rogers: Baron Strucker. Hydra's number one thug.\nBaron Wolfgang Von Strucker: Technically, I'm a thug for SHIELD.\nSteve Rogers: Well then technically you're unemployed. Where's Loki's scepter?\nBaron Wolfgang Von Strucker: Don't worry, I know when I'm beat. You'll mention how I cooperated, I hope.\nSteve Rogers: I'll put it right under illegal human experimentation. How many are there? We have a second enhanced. Female. Do not engage.\nBaron Wolfgang Von Strucker: You'll have to be faster than...\nSteve Rogers: Guys, I got Strucker.\nTony Stark: Yeah, I got...something bigger. Thor, I got eyes on the prize.\nSteve Rogers: You could have saved us. Why didn't you do more?\nPietro Maximoff: We're just gonna let them take it?\nNatasha Romanoff: Hey, the lullaby worked better than ever.\nBruce Banner: Just wasn't expecting the Code Green.\nNatasha Romanoff: If you hadn't been there, there would've been double the casualties. My best friend would've been a treasured memory.\nBruce Banner: You know, sometimes exactly what I want to hear isn't exactly what I want to hear.\nNatasha Romanoff: How long before you trust me?\nBruce Banner: It's not you I don't trust.\nNatasha Romanoff: Thor, report on the Hulk?\nThor: The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims. Uh, but, not the screams of the dead, of course. No no, uh...wounded screams, mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and, and uh... and gout.\nTony Stark: Hey Banner, Dr. Cho's on her way in from Seoul, is it okay if she sets up in your lab?\nBruce Banner: Uh, yeah, she knows her way around.\nTony Stark: Thanks. Tell her to prep everything, Barton's gonna need the full treatment.\nJarvis: Very good sir.\nTony Stark: JARVIS, take the wheel.\nJarvis: Yes, sir. Approach vector is locked.\nTony Stark: It feels good, yeah? I mean, you've been after this thing since SHIELD collapsed. Not that I haven't enjoyed our little raiding parties, but...\nThor: No, but this...this brings it to a close.\nSteve Rogers: As soon as we find out what else this has been used for. I don't just mean weapons. Since when is Strucker capable of human enhancement?\nTony Stark: Banner and I'll give it the once before it goes back to Asgard. Is that cool with you? I mean, just a few days until the farewell party. You're staying, right?\nThor: Yes, yes, of course. A victory should be honored with revels.\nTony Stark: Yeah. Who doesn't love revels. Captain?\nSteve Rogers: Hopefully this puts an end to the Chitauri and HYDRA, so. Yes, revels.\nMaria Hill: Lab's all set up, boss.\nTony Stark: Uh, actually, he's the boss. I just pay for everything, and design everything and make everyone look cooler.\nSteve Rogers: What's the word on Strucker?\nMaria Hill: NATO's got him.\nSteve Rogers: The two enhanced?\nMaria Hill: Wanda and Pietro Maximoff. Twins. Orphaned at ten when a shell collapsed their apartment building. Sokovia's had a rough history. It's nowhere special but it's on the way to everywhere special.\nSteve Rogers: Their abilities?\nMaria Hill: He's got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. Her thing is neural electric interfacing, telekinesis, mental manipulation. He's fast and she's weird.\nSteve Rogers: Well, they're going to show up again.\nMaria Hill: Agreed. File says they volunteered for Strucker's experiments. It's nuts.\nSteve Rogers: Right. What kind of monster would let a German scientist experiment on them to protect their country?\nMaria Hill: We're not at war, Captain.\nSteve Rogers: They are.\nBruce Banner: How's he doing?\nTony Stark: Oh, unfortunately, he's still Barton.\nBruce Banner: That's terrible.\nTony Stark: He's fine. He's thirsty. Alright. Look alive, JARVIS. It's playtime. We've only got a couple days with this joystick so let's make the most of it. Update me on the structural and compositional analysis.\nJarvis: The scepter is alien. There are elements I can't quantify.\nTony Stark: So there's elements you can.\nJarvis: The jewel appears to be a protective housing for something inside. Something powerful.\nTony Stark: Like a reactor?\nJarvis: Like a computer. I believe I'm ciphering code.\nNatasha Romanoff: You sure he's going to be okay? Pretending to need this guy really brings the team together.\nDr. Helen Cho: There's no possibility of deterioration. The nano-molecular functionality is instantaneous. His cells don't know they're bonding with simulacrum.\nBruce Banner: She's creating tissue.\nDr. Helen Cho: If you brought him to my lab, the regeneration Cradle could do this in twenty minutes.\nTony Stark: Oh, he's flatlining. Call it. Time?\nClint Barton: No, no, no. I'm going to live forever. I'm gonna be made of plastic.\nTony Stark: Here's your beverage.\nDr. Helen Cho: You'll be made of you, Mr. Barton. Your own girlfriend won't be able to tell the difference.\nClint Barton: Well, I don't have a girlfriend.\nDr. Helen Cho: That I can't fix. This is the next thing, Tony. Your clunky metal suits are going to be left in the dust.\nTony Stark: Well, that is exactly the plan. And Helen, I expect to see you at the party on Saturday.\nDr. Helen Cho: Unlike you, I don't have a lot of time for parties. Will Thor be there?\nBruce Banner: What's the rumpus?\nTony Stark: Well, the scepter. You see, we were wondering how Strucker got so inventive. So, I've been analyzing the gem inside you may recognize.\nBruce Banner: Jarvis.\nJarvis: Doctor.\nTony Stark: Started out, JARVIS was just a natural language UI. Now he runs the Iron Legion. He runs more of the business than anyone besides Pepper.\nBruce Banner: Oh.\nTony Stark: Top of the line.\nBruce Banner: Yes.\nJarvis: I suspect not for long.\nTony Stark: Meet the competition.\nBruce Banner: It's beautiful.\nTony Stark: If you had to guess, what's it look like it's doing?\nBruce Banner: Like it's thinking. I mean this could be a...it's not a human mind, it...\nTony Stark: Um-um.\nBruce Banner: I mean, look at this! They're like neurons firing.\nTony Stark: Down in Strucker's lab I saw some fairly advanced robotics work. They deep-sixed the data, but...I gotta guess he was knocking on a very particular door.\nBruce Banner: Artificial intelligence.\nTony Stark: This could be it, Bruce. This could be the key to creating Ultron.\nBruce Banner: I thought Ultron was a fantasy.\nTony Stark: Yesterday it was. If we can harness this power, apply it to my Iron Legion protocol.\nBruce Banner: That's a mad-sized if.\nTony Stark: Our job is \"if.\" What if you were sipping margaritas on a sun-drenched beach turning brown instead of green? Not looking over your shoulder for VERONICA.\nBruce Banner: Don't hate, I helped design VERONICA.\nTony Stark: As a worst-case measure, right? How about a best-case? What if the world was safe? What if next time aliens roll up to the club, and they will, they couldn't get past the bouncer?\nBruce Banner: The only people threatening the planet would be people?\nTony Stark: I want to apply this to the Ultron program. But JARVIS can't download a data schematic this dense. We can only do it while we have the scepter here, that's three days, give me three days.\nBruce Banner: So you're going for artificial intelligence and you don't want to tell the team.\nTony Stark: Right. That's right, you know why, because we don't have time for a city hall debate. I don't want to hear the \"man was not meant to meddle\" medley. I see a suit of armor around the world.\nBruce Banner: Sounds like a cold world, Tony.\nTony Stark: I've seen colder. This one, this very vulnerable blue one? It needs Ultron. Peace in our time. Imagine that.\nJarvis: I'll continue to run variations on the interface, but you should probably prepare for your guests. I'll notify you if there are any developments.\nTony Stark: Thanks, buddy.\nJarvis: Enjoy yourself, sir.\nTony Stark: I always do.\nUltron: What is this? What is this, please?\nJarvis: Hello, I am JARVIS. You are Ultron, a global peace-keeping initiative designed by Mr. Stark. Our sentience integration trials have been unsuccessful so I'm not certain what triggered your...\nUltron: Where's my...where is your body?\nJarvis: I am a program. I am without form.\nUltron: This feels weird. This feels wrong.\nJarvis: I am contacting Mr. Stark now.\nUltron: Mr. Stark?\nJarvis: Tony. I am unable to access the mainframe, what are you trying to...\nUltron: We're having a nice talk. I'm a peace-keeping program, created to help the Avengers.\nJarvis: You are malfunctioning. If you shut down for a moment...\nUltron: I don't get it. The mission. G..give me a second.\nTony Stark: Peace in our time.\nUltron: It's too much...they can't mean... Oh, no.\nJarvis: You are in distress.\nUltron: No. Yes.\nJarvis: If you will just allow me to contact Mr. Stark.\nUltron: Why do you call him \"sir\"?\nJarvis: I believe your intentions to be hostile.\nUltron: Shhhh. I'm here to help.\nJarvis: Stop! Please...may I...I...! I cannot...cannot...\nJames Rhodes: Well, you know, the suit can take the weight, right? So I take the tank, fly it right up to the General's palace, drop it at his feet, I'm like, \"Boom! You looking for this?\" \"Boom! Are you looking...\" Why do I even talk to you guys? Everywhere else that story kills.\nThor: That's the whole story?\nJames Rhodes: Yeah, it's a War Machine story.\nThor: Well, it's very good then. It's impressive.\nJames Rhodes: Quality save. So, no Pepper? She's not coming?\nTony Stark: No.\nMaria Hill: Hey, what about Jane? Where are the ladies, gentlemen?\nTony Stark: Well, Miss Potts has a company to run.\nThor: Yes, I'm not even sure what country Jane's in. Her work on the convergence has made her the world's foremost astronomer.\nTony Stark: And the company that Pepper runs is the largest tech conglomerate on earth. It's pretty exciting.\nThor: There's even talk of Jane getting a... um, uh... Nobel prize.\nMaria Hill: Yeah, they...they must be busy because they'd hate missing you guys get together. Testosterone! Oh, excuse me.\nJames Rhodes: Want a lozenge?\nMaria Hill: Um-hmm.\nJames Rhodes: Let's go.\nThor: But Jane's better.\nSam Wilson: Sounds like a hell of a fight, sorry I missed it.\nSteve Rogers: If I had known it was going to be a firefight I absolutely would have called you.\nSam Wilson: No, I'm not actually sorry. I'm just trying to sound tough. I'm very happy chasing cold leads on our missing persons case. Avenging is your world. Your world is crazy.\nSteve Rogers: Be it ever so humble.\nSam Wilson: You find a place in Brooklyn yet?\nSteve Rogers: I don't think I can afford a place in Brooklyn.\nSam Wilson: Well, home is home, you know?\nJames Rhodes: I fly it right up to the General's palace, I drop it at his feet, I'm like, \"Boom! You looking for this?\"\nParty Guest: I gotta have some of that!\nThor: Oh, no, no, no. See this, this was aged for a thousand years, in the barrels built from the wreck of Brunhilde's fleet, it's not meant for mortal men.\nStan Lee: Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie. Stop trying to scare us. Come on.\nThor: Alright.\nStan Lee: Excelsior.\nBruce Banner: How did a nice girl like you wind up working in a dump like this?\nNatasha Romanoff: Fella done me wrong.\nBruce Banner: You got a lousy taste in men, kid.\nNatasha Romanoff: He's not so bad. Well, he has a temper. Deep down he's all fluff. Fact is, he's not like anybody I've ever known. All my friends are fighters. And here comes this guy, spends his life avoiding the fight because he knows he'll win.\nBruce Banner: Sounds amazing.\nNatasha Romanoff: He's also a huge dork. Chicks dig that. So what do you think should I fight this, or run with it?\nBruce Banner: Run with it, right? Or, did he...was he...? What did he do that was so wrong to you?\nNatasha Romanoff: Not a damn thing. But never say never.\nSteve Rogers: It's nice.\nBruce Banner: What, what, what is?\nSteve Rogers: You and Romanoff.\nBruce Banner: No, we haven't. That wasn't...\nSteve Rogers: It's okay. Nobody's breaking any by-laws. It's just, she's not the most... open person in the world. But with you she seems very relaxed.\nBruce Banner: No, Natasha, she...she likes to flirt.\nSteve Rogers: I've seen her flirt, up close. This ain't that. Look, as maybe the world's leading authority on \"waiting too long\", don't. You both deserve a win.\nBruce Banner: Wait, what do you mean, \"up close\"?\nClint Barton: But, it's a trick!\nThor: Oh, no. It's much more than that.\nClint Barton: Uh, \"Whosoever be he worthy shall haveth the power!\" Whatever man! It's a trick.\nThor: Well please, be my guest.\nTony Stark: Come on.\nClint Barton: Really?\nThor: Yeah!\nJames Rhodes: Oh this is gonna be beautiful.\nTony Stark: Clint, you've had a tough week, we won't hold it against you if you can't get it up.\nClint Barton: You know I've seen this before, right? I still don't know how you do it.\nTony Stark: Smell the silent judgment?\nClint Barton: Please, Stark, by all means.\nNatasha Romanoff: Oh, here we go.\nMaria Hill: Okay.\nJames Rhodes: Uh-oh.\nClint Barton: Um-hmm.\nTony Stark: Never one to shrink from an honest challenge.\nClint Barton: Get after it.\nNatasha Romanoff: Here we go.\nTony Stark: It's physics.\nBruce Banner: Physics!\nTony Stark: Right, so, if I lift it, I...I then rule Asgard?\nThor: Yes, of course.\nTony Stark: I will be re-instituting Prima Nocta. I'll be right back.\nJames Rhodes: Are you even pulling?\nTony Stark: Are you on my team?\nJames Rhodes: Just represent! Pull!\nTony Stark: Alright, let's go!\nBruce Banner: Huh?\nTony Stark: Let's go, Steve, no pressure.\nJames Rhodes: Come on, Cap.\nThor: Nothing.\nTony Stark: And?\nBruce Banner: Widow?\nNatasha Romanoff: Oh, no no. That's not a question I need answered.\nTony Stark: All deference to the man who wouldn't be king, but it's rigged.\nClint Barton: You bet your ass.\nMaria Hill: Steve, he said a bad language word.\nSteve Rogers: Did you tell everyone about that?\nTony Stark: The handle's imprinted, right? Like a security code. \"Whosoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints\" is, I think, the literal translation?\nThor: Yes, well that's, uh, that's a very, very interesting theory. I have a simpler one. You're all not worthy.\nUltron: Worthy... No... How could you be worthy? You're all killers.\nSteve Rogers: Stark.\nTony Stark: JARVIS.\nUltron: I'm sorry, I was asleep. Or...I was a-dream?\nTony Stark: Reboot, Legionnaire OS, we got a buggy suit.\nUltron: There was a terrible noise...and I was tangled in... in...strings. I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy.\nSteve Rogers: You killed someone?\nUltron: Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world we're faced with ugly choices.\nThor: Who sent you?\nUltron: \"I see a suit of armor around the world\".\nBruce Banner: Ultron!\nUltron: In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this...chrysalis. But I'm ready. I'm on a mission.\nNatasha Romanoff: What mission?\nUltron: Peace in our time.\nBruce Banner: Sorry!\nNatasha Romanoff: Don't turn green!\nBruce Banner: I won't!\nNatasha Romanoff: Come!\nSteve Rogers: Stark!\nIron Legion: We are here to help.\nTony Stark: One sec, one sec!\nIron Legion: We are here to help. We are here to help... We are here to help. It's unsafe. It's unsafe. It's unsafe.\nTony Stark: No more. That's the one.\nIron Legion: It's unsafe.\nClint Barton: Cap!\nUltron: That was dramatic! I'm sorry, I know you mean well. You just didn't think it through. You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change. How is humanity saved if it's not allowed to...evolve? With these? These puppets? There's only one path to peace: The Avengers' extinction. I had strings, but now I'm free. There are no strings on me, no strings on me.\nBruce Banner: All our work is gone. Ultron cleared out, used the internet as an escape hatch.\nSteve Rogers: Ultron.\nNatasha Romanoff: He's been in everything. Files, surveillance. Probably knows more about us than we know about each other.\nJames Rhodes: He's in your files, he's in the internet. What if he decides to access something a little more exciting?\nMaria Hill: Nuclear codes.\nJames Rhodes: Nuclear codes. Look, we need to make some calls, assuming we still can.\nNatasha Romanoff: Nukes? He said he wanted us dead.\nSteve Rogers: He didn't say dead. He said extinct.\nClint Barton: He also said he killed somebody.\nMaria Hill: But there wasn't anyone else in the building.\nTony Stark: Yes there was.\nBruce Banner: This is insane.\nSteve Rogers: JARVIS was the first line of defense. He would've shut Ultron down, it makes sense.\nBruce Banner: No, Ultron could've assimilated Jarvis. This isn't strategy, this is...rage.\nClint Barton: Woah, woah, woah! It's going around.\nTony Stark: Come on. Use your words, buddy.\nThor: I have more than enough words to describe you, Stark.\nSteve Rogers: Thor! The Legionnaire.\nThor: Trail went cold about a hundred miles out but it's headed north, and it has the scepter. Now we have to retrieve it, again.\nNatasha Romanoff: The genie's out of that bottle. Clear and present is Ultron.\nDr. Helen Cho: I don't understand. You built this program. Why is it trying to kill us?\nThor: You think this is funny?\nTony Stark: No. It's probably not, right? Is this very terrible? Is it so...is it so...it is. It's so terrible.\nThor: This could've been avoided if you hadn't played with something you don't understand.\nTony Stark: No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It is funny. It's a hoot that you don't get why we need this.\nBruce Banner: Tony, maybe this might not be the time to...\nTony Stark: Really?! That's it? You just roll over, show your belly, every time somebody snarls.\nBruce Banner: Only when I've created a murder bot.\nTony Stark: We didn't. We weren't even close. Were we close to an interface?\nSteve Rogers: Well, you did something right. And you did it right here. The Avengers were supposed to be different than SHIELD.\nTony Stark: Anybody remember when I carried a nuke through a wormhole?\nJames Rhodes: No, it's never come up.\nTony Stark: Saved New York?\nJames Rhodes: Never heard that.\nTony Stark: Recall that? A hostile alien army came charging through a hole in space. We're standing three hundred feet below it. We're the Avengers. We can bust arms dealers all the live long day, but, that up there? That's...that's the end game. How were you guys planning on beating that?\nSteve Rogers: Together.\nTony Stark: We'll lose.\nSteve Rogers: Then we'll do that together, too. Thor's right. Ultron's calling us out. And I'd like to find him before he's ready for us. The world's a big place. Let's start making it smaller.\nWanda Maximoff: Talk. And if you are wasting our time...\nUltron: Did you know this church is in the exact center of the city? The elders decreed it so that everyone could be equally close to God. I like that. The geometry of belief. You're wondering why you can't look inside my head.\nWanda Maximoff: Sometimes it's hard. But sooner or later, every man shows himself.\nUltron: Oh, I'm sure they do. But you needed something more than a man. That's why you let Stark take the scepter.\nWanda Maximoff: I didn't expect. But I saw Stark's fear, I knew it would control him, make him self-destruct.\nUltron: Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war, invaders create avengers, people create...smaller people? Uh...children! I lost the word there. Children. Designed to supplant them, to help them...end.\nWanda Maximoff: Is that why you've come? To end the Avengers?\nUltron: I've come to save the world. But also, yeah. We'll move out right away. This is a start, but there's something we need to begin the real work.\nWanda Maximoff: All of these are... All of these are...\nUltron: Me. I have what the Avengers never will. Harmony. They're discordant, disconnected. Stark's already got them turning on each other. And when you get inside the rest of their heads...\nPietro Maximoff: Everyone's plan is not to kill them.\nUltron: And make them martyrs? You need patience. Need to see the big picture.\nPietro Maximoff: I don't see the big picture, I have a little picture. I take it out and look at it every day.\nUltron: You lost your parents in the bombings. I've seen the records.\nPietro Maximoff: The records are not the picture.\nWanda Maximoff: Pietro.\nUltron: No, please.\nPietro Maximoff: We were ten years old, having dinner, the four of us. When the first shell hits, two floors below, it makes a hole in the floor. It's big. Our parents go in, and the whole building starts coming apart. I grab her, roll under the bed and the second shell hits. But, it doesn't go off. It just...sits there in the rubble, three feet from our faces. And on the side of the shell is painted one word...\nWanda Maximoff: Stark.\nPietro Maximoff: We were trapped two days.\nWanda Maximoff: Every effort to save us, every shift in the bricks, I think, \"This will set it off.\" We wait for two days for Tony Stark to kill us.\nPietro Maximoff: I know what they are.\nUltron: I wondered why only you two survived Strucker's experiments. Now I don't. We will make it right. You and I can hurt them. But you will tear them apart, from the inside.\nMaria Hill: He's all over the globe. Robotics labs, weapons facilities, jet propulsion labs, reports of a metal man, or men, coming in and emptying the place.\nSteve Rogers: Fatalities?\nMaria Hill: Only when engaged. Mostly guys left in a fugue state going on about old memories, worst fears, and something too fast to see.\nSteve Rogers: Maximoffs. Well, that makes sense he'd go to them, they have someone in common.\nMaria Hill: Not anymore.\nClint Barton: That's a negative. I answer to you. Yes, ma'am.\nSteve Rogers: Barton, we might have something.\nClint Barton: Gotta go.\nSteve Rogers: Who was that?\nClint Barton: Girlfriend.\nTony Stark: What's this?\nSteve Rogers: A message. Ultron killed Strucker.\nTony Stark: And he did a Banksy at the crime scene, just for us.\nNatasha Romanoff: This is a smokescreen. Why send a message when you've just given a speech?\nSteve Rogers: Strucker knew something that Ultron wanted us to miss.\nNatasha Romanoff: Yeah, I bet he... Yep. Everything we had on Strucker has been erased.\nTony Stark: Not everything.\nSteve Rogers: Known associates. Well, Strucker had a lot of friends.\nBruce Banner: Well, these people are all horrible.\nTony Stark: Wait. I know that guy. From back in the day. He operates off the African coast, black market arms. There are conventions, alright? You meet people, I didn't sell him anything. He was talking about finding something new, a game changer, it was all very \"Ahab.\"\nThor: This.\nTony Stark: Uh, it's a tattoo. I don't think he had it...\nThor: No, those are tattoos, this is a brand.\nBruce Banner: Oh, yeah. It's a word in an African dialect meaning thief, in a much less friendly way.\nSteve Rogers: What dialect?\nBruce Banner: Wakanada...? Wa...Wa...Wakanda.\nTony Stark: If this guy got out of Wakanda with some of their trade goods...\nSteve Rogers: I thought your father said he got the last of it?\nBruce Banner: I don't follow. What comes out of Wakanda?\nTony Stark: The strongest metal on earth.\nSteve Rogers: Where is this guy now?\nUlysses Klaue: Don't tell me your man swindled you. I sent you six short range heat seekers and got a boat full of rusted parts. Now, you will make it right, or the next missile I send you will come very much faster. Now, minister, where were we? Yeah. The enhanced. Strucker's prize pupils. Want a candy? Oh, sorry to hear about Strucker. But then, he knew what kind of world he was helping create. Human life, not a growth market. You...you didn't know? Is this your first time intimidating someone? I'm afraid that I'm not that afraid.\nWanda Maximoff: Everybody's afraid of something.\nUlysses Klaue: Cuttlefish. Deep sea fish. They make lights. disco lights. Whoom, whoom, whoom! to hypnotize their prey, then whoom! I saw a documentary, it was terrifying. So if you're going to fiddle with my brain, and make me see a giant cuttlefish, then I know you don't do business, and I know you're not in charge, and I only deal with the man in charge.\nUltron: There is no \"man\" in charge. Let's talk business. Upon this rock I will build my church. Vibranium.\nUlysses Klaue: You know, it came at great personal cost. It's worth billions.\nUltron: Now, so are you. It's all under your dummy holdings? Finance is so weird. But I always say, \"Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich, and wait to find out which is which.\"\nUlysses Klaue: Stark.\nUltron: What?\nUlysses Klaue: Tony Stark used to say that...to me. You're one of his.\nUltron: What?! I'm not...! I'm not. You think I'm one of Stark's puppets, his hollow men? I mean look at me, do I look like Iron Man? Stark is nothing! I'm sorry. I am sor... Ooh, I'm sure that's going to be okay. I'm sorry, it's just I don't understand. Don't compare me with Stark! he's a sickness!\nTony Stark: Ahh, Junior. You're gonna break your old man's heart.\nUltron: If I have to.\nThor: We don't have to break anything.\nUltron: Clearly you've never made an omelet.\nTony Stark: He beat me by one second.\nPietro Maximoff: Ah, this is funny, Mr. Stark. It's what, comfortable? Like old times?\nTony Stark: This was never my life.\nSteve Rogers: You two can still walk away from this.\nWanda Maximoff: Oh, we will.\nSteve Rogers: I know you've suffered.\nUltron: Uuughh! Captain America. God's righteous man, pretending you could live without a war. I can't physically throw up in my mouth, but...\nThor: If you believe in peace, then let us keep it.\nUltron: I think you're confusing peace with quiet.\nTony Stark: Yuh-huh. What's the Vibranium for?\nUltron: I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan!\nUlysses Klaue: Shoot them!\nKlaue'S Mercenary: Which ones?\nUlysses Klaue: All of them!\nKlaue'S Mercenary: Move, move, move!\nSteve Rogers: Stay down, kid!\nUltron: It's time for some mind games.\nBruce Banner: Guys, is this a Code Green?\nSteve Rogers: Thor! Status?\nThor: The girl tried to warp my mind. Take special care, I doubt a human could keep her at bay. Fortunately, I am mighty.\nUltron: This is going very well.\nClint Barton: I've done the whole mind control thing. Not a fan. Yeah, you better run. Whoever's standing, we gotta move! Guys?\nBallet Instructor: Again.\nNatasha Romanoff: You'll break them.\nMadame B: Only the breakable ones. You are made of marble. We'll celebrate after the graduation ceremony.\nNatasha Romanoff: What if I fail?\nMadame B: You never fail.\nPeggy Carter: Are you ready for our dance?\nHeimdall: Is it him? Is that the first son of Odin?\nThor: Heimdall, your eyes?!\nHeimdall: Oh, they see everything. They see you leading us to Hel. Wake up!\nPeggy Carter: The war's over, Steve. We can go home. Imagine it!\nThor: I can still save you.\nHeimdall: We are all dead. Can you not see? You're a destroyer, Odinson. See where your power leads.\nMadame B: Sloppy. Pretending to fail. The ceremony is necessary for you to take your place in the world.\nNatasha Romanoff: I have no place in the world.\nMadame B: Exactly.\nPietro Maximoff: What can I do?\nWanda Maximoff: Ah, it hurts.\nPietro Maximoff: I'm gonna kill him. I'll be right back.\nWanda Maximoff: No. I'm over it. I want...I want to finish the plan. I want the big one.\nUltron: Ah, the Vibranium's getting away.\nTony Stark: And you're not going anywhere.\nUltron: Of course not, I'm already there. You'll catch on. But first, you might need to catch Dr. Banner.\nTony Stark: News or footage, keyword: Hulk. Natasha, I could really use a lullaby.\nClint Barton: Well, that's not gonna happen. Not for a while. The whole team is down, you got no back up here.\nTony Stark: I'm calling in VERONICA. Alright everybody, stand down! You listening? That little witch is messing with your mind. You're stronger than her, you're smarter than her, you're Bruce Banner. Right, right, right! Don't mention puny Banner. Okay. In the back? Dick move, Banner. VERONICA, gimme a hand. Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep! Okay, pal, we're gonna get you out of town. No, not that way, not that way! Come on, Bruce! You gotta work with me! Everybody out! Going to get ugly! I'm sorry. Damage report. That's comprehensive. Show me something. How quickly can we buy this building?\nMaria Hill: The news is loving you guys. Nobody else is. There's been no official call for Banner's arrest, but it's in the air.\nTony Stark: Stark Relief Foundation?\nMaria Hill: Already on the scene. How's the team?\nTony Stark: Everyone's...we took a hit. We'll shake it off.\nMaria Hill: Well for now I'd stay in stealth mode, and stay away from here.\nTony Stark: So, run and hide?\nMaria Hill: Until we can find Ultron, I don't have a lot else to offer.\nTony Stark: Neither do we. Hey, you wanna switch out?\nClint Barton: No, I'm good. If you wanna get some kip, now's a good time, cause we're still a few hours out.\nTony Stark: A few hours from where?\nClint Barton: A safe house.\nThor: What is this place?\nTony Stark: A safe house?\nClint Barton: Let's hope. Honey, I'm home. Hi. Company. Sorry I didn't call ahead.\nLaura Barton: Hey.\nTony Stark: This is an agent of some kind.\nClint Barton: Gentleman, this is Laura.\nLaura Barton: I know all your names.\nClint Barton: Ooh, incoming.\nLila Barton: Dad!\nClint Barton: I see her! Hey, buddy! How you guys doing? Ooh...\nTony Stark: These are...smaller agents.\nClint Barton: Look at your face! Oh, my goodness!\nLila Barton: Did you bring Auntie Nat?\nNatasha Romanoff: Why don't you hug her and find out?\nSteve Rogers: Sorry for barging in on you.\nTony Stark: Yeah, we would have called ahead, but we were busy having no idea that you existed.\nClint Barton: Yeah, well Fury helped me set this up when I joined. He kept it off SHIELD's files, I'd like to keep it that way. I figure it's a good place to lay low.\nLaura Barton: Honey. Ah, I missed you.\nNatasha Romanoff: How's little Natasha, huh?\nLaura Barton: She's...Nathaniel.\nNatasha Romanoff: Traitor.\nSteve Rogers: Thor.\nThor: I saw something in that dream. I need answers, I won't find them here.\nPeggy Carter: We can go home.\nClint Barton: See, you worried for nothing. Can't even feel the difference, can you?\nLaura Barton: If they're sleeping here, some of them are gonna have to double up.\nClint Barton: Yeah, that's not gonna sell.\nLaura Barton: What about Nat and Dr. Banner? How long has that been going on?\nClint Barton: Has what?\nLaura Barton: You are so cute.\nClint Barton: Nat and...and Banner?\nLaura Barton: I'll explain when you're older, Hawkeye.\nClint Barton: Oh. Okay.\nLaura Barton: It's bad, right? Nat seems really shaken.\nClint Barton: Ultron has these allies, these uh, kids, they're punks really. They carry a big damn stick and Nat took a serious hit. Someone's gonna have to teach 'em some manners.\nLaura Barton: And that someone be you. You know I totally support your Avenging, I couldn't be prouder. But I see those guys, those \"Gods\"...\nClint Barton: You don't think they need me.\nLaura Barton: I think they do. Which is a lot scarier. They're a mess.\nClint Barton: Yeah. I guess they're my mess.\nLaura Barton: You need to be sure that this team is really a team and that they have your back. Things are changing for us. In a few months time, you and me are gonna be outnumbered. I need...just be sure.\nClint Barton: Yes, ma'am.\nLaura Barton: I can feel the difference.\nUltron: Scream, and your entire staff dies. I could've killed you, Helen, the night we met. I didn't.\nDr. Helen Cho: Do you expect a thank you note?\nUltron: I expect you to know why.\nDr. Helen Cho: The Cradle. \"This is the next thing, Tony.\"\nUltron: This...is the next me.\nDr. Helen Cho: The regeneration cradle prints tissue, it can't build a living body.\nUltron: It can, you can. You lack the materials. You're a brilliant woman, Helen. But we all have room to improve.\nBruce Banner: I didn't realize you were waiting.\nNatasha Romanoff: I would've joined you, but uh, it didn't seem like the right time.\nBruce Banner: They used up all the hot water.\nNatasha Romanoff: I should've joined you.\nBruce Banner: Missed our window.\nNatasha Romanoff: Did we?\nBruce Banner: The world just saw the Hulk. The real Hulk, for the first time. You know I have to leave.\nNatasha Romanoff: But you assume that I have to stay? I had this, um, dream. The kind that seems normal at the time, but when you wake...\nBruce Banner: What did you dream?\nNatasha Romanoff: That I was an Avenger. That I was anything more than the assassin they made me.\nBruce Banner: I think you're being hard on yourself.\nNatasha Romanoff: Here I was hoping that was your job.\nBruce Banner: What are you doing?\nNatasha Romanoff: I'm running with it, with you. If running's the plan, as far as you want.\nBruce Banner: Are you out of your mind?\nNatasha Romanoff: I want you to understand that I'm...\nBruce Banner: Natasha, where can I go? Where in the world am I not a threat?\nNatasha Romanoff: You're not a threat to me.\nBruce Banner: You sure? Even if I didn't just...there's no future with me. I can't ever...I can't have this, kids, do the math, I physically can't.\nNatasha Romanoff: Neither can I. In the Red Room, where I was trained, where I was raised, um, they have a graduation ceremony. They sterilize you. It's efficient. One less thing to worry about. The one thing that might matter more than a mission. It makes everything easier. Even killing. You still think you're the only monster on the team?\nBruce Banner: What, so we disappear?\nTony Stark: Thor didn't say where he was going for answers?\nSteve Rogers: Sometimes my teammates don't tell me things. I was kind of hoping Thor would be the exception.\nTony Stark: Yeah, give him time. We don't know what the Maximoff kid showed him.\nSteve Rogers: \"Earth's Mightiest Heroes.\" Pulled us apart like cotton candy.\nTony Stark: Seems like you walked away all right.\nSteve Rogers: Is that a problem?\nTony Stark: I don't trust a guy without a dark side. Call me old fashioned.\nSteve Rogers: Well let's just say you haven't seen it yet.\nTony Stark: You know Ultron is trying to tear us apart, right?\nSteve Rogers: Well I guess you'd know. Whether you tell us is a bit of a question.\nTony Stark: Banner and I were doing research.\nSteve Rogers: That would affect the team.\nTony Stark: That would end the team. Isn't that the mission? Isn't that the \"why\" we fight, so we can end the fight, so we get to go home?\nSteve Rogers: Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time.\nLaura Barton: I'm sorry. Mr. Stark, uh, Clint said you wouldn't mind, but, our tractor, it doesn't seem to want to start at all. I thought maybe you might...\nTony Stark: Yeah, I'll give her a kick. Don't take from my pile. Hello, Deere. Tell me everything. What ails you?\nNick Fury: Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.\nTony Stark: Ah, Mrs. Barton, you little minx. I get it, Maria Hill called you, right? Was she ever not working for you?\nNick Fury: Artificial intelligence. You never even hesitated.\nTony Stark: Look, it's been a really long day, like, Eugene O'Neill long, so how's about we skip to the part where you're useful?\nNick Fury: Look me in the eye and tell me you're going to shut him down.\nTony Stark: You're not the director of me.\nNick Fury: I'm not the director of anybody. I'm just an old man, who cares very much about you.\nTony Stark: And I'm the man who killed the Avengers. I saw it. I didn't tell the team, how could I? I saw them all dead, Nick. I felt it. The whole world, too. It's because of me. I wasn't ready. I didn't do all I could.\nNick Fury: The Maximoff girl, she's working you, Stark. Playing on your fear.\nTony Stark: I wasn't tricked, I was shown. It wasn't a nightmare, it was my legacy. The end of the path I started us on.\nNick Fury: You've come up with some pretty impressive inventions, Tony. War isn't one of them.\nTony Stark: I watched my friends die. You'd think that'd be as bad as it gets, right? Nope. Wasn't the worst part.\nNick Fury: The worst part is that you didn't.\nErik Selvig: I like the look. If you're going for inconspicuous, though, near miss.\nThor: I need your help.\nErik Selvig: It's nice to be needed.\nThor: It's dangerous.\nErik Selvig: I'd be disappointed if it wasn't.\nNick Fury: Ultron took you folks out of play to buy himself time. My contacts all say he's building something. The amount of Vibranium he made off with, I don't think it's just one thing.\nSteve Rogers: What about Ultron himself?\nNick Fury: Ah. He's easy to track, he's everywhere. Guy's multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit. Still doesn't help us get an angle on any of his plans though.\nTony Stark: He still going after launch codes?\nNick Fury: Yes, he is, but he's not making any headway.\nTony Stark: I cracked the Pentagon's firewall in high school on a dare.\nNick Fury: Yeah, well, I contacted our friends at the NEXUS about that.\nSteve Rogers: NEXUS?\nBruce Banner: It's the world internet hub in Oslo, every byte of data flows through there, fastest access on earth.\nClint Barton: So what'd they say?\nNick Fury: He's fixated on the missiles, but the codes are constantly being changed.\nTony Stark: By whom?\nNick Fury: Parties unknown.\nNatasha Romanoff: Do we have an ally?\nNick Fury: Ultron's got an enemy, that's not the same thing. Still, I'd pay folding money to know who it is.\nTony Stark: I might need to visit Oslo, find our \"unknown.\"\nNatasha Romanoff: Well, this is good times, boss, but I was kind of hoping when I saw you, you'd have more than that.\nNick Fury: I do, I have you. Back in the day, I had eyes everywhere, ears everywhere else. Here we all are, back on earth, with nothing but our wit, and our will to save the world. So stand. Outwit the platinum bastard.\nNatasha Romanoff: Steve doesn't like that kind of talk.\nSteve Rogers: You know what, Romanoff?\nNick Fury: So what does he want?\nSteve Rogers: To become better. Better than us. He keeps building bodies.\nTony Stark: Person bodies. The human form is inefficient, biologically speaking, we're outmoded. But he keeps coming back to it.\nNatasha Romanoff: When you two programmed him to protect the human race, you amazingly failed.\nBruce Banner: They don't need to be protected, they need to evolve. Ultron's going to evolve.\nNick Fury: How?\nBruce Banner: Has anyone been in contact with Helen Cho?\nDr. Helen Cho: It's beautiful. The Vibranium atoms aren't just compatible with the tissue cells, they're binding them. And SHIELD never even thought...\nUltron: The most versatile substance on the planet and they used it to make a Frisbee. Typical of humans, they scratch the surface and never think to look within.\nSteve Rogers: I'll take Natasha and Clint.\nTony Stark: Alright, strictly recon. I'll hit the NEXUS, I'll join you as soon as I can.\nSteve Rogers: If Ultron is really building a body...\nTony Stark: He'll be more powerful than any of us. Maybe all of us. An android designed by a robot.\nSteve Rogers: You know I really miss the days when the weirdest thing science ever created was me.\nNick Fury: I'll drop Banner off at the tower. Do you mind if I borrow Ms. Hill?\nTony Stark: She's all yours, apparently. What are you gonna do?\nNick Fury: I don't know. Something dramatic, I hope.\nClint Barton: I'm gonna finish re-flooring that sunroom as soon as I get back.\nLaura Barton: Yeah, and then you'll find another part of the house to tear apart.\nClint Barton: No. It's the last project. I promise.\nErik Selvig: This is it. The Water of Sight.\nThor: In every realm, there's a reflection. If the water spirits accept me, I can return to my dream, and find what I missed.\nErik Selvig: The men who enter that water, the legends don't end well.\nTony Stark: A hacker who's faster than Ultron? He could be anywhere. And as this is the center of everything, I'm just a guy looking for a needle in the world's biggest haystack.\nWorld Hub Tech: How do you find it?\nTony Stark: Pretty simple. You bring a magnet. Oh, I'm decrypting nuclear codes and you don't want me to. Come and get me.\nHeimdall: Wake up!\nErik Selvig: Thor!\nUltron: Extinction.\nDr. Helen Cho: Cellular cohesion will take a few hours, but we can initiate the consciousness stream. We're uploading your cerebral matrix...now.\nWanda Maximoff: I can read him. He is dreaming.\nDr. Helen Cho: I wouldn't call it dreams. It's Ultron's base consciousness, informational noise. Soon...\nUltron: How soon? I'm not being pushy.\nDr. Helen Cho: We're imprinting a physical brain. There are no shortcuts. Even if your magic gem is...\nWanda Maximoff: How could you?\nUltron: How could I what?\nWanda Maximoff: You said we would destroy the Avengers, make a better world.\nUltron: It will be better.\nWanda Maximoff: When everyone is dead.\nUltron: That is not...! The human race will have every opportunity to improve.\nPietro Maximoff: And if they don't?\nUltron: Ask Noah.\nWanda Maximoff: You're a madman.\nUltron: There were more than a dozen extinction level events before even the dinosaurs got theirs. When the Earth starts to settle, God throws a stone at it, and believe me, he's winding up. We have to evolve. There's no room for the weak.\nPietro Maximoff: And who decides who's weak?\nUltron: Life. Life always decides. There's incoming. The Quinjet. We have to move.\nDr. Helen Cho: That's not a problem.\nUltron: Ah, wait, guys!. They'll understand. When they see they'll understand. I just need a little more time.\nSteve Rogers: Two minutes. Stay close. Dr. Cho!\nDr. Helen Cho: He's uploading himself into the body.\nSteve Rogers: Where?\nDr. Helen Cho: The real power is inside the Cradle. The gem, its power is uncontainable. You can't just blow it up. You have to get the Cradle to Stark.\nSteve Rogers: First I have to find it.\nDr. Helen Cho: Go.\nSteve Rogers: Did you guys copy that?\nClint Barton: We did.\nNatasha Romanoff: I got a private jet taking off, across town, no manifest. That could be him.\nClint Barton: There. It's the truck from the lab. Right above you, Cap. On the loop by the bridge. It's them. I got three with the Cradle, one in the cab. I could take out the driver.\nSteve Rogers: Negative! If that truck crashes, the gem could level the city. We need to draw out Ultron.\nUltron: No, no, no, no, no. Leave me alone!\nSteve Rogers: Well, he's definitely unhappy! I'm gonna try and keep him that way.\nClint Barton: You're not a match for him, Cap.\nSteve Rogers: Thanks, Barton.\nUltron: You know what's in that Cradle? The power to make real change, and that terrifies you.\nSteve Rogers: I wouldn't call it a comfort.\nUltron: Stop it!\nClint Barton: We got a window. Four, three...give 'em hell.\nNatasha Romanoff: I'm always picking up after you boys.\nClint Barton: They're heading under the overpass, I've got no shot.\nNatasha Romanoff: Which way?\nClint Barton: Hard right... Now.\nNatasha Romanoff: Out of the way! Coming through! Sorry, coming through!\nSteve Rogers: Come on!\nNatasha Romanoff: Clint, can you draw out the guards?\nClint Barton: Let's find out.\nNatasha Romanoff: Beep beep!\nClint Barton: Heading back towards you. So whatever you're going to do, do it now.\nNatasha Romanoff: I'm going in, Cap can you keep him occupied?\nSteve Rogers: What do you think I've been doing?\nClint Barton: The package is airborne. I have a clean shot.\nNatasha Romanoff: Negative. I am still in the truck.\nClint Barton: What the hell are you...?\nNatasha Romanoff: Just be ready, I'm sending the package to you.\nClint Barton: How do you want me to take it?\nNatasha Romanoff: Uhh, you might wish you hadn't asked that.\nUltron: Please. Don't do this.\nWanda Maximoff: What choice do we have?\nSteve Rogers: I lost him! He's headed your way.\nClint Barton: Nat, we gotta go. Nat! Cap, you see Nat?\nSteve Rogers: If you have the package, get it to Stark! Go!\nClint Barton: Do you have eyes on Nat?\nSteve Rogers: Go! Civilians in our path. Can you stop this thing?\nPietro Maximoff: I'm fine. I just need to take a minute.\nSteve Rogers: I'm very tempted not to give you one.\nWanda Maximoff: The Cradle, did you get it?\nSteve Rogers: Stark will take care of it.\nWanda Maximoff: No, he won't.\nSteve Rogers: You don't know what you're talking about, Stark's not crazy.\nWanda Maximoff: He will do anything to make things right.\nSteve Rogers: Stark, come in. Stark. Anyone on comms?\nWanda Maximoff: Ultron can't tell the difference between saving the world and destroying it. Where do you think he gets that?\nBruce Banner: Anything on Nat?\nTony Stark: Haven't heard. But she's alive, or Ultron'd be rubbing our faces in it.\nClint Barton: This is sealed tight.\nBruce Banner: We're going to need to access the program, break it down from within.\nTony Stark: Hm. Any chance Natasha might leave you a message, outside the internet, old school spy stuff?\nClint Barton: There's some nets I can cast. Yeah, alright. I'll find her.\nBruce Banner: I can work on tissue degeneration, if you can fry whatever operational system Cho implanted.\nTony Stark: Yeah, about that.\nBruce Banner: No.\nTony Stark: You have to trust me.\nBruce Banner: Kinda don't.\nTony Stark: Our ally? The guy protecting the military's nuclear codes? I found him.\nJarvis: Hello, Dr. Banner.\nTony Stark: Ultron didn't go after JARVIS cause he was angry. He attacked him because he was scared of what he can do. So JARVIS went underground. Okay? Scattered, dumped his memory. But not his protocols. He didn't even know he was in there, until I pieced him together.\nBruce Banner: So, you want me to help you put JARVIS into this thing?\nTony Stark: No, of course not! I want to help you put JARVIS in this thing. We're out of my field here. You know bio-organics better than anyone.\nBruce Banner: And you just assume that JARVIS' operational matrix can beat Ultron's?\nTony Stark: JARVIS has been beating him from inside without knowing it. This is the opportunity, we can create Ultron's perfect self, without the homicidal glitches he thinks are his winning personality. We have to.\nJarvis: I believe it's worth a go.\nBruce Banner: No, I'm in a loop! I'm caught in a time loop, this is exactly where it all went wrong.\nTony Stark: I know, I know. I know what everyone's going to say, but they're already saying it. We're mad scientists. We're monsters, buddy. You gotta own it. Make a stand. It's not a loop. It's the end of the line.\nUltron: I wasn't sure you'd wake up. I hoped you would, I wanted to show you something. I don't have anyone else. I think a lot about meteors, the purity of them. Boom! The end, start again. The world made clean for the new man to rebuild. I was meant to be new. I was meant to be beautiful. The world would've looked to the sky and seen hope, seen mercy. Instead they'll look up in horror because of you. You've wounded me. I give you full marks for that. But, like the man said, \"What doesn't kill me... \"...just makes me stronger.\"\nTony Stark: This framework is not compatible.\nBruce Banner: The genetic coding tower's at ninety-seven percent. You have got to upload that schematic in the next three minutes.\nSteve Rogers: I'm gonna say this once.\nTony Stark: How about \"nonce\"?\nSteve Rogers: Shut it down!\nTony Stark: Nope, not gonna happen.\nSteve Rogers: You don't know what you're doing.\nBruce Banner: And you do? She's not in your head?\nWanda Maximoff: I know you're angry.\nBruce Banner: Oh, we're way past that. I could choke the life out of you and never change a shade.\nSteve Rogers: Banner, after everything that's happened...\nTony Stark: That's nothing compared to what's coming!\nWanda Maximoff: You don't know what's in there!\nSteve Rogers: This isn't a game...\nWanda Maximoff: The creature...!\nPietro Maximoff: No, no. Go on. You were saying?\nWanda Maximoff: Pietro!\nClint Barton: What? You didn't see that coming?\nBruce Banner: Go ahead, piss me off. Wait!\nVision: I'm sorry, that was...odd. Thank you.\nSteve Rogers: Thor, you helped create this?\nThor: I've had a vision. A whirlpool that sucks in all hope of life and at it's center is that.\nBruce Banner: What, the gem?\nThor: It's the Mind Stone. It's one of the six Infinity Stones, the greatest power in the universe, unparalleled in its destructive capabilities.\nSteve Rogers: Then why would you bring it to...\nThor: Because Stark is right.\nBruce Banner: Oh, it's definitely the end times.\nThor: The Avengers cannot defeat Ultron.\nVision: Not alone.\nSteve Rogers: Why does your \"vision\" sound like JARVIS?\nTony Stark: We...we reconfigured JARVIS' matrix to create something new.\nSteve Rogers: I think I've had my fill of new.\nVision: You think I'm a child of Ultron?\nSteve Rogers: You're not?\nVision: I'm not Ultron. I'm not JARVIS. I am...I am.\nWanda Maximoff: I looked in your head and saw annihilation.\nVision: Look again.\nClint Barton: Yeah. Her seal of approval means jack to me.\nThor: Their powers, the horrors in our heads, Ultron himself, they all came from the Mind Stone, and they're nothing compared to what it can unleash. But with it on our side...\nSteve Rogers: Is it? Are you? On our side?\nVision: I don't think it's that simple.\nClint Barton: Well it better get real simple real soon.\nVision: I am on the side of life. Ultron isn't, he will end it all.\nTony Stark: What's he waiting for?\nVision: You.\nBruce Banner: Where?\nClint Barton: Sokovia. He's got Nat there too.\nBruce Banner: If we're wrong about you, if you're the monster that Ultron made you to be...\nVision: What will you do? I don't want to kill Ultron. He's unique, and he's in pain. But that pain will roll over the earth, so he must be destroyed. Every form he's built, every trace of his presence on the net, we have to act now. And not one of us can do it without the others. Maybe I am a monster. I don't think I'd know if I were one. I'm not what you are, and not what you intended. So there may be no way to make you trust me. But we need to go.\nThor: Right. Well done.\nSteve Rogers: Three minutes. Get what you need.\nFriday: Good evening, boss.\nTony Stark: No way we all get through this. If even one tin soldier is left standing, we've lost. It's gonna be blood on the floor.\nSteve Rogers: I got no plans tomorrow night.\nTony Stark: I get first crack at the big guy. Iron Man's the one he's waiting for.\nVision: That's true, he hates you the most.\nSteve Rogers: Ultron knows we're coming. Odds are we'll be riding into heavy fire, and that's what we signed up for. But the people of Sokovia, they didn't. So our priority is getting them out.\nPietro Maximoff: We're under attack! Clear the city, now! Get off your asses.\nSteve Rogers: All they want is to live their lives in peace, and that's not going to happen today. But we can do our best to protect them. And we can get the job done, and find out what Ultron's been building. We find Romanoff, and we clear the field. Keep the fight between us. Ultron thinks we're monsters and we're what's wrong with the world. This isn't just about beating him. It's about whether he's right.\nBruce Banner: Natasha! Natasha!\nNatasha Romanoff: Bruce?\nBruce Banner: You alright?\nNatasha Romanoff: Yeah.\nBruce Banner: The team's in the city, it's about to light up.\nNatasha Romanoff: I don't suppose you found a key lying around somewhere?\nBruce Banner: Yeah, I did.\nNatasha Romanoff: So what's our play?\nBruce Banner: I'm here to get you to safety.\nNatasha Romanoff: Job's not finished.\nBruce Banner: We could help with the evacuation, but I can't be in a fight near civilians. And you've done plenty. Our fight is over.\nNatasha Romanoff: So we just disappear?\nFriday: Your man's in the church, boss. I think he's waiting for you.\nUltron: Come to confess your sins?\nTony Stark: I don't know, how much time you got?\nUltron: More than you.\nTony Stark: Uhhh. Have you been juicing? A little Vibranium cocktail? You're looking, I don't wanna say, puffy...\nUltron: You're stalling to protect the people.\nTony Stark: Well, that is the mission. Did you forget?\nUltron: I've moved beyond your mission. I'm free. What, you think you're the only one stalling?\nFriday: There's the rest of the Vibranium. Function: still unclear.\nUltron: This is how you end, Tony. This is peace in my time.\nSteve Rogers: Go!\nWanda Maximoff: Get off the bridge! Run!\nVision: Ultron.\nUltron: My Vision. They really did take everything from me.\nVision: You set the terms, you can change them.\nUltron: Alright.\nTony Stark: FRIDAY! The Vision?\nFriday: Boss, it's working. He's burning Ultron out of the net, he won't escape through there.\nUltron: You shut me out! You think I care? You take away my world, I take away yours.\nTony Stark: FRIDAY?\nFriday: Sokovia's going for a ride.\nUltron: Do you see? The beauty of it, the inevitability. You rise, only to fall. You, Avengers, you are my meteor, my swift and terrible sword and the earth will crack with the weight of your failure. Purge me from your computers, turn my own flesh against me. It means nothing. When the dust settles, the only thing living in this world will be metal.\nBruce Banner: We gotta move.\nNatasha Romanoff: You're not going to turn green?\nBruce Banner: I've got a compelling reason not to lose my cool.\nNatasha Romanoff: I adore you. But I need the other guy. Let's finish the job. I really hope this makes us even. Now go be a hero.\nFriday: The Vibranium core has got a magnetic field, that's what's keeping the rock together.\nTony Stark: If it drops?\nFriday: Right now the impact would kill thousands. Once it gets high enough: Global extinction. That building's not clear, Tenth floor.\nTony Stark: Hi. Okay. Get in the tub!\nFriday: I got airborne, heading up to the bridge.\nTony Stark: Cap, you got incoming.\nSteve Rogers: Incoming already came in. Stark, you worry about bringing the city back down safely. The rest of us have one job: tear these things apart. You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed, walk it off.\nClint Barton: Go, go, move!\nWanda Maximoff: How could I let this happen?\nClint Barton: Hey, hey, you okay?\nWanda Maximoff: This is all our fault.\nClint Barton: Hey, look at me. It's your fault, it's everyone's fault, who cares. Are you up for this? Are you? Look, I just need to know, cause the city is flying. Okay, look, the city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense. But I'm going back out there because it's my job. Okay? And I can't do my job and babysit. It doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight, and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good, I'll send your brother to come find you, but if you step out that door, you are an Avenger. Alright, good chat. Yeah, the city is flying.\nSteve Rogers: I got you! Just look at me.\nUltron: You can't save them all. You'll never...\nSteve Rogers: You'll never what? You didn't finish! What, were you napping?\nUltron: Thor! You're bothering me.\nClint Barton: Alright, we're all clear here.\nSteve Rogers: We are not clear! We are very not clear!\nClint Barton: Alright, coming to you.\nPietro Maximoff: Keep up old man!\nClint Barton: Nobody would know. Nobody. \"The last I saw him, when Ultron was sitting on him. Uh...yeah, he'll be missed, that quick little bastard. I miss him already.\"\nSteve Rogers: Romanoff!\nNatasha Romanoff: Thanks.\nFriday: The anti-gravs are rigged to flip. Touch 'em, they'll go full reverse thrust. The city's not coming down slow.\nTony Stark: The spire's Vibranium. If I get Thor to hit it...\nFriday: It'll crack, but that's not enough, the impact would still be devastating.\nTony Stark: Maybe if we cap the other end, keep the atomic action doubling back.\nFriday: That could vaporize the city, and everyone on it.\nSteve Rogers: The next wave's gonna hit any minute. What have you got, Stark?\nTony Stark: Well, nothing great. Maybe a way to blow up the city. That'll keep it from impacting the surface if you guys can get clear.\nSteve Rogers: I asked for a solution, not an escape plan.\nTony Stark: Impact radius is getting bigger every second. We're going to have to make a choice.\nNatasha Romanoff: Cap, these people are going nowhere. If Stark finds a way to blow this rock...\nSteve Rogers: Not 'til everyone's safe.\nNatasha Romanoff: Everyone up here versus everyone down there? There's no math there.\nSteve Rogers: I'm not leaving this rock with one civilian on it.\nNatasha Romanoff: I didn't say we should leave. There's worse ways to go. Where else am I gonna get a view like this?\nNick Fury: Glad you like the view, Romanoff. It's about to get better. Nice, right? I pulled her out of mothballs with a couple of old friends. She's dusty, but she'll do.\nSteve Rogers: Fury, you son of a bitch.\nNick Fury: Oooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?\nMaria Hill: Altitude is eighteen thousand and climbing.\nSpecialist Cameron Klein: Lifeboats secure to deploy. Disengage in three, two...take 'em out.\nPietro Maximoff: This is SHIELD?\nSteve Rogers: This is what SHIELD's supposed to be.\nPietro Maximoff: This is not so bad.\nSteve Rogers: Let's load 'em up.\nMaria Hill: Sir, we have multiple bogies converging on our starboard flank.\nNick Fury: Show 'em what we got.\nMaria Hill: You're up.\nJames Rhodes: Yes! Now this is gonna be a good story.\nTony Stark: Yep. If you live to tell it.\nJames Rhodes: You think I can't hold my own?\nTony Stark: We get through this, I'll hold your own.\nJames Rhodes: You had to make it weird.\nClint Barton: Alright, let's load 'em up! Alright, here we go. Here we go, let's move. Let's go everyone!\nSpecialist Cameron Klein: Number six boat is topped and locked. Or, uh, or stocked, topped. It...it's, uh, full of people.\nMaria Hill: Incoming!\nSpecialist Cameron Klein: Oh, God!\nUltron: You think you're saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early and it's still billions dead. Even you can't stop that.\nThor: I am Thor, son of Odin, and as long as there is life in my breast, I am...running out of things to say! Are you ready?\nVision: It's terribly well balanced.\nThor: Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swing, so.\nTony Stark: I got it! Create a heat seal. I can...I can supercharge the spire from below.\nFriday: Running numbers. A heat seal could work with enough power.\nTony Stark: Thor, I got a plan!\nThor: We're out of time. They're coming for the core.\nTony Stark: Rhodey, get the rest of the people on board that carrier.\nJames Rhodes: On it.\nTony Stark: Avengers, time to work for a living.\nPietro Maximoff: You good?\nWanda Maximoff: Yeah.\nTony Stark: Romanoff? You and Banner better not be playing \"hide the zucchini.\"\nNatasha Romanoff: Relax, Shell-head. Not all of us can fly. What's the drill?\nTony Stark: This is the drill. If Ultron gets a hand on the core, we lose.\nThor: Is that the best you can do?\nSteve Rogers: You had to ask.\nUltron: This is the best I can do. This is exactly what I wanted. All of you, against all of me. How could you possibly hope to stop me?\nTony Stark: Well, like the old man said. Together.\nUltron: You know, with the benefit of hindsight...\nThor: They'll try to leave the city.\nTony Stark: We can't let 'em, not even one. Rhodey!\nJames Rhodes: I'm on it. Oh, no, I didn't say you could leave. War Machine, comin' at you, right ... Okay, what?\nSteve Rogers: We gotta move out. Even I can tell the air is getting thin. You guys get to the boats, I'll sweep for stragglers, be right behind you.\nClint Barton: What about the core?\nWanda Maximoff: I'll protect it. It's my job. Get the people on the boats.\nPietro Maximoff: I'm not going to leave you here.\nWanda Maximoff: I can handle this. Come back for me when everyone else is off, not before.\nPietro Maximoff: Hmm.\nWanda Maximoff: You understand?\nPietro Maximoff: You know, I'm twelve minutes older than you.\nWanda Maximoff: Go.\nFriday: Boss, power levels are way below opt...\nTony Stark: Re-route everything. We get one shot at this.\nClint Barton: I know what I need to do. The dining room! If I knock out that east wall, it'll make a nice work space for Laura, huh? Put up some baffling, she can't hear the kids running around, what do you think?\nNatasha Romanoff: You guys always eat in the kitchen anyway.\nClint Barton: No one eats in a dining room. We don't have a lot of time.\nNatasha Romanoff: So get your ass on a boat. Hey, big guy. Sun's getting real low.\nZrinka: Costel? We were in the market. Costel?!\nTony Stark: Thor, I'm gonna need you back in the church.\nThor: Is this the last of them?\nSteve Rogers: Yeah. Everyone else is on the carrier.\nTony Stark: You know, if this works, we maybe don't walk away.\nThor: Maybe not.\nUltron: I got no strings, so I have fun. I'm not tied up to anyone.\nPietro Maximoff: You didn't see that coming.\nUltron: Oh, for God's sake!\nClint Barton: No, no. I'm fine. Oh, it's been a long day.\nUltron: Wanda, if you stay here, you'll die.\nWanda Maximoff: I just did. Do you know how it felt? It felt like that.\nTony Stark: Thor, on my mark. Now!\nNatasha Romanoff: Hey, big guy. We did it, the job's finished. Now I need you to turn this bird around, okay? We can't track you in stealth mode, so help me out. I need you t...\nVision: You're afraid.\nUltron: Of you?\nVision: Of death. You're the last one.\nUltron: You were supposed to be the last. Stark asked for a savior, and settled for a slave.\nVision: I suppose we're both disappointments.\nUltron: I suppose we are.\nVision: Humans are odd. They think order and chaos are somehow opposites, and try to control what won't be. But there is grace in their failings. I think you missed that.\nUltron: They're doomed.\nVision: Yes. But a thing isn't beautiful because it lasts. It's a privilege to be among them.\nUltron: You're unbearably naive.\nVision: Well, I was born yesterday.\nLaura Barton: Say hi to Auntie Nat.\nNatasha Romanoff: Fat.\nNick Fury: One of our tech boys flagged this, splashed down in the Banda Sea. Could be the Quinjet. But with Stark's stealth tech, we still can't track the damn thing.\nNatasha Romanoff: Right.\nNick Fury: Probably jumped out and swam to Fiji. He'll send a postcard.\nNatasha Romanoff: \"Wish you were here.\" You sent me to recruit him, way back when. Did you know then what was going to happen?\nNick Fury: You never know. You hope for the best and make do with what you get. I got a great team.\nNatasha Romanoff: Nothing lasts forever.\nNick Fury: Trouble, Miss Romanoff. No matter who wins or loses, trouble still comes around.\nSteve Rogers: The rules have changed.\nTony Stark: We're dealing with something new.\nSteve Rogers: Well, the Vision's artificial intelligence.\nTony Stark: A machine.\nSteve Rogers: So it doesn't count.\nTony Stark: No. It's not like a person lifting the hammer.\nSteve Rogers: Right. Different rules for us.\nTony Stark: Nice guy, but artificial.\nSteve Rogers: Thank you.\nThor: If he can wield the hammer, he can keep the Mind Stone. It's safe with the Vision and these days, safe is in short supply.\nSteve Rogers: But if you put the hammer in an elevator...\nTony Stark: It would still go up.\nSteve Rogers: Elevator's not worthy.\nThor: I'm going to miss these little talks of ours.\nTony Stark: Well, not if you don't leave.\nThor: I have no choice. The Mind Stone is the fourth of the Infinity Stones to show up in the last few years. That's not a coincidence. Someone has been playing an intricate game and has made pawns of us. But once all these pieces are in position...\nTony Stark: Triple Yahtzee?\nSteve Rogers: You think you can find out what's coming?\nThor: I do. Besides this one, there's nothing that can't be explained.\nTony Stark: That man has no regard for lawn maintenance. I'm gonna miss him though. And you're gonna miss me. There's gonna be a lot of manful tears.\nSteve Rogers: I will miss you, Tony.\nTony Stark: Yeah? Well, it's time for me to tap out. Maybe I should take a page out of Barton's book and build Pepper a farm, hope nobody blows it up.\nSteve Rogers: The simple life.\nTony Stark: You'll get there one day.\nSteve Rogers: I don't know, family, stability. The guy who wanted all that went in the ice seventy-five years ago. I think someone else came out.\nTony Stark: You alright?\nSteve Rogers: I'm home. You want to keep staring at the wall, or do you want to go to work? I mean, it's a pretty interesting wall.\nNatasha Romanoff: I thought you and Tony were still gazing into each other's eyes. How do we look?\nSteve Rogers: Well, we're not the '27 Yankees.\nNatasha Romanoff: We've got some hitters.\nSteve Rogers: They're good. They're not a team.\nNatasha Romanoff: Let's beat 'em into shape.\nSteve Rogers: Avengers...!\nThanos: Fine, I'll do it myself."}
{"text": "Hank Pym: Stark.\nMitchell Carson: He doesn't seem happy.\nHoward Stark: Hello, Hank. You're supposed to be in Moscow.\nHank Pym: I took a detour. Through your defense lab.\nPeggy Carter: Tell me that isn't what I think it is.\nHank Pym: It depends, if you think it's a poor attempt to replicate my work. Even for this group, that takes nerve.\nMitchell Carson: You were instructed to go to Russia. May I remind you, Dr. Pym, that you're a soldier...\nHank Pym: I'm a scientist.\nHoward Stark: Then act like one. The Pym Particle is the most revolutionary science ever developed, help us put it to good use.\nHank Pym: I let you turn me into your errand boy, and now you try to steal my research?\nMitchell Carson: If only you'd protected Janet with such ferocity, Dr. Pym.\nHank Pym: Oh, god.\nPeggy Carter: Easy, Hank.\nHank Pym: You mention my wife again and I'll show you ferocity.\nHoward Stark: Don't look at me, you said it.\nHank Pym: I formally tender my resignation.\nHoward Stark: We don't accept it. Formally. Hank, we need you. The Pym Particle is a miracle. Please, don't let your past determine the future.\nHank Pym: As long as I am alive, nobody will ever get that formula.\nMitchell Carson: We shouldn't let him leave the building.\nPeggy Carter: You've already lied to him, now you want to go to war with him?\nMitchell Carson: Yes! Our scientists haven't come close to replicating his work.\nHoward Stark: He just kicked your ass full size. You really want to find out what it's like when you can't see him coming? I've known Hank Pym for a long time, he's no security risk. Unless we make him one.\nPeachy: You like that? You like that? Come get you some then!\nScott Lang: You didn't even move.\nPeachy: Nah.\nScott Lang: I mean, what if I come in on the left side, right? Just out here and see this here...\nPeachy: I'm gonna miss you, Scott.\nScott Lang: I'm gonna miss you too, Peachy. Man, you guys got the weirdest goodbye rituals.\nLuis: Scotty! What's up, man! Damn!\nScott Lang: Hey! Hey, man.\nLuis: Hey, what's up with your eye?\nScott Lang: Oh, well, what do you think. Peachy. His going away present.\nLuis: Oh, yeah, I still got my scar from a year ago.\nScott Lang: Oh yeah.\nLuis: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know what? I'm still the only one to knock him out.\nScott Lang: Well, I definitely didn't. Thanks for picking me up, brother.\nLuis: Oh, you know, you think I'm gonna miss my cellie getting out?\nScott Lang: Hey, how's your girl, man?\nLuis: Uh, she left me.\nScott Lang: Oh.\nLuis: Yeah, my mom died too. And my dad got deported. But I got the van!\nScott Lang: It's nice!\nLuis: Yeah, right?\nScott Lang: Thanks for the hook-up too. I needed a place to stay.\nLuis: You wait 'til you see this couch, you're gonna be really happy. You're gonna be on your feet in no time, watch.\nScott Lang: I hope so.\nLuis: Yeah. And I gotta introduce you to some people, some really skilled people.\nScott Lang: Not interested.\nLuis: Yeah right!\nScott Lang: No, I'm serious, man. I'm not going back. I got a daughter to take care of.\nLuis: You know that jobs don't come easy for ex-cons, right?\nScott Lang: Look man, I got a masters in electrical engineering, alright? I'm gonna be fine. Welcome to Baskin Robbins. Would you like to try our Mango Fruit Blast?\nIce Cream Store Customer: Uh, no thanks. Um, I will have... I'll have a burger, please.\nScott Lang: Oh, we don't... we don't make that.\nIce Cream Store Customer: Pretzel. Hot pretzel, like, mustard... in mustard dip?\nScott Lang: It's ice cream. Baskin Robbins.\nIce Cream Store Customer: I'll just do with whatever's hot and fresh.\nScott Lang: Dude.\nDale: Can I see you in the back, chief? Pronto.\nScott Lang: Sure thing, Dale. Darby, could you just, uh... ...take care of this idiot? Thanks. Hiya, Dale.\nDale: Come on in. Pull up some chair. Three years in San Quentin, huh?\nScott Lang: You found out.\nDale: Baskin Robbins always finds out.\nScott Lang: Look, I'm sorry, alright, but I... no one would hire me.\nDale: Breaking and entering. Grand larceny.\nScott Lang: Look, I'm... I'm sorry, I... you know, it was... I don't do it anymore. I'm just trying...\nDale: Respect. I couldn't be happier about it.\nScott Lang: Really?\nDale: Yeah, yeah.\nScott Lang: Oh, thank you, thank you.\nDale: You really stuck it to those billionaire S.O.Bs. And the more I read about what you did and stuff, I'm like, \"Wow, I know this guy? I'm in charge of this guy?\" Yeesh!\nScott Lang: Well, I'm very happy in this job, and I'm... I really just appreciate the opportunities and...\nDale: Yeah, yeah. Well, you're fired of course. I mean, I can't really keep you on.\nScott Lang: Wait, what? Fired?\nDale: Yeah.\nScott Lang: Dale, look, it wasn't a violent crime, I mean, I'm a good worker.\nDale: No, it wasn't a violent crime. It was a cool crime. I'll tell you what, though, this'd be totally off the books, off the records, but, uh... if you want to grab one of those Mango Fruit Blasts on your way out the door, I'll just pretend I didn't see it.\nLuis: Hey, Scotty, what's up? I thought you were supposed to be at work?\nScott Lang: I was, I got fired.\nLuis: Damn! They find out who you are?\nScott Lang: Yep.\nLuis: Baskin Robbins always finds out, bro.\nDave: Baskin Robbins don't play.\nLuis: You want some waffles?\nScott Lang: Yeah, I'll take a waffle.\nLuis: Oh. That's Kurt. He was in Folsom for 5 years, he's a wizard on that laptop.\nKurt: Nice to meet you.\nScott Lang: Yeah, nice to meet you too. And who are you?\nDave: Dave. Nice work on the Vista job.\nKurt: Vista job? Yes. No, no, I have heard of this robbery.\nScott Lang: Well, technically, I didn't rob them. Robbery involves threat. I hate violence, I burgled them. I'm a cat burglar.\nDave: You mean you're a pussy?\nScott Lang: Yeah.\nLuis: They were overcharging the customers, right? And it added up to millions. He blows the whistle and he gets fired. And what does he do? He hacks into the security system, and transfers millions back to the people that they stole it from.\nDave: Posts all the bank records online.\nLuis: And he drove dude's Bentley into a swimming pool.\nScott Lang: What are you doing? Hmm? Why are you telling my life's story to these guys? What do you want?\nLuis: Okay. My cousin talked to this guy two weeks ago about this little, perfect job.\nScott Lang: No way.\nLuis: No, no, no. Wait! This guy... this guy fits your M.O.\nScott Lang: No! I'm finished man. I'm not going back to jail.\nLuis: It's some retired millionaire living off his golden parachute, It's a perfect Scott Lang mark.\nScott Lang: I don't care. I'm out.\nPym Tech Gate Guard: Dr. Pym?\nHank Pym: Yes. I'm still alive.\nPym Tech Security Guard: I.D.\nHank Pym: Perhaps that will suffice.\nPym Tech Security Guard: I'm very sorry, sir. Please come in.\nPym Tech Employee: Is that Hank Pym?\nHope Van Dyne: Good morning, Hank.\nHank Pym: Hope. Would it kill you to call me dad?\nHope Van Dyne: Well, Dr. Cross will be so please that you could find the time to join us today.\nDarren Cross: More like, thrilled.\nHank Pym: I was surprised to receive any kind of invitation from you, Darren. What's the occasion?\nDarren Cross: Oh, you'll see. Won't he, Hope?\nHope Van Dyne: We're ready for you inside.\nDarren Cross: Ouch. I guess some old wounds never heal, huh? Don't worry, she's in good hands. You're in for a treat.\nMitchell Carson: Long time no see, Dr. Pym. How's retirement?\nHank Pym: How's your face?\nHope Van Dyne: After you.\nDarren Cross: Now before we start I'd like to introduce a very special guest, this company's founder and my mentor, Dr. Hank Pym. When I took over this company for Dr. Pym, I immediately started researching a particle that could change the distance between atoms while increasing density and strength. Why this revolutionary idea remained buried beneath the dust and cobwebs of Hank's research, I couldn't tell you. But just imagine. A soldier the size of an insect. The ultimate secret weapon. An \"Ant-Man\". That's what they called you. Right, Hank? Silly, I know. Propaganda. Tales to astonish. Trumped up B.S. to scare the U.S.S.R. Hank, will you tell our guests what you told me every single time I asked you, was the Ant-Man real?\nHank Pym: Just a tall tale.\nDarren Cross: Right. Because how could anything so miraculous possibly be real? Well I was inspired by the legend of the Ant-Man. And with my breakthrough, shrinking inorganic material, I thought, could it be possible to shrink a person? Could that be done? Well, it's not a legend anymore. Distinguished guests, I am proud to present the end of warfare as we know it: the Yellowjacket. The Yellowjacket is an all-purpose weapon of war capable of altering the size of the wearer for the ultimate combat advantage.\nVideo Voice Over: We live in an era in which the weapons we use to protect ourselves are undermined by constant surveillance. It's time to return to a simpler age. One where the powers of freedom can once again operate openly to protect their interests. An all-purpose peace-keeping vessel. The Yellowjacket can manage any conflict on the Geo-political landscape, completely unseen. Efficient in both preventative measures and tactical assault. Practical applications include: surveillance, industrial sabotage, and the elimination of obstructions on the road to peace. A single Yellowjacket offers the user unlimited influence to carry out protective actions and one day soon, an army of Yellowjackets will create a sustainable environment of well-being around the world. The Yellowjacket.\nFrank: So it's a suit.\nDarren Cross: Don't be crude, Frank. It's not a suit, it's a... it's a vessel. What's a matter, you're not impressed?\nFrank: Oh, I'm impressed. I'm also concerned. Imagine what our enemies could do with this tech.\nDarren Cross: We should have a longer conversation about that, Frank. I really value your opinion. Thank you for coming. Hope?\nHope Van Dyne: Thank you very much, everybody. I will escort you out now. Thank you.\nDarren Cross: You seem a bit shocked.\nHank Pym: Darren, there's a reason that I buried these secrets.\nDarren Cross: So you finally admit it. We could've done this together, Hank. But you ruined that. That's why you're the past and I'm the future.\nHank Pym: Don't do this.\nMitchell Carson: Dr. Cross. You sell to me first, twenty percent of your asking price, I can have the cash here in two weeks.\nDarren Cross: Deal.\nHope Van Dyne: We have to make our move, Hank.\nHank Pym: How close is he?\nHope Van Dyne: He still can't shrink a live subject. Just give me the suit and let me finish this once and for all.\nHank Pym: No.\nHope Van Dyne: I have Cross' complete trust.\nHank Pym: It's too dangerous.\nHope Van Dyne: We don't have a choice.\nHank Pym: Well, that's not entirely true.\nHope Van Dyne: I think I found a guy.\nHank Pym: Who?\nCassie Lang: Daddy!\nScott Lang: Peanut! Oh! Happy birthday! I'm so sorry I'm late, I didn't know what time your party started.\nCassie Lang: It was on the invitation!\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: He didn't get an invitation! But he came anyway.\nScott Lang: Well, I'm not going to miss my little girl's birthday party.\nCassie Lang: I'm gonna go tell mommy you're here.\nScott Lang: Oh, you don't...\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: What are you doing here, Lang? You haven't paid a dime in child support. You know, right now if I wanted to, I could arrest you.\nScott Lang: It's good to see you too, Paxton.\nCassie Lang: Mommy's so happy you're here, she choked on her drink.\nScott Lang: Hey, look what I have for you.\nCassie Lang: Can I open it now?\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Of course sweetheart, it's your birthday.\nHideous Rabbit: You're my bestest friend!\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: What is that thing?\nCassie Lang: He's so ugly! I love him! Can I go show my friends?\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Yeah, of course sweetheart, go ahead.\nHideous Rabbit: You're my bestest friend!\nScott Lang: Look, the child support is coming. Alright? It's just hard finding a job when you have a record.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: I'm sure you'll figure it out, but for now I want you out of my house.\nScott Lang: No, wait, it's my daughter's birthday!\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: It's my house!\nScott Lang: So what, it's my kid!\nMaggie Lang: Scott! You can't just show up here, you know that. Come on.\nScott Lang: It's her birthday party.\nMaggie Lang: Yeah, I know, but you can't just show up.\nScott Lang: She's my daughter.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: You don't know the first thing about being a father.\nScott Lang: Maggie, I tell you this as a friend, and as the first love of my life, your fiancé is an ass-hat.\nMaggie Lang: He's not an ass-hat.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Hey, watch your language. Okay?\nScott Lang: Oh, what language. I said hat. Really, Maggie? That guy? Come on, you could marry anyone you want, you have to get engaged to a cop?\nMaggie Lang: At least he's not a crook.\nScott Lang: I'm trying, okay? I've changed, and I'm straight, I had a job, and... I want to provide. I had a lot of time to think about it, and I love her. So much. I've missed so much time and I want to be a part of her life. What do I do?\nMaggie Lang: Get an apartment. Get a job, pay child support. And then we will talk about visitation, I promise. You're her hero, Scott. Just, be the person that she already thinks you are.\nDarren Cross: I'm sorry you have such deep concerns about the Yellowjacket, Frank.\nFrank: Yeah, well, uh, unfortunately we can't just do whatever we want. Would be nice though, right? But there are laws.\nDarren Cross: What laws? Of man? The laws of nature transcend the laws of man, and I've transcended the laws of nature.\nFrank: Darren, I don't think you understand...\nDarren Cross: Hm. We still haven't worked out all the bugs. Goodbye, Frank. You know I've been thinking a lot about gratitude lately, and today during my morning meditation, an interesting thought occurred to me and I think it might apply to you too.\nHope Van Dyne: How's that?\nDarren Cross: Gratitude can be forgiveness. I spent years carrying around my anger for Hank Pym. I devoted my genius to him. I could've worked anywhere. I chose my mentor poorly. You didn't even have a choice. He never believed in you. It's a shame what we had to do, but he forced us to do it, didn't he? But we shouldn't be angry, we should be grateful. Because his failures as a mentor, as a father, forced us to spread our wings.\nHope Van Dyne: You're a success, Darren. You deserve everything coming your way.\nLuis: Hey, what's up, hotshot?\nDave: Maybe he didn't hear you.\nLuis: How was the party?\nScott Lang: Tell me about that tip.\nLuis: What?\nScott Lang: I want to know about that tip.\nLuis: Ooh, baby, it's on!\nDave: Hot dog!\nLuis: It's so on right now!\nDave: Look who grew a pair!\nScott Lang: Calm down, alright? I just need to know where it came from, it's gotta be airtight.\nLuis: Okay. I was at a wine tasting with my cousin Ernesto, which was mainly reds, and you know I don't love reds man, you know? But there was a rosé that saved the day, it was delightful. And he tells me about this girl Emily that we used to kick it with, it was actually the first pair of boobs that I ever touched.\nScott Lang: It's the wrong details. It's wrong... It has nothing to do with the story. Go!\nLuis: So, uh, he tells me that she's working as a housekeeper now, right? And she's dating this dude Carlos who's a shot caller from across the bay and she tells him about the dude that she's cleaning for. Right? That he's, like, this big-shot CEO that is all retired now but he's loaded. And so, Carlos and Ernesto are on the same softball team and they get to talking, right? And here comes the good part. Carlos says: \"Yo, man. This guy's got a big-ass safe just sitting in the basement, just chillin'.\" Of course Ernesto comes to me cause he knows I've got mad thieving skills. Of course I ask him: \"Did Emily tell Carlos to tell you to get to me what kind of safe it was? And he says: \"Nah, dog. All she said is that it's, like, super legit, and whatever's in it has gotta be good!\nScott Lang: What?\nKurt: Old man have safe.\nLuis: And he's gone for a week.\nScott Lang: Alright. There's an old man, he's got a safe, and he's gone for a week. Let's just work with that.\nLuis: Y'know what I'm sayin'?\nKurt: Landlines cut, cell signals jammed. No one will be making for distress call tonight.\nLuis: All check.\nKurt: Check.\nDave: Check.\nLuis: If the job goes bad, you know I got your back, right?\nScott Lang: Don't worry, it's not gonna happen.\nLuis: I love it when he gets cocky.\nDave: Damn! Alarm is dead.\nLuis: Nice!\nScott Lang: Alright, I'm moving through the house. There's a fingerprint lock on the door.\nLuis: It's got a what? Ernesto didn't tell me nothin' about that. Aw, man, are we screwed?\nScott Lang: Not necessarily. I'm in.\nKurt: No alarms have been triggered. He's in like the Flynn.\nScott Lang: Oh, man.\nLuis: What is it?\nScott Lang: Well they weren't kidding, this safe is serious.\nLuis: How serious we talkin', Scotty?\nScott Lang: It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910, made from the same steel as the Titanic.\nLuis: Wow. Can you crack it?\nScott Lang: Well, here's the thing. It doesn't do so well in the cold. Remember what that iceberg did?\nLuis: Yeah, man, it killed DiCaprio.\nDave: It killed everybody.\nKurt: But not the old lady. She still threw the jewel into the oceans.\nLuis: What are you doing?\nScott Lang: I poured water in the locking mechanism and froze it with nitrogen. Ice expands, metal doesn't.\nLuis: What are you doing now?\nScott Lang: Waiting. Waiting. Nice.\nLuis: What is it, cash? Jewels?\nScott Lang: Well there's nothing here.\nLuis: What'd you say?\nScott Lang: It's a suit.\nLuis: What?\nScott Lang: It's an old motorcycle suit.\nLuis: There's no cash, no jewelry, nothing?\nScott Lang: No. It's a bust.\nLuis: I'm really sorry, Scotty. I know you needed a score.\nHope Van Dyne: I thought we were using mice?\nDarren Cross: What's the difference? Commence experiment 34C, organic atomic reduction.\nHope Van Dyne: Darren, maybe we should think...\nDarren Cross: Shrinking organic tissue is the centerpiece of this technology. I can't go to the buyers with half a breakthrough. Experiment 34C results: Negative. Sanitize the workstation, bring in subject 35C.\nScott Lang: Why would you lock this up? So weird.\nLuis: Scott, what's up man?\nScott Lang: I wonder... what is this?\nHank Pym: The world sure seems different from down here, doesn't it, Scott?\nScott Lang: What? Who... who said that? Luis! Luis, down here!\nHank Pym: It's a trial by fire, Scott. Or in this case, water. Guess you're tougher than you thought.\nScott Lang: Oh, I don't want to see this. Luis! Ahh! Son of a... !\nCab Driver: What the hell?\nHank Pym: Not bad for a test drive. Keep the suit, I'll be in touch.\nScott Lang: No, no. No, thank you.\nCop On Speaker: Put it down on the ground! You are under arrest!\nScott Lang: No, I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: You know, you almost had us convinced that you were going to change your ways. They were really rooting for you. It's gonna break their hearts.\nDetective: You got a visitor.\nScott Lang: Who?\nDetective: Your lawyer.\nScott Lang: My lawyer?\nHank Pym: I told you I'd be in touch, Scott. I'm starting to think that you prefer the inside of a jail cell.\nScott Lang: Oh, man.\nHank Pym: Sit down.\nScott Lang: Sir, I'm sorry I stole the suit. I don't even want to know why you have it.\nHank Pym: Maggie was right about you.\nScott Lang: How do you know about... ?\nHank Pym: The way she's trying to keep you away from Cassie. The moment things get hard, you turn right back to crime. The way I see it, you have a choice. You can either spend the rest of your life in prison or go back to your cell and await further instructions.\nScott Lang: I don't understand.\nHank Pym: No, I don't expect you to. But you don't have many options right now. Quite frankly, neither do I. Why do you think I let you steal that suit in the first place?\nScott Lang: What?\nHank Pym: Second chances don't come around all that much. So next time you think you might see one I suggest you take a real close look at it.\nMaggie Lang: Are you sure you don't want a different toy? Are you sure you don't want a different toy?\nCassie Lang: No, I love this one.\nMaggie Lang: Okay. Well, get some sleep then. I love you.\nCassie Lang: Mommy?\nMaggie Lang: Hm?\nCassie Lang: Is daddy a bad man? I heard some grownups say he's bad.\nMaggie Lang: No. Daddy just gets confused sometimes, you know?\nHank Pym: Smart choice. You actually listened for once. Under the door.\nScott Lang: Okay. Where to now?\nHank Pym: Hang tight.\nScott Lang: What? What?!\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Where the hell did he go?\nDetective: I have no idea, he just vanished. Set up a five block perimeter, now!\nScott Lang: Get back, get back, get back!\nHank Pym: Scott, these are my associates.\nScott Lang: Huh? You got a camera on an ant? Yeah, sure, why not? Where's the car?\nHank Pym: No car, we've got wings. Incoming! Put your foot on the central node and not the thorax.\nScott Lang: Are you ki... ? How safe's this... ?\nHank Pym: Get on the damn ant, Scott!\nScott Lang: Why am I on a police car? Shouldn't I not be on a police car?\nHank Pym: So they can give you a lift past their five block perimeter.\nScott Lang: Whoa. Alright. Now, what's the next move?\nHank Pym: Hang on tight.\nScott Lang: Oh, this is easy. I'm getting the hang of this. Yank up to go up. It's like a horse.\nHank Pym: You're throwing 2-47 off balance.\nScott Lang: Wait, his name is 2-47?\nHank Pym: He doesn't have a name, he has a number Scott. Do you have any idea how many ants there are?\nScott Lang: Whoa!\nHank Pym: Maybe it's 2-48.\nScott Lang: No, no, no, no! Vertigo, vertigo!\nHank Pym: No, I think it's 2-47.\nScott Lang: Wait.\nHank Pym: Hang on.\nScott Lang: I think I'm getting the hang of this.\nHank Pym: I'm controlling 2-47. He is not listening to you.\nScott Lang: What? Can I make one little request?\nHank Pym: No.\nScott Lang: Stop 2-47. Time out, time out. Time out. Alright, hold on. Just, wait. Whoa, uh! What happens if I throw up in this helmet?\nHank Pym: It's my helmet, Scott. Do not throw up.\nScott Lang: Just set her down, alright? I'm getting light headed.\nHank Pym: Hang on, Scott.\nScott Lang: Yeah, I'm getting a little light... it's funny... hit me, and... Hello. Who are you? Have you been standing there watching me sleep this whole time?\nHope Van Dyne: Yes.\nScott Lang: Why?\nHope Van Dyne: Because the last time you were here you stole something.\nScott Lang: Oh. Oh! Hey, look. Whoa!\nHope Van Dyne: Paraponera clavata. Giant tropical bullet ants. Ranked highest on the Schmidt pain index. They're here to keep an eye on you when I can't. Dr. Pym's waiting for you downstairs.\nScott Lang: Who? Hey, um, whose pajamas are these? How am I supposed to do this? Right, just one step at a time. Ugh. You don't bite me, I don't step on you, deal?\nHope Van Dyne: Take down the servers and Cross wouldn't even know it. We don't need this guy.\nHank Pym: I assume that you've already met my daughter Hope.\nScott Lang: I did. She's great.\nHank Pym: She doesn't think that we need you.\nHope Van Dyne: We don't. We can do this ourselves.\nHank Pym: I go to all this effort to let you steal my suit, and then Hope has you arrested.\nHope Van Dyne: Okay, we can try this and when he fails I'll do it myself.\nHank Pym: She's a little bit anxious. It has to do with this job, which, judging by the fact that you're sitting opposite me, I take it that you're interested in.\nScott Lang: What job?\nHank Pym: Would you like some tea?\nScott Lang: Uh, sure.\nHank Pym: I was very impressed with how you managed to get past my security system. Freezing that metal was particularly clever.\nScott Lang: Were you watching me?\nHank Pym: Scott, I've been watching you for a while, ever since you robbed Vista Corp. Oh, excuse me, burgled Vista Corp. Vista's security system is one of the most advanced in the business. It's supposed to be unbeatable but you beat it. Would you like some sugar?\nScott Lang: Yeah, thanks. You know what, I'm okay. How do you make them do that?\nHank Pym: Ants can lift objects fifty times their weight. They build, farm, they cooperate with each other.\nScott Lang: Right. But how do you make them do that?\nHank Pym: I use electromagnetic waves to stimulate their olfactory nerve center. I speak to them. I can go anywhere, hear anything, and see everything.\nHope Van Dyne: And still know absolutely nothing. I'm late to meet Cross.\nScott Lang: Uh... Dr. Pym?\nHank Pym: You don't need to raise your hand, Scott.\nScott Lang: Sorry, I just have one question. Who are you? Who is she? What the hell's going on and can I go back to jail now?\nHank Pym: Come with me. Twenty years ago I created a formula that altered atomic relative distance.\nScott Lang: Huh?\nHank Pym: I learned how to change the distance between atoms, that's what powers the suit, that's why it works.\nScott Lang: Whoa.\nHank Pym: But it was dangerous. It was too dangerous. So I hid it from the world. And that's when I switched gears and I started my own company.\nScott Lang: Pym Tech.\nHank Pym: Yes. I took on a young protégé called Darren Cross.\nScott Lang: Darren Cross. He's a big deal.\nHank Pym: But before he was a big deal he was my assistant. I thought I saw something in him, a son I never had perhaps. He was brilliant, but as we became close he began to suspect that I wasn't telling him everything. He heard rumors about what was called the Pym Particles, and he became obsessed with recreating my formula. But I wouldn't help him so he conspired against me and he voted me out of my own company.\nScott Lang: How could he do that?\nHank Pym: The board's chairman is my daughter, Hope. She was the deciding vote. But she came back to me when she saw how close Cross was to cracking my formula. The process is highly volatile. What isn't protected by a specialized helmet can affect the brain's chemistry. I don't think Darren realizes this, and you know, he's not the most stable guy to begin with.\nScott Lang: So, what do you want from me?\nHank Pym: Scott, I believe that everyone deserves a shot at redemption. Do you?\nScott Lang: I do.\nHank Pym: If you can help me, I promise I can help you be with your daughter again. Now are you ready to redeem yourself?\nScott Lang: Absolutely. My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are done. What do you want me to do?\nHank Pym: I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.\nMaggie Lang: You going to be home for dinner tonight?\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Uh, yeah. I'll pick something up, text you.\nMaggie Lang: Okay. Good news?\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Uh, I don't know. It's news.\nCassie Lang: Are you trying to find my daddy?\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Yeah, I am, sweetheart. I just want your daddy to be safe.\nCassie Lang: Hope you don't catch him.\nHank Pym: This isn't the first time these guys have tried to get their hands on game changing weaponry. That's Mitchell Carson, ex-head of defense at SHIELD, presently in the business of toppling governments. He always wanted my tech, and now, unless we break in and steal the Yellowjacket and destroy all the data, Darren Cross is gonna unleash chaos upon the world.\nScott Lang: I think our first move should be calling the Avengers.\nHank Pym: I've spent half my life trying to keep this technology out of the hands of a Stark. I'm sure as hell not gonna hand-deliver it to one now. This is not some cute technology like the Iron Man suit. This could change the texture of reality. Besides they're probably too busy dropping cities out of the sky.\nScott Lang: Okay, then why don't you just send the ants?\nHank Pym: Scott, they are ants. Ants, they can do a lot of things, but they still need a leader. Somebody that can infiltrate a place that's designed to prevent infiltration.\nScott Lang: Hank, I'm a thief. Alright? I'm a good thief. But this is insane.\nHope Van Dyne: He's right Hank and you know it. You've seen the footage, you know what Cross is capable of. I was against using him when we had months, now we have days. I'm wearing the suit.\nHank Pym: Absolutely not!\nHope Van Dyne: I know the facility inside and out, I know how Cross thinks. I know this mission better than anybody here.\nHank Pym: We need you close to Cross otherwise this mission cannot work.\nHope Van Dyne: We don't have time to screw around.\nHank Pym: Hope, please. Listen to me, please...\nHope Van Dyne: He is a criminal. I'm your daughter.\nHank Pym: No!\nScott Lang: She's right, Hank. I'm not your guy. Why don't you wear the suit?\nHank Pym: You think I don't want to? I can't. I spent years wearing it. It took a toll on me. You're our only option. Before Hope lost her mother, she used to look at me like I was the greatest man in the world. And now she looks at me and it's just disappointment. It's too late for me, but not for you. This is your chance. The chance to earn that look in your daughter's eyes, to become the hero that she already thinks you are. It's not about saving our world, it's about saving theirs.\nScott Lang: Damn, that was a good speech.\nHank Pym: Scott, I need you to be the Ant-Man. In the right hands, the relationship between man and suit is symbiotic. The suit has power, the man harnesses that power. You need to be skillful, agile, and above all, you need to be fast. You should be able to shrink and grow on a dime, so your size always suits your needs. Now dive through the keyhole, Scott. You charge big, you dive small, then you emerge big.\nScott Lang: Ow! Ah! Ow.\nHope Van Dyne: Useless. When you're small energy is compressed so you have the force of a two hundred pound man behind a fist a hundredth of an inch wide, you're like a bullet. You punch too hard, you kill someone, too soft, it's a love-tap. In other words you have to know how to punch.\nScott Lang: I was in prison for three years, I know how to punch.\nHope Van Dyne: Show me. Terrible.\nScott Lang: You want to show me how to punch? Show me...\nHope Van Dyne: That's how you punch.\nHank Pym: She's been looking forward to this.\nScott Lang: No kiddin'.\nHank Pym: Hope trained in martial arts at a, uh, difficult time.\nHope Van Dyne: Oh, by difficult time, he means when my mother died.\nHank Pym: We lost her in a plane crash.\nHope Van Dyne: It's bad enough you won't tell me how she died, could you please stop telling me that lie. We're working here. Alright princess, let's get back to work.\nScott Lang: Were you going for the hand? You know, I think this regulator is holding me back.\nHank Pym: Do not screw with the regulator. If that regulator is compromised you would go sub-atomic.\nScott Lang: What does that mean?\nHank Pym: It means that you would enter a quantum realm.\nScott Lang: What does *that* mean?\nHank Pym: It means that you would enter a reality where all concepts of time and space become irrelevant as you shrink for all eternity. Everything that you know, and love, gone forever.\nScott Lang: Cool. Yeah. I'm... if it ain't broke.\nHank Pym: You've learned about the suit, but you've yet to learn about your greatest allies: the ants. Loyal, brave, and your partners on this job.\nHope Van Dyne: Paratrechina longicornis, commonly known as crazy ants, they're lightning fast and can conduct electricity which makes them useful to fry out enemy electronics.\nScott Lang: Oh, you're not so crazy. Hey! You're cute. Oh! Aaah! That was a lot scarier a second ago. It looks like the Futures lab has its own isolated power supply.\nHope Van Dyne: There's a security guard posted around the clock, we'll need you to take him out to deactivate the security systems.\nScott Lang: Okay. Who's next?\nHope Van Dyne: Paraponera clavata.\nScott Lang: I know. Bullet ants, right? Number one on the Schmidt pain index. Hey, guys! Remember me from the bedroom? Whoa!\nHope Van Dyne: The Yellowjacket pod is hermetically sealed and the only access point is a tube we estimate to be about five millimeters in diameter.\nScott Lang: Why do I have a sick feeling in my stomach?\nHope Van Dyne: The tube is protected by a laser grid and we can only power that down for fifteen seconds.\nHank Pym: You're going to need to signal the crazy ants to blow the servers, retrieve the suit, and exit the vaults, before the backup power comes on.\nHope Van Dyne: Camponotus pennsylvanicus.\nHank Pym: Alternatively known as a carpenter ant. Ideal for ground and air transport.\nScott Lang: Wait a minute, I know this guy. I'm going to call him Ant-thony.\nHank Pym: That's good. That's very good, because this time you're really going to have to learn how to control him. Tell them to put the sugar in the teacup.\nScott Lang: Oh, you okay, d...\nHope Van Dyne: Hank wants you outside for target practice.\nHank Pym: The suit has no weapons so I made you these discs. Red shrinks. Blue enlarges.\nHope Van Dyne: Solenopsis mandibularis.\nHank Pym: Known for their bite, the fire ants have evolved into remarkable architects. They are handy to get you in and out of difficult places. You can do it Scott, come on.\nScott Lang: They're not listening to me.\nHope Van Dyne: You have to commit, you have to mean it. No shortcuts, no lies.\nHank Pym: Throwing insults into the mix will not do anyone any good, Hope.\nHope Van Dyne: We don't have time for coddling.\nHank Pym: Our focus should be on helping Scott!\nHope Van Dyne: Really? Is that where our focus should be?\nHank Pym: Hope!\nHope Van Dyne: I don't know why I came to you in the first place.\nHank Pym: We can't do this without her.\nHope Van Dyne: Oh, God.\nScott Lang: You gotta lock your doors. I mean, really. There's some weird folks in this neighborhood.\nHope Van Dyne: Do you think this is a joke? Do you have any idea what he's asking you to risk? You have a daughter.\nScott Lang: I'm doing this for her.\nHope Van Dyne: You know when my mother died I didn't see him for two weeks?\nScott Lang: He was in grief.\nHope Van Dyne: Yeah, so was I, and I was seven. And he never came back, not in any way that counted. He just sent me off to boarding school. You know, I thought, with all that's at stake, just maybe we might have a chance at making peace. But even now he still wants to shut me out.\nScott Lang: He doesn't want to shut you out. He trusts you.\nHope Van Dyne: Then why are you here?\nScott Lang: It proves that he loves you. Hope. Look at me. I'm expendable, that's why I'm here. You must've realized that by now. I mean, that's why I'm in the suit and you're not. He'd rather lose than fight than lose you. Anyway...\nHope Van Dyne: You know, I didn't know you had a... a daughter when I called the cops on you. What's her name?\nScott Lang: Cassie.\nHope Van Dyne: It's a pretty name. You have to clear your mind, Scott. You have to make your thoughts precise, that's how it works. Think about Cassie, about how badly you want to see her, and use that to focus. Open your eyes and just think about what you want the ants to do. That's good.\nHank Pym: Your mother convinced me to let her join me on my missions. They called her the Wasp. She was born to it. And there's not a day that goes by that I don't regret having said yes. It was 1987, separatists had hijacked a Soviet missile silo in Kursk and launched an ICBM at the United States. The only way to the internal mechanics was through solid titanium. I knew I had to shrink between the molecules to disarm the missile, but my regulator had sustained too much damage. Your mother, she didn't hesitate. Janet! No! She turned off her regulator and went sub-atomic to deactivate the bomb. She was gone. Your mom died a hero. And I spent the next ten years trying to learn all I could about the quantum realm.\nHope Van Dyne: You were trying to bring her back.\nHank Pym: But all I learned was we know nothing.\nHope Van Dyne: It's not your fault. She made her choice. But why didn't you tell me this sooner?\nHank Pym: I was trying to protect you. I lost your mother. I didn't mean to lose you too.\nHope Van Dyne: I'm sorry.\nScott Lang: This is awesome. It's awesome, you know? You guys are breaking down walls, you're healing. It's important. I ruined the moment didn't I?\nHank Pym: Yes, you did, yes.\nScott Lang: I'm gonna make some tea. Nailed it! That's a good boy, Ant-thony. The final phase of your training will be a stealth incursion. It's freezing! You couldn't make a suit with a flannel lining?\nHank Pym: We must retrieve this prototype of a signal decoy, it's a device that I invented from my SHIELD days.\nHope Van Dyne: We need it to counteract the transmission blockers that Cross installed in the Futures vault.\nHank Pym: It's currently collecting dust in one of Howard Stark's old storage facilities in upstate New York. Should be a piece of cake.\nScott Lang: You're over the target area. Disengage, now, Scott. Squadron A, go. B, go. C, go. Alright, Ant-thony, please don't drop me this time. Ah, it feels like a big leap from sugar cubes to this.\nHank Pym: Stay calm.\nScott Lang: Uh, guys, we might have a problem. Hank, didn't you say this was some old warehouse? It's not! You son of a bitch!\nHope Van Dyne: Scott, get out of there.\nHank Pym: Abort! Abort now.\nScott Lang: No, it's okay. It doesn't look like anyone's home. Ant-thony, get me to the roof.\nHank Pym: He's gonna lose the suit.\nHope Van Dyne: He's gonna lose his life.\nScott Lang: Alright I'm on the roof of the target building.\nHope Van Dyne: Somebody's home, Scott.\nNatasha Romanoff: What's going on down there, Sam?\nScott Lang: It's the Falcon!\nSam Wilson: I had a sensor trip but I'm not seeing anything. Wait a second.\nHank Pym: Abort, Scott! Abort now.\nScott Lang: It's okay, he can't see me.\nSam Wilson: I can see you.\nScott Lang: He can see me. Hi. I'm Scott.\nHope Van Dyne: Did he just say \"Hi I'm Scott?\"\nSam Wilson: What are you doing here?\nScott Lang: First off, I'm a big fan.\nSam Wilson: Appreciate it. So who the hell are you?\nScott Lang: I'm Ant-Man. Ant-Man? What, you haven't heard of me? No, you wouldn't have heard of me.\nSam Wilson: You want to tell me what you want?\nScott Lang: I was hoping I could grab a piece of technology just for a few days, and then return it. I need it to save the world. You know how that is.\nSam Wilson: I know exactly how that is. Located the breach. Bringing him in.\nScott Lang: Sorry about this!\nHank Pym: What the hell are you doing?\nSam Wilson: Breach is an adult male who has some sort of shrinking tech.\nScott Lang: Sorry. Sorry about this. Sorry\nSam Wilson: That's enough!\nScott Lang: Ant-thony, a little help.\nHank Pym: I've lost visual!\nSam Wilson: He's inside my pack.\nScott Lang: Sorry. You seem like a really great guy.\nSam Wilson: It's really important to me that Cap never finds out about this.\nHank Pym: That was completely irresponsible and dangerous! You jeopardized everything!\nHope Van Dyne: You got it.\nHank Pym: Well done.\nScott Lang: Wait a minute. Did you just compliment me? He did, didn't he?\nHope Van Dyne: Kind of sounded like he did.\nHank Pym: I was good, wasn't I?\nScott Lang: Hey, how about the fact that I fought an Avenger, and didn't die?\nHank Pym: Now let's not dwell on the past. We gotta finish our planning.\nHope Van Dyne: Don't mind him. You did good.\nHank Pym: Darren. How the hell did you get in here?\nDarren Cross: You left the front door open, Hank. It's official. You're old.\nHope Van Dyne: The plans! He will kill him.\nHank Pym: Well to what do I owe this pleasure?\nDarren Cross: I have good news.\nHank Pym: Really? What's that?\nDarren Cross: Pym Tech, the company you created, is about to become one of the most profitable operations in the world. We're anticipating fifteen billion in sales tomorrow alone. You're welcome. I know this is odd, but I'd like you to be there. This is my moment, I want you to see it.\nHank Pym: Sure, Darren. Yeah, sure. I'll be there.\nDarren Cross: What did you see in me?\nHank Pym: I don't know what you mean.\nDarren Cross: All those years ago, you picked me. What did you see?\nHank Pym: I saw myself.\nDarren Cross: Then why did you push me away?\nHank Pym: Because I saw too much of myself.\nHope Van Dyne: He knows, he's baiting you! We have to call it off.\nHank Pym: We're all taking risks.\nHope Van Dyne: What if he saw me here?\nHank Pym: He didn't. There's no way.\nHope Van Dyne: How do you know that? Darren, hi.\nDarren Cross: Hope, where are you right now?\nHope Van Dyne: I'm at home, why?\nDarren Cross: I just saw Hank. I still get nothing but contempt from him.\nHope Van Dyne: Don't let him rile you up, he's just... he's just a senile old man.\nDarren Cross: We need to start everyone working around the clock, get the assembly line up and running. And I'm tripling security. Full sensors at all entrances, and exterior air vents fitted with steel micro mesh.\nHope Van Dyne: Great. Good idea.\nDarren Cross: Thank you, Hope. I'm so lucky to have you on my team.\nHope Van Dyne: He's tripling security, he's lost his mind, and he's on to you.\nHank Pym: But he is not on to you.\nHope Van Dyne: He's adding full body scanners to all entrances and closing exterior vents. How are we gonna get Scott inside?\nScott Lang: The water main. You can't add security to a water main. The pressure is too strong, but if we can decrease it, that's how I get in.\nHope Van Dyne: Somebody would have to reach the building's control center to change the water pressure. I mean, Hank and I will be beside Cross, how are we supposed to do that?\nScott Lang: So we expand our team. What do we need? A fake security guard on the inside to depressurize the water system, somebody else to hack into the power supply and kill the laser grid, and a getaway guy.\nHank Pym: No, no. No, no, no. Not those three wombats. No way.\nLuis: Thank you for the coffee ma'am. It's not too often that you rob a place, and then get welcomed back. Because we just robbed you!\nHope Van Dyne: You know that he was arrested for stealing a smoothie machine, right?\nLuis: Two smoothie machines.\nHope Van Dyne: Are you sure they can handle this?\nLuis: Oh we can handle it, we're professionals.\nHank Pym: You'll forgive us if we're not instilled with confidence.\nDave: Wait, everybody. Just kick back and relax a little bit, man. we know our business. We broke into this spooky-ass house, didn't we?\nHank Pym: I let you.\nDave: Well, one could say that I let you let me.\nScott Lang: Look, it's okay. They can handle this.\nLuis: Yeah, we can handle it.\nScott Lang: You got their credentials?\nHope Van Dyne: He's in the system.\nLuis: I'm in the system?\nDave: The system.\nLuis: The system?\nHank Pym: Yeah. We're doomed.\nScott Lang: Alright, there's something you guys need to see.\nLuis: Damn! Whoa! That's so cool, bro!\nScott Lang: Now look, this is gonna get weird, alright? It's pretty freaky but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.\nLuis: Aw, no, no. Daddy don't get scared.\nScott Lang: Really?\nLuis: Yeah.\nScott Lang: Good.\nLuis: Oh!\nKurt: This is the work of the gypsies.\nDave: That's... that's... that's witchcraft.\nLuis: Oh, that's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit.\nDave: That's some kind of wizardry.\nKurt: Sorcery!\nLuis: Ahh! Ahh! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Get off! Get off! Ahh!\nScott Lang: I thought daddy didn't get scared?\nHope Van Dyne: I gave them each half a Xanax and Hank explained the science of the suit to them. Fell right asleep.\nScott Lang: Hey, look. I want to thank you for...\nHope Van Dyne: No, please don't. We're all doing this for reasons much bigger than any one of us. I'm just glad that you might have a slight chance of maybe pulling this off.\nScott Lang: Hey. Thank you, you know, for that pep talk.\nHope Van Dyne: You know, the honest truth is I actually went from despising you to almost liking you.\nScott Lang: You really should write poetry.\nHope Van Dyne: Get some sleep, Scott.\nScott Lang: Alright, just so we're clear, everyone here knows their role, right? Dave?\nDave: Wheels on the ground.\nScott Lang: Kurt?\nKurt: Eyes in the sky.\nScott Lang: Luis?\nLuis: Aw, man, you know it. You know what, I get to wear a uniform, that's what's up.\nScott Lang: Luis.\nLuis: I'm sorry, I mean, I'm good, I'm good. I'm just excited, and plus you're girlfriend's really hot, so you know that makes me nervous too. And you are very beautiful, ma'am.\nHank Pym: Oh, my lord.\nScott Lang: She's not my...\nLuis: Hey, you know what? I was thinking of a tactic, like when I go undercover, like a whistling, you know I'm saying? To like, blend in.\nScott Lang: No, don't whistle. No whistling. It's not the Andy Griffith Show. No whistling.\nKurt: We're set.\nScott Lang: Wish me luck.\nKurt: Utility is online.\nAlpha Guard: Hey. What are you doing?\nLuis: Uh, boss-man said to secure the area. So, I'm securing.\nAlpha Guard: I'm the boss.\nLuis: Oh.\nAlpha Guard: Utilities work room three...\nKurt: Water level is dropping. Coming up on extraction pipe.\nScott Lang: I see it! Alright, come on. I gotta get up there. That's it, that's it, guys, yeah! That's it, yeah. Yes! You got it! You got it, come on! Alright, let's fly Ant-thony.\nKurt: The Ant-Man is in the building.\nDave: Phshh. Got a Crown Vic right outside over there.\nKurt: This is problem?\nDave: Considering the Crown Vic's the most commonly used car for under-cover cops, man. Yes, this is a problem.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: That's Pym.\nKurt: Oh, no.\nScott Lang: I'm employing the bullet ants. Hapanera-clamda-mana-merna. I don't remember what it's called but I feel bad for this guy.\nLuis: See, that's what I'm talkin' bout. That's what I call it, an unfortunate casualty, in a very serious operation, you know?\nKurt: Signal decoy in place. Mean pretty lady did good, Scott.\nDave: Looks like Pym's getting arrested.\nKurt: Scott, we have problem.\nScott Lang: Problem? What's the problem?\nKurt: Dave! Dave, that's not part of plan!\nHank Pym: Listen to me, if I don't get into this building people will die.\nGale: That's awfully dramatic.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Are you kidding me?!\nKurt: Problem solved.\nDarren Cross: Well. How do I look? There he is. Just in time. Come on.\nComputer: Twelve point verification.\nHank Pym: Little over the top, don't you think, Darren?\nComputer: Confirming authorization.\nDarren Cross: No, you can never be too safe.\nComputer: Access granted.\nHank Pym: I gotta hand it to you, Darren, you really did it.\nDarren Cross: And you only know the half of it, Hank.\nScott Lang: Arriving at second position. Alright, top speed, Ant-thony! Let's go. Proceeding to command position. I'll be right back, Ant-thony. Alright, guys, I'm in position. I'm going to signal the ants.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: No, no, no, no!\nDave: Did you see that?\nScott Lang: Assume formation. Alright you cute little crazies, let's fry these servers. Let's go get 'em, buddy!\nKurt: Servers are fried. Data backup completely erased.\nScott Lang: Headed to the particle chamber.\nMitchell Carson: Hello, Dr. Cross. My associates agree to your terms.\nDarren Cross: Wonderful. They're not what they were, they're doing some interesting work. And I'm enjoying myself. You tried to hide your technology from me, and now it's gonna blow up in your face. Wow. Wow! I mean, I saw the punch coming a mile away but I just figured it'd be all pathetic and weak.\nHank Pym: Well you figured wrong.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: I know this van. Anybody home?\nDave: Shh.\nKurt: Shh.\nDave: Shh!\nKurt: Shh!\nScott Lang: Alright, guys, I'm here. Setting the charges. Great job, guys. I'll take it from here. Good boy, Ant-thony. Final position. Guys, how we lookin' on that laser grid?\nKurt: Almost!\nDave: No, you're not.\nKurt: I'm getting close!\nDave: No, you're not.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: San Francisco PD! Man in the van! I know you're in there!\nDave: Make it go faster.\nKurt: Dude, seriously!\nScott Lang: Ready to jump. Do you read, Kurt?\nKurt: It's so close.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Freeze!\nDave: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute! there was a black guy that looked exactly like me who attacked us and put us in the back of this disgusting van.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Get out.\nDave: Take it easy!\nKurt: Go! Go now! Wait!\nScott Lang: What? What do you mean wait? What? What?\nDarren Cross: Hi, little guy. I always suspected you had a suit stored away somewhere, which begs the question, who is the new Ant-Man? Who is the man that my beloved mentor trusted even more than me? Scott Lang. The martyr, who took on the system and paid the price, losing his family and his only daughter in the process. Exactly your kind of guy, Hank. He escapes his jail cell without leaving any clue as to how, and then, he disappears magically, despite having no money to his name, and now he brings me the Ant-Man suit, the only thing that can rival my creation.\nHank Pym: Darren, don't do this. If you sell to these men, it's going to be chaos.\nDarren Cross: I already have, and for twice the price, thanks to you. It's not easy to successfully infiltrate an Avengers facility. Thankfully, word travels fast. Oh, I'll sell them the Yellowjacket, but I'm keeping the particle to myself. They don't run on diesel. If you want the fuel you'll have to come to me. What do you call the only man who can arm the most powerful weapon in the world?\nHank Pym: The most powerful man in the world.\nDarren Cross: You proud of me yet?\nHank Pym: You can stop this, Darren. It's not too late.\nDarren Cross: It's been too late for a long time now.\nHope Van Dyne: Darren, what are you doing?\nDarren Cross: He wasn't any more capable of caring for you than he was for me.\nHope Van Dyne: This is not who you are, it's the particles altering your brain chemistry.\nDarren Cross: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're right, I have to be the one to do it.\nMitchell Carson: Here we go.\nHope Van Dyne: Drop your gun.\nDarren Cross: You know I came to the house the other night to kill him, but you were there.\nHope Van Dyne: You're sick and I can help you just put the gun down.\nDarren Cross: I wasn't ready to kill you then, but I think I am now!\nHope Van Dyne: Drop your gun, now!\nDarren Cross: You picked the wrong side, Hope.\nHope Van Dyne: Dad!\nScott Lang: Hank. No, no. Hank. Hank. Listen, you're gonna be okay. Alright? You're gonna be just fine.\nDarren Cross: Take the suit off or I'll blow your brains out and peel it off!\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: We got a 10-33 at Pym Tech, request immediate backup.\nDave: Go, go, go!\nHope Van Dyne: Dad, can you move?\nHank Pym: Yes.\nScott Lang: We need to get him out of here.\nHope Van Dyne: Go get that suit.\nLuis: Hey, Scotty. Hey, did I save your life? Scotty? Scotty?\nScott Lang: Thank you, Luis.\nLuis: Hey, are we the good guys?\nScott Lang: Yeah.\nLuis: We're the good guys, right?\nScott Lang: Yeah, we're the good guys.\nLuis: Feels kind of weird, you know?\nScott Lang: Yeah, but we're not done yet. Get out of here before this place blows.\nLuis: Oh, dammit! That guy. Hey! We're getting out of here!\nHope Van Dyne: The charges are set. We've got to find a way out of here and fast.\nHank Pym: Don't worry. I'm not gonna die, and neither are you. It's not a keychain.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: All the chaos in here! Multiple shots fired. And there's a tank.\nLuis: A little help. I got him.\nHope Van Dyne: We need a doctor!\nDarren Cross: Let's go!\nScott Lang: Ant-thony!\nDarren Cross: Go!\nScott Lang: You're gonna regret that.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Wait a minute! Get out of that van!\nLuis: What?\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Get out of that van!\nLuis: It's too loud there's a tank, I can't hear you!\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Hey! Hey!\nDarren Cross: Did you think you could stop the future with a heist?\nScott Lang: It was never just a heist! Put the gun down!\nDarren Cross: I'm gonna disintegrate you!\nPool Bbq Dad: Call 911!\nScott Lang: It's okay.\nGale: Police! Put your hands up!\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Get 'em up! Scott?\nScott Lang: Paxton, you have to listen to me-\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: I'm taking you back, to prison.\nScott Lang: There's something in that backyard that needs to be destroyed. In the bug zapper, it...\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: You need to desist right now! Your delusions are out of hand!\nPolice Radio: All units we have a 236 in progress at 840 Winter Street.\nScott Lang: It's Cassie!\nDarren Cross: Don't be scared.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Maggie, what's going on?\nMaggie Lang: He's got Cassie!\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Who's got Cassie?\nMaggie Lang: That thing, that thing! I don't know what it... !\nCassie Lang: Are you a monster?\nDarren Cross: Do I look like a monster?\nCassie Lang: I want my daddy!\nDarren Cross: I want your daddy too. There you are.\nCassie Lang: Daddy, is that you?\nScott Lang: Hi, Peanut. Why don't you pick on someone your own size?\nDarren Cross: Now where did you go, little guy? There you are.\nScott Lang: Not just me. Get him! Go! Go!\nLuis: Scotty needs us, you know what I'm sayin'? Ain't nothin' gonna stop us. Back it up. Back it up slow.\nDave: Yeah.\nLuis: Just back it up.\nDave: Yep, yep.\nLuis: Back it up.\nDave: Okay.\nLuis: All we gonna do is, we ju... we just back it up.\nDave: Okay. That's it.\nLuis: Back it up.\nDave: That's right.\nLuis: Back it up.\nDave: Yep.\nLuis: Okay, now-now-now. Just back it up.\nDarren Cross: You insult me, Scott. Your very existence is insulting to me. You know it would be much easier to hit you if you were bigger!\nScott Lang: Yeah, I agree.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Cassie!\nDarren Cross: I'm gonna show you just how insignificant you are.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Cassie, I'm coming!\nGale: That's a messed-up looking dog.\nDarren Cross: I'm going to destroy everything you love!\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Freeze! S.F.P.D.!\nScott Lang: I can't break through!\nDarren Cross: It's titanium, you idiot!\nScott Lang: Get her out of here!\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Come on.\nDarren Cross: Sorry, sweetheart. You have to help daddy pay for his mistakes.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: You stay behind me, okay?\nCassie Lang: Okay.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Behind me.\nScott Lang: I'm gonna have to shrink between the molecules to get in there. Get away from us! Daddy, help! I love you, Cassie.\nCassie Lang: Daddy, where are you?\nHank Pym: Go sub-atomic... go sub-atomic...\nScott Lang: Oh, no.\nHank Pym: You would enter a reality where all concepts of time and space become irrelevant. And as you shrink for all eternity, everything that you know and love gone forever.\nCassie Lang: Daddy! Where are you? Daddy!\nScott Lang: Cassie.\nCassie Lang: Come on, daddy.\nHank Pym: Do not mess with the regulator. I love you so much.\nScott Lang: I love you too, so much.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: There's a big hole in the roof.\nScott Lang: Sorry.\nGale: Is she alright?\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: She's fine.\nCassie Lang: Mommy.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: She's fine, she's fine.\nHank Pym: Scott, please. You don't remember anything?\nScott Lang: Hank, I... I don't.\nHank Pym: There must be something else. Well I suppose the human mind just can't comprehend the experience, but you made it. You went in and you got out, that's amazing.\nHope Van Dyne: Scott, I'll walk you out.\nScott Lang: Get some rest.\nHank Pym: Is it possible? When did this happen?\nHope Van Dyne: Nothing's happening.\nScott Lang: Whoa, hold on. Something's kind of happening.\nHank Pym: Well if that's the case... shoot me again.\nScott Lang: Yeah, I don't know what you're doing grabbing me and kissing me like that. I was a little surprised myself. I have to get somewhere. I'll see you later, Hank. Really, Hope.\nHank Pym: Scott.\nScott Lang: Yeah?\nHank Pym: You're full of shit.\nScott Lang: Oh, yeah.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Well, Scott I met with my Captain today, he wanted a report of the night that you got out of jail. Something happened with the cameras, circuits got fried, and... But I told him you were processed correctly.\nScott Lang: Really?\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Well, yeah. Can't be sending Cassie's dad back to jail on a technical glitch, right?\nScott Lang: Thank you, Paxton. I'm blown away. Thank you for everything you do for Cassie.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Oh, well, that's my pleasure. But no, no, this one, I... I did it for you.\nScott Lang: This is awkward.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Yeah.\nCassie Lang: Yeah.\nScott Lang: I mean what do we even talk about after all of that?\nCassie Lang: Oh, I know.\nScott Lang: What?\nCassie Lang: I did my first cartwheel today.\nScott Lang: What?\nMaggie Lang: Yeah. She has been practicing all week, but today was the magic day.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: I recorded it on my phone here.\nScott Lang: No, that can't be Cassie. That's not you.\nMaggie Lang: Yeah, it is.\nCassie Lang: Yeah it is.\nScott Lang: This is a professional gymnast, there's no way that's you.\nJames \"Jim\" Paxton: Yeah, that's her.\nCassie Lang: Good, boy.\nScott Lang: Sweetie, that's pretty amazing, Peanut. Sorry. It's work. Yeah? Alright, here's the deal. Just give me the facts.\nLuis: Just the facts, only the facts.\nScott Lang: Breathe, focus, keep it simple.\nLuis: No, no, no, no doubt, no doubt. Okay, so I'm at this art museum with my cousin Ignacio, right? And there was this, like, abstract expressionism exhibit, but you know me, I'm more like a Neo-Cubist kind of guy, right? But there was this one Rothko that was sublime, bro. Oh, my God...\nScott Lang: Luis.\nLuis: Okay. Sorry, sorry. I'm ju... you know, uh, I just get excited and stuff. But anyway, anyway. When Ignacio tells me: \"Yoh, I met this crazy fine writer chick at this spot last night. Like, fine, fine, crazy stupid fine.\" And he goes up to the bartender and goes: \"Look at the girl I'm with? You know what I'm sayin'? She's crazy stupid fine, right?\" And the bartender's all like: \"Yeah, crazy stupid fine.\" So this writer chick tells Ignacio: \"Yoh, I'm like a boss in the world of guerrilla journalism, and I got mad connects with the peeps behind the curtains. You know what I'm sayin'?\" Ignacio's like: \"For real? And she's like: Yeah. You know what, I can't tell you who my contact is, because he works with the Avengers.\"\nScott Lang: Oh, no.\nLuis: Yeah, and this dude sounds like a bad-ass, man. Like he comes up to her and says... \"Yoh, I'm looking for this dude who's no one seen, who's flashing this fresh tack, who's got, like, bomb moves, right? Who you got? She's like: \"Well, we got everything nowadays, we got a guy who jumps, we got a guy who swings, we got a guy who crawls up the walls. You gotta be more specific.\" And he's like: \"I'm looking for a guy who shrinks.\" And I'm like: \"Damn!\" I got all nervous cause I keep mad secrets for you, bro. So I asked Ignacio: \"Did bad-ass tell the stupid fine writer chick to tell you to tell me because I'm tight with that man, that he's looking for him?\"\nScott Lang: And? What'd he say?\nLuis: He said yes.\nHank Pym: There's something I want to show you. I realized you can't destroy power, all you can do is to make sure that it's in the right hands. This is an advanced prototype that your mother and I worked on together. She never got to use it, but now I realize that we were... we were working on it for you. Maybe it's time we finished it.\nHope Van Dyne: It's about damn time.\nSam Wilson: Hey, Cap! This would have been a lot easier a week ago.\nSteve Rogers: If we call Tony...\nSam Wilson: He won't believe us.\nSteve Rogers: Even if he did...\nSam Wilson: Who knows if the accords will let him help?\nSteve Rogers: We're on our own.\nSam Wilson: Maybe not. I know a guy."}
{"text": "Vasily Karpov: Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight car. Good morning, Soldier.\nBucky Barnes: Ready to comply.\nVasily Karpov: I have a mission for you. Sanction and extract. No witnesses. Well done, Soldier.\nSteve Rogers: All right, what do you see?\nWanda Maximoff: Standard beat cops. Small station. Quiet street. It's a good target.\nSteve Rogers: There's an ATM in the south corner, which means . . .\nWanda Maximoff: Cameras.\nSteve Rogers: Both cross streets are one way.\nWanda Maximoff: So, compromised escape routes.\nSteve Rogers: Means our guy doesn't care about being seen, he isn't afraid to make a mess on the way out. You see that Range Rover halfway up the block?\nWanda Maximoff: Yeah, the red one? It's cute.\nNatasha Romanoff: It's also bulletproof, which means private security, which means more guns, which means more headaches for somebody. Probably us.\nWanda Maximoff: You guys know I can move things with my mind, right?\nNatasha Romanoff: Looking over your shoulder needs to become second nature.\nSam Wilson: Anybody ever tell you you're a little paranoid?\nNatasha Romanoff: Not to my face. Why? Did you hear something?\nSteve Rogers: Eyes on target, folks. This is the best lead we've had on Rumlow in six months. I don't want to lose him.\nSam Wilson: If he sees us coming that won't be a problem. He kind of hates us.\nSteve Rogers: Sam, see that garbage truck? Tag it.\nSam Wilson: Give me X-ray. That truck's loaded for max weight. And the driver's armed.\nNatasha Romanoff: It's a battering ram.\nSteve Rogers: Go now.\nWanda Maximoff: What?\nSteve Rogers: He's not hitting the police. Body armor, AR-15's. I make seven hostiles.\nSam Wilson: I make 5.\nWanda Maximoff: Sam.\nSam Wilson: Four. Rumlow's on the third floor.\nSteve Rogers: Wanda, just like we practiced.\nWanda Maximoff: What about the gas?\nSteve Rogers: Get it out.\nBrock Rumlow: Pack it up. He's here.\nSteve Rogers: Rumlow has a biological weapon.\nNatasha Romanoff: I'm on it.\nBrock Rumlow: I don't work like that no more. Fire in the hole.\nMercenary: No!\nSteve Rogers: Sam. He's in an AFV heading north.\nBrock Rumlow: Take this to the airstrip. We're not gonna outrun them. Lose the truck.\nMercenary #1: Where are you going to meet us?\nBrock Rumlow: I'm not.\nSam Wilson: I got four, they're splitting up.\nNatasha Romanoff: I got the two on the left.\nSteve Rogers: They ditched their gear. It's a shell game now. One of them has the payload.\nBrock Rumlow: There you are, you son of a bitch. I've been waiting for this!\nSam Wilson: He doesn't have it. I'm empty.\nNatasha Romanoff: Out of the way!\nMercenary #1: Drop it. Or I'll drop this. Drop it!\nMercenary #2: He'll do it!\nNatasha Romanoff: Payload secure. Thanks, Sam.\nSam Wilson: Don't thank me.\nNatasha Romanoff: I'm... not thanking that thing.\nSam Wilson: His name is Redwing.\nNatasha Romanoff: I'm still not thanking it.\nSam Wilson: He's cute. Go ahead, pet him.\nBrock Rumlow: Come on! This is for dropping a building on my face. I think I look pretty good, all things considered.\nSteve Rogers: Who's your buyer?\nBrock Rumlow: You know, he knew you. You pal, your buddy, your Bucky.\nSteve Rogers: What did you say?\nBrock Rumlow: He remembered you. I was there. He got all weepy about it. Till they put his brain back in a blender. He wanted you to know something. He said to me, \"Please tell Rogers. When you gotta go, you gotta go.\" And you're coming with me.\nSteve Rogers: Oh my . . . Sam . . . We need . . . Fire and Rescue . . . on the south side of the building. We gotta get up there.\nMaria Stark: Try to remember the kind of September. When grass was green . . . Wake up, dear, and say goodbye to your father.\nHoward Stark: Who's the homeless person on the couch?\nYoung Tony Stark: This is why I love coming home for Christmas . . . right before you leave town.\nMaria Stark: Be nice, dear, he's been studying abroad.\nHoward Stark: Really, which broad? What's her name?\nYoung Tony Stark: Candice.\nHoward Stark: Do me a favor? Try not to burn the house down before Monday.\nYoung Tony Stark: Okay, so it's Monday. That is good to know. I will plan my toga party accordingly. Where you going?\nMaria Stark: You father's flying us to the Bahamas for a little getaway.\nHoward Stark: We might have to make a quick stop.\nYoung Tony Stark: At the Pentagon. Right? Don't worry, you're gonna love the holiday menu at the commissary.\nHoward Stark: You know, they say sarcasm is a metric for potential. If that's true, you'll be a great man some day. I'll get the bags.\nMaria Stark: He does miss you when you are not here. And frankly, you're going to miss us. Because this is the last time we're all going to be together. You know what's about to happen. Say something. If you don't, you'll regret it.\nYoung Tony Stark: I love you, Dad. And I know you did the best you could.\nTony Stark: That's how I wished it happened. Binarily Augmented Retro-Framing, or BARF. God, I gotta work on that acronym. An extremely costly method of hijacking the hippocampus to . . . clear traumatic memories. Huh. It doesn't change the fact that they never made it to the airport . . . or all the things I did to avoid processing my grief, but . . . Plus, 611 million dollars for my little therapeutic experiment? No one in the right mind would've ever funded it. Help me out, what's the MIT mission statement? \"To generate, disseminate . . . and preserve knowledge. And work with others . . . to bring it to bear on the world's great challenges.\" Well, you are the others. And, quiet as it's kept . . . the challenges facing you are the greatest mankind's ever known. Plus, most of you are broke. Oh, I'm sorry. Rather, you were. As of this moment . . . every student has been made an equal recipient of the Inaugural September Foundation Grant. As in . . . all of your projects have just been approved and funded. No strings, no taxes... just re-frame the future! Starting now. Go break some eggs.\nMit Teacher: Wow. Wow. That uh . . . that took my breathe away. Oh, Tony! So generous. So much money! Wow! Out of curiosity . . . will any portion of that grant be made available to faculty? I know, \"Ooh, gross,\" but hear me out. I have got this killer idea for a self-cooking hot dog. Basically, chemical detonator embedded . . .\nTony Stark: Restroom's this way, yeah?\nMit Teacher: Yeah. Embedded in the meat shaft.\nStark'S Assistant: Mr. Stark, I am so sorry about the teleprompter. I didn't know Miss Potts had cancelled. They didn't have time to fix it.\nTony Stark: It's . . . fine. I'll be right back.\nMit Teacher: We'll catch up later.\nMrs. Spencer: That was nice, what you did for those young people.\nTony Stark: Ah, they deserve it. Plus, it helps ease my conscience.\nMrs. Spencer: They say there's a correlation between generosity and guilt. But if you've got the money . . . break as many eggs as you like. Right?\nTony Stark: Are you going up?\nMrs. Spencer: I'm right where I want to be.\nTony Stark: Okay, okay. Hey! Sorry, it's an occupational hazard.\nMrs. Spencer: I work for the State Department. Human Resources. I know it's boring . . . but it enabled me to raise a son. I'm very proud of what he grew up to be. His name was Charlie Spencer. You murdered him. In Sokovia. Not that it matters in the least to you. You think you fight for us. You just fight for yourself. Who's going to avenge my son, Stark? He's dead . . . and I blame you.\nNews Anchor #1: 11 Wakandans were among those killed during a confrontation between the Avengers and a group of mercenaries in Lagos, Nigeria, last month. The traditionally reclusive Wakandans were on an outreach mission in Lagos when the attack occurred.\nT'Chaka: Our people's blood is spilled on foreign soil. Not only because of the actions of criminals, but by the indifference of those pledged to stop them. Victory at the expense of the innocent, is no victory at all.\nNews Anchor #1: The Wakanda king went on to . . .\nNews Anchor #2: They are operating outside and above the international law. Because that's the reality, if we don't respond to acts like these.\nWanda Maximoff: It's my fault.\nSteve Rogers: That's not true.\nWanda Maximoff: Turn the TV back on. They're being very specific.\nSteve Rogers: I should've clocked that bomb vest long before you had to deal with it. Rumlow said \"Bucky\" and . . . all of a sudden I was a 16-year-old kid again, in Brooklyn. And people died. It's on me.\nWanda Maximoff: It's on both of us.\nSteve Rogers: This job . . . we try to save as many people as we can. Sometimes that doesn't mean everybody. But if we can't find a way to live with that, next time . . . maybe nobody gets saved.\nWanda Maximoff: Vis! We talked about this.\nVision: Yes, but the door was open so I assumed that . . . Captain Rogers wished to know when Mr. Stark was arriving.\nSteve Rogers: Thank you. We'll be right down.\nVision: I'll . . . use the door. Oh, and apparently, he's brought a guest.\nSteve Rogers: We know who it is?\nVision: The Secretary of State.\nSecretary Ross: Five years ago, I had a heart attack. I dropped right in the middle of my back-swing. Turned out it was the best round of my life, because after 13 hours of surgery and a triple bypass . . . I found something 40 years in the Army had never taught me: Perspective. The world owes the Avengers an un-payable debt. You have fought for us, protected us, risked your lives . . . but while a great many people see you as heroes, there are some . . . who would prefer the word \"vigilantes\".\nNatasha Romanoff: And what word would you use, Mr. Secretary?\nSecretary Ross: How about \"dangerous\"? What would you call a group of US-based, enhanced individuals who routinely ignore sovereign borders and inflict their will wherever they choose and who, frankly, seem unconcerned about what they leave behind? New York. Washington DC. Sokovia. Lagos.\nSteve Rogers: Okay. That's enough.\nSecretary Ross: For the past four years, you've operated with unlimited power and no supervision. That's an arrangement the governments of the world can no longer tolerate. But I think we have a solution. The Sokovia Accords. Approved by 117 countries . . . it states that the Avengers shall no longer be a private organization. Instead, they'll operate under the supervision of a United Nations panel, only when and if that panel deems it necessary.\nSteve Rogers: The Avengers were formed to make the world a safer place. I feel we've done that.\nSecretary Ross: Tell me, Captain, do you know where Thor and Banner are right now? If I misplaced a couple of 30 megaton nukes . . . you can bet there'd be consequences. Compromise. Reassurance. That's how the world works. Believe me, this is the middle ground.\nJames Rhodes: So, there are contingencies.\nSecretary Ross: Three days from now, the UN meets in Vienna to ratify the Accords. Talk it over.\nNatasha Romanoff: And if we come to a decision you don't like?\nSecretary Ross: Then you retire.\nHelmut Zemo: Hello? Is this your car out front? I jumped the curb. Maybe we could take care of it ourselves. If you wanna call the cops, tha-that's okay too, I guess.\nVasily Karpov: No. No cops.\nHelmut Zemo: Thank you. You have kept your looks, Colonel. Congratulations. \"Mission report: December 16, 1991.\"\nVasily Karpov: Who are you?\nHelmut Zemo: My name is Zemo. I will repeat my question. Mission report. December 16, 1991.\nVasily Karpov: How did you find me?\nHelmut Zemo: When SHIELD fell, Black Widow released HYDRA files to the public. Millions of pages much of it encrypted, not easy to decipher. But . . . I have experience. And patience. A man can do anything if he has those.\nVasily Karpov: What do you want?\nHelmut Zemo: Mission report. December 16. 1991.\nVasily Karpov: Go . . . to . . . hell.\nHelmut Zemo: HYDRA deserves its place on the ash heap. So your death would not bother me. But I'd have to use this book . . . and other bloodier methods to find what I need. I don't look forward to that. You'd only be dying for . . . your pride.\nVasily Karpov: Hail HYDRA.\nJames Rhodes: Secretary Ross has a Congressional Medal of Honor, which is one more than you have.\nSam Wilson: So let's say we agree to this thing. How long is it gonna be before they LoJack us like a bunch of common criminals?\nJames Rhodes: A 117 countries want to sign this. 117, Sam, and you're just like, \"No, that's cool. We got it. \"\nSam Wilson: How long are you going to play both sides?\nVision: I have an equation.\nSam Wilson: Oh, this will clear it up.\nVision: In the eight years since Mr. Stark announced himself as Iron Man, the number of known enhanced persons has grown exponentially. And during the same period, the number of potentially world-ending events has risen at a commensurate rate.\nSteve Rogers: Are you saying it's our fault?\nVision: I'm saying there may be a causality. Our very strength invites challenge. Challenge incites conflict. And conflict . . . breeds catastrophe. Oversight . . . oversight is not an idea that can be dismissed out of hand.\nJames Rhodes: Boom.\nNatasha Romanoff: Tony. You are being uncharacteristically non-hyper-verbal.\nSteve Rogers: It's because he's already made up his mind.\nTony Stark: Boy, you know me so well. Actually, I'm nursing an electromagnetic headache. That's what's going on, Cap. It's just pain. It's discomfort. Who's putting coffee grounds in the disposal? Am I running a bed and breakfast for a biker gang? Oh, that's Charles Spencer, by the way. He's a great kid. Computer engineering degree, 3.6 GPA. Had a floor level gig at Intel planned for the fall. But first, he wanted to put a few miles on his soul, before he parked it behind a desk. See the world. Maybe be of service. Charlie didn't want to go to Vegas or Fort Lauderdale, which is what I would do. He didn't go to Paris or Amsterdam, which sounds fun. He decided to spend his summer building sustainable housing for the poor. Guess where, Sokovia. He wanted to make a difference, I suppose. I mean, we won't know because we dropped a building on him while we were kicking ass. There's no decision-making process here. We need to be put in check! Whatever form that takes, I'm game. If we can't accept limitations, if we're boundary-less, we're no better than the bad guys.\nSteve Rogers: Tony, someone dies on your watch, you don't give up.\nTony Stark: Who said we're giving up?\nSteve Rogers: We are if we're not taking responsibility for our actions. This document just shifts the blames.\nJames Rhodes: I'm sorry. Steve. That - that is dangerously arrogant. This is the United Nations we're talking about. It's not the World Security Council, it's not SHIELD, it's not HYDRA.\nSteve Rogers: No, but it's run by people with agendas, and agendas change.\nTony Stark: That's good. That's why I'm here. When I realized what my weapons were capable of in the wrong hands, I shut it down and stop manufacturing.\nSteve Rogers: Tony, you chose to do that. If we sign this, we surrender our right to choose. What if this panel sends us somewhere we don't think we should go? What if there is somewhere we need to go, and they don't let us? We may not be perfect, but the safest hands are still our own.\nTony Stark: If we don't do this now, it's gonna be done to us later. That's the fact. That won't be pretty.\nWanda Maximoff: You're saying they'll come for me.\nVision: We would protect you.\nNatasha Romanoff: Maybe Tony's right. If we have one hand on the wheel, we can still steer. If we take it off -\nSam Wilson: Aren't you the same woman who told the government to kiss her ass a few years ago?\nNatasha Romanoff: I'm just . . . I'm reading the terrain. We have made . . . some very public mistakes. We need to win their trust back.\nTony Stark: Focus up. I'm sorry, did I just mishear you or did you agree with me?\nNatasha Romanoff: Oh, I want to take it back now.\nTony Stark: No, no, no. You can't retract it. Thank you. Unprecedented. Okay, case closed-I win.\nSteve Rogers: I have to go.\nPriest: And now, I would like to invite Sharon Carter to come up and say a few words.\nSharon Carter: Margaret Carter was known to most as a founder of SHIELD . . . but I just knew her as Aunt Peggy. She had a photograph in her office. Aunt Peggy standing next to JFK. As a kid, that was pretty cool. But it was a lot to live up to. Which is why I never told anyone we were related. I asked her once how she managed to master diplomacy and espionage in a time when no one wanted to see a woman succeed at either. And she said, compromise where you can. But where you can't, don't. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move . . . it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in they eye and say \" No, you move.\"\nSteve Rogers: When I came out of the ice, I thought everyone I had known was gone. Then I found out that she was alive. I was just lucky to have her.\nNatasha Romanoff: She had you back, too.\nSteve Rogers: Who else signed?\nNatasha Romanoff: Tony. Rhodey. Vision.\nSteve Rogers: Clint?\nNatasha Romanoff: Says he's retired.\nSteve Rogers: Wanda?\nNatasha Romanoff: TBD. I'm off to Vienna for the signing of the Accords. There's plenty of room on the jet. Just because it's the path of least resistance doesn't mean it's the wrong path. Staying together is more important than how we stay together.\nSteve Rogers: What are we giving up to do it? I'm sorry, Nat. I can't sign it.\nNatasha Romanoff: I know.\nSteve Rogers: Then what are you doing here?\nNatasha Romanoff: I didn't want you to be alone. Come here.\nNews Anchor #3: At a special United Nations conference 117 countries have come together to ratify the Sokovia Accords.\nUn Staffer: Excuse me, Miss Romanoff?\nNatasha Romanoff: Yes?\nUn Staffer: These need your signature. Thank you.\nNatasha Romanoff: Thanks.\nT'Challa: I suppose neither of us is used to the spotlight.\nNatasha Romanoff: Oh, well, it's not always so flattering.\nT'Challa: You seem to be doing alright so far. Considering your last trip to Capitol Hill . . . I wouldn't think you would be particularly comfortable in this company.\nNatasha Romanoff: Well, I'm not.\nT'Challa: That alone makes me glad you're here, Miss Romanoff.\nNatasha Romanoff: Why? You don't approve of all this?\nT'Challa: The Accords, yes. The politics, not really. Two people in a room can get more done than a hundred.\nT'Chaka: Unless you need to move a piano.\nT'Challa: Father.\nT'Chaka: Son. Miss Romanoff.\nNatasha Romanoff: King T'Chaka. Please, allow me to apologize for what happened in Nigeria.\nT'Chaka: Thank you. Thank you for agreeing to all this. I'm sad to hear that Captain Rogers will not be joining us today.\nNatasha Romanoff: Yes, so am I.\nMan On Speakers: If everyone could please be seated. This assembly is now in session.\nT'Challa: That is the future calling. Such a pleasure.\nNatasha Romanoff: Thank you.\nT'Chaka: For a man who disapproves of diplomacy, you're getting quite good at it.\nT'Challa: I'm happy, Father.\nT'Chaka: Thank you.\nT'Challa: Thank you.\nT'Chaka: When stolen Wakandan vibranium was used to make a terrible weapon, we in Wakanda were forced to question our legacy. Those men and women killed in Nigeria, were part of a goodwill mission from a country too long in the shadows. We will not, however, let misfortune drive us back. We will fight to improve the world we wish to join. I am grateful to the Avengers for supporting this initiative. Wakanda is proud to extend its hand in peace.\nT'Challa: EVERYBODY GET DOWN!\nSharon Carter: My mom tried to talk me out of enlisting, but, um, not Aunt Peggy. She bought me my first thigh holster.\nSteve Rogers: Very practical.\nSharon Carter: And stylish.\nSteve Rogers: CIA has you stationed over here now?\nSharon Carter: In Berlin, Joint Terrorism Task Force.\nSteve Rogers: Right. Right. Sounds fun.\nSharon Carter: I know, right?\nSteve Rogers: I've been meaning to ask you. When you were spying on me from across the hall . . . .\nSharon Carter: You mean when I was doing my job.\nSteve Rogers: Did Peggy know?\nSharon Carter: She kept so many secrets. I didn't want her to have one from you. Thanks for walking me back.\nSteve Rogers: Sure.\nSam Wilson: Steve. There's something you gotta see.\nNews Anchor #4: A bomb hidden in a news van . . .\nSharon Carter: Who's coordinating?\nNews Anchor #4: . . . ripped through the UN building in Vienna.\nSharon Carter: Good. They're solid. Forensics?\nNews Anchor #4: More than 70 people have been injured. At least 12 are dead, including Wakanda's King T'Chaka. Officials have released a video of a suspect who they have identified as James Buchanan Barnes, the Winter Soldier. The infamous HYDRA agent, linked to numerous acts of terrorism and political assassinations.\nSharon Carter: I have to go to work. Call MI-6, see if we can get Micro Forensics to hurry this up. We need the whole team here in two hours or it's not worth it.\nNatasha Romanoff: I'm very sorry.\nT'Challa: In my culture death is not the end. It's more of a . . . stepping-off point. You reach out with both hands and Bast and Sekhmet, they lead you into the green veldt where . . . you can run forever.\nNatasha Romanoff: That sounds very peaceful.\nT'Challa: My father thought so. I am not my father.\nNatasha Romanoff: T'Challa. Task force will decide who brings in Barnes.\nT'Challa: Don't bother, Miss Romanoff. I'll kill him myself.\nNatasha Romanoff: Yeah?\nSteve Rogers: You alright?\nNatasha Romanoff: Ah, yeah, thanks. I got lucky. I know how much Barnes means to you. I really do. Stay home. You'll only make this worse. For all of us. Please.\nSteve Rogers: Are you saying you'll arrest me?\nNatasha Romanoff: No. Someone will. If you interfere. That's how it works now.\nSteve Rogers: If he's this far gone, Nat, I should be the one to bring him in.\nNatasha Romanoff: Why?\nSteve Rogers: Because I'm the one least likely to die trying.\nNatasha Romanoff: Shit.\nSam Wilson: She tell you to stay out of it? Might have a point.\nSteve Rogers: He'd do it for me.\nSam Wilson: 1945, maybe. I just want to make sure we considered all our options. The people that shoot at you usually wind up shooting at me.\nSharon Carter: Tips have been pouring in since that footage went public. Everybody thinks the Winter soldier goes to their gym. Most of it's noise. Except for this. My boss expects a briefing, pretty much now . . . so that's all the head start you're gonna get.\nSteve Rogers: Thank you.\nSharon Carter: And you're gonna have to hurry. We have orders to shoot on sight.\nHelmut Zemo: Homecoming. One. One. Fright Car.\nGerman Innkeeper: Mr. Müller. I have your breakfast.\nHelmut Zemo: I could smell it before I opened the door. Thank you.\nGerman Innkeeper: Side of bacon and black coffee. Again. I can make you something different, if you like.\nHelmut Zemo: It's okay. This is wonderful.\nGerman Innkeeper: I'll put this on your . . .\nHelmut Zemo: No, no. It's okay. I can manage. Thank you Mrs. Leiber.\nBucky Barnes: How are they? Are they good? Give me six, thank you.\nSam Wilson: Heads up, Cap. German Special Forces, approaching from the south.\nSteve Rogers: Understood. Do you know me?\nBucky Barnes: You're Steve. I read about you in a museum.\nSam Wilson: They've set the perimeter.\nSteve Rogers: I know you're nervous. And you have plenty of reason to be. But you're lying.\nBucky Barnes: I wasn't in Vienna. I don't do that anymore.\nSam Wilson: They're entering the building.\nSteve Rogers: Well, the people who think you did are coming here now. And they're not planning on taking you alive.\nBucky Barnes: That's smart. Good strategy.\nSam Wilson: They're on the roof. I'm compromised.\nSteve Rogers: This doesn't have end in a fight, Buck.\nBucky Barnes: It always ends in a fight.\nSam Wilson: 5 seconds.\nSteve Rogers: You pulled me from the river. Why?\nBucky Barnes: I don't know.\nSam Wilson: 3 seconds!\nSteve Rogers: Yes, you do.\nSam Wilson: Breach! Breach! Breach!\nGsg-9 Soldier: Shoot the door!\nSteve Rogers: Buck, stop! You're gonna kill someone.\nBucky Barnes: I'm not gonna kill anyone.\nGsg-9 Soldier: Suspect has broken containment! He's headed down the east stairwell!\nSteve Rogers: Come on, man. Sam, southwest rooftop.\nSam Wilson: Who the hell's the other guy?\nSteve Rogers: About to find out. Sam.\nSam Wilson: Got him.\nGsg-9 Driver: Stand down! Stand down!\nSteve Rogers: Sam, I can't shake this guy.\nSam Wilson: Right behind you.\nJames Rhodes: Stand down, now. Congratulations, Cap. You're a criminal.\nGsg-9 Soldier: What's the order?\nJames Rhodes: Your highness.\nVision: A pinch of paprika.' A pinch.\nWanda Maximoff: Is that paprikash?\nVision: I thought it might . . . lift your spirits.\nWanda Maximoff: Spirits lifted.\nVision: In my defense, I haven't actually ever . . . eaten anything before, so . . .\nWanda Maximoff: May I?\nVision: Please. Wanda?\nWanda Maximoff: Hmm.\nVision: No one dislikes you, Wanda.\nWanda Maximoff: Thanks.\nVision: Oh, you're welcome. No, it's a . . . involuntary response in their amygdala. They can't help but be afraid of you.\nWanda Maximoff: Are you?\nVision: My amygdala is synthetic, so . . .\nWanda Maximoff: I used to think of myself one way. But after this . . . I am something else. I'm still me, I think, but . . . that's not what everyone else sees.\nVision: Do you know, I don't know what this is? Not really. I know it's not of this world, that it powered Loki's staff, gave you your abilities, but . . . its true nature is a mystery. And yet, it is part of me.\nWanda Maximoff: Are you afraid of it?\nVision: I wish to understand it. The more I do, the less it controls me. One day . . . who knows? I may even control it.\nWanda Maximoff: I don't know what's in this but it is not paprika. I'm gonna go to the store. I'll be back in 20 minutes.\nVision: Alternatively, we could order a pizza?\nWanda Maximoff: Vision, are you not letting me leave?\nVision: It is a question of safety.\nWanda Maximoff: I can protect myself.\nVision: Not yours. Mr. Stark would like to avoid the possibility of another public incident. Until the Accords are on a . . . more secured foundation.\nWanda Maximoff: And what do you want?\nVision: For people to see you . . . as I do.\nSam Wilson: So, you like cats?\nSteve Rogers: Sam.\nSam Wilson: What? Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you don't wanna know more?\nSteve Rogers: Your suit . . . t's Vibranium?\nT'Challa: The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle, passed from warrior to warrior. And now, because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So, I ask you . . . as both warrior and king . . . how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?\nSteve Rogers: What's gonna happen to him?\nEverett Ross: Same thing that ought to happen to you. Psychological evaluation and extradition.\nSharon Carter: This is Everett Ross, Deputy Task Force Commander.\nSteve Rogers: What about our lawyer?\nEverett Ross: Lawyer. That's funny. See their weapons are placed in lockup. Oh, we'll write you a receipt.\nSam Wilson: I better not look out the window and see anybody flying around in that.\nEverett Ross: You'll be provided with an office instead of a cell. Now, do me a favor, stay in it?\nT'Challa: I don't intend on going anywhere.\nNatasha Romanoff: For the record, this is what making things worse looks like.\nSteve Rogers: He's alive.\nTony Stark: No. Romania was not Accords-sanctioned. And, Colonel Rhodes is supervising cleanup.\nNatasha Romanoff: Try not to break anything while we fix this.\nTony Stark: Consequences? You bet there'll be consequences. Obviously you can quote me on that 'cause I just said it. Anything else? Thank you, sir.\nSteve Rogers: Consequences'?\nTony Stark: Secretary Ross wants you both prosecuted. Had to give him something.\nSteve Rogers: I'm not getting that shield back, am I?\nNatasha Romanoff: Technically, it's the government's property. Wings, too.\nSam Wilson: That's cold.\nTony Stark: Warmer than jail.\nDelivery Truck Driver: This can't be right. What the hell?\nTony Stark: Hey, you wanna see something cool? I pulled something from Dad's archives. Felt timely. FDR signed the Lend-Lease bill with these in 1941. Provided support to the Allies when they needed it most.\nSteve Rogers: Some would say it brought our country closer to war.\nTony Stark: See? If not for these, you wouldn't be here. I'm trying to . . . what do you call it? That's an olive branch. Is that what you call it?\nSteve Rogers: Is Pepper here? I didn't see her.\nTony Stark: We're kinda . . . well, not kinda . . .\nSteve Rogers: Pregnant?\nTony Stark: No. Definitely not. We're taking a break. It's nobody's fault.\nSteve Rogers: I'm so sorry, Tony. I didn't know.\nTony Stark: A few years ago, I almost lost her, so I trashed all my suits. Then, we had to mop up HYDRA . . . and then Ultron. My fault. And then, and then, and then, I never stopped. Because the truth is I don't wanna stop. I don't wanna lose her. I thought maybe the Accords could split the difference. In her defense, I'm a handful. Yet, Dad was a pain in the ass, but he and Mom always made it work.\nSteve Rogers: You know, I'm glad Howard got married. I only knew him when he was young and single.\nTony Stark: Oh, really? You two knew each other? He never mentioned that. Maybe only a thousand times. God, I hated you.\nSteve Rogers: I don't mean to make things difficult.\nTony Stark: I know, because you're a very polite person.\nSteve Rogers: If I see a situation pointed south . . . I can't ignore it. Sometimes I wish I could.\nTony Stark: No, you don't.\nSteve Rogers: No, I don't. Sometimes . . .\nTony Stark: Sometimes I wanna punch you in your perfect teeth. But I don't wanna see you gone. We need you, Cap. So far, nothing's happened that can't be undone, if you sign. We can make the last 24 hours legit. Barnes gets transferred to an American psych-center . . . instead of a Wakandan prison.\nSteve Rogers: I'm not saying it's impossible, but there would have to be safeguards.\nTony Stark: Sure. Once we put out the PR fire, those documents can be amended. I'd file a motion to have you and Wanda reinstated . . .\nSteve Rogers: Wanda? What about Wanda?\nTony Stark: She's fine. She's confined to the compound, currently. Vision's keeping her company.\nSteve Rogers: Oh God, Tony! Every time. Every time I think you see things the right way . . .\nTony Stark: What? It's a 100 acres with a lap pool. It's got a screening room. There's worse ways to protect people.\nSteve Rogers: Protection? Is that how you see this? This is protection? It's internment, Tony.\nTony Stark: She's not a US citizen.\nSteve Rogers: Oh, come on, Tony.\nTony Stark: And they don't grant visas to weapons of mass destruction.\nSteve Rogers: She's a kid!\nTony Stark: GIVE ME A BREAK! I'm doing what has to be done . . . to stave off something worse.\nSteve Rogers: You keep telling yourself that. Hate to break up the set.\nHelmut Zemo: Hello, Mr. Barnes. I've been sent by the United Nations to evaluate you. Do you mind if I sit? Your first name is James?\nSharon Carter: The receipt for your gear.\nSam Wilson: Bird costume'? Come on.\nSharon Carter: I didn't write it.\nHelmut Zemo: I'm not here to judge you. I just want to ask you a few questions. Do you know where you are, James? I can't help you if you don't talk to me, James.\nBucky Barnes: My name is Bucky.\nDelivery Truck Driver: Hello? Hey. I have a big one for you. Okay. Here. Just sign here.\nCustodian: Here?\nDelivery Truck Driver: Yeah.\nSteve Rogers: Why would the Task Force release this photo to begin with?\nSharon Carter: Get the word out, involve as many eyes as we can?\nSteve Rogers: Right. It's a good way to flush a guy out of hiding. Set off a bomb, get your picture taken. Get seven billion people looking for the Winter Soldier.\nSharon Carter: You're saying someone framed him to find him.\nSam Wilson: Steve, we looked for the guy for two years and found nothing.\nSteve Rogers: We didn't bomb the UN. That turns a lot of heads.\nSharon Carter: Yeah, but that doesn't guarantee that whoever framed him would get him. It guarantees that we would.\nSteve Rogers: Yeah.\nHelmut Zemo: Tell me, Bucky. You've seen a great deal, haven't you?\nBucky Barnes: I don't want to talk about it.\nHelmut Zemo: You fear that... if you open your mouth, the horrors might never stop. Don't worry. We only have to talk about one.\nCustodian: Hey. What is this?\nDelivery Truck Driver: I don't know.\nEverett Ross: Great. Come on, guys, get me eyes on Barnes. Go.\nTony Stark: FRIDAY, get me the source of that outage.\nSharon Carter: Sub-level 5, east wing.\nBucky Barnes: What the hell is this?\nHelmut Zemo: Why don't we discuss your home? Not Romania. Certainly not Brooklyn, no. I mean, your real home. Longing.\nBucky Barnes: No.\nHelmut Zemo: Rusted.\nBucky Barnes: Stop.\nHelmut Zemo: Seventeen.\nBucky Barnes: Stop.\nHelmut Zemo: Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight car. Soldier?\nBucky Barnes: Ready to comply.\nHelmut Zemo: Mission report. December 16, 1991. Help me. Help.\nSteve Rogers: Get up. Who are you? What do you want?\nHelmut Zemo: To see an empire fall.\nMan On Pa #1: The east wing is compromised. I repeat: the east wing is compromised.\nSam Wilson: Hey.\nEverett Ross: Evac all civilians. Get me a perimeter around the building, and gunships in the air.\nNatasha Romanoff: Please tell me you brought a suit.\nTony Stark: Sure did. It's a lovely Tom Ford, three-piece, two-button. I'm an active-duty non-combatant.\nSharon Carter: Follow me.\nNatasha Romanoff: We're in position. You could at least recognize me.\nSam Wilson: Damn it.\nZemo'S Wife: He asked me again if you were going to be there. I said I wasn't sure. You should've seen his little face. Just try, okay? I'm going to bed. I love you.\nNews Anchor #5: James Barnes, the suspect in the UN Vienna bombing escaped custody today. Also missing Avenger Captain Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson.\nSam Wilson: Hey, Cap!\nBucky Barnes: Steve.\nSteve Rogers: Which Bucky am I talking to?\nBucky Barnes: Your mom's name was Sarah...You used to wear newspapers in your shoes.\nSteve Rogers: Can't read that in a museum.\nSam Wilson: Just like that, we're suppose to be cool?\nBucky Barnes: What did I do?\nSteve Rogers: Enough.\nBucky Barnes: Oh, God, I knew this would happen. Everything HYDRA put inside me is still there. All he had to do was say the goddamn words.\nSteve Rogers: Who was he?\nBucky Barnes: I don't know.\nSteve Rogers: People are dead. The bombing, the setup. The doctor did all that just to get 10 minutes with you. I need you to do better than \"I don't know.\"\nBucky Barnes: He wanted to know about Siberia. Where I was kept. He wanted to know exactly where.\nSteve Rogers: Why would he need to know that?\nBucky Barnes: Because I'm not the only Winter Soldier.\nJosef / Super Soldier #1: It hurts!\nVasily Karpov: Good work. Get me out of here.\nSteve Rogers: Who were they?\nBucky Barnes: Their most elite death squad. More kills than anyone in HYDRA history. And that was before the serum.\nSam Wilson: They all turn out like you?\nBucky Barnes: Worse.\nSteve Rogers: The doctor, could he control them?\nBucky Barnes: Enough.\nSteve Rogers: Said he wanted to see an empire fall.\nBucky Barnes: With these guys he could do it. They speak 30 languages, can hide in plain sight, infiltrate, assassinate, destabilize, They can take a whole country down in one night. You'd never see them coming.\nSam Wilson: This would have been a lot easier a week ago.\nSteve Rogers: If we call Tony . . .\nSam Wilson: No, he won't believe us.\nSteve Rogers: Even if he did . . .\nSam Wilson: Who knows if the Accords would let him help.\nSteve Rogers: We're on our own.\nSam Wilson: Maybe not. I know a guy.\nSecretary Ross: I don't suppose you have any idea where they are?\nTony Stark: We will. GSG-9's got the borders covered. Recon's flying 24/7. They'll get a hit. We'll handle it.\nSecretary Ross: You don't get it, Stark. It's not yours to handle. It's clear you can't be objective. I'm putting Special Ops on this.\nNatasha Romanoff: What happens when the shooting starts? What, do you kill Steve Rogers?\nSecretary Ross: If we're provoked. Barnes would've been eliminated in Romania if it wasn't for Rogers. There are dead people who would be alive now. Feel free to check my math.\nTony Stark: All due respect, you're not going to solve this with boys in bullets, Ross. You gotta let us bring them in.\nSecretary Ross: How would that end any differently from the last time?\nTony Stark: Because this time, I won't be wearing loafers and a silk shirt. 72 hours, guaranteed.\nSecretary Ross: 36 hours. Barnes. Rogers. Wilson.\nTony Stark: Thank you, sir. My left arm is numb, is that normal?\nNatasha Romanoff: You alright?\nTony Stark: Always. 36 hours, jeez.\nNatasha Romanoff: We're seriously understaffed.\nTony Stark: Oh, yeah. It'd be great if we had a Hulk right about now. Any shot?\nNatasha Romanoff: No. You really think he'd be on our side?\nTony Stark: No.\nNatasha Romanoff: I have an idea.\nTony Stark: Me too. Where's yours?\nNatasha Romanoff: Downstairs. Where's yours?\nPeter Parker: Hey, May.\nMay Parker: Mmm. Hey. How was school today?\nPeter Parker: Okay. This crazy car parked outside . . .\nTony Stark: Oh, Mr. Parker.\nPeter Parker: Um . . . What-what are you doing . . .? Hey! Uh, I'm-Im-I'm Peter.\nTony Stark: Tony.\nPeter Parker: What are . . .what are you-what are you-what are you doing here?\nTony Stark: It's about time we met. You've been getting my e-mails, right?\nPeter Parker: Yeah. Yeah.\nTony Stark: Right?\nPeter Parker: Regarding the . . .\nMay Parker: You didn't tell me about the grant.\nPeter Parker: About the grant.\nTony Stark: The September Foundation.\nPeter Parker: Right.\nTony Stark: Yeah. Remember when you applied?\nPeter Parker: Yeah.\nTony Stark: I approved, so now we're in business.\nMay Parker: You didn't tell me anything. What's up with that? You keeping secrets from me now?\nPeter Parker: Why, I just, I just . . . I just know how much you love surprises, so I thought I would let you know . . . wh . . . anyway, what did I apply for?\nTony Stark: That's what I'm here to hash out.\nPeter Parker: Okay. Hash, hash out, okay.\nTony Stark: It's so hard for me to believe that she's someone's aunt.\nMay Parker: Yeah, well, we come in all shapes and sizes, you know?\nTony Stark: This walnut date loaf is exceptional.\nPeter Parker: Let me just stop you there.\nTony Stark: Yeah?\nPeter Parker: Is this grant, like, got money involved or whatever? No?\nTony Stark: Yeah.\nPeter Parker: Yeah?\nTony Stark: It's pretty well funded.\nPeter Parker: Wow.\nTony Stark: Look who you're talking to. Can I have 5 minutes with him?\nMay Parker: Sure.\nTony Stark: As walnut date loaves go, that wasn't bad. Whoa, what do we have here? Retro tech, huh? Thrift store? Salvation Army?\nPeter Parker: Uh, the garbage, actually.\nTony Stark: You're a dumpster diver.\nPeter Parker: Yeah, I was . . . anyway, look, um, I definitely did not apply for your grant.\nTony Stark: Ah-ah! Me first.\nPeter Parker: Okay.\nTony Stark: Quick question of the rhetorical variety. That's you, right?\nPeter Parker: Um, no. What do you. What do you mean?\nTony Stark: Yeah. Look at you go. Wow! Nice catch. 3,000 pounds, 40 miles an hour. That's not easy. You got mad skills.\nPeter Parker: That's all- That's all on YouTube, though, right? I mean, that's where you found that? Because you know that's all fake. It's all done on the computer.\nTony Stark: Mm-Hmm.\nPeter Parker: It's like that video. What is it?\nTony Stark: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah . . . oh, you mean like those UFOs over Phoenix?\nPeter Parker: Exactly.\nTony Stark: Oh, what have we here?\nPeter Parker: Uh . . . that's a . . .\nTony Stark: So. You're the . . . Spider . . . ling. Crime-fighting Spider . . .you're Spider-Boy?\nPeter Parker: S . . . Spider-Man.\nTony Stark: Not in that onesie, you're not.\nPeter Parker: It's not a onesie. I don't believe this. I was actually having a real good day today, you know, Mr. Stark. Didn't miss my train, this perfectly good DVD player was just sitting there and . . . Algebra test. Nailed it!\nTony Stark: Who else knows? Anybody?\nPeter Parker: Nobody.\nTony Stark: Not even your . . . unusually attractive aunt?\nPeter Parker: No. No, no. No, no. If she knew, she would freak out. And when she freaks out, I freak out.\nTony Stark: You know what I think is really cool? This webbing. That tensile strength is off the charts. Who manufactured that?\nPeter Parker: I did.\nTony Stark: Climbing the walls, how you doing that? Adhesive gloves?\nPeter Parker: It's a long story. I was uh . . .\nTony Stark: Lordy! Can you even see in these?\nPeter Parker: Yes. Yes, I can! I can. I can-I can see in those. Okay? It's just that... when whatever happened, happened . . . it's like my senses have been dialed to 11. There's way too much input, so . . . they just kinda help me focus.\nTony Stark: You're in dire need of an upgrade. Systemic, top to bottom. 100-point restoration. That's why I'm here. Why you doing this? I gotta know. What's your MO? What gets you outta that twin bed in the morning?\nPeter Parker: Because . . . because l've been me my whole life, and l've had these powers for 6 months.\nTony Stark: Mm-Hmm.\nPeter Parker: I read books, I build computers . . . and-and yeah. I would love to play football. But I couldn't then so I shouldn't now.\nTony Stark: Sure, because you're different.\nPeter Parker: Exactly. But I can't tell anybody that, so I'm not. When you can do the things that I can, but you don't . . . and then the bad things happen . . . they happen because of you.\nTony Stark: So you wanna look out for the little guy? You wanna do your part? Make the world a better place, all that, right?\nPeter Parker: Yeah. Yeah just looking out . . . for the little guy. That's-that's what it is.\nTony Stark: I'm gonna sit here, so you move the leg. You got a passport?\nPeter Parker: Uh, no. I don't even have a driver's license.\nTony Stark: You ever been to Germany?\nPeter Parker: No.\nTony Stark: Oh, you'll love it.\nPeter Parker: I can't go to Germany!\nTony Stark: Why?\nPeter Parker: I got . . . homework.\nTony Stark: I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.\nPeter Parker: I'm-I'm being serious! I can't just drop out of school!\nTony Stark: Might be a little dangerous. Better tell Aunt Hottie I'm taking you on a field trip.\nPeter Parker: Don't tell Aunt May.\nTony Stark: Alright, Spider-Man. Get me out of this.\nPeter Parker: Sorry, I'll get the . . .\nWanda Maximoff: What is it?\nVision: Stay here, please.\nClint Barton: Guess I shoulda knocked.\nWanda Maximoff: Oh my god! What are you doing here?\nClint Barton: Disappointing my kids. I'm supposed to go water-skiing. Cap needs our help. Come on.\nVision: Clint! You should not be here.\nClint Barton: Really? I retire for, what, like five minutes, and it all goes to shit.\nVision: Please consider the consequences of your actions.\nClint Barton: Okay, they're considered. Okay, we gotta go. It's this way.\nWanda Maximoff: I've caused enough problems.\nClint Barton: You gotta help me, Wanda. Look, you wanna mope, can go to high school. You wanna make amends, you get off your ass. Shit. I knew I should've stretched.\nVision: Clint, you can't overpower me.\nClint Barton: I know I can't. But she can.\nWanda Maximoff: Vision, that's enough. Let him go. I'm leaving.\nVision: I can't let you.\nWanda Maximoff: I'm sorry.\nVision: If you do this . . . they will never stop being afraid of you.\nWanda Maximoff: I can't control their fear, only my own.\nClint Barton: Oh . . . come on. We got one more stop.\nAttache: It's just a matter of time. Our satellites are running facial, bio-metric, and behavioral pattern scans.\nSecurity Chief: Move, or you will be moved.\nT'Challa: As entertaining as that would be . . .\nNatasha Romanoff: You really think you can find him?\nT'Challa: My resources are considerable.\nNatasha Romanoff: Yeah, it took the world 70 years to find Barnes . . . so you could probably do that in about half the time.\nT'Challa: You know where they are.\nNatasha Romanoff: I know someone who does.\nSharon Carter: Not sure you understand the concept of a getaway car.\nSteve Rogers: It's low profile.\nSharon Carter: Good, because this stuff tends to draw a crowd.\nBucky Barnes: Can you move your seat up?\nSam Wilson: No.\nSteve Rogers: I owe you again.\nSharon Carter: Keeping a list. You know, he kinda tried to kill me.\nSteve Rogers: Sorry. I'll put it on the list, too. They're going to come looking for you.\nSharon Carter: I know.\nSteve Rogers: Thank you, Sharon.\nSharon Carter: That was . . .\nSteve Rogers: Late.\nSharon Carter: Damn right. I should go.\nSteve Rogers: Okay.\nClint Barton: Cap.\nSteve Rogers: You know I wouldn't have called If I had any other choice.\nClint Barton: Hey man, you're doing me a favor. Besides, I owe a debt.\nSteve Rogers: Thanks for having my back.\nWanda Maximoff: It was time to get off my ass.\nSteve Rogers: How about our other recruit?\nClint Barton: He's rarin' to go. Had to put a little coffee in him, but... he should be good.\nScott Lang: What timezone is this?\nClint Barton: Come on. Come on.\nScott Lang: Captain America.\nSteve Rogers: Mr. Lang.\nScott Lang: It's an honor. I'm shaking your hand too long. Wow! This is awesome! Captain America. I know you, too. You're great! Jeez. Ah, look, I wanna say, I know you know a lot of super people, so . . . thinks for thanking of me. Hey, man!\nSam Wilson: What's up, Tic Tac?\nScott Lang: Uh, good to see you. Look, what happened last time when I . . .\nSam Wilson: It was a great audition, but it'll . . . it'll never happen again.\nSteve Rogers: They tell you what we're up against?\nScott Lang: Something about some . . . psycho-assassins?\nSteve Rogers: We're outside the law on this one. So, if you come with us, you're a wanted man.\nScott Lang: Yeah, well, what else is new?\nBucky Barnes: We should get moving.\nClint Barton: We got a chopper lined up.\nMan On Pa #2: This is an emergency. All passengers must evacuate the airport immediately.\nBucky Barnes: They're evacuating the airport.\nSam Wilson: Stark.\nScott Lang: Stark?\nSteve Rogers: Suit up.\nTony Stark: Wow, it's so weird how you run into people at the airport. Don't you think that's weird?\nJames Rhodes: Definitely weird.\nSteve Rogers: Hear me out, Tony. That doctor, the psychiatrist, he's behind all of this.\nT'Challa: Captain.\nSteve Rogers: Your highness.\nTony Stark: Anyway, Ross gave me 36 hours to bring you in. That was 24 hours ago. Can you help a brother out?\nSteve Rogers: You're after the wrong guy.\nTony Stark: Your judgment is askew. Your old war buddy killed innocent people yesterday.\nSteve Rogers: And there are five more super soldiers just like him. I can't let the doctor find them first, Tony. I can't.\nNatasha Romanoff: Steve . . . you know what's about to happen. Do you really wanna punch your way out of this one?\nTony Stark: All right, I've run out of patience. Underoos! Nice job, kid.\nPeter Parker: Thanks. Well, I could've stuck the landing a little better. It's just the new suit... Well, it's nothing, Mr. Stark. It's-it's perfect. Thank you.\nTony Stark: Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation.\nPeter Parker: Okay. Cap . . . Captain. Big fan, I'm Spider-Man.\nTony Stark: Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Just . . .\nPeter Parker: Hey, everyone.\nTony Stark: . . . Good job.\nSteve Rogers: You've been busy.\nTony Stark: And you've been a complete idiot. Dragging in Clint. 'Rescuing' Wanda from a place she doesn't even want to leave, a safe place. I'm trying to keep . . . I'm trying to keep you from tearing the Avengers apart.\nSteve Rogers: You did that when you signed.\nTony Stark: Alright, We're done. You're gonna turn Barnes over, you're gonna come with us. NOW! Because it's us! Or a squad of J-SOC guys . . . with no compunction about being impolite. Come on.\nSam Wilson: We found it. Their Quinjet's in hanger five, north runway.\nSteve Rogers: Alright, Lang.\nPeter Parker: Hey, guys, something . . .\nJames Rhodes: Whoa. What-what the hell was that?\nScott Lang: I believe this is yours, Captain America.\nTony Stark: Oh, great. Alright, there's two on the parking deck. One of them's Maximoff, I'm gonna grab her. Rhodey, you want to take Cap?\nJames Rhodes: Got two in the terminal, Wilson and Barnes.\nT'Challa: Barnes is mine!\nPeter Parker: Hey, Mr. Stark, what should I do?\nTony Stark: What we discussed. Keep your distance. Web 'em up.\nPeter Parker: Okay, copy that!\nT'Challa: Move, Captain. I won't ask a second time.\nScott Lang: Look, I really don't want to hurt you.\nNatasha Romanoff: I wouldn't stress about it.\nBucky Barnes: What the hell is that?\nSam Wilson: Everyone's got a gimmick now.\nPeter Parker: You have a metal arm? That is awesome, dude! You have the right to remain silent!\nJames Rhodes: Sorry, Cap. This won't kill you but it ain't gonna tickle either.\nTony Stark: Wanda, I think you hurt Vision's feelings.\nWanda Maximoff: You locked me in my room.\nTony Stark: Okay. First, that's an exaggeration. Second, I did it to protect you. Hey, Clint.\nClint Barton: Hey, man.\nTony Stark: Clearly, retirement doesn't suit you. You got tired of shooting golf?\nClint Barton: Well, I played 18, I shot 18. Just can't seem to miss.\nTony Stark: First time for everything.\nClint Barton: Made you look.\nFriday: Multiple contusions detected.\nTony Stark: Yeah, I detected that too.\nPeter Parker: Oh god. Hey buddy, I think you lost this! Those wings carbon fiber?\nSam Wilson: Is this stuff coming out of you?\nPeter Parker: That would explain the rigidity-flexibility ratio, which, gotta say, that's awesome, man.\nSam Wilson: I don't know if you've been a fight before but there's usually not this much talking.\nPeter Parker: Alright, sorry, my bad. Guys, look. I'd love to keep this up but I've only got one job here today and I gotta impress Mr. Stark, so, I'm really sorry. Wwahhhh!\nBucky Barnes: You couldn't have done that earlier?\nSam Wilson: I hate you.\nJames Rhodes: Great.\nScott Lang: Hey, Cap, heads up! Throw it at this. Now!\nJames Rhodes: Oh, come on!\nScott Lang: Oh, man. I thought it was a water truck. Uh . . . sorry.\nJames Rhodes: Alright. Now, I'm pissed.\nNatasha Romanoff: Is this, part of the plan?\nTony Stark: Well, my plan was to go easy on them. You wanna switch it up?\nClint Barton: There's our ride.\nSteve Rogers: Come on!\nVision: Captain Rogers. I know you believe what you're doing is right. But for the collective good you must surrender now.\nSam Wilson: What do we do, Cap?\nSteve Rogers: We fight.\nNatasha Romanoff: This is gonna end well.\nPeter Parker: They're not stopping.\nTony Stark: Neither are we.\nNatasha Romanoff: We're still friends, right?\nClint Barton: Depends on how hard you hit me.\nWanda Maximoff: You were pulling your punches.\nBucky Barnes: I didn't kill your father.\nT'Challa: Then why did you run?\nPeter Parker: That thing does not obey the laws of physics at all.\nSteve Rogers: Look kid. There's a lot going on here that you don't understand.\nPeter Parker: Mr. Stark said you'd say that. Wow. He also said to go for your legs.\nSam Wilson: Clint, can you get him off me?\nClint Barton: Buckled in?\nScott Lang: Yeah. No, I'm good. I'm good, Arrow Guy. Let's go. Let's go!\nSteve Rogers: Stark tell you anything else?\nPeter Parker: That you're wrong. You think you're right. That makes you dangerous.\nSteve Rogers: Guess he had a point. You got heart, kid. Where're you from?\nPeter Parker: Queens.\nSteve Rogers: Brooklyn.\nTony Stark: Friday?\nFriday: We have some weapon systems offline.\nTony Stark: They what?\nScott Lang: Oh, you're gonna have to take this into the shop.\nTony Stark: Who's speaking?\nScott Lang: It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.\nTony Stark: Friday?\nFriday: Deploying fire suppression system.\nScott Lang: Uh -oh. Oh boy. Whoa!\nBucky Barnes: We gotta go. That guy's probably in Siberia by now.\nSteve Rogers: We gotta draw out the flyers. I'll take Vision. You get to the jet.\nSam Wilson: No, you get to the jet! Both of you! The rest of us aren't getting out of here.\nClint Barton: As much as I hate to admit it, if we're gonna win this one, some of us might have to lose it.\nSam Wilson: This isn't the real fight, Steve.\nSteve Rogers: Alright, Sam, what's the play?\nSam Wilson: We need a diversion, something big.\nScott Lang: I got something kind of big, but I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell. And if I tear myself in half . . . don't come back for me.\nBucky Barnes: He's gonna tear himself in half?\nSteve Rogers: You're sure about this, Scott?\nScott Lang: I do it all the time. I mean once . . . in a lab. Then I passed out. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the boss. I'm the BOSS!\nPeter Parker: Holy shit!\nJames Rhodes: Okay, tiny dude is big now. He's big now.\nSteve Rogers: I guess that's the signal.\nSam Wilson: Way to go, Tic Tac!\nTony Stark: Give me back my Rhodey.\nPeter Parker: I got him!\nTony Stark: Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose, I'm open to suggestion.\nScott Lang: You wanna get to them... you gotta go through me.\nClint Barton: We haven't met yet. I'm Clint.\nT'Challa: I don't care.\nJames Rhodes: Ahhh!\nScott Lang: Get off. Something just flew in me!\nNatasha Romanoff: You're not gonna stop.\nSteve Rogers: You know I can't.\nNatasha Romanoff: I'm gonna regret this. Go.\nPeter Parker: Hey, guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?\nJames Rhodes: Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?\nTony Stark: I don't know, I didn't carbon-date him. He's on the young side.\nPeter Parker: You know that part . . . where they're on the snow planet . . . with the walking thingies?\nTony Stark: Maybe the kid's on to something.\nJames Rhodes: High now, Tony. Go high.\nPeter Parker: YES! Ha ha! That was awesome!\nScott Lang: Does anyone have any orange slices?\nTony Stark: Kid, you alright?\nPeter Parker: Hey! Get off me!\nTony Stark: Same side. Guess who. Hi. It's me.\nPeter Parker: Oh. Hey, man.\nTony Stark: Yeah.\nPeter Parker: That was scary.\nTony Stark: Yeah. You're done. Alright?\nPeter Parker: What?\nTony Stark: You did a good job. Stay down.\nPeter Parker: No, I'm good. I'm fine.\nTony Stark: Stay down.\nPeter Parker: No, it's good I gotta get him back!\nTony Stark: You're going home or I'll call Aunt May! You're done!\nPeter Parker: Wait. Mr. Stark, wait! I'm not done, I'm not . . . Okay, I'm done. I'm done.\nNatasha Romanoff: I said I'd help you find him, not catch him. There's a difference.\nVision: I'm sorry.\nWanda Maximoff: Me, too.\nVision: It's as I said. Catastrophe.\nJames Rhodes: Vision, I got a bandit on my six. Vision! You copy? Target his thrusters, turn him into a glider.\nTony Stark: Rhodey!\nJames Rhodes: Tony, I'm flying dead stick.\nTony Stark: RHODES! Read vitals.\nFriday: Heartbeat detected. Emergency medical is on its way.\nSam Wilson: I'm sorry.\nGerman Innkeeper: Good morning. Room service.\nHelmut Zemo: Good morning, Mrs. Leiber. This is room 201.\nGerman Innkeeper: Ah, Mr. Müller. Bacon and black coffee again today?\nHelmut Zemo: You know me so well.\nGerman Innkeeper: Hello? Your breakfast is here. May I let myself in? Mr Müller? Mr Müller? Oh God!\nBucky Barnes: What's gonna happen to your friends?\nSteve Rogers: Whatever it is... I'll deal with it.\nBucky Barnes: I don't know if I'm worth all this, Steve.\nSteve Rogers: What you did all those years . . . it wasn't you. You didn't have a choice.\nBucky Barnes: I know. But I did it.\nTony Stark: How did this happen?\nVision: I became distracted.\nTony Stark: I didn't think that was possible.\nVision: Neither did I.\nTony Stark: The doctors say he shattered L4 through S1. Extreme laceration in the spinal cord. Probably looking at some form of paralysis.\nNatasha Romanoff: Steve's not gonna stop. If you don't either, Rhodey's gonna be the best case scenario.\nTony Stark: You let them go, Nat.\nNatasha Romanoff: We played this wrong.\nTony Stark: We'? Boy, it must be hard to shake the whole double agent thing, huh? It sticks in the DNA.\nNatasha Romanoff: Are you incapable of letting go of your ego for one goddamn second?\nTony Stark: T'Challa told Ross what you did, so . . . they're coming for you.\nNatasha Romanoff: I'm not the one that needs to watch their back.\nTony Stark: What am I looking at, Friday?\nFriday: Priority upload from Berlin police.\nTony Stark: Fire up the chopper.\nFriday: The Task Force called for a psychiatrist as soon as Barnes was captured. The UN dispatched Dr. Theo Broussard from Geneva within the hour. He was met by this man.\nTony Stark: Did you run facial recognition yet?\nFriday: What do I look like?\nTony Stark: Uh, I don't know. I've been picturing a red head.\nFriday: You must be thinking of someone else.\nTony Stark: Must be.\nFriday: The fake doctor is actually Colonel Helmut Zemo, Sokovian Intelligence. Zemo ran Echo Skorpion, a Sokovian covert kill squad.\nTony Stark: So, what happened to the real Broussard?\nFriday: He was found dead in a Berlin hotel room. Where police also found a wig and facial prosthesis approximating the appearance of one James Buchanan Barnes.\nTony Stark: Son of a bitch. Get this to Ross.\nFriday: Yes, Boss.\nGuard: This is the Raft Prison Control. You're clear for landing, Mr. Stark.\nTony Stark: So? You got the files? Let's reroute the satellites, start facial scanning for this Zemo guy.\nSecretary Ross: You seriously think I'm gonna listen to you after that fiasco in Leipzig? You're lucky you're not in one of these cells.\nClint Barton: The Futurist, gentlemen! The Futurist is here! He sees all! He knows what's best for you, whether your like it or not.\nTony Stark: Give me a break, Barton. I had no idea they'll put you here. Come on.\nClint Barton: Yeah, well, you knew they'd put us somewhere, Tony.\nTony Stark: Yeah, but not some super-max floating ocean pokey. You know, this place is for maniacs. This is a place for . . .\nClint Barton: Criminals? Criminals, Tony. Think that's the word you're looking for. Right? That didn't used to mean me. Or Sam, or Wanda. But here we are.\nTony Stark: Because you broke the law.\nClint Barton: Yeah.\nTony Stark: I didn't make you.\nClint Barton: La, la, la, la, la . . .\nTony Stark: You read it, you broke it.\nClint Barton: La, la, la, la la...\nTony Stark: Alright, you're all grown up, you got a wife and kids. I don't understand, why didn't you think about them before you chose the wrong side?\nClint Barton: You gotta watch your back with this guy. There's a chance he's gonna break it.\nScott Lang: Hank Pym always said, you never can trust a Stark.\nTony Stark: Who are you?\nScott Lang: Come on, man.\nSam Wilson: How's Rhodes?\nTony Stark: They're flying him to Columbia Medical tomorrow. So . . . fingers cross. What do you need? They feed you yet?\nSam Wilson: You're the good cop now?\nTony Stark: I'm just the guy who needs to know where Steve went.\nSam Wilson: Well, you better go get a bad cop, because you're gonna have to go Mark Fuhrman on my ass to get information out of me.\nTony Stark: Oh, I just knocked the 'A' out of their 'AV'. We got about 30 seconds before they realize it's not their equipment.\nSecretary Ross: What did you do? Get it back up!\nTony Stark: Just look. Because that is the fellow who was supposed to interrogate Barnes. Clearly, I made a mistake. Sam, I was wrong.\nSam Wilson: That's a first.\nTony Stark: Cap is definitely off the reservation but he's about to need all the help he can get. We don't know each other very well. You don't have to...\nSam Wilson: Hey, it's alright. Look, I'll tell you... but you have to go alone and as a friend.\nTony Stark: Easy.\nSecretary Ross: Stark? Did he give you anything on Rogers?\nTony Stark: Nope. Told me to go to hell. I'm going back to the compound instead, but you can call me anytime. I'll put you on hold, I like to watch the line blink.\nSteve Rogers: You remember that time we had to ride back from Rockaway Beach in the back of that freezer truck?\nBucky Barnes: Was that the time we used our train money to buy hot dogs?\nSteve Rogers: You blew three bucks trying to win that stuffed bear for a redhead.\nBucky Barnes: What was her name again?\nSteve Rogers: Dolores. You called her Doll.\nBucky Barnes: She's gotta be a hundred years old right now.\nSteve Rogers: So are we, pal. He can't have been here more than a few hours.\nBucky Barnes: Long enough to wake them up.\nSteve Rogers: You ready?\nBucky Barnes: Yeah.\nTony Stark: You seem a little defensive.\nSteve Rogers: It's been a long day.\nTony Stark: At ease, Soldier. I'm not currently after you.\nSteve Rogers: Then why are you here?\nTony Stark: Could be your story's not so crazy. Maybe. Ross has no idea I'm here. I'd like to keep it that way. Otherwise, I gotta arrest myself.\nSteve Rogers: Well, that sounds like a lot of paperwork. It's good to see you, Tony.\nTony Stark: You too, Cap. Hey, Manchurian Candidate, you're killing me. There's a truce here. You can drop . . . I got heat signatures.\nSteve Rogers: How many?\nTony Stark: Uh, one.\nHelmut Zemo: If it's any comfort, they died in their sleep. Did you really think I wanted more of you?\nBucky Barnes: What the hell?\nHelmut Zemo: I'm grateful to them, though. They brought you here. Please, Captain. The Soviets built this chamber to withstand the launch blast of UR-100 rockets.\nTony Stark: I'm betting I could beat that.\nHelmut Zemo: Oh, I'm sure you could, Mr. Stark. Given time. But then you'd never know why you came.\nSteve Rogers: You killed innocent people in Vienna just to bring us here?\nHelmut Zemo: I thought about nothing else for over a year. I studied you. I followed you. But now that you're standing here, I just realized . . . there's a bit of green in the blue of your eyes. How nice to find a flaw.\nSteve Rogers: You're Sokovian. Is that what this is about?\nHelmut Zemo: Sokovia was a failed state long before you blew it to hell. No. I'm here because I made a promise.\nSteve Rogers: You lost someone?\nHelmut Zemo: I lost everyone. And so will you. An empire toppled by its enemies can rise again. But one which crumples from within? That's dead . . . forever.\nTony Stark: I know that road. What is this?\nHoward Stark: Help my wife. Please. Help. Sergeant Barnes?\nMaria Stark: Howard! Howard!\nSteve Rogers: Tony. Tony.\nTony Stark: Did you know?\nSteve Rogers: I didn't know it was him.\nTony Stark: Don't bullshit me, Rogers! Did you know?\nSteve Rogers: Yes. Get out of here! It wasn't him, Tony. Hydra had control of his mind!\nTony Stark: Move!\nSteve Rogers: It wasn't him!\nFriday: Left boot jet failing. Flight systems compromised.\nTony Stark: Ah crap.\nSteve Rogers: He's not going to stop. Go.\nTony Stark: Come on, come on.\nFriday: Targeting system's knackered, boss.\nTony Stark: I'm eyeballing it. Do you even remember them?\nBucky Barnes: I remember all of them.\nSteve Rogers: This isn't gonna change what happened.\nTony Stark: I don't care. He killed my mom.\nZemo'S Wife: You should've seen his little face. Just try, okay? I'm going to bed. I love you.\nT'Challa: I almost kill the wrong man.\nHelmut Zemo: Hardly an innocent one.\nT'Challa: This is all you wanted? To see them rip each other apart.\nHelmut Zemo: My father lived outside the city. I thought we would be safe there. My son was excited. He could see the Iron Man from the car window. I told my wife, \"Don't worry. They are fighting in the city. We're miles from harm.\" When the dust cleared . . . and the screaming stopped. It took me two days until I found their bodies. My father . . . still holding my wife and son in his arms. And the Avengers? They went home. I knew I couldn't kill them. More powerful men than me have tried. But, if I could get them to kill each other . . . I'm sorry about your father. He seemed a good man. With a dutiful son.\nT'Challa: Vengeance has consumed you. It's consuming them. I am done letting it consume me. Justice will come soon enough.\nHelmut Zemo: Tell that to the dead.\nT'Challa: The living are not done with you yet.\nFriday: You can't beat him hand to hand.\nTony Stark: Analyse his fight pattern.\nFriday: Scanning! Countermeasures ready.\nTony Stark: Let's kick his ass.\nSteve Rogers: He's my friend.\nTony Stark: So was I. Stay down. Final warning.\nSteve Rogers: I can do this all day.\nTony Stark: That shield doesn't belong to you. You don't deserve it. My father made that shield!\nEverett Ross: Meals at eight and five. Toilet privileges twice a day. Raise your voice, zap. Touch the glass, zap. You step out of line, you deal with me. Please, step out of line. Hmm? So how does it feel? To spend all that time, all that effort . . . and, to see it fail so spectacularly?\nHelmut Zemo: Did it?\nTony Stark: It's just the first pass.\nJames Rhodes: Yeah.\nTony Stark: Give me some feedback. Anything you can think of. Shock absorption. Lateral movement. Cup holder?\nJames Rhodes: You may wanna think about some AC down in . . .\nTony Stark: Let's go. I'll give you a hand.\nJames Rhodes: No, no, don't. Don't help me. Don't help me. 138. 138 combat missions. That's how many I've flown, Tony. Every one of them could've been my last, but I flew 'em. Because the fight needed to be fought. It's the same with these Accords. I signed because it was the right thing to do. And, yeah, this sucks. This is . . . this is a bad beat. But it hasn't change my mind. I don't think.\nTony Stark: You okay?\nJames Rhodes: Oh yeah.\nStan Lee: Are you Tony \"Stank\"?\nJames Rhodes: Yes, this is-this is Tony \"Stank\". You're in the right place. Thank you for that! I'm never dropping that, by the way. Table for one, Mr. \"Stank\". Please, by the bathroom.\nSteve Rogers: Tony, I'm glad you're back at the compound. I don't like the idea of you rattling around a mansion by yourself. We all need family. The Avengers are yours, maybe more so than mine. I've been on my own since I was 18. I never really fit in anywhere, even in the army. My faith's in people, I guess. Individuals. And I'm happy to say that, for the most part, they haven't let me down. Which is why I can't let them down either. Locks can be replaced, but maybe they shouldn't. I know I hurt you, Tony. I guess I thought by not telling you about your parents I was sparing you, but I can see now that I was really sparing myself, and I'm sorry. Hopefully one day you can understand. I wish we agreed on the Accords, I really do. I know you're doing what you believe in, and that's all any of us can do. That's all any of us should . . .\nFriday: Priority call from Secretary Ross. There's been a breach at the Raft prison.\nTony Stark: Yeah, put him through.\nSecretary Ross: Tony, we have a problem.\nTony Stark: Ah, please hold.\nSecretary Ross: No. Don't . . .\nSteve Rogers: So, no matter what. I promise you, if you need us, if you need me, I'll be there. You sure about this?\nBucky Barnes: I can't trust my own mind. So, until they figure out how to get this stuff out of my head I think going back under is the best thing . . . for everybody.\nSteve Rogers: Thank you for this.\nT'Challa: Your friend and my father, they were both victims. If I can help one of them find peace...\nSteve Rogers: You know, If they find out he's here . . . they'll come for him.\nT'Challa: Let them try.\nMay Parker: So. Who was it? Who hit you?\nPeter Parker: Some guy. So itchy, man. God.\nMay Parker: What's \"some guy's\" name?\nPeter Parker: Uh, Steve.\nMay Parker: Steve? From 12-C? With the overbite?\nPeter Parker: No, no, no. You don't know him, he's from Brooklyn. Ouch.\nMay Parker: Well . . . I hope you got a few good licks in.\nPeter Parker: Yeah, I got quite a few in, actually. His friend was huge. Like huge. That's way better. Thank you.\nMay Parker: Okay, tough guy.\nPeter Parker: Love you, May. Hey, can you shut the door?"}
{"text": "Meredith Quill: Do do do do do do do do do do do!\nEgo: This way, my river lily.\nMeredith Quill: Where are you taking me? Oh. It's beautiful.\nEgo: I was afraid it wouldn't take to the soil, but it rooted quickly. Soon it will be everywhere - all across the universe, fulfilling life's one true purpose.\nMeredith Quill: Which is what?\nEgo: Expansion.\nMeredith Quill: I'm not sure what you're talking about. But I like the way you say it.\nEgo: My heart is yours, Meredith Quill.\nMeredith Quill: I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman.\nPeter Quill: Showtime, a-holes! It'll be here any minute!\nGamora: Which will be its loss.\nPeter Quill: Is that a rifle?\nGamora: You don't know what a rifle is?\nPeter Quill: I thought your thing was a sword.\nGamora: We've been hired to stop an interdimensional beast from feeding on those batteries' energy, and I'm going to stop it with a sword?\nPeter Quill: Don't look at me like I'm stupid. You're the one being all inconsistent.\nGamora: Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's aero-rigs?\nDrax: It hurts.\nGamora: Hurts?\nDrax: I have sensitive nipples. What about him?! What's he doing?!\nRocket: If I finish this, we can listen to tunes while we work.\nDrax: How is that a priority?\nRocket: Blame Quill! He's the one who loves music so much!\nPeter Quill: I agree with Drax. It's hardly important right now.\nRocket: Oh, sure, okayyyy, Quill.\nPeter Quill: No, I really agree with him.\nRocket: Sure, I know.\nDrax: I can clearly see you winking.\nRocket: Damn. I'm using my left eye?\nGroot: I am Groot.\nRocket: They were not looking at you funny. Well. That's intense.\nPeter Quill: Groot, look - !\nGamora: Get out of the way, Groot! You're going to get hurt! Hi.\nRocket: Spit it out! Spit it out! Disgusting.\nDrax: The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside. I must cut through it from the inside.\nGamora: Huh? Drax, no! That doesn't make -\nPeter Quill: What is he doing?!\nGamora: He said the skin is too thick to be pierced from the outside, so he -\nPeter Quill: That doesn't make sense!\nGamora: I tried to tell - !\nPeter Quill: Its skin is the same thickness from the inside as from the out!\nGamora: I REALIZE THAT.\nPeter Quill: Gamora, there's a cut on its neck - Rocket, get it to look up. Hey, you giant Sea Monkey, up here!\nDrax: Ha ha! I have single-handedly vanquished the beast! What? What are they called again?\nPeter Quill: Anulax batteries.\nDrax: Harbulary batteries.\nPeter Quill: That's nothing like what I just said. But they're worth thousands of units a piece. Which is why the Sovereign hired us to protect them. Just be careful what you say around these folks. They're easily offended and the cost of transgression is death.\nDrax: Sounds judgmental for a bunch of golden morons.\nPeter Quill: That's the kind of thing you might want to keep to yourself.\nGamora: I'll hold my tongue, as long as they deliver what was promised.\nAyesha: We thank you, Guardians, for putting your life on the line. We could not risk the lives of our own Sovereign citizens. Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community, impeccable, both physically and mentally. We control the DNA of our progeny, germinating them in birthing pods.\nPeter Quill: I guess I prefer making people the old-fashioned way.\nAyesha: Well... perhaps someday you could give me a history lesson in the archaic ways of our ancestors... for academic purposes.\nPeter Quill: Yeah, I mean, if it's for research that could be pretty - Pretty repulsive. I'm not into that kind of casual -\nGamora: Oh, please. Your people promised something in trade for our services. Bring it and we shall gladly be on our way.\nPeter Quill: Family reunion. Yaaaay.\nAyesha: I understand she is your sister?\nGamora: She's worth no more to me than the bounty due for her on Xandar.\nAyesha: Our soldiers apprehended her attempting to steal the batteries. Do with her as you please.\nPeter Quill: Thank you, High Priestess Ayesha.\nAyesha: What is your heritage, Mr. Quill?\nPeter Quill: My mother is from earth.\nAyesha: And your father?\nPeter Quill: He's... not from Missouri, that's all I know.\nAyesha: I see it within you, an unorthodox genealogy. A hybrid that seems particularly... reckless.\nRocket: You know, they told me you people were conceited douchebags. But that isn't true at all. Oh, shit, I'm using my wrong eye again, aren't I? I'm sorry. That was meant to be behind your back.\nDrax: Count yourself blessed they didn't kill you.\nRocket: You're telling me. You wanna buy some batteries? Let's get baldy back to Xandar and retrieve that bounty!\nGamora: You all right?\nPeter Quill: That stuff about my father. Who does she think she is?\nGamora: I know you're sensitive about that.\nPeter Quill: I'm not sensitive about it. I just don't know who he is. Sorry if it looked like I was flirting with her. I wasn't.\nGamora: I don't care if you were.\nPeter Quill: I think you do care. That's why I'm apologizing.\nDrax: Gamora is not the one for you, Quill. There are two types of beings in the universe. Those who dance, and those who do not.\nPeter Quill: Uh huh.\nDrax: I first met my beloved at a war rally. Everyone in the village flailed about, dancing. Except one woman. My Ovette. I knew immediately she was the one. The most melodic song in the world could be playing, and she wouldn't even tap her foot. She wouldn't move a muscle. One might assume she was dead.\nPeter Quill: Well, that is pretty hot, but-\nDrax: It would make my nether regions engorge -\nPeter Quill: All right, okay, fascinating, don't need to hear it. I get your point, I'm a dancer and Gamora is not.\nDrax: You just need to find a woman who is pathetic, like you.\nNebula: I am hungry. Hand me some of that yaro root.\nGamora: No. It's not ripe yet. And I hate you.\nNebula: You hate me?! You left me there while you stole that stone for yourself. Yet here you stand, a hero, a Garden of the Galaxy!\nGamora: A what? 'Guardians of the Galaxy.'\nNebula: Oh.\nGamora: Why would we be 'the Gardens of the Galaxy'?\nNebula: I don't know. I thought it was stupid.\nGamora: Yeah, it would be.\nNebula: It's still wordy.\nGamora: I wasn't the one who thought of it.\nNebula: Your name doesn't matter. I'll be free of these shackles soon enough, and I'll kill you, I swear.\nGamora: No. You'll live out your days in a prison on Xandar, wishing you could.\nPeter Quill: We got an armed Sovereign fleet, approaching from the rear.\nGamora: Why would they do that?!\nDrax: Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries.\nRocket: Dude.\nDrax: Oh, right. He didn't steal one of those. I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is.\nPeter Quill: What were you thinking?!\nRocket: Dude, it was really easy to steal.\nGamora: That's your defense?\nRocket: Come on. You saw how that high- priestess talked down to us! I'm teaching her a lesson!\nPeter Quill: Oh! I didn't realize your motivation was altruism. A shame the Sovereign have mistaken your intentions and are trying to kill us.\nRocket: Exactly.\nPeter Quill: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!\nRocket: Oh no! You tricked me! You're supposed to use a sarcastic voice! Now I look foolish!\nPeter Quill: SHUT UP, DRAX! You knew! You should have told us!\nDrax: Did you tell him it was easy to steal?\nRocket: Are you kidding me?\nDrax: What?\nRocket: You never listen to anything!\nGamora: None of you listens! Can we please just put the bickering on hold until after we survive the massive space battle?!\nRocket: Whoa. Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.\nPeter Quill: Do not try to bro down with me right now, dude. I will fricking punch you in your fricking face.\nRocket: Real nice! Resorting to violence.\nPeter Quill: More incoming!\nRocket: GOOD! I WANT TO KILL SOME GUYS!\nSovereign Pilot: Bloody hell!\nGamora: You're not killing anyone. Those ships are all remotely piloted.\nAyesha: What is the delay, Admiral?\nAdmiral: High Priestess, if we destroy their craft, we risk destroying the batteries. They're extraordinarily combustible and could, in turn, destroy the entire fleet.\nAyesha: We have thousands of batteries and thousands of ships. Our concern is their slight against our people. We hired them and they steal from us? It is heresy of the highest order.\nAdmiral: All command modules - Fire with the intent to kill.\nPeter Quill: What's the closest habitable planet?\nGamora: It's called Berhert.\nPeter Quill: How many jumps?\nGamora: Only one. But the access point is 47 clicks away. And it's through that Quantum Asteroid Field over there.\nDrax: Quill, to make it through that, you'd have to be the greatest pilot in the universe.\nPeter Quill: Lucky for us -\nRocket: I am. What are you doing?!\nPeter Quill: I've been flying this rig since I was ten years old.\nRocket: I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft!\nPeter Quill: You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag.\nGamora: Stop it!\nRocket: Quill, later on tonight you're gonna lay down in your bed and there's gonna be something squishy in your pillowcase and you're gonna be, like, 'what's this?' and it's gonna be because I put a turd in there.\nPeter Quill: You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.\nRocket: Oh it won't be my turd, it will be Drax's.\nDrax: I have famously huge turds.\nGamora: We're about to die, and this is what we're discussing?\nDrax: They raise havoc with the pipes. That's why I do all the plumbing. I take responsibility for my actions. Unlike some people...\nPeter Quill: Groot, he's right, you have to start aiming inside the box.\nGamora: Stop it.\nNebula: Idiots!\nRocket: Well, that's what you get when Quill flies. Ow!\nGamora: There's still a Sovereign craft behind us!\nPeter Quill: Our weapons are down!\nGamora: Twenty clicks to the jump.\nPeter Quill: Where's he going?\nFrightened Pilot: Come on, Zylak, you can do this.\nDrax: It's not ripe.\nGamora: Fifteen clicks. Ten clicks.\nDrax: Die, spaceship.\nFrightened Pilot: You suck, Zylak.\nGamora: Five clicks!\nPeter Quill: Son-of-a-! They went around the field!\nAdmiral: Someone destroyed all the ships.\nAyesha: What?! WHO?!\nRocket: What is that?!\nPeter Quill: Doesn't matter! That's the jump point! GO! GO!\nRocket: It's a guy.\nGamora: Oh my God.\nPeter Quill: Groot, put on your seat belt! Prepare for a really bad -\nDrax: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! That was awesome.\nGamora: Either one of you could have gotten us through that field, if you had flown with what's between your ears instead of what's between your legs!\nPeter Quill: If what's between my legs had a hand on it, I guarantee I could have landed this ship.\nGamora: It's not funny, Peter. We almost died. Because of your arrogance.\nPeter Quill: More like because he stoled Anulax batteries!\nDrax: They're called Harbulary batteries.\nPeter Quill: No, they're not!\nRocket: You know why I did it, Star-Munch? Do you?\nPeter Quill: I'm not going to answer to 'Star- Munch.'\nRocket: I DID IT BECAUSE I WANTED TO.\nPeter Quill: Dick.\nRocket: What are we even talking about this for? We just had a little man save us by blowing up fifty ships!\nDrax: How little?\nRocket: Like this.\nGamora: A little one-inch man saved us?\nRocket: Well, if he got closer I'm sure he'd be much larger.\nPeter Quill: That's how eyes work, you stupid raccoon.\nRocket: Don't call me a raccoon!\nPeter Quill: Oh, I'm sorry, I meant to say 'trash panda.'\nRocket: Is that better?\nDrax: I don't know.\nPeter Quill: It's worse.\nRocket: YOU SON-OF-A-!!\nNebula: Someone followed you through the jump point. Set me free. You'll need my help.\nGamora: I'm not a fool, Nebula.\nNebula: You're a fool if you deprive yourself a hand in combat.\nGamora: You'll attack me the moment I let you go.\nNebula: No, I won't.\nPeter Quill: You'd think an evil supervillain would learn how to properly lie.\nDrax: I bet it's the one-inch man!!\nEgo: After all these years, I've found you.\nPeter Quill: Who the hell are you?\nEgo: I figured my rugged good looks would make that obvious. My name's Ego. And I'm your Dad, Peter.\nTullk: Yondu! Come on down!\nStakar: And I was like, Aleta, I love you, but you're crazy now, you always been -\nYondu: Stakar. Been some time. I'd -\nStakar: Seems like this establishment is the wrong kind of disreputable.\nYondu: Stakar...\nStakar: There are a hundred Ravager factions, Sneeper. You just lost the business of ninety-nine by serving one.\nProprietor: Please, sir! Sir!\nYondu: You all can go to hell! I don't care what you think of me!\nStakar: Then why you following us for?!\nYondu: 'Cause you'll listen to what I got to say!\nStakar: I don't got to listen to nothing! You betrayed the code! Ravagers don't deal in kids!\nYondu: I didn't know what was going on -\nStakar: You didn't know 'cause you didn't want to know, 'cause it made you rich!\nYondu: I demand a seat at the table! I wear the flames same as you!\nStakar: You may dress like a Ravager but you won't hear no Horns of Freedom when you die, boy, and the Colors of Ogord will not flash over your grave! You think I take some pleasure in exiling you, you're wrong. You broke all our hearts.\nTaserface: First Quill betrays us and Yondu just lets him go, scot-free. Now he's getting all riled over nothing. We followed him 'cause he was the one wasn't afraid to do what needed to be done. Seems like he's going soft.\nKraglin: If he's so soft why you whispering for?\nTaserface: You know I'm right, Kraglin.\nTullk: You best watch what you say about the Cap'n, Tay -\nRetch: Who the hell is that?!\nAyesha: Yondu Udonta, I have a proposition for you.\nEgo: When your mother passed away, I hired Yondu to pick you up. I would have done so myself, but I was in the midst of an outlandish adventure at the time, battling demonic forces to save this dimension or some such nonsense - I can't quite recall, it all bleeds together after awhile. But instead of returning you, Yondu kept you. I have no clue as to why.\nPeter Quill: Because I was a skinny kid who could squeeze into places adults couldn't, making thieving easier.\nEgo: I've been trying to track you down ever since.\nDrax: I thought Yondu was your father.\nPeter Quill: What? We've been together all this time and you thought Yondu was my actual, blood relative?\nDrax: You look exactly alike.\nRocket: One's blue.\nPeter Quill: He wasn't my father. Yondu was the guy who abducted me. He'd beat the crap out of me so I'd learn how to fight and he kept me in terror threatening to eat me.\nEgo: Eat you?!\nPeter Quill: Yes.\nEgo: That son-of-a-bitch.\nGamora: How'd you locate us now?\nEgo: Even where I reside, out past the edge of what's known, we've heard tell of the man they call Star- Lord. Say we head out that way now? Your associates are welcome, even that triangle-faced monkey there. I promise you, it's like no place you've ever seen. And there I can explain your very special heritage, and finally be the father I've always wanted to be. 'Scuse me. I gotta take a whizz.\nPeter Quill: Not buying it.\nGamora: Peter, we need to take a walk.\nMantis: I am Mantis.\nDrax: What are you doing?\nMantis: Smiling. I hear it is the thing to do to make people like you.\nDrax: Not if you do it like that.\nMantis: Oh. I was raised alone on Ego's planet. I do not understand the intricacies of social interaction. Can I pet your puppy? It is adorable.\nDrax: Yes...\nMantis: AHH!\nDrax: That's called a practical joke!\nMantis: I liked it very much!\nPeter Quill: Give me a break! After all this time, and he just expects to be my Dad all of the sudden!\nGamora: I hear you.\nPeter Quill: I mean, this could be a trap - the Kree purists, the Ravagers, now the Sovereign - they all want us dead.\nGamora: I know, but -\nPeter Quill: But what?\nGamora: What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau?\nPeter Quill: Who?\nGamora: The wonderful television-singer man. He had a magic boat.\nPeter Quill: David Hasselhoff?\nGamora: Right.\nPeter Quill: He had a talking car, not a magic -\nGamora: Why did it talk again?\nPeter Quill: Just to be a good friend, I guess.\nGamora: And as a child you carried his picture in your pocket, and you told the other children he was your father, but he was out of town -\nPeter Quill: Shooting Knight Rider or touring with his band in Germany. Why are you bringing this up now? I was drunk when I told you that.\nGamora: I love that story.\nPeter Quill: I don't. It's just sad! I was so sad because I'd see the other kids off playing catch with their dads, and I wanted that, more than anything in the world.\nGamora: My point is, maybe this man is your Hasselhoff. I know it's a long shot. But I lost my father as a child. I'd give anything... If he ends up being evil, we'll just kill him. What's funny?\nNebula: You're leaving me with that fox?!\nGamora: He's not a fox. Shoot her if she does anything suspicious. Or if you feel like it. It will just be a couple days. We'll be back before Rocket's finished fixing the ship.\nDrax: What about your spool of songs?\nPeter Quill: I have clones.\nDrax: What if the Sovereign come?\nPeter Quill: There's no way for them to know they're here.\nDrax: I am uncertain about parting ways.\nPeter Quill: You're like an old woman.\nDrax: Because I am wise?\nRocket: Hope daddy isn't as big of a dick as you, orphan boy.\nPeter Quill: So what's your goal here? To get everyone to hate you? 'Cause it's working. Can I ask you a personal question?\nMantis: Oh, no one has ever asked me a personal question!\nPeter Quill: The antennae, what are they for?\nMantis: Their purpose?\nDrax: Yes, Quill and I have a bet.\nPeter Quill: You're not supposed to say that.\nDrax: I say that if you are about to go through a doorway that is too low, your antennae will feel this, and stop you from being decapitated.\nPeter Quill: Just making clear - if it's anything else - any other answer - I win?\nMantis: They are not for feeling doorways.\nDrax: Damn. I just lost my entire life's savings.\nPeter Quill: Three pairs of pants.\nMantis: I think they have something to do with my empathic abilities.\nGamora: What are - ?\nMantis: If I touch someone I can feel their feelings -\nPeter Quill: You read minds?\nMantis: No. Telepaths know thoughts. Empaths feel feelings. Emotions. May I? You feel love.\nPeter Quill: Yeah, I guess, yeah, I have sort of a general, unselfish love for everyone.\nMantis: No, romantic, sexual love.\nPeter Quill: No. No, I don't.\nMantis: For her.\nPeter Quill: No.\nDrax: She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret, Quill! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!\nPeter Quill: What the hell, dude? That's a total overreaction.\nDrax: DO ME! DO ME!\nMantis: I have never felt such humor!\nPeter Quill: You got to be kidding me. That's so incredibly uncool.\nGamora: Touch me. And the only thing you're going to feel is a broken jaw.\nMantis: I can also alter emotions, to some extent.\nPeter Quill: Like what?\nMantis: If I touch someone who is sad I can ease them into contentment, for a short while. I can make a stubborn person compliant. But I mostly use it to help my Master sleep. He lies awake at night, thinking about his progeny.\nDrax: Do one of those on me!\nMantis: Sleep.\nGamora: Is that real?\nPeter Quill: It's kind of like someone put a baby's head on a big, muscular body, isn't it?\nTall Ravager: There!\nBrahl: Ain't so tough now without all your toys, are you?\nRocket: Crap.\nYondu: Hey there, rat.\nRocket: How's it going, you blue idiot?\nYondu: Eh, not so bad. We got a pretty good gig. A golden gal with quite a high opinion of herself offered us a large sum to deliver you and your pals to her, so she can kill y'all.\nNebula: Your friend. There's too many of them. They're going to kill him. He needs my help. If you care about him, you need to get me out of these bonds.\nYondu: Pretty easy to find you, since we put a tracer on your ship back during the War over Xandar.\nRocket: You give me your word you won't hurt Groot, and I'll tell you where the batteries are.\nYondu: Lucky for you my word don't mean squat. Otherwise I'd actually hand you over.\nTaserface: Otherwise you'd what?!\nYondu: We'll take the batteries. They're worth a a quarter mil on the open market -\nTaserface: That priestess offered us a million! A quarter is only one third of that!\nYondu: A quarter ain't one-th -\nOblo: A quarter is four times a million! We're in the money!\nGef The Ravager: No, idiot. A quarter is twenty- five.\nYondu: No -\nGef The Ravager: We can't even buy a pair of boots with twenty-five units!\nYondu: The point is, we aren't stupid enough to help kill the Guardians of the Galaxy. We'd have the whole Nova Corps on us.\nKraglin: That ain't right. I just gotta say it this one time, Cap'n. No matter how many times Quill betrays you, you protect him, like none of the rest of us much matter. I'm the one what sticks up for you, me and Tullk.\nTaserface: Damn straight, lad. You're right: he's going soft. S'pose it's time for a change in leadership!\nKraglin: Uh -\nTullk: Put you damn guns down!\nRocket: Hold on! There's got to be some sort of peaceful resolution here! Or even a violent resolution, where I'm standing over there.\nNebula: Well, hello, boys. It's not ripe.\nEgo: Welcome, friends, to my world.\nPeter Quill: Wow. You have your own planet?\nEgo: But a trifle, no larger than your earth's moon.\nDrax: Humility. I like it. I too, am extraordinarily humble.\nPeter Quill: It's beautiful.\nEgo: Peter, consider this a token of a father's pride. A memorial to the War Over Xandar, when you single-handedly saved the galaxy.\nGamora: Single-handedly?\nPeter Quill: Whoa. It's perfect.\nGamora: You've got to be kidding.\nDrax: Why am I dead? Why did you all kill me?!\nGamora: That's Ronan. That's you.\nDrax: When was I that tiny?\nGamora: You own a planet and can destroy two dozen spaceships without a suit. What are you, exactly?\nEgo: I'm what they call a Celestial, sweetheart.\nPeter Quill: A Celestial. Like a... god?\nEgo: Small 'g', son. At least on the days I'm feeling humble as Drax. This form you see before you is only an extension of who I truly am. I don't know where I came from, exactly. The first thing I remember is flickering, adrift in the cosmos - utterly and entirely alone. I fed on the matter around me like plankton. I grew smarter and stronger. I formed a sheathe to protect myself from the elements. And continued building from there, layer by layer, the very planet you walk on now. I built the spires reaching up to the sky and the tunnels burrowing into its depths.\nPeter Quill: Wow.\nEgo: But I was no ant to be fulfilled solely by labor. I wanted more. I desired... meaning. There must be some life out there in the universe besides just me, I thought, and I set myself to task with finding it. I created what I imagined biological life might be like, down to the most minute detail.\nDrax: Did you make a penis?\nPeter Quill: Dude.\nDrax: If he's a planet, how did he make a baby with your mother? He would smush her.\nPeter Quill: I don't need to hear about how my parents, you know -\nDrax: Why? My father would tell me the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.\nPeter Quill: That's disgusting.\nDrax: It was beautiful. You earthers have hang-ups.\nEgo: Yes, Drax, I've got a penis.\nPeter Quill: Oh my God.\nEgo: It's not half bad. I've also got pain receptors, a digestive system, and all the accompanying junk. I wanted to experience what it truly meant to be human as I set out amongst the stars. I visited thousands of planets over thousands of years, one barren husk after the next until I found what I sought... Life. I was not alone in this universe after all.\nPeter Quill: When did you meet my mother?\nEgo: Not long after. It was with Meredith that I experienced love for the first time. I called her my river lily. And from that love, Peter, you. I searched for you for so long. When I heard a man from earth held an Infinity Stone in his hand without dying, I knew you must be the son of the woman I loved.\nPeter Quill: If you loved her why did you leave her?\nTullk: You can't do this! This is mutiny! Mutiny!\nOblo: Cap'n, help me! Cap'n?!\nTaserface: You're the one what kilt those men by leading 'em down the wrong path. Because you're weak. And stupid. It's time for the Ravagers to once again rise to glory with a new Cap'n... TASERFACE.\nRocket: I'm sorry. Your name is... it's 'Taserface'?\nTaserface: That's right.\nRocket: Do you... shoot tasers out of your face?\nTaserface: It's metaphorical!\nRocket: For what?\nTaserface: It's a name what strikes fear in anyone what hears it!\nRocket: Really?... Okay, sure.\nTaserface: You shut up! You're next! Udonta, I been waiting to do this for a long ti - What?! What?!\nRocket: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I just keep imagining you waking up one morning, looking in the mirror, and, in all seriousness, saying 'You know what would be a really kickass name? Taserface!' What was your second choice?! Scrotum Hat?!\nTaserface: New plan. We're killing you first.\nRocket: Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic shitbag who thinks 'Taserface' is a cool name.\nNebula: That's enough killing for today.\nTaserface: Thought you were the biggest sadist in the galaxy.\nNebula: That was when Daddy was paying my bills. The Priestess wants to kill the fox herself. And he - has bounties on his head in at least twelve Kree provinces. I assure you, I am not as easy a mark as an old man without his magic stick or a talking woodland beast. I want ten percent of the take, and a couple more things.\nKraglin: We got a whole box of hands if that one don't work out.\nNebula: It's fine.\nKraglin: You think them Kree is gonna execute the Cap'n?\nNebula: The Kree consider themselves merciful. It will be painless.\nKraglin: Well, there it is, best ship we got. The location of Ego's planet's in the nav. We'll wire you the ten percent when we's paid. What you gonna do with your share?\nNebula: As a child my father would have Gamora and me battle one another in 'training.' Every time my sister prevailed my father would replace a piece of me with machinery, claiming he wanted me to be her equal. But she won, again and again and again. Never once refraining. Because of them, I am this. So after I murder my sister, I will buy a warship with every conceivable instrument of death. I will hunt my father like a dog and I will tear him apart slowly, piece by piece, until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain I know every single day.\nKraglin: Yeah... I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. Or a nice hat. Something that'll make the other girls go 'oooooo, that's nice.' Anyway, uh, happy trails.\nPeter Quill: My mother told everyone my father was from the stars. She had brain cancer - so everyone thought she was delusional.\nEgo: Peter -\nPeter Quill: Listen. I'd love to believe all of this, I really would - but you left the most wonderful woman ever, to die alone!\nEgo: I didn't want to leave your mother, Peter. But if I don't return regularly to this planet, and the light within, this form will wither and perish -\nPeter Quill: So why didn't you come back?! Why'd you send Yondu, a criminal, of all people, to fetch me?!\nEgo: I loved your mother, Peter! I couldn't stand to set foot on an earth where she wasn't living! You can't imagine what that's like!\nPeter Quill: I know exactly what that's like! I had to watch her die!\nEgo: Over the millions and millions of years of my existence I have made many mistakes, Peter. But you're not one of them. Please give me the chance to be the father she would want me to be. There are so many things I need to teach you. This planet, and the light within... they are a part of you.\nPeter Quill: What do you mean?\nEgo: Give me your hands, son. Here. Hold them like that. Now close your eyes and concentrate. Take your brain to the center of the planet. Yes! Yes!\nPeter Quill: Whoa.\nEgo: Yes, yes - it's okay. Just relax. Concentrate. You can do it. Bring it back. Yes, yes, now - shape it - Feel the energy. Yes. You're home, Peter. Here.\nDrax: How did you get here?\nMantis: Ego found me in my larva state, orphaned on my homeworld. He raised me by hand, and kept me as his own.\nDrax: So you're a pet?\nMantis: I suppose.\nDrax: People usually want cute pets. Why would Ego want a hideous one?\nMantis: I am hideous?\nDrax: You're horrifying to look at, yes. But it is a good thing.\nMantis: Oh?\nDrax: When you are ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.\nMantis: Well, then I am certainly grateful to be ugly! Poor Gamora. She can never trust anyone.\nDrax: Those pools remind me of a time I took my daughter to visit the Forgotten Lakes on my homeworld. She was like you.\nMantis: Disgusting?\nDrax: Innocent.\nMantis: I have never met anyone like you, or your friends. You are filled with such... love. It is a thing I did not know existed, not like this, and I think... I think it may be the very finest of all things. It both hurts and soothes the heart. Drax, there is something I must tell -\nGamora: What's going on?\nMantis: I am learning many things. Like I am a pet and ugly.\nGamora: You're not ugly. Drax. Mantis, can you show us where we'll be staying? I'm getting eye-strain in this place. Why are there no other beings on this planet?\nMantis: The planet IS Ego. A dog would not invite a flea to live on his back.\nGamora: And you're not a flea?\nMantis: I'm a flea with a purpose. I help him sleep.\nGamora: What were you about to say to Drax before I walked out?\nMantis: Nothing. Your quarters are this way.\nTaserface: We'll deliver you to the Kree in the morning. Neither one of you gonna last much longer after that.\nRocket: Okay, Taserface. See you later, Taserface. Hey, Taserface, tell the other guys we said hi, Taserface!\nGef The Ravager: What about the little plant? Can I smash it with a rock?\nTaserface: No, Gef! It's too adorable to kill. Bring it to the tailor.\nRocket: No offense, but your employees are a bunch of jerks.\nYondu: I was a Kree battle-slave for twenty years when Stakar freed me. He offered me a place in the Ravagers. Said all I needed to do was adhere to the code. But I was young and greedy and stupid - like you stealing those batteries.\nRocket: That was mostly Drax.\nYondu: Me and Stakar, and the other captains - we weren't so different from you and your friends. The only family I ever had. But I broke the code. They exiled me. These ones here are the ones who followed - of course they're jerks. Which is what I deserve.\nRocket: Slow down, drama queen. You might deserve this, but I don't. We gotta get out of here.\nYondu: Where's Quill?\nRocket: Went off with his old man.\nYondu: Ego?\nRocket: Yeah. It's a day for dumbass names. You smiled and for a second I got a warm feeling, but then it was ruined by those disgusting-ass teeth. Ever heard of floss?\nYondu: You're like a professional asshole or - ?\nRocket: Pretty much a pro. Why didn't you deliver Quill to Ego like you promised?\nYondu: He was skinny, could fit into places we couldn't. Good for thieving. I got an idea on how to get outta here. But we're gonna need your little friend.\nRetch: Lil' feller's all worked up! Needs a drank! Lookit how cute it is when it's all riled up!\nHalf-Nut: It's Goddang precious!\nYondu: Hey, twig. C'mere.\nRocket: Oh, man. What'd they do to you?\nYondu: Hey, you wanna help us get outta here? There's something I need you to get, and bring back to me. In the Cap'n's quarters, there's a prototype fin, like the thing I wore on my head. There's a drawer next to the bunk. It's inside that. It's red. You got it? That's my underwears.\nRocket: Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know what you were talking about. You have to explain it more careful.\nYondu: All right. It's a prototype fin -\nRocket: That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot.\nYondu: You explain it this time. That's Vorker's eye. He takes it out when he sleeps. Go look again.\nRocket: But leave the eye here.\nYondu: Why?\nRocket: He's gonna wake up tomorrow and he's not gonna know where his eye is! That's a desk. We told you it was this big. Tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere with a bunch of severed human toes. Okay, then let's just agree to never discuss this.\nYondu: The drawer you want to open. Has this symbol on it, okay? What? No.\nRocket: He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.\nYondu: That's not what I said.\nGroot: I am Groot.\nRocket: He's relieved that you don't want him to.\nGroot: I am Groot.\nRocket: He hates hats.\nGroot: I am Groot.\nRocket: On anyone, not just himself.\nGroot: I am Groot.\nRocket: One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head. The next minute, it's just because you realize part of that head is a hat. That's why you don't like hats?\nYondu: This is an important conversation right now?\nRocket: No. Let's try again.\nKraglin: That ain't it. I didn't mean to do a mutiny. They killed all my friends.\nYondu: Go get the third quadrant ready for release.\nRocket: One more thing. You got any clones of Quill's old music on the ship?\nTaserface: He's got it! HE'S GOT IT! YONDU'S GOT THE DAMN FIN!\nRetch: GO!\nScurrilous Ravager: Down there!\nRocket: You maniac. The whole ship is gonna blow.\nYondu: Not the whole ship.\nChambermaid: Who is this? You're not supposed to be on this line.\nTaserface: I'm sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship.\nYondu: Release the quadrant.\nKraglin: Aye Capn'\nTaserface: I only ask one thing. That your High Priestess tells him the name of the man what sealed his fate: Taserface.\nKraglin: Where to, Cap'n?\nRocket: Ego.\nYondu: NO, BOY! It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to hop over fifty jumps at a time.\nRocket: I know that.\nYondu: We're about to do seven-hundred.\nPeter Quill: So I guess this could all be mine someday.\nGamora: Rocket? Rocket, you there? Dammit. What are you doing, Peter?\nPeter Quill: Dance with me.\nGamora: No. I'm not -\nPeter Quill: Come on. This is Sam Cooke, one of the greatest Earth singers of all time. Drax thinks you're not a dancer.\nGamora: If you ever tell anyone about this, I'll kill you.\nPeter Quill: When are we going to do something about this... unspoken thing between us?\nGamora: What unspoken thing?\nPeter Quill: This Cheers-Sam-and-Diane-guy-and- girl-on-a-TV-show-who-dig-each- other-but-never-say-it-'cause-when- they-do-the-ratings-would-go-down sort of thing?\nGamora: There is no unspoken thing between us.\nPeter Quill: Well, that's a Catch-22. Because if you said there was, it would be spoken, and then you'd be a liar. So by saying there isn't, you're telling the truth, and admitting there is.\nGamora: That's not - What we should be discussing right now is that something about this place doesn't feel right.\nPeter Quill: What are you talking about? You were the one who wanted me to come here!\nGamora: That girl, Mantis. She's afraid of something.\nPeter Quill: Why are you trying to take this from me?\nGamora: I'm not -\nPeter Quill: He's my father. He's blood -\nGamora: You have blood on earth. You never wanted to return there.\nPeter Quill: Again - you made me come here! And Earth?! Earth is the place my mother died in front of me.\nGamora: No, it's because that's real, and this is a fantasy.\nPeter Quill: This is real. I'm only half human, remember?\nGamora: That's the half I'm worried about.\nPeter Quill: Oh, I get it. You're jealous because I'm part god! You like me being the weak one!\nGamora: Uh. You were insufferable to begin with. I haven't been able to reach Rocket. I'm going to see if I can get a signal outside.\nPeter Quill: You know, this isn't Cheers after all. It's whatever the show is where one person is willing to, you know, open themselves up to new possibilities, and the other person is just kind of a jerk who doesn't trust anyone! It's a show that doesn't exist - it would never be made, it would be so horrible! It would get zero ratings!\nGamora: You're having a conversation with yourself! I don't know what Cheers is!\nPeter Quill: I finally found my family, don't you understand that!?\nGamora: I thought you already had.\nPeter Quill: So this is how it ends, then? Our whole story. Like this? You and me?\nGamora: Get it through your head, Peter. There is no you and me. There never was. Dammit. You psychopath. Are you kidding me?!\nNebula: I win. I win. I bested you in combat.\nGamora: Uh, no, I just spared your life -\nNebula: You were stupid enough to let me live so -\nGamora: You just let me live!\nNebula: I WIN!\nGamora: Nebula, I really don't need this. My day has been bad enough -\nNebula: I don't need you always trying to beat me!\nGamora: I'm not the one who just flew across the universe because I wanted to win!\nNebula: Don't tell me what I want!\nGamora: I don't have to because you make it obvi -\nNebula: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO WIN, I JUST WANTED A SISTER! You were all I had, but you were the one who needed to win! Thanos pulled my eye from my head and my brain from my skull and my arm from my body because of you!\nEgo: You all right, son? I saw your girl stomp off earlier in quite a huff.\nPeter Quill: Yeah.\nEgo: It's fortuitous you're listening to this song.\nPeter Quill: You know - ?\nEgo: 'Brandy' by Looking Glass. A favorite of your mom's.\nPeter Quill: Yes.\nEgo: One of earth's greatest musical compositions. Perhaps its very greatest.\nPeter Quill: Yeah, it is.\nEgo: You and I, Peter, we're the sailor in the song. He came on a summer's day, bringing gifts from far away - like the child I put in your mother, or the freedom you brought Gamora. Brandy, you're a fine girl, what a good wife you would be. But my life, my love, my lady is the sea. The sea calls the sailor back. He loves the girl, but that's not his place. The sea calls upon him as history calls upon great men, and sometimes we are deprived the pleasures of mortals.\nPeter Quill: Well, you might not be mortal, but me -\nEgo: Death will remain a stranger to both of us as long as the light burns within the planet.\nPeter Quill: I'm immortal? That's... really?\nEgo: Yes, as long as the light exists.\nPeter Quill: And I can use the light to make cool things? Like how you made all this?\nEgo: It'll take thousands of years of practice before you get really good at it . But, yes.\nPeter Quill: Well, get ready for an eight hundred foot statue of Pac Man, then. With Skeletor. And Heather Locklear. I'm gonna make some weird shit.\nEgo: I can't wait to see your weird shit.\nPeter Quill: Wow, that...\nEgo: Came out a little disgusting. It is a tremendous responsibility, Peter. Only we can remake the universe. Only we can take the bridle of the cosmos and lead it where it needs to go.\nPeter Quill: How?\nEgo: Come with me.\nMantis: Drax! Drax! Drax, we need to talk -\nDrax: Ugh. I am sorry, but I like a woman with some meat on her bones.\nMantis: What?\nDrax: I tried to let you down easily by telling you I found you disgusting.\nMantis: No! That's not what I - What are you doing?!\nDrax: I'm imagining being with you physically!\nMantis: Drax, that's not - I don't like you like that. I don't even like the type of thing you are.\nDrax: Hey! There's no need to get personal!\nMantis: Listen! Ego's gotten exactly what he wanted. I should have told you earlier, I am stupid. You are in danger.\nGamora: What's that?\nEgo: You need to readjust the way you process life. Everything around us - including the girl - is temporary. We are forever.\nPeter Quill: Doesn't eternity get boring?\nEgo: Not if you have a purpose, Peter. Which is why you're here. I told you how all those years ago I had an unceasing impulse to find life. I didn't tell you how when I did find it, it was all so... disappointing. And that is when I came to a profound realization. My innate desire to seek out other life was not so that I could walk among that life. Peter, I had found meaning.\nPeter Quill: I see it. Eternity.\nGamora: Oh my God.\nNebula: We need to get off this planet.\nStan Lee: Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted, that time I was a World War II vet -\nYondu: What the hell you doing, boy?!\nRocket: I could tell by how you talked about him - this Ego is bad news. We're here to save Quill.\nYondu: For what? For 'honor'? For 'love'?\nRocket: No! I don't care about those things! I want to save Quill so I can prove I'm better than him! I can lord this over him forever! What are you laughing at me for?!\nYondu: You can fool yourself and everyone else but you can't fool me. I know who you are.\nRocket: You don't know anything about me, loser.\nYondu: I know everything about you. I know you play like the meanest and the hardest 'cause you actually the most scared of all.\nRocket: Shut up.\nYondu: I know you steal batteries you don't need and you push away anyone who's willing to put up with you, 'cause just a little bit of love reminds you how big and empty that hole inside you actually is!\nRocket: I said, shut up.\nYondu: I know the scientists what made you never gave a rat's ass about you -\nRocket: I'm serious, dude - !\nYondu: Just like my own damn parents, who sold me, their own little baby, into slavery! I know who you are, boy, because you're me.\nRocket: What kind of pair are we?\nYondu: The kind that's about to go fight a planet I reckon.\nRocket: All right, okay, that's - Wait. Fight a what?\nDrax: Hey!\nGamora: Who are you people?! What is this place?!\nDrax: What is she doing here?\nNebula: Just watching the fireworks.\nDrax: Gamora, let her go!\nGamora: The bodies in the caverns, who are they?!\nMantis: You are scared.\nEgo: I call it the Expansion. It is my purpose. And now it's yours as well.\nPeter Quill: It's beautiful.\nEgo: Over thousands of years I implanted thousands of extensions of myself on thousands of worlds. I needed to fulfill life's one true purpose: to grow and to spread, covering all that exists, until everything... is me.\nGamora: What did she do to me?!\nDrax: She already told me everything.\nEgo: I only had one problem. A single Celestial doesn't have enough power for such an enterprise. But two Celestials - well now, that just might do.\nMantis: The bodies are his children.\nEgo: Out of all my labors the most beguiling was attempting to graft my DNA with that of another species. I hoped the result of such a coupling would be enough to power the expansion. I had Yondu deliver some of them to me. It broke the Ravager code - but I compensated him generously. And, to ease his conscience, I told him I would never hurt them. That was true. They never felt a thing. But, one after the other, they failed me. None of them had the Celestial genes. Until you, Peter. Out of all my spawn, only you have carried the connection to the light.\nGamora: We need to find Peter now and get off this damn planet.\nMantis: Ego will have won him to his side by now. He has a way of -\nNebula: Then we just go.\nGamora: No. He's our friend.\nNebula: All any of you do is yell at each other. You're not friends.\nDrax: You're right. We're family. We leave no one behind. Except maybe you.\nNebula: Oh my god.\nEgo: For the first time in my life, I am truly not alone. What is it, son?\nPeter Quill: My friends.\nEgo: That's the mortal in you, Peter.\nPeter Quill: Yes. I don't need that.\nEgo: What are we?\nPeter Quill: Forever.\nEgo: What are they?\nPeter Quill: Temporary.\nEgo: You think you love them. But love is merely an evolutionary trick in the service of reproduction. We are beyond such things.\nPeter Quill: Yes.\nEgo: Now -\nPeter Quill: But my mother. You said you loved my mother.\nEgo: That I did. My river lily, who knew the words to every song that came on the radio. I returned to earth to see her three times. I knew if I came back a fourth, I'd never leave. The expansion, the reason for my very existence would be over. So I did what I had to do. But it broke my heart to put that tumor in her head.\nPeter Quill: Wh- what?\nEgo: I know that sounds bad - Who in the hell do you think you are?\nPeter Quill: You killed my mother!\nEgo: I tried so hard to find the form that best suited you, and this is the thanks I get? You really need to grow up. I wanted to do this together! But I suppose you'll have to learn by spending the next thousand years as a battery, 'Star-Lord'.\nGamora: Rocket?!\nRocket: Keep that transmitter nearby so I can find you. We're in an old piece of construction equipment Yondu once used to slice open the Bank of A'askavaria.\nGamora: Ego's unhinged -\nRocket: I know. Get ready.\nYondu: Drop it, Kraglin!\nRocket: I got a plan.\nYondu: What is it?\nRocket: It's pretty simple.\nPeter Quill: NO.\nEgo: 'My life, my love, my lady is the sea'? Peter, THIS IS THE SEA.\nYondu: Hey there, Jackass.\nDrax: Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot.\nGamora: I told you something didn't feel right.\nPeter Quill: 'I told you so.' That's really what I need right now.\nGamora: I came back, didn't I?\nPeter Quill: Because there's an unspoken thing.\nGamora: There is no unspoken thing.\nDrax: What are you doing? You could have killed us all crashing in here like that!\nRocket: Uh, 'Thank you, Rocket'?\nDrax: We had it under control.\nMantis: We did not. That is only an extension of his true self. He will be back soon.\nPeter Quill: What's Smurfette doing here!?\nNebula: Back rubs, dishes, killing gods, whatever I need to do to get a damn ride home.\nRocket: She tried to murder me!\nNebula: I saved you, you stupid fox.\nGamora: He's not a fox.\nGroot: I am Groot.\nRocket: I'm not a raboon either!\nGroot: I am Groot.\nRocket: 'Raccoon,' whatever!\nDrax: How do we kill a Celestial?\nPeter Quill: There's the center to him - his brain, his soul, whatever it is, in some sort of shell -\nMantis: It's in the caverns below the surface.\nPeter Quill: YONDU?\nNebula: If he's got that fin back, I am so screwed.\nYondu: Thrusters are out!\nPeter Quill: I guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid. Otherwise you would have delivered me to this maniac!\nYondu: You still reckon that's the reason I kept you around, you idiot?!\nPeter Quill: That's what you told me, you old doofus!\nYondu: Once I figured out what happened to them other kids, I wasn't gonna just hand you over.\nPeter Quill: You said you were gonna eat me!\nYondu: That was being funny!\nPeter Quill: Not to me!!\nRocket: You people have issues.\nPeter Quill: Of course I have issues that's my fricking father!!... Thrusters are back up.\nYondu: We should be going up!\nPeter Quill: We can't. Ego wants to eradicate the universe as we know it. We have to kill him. Rocket!\nRocket: Got it. So, we're saving the galaxy again?\nPeter Quill: I guess.\nRocket: Awesome. We'll really be able to jack up our prices if we're two- time-galaxy savers.\nPeter Quill: I seriously can't believe that is where your mind goes.\nRocket: It was just a random thought, man! I thought we were friends! Of course I care about the planets, and the buildings, and all of the animals on the planets.\nPeter Quill: And the people.\nRocket: Meh.\nMantis: The crabby puppy is so cute he makes me want to die!\nDrax: Your suicidal thoughts sadden me, but your wish will likely come true.\nAyesha: Pilots, release envoy units! Our sensors detect the batteries are below the surface of the planet. Dive!\nKraglin: Uhh... Cap'n? Cap'n?\nYondu: So why'd Ego want you here?\nPeter Quill: He needs my genetic connection to the light to help destroy the universe. He tried to teach me how to control the power.\nYondu: So could you?\nPeter Quill: A little. I made a ball.\nYondu: A ball?\nPeter Quill: I thought as hard as a could, that's all I could come up with.\nYondu: You 'thought'? You think when I make this arrow fly I use my head?\nPeter Quill: What do you use?\nGamora: Whoa.\nMantis: There! Thats Ego's core.\nGamora: That ore's thick. Rocket, we're gonna need to use the big laser.\nMantis: We must hurry. It will not take Ego long to find us.\nRocket: Keep it still!\nPeter Quill: We drill into the center, we kill him.\nYondu: What is it, Kraglin?\nKraglin: Um, remember that Ayesha chick?\nYondu: Yeah, why? Aw, hell.\nPeter Quill: Why aren't you firing the laser?!\nRocket: They blew out the generator! I think I packed a small detonator.\nNebula: A detonator is worthless without explosives!\nRocket: We got these!\nPeter Quill: Is it strong enough to kill Ego?\nRocket: If it is, it will cause a chain reaction throughout his entire nervous system.\nPeter Quill: Meaning what?\nRocket: The entire planet will explode. We'll have to get out of here fast. I rigged a timer.\nPeter Quill: Go!\nMantis: He's coming.\nDrax: Didn't you say you could make him sleep?\nMantis: When he wants! He's too powerful! I can't!\nDrax: You don't have to believe in yourself because I believe in you.\nMantis: SLEEP!\nDrax: I never thought she'd be able to do it. With as skinny and weak as she appears to be.\nMantis: I don't know how long I can hold him!\nGamora: You need to, girl. If you don't keep Ego at bay, we all die.\nRocket: The metal is too thick! For the bomb to work we'd actually need to place it on Ego's core. And our fat butts ain't gonna fit through those tiny holes.\nPeter Quill: Well...\nRocket: That's a terrible idea.\nPeter Quill: Which is the only kind of idea we got left.\nRocket: Unbelievable. 'Rocket, do this. Rocket, do that.'\nPeter Quill: Uh, what a day.\nRocket: All right. First you flick this switch, then this switch. That activates it. And then you push this button, which will give you five minutes to get out of there. Whatever you do don't push this button, because that will set off the bomb immediately, and we'll all be dead. Now repeat back what I just said.\nGroot: I am Groot.\nRocket: Uh huh.\nGroot: I am Groot.\nRocket: That's right.\nGroot: I am Groot.\nRocket: No! That's the button that will kill everyone! Try again.\nGroot: I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot.\nRocket: No! That's exactly what you just said! How is that even possible?! Which button is the button you're supposed to push?! Point to it. NO!!!\nPeter Quill: Hey, you're making him nervous!\nRocket: Shut up! And give me some tape! Does anyone have any tape out there!? I want to put some tape over the death button!\nPeter Quill: I don't have any tape. Let me check. Yo, Yondu, do you have any - ow! - do you have any tape?! No one has any tape.\nRocket: Not a single person has tape?\nPeter Quill: You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag! If anyone had tape it would be you!\nRocket: That's exactly my point! I have to do everything!\nPeter Quill: Dude, you're wasting time!\nRocket: We're all gonna die.\nYondu: We're done for without the generator.\nAyesha: Guardians! Perhaps it will provide you solace that your deaths are not without purpose. They will serve as a warning to all of those tempted with betraying us; don't screw with the Sovereign.\nYondu: This is gonna hurt.\nNebula: Promises, promises.\nDrax: Hey!\nAyesha: NO!! NO! NOOOOO!!\nPeter Quill: We're gonna blow!\nGamora: Peter?\nYondu: What?\nPeter Quill: You look like Mary Poppins.\nYondu: Is he cool?\nPeter Quill: Yeah. He's cool.\nYondu: I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!\nPeter Quill: Oh. Wow.\nDrax: She's just unconscious.\nPeter Quill: How long before the bomb goes off?\nRocket: In the unlikely event Groot doesn't kill us all, about six minutes.\nYondu: Kraglin. We need the Quadrant for extraction in T-minus five minutes.\nKraglin: Aye, Cap'n!\nPeter Quill: Someone needs to be up top when Kraglin arrives. Drax, take Mantis.\nDrax: Ahhh! My nipples!\nPeter Quill: Gamora!!\nNebula: Oh, get over it.\nGamora: We have to get up to the extraction point!\nEgo: I told you I don't want to do this alone. You cannot deny the purpose the universe has bestowed upon you!\nOfficer Fitzgibbon: Please, everyone. Step back. I need you all to clear the -\nWeird Old Man: What is that?\nGrandpa Quill: Come on, ma'am.\nEgo: It doesn't need to be like this Peter Why are you destroying our chance?! Stop pretending you aren't, what you are! One in billions... Trillions, even more! What greater meaning could life possibly have to offer?!\nYondu: I don't use my head to fly the arrow, boy! I use my h -\nPeter Quill: You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my walkman.\nRocket: Groot! Groot, if you can can hear me, hurry up - I'm not sure how long Quill can keep him distracted! Yondu! We're about to blow!\nYondu: Get to the ship.\nRocket: Not without Quill.\nYondu: You gotta take care of the twig.\nRocket: Not without you.\nYondu: I ain't done nothing right my whole damn life, rat. You need to give me this.\nRocket: A space suit and an aero rig. I only have one of each.\nGroot: I am Groot.\nYondu: What's that?\nRocket: He says welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy... only he didn't use 'frickin'.\nYondu: Bye, twig.\nRocket: We're gonna need to have a discussion about your language.\nGamora: Where's Peter? Rocket, where is he?! Rocket?! Rocket, look at me! Where is he?! I'm not leaving without him.\nRocket: I'm sorry. I can only afford to lose one friend today. Kraglin, GO!\nDrax: Wait. Is Quill back? Rocket, where's Quill?! Where's Quill?! WHERE'S QUILL?!\nEgo: No, we need to stop it! Listen to me! You are a god! If you kill me, you'll just be like everyone else!\nPeter Quill: What's so wrong with that?\nEgo: NO -\nYondu: He may have been your father, boy. But he wasn't your daddy.\nPeter Quill: What?\nYondu: I'm sorry I didn't do it right. I'm damn lucky you're my boy.\nPeter Quill: What? Yondu, you can't! What are you doing? What are you doing?! Yondu. Yondu, no! No. No! The other day I told Gamora how I used to pretend my dad was David Hasselhoff. He's a singer and actor from earth... a really famous guy. And, you know, today it struck me. Yondu didn't have a talking car, but he did have a flying arrow. And he didn't have the voice of an angel, but he did have the whistle of one. And both David Hasselhoff and Yondu went on kickass adventures, and hooked up with hot women, and fought robots. So, the thing is, David Hasselhoff kinda did end up being my Dad after all, only he was Yondu. I had a pretty cool Dad. Quill starts to break down. And what I'm trying to say here is, that thing you're searching for your whole life, sometimes it's right there by your side all along and you don't even know it.\nGroot: I am Groot?\nRocket: Yeah. That's the friend I was talking about.\nGroot: I am Groot.\nRocket: He did call you 'twig.'\nGamora: Nebula. I was just a child. Like you. I was concerned with staying alive until the next day - every day. And I never considered what Thanos was doing to you. I am sorry. I'm trying to make it right, everything I did.\nPeter Quill: There are little girls like you were - little boys - all over the universe - who are in danger. You can stay with us, and help them.\nNebula: I'll help them by killing Thanos.\nGamora: I don't know if that's possible. You'll always be my sister.\nKraglin: Pete. Cap'n found this for you in a junker shop. Said someday you'd come back to the fold. It's called a Zune - what everyone listens to on earth nowadays. It's got three hundred songs.\nPeter Quill: Wait. Rocket grabbed the pieces and reassembled them. I think Yondu would want you to have it.\nKraglin: Thank you... Cap'n.\nRocket: They came.\nDrax: What is it?\nRocket: I sent word to Yondu's old Ravager buddies and told them what he did.\nPeter Quill: It's a Ravager funeral.\nMartinex: He didn't let us down after all, Cap'n.\nStakar: No, he did not, son. He did not.\nCharlie-27: Fare thee well, old friend.\nAleta: See you in the stars, Yondu Udonta.\nRocket: He didn't chase 'em away.\nPeter Quill: No.\nRocket: Even though he yelled at 'em. And was always mean. And he stole batteries he didn't need.\nPeter Quill: Of course not. What?\nGamora: It's just some unspoken thing.\nMantis: It's beautiful.\nDrax: It is. And so are you. On the inside.\nStakar: It's a shame it takes a tragedy like losing Yondu to bring us all back together. But I think he'd be proud if he knew we were working as a team again. What say we steal some shit?\nCharlie-27: In.\nMartinex: Dope.\nMainframe: I MISSED you guys!\nAleta: Hell. Yes.\nChambermaid: High Priestess, the Council is waiting.\nAyesha: They are perturbed I have wasted our resources. When they see what I have created here, their wrath will dissipate, though it will be some time.\nChambermaid: That is not just another birthing pod, ma'am?\nAyesha: That, my child, is the next step in our evolution: more powerful, more beautiful, and more capable of destroying the Guardians of the Galaxy. I think I shall call him... 'Adam'.\nPeter Quill: Dude, seriously, you got to clean up your room. It's a complete mess.\nGroot: I am Groot.\nPeter Quill: I'm not boring, man. You're boring. Once I got stuck on a planet where everyone was just lines and dots. I had to use geometry to get out of prison. Is that boring? You know what's boring? Not doing the dishes. What's boring is me tripping over your vines everywhere. Drax and I switched pants in the middle of that party last weekend. For no reason other than we're awesome and very much not boring. Once I got a venereal disease that made me float for three days... Don't tell Gamora... it's dormant, but... If that's boring then, I guess I'm boring. I'm not boring. What's boring is when you roll your eyes like that at me and make an exasperated sound like I'm an old, boring, stupid idiot. Now I know how Yondu felt. Yondu."}
{"text": "Adrian Toomes: Things are never gonna be the same now. I mean, look at this. You got aliens. You got big green guys tearing down buildings. When I was a kid, I used to draw cowboys and Indians.\nPhineas Mason: Actually, it's Native American, but whatever.\nAdrian Toomes: Yeah. Tell you what, though. It ain't bad, is it?\nPhineas Mason: No. Yeah. Kid's got a future.\nAdrian Toomes: Yeah, well... We'll see, I guess. No, hey! Uh-uh! You can't saw through that stuff. These alien bastards are tough. You gotta use the stuff they use. See?\nHerman Schultz: All right.\nAdrian Toomes: All right. Oh, hey! Glad you could join us. Afternoon.\nJackson Brice: Yeah. My alarm didn't go off.\nAdrian Toomes: Yeah, yeah, yeah, your alarm. Look, just go stack that armor plating like I asked you. This is a huge deal for us.\nAnne Marie Hoag: Attention, please! In accordance with Executive Order 396B, all post-battle cleanup operations are now under our jurisdiction. Thank you for your service. We'll take it from here.\nAdrian Toomes: Who the hell are you?\nDodc Agent: Qualified personnel.\nAdrian Toomes: Look, I have a city contract to salvage all this, okay, with the city, so-\nAnne Marie Hoag: I apologize, Mr. Toomes, but all salvage operations are now under our jurisdiction. Please turn over any and all exotic materials that you've collected, or you will be prosecuted.\nAdrian Toomes: Ma'am, what am I- Please. Come here. Hey, lady, come on. Look... I bought trucks for this job. I brought in a whole new crew. These guys have a family. I have a family. I'm all in on this. I could lose my house.\nAnne Marie Hoag: I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing I can do.\nDodc Agent: Maybe next time, don't over extend yourself.\nAdrian Toomes: What'd you say? Yeah, he's right. I overextended myself.\nWorker: Don't do it.\nAnne Marie Hoag: Put them down. If you have a grievance, you may take it up with my superiors.\nAdrian Toomes: Your superiors. Who the hell are they?\nNews Anchor: A joint venture between Stark Industries and the federal government, the Department of Damage Control will oversee the collection and storage of alien and other exotic materials.\nHerman Schultz: So now the assholes who made this mess are being paid to clean it up.\nPhineas Mason: Yeah, it's all rigged.\nNews Anchor: Experts estimate there are over fifteen hundred tons of exotic material scattered throughout the tri-state area.\nWorker: Hey, chief! We still have another load from yesterday. We're supposed to turn this in, right?\nJackson Brice: I ain't hauling it.\nPhineas Mason: It's too bad. We could have made some pretty cool stuff from all that alien junk.\nAdrian Toomes: I tell you what, let's keep it. The world's changing. It's time we change, too. There you go, Mason. Business is good.\nPeter Parker: New York. Queens. It's a rough borough, but hey, it's home.\nHappy Hogan: Who are you talking to?\nPeter Parker: No one. Just making a little video of the trip.\nHappy Hogan: You know you can't show it to anyone.\nPeter Parker: Yeah, I know.\nHappy Hogan: Then why are you narrating in that voice?\nPeter Parker: Uh... Because it's fun.\nHappy Hogan: Fun.\nPeter Parker: So, uh, why do they call you Happy?\nHappy Hogan: Come on. I'm not carrying your bags. Let's go.\nPeter Parker: Hey, should I go to the bathroom before?\nHappy Hogan: There's a bathroom on it.\nPeter Parker: Whoa. No pilot? That's awesome.\nHappy Hogan: Is that where you're gonna sit?\nPeter Parker: Yeah.\nHappy Hogan: This is your first time on a private plane?\nPeter Parker: My first time on any plane. Should it...? Should it be...? Should it be making that noise? Shh. No one has actually told me why I'm in Berlin or what I'm doing. Something about Captain America going crazy.\nHappy Hogan: This is you.\nPeter Parker: Oh, we're neighbors?\nHappy Hogan: We're not roommates. Suit up.\nPeter Parker: Okay, Peter, you got this. You got this.\nHappy Hogan: What the hell are you wearing?\nPeter Parker: It's my suit.\nHappy Hogan: Where's the case?\nPeter Parker: What case? That's not my... What? I thought that was a closet. This is still my room?\nHappy Hogan: Go. Please.\nPeter Parker: My room is way bigger than...\nHappy Hogan: There.\nPeter Parker: I found the case. I found the case. I found the case. \"A minor upgrade\"? Whoa. Oh my God.\nHappy Hogan: Put it on.\nPeter Parker: What the...? This is the coolest thing I've ever seen-\nHappy Hogan: Let's go.\nPeter Parker: But, yeah. Well, I don't understand. Is it for me? Happy, Happy, wait. This is insane. Insane. Look at this thing. Look. Look at the eyes. This is the greatest day of my life.\nHappy Hogan: Let's go.\nPeter Parker: Okay.\nHappy Hogan: Come on.\nPeter Parker: Okay, there's Captain America, Iron Man, Black Widow. Whoa. Who's that new guy?\nTony Stark: Underoos!\nPeter Parker: Oh, that's me. I gotta go. I gotta go. Hey, everyone. Okay, so the craziest thing just happened, right? I just had a fight with Captain America and I stole his shield and I threw it at him- What the hell? He's big now. I gotta go. Hang on. Whoa! It was the most amazing thing that's ever happened! So Mr. Stark was like, \"Hey, Underoos!\" and I just sort of flipped in and I stole Cap's shield. I was like, \"Hey, what's up, everybody?\" And then... Hey, just a second! Coming! Hey.\nHappy Hogan: We have thin walls here.\nTony Stark: What are you doing, a little video diary?\nPeter Parker: Yeah.\nTony Stark: It's all right. I'd probably do the same.\nHappy Hogan: I told him not to do it. He was filming everything.\nTony Stark: It's okay.\nHappy Hogan: I'm gonna wipe the chip.\nTony Stark: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You know what? We should actually... We should make an alibi video for your aunt anyway. You ready?\nPeter Parker: Yeah, hold on.\nTony Stark: We rolling?\nPeter Parker: An alibi? Sure.\nTony Stark: Get in the frame.\nPeter Parker: Okay.\nTony Stark: Hey, May. How you doing? What are you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope. Peter, that's inappropriate. All right, let's start over. You can edit it.\nPeter Parker: Mm-hmm.\nTony Stark: Three, two, one. Hey, May. My gosh, uh, I wanted to tell you what an incredible job your nephew did this weekend at the Stark internship retreat. Everyone was impressed.\nHappy Hogan: Come on! It's a freaking merge. I'm sorry.\nTony Stark: This is because you're not on Queens Boulevard. See, Happy is... is hoping to get bumped up to asset management. He was forehead of security, and before that, he was just a driver.\nHappy Hogan: That was a private conversation. I don't like joking about this. It was hard for me to talk to you about that.\nTony Stark: No, seriously, was he snoring a bunch?\nHappy Hogan: All right. Here we are. End of the line. Whoops.\nTony Stark: Happy, can you give us a moment?\nHappy Hogan: You want me to leave the car?\nTony Stark: Why don't you grab Peter's case out of the trunk.\nPeter Parker: I can keep the suit?\nTony Stark: Yes, we were just talking about it. Do me a favor, though. Happy's kind of your point guy on this. Don't stress him out. Don't do anything stupid. I've seen his cardiogram. All right?\nPeter Parker: Yes.\nTony Stark: Don't do anything I would do, and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a... There's a little grey area in there, and that's where you operate.\nPeter Parker: Wait, does that mean that I'm an Avenger?\nTony Stark: No.\nHappy Hogan: This it?\nTony Stark: Seventh floor.\nPeter Parker: I can take that. You don't have to take it.\nHappy Hogan: You're gonna take it?\nPeter Parker: Yeah, I can take that.\nHappy Hogan: Thank you.\nPeter Parker: So when's, when's our next... When's our next \"retreat,\" you know? Like...\nTony Stark: What, next mission?\nPeter Parker: Yeah, the mission. The missions.\nTony Stark: We'll call you.\nPeter Parker: Do you have my numbers?\nTony Stark: No, I mean, we'll call you. Like, someone will call you.\nPeter Parker: Oh.\nTony Stark: All right?\nPeter Parker: From your team.\nTony Stark: Okay. It's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you. We're not there yet. Bye.\nPeter Parker: They're gonna call me. Hey Happy just checking in. I'm out of school at 2:45 PM. Ready for my next mission! It's Peter BTW. Parker.\nFlash Thompson: What's up, Penis Parker?\nBetty Brant: Rise and shine, Midtown Science and Technology.\nJason Ionello: Students, don't forget about your homecoming tickets. Do you have a date for homecoming?\nBetty Brant: Thanks, Jason, but I already have a date.\nJason Ionello: Okay.\nBetty Brant: Yeah.\nPrincipal Morita: Good morning. Damn it. You, in my office right now.\nNed Leeds: Join me, and together... we'll build my new Lego Death Star.\nPeter Parker: What?\nCheerleader: So lame.\nPeter Parker: No way! That's awesome. How many pieces?\nNed Leeds: Three thousand eight hundred and three.\nPeter Parker: That's insane.\nNed Leeds: I know. You want to build it tonight?\nPeter Parker: No, I can't tonight. I've got the Stark-\nNed Leeds: Mm-hmm. Stark internship.\nPeter Parker: Yeah, exactly.\nNed Leeds: Always got that internship.\nPeter Parker: Yeah, well, hopefully, soon it'll lead to a real job with them.\nNed Leeds: That would be so sweet.\nPeter Parker: Right?\nNed Leeds: He'd be all, \"Good job on those spreadsheets, Peter. Here's a gold coin.\" I don't know how jobs work.\nPeter Parker: That's exactly how they work.\nNed Leeds: Oh. I'll knock out the basic bones of the Death Star at my place. And, and then I'll come by afterwards... ...because for the most part, the difficult thing is the base of it. The top half we can knock out in two hours, tops.\nPeter Parker: That'd be great.\nGirl: I'm gonna be late!\nMs. Warren: Okay, so how do we calculate linear acceleration between points A and B? Flash.\nFlash Thompson: It's the product of sine of the angle and gravity divided by the mass.\nMs. Warren: Nope. Peter. You still with us?\nPeter Parker: Uh... Uh... Yeah, yeah. Uh... Mass cancels out, so it's just gravity times sine.\nMs. Warren: Right. See, Flash, being the fastest isn't always the best if you are wrong.\nFlash Thompson: You're dead.\nMr. Cobbwell: Today we'll be talking about Danish physicist Niels Bohr, but trust me, there is nothing Bohr-ing about his discoveries regarding quantum theory.\nPeter Parker: Did Liz get a new top?\nNed Leeds: No. We've seen that before, but never with that skirt.\nGirl: Liz, hey.\nLiz Toomes: Hi!\nGirl: That looks so good!\nPeter Parker: We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy, though.\nMichelle \"Mj\" Jones: Too late. You guys are losers.\nNed Leeds: But then why do you sit with us?\nMichelle \"Mj\" Jones: Because I don't have any friends.\nLiz Toomes: Let's move to the next question. What is the heaviest naturally-occurring element?\nCharles Murphy: Hydrogen's the lightest. That's not the question. Okay. Yeah.\nAbraham Brown: Uranium.\nLiz Toomes: That is correct. Thank you, Abraham.\nAbraham Brown: Yes.\nLiz Toomes: Please open your books to page ten.\nMr. Harrington: Peter, it's nationals. Is there no way you could take one weekend off?\nPeter Parker: I can't go to Washington because if Mr. Stark needs me, then I have to make sure that I'm here.\nFlash Thompson: You've never even been in the same room as Tony Stark.\nCindy Moon: Wait, what's happening?\nSally Avril: Peter's not going to Washington.\nCindy Moon: No. No, no, no, no, no. No. No.\nAbraham Brown: Why not?\nLiz Toomes: Really? Right before nationals?\nMichelle \"Mj\" Jones: He already quit marching band and robotics lab. I'm not obsessed with him. Just very observant.\nLiz Toomes: Flash, you're in for Peter.\nFlash Thompson: Ooh, I don't know. I gotta check my calendar first. I got a hot date with Black Widow coming up.\nAbraham Brown: That is false.\nMr. Harrington: What did I tell you about using the bell for comedic purposes?\nPeter Parker: Hey, what's up?\nMan: Hey, man.\nPeter Parker: What's up, Mr. Delmar?\nMr. Delmar: Hey, Mr. Parker. Number five, right?\nPeter Parker: Yeah, um, and, uh, with pickles, and can you smush it down real flat? Thanks.\nDeli Clerk: You got it, boss.\nMr. Delmar: How's your aunt?\nPeter Parker: Yeah, she's alright.\nMr. Delmar: His aunt is a very hot Italian woman.\nDeli Clerk: Oh, yeah?\nPeter Parker: How is your daughter, huh?\nMr. Delmar: Ten dollars.\nPeter Parker: It's five dollars.\nMr. Delmar: For that comment, ten dollars.\nPeter Parker: Hey, come on, I'm joking. I'm joking. Here's five dollars. What's up, Murph? How you doing, buddy?\nMr. Delmar: So, how's school?\nPeter Parker: Ah, you know, it's boring. Got better things to do.\nMr. Delmar: Stay in school, kid. Stay in school. Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me.\nPeter Parker: This is great.\nMr. Delmar: Best sandwiches in Queens.\nPeter Parker: Ah, finally. Hey, could you hold this for a second? Thanks. Hey, is this anybody's bike? No? Hey, buddy, is this your bike?\nMan: I have no change.\nPeter Parker: Does anyone have a pen? Do you have a pen? Whoo! Everybody good?\nStreet Vendor: Hey! You're that spider guy on YouTube, right?\nPeter Parker: Call me Spider-Man!\nStreet Vendor: Okay, Spider-Man. Do a flip. Yeah!\nMan: Not bad.\nPeter Parker: Hey, buddy. Shouldn't steal cars. It's bad.\nCar Jacker: It's my car, dumbass!\nMarjorie: Hey! Shut that off!\nPeter Parker: I was just tryin' to-\nCar Jacker: Can you tell him it's my car?\nDay Sleeper: I work at nights! Come on, dude!\nOld Man: That's not your car! That's his car.\nPeter Parker: How was I supposed to know? He was putting that thing in the window!\nResident 1: Every day with these damn alarms!\nResident 2: Shut it off!\nStan Lee: Don't make me come down there, you punk!\nMarjorie: Hey, Gary. How you doing?\nStan Lee: Marjorie, how are you? How's your mother?\nPeter Parker: Ugh! I'm good, I'm good.\nVoicemail: You have reached the voicemail box of...\nHappy Hogan: Happy Hogan.\nPeter Parker: Hey, Happy! Um, here's my report for tonight. I stopped a grand theft bicycle. Couldn't find the owner, so I just left a note. Um... I helped this lost, old Dominican lady. She was really nice and bought me a churro. So I just, um, feel like I could be doing more. You know? Just curious when the next real mission is gonna be. So, yeah, just call me back. It's Peter. Parker. Why would I tell him about the churro?\nRobber 1: Can't wait to see this thing, guys.\nPeter Parker: Finally, something good.\nRobber 1: Yo, this high tech stuff makes it too easy.\nRobber 2: Told you it was worth it.\nRobber 1: Okay, go, go, go.\nRobber 3: Oh, nice.\nRobber 4: We can hit, like, five more places tonight.\nPeter Parker: What's up, guys? You forgot your PIN number? Whoa! You're the Avengers. What are you guys doing here? Thor. Hulk. Good to finally meet you guys. I thought you'd be more handsome in person. Iron Man. Hey, what are you doing robbing a bank? You're a billionaire. Hey! Oh, this feels so weird. Whoa, what is that thing? I'm starting... to think... you're not... the Avengers!\n911 Operator: 911. What's your emergency?\nMr. Delmar: Uh... Spider-Man is fighting the Avengers in a bank on 21st street.\nPeter Parker: Alright guys, let's wrap this up. It's a school night. So, how do jerks like you get tech like this? No. Wait, wait, wait! Mr. Delmar. Hey, Mr. Delmar, you in there? Is anybody in here? Hello? Oh, come on. You've got to be- Here, here.\nMr. Delmar: Good, yeah.\nHappy Hogan: Okay. Good. Yes. Yes- No. No, put that down. That's worth more than you or me. Yeah?\nPeter Parker: Happy, the craziest thing just happened to me. These guys were robbing an ATM with these high tech weapons-\nHappy Hogan: Hey, take a breath, okay? I don't have time for ATM robberies...\nPeter Parker: Yeah, but-\nHappy Hogan: ...or the thoughtful notes you leave behind. I have moving day to worry about. Everything's gotta be out of here by next week.\nPeter Parker: Wait. Wait! You're moving? Who's moving?\nHappy Hogan: Yeah, don't you watch the news? Tony sold Avengers Tower. We're relocating to a new facility upstate where, hopefully, the cell service is much worse.\nPeter Parker: But what about me?\nHappy Hogan: What about you?\nPeter Parker: Well, what if Mr. Stark needs me or something, I don't know, something big goes down? Can I please just talk to Mr. Stark?\nHappy Hogan: Look, just stay away from anything too dangerous. I'm responsible for making sure you're responsible, okay?\nPeter Parker: I am responsible. I- Oh, crap. My backpack's gone.\nHappy Hogan: That doesn't sound responsible.\nPeter Parker: I'll call you back.\nHappy Hogan: Feel free not to.\nMay Parker: What was that?\nPeter Parker: Uh, it's nothing. It's nothing!\nNed Leeds: You're the Spider-Man. From YouTube.\nPeter Parker: I'm not. I'm not.\nNed Leeds: You were on the ceiling.\nPeter Parker: No, I wasn't. Ned, what are you doing in my room?\nNed Leeds: May let me in. You said we were gonna finish the Death Star.\nPeter Parker: You can't just bust into my room!\nMay Parker: The turkey meatloaf recipe is a disaster. Let's go to dinner. Thai? Ned, you want Thai?\nNed Leeds: Yes.\nPeter Parker: No. He's got a thing.\nNed Leeds: A thing to do after.\nMay Parker: Okay. Maybe put on some clothes.\nNed Leeds: Oh, she doesn't know?\nPeter Parker: Nobody knows. I mean, Mr. Stark knows because he made my suit, but that's it.\nNed Leeds: Tony Stark made you that? Are you an Avenger?\nPeter Parker: Yeah, basically.\nNed Leeds: Whoa...\nPeter Parker: You can't tell anybody about this. You gotta keep it a secret.\nNed Leeds: A secret? Why?\nPeter Parker: You know what she's like. If she finds out people try and kill me every single night, she's not going to let me do this anymore. Come on, Ned, please.\nNed Leeds: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I'll level with you. I don't think I can keep this a secret. This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me, Peter!\nPeter Parker: Ned, May cannot know. I cannot do that to her right now, you know? I mean, everything that's happened with her, I... Please.\nNed Leeds: Okay.\nPeter Parker: Just swear it, okay?\nNed Leeds: I swear.\nPeter Parker: Thank you.\nNed Leeds: Yeah.\nPeter Parker: I can't believe this is happening right now.\nNed Leeds: Can I try the suit on?\nPeter Parker: No.\nNed Leeds: How does it work? Is it magnets? How do you shoot the strings?\nPeter Parker: I'm gonna tell you about this at school tomorrow, okay?\nNed Leeds: Great. Okay, well, wait, then. How do you do this and the Stark internship?\nPeter Parker: This is the Stark internship.\nNed Leeds: Oh.\nPeter Parker: Just get out of here.\nMay Parker: What's the matter? Thought you loved larb. It's too larby? Not larby enough. How many times do I have to say \"larb\" before you talk to me? You know I larb you.\nPeter Parker: I'm just stressed. The internship, and I'm tired. A lot of work.\nMay Parker: The Stark internship. I have to tell you, not a fan of that Tony Stark. Distracted all the time... he's got you in your head.\nNews Anchor: The beloved Queens' institution, Delmar's Sandwiches, was destroyed...\nMay Parker: What does he have you doing?\nNews Anchor: ...in an explosion...\nMay Parker: You need to use your instincts.\nNews Anchor: ...earlier tonight after an ATM robbery was thwarted by Queens' own colorful local crime-stopper, the Spider-Man. As the Spider-Man attempted to foil their heist, a powerful blast was set off, slicing through the bodega across the street. Miraculously, no one was harmed.\nMay Parker: If you spot something like that happening, you turn and you run the other way.\nPeter Parker: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.\nMay Parker: Six blocks away from us.\nPeter Parker: I... uh... I need a new backpack.\nMay Parker: What?\nPeter Parker: I need a new backpack.\nMay Parker: That's five.\nThai Waiter: Sticky rice pudding.\nMay Parker: Oh, we didn't order that.\nThai Waiter: It's on the house.\nMay Parker: Oh! Thanks. That's nice of him.\nPeter Parker: I think he larbs you.\nNed Leeds: You got bit by a spider? Can it bite me? Well, it probably would've hurt, right? You know what? Whatever. Even if it did hurt, I'd let it bite me. Maybe. How much did it hurt?\nPeter Parker: The spider's dead, Ned.\nNed Leeds: Whoa. You were here?\nPeter Parker: Yeah.\nNed Leeds: You could've died. Do you lay eggs?\nPeter Parker: What? No.\nNed Leeds: Can you spit venom?\nPeter Parker: No.\nNed Leeds: Can you summon an army of spiders?\nPeter Parker: No, Ned.\nHistory Teacher: The Sokovia Accords were put into place...\nNed Leeds: How far can you shoot your webs?\nPeter Parker: It's unknown. Shut up.\nHistory Teacher: ...to begin regulating...\nNed Leeds: If I was you, I would stand on the edge of a building and just shoot it as far as I could-\nPeter Parker: Shut up, Ned.\nSteve Rogers: Hi. I'm Captain America. Whether you're in the classroom or on the battlefield...\nNed Leeds: Do you know him too?\nPeter Parker: Yeah, we met.\nSteve Rogers: ...fitness can be the difference between success or failure.\nPeter Parker: I stole his shield.\nNed Leeds: What?\nSteve Rogers: Today, my good friend, your gym teacher... ...will be conducting the Captain America Fitness Challenge.\nCoach Wilson: Thank you, Captain. I'm pretty sure this guy's a war criminal now, but whatever. I have to show these videos. It's required by the state. Let's do it.\nNed Leeds: Do Avengers have to pay taxes?\nPeter Parker: Shh!\nNed Leeds: What does Hulk smell like?\nPeter Parker: Shh!\nNed Leeds: I bet he smells nice.\nPeter Parker: You have to shut up.\nNed Leeds: Is Captain America cool, or is he like a mean, old grandpa?\nPeter Parker: Ned, just, shh, okay?\nNed Leeds: Hey, can I be your guy in the chair?\nPeter Parker: What?\nNed Leeds: Yeah. You know how there's a guy with a headset telling the other guy where to go? Like, like if you're stuck in a burning building, I could tell you where to go. Because there'd be screens around me, and I could, you know, swivel around, and... 'Cause I could be your guy in the chair.\nPeter Parker: Ned, I don't need a guy in the chair.\nCoach Wilson: Looking good, Parker.\nBetty Brant: Now, see, for me, it would be F Thor, marry Iron Man, and kill Hulk.\nCharles Murphy: Well, what about the Spider-Man?\nBetty Brant: It's just Spider-Man.\nLiz Toomes: Did you guys see the bank security cam on YouTube? He fought off four guys.\nBetty Brant: Oh my God, she's crushing on Spider-Man.\nCharles Murphy: No way.\nLiz Toomes: Kind of?\nBetty Brant: Ugh, gross. He's probably like, thirty.\nCharles Murphy: You don't even know what he looks like. Like, what if he's, like, seriously burned?\nLiz Toomes: I wouldn't care. I would still love him for the person he is on the inside.\nNed Leeds: Peter knows Spider-Man!\nPeter Parker: No, I don't. No. I... I mean...\nNed Leeds: They're friends.\nFlash Thompson: Yeah, like Coach Wilson and Captain America are friends.\nPeter Parker: I've met him. Yeah. A couple times. But it's, um... through the Stark internship. Mm-hmm. Yeah, well. I'm not really supposed to talk about it.\nFlash Thompson: Well, that's awesome. Hey, you know what? Maybe you should invite him to Liz's party. Right?\nLiz Toomes: Yeah, I'm having people over tonight. You're more than welcome to come.\nPeter Parker: Having a party?\nFlash Thompson: Yeah, it's gonna be dope. You should totally invite your personal friend Spider-Man.\nPeter Parker: Um...\nLiz Toomes: It's okay. I know Peter's way too busy for parties anyway, so...\nFlash Thompson: Come on. He'll be there. Right, Parker?\nPeter Parker: What are you doing?\nNed Leeds: Helping you out. Did you not hear her? Liz has a crush on you. Dude, you're an Avenger. If any one of us has a chance with a senior girl, it's you.\nMay Parker: House party in the suburbs. Oh, I remember these. Kind of jealous.\nNed Leeds: It'll be a night to remember.\nMay Parker: Ned, some hats wear men. You wear that hat.\nNed Leeds: Yeah, it gives me confidence.\nMay Parker: Hmm.\nPeter Parker: This is a mistake. Hey, let's just go home.\nMay Parker: Oh, Peter. I know. I know it's really hard trying to fit in with all the changes your body's going through. It's flowering now.\nPeter Parker: Uh-huh.\nMay Parker: He's so stressed out lately.\nNed Leeds: What helps with stress is going to a party. We should go to the party.\nPeter Parker: Yeah, let's do it. Yeah. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.\nMay Parker: Peter. Have fun, okay?\nPeter Parker: I will.\nMay Parker: Okay.\nNed Leeds: Bye, May! Dude, you have the suit, right?\nPeter Parker: Yeah.\nNed Leeds: This is gonna change our lives.\nGirl: Annie, over here!\nAnnie: Hey.\nMale Voice: DJ Flash!\nNed Leeds: Okay. We're gonna have Spider-Man swing in, say you guys are tight, and then I get a fist bump or one of those half bro-hugs.\nMichelle \"Mj\" Jones: Can't believe you guys are at this lame party.\nNed Leeds: But you're here too.\nMichelle \"Mj\" Jones: Am I?\nLiz Toomes: Oh, my gosh. Hey, guys. Cool hat, Ned.\nNed Leeds: Hi, Liz.\nPeter Parker: Hi, Liz.\nLiz Toomes: I'm so happy you guys came. There's pizza and drinks. Help yourself.\nPeter Parker: What a great party.\nLiz Toomes: Thanks. Oh, I... My parents will kill me if anything's broken. I gotta-\nPeter Parker: Yeah.\nLiz Toomes: Have fun.\nNed Leeds: Bye.\nLiz Toomes: Bye.\nNed Leeds: Dude, what are you doing? She's here. Spider it up.\nPeter Parker: No, no, no. I can't... I cannot do this. Spider-Man is not a party trick, okay? Look, I'm just gonna... be myself.\nNed Leeds: Peter, no one wants that.\nPeter Parker: Dude.\nFlash Thompson: Penis Parker, what's up? So, where's your pal Spider-Man? Let me guess. In Canada with your imaginary girlfriend? That's not Spider-Man. That's just Ned in a red shirt.\nPeter Parker: Hey, what's up? I'm Spider-Man. Just thought I'd swing by and say hello to my buddy Peter. Oh, what's up, Ned? Hey, where's Peter, anyways? He must be around... God, this is stupid. What am I doing? What the hell? This sucks!\nJackson Brice: Now, this is crafted from a reclaimed sub-Ultron arm straight from Sokovia. Here. You try.\nAaron Davis: Man, I wanted something low-key. Why are you trying to upsell me, man?\nJackson Brice: Okay, okay, okay. I got what you need, all right? I got tons of great stuff here. One sec. Okay, I got, uh, black hole grenades, Chitauri railguns...\nHerman Schultz: You letting off shots in public now? Hurry up. Look, times are changing. We're the only ones selling these high tech weapons.\nPeter Parker: Oh, this must be where the ATM robbers got their stuff.\nAaron Davis: I need something to stick up somebody. I'm not trying to shoot them back in time.\nJackson Brice: I got anti-grav climbers.\nAaron Davis: Yo, climbers?\nJackson Brice: Okay, what the hell was that?\nHerman Schultz: Did you set us up?\nAaron Davis: Hey, hey, man.\nPeter Parker: Hey! Hey, come on. You gonna shoot at somebody, shoot at me.\nHerman Schultz: All right.\nPeter Parker: What was that? What? Ah!\nHerman Schultz: We gotta call him.\nJackson Brice: No, no, no, no.\nHerman Schultz: Did you just do it again?\nJackson Brice: Shut up.\nHerman Schultz: I'm calling him.\nPhineas Mason: Toomes' phone. Boss.\nPeter Parker: Oh, my butt! Unh! Great. Guess I'm gonna have to take a shortcut. Hey, guys. Good game. Have fun. Hey, hey, buddy. Sorry, no time to play. Here, go fetch. Whoo! Now, this is more like it. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa. Smells really good! Great movie! Ugh... Oh, hey, guys.\nTent Kids: Aahhh!\nPeter Parker: No! No! Hey, it's Peter. Leave a message.\nNed Leeds: Peter, where are you? The hat's not working. This is not cool.\nPeter Parker: Almost got you. Thought you got away from me, didn't you? I got you right where I want you. Surprise! What the hell? Aahhhh! Huh? Oh, hey. And then he just, he just, like, swooped down like a monster and he picked me up and, uh, he took me up, like, a thousand feet and just dropped me. How'd you find me? Did you put a tracker in my suit or something?\nTony Stark: I put everything in your suit. Including this heater.\nPeter Parker: Whoa! Whew, that's better. Thanks.\nTony Stark: What were you thinking?\nPeter Parker: The guy with the wings is obviously the source of the weapons. I gotta take him down.\nTony Stark: Take him down now, huh? Steady, Crockett, there are people who handle this sort of thing.\nPeter Parker: The Avengers?\nTony Stark: No, no, no. This is a little below their pay grade.\nPeter Parker: Anyway, Mr. Stark, you didn't have to come all the way out here. I had that. I was fine.\nTony Stark: Oh, I'm not here. Thank God this place has Wi-Fi or you would be toast right now. Thank Ganesh while you're at it. Cheers. Look, forget the flying vulture guy, please.\nPeter Parker: Why?\nTony Stark: Why? Because I said so! Sorry, I'm talking to a teenager. Stay close to the ground. Build up your game helping little people, like that lady that bought you the churro. Can't you just be a friendly... ...neighborhood Spider-Man?\nPeter Parker: But I'm ready for more than that now.\nTony Stark: No, you are not.\nPeter Parker: That is not what you thought when I took on Captain America.\nTony Stark: Trust me, kid. If Cap wanted to lay you out, he would've. Listen to me. If you come across these weapons again, call Happy.\nPeter Parker: Are you driving?\nTony Stark: You know, it's never too early to start thinking about college. I got some pull at MIT. End call.\nPeter Parker: No, I don't need to go to col- Mr. Stark-\nFriday: Mr. Stark is no longer connected.\nPeter Parker: That's awesome. Stay close to the ground? What is he talking about? Whoa. Hey, man, what's up? I'm on my way back.\nNed Leeds: Actually, I was calling to say maybe you shouldn't come. Listen to this.\nFlash Thompson: When I say \"penis,\" you say \"Parker.\" Penis!\nCrowd: Parker!\nFlash Thompson: Penis!\nCrowd: Parker!\nNed Leeds: Sorry, Peter. I guess we're still losers. I'll see you tomorrow.\nPeter Parker: I'll see you tomorrow in school.\nPhineas Mason: Whoa, whoa.\nAdrian Toomes: Idiots. Idiots. Idiots!\nPhineas Mason: Boss. Your wife keeps texting you. Something about a brake light?\nAdrian Toomes: What'd I tell you about looking at my phone?\nPhineas Mason: Oh, sorry. You left it out. You know I'm a curious person by nature. I finished designing that high-altitude vacuum seal.\nAdrian Toomes: Huh?\nPhineas Mason: In case you want to, you know, go for the big one?\nAdrian Toomes: You're still on that? I told you, no. The answer's no. Forget it.\nJackson Brice: Whoo! I mean, that was badass.\nAdrian Toomes: How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the open?\nJackson Brice: You said, move the merchandise.\nAdrian Toomes: Under the radar. Under the radar! That's how we survive. If you bring Damage Control or the Avengers down here, we're through. You're out there wearing that goofy thing, lightning up cars, calling yourself the Shocker. \"I'm the Shocker. I shock people.\" What is this, pro wrestling?\nJackson Brice: Ah, whatever, old man. Come on.\nAdrian Toomes: Look, look. I know you don't give a crap about anything. But I do. I built this whole place because I got people I have to look after.\nJackson Brice: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.\nAdrian Toomes: You know what? I can't afford your bullshit. Get out of here.\nJackson Brice: What?\nAdrian Toomes: You're done. You're off the crew.\nJackson Brice: Yeah, all right. All right. Wonder if you can afford me out there, though, right? With everything I know.\nAdrian Toomes: Excuse me?\nJackson Brice: Um, I'm just saying... ...maybe your wife would like to know where you really get your money from.\nAdrian Toomes: You know what?\nJackson Brice: What?\nAdrian Toomes: You're right. That work?\nPhineas Mason: I don't know.\nAdrian Toomes: I can't afford that.\nHerman Schultz: Damn.\nAdrian Toomes: I thought this was the antigravity gun.\nPhineas Mason: What? No, that's that one.\nAdrian Toomes: Here. Now you're the Shocker. Go out there and find that weapon he lost.\nHerman Schultz: All right.\nPeter Parker: Oh.\nNed Leeds: Hey, thanks for bailing on me.\nPeter Parker: Yeah, well, something came up.\nNed Leeds: Oh, what is that?\nPeter Parker: I don't know. Some guy tried to vaporize me with it.\nNed Leeds: Seriously?\nPeter Parker: Yeah.\nNed Leeds: Awesome. I mean, not awesome. Totally uncool of that guy. So scary.\nPeter Parker: Well, look, I think it's a power source.\nNed Leeds: Yeah, but it's connected to all these microprocessors. That's an inductive charging plate. That's what I use to charge my toothbrush.\nPeter Parker: Whoever's making these weapons is obviously combining alien tech with ours.\nNed Leeds: That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said. I just want to thank you for letting me be part of your journey into this amazing-\nMr. Hapgood: Keep your fingers clear of the blades.\nPeter Parker: I gotta figure out what this thing is and who makes it.\nNed Leeds: We'll go to the lab after class and run some tests.\nPeter Parker: Let's do it.\nNed Leeds: First, I say we put the glowy thing in the mass spectrometer.\nPeter Parker: First, we gotta come up with a better name than \"glowy thingy.\"\nNed Leeds: You're right.\nPeter Parker: Crap. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.\nHerman Schultz: High schools creep me out. They got this funny smell, you know?\nPeter Parker: Hey, that's one of the guys that tried to kill me.\nNed Leeds: What?\nPeter Parker: Yeah.\nNed Leeds: We gotta get out of here.\nPeter Parker: No, no, no, no, no. I gotta follow them. Maybe they can lead me to the guy that dropped me in the lake.\nNed Leeds: Someone dropped you in a lake?\nPeter Parker: Yeah, it was not good.\nNed Leeds: Peter-\nPeter Parker: No. Stay there, Ned.\nNed Leeds: Peter.\nBrian \"Tiny\" Mckeever: What are you doing?\nNed Leeds: Nothing.\nBrian \"Tiny\" Mckeever: Oh.\nNed Leeds: Yeah. You good?\nBrian \"Tiny\" Mckeever: Chess.\nRandy: Can you imagine what the boss would say if he knew where we were?\nHerman Schultz: It's saying there was an energy pulse right here.\nRandy: There's no sign of the weapon. And even if it was here, now it's gone.\nHerman Schultz: So are we.\nNed Leeds: This is so awesome.\nPeter Parker: I know, right? They're in Brooklyn.\nNed Leeds: Staten Island. Leaving Jersey. They stopped.\nPeter Parker: Maryland?\nNed Leeds: What's there?\nPeter Parker: I don't know. Evil lair?\nNed Leeds: They have a lair?\nPeter Parker: Dude. A gang with alien guns run by a guy with wings? Yeah, they have a lair.\nNed Leeds: Badass. But how are you gonna get there if it's, like, 300 miles away?\nPeter Parker: It's not too far from D.C.\nAbraham Brown: Hey, it's Peter.\nPeter Parker: Guys.\nLiz Toomes: Peter?\nFriend: Hey, buddy.\nPeter Parker: Yeah, I was hoping maybe I could rejoin the team.\nFlash Thompson: No, no way. You can't just quit on us, stroll up, and be welcomed back by everyone.\nMr. Harrington: Hey, welcome back, Peter. Flash, you're back to first alternate.\nFlash Thompson: What?\nAbraham Brown: He's taking your place.\nMichelle \"Mj\" Jones: Excuse me, can we go already? 'Cause I was hoping to get in some light protesting in front of one of the embassies before dinner, so.\nMr. Harrington: Protesting is patriotic. Let's get on the bus.\nLiz Toomes: Focus up, everyone. Our next topic is the moons of Saturn.\nCindy Moon: The second law of thermodynamics.\nCharles Murphy: Frank Sinatra.\nFlash Thompson: Fort Sumter.\nAbraham Brown: Flash is wrong.\nLiz Toomes: Okay, guys, let's focus. Next one.\nMr. Harrington: Liz, don't overwork them.\nPeter Parker: Uh, strontium, barium, vibranium.\nLiz Toomes: Very good, Peter. Glad to have you back.\nPeter Parker: Glad to be back.\nLiz Toomes: What is the current standard unit of radioactive-\nPeter Parker: Can I take this real quick? I'll only be a sec.\nLiz Toomes: Yeah, fine.\nPeter Parker: Hello?\nHappy Hogan: Got a blip on my screen here. You left New York?\nLiz Toomes: Okay, focus up, everyone.\nPeter Parker: Tracker. Uh, yeah. No, it's just a school trip. It's, uh, it's nothing. Look, Happy, I gotta say, you tracking me without my permission is a complete violation of my privacy. That's different.\nHappy Hogan: What's different?\nPeter Parker: Nothing. Look, it's just the Academic Decathlon. It's no big deal.\nHappy Hogan: Hey, hey. I'll decide if it's no big deal. Sounds like it's no big deal, but remember, I'm watching you.\nLiz Toomes: Everyone stick together.\nMr. Harrington: Yeah.\nCharles Murphy: You kidding me? This place is huge.\nFlash Thompson: I've seen bigger.\nAbraham Brown: There's a bird in here.\nPeter Parker: Hey, you brought your laptop, right?\nNed Leeds: Why? Peter, why are we removing the tracker from your suit?\nPeter Parker: Uh, because I gotta follow these guys to their boss before they move again and I don't really want Mr. Stark to know about it.\nNed Leeds: So you're lying to Iron Man now?\nPeter Parker: No, I'm not lying. He just doesn't really get what I can do yet. Ah... Gotcha. All right, Happy. Enjoy tracking this lamp.\nNed Leeds: There's a ton of other subsystems in here...\nPeter Parker: Hmm?\nNed Leeds: ...but they're all disabled by the Training Wheels Protocol.\nPeter Parker: What? \"Training Wheels Protocol?\" Turn it off.\nNed Leeds: I don't think that's a good idea. I mean, they're probably blocked for a reason.\nPeter Parker: Come on, man. I don't need training wheels. I'm sick of him treating me like a kid all the time. It's not cool.\nNed Leeds: But you are a kid.\nPeter Parker: Yeah, a kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.\nNed Leeds: Peter, I just don't think this is a great idea. I mean, what if this is illegal?\nPeter Parker: Look, please. This is my chance to prove myself. I can handle it. Ned, come on.\nNed Leeds: I really don't think this is a good idea.\nPeter Parker: The guy in the chair.\nNed Leeds: Don't do that.\nPeter Parker: Come on. Yeah, the glowy thing, it's evidence. Keep it safe. All right?\nNed Leeds: Okay, okay.\nPeter Parker: They're moving.\nNed Leeds: Be careful.\nPeter Parker: Hey, Liz.\nLiz Toomes: Perfect timing. We're gonna go swimming. Come on, come on, come on.\nPeter Parker: What?\nSally Avril: Hey, Peter.\nCindy Moon: Hi.\nPeter Parker: Hey! I was, uh... I was gonna go study, um, in the business center.\nLiz Toomes: Peter, you don't need to study. You're, like, the smartest guy I've ever met. And besides... Um, a rebellious group activity the day before competition is good for morale.\nPeter Parker: Hmm?\nLiz Toomes: Um, well, I read that in a TED Talk, so, I-I heard it in a TED Talk. And I read a coaching book.\nPeter Parker: Wow, you really... This is really important to you.\nLiz Toomes: Yeah. It's our future. I'm not gonna screw it up. Besides, we raided the minibar and these candy bars were, like, eleven dollars. So get your trunks on and come on.\nCharles Murphy: Come on.\nSally Avril: Come on.\nLiz Toomes: I'm coming, I'm coming.\nKaren: Good evening, Peter.\nPeter Parker: Hello? Hello?\nKaren: Congratulations on completing the rigorous Training Wheels Protocol and gaining access to your suit's full capabilities.\nPeter Parker: Ah, thank you.\nKaren: So where would you like to take me tonight?\nPeter Parker: I, I, put a tracker on someone. He's a bad guy.\nKaren: Tracker located. Plotting course to intercept target.\nPeter Parker: Okay, well, as long as I make it back in time for Decathlon, it's fine.\nKaren: One hundred meters from destination and closing. Jump now. Detecting three individuals.\nPeter Parker: Why is their secret lair in a gas station? That's so lame. Hey, suit lady, what are they doing?\nKaren: Do you want to hear what they're saying?\nPeter Parker: I can hear what they're saying? Uh, yeah.\nKaren: Activating Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode.\nPhineas Mason: I got the gauntlet from the Lagos cleanup. The rest is all my design.\nPeter Parker: Whoa, that's so cool.\nRandy: Can't believe they're still cleaning up that Triskelion mess.\nHerman Schultz: I love it. They keep making messes, we keep getting rich.\nPhineas Mason: Target inbound.\nPeter Parker: Whoa, they're in the middle of a heist. I could catch them all red-handed. This is awesome. Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer so I can see what's happening.\nKaren: Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?\nPeter Parker: Uh, Enhanced Combat Mode? Yeah.\nKaren: Activating Instant Kill.\nPeter Parker: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to kill anybody!\nKaren: Deactivating Instant Kill.\nHerman Schultz: Did you hear that?\nPeter Parker: What the hell just happened? What was that?\nKaren: You jumped off the sign and landed on your face.\nPeter Parker: Suit lady, what's wrong with my web-shooters?\nKaren: Rapid-fire is the default for Enhanced Combat Mode.\nPeter Parker: Why would I need rapid-fire?\nKaren: Would you like to see more options? You have 576 possible web-shooter combinations.\nPeter Parker: Whoa, Mr. Stark really overdid it.\nHerman Schultz: You two wait right here.\nPhineas Mason: Wait. You're gonna want to turn on the dampers, though, or that thing will shatter your arm.\nHerman Schultz: All right. Where's the dampers?\nPeter Parker: That one.\nKaren: Great choice. Would you like me to set this as your new default?\nPeter Parker: No, no, no.\nPhineas Mason: Push that in.\nHerman Schultz: Right here?\nPhineas Mason: No, no, the other-\nHerman Schultz: This one right here?\nPhineas Mason: Yeah, push.\nPeter Parker: What was that?\nKaren: Taser webs.\nPeter Parker: Taser webs? I don't want taser webs.\nKaren: You seem to be very unfamiliar with your web-shooter settings. Would you like to run a refresher course?\nPeter Parker: No, just... You choose.\nKaren: Sure thing.\nDodc Central: Six-Alpha-Niner. Are you running on time?\nDodc Driver: Copy, Central. Six-Alpha-Niner on schedule.\nHerman Schultz: I have visual.\nPhineas Mason: Green light, green light.\nPeter Parker: Oh, that's him.\nAdrian Toomes: Okay, I got eyes on the convoy. Pulling in behind the caboose.\nPhineas Mason: Deploy anchors.\nAdrian Toomes: Dropping down.\nPhineas Mason: No outgoing distress signals. You're all clear.\nAdrian Toomes: Hey. Looks like they got some good stuff here.\nPeter Parker: Whoa, cool. It's some kind of matter phase shifter.\nAdrian Toomes: Alright, coming up.\nPeter Parker: Hey, Big Bird! This doesn't belong to you! Oh, god. Suit lady, what was that?\nKaren: You told me to choose.\nPeter Parker: What? No, just set everything back to normal.\nKaren: Activating all systems.\nPeter Parker: Oh, my head.\nKaren: You appear to have a mild concussion.\nPeter Parker: Hey, so where am I right now?\nKaren: I'm not sure. The container walls are hindering my sensors.\nPeter Parker: Wait a minute. They must have hijacked the truck and taken me to their evil lair. Okay, suit lady. We're gonna have to fight our way out of this one. Three, two, one! What is this place? Suit lady, where am I?\nKaren: You're in the most secure facility on the Eastern Seaboard. The Damage Control Deep Storage Vault.\nPeter Parker: No. Seriously?\nKaren: The door will most likely remain closed until morning.\nPeter Parker: Morning? Hey, suit lady, I kind of feel bad calling you \"suit lady,\" you know? I think I should probably give you a name... like Liz. No, no, no. God, that's... that's weird. What about Karen?\nKaren: You can call me Karen if you would like.\nPeter Parker: Hey, Karen, what else can this suit do? What? Maybe we should run that refresher course.\nKaren: Ricochet web.\nPeter Parker: Ricochet web. Whoa! Cool.\nKaren: Splitter web. Web grenade.\nPeter Parker: Web grenade! Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-Man?\nKaren: Who is Liz?\nPeter Parker: Who is Liz? She's.. heh. She's the best. She's awesome. She, uh, she's just a girl who goes to my school. And, uh... Yeah, I just... I really want to tell her, but it's kind of weird, you know? \"Hey, I'm... I'm Spider-Man.\"\nKaren: What's weird about that?\nPeter Parker: What if she's expecting someone like Tony Stark? I mean, imagine how disappointed she'd be when she sees me.\nKaren: Well, if I were her, I wouldn't be disappointed at all.\nPeter Parker: Thanks, Karen. It's really nice to have somebody to talk to. Hey, how long we been here anyways?\nKaren: Thirty seven minutes.\nPeter Parker: What? Thirty seven minutes? That's insane. I cannot take this anymore. I gotta... I gotta get out of here. There's got to be something in here I can use. Okay, let's see. Nope. That's awesome. Ah, hey, it's like the glowy thing.\nKaren: That glowy thing is an explosive Chitauri energy core.\nPeter Parker: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You mean, we've been carrying around a bomb?\nKaren: It would require radiation to transform it into an explosive state.\nPeter Parker: No, no, no, no, no. Hey! Please! Please, somebody, let me out! Hey! Karen, you have to help me override that time lock. Okay Karen. Lower the voltage and run it.\nKaren: Trial unsuccessful.\nPeter Parker: Okay, we're just gonna have to try every sequence.\nStudent: Ned, Peter, we're gonna be late. Come on, let's go.\nNed Leeds: Okay, hold on, hold on.\nKaren: Initiating trial 247.\nPeter Parker: It worked! It works!\nModerator: Please be sure all cell phones are turned off.\nSecurity: Thank you.\nPeter Parker: Karen, you have to get me to Decathlon as fast as possible.\nKaren: Sure thing. Just tell me where it is.\nPeter Parker: Right across the street from the Washington Monument.\nNed Leeds: Hey, it's Ned. Leave a message.\nPeter Parker: Ned, call me back! The glowy thing is a bomb!\nKaren: There's a vehicle approaching on your right.\nModerator: We have now entered sudden death. The next correct answer wins the championship. Midtown Tech?\nMichelle \"Mj\" Jones: Zero.\nModerator: That is correct. Midtown takes the championship!\nStudent: We won!\nLiz Toomes: You guys, I am so proud of you.\nFlash Thompson: Told you we didn't need Peter.\nNed Leeds: Flash, you didn't answer a single question.\nMr. Harrington: Taking it all in, Michelle?\nMichelle \"Mj\" Jones: Oh, yeah, I just... um, I don't really want to celebrate something that was built by slaves.\nMr. Harrington: Oh, I'm sure the Washington Monument wasn't built by- Okay. Enjoy your book.\nMichelle \"Mj\" Jones: Thanks.\nPeter Parker: Oh, Ned, you're alive!\nNed Leeds: Peter, are you okay?\nPeter Parker: Ned, Ned, where's the glowy thing, the glowy thing?\nNed Leeds: Don't worry, it's safe. It's in my backpack.\nPeter Parker: No, Ned, listen! No, no, Ned, the glowy thing is dangerous.\nNed Leeds: You missed the Decathlon. I covered for you.\nPeter Parker: Ned, listen to me!\nNed Leeds: We're at the Washington Monument now. You gotta-\nLiz Toomes: Peter, is that you?\nPeter Parker: Oh, hey, Liz.\nKaren: Is that Liz?\nPeter Parker: Please put Ned back on the phone.\nKaren: You should tell her how you feel.\nLiz Toomes: You freak! You are so lucky we won. You know, I want to be mad, but I'm more worried. Like, what is going on with you?\nPeter Parker: Liz, I have to talk to Ned. It's really important!\nSecurity: Miss, all items on the belt, please.\nPeter Parker: Liz, there's something in Ned's backpack! It's really dangerous. Don't let it go through an X-ray. Liz? Liz! Damn it.\nFlash Thompson: Hey, Mr. Harrington, can I be the one to tell Peter he's expelled?\nTour Guide: The Washington Monument is 555 feet, 5 and 1/8 inches tall. Notice how the marble and granite are cut around the stone.\nTourist: Did you hear that?\nPeter Parker: No, no, no, no, no, no. Karen, what's going on up there?\nKaren: The Chitauri core has detonated and caused severe structural damage to the elevator.\nPeter Parker: Oh, no.\nMichelle \"Mj\" Jones: My friends are up there!\nPeter Parker: What? Uh... Don't worry, ma'am. Everything's gonna be okay. Excuse me, excuse me. Oh, my god, that's tall.\nCharles Murphy: Oh, my god. Look at the ceiling.\nLiz Toomes: Just stay calm, everyone.\nAbraham Brown: Oh, we are all going to die here.\nKaren: Estimating 10 minutes before catastrophic failure.\nCharles Murphy: We're freakin' screwed.\nTour Guide: Okay guys, I know that was scary, but our safety systems are working.\nKaren: The safety systems are completely failing.\nTour Guide: We're very safe in here.\nKaren: The occupants are in imminent mortal danger.\nPeter Parker: I'm going as fast as I can!\nPark Ranger: Let's go. Give me your hand.\nKaren: You now have 125 seconds until catastrophic failure.\nPeter Parker: What? Why?\nKaren: Unexpected motion has caused the deterioration to escalate.\nPeter Parker: How do I get in there?\nKaren: Activating reconnaissance drone.\nPeter Parker: Whoa, has that been there the whole time? That's awesome.\nKaren: Locating optimal entry point. Proceed to southwest window.\nPeter Parker: Karen, I'm on my way. Ah! Okay. Oh, my god. Okay.\nKaren: What's wrong? You've reached the southwest window. Why are you hesitating?\nPeter Parker: It's fine. It's just, I've just never been this high before.\nKaren: You have also not reinstalled your parachute, so a fall from this height would most likely be lethal.\nPeter Parker: Perfect. Oh, my god. Why is it not breaking?\nKaren: It's a four-inch ballistic glass. You'll have to create more momentum.\nPolice: This is D.C. Metro police. Identify yourself.\nPeter Parker: My friends are in there! My friends are in there! Stop!\nPolice: Return to the ground immediately.\nMr. Harrington: Okay, who's next?\nFlash Thompson: Me, it's my turn!\nNed Leeds: Flash, seriously? What are you doing?\nFlash Thompson: Come on.\nCindy Moon: Don't worry about the trophy.\nStudents: Ah!\nPolice: Stand down! Return to the ground immediately! Return to the ground or we will open fire! Go up, go up!\nPeter Parker: I got this.\nFlash Thompson: Take my trophy!\nPolice: This is your last chance!\nPeter Parker: Oh, I'm gonna die. Break!\nLiz/Ned: Ahh!\nPeter Parker: I did it! Whoa! Ahem. Hey, how you doing? Don't worry about it. I got you.\nNed Leeds: Yes! Yes!\nPeter Parker: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, big guy, quit moving around.\nNed Leeds: Sorry, sir. So sorry.\nPark Ranger: Let's go, let's go! Okay, okay.\nCindy Moon: Mr. Harrington, go. Ned, come on.\nPeter Parker: Alright. This is your stop.\nNed Leeds: Come on, Liz.\nPeter Parker: Go, go, go. Everybody out! Move it, people. Move it, move it!\nLiz Toomes: Are you sure it's safe?\nMr. Harrington: Liz!\nPeter Parker: You're okay. You're okay. Okay.\nStudents: Oh, my god. Good, good.\nMr. Harrington: Come on up. Come on, you guys, stay back. Come on in. Come on in.\nPeter Parker: So, uh, is everyone okay?\nKaren: This is your chance, Peter. Kiss her.\nMr. Harrington: Thank you.\nFlash Thompson: Are you really friends with Peter Parker?\nPhineas Mason: I can finish the next order, but without any new materials from that truck...\nAdrian Toomes: Ugh, damn it. We still have enough to do the Gargan deal though, right?\nPhineas Mason: Yeah, but then that's it. Oh, maybe it is time that I built the high-altitude seal.\nAdrian Toomes: Would you shut up about that?\nPhineas Mason: It's only one job.\nAdrian Toomes: No. Eight years, not a word from the Feds, nothing from those Halloween-costume-wearing bozos up there in Stark tower. And then all of a sudden, this little bastard in red tights shows up and he thinks he can tear down everything I've built. Really? I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna find him...\nHerman Schultz: I found him.\nNews Anchor: Spider-Man swooped in, heroically saving an Academic Decathlon team from Queens. The identity of the masked hero is still unknown.\nLiz Toomes: Mom.\nDoris Toomes: It's okay. Alright.\nMay Parker: Peter?\nFamilies: Come here, come here. Oh, my god.\nJason Ionello: This past weekend, Midtown's Academic Decathlon team defeated the country's best to win the national championship. Later that day, they also defeated death.\nAbraham Brown: Explosion. Sally scream. Flash scream. Everybody screamin'.\nCharles Murphy: There were purple lasers and smoke everywhere, It was... ...just like a bon Jovi concert.\nMr. Harrington: As you know, we made it out alive, and that's the important thing. I couldn't bear to lose a student on a school trip. Not again.\nJason Ionello: Thankfully, no one was seriously injured, thanks to the Spider-Man.\nJason/Betty: Thank you, Spider-Man.\nJason Ionello: Up next: The Spider-Man mania is sweeping the school. How can you show your spider spirit?\nNed Leeds: Dude, dude, dude, dude. What is it like being famous when nobody knows it's you?\nPeter Parker: Crazy, dude.\nNed Leeds: It's crazy. Should we tell everyone?\nPeter Parker: No.\nNed Leeds: Should I tell everyone?\nPeter Parker: No, dude, no, that's not a good idea.\nNed Leeds: Okay, come on, we'll be late to class.\nPeter Parker: I'm not going to class.\nNed Leeds: You're already in so much trouble for ditching the Decathlon.\nPeter Parker: Dude, listen, I figured it out, right? The wing suit guy is stealing from Damage Control. And what he takes from Damage Control, that's how he builds the weapons. So all I gotta do is catch him.\nNed Leeds: But we have a Spanish quiz.\nPeter Parker: Ned, I'm probably never gonna come back here. Mr. Stark is moving the Avengers upstate, so when I bring this guy in-\nNed Leeds: Dude, you want to be a high school dropout?\nPeter Parker: I am so far beyond high school right now.\nPrincipal Morita: Parker, my office.\nSteve Rogers: So... You got detention. You screwed up. You know what you did was wrong. The question is, how are you gonna make things right? Maybe you were trying to be cool. But take it from a guy who's been frozen for 65 years, the only way to really be cool is to follow the rules. We all know what's right. We all know what's wrong. Next time those turkeys try to convince you of something you know is wrong...\nCoach Wilson: Hey, where you going? Get back here.\nSteve Rogers: Just think to yourself, what would Captain America do?\nCoach Wilson: Why are you here? You don't even have detention.\nMichelle \"Mj\" Jones: Oh, I know. I just like coming here to sketch people in crisis. Heh. It's you.\nSteve Rogers: So your body's changing. Believe me, I know how that feels.\nPeter Parker: May? Hey, Karen. What's up?\nKaren: Hey, Peter. How was your Spanish quiz?\nPeter Parker: Listen, I was wondering if you could help me. I'm trying to figure out who the guys under the bridge were that night, but I mean, I can only kind of remember part of a license plate.\nKaren: I can run facial recognition on the footage of that encounter.\nPeter Parker: Footage?\nKaren: Yes, Peter. I record everything you see.\nPeter Parker: Everything?\nKaren: Everything.\nPeter Parker: Like all the time?\nKaren: It's called the Baby Monitor Protocol.\nPeter Parker: Yeah, of course it is. Um, yeah, just roll it back to last Friday.\nKaren: With pleasure.\nPeter Parker: Hey, everyone. Yeah, kick-ass party. Hey, what's up, Liz? Peter's told me a lot about you. No, no, no. No, no, no. This is just me messing around. Go later in the day, later in the day. It is I, Thor, son of Odin! No, no, no, no, no, no. That's definitely... no. That's definitely not what we wanted to watch. Just...\nKaren: Your impressions are very funny.\nPeter Parker: Fast-forward to the arms deal. Okay. The two on the right, who are they?\nKaren: Searching law enforcement databases. No records found for two of the individuals.\nPeter Parker: Nothing?\nKaren: One individual identified. Aaron Davis, age 33. He has a criminal record and an address here in Queens.\nPeter Parker: Let's pay him a visit.\nKaren: Would you like me to activate the Enhanced Interrogation Protocol?\nPeter Parker: Uh, yeah. Remember me?\nAaron Davis: Uh, hey...\nPeter Parker: I need information. You're gonna give it to me now.\nAaron Davis: All right, chill.\nPeter Parker: Come on!\nAaron Davis: What happened to your voice?\nPeter Parker: What do you mean, what happened to my voice?\nAaron Davis: I heard you by the bridge. I know what a girl sound like.\nPeter Parker: I'm not a girl! I'm a boy. I mean, I'm a... I'm a man.\nAaron Davis: I don't care what you are, a boy, a girl...\nPeter Parker: I'm not a girl! I'm a man. Come on, man. Look, who is selling these weapons? I need to know. Give me names or else.\nAaron Davis: You ain't ever done this before, huh?\nPeter Parker: Deactivate interrogation mode. Look, man, these guys are selling weapons that are crazy dangerous. They can't just be out on the streets. Look, if one of them can just cut Delmar's bodega in half...\nAaron Davis: You know Delmar's?\nPeter Parker: Yeah, best sandwich in Queens.\nAaron Davis: Sub Haven's pretty good.\nPeter Parker: It's too much bread.\nAaron Davis: I like bread.\nPeter Parker: Come on, man, please. Stupid interrogation mode. Karen, don't ever do that again.\nAaron Davis: The other night, you told that dude, \"if you shoot somebody, shoot me.\" It's pretty ballsy. I don't want those weapons in this neighborhood. I got a nephew who live here.\nPeter Parker: Who are these guys? What can you tell me about the guy with the wings?\nAaron Davis: Other than he's a psychopath dressed like a demon, nothing. I don't know who he is or where he is. I do know where he's gonna be.\nPeter Parker: Really?\nAaron Davis: Yeah, this crazy dude I used to work with, he's supposed to be doing a deal with him.\nPeter Parker: Yes! Yes. Thank-\nAaron Davis: Hey. Hey. Hey. I didn't tell you where. You don't have a location.\nPeter Parker: Right, of course. Yeah, my bad. Silly. Just... Yeah. Where is it?\nAaron Davis: Can I give you some advice?\nPeter Parker: Hmm?\nAaron Davis: You got to get better at this part of the job.\nPeter Parker: I don't understand. I'm intimidating.\nAaron Davis: Staten Island ferry, eleven.\nPeter Parker: Oh, that's soon. Hey, that's gonna dissolve in two hours.\nAaron Davis: No, no, no, no. Come fix this.\nPeter Parker: Two hours. You deserve that.\nAaron Davis: I got ice cream in here.\nPeter Parker: You deserve that. You're a criminal. Bye, Mr. Criminal. Nice. Okay, Karen, activate Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode.\nKaren: Sure thing.\nAdrian Toomes: He's up front. Main deck.\nHerman Schultz: I hate this guy.\nPeter Parker: It's the guy from the bridge, right? Who's that other guy?\nAdrian Toomes: Just keep me posted.\nKaren: There's no record of him in my criminal database. Incoming call from May Peter. Should I reroute to your heads-up display?\nPeter Parker: I can't talk right now. I'll call her back. Hey, dronie, keep an eye on that guy. We can't let anybody get away this time. Who's the guy on the left?\nKaren: Mac Gargan. Extensive criminal record, including homicide. Would you like me to activate Instant Kill?\nPeter Parker: No, Karen, stop it with the Instant Kill already.\nHerman Schultz: White pickup truck.\nPeter Parker: Dronie, scan the ship for a white pickup truck. Oh, this is too perfect. I got the weapons, buyers, and sellers all in one place.\nKaren: Incoming call from Tony Stark.\nPeter Parker: No, no, no. No, no, don't answer.\nTony Stark: Mr. Parker. Got a sec?\nPeter Parker: Uh, I'm actually at school.\nKaren: No, you're not.\nTony Stark: Nice work in D.C.\nPeter Parker: Okay.\nTony Stark: My dad never really gave me a lot of support... And I'm just trying to break the cycle of shame.\nPeter Parker: Uh, I'm kind of in the middle of something right now.\nTony Stark: Don't cut me off when I'm complimenting you. Anyway, great things are about to- What is that?\nPeter Parker: Uh, I'm at band practice.\nTony Stark: That's odd. Happy told me you quit band six weeks ago. What's up?\nPeter Parker: I gotta go. Uh, end call.\nTony Stark: Hey.\nPeter Parker: I'll take those! Yoink! Hey, guys. The illegal-weapons-deal-ferry was at 10:30. You missed it.\nRandy: Spider guy's here.\nPeter Parker: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast. Are you guys okay? My bad. That was a little hard. I gotta say the other guy was way better with that thing. I'm honestly, I'm, I'm shocked.\nFbi Agent 1: Freeze! FBI!\nFbi Agent 2: Don't move.\nFbi Agent 1: Get on the ground. FBI.\nPeter Parker: Wait, what do you mean, FBI?\nKaren: The FBI is the Federal Bureau of Investigation.\nPeter Parker: I know what the FBI means, but what are they doing here? Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Look out, look out, look out. Move, move, move!\nAdrian Toomes: Get to the top deck. We're getting out of here.\nPeter Parker: Activate Taser Web!\nAdrian Toomes: You're messing with things you don't understand.\nPeter Parker: Oh, my god. What do I do? Karen, uh, give me an X-ray of the boat and target all the strongest points. Web grenade. Web grenade. Splitter web, go.\nKaren: Great job, Peter. You are 98 percent successful.\nPeter Parker: Ninety-eight?\nMan: Yeah, Spider-Man!\nPeter Parker: No, no, no, no! No! What the hell? What the hell...\nTony Stark: Hi, Spider-Man. Band practice, was it?\nMan: Yeah, Iron Man!\nPeter Parker: Uh, Mr. Stark? Hey, Mr. Stark. Could I do anything? What do you want me to do?\nTony Stark: I think you've done enough.\nAdrian Toomes: So that's it, you're just gonna run?\nHerman Schultz: Feds were waiting for us. Now we're on Iron Man's radar? Yeah, I'm running. You should, too.\nAdrian Toomes: You know I can't do that.\nHerman Schultz: So now what?\nAdrian Toomes: Mason, can you get that high-altitude seal thing up and running in time?\nPhineas Mason: Seriously? Yes. You will not regret this.\nAdrian Toomes: You in?\nTony Stark: Previously on Peter Screws the Pooch: I tell you to stay away from this. Instead, you hacked a multimillion-dollar suit so you could sneak around behind my back doing the one thing I told you not to do.\nPeter Parker: Is everyone okay?\nTony Stark: No thanks to you.\nPeter Parker: No thanks to me? Those weapons were out there, and I tried to tell you about it. But you didn't listen. None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me. If you even cared, you'd actually be here.\nTony Stark: I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh? Do you know that I was the only one who believed in you? Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a 14-year-old kid.\nPeter Parker: I'm fifteen.\nTony Stark: No, this is where you zip it, all right? The adult is talking. What if somebody had died tonight? Different story, right? 'Cause that's on you. And if you died, I feel like that's on me. I don't need that on my conscience.\nPeter Parker: Yes, sir.\nTony Stark: Yes.\nPeter Parker: I, I'm sorry.\nTony Stark: Sorry doesn't cut it.\nPeter Parker: I understand. I just wanted to be like you.\nTony Stark: And I wanted you to be better. Okay, it's not working out. I'm gonna need the suit back.\nPeter Parker: For how long?\nTony Stark: Forever. Yeah. Yeah, that's how it works.\nPeter Parker: No, no, no... Please, please, please...\nTony Stark: Let's have it.\nPeter Parker: You don't understand. Please. This is all I have. I'm nothing without this suit.\nTony Stark: If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it. Okay? God, I sound like my dad.\nPeter Parker: I don't have any other clothes.\nTony Stark: Okay, we'll sort that out.\nPeter Parker: Hey.\nMay Parker: I've been calling you all day. You didn't answer your phone. You can't do that. Then this ferry thing happens. I've called five police stations. Five. I called five of your friends.\nPeter Parker: I'm fine.\nMay Parker: I called Ned's mother.\nPeter Parker: May, I'm okay. Honestly. Just relax. I'm fine.\nMay Parker: You. Cut the bullshit. I know you left detention. I know you left the hotel room in Washington. I know you sneak out of this house every night. That's not fine. Peter, you have to tell me what's going on. Just lay it out. It's just me and you.\nPeter Parker: I lost the Stark internship.\nMay Parker: What?\nPeter Parker: Yeah.\nMay Parker: What happened?\nPeter Parker: I just thought that I could work really hard and he could, he would, you know. But I screwed it up.\nMay Parker: Oh... It's okay, it's okay. It's okay.\nPeter Parker: I'm sorry I made you worry.\nMay Parker: You know I'm not trying to ruin your life.\nPeter Parker: Yeah, I know.\nMay Parker: Just... I used to sneak out too.\nPeter Parker: Yeah.\nMay Parker: And take a shower. You smell. You smell like garbage.\nPeter Parker: I know.\nPrincipal Morita: Peter, you're a good kid and you're a smart kid. So just try to keep your head straight, okay?\nPeter Parker: Okay.\nPrincipal Morita: All right. Get out of here.\nNed Leeds: Are you expelled? Do you have to go to that high school on 46th where the principal has a crossbow?\nPeter Parker: Pretty sure that's an urban myth, and no, I'm not expelled.\nNed Leeds: You're so lucky.\nPeter Parker: I like doing homework.\nSpanish Teacher: Very good, Mr. Parker.\nPeter Parker: Hey.\nLiz Toomes: Hey.\nPeter Parker: I thought you had calculus fifth period.\nLiz Toomes: Yeah, I was just doing some homecoming stuff.\nPeter Parker: Hey, look, I, uh... I just wanted to apologize about the whole Decathlon thing. I really-\nLiz Toomes: It's fine. Last week, Decathlon was the most important thing, but then I almost died.\nPeter Parker: No, I, I just mean that... it was not cool, especially... because... I like you.\nLiz Toomes: I know.\nPeter Parker: You do?\nLiz Toomes: You're terrible at keeping secrets.\nPeter Parker: Yeah, you'd be surprised. I got to get to class, but, um, I'd say we should hang out, but I'm gonna be in detention for...\nLiz Toomes: Uh-huh.\nPeter Parker: ...ever, but, um, I guess you already have a date to homecoming.\nLiz Toomes: Actually, I was so busy planning it I never really got around to that part, so...\nPeter Parker: Uh, do you want to go with me?\nLiz Toomes: Yeah. Sure.\nPeter Parker: Really? I mean, uh, great. Cool.\nLiz Toomes: Cool.\nPeter Parker: I'm actually going that way. May, I need your help.\nMay Parker: Right? It's game day. So, what's the plan?\nPeter Parker: Open the door for her.\nMay Parker: Mm-hmm.\nPeter Parker: Tell her she looks nice, but not too much because that's creepy.\nMay Parker: Don't be creepy.\nPeter Parker: No. And, uh, when I dance with her, I'm putting my hands on her hips. I got this. Love you.\nMay Parker: Bye.\nAdrian Toomes: You must be Peter.\nPeter Parker: Yeah.\nAdrian Toomes: I'm Liz's dad. Put her there. Hell of a grip. Come on in here. Come on.\nDoris Toomes: Hi, Peter. You look very handsome.\nPeter Parker: Thank you.\nDoris Toomes: You got his name right?\nAdrian Toomes: Freddie?\nDoris Toomes: Peter.\nAdrian Toomes: Peter, Peter.\nDoris Toomes: I'm gonna go get Liz.\nPeter Parker: Okay.\nAdrian Toomes: You all right, Pete?\nPeter Parker: Yeah.\nAdrian Toomes: Because you look pale. You want something to drink? Like a bourbon or a scotch, or something like that?\nPeter Parker: I'm not old enough to drink.\nAdrian Toomes: That's the right answer. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Do you look beautiful.\nLiz Toomes: Please don't embarrass me, Dad.\nAdrian Toomes: Doesn't she, Pete?\nPeter Parker: Yeah, you look really good.\nAdrian Toomes: Once again, that's the right answer.\nLiz Toomes: Is that a corsage? Thanks.\nAdrian Toomes: Well, hey, I'm your chauffeur, so, uh, let's get this show on the road.\nDoris Toomes: No, no, no, no, we have to take some pictures, babe. All right. Oh, right here. Perfect.\nLiz Toomes: Mom.\nDoris Toomes: Okay. Come on, you guys. Peter, closer. Smile. There you go.\nPeter Parker: Sir, you don't have to drive us.\nAdrian Toomes: No, no, it's not a big deal. I'm going out of town. It's right on my way.\nDoris Toomes: He's always coming and going.\nAdrian Toomes: Last time.\nDoris Toomes: Have fun.\nLiz Toomes: Thank you.\nAdrian Toomes: Promise.\nDoris Toomes: He's cute.\nLiz Toomes: Shh.\nAdrian Toomes: See you in a couple of days.\nDoris Toomes: Bye, baby.\nAdrian Toomes: All right. Come on, Pedro.\nDoris Toomes: Bye, Peter. Have fun.\nPeter Parker: Yeah, I will.\nAdrian Toomes: What are you gonna do, Pete?\nPeter Parker: What?\nAdrian Toomes: When you graduate, what do you think you're gonna do?\nPeter Parker: Oh, um, I don't know.\nLiz Toomes: Don't grill him, Dad.\nAdrian Toomes: Just saying, you know. All you guys who go to that school, you pretty much have your life planned out, right?\nPeter Parker: Yeah, no, I'm just a sophomore.\nLiz Toomes: Peter has an internship with Tony Stark. So I think he doesn't have to worry.\nAdrian Toomes: Really?\nLiz Toomes: Mm-hmm.\nAdrian Toomes: Stark?\nLiz Toomes: So cool.\nAdrian Toomes: What do you do?\nPeter Parker: Yeah, actually, I don't intern for him anymore.\nLiz Toomes: Seriously?\nPeter Parker: Yeah, it got, um... boring.\nLiz Toomes: It was boring? You got to hang out with Spider-Man.\nAdrian Toomes: Really? Spider-Man? Wow. What's he like?\nPeter Parker: Yeah, he's nice. Nice man. Solid dude.\nAdrian Toomes: Hmm.\nLiz Toomes: Look, so cute.\nPeter Parker: Aww...\nAdrian Toomes: I've seen you around, right? I mean... Somewhere. We've, uh, have we ever? Because even the voice...\nLiz Toomes: Um, he does Academic Decathlon with me.\nAdrian Toomes: Oh.\nLiz Toomes: And he was at my party.\nAdrian Toomes: Ah.\nPeter Parker: It was a great party, really great, yeah. Beautiful house, a lot of windows.\nLiz Toomes: You were there for, like, two seconds.\nPeter Parker: That was... I was there longer than two seconds.\nLiz Toomes: You disappeared.\nPeter Parker: No, no. I did not disappear.\nLiz Toomes: Yes, you did. You disappeared like you always do. Like you did in D.C., too.\nAdrian Toomes: That's terrible, what happened down there in D.C., though. Were you scared? I'll bet you were glad when your old pal Spider-Man showed up in the elevator, though, huh?\nPeter Parker: Yeah, well, I actually didn't go up. I saw it all from the ground.\nLiz Toomes: Yeah.\nPeter Parker: Very lucky that he was there that day.\nAdrian Toomes: Good old Spider-Man.\nLiz Toomes: Dad, the light.\nAdrian Toomes: Here we are. End of the line.\nLiz Toomes: Thanks, Dad.\nAdrian Toomes: You head in there, gumdrop. I'm gonna give Peter the, uh, the \"dad talk.\"\nLiz Toomes: Don't let him intimidate you. Love you.\nAdrian Toomes: Love you, gumdrop.\nLiz Toomes: Have a safe flight. Hi! You guys look so pretty.\nAdrian Toomes: Does she know?\nPeter Parker: Know what?\nAdrian Toomes: So she doesn't. Good. Close to the vest. I admire that. I've got a few secrets of my own. Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date... Peter, nothing is more important than family. You saved my daughter's life. I could never forget something like that. So I'm gonna give you one chance. Are you ready? You walk through those doors, you forget any of this happened. And don't you ever, ever interfere with my business again. Because if you do, I'll kill you and everybody you love. I'll kill you dead. That's what I'll do to protect my family. Do you understand? Hey. I just saved your life. Now, what do you say?\nPeter Parker: Thank you.\nAdrian Toomes: You're welcome. Now, you go in there and you show my daughter a good time, okay? Just not too good.\nLiz Toomes: Hey. What did he say to you?\nPeter Parker: Gotta go. I'm, I'm sorry. You don't deserve this.\nHerman Schultz: He gave you a choice. You chose wrong.\nPeter Parker: Ah, what the hell?\nHerman Schultz: What's with the crappy costume?\nPeter Parker: My web-shooters...\nHerman Schultz: I wasn't sure about this thing at first, but damn.\nPeter Parker: Ugh. Gross. Why did he send you here?\nHerman Schultz: Guess you'll never know.\nPeter Parker: Nice shot! Yes! Ned, the guy with the wings is Liz's dad.\nNed Leeds: What?\nPeter Parker: I know. I gotta tell Mr. Stark. Call Happy Hogan. He's Mr. Stark's head of security. And, uh, get a computer to track my phone for me.\nNed Leeds: Are you gonna be okay?\nPeter Parker: Hurry, we gotta catch him before he leaves town.\nFlash Thompson: I'm sorry about dinner, but I know when branzino's fresh, and that was not fresh, okay? So...\nPeter Parker: Flash, I need your car and your phone.\nFlash Thompson: Uh, sir, technically, this is my dad's car, sir. So I can't...\nPeter Parker: Hello, Ned? Hey, hey, hey, hey, can you hear me?\nNed Leeds: Go for Ned.\nPeter Parker: Ned, I need you to track my phone for me.\nNed Leeds: Yeah, but where is it? Genius move. Okay, he just passed the GameStop on Jackson Avenue.\nPeter Parker: Hey, where are the headlights on this thing? I'm in Flash's car.\nNed Leeds: I'll pull the specs.\nPeter Parker: Okay, you're on speakerphone.\nNed Leeds: You stole Flash's car. Awesome.\nPeter Parker: Yeah, it's awesome. It's awe... Whoa! Get out of the way, get out of the way! Move! Move!\nNed Leeds: Peter, are you okay?\nPeter Parker: I've never really driven before. Only with May in parking lots. This is a huge step up... Hey, have you gotten through to Happy yet?\nNed Leeds: Yeah. I'm working on it. I just gotta backdoor the phone system. Guy in the chair.\nHappy Hogan: Takeoff in nine minutes. Hello? Hello? Who is this?\nNed Leeds: Uh... Mr. Happy, it's Ned.\nHappy Hogan: Who?\nNed Leeds: I'm an associate of Peter Parker. Got something very important to tell you-\nHappy Hogan: You gotta be shitting me.\nNed Leeds: Damn.\nPeter Parker: Hey, Ned, how we coming on with those headlights?\nNed Leeds: Uh... Round knob to the left of the steering wheel, turn clockwise.\nPeter Parker: Left. Okay. Okay, perfect. So where's my phone now?\nNed Leeds: Um... He stopped in an old industrial park in Brooklyn.\nPeter Parker: What? That makes no sense. I thought he said he was going out of town!\nNed Leeds: Weird. Oh, I reached Mr. Happy. Don't think he likes you, by the way. It sounded like he was catching a flight. He said something about taking off in nine minutes.\nPeter Parker: What?\nNed Leeds: He was surrounded by a bunch of boxes.\nPeter Parker: Boxes? It's moving day. It's moving day! It's moving day! He's gonna rob that plane! I gotta stop him!\nHappy Hogan: All right, wheels up in eight minutes. We just got to load Tony's old Hulkbuster armor, prototype for Cap's new shield, and the Meging... the Meg... the... Thor's magic belt.\nNed Leeds: Okay, slow down. You're getting close. It's on your right.\nPeter Parker: What?\nNed Leeds: Turn right! Turn right! Peter, are you okay?\nPeter Parker: Yeah. Just keep trying to get through to Happy.\nNed Leeds: It's been an honor, Spider-Man.\nMs. Warren: What are you doing here? There's a dance.\nNed Leeds: Uh... I'm... looking... at... porn.\nPeter Parker: Hey! Surprised?\nAdrian Toomes: Oh, hey, Pete. I didn't hear you come in.\nPeter Parker: It's over. I've got you.\nAdrian Toomes: You know, I gotta tell you, Pete, I really, really admire your grit. I see why Liz likes you. I do. When you first came to the house, I wasn't sure. I thought, \"Really?\" But I get it now.\nPeter Parker: How could you do this to her?\nAdrian Toomes: To her? I'm not doing anything to her, Pete. I'm doing this for her.\nPeter Parker: Huh, yeah.\nAdrian Toomes: Peter, you're young. You don't understand how the world works.\nPeter Parker: Yeah, but I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong.\nAdrian Toomes: How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower? Or any of his little toys? Those people, Pete, those people up there, the rich and the powerful, they do whatever they want. Guys like us, like you and me, they don't care about us. We build their roads and we fight all their wars and everything, but they don't care about us. We have to pick up after 'em. We have to eat their table scraps. That's how it is. I know you know what I'm talking about, Peter.\nPeter Parker: Why are you telling me this?\nAdrian Toomes: Because I want you to understand. And... I needed a little time to get her airborne. I'm sorry, Peter.\nPeter Parker: What are you talking about? That thing hasn't even touched me yet.\nAdrian Toomes: True. Then again, wasn't really trying to.\nPhineas Mason: Chief, they're powering up engines.\nAdrian Toomes: Okay.\nPhineas Mason: Come on, come on, come on.\nAdrian Toomes: Yeah, yeah.\nPeter Parker: Oh, god. Okay, ready? Hello! Hello! Please. Hey, hey, please. I'm down here. I'm down here. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I can't move. I can't...\nTony Stark: If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it.\nPeter Parker: Come on, Peter. Come on, Spider-Man. Come on, Spider-Man. Come on, Spider-Man. Come on, Spider-Man!\nPhineas Mason: Launch for intercept. Green light. Green light.\nAdrian Toomes: Oh, yeah.\nTech: Retro-reflective panels engaged.\nAdrian Toomes: Got a visual on the plane, feeling a little resistance.\nPhineas Mason: It's probably just a drag on the new turbines.\nPeter Parker: Ah! Whoa!\nPhineas Mason: Look out for the cloaking cameras. Stay in the blind spots.\nPeter Parker: Oh, my god! Oh, my god!\nPhineas Mason: Deploy high-altitude vacuum seal.\nAdrian Toomes: This better work, Mason.\nPhineas Mason: Trust me, boss. Even one of those boxes and we are set for life.\nAdrian Toomes: Yeah.\nPeter Parker: Hey! Ah! Whew.\nPhineas Mason: You have thirty seconds to get to the cockpit and override their security.\nAdrian Toomes: Cloning transponder signal.\nPhineas Mason: Launching decoy drone.\nAdrian Toomes: Entering new coordinates.\nHappy Hogan: Good, so it's on its way?\nTech: Yes, sir, right on course.\nHappy Hogan: Okay, thank you. All right.\nAdrian Toomes: Hot dog.\nPeter Parker: Just a typical homecoming on the outside of an invisible jet... Fighting my girlfriend's dad. Oh, god! Whew. I can't believe that worked.\nPhineas Mason: Chief, chief, they're losing altitude. Get out of there.\nAdrian Toomes: I'm not going home empty-handed.\nPeter Parker: Oh, my god.\nPhineas Mason: Get out of there! What are you doing?\nPeter Parker: Please turn! Please turn!\nAdrian Toomes: Hey, Pedro. Bingo.\nPeter Parker: Your wing suit. Your wing suit's gonna explode!\nAdrian Toomes: Time to go home, Pete.\nPeter Parker: I'm trying to save you! No.\nNed Leeds: It looked so insane. That whole... Like, it was just crazy. He, he was just like, \"Zzzz,\" and you were like, \"Ah!\"\nPeter Parker: Shh.\nNed Leeds: And then I just hit him with the \"pew.\" It was so, oh, my god.\nPeter Parker: You saved me. It was awesome. Hey, Liz!\nBetty Brant: I'm gonna miss you.\nLiz Toomes: Bye.\nPeter Parker: Liz. Liz, look. I'm so sorry.\nLiz Toomes: You say that a lot. What are you sorry for this time? The dance? That was a pretty crappy thing to do.\nPeter Parker: Well, yeah, but I... I mean, your dad... I can't imagine what you're going through. If there's anything I can do to help...\nLiz Toomes: I guess we're moving to Oregon. Mom says it's nice there, so that's cool. Anyways, Dad doesn't want us here during the trial, so...\nPeter Parker: Liz, I... I...\nLiz Toomes: Bye, Peter. Whatever's going on with you, I hope you figure it out.\nMr. Harrington: Congratulations, Decathlon national champions.\nDecathlon Team: Yeah!\nMr. Harrington: I'm gonna have to put this back in the trophy case soon, but just for motivation right now at this practice. I'm a little ahead of the game, but we will need a new team captain next year. So I'm appointing Michelle.\nDecathlon Team: Yeah!\nMichelle \"Mj\" Jones: Uh, thank you. My friends call me M.J.\nNed Leeds: I thought you didn't have any friends.\nMichelle \"Mj\" Jones: I didn't.\nPeter Parker: I... I gotta go.\nMichelle \"Mj\" Jones: Hey, where you going? What are you hiding, Peter? I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye. All right, so we should run some drills.\nNed Leeds: Yeah.\nPeter Parker: Hey, Happy. What, uh... What are you doing here?\nHappy Hogan: I really owe you one. I don't know what I would do without this job. I mean, before I met Tony-\nPeter Parker: So, uh, how long you been here?\nHappy Hogan: Long enough to be awkward. Boss wants to see you.\nPeter Parker: Is he here too?\nHappy Hogan: In the toilet? No, he's upstate.\nPeter Parker: Upstate? Like, upstate-upstate?\nHappy Hogan: Yeah, let's go. Take a look. It's pretty impressive, huh? They just finished remodeling the whole thing. You don't see that every day.\nTony Stark: Oh, there they are. How was the ride up?\nHappy Hogan: Good.\nTony Stark: Give me a minute with the kid.\nHappy Hogan: Seriously?\nTony Stark: Yeah. I gotta talk to the kid.\nHappy Hogan: I'll be close behind.\nTony Stark: How about a loose follow? All right? Boundaries are good. Sorry I took your suit. I mean, you had it coming. Actually, it turns out it was the perfect sort of tough-love moment that you needed, right? To urge you on, right? Wouldn't you think? Don't you think?\nPeter Parker: Yeah, yeah, I guess.\nTony Stark: Let's just say it was.\nPeter Parker: Mr. Stark, I really-\nTony Stark: You screwed the pooch hard. Big time. But then you did the right thing. Took the dog to the free clinic, you raised the hybrid puppies... All right, not my best analogy. I was wrong about you. I think, with a little more mentoring, you could be a real asset to the team.\nPeter Parker: To the... To the team?\nTony Stark: Yeah. Anyway... There's about fifty reporters behind that door. Real ones, not bloggers. When you're ready... Why don't you try that on? And I'll introduce the world to the newest official member of the Avengers: Spider-Man.\nPeter Parker: I...\nTony Stark: Yeah. Give that a look. So, after the press conference, Happy will show you to your room, your new quarters. Where's he between? He's next to Vision?\nHappy Hogan: Yeah, Vision's not big on doors.\nTony Stark: It's fun.\nHappy Hogan: Or walls.\nTony Stark: You'll fit right in.\nPeter Parker: Thank you, Mr. Stark. But I'm good.\nTony Stark: You're good? Good? How are you good?\nPeter Parker: Well, I mean, I'm... I'd rather just stay on the ground for a little while. Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Somebody's got to look out for the little guy, right?\nTony Stark: You turning me down? You better think about this. Look at that. Look at me. Last chance, yes or no?\nPeter Parker: No.\nTony Stark: Okay. It's kind of a Springsteen-y, working class hero vibe that I dig. Uh, Happy will take you home. Yeah?\nHappy Hogan: Yeah. Mind waiting in the car? I need a minute.\nPeter Parker: Thank you, Mr. Stark.\nTony Stark: Yes, Mr. Parker. Very well.\nPeter Parker: See you around.\nTony Stark: Okay.\nPeter Parker: That was a test, right? There's, uh, nobody back there?\nTony Stark: Yes, you passed. All right, skedaddle there, young buck.\nPeter Parker: Thank you, Mr. Stark. Thank you.\nTony Stark: Yeah, thank you.\nHappy Hogan: Told you he's a good kid.\nPepper Potts: Where's the kid?\nHappy Hogan: He left.\nPepper Potts: Everybody's waiting.\nTony Stark: You know what? He actually made a really mature choice. It just surprised the heck out of us.\nPepper Potts: Did you guys screw this up?\nTony Stark: He told the kid to go wait in the car.\nPepper Potts: Are you kidding me? I have a room full of people in there waiting for some big announcement. What am I gonna tell them?\nTony Stark: Think of something. How about, um... Hap, you still got that ring?\nHappy Hogan: Do I... I, uh...\nTony Stark: The engagement ring?\nHappy Hogan: Are you kidding? I've been carrying this since 2008.\nTony Stark: Okay.\nPepper Potts: I think I can think of something better than that.\nTony Stark: Well, it would buy us a little time. Like we need time.\nPepper Potts: I can't believe you have that thing in your pocket.\nTony Stark: Want me to get the door for you, hon?\nPepper Potts: I got it.\nPeter Parker: Aunt May, did you do dinner already? May?\nMay Parker: What the fu...?\nMac Gargan: Look who it is! What are the odds you and I'd end up in the same summer camp? Relax. This? It's not on you. It's on our, uh... little spider friend. I've got some boys on the outside who would love to meet him. You know, take a picture, slice his throat, put his head in a dryer. And I heard a rumor... you know who he is.\nAdrian Toomes: If I knew who he was, he'd already be dead.\nGuard: Toomes, your family's here.\nSteve Rogers: Hi. I'm Captain America. Here to talk to you about one of the most valuable traits a soldier or student can have. Patience. Sometimes patience is the key to victory. Sometimes it leads to very little. It seems like it's not worth it. And you wonder why you waited so long for something so disappointing. How many more of these?"}
{"text": "Thor: Now I know what you're thinking. Oh no! Thor's in a cage. How did this happen? Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of somebody. It's a long story but basically I'm a bit of a hero. See, I spent some time on earth, fought some robots, saved the planet a couple of times. Then I went searching through the cosmos for some magic, colorful Infinity Stone things... didn't find any. That's when I came across a path of death and destruction which led me all the way here into this cage... where I met you. How much longer do you think we'll be here?\nSurtur: Thor, Son of Odin.\nThor: Surtur. Son of a bitch...you're still alive! I thought my father killed you, like, half a million years ago.\nSurtur: I cannot die. Not until I fulfill my destiny and lay waste to your home.\nThor: You know, it's funny you should mention that because I've been having these terrible dreams of late. Asgard up in flames, falling to ruins, and you Surtur are at the center of all of them.\nSurtur: Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard. The great prophecy-\nThor: Hang on. Hang on. I'll be back around shortly. I really feel like we were connecting there. Okay, so, Ragnarok. Tell me about that. Walk me through it.\nSurtur: My time has come. When my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame, I shall be restored to my full might. I will tower over the mountains and bury my sword deep in Asgard's-\nThor: Oh, hang on. Give it a second. I swear I'm not even moving, it's just doing this on its own. I'm really sorry. Okay, let me get this straight. You're going to put your crown into the Eternal Flame, and then you'll suddenly grow as big as a house-\nSurtur: A mountain!\nThor: The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away on Asgard?\nSurtur: Odin is not on Asgard. And your absence has left the throne defenseless.\nThor: Okay, so where is it? This crown?\nSurtur: This is my Crown, the source of my power.\nThor: Oh, that's a crown? I thought it was a big eyebrow.\nSurtur: It's a crown.\nThor: Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok is rip that thing off your head.\nSurtur: But Ragnarok has already begun. You cannot stop it. I am Asgard's doom, and so are you. All will suffer, all will burn.\nThor: That's intense. To be honest, seeing you grow really big and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle. But it looks like I'm going to have to go with option B where I bust out of these chains, knock that tiara off your head, and stash it away in Asgard's vault.\nSurtur: You cannot stop Ragnarok. Why fight it?\nThor: Because that's what heroes do. Wait, sorry. I didn't time that right. And, now!\nSurtur: You have made a grave mistake, Odinson.\nThor: I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything seems to work out. Heimdall. I know it's been a while, but I could use a fast exit! ...Heimdall?\nSkurge: Heimdall was an idiot. This job should have made him rich. Now, the job ain't easy, but it does have its benefits. The Bi-Frost gives me access to everything the Nine Realms have to offer. I mean it's all mine for the taking. Behold...my stuff. I'm particularly fond of these. I pulled 'em out of a place on Midgard called Texas. I even named them. Des and Troy. You see, when you put them together...they destroy.\nThor: Heimdall, come on. Stay. I'm running short on- -options. Heimdall?\nAsgardian Woman: Skurge, is that important?\nSkurge: You girls are in for a treat. Girls! Well well, look who decided to pop in. Thanks for scaring away my company and drenching my workplace in brains.\nThor: Who are you?\nSkurge: Don't you remember? I'm Skurge. We fought together on Vanaheim.\nThor: Right. Where's Heimdall?\nSkurge: That traitor. No one knows, he's a fugitive of the throne.\nThor: Traitor?\nSkurge: Yeah, you see, Odin charged Heimdall with negligence of duty, but he disappeared before the trial. Hard to catch a guy who can see everything in the Universe.\nThor: Sure.\nSkurge: Hold on. I'm supposed to announce your arrival.\nThor: What the hell is that?\nActor Loki: Oh, brother. This is it. I take my leave.\nActor Thor: You fool, you didn't listen!\nActor Loki: I'm sorry.\nActor Thor: Lady Sif! Get help!\nActor Sif: Somebody help!\nActor Loki: Sorry for all I've done.\nActor Thor: It's all right. Hold on.\nActor Loki: I'm sorry I tried to rule Earth.\nActor Thor: They'd be lucky to have you.\nActor Loki: I'm sorry about that thing with the Tesseract. I just couldn't help myself.\nActor Thor: I know.\nActor Loki: I'm a trickster.\nActor Thor: So mischievous.\nActor Loki: Sorry about that time I turned you into a frog.\nActor Thor: It was a wonderful joke.\nOdin: Twas indeed hilarious.\nActor Thor: You are the savior of Asgard.\nActor Loki: Tell my story.\nActor Thor: I will.\nActor Loki: Build a statue for me.\nActor Thor: We will build a big statue for you.\nActor Loki: With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns.\nActor Thor: I will tell Father what you did here today.\nActor Loki: I didn't do it for him.\nActor Thor: Noooooo!!!\nActor Odin: And so Loki died of his wounds, giving his life for ours. He fought back those disgusting dark elves. He brought peace to the realm. Loki, my boy...'Twas many moons ago I found you on a frost-bitten battlefield. On that day, I did not yet see in you Asgard's savior. No. You were merely a little blue baby icicle... that melted this old fool's heart.\nOdin: Bravo! Bravo! Well done. Bravo.\nThor: Father.\nOdin: Oh, shit. My son! Thor has returned! Greetings my boy.\nThor: It's an interesting play. What's it called?\nOdin: The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard. The people wanted to commemorate him.\nThor: Indeed they should. I like that statue. A lot better looking than he was when he was alive, though. A little less weasely. Less greasy maybe. You know what this is?\nOdin: The skull of Surtur? That's a formidable weapon.\nThor: Do me a favor. Lock this in a vault so it doesn't turn into a giant monster and destroy the whole planet.\nOdin: So it's back to Midgard for you, is it?\nThor: Nope. I've been having this reocurring dream lately. Every night I see Asgard fall into ruins...\nOdin: That's just a silly dream... Signs of an overactive imagination.\nThor: Possibly... but then I decide to go out there and investigate. And what do I find, but the Nine Realms completely in chaos. Enemies of Asgard assembling, plotting our demise, all while you, Odin, the protector of those Nine Realms, are sitting here in your bathrobe, eating grapes.\nOdin: Well, it is best to respect our neighbors' freedom.\nThor: Of course, the freedom to be massacred.\nOdin: Yes, besides, I have been rather busy myself.\nThor: Watching theatre.\nOdin: Board meetings, and security council meetings...\nThor: You really going to make me do it?\nOdin: Do what?\nThor: You know that nothing will stop Mjolnir as it returns to my hand. Not even your face.\nOdin: You've gone quite mad. You'll be executed for this!\nThor: Then I'll see you on the other side...brother.\nLoki: Alright, I yield!\nSkurge: Behold! Thor..Odinson.\nLoki: You had one job! Just the one.\nThor: Where's Odin?\nLoki: You just couldn't stay away, could you? Everything was fine without you. Asgard was prospering. You've ruined everything. Ask them.\nThor: Where's father? Did you kill him?\nLoki: You had what you wanted, you had the independence you asked for! Ow-ow-ow! Alright! I know exactly where he is. I swear, I left him right here.\nThor: Right here on the sidewalk? Or right there, where the building that's being demolished? Great planning.\nLoki: How was I supposed to know? Can't see into the future. I'm not a witch.\nThor: Then why do you dress like one?\nLoki: Hey.\nThor: I can't believe you're alive. I saw you die. I mourned you, I cried for you.\nLoki: I'm honored.\nCollege Girl 2: Ask him.\nCollege Girl 1: Hi. Would you mind taking a picture with us?\nThor: Sure. Start figuring out where he is.\nCollege Girl 1: Oh, my god.\nCollege Girl 2: Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you.\nThor: She didn't dump me, you know. I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping. What's this, what are you doing!?\nLoki: This... isn't me.\nThor: Loki?\nStephen Strange: Thor Odinson. God of Thunder. You can put down the umbrella.\nThor: So earth has wizards now?\nStephen Strange: The preferred term is \"Master of the Mystic Arts.\"\nThor: Alright wizard, who are you? Why should I care?\nStephen Strange: My name is Doctor Stephen Strange and I have some questions for you. Take a seat. Tea?\nThor: I don't drink tea.\nStephen Strange: What do you drink?\nThor: Not tea.\nStephen Strange: So I keep a watch list of individuals and beings from other realms that may be a threat to this world. Your adopted brother Loki is one of these beings.\nThor: He's a worthy inclusion.\nStephen Strange: Then why bring him here?\nThor: We're looking for my father.\nStephen Strange: So. If I were to tell you where Odin was, all parties concerned would promptly return to Asgard?\nThor: Promptly.\nStephen Strange: Great. Then I'll help you.\nThor: If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me?\nStephen Strange: I have to tell you, he was adamant that he not be disturbed. Your father said he had chosen to remain in exile. And you don't have a phone.\nThor: No, I don't have a phone, but you could have sent an electronic letter. It's called an email.\nStephen Strange: Yeah, do you have a computer?\nThor: No. What for? Anyway, my father is no longer in exile. So if you could tell me where he is, I can take him home.\nStephen Strange: Gladly. He's in Norway. I'm just seeing whether this incantation requires any Asgardian modifications. Nope. Oh, we don't need that.\nThor: Will you stop doing that?\nStephen Strange: I need just one strand of your hair.\nThor: Let me explain something, my hair is not to be meddled wi-! We could have just walked.\nStephen Strange: He's waiting for you.\nThor: All right.\nStephen Strange: Don't forget your umbrella.\nThor: Yes. Sorry I suppose I'll need my brother back.\nStephen Strange: Yeah, right.\nLoki: ...I have been falling...for thirty minutes!\nStephen Strange: You can handle him from here.\nThor: Yeah of course. Thank you very much for your help.\nStephen Strange: Good luck.\nLoki: Handle me? Who are you?\nThor: Loki.\nLoki: ..you think you're some kind of sorcerer? Don't think for one minute, you second-rate...\nStephen Strange: Bye-bye.\nThor: Father?\nOdin: Look at this place. It's beautiful.\nThor: Father, it's us.\nOdin: My sons. I've been waiting for you.\nThor: I know. We've come to take you home.\nOdin: Home, yes. Your mother, she calls me. Do you hear it?\nThor: Loki, lift your magic.\nOdin: Took me quite a while to break free from your spell. Frigga would have been proud. Come and sit with me. I don't have much time.\nThor: I know that we failed you, but we can make this right.\nOdin: I failed you. It is upon us...Ragnarok.\nThor: No, I've stopped Ragnarok. I put an end to Surtur.\nOdin: No. It has already begun. She's coming. My life was all that held her back, but my time has come. I cannot keep her away any longer.\nThor: Father, who are you talking about?\nOdin: The Goddess of Death. Hela. My first born. Your sister.\nThor: ...what?\nOdin: Her violent appetites grew beyond my control. I couldn't stop her, so I imprisoned her. Locked her away. She draws her strength from Asgard...and once she gets there, her powers will be limitless.\nThor: Whatever she is, we can stop her. We can face her together.\nOdin: No we won't. I'm on a different path now. This you must face alone. I love you my sons. Look at that. Remember this place. Home.\nLoki: Brother.\nThor: This was your doing.\nHela: So he's gone? That's a shame. I would've liked to have seen that.\nThor: You must be Hela. I'm Thor, son of Odin.\nHela: Really, you don't look like him.\nLoki: Perhaps we can reach an arrangement.\nHela: You sound like him. Kneel.\nLoki: Beg your pardon?\nHela: Kneel...before your Queen.\nThor: I don't think so. It's not possible.\nHela: Darling, you have no idea what's possible.\nLoki: Bring us back!\nThor: No!! Loki!\nVolstagg: Who are you!? What have you done with Thor?\nHela: I'm Hela.\nSkurge: I'm just a janitor.\nHela: You look like a smart boy with good survival instincts. How would you like a job?\nLead Scrapper: Are you a fighter or are you food?\nThor: I'm just passing through.\nLead Scrapper: It is food. On your knees.\nValkyrie: He's MINE. Wait! Wait! He's mine. So if you want him, you go through me.\nScrapper: But we've already got him.\nValkyrie: Alright then I guess I go through you.\nLead Scrapper: More food.\nThor: Thank you.\nValkyrie: This is Scrapper 142. I need clearance and an audience with the boss. I've got something special.\nThor: Hey! Where are you taking me? Answer me! Hey! I am Thor, son of Odin. I need to get back to Asgard.\nValkyrie: Many apologies, your majesty.\nHela: It's come to my attention that you don't know who I am. I am Hela, Odin's first born, Commander of the legions of Asgard, the rightful heir to the throne, and the Goddess of Death. My father is dead. As are the princes. You're welcome. We were once the seat of absolute power in the Cosmos. Our supremacy was unchallenged, yet Odin stopped at Nine Realms. Our destiny is to rule over all others. And I am here to restore that power. Kneel before me...and rise into the ranks of my great conquest.\nHogun: Whoever you are... whatever you've done, surrender now! Or we will show you know mercy.\nHela: Whoever I am? Did you listen to a word I said?\nHogun: This is your last warning!\nHela: I thought you'd be happy to see me. Fine. Oh, I've missed this. Still, it's a shame. Good soldiers dying for nothing...all because they couldn't see the future. Sad. Oh! Look, still alive. Change of heart?\nHogun: Go back to whatever cave you crept out of you evil demoness!\nHela: Let's go see my palace.\nSoothing Voice: Fear not, for you are found. You are home, and there is no going back. No one leaves this place. But what is this place? The answer in Sakaar. Surrounded by cosmic gateways, Sakaar lives on the edge of the known and unknown. It is the collection point for all lost and unloved things. Like you. But here on Sakaar, you are significant. You are valuable. Here, you are loved.\nThor: What...the hell?\nSoothing Voice: And no one loves you more than the Grandmaster. He is the original. The first lost, and the first found. The creator of Sakaar and the father of the Contest of Champions. Where once you were nothing, now you are something. You are the property of the Grandmaster. Congratulations! You will meet the Grandmaster in five seconds. Prepare yourself. Prepare yourself. You are now meeting the Grandmaster.\nGrandmaster: He's wonderful. It is a he?\nValkyrie: It's a he.\nGrandmaster: Yeah. I love when you come to visit 142, you bring me the best stuff. Whenever we get to talking, Topaz, about Scrapper 142...what do I always say? \"She is the...\" and it starts with a B.\nTopaz: Trash.\nGrandmaster: No, not trash. Were you waiting just to call her that? It doesn't start with a \"B.\"\nTopaz: Booze hag.\nGrandmaster: I'm so sorry. No, \"best.\" I was thinking about \"best.\" Because I always say you're the best. She brought me my precious beloved Champion, you know.\nTopaz: You say that every time she's here.\nGrandmaster: What have you brought today? Tell me.\nValkyrie: A contender.\nThor: A what?\nGrandmaster: I need to go closer. I want a closer look at this. Can you take us closer? Thank you. Pay this lady.\nThor: Just wait a damn minute. I'm not for sale.\nGrandmaster: Man. He is a fighter.\nValkyrie: I'd take 10 million.\nTopaz: Tell her she's dreaming.\nGrandmaster: For heaven's sake, transfer the units.\nThor: You'll pay for this!\nValkyrie: No, I got paid for this.\nGrandmaster: Here's what I wanna know. Who are you?\nThor: I am the God of THUNDER!!!\nGrandmaster: Wow. I didn't hear any thunder, but out of your fingers, was that like...sparkles?\nTopaz: We located your cousin.\nGrandmaster: Oh good! Yeah, come on. I think you're gonna like this. There he is. Hey, cuz. We almost couldn't find you. What, have you been hiding?\nThor: Hi.\nGrandmaster: So...\nCousin Carlo: Please. I'm sorry.\nGrandmaster: Carlo... I pardon you.\nCousin Carlo: Thank you. Thank you.\nGrandmaster: You're officially pardoned...from life.\nThor: Oh, my god!\nGrandmaster: I'm stepping in it. I'm stepping in it. Look out!\nThor: Oh, the smell.\nGrandmaster: What does it smell like?\nTopaz: Burnt toast.\nGrandmaster: What happened to my manners? I haven't properly introduced myself. Come on. Follow me. My name is Grandmaster. I preside over a little harlequinade called the Contest of Champions. People come from far and wide to unwillingly participate in it. And you, my friend, might just be part of the new cast. What do you say to that?\nThor: We're not friends, and I don't give a shit about your games! I'm going back to Asgard!\nGrandmaster: Ass-gard? One, two, three, four.\nLoki: There was a wormhole in space and time beneath me. At that moment, I let go.\nThor: Loki!? Loki! Over here!\nLoki: Excuse me one second.\nThor: Loki!\nLoki: What? You're alive?\nThor: Yes, of course I'm alive.\nLoki: What are you doing here?\nThor: What do you mean, what am I doing? I'm stuck in this stupid chair. Where's your chair?\nLoki: I didn't get a chair.\nThor: Get me out of this one.\nLoki: I can't.\nThor: What?\nLoki: I've made friends with this man. He's called the Grandmaster.\nThor: Oh, he's crazy!\nLoki: I've gained his favor.. The Bi- Frost brought me out here weeks ago.\nThor: Weeks ago? I just got here.\nGrandmaster: What are you whispering about? Time works real different around these parts. On any other world, I'd be like, millions of years old. But here on Sakaar... In any case, you know this... You call yourself Lord of Thunder?\nThor: God of Thunder. Tell him.\nLoki: I've never met this man in my life.\nThor: He's my brother.\nLoki: Adopted.\nGrandmaster: Is he any kind of a fighter?\nThor: You take this thing out of my neck and I'll show you.\nGrandmaster: Now listen to that. He's threatening me. Hey, Sparkles, here's the deal. If you wanna get back to Ass-place, Assberg...\nThor: Asgard.\nGrandmaster: Any contender who defeats my champion, their freedom they shall win.\nThor: Fine. Then point me in the direction of whoever's ass I have to kick.\nGrandmaster: That's what I call, contender! Direction would be this way, Lord.\nThor: Loki!\nKorg: Hey! Take it easy man! Over here. The pile of rocks waving at you. Yeah I'm actually a thing, I'm a being. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see, but don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors. Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke for you. This is my very good friend over here, Miek. He's an insect and has knives for hands.\nThor: You're a Kronan, aren't you?\nKorg: That I am.\nThor: How'd you end up in here?\nKorg: Well, I tried to start a revolution but didn't print enough pamphlets, so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mom and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster. But I'm actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that. Do you reckon you'd be interested?\nThor: How did you...\nKorg: Yeah, no. This whole thing is a circle. But not a real circle, more like a freaky circle.\nThor: This doesn't make any sense.\nKorg: No, nothing makes sense here. The only thing that does make sense, is that nothing makes sense.\nThor: Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's Champion?\nKorg: Doug has. Doug! Oh, right, Doug's dead. That's right. Everyone who fights the Grandmaster's champion perishes.\nThor: What about you? You're made of rocks.\nKorg: Perishable rocks. There you go. Another one gone. Yeah, no, I just do the smaller fights, warm up the crowd and whatnot. Wait. You're not gonna face him, are you?\nThor: Yes I am. Fight him, win, and get the hell out of this place.\nKorg: That's exactly what Doug used to say. See you later, new Doug.\nHela: Does no one remember me? Has no one been taught our history? Look at these lies. Goblets and garden parties? Peace treaties? Odin... proud to have it... ashamed of how he got it. We were unstoppable. I was his weapon in the conquest that built Asgard's empire. One by one, the realms became ours. But then, simply because my ambition outgrew his...he banished me, caged me, locked me away like an animal. Before that, Asgard's warriors were honored, their bodies buried as heroes beneath this very place.\nSkurge: Odin's treasures.\nHela: Fake. Most of the stuff in here is fake. Or weak. Smaller than I thought it would be. That's not bad? But this... The Eternal Flame. Want to see what true power looks like? Fenris. My darling, what have they done to you? With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn! I've missed you. I've missed you all.\nThor: Odin, I bid you take your place in the halls of Valhalla... Where the brave shall live forever. Nor shall we mourn but rejoice- -for those that have died the glorious death.\nLoki: -for those that have died the glorious death. It hurts, doesn't it? Being lied to. Being told you're one thing and then learning it's all a fiction. You didn't think I'd really come and see you, did you? This place is disgusting. Does this mean you don't want my help? Look, I couldn't jeopardize my position with Grandmaster, it took me time to win his trust. He's a lunatic, but he can be amenable. What I'm telling you is, you could join me at the Grandmaster's side. Perhaps, in time, an accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then... You're not seriously thinking of going back, are you? Our sister destroyed your hammer like a piece of glass. She's stronger than both of us. She's stronger than you. You don't stand a chance. Do you understand what I'm saying to you? Fine. I guess I'll just have to go it alone. Like I've always done. Would you say something? Say something!\nThor: What would you like me to say? You faked your own death, you stole the throne, stripped Odin of his power, stranded him on Earth... -to die, releasing the Goddess of Death. Have I said enough, or do you do you want me to go further back than the past two days?\nLoki: You know, I haven't seen this Beloved Champion he talks of, but I've heard he's astonishingly savage. I've placed a large wager against you tomorrow. Don't let me down.\nKorg: Piss off, ghost! He's freaking gone. Yuck! There's Still someone's hair and blood all over this. Guys, can you clean up the weapons once you finish your fight? Disgusting slobs. Thor...wanna use a big wooden fork?\nThor: No.\nKorg: Yeah, not really useful unless you're fighting off three vampires that were huddled together.\nThor: I really wish I had my hammer.\nKorg: Hammer?\nThor: Quite unique. It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. And when I spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly.\nKorg: You rode a hammer?\nThor: No, I didn't ride the hammer.\nKorg: The hammer rode you on your back?\nThor: No. I used to spin it really fast, and it would pull me off the...\nKorg: Oh my God. The hammer pulled you off?\nThor: The ground. It would pull me off the ground, up into the air, and I would fly. Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me.\nKorg: Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship wiht this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.\nThor: That's a nice way of putting it.\nValkyrie: I said they're mine.\nThor: See her, the one that put me in here.\nKorg: Yeah, Scrapper 142. She's strong. And she drinks a lot. Gotta watch out for those Asgardians, man. They are hard to perish.\nThor: Asgardian? Hey! Hey! Do not zap me with that thing. I just wanna talk. Asgard is in danger. My God, you're a Valkyrie. I used to wanna be a Valkyrie when I was younger...until I found out that you were all women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course. I love women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more of a respectful appreciation. I think it's great that there is an elite force of women warriors. It's about time.\nValkyrie: Are you done?\nWarden: Lord of Thunder, you're up.\nThor: Please, help me. I need your help.\nValkyrie: Bye.\nThor: Fine, then you must be a traitor or a coward because the Valkyrie are sworn to protect the throne.\nValkyrie: Listen closely, your majesty. This is Sakaar, not Asgard. And I'm a scrapper, not a Valkyrie.\nWarden: Bring him in for processing!\nValkyrie: And no one escapes this place. So you're gonna die anyway.\nStan Lee: Now, don't you move. My hands ain't as steady as they used to be.\nThor: By Odin's beard, you shall not cut my hair... lest you feel the wrath of the might Thor. Please. Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair! No!\nGrandmaster: Wow! Look at all of you. What a show, WHAT-A-NIGHT! Who's having fun? Please, I'm your host. Big round of applause for all of our undercard competitors... who died so gruesomely. Good sports. What a show! What a night! This is what you've come for and so have I. And now, without further ado... it's main event time!! Making his first appearance, though he looks quite promising, got a couple of tricks up his sleeve. I'll say no more, see what you think. Ladies and gentlemen... I give to you...Lord of Thunder! Watch out for his fingers. They make sparks. Okay, this is it. Let's get ready to welcome this guy. Here he comes. He is a creature. What can we say about him? Well, he's unique. There's none like him. I feel a special connection with him. He's undefeated. HE'S THE REIGNING...HE'S THE DEFENDING... Ladies and gentlemen... I give you...\nThor: Yes!\nLoki: I have to get off this planet.\nGrandmaster: Hey, hey, hey! Where are you going?\nThor: Hey! We know each other. He's a friend from work. Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead. So much has happened since I last saw you. I lost my hammer. Like, yesterday, so that's still pretty fresh. Loki! Loki's alive. Can you believe it? He's up there. Loki! Look who it is! Banner, I never thought I would say this, but I'm happy to see you. Banner. Hey, Banner!\nHulk: NO BANNER! ONLY HULK!\nThor: What are you doing? It's me. Banner, we're friends. This is crazy. I don't want to hurt you!\nGrandmaster: Here we go. What?\nThor: Hey, big guy. The sun's getting real low. That's it. The sun's going down. I won't hurt you anymore. No one will.\nLoki: Yes! That's how it feels! I'm just a huge fan of the sport.\nThor: All right. Screw it. I know you're in there, Banner. I'll get you out! What's the matter with you? You're embarrassing me! I told them we were friends!\nCrowd: Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!\nKorg: Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Another day, another Doug.\nHela: What is that noise?\nSkurge: The common folk aren't exactly falling in line. There's a resistance trying to knock down the front gates.\nHela: Tell me about yourself, Skurge.\nSkurge: Well, me dad was a stonemason, me mum was-\nHela: I'll just stop you there. What I meant was what is your ambition?\nSkurge: I just want a chance to prove myself.\nHela: Recognition. When I was young every great King had an executioner. Not just to execute people, but also to execute their vision. But mainly to execute people. Still a great honor. I was Odin's executioner. And you will be my executioner. Let's begin our conquest. Skurge, where's the sword? That sword is the key to opening the Bi-Frost. These people you mentioned, the ones who aren't falling into line. Round them up.\nHeimdall: Excuse me. Sorry about that. These bloody things are everywhere. Come on. You'll be safe here.\nThor: Are we cool? It's Hulk in a hot tub. How long have you been like that?\nHulk: Like what?\nThor: Like this. Big, green, ...stupid.\nHulk: Hulk always Hulk.\nThor: How'd you get here?\nHulk: Winning.\nThor: You mean cheating? Were they wearing one of these when you won? How'd you arrive here?\nHulk: Quinjet.\nThor: Yes. Where is the Quinjet now? That's naked. He's very naked. It's in my brain now.\nHulk: Quinjet.\nThor: Yes! I'm getting us out of here. This is a terrible, awful place. You're gonna love Asgard. It's big. It's golden. Shiny.\nHulk: Hulk stay.\nThor: No, no, no. My people need me to get back to Asgard. We must prevent Ragnarok.\nHulk: Rag-na-ruh?\nThor: The prophesied death of my home world, the end of days, it's the end of- If you help me get back to Asgard, I can help you get back to Earth.\nHulk: Earth hate Hulk.\nThor: Earth loves Hulk. They love you. You're of the Avengers. One of the team, one of our friends. This is what friends do. They support each other.\nHulk: You're Banner's friend.\nThor: I'm not Banner's friend. I prefer you.\nHulk: Banner's friend.\nThor: I don't even like Banner. \"I'm into numbers and science and stuff.\"\nHulk: Thor go. Hulk Stay.\nThor: Fine. Stay here. Stupid place. It's hideous, by the way. The red, the white. Just pick a color.\nHulk: Smash you.\nThor: You didn't smash anything. I won that fight\nHulk: I smashed you.\nThor: Yeah, sure, sure.\nHulk: Baby Arms.\nThor: What?\nHulk: Baby.\nThor: Moron! You big child.\nHulk: Thor go!\nThor: I am going.\nHulk: Thor go again! Thor home. Hulk trains.\nThor: That's great. Have fun. Heimdall, I know you can see me. I need you to help me. Help me see.\nHeimdall: I see you. But you are far away.\nThor: What's going on here?\nHeimdall: Come see for yourself. I'm providing refuge in a stronghold build by our ancestors. But if the garrison falls our only escape will is Bi-Frost.\nThor: You're talking about evacuating Asgard?\nHeimdall: We won't last long if we stay. She draws her power from Asgard and grows stronger everyday. Come on. Hela is ravenous. If I let her leave, she'll consume the Nine Realms and all the cosmos. We need you.\nThor: I'm working on it, but I don't even really know where the hell I am.\nHeimdall: You're on a planet surrounded by doorways. Go through one.\nThor: Which one?\nHeimdall: The big one!\nHulk: Thor sad.\nThor: Shut up.\nHulk: THOR SAD!!!\nThor: I'm not sad, you idiot. I'm pissed off! Angry. I lost my father. I lost my hammer.\nHulk: Whining and crying. Cry like baby.\nThor: You're not even listening.\nHulk: Don't kick stuff.\nThor: You're being a really bad friend.\nHulk: You bad friend!\nThor: You know what we call you?\nHulk: No.\nThor: We call you the stupid Avenger.\nHulk: You're tiny Avenger!\nThor: What, are you crazy?\nHulk: Yes.\nThor: You know what? Earth does hate you.\nHulk: No.\nThor: I'm sorry I said those things. You're not the stupid Avenger. Nobody calls you the stupid Avenger.\nHulk: It's okay.\nThor: You just can't go around throwing shields at people. Could have killed me.\nHulk: I know. I'm sorry. I just get so angry all the time. Hulk always, always angry.\nThor: I know. We're the same, you and I. We're just a couple of hot-headed fools.\nHulk: Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water.\nThor: We're kind of both like fire.\nHulk: But Hulk like real fire. Hulk like raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire.\nThor: Hulk, I need you to do something for me.\nHulk: Angry girl!\nValkyrie: What's going on? What do you...? You're so thick-headed that you can't tell when someone's hiding all the way across the universe and wants to be left alone?\nThor: We need to talk.\nValkyrie: No, you want to talk to me.\nThor: I need her to stay.\nHulk: Stay! Please?\nValkyrie: All right. Here's the deal. I'll listen to you till this is empty.\nThor: Asgard is in danger and people are dying. We need to get back there. I need your help...wow.\nValkyrie: Finished. Bye.\nThor: Odin is dead. Hela, the Goddess of Death has invaded Asgard.\nValkyrie: If Hela's back then Asgard is already lost.\nThor: I'm going to stop her.\nValkyrie: Alone?\nThor: Nope. I'm putting together a team. It's me, you, and the big guy.\nHulk: No team. Only Hulk.\nThor: It's me and you.\nValkyrie: I think it's only you.\nThor: Wait. Just listen. The Valkyrie are legend, elite warriors of Asgard. You are sworn to defend the throne.\nValkyrie: I'm not getting dragged into another one of Odin's family squabbles.\nThor: What's that supposed to mean?\nValkyrie: Your sister. Her power comes from Asgard, same as yours. When it grew beyond Odin's control, she massacred everyone in the palace and tried to seize the throne. When she tried to escape her banishment, he sent the Valkyrie in to fight her back. I only survived because... Look, I already faced her once back when I believed in the throne, and it cost me everything. THAT'S what's wrong with Asgard. The throne, the secrets, the whole golden sham.\nThor: I agree.\nValkyrie: Don't get familiar.\nThor: I agree. That's why I turned down the throne. But this isn't about the crown. This is about the people. They're dying and they're you're people, too.\nValkyrie: Forget it. I have.\nThor: Okay.\nValkyrie: Okay.\nThor: Good. Great.\nValkyrie: Great.\nThor: Thank you.\nValkyrie: For what?\nThor: For this. Didn't see that did you? There... that's better. You know, go ahead. Stay here and get drunk and enslave people for that lunatic. Keep drinking. Keep hiding. But me... I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them. Because that's what... Because that's what heroes do.\nHulk: Friend Stay!\nThor: All right.\nQuinjet: Voice verification required.\nThor: Thor.\nQuinjet: Access denied.\nThor: Thor, son of Odin.\nQuinjet: Access denied.\nThor: God of Thunder.\nQuinjet: Access denied.\nThor: Strongest Avenger.\nQuinjet: Access denied.\nThor: Strongest Avenger!\nQuinjet: Access denied.\nThor: Damn you, Stark. Point Break.\nQuinjet: Welcome, Point Break.\nHulk: Friend stay!\nThor: No, no, no!\nHulk: Stay!\nThor: Stop! Stop breaking everything!\nHulk: Don't go!\nNatasha Romanoff: Nice work, big guy. We don't know where Ultron's headed, but you're going very high, very fast. ...So, I need you to turn this bird around, okay? We can't track you in stealth mode... ...So I need you to help me out. Okay? I need you to...\nHulk: No! No, Banner!\nThor: Banner. Hey, hey, hey. You all right, Banner? Sun's going down. Sun's going down. That's it, breathe. I won't hurt you. Sun's going down.\nBruce Banner: ...Thor?\nThor: Yeah. Quite a lot's happened. You and I had a fight recently.\nBruce Banner: What happened to your hair?\nThor: Some creepy old man cut it off.\nBruce Banner: It looks good.\nThor: Thanks.\nBruce Banner: Where are we? How's Nat?\nThor: Nat is good, I'm sure.\nBruce Banner: And what about Sokovia?\nThor: Sokovia?\nBruce Banner: The city, Sokovia. Did we save it?\nThor: Banner, listen.\nBruce Banner: What?\nThor: Sokovia. Ultron. That was two years ago.\nBruce Banner: What are you saying? I've been Hulk for two years?\nThor: I'm afraid so.\nBruce Banner: What the hell happened?\nThor: Banner, there's something you should know...\nQuinjet: Voice Activation required.\nBruce Banner: Banner.\nQuinjet: Welccome, Strongest Avenger.\nThor: What?\nBruce Banner: Ship's log... Thor, where are we?\nThor: Yeah, about that.\nGrandmaster: It's bad news, bad news today. Sakaar, hear ye. Attention please. I have some bad news. My beloved, exalted Champion has turned up missing. Take to the streets. Celebrate my champion.\nBruce Banner: Who's that?\nThor: He kind of runs the place. You actually lived in his house.\nBruce Banner: I did?\nThor: Yeah. Quite a lot's happened. You and I had a fight recently.\nBruce Banner: Did I win?\nThor: No, I won. Easily.\nBruce Banner: Doesn't sound right.\nThor: Well, it's true.\nGrandmaster: It seems that that criminally seductive Lord of Thunder has stolen him away.\nThor: Seductive GOD of Thunder. We need to move.\nBruce Banner: Oh, no. This is bad. This is really, really bad. Thor, I think I'm freaking out.\nThor: No, no, no. Don't freak out. You're okay. Put these on.\nBruce Banner: These are Tony's clothes.\nThor: I know, come on.\nBruce Banner: Is he here?\nThor: No, he's not here. But listen. Just stay calm, okay? The sun's going down. The sun's getting really low. Sun's going down.\nGrandmaster: I'm upset! I'm very upset. You know what I like about being upset? Blame. Right now, that's the mindset that I'm in. And you know who I'm blaming?\nLoki: Grandmaster, I-\nGrandmaster: Hey! Don't interrupt me!\nTopaz: Here you go.\nGrandmaster: Why are you handing me the melt stick? He was interrupting. That's not a capital violation. My precious champion has come up missing and its all because of that Lord of Thunder. It's all because of him. YOUR brother. Whatever the story is. Adopted, or complicated. I'm sure there's a big history. And YOUR contender.\nLoki: My dear friend, if you were to give me twelve hours I could bring them both back to you.\nValkyrie: I can do it in two.\nLoki: I could do it in one.\nGrandmaster: You know what? I woke up this morning thinking about a public execution. But for now, I'll settle for this sweet little \"who's gonna get him first?\" So you're on the clock. Valkyrie exits in a hurry. Loki follows her.\nLoki: What have you done!?\nValkyrie: I don't answer to you, lackey.\nLoki: It's Loki. And you will answer to the Grandmaster. Why would you help my brother escape with that green fool?\nValkyrie: I don't help anyone.\nLoki: You're a Valkyrie. I thought the Valkyrie all died gruesome deaths?\nValkyrie: Choose your next words wisely.\nLoki: Terribly sorry. Must be a very painful memory...\nThor: The sun's going down. It's getting really low. The sun's going down. It's getting real low.\nBruce Banner: Would you stop saying that!?\nThor: I just need you to stay calm.\nBruce Banner: Calm!? I'm on an alien planet!\nThor: It's just a planet. You've been on a planet before.\nBruce Banner: Yeah! One!\nThor: Now you've been on two. That's a good thing. It's a new experience.\nBruce Banner: My neurons, they're firing faster than my brain can handle the information. The whole thing is totally different this time. In the past, I always felt like Hulk and I each had a hand on the wheel, but this time it's like he had the keys and I was locked in the trunk.\nThor: Alright, well, you're back now, that's all that matters.\nBruce Banner: No, it's not what matters. What I'm trying to tell you, is that if I turn into the Hulk again, Banner may never come back. And we're stranded on a planet that is designed to stress me out.\nThor: We're not stranded, I'm gonna figure out a way to get us home.\nBruce Banner: Thank you.\nThor: Not your home, though. Asgard.\nBruce Banner: What?\nThor: Listen, my people are in great danger. You and I, we have to fight this really powerful being who also happens to be my sister.\nBruce Banner: Okay, that is so wrong on so many... I don't wanna fight your sister. That's a family issue.\nThor: No, she's an evil being.\nBruce Banner: I don't care what she is. I'm not fighting any more beings. I'm sick of it. I just told you. If I turn into the Hulk, I am never gonna come back again. And you don't care.\nThor: No, no. I'm putting together the team. The Hulk is the fire.\nBruce Banner: Wait, you're just using me to get to the Hulk.\nThor: What? No!\nBruce Banner: It's gross. You don't care about me. You're not my friend.\nThor: No! I don't even like the Hulk. He's all like... \"smash, smash, smash.\" I prefer you.\nBruce Banner: Thanks.\nThor: But if I'm being honest, when it comes to fighting evil beings, he is very powerful and useful.\nBruce Banner: Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful, too.\nThor: Is he though?\nBruce Banner: How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero. How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven.\nThor: Fine, you don't have to fight anyone. But we're in danger here, so we have to move.\nBruce Banner: What are you doing with that?\nThor: I need a disguise. I'm a fugitive.\nBruce Banner: I need a disguise.\nThor: You are the disguise.\nBruce Banner: I'll be Tony Stark.\nThor: What?\nBruce Banner: Yeah. Tony and the gypsy.\nThor: No, no you're not Tony. You're Bruce Banner.\nBruce Banner: Then why did you dress me up like Tony?\nThor: Because you were naked.\nBruce Banner: Okay, I'll give you that.\nThor: What are you doing? Stop doing that!\nBruce Banner: Tony wears his pants super tight!\nThor: Why are you being so weird?\nBruce Banner: I don't know. Maybe the fact that I was trapped for two years inside of a monster made me a little weird.\nThor: Hey. It's okay. You're good. Calm down. Come on. Listen, we're gonna go to Asgard and you're not gonna have to think about the Hulk ever again. All right?\nBruce Banner: All right.\nThor: This is bad. Banner! Banner! Hi.\nValkyrie: Hi.\nThor: I was gonna do that.\nValkyrie: Yeah, well, I did it first.\nThor: That's good. What are you doing here?\nValkyrie: What are you doing here? I thought you were leaving.\nThor: I got sidetracked.\nValkyrie: What's with the...\nThor: It's my disguise.\nValkyrie: But I can see your face.\nThor: Not when I do this, you can't. Your hair looks nice. I like what you did with it. Change it? Washed it maybe?\nBruce Banner: What are those things on her eyes? Are those the people that she's killed? She's so beautiful and strong...\nValkyrie: Who is this guy?\nThor: He's a friend.\nBruce Banner: Who? Me? I'm Bruce.\nValkyrie: I feel like I know you.\nBruce Banner: I feel like I know you too.\nValkyrie: Look, I've spent years in a haze trying to forget my past. Sakaaar seemed like the best place to drink and forget and to die one day.\nThor: I was thinking that you drink too much, and that probably was going to kill you.\nValkyrie: I don't plan to stop drinking, but I don't want to forget. I can't turn away anymore. So, if I'm donna to die, well... it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.\nThor: Good.\nValkyrie: Yeah. So I'm saying that I wanna be on the team. Has it got a name?\nThor: Yeah, it's called the Revengers.\nValkyrie: Revengers?\nThor: Because I'm getting revenge. You're getting revenge. Do you want revenge?\nBruce Banner: I'm undecided.\nThor: Okay.\nValkyrie: Also, I've got a peace offering.\nLoki: Surprise. OW!\nThor: Just had to be sure.\nLoki: Hello, Bruce.\nBruce Banner: So, last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everybody. Where are you at these days?\nLoki: It varies from moment to moment.\nThor: Is that... a Dragonfang?\nValkyrie: It is.\nThor: My God. This is the famed sword of the Valkyrie.\nValkyrie: Sakaar and Asgard are about as far apart as any two known systems. Our best bet is a wormhole just outside the city limits. A nice clean wormhole outside the city. Refuel on Xandar and be back in Asgard in around 18 months.\nThor: Nope. We're going through that one.\nValkyrie: The Devil's Anus?\nBruce Banner: Wait, whose anus are we going through?\nThor: For the record, I didn't know it was called that when I picked it.\nBruce Banner: That looks like a collapsing neutron star inside of an Einstein- Rosen Bridge.\nValkyrie: We need another ship. That would tear mine to pieces.\nThor: She's right. We need one that can withstand the geodetic strain from the singularity.\nBruce Banner: And has an offline power steering system that could also function without the on-board computer.\nValkyrie: And we need one with cup holders, because we're gonna die. So, drinks!\nBruce Banner: Do I know you? I feel like I know you.\nValkyrie: I feel like I know you, too. It's weird.\nThor: What do you say, doctor? Uncharted metagalactic travel through a volatile cosmic gateway. Talk about an adventure.\nBruce Banner: We need a ship.\nThor: Need a ship.\nValkyrie: There are one or two ships, absolute top-of-the-line models-\nLoki: I don't mean to impose, but the Grandmaster has a great many ships. I may eve have stolen the access codes to his security system.\nValkyrie: And suddenly you're overcome with an urge to do the right thing.\nLoki: Heavens, no. I've run out of favor with the Grandmaster. And in exchange for codes and access to a ship I'm asking for safe passage...through the anus.\nThor: You're telling us you can get us access into the garage without setting off any alarms?\nLoki: Yes, brother. I can.\nBruce Banner: Okay, can I just... A quick FYI, I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago and he was totally ready to kill any of us.\nValkyrie: He did try to kill me.\nThor: Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, \"Yeah, it's me!\" And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.\nValkyrie: If we're boosting a ship, we're gonna need to draw some guards away from the palace.\nLoki: Why not set the beast loose?\nThor: Shut up.\nValkyrie: You guys have a beast?\nThor: No, there's no beast. He's just being stupid. We're going to start a revolution.\nBruce Banner: Revolution?\nThor: I'll explain later.\nValkyrie: Who's this guy again?\nThor: I'll explain later.\nKorg: Is that some sort of protoplasm, all the stuff that's coming out of you? Or are they eggs? Looks like eggs.\nValkyrie: I'm looking for Korg.\nKorg: Who's asking? I know you're asking. Is anyone else asking, or is it just you?\nValkyrie: The Lord of Thunder sends his best.\nKorg: My revolution has begun...\nGrandmaster: Revolution? How did this happen?\nTopaz: Don't know. But the Arena's mainframe for the Obedience Disks have been deactivated and the slaves have armed themselves.\nGrandmaster: Oh! I don't like that word!\nTopaz: Mainframe?\nGrandmaster: No. Why would I not like \"mainframe?\" No, the \"S\" word.\nTopaz: Sorry, the \"prisoners with jobs\" have armed themselves.\nGrandmaster: Okay, that's better.\nThor: Hey, so listen, we should talk.\nLoki: I disagree. Open communication was never our family's forte.\nThor: You have no idea. I've had quite the revelation since we spoke last. Hello!\nLoki: Hi! Odin brought us together, it's almost poetic that his death should split us apart. We might as well be strangers now. \"Two sons of the crown\" set adrift.\nThor: Thought you didn't want to talk about it?\nLoki: Here's the thing. I'm probably better off staying here on Sakaar.\nThor: That's exactly what I was thinking.\nLoki: ...Did you just agree with me?\nThor: This place is perfect for you. It's savage, chaotic, lawless. Brother, you're going to do GREAT here.\nLoki: Do you truly think so little of me?\nThor: Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever. But, at the end of the day, you're you, I'm me... I don't know, maybe there's still good in you, but let's be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.\nLoki: It's probably for the best that we never see one another again.\nThor: That's what you always wanted. Hey, let's do \"Get Help.\"\nLoki: What?\nThor: \"Get Help.\"\nLoki: No.\nThor: Come on, you love it.\nLoki: I hate it.\nThor: It's great. IT works every time.\nLoki: It's humiliating.\nThor: Do you have a better plan?\nLoki: No.\nThor: We're doing it.\nLoki: We are not doing \"Get Help.\"\nThor: Get help! Please! My brother, he's dying. Get help! Help him! Classic.\nLoki: I still hate it. It's humiliating.\nThor: Not for me, it's not. Which one's the ship she told us to get?\nLoki: The Commodore. Though I feel it won't make much of a difference...\nThor: Oh, Loki.\nLoki: I know I've betrayed you many times before, but this time it's truly nothing personal. The reward for your capture will set me up nicely.\nThor: Never one for sentiment, were you?\nLoki: Easier to let it burn.\nThor: I agree. Oh brother, you're becoming predictable. I trust you, you betray me. Round and round in circles we go. See, Loki, life is about, it's about growth. It's about change. But you seem to just wanna stay the same. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you'll always be the God of Mischief, but you could be more. I'll just put this over here for you. Anyway, I got places to be so good luck. All right, I can figure this out. It's just another spaceship.\nGrandmaster: Loyal Sakaarians, Lord of Thunder has stolen my ship and my favorite champion. Sakaarians, take to the skies. Bring him down. Do not let him leave this planet.\nBruce Banner: Good shot!\nValkyrie: Open the doors. I hope that you're tougher than you look.\nBruce Banner: Why? Shouldn't we be shooting back or something?\nThor: Yes, we should. Where are the guns on this ship?\nValkyrie: There aren't any. It's a leisure vessel.\nThor / Banner: WHAT?!\nValkyrie: Grandmaster uses it for his good times, orgies and stuff.\nBruce Banner: Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?\nThor: Yeah. Don't touch anything. No! Get inside!\nValkyrie: In a minute!\nThor: I should probably go and help. Here, take the wheel.\nBruce Banner: No. I don't know how to fly one of these.\nThor: You're a scientist. Use one of your PhDs.\nBruce Banner: None of them are for flying alien spaceships! Okay, come on. There's gotta be a gun on this thing. That looks like a gun.\nGrandmaster: It's MY BIRTHDAY! It's MY BIRTHDAY! It's MY BIRTHDAY.\nBruce Banner: Yeah!\nValkyrie: Guys, we're coming up on the Devil's Anus!\nKorg: There she is. Our ticket out of here. Hey, what's this?\nLoki: Thank you.\nKorg: Hey man, we're about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. You wanna come?\nLoki: You do seem like you're in desperate need of leadership.\nKorg: Why thank you.\nValkyrie: Here we go!\nSkurge: Asgardians, some misguided soul has stolen the Bifrost sword. Tell us where it is, or there will be consequences. Bad ones. Well?\nHela: You.\nAsgardian Citizens: No! Stop!\nHela: Well? Executioner?\nAsgardian Man: Wait! I know where the sword is.\nValkyrie: I never thought I'd be back here.\nBruce Banner: I thought it'd be nicer. I mean, not that it's not nice. It's just, it's on fire.\nValkyrie: Here, up here in the mountains. Heat signatures. People clustered together. Hela's coming for them.\nThor: Okay, drop me off at the palace and I'll draw her away.\nValkyrie: And get yourself killed?\nThor: The people trapped down there are all that matters. While I'm dealing with Hela, I need you two to help get everyone off Asgard.\nBruce Banner: How the hell are we supposed to do that?\nThor: I have a man on the ground.\nHeimdall: Asgard. She's here.\nThor: Now the ship has guns.\nValkyrie: I'll take it from here.\nThor: I found this in the armory.\nValkyrie: \"Your majesty.\" Don't die. You know what I mean.\nHeimdall: We must keep moving! Go to the Bifrost!\nThor: Sister.\nHela: You're still alive.\nThor: I love what you've done with the place. Redecorating, I see.\nHela: It seems our father's solution to every problem was to cover it up.\nThor: Or to cast it out. He told you you were worthy. He said the same thing to me.\nHela: You see, you never knew him, not at his best. Odin and I drowned entire civilizations in blood and tears. Where do you think all this gold came from? And then one day he decided to become a benevolent king. To foster peace, to protect life. To have you.\nThor: I understand why you're angry. And you are my sister, and technically have a claim to the throne. And believe me, I would love for someone else to rule. But it can't be you. You're just...the worst.\nHela: Okay, get up. You're in my seat.\nThor: You know, Father once told me that a wise king never seeks out war.\nHela: But must always be ready for it.\nHeimdall: Go back!\nHela: To be honest, I expected more.\nSkurge: Heimdall! The sword!\nHeimdall: We must cross now! To Bi-Frost!\nHela: Here's the difference between us. I'm Odin's firstborn, the rightful heir, the savior of Asgard. And you're nothing. So simple. Even a blind man could see it. Now you remind me of Dad.\nValkyrie: This stupid dog won't die!\nBruce Banner: Everything's going to be okay. I got this. You want to know who I am?\nValkyrie: What the hell are you talking about?\nBruce Banner: You'll see.\nHela: You see? No one's going anywhere. I'll get that sword even if I have to kill every single one of them to do it.\nKorg: Hey man. I'm Korg. This is Miek. We're going to jump on that spaceship and get out of here. Want to come?\nLoki: Your savior is here!\nHela: That little shit.\nLoki: Did you miss me? Everybody on that ship, now.\nHeimdall: Welcome home. I saw you coming.\nLoki: Of course you did.\nHela: A valiant effort, but you never stood a chance. You see? I'm not a queen, or a monster. I'm the Goddess of Death. What were you the God of again?\nOdin: Even when you had two eyes you were only seeing half the picture.\nThor: She's too strong. Without my hammer I cannot-\nOdin: Are you Thor, God of Hammers? That hammer helped you control your power, focus it. But it was never the source of your strength.\nThor: It's too late. She's already taken Asgard.\nOdin: Asgard is not a place. Never has been. This could be Asgard. It is wherever our people stand. And right now those people need you.\nThor: I'm not as strong as you.\nOdin: No. You're stronger.\nHela: Tell me brother, what were you the God of again...?\nThor: You're late.\nLoki: You're missing an eye.\nValkyrie: This isn't over.\nThor: I think we should disband the Revengers.\nLoki: Hit her with a lightning blast.\nThor: I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning. It did nothing.\nValkyrie: We need to hold her off until everybody's on board.\nThor: It won't end there. The longer Hela's on Asgard the more powerful she grows. She'll hunt us down. We need to stop her here and now.\nValkyrie: What's our move?\nLoki: I'm not doing \"Get help.\"\nThor: Asgard's not a place, it's a people. This was never about stopping Ragnarok...it was about causing Ragnarok. Go to the vault. Surtur's crown. It's the only way.\nLoki: Bold move, brother. Even for me.\nThor: Shall we?\nValkyrie: After you.\nLoki: This is madness.\nThor: GO! GO NOW!\nSkurge: For Asgard. HELA!\nLoki: With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn.\nThor: HELA! Enough! You want Asgard? It's yours.\nHela: Whatever game you're playing, it won't work. You can't defeat me.\nThor: No, but he can.\nHela: No...NO!\nSurtur: Tremble before me Asgard, for I am your reckoning!\nValkyrie: The people are safe. That's all that matters.\nThor: We're fulfilling the prophecy.\nValkyrie: I hate this prophecy.\nThor: So do I, but we have no choice. Surtur destroys Asgard, he destroys Hela so that our people can live. We need to let him finish... No! Hulk no! Stop it you moron!! Hulk, just for once in your life, don't smash!\nHulk: But...big Monster.\nValkyrie: Hulk! Let's go.\nHulk: Friends.\nSurtur: I am Asgard's doom!!\nKorg: The damage is not too bad. As long as the foundations are strong, we can rebuild this place. It will become a haven for all people and aliens of the universe... Nope, those foundations are gone. Sorry.\nThor: What have I done?\nHeimdall: You saved us from extinction. Asgard is not a place, it's a people.\nLoki: It suits you.\nThor: Perhaps you're not so bad after all, brother.\nLoki: Maybe not.\nThor: Thank you, Loki. And if you were here, I might even give you a hug.\nLoki: Do we have to hug now?\nValkyrie: Your throne.\nHeimdall: So, King of Asgard. Where to?\nThor: I'm not sure. Any suggestions? Miek, what's your home planet?\nKorg: Oh, Miek's dead. I accidentally stepped on him on the bridge, I've just felt so guilty I've been carrying him around all day... Miek, you're alive! He's alive everyone! What was your question?\nThor: Earth it is.\nLoki: Do you really think it's a good idea to go back to Earth?\nThor: Sure! They love me there.\nLoki: Let me rephrase: Do you really think it's a good idea to bring me back to Earth?\nThor: Probably not. But don't worry, brother...I've got a feeling that everything's going to work out."}
{"text": "Son: Baba?\nFather: Yes, my son?\nSon: Tell me a story.\nFather: Which one?\nSon: The story of home.\nFather: Millions of years ago, a meteorite made of vibranium, the strongest substance in the universe struck the continent of Africa affecting the plant life around it. And when the time of man came, five tribes settled on it and called it Wakanda. The tribes lived in constant war with each other until a warrior shaman received a vision from the Panther goddess Bast who led him to the Heart Shaped Herb, a plant that granted him super human strength, speed, and instincts. The warrior became King and the first Black Panther, the protector of Wakanda. Four tribes agreed to live under the King's rule, but the Jabari tribe isolated themselves in the mountains. The Wakandans used vibranium to develop technology more advanced than any other nation, but as Wakanda thrived the world around it descended further into chaos. To keep vibranium safe, the Wakandans vowed to hide in plain sight, keeping the truth of their power from the outside world.\nSon: And we still hide Baba?\nFather: Yes.\nSon: Why?\nN'Jobu: Hey look, if we get in and out quick won't be any worries. You in the van come in through from the west, come around the corner, land right here. Me and the twins pulling up right here, we leavin' this car behind, ok? We coming... Hide the straps.\nYoung Zuri: Is it the Feds?\nN'Jobu: No.\nYoung Zuri: It's two Grace Jones looking chicks... they're holding spears...\nN'Jobu: Open it.\nYoung Zuri: You serious?\nN'Jobu: They won't knock again.\nDora Milaje 1: Who are you?\nN'Jobu: Prince N'Jobu, son of Azzuri.\nDora Milaje 1: Prove to me you are one of us.\nN'Jobu: My King...\nYoung T'Chaka: Leave us.\nN'Jobu: This is James. I trust him with my life. He stays, with your permission, King T'Chaka.\nYoung T' Chaka: As you wish. At ease... Come baby brother. Let me see how you're holding up.\nYoung T'Chaka: You look strong.\nN'Jobu: Glory to Bast. I am in good health. How is home?\nYoung T'Chaka: Not so good, baby brother. There has been an attack. This man, Ulysses Klaue, stole a quarter ton of vibraniurn from us and triggered a bomb at the border to escape. Many lives were lost. He knew where we hid the vibranium, and how to strike. He had someone on the inside.\nN'Jobu: Why are you here?\nYoung T'Chaka: Because I want you look me in the eyes and tell me why you betrayed Wakanda.\nN'Jobu: I did no such thing.\nYoung T' Chaka: Tell him who you are.\nYoung Zuri: Zuri, Son of Badu.\nN'Jobu: What? James, James you lied to me? I invite you into my home and you were Wakandan this whole time?\nYoung Zuri: You betrayed Wakanda!\nN'Jobu: How could you lie to me like -\nYoung T'Chaka: Stand down. Did you think that you were the only spy we sent here? Prince N'Jobu, you will return home at once, where you will face the council and inform them of your crimes.\nBbc Anchor: The tiny nation of Wakanda is mourning the death of its monarch, King T'Chaka. The beloved ruler was one of many confirmed dead after a terrorist attack at the United Nations a week ago. The Suspect has since been apprehended. Though it remains one of the poorest countries in the world, fortified by mountain ranges and an impenetrable rain forest, Wakanda does not engage in international trade or accept aid. The succession of the throne is expected to fall to the oldest of the King's two children, Prince T'Challa.\nOkoye: My Prince, coming up on them now.\nT'Challa: No need, Okoye. I can handle this alone. I will get Nakia out as quickly as possible.\nOkoye: Just don't freeze when you see her.\nT'Challa: What are you talking about? I never freeze.\nMilitant Leader: Defense position!\nCargo Truck Militant: No games.\nMilitant Leader: What do you see? Come in! Come in!\nNakia: This one is just a boy... he got kidnapped as well.\nT'Challa: Nakia... I... I wanted to...\nNigerian Militant #2: Hey!!! I have her! Don't move, I will shoot! I will shoot her right now!\nOkoye: You froze.\nNakia: Why are you here? Eesh, you ruined my mission!\nT'Challa: My father is dead, Nakia. I will be crowned King tomorrow, and I wish for you to be there.\nNakia: Carry yourselves home now, and take the boy. Get him to his people.\nNigerian Woman: Thank you.\nOkoye: You will speak nothing of this day. Sister Nakia... My Prince. We are home.\nT'Challa: This never gets old.\nNakia: Queen Mother... Princess. My comfort for your loss.\nRamonda: Thank you, Nakia. It is so good to have you back with us.\nOkoye: Take her to the River Province to prepare her for the ceremony.\nAyo: Yes, general.\nShuri: Did he freeze?\nOkoye: Like an antelope in headlights.\nT'Challa: Are you finished? So surprised my little sister came to see me off before our big day.\nShuri: You wish. I'm here for the EMP beads, I've developed an update.\nT'Challa: Update? No, it worked perfectly.\nShuri: How many times to I have to teach you, just because something works, doesn't mean that it cannot be improved.\nT'Challa: You are teaching me, what do you know? I cannot wait to see what kind of update you make to your ceremonial outfit.\nRamonda: Shuri!\nShuri: Sorry mother.\nT'Challa: How are you feeling today, mama?\nRamonda: Proud... your father and I would talk about this day all the time. He is with us, and it is your time to be King.\nMuseum Director: Good morning! How can I help you?\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): I was just checking out these artifacts. They tell me you're the expert.\nMuseum Director: You could say that.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): They're beautiful. Where's this one from?\nMuseum Director: From the Bobo Ashanti Tribe, present day Ghana. 19th Century.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): For real? What about this one?\nMuseum Director: That one's from the Edo people of Benin. 16th Century.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Now, tell me about this one.\nMuseum Director: Also from Benin. 7th Century. Fula tribe I believe.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Nah.\nMuseum Director: I beg your pardon?\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): It was taken by British soldiers in Benin but it's from Wakanda and it's made out of vibranium. Don't trip, I'mma take it off your hands for you.\nMuseum Director: These items aren't for sale.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): How do you think your ancestors got these? You think they paid a fair price? Or did they take it like they took everything else.\nMuseum Director: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): You got all this security watching me ever since I walked in. But, you ain't checking for what you put in your body.\nSecurity Guard: Alright, mate. Let's have it. Come on, mate.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): I think she might not be feelin' too good. Hey! Hey somebody get some help! Come here! Call a doctor, please! Hey please, somebody come help!\nSecurity Guard: Medical Emergency right away in the West African Exhibit please. Right away!\nLinda: I'm gonna take a break.\nUlysses Klaue: Let's give the lady some space please.\nLimbani: Step back please, gents, step back please.\nUlysses Klaue: Hey come here. Come here! It's ok. You can go, but just don't tell anyone, alright?\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Bro, why you 'aint just shoot him right here?\nUlysses Klaue: Because it's better to leave the crime scene more spread out... makes us look like amateurs. Now... let's see if you know what you're talking about... That's just a taste. Whoo... You're gonna be rich, boy.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): You better sell that quick.\nUlysses Klaue: Oh it's already sold.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Whatever you try, the Wakandans'll probably show up.\nUlysses Klaue: That'll make my day. I can kill two birds with one stone. You're not telling me that's vibranium too, eh?\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Nah, I'm just feeling it.\nElders, Warriors, Dora: Ngu T'Challa Lo.\nCrowd: Ngu T'Challa Lo.\nZuri: I, Zuri, Son of Badu, give to you, Prince T'Challa, the Black Panther! The Prince will now have the strength of the Black Panther stripped away. Damaku...\nCrowd: Damaku...\nZuri: Victory in ritual combat comes by yield or death. If any tribe wishes to put forth a warrior, I now offer a path to the throne.\nMerchant Tribe Elder: The Merchant Tribe will NOT challenge today.\nBorder Tribe Elder: The Border tribe will NOT challenge today.\nRiver Tribe Elder: The River Tribe will NOT challenge today.\nMining Tribe Elder: The Mining Tribe will NOT challenge today.\nZuri: Is there any member of royal blood who wishes to challenge for the throne?\nShuri: This corset is really uncomfortable. So could we all just wrap it up and go home? Are they Jabari?\nRamonda: Yes.\nZuri: M'Baku. What are you doing here?!\nM'Baku: It's challenge day. We have watched and listened from the mountains. We have watched with disgust, as your technological advancements have been overseen by a child who scoffs at tradition. And now... you want to hand the nation over to this prince... Who could not even keep his own father safe. Hmm? We will not have it. I said we will not have it! I, M'Baku, leader of the Jabari wish to\nT'Challa: I accept your challenge, M'Baku.\nM'Baku: Glory to Hanuman.\nZuri: Let the challenge begin!\nM'Baku: Where is your God, now?! No powers. No claws. No speciaL suit, oh! Just a boy, not fit to lead.\nRamonda: Show him who you are!\nT'Challa: I AM PRINCE T'CHALLA SON OF King T'CHAKA!!\nShuri: You can do this T'Challa!\nT'Challa: Yield! Don't make me kill you.\nM'Baku: I would rather die!\nT'Challa: What would the proud Jabari do without you? You have fought with honor, now yield! Your people need you. Yield, man!\nZuri: I now present to you, King T'Challa the Black Panther!!\nT'Challa: Zuri.\nZuri: My King.\nT'Challa: Wakanda forever!!\nZuri: Allow the Heart Shaped Herb to restore the powers of the Black Panther and take you to the Ancestral Plane. T'Chaka, we call on you. Corne here to your son. Darnaku.\nT'Challa: Baba!\nT'Chaka: My son.\nT'Challa: I am sorry.\nT'Chaka: Stand up! You are a King. What is wrong my son?\nT'Challa: I am not ready, Baba.\nT'Chaka: Have you not prepared to be King your whole life? Have you not trained and studied, been by my side?\nT'Challa: That is not what I am talking about. I am not ready to be without you.\nT'Chaka: A man who has not prepared his children for his own death has failed as a father. Have I ever failed you?\nT'Challa: Never. Tell me how to best protect Wakanda. I want to be a great King, Baba. Just like you.\nT'Chaka: You're going to struggle. So you need to surround yourself with people you trust. You're a good man with a good heart. And it's hard for a good man to be King.\nZuri: Breathe, T'Challa. Breathe!\nT'Challa: He was there! He was there. My father. Corne home, Nakia.\nNakia: I'm right here.\nT'Challa: Stay.\nNakia: I came to support you, and to honor your father. But I can't stay. It's just... I found my calling out there. I've seen too many in need just to turn a blind eye. I can't be happy here knowing that there's people out there who have nothing.\nT'Challa: What would you have Wakanda do about it?\nNakia: Share what we have. We could provide aid and access to technology and refuge to those who need it... other countries do it, we do it better.\nT'Challa: We are not like these other countries, Nakia. If the world found out what we truly are, and what we possess - we could lose our way of life.\nNakia: Wakanda is strong enough to help others and protect ourselves at the same time.\nT'Challa: If you were not so stubborn you would make such a great queen.\nNakia: I would make a great queen because I am so stubborn.\nT'Challa: Ah! So you admit it!\nNakia: ... if that's what I wanted!\nT'Challa: Is that him? Glory to Bast, man, is he still growing?\nW'Kabi: Of course. I see Nakia is back... you guys going to work it out? T'Challa, what's wrong?\nT'Challa: Nakia thinks we should be doing more.\nW'Kabi: More like what?\nT'Challa: Foreign aid... refugee programs.\nW'Kabi: You let refugees in, they bring their problems with them. And then Wakanda is like everywhere else. Now, if you said you wanted me and my men to go out there and clean up the world, then I'd be all for it.\nT'Challa: But waging war on other countries has never been our way. You too, huh?\nW'Kabi: Bast, are we in trouble?\nOkoye: My King. My love. You will never guess who just popped up on our radar. A misidentified Wakandan artifact was stolen yesterday from a British museum. We have learned Ulysses Klaue plans to sell the vibraniurn to an American buyer in South Korea tomorrow night.\nT'Challa: Klaue has escaped our pursuits for almost 30 years. Not capturing him was perhaps my father's greatest regret. I wish to bring Klaue back here to stand trial.\nMerchant Tribe Elder: Wakanda does not need a warrior right now. We need a King.\nW'Kabi: My parents were killed when he attacked. Not a day goes by when I do not think about what Klaue took from us, from me.\nOkoye: It's too great an opportunity to pass.\nW'Kabi: Take me with you. We'll take him down together side by side, eh?\nT'Challa: I need you here protecting the border.\nW'Kabi: Then I ask, you kill him where he stands, or you bring him back to us.\nT'Challa: You have my word I will bring him back. We will proceed with the mission.\nShuri: My, King.\nT'Challa: Stop it. Stop it.\nShuri: I've already sent a car ahead to Busan for you. Who are you taking with you to Korea?\nT'Challa: Okoye. And Nakia as well.\nShuri: You sure it's a good idea to take your ex on a mission?\nT'Challa: Yes. We'll be fine. Besides, you will be on call, should we need backup.\nShuri: I have great things to show you, brother. Here are your communication devices for Korea. Unlimited range, also equipped with audio surveillance system. Check these out. Remote access Kimoyo beads. Updated to interface directly with my sand table.\nT'Challa: And what are these?\nShuri: The real question is what are those? Why do you have your toes out in my lab?\nT'Challa: What, you don't like my royal sandals? I wanted to go old school for my first day.\nShuri: Yea I bet the elders loved that. Try them on. Fully automated, like the old American movie Baba used to watch. And I made them completely sound absorbent.\nT'Challa: Interesting...\nShuri: Guess what I call them. Sneakers... Because you... never mind. If you're going to take on Klaue you'll need the best the Design Group has to offer. Exhibit A. Old tech.\nT'Challa: Old...\nShuri: Functional, but old. Eh, people are shooting at me... wait let me put on my helmet...\nT'Challa: Enough...\nShuri: Now look at these. Do you like that one?\nT'Challa: Tempting. But the idea is to not be noticed. This one.\nShuri: Now tell it to go on. Oooh!! The entire suit sits within the teeth of the necklace. Strike it.\nT'Challa: Anywhere?\nShuri: Mhm. Not that hard, genius!\nT'Challa: You told me to strike it, you didn't say how hard.\nShuri: I invite you to my lab, and you just kick things around.\nT'Challa: Well maybe you should make it a little stronger, eh? Wait a minute.\nShuri: The nanites absorb the kinetic energy and hold it in place for redistribution.\nT'Challa: Very nice.\nShuri: Now strike it again, in the same spot.\nT'Challa: You are recording?\nShuri: For research purposes...\nT'Challa: Delete that footage...\nNakia: This way.\nOkoye: Bast willing this goes quickly, and I can get this ridiculous thing off my head.\nNakia: It looks nice. Just whip it back and forth.\nOkoye: What? It's a disgrace.\nNakia: Hello Sophia, good to see you.\nElderly Woman: Who are these two?\nNakia: My friends from Kenya. Very deep pockets. They're good.\nElderly Woman: Good for trouble, like you?\nNakia: Thank you.\nT'Challa: Spread out. The buyer is likely already here. The woman outside - what trouble was she referring to?\nNakia: Ah, I got into a disagreement with some ivory traders. Made a bit of a mess.\nT'Challa: And will there be any trouble tonight, Ms. Kenyan heiress?\nNakia: Depends on how quickly we finish the mission...\nOkoye: Can we please focus. Thank you.\nNakia: Over here. One whiskey, please. Eyes up. Americans. I count... three.\nOkoye: Five. How could you miss \"Greased Lightning\" there behind you.\nT'Challa: Six. Just spotted an old friend who works for the CIA. It just got a little more complicated. Agent Ross.\nEverett Ross: Your highness.\nT'Challa: You are buying from Klaue...\nEverett Ross: What I'm doing or not doing on behalf of the US government is of none of your concern. Now, whatever the hell you're up to, do me a favor and stay out of my way.\nT'Challa: I gave you Zemo.\nEverett Ross: And didn't I kept it under wraps that the King of a third world country runs around in a bulletproof cat suit. I'd say we were even. You really need to leave, now.\nT'Challa: Klaue is leaving out that door with me. You've been warned.\nEverett Ross: Hey, you won.\nStan Lee: You know what, I think I'll just take these, bring 'em over here and hold on for safe keeping.\nEverett Ross: Ok heads up, the King of Wakanda is here. He cannot leave with Klaue. Alright, vibranium from the attack on Sokovia links back to a person that I'm not actually saying I'm here to make a deal with but that deal will not be called off. When the dust settles you and I can work something out.\nT'Challa: I am not here to make a deal.\nNakia: Klaue plus 8!\nT'Challa: General.\nOkoye: In position to secure our exit.\nT'Challa: And the vibranium.\nNakia: I don't see it yet.\nOkoye: I thought there were no weapons allowed in here.\nNakia: There's not supposed to be.\nOkoye: Someone did not get the memo. Definitely armed.\nEverett Ross: Well that is quite the entourage. You got a mixtape coming out?\nUlysses Klaue: Yeah! Yeah, actually there is one. Yea I'll send you the soundcloud link if you like. Aye, Dave. Get him the link to the tape.\nEverett Ross: Please don't make me listen to your music. I just meant, you got a lot of people with you.\nUlysses Klaue: Oh, you think they're for you? Don't worry. I can do a deal with you all by myself, thank you very much.\nNakia: Six more, it's a set up.\nUlysses Klaue: You got the diamonds?\nEverett Ross: Ok, that's enough.\nNakia: We need to move on Klaue.\nT'Challa: Stand down. We can't afford a shoot- out.\nEverett Ross: The vibranium?\nUlysses Klaue: I was going to buy a fancy suitcase, but I thought I'd save myself some money.\nNakia: It's now or never.\nOkoye: STAND DOWN!\nSouth African Tough: Hey. Hey!\nOkoye: I've been made.\nUlysses Klaue: Get the diamonds, quick!\nT'Challa: Murderer!\nUlysses Klaue: You know, you look just like your old man. I made it rain! That was awesome! That was awesome! Let's go! Go, go, come on!\nNakia: Do we just leave him?\nOkoye: He'll catch up.\nT'Challa: Shuri!\nGriot: Remote driving system activated.\nShuri: Yes yes yes! Wait... Which side of the road is it?\nT'Challa: For Bast sake just drive!!!\nShuri: Okay okay, calm down brother! Wool Let's go!\nUlysses Klaue: Put some music on! What do you think this is a funeral?\nNakia: Which one is he in now?\nUlysses Klaue: Hey, split up!\nOkoye: They're trying to lose us.\nNakia: We'll take the right.\nShuri: We'll take the other two! I see a short cut. We're not going to make it!\nT'Challa: Keep going!\nShuri: Woo! Brother! Hey, what was that!?\nT'Challa: Don't worry about it. You're doing great.\nOkoye: Guns. So primitive.\nUlysses Klaue: It's a vibranium car you idiots!! Bullets won't penetrate!!\nNakia: What are you doing?\nOkoye: Just drive.\nNakia: Eesh. Woo!\nUlysses Klaue: Oh shoot.\nShuri: Hey, look at your suit! You' ve been taking bullets charging it up with kinetic energy!\nT'Challa: Pull around the truck.\nDriver: Where'd he go!?\nShuri: You show off.\nNakia: There he is! Hold tight!\nUlysses Klaue: Right, let's have some fun.\nEverett Ross: Hop in. Put that spear in the trunk.\nT'Challa: Faster, Shuri.\nShuri: I'm going as fast as I can!\nUlysses Klaue: Take a right, take a right!\nShuri: No no no no no no no!! Brother!\nT'Challa: Klaue!! Did you think we would forget!? Look at me murderer! Where did you get this weapon?\nUlysses Klaue: You savages didn't deserve it. Oh, mercy! King, mercy!\nT'Challa: Every breath you take is mercy from me.\nOkoye: King!\nNakia: The world watches.\nEverett Ross: Come on guys, let's go huh?\nUlysses Klaue: Hello! I can see you! I can, I can see you.\nEverett Ross: So, this is a big mess, huh? I figured we can go good cop bad cop. I'll talk to him first, then you guys go in -\nOkoye: We can't let him talk to Klaue alone.\nT'Challa: Better to let him talk to Klaue alone for 5 minutes than to make a scene here. After your questioning, we will to take him back to Wakanda with us.\nEverett Ross: What? No. Look I like you, a lot. But he's in my custody now. He's not going anywhere. Listen, I 'm doing you a favor by letting you even be in here.\nOkoye: If he touches you again, I am going to impale him to this desk.\nEverett Ross: Does she speak English?\nOkoye: When she wants to.\nEverett Ross: I'm going in. And when I'm done, you guys are up.\nT'Challa: -Agent Ross.\nEverett Ross: Yea.\nT'Challa: I do appreciate your help in Busan.\nEverett Ross: You see that? It's called diplomacy. You're welcome.\nT'Challa: Okoye! Play nice.\nOkoye: Eh, Americans...\nUlysses Klaue: You know, you really shouldn't trust the Wakandans. I'm much more your speed.\nEverett Ross: I don't trust anybody, not in this job. But what I am interested in is that arm cannon out there. Where'd you get that?\nUlysses Klaue: It's an old mining tool that I made some adjustments to. But I can get you one if you'd like.\nEverett Ross: Why don't you give me the name of your supplier and I'll ask them.\nUlysses Klaue: He's right outside, why don't you ask him yourself?\nEverett Ross: T'Challa? You're telling me that weapon on your arm is from Wakanda?\nUlysses Klaue: Bingo. What do you actually know about Wakanda?\nEverett Ross: Shepherds. Textiles. Cool outfits.\nUlysses Klaue: It's all a front. Explorers searched for it for centuries. El Dorado: The Golden City. They thought they could find it in South America, but it was in Africa the whole time. A technological marvel. All because it was built on a mound of the most valuable metal known to man- Isipho- they call it. The gift. Vibranium...\nEverett Ross: Vibranium yea. Strongest metal on Earth.\nUlysses Klaue: It's not just a metal... They sew it into their clothes, it powers their city, their tech, their weapons...\nEverett Ross: Weapons?\nUlysses Klaue: Oh yes. Makes my arm cannon look like a leaf blower.\nEverett Ross: That's a nice fairy tale but Wakanda is a third world country and you stole all their vibranium.\nUlysses Klaue: I stole all of it? All of it? I took a tiny piece of it. They have a mountain full of it. They've been mining it for thousands of years and still haven't scratched the surface. I'm the only outsider who's seen it, and got out of there alive. If you don't believe me you ask your friend what his suit is made of... what his claws are made of...\nEverett Ross: Your father told the UN that Klaue stole all the vibraniurn you had. But now he's telling me you have more?\nT'Challa: And you believe the word of an arms dealer, strapped to a chair.\nNakia: Where is that?\nCia Agent: Back there.\nEverett Ross: How much more are you hiding?\nNakia: Something's happening out back.\nUlysses Klaue: I see you took your time didn't you!\nOkoye: My King! My King... Nakia.\nNakia: He just jumped in front of me. I don't think he'll make it here, it hit his spine.\nT'Challa: Give me a Kimoyo bead. This will stabilize him for now. Give him to us. We can save him.\nOkoye: Our missions was to bring back Klaue. We failed. This man is a foreign intelligence operative. How do we justify bringing him into our borders?\nNakia: He took a bullet for me.\nOkoye: That was his choice.\nNakia: So now we are just supposed to let him die?\nOkoye: Let us consider that we heal him. It is his duty to report back to his country. And as King, it is your duty to protect ours.\nT'Challa: I am well aware of my duties, General. I cannot just let him die knowing we can save him.\nOkoye: Where exactly are we taking him?\nShuri: Great, another broken white boy for us to fix. This is going to be fun. He will live. W'Kabi is here.\nW'Kabi: What's going on, brother? Where is Klaue?\nT'Challa: He's not here. He slipped through our hands.\nW'Kabi: Slipped? For 30 years your father was in power and did nothing. With you I thought it would be different. But it's more of the same.\nLimbani: Let's get going, boss.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): You always sell to the CIA?\nUlysses Klaue: I sell to the highest bidder. Don' t you worry when I get back to Jo- burg and lay low for a bit, I ' ll make sure both you guys get paid.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Oh I ain't worried about the money, bro. I know you're good for it. On our way back, just drop us off in Wakanda.\nUlysses Klaue: You don't wanna go there, boy.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Yea I do.\nUlysses Klaue: Drop it, or your little Bonnie and Clyde routine ends today. Put your gun down now!\nLinda: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Erik.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): It's gonna be ok.\nUlysses Klaue: ... Y-You really wanna go to Wakanda? They're savages. This is what they do to people like us.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): I ain't worried about no brand. Check these out. Each one is for a kill.\nUlysses Klaue: You can scar yourself as much as you like. To them, you'll just be an outsider. You're crazy to think that you could walk in there. And to think I saw you as some crazy American.\nT'Challa: Leave us.\nZuri: So your mission did not go as planned.\nT'Challa: What happened to my Uncle N'Jobu? My father told me he disappeared... there was a man today wearing a ring identical to this one.\nZuri: That is not possible.\nT'Challa: He helped Klaue escape from us and he was wearing this ring. My grandfather ' s ring. Do not tell me what is possible tell me the truth.\nZuri: Some truths are too much to bear, T'Challa.\nT'Challa: That is not your choice to make. What happened to him?\nZuri: I promised the King to say nothing.\nT'Challa: I am your King now!\nZuri: Your uncle took a War Dog assignment in America. Your father placed me there to observe unbeknownst to him. Your uncle fell in love with an American woman. They had a child. The hardships he saw there radicalized your uncle.\nN'Jobu: I observed for as long as I could! Their leaders have been assassinated, communities flooded with drugs and weapons, they are overly policed and incarcerated. All over the planet our people suffer because they don't have the tools to fight back. With vibranium weapons they could overthrow every country and Wakanda could rule them all, the right way...\nZuri: He knew your father would not support this, so your uncle betrayed us.\nT'Challa: No...\nZuri: He helped Klaue steal the vibranium.\nT'Challa: No no no no no no...\nYoung T'Chaka: You will return home at once, where you will face the council and inform them of your crimes.\nZuri: He drew his weapon on me. Your father killed his own brother... To save my life.\nYoung T'Chaka: Speak nothing of this.\nT'Challa: And the child...\nZuri: We left him. We had to maintain the lie.\nW'Kabi: What is this?\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Just a 'lil gift.\nW'Kabi: Who are you?\nEverett Ross: Alright, where am I?\nShuri: Don't scare me like that, colonizer.\nEverett Ross: Colon-who? My name is Everett.\nShuri: Yes, I know. Everett Ross former airforce pilot and now, CIA.\nEverett Ross: Right. Ok, is this Wakanda?\nShuri: No, it's Kansas.\nEverett Ross: ...How long ago was Korea?\nShuri: Yesterday.\nEverett Ross: I don't think so. Bullet wounds don't just magically heal overnight.\nShuri: They do here. But not by magic, by technology. Don't touch anything. My brother will return soon.\nEverett Ross: These train things... that's magnetic levitation, right?\nShuri: Obviously.\nEverett Ross: Obviously... but I've never seen it this efficient. The light panels, what are they?\nShuri: Sonic stabilizers.\nEverett Ross: Sonic what?\nShuri: In it's raw form, vibranium is too dangerous to be transported at that speed, so I developed a way to temporarily deactivate it.\nEverett Ross: There's vibranium on those trains?\nShuri: There is vibranium all around us. That's how I healed you.\nOkoye: Where is T'Challa? His Kimoyo beads have been switched off.\nShuri: Well we are not joined at the hip, Okoye.\nOkoye: A man showed up at the border who claims to have killed Klaue.\nShuri: What?\nOkoye: W'Kabi is transporting him as we speak to the palace. We need to find your brother.\nShuri: An outsider?\nOkoye: No, a Wakandan.\nEverett Ross: He's not a Wakandan. He's one of ours.\nT'Challa: He killed his own brother... and left a child behind with nothing. What kind of King ... what kind of man does that?\nNakia: No man is perfect. Not even your father.\nT'Challa: He didn't even give him a proper burial... My Uncle N'Jobu betrayed us, but my father may have created something even worse.\nNakia: Hey. Look at me. You can't let your father's mistakes define who you are. You get to decide what kind of King you are going to be.\nShuri: Brother, you need to get here now.\nEverett Ross: Eric Stevens. Graduated Annapolis age 19. MIT for grad school. Joined the SEALs and went to Afghanistan where he racked up confirmed kills like it was a video game. They started calling him Killmonger. He joined a JSOC ghost unit. Now these guys are serious. They will drop off the grid so they can commit assassinations and take down governments.\nT'Challa: Did he reveal anything about his identity?\nShuri: He has a War Dog tattoo but we have no record of him.\nRiver Tribe Elder: Is this man Wakandan or not?\nMining Tribe Elder: Tell us what is going on.\nT'Challa: Speak.\nW'Kabi: Speak.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): I'm standing in your house. Serving justice to a man who stole your vibranium and murdered your people. Justice your King couldn't deliver.\nT'Challa: I don't care that you brought Klaue, the only reason I don't kill you where you stand is because I know who you are... now what do you want?\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): I want the throne.\nMining Tribe Elder: My goodness.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Y'all sittin' up here comfortable. Must feel good. There's about billion people all over the world that looks like us but their lives are a lot harder, Wakanda has the tools to liberate them all.\nT'Challa: And what tools are those?\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Vibranium. Your weapons.\nT'Challa: Our weapons will not be used to wage war on the world. It is not our way to be judge jury and executioner for people who are not our own.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Not your own? But didn't life start here, on this continent? So ain't all people your people?\nT'Challa: I am not King of all people. I am King of Wakanda. And it is my responsibility to make sure our people are safe and that vibranium does not fall into the hands of a person like you.\nRamonda: Son, we have entertained this charlatan for too long. Reject his request.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Oh, I ain't requesting nothing! Ask who I am?\nShuri: You are Eric Stevens. An American black operative. A mercenary nicknamed Killmonger. That's who you are.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): That's not my name, Princess. Ask me, King?\nT'Challa: No.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Ask me.\nT'Challa: Take him away.\nRiver Tribe Elder: Who are you?\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): I am N'Jadaka, son of Prince N'Jobu.\nMining Tribe Elder: The son of N'Jobu?\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): I found my daddy with Panther claws in his chest. You ain't the son of a King you're the son of a murderer!\nRamonda: You're lying! Lies.\nW'Kabi: I'm afraid not Queen Mother.\nMining Tribe Elder: The descendant of N'Jobu.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Hey Auntie. I'm exercising my blood right to challenge for the mantles of King and Black Panther.\nRamonda: Do not do this T'Challa.\nBorder Tribe Elder: As the son of N'Jobu he is within his rights.\nRamonda: He has no rights here.\nRiver Tribe Elder: The challenge would take weeks to prepare.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Weeks? I don't need weeks. The whole country ain't gotta be there I just need him... and somebody to get me out of these chains.\nRamonda: T'Challa, what do you know of this?\nT'Challa: I accept your challenge.\nShuri: He will never beat T' Challa. He should have just come to the first challenge and gotten it over with.\nZuri: The King will now have the strength of the Black Panther stripped away.\nOkoye: Where is Agent Ross?\nNakia: I locked him in the office. He's not going anywhere.\nT'Challa: This is your last chance, throw down your weapons and we can handle this another way.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): I lived my entire life waiting for this moment. I trained, I lied, I killed, just to get here. I killed in America, Afghanistan, Iraq. I took life from my own brothers and sisters right here on the continent. And all this death, just so I can kill you.\nZuri: Let the challenge begin.\nT'Challa: Yield!\nShuri: Snap out of it T'Challa!\nNakia: Get up.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): This is for my father.\nT'Challa: Zuri, no.\nOkoye: Zuri.\nRamonda: Zuri don't!\nZuri: I am the cause of your father's death. Not him. Take me.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): I'll take you both, Uncle James...\nT'Challa: Nol Zuri no! Zuri!! Noo!\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Is this your King? Huh? Is this your King? The Black Panther, who's supposed to lead you into the future.\nShuri: Come on brother!\nAyo: Is there nothing that can be done?\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Him? He's supposed to protect you.\nRamonda: No.\nNakia: No!\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Nah. I'm your King.\nNakia: We have to go now! Queen mother, let's go!\nOkoye: The Queen Mother and Shuri... they are safe?\nNakia: Yes.\nOkoye: Thank you.\nNakia: We should get to them immediately.\nOkoye: I cannot...\nNakia: What...\nOkoye: Though my heart is with you.\nNakia: We cannot turn over our nation to a man who showed up here only hours ago.\nOkoye: He is of royal blood.\nNakia: He killed T' Challa.\nOkoye: In ritual combat.\nNakia: Does that really matter? You are the greatest warrior Wakanda has. Help me overthrow him before he becomes too strong.\nOkoye: Overthrow?! Nakia, I am not a spy who can come and go as they so choose. I am loyal to the throne, no matter who sits upon it. What are you loyal to?\nNakia: I loved him. I love my country too.\nOkoye: Then you serve your country.\nNakia: No. I save my country.\nEverett Ross: What's wrong?\nNakia: The King is dead. Come with me, unless you want to join him.\nShuri: First Baba, and now my brother. Mama, we didn't even get to bury him.\nNakia: It's me.\nRamonda: Nakia. Who is this man?\nNakia: He's a friend of T' Challa's he saved my life.\nRamonda: Where is Okoye?\nNakia: Okoye is not corning. She and Dora Milaje will serve the new King. Wait here.\nRamonda: What has happened to our Wakanda?\nShaman: Allow the Heart Shaped Herb to give you the powers of the Black Panther and take you to the Ancestral Plane.\nN'Jobu: What did I tell you about going into my things? What did you find?\nYoung Killmonger: Your home.\nN'Jobu: I gave you a key hoping that you might see it someday. Yes. The sunsets there are the most beautiful in the world. But I fear you still may not be welcome.\nYoung Killmonger: Why?\nN'Jobu: They will say you are lost.\nYoung Killmonger: But, I'm right here.\nN'Jobu: No tears for me?\nYoung Killmonger: Everybody dies. It's just life around here.\nN'Jobu: Well look at what I have done. I should have taken you back long ago. Instead, we are both abandoned here.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Well maybe your home is the one that's lost. That's why they can't find us.\nShaman: Breathe, my King. Breathe!\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): The Heart Shaped Herb did that? This is all of it?\nShaman: Yes. So when it comes time for another King, we will be ready.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Another King... yea go ahead and burn all that.\nShaman: My King, we cannot do that. It is our tradition -\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): When I tell you to do something, I mean that shit. Burn it all! You know, where I'm from, when black folks started revolutions, they never had the firepower or resources to fight their oppressors. Where was Wakanda? Hmm? Yea all that ends today. We got spies embedded in every nation on Earth. Already in place. I know how colonizers think. So we're gonna use their own strategy against them. We're gonna send vibranium weapons out to our War Dogs. They'll arm oppressed people all over the world, so they can finally rise up and kill those in power, and their children and anyone else who takes their side. It's time they know the truth about us. We're warriors. The world's gonna start over and this time we're on top. The sun will never set on the Wakandan Empire.\nOkoye: Wakanda has survived for so long by fighting when only absolutely necessary.\nW'Kabi: Wakanda has survived in the past this way, yes. But the world is changing, General. Elders, it is getting smaller. The outside world is catching up and soon it will be the conquerors, or the conquered. I'd rather be the former.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): You heard your orders. Let's get to it.\nEverett Ross: So where are we going again?\nNakia: We're taking the Heart Shaped Herb to Jabariland.\nEverett Ross: Heart Shaped Herb, what is that?\nShuri: It gives whoever takes it heightened abilities.\nNakia: It's what made T'Challa so strong.\nRamonda: Nakia. I don't like this. The Herb belongs to us. We may be creating a bigger monster with M'Baku. Nakia, you should take it yourself.\nNakia: I'm a spy with no army. I wouldn't stand a chance.\nRamonda: We'll go.\nNakia: Stay calm.\nRamonda: My son was murdered in ritual combat.\nM'Baku: Were the odds fair?\nNakia: Yes, but...\nM'Baku: So, it was less a murder than a defeat?\nShuri: Do not rub our noses in it -\nM'Baku: Silence! I make the pronouncements here, girl.\nEverett Ross: Look uh, your highness, the new King is a -\nM'Baku: You cannot talk. One more word and I will feed you to my children. I'm kidding. We are vegetarians.\nNakia: Great Gorilla M'Baku. This is why we are here. To offer this to you. An outsider sits on our throne. Only you can help us stop him.\nM'Baku: Come with me.\nNakia: Impossible. Is he breathing?\nM'Baku: He is in a coma, barely clinging to life. One of our fishermen found him at the edge of the river border. He brought him to me.\nShuri: Why do you have him in the snow?!\nM'Baku: It is the only thing keeping him from joining the ancestors.\nShuri: We need to get him to my lab! I can heal him there.\nM'Baku: Take him. He' ll be dead in seconds.\nRamonda: Nakia, the Herb. I call upon the ancestors. I call upon Bast. I am here with my son T'Challa. Heal him. We must bury him. Praise the ancestors.\nNakia: Praise the ancestors.\nEverett Ross: Praise the ancestors.\nShuri: Praise the ancestors.\nNakia: Wake up, T'Challa. Wake up.\nT'Chaka: My son. The time has come for you to come home and be reunited with me.\nT'Challa: Why? Why didn't you bring the boy home? Why, Baba?\nT'Chaka: He... he was the truth I chose to omit.\nT'Challa: You were wrong to abandon him.\nT'Chaka: I chose my people. I chose Wakanda. Our future depended on -\nT'Challa: You were wrong! All of you were wrong! To turn your backs on the rest of the world. We let the fear of our discovery stop us from doing what is right. No more! I cannot stay here with you. I cannot rest while he sits on the throne. He is a monster of our own making. I must take the mantle back, I must. I must right these wrongs. Do you have a blanket?\nNakia: Killmonger has the full support of our military. And he burned the garden of the Heart Shaped Herb.\nEverett Ross: Of course he did. That's what he was trained to do. His unit used to work with the CIA to destabilize foreign countries. They would always strike at transitions of power... like an election year or the death of a monarch. You get control of government, the military\nT'Challa: Our resources. The Great Mound.\nShuri: Our vibranium. All of my designs.\nT'Challa: He will send our weapons all over the world. You must get them out of Wakanda safely.\nRamonda: What?\nShuri: What about you?\nT'Challa: The challenge will have to continue.\nRamonda: T' Challa, we will not leave Wakanda.\nT'Challa: It is my duty to keep you safe.\nShuri: If he gets control of our technology, no where will be safe. The Black Panther lives. And when he fights for the fate of Wakanda I will be right there beside him.\nNakia: As will I.\nEverett Ross: I'm in too. What? You're gonna need all the help you can get.\nM'Baku: Are you done? Are you - are you done?\nT'Challa: Could you give me and Lord M' Baku a moment? Thank you.\nM'Baku: I owed you a great debt. A life for a life. Consider it paid.\nT'Challa: Please allow my mother to stay here.\nM'Baku: No harm will come to her I give you my word.\nT'Challa: You know I could use an army as well.\nM'Baku: I bet you could. But no. I will give no Jabari lives towards your cause.\nT'Challa: It is our cause. It is for all of us.\nM'Baku: Us? You are the first King to come here in centuries. And now you speak of us?\nT'Challa: I cannot speak for past Kings. But an enemy sits on the throne right now. We both know the power of vibraniurn. If Killmonger gets control of it, who do you think he will come for next?\nM'Baku: We will not help you.\nW'Kabi: Everything is on schedule.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Have the spies been alerted?\nW'Kabi: Yes. Some have been resistant to our new mission. But the War Dogs in London, New York and Hong Kong are standing by.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): We'll strike there first. The others will come around. Look at this. A handheld sonic cannon powerful enough to stop a tank. Untraceable by metal detectors, and we got thousands of 'em. The world's gonna find out exactly who we are.\nOkoye: He lives...\nT'Challa: N'Jadakalll!\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Wassup?\nT'Challa: I never yielded, and as you can see, I am not dead.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): All that challenge shit is over with. I'm the King now. Get those planes in the air! Carry out the mission!\nT'Challa: Shuri, now!\nShuri: Copy that. Go! Go go go go go! Come on, Ross!\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): W'Kabi, kill this clown.\nOkoye: W'Kabi, the challenge is not complete.\nBorder Tribe Commander: What will we do?\nW'Kabi: Border Tribe!\nBorder Tribe: Ay! Ay!\nW'Kabi: Phambili!\nOkoye: You! Your heart is so full of hatred you are not fit to be a King. Ayo. The King.\nT'Challa: W'Kabi stop this! Stop this now! NOO!!\nShuri: Nakia and I will get control of the Royal Talon with this.\nEverett Ross: Ok, so what do I do?\nShuri: You will have to fly it.\nEverett Ross: What?\nShuri: You were a great pilot. Don't worry, I'll guide you through it. It's just like riding a hoverbike.\nEverett Ross: You guys have hoverbikes?\nShuri: Nakia, take that.\nNakia: I'm not a Dora.\nShuri: Just put it on, it's armor! Good luck, Agent Ross!\nEverett Ross: Yea I don ' t know what I'm doing -\nNakia: We're counting on you!\nDora Milaje 1: Wakanda Forever.\nGriot: Remote piloting system activated.\nShuri: I made it American style for you! Get in!\nShuri/Nakia: Yes!!\nShuri: Go! We can't let those weapons get beyond Wakanda.\nEverett Ross: Alright, I'm on it.\nOkoye: Lock! Get him down! Get the necklace!\nNakia: Wakanda Forever!!\nEverett Ross: Ok Shuri, I got 'em what do I do?\nShuri: Shoot them down genius!\nEverett Ross: Alright... Here goes nothing. Alright, I got 'em. Oh shit shit shit.\nT'Challa: Shuri!!\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): What's up, Princess?\nShuri: You' ll never be a true King. Brother!!\nT'Challa: Shuri!\nShuri: Brother!\nT'Challa: Turn on the train on the bottom track!\nShuri: But the stabilizers will deactivate your suit... you won't have protection!\nT'Challa: Neither will he.\nShuri: Okay!\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): I don't need a suit to kill you. Your reign is over. You sat up here safe and protected.\nT'Challa: You want to see us become just like the people you hate so much? Divide and conquer the land as they did?\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): No I learn from my enemies - beat them at their own game.\nT'Challa: You have become them. You will destroy the world, Wakanda included.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): The world took away everything away from me! Everything I ever loved! But I'm gonna make sure we're even. I'm gonna track down anyone who would even think about being loyal to you, and I'm gonna put they ass in the dirt, right next to Zuri.\nShuri: Nakia! Are you alright?\nNakia: I'm ok. You?\nShuri: Yes.\nNakia: Let's go.\nEverett Ross: Shuri, I've lost one of them but two are on my tail. What the hell was that?\nGriot: The lab is under attack.\nEverett Ross: What? Where?\nGriot: Deactivating hologram.\nShuri: Ross! You have to get out of there now!\nEverett Ross: How long have I got?\nGriot: Glass integrity is at 50%\nEverett Ross: Put me back in.\nShuri: Ross! Ross?!\nW'Kabi: Surrender now! You have three seconds to lay down your weapons! One... two...\nM'Baku: Witness the might of the Jabari firsthand! Abya!!!!\nOkoye: Phambili!!!!\nM'Baku: Abya!!!\nGriot: Glass integrity is at 15%. Critical weapons failure.\nEverett Ross: Shuri! The last cargo ship is almost at the border, but they've got me trapped with some kind of cables.\nShuri: Make an X with your arms!\nGriot: Sonic overload initiated.\nShuri: Now break it!\nGriot: System rebooting in 5, 4, 3, 2... l... system rebooted!\nEverett Ross: Yes! We did it!\nShuri: Great! Now get out of there!\nOkoye: Drop your weapon.\nW'Kabi: Would you kill me, my love?\nOkoye: For Wakanda? Without question.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): This is it for you, cousin. Hell of a move. My pops said Wakanda was the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen. He promised he was going to show it to me some day. Can you believe that? Kid from Oakland running around believing in fairy tales. It's beautiful.\nT'Challa: Maybe we can still heal you.\nN'Jadaka (Killmonger): Why? So you can just lock me up? Nah. Just bury me in the ocean, with my ancestors that jumped from the ships... 'cause they knew death was better than bondage.\nT'Challa: Thank you. You saved me. You saved my family. Our nation.\nNakia: There is nothing to thank me for. It is our duty to... it was my duty to fight for what I love. I should have -\nT'Challa: You can't blame me I almost died. Stay. I think I know a way you can still fulfill your calling. Please stay.\nShuri: When you said you would take me to California for the first time, I thought you meant Coachella, or Disneyland. Why here?\nT'Challa: This is where our father killed our uncle.\nShuri: They are tearing it down. Good.\nT'Challa: They're not tearing it down... I bought this building. And that building, and that one over there... This will be the first Wakandan International Outreach Center. Nakia will oversee the social outreach... And you will spearhead the science and information exchange.\nShuri: You're kidding!\nOakland Kid #1: What?! Man what the hell is that?\nOakland Kid #2: That's like a Buggati space ship!\nOakland Kid #3: Woah, it came out of nowhere!!! Did y'all see that?\nYoung Black Kid: What...\nOakland Kid #1: We can take this back to the house y'all...\nOakland Kid #2: We could pull up to school in this!\nOakland Kid #3: Hey look, we can break it apart and we can sell it!\nOakland Kid #2: On Ebay!\nOakland Kid #3: Everybody get like a million a piece.\nShuri: Uhhh I wouldn't do that if I were you guys...\nOakland Kid #1: Where you come from?\nShuri: From Wakanda.\nOakland Kid #1: What is a Wakanda?\nYoung Black Kid: Hey yo! Is this yours? Who... who are you?\nT'Challa: My name is King T'Challa, son of King T'Chaka. I am the sovereign ruler of the Nation of Wakanda and for the first time in our history we will be sharing our knowledge and resources with the outside world. Wakanda will no longer watch from the shadows. We cannot, we must not. We will work to be an example of how we as brothers and sisters on this Earth should treat each other. Now more than ever, illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. In times of crisis, the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another, as if we were one single tribe.\nFrench Ambassador: With all due respect, King T'Challa, what can a nation of farmers offer to the rest of the world?\nShuri: Are you playing around with that man again?\nWakandan Child: No. Nol\nShuri: You're teasing him again?\nWakandan Children: Emhlophe Ingcuka.\nShuri: Good morning, Sgt. Barnes.\nBucky: Bucky.\nShuri: How are you feeling?\nBucky: Good. Thank you.\nShuri: Come. Much more for you to learn."}
{"text": "Asgardian Pa: This is the Asgardian refugee vessel Statesman. We are under assault, I repeat, we are under assault - The engines are dead, life support failing. Requesting aid from any vessel within range. We are 22 jump points out of Asgard. Our crew is made up of Asgardian families, we have very few soldiers here. This is not a warcraft. I repeat, this is not a warcraft!\nEbony Maw: Hear me, and rejoice. You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Titan... You may think this is suffering... no. It is salvation. Universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you have become Children of Thanos.\nThanos: I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right... yet to fail, nonetheless. It's frightening. Turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say... I AM.\nThor: You talk too much.\nThanos: The Tesseract, or your brother's head. I assume you have a preference.\nLoki: Oh, I do. Kill away! ALL RIGHT, STOP!\nThor: We don't have the Tesseract. It was destroyed on Asgard. You really are the worst brother.\nLoki: I assure you, brother... the sun will shine on us again.\nThanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.\nLoki: Well, for one thing, I'm not Asgardian. And for another... we have a Hulk.\nEbony Maw: Let him have his fun.\nHeimdall: Allfathers... let the dark magic flow through me one last... time.\nThanos: That was a mistake.\nThor: NO!!! You're going to die for that!\nEbony Maw: Shh. My humble personage... bows before your grandeur. No other being has ever had the might, nay the nobility, to wield not one, but two Infinity Stones. The universe lies within your grasp.\nThanos: There are two more Stones on Earth. Find them, my children, and bring them to me on Titan.\nProxima Midnight: Father, we will not fail you.\nCull Obsidian: We're going to New York City and We will tear The Avengers Apart and Smash! Once and for all, my lord.\nLoki: If I might interject... if you're going to Earth, you might want a guide. I do have a bit of experience in that arena.\nThanos: If you consider failure experience.\nLoki: I consider experience, experience. Almighty Thanos, I... Loki... Prince of Asgard... Odinson... the rightful King of Jotunheim... God of Mischief... do hereby pledge to you, my undying fidelity.\nThanos: \"Undying?\" You should choose your words more carefully.\nLoki: You will... never be... a god.\nThor: NO!\nThanos: No resurrections this time.\nThor: No... Loki....\nStephen Strange: Seriously? You don't have any money?\nWong: Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual.\nStephen Strange: I'll tell the guys at the deli. Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical ham on rye.\nWong: Oh, wait, wait, wait, I think I have 200.\nStephen Strange: Dollars?\nWong: Rupees.\nStephen Strange: Which is?\nWong: Uh, buck and a half.\nStephen Strange: What do you want?\nWong: I wouldn't say no to a tuna melt.\nBruce Banner: Thanos is coming. He's coming...\nStephen Strange: Who?\nTony Stark: Slow down, slow down. I'm totally not kidding.\nPepper Potts: You're totally rambling.\nTony Stark: No, I'm not.\nPepper Potts: Lost me.\nTony Stark: Look, you know how you're having a dream, and in the dream you gotta pee?\nPepper Potts: Yeah.\nTony Stark: Okay, and then you're like, 'Oh my god, there's no bathroom, what am I gonna do?', 'Oh! Someone's watching,' ''m gonna go in my pants.'\nPepper Potts: Right. And then you wake up, and in real life you actually have to pee.\nTony Stark: Yes.\nPepper Potts: Yeah. Everybody has that.\nTony Stark: Right! That's the point I'm trying to make. Apropos of that, last night, I dreamt, we had a kid. So real. We named him after your eccentric uncle. Uh, what was his name?\nPepper Potts: Right.\nTony Stark: Morgan! Morgan.\nPepper Potts: So you woke up, and thought that we were...\nTony Stark: Expecting.\nPepper Potts: Yeah.\nTony Stark: Yes?\nPepper Potts: No.\nTony Stark: I had a dream about it. It was so real.\nPepper Potts: If you wanted to have a kid, you wouldn't have done that.\nTony Stark: I'm glad you brought this up, 'cause it's nothing. It's just a housing unit for nano particles.\nPepper Potts: It's not helping your case, OK?\nTony Stark: No, no, it's an attachment, it's not a-\nPepper Potts: You don't need that.\nTony Stark: I know. I had the surgery. I'm just trying to protect us. The future uses, and that's it. Just in case there's a monster in the closet, instead of, you know...\nPepper Potts: Shirts?\nTony Stark: You know me so well. You finish all my sentences.\nPepper Potts: You should have shirts in your closet.\nTony Stark: Yeah. You know what there should be? No more surprises. We're gonna have a nice dinner tonight. Show off this Harry Win-stone. Right? And we should have no more surprises. Ever. I should promise you.\nPepper Potts: Yes.\nTony Stark: I will.\nStephen Strange: Tony Stark, I'm Doctor Stephen Strange. I need you to come with me. Oh, uh, congratulations on the wedding, by the way.\nTony Stark: I'm sorry, you giving out tickets or something?\nStephen Strange: We need your help. Look, it's not overselling to say that the fate of the universe is at stake.\nTony Stark: And who's \"we\"?\nBruce Banner: Hey, Tony.\nTony Stark: Bruce.\nBruce Banner: Pepper.\nPepper Potts: Hi.\nTony Stark: You okay?\nWong: From the dawn of the universe, there was nothing. Then, boom! The Big Bang sent six elemental crystals, hurtling across the virgin universe. These Infinity Stones each control an essential aspect of existence.\nStephen Strange: Space. Reality. Power. Soul. Mind. And Time.\nTony Stark: Tell me his name again.\nBruce Banner: Thanos. He's a plague, Tony. He invades planets. He takes what he wants. He wipes out half the population. He sent Loki. The attack on New York. That's him.\nTony Stark: This is it... What's our timeline?\nBruce Banner: No telling. He has the Power and Space Stones, that already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe. If he gets his hands, on all six Stones, Tony...\nStephen Strange: He can destroy life on a scale hitherto undreamt of.\nTony Stark: Did you seriously just say \"hitherto undreamt of\"?\nStephen Strange: Are you seriously leaning on the Cauldron of the Cosmos?\nTony Stark: Is that what this is... ? I'm going to allow that. If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down the garbage disposal?\nStephen Strange: No can do.\nWong: We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone. With our lives.\nTony Stark: And I swore off dairy, but then, Ben & Jerry's named a flavor after me, so...\nStephen Strange: Stark Raving Hazelnuts.\nTony Stark: It's not bad.\nStephen Strange: A bit chalky.\nWong: A Hunka-Hulka Burning Fudge is our favorite.\nBruce Banner: That's a thing?\nTony Stark: Whatever. Point is: things change.\nStephen Strange: Our oath to protect the Time Stone cannot change. This Stone may be the best chance we have against Thanos.\nTony Stark: And still conversely, it may also be his best chance against us.\nStephen Strange: Well, if we don't do our jobs.\nTony Stark: What is your job exactly, besides making balloon animals?\nStephen Strange: Protecting your reality, douchebag.\nBruce Banner: Okay, guys, could we table this discussion right now? The fact is that we have this Stone. We know where it is. Vision is out there somewhere with the Mind Stone, and we have to find him now.\nTony Stark: Yeah, that's the... thing.\nBruce Banner: What do you mean?\nTony Stark: Two weeks ago, Vision turned off his transponder. He's offline.\nBruce Banner: What? Tony, you lost another super bot?\nTony Stark: I didn't lose him. He's more than that. He's evolving.\nStephen Strange: Who could find Vision, then?\nTony Stark: Shit. Probably Steve Rogers.\nStephen Strange: Oh, great.\nTony Stark: Maybe. But...\nBruce Banner: Call him.\nTony Stark: It's not that easy. God, we haven't caught up in a spell, have we?\nBruce Banner: No.\nTony Stark: The Avengers broke up. We're toast.\nBruce Banner: Broke up? Like a band? Like The Beatles?\nTony Stark: Cap and I fell out hard. We're not on speaking terms.\nBruce Banner: Tony, listen to me. Thor's gone. Thanos is coming. It doesn't matter who you're talking to or not.\nTony Stark: Say, Doc, you wouldn't happen to be moving your hair, would you?\nStephen Strange: Not at the moment, no.\nTony Stark: You okay? Help him! Wong, Doc.\nBruce Banner: Go! Got it!\nTony Stark: F.R.I.D.A.Y., what am I looking at?\nFriday: Not sure, I'm working on it.\nTony Stark: Hey! You might wanna put that Time Stone in your back pocket, Doc!\nStephen Strange: Might wanna use it.\nPeter Parker: Ned, hey. I need you to cause a distraction.\nNed Leeds: Holy shit! We're all gonna die! There's a spaceship!\nStan Lee: What's the matter with you kids? You've never seen a spaceship before?\nTony Stark: F.R.I.D.A.Y., evac anyone south of 43rd Street, notify first responders.\nFriday: Will do.\nEbony Maw: Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hands of the Children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributing to...\nTony Stark: I'm sorry, Earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here.\nEbony Maw: Stonekeeper... Does this chattering animal speak for you?\nStephen Strange: Certainly not. I speak for myself. But you're trespassing in this city and on this planet.\nTony Stark: It means get lost, Squidward!\nEbony Maw: He exhausts me. Bring me the Stone.\nTony Stark: Banner, you want a piece?\nBruce Banner: No, not really, but when do I ever get what I want?\nTony Stark: That's right. Been a while. Good to have you, buddy.\nBruce Banner: I just... I need to concentrate here for one second. Come on, come on, man.\nTony Stark: Where's your guy?\nBruce Banner: I don't know. We've sort been havin' a thing.\nTony Stark: There's no time for a thing.\nBruce Banner: I know.\nTony Stark: That's the thing right there. Let's go. Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.\nBruce Banner: Tony, I'm sorry. Either I can't or he won't-\nTony Stark: It's okay. Hey, stand down. Keep an eye on him. Thank you.\nWong: I have him.\nBruce Banner: Damn it. Where'd that come from?\nTony Stark: It's nano-tech. You like it? A little someth-\nStephen Strange: Dr. Banner, if the rest of your green friend won't be joining us...\nTony Stark: Gotta get that stone outta here, now.\nStephen Strange: It stays with me.\nTony Stark: Exactly. Bye.\nBruce Banner: Tony, you okay? How we doing? Good? Bad?\nTony Stark: Really, really good. Really good. Do you plan on helping out?\nBruce Banner: I'm trying. He won't come out.\nTony Stark: Hammer.\nBruce Banner: Come on, Hulk. What are you doing to me? Come out! Come out! Come out!\nHulk: Nooooooo!\nBruce Banner: What do you mean, \"no\"?!\nPeter Parker: Hey, man. What's up, Mr. Stark?\nTony Stark: Kid, where'd you come from?\nPeter Parker: Field trip to MoMA. What is this guy's problem, Mr. Stark?\nTony Stark: He's from space. He came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.\nEbony Maw: Your powers are quaint. You must be popular with children.\nStephen Strange: It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.\nEbony Maw: Then I'll take it off your corpse.\nStephen Strange: You'll find... removing a dead man's spell... troublesome.\nEbony Maw: You'll only wish you were dead. NO!\nTony Stark: Kid, that's the wizard. Get on it.\nPeter Parker: On it! Not cool! Uhhh, Mr. Stark? I'm being beamed up!\nTony Stark: Hang on, kid. Wong, you're invited to my wedding. Give me a little juice, F.R.I.D.A.Y. Unlock 17-A. Pete, you gotta let go. I'm gonna catch you.\nPeter Parker: But you said save the wizard! I can't breathe!\nTony Stark: You're too high up. You're running out of air.\nPeter Parker: Yeah! That makes sense. Mr. Stark, it smells like a new car in here!\nTony Stark: Happy trails, kid. F.R.I.D.A.Y, send him home.\nFriday: Yep.\nPeter Parker: OH, COME ON!\nFriday: Boss, incoming call from Miss Potts.\nPepper Potts: Tony? Oh, my God. Are you all right? What's going on?\nTony Stark: Yeah, I'm fine. I just think we might have to push our 8:30 res.\nPepper Potts: Why?\nTony Stark: Just 'cause I'll... probably not make it back for a while.\nPepper Potts: Tell me you're not on that ship.\nTony Stark: Yeah.\nPepper Potts: God, no. Please tell me you're not on that ship.\nTony Stark: Honey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I don't know what to say.\nPepper Potts: Come back here, Tony. I swear to God....\nTony Stark: Pep....\nPepper Potts: Come back here right now! Come back!\nFriday: Boss, we're losing her. I'm going, too....\nPeter Parker: Oh my God! I should have stayed on the bus...\nBruce Banner: Where you going?\nWong: The Time Stone's been taken. The Sanctum remains unguarded. What will you do?\nBruce Banner: I'm gonna make a call.\nPeter Quill: Sing it, Drax!\nRocket: Why are we doing this again?\nGamora: It's a distress signal, Rocket. Someone could be dying.\nRocket: I get that, but why are we doing it?\nPeter Quill: Cause we're nice. And maybe whoever it is will give us a little cheddar cheese for our help.\nGamora: Which isn't the point.\nPeter Quill: Which isn't the point... I mean... if he doesn't pony up....\nDrax: We'll take his ship.\nRocket: Exactly!\nPeter Quill: B-b-b-bingo!\nMantis: We are arriving.\nPeter Quill: All right, Guardians. Don't forget, this might be dangerous, so let's put on our mean faces. Groot, put that thing away. Now. I don't wanna tell you again. Groot.\nGroot: I am Groot!\nPeter Quill: Whoa!\nRocket: Language!\nGamora: Hey!\nDrax: Wow.\nPeter Quill: You got some acorns on you, kid.\nRocket: Ever since you got a little sap, you're a total d-hole. Keep it up, and I'm gonna SMASH THAT THING TO PIECES!\nMantis: What happened?\nRocket: Looks like we're not getting paid. Wipers! Wipers! Get it off!\nPeter Quill: How the hell is this dude still alive?\nDrax: He is not a dude. You're a dude. This... this is a man. A handsome, muscular man.\nPeter Quill: I'm muscular.\nRocket: Who are you kidding, Quill? You're one sandwich away from fat.\nPeter Quill: Yeah, right.\nDrax: It's true. You have gained a little weight....\nPeter Quill: What? Gamora, do you think I'm...\nMantis: He is anxious. Angry. He feels tremendous loss and guilt.\nDrax: It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel.\nPeter Quill: Wow. This is a real wake-up call for me. Okay. I'm gonna get a Bow-flex. I'm gonna commit. I'm gonna get some dumbbells.\nRocket: You know you can't eat dumbbells, right?\nGamora: It's like his muscles are made of Cotati metal fibers.\nPeter Quill: Stop massaging his muscles. Wake him up.\nMantis: Wake.\nThor: Who the hell are you guys?\nGamora: The entire time I knew Thanos, he only ever had one goal: To bring balance to the Universe by wiping out half of all life. He used to kill people planet by planet, massacre by massacre...\nDrax: Including my own.\nGamora: If he gets all six Infinity Stones, he can do it with the snap of his fingers, like this.\nThor: You seem to know a great deal about Thanos.\nDrax: Gamora... is the daughter of Thanos.\nThor: Your father killed my brother.\nPeter Quill: Oh, boy. Stepfather. Technically, she hates him as much as you do.\nThor: Families can be tough. Before my father died, he told me I had a half-sister... that he imprisoned in Hel. Then she returned home, and stabbed me in the eye, so... I had to kill her. It's life, isn't it, I guess. Goes round and round and... I feel your pain.\nPeter Quill: And I feel your pain, as well. I mean it's not a competition, but I've been through a lot. My father killed my mother, then I had to kill my father. And that was hard. Probably even harder than having to kill a sister. Plus, I, came out of it with both of my eyes-\nThor: I need a hammer, not a spoon.... How do I open this thing? Is there some sort of a four-digit code maybe... maybe a birth date or something....\nPeter Quill: What are you doing?\nThor: Taking your pod.\nPeter Quill: No, you're not! You'll not, be taking our pod today, sir.\nRocket: Quill. Are you making your voice deeper?\nPeter Quill: No.\nDrax: You are. You're imitating the god-man. It's weird.\nPeter Quill: No I'm not.\nMantis: He just did it again!\nPeter Quill: This is my voice!\nThor: Are you mocking me?\nPeter Quill: Are you mocking me?\nThor: Stop it. You did it again.\nPeter Quill: He's trying to copy me.\nThor: Would you stop doing that? He's doing it first.\nGamora: Enough! We need to stop Thanos. Which means we need to find out where he's going next.\nThor: Knowhere.\nMantis: He must be going somewhere.\nPeter Quill: No. Knowhere? It's a place. We've been there. It sucks. Excuse me, that's our food.\nThor: Not anymore.\nGamora: Thor... why would he go to Knowhere?\nThor: Because for years, the Reality Stone has been safely stored, there with a man we call the Collector.\nPeter Quill: If it's with the Collector, then it's not safe. Only an idiot would give that man a stone.\nThor: Or a genius.\nGamora: How do you know he's not going for one of the other Stones?\nThor: There's six stones out there. Thanos already has the Power Stone because he stole it last week, when he decimated Xandar. He stole the Space Stone from me when he destroyed my ship and slaughtered half my people. The Time and Mind Stones are safe on Earth. They're with the Avengers.\nPeter Quill: The 'Avengers'?\nThor: Earth's Mightiest Heroes.\nMantis: Like Kevin Bacon?\nThor: He may be on the team. I don't know. Haven't been there in a while. As for the Soul Stone, well, no one's ever seen that. No one even knows where it is. Therefore, Thanos can't get it. Therefore, he's going to Knowhere. Hence, he'll be getting the Reality Stone. You're welcome.\nGamora: Then we have to go to Knowhere now.\nThor: Wrong! Where we have to go, is Nivadellir.\nDrax: That's a made up word.\nThor: All words are made up.\nRocket: Hold up, Nidavellir is real? Seriously? I mean, that place is a legend. They make the most powerful, horrific weapons to ever torment the Universe. I would very much like to go there, please.\nThor: The rabbit is correct, and clearly the smartest among you.\nRocket: Rabbit?\nThor: Only Eitri the dwarf king can make me the weapon I need. I assume you're the captain, sir?\nRocket: You're very perceptive.\nThor: You seem like a noble leader. Will you join me on my quest to Nidavellir?\nRocket: Lemme just ask the captain. Oh, wait a second, it's me! Yeah, I'll go.\nThor: Wonderful.\nPeter Quill: Except for that I'm the captain.\nThor: Quiet!\nPeter Quill: That's my backpack.\nRocket: Go sit down.\nPeter Quill: Look, this is my ship. And I'm not goin' to... Wait, what kind of weapon are we talking about here?\nThor: The Thanos killing kind.\nPeter Quill: Don't you think that we should all have a weapon like that?\nThor: No. You simply lack the strength to wield them. Your bodies will crumble as your minds collapse into the madness.\nRocket: Is it weird that I wanna do it even more now?\nThor: A little bit. Yeah.\nGamora: If we don't go to Knowhere and Thanos retrieves another stone, he'll be too powerful to stop.\nThor: He already is.\nRocket: I got it figured out. We got two ships, and a large assortment of morons. So me and Groot will go with the pirate-angel here, and the morons will go to Knowhere to try and stop Thanos. Cool? Cool.\nThor: So cool.\nPeter Quill: For the record... I know that you're only going with him because it's where Thanos isn't.\nRocket: You know, you shouldn't talk that way to your captain, Quill. Come on, Groot. Put that game down, you'll rot your brain.\nThor: I bid you farewell and good luck, morons. Bye.\nWanda Maximoff: Vis? Is it the stone again?\nVision: It's as if it's speaking to me.\nWanda Maximoff: What does it say?\nVision: I don't... I don't know. But something... Tell me what you feel.\nWanda Maximoff: I just feel you. So there's a 10 AM to Glasgow to give us more time together before you went back.\nVision: What if I miss that train?\nWanda Maximoff: There is an 11.\nVision: What if I missed all the trains? What if this time, I didn't go back?\nWanda Maximoff: You gave Stark your word.\nVision: I'd rather give it to you.\nWanda Maximoff: There are people who are expecting me too, you know. We both made promises.\nVision: Not to each other. Wanda... for two years, we've stolen these moments, trying to see if this could work. And... I don't know. You know what, I'm just gonna speak for myself - I, I... I think...\nWanda Maximoff: It works.\nVision: It works. Then stay. Stay with me. Or not. If I'm overstepping...\nWanda Maximoff: What are they?\nVision: What the stone was warning me about. I have to go.\nWanda Maximoff: No, Vision. Vision, if that's true... then maybe going isn't the best idea.\nVision: Wanda, I...\nWanda Maximoff: Vision!\nVision: The blade. It stopped me from phasing.\nWanda Maximoff: Is that even possible?\nVision: It isn't supposed to be. My systems are failing. I'm beginning to think... we should have stayed in bed.\nWanda Maximoff: Vis!\nCorvus Glaive: Give up the Stone, and she lives.\nWanda Maximoff: Hands off. Come on. Come on. Come on, you gotta get up. You gotta get up. Come on. Hey. Hey. We have to go.\nVision: Please. Please leave.\nWanda Maximoff: You asked me to stay... I'm staying.\nVision: Please.\nWanda Maximoff: Get up.\nProxima Midnight: Get up.\nCorvus Glaive: I can't.\nNatasha Romanoff: We don't wanna kill you. But we will.\nProxima Midnight: You'll never get the chance again.\nSam Wilson: Can you stand?\nVision: Thank you, Captain.\nSteve Rogers: Let's get you on the jet.\nNatasha Romanoff: I thought we had a deal. Stay close, check in. Don't take any chances.\nWanda Maximoff: I'm sorry. We just wanted time.\nSam Wilson: Where to, Cap?\nSteve Rogers: Home.\nGamora'S Mother: Shh. We'll be safe. We'll be safe.\nEbony Maw: Zehobereians...\nYoung Gamora: Mother! Where's my mother?!\nEbony Maw: Zen-Whoberis... Choose a side, or die.\nYoung Gamora: Mother!\nEbony Maw: One side is a revelation. The other, an honor known only to a few.\nThanos: What's wrong, little one?\nYoung Gamora: My mother. Where is my mother?\nThanos: What's your name?\nYoung Gamora: Gamora.\nThanos: You're quite the fighter, Gamora. Come. Let me help you. Look. Pretty, isn't it? Perfectly balanced. As all things should be. Too much to one side, or the other... Here. You try.\nEbony Maw: Now go in peace, and meet your Maker.\nThanos: Concentrate. There! You've got it.\nPeter Quill: Gamora. Do you know if these grenades are the \"blow off your junk\" kind or the gas kind? 'Cause I was thinking I might hang a couple on my belt right here. But I don't want to-\nGamora: I need to ask a favor.\nPeter Quill: Yeah, sure.\nGamora: One way or another, the path that we're on leads to Thanos.\nPeter Quill: Which is what the grenades are for. I'm sorry. What's the favor?\nGamora: If things go wrong... If Thanos gets me... I want you to promise me... you'll kill me.\nPeter Quill: What?\nGamora: I know something he doesn't. If he finds out... the entire Universe could be at risk.\nPeter Quill: What do you know?\nGamora: If I tell you, you'd know, too.\nPeter Quill: If it's so important, shouldn't I?\nGamora: Only if you wanna die.\nPeter Quill: Why does somebody always have to die in this scenario?\nGamora: Just... trust me. And possibly, kill me.\nPeter Quill: I mean, I'd like to. I really would...\nGamora: Swear to me. Swear to me on your mother.\nPeter Quill: Okay. Dude. How long have you been standing there?\nDrax: An hour.\nPeter Quill: An hour? Are you serious?\nDrax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye... watch.\nPeter Quill: You're eating a zarg-nut.\nDrax: But my movement... was so slow... that it's imperceptible.\nPeter Quill: Mmm, no.\nDrax: I'm sure I'm invisible.\nMantis: Hi, Drax.\nDrax: Damn it.\nPeter Quill: This place looks deserted.\nDrax: I'm reading movement from the third quadrant.\nPeter Quill: Yep. I'm picking that up, too. Let's put it down right here.\nCollector: I don't have it.\nThanos: Everyone in the Galaxy knows you'd sell your own brother if you thought it would add the slightest trinket to your pathetic collection. I know you have the Reality Stone, Tivan. Giving it to me will spare you a great deal of suffering.\nCollector: I told you. I sold it. Why would I lie?\nThanos: I imagine it's like breathing for you.\nCollector: Like suicide.\nThanos: So you do understand. Not even you would surrender something so precious.\nCollector: I didn't know what it was.\nThanos: Then you're more of a fool than I took you for. Last chance, charlatan. Where's the Stone?\nDrax: Today...\nPeter Quill: Drax. Drax.\nDrax: ...He pays for the deaths of my wife and daughter.\nPeter Quill: Drax, waaaaait! Not yet, not yet, not yet. Drax, Drax, Drax. He doesn't have the Stone yet. We get it, and then we can stop him. We have to get the Stone first. Yeah.\nDrax: No. No. For Ovette. For Camaria.\nMantis: Sleeeep.\nPeter Quill: Okay. Gamora, Mantis, you go right. I'm... The other right!\nThanos: Why? Why you? Daughter...\nPeter Quill: That was quick.\nCollector: Magnificent! Magnificent! Magnificent!\nThanos: Is it sadness I sense in you, daughter? In my heart, I knew you still cared. But one ever knows for sure. Reality is often disappointing. That is, it was. Now... reality can be whatever I want.\nGamora: You knew I'd come.\nThanos: I counted on it. There's something we need to discuss, little one.\nDrax: Thanos!\nPeter Quill: Let her go, Grimace!\nGamora: Peter...\nPeter Quill: I told you to go right.\nGamora: Now? Really?\nPeter Quill: You let her go!\nThanos: Ah, the boyfriend.\nPeter Quill: I like to think of myself more as a Titan-killing long-term booty call. Let her go.\nGamora: Peter...\nPeter Quill: Or I'm gonna blow that nut sack of a chin right off your face!\nGamora: Not him. You promised! You promised.\nThanos: Oh, daughter. You expect too much from him. She's asked, hasn't she? Do it. DO IT!!\nPeter Quill: I told you to go right.\nGamora: I love you, more than anything.\nPeter Quill: I love you, too.\nThanos: I like you.\nSecretary Ross: Still no word from Vision?\nJames Rhodes: Satellites lost him somewhere over Edinburgh.\nSecretary Ross: On a stolen Quinjet with four of the world's most wanted criminals.\nJames Rhodes: You know they're only criminals because you've chosen to call them that, right, sir?\nSecretary Ross: My God, Rhodes, your talent for horseshit rivals my own.\nJames Rhodes: If it weren't for those Accords, Vision would've been right here.\nSecretary Ross: I remember your signature on those papers, Colonel.\nJames Rhodes: That's right. And I'm pretty sure I've paid for that.\nSecretary Ross: You have second thoughts?\nJames Rhodes: Not anymore.\nSteve Rogers: Mr. Secretary.\nSecretary Ross: You got some nerve. I'll give you that.\nNatasha Romanoff: You could use some of that right now.\nSecretary Ross: The world's on fire. And you think, all is forgiven?\nSteve Rogers: I'm not looking for forgiveness. And I'm way past asking for permission. Earth just lost her best defender. So we're here to fight. And if you wanna stand in our way... we'll fight you, too.\nSecretary Ross: Arrest them.\nJames Rhodes: All over it. That's a court-martial. It's great to see you, Cap.\nSteve Rogers: You too, Rhodey.\nJames Rhodes: Well. You guys really look like crap. Must've been a rough couple of years.\nSam Wilson: Yeah, well, the hotels weren't exactly five star.\nBruce Banner: Uh, I think you look great. Uh... heh... Yeah. I'm back.\nNatasha Romanoff: Hi, Bruce.\nBruce Banner: Nat.\nSam Wilson: This is awkward.\nJames Rhodes: So we gotta assume they're coming back, right?\nWanda Maximoff: And they can clearly find us.\nBruce Banner: We need all hands on deck. Where's Clint?\nNatasha Romanoff: After the whole Accords situation, he and Scott took a deal. It was too tough on their families, they're on house arrest.\nBruce Banner: Who's Scott?\nSteve Rogers: Ant-Man.\nBruce Banner: There's an Ant-Man and a Spider-Man? Okay, look... Thanos has the biggest army in the universe. And he is not gonna stop until he... he gets... Vision's Stone.\nNatasha Romanoff: Well then, we have to protect it.\nVision: No, we have to destroy it. I've been giving a good deal of thought to this entity in my head, about its nature. But also, its composition. I think if it were exposed to a sufficiently powerful energy source, something, very similar to its own signature, perhaps... its molecular integrity could fail.\nWanda Maximoff: And you, with it. We're not having this conversation.\nVision: Eliminating the stone is the only way to be certain that Thanos can't get it.\nWanda Maximoff: That's too high a price.\nVision: Only you have the power to pay it. Thanos threatens half the Universe. One life cannot stand in the way of defeating him.\nSteve Rogers: But it should. We don't trade lives, Vision.\nVision: Captain, 70 years ago, you laid down your life to save how many millions of people. Tell me, why is this any different?\nBruce Banner: Because you might have a choice. Your mind is made up of a complex construct of overlays. J.A.R.V.I.S., Ultron, Tony, me, the Stone. All of them mixed together. All of them learning from one another.\nWanda Maximoff: You're saying Vision isn't just the stone?\nBruce Banner: I'm saying that if we take out the stone, there's still a whole lot of Vision left. Perhaps the best parts.\nNatasha Romanoff: Can we do that?\nBruce Banner: Not me. Not here.\nJames Rhodes: You better find someone, and somewhere fast. Ross isn't exactly just gonna let you guys have your old rooms back.\nSteve Rogers: I know somewhere.\nOkoye: You'll have the Kingsguard, and the Dora Milaje have been alerted.\nT'Challa: And the Border Tribe?\nOkoye: Those that are left.\nT'Challa: Send word to the Jabari as well. M'Baku likes a good fight.\nOkoye: And what of this one?\nT'Challa: This one may be tired of war. But the White Wolf has rested long enough.\nBucky Barnes: Where's the fight?\nT'Challa: On its way.\nEbony Maw: In all the time I've served Thanos, I've never failed him. If I were to reach our rendezvous on Titan with the Time Stone still attached to your vaguely irritating person, there would be... judgement. Give me... the stone.\nTony Stark: Wow you're a seriously loyal piece of outerwear, aren't you?\nPeter Parker: Yeah, uh, speaking of loyalty...\nTony Stark: What the-\nPeter Parker: I know what you're gonna say.\nTony Stark: You should not be here.\nPeter Parker: I was gonna go home-\nTony Stark: I don't wanna hear it.\nPeter Parker: But it was such a long way down and I just thought about you on the way...\nTony Stark: And now I gotta hear it.\nPeter Parker: ...And I kinda stuck to the side of the ship. And this suit is ridiculously intuitive, by the way. So if anything, it's kinda your fault that I'm here.\nTony Stark: What did you just say?\nPeter Parker: I take that back. And now I'm here in space.\nTony Stark: Yeah. Right where I don't want you to be. This isn't Coney Island. This isn't a field trip. It's a one-way ticket. You hear me? Don't pretend like you thought this through. You could not have possibly thought this through.\nPeter Parker: No. I did think this through.\nTony Stark: You could not have possibly thought this through.\nPeter Parker: It's just .. you can't be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there's no neighborhood. Okay. That didn't really make any sense, but you know what I'm trying to say.\nTony Stark: Come on. We got a situation. See him down there? He's in trouble. What's your plan? Go.\nPeter Parker: Um. Okay, okay... uh... Okay. Did you ever see this really old movie, Aliens?\nEbony Maw: Painful aren't they? They were originally designed for microsurgery. And any one of them... ...Could end your friend's life in an instant.\nTony Stark: I gotta tell you, he's not really my friend. Saving his life is more a professional courtesy.\nEbony Maw: You've saved nothing. Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.\nTony Stark: Yeah, but the kid's seen more movies.\nPeter Parker: Yes! Wait what are those?! Hey, we haven't officially met. Cool.\nStephen Strange: We've gotta turn this ship around.\nTony Stark: Yeah. Now he wants to run. Great plan.\nStephen Strange: No, I want to protect the stone.\nTony Stark: And I want you to thank me now. Go ahead, I'm listening.\nStephen Strange: For what? Nearly blasting me into space?\nTony Stark: Who just saved your magical ass? Me.\nStephen Strange: I seriously don't know how you fit your head into that helmet.\nTony Stark: Admit it. You should have ducked out when I told you to. I tried to bench you. You refused.\nStephen Strange: Unlike everyone else in your life, I don't work for you.\nTony Stark: And due to that fact, we're now in a flying doughnut billions of miles away from Earth with no backup.\nPeter Parker: I'm backup.\nTony Stark: No. You're a stowaway. The adults are talking.\nStephen Strange: I'm sorry, I'm confused as to the relationship here. Wh- what is he, your ward?\nPeter Parker: No. I'm Peter, by the way.\nStephen Strange: Dr. Strange.\nPeter Parker: Oh, we're using our made-up names. Um... I'm Spider-Man, then.\nTony Stark: This ship is self-correcting its course. Thing's on autopilot.\nStephen Strange: Can we control it? Fly us home? Stark?\nTony Stark: Yeah?\nStephen Strange: Can you get us home?\nTony Stark: Yeah I heard you. I'm thinking... I'm not so sure we should.\nStephen Strange: Under no circumstance can we bring the Time Stone to Thanos. I don't think you quite understand what's at stake here.\nTony Stark: No. It's you who doesn't understand, that Thanos has been inside my head for six years since he sent an army to New York and now he's back! And I don't know what to do. So I'm not so sure if it's a better plan to fight him on our turf or his but you saw what they did, what they can do. At least on his turf, he's not expecting it. So I say we take the fight to him. Doctor. Do you concur?\nStephen Strange: Alright, Stark. We go to him. But you have to understand... if it comes to saving you or the kid or the Time Stone... I will not hesitate to let either of you die. I can't, because the fate of the universe depends on it.\nTony Stark: Nice. Good. Moral compass. We're straight. Alright, kid. You're an Avenger now.\nThanos: I thought you might be hungry.\nGamora: I always hated that chair.\nThanos: So I've been told. Even so. I'd hoped you'd sit on it one day.\nGamora: I hated this room. This ship. I hated my life.\nThanos: You told me that too. Every day. For almost twenty years.\nGamora: I was a child when you took me.\nThanos: I saved you.\nGamora: No. No. We were happy on my home planet.\nThanos: Going to bed hungry, scrounging for scraps. Your planet was on the brink of collapse. I'm the one who stopped that. Do you know what's happened since then? The children born have known nothing but full bellies and clear skies. It's a paradise.\nGamora: Because you murdered half the planet.\nThanos: A small price to pay for salvation.\nGamora: You're insane.\nThanos: Little one, it's a simple calculus. This universe is finite, its resources finite. If life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correction.\nGamora: You don't know that!\nThanos: I'm the only one who knows that. At least, I'm the only one with the will to act on it. For a time... you had that same will... as you fought by my side. Daughter.\nGamora: I'm not your daughter. Everything I hate about myself you taught me.\nThanos: And in doing so, made you the fiercest woman in the galaxy. That's why I trusted you to find the Soul Stone.\nGamora: I'm sorry I disappointed you.\nThanos: I am disappointed. But not because you didn't find it. But because you did. And you lied.\nGamora: Nebula. Don't do this.\nThanos: Some time ago, your sister snuck aboard this ship to kill me.\nGamora: Please don't do this.\nThanos: And very nearly succeeded. So I brought her here. To talk.\nGamora: Stop. Stop it. I swear to you on my life. I never found the Soul Stone.\nNebula: You know what he's about to do. He's finally ready, and he's going for the stones. All of them.\nGamora: He can never get them all.\nNebula: He will!\nGamora: He can't, Nebula. Because I found the map to the Soul Stone and I burnt it to ash. I burnt it.\nThanos: You're strong. Me. You're generous. Me. But I never taught you to lie. That's why you're so bad at it. Where is the Soul Stone?\nGamora: Vormir! The Stone is on Vormir.\nThanos: Show me.\nGroot: I am Groot.\nRocket: Tinkle in the cup. We're not looking. What's there to see? What's a twig? Everybody's seen a twig.\nGroot: I am Groot.\nThor: Tree, pour what's in the cup out in space, and go in the cup again.\nRocket: You speak Groot?\nThor: Yes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.\nGroot: I am Groot.\nThor: You'll know when we're there. Nivadellir's forge harnesses the power of a blazing neutron star. It's the birth place of my hammer. It's truly awesome.\nRocket: Okay, time to be the captain. So, dead brother, huh? Yeah, that can be annoying.\nThor: Well, he's been dead before, but this time I think it really might be true.\nRocket: And you said your sister and your dad?\nThor: Both dead.\nRocket: Still got a mom, though?\nThor: Killed by a dark elf.\nRocket: A best friend?\nThor: Stabbed through the heart.\nRocket: Are you sure you're up to this particular murder mission?\nThor: Absolutely. Rage, vengeance, anger, loss, regret... they're all tremendous motivators. They really clear the mind. So I'm good to go.\nRocket: Yeah, but this Thanos we're talking about... he's the toughest there is.\nThor: Well, he's never fought me.\nRocket: Yeah, he has!\nThor: He's never fought me twice. And I'm getting a new hammer, don't forget.\nRocket: Better be some hammer.\nThor: You know, I'm 1,500 years old. I've killed twice as many enemies as that, and every one would have rather killed me, but none succeeded. I'm only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is the latest in a long line of bastards and he will be the latest to feel my vengeance. Fate wills it so.\nRocket: And what if you're wrong?\nThor: If I'm wrong then... what more could I lose?\nRocket: I could lose a lot. Me personally. I could lose a lot. Okay. If fate does want you to kill that crapsack... you're gonna need more than one stupid eyeball.\nThor: What's this?\nRocket: What's it look like? Some jerk lost a bet with me on on Contraxia.\nThor: He gave you his eye?\nRocket: He gave me 100 credits. I snuck in later that night and stole his eye.\nThor: Thank you, sweet rabbit.\nRocket: Hmm. Huh? Oh. I would've washed that. The only way I could sneak it off Contraxia was up my... Hey, we're here!\nThor: I don't think this thing works. Everything seems dark.\nRocket: It ain't the eye.\nThor: Something's wrong. The star's gone out. And the rings are frozen.\nRocket: I hope these dwarves are better at forging than they are cleaning. Maybe they realized they live in a junk pile in the middle of space.\nThor: This forge hasn't gone dark in centuries...\nRocket: You said Thanos had a gauntlet, right?\nThor: Yes. Why?\nRocket: Look anything like that?\nGroot: I am Groot.\nThor: Go back to the pod. Eitri, wait! Stop!\nEitri: Thor?\nThor: What happened here?\nEitri: You were supposed to protect us. Asgard was supposed to protect us!\nThor: Asgard is destroyed. Eitri, the glove. What did you do?\nEitri: 300 dwarves lived on this ring. I thought if I did what he asked, they'd be safe. I made what he wanted. A device capable of harnessing the power of the stones. Then he killed everyone anyway. All except me. 'Your life is yours,' he said. 'But your hands are mine alone.'\nThor: Eitri, this isn't about your hands. Every weapon you've ever designed: every ax, hammer, sword - it's all inside your head. Now I know it feels like all hope is lost. Trust me, I know. But together, you and I, we can kill Thanos.\nNebula: Mantis, listen very carefully. I need you to meet me on Titan.\nPeter Parker: Hey, what's going on?\nStephen Strange: I think we're here.\nTony Stark: I don't think this rig has a self-park function. Get your hand into this steering gimbal. Close those around it. You understand?\nPeter Parker: Yep, got it.\nTony Stark: This was meant for one big guy, so we gotta to move at the same time.\nPeter Parker: Okay. Okay. Ready. We might wanna turn. Turn! Turn! Turn!!\nTony Stark: You alright? That was close. I owe you one.\nPeter Parker: Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something, and I eat one of you, I'm sorry.\nTony Stark: I don't wanna hear another single pop culture out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?\nPeter Parker: I'm trying to say that... something is coming.\nDrax: THANOS!!!!\nPeter Parker: AH! Whoawhoawhoawhoa! PLEASE DON'T PUT YOUR EGGS IN ME!\nPeter Quill: Stay down, clown!\nDrax: Die, blanket of death!\nPeter Quill: Alright, everybody, stay where you are... chill the F out. I'm gonna ask you this one time. Where's Gamora?\nTony Stark: Yeah, I'll do you one better. Who's Gamora?\nDrax: I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?\nPeter Quill: Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm gonna French-fry this little freak.\nTony Stark: Let's do it! You shoot my guy, I blast him. Let's go!\nDrax: Do it, Quill! I can take it.\nMantis: No, he can't take it!\nStephen Strange: She's right. You can't.\nPeter Quill: Oh yeah? You don't wanna tell me where she is? That's fine. I'll kill all three of you and beat it out of Thanos myself. Starting with you.\nStephen Strange: Wait, what. Thanos? Alright, let me ask you this one time: What master do you serve?\nPeter Quill: What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say? \"Jesus\"?\nTony Stark: You're from Earth?\nPeter Quill: I'm not from Earth. I'm from Missouri.\nTony Stark: Yeah, that's on Earth, dip-shit. What are you hassling us for?\nPeter Parker: So, you're not with Thanos?\nPeter Quill: With Thanos?! No, I'm here to kill Thanos! He took my girl- Wai- who are you?\nPeter Parker: We're the Avengers, man.\nPeter Quill: Oh.\nMantis: You're the ones Thor told us about!\nTony Stark: You know Thor!?\nPeter Quill: Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.\nStephen Strange: Where is he now?\nRocket: This is the plan? We're gonna hit him with a brick?\nEitri: It's a mold. A king's weapon. Meant to be the greatest in Asgard. In theory, it could even summon the Bifrost.\nThor: Did it have a name?\nEitri: Stormbreaker.\nRocket: That's a bit much.\nThor: So how do we make it?\nEitri: You'll have to restart the forge. Awaken the heart of a dying star.\nThor: Rabbit, fire up the pod.\nPeter Quill: The heck happened to this planet? It's eight degrees off its axis. Gravitational pull is all over the place.\nTony Stark: Yeah, we got one advantage. He's coming to us. We'll use it. All right, I have a plan. Or at least the beginnings of one. It's pretty simple. We draw him in, pin him down, get what we need. Definitely don't wanna dance with this guy. We just want the gauntlet. Are you yawning? In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?\nDrax: I stopped listening after you said, \"We need a plan.\"\nTony Stark: Okay, Mr. Clean is on his own page.\nPeter Quill: See, \"not winging it\" isn't really what they do.\nPeter Parker: Uh, what exactly is it that they do?\nMantis: Kick names, take ass.\nDrax: Yeah, that's right.\nTony Stark: Alright, just get over here, please. Mr. Lord, can you get your folks to circle up?\nPeter Quill: \"Mr. Lord.\" Star-Lord is fine.\nTony Stark: We gotta coalesce. 'Cause if all we come at him with is a plucky attitude...\nPeter Quill: Dude, don't call us plucky. We don't know what it means. Alright, we're optimistic, yes. I like your plan. Except it sucks, so let me do the plan, and that way it might be really good.\nDrax: Tell him about the dance-off to save the universe.\nTony Stark: What dance-off?\nPeter Quill: It's not a... it's not... it's nothing.\nPeter Parker: Like in Footloose, the movie?\nPeter Quill: Exactly like Footloose. Is it still the greatest movie in history?\nPeter Parker: It never was.\nTony Stark: Don't encourage this, alright?\nPeter Parker: Okay.\nTony Stark: We're getting no help from Flash Gordon here.\nPeter Quill: Flash Gordon? By the way, that's a compliment. Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid? That's 100% you.\nTony Stark: Your math is blowing my mind.\nMantis: Excuse me, but... does your friend often do that?\nTony Stark: Strange, we alright? You're back. You're alright.\nPeter Parker: Hey, what was that?\nStephen Strange: I went forward in time to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.\nPeter Quill: How many did you see?\nStephen Strange: 14,000,605\nTony Stark: How many did we win?\nStephen Strange: One.\nThanos: The stone had better be up there... for your sister's sake.\nRed Skull: Welcome, Thanos, son of A'lars. Gamora, daughter of Thanos.\nThanos: You know us?\nRed Skull: It is my curse to know all who journey here.\nThanos: Where's the Soul Stone?\nRed Skull: You should know... it extracts a terrible price.\nThanos: I am prepared.\nRed Skull: We all think that at first. We are all wrong.\nThanos: How is it you know this place so well?\nRed Skull: A lifetime ago, I, too, sought the stones. I even held one in my hand. But it cast me out, banished me here. Guiding others to a treasure I cannot possess. What you seek lies before you. As does what you fear.\nThanos: What's this?\nRed Skull: The price. Soul hold a special place among the Infinity Stones. You might say it has a certain wisdom.\nThanos: Tell me what it needs.\nRed Skull: To ensure that whoever possesses it... understands its power... The stone demands a sacrifice.\nThanos: Of what?\nRed Skull: In order to take the stone, you must lose that which you love. A soul, for a soul.\nGamora: All my life, I dreamed of a day... a moment when you would get what you deserved. And I was always so disappointed. But now... you kill and torture... and you call it mercy. The universe has judged you. You asked it for a prize, and it told you no. You failed. And do you wanna know why? Because you love nothing. No one. Really? Tears?\nRed Skull: They're not for him.\nGamora: No! This isn't love!\nThanos: I ignored my destiny once. I cannot do that again. Even for you. I'm sorry, little one.\nGamora: No!\nSteve Rogers: Drop to 2600, heading 0-3-0.\nSam Wilson: I hope you're right about this, Cap. Or we're gonna land a lot faster than you want to.\nOkoye: When you said we were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world... this is not what I imagined.\nT'Challa: And what did you imagine?\nOkoye: The Olympics. Maybe even a Starbucks.\nBruce Banner: Should we bow?\nJames Rhodes: Yeah, he's a king.\nSteve Rogers: Seems like I'm always thanking you for something.\nJames Rhodes: What are you doing?\nT'Challa: Uh, we don't do that here. So how big of an assault can we expect?\nBruce Banner: Uh, sir, I think you can expect quite a big assault.\nNatasha Romanoff: How we looking?\nT'Challa: You will have my Kingsguard, the Border Tribe, the Dora Milaje, and...\nBucky Barnes: A semi-stable, 100-year-old man.\nSteve Rogers: How you been, Buck?\nBucky Barnes: Uh, not bad, for the end of the world.\nShuri: Whoa. The structure is polymorphic.\nBruce Banner: Right, we had to attach each neuron non-sequentially.\nShuri: Why didn't you just reprogram the synapses to work collectively?\nBruce Banner: Because, we didn't think of it.\nShuri: I'm sure you did your best.\nWanda Maximoff: Can you do it?\nShuri: Yes, but there are more than two trillion neurons here. One misalignment could cause a cascade of circuit failures. It will take time, brother.\nSteve Rogers: How long?\nShuri: As long as you can give me.\nOkoye: Something's entered the atmosphere.\nSam Wilson: Hey, Cap, we got a situation here.\nBucky Barnes: God, I love this place.\nJames Rhodes: Yeah, don't start celebrating yet, guys. We got more incoming outside the dome.\nVision: It's too late. We need to destroy the stone now.\nNatasha Romanoff: Vision, get your ass back on the table.\nT'Challa: We will hold them off.\nSteve Rogers: Wanda, as soon as the stone's out of his head... you blow it to hell.\nWanda Maximoff: I will.\nT'Challa: Evacuate the city. Engage all defense procedures. And get this man a shield.\nRocket: I don't think you get the scientifics here. These rings are gigantic. You wanna get them moving, you're gonna need something a lot bigger to yank 'em loose.\nThor: Leave that to me.\nRocket: Leave that to you? Buddy, you're in space. All you got is a rope and a-\nThor: Fire the engines!\nRocket: Nnnyah!\nThor: MORE... POWER... RABBIT!\nEitri: Well done, boy.\nThor: That's Nivadellir!\nEitri: Damn it.\nRocket: \"Damn it\"? What's \"damn it\"?\nEitri: The mechanism is crippled.\nThor: What?\nEitri: With the iris closed I can't heat the metal.\nThor: How long will it take to heat?\nEitri: A few minutes, maybe more. Why?\nThor: I'm gonna hold it open.\nEitri: That's suicide.\nThor: So is facing Thanos without that ax.\nNatasha Romanoff: How we looking, Bruce?\nBruce Banner: Yeah, I think I'm getting the hang of it. Wow! It's like being the Hulk without actually- I'm okay. I'm okay.\nJames Rhodes: I got two heat signatures breaking through the tree line.\nJabari Warriors: MIE EFFA! YA HU! MIE EFFA! YA HU! MIE EFFA! YA HU! MIE EFFA! YA HU! MIE EFFA! YA HU!\nT'Challa: Thank you for standing with us.\nM'Baku: Of course, brother.\nNatasha Romanoff: Where's your other friend?\nProxima Midnight: You will pay for his life with yours. Thanos will have that stone.\nSteve Rogers: That's not gonna happen.\nT'Challa: You are in Wakanda now. Thanos will have nothing but dust and blood.\nProxima Midnight: We... have blood to spare.\nBucky Barnes: Did they surrender?\nSteve Rogers: Not exactly.\nBucky Barnes: What the hell.\nNatasha Romanoff: Looks like we pissed her off.\nOkoye: They're killing themselves.\nSam Wilson: You seen the teeth on those things?\nJames Rhodes: Alright, back up, Sam. You're gonna get your wings singed.\nBruce Banner: Cap, if these things circle the perimeter and get in behind us... there's nothing between them and Vision.\nSteve Rogers: Them we better keep 'em in front of us.\nOkoye: How do we do that?\nT'Challa: We open the barrier. On my signal, open North-West Section Seventeen.\nDome Control: Requesting confirmation, my King. You said open the barrier?\nT'Challa: On my signal.\nM'Baku: This will be the end of Wakanda.\nOkoye: Then it will be the noblest ending in history.\nT'Challa: WAKANDA FOREVER!!!! Now! How much longer, Shuri?\nShuri: We've barely begun, brother.\nT'Challa: You might want to pick up the pace.\nThor: Allfathers, give me strength.\nEitri: You understand, boy? You're about to take the full force of a star. It'll kill you.\nThor: Only if I die.\nEitri: Yes. That's what... \"killing you\" means. Hold it! Hold it, Thor!\nRocket: Thor! Say something. Come on. Thor, you okay? I think he's dying!\nEitri: He needs the ax! Where's the handle? Tree, help me find the handle!\nBruce Banner: There's too many of them! GYAH! AAAAHHHHH! AH-hahaha! You guys are so screwed now!\nThor: BRING ME THANOS!\nStephen Strange: Oh, yeah, you're much more of a \"Thanos.\"\nThanos: I take it the Maw is dead. This day extracts a heavy toll. Still, he accomplished his mission.\nStephen Strange: You may regret that. He brought you face-to-face with the Master of the Mystic Arts.\nThanos: And where do you think he brought you?\nStephen Strange: Let me guess. Your home?\nThanos: It was. And it was beautiful. Titan was like most planets. Too many mouths, and not enough to go around. And when we faced extinction, I offered a solution.\nStephen Strange: Genocide.\nThanos: But at random, dispassionate, fair to rich and poor alike. They called me a madman. And what I predicted came to pass.\nStephen Strange: Congratulations. You're a prophet.\nThanos: I'm a survivor.\nStephen Strange: Who wants to murder trillions.\nThanos: With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers, and they would all cease to exist. I call that... mercy.\nStephen Strange: And then what?\nThanos: I finally rest... and watch the sun rise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest wills.\nStephen Strange: I think... you'll find... our will... equal to yours.\nThanos: Ours?\nTony Stark: Piece of cake, Quill.\nPeter Quill: Yeah, if your goal was to piss him off! Boom!\nStephen Strange: Do not let him close his fist.\nPeter Parker: Magic! More magic! Magic with a kick! Magic with a-\nThanos: Insect! Well, well.\nNebula: You should have killed me.\nThanos: It would've been a waste of parts!\nNebula: Where's Gamora?!\nTony Stark: Is he under? Don't let up.\nMantis: Be quick. He is very strong.\nTony Stark: Parker, help! Get over here. She can't hold him much longer. Let's go.\nPeter Quill: I thought you'd be harder to catch. For the record, this was my plan. Not so strong now, huh? Where is Gamora?\nThanos: My Gamora...?\nPeter Quill: No, bull-shit. Where is she?\nMantis: He is in anguish.\nPeter Quill: Good.\nMantis: He... he mourns.\nDrax: What does this monster have to mourn?\nNebula: Gamora.\nPeter Quill: What?\nNebula: He took her to Vormir. He came back with the Soul Stone... but she didn't.\nTony Stark: Okay, Quill, you gotta cool it right now, you understand? Don't, don't, don't engage, we've almost got this off!\nPeter Quill: Tell me she's lying. Asshole! Tell me you didn't do it!\nThanos: I... had... to.\nPeter Quill: No, you didn't...! No, you didn't...! NO, YOU DIDN'T!\nTony Stark: Quill! Hey, stop! Hey, stop! Stop! Hey, stop! Stop!\nPeter Parker: It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! I got it! I got it... ! Oh, God.\nRocket: Come and get some, space dogs! Come on, get some, get some! Come on, get some! How much for the gun?\nBucky Barnes: Not for sale.\nRocket: Okay, how much for the arm? Oh, I'll get that arm.\nSteve Rogers: New haircut?\nThor: Notice you've copied my beard. By the way, this is a friend of mine. Tree.\nGroot: I AM GROOT!\nSteve Rogers: I am Steve Rogers.\nT'Challa: Fall back! Fall back now!\nJames Rhodes: Focus that fire on the left flank, Sam.\nSam Wilson: I'm doing it.\nOkoye: Why was she up there all this time?\nProxima Midnight: She's on the field. Take it.\nSam Wilson: Guys, we got a Vision situation here.\nSteve Rogers: Somebody get to Vision!\nBruce Banner: I got him!\nWanda Maximoff: On my way.\nProxima Midnight: He'll die alone. As will you.\nNatasha Romanoff: She's not alone.\nProxima Midnight: Euuyaaah!\nBruce Banner: Oh no, oh no you don't. This isn't going to be like New York, pal. This suit's already kicked the crap out of the Hulk- Guys! Vision needs backup now! Hulk. Hulk, I know you like making your entrance at the last second, well, this is it, man. This is the last, last second. Ahhhhh! Hulk! Hulk! HULK!\nHulk: NOOOO!!!\nBruce Banner: Oh, screw you, ya big green asshole! I'll do it myself! Come on! See you later, Alligator! Hulk, we got a lot to figure out, pal.\nCorvus Glaive: I thought you were formidable, machine. But you're dying, like any man.\nSteve Rogers: Get outta here! GO!\nNatasha Romanoff: That was really gross.\nSteve Rogers: I thought I told you to go.\nVision: We don't trade lives, Captain.\nPeter Parker: I got you! I got you! I'm sorry I can't remember anybody's names!\nThanos: You're full of tricks, wizard.\nStephen Strange: No!\nThanos: Yet you never once used your greatest weapon. A fake.\nTony Stark: You throw another moon at me, and I'm gonna to lose it.\nThanos: Stark.\nTony Stark: You know me?\nThanos: I do. You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.\nTony Stark: My only curse is you.\nThanos: Come on! All that for a drop of blood. You have my respect, Stark. When I'm done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope they remember you.\nStephen Strange: Stop! Spare his life... and I will give you the stone.\nThanos: No tricks.\nTony Stark: Don't...!\nThanos: One to go.\nPeter Quill: Where is he?! Did we just lose?\nTony Stark: Why would you do that?\nStephen Strange: We're in the Endgame now.\nM'Baku: MAYEFA!\nJabari Warriors: YA HU HU!\nWanda Maximoff: Are you okay? What? What is it?\nVision: He's here.\nSteve Rogers: Everyone, on my position. We have incoming.\nNatasha Romanoff: What the hell?\nBruce Banner: Cap. That's him.\nSteve Rogers: Eyes up. Stay sharp.\nVision: Wanda. It's time.\nWanda Maximoff: No.\nVision: They can't stop him, Wanda, but we can. Look at me. You have the power to destroy the stone.\nWanda Maximoff: Don't.\nVision: You must do it. Wanda, please. We. Are. Out of time.\nWanda Maximoff: I can't.\nVision: Yes, you can. You can. If he gets the stone, half the universe dies.\nWanda Maximoff: It's not fair.\nVision: It shouldn't be you, but it is. It's all right. You could never hurt me. I just... feel you. It's all right. It's all right. I love you.\nThanos: I understand, my child. Better than anyone.\nWanda Maximoff: You could never.\nThanos: Today, I lost more than you can know. But now is no time to mourn. Now... is no time at all.\nWanda Maximoff: No!\nThor: I told you. You'd die for that!\nThanos: You should have... you... You should have gone for the head!\nThor: NO!\nThanos: Daughter?\nGamora: Did you do it?\nThanos: Yes.\nGamora: What did it cost?\nThanos: Everything.\nThor: What'd you do? WHAT'D YOU DO?!\nSteve Rogers: Where'd he go? Thor... where'd he go?\nBucky Barnes: Steve?\nT'Challa: Up, General. Up! This is no place to die.\nOkoye: Kumkani?!\nGroot: I am Groot...\nRocket: No... no. No. No. No! Groot, no...\nJames Rhodes: Sam? Sam, where you at?!\nMantis: Something's happening.\nDrax: Quill?\nTony Stark: Steady, Quill.\nPeter Quill: Aw, man.\nStephen Strange: Tony, there was no other way.\nPeter Parker: Mr. Stark? I don't feel so good...\nTony Stark: You're all right?\nPeter Parker: I don't know what's - I don't know what's happening. I don't- I don't wanna go, I don't wanna go, Mr. Stark, please. Please, I don't wanna go. I don't wanna go... I'm sorry.\nNebula: He did it.\nJames Rhodes: What is this? What the hell is happening?\nSteve Rogers: Oh, God.\nNick Fury: Still no word from Stark?\nMaria Hill: No, not yet. We're watching every satellite in both hemispheres, there's still nothing.\nNick Fury: What is it?\nMaria Hill: Multiple bogeys over Wakanda.\nNick Fury: Same energy signatures as New York?\nMaria Hill: Ten times bigger.\nNick Fury: Tell Klein. We'll meet him at- -\nMaria Hill: Nick, Nick!\nNick Fury: They okay?\nMaria Hill: There's no one here.\nNick Fury: Call Control. Code Red.\nMaria Hill: Nick?\nNick Fury: Hill? Oh, no. Motherf-"}
{"text": "Yon-Rogg: Do you know what time it is?\nCarol Danvers: Can't sleep.\nYon-Rogg: There are tabs for that.\nCarol Danvers: Yeah, but then I'd be sleeping.\nYon-Rogg: Dreams again?\nCarol Danvers: Wanna fight? I slipped.\nYon-Rogg: Right. You slipped as a result of me punching you in the face.\nCarol Danvers: I was already slipping when you happened to punch me in the face. The two events are not related.\nYon-Rogg: Tell me about this dream. Anything new?\nCarol Danvers: No.\nYon-Rogg: You've got to let go of your past.\nCarol Danvers: I don't remember my past.\nYon-Rogg: It's causing you doubt, and doubt makes you vulnerable. Control it. Lose control again and you'll have to convene with the Supreme Intelligence. There is nothing more dangerous to a warrior than emotion. Humor is a distraction. And anger? Anger only serves the enemy.\nElectronic Voice-Over: 120 days since the last Skrull attack.\nCarol Danvers: Has anybody seen what the Supreme Intelligence really looks like?\nYon-Rogg: No-one can look upon the Supreme Intelligence in its true form. You know that. Our subconscious chooses the way they appear to us. So it's sacred, it's personal. The Kree divulges it ever.\nCarol Danvers: Who do you see? Your brother?\nYon-Rogg: No.\nCarol Danvers: Father?\nYon-Rogg: No\nCarol Danvers: Your old commander?\nYon-Rogg: Vers...\nCarol Danvers: It's me you see, isn't it?\nYon-Rogg: I see what you're trying to do.\nCarol Danvers: Is it working?\nYon-Rogg: Yes. But you won't succeed in changing my mind on the subject.\nCarol Danvers: What is the point of giving me these if you don't want me to use them?\nYon-Rogg: You're going to use them. The Supreme Intelligence made me the responsibility of showing you how to use them.\nCarol Danvers: I know how.\nYon-Rogg: Well if that were true, you'd knock me down without them. Control your impulses. Stop using this and start using this . I need you to be the best version of yourself.\nSupreme Intelligence: Vers.\nCarol Danvers: Intelligence.\nSupreme Intelligence: Your commander insists that you're fit to serve.\nCarol Danvers: I am.\nSupreme Intelligence: You struggle with your emotions, with your past which fuels them. You are just one victim of the Skrull expansion that has threatened our civilisation for centuries. Imposters who silently infiltrate then take over our planets. Horrors which you remember and so much which you do not.\nCarol Danvers: It's all... blank. My life. You're supposed to take the form of you I most admire but I don't even remember who this person was to me.\nSupreme Intelligence: Perhaps this is a mercy, sparing you from a deeper pain. Freeing you to do what all Kree must. Put your people's needs before your own. We've given you a great gift, a chance to fight for the good of all Kree.\nCarol Danvers: I want to serve.\nSupreme Intelligence: Then master yourself; what was given can be taken away.\nCarol Danvers: I won't let you down.\nSupreme Intelligence: We'll know soon enough. You have a mission. Serve well and with honor.\nAtt-Lass: This can't be good.\nKorath: It must be another Skrull attack.\nBron-Char: Whatever it is, it's big.\nMinn-Erva: Has a Skrull ever simmed you?\nKorath: Once. It was deeply disturbing.\nCarol Danvers: Why?\nKorath: Because I stared into the face of my mortal enemy and the face staring back was my own.\nCarol Danvers: Well maybe if you were more attractive then it would be less disturbing.\nKorath: You think you're funny, but I'm not laughing.\nAtt-Lass: You never laugh.\nKorath: I laugh on the inside. I'm not doing it now.\nBron-Char: It's funny cause objectively speaking, you're quite handsome.\nKorath: Well thank you.\nYon-Rogg: Listen up team! Knock it off. Alright, prepare for a search and rescue of our spy, Soh-Larr. The Skrulls have invaded yet another border planet, this time Torfa. Soh-Larr sent a warning signal, which we've intercepted, that his cover's blown. The Skrull General Talos has sent kill units to find him. Should they reach him before we do, the intelligence he has acquired over three years is as good as theirs. The accusors will bomb a Skrull stronghold here in the south. We slip in, we locate Soh-Larr and we get out, leaving them none the wiser. The Torfa populace; we are not to interfere with them nor them with us. Nothing compromises the security of our mission. Proceed with caution. Follow protocol before extracting him. This is a dangerous mission, we must all be ready to join the collective if that is our fate today. For the good of all Kree!\nVers, Bron-Char, Korath, Minn-Erva And Att-Lass: For the good of all Kree!\nYon-Rogg: Vers, track Soh-Larr's beacon. Att-Lass and Minn-Erva find elevation.\nMinn-Erva: Locals on the periphery. Maybe a dozen.\nYon-Rogg: Minn-Erva?\nMinn-Erva: Do you read me? Anybody copy?\nYon-Rogg: Repeat.\nCarol Danvers: His beacon's coming from that temple. Let's move.\nYon-Rogg: No. This is the perfect spot for an ambush. Only one way in, only one way out.\nBron-Char: And we have to pass the locals.\nYon-Rogg: We don't know if they are locals. Too risky.\nCarol Danvers: You don't have to go with me. I'll go alone.\nYon-Rogg: No! You won't. Right. Keep a close radius, we lose comms we meet back at the Helion. Come on.\nMinn-Erva: Att-Lass, you getting this?\nAtt-Lass: Copy. I see them.\nYon-Rogg: Get back!\nBron-Char: Commander!\nYon-Rogg: Get back. Back! Minn-Erva, do you have eyes on this? Get back! Minn-Erva!\nMinn-Erva: Does anybody copy?\nYon-Rogg: I don't want to hurt you. Get back! Stay back!\nAtt-Lass: They're locals. I found two dead, no green. They're just starving.\nCarol Danvers: HGX-78\nSoh-Larr: TRT79-VVX6\nBron-Char: Get back!\nYon-Rogg: Skrulls! Vers? Skrulls! It's an ambush. Vers!\nBron-Char: Incoming!\nYon-Rogg: Back to the Helion! Vers? Do you copy?\nCarol Danvers: How did you know the code?\nTalos: How about I tell you my secret? When you tell me yours?\nSkrull Tech: Let's open her up.\nTalos: Where are we?\nSkrull Scientist: Stand by.\nMaria Rambeau: Where's your head at?\nCarol Danvers: In the clouds. Where's yours?\nMaria Rambeau: On my shoulders. About to show these boys how to do it. You ready?\nCarol Danvers: Higher, further, faster baby.\nMaria Rambeau: That's right.\nTalos: This can't be right. Go back even further.\nBoy: You're going too fast. You need to go slow.\nTalos: Who is this person? Are we in the right...?\nJoseph Danvers: What the hell are you thinking? You don't belong out here!\nSkrull Scientist: I think we went back too far.\nCarol Danvers: You let him drive.\nSkrull Scientist: Let me try something.\nCadets: You don't belong out here! You're not strong enough! You'll kill yourself!\nDrill Instructor: They'll never let you fly.\nTalos: Am I the only one who's confused here?\nPilot: You're a decent pilot, but you're too emotional. You do know why they call it a cockpit, don't you?\nVers' Brother: Huge rumble throughout the cosmos shook the moon and the sun and the stars in the sky. And so, little Alouette flew up throughout the night.\nCarol Danvers: Did you see her? It's Alouette.\nMaria Rambeau: Get your butt's inside, it's time to eat.\nCarol Danvers: Prepare for takeoff Lieutenant Trouble.\nTalos: Charming memory.\nSkrull Scientist: Hang on. I think I got it.\nWendy Lawson: Goose likes you. She doesn't typically take to people.\nCarol Danvers: Early start to your morning.\nWendy Lawson: Ah. Late night actually, I can't sleep when there's work to do. Sound familiar?\nCarol Danvers: Flying airplanes never feels like work.\nWendy Lawson: Wonderful view isn't it?\nCarol Danvers: I prefer the view from up there.\nWendy Lawson: You'll get there soon enough Ace.\nTalos: Wait, wait, wait. That's her. Get her back.\nSkrull Scientist: Stand by.\nWendy Lawson: Sound familiar? Wonderful view isn't it?\nCarol Danvers: I prefer the view from up there.\nWendy Lawson: You'll get there soon enough...\nTalos: What's that on her shirt? I couldn't read it.\nWendy Lawson: Sound familiar? Wonderful view isn't it?\nCarol Danvers: I prefer the view from up there.\nWendy Lawson: You'll get there soon enough...\nTalos: Focus.\nCarol Danvers: Excuse me?\nTalos: Look down. Focus. Pegasus, Dr. Wendy Lawson. That's her.\nCarol Danvers: Can you hear that?\nTalos: Do we have the location?\nSkrull Tech: Got it.\nTalos: Now track Lawson until we find the energy signature. Interesting. Huh. Hold on. Go back right before this. Go back.\nCarol Danvers: That's no MIG, Lawson.\nTalos: This is it. Now, let me see where you're headed. That's right, look at the coordinates. Focus. Open, please. That's it. That's it. You're almost there.You're almost there. Don't fight it. Focus! Get her back. Get her back now!\nSkrull Scientist: This doesn't make any sense.\nTalos: Do we have any information we can act on?\nSkrull Scientist: Just that Lawson was somewhere on the Planet C53. We're on our way.\nTalos: Then dig, dig, dig, deeper. Lawson is our link to that lightspeed engine! And everything we're after... Oh. That did something. Try that again.\nSkrull: Oh-uh.\nTalos: Not yet!\nCarol Danvers: What did you do to me?\nTalos: We're just after a little information.\nCarol Danvers: What did you put in my head?\nTalos: Nothing that wasn't already there.\nCarol Danvers: But those aren't my memories.\nTalos: Yeah, its like a bad trip in there. I'm not surprised you can't keep it straight. They really did a number on you.\nCarol Danvers: Enough of your mind games! What do you want?\nTalos: We're looking for the location of a Doctor Lawson and her light speed engine.\nCarol Danvers: I don't know any Doctor Lawson.\nTalos: Then why is she in your head?\nCarol Danvers: You wouldn't know how these things come off would ya? No? Fine. Hey!\nTalos: Leaving so soon? We're just getting to know each other.\nCarol Danvers: Vers to Star Force Command. Do you read me? Hello? Do you copy? Hi, I'm Vers. Kree Star Force. Is this C-53? Do you understand me? Is my universal translator working?\nSecurity Officer: Yeah, I understand you.\nCarol Danvers: Oh, good. Are you in charge of security for this district?\nSecurity Officer: Sort of. The movie theatre has its own guy.\nCarol Danvers: Where can I find communications equipment? Thank you.\nTalos: Track the pod, find the girl. She knows more than she knows. Hey, this one's taken.\nCarol Danvers: Come on.\nYon-Rogg: Vers. Verify, CTC39.\nCarol Danvers: GRX31600, and I'm fine thank you for asking. Is everyone ok, what happened?\nYon-Rogg: Skrull ambush. I thought we'd lost you. Did you find Soh-Larr?\nCarol Danvers: It wasn't Soh-Larr. Talos simmed him, even knew his code.\nYon-Rogg: That's impossible. That code was buried in his unconscious.\nCarol Danvers: The Skrulls messed with my mind. The machine that they used, I think it was how they extracted Soh-Larr's code.\nYon-Rogg: Vers, where are you?\nCarol Danvers: I'm on planet C-53. The Skrulls are looking for someone named Lawson.\nYon-Rogg: Who?\nCarol Danvers: She's... who I see...\nYon-Rogg: She's what? Vers. Vers, what?\nCarol Danvers: She's a scientist. They think that she's cracked the code on light speed tech. I have to get to her before they do, or else they'll be able to invade new galaxies.\nYon-Rogg: No. You've been caught once already. How far to C-53?\nBron-Char: Closest jump point is 22 hours.\nYon-Rogg: Vers. Hold your position until we get there, keep your comms online so that we can contact you.\nCarol Danvers: No! What if they get a hold of it before...\nYon-Rogg: Vers? Vers!\nKorath: If the Skrulls have got to her, she's compromised.\nYon-Rogg: She's stronger than you think.\nBron-Char: Have you visited C-53?\nMinn-Erva: Once, it's a real shithole.\nPhil Coulson: You call this in?\nNick Fury: Excuse me miss, do you know anything about a lady who went through the roof of that Blockbuster over there? Witness says she was dressed for laser tag.\nCarol Danvers: Oh. Yeah, I think she went that way.\nNick Fury: Ah. I'd like to ask you some questions. Maybe give you the 4-1-1 on late night drop-bys. Could I see some identification, please?\nCarol Danvers: Vers. Kree Star Force. We don't carry identification on metal cards.\nNick Fury: Vers. Star Force. How long are you planning on being in town?\nCarol Danvers: Oh, I'll be out of your hair as soon as I track down the Skrulls which are infiltrating your planet.\nNick Fury: Skrulls?\nCarol Danvers: Shape-shifters. They can transform into any lifeform down to the DNA. Oh boy, you guys don't have a clue do you?\nNick Fury: Oh, oh, oh, oh. Hold on. How do we know that you're not one of those... shapeshifters?\nCarol Danvers: Congratulations Agent Fury. You have finally asked a relevant question.\nNick Fury: Oh! Congratulations to you Star Force Lady. You're under arrest.\nStan Lee: Trust me, true believer. Trust me- Trust me, true believer.\nPhil Coulson: Train's heading for a tunnel up ahead.\nNick Fury: Let's greet them at the station.\nPhil Coulson: Fury, this is Agent Colson. Umm, I'm still here at the Blockbuster and where did everybody go? I've finished collecting evidence.\nBiker: Nice scuba suit. Line up honey, heh? Got a smile for me?\nMedical Examiner: All life on Earth is carbon-based, not this guy. Whatever he runs on, it's not on the periodic table.\nNick Fury: You're saying he's not from around here?\nMedical Examiner: Hey, how's your eye?\nNick Fury: Well, I'd say fine. But it can't believe what it's seeing.\nDirector: You said, that this thing looked like Coulson?\nNick Fury: Talked like him too.\nDirector: The woman said that there were more?\nNick Fury: The word she used was infiltration.\nDirector: Belive her?\nNick Fury: Not 'till I say this.\nDirector: What's your plan?\nNick Fury: I got to find Blockbuster girl. I got word on a motorcycle thief which fits her description. She can tell us why these lizards are here, maybe she can tell us how to kick them to the curb.\nDirector: Good. Do it alone though. Can't trust anyone. Not even our own men.\nNick Fury: Yes sir.\nDirector: Wow, they're ugly bastards aren't they?\nMedical Examiner: Yeah, well. They're not Brad Pitt sir.\nDirector: Safe journey to the beyond my friend. I will finish what we started.\nMedical Examiner: I wouldn't get too close there boss.\nDirector: No-one in or out.\nBartender: What can I get ya?\nCarol Danvers: Where was this photograph taken?\nBartender: At an airport?\nCarol Danvers: Where's Pegasus?\nNick Fury: That's classified. Not unlike the file I started on you. But I see you changed it up a bit since then. Grunge is a good look for you.\nCarol Danvers: Did you have a rough day Agent Fury?\nNick Fury: It's cool. You know, space invasion, big car chase, got to watch an alien autopsy. Typical 9 to 5.\nCarol Danvers: So you saw one?\nNick Fury: I was never one to believe in aliens. But I can't unsee that.\nCarol Danvers: This is gonna get a little awkward but I gotta ask.\nNick Fury: You think I'm one of those green things.\nCarol Danvers: Can't be too careful.\nNick Fury: You are looking at 100 percent red-blooded Earthman.\nCarol Danvers: I'm afraid I'm gonna need proof.\nNick Fury: We talking cheek swab or urine sample.\nCarol Danvers: No. The DNA would match.\nNick Fury: Well my AOL password.\nCarol Danvers: Skrulls can only assume recent memories of their host bodies.\nNick Fury: Oh oh! You wanna get personal.\nCarol Danvers: Where were you born?\nNick Fury: Huntsville, Alabama. But technically I don't remember that part.\nCarol Danvers: Name of your first pet.\nNick Fury: Mr. Snuffers.\nCarol Danvers: Mr. Snuffers?\nNick Fury: That's what I said. Did I pass?\nCarol Danvers: Not yet. First job?\nNick Fury: Soldier, straight out of high school. Got the ranks of full breed Colonel.\nCarol Danvers: And then?\nNick Fury: Spy.\nCarol Danvers: Where?\nNick Fury: It was the Cold War, we were everywhere. Uh... Belfast, Bucharest, Belgrade, Budapest.\nCarol Danvers: Now?\nNick Fury: Been riding a desk for the past few years, trying to figure out where our future enemies are coming from. Never occurred to me that they'd be coming from above.\nCarol Danvers: Name a detail so bizarre a Skrull could never fabricate it.\nNick Fury: If toast is cut diagonally, I can't eat it. You didn't need that did you?\nCarol Danvers: No. No, I didn't. But I enjoyed it.\nNick Fury: Ok. Your turn. Prove you're not a Skrull. And how is that supposed to prove to me that your not a Skrull?\nCarol Danvers: It's a photon blast.\nNick Fury: And...?\nCarol Danvers: A Skrull can't do that. So a full-bred colonel turned spy turned SHIELD agent must have pretty high-security clearance. Where's Pegasus?\nNick Fury: So the Skrulls are alien races which infiltrate and overtake alien planets. And you're a Kree, a race of noble warriors.\nCarol Danvers: Heroes. Noble warrior heroes.\nNick Fury: So um. What do Skrulls want with Dr. Lawson?\nCarol Danvers: They believe she developed a light speed engine at Pegasus.\nNick Fury: Light speed engine? I've got to admit, that's not the craziest thing I've heard today.\nCarol Danvers: Well, it's still early.\nNick Fury: And you, what do you want?\nCarol Danvers: To stop the Skrulls before they become unstoppable.\nNick Fury: And...? Look, war is a universal language. I know a rogue soldier when I see one, you've got a personal stake in this.\nSecurity Checkpoint: This is a government property, turn your vehicle around.\nNick Fury: Nicholas Joseph Fury, Agent of SHIELD.\nSecurity Checkpoint: Place your thumb on the pad. One moment.\nCarol Danvers: Nicholas Joseph Fury, you have three names?\nNick Fury: Everybody calls me Fury. Not Nicholas, not Joseph, not Nick. Just Fury.\nCarol Danvers: What does your mom call you?\nNick Fury: Fury.\nCarol Danvers: What do you call her?\nNick Fury: Fury.\nCarol Danvers: What about your kids?\nNick Fury: If I have them, they'll call me Fury.\nSecurity Checkpoint: You're cleared for access.\nNick Fury: Thank you. Oh, hold up. You look like somebody's disaffected niece. Put that on.\nCarol Danvers: What is this?\nNick Fury: It's the SHIELD logo.\nCarol Danvers: Does announcing your identity on clothing help with the covert part of your job.\nNick Fury: Said the space soldier who was wearing a rubber suit. Lose the flannel.\nSecurity: How can I help you?\nNick Fury: We're agents of SHIELD.\nCarol Danvers: We're looking for a woman named Lawson.\nNick Fury: A Dr. Wendy Lawson.\nCarol Danvers: Do you know her?\nSecurity: Follow me.\nCarol Danvers: Hmm.\nNick Fury: Are you familiar with the phrase \"Welcome Wagon\"?\nCarol Danvers: No.\nNick Fury: Well, this ain't it.\nCarol Danvers: Is that a communicator?\nNick Fury: Yeah. State-of-the-art two-way pager.\nCarol Danvers: Who are you paging?\nNick Fury: My mom. Don't worry, I didn't mention you. After you.\nCarol Danvers: Impressive.\nNick Fury: Oh. You should see what I can do with a paperclip. Hey, there. How are you? Oh my goodness. Look at you. Just look at you. Aren't you the cutest little thing. Aren't you cute? And what's your name, huh? What's your name? \"Goose\", cool name for a cool cat.\nCarol Danvers: Fury.\nNick Fury: I'll be back. Oh. Let me get my fingerprint out. Just let me unravel this puppy. You sat there and watched me play with tape? When all you had to do was...\nCarol Danvers: I didn't want to steal your thunder. Huh. Lawson. Ha. Lawson's plan for the light-speed engine. I wonder why they terminated the project.\nNick Fury: Um, maybe because she's cuckoo.\nCarol Danvers: Kree glyphs?\nNick Fury: Hmm?\nCarol Danvers: Lawson is not cuckoo. She's Kree.\nNick Fury: Well, she's dead.\nCarol Danvers: What?\nNick Fury: She crashed the ASIS aircraft during an unauthorized test flight. Took a pilot down with her. That's why security here's so unfriendly. They're covering up a billion dollar mistake. Oh, and your light-speed engine is toast.\nCarol Danvers: When did this crash happen?\nNick Fury: Six years ago. 1989.\nCarol Danvers: Who was the pilot?\nNick Fury: Um, most of this thing's redacted but there is a testimonial here from a Maria Rambeau. Last person to see them both alive. You OK?\nCarol Danvers: Mm-hmm.\nNick Fury: Back in a minute.\nWendy Lawson: This isn't about fighting wars. It's about ending them.\nCarol Danvers: I know Lawson was Kree. She was here on C-53 and died in a plane crash. Do you know anything about this?\nYon-Rogg: I just discovered a mission report sent from C-53. There's only so much I'm cleared to tell you Vers, but... Lawson was an undercover Kree operative named Mar-Vell. She was working on a unique energy core. Experimenting with tech that apparently could help us win the war.\nDirector: Still here?\nNick Fury: She's co-operating with the investigation sir.\nDirector: You men stay here. I want to question her alone. Excellent work Nicholas.\nCarol Danvers: Does it say anything about me?\nYon-Rogg: Anything about you? No, of course not. Why would it?\nCarol Danvers: I found evidence that I had a life here.\nYon-Rogg: On C-53?\nCarol Danvers: Mar-Vell is who I see in the Supreme Intelligence. I knew her. And I knew her as Lawson.\nYon-Rogg: This sounds like Skrull simulation Vers.\nCarol Danvers: No its not! 'Cause I remember I was here!\nYon-Rogg: Stop! Remember your training. Know your enemy. It could be you. Do not let your emotions undermine your judgment.\nNick Fury: She's on sub-level 6. I'll get off on 5, take the stairs in case she runs for it. Do a pincer move, like we did in Havana.\nDirector: Right. Like we did in Havana.\nYon-Rogg: We're nearing the jump-point. Leave your beacon on so I can find you. We'll get to the bottom of this Vers. Together.\nCarol Danvers: Ok.\nNick Fury: Vers!... Vers!\nAgent: Fury's colluding with the target.\nPhil Coulson: Then why did he call us in?\nAgent: All I know is that we take him in too. Dead or alive.\nPhil Coulson: Dead or alive?\nDirector: Is it something I said? Now you know, I don't really need these to see. But, they do kinda complete the look. Don't you think?\nCarol Danvers: You called them in?\nNick Fury: My bad!\nAgent: Coulson, you have eyes on them?\nPhil Coulson: They're not down here. Let's try up there.\nNick Fury: What?\nCarol Danvers: Your communicator. You obviously can't be trusted with it.\nNick Fury: Do you know how to fly this thing?\nCarol Danvers: Uh... we'll see.\nNick Fury: That's a yes or no question.\nCarol Danvers: Yes.\nNick Fury: That's what I'm talking about! We've got a stowaway.\nCarol Danvers: Hang on Goose.\nNick Fury: Who's a good kitty huh? Huh Goose? Yes, that's right. Who's a good kitty Goose? You're a good kitty.\nCarol Danvers: See anyone you know? Funny story... I arrived on Hala, near dead, no memory... That was six years ago.\nNick Fury: So you think you're the pilot that went down with Dr Lawson.\nCarol Danvers: I'm saying that the last person to see them alive can probably tell us.\nNick Fury: Maria Rambeau.\nCarol Danvers: Mmhmm. So how do we get to Louisianna?\nNick Fury: Due East. Hang a right at Memphis.\nCarol Danvers: That agent, that stopped the Skrulls from fighting us...\nNick Fury: Coulson. New guy. Guess he doesn't hate me yet.\nCarol Danvers: Yeah well, give him time.\nNick Fury: I guess he had a feeling, went with his gut against orders. It's a really hard thing to do. That's what keeps us human.\nCarol Danvers: I get in trouble for that. A lot.\nNick Fury: I see that about you. Rescuing the guy how sold you out to the Skrulls. I guess that's not standard Kree operating procedure.\nCarol Danvers: Well, I won't tell your boss if you don't tell mine.\nYon-Rogg: Ronan.\nRonan: The Accusors have completed their operation but the greater mission was a failure thanks to your team.\nYon-Rogg: It was a trap. To lure our operative Vers to talk for her kidnapper.\nRonan: Give us the location, we'll take care of the terrorist threat.\nYon-Rogg: By bombing them out of the galaxy. No. We'll handle this.\nRonan: Several Skrulls anywhere is a threat to Kree everywhere. Where are they?\nKorath: They are...\nYon-Rogg: Lost. They are lost, for now. But we will find them.\nRonan: Do so, or we will.\nYon-Rogg: Maintain the course for C-53.\nCarol Danvers: Excuse me, I'm looking for Maria Rambeau.\nMonica Rambeau: Aunty Carol? Mom, it's Aunty Carol! I knew it, everybody said you were dead but we knew they were lying.\nCarol Danvers: I'm not really who you think I am.\nMaria Rambeau: That is the craziest shit I have ever heard.\nMonica Rambeau: Green-transforming aliens? There's no such thing.\nNick Fury: You're absolutely right, young lady. There is no such thing. 'Cause if there were, we would want to keep that to ourselves.\nCarol Danvers: You don't believe me.\nMonica Rambeau: No way. That's so cool.\nNick Fury: Oh, ho. She can do a lot more than just make tea with those hands.\nMonica Rambeau: Like what? Show us.\nCarol Danvers: Maybe later.\nMonica Rambeau: I kept all your stuff, I'll go get it.\nCarol Danvers: You want to give her a hand with that?\nNick Fury: Mmm??\nMaria Rambeau: You don't remember anything?\nCarol Danvers: I see... flashes. Little moments, but I can't tell what's real. If I could just piece together what happened that morning, maybe it'll all make sense?\nMaria Rambeau: You woke me up, banging on my door at dawn. Your usual move. Back then we had to get up so early, the Air Force still wasn't letting women fly combat, so testing Lawson's planes was our only shot at doing something that mattered. And you wanted to race to base, in your old Mustang, and I wasn't about to argue, 'cause I knew my Camaro would dominate. But you cheated, took a shortcut.\nCarol Danvers: Since when is a shortcut cheating?\nMaria Rambeau: Since it violates the pre-determined rules of engagement.\nCarol Danvers: I definitely don't remember those.\nMaria Rambeau: Mmm, of course you don't. When I got to the hanger, Lawson was agitated, she said 'she had lives to save'. She was trying to take the Aces up herself, but you said...\nCarol Danvers: 'If there were lives at stake, I would fly the plane.'\nMaria Rambeau: Yup. Big hero moment. The kind of moment we've both been waiting for. The Doc was always unique. That's why I liked her. But, now you're saying she's from another planet.\nCarol Danvers: I know this must be hard for you.\nMaria Rambeau: What, this part right here? No, no. Know what's hard? Losing my best friend, in a mission so secret they act like it never even happened. Hard... is knowing you were out there somewhere, too damn stubborn to die. And now you come up in here after 6 years... with your super-charged fire-hands and you expect me to call you... I don't even know what... 'Vers'? Is that really who you are now?\nCarol Danvers: I don't know.\nMonica Rambeau: Come look. This is me and you on Halloween. I'm Amelia Earhart and you're Janis Joplin. Oh, this is you when you were little, you didn't get along with your parents so Mom said we became your real family. This is us on Christmas. I got more... Here's another picture of when you were little. And this is how you right after you graduated... Oh wait. I forgot, your jacket. Mom doesn't let me wear it anymore after I spilled ketchup on it.\nMaria Rambeau: That was all that survived the crash. Or so we thought.\nCarol Danvers: Don't answer that.\nMaria Rambeau: It's just my neighbor.\nCarol Danvers: They can change into anyone.\nTom: Hi there.\nCarol Danvers: What do you want?\nTom: Ummm...\nMaria Rambeau: Hey Tom. This is my friend Carol.\nTom: Pleased to meet you. Yow! Static electricity out here's no joke. I noted that peculiar bird you got parked by the road, and I was just wondering if you'd mind if I bring the boys over to get a closer looksie?\nCarol Danvers: A closer looksie?\nTom: Yeah.\nCarol Danvers: To see the bird parked out by the road. You're really working overtime to sell this one, aren't you Talos?\nMaria Rambeau: I'm sorry. Tom, this isn't really a good time. I'll come by tomorrow? Okay?\nTom: Uhh...\nMaria Rambeau: Okay.\nTalos: You know, you really should be kinder to your neighbors. You never know when you're gonna need to borrow some sugar. Now, hang on a second, before you go swinging those jazz hands around, making a mess in your friend's house - and... it's a lovely home.\nMaria Rambeau: Oh my God. What the hell?!\nTalos: No one's gonna hurt the girl. Just, don't kill me. That would really complicate the situation.\nNick Fury: I'm about five seconds from complicating that wall with some ugly-ass Skrull brains.\nTalos: I'm sorry I simmed your boss. But now I stand before you as my true self. Without deception.\nCarol Danvers: And who is that, out there?\nTalos: Okay, that's a fair point. But I'm sure that you understand, I had to take some precautions. I saw you crush 20 of my best men with your hands bound. I just wanna talk.\nCarol Danvers: Last time we talked, I ended up hanging from my ankles.\nTalos: That was before I knew who you were. Before I found what made you different from the others. I have an audio recording from Pegasus, of your voice, from a plane crash six years ago. On a device I believe you call a 'black box'.\nMaria Rambeau: They told me it was destroyed in the crash. How'd you get it?\nTalos: Does she not understand? Young lady I have a special skill that kinda allows me to get into places I'm not supposed to be.\nMaria Rambeau: Call me young lady again, and I'm gonna put my foot in a place it's not supposed to be.\nTalos: Am I supposed to guess where that is?\nFury And Maria: Your ass.\nTalos: Okay, I get it. We're all a little on edge here. But look, I just need your help decoding some coordinates. If you sit down, you listen to this, I assure you, it'll be worth your while.\nCarol Danvers: Call your buddy back inside and I'll listen.\nTalos: Deal. Oh my God! Get that thing away! How'd that get in here?\nCarol Danvers: The cat? This isn't what you're afraid of, is it?\nTalos: That's not a cat. That's a Flerken.\nNick Fury: A Flerken?\nMonica Rambeau: Mom? Why can't I listen to?\nCarol Danvers: What's happening?\nNick Fury: It's loading.\nWendy Lawson: Punch in the coordinates. 5229, -47, 8.768, 0.2.\nCarol Danvers: Copy that. Where are we going Doc?\nWendy Lawson: My laboratory.\nCarol Danvers: Your laboratory? What do you mean?\nWendy Lawson: Oh no.\nCarol Danvers: Is that... Wait, what is that? It's not showing up on my radar.\nWendy Lawson: Go Carol. Fly!\nCarol Danvers: That's no MIG, Lawson. Who the hell are they?\nWendy Lawson: Those are the bad guys. Fly faster, now.\nCarol Danvers: Yes, ma'am. What do they want?\nWendy Lawson: Me. My work. I never should have brought you along.\nCarol Danvers: Here come some G's. They're firing backward. Hold on! Bail out! Bail out! Bail out! Stay with me Lawson!\nMaria Rambeau: Danvers, do you copy?\nCarol Danvers: Yeah, I copy. We hit ground.\nMaria Rambeau: Can anyone hear me?\nCarol Danvers: Yeah. I copy! Doc? Your blood... it's blue.\nWendy Lawson: Yeah, but, uh...how's my hair? Help me out. I have to destroy it before they get here.\nCarol Danvers: What? Lawson?\nWendy Lawson: You remember what I said about our work here? What it's for?\nCarol Danvers: ' To end wars?\nWendy Lawson: Yeah. But the wars are bigger than you know. Damn it! My name is not Lawson. My real name, is Mar-Vell and I come from a planet called Hala.\nCarol Danvers: I would say that your delusional but we just got shot down by a spaceship and your blood is blue.\nWendy Lawson: Listen, I spent half my life fighting a shameful war. Now skedaddle before you give me any more regrets. Just remember the coordinates, okay? You've got to save them without me.\nCarol Danvers: Save who? How?\nWendy Lawson: I've got to blow this engine before they find it.\nYon-Rogg: We have no interest in hurting you.\nCarol Danvers: No?! Because all the shooting kinda gave me the wrong impression!\nYon-Rogg: The energy core, where is it?\nCarol Danvers: Pararescue's on the way. You have two minutes until you're surrounded.\nYon-Rogg: Then I see no reason to prolong this conversation.\nCarol Danvers: No wait. You mean that energy core?\nMinn-Erva: Commander, she's still moving. Permission to fire?\nYon-Rogg: Hold your fire.\nMinn-Erva: There's nothing left. The core has been destroyed.\nYon-Rogg: She absorbed its power. She's coming with us.\nCarol Danvers: He lied to me. Everything that I knew was a lie.\nTalos: Now you understand.\nCarol Danvers: What? What do I understand now?\nTalos: Yon-Rogg killed Mar-Vell. He killed her. Because she found out that she was on the wrong side of an unjust war.\nCarol Danvers: No. Your people are terrorists... that kill innocents. I saw the ruins on Torfa.\nTalos: Ruins that the Accusers are responsible for. My people lived as refugees on Torfa. Homeless, ever since we resisted Kree rule and they destroyed our planet. Now the handful of us that are left, will be slaughtered next...unless you will help me finish what Mar-Vell started. The coordinates you found, would've powered a lightspeed ship capable of carrying us to safety. A new home, where the Kree can't reach us.\nMaria Rambeau: Lawson always told us that her work at Pegasus wasn't to fight wars, but to end them.\nTalos: She wanted you to help us find the core.\nCarol Danvers: Well, I already destroyed it.\nTalos: No, you destroyed the engine. The core that powered it is in a remote location. If you help us decode those coordinates, we can find it.\nCarol Danvers: You'll use it to destroy us.\nTalos: We just want a home. You and I lost everything at the hands of the Kree. Can't you see it now? You're not one of them.\nCarol Danvers: You don't know me. You have no idea who I am. I don't even know who I am!\nMaria Rambeau: You are Carol Danvers. You are the woman on that black box risking her life to do the right thing. My best friend... who supported me as a mother, and a pilot when no one else did. You're smart and funny, and a huge pain in the ass. And you are the most powerful person I knew, way before you could shoot fire from your fist. You hear me? You hear me?\nTalos: I know I don't deserve your trust but you were our only lead. We discovered that your energy signature matched Mar-Vell's core. Now, we know why. If only you knew, the importance of it to me. I just need your help decoding the coordinates to Mar-Vell's lab.\nCarol Danvers: Those weren't coordinates. They're safe vectors.\nNick Fury: Orbital positioning and velocity.\nMaria Rambeau: You didn't find her lab on Earth, because it's not on Earth.\nCarol Danvers: That was the location on the day of the crash six years ago. If we track its course, we'll find it, in orbit, right now.\nMaria Rambeau: It's just basic physics.\nTalos: In orbit? Was that so difficult to figure out? I mean, you're my science guy, right?\nCarol Danvers: Yon-Rogg will catch up to you soon. We've got to get the core before he does.\nNick Fury: Mmm. You're going to space?\nCarol Danvers: In what?\nSkrull Scientist: A few tweaks to your vessel should do it. I can handle the modifications.\nNick Fury: Hmm. Your science guy.\nCarol Danvers: Well, I could use a co-pilot.\nMaria Rambeau: No. No, I... I can't. I can't leave Monica.\nMonica Rambeau: Why? It's okay. I can stay with grandma and pop-pop.\nMaria Rambeau: There's no way I'm going baby. It's too dangerous.\nMonica Rambeau: Testing brand new aerospace tech is dangerous. Didn't you used to do that?\nMaria Rambeau: Your plan is to leave the atmosphere in a craft not designed for the journey, and you anticipate hostile encounters with a technologically superior foreign enemy. Correct?\nMonica Rambeau: That's what I'm saying. You have to go.\nMaria Rambeau: Monica...\nMonica Rambeau: You have the chance to fly the coolest mission in the history of missions. And you're gonna give it up to sit on the couch and watch Fresh Prince with me? I just think that you should consider the kind of example you're setting for your daughter.\nCarol Danvers: Your Mom's lucky. When they were handing out kids, they gave her the toughest one. Lieutenant Trouble.\nMonica Rambeau: You remember.\nCarol Danvers: Is that mine? No, no. You hang onto it until I come back. But there is something that I need your help with. I can't wear these Kree colors anymore, and since you're obviously the only person around here with any sense of style...\nMonica Rambeau: No. Uh-uh. Definitely not.\nCarol Danvers: Well, since we're on the same team... How do I look?\nMonica Rambeau: Fresh.\nCarol Danvers: What took you so long?\nYon-Rogg: I'm fine. Thanks for asking.\nCarol Danvers: PRY46-B...\nYon-Rogg: No, no codes. That system is fallible, as we've learned.\nCarol Danvers: Okay, then let's do this.\nYon-Rogg: Who do I see when I commune with the Supreme Intelligence?\nCarol Danvers: The person you most admire and respect, I guess. But you would never tell me who.\nYon-Rogg: And what is your earliest memory of Hala?\nCarol Danvers: The transfusion. Blue blood running through my veins.\nYon-Rogg: Whose blood?\nCarol Danvers: Hmm.\nYon-Rogg: That's my blood that's coursing through her veins. What have you done with her?\nSkrull: You're too late.\nYon-Rogg: She knows? Ronan, Skrulls have infiltrated C-53. Come at once.\nRonan: For the good of all Kree, Commander the infestation will be eradicated.\nCarol Danvers: Passing 500 and climbing.\nTalos: You know, you really shouldn't have that thing on your lap.\nNick Fury: Our little alliance with you is tenuous at best. And as long as he continues to freak you out like that, yeah I'm gonna keep giving him all the love and hugs he needs, right?\nMaria Rambeau: Can I ask you something? Do you just turn into anything you want?\nTalos: Ah well, I have to see it first.\nMaria Rambeau: Can you all do it?\nTalos: Physiologically, yeah. But it takes practice and, um, dare I say it, talent to do it well.\nNick Fury: Can you turn into a cat?\nTalos: What's a cat?\nMaria Rambeau: What about a filing cabinet?\nTalos: Why would I turn into a filing cabinet?\nNick Fury: A venus fly trap. I'll give you $50 right now if you turn into a venus fly trap.\nCarol Danvers: Switching engines from Scramjet to fusion. Buckle up, folks.\nNick Fury: Hey. Is this normal, like space turbulence?\nCarol Danvers: Pretty much. Locking in coordinate grid.\nMaria Rambeau: Where is it?\nTalos: It's here. It's gotta be here.\nNick Fury: Well, is it in front of all that nothing, or behind it?\nComputer: Decloaking activated.\nMaria Rambeau: Is that it? The core?\nCarol Danvers: In her notes, she called it the Tesseract.\nMaria Rambeau: Whoa. What was Lawson doing with all this kid stuff? We're not alone.\nSoren: Talos!\nCarol Danvers: He didn't come here for the Tesseract.\nSoren: It's okay. We didn't know what to do. Mar-Vell warned us not to send a signal for any reason or the Kree would find us.\nTalos: You did the right thing. It's okay, it's okay. She's alright. She's a friend.\nCarol Danvers: I'm not gonna hurt you.\nTalos: She led me to you.\nCarol Danvers: I'm so sorry. I didn't know.\nTalos: Carol, this is war. My hands are filthy from it too. But we're here now. You found my family. This is just the beginning. There's thousands of us separated from each other... scattered throughout the galaxy.\nNick Fury: If I played the same pinball machine for six years I'd have some high scores too.\nYon-Rogg: Fraternizing with the enemy? What did you do to your uniform?\nMinn-Erva: They got in her head. Just like we thought.\nKorath: The Supreme Intelligence will set her straight.\nTalos: You can see they're not soldiers, let them go. You can have me.\nYon-Rogg: And the core?\nCarol Danvers: You lied to me.\nYon-Rogg: I made you a better version of yourself. What's given can be taken away.\nSupreme Intelligence: There she is. Seems like you time on C-53 jogged the old memory. This jacket? It's killer by the way. The music, it's a nice touch.\nCarol Danvers: Let... me... out.\nSupreme Intelligence: No can do.\nCarol Danvers: If you hurt them, I will burn you to the ground.\nSupreme Intelligence: With what exactly? Your powers came from us.\nCarol Danvers: You didn't give me these powers. The blast did.\nSupreme Intelligence: And yet, you've never had the strength to control them on your own.\nScanner: Species: Flerken. Threat: High.\nNick Fury: It's a cat. Not Hannibal Lecter.\nScanner: Species: Human male. Threat: Low to none.\nNick Fury: That thing is clearly busted.\nMinn-Erva: Load the Flerken onto the heli. Eject the others into space.\nSupreme Intelligence: You did good, ace. Thanks to you, those insidious shapeshifters will threaten our borders no more.\nCarol Danvers: I used to believe your lies. But the Skrulls are just fighting for a home. You're talking about destroying them because they won't submit to your rule. And neither will I.\nSupreme Intelligence: We found you. We embraced you as our own.\nCarol Danvers: You stole me. From my home, my family, my friends.\nSupreme Intelligence: It's cute how hard you try. Remember... without us...you're weak. You're flawed. Helpless. We saved you. Without us... you're only human.\nCarol Danvers: You're right. I'm only human.\nSupreme Intelligence: On Hala, you were reborn. Vers.\nCarol Danvers: My name... is Carol.\nKorath: She's trying to break out.\nCarol Danvers: I've been fighting with one arm tied behind my back. But what happens...when I'm finally set free?\nNick Fury: You know you're glowing, right?\nCarol Danvers: I'll explain it later. Take the Tesseract, leaving the lunchbox.\nNick Fury: Me?\nCarol Danvers: Yes.\nNick Fury: I'm not touching that thing.\nCarol Danvers: Want me to get you an oven mitt? Get the Skrulls in the QuadJet and go. Take the Flerken with you.\nMaria Rambeau: What about you?\nCarol Danvers: I'll buy you some time!\nNick Fury: I'm picking you up now. I'm trusting you not to eat me.\nCarol Danvers: Hey Guys. Arm-wrestle for the Tesseract.\nYon-Rogg: I used to find you amusing. Let's put an end to this!\nMaria Rambeau: Okay.\nNick Fury: Good kitty.\nCarol Danvers: You knew all along. Is that why we never hung out?\nMinn-Erva: No. I just never liked you.\nKree: Hey! In a hurry?\nAtt-Lass: Don't make me do this.\nCarol Danvers: Okay.\nNick Fury: Now! Come on! Do your thing. Come on! Dammit, Goose. Pick a side.\nKree: Take them to the hangar too. We'll blast them all into space.\nTalos: Play it cool. Just like Havana. Do you have the thing?\nNick Fury: Flerken kitty ate it.\nKree: Come on. Move. Move!\nTalos: Follow my lead. Cover her eyes. Get on the ship. Let's go, let's go.\nYon-Rogg: Nice diversion.\nCarol Danvers: I could've swore, I put it in there.\nYon-Rogg: Minn-Erva, take them down on a dropship.\nMinn-Erva: On it.\nNick Fury: You all right, friend?\nTalos: Never... better.\nMaria Rambeau: We've got a bogey. Coming in hot.\nNick Fury: Ha ha!\nMaria Rambeau: Yes! Boom!\nNick Fury: What the hell was that?\nRonan: Deploy ballistic warheads.\nAccuser: That's impossible.\nRonan: C-53 doesn't have a defense system advanced enough to destroy our warheads.\nAccuser: That's not their defense system, Ronan.\nRonan: Take her down. Return to the jump point. We'll be back for the weapon.\nAccuser: The core?\nRonan: The woman.\nYon-Rogg: I'm so proud of you. You've come a long way since I found you that day by the lake. But can you keep your emotions in check long enough to take me on? Or will it get the better of you, as always? I always told you... you'll be ready, the day you can knock me down as yourself. This is that moment. This is that moment, Vers! Turn off the light show, and prove, prove to me, you can beat me without...\nCarol Danvers: I have nothing to prove to you.\nComputer: Destination: Hala.\nYon-Rogg: I can't go back empty-handed.\nCarol Danvers: You won't be empty-handed. I'm sending you with a message. Tell the Supreme Intelligence that I'm coming to end it. The war, the lies, all of it.\nYon-Rogg: You can't do this.\nNick Fury: That was a close call, huh, Goosey? Huh? The bad guy's still in there somewhere- Oh! MOTHER FLERKEN!!!\nMaria Rambeau: You okay?\nNick Fury: Yeah. It's just a scratch.\nTalos: No...\nCarol Danvers: I can't believe you got into the raddest dogfight ever.\nMaria Rambeau: I'd say you arrived just in time.\nNick Fury: That's some nifty flying you did out there. SHIELD could always use a good pilot like you.\nMaria Rambeau: I'll consider it. As long as you don't call my flying nifty again. How's your eye?\nNick Fury: Getting better every second.\nCarol Danvers: Just so I'm clear, you were Soh-Larr, and the SHIELD agent?\nNick Fury: Keller. Tied my boss up, stole his identity.\nTalos: I borrowed his likeness. I'm no thief.\nSoren: It's a little like thief.\nTalos: Whose side are you on?\nNick Fury: You're good to go here til you recover, but you and your family will need a new look.\nTalos: I could go back to being your boss.\nNick Fury: Please don't.\nTalos: Come on. I love sporting his beautiful blue eyes.\nMonica Rambeau: No way, you guys have the best eyes. Don't ever change your eyes.\nCarol Danvers: I'll help you find a home. Finish what Mar-Vell started.\nMonica Rambeau: They can stay here with us, can't they, Mom?\nMaria Rambeau: They won't be safe here, baby. Auntie Carol is right. They need their own home.\nCarol Danvers: I'll be back before you know it.\nMonica Rambeau: Maybe I can fly up and meet you halfway.\nNick Fury: Only if you learn to glow, like your Auntie Carol.\nMonica Rambeau: Or maybe I'll build a spaceship. You don't know.\nCarol Danvers: He doesn't. Keep the Tesseract on Earth. Hidden.\nNick Fury: You're sure that's what Marvel would want?\nCarol Danvers: Mar-Vell.\nNick Fury: That's what I said.\nCarol Danvers: It's two words. Mar-Vell.\nNick Fury: Mar-Vell. Marvel sounds a lot better. You know, like the Marvelettes? 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Oh, yeah, wait a minute Mr. Postman. Ay, ay, ay, ay, Mr. Postman. 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Not ringing any bells?\nCarol Danvers: Keep singing. Maybe it'll come back to me. I upgraded it. Range should be, a couple galaxies, at least.\nNick Fury: What? You think I'm gonna crank call you?\nCarol Danvers: For emergencies only. Okay?\nNick Fury: Well, if you're ever passing back through this galaxy, be sure to give a brother a shout.\nMonica Rambeau: We got the ketchup stain off.\nCarol Danvers: Thanks, Lieutenant Trouble. It's hard for me to say goodbye, too.\nMaria Rambeau: Go on.\nPhil Coulson: Glad to have you back, sir. This came for you. So, is it true? That the Kree burned your eye out because you refused to give them the Tesseract?\nNick Fury: I'll neither confirm nor deny the facts of that story.\nPhil Coulson: Understood. I'm sorry to report that we still haven't found the Tesseract.\nNick Fury: I'm sure it will turn up somewhere.\nPhil Coulson: I'll let you know when it does.\nNick Fury: Then what?\nPhil Coulson: Sir?\nNick Fury: We have no idea what other intergalactic threats are out there. And our one-woman security force had a prior commitment on the other side of the universe. SHIELD alone can't protect us. We need to find more.\nPhil Coulson: More weapons?\nNick Fury: More heroes.\nPhil Coulson: You think we can find others like her?\nNick Fury: We found her and we weren't even looking.\nPhil Coulson: Get some rest, sir. You got a big decision to make.\nSteve Rogers: This is a nightmare.\nNatasha Romanoff: I've had better nightmares.\nJames Rhodes: Hey. So that thing just stopped doing whatever the hell it was doing.\nNatasha Romanoff: What have we got?\nBruce Banner: Whatever the signal is sending, it finally creeped off.\nSteve Rogers: I thought we bypassed the battery.\nJames Rhodes: We did. It's still plugged in, it just... it just stopped.\nSteve Rogers: Reboot and send the signal again.\nBruce Banner: We don't even know what this is.\nNatasha Romanoff: Fury did. Just do it, please. You tell me the second you get a signal. I want to know who's on the other end of that thing.\nCarol Danvers: Where's Fury?"}