Mr. Treeger: Ohhh, man!!
Joey Tribbiani: What is that?
Chandler Bing: Treeger's snaking the shower drain.
Mr. Treeger: What in the name of hell?
Joey Tribbiani: Maybe he found you flip-flop.
Chandler Bing: Hey!
Joey Tribbiani: Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I must've hit something on the remote.
Chandler Bing: Do we pay for this?
Joey Tribbiani: No, we didn't even pay our cable bill-maybe this is how they punish us.
Chandler Bing: Maybe we shouldn't pay our phone bill-free phone sex.
Joey Tribbiani: Maybe we shouldn't pay our gas bill?
Mr. Treeger: Whoa, hey, that lady's all kinds of naked.
Chandler Bing: Yeah, Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just, came on!
Mr. Treeger: Yeah, it happened to me once. I was just flipping through the channels and bam! It was like finding money.
Chandler Bing: Like finding money with naked people on it!
Mr. Treeger: Then I made the mistake of turning off the TV, I never got it back again. And I'm sad.
Joey Tribbiani: Why would he turn off the TV?
Rachel Green: All right, y'know what, come on, do we really have to watch this while we eat?
Chandler Bing: We don't know what could make this go away.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, so no one touches the remote. And no one touches the TV!
Chandler Bing: And no one touches the air around the TV!
Joey Tribbiani: Imagine a protective porn bubble if you will, okay?
Monica Geller: Well at least, I'm going to mute it.
Chandler Bing: We still have porn.
Joey Tribbiani: Hey.
Phoebe Buffay: Hi!
Monica Geller: Hi!
Rachel Green: Honey, what are you doing? That's too heavy.
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah.
Rachel Green: Give it here. Oh, God.
Monica Geller: Okay.
Phoebe Buffay: Ohh, I'm getting too pregnant for this, lugging around a stupid massage table. Y'know, I have to find a job where I carrying a smaller table.
Chandler Bing: Or a job where you don't have to carry a table.
Phoebe Buffay: You mean like a doctor?
Joey Tribbiani: Pheebs! You're blocking the porn! Look out!
Phoebe Buffay: Ohh! Oh my. Oh, that reminds me, I have to see my OB-GYN today.
Ross Geller: Hi.
Monica Geller: Hi.
Ross Geller: So uh, Emily just went to the airport.
Monica Geller: Oh. Why didn't you take her?
Ross Geller: Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And y'know, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so...
Monica Geller: You must feel horrible. Hey! The guys have free porn!
Ross Geller: Nah.
Monica Geller: Hey, cheer up! You're gonna see her again, right?
Ross Geller: Well I, that's the thing, I don't know! I mean, whenever I brought it up with her she said, "This is so fantastic! Why do we have to talk about the future? Let's just enjoy..."
Monica Geller: No-no-no, don't-don't do the accent. You've got to see her again.
Ross Geller: And why do you care so much?
Monica Geller: Because! You could get to live out my fantasy!
Ross Geller: You had fantasies about Emily?
Monica Geller: No! Y'know, the fantasy! Meet someone from a strange land, fall in madly love, and spend the rest of your lives together.
Ross Geller: Is that why in junior high you were the only one that hung out with that Ukrainian kid?
Monica Geller: Yeah that, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything!
Ross Geller: Ahh.
Monica Geller: Do you love her?
Ross Geller: We said it was only going to be two weeks, y'know?
Monica Geller: You love her!
Ross Geller: What-what is love really?
Monica Geller: Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. You're probably just gonna catch her just as she's about to go to the gate. You're gonna call out her name and say, "I love you!" And she's gonna say, "I love you, too!" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.
Ross Geller: I am a good kisser.
Monica Geller: Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in... I've been watching too much porn.
Rachel Green: Is that the heartbeat?
The Doctor: That's it.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh my God!
Rachel Green: Oh wow! This is so cool.
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
Phoebe Buffay: Why don't take care of this one, and should I get pregnant again, I'll hold onto your card, okay?
The Doctor: No, I'm getting three separate heartbeats.
Phoebe Buffay: Three? You guys were worried I wouldn't even have one!
The Doctor: Doctors are wrong all the time.
Phoebe Buffay: Well, yeah.
Rachel Green: Well, so, are-are you sure that there are three?!
The Doctor: Definitely.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months I'm going to have three full grown babies just walkin' around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And it's gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!
The Doctor: Actually, giving birth to three babies isn't that different from giving birth to one.
Phoebe Buffay: What do you know?!
Alice Knight: Oh-oh, Phoebe!
Phoebe Buffay: Ooh! Hi!
Alice Knight: Hi! So, how did it go at the doctors?
Phoebe Buffay: Oh well, okay, hey, y'know how when you're umm, you're walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, that's nice?"
Frank Buffay Jr.: Yes.
Phoebe Buffay: Okay, yeah well, good news, you're going to have three babies.
Alice Knight: Three babies?
Frank Buffay Jr.: I finally got my band!
Alice Knight: We're gonna have a big family, I've always wanted a big family!
Phoebe Buffay: Oh God, I'm so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Frank Buffay Jr.: Why would we be freaked?
Phoebe Buffay: No, no maybe 'cause it's harder to raise them, and the added expense, and...
Frank Buffay Jr.: Oh.
Alice Knight: Right.
Phoebe Buffay: No, back to happy. Back to happy!
Alice Knight: No-no-no, no, it's going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Y'know it'll-it'll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Frank Buffay Jr.: Yeah, I've been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Alice Knight: No, Frank.
Phoebe Buffay: No you can't quit college! No! You're in college? Really?
Frank Buffay Jr.: Yeah, refrigerator college.
Alice Knight: Yeah.
Frank Buffay Jr.: Yeah, y'know when we found out we were going to have a baby, y'know I figured y'know like I should y'know have like a career-and I love refrigerators!
Phoebe Buffay: You can't give up on your dream.
Frank Buffay Jr.: No, it's okay. We're-we're gonna have three kids! And that's-that's a different kind of dream. Three kids and no money.
Ticket Agent: This is the boarding call for Flight 009.
Ross Geller: Emily!
Emily Waltham: Oh my God! What are you doing here?
Ross Geller: I just, I had to see you one more time before you took-off.
Emily Waltham: You are so sweet.
Ross Geller: That's, that's, that's a big candy bar. I had the most amazing time with you.
Emily Waltham: Me too.
Ticket Agent: This is the final boarding call for Flight 009.
Emily Waltham: Well, that' me. Here, have this. I'm only allowed one piece of carryon anyway.
Ross Geller: Wait uh, listen. I-I, I have to tell you something. Umm, I've been thinking, I'm just gonna come out and say it. Okay? I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you.
Emily Waltham: Oh. Thank you.
Ross Geller: That's no problem.
Rachel Green: What's that song? It has been in my head all day long.
Chandler Bing: It's the theme from Good Will Humping.
Rachel Green: Y'know who doesn't even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah right.
Rachel Green: No, he told me. He prefers to leave certain things to the imagination.
Chandler Bing: Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?
Rachel Green: Yes!
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, he likes porn.
Monica Geller: Where ya going?
Rachel Green: I'm going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. Hey, Pheebs!
Phoebe Buffay: Hey.
Joey Tribbiani: Hey!
Monica Geller: How did it go with Frank and Alice?
Phoebe Buffay: Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you about, 'cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me.
Chandler Bing: They don't really talk to us about that kind of stuff. I can get you some free white out though.
Monica Geller: Ohh! Did you do what I said? Did-did-did you tell her?
Ross Geller: I did.
Monica Geller: And well, what did she say?
Ross Geller: Thank you.
Monica Geller: Oh, you're totally welcome! What'd she say?
Ross Geller: She said, "Thank you." I said, "I love you." And she said, "Thank you."
Chandler Bing: Whoa-whoa, wait a minute, did you say, you love her?
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, what were you trying to get her to do?!
Ross Geller: What do I do now?
Joey Tribbiani: You play hard to get.
Ross Geller: She already lives in London.
Joey Tribbiani: Then you go to Tokyo.
Chandler Bing: All right look, forget it, forget it. You told her you love her, it's over.
Monica Geller: It is not over! You're over!
Chandler Bing: What?
Monica Geller: You know!
Chandler Bing: Okay. Good one.
Monica Geller: It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldn't, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go!
Ross Geller: Okay! Okay! But if she doesn't call, it is definitely over! No, wait. Wait. Unless, eventually, I call her, y'know just to she what's going on, and, and she says she'll call me back, but then she doesn't. Then it's over.
Joey Tribbiani: Way to be strong, man!
Rachel Green: Hey!
Chandler Bing: Hi! Listen, can we watch cartoons on your television? We need a porn break. We spent the last two hours watching In & Out & In, Again.
Rachel Green: Well, so, why don't you just turn it off?
Chandler Bing: Because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn.
Phoebe Buffay: Ooh, good, you're hear! Okay.
Monica Geller: Hey!
Phoebe Buffay: Hi!
Rachel Green: Well, what-what 'cha got there?
Phoebe Buffay: Oh this, well I'm glad you asked. Now, don't you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? Ahh! Now, I know what you're thinking...
Chandler Bing: Pregnant Woman Slays Four?
Monica Geller: Phoebe, they didn't make you pay for those knives, did they?
Phoebe Buffay: No!
Monica Geller: Are you sure?
Phoebe Buffay: No!
Rachel Green: Honey, you're not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.
Phoebe Buffay: No-no, I know that, but I just have to make enough money for the second part of my plan.
Chandler Bing: What's the second part of your plan?
Phoebe Buffay: My Saturn dealership.
Ross Geller: Hello?
Emily Waltham: Ross.
Ross Geller: Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?
Emily Waltham: It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.
Ross Geller: No, no, that-that, that's all right. Umm, I'm just glad you called.
Emily Waltham: Ross umm, there's something that I've got to tell you, there's-there's someone else.
Ross Geller: Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America?
Ross Geller: She doesn't know which one of us she wants, me or this Colin guy.
Monica Geller: This isn't how it's supposed to go, there can't be another guy.
Ross Geller: Well...
Monica Geller: Of course there's another guy!! This is even more perfect! Now you have to prove your love!
Ross Geller: I'm not proving anything. Okay, I'm done listening to you. If I hadn't let you talk me into going to the airport in the first place, I never would've put my fist through the wall!
Chandler Bing: You put your fist through the wall?
Ross Geller: No, I missed and hit the door. But, it opened really hard!
Monica Geller: You have to go to London!
Ross Geller: What?
Monica Geller: Yeah, you have to go fight for her!
Joey Tribbiani: Oh yeah, sure, that makes sense. Yeah. 'Cause you already told her you love her and she didn't say it back, then she called you and told you that there's another guy, so yeah, go to London that'll scare her!
Monica Geller: When Rachel was with Paulo, what did you do?
Ross Geller: I made fun of his accent.
Monica Geller: You sat back and let him have her, you didn't fight at all. Am I right? Do you want the same thing to happen with Emily?
Ross Geller: No.
Monica Geller: All right then, go fight for her! Go to London! I mean, that could be you and Emily! That, but-but nicer. Just, go to London!
Ross Geller: Really?
Monica Geller: Come on! Surprise her! Show up at her doorstep! Don't let her go without a fight!
Ross Geller: All right. All right, I'm gonna do it!
Monica Geller: All right.
Ross Geller: I'm gonna, I'm gonna go to London and I'm going to fight for her.
Monica Geller: Okay, good luck!
Joey Tribbiani: Ross! Ross! If you're going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars?
Rachel Green: Hey!
Phoebe Buffay: Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! I'm gonna open up my own massage place and Frank's gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesn't have to quit school!
Monica Geller: That's sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?
Rachel Green: Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised...
Phoebe Buffay: I'm telling it! I'm telling it!
Rachel Green: Okay.
Phoebe Buffay: Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what I've got?
Chandler Bing: A place where no one will ever get out alive?
Phoebe Buffay: No! Think about it, it's a taxi that people take when they need to relax, it's...
Rachel Green: Relaxi-Taxi!
Phoebe Buffay: The name was my favourite part!
Rachel Green: Well, well I can up with it!
Phoebe Buffay: YOU DID NOT!!!! Oh! No! You came up with Relaxi Cab! That's not good.
Rachel Green: Well, I...
Monica Geller: Hello.
Ross Geller: Hey.
Monica Geller: Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?
Ross Geller: No, because she hasn't come home yet. And she hasn't been home all night! She's obviously staying with that other guy, and I'm the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment!
Monica Geller: All right. When is, when is the next flight out?
Ross Geller: About four hours.
Monica Geller: Okay, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesn't show up by then, then just come on home.
Phoebe Buffay: Hey, tell him about Relaxi-Taxi, and-and ask him if he thinks that's better than Relaxi Cab.
Rachel Green: Okay, it's not Relaxi Cab. It's Relaxicab, like taxicab.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, that is better.
Chandler Bing: Are we in London?
Monica Geller: What are you doing here? You can't be here!
Emily Waltham: I've uh, I've come to talk to Ross.
Emily Waltham: What?
Joey Tribbiani: Nothing. No, nothing.
Emily Waltham: I was going to call him, but...
Monica Geller: Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! I was right! I'm right, right?
Emily Waltham: I'd really rather talk to him.
Monica Geller: Oh.
Emily Waltham: I uh, I've been to his apartment and he wasn't there, and uh. I need to talk to him, so do you have any idea where he is?
Emily Waltham: Ross, are you there? Ross, I don't know if you can hear this but... I'm gonna talk anyway, uh, I'm in the States with you sister and your friends and it's all over with Colin. I came here to tell you that, and to tell you-Yes, Joey you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it! Uh, I came here to tell you that I love you.
Ross Geller: I love you too! I'm, I'm gonna call you right now from the phone booth! You can't hear me.
Emily Waltham: I wish I could know if you'd heard any of that. I suppose I've either just told you I love you or given my neighbours a good laugh. Mrs. Newman if you're listening, bugger off this in none of your business. I suppose there's not much chance you did heard that, and there's the call waiting so, I should go. Oh well. Hello.
Ross Geller: Hi.
Emily Waltham: Ross, I love you!
Ross Geller: Ohh! Thank you.
Chandler Bing: Hey.
Joey Tribbiani: Hey.
Chandler Bing: I was just at the bank, and there was this really hot teller, and she didn't ask me to go do it with her in the vault.
Joey Tribbiani: Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza delivery guy come over, gives me the pizza, takes the money, and leaves!
Chandler Bing: What, no, "Nice apartment, I bet the bedrooms are huge?"
Joey Tribbiani: Noo! Nothing!
Chandler Bing: Y'know what, we have to turn off the porn.
Joey Tribbiani: I think you're right.
Chandler Bing: All right, ready?
Joey Tribbiani: One.
Chandler Bing: Two.
Both: Three.
Joey Tribbiani: That's kinda nice.
Chandler Bing: Yeah, that's kinda a relief.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah.
Chandler Bing: You wanna see if we still have it?
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah.
Chandler Bing: FREE PORN!!!
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah!!
Chandler Bing: We have free porn here!!!


Phoebe Buffay: Hey!
Chandler Bing: Hey! Wow, it is true what they say, pregnant bellies look like a drum.
Phoebe Buffay: Ha-ha. No, it's just I'm so pregnant that I-my guitar doesn't fit anymore. So I thought 'til I'm not, I'm just gonna play all my songs on this drum. It sounds really cool!
Chandler Bing: All right.
Phoebe Buffay: Listen. Listen. Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Joey Tribbiani: Wow, Pheebs! That sounds great!
Phoebe Buffay: I know! I know, and I've only been playing for like an hour!
Alice Knight: Phoebe! Phoebe! Hi! Hi!
Phoebe Buffay: Hey! What are you doing here?
Alice Knight: Umm, actually, I came down to ask you a big favour.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, well, don't tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus.
Alice Knight: No. No. No. Okay, now, see, I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank JR. JR.
Chandler Bing: Wouldn't that be Frank the III?
Alice Knight: Don't get me started. Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
Phoebe Buffay: Wow! That's so great! Oh! Oh! Cougar.
Alice Knight: You think about it.
Emily Waltham: I left a bra drying on the shower rod, you don't think your son will think it's yours and be horribly traumatised?
Ross Geller: Hey, if mommy can have a wife, daddy can have a bra.
Emily Waltham: Ohh, it's time to go.
Ross Geller: Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clock's a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes. Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes? Twice?
Emily Waltham: Well that's ambitious.
Ross Geller: Hey, uh, you can ignore that.
Emily Waltham: That's Carol with your son!
Ross Geller: Uhh, believe me when he's older, he'll understand.
Carol Willick: Ross!
Ross Geller: I'll be right there. Hello! Hello! Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Susan Bunch: Hey, it's so nice to finally meet you!
Emily Waltham: Me too!
Carol Willick: Ohh, y'know, Susan's gonna be shooting a commercial in London next week.
Susan Bunch: Oh yeah, I'm so excited, I've never been there.
Emily Waltham: Oh, well, I'll show you around.
Susan Bunch: That would be great! Also, uh, I was hoping to catch a show so if you can make any suggestions...
Emily Waltham: Oh, there's tonnes of terrific stuff-I'll go with you!
Susan Bunch: Ahh!
Ross Geller: Look at you two, bonding, making us late for the airport so...
Emily Waltham: Are you all right?
Susan Bunch: Oh, he's fine. He's fine. It's just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesn't like me.
Ross Geller: Oh come on! That's-that's... true.
Phoebe Buffay: Hi!
Joey Tribbiani: Hey!
Chandler Bing: Hey! Do we have a baby name yet?
Phoebe Buffay: Ugh! No! This is so hard! I went through this whole book and found nothing! I want a name that's really like, y'know strong and confident, y'know? Like-like Exxon.
Chandler Bing: Well, it certainly worked for that Valdez kid.
Joey Tribbiani: Ooh-ooh, Pheebs, you want a strong name? How about, The Hulk?
Phoebe Buffay: No, I'm-I'm not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with "The."
Joey Tribbiani: Oh, want a good name, go with Joey. Joey's your pal. Joey's your buddy. "Where is everybody?" "Well, they're hanging out with Joey."
Chandler Bing: Hey, y'know what, if you're gonna do that, if you're gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. Oh, come on! Chandler's funny, sophisticated, and he's very loveable, once you get to know him.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh well, hey, Joey's loveable too! But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, he'll be there.
Chandler Bing: Well, Chandler will be there for you too. I mean, well, he might be a little late, but-but, he'll be there. And he'll bring you some cold soda, if want you need him for is that you're really hot.
Joey Tribbiani: What do ya say? What do ya say?
Phoebe Buffay: Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. But, all right, I don't-maybe I'll just name him The Hulk.
Joey Tribbiani: I knew I shouldn't have mentioned it! That's what I wanted to name my kid!
Rachel Green: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing.
Monica Geller: Y'know what? It really creeps me out choosing other people's sex clothes.
Rachel Green: Sorry. I'm so exited! I've been waiting for this for months! I got my hair coloured! I got new sheets! I'm making him a very fancy meal.
Monica Geller: Um-hmm.
Rachel Green: What am I making him by the way?
Monica Geller: Well, you're making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup.
Rachel Green: I thought I was making him filet mignon?
Monica Geller: Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you bitched about it, then you would stop cooking, and you would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.
Rachel Green: Wow, I really get crabby when I cook.
Ross Geller: Hey!
Joey Tribbiani: Hey!
Chandler Bing: Hey!
Ross Geller: So uh, Emily called last night...
Chandler Bing: And now you're giving me the message!
Ross Geller: Turns out them Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah, they're going to the theatre together! They're going to dinner! They're going horseback riding!
Phoebe Buffay: God, Susan is so fun!
Ross Geller: Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for Like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was "My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great."
Chandler Bing: You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?
Ross Geller: Hey, they're going to the gym together! Two women! Stretching! Y'know they-they take a steam together! Things get a little playful-didn't you see Personal Best?
Joey Tribbiani: No, but I'm gonna!
Chandler Bing: Hi! Hi! You're crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Ross Geller: How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, I definitely. I don't like the name Ross.
Ross Geller: What a weird way to kick me when I'm down.
Phoebe Buffay: No! No! I-I meant for the baby!
Ross Geller: Oh. What's wrong with Ross?
Phoebe Buffay: Well, it's just y'know that something like this would never to like The Hulk, y'know...
Ross Geller: Actually that-that's not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found... Y'know, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriend's a lesbian.
Phoebe Buffay: So, I decided I'm definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh! Oh-oh, you gotta pick Joey! I mean, name one famous person named Chandler.
Chandler Bing: Raymond Chandler.
Joey Tribbiani: Someone you didn't make up!
Chandler Bing: Okay, there are no famous Joey's. Except for, huh, Joey Buttafucco.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, that guy really hurt us.
Phoebe Buffay: Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if it's like y'know, Chanoey?
Chandler Bing: Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, he'll never be President. There's never gonna be a President Joey.
Joey Tribbiani: All right look man, I didn't want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! It's not even a name; it's barely even a word. Okay? It's kinda like chandelier, but it's not! All right? It's a stupid, stupid non-name!
Chandler Bing: Wow, you're, you're right. I have a horrible, horrible name.
Joey Tribbiani: I'm sorry man, I didn't-I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Chandler Bing: Okay.
Joey Tribbiani: So I guess it's Joey then!
Joshua Burgin: This is so nice. Thank you for doing this.
Rachel Green: Ohh, please! Cooking soothes me. Ahh. So, dig in!
Joshua Burgin: Great! Oh, it all looks sooo good!
Rachel Green: Hmmm!
Joshua Burgin: Oh my God!
Rachel Green: Oh I know, my God, this is so-this rice is so-I am so good.
Joshua Burgin: Behind you?
Rachel Green: Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. They used to live here; sometimes they migrate back over.
Joshua Burgin: Is there ah, is there some way they can not be here. It's just ah, farm birds really kinda freak me out!
Rachel Green: Yeah, sure, okay. Okay.
Joey Tribbiani: Hey, how did you do that?! Come on in.
Rachel Green: All gone! So, farm birds, huh?
Joshua Burgin: Yeah, it's-it's my only weird thing, I swear. And I-I-I would've told you about it, but I didn't know they would be here.
Rachel Green: Oh.
Joshua Burgin: So, all right.
Rachel Green: Okay. So, can I serve you a little of-What? What? What?
Joshua Burgin: Nothing I uh, it's just that I know that they're still out there.
Rachel Green: But, they're across the hall! I mean that's two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here.
Joshua Burgin: Okay, that's-that's not funny. Uhh.
Rachel Green: Okay, y'know, would you feel better if we went someplace else? I mean we could pack all this stuff up and y'know go to your apartment.
Joshua Burgin: Oh, they're working on this week, it's a total mess. But uh, I'm staying at my parents' house, we could go there.
Rachel Green: Your parents'?
Joshua Burgin: Yeah, they're out of town.
Rachel Green: Ohh.
Joshua Burgin: Yeah-yeah, it's this huge place, and-and it's got this gorgeous view of the park, and very, very romantic. What do you say?
Rachel Green: Yeah that works.
Joshua Burgin: They-they-they can smell fear.
Ross Geller: Hey!
Carol Willick: Hey! How's Ben?
Ross Geller: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, he's sweeping.
Carol Willick: Hey, Ben! Hey!
Ross Geller: So umm, any word from Susan?
Carol Willick: Ooh, yeah! She said she's having sooo much fun with Emily.
Ross Geller: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I don't know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?
Carol Willick: What's too much fun?
Ross Geller: Y'know, the kind of fun, you and Susan had when we were married.
Carol Willick: Oh my God, you are so paranoid!
Ross Geller: Am I?!
Carol Willick: Yes!
Ross Geller: Am I?!
Carol Willick: I can't speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.
Ross Geller: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Y'know? Say-say they're coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, they're laughing, y'know, someone innocently touches someone else... There's electricity, it's new. It's exciting. Are you telling me there isn't even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Carol Willick: Maybe.
Ross Geller: OH MY GOD!! I didn't really believe it until you just said it!!
Joshua Burgin: ...and even though none of the other kids believed me, I swear to God, that duck pushed me!
Rachel Green: Wow! This place is fabulous!
Joshua Burgin: Yeah, yeah, let me show you around. This is the uh, downstairs living room.
Rachel Green: Whoa-whoa, there's two living rooms? God, growing up here, this place must've been a real babe magnet.
Joshua Burgin: Yeah, well, it would've been, but uh, my parents just moved here.
Rachel Green: Ohh, you should know, this place is a real babe magnet. Wanna make out?
Joshua Burgin: Hey, here's an idea. Why don't uh, I put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?
Rachel Green: That sounds like a plan. Umm, is there a place I can go freshen up?
Joshua Burgin: Oh yeah, yeah uh, it's down the hall and uh, second door to your left.
Rachel Green: Ah.
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, hi, darling!
Joshua Burgin: Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here?
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, well we cut the trip short.
Mr. Burgin: France sucks!
Joshua Burgin: Umm, this may be a little weird, but I-I-I got a date here.
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, say no more!
Mr. Burgin: We'll just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and we'll be right out of you hair.
Joshua Burgin: Oh, that-that would be great. So you didn't even get to Italy?
Mr. Burgin: Yep, sucks!
Rachel Green: Hi you!
Joshua Burgin: Oh my God!
Rachel Green: I know, I can do more than cook.
Mr. Burgin: I like her. She sees smart.
Joshua Burgin: Uhh, Rachel, my parents...
Rachel Green: Ohh! It's so nice to meet you. Hello.
Mr. Burgin: Hi.
Rachel Green: Hello.
Mrs. Burgin: Hello. Well, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries.
Rachel Green: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is not-that's-that's not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. It's-it's, they're-they're wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdale's, so... And obviously in uh, in-in this case, I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
Mrs. Burgin: Maybe in L.A?
Rachel Green: Yes!
Joshua Burgin: There you go.
Mr. Burgin: So, have you kids eaten yet?
Rachel Green: Well, we were going to do that after-I mean umm, next.
Mr. Burgin: Well, we're starving, why don't we all go get something to eat?
Rachel Green: Oh, yeah, well... Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin' around the house.
Mr. Burgin: So... We go eat.
Rachel Green: Yes.
Mr. Burgin: You'll wear that. We'll be eating, and of course, you'll be wearing that.
Joey Tribbiani: Dude, I am sorry about what I said!
Chandler Bing: No, no, you're right, it is a ridiculous name!
Joey Tribbiani: It's not that bad.
Chandler Bing: Yes it is! From now on, I have no first name.
Joey Tribbiani: So, you're just Bing?
Chandler Bing: I have no name.
Phoebe Buffay: All right, so, what are we supposed to call you?
Chandler Bing: Okay uh, for now, temporarily, you can call me, Clint.
Joey Tribbiani: No way are you cool enough to pull of Clint.
Chandler Bing: Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?
Phoebe Buffay: Umm, Gene.
Chandler Bing: It's Clint. It's Clint!
Joey Tribbiani: See you later, Gene.
Phoebe Buffay: Bye, Gene.
Chandler Bing: It's Clint! Clint!
Joey Tribbiani: What's up with Gene?
Monica Geller: So, you wore your nightie to dinner?
Rachel Green: Oh, yeah. And uh, the best part though, when the uh, waiter spilled water down my back, I jumped up, and my boob popped out.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh my God!
Monica Geller: Oh, no!
Rachel Green: No, it's all right. I got nice boobs.
Ross Geller: So, I just picked up a message from Emily, she and Susan are going to a poetry reading together!
Rachel Green: So?
Ross Geller: So! Poetry? Susan's gay! They're being gay together!
Monica Geller: Emily's straight.
Ross Geller: Oh, wake up!
Phoebe Buffay: Wow, Carol really messed you up!
Ross Geller: Excuse me?
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, she turned you into this-this-this untrusting, crazy, jealous, sycophant. All right, so I don't know what sycophant means, but the rest is right.
Ross Geller: Look, I don't know what you're talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.
Rachel Green: Huh.
Ross Geller: What?
Rachel Green: She's totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
Monica Geller: This totally makes sense!
Ross Geller: It does not!
Monica Geller: Oh, sure it does! In high school, you weren't jealous at all even though all your girlfriends were cheating on you!
Phoebe Buffay: All right, all right, so up until '92-93 he was very trusting, then '94 hit, Carol left him and bamn! Paranoid city!
Rachel Green: Absolutely! Absolutely!
Monica Geller: This is so much fun!
Ross Geller: This is not fun!
Monica Geller: Look, all we're trying to say is, don't let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah. The '92 Ross wouldn't.
Ross Geller: Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing.
Rachel Green: What-yeah-what, y'know what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
Phoebe Buffay: Drum roll.
Chandler Bing: Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?
Joey Tribbiani: Nah, you're not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.
Chandler Bing: All right look, am I serious, okay? Tomorrow at 3:30 I am going down to the courthouse.
Phoebe Buffay: You're actually going through with this?
Chandler Bing: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, it's probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women... So, as of 4 o'clock tomorrow, I'm either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Phoebe Buffay: You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In fact-yes, I'm, I'm sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, I'm-I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna name the baby Chandler.
Chandler Bing: Really?!
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, but you have to keep the name too!
Chandler Bing: Okay. Thanks.
Phoebe Buffay: Okay!
Chandler Bing: You wanna hug it out?
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah!
Phoebe Buffay: Yay!
Chandler Bing: Yay!
Phoebe Buffay: Yay-oh-yay! Okay, I gotta go tell Frank and Alice! Right now!
Chandler Bing: Okay!
Phoebe Buffay: Ooh, uh...
Chandler Bing: Bye, Pheebs!
Phoebe Buffay: Okay, bye!
Chandler Bing: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Joey Tribbiani: Ohh!
Ross Geller: Nice luggage.
Carol Willick: I was gonna say...
Susan Bunch: Hey!
Ross Geller: Hi!
Emily Waltham: Hey! I missed you.
Ross Geller: Oh, I missed you too.
Susan Bunch: Thanks for everything, I had such a great time.
Emily Waltham: Oh, so did I.
Ross Geller: No tongue.


The Singing Man: Morning's here! Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the morning's here! The morning's here!
Rachel Green: HEY!! Do you have to do that? It's Saturday!
The Singing Man: Oh come on! Morning's here! Morning's here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here!
Rachel Green: I hate this apartment! I hate the color of these walls! I hate the fact that this place still smells like bird! I hate that singing guy!
Joey Tribbiani: Are you kidding? I love that guy! Morning's here! Morning is here-
Rachel Green: Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.
Monica Geller: Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did.
Rachel Green: Monica, you don't even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
Monica Geller: Y'know what? I am really tired of your bellyaching! Okay, I-I worked really hard at making this a nice place for us to live!
Rachel Green: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Monica Geller: Okay.
Joey Tribbiani: See, this is a great apartment.
Monica Geller: Shut up! This place is a hole!
Emily Waltham: Oh, blimey, I still can't believe you've got an earring!
Ross Geller: Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe?
Emily Waltham: He does that?!
Ross Geller: Uh, I don't know, whatever.
Emily Waltham: I think it makes you look really dangerous.
Ross Geller: Oh, I know. Y'know what, I never would've gotten this if it weren't for you. No really, when I'm with you I'm-I'm like this whole other guy, I love that guy! I mean, I love you too, a lot, but that guy! I-I love that guy!
Emily Waltham: I love both of you!
Ross Geller: Yeah?
Emily Waltham: I wish I didn't have to go.
Ross Geller: Then don't. Stay here. Just don't go so soon to London, just one more day.
Emily Waltham: Ohh, Ross, please!
Ross Geller: One more day, seriously/
Emily Waltham: Don't do this to me, again. You'd know I'd stay here in a minute, but I'd really miss so much work, they'll fire me.
Ross Geller: So, then you can stay as long as you want.
Emily Waltham: I wish I could.
Ross Geller: Oh no. Don't, don't, don't start packing. Come on!
Emily Waltham: I don't think you understand packing. Look, I just don't want to leave it to the last minute. Last time I left in such a rush, I left my knickers here.
Ross Geller: Yeah, I know, I uh, I tried them on.
Emily Waltham: You didn't!
Ross Geller: No. No, I didn't. I didn't want to be that guy.
Phoebe Buffay: Hello!
Chandler Bing: Ho! Ho! Ho!
Phoebe Buffay: Excuse me.
Chandler Bing: Your pants!
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, yeah! You like 'em? I just, I went to a used clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are sooo comfortable!
Joey Tribbiani: Uhh, Pheebs, those are uh, those are Santa pants.
Phoebe Buffay: What?
Chandler Bing: Santa pants. Santa Claus's pants.
Phoebe Buffay: Nuh-uh! They're maternity pants. They even came with a list of baby names. See, these names are good, and these names are bad. Ohh.
Rachel Green: Hey!
Monica Geller: Hey!
Rachel Green: So-Hey, Pheebs! So, how are the elves?
Phoebe Buffay: I don't know! How are the-the-the-the, y'know-You're clothes aren't funny.
Monica Geller: Hey, guys, what-what should I wear to a Knicks game?
Chandler Bing: Uhh, a T-shirt that says, "I don't belong here."
Joey Tribbiani: You have Knicks tickets?
Rachel Green: Yeah, my mom got my dad's season tickets in the divorce, so she just gave them to me.
Monica Geller: Yeah, apparently, they're pretty good seats.
Rachel Green: Yeah.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh my God! Those are almost right on the floor!
Rachel Green: Do you guys want these?
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah!
Chandler Bing: Yeah we do!
Rachel Green: Ohh, well you got 'em.
Both: All right!
Rachel Green: Just give us our apartment back!
Phoebe Buffay: Boy! I didn't see that coming!
Chandler Bing: Are you serious?
Rachel Green: Oh, come on! We know what these are worth.
Monica Geller: Yeah, what, do you think we're stupid?
Joey Tribbiani: You're not stupid. You're meaner than I thought.
Monica Geller: What do you say?
Chandler Bing: Forget it! Okay, I'm not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!
Rachel Green: You're bachelor pad?!
Monica Geller: Have you even had a girl up here?
Chandler Bing: No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, you do!
Joey Tribbiani: Come on!
Chandler Bing: Yes, Gunther, can I get two cups of chino, please?
Gunther: Good one.
Joey Tribbiani: Come on, season tickets! Season tickets, do you know what that means?
Chandler Bing: Forget it! Okay, I'm not giving up the apartment.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh come-look, when I was a kid my dad's company gave season tickets to the number one salesman every year, all right? My dad never won! Of course, he wasn't in the sales division, but still, I never ever, ever forgot that!
Ross Geller: Hey, guys!
Joey Tribbiani: Hey!
Chandler Bing: Oh my God!
Joey Tribbiani: We don't make enough fun of you already?
Ross Geller: Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.
Chandler Bing: You do know that Wham broke up?
Ross Geller: I like it, and Emily likes it, and that's what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Joey Tribbiani: Oh-no, don't try and talk all normal with that thing in your ear.
Chandler Bing: Where is Emily?
Ross Geller: Ugh, she's saying good-bye to her uncle.
Chandler Bing: Man, didn't she like just get here?
Ross Geller: Yeah!! Yeah!
Chandler Bing: Easy tiger.
Ross Geller: I just, I hate this so much! I mean, every time I go pick her up at the airport, it's-it's so great. But at the same time I'm thinking, "Well, I'm gonna be right back there in a couple of days, dropping her off."
Chandler Bing: So what are you going to do?
Ross Geller: Nothing! There's nothing to do! I mean, she lives there, I live here. I mean, she-she'd have to uh, move here. She should move here!
Joey Tribbiani: What?
Ross Geller: I could ask her to live with me!
Chandler Bing: Are you serious?
Ross Geller: I mean, why not! I mean, I mean why not?!
Chandler Bing: Because you've only known her for six weeks! Okay, I've got a carton of milk in my fridge I've had a longer relationship with!
Ross Geller: Look guys, when I'm with her it's-it's-it's like she brings this-this-this great side out of me. I mean I-I-I love her, y'know?
Chandler Bing: And I love the milk! But, I'm not gonna some British girl to move in with me! Joey, you say things now.
Joey Tribbiani: All right look, Ross, he's right. Emily's great, she's great! But this way too soon, you're only gonna scare her!
Ross Geller: I don't want to do that.
Joey Tribbiani: No! You don't want to wreck it, you don't want to go to fast!
Ross Geller: Yeah, no, you're right, I know, you're right, I'm not, I'm not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys.
Chandler Bing: Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.
Phoebe Buffay: That's too hard. Too hard!
Monica Geller: All right boys, last chance for the tickets!
Rachel Green: Or I'll give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.
Chandler Bing: No thank you.
Joey Tribbiani: Wait-wait-wait-wait! Come on! Come on, let's trade! The timing's perfect, I just clogged the toilet!
Chandler Bing: Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we can't leave in the small apartment after we've lived here! Didn't you ever read Flowers for Algernon?
Joey Tribbiani: Yes! Didn't you ever read Sports Illustrated?! No! I didn't read yours! But come on, we can go to the game tonight!
Chandler Bing: Look, the only way I will even consider this is if they offer a lot more than just season seats.
Joey Tribbiani: It's the Knicks!
Chandler Bing: Screw the Knicks!
Joey Tribbiani: Whoa!
Chandler Bing: I didn't mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more.
Joey Tribbiani: Huh.
Chandler Bing: And the Knicks rule all.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, the Knicks rule all!
Phoebe Buffay: Hey, so? Are you gonna do it?
Chandler Bing: No. No. We're not gonna do that, y'know why? Because its not an even trade.
Rachel Green: All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?
Joey Tribbiani: Done!
Rachel Green: Let me finish.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh.
Rachel Green: I'm talking about a bet, winner takes all.
Joey Tribbiani: Ooh, we could end up with nothing.
Phoebe Buffay: Or you could end up with everything.
Joey Tribbiani: Ooh, I like that.
Monica Geller: All right, so what do you say?
Chandler Bing: No!
Monica Geller: Oh, just do it!!
Chandler Bing: Op, op, I'm convinced!
Joey Tribbiani: Come on man, you know I'd do it for you! Because, you're my best friend.
Chandler Bing: All right, but you can't use that again for a whole year. I'm in.
Joey Tribbiani: All right!
Phoebe Buffay: Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh, God, what are you going to bet?
Rachel Green: Oh, okay, well, I think we should let Phoebe decide, because she's the only who's impartial, and she's so pretty.
Phoebe Buffay: Okay. Umm, ooh, ooh-oh, I have a game!
Joey Tribbiani: Okay!
Chandler Bing: Okay!
Phoebe Buffay: This is great!
Joey Tribbiani: What's the game?! What's the game?!
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, well, it doesn't have a name-oh, okay, Phoebeball! No, it doesn't have a name. Umm, okay, Monica, what is your favourite thing about trees?
Monica Geller: They're green?
Phoebe Buffay: Good! Good! Five points!
Phoebe Buffay: All right, Joey, same question.
Joey Tribbiani: Uhh, they're tall.
Phoebe Buffay: Ooh, three points. Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy, leafy.
Monica Geller: That's not even a game!
Rachel Green: What? Shut up! We're winning!
Monica Geller: You wanna finish this right now? All right, we get a deck of cards, high card wins. What do you say?
Chandler Bing: Fine, let's do it.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, I have cards!
Joey Tribbiani: Oh.
Monica Geller: Oh, good.
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah! Here! Oh no, these are the trick deck. Okay. Here yes. Okay.
Chandler Bing: Okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first
Rachel Green: Okay.
Monica Geller: Okay. Four.
Chandler Bing: That's a low one!
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah! Okay. Phoebe, you look, I can't.
Phoebe Buffay: What make you think I can?!
Joey Tribbiani: Okay. Okay. Ace!
Chandler Bing: Why are you screaming and hugging?
Monica Geller: Because we won our apartment back!
Joey Tribbiani: What? Ace is high! Jack, queen, king, ace!
Monica Geller: No! Ace is low! Ace, two, three, four!
Phoebe Buffay: I don't know. Ooh! Ooh! Look it! Ah-ha!
Rachel Green: All right, cut, let's pick again, pick again.
Joey Tribbiani: Okay.
Rachel Green: Come on apartment! Come on apartment! Oh! I know queen is high!
Joey Tribbiani: Uh-huh, not as high as... It worked! King!
Chandler Bing: Yeah baby!
Monica Geller: But, we pick again! We pick again!
Joey Tribbiani: Why?!
Monica Geller: I don't know!
Chandler Bing: Tickets please! That's courtside baby!
Joey Tribbiani: Seriously, good game though. Good game. What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back!
Chandler Bing: No they didn't!
Ross Geller: Hey!
Emily Waltham: I packed while you were gone. I left some knickers under your pillow.
Ross Geller: Move in with me.
Emily Waltham: What?!
Ross Geller: Don't be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say it's too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be.
Emily Waltham: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.
Ross Geller: I know.
Emily Waltham: My job!
Ross Geller: Well, so, you-you'll get a job here! I mean, I'm always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Emily Waltham: Yeah, but it-it-it's my whole life-you come to England.
Ross Geller: No, I can't. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I can't leave him. Isn't-you don't think there's any way?
Emily Waltham: Ohh, I don't think so. I mean it would be different if it was way into the future –and-and-and we were getting married or something.
Ross Geller: What?
Emily Waltham: Oh no, no, right I shouldn't have said married. Uh, please don't go freaky on me. I didn't mean it. Well, I didn't say it; I take it back!
Ross Geller: No, no, don't. Why don't we?
Emily Waltham: Why don't we what?
Ross Geller: Get married.
Emily Waltham: You are mad!
Ross Geller: No! No! I'm not! It's-it's-it's perfect! I mean it's better than you just-just moving here, 'cause it's us together forever, and that's-that's what I want.
Emily Waltham: We've only known each other for six weeks!
Ross Geller: Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, who's-who's to say? Does that me we-we can't do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesn't it?
Emily Waltham: My parents are going to be really mad.
Ross Geller: Is that-are you saying yes? Is that yes?
Emily Waltham: Yes.
Emily Waltham: Yes!
Ross Geller: Yes! We're getting married?!
Emily Waltham: Oh my God!
Ross Geller: Yes!
Emily Waltham: We're getting married!
Ross Geller: Come here, come here. Uh, ow! Emily, will you marry me?
Emily Waltham: Yes.
Emily Waltham: Ohh, it's a bit small.
Ross Geller: Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!
Emily Waltham: It was.
Chandler Bing: Those were like the best seats ever.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh yeah. Hey! Should we give these shirts to the girls? Y'know, kinda like a peace offering.
Chandler Bing: Oh yeah, that's very nice. Plus, y'know they were free and they're too small.
Chandler Bing: Oh. Oh, God!
Joey Tribbiani: Hey, want a beer? WHOA!!!!
Chandler Bing: I KNOW!!!
Chandler Bing: Open up! Open up! Open up!
Monica Geller: We'll discuss it, in the morning!
Chandler Bing: What the hell is going on?!
Rachel Green: We took our apartment back!!
Phoebe Buffay: I had nothing to do with it. Okay, it was my idea, but I don't feel good about it.
Chandler Bing: We are switching back, right now!
Monica Geller: No, we're not! We're not leaving!
Chandler Bing: Well, you're gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, we're switching it back! There's nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Joey Tribbiani: I don't know.
Chandler Bing: What?
Joey Tribbiani: I don't want to move again!
Chandler Bing: I don't care, this is our apartment! And they stole-you stole it-our apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. I'm getting back right now!
Rachel Green: All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.
Chandler Bing: Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You can't offer anything to us!
Rachel Green: Let us keep the apartment and...
Monica Geller: As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.
Chandler Bing: Totally worth it!
Joey Tribbiani: That was one good minute!
Chandler Bing: Good night.
Joey Tribbiani: Good night.
Monica Geller: Men are such idiots.
Rachel Green: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Phoebe Buffay: That's so funny to think if you'd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.
Monica Geller: Yeah, let-let-let's pretend that's not true.
Rachel Green: Yeah.
Phoebe Buffay: Okay, scarf's done.
Ross Geller: Come on! Come on. Come on.
Chandler Bing: Okay!
Phoebe Buffay: Hey!
Ross Geller: Hey!
Monica Geller: What-what's going on?
Joey Tribbiani: Ross has some big thing to tell everyone.
Ross Geller: Uhh, okay, it's uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Phoebe Buffay: What? Oh, are you pregnant too?!
Emily Waltham: Umm, no.
Monica Geller: When, when did-how, how did you...
Ross Geller: We, we just decided to uh, to go for it.
Emily Waltham: I mean, we know it's a bit hasty but, uh, it just feels so right, so...
Ross Geller: Umm, uh, I was just telling the guys...
Rachel Green: Yeah, I-I heard. I think it's great! Ohh, I'm so happy for you!
Chandler Bing: Oh, well, that's great!
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah! Yeah!
Monica Geller: I can't believe you're getting married!
Ross Geller: Yeah.
Joey Tribbiani: Monica and Rachel made out.
The Singing Man: Morning's here! The morning's here!
Both: Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the morning's here!
The Singing Man: Hey! You're back!
Joey Tribbiani: Hey! Get into gear!
The Singing Man: Breakfast is near!
Both: The dark of night has disappeared!!
The Singing Man: I'll see you tomorrow morning!
Joey Tribbiani: Okay!


Chandler Bing: Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!
Joey Tribbiani: Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!
Chandler Bing: Oh. Oh, did-did-did I wake you?
Chandler Bing: Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? So uh, what do you do when you're not working here?
Gunther: You don't need to fill these silences.
Chandler Bing: Oh, okay, thanks.
Monica Geller: Chandler, that's like your fourth cup of coffee!
Chandler Bing: Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because I'm exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!
Monica Geller: He's in a different room! He's really that loud?
Joey Tribbiani: Oh, you should here me.
Chandler Bing: It's not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a sleep clinic!
Joey Tribbiani: Look, I told ya, I'm not going to any clinic! I don't have a problem, you're the one with the problem! You should go to a "Quit being a baby and leave me alone" clinic!
Chandler Bing: They don't have those.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, you've just had your first class!
Monica Geller: Y'know I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over...
Joey Tribbiani: Ohhh, yeah!
Monica Geller: He would just roll me over and I would stop snoring.
Chandler Bing: Next time you snore, I'm rolling ya over!
Joey Tribbiani: I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do, you just do it.
Ross Geller: Hey guys!
Chandler Bing: Hey, all right!
Phoebe Buffay: Hey!
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, the Olympics.
Monica Geller: Have you guys picked a date yet?
Ross Geller: Oh no, not yet.
Phoebe Buffay: I still cannot believe you're engaged! Just 'cause its happening so fast; not 'cause you're such a loser.
Ross Geller: Oh. Thanks. Uh, has anyone seen Rach?
Monica Geller: Ugh, she's upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! I'm not doing them this time! I don't care if those dishes sit in the sink until they're all covered with-I'll do them when I get home!
Ross Geller: Yeah-oh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London...
Phoebe Buffay: Already?!
Ross Geller: Yeah, but it didn't fit. Well, luckily there's a store here that has one left in her size, but I'm the groom, I'm not supposed to see the dress...
Monica Geller: I'll pick it up for you!
Ross Geller: Thank you.
Monica Geller: Okay.
Chandler Bing: Oh, she's got you running errands, y'know, picking up wedding dresses... Wah-pah!
Ross Geller: What's wah-pah?
Chandler Bing: Y'know, whipped! Wah-pah!
Joey Tribbiani: That's not whipped! Whipped is wh-tcssh!
Chandler Bing: That's what I did. Wah-pah!
Joey Tribbiani: You can't do anything!
Rachel Green: Hey, Mon, I was just doing the dishes!
Ross Geller: Hey!
Rachel Green: Oh! It's you. Hi.
Ross Geller: Hey, do uh, do you have a minute?
Rachel Green: Yeah, yeah, I was just about to take a break anyways, so...
Ross Geller: So listen uh, I know you and I haven't really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Rachel Green: Oh.
Ross Geller: I know if you were getting married I'd feel, kinda... y'know.
Rachel Green: Yeah. Yeah. Definitely, well it definitely took me by surprise, but I'm okay.
Ross Geller: Yeah?
Rachel Green: Yeah.
Ross Geller: All right, I just wanted to check.
Rachel Green: Oh, that's sweet.
Ross Geller: You're great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Rachel Green: Uhh, hang in there?
Ross Geller: Oh, no, I didn't mean, uh...
Rachel Green: I mean maybe you didn't hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?
Ross Geller: Oh, I thought you guys had just been on like four dates, I didn't realise that had become anything, yet.
Rachel Green: Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no, it has become, it has-yeah. Oh no, those were four great dates.
Ross Geller: Oh. Yeah?
Rachel Green: Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I mean, the connection, I mean y'know, emotionally, mentally, physically...
Ross Geller: Wow, that's-that's-that's incredible.
Rachel Green: I know isn't it? It's like I'm right there with Joshua.
Ross Geller: Uh-huh.
Rachel Green: You are right there with Emily. And it's y'know, it's kinda like... it's a tie! Well, I gotta get, I gotta get back to the dishes.
Ross Geller: I gotta get to work.
Rachel Green: Oh yeah? Fine.
Ross Geller: Hey, y'know, y'know what would make me really happy?
Rachel Green: Oh yeah, no, what's that?
Ross Geller: If like the four of us could all y'know, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emily's coming into town this weekend, why don't you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
Rachel Green: That would be great!
Ross Geller: Yeah, all right, it's a date.
Rachel Green: Hang in there. You hang in there.
Ross Geller: Did you say something?
Rachel Green: No, just singing.
Monica Geller: Oh my God! Ohh! Look at this one! It's so beautiful!
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, but y'know, about have of these are gonna end up getting divorced.
The Saleslady: May I help you ladies?
Monica Geller: Oh, yes, umm, I'm here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.
The Saleslady: Yes, what's the name, please?
Monica Geller: Emily Waltham.
The Saleslady: Yes! I have it right here. Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?
Monica Geller: Okay.
Phoebe Buffay: You're the most beautiful bride I've ever seen.
Monica Geller: I am, aren't I?
The Saleslady: Ms. Waltham?
Monica Geller: Yes?
The Saleslady: We're closing.
Monica Geller: All right.
The Saleslady: And could I get my ring back?
Chandler Bing: All right buddy, time to roll over. No-no! No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! You're going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
Monica Geller: Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does.
Monica Geller: Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. Uh, just a second!
Phoebe Buffay: No-no, let me in!
Monica Geller: Phoebe?
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah!
Monica Geller: Can you just hold on for one minute?
Phoebe Buffay: No, you have to let me in right now!!
Monica Geller: Are you alone?
Phoebe Buffay: Yes!
Monica Geller: All right.
Joey Tribbiani: This sucks! I didn't know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! I'm so tired!
Chandler Bing: It's 6:00.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, well...
Rachel Green: Hi!
Chandler Bing: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think that's, I think that's really cool.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, Rach, I think you're handling that really well.
Rachel Green: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? There's nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn't for me and Joshua. Y'know, they're not gonna get married anyway!
Chandler Bing: What?
Rachel Green: Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast it's ridiculous! I mean, they're gonna be engaged for like what? A year? And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what they've done and they're call the whole thing off. I'm telling ya, you're gonna be dancing at my wedding before you're dancing at there's.
Chandler Bing: Yeah, well, I don't dance at weddings.
Rachel Green: Why not?
Chandler Bing: Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this...
Ross Geller: Hey man.
Chandler Bing: Hey!
Ross Geller: So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?
Chandler Bing: Nothing.
Rachel Green: Nothing.
Joey Tribbiani: I am... free!
Ross Geller: Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!
Ross Geller: Yep!
Rachel Green: In a month?
Ross Geller: Yeah!
Rachel Green: You mean, you mean 30 days?
Ross Geller: Yeah.
Rachel Green: From now?
Ross Geller: Yeah.
Rachel Green: Well, that's great.
Ross Geller: Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place that her parents got married, but it's going to be torn down, so... I mean, I-I know it's crazy, but everything up 'til now has been so crazy, and I don't know, this just feels right. Y'know?
Joey Tribbiani: Hey! That's the day after I stop menstruating! This isn't mine.
Joshua Burgin: Hey, Rachel.
Rachel Green: Hi!
Joshua Burgin: What's up? You're voice sounded all squeaky on the phone.
Rachel Green: Ohh, nothing, I just wanted to see you. See you and hug you. See you.
Joshua Burgin: Great!
Rachel Green: Yeah! Sit!
Joshua Burgin: You okay?
Rachel Green: I'm more than okay, I am really, really happy! Wanna know why?
Joshua Burgin: Do I?
Rachel Green: 'Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! Y'know? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. Y'know?
Joshua Burgin: Yeah, sure-sure, yeah, we're-we're-we're-we're-we're clicking.
Rachel Green: Yeah-yeah, y'know if-if there was just like one little area where I-that I think we need-we would need to work on; I-I would think it was we're just not crazy enough!
Joshua Burgin: I-I gotta say, I-I-I-I'm not too sure I agree with that.
Rachel Green: Well, yeah, right, y'know what? Yeah, you're right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if ...I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Y'know? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound y'know, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?
Joshua Burgin: What?!
Rachel Green: Oh, I know, I know, it's-it's so, it's so totally like, "Whoa! Can we do this?" Y'know, I mean, but I mean it just feels right! Don't you think? It does! I mean, it just feels right, don't you think?
Joshua Burgin: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, you're a real special lady, but my divorce isn't final yet and, and, and we've been on four days, so I'm thinking "No, but thanks."
Gunther: YOU IDIOT!!!!!
Sleep Clinic Worker: Your name, please?
Joey Tribbiani: Joey Tribbiani.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Um-hmm, and did you stay up all night in preparation for your sleep study. Uh, sir?
Chandler Bing: Yes he did.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Alll right, we'll call you in a few minutes.
Chandler Bing: Hey, check out that girl! She is really hot!
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, she is. Wow! How you doin'?
Joey Tribbiani: What?!
Chandler Bing: You're coming on to the entire room! I'm Chandler.
Woman: I'm Marjorie.
Chandler Bing: Hi.
Marjorie: Hi.
Chandler Bing: You mind if I...
Marjorie: No, please.
Chandler Bing: So uh, what are you in for?
Marjorie: I talk in my sleep.
Chandler Bing: What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
Joey Tribbiani: So why don't you give me your number?
Monica Geller: Okay, ready?
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah.
Monica Geller: Okay.
Phoebe Buffay: I got it! Mine!
Monica Geller: Congratulations!
Phoebe Buffay: Thank you!
Monica Geller: Okay! My turn! My turn!
Phoebe Buffay: Okay! Okay, ready?
Monica Geller: Yeah.
Phoebe Buffay: Okay.
Monica Geller: That was a terrible throw!!
Phoebe Buffay: I'm not gonna right to you! That's not real!
Monica Geller: Look at me! My big concern is what's real?! Oh my God. We're really sad, aren't we?
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, I think we are.
Monica Geller: This isn't even my dress.
Phoebe Buffay: Well, at least you didn't rent yours from a store called, "It's Not Too Late."
Monica Geller: I'm changing out of this.
Phoebe Buffay: Me too.
Monica Geller: In like a half-hour?
Phoebe Buffay: Me too.
Monica Geller: Okay, throw it straight this time.
Phoebe Buffay: Okay.
Monica Geller: I'm getting married next!!
Phoebe Buffay: Yay!
Phoebe Buffay: I hate my regular clothes now! Y'know? I look down and-and I know that this isn't gonna be the most special day of my life.
Monica Geller: Yeah. I mean it was kinda fun for a while, but didn't you start feeling silly?
Phoebe Buffay: I guess.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh my God!
Monica Geller: Oh God.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, you're such a cheater!
Chandler Bing: Hello! Little ones.
Monica Geller: Hey!
Phoebe Buffay: Hey!
Monica Geller: So, is Joey gonna stop snoring?
Chandler Bing: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, how'd that happen?
Chandler Bing: Because I'm cooler.
Monica Geller: No, seriously.
Chandler Bing: Well she's, she's the kinda girl-Joey was unconscious.
Joey Tribbiani: Hey you guys! What's happening?
Monica Geller: Oh my God!
Phoebe Buffay: What is that?
Joey Tribbiani: Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and it's gonna help me not to snore.
Monica Geller: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? 'Cause I don't think you have to wear it unless you are!
Joey Tribbiani: I know I don't have too! It tastes good.
Chandler Bing: Plus, you look cool.
Rachel Green: Well, I just called Joshua...
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, how did it go?
Rachel Green: Well, I did my best to convince him that I'm not some crazy girl who is dying to get married-I'm just going through a hard time.
Phoebe Buffay: What did he say?
Rachel Green: Well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Ugh. I feel blue.
Monica Geller: Ohh, sweetie! Hey, I bet you anything that he's gonna call you again.
Rachel Green: Yeah, maybe, but I don't think I even care. I don't think he's the one I'm sad about. Y'know, I know that I said that I am totally okay with Ross getting married, but as it turns out, I don't think I'm handling it all that well.
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, maybe.
Rachel Green: And I-I am just trying to figure out why.
Phoebe Buffay: Any luck?
Rachel Green: Well, yeah, y'know how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again.
Monica Geller: Again. Y'know what? I think we all did.
Ross Geller: Hey!
Monica Geller: Hey!
Ross Geller: So, I got us some reservations for Sunday night, okay? How about, Ernie's at 9 o'clock?
Rachel Green: Yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three.
Ross Geller: Oh, see I-I don't know if we're gonna be hungry at three.
Rachel Green: Three people. Joshua's not gonna be there.
Ross Geller: What happened?
Rachel Green: Uh, well, I think, I think he broke up with me.
Ross Geller: Noo. Why?
Rachel Green: Well, apparently he scares easy.
Ross Geller: Oh, Rachel, I'm-I'm sorry.
Rachel Green: It's okay. Sometimes, things don't work out the way you'd thought they would.
Ross Geller: Come here.
Rachel Green: Oh, hey, don't you have to go pick up Emily?
Ross Geller: Yeah.
Rachel Green: Yeah.
Ross Geller: You okay?
Rachel Green: Yeah! I got my girls.
Rachel Green: Ugh.
Phoebe Buffay: Hey, y'know what might cheer you up?
Rachel Green: What?
Rachel Green: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, this really does put in a better mood.
Monica Geller: Oh, I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time. Maybe someday, there will be.
Monica Geller: Oh God! He's gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
Rachel Green: Oh, okay!
Monica Geller: No-no, Rachel, don't get it! He can't see us!
Phoebe Buffay: No, yeah! The groom cannot see the bride!
Rachel Green: I'm not gonna marry Chandler!
Phoebe Buffay: Not after this!
Rachel Green: Okay, you guys, just relax. I doooo.
Joshua Burgin: I gotta go.
Rachel Green: Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua! Yeah, well, that oughta do it.
Joey Tribbiani: Dude! I am trying to sleep!


Chandler Bing: Y'know what? It seems like all of the sudden; so much has happened.
Joey Tribbiani: I know. Ross is getting married.
Chandler Bing: Phoebe is, making people.
Joey Tribbiani: Everybody's doing stuff!
Chandler Bing: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!
Joey Tribbiani: We could climb Mt. Everest!
Chandler Bing: No-no, not something stupid, something huge.
Joey Tribbiani: No-no-no-no-no, I saw an ad for this video, people climb that thing everyday! We could totally do that!
Chandler Bing: Why not?! I mean it's just, it's just climbing! It's just, it's just steep!
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah!
Chandler Bing: We're going to Everest! Okay, it would be nice to leave an ass print on Everest!
Phoebe Buffay: Hey!
Joey Tribbiani: Hey!
Phoebe Buffay: What-what's up?
Joey Tribbiani: We're gonna climb Mt. Everest!
Chandler Bing: Yeah baby!
Phoebe Buffay: Really?! I looked into that. Yeah, but, I mean it costs like $60,000 and y'know you can die. And, you would die!
Chandler Bing: Yeah, well...
Joey Tribbiani: We could get that Everest video though.
Chandler Bing: Yeah, we could do that without y'know risking our lives at all!
Joey Tribbiani: And while we're down at the video store, you know what else we could rent? Die Hard! Oh, y'know what? I just remembered, that Everest thing is only available through mail order.
Chandler Bing: Oh, well...
Phoebe Buffay: So you guys'll stay here and hang out with me?
Chandler Bing: Yeeeeahhhh.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah. Yeah.
Chandler Bing: But I'll tell you something. One of these days we're get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah we are!
Emily Waltham: So what did he decide? Does your Uncle Nathan get an invite or not?
Ross Geller: Ohh, God, nobody likes him, and he's so cheap, he'd never fly to London in a million years. Yeah, invite him? Hey, did I do these neat enough?
Emily Waltham: Yeah, they're fine.
Ross Geller: Yeah?
Emily Waltham: If anyone asks, we'll just say Ben addressed them. Oh! So you invited Rachel then?
Ross Geller: Sure. Why not?
Emily Waltham: Really?
Ross Geller: Yeah?
Emily Waltham: I don't think I'd be comfortable with any of my old lovers there.
Ross Geller: Wait-wait-wait, do you, do you think, maybe we shouldn't invite her?
Emily Waltham: Oh, no-no, y'know I absolutely adore Rachel it's just that, well it might be a awkward for you. But it's absolutely your decision. More tea?
Ross Geller: Yeah sure.
Emily Waltham: Earl Grey?
Ross Geller: Huh? Yeah, fine, invite whoever you want.
Ross Geller: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!
Chandler Bing: And I just want a million dollars!
Monica Geller: Rachel?!
Rachel Green: Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Monica Geller: Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
Rachel Green: Hi, sure!
Ross Geller: Hi.
Ross Geller: You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.
Rachel Green: I knew.
Ross Geller: You did! Oh... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
Rachel Green: I did.
Ross Geller: Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here-but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?
Rachel Green: Yeah, maybe...
Ross Geller: Okay... okay, maybe I will...
Ross Geller: See, I see... big passion in your future.
Rachel Green: Really?
Ross Geller: I do.
Rachel Green: Oh Ross, you're so great.
Joey Tribbiani: It's never gonna happen.
Ross Geller: Hey, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment.
Rachel Green: Okay.
Ross Geller: Okay. Umm, for a while now, I've been wanting to, um...
Rachel Green: Ohhh!!!!
Ross Geller: Yes, yes, that's right...
Rachel Green: Oh, look at the little cat! Look at it!
Ross Geller: What? Ow!
Rachel Green: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!
Rachel Green: Yes! Did you see that?
Ross Geller: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
Rachel Green: I could not have done this without you.
Ross Geller: Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? I'm fine, I'm fine.
Ross Geller: You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.
Rachel Green: What?
Ross Geller: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Rachel Green: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Ross Geller: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Rachel Green: Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.
Ross Geller: Fine.
Rachel Green: 'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.
Ross Geller: Good.
Rachel Green: Good.
Rachel Green: Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I'm doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I'm doing something that I'm actually good at. I mean. if you don't get that...
Ross Geller: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I'm happy for ya, but I'm tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don't know what to do anymore.
Rachel Green: Well neither do I!
Ross Geller: Is this about Mark?
Rachel Green: Oh my God.
Ross Geller: Okay, it's not, it's not.
Rachel Green: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you're, you're, you're making this too hard.
Ross Geller: Oh I'm, I'm making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.
Rachel Green: I don't know, I don't know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break.
Ross Geller: Okay, okay, fine, you're right. Let's ah, let's take a break, let's cool off, okay, let's get some frozen yogart, or something..
Rachel Green: No. A break from us.
Chloe: Do I know why we're rushing?
Ross Geller: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Chloe: That's so great for you guys!
Ross Geller: Yeah!
Chloe: Good luck, with your girlfriend.
Ross Geller: Oh, thank you. Hey, hey. Rachel!!!!
Rachel Green: Hi. Ohhh, you got my message.
Ross Geller: Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.
Rachel Green: So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
Ross Geller: Yes, you can, very much.
Ross Geller: Ahhhh!!
Rachel Green: Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!
Ross Geller: No!!
Rachel Green: Just get out! Now!!
Ross Geller: No!! No!! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.
Rachel Green: Okay! All right! How was she?
Chandler Bing: Uh-oh.
Ross Geller: What?
Rachel Green: Was she good?
Joey Tribbiani: Don't answer that.
Rachel Green: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, let's talk about it!! How was she?
Ross Geller: She was...
Joey Tribbiani: Awful! Horrible!
Chandler Bing: She was not good. Not good.
Joey Tribbiani: She was nothing compared to you.
Ross Geller: She, she was different.
Joey Tribbiani: Ewwwww!
Chandler Bing: Uh-oh.
Rachel Green: Good different?
Ross Geller: Nobody likes change.
Ross Geller: What? Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Rachel Green: ...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much you've grown. Y'know? I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, "Once a cheater, always a cheater." Ooh, I just wish we hadn't lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Ross Geller: WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
Rachel Green: You seem to really like her.
Ross Geller: Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, y'know no commitment.
Rachel Green: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monica's photo albums, I mean you don't do that if you're just in it for two weeks.
Ross Geller: You think?
Rachel Green: Yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and you're sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.
Ross Geller: Hey, you're right.
Rachel Green: Yeah.
Monica Geller: Ohh, this is soo amazing! I can't believe my brother's getting married! And in London! It's so romantic!
Joey Tribbiani: Hey, pretty smart! Tissue paper! You're at the wedding, you have to cry, "Handkerchief?" "No-no, I got my invitation."
Phoebe Buffay: Oooh look! Isn't this adorable, Ross let Ben address mine!
Chandler Bing: Hello!
Joey Tribbiani: Hey!
Monica Geller: Hey!
Phoebe Buffay: Hey! Hey, did you get your invitation to Ross's wedding?
Chandler Bing: Noo.
Joey Tribbiani: Don't worry man, I get to bring a guest. We'll show him.
Phoebe Buffay: I'm so jealous you're all going! I can't believe I never knew that you can't fly in your third trimester!
Chandler Bing: I didn't know that.
Monica Geller: I never knew that either.
Joey Tribbiani: I knew that! I sooo didn't know that, but you should see your faces.
Rachel Green: Hey guys! What's up?
Joey Tribbiani: Heyyy.
Monica Geller: We're hanging out.
Rachel Green: What's this? Is this Ross's wedding invitation?
Chandler Bing: See, maybe that's the one we should've actually hidden.
Rachel Green: Oh, no! No you guys! Come on, you don't have to do that! I'm happy for him! I am! I really-I'm-I'm happ-I'll work on it.
Monica Geller: I'm sorry honey.
Rachel Green: Yeah.
Monica Geller: Rach, you're gonna come though aren't you?
Rachel Green: Oh, honey, I don't know. I...
Chandler Bing: This isn't one of those uh, y'know "If she doesn't come, we-we don't, we don't come?" Right? Because I already bought my ticket...
Monica Geller: You know what would be real weird? Is if you weren't there. Just say you'll think about it, okay?
Rachel Green: No, I'll think about it. Yeah.
Rachel Green: Who's this from?
Chandler Bing: Oh, that's Ross's.
Rachel Green: Oh... Oh my God. He remembered.
Phoebe Buffay: Remembered what?
Rachel Green: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, it's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune.
Monica Geller: I can't believe he did this.
Chandler Bing: Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
Rachel Green: What did you just say?
Chandler Bing: F-hah... flennin...
Rachel Green: Oh... my God.
Rachel Green: Oh my God.
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Ross Geller: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
Rachel Green: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Ross Geller: Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. Well you didn't hang up either.
Rachel Green: She didn't hang up either...
Ross Geller: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y-
Rachel Green: Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure.
Ross Geller: Rach, I got a message from you.
Rachel Green: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . .
Ross Geller: You're over me?
Rachel Green: Ohhhhhhhh God.
Ross Geller: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?
Rachel Green: Ohh, ohh.
Ross Geller: When, when were you... under me?
Rachel Green: Well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.
Ross Geller: OK, I need to lie down.
Joey Tribbiani: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Rachel Green: Really?
Ross Geller: Really. It's always been you, Rach.
Rachel Green: Oh, god.
Ross Geller: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.
Rachel Green: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.
Rachel Green: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK.
Ross Geller: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box.
Ross Geller: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didn't say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Gunther: I'm sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Ross Geller: Y'know, hey! You're the one who ended it, remember?
Rachel Green: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
Ross Geller: You still love me?
Rachel Green: Noo.
Ross Geller: What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Rachel Green: Noo! Maybe! I, I don't know.
Ross Geller: What?!
Rachel Green: I just, I feel, I-I just...
Rachel Green: Y'know I can't believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Ross Geller: FINE BY ME!!
Rachel Green: And hey! Just so you know, it's not that common! It doesn't happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
Chandler Bing: I KNEW IT!!!!
Judy Geller: Rachel's coming up the path. Doesn't she look pretty. Jack...
Rachel Green: Oh my God.
Monica Geller: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Rachel Green: Oh.
Ross Geller: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
Everyone: Oh yeah we do. C'mon.
Judy Geller: Get a shot of Monica. Where's Monica.
Jack Geller: Wait, how do you zoom out? There she is.
Monica Geller: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler Bing: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Monica Geller: Oh, dad, turn it off.
Jack Geller: It is off. Right Ross?
Joey Tribbiani: Lookin' good Mr. Cotter.
Rachel Green: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
Monica Geller: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
Judy Geller: I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
Ross Geller: Y'know what? I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off.
Everyone: No, no, no.
Ross Geller: OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.
Jack Geller: C'mon kid, let's go.
Judy Geller: Ahh, are you hadsome.
Jack Geller: Let's show 'em.
Ross Geller: Okay dad.
Jack Geller: Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining-Oh no.
Judy Geller: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Monica Geller: I can't believe you did that.
Ross Geller: Yeah, well.
Phoebe Buffay: See, he's her lobster.
Monica Geller: Nooooo. You're really not going?
Rachel Green: Yeah. It's just gonna be too hard. Y'know? I mean, it's Ross. How can I watch him get married? Y'know it's just, it's for the best, y'know it is, it's... Y'know, plus, somebody's got to stay here with Phoebe! Y'know she's gonna be pretty big by then, and she needs someone to help her tie her shoes; drive her to the hospital in case she goes into labour.
Monica Geller: You don't have a car. And your license expired.
Rachel Green: I know. Yeah, see, there's so much to do and I have so little time to do it in.
Chandler Bing: All right, check it out. Check this out. It says here that there's a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums! "It's almost as good as being there."
Joey Tribbiani: It's better! You can't go to a museum in your underwear!
Chandler Bing: Well, You could, but... probably just the one time.
Joey Tribbiani: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
Chandler Bing: If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh-ho! I bet the British version is gooooood!