Chandler Bing: How did the job stuff go?
Rachel Green: He offered me one.
Ross Geller: You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Rachel Green: The job is in Paris. FADE OUT.
Rachel Green: Oh, God! Please, somebody say something.
Ross Geller: So if you take this job you'll be moving to Paris?
Chandler Bing: Or facing a bitch of a commute.
Rachel Green: I know, it's huge, and it's scary, and it's... really far, far away from you guys, but this is such an incredible opportunity for me. And I've already talked to them about our situation with Emma, and they said they'll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable.
Ross Geller: Okay.
Rachel Green: I mean, I'll fly back and forth, they'll fly you out... Anything we want.
Chandler Bing: My boss said I might be getting a new lamp in my cubicle.
Ross Geller: All right, we'll work it out.
Rachel Green: Thank you! Thank you!
Ross Geller: Yeah, yeah! You sure this is what you want?
Rachel Green: I think it is.
Phoebe Buffay: Ooh, what's going on?
Rachel Green: I got a really incredible job offer.
Joey Tribbiani: Hey, great! All right!
Phoebe Buffay: Good for you!
Rachel Green: It's in Paris.
Joey Tribbiani: What? No, no, no! No, no... no... no, no... No, too much is changing, okay? First, Phoebe getting married Congratulations! ... and then these two move into a stupid house in the stupid suburbs...
Monica Geller: Hey, this afternoon you said you'd be supportive...
Joey Tribbiani: Well, it comes and goes. I wouldn't trust it.
Rachel Green: Look, you guys... this is really, really important to me. And it means a lot if you could try to get on board.
Phoebe Buffay: Of course we can. Congratulations. Yay! Joey...
Joey Tribbiani: No, no, no. My hugs are reserved for people STAYING IN AMERICA.
Rachel Green: Joey, it would mean so...
Joey Tribbiani: Hey! No! Get your France-going-arms away from me.
Rachel Green: Joey...
Phoebe Buffay: You okay with this?
Chandler Bing: Well, it makes me feel sad, but...
Phoebe Buffay: Talking to Ross.
Chandler Bing: I see.
Ross Geller: Well, Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day. How can I be okay with this?
Monica Geller: I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job.
Ross Geller: Do you think if the Ralph Lauren people offered her her old job back, she would take it?
Monica Geller: How is that gonna happen?
Chandler Bing: Is this the best way to use one of your three magic wishes?
Ross Geller: I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
Monica Geller: You mean the guy who kept calling you Ron?
Ross Geller: I didn't say we were brothers.
Monica Geller: Hey Phoebe. Hey, tell me what you think. All right. The house next door to the one that we're buying in Westchester? Just went on the market. I wanna take a look at it, but Chandler doesn't.
Chandler Bing: We close escrow tomorrow, so seeing another house can only confuse us, and we're easily confused. We're not very bright.
Monica Geller: But what if it is better than ours? Should we at least look?
Chandler Bing: What do you think Pheebs?
Phoebe Buffay: Well, I think that shirt makes you look like you should work at a Baskin Robbins... Anyway... Hey, isn't Joey's agent Estelle Leonard?
Chandler Bing: Yeah.
Phoebe Buffay: She died.
Chandler Bing: You're kidding!
Monica Geller: That's terrible!
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, last Saturday. Wow! She was the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic. Oh, wait a minute, I read the wrong one.
Chandler Bing: Oh yeah?
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, she was just an agent.
Monica Geller: Joey's gonna be *so* upset.
Chandler Bing: I know. *He* always wanted to be the first black man to cross the Atlantic.
Phoebe Buffay: Well, we cannot tell Joey about this. He's already flipping out about everything that's changing. This will push him over the edge.
Monica Geller: Seriously, you don't think we should tell him?
Phoebe Buffay: Well, not for a little while. Let's just give him a few days to get used to everything else.
Monica Geller: What if he reads it in the paper?
Chandler Bing: Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay.
Mr. Zelner: May I help you?
Ross Geller: Yeah, I'm a friend of Rachel Green's. Uhm, actually we met at the Christmas party about two years ago.
Mr. Zelner: Oh right, uhm, Don?
Ross Geller: Close. Ron.
Mr. Zelner: Uh... What can I do for you?
Ross Geller: Uhm, well... I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back.
Mr. Zelner: Ah, did she ask you to come here and do this?
Ross Geller: Oh, no. At first I have to get you to agree. Then we'll see if she wants to come back.
Mr. Zelner: Wow, that is tempting.
Ross Geller: Look, she loved her job here. And let's face it: you're not gonna find anyone who did it as well as she did it. Isn't that true?
Mr. Zelner: She is good!
Ross Geller: Huh, I took a shot there.
Mr. Zelner: But I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do... Ah, it's not true, there is... nothing I want to do.
Ross Geller: I see... Thanks very much. Is this your son?
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, his name is Ross. What?
Ross Geller: Oh, nothing, it's just, it's close to Ron. Does he.. Does little Ross like dinosaurs by any chance?
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, they're all he talks about, why?
Ross Geller: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. . I just heard it as you must have heard it and that's not good. Let me start again. I'm a paleontologist, you'll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones... fossils!
Mr. Zelner: You can really arrange that?
Ross Geller: You let Rachel come back, and it's done.
Mr. Zelner: Well, I guess having Rachel back wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
Ross Geller: Yeah! Yes! Thank you! This is great. Thank you so much. And I swear, your kid is going to have the time of his life.
Mr. Zelner: That's great. I worry about little Ross. He's always reading, he's collecting rocks and he's obsessed with dinosaurs.
Ross Geller: He'll be fine.
Joey Tribbiani: Hey Phoebe.
Phoebe Buffay: Hey. Everything ok?
Joey Tribbiani: I'm just mad at my agent.
Phoebe Buffay: Estelle? Why?
Joey Tribbiani: There's a part in a TV movie that I would be perfect for and I didn't even be put up for it! She'd better have a good reason.
Phoebe Buffay: I'm guessing she does.
Joey Tribbiani: Well I'm wanna hear it, because she keeps doing this.
Phoebe Buffay: Well, no, no, wait, wait, wait. All right, I gotta go. Just listen. Promise me, that you will wait a minute before you call her.
Joey Tribbiani: Ok. Why?
Phoebe Buffay: Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason.
Joey Tribbiani: I love that saying! .
Joey Tribbiani: Hello?
Phoebe Buffay: Joey, it's Estelle.
Joey Tribbiani: I was just gonna call you! That's weird.
Phoebe Buffay: It's a little coincidental, but believable. . Listen, I'm sure you're wondering why I didn't get you an audition for that TV movie.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, actually I am!
Phoebe Buffay: I guess I dropped the ball there. Whoopsie!
Joey Tribbiani: That's it? You know, it seems all you do lately is drop the ball.
Phoebe Buffay: Don't take that tone with me. Who you think you are? Alan Lemond, the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic?
Joey Tribbiani: No, no, look. All I'm saying is that you're my agent, ok? And you're not getting me into any auditions and I'm tired of it.
Phoebe Buffay: What are you saying?
Joey Tribbiani: I'm saying that... . This isn't working for me anymore, ok? Estelle, you're fired. Goodbye. .
Phoebe Buffay: Man, tough week for Estelle!
Ross Geller: Hi.
Rachel Green: Hi.
Ross Geller: Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can't sleep without it.
Rachel Green: Oh, well, she's asleep now. Stop forcing that thing on her.
Ross Geller: Ok.
Rachel Green: Oh, you're not gonna believe what happened to me today! Ralph Lauren called, and gave me my job back!
Ross Geller: Nooo!
Rachel Green: Yee. I mean, it was so weirdest thing. They fired me and then out of nowhere they just hire me back! I mean, that place must have been falling apart without me.
Ross Geller: So, you're not going to Paris.
Rachel Green: No, I'm still going.
Ross Geller: Wh... wh...what?
Rachel Green: When the Louis Vuitton people found out that Ralph Lauren wanted me back, the offered me more money! Isn't that great?
Ross Geller: Yeeeah!
Monica Geller: Hi. We're buying the house next door, and we were wondering if we could just take a look around.
Lady: Oh, sure. I'm showing it to someone else right now, but please, look around.
Monica Geller: Thanks.
Chandler Bing: It feels like we're cheating on our house. And if we're gonna cheat, shouldn't it be with like a hot, younger house, that does stuff that our house won't do?
Monica Geller: Ours is so much better! This living room is smaller, the dining room looks like a cave! What a hole!
Lady: So? What do you think?
Monica Geller: Love it!
Lady: Well, we already have one offer on it, and I think the lady upstairs is goning to make another one.
Monica Geller: They could be our neighbors, what are they like?
Lady: Oh, the woman upstairs is very nice. She and her husband have two kids, he's on Wall Street and she...
Janice Litman Goralnik: Oh my God! .
Chandler Bing: Sure.
Phoebe Buffay: Hey Joey, want come with me to... are you ok?
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, I just... I just feel bad about firing Estelle. This is got to be killing her.
Phoebe Buffay: No, that wouldn't kill her. Ordinary embolism might.
Joey Tribbiani: I don't know. She's got to be taking it hard, I was like her only client. Except for this guy who eats paper. And I'm guessing he eats more money than he makes. Look, I know she's not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years. I'm gonna call her and hire her again.
Phoebe Buffay: No, no, no! Don't call her! You wait for her to call you.
Joey Tribbiani: Why?
Phoebe Buffay: Because patience is the road to understanding which ... is the key... to a happy heart.
Joey Tribbiani: You blow me away.
Phoebe Buffay: All right, so promise you're gonna wait for her to call you?
Joey Tribbiani: I promise. And that means, never having to give a reason.
Janice Litman Goralnik: What a small world!
Chandler Bing: And yet I never run into Beyonce!
Realtor: You two know each other?
Janice Litman Goralnik: Oh, we go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin! . So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie.
Chandler Bing: Don't, don't!
Monica Geller: No, actually, we're buying the house next door.
Chandler Bing: Why!?
Monica Geller: I don't know why.
Janice Litman Goralnik: Ooh, that decides it then. I was on the fence. But knowing that you two would be our neighbors? Ah! now we have to get it! Ellen, we're going to talk numbers.
Chandler Bing: This can not be happening!
Monica Geller: Okay, the realtor said another couple made an offer. Maybe the Janice's won't get it! Maybe the other couple will.
Chandler Bing: The only way that that is going to happen, is if the other couple are the Hitlers.
Monica Geller: Okay, Okay, All right. What if we got both houses? Huh? We can turn this house into a guest house.
Chandler Bing: That is a great idea! And by the way, I don't mean to sound distasteful, but when did you start crapping money!?
Monica Geller: Okay, you come up with an idea.
Chandler Bing: Alright alright, we still have three hours till escrow closes on our house. We can still get out.
Monica Geller: But we love our house.
Chandler Bing: Will we love it so much with her next door? And she's gonna be louder out here too. Just the crickets and "Oh My God"!
Monica Geller: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body.
Chandler Bing: Well, we have to do something. We can't have her living next door. Oh, that does it too.
Mr. Zelner: Who is it?
Ross Geller: It's me. Ron. Look, I um, I now Rachel turned you down but I think there is a way you might be able to get her to come back.
Mr. Zelner: This may surprise you, but re-hiring fired employees, is not my main job.
Ross Geller: Just hear me out. How would you feel about offering her a raise?
Mr. Zelner: Not good, Ron.
Ross Geller: Perhaps I can persuade you. What if you can give your son this genuine pterodactyl egg replica.
Mr. Zelner: Wow, that's pretty cool.
Ross Geller: Huh? So? We have a deal?
Mr. Zelner: Okay, you got it.
Ross Geller: Yes! yes!
Mr. Zelner: This is gonna make me very popular.
Ross Geller: Oh, Believe me, the ladies, they love it!
Mr. Zelner: I meant with my son.
Ross Geller: Good, 'cause the ladies, not so much.
Answering Machine: Joey, this is Al T. Booker, the guy who eats paper. I'm sure you've heard that Estelle passed away. I wanted to let you know there's a memorial for her at the Westside chapel, tomorrow at ten. Hope you can make it.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh my God. Hello?
Phoebe Buffay: Joey, it's Estelle.
Joey Tribbiani: Estelle?
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, I wanted to call and tell you that there's no hard feelings for firing me.
Joey Tribbiani: Ok-ay. I just, I can't believe you're calling me?
Phoebe Buffay: Well, I didn't think I should just drop by...
Joey Tribbiani: No, no, no! Don't drop by, don't drop by!
Phoebe Buffay: Anyway, you did what you had to do. I'm okay.
Joey Tribbiani: Can I ask you something? Uhm, what's it like there?
Phoebe Buffay: It's alright. Look kiddo, I gotta go. Good luck with the career. You're gonna be huge.
Joey Tribbiani: Thanks for everything Estelle. Bye. "out of area". Boy, I'll say.
Janice Litman Goralnik: Well... I just talked to Sid, we are definitely putting in an offer on the house... a-a-and I'll bet we get it.
Chandler Bing: The Hitlers will be so disappointed.
Janice Litman Goralnik: All right, I got to run. Tell Monica I say goodbye. And... I'll see you later, neighbor.
Chandler Bing: Wait! I just want you to know that... I'm so happy you're going to be here.
Janice Litman Goralnik: Oh, me too...
Chandler Bing: Because... that way... we can pick up where we left off.
Janice Litman Goralnik: Huh?
Chandler Bing: I never stopped loving you.
Janice Litman Goralnik: Oh... my...
Chandler Bing: Yeah, yeah, yeah! I want you... I need you... I must have you Janice Litman Goralnik Neihosenstein.
Janice Litman Goralnik: Chandler, what are you talking about?
Chandler Bing: Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.
Janice Litman Goralnik: I don't know what to say... I mean, you know, obviously we have this... heat between us.
Chandler Bing: Obviously.
Janice Litman Goralnik: But I love my husband. And I know you love your wife. Now, I don't think we should get this house now.
Chandler Bing: Don't say that. Don't tangle the dream and take it away.
Janice Litman Goralnik: Chandler, one of us has got to be strong.
Chandler Bing: I understand.
Janice Litman Goralnik: Although, maybe just... one last moment of weakness... Goodbye Chandler Bing.
Chandler Bing: They're never coming down now.
Rachel Green: Hi!
Ross Geller: Hey!
Rachel Green: You are never going to believe what happened to me today.
Ross Geller: What?
Rachel Green: Ralph Lauren called again and they offered me more money.
Ross Geller: They did?
Rachel Green: Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we'll do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron... I don't even know what department that guy's in.
Ross Geller: So, what are you gonna do?
Rachel Green: Well, I took it.
Ross Geller: That's great! So you're staying in New York!
Both: YAY! WHOO! YAY!
Ross Geller: You're excited, right?
Rachel Green: Ye-ah. Yeah! You know, the money's great. It's certainly the easier choice...
Ross Geller: Right!
Rachel Green: Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Ooh, absolutely... Oh...! Yeah, but you know, this is... it's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can...
Ross Geller: Uhm, I hadn't no you... I had no idea you were so excited about Paris. Uhm, I mean, you said you were scared.
Rachel Green: Well yeah, but I mean, it was good scared though, you know? Like when I-moved-to-New-York scared. Or uhm, when I-found-out-I-was-gonna-have-Emma scared... But this is... fine. This is gonna be good.
Ross Geller: You should go.
Rachel Green: What?
Ross Geller: It's what you want. You should go.
Rachel Green: You really think so?
Ross Geller: I really do.
Rachel Green: But I already told Zelner that I would come back...
Ross Geller: I'm sure he'll understand.
Rachel Green: All right. ALL RIGHT! I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go to Paris.
Ross Geller: Yeah...
Rachel Green: Yeah! I'm going to Paris. Thank you, Ross!
Ross Geller: Yeah, yeah, oh!
Rachel Green: Oh! Oh, I'm so happy.
Ross Geller: Then I'm happy too.
Joey Tribbiani: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. Dude, where's my speech? That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody.


Joey Tribbiani: All right, all right, all right, let's play one more time, ok? And remember, if I win you do not move to Paris.
Rachel Green: Ok! Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on! All right Joe, you remember the rules! Heads I win, tails you lose.
Joey Tribbiani: Just flip!
Rachel Green: Ha, tails!
Joey Tribbiani: Damnit!
Chandler Bing: Hey!
Joey Tribbiani: Hey!
Chandler Bing: So we thought we'd throw you little going away party around seven.
Rachel Green: Oh, that sounds good!
Monica Geller: Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow, shouldn't you be packing?
Rachel Green: It's all done!
Monica Geller: Oh, yeah, right! And after I took a shower this morning I just threw my towel on the floor! Oh God, it hurts to even joke about it.
Rachel Green: I know... Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom, this is Emma's Paris stuff, these are the boxes that I'm having shipped, and that's the sandwich that I made for the plane...
Monica Geller: Ok, so you've done some good work! What about your carry-ons?
Rachel Green: Oh, well. Everything that I need is in here and my travel documents are on the counter organized in the order that I will be needing them.
Monica Geller: Oh my God! I have nothing left to teach you!
Chandler Bing: Where's your passport?
Rachel Green: It should be right next to my plane ticket.
Chandler Bing: Well, it's not.
Rachel Green: What? Maybe I put it in here . Oh, oh, it's not in there! Oh, no! I must have packed it in one of these boxes!
Monica Geller: Here, let me help you.
Rachel Green: Shoot. Oh, I can't believe I did this!
Chandler Bing: At what point did it stop being funny that I took her passport? OPENING SEQUENCE.
Monica Geller: Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?
Erica: I know.
Monica Geller: You don't mind me touching your belly, do you?
Erica: No, I don't mind you touching my belly, but right now your hand is kind of blocking the part where the baby is gonna come out.
Ross Geller: Hey!
Erica: Hi.
Ross Geller: Hey Erica, welcome back to town! Wow, look how big you've gotten.
Erica: That's because I'm pregnant!
Ross Geller: Right, no, I understand.
Erica: Oh, ok. I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.
Ross Geller: No, no, I knew .
Monica Geller: Okay, well, stop staring at them.
Ross Geller: She brought them up! I didn't realize you were coming back so soon!
Erica: Hey, well, in a couple of weeks I won't be able to travel.
Monica Geller: Yeah, and I wanted her to get to know the doctors and get settled into the hotel.
Ross Geller: Hotel? Why isn't she staying with you guys?
Monica Geller: Because we're moving in a couple of days and it just didn't make sense.
Erica: Plus hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks!
Ross Geller: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...
Monica Geller: Ross! She's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.
Erica: I'll be right back.
Ross Geller: Oh man, I can't believe you guys are leaving this place.
Monica Geller: Oh, I know. I know. Hey, you know, you can take it if you want! The lease is still in Nana's name.
Ross Geller: No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?
Monica Geller: Yeah, it takes two incomes.
Ross Geller: Hey, is Chandler here? We talked about catching a movie.
Monica Geller: Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room.
Ross Geller: Mhm, packing - sexy cheerleader comedy.
Monica Geller: Mhm, helpful brother - creepy loner at teen movie.
Ross Geller: What are you guys doing?
Joey Tribbiani: Try it, I can't feel a thing!
Monica Geller: Are, are you kidding? This is packing?
Chandler Bing: We're taking a break!
Monica Geller: From?
Chandler Bing: Jumping on the bed?
Monica Geller: All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!
Ross Geller: You got it! . All right, she's right, we gotta get serious. Let's put styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him!
Chandler Bing: No, no, no, guys. She's right. We should get to work. I'll take stuff out of the closet, Joey you pack 'em and Ross you re-pack whatever Joey packs.
Joey Tribbiani: You guys hear a ringing?
Chandler Bing: What the hell is this?
Joey Tribbiani: Hey! Handcuffs! And fur line, nice! I didn't know you guys had it in ya!
Ross Geller: Chandler, you don't have a sister so you can't understand how much this bums me out.
Chandler Bing: I didn't know Monica had these!
Joey Tribbiani: Mhm, maybe she used them with another boyfriend. Maybe Richard!
Chandler Bing: Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!
Ross Geller: Bumming hard, guys, bumming hard.
Phoebe Buffay: Hey!
Monica Geller: Hey! Where's Mike?
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, he has a gig. I kinda like being married to a rock star, you know. My husband has a gig.
Ross Geller: Yeah? Yeah, where is it?
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, he's playing organ for a children's roller-skating party.
Ross Geller: Rock on! Phoebe : Wow, this is quite a spread! What is all this stuff?
Monica Geller: Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy: smoke oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust, kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange.
Joey Tribbiani: Hey.
Chandler Bing: Hey.
Ross Geller: Hey, where's Rach?
Joey Tribbiani: Oh, she's putting Emma down, she'll be over in a second.
Ross Geller: Great.
Joey Tribbiani: Now it just hit her that she's leaving and she's kind of emotional so no one say anything to set her off, ok?
Monica Geller: Yeah.
Everyone: Hey Rach, hey you.
Ross Geller: Here she is!
Rachel Green: Hi you guys!
Joey Tribbiani: What did I just say?
Rachel Green: No, no, no. It's ok. I'm gonna be fine.
Monica Geller: Come here, I'll make you a drink.
Ross Geller: Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?
Chandler Bing: I know, she's been such a big part of my life. And it feels like when Melrose Place got cancelled. I mean... oh, forget it. I miss Melrose Place!
Joey Tribbiani: You know, I had a chance to stop her too!
Ross Geller: Yeah?
Joey Tribbiani: Who loses fifty seven coin tosses in a row? Head she wins, tails I lose. Wait a minute...
Chandler Bing: Yes, Joe?
Joey Tribbiani: I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning!
Phoebe Buffay: You doing ok?
Rachel Green: Well, I've been better.
Phoebe Buffay: Uh-hmm.
Rachel Green: You guys are gonna come and visit me, right?
Phoebe Buffay: Yes! You know, in six months the Statute of Limitations runs out and I can travel internationally again!
Rachel Green: I'm gonna miss you so much.
Phoebe Buffay: I know.
Rachel Green: You know what? Uhm, I have some goodbye stuff that I wanted to say to each of you and I was gonna save it until the end of the night, but come here .
Ross Geller: Hey, what do you think they're doing in there?
Joey Tribbiani: Huh, if I had to guess I'd say Rachel is putting on the bubble wrap and Phoebe is doing the punching.
Rachel Green: Oh, Pheebs, I don't even know where to start.
Phoebe Buffay: Ok well, before you do, I know we weren't supposed to get you going away presents, but I do have something for you.
Rachel Green: Oh, oh. . What is this?
Phoebe Buffay: It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!
Rachel Green: I'm gonna throw this away, but thank you so much for the gesture!
Monica Geller: Chandler? I was just in our bedroom and I found these on my pillow.
Chandler Bing: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!
Monica Geller: What are you talking about? These aren't mine.
Chandler Bing: Oh yeah, right! Good luck getting another scarf dance from me!
Monica Geller: That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before.
Chandler Bing: Really? Then what are they doing in our guestroom?
Monica Geller: Rachel used to live in that room.
Chandler Bing: Rachel... with handcuffs! Interesting!
Monica Geller: Joey's bare ass!
Chandler Bing: . Well played.
Rachel Green: I love you Phoebe.
Phoebe Buffay: I love you too. Please don't... Don't turn into... you know... French bitch!
Rachel Green: All right. Well, if I gonna do this, I'd better keep going.
Phoebe Buffay: Ok.
Rachel Green: Ok. Monica?
Monica Geller: Yeah?
Rachel Green: Can you come here with me for a minute?
Monica Geller: Sure.
Phoebe Buffay: Are you wearing waterproof mascara?
Monica Geller: No.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, you're so screwed.
Ross Geller: Hey. What was that all about?
Phoebe Buffay: She's gonna say goodbye to each of us individually.
Ross Geller: Are you kidding? Oh my God...
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.
Ross Geller: Oh, man, I'm not going to be able to handle this. Now I know how my students feel at the end of each year. And why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations.
Rachel Green: Mon... Okay... I've gotta... just say what it is I'm gonna say... None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years, would have happened if it wasn't for you. No-one has been more like a sister to me...
Monica Geller: I know what you mean. You're like a sister to me too.
Rachel Green: I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...
Monica Geller: You're the best friend I ever had.
Rachel Green:
Monica Geller: What?
Rachel Green: I... I... I...
Monica Geller: That is so sweet.
Ross Geller: Oh no, she took down Monica... And I'm the crier in the family. Oh God! I could be next. Maybe she won't talk with me if it looks like we're deep in converstation. Oh, so that thing you said about the thing. It really made me think about that other thing.
Chandler Bing: Uh, Rach?
Ross Geller: Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.
Joey Tribbiani: I really made you think about that thing uh?
Chandler Bing: Uh, Rach... I think I have something that belongs to you.
Rachel Green: Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get.
Chandler Bing: No, no, no... They're really yours. We... found them in your old room.
Rachel Green: Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with...
Chandler Bing: Don't say Richard! Well, if they're not Monica's and they're not yours, then whose are they?
Rachel Green: Well, I think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room.
Chandler Bing: Pheebs!
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah!
Chandler Bing: I think these are yours.
Phoebe Buffay: These are not mine... Look how flimsy they are, come on! Good God! You try to hang a guy from a waterpipe with these, they'll snap like a piece of licorice.
Rachel Green: Can I talk to you alone for a minute?
Chandler Bing: Sure. You don't really handcuff guys to waterpipes do you?
Phoebe Buffay: Where do you think Mike really is?
Rachel Green: Oh honey...
Chandler Bing: Let me just say something... Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... I just want to say that I... I love you... And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving.
Rachel Green: Oh, you know what? Let's not say anything else. I love you.
Chandler Bing: Ooh, not so tight... I'm sorry, just give me one more chance.
Rachel Green: Okay. Oh...
Rachel Green: Oh!
Chandler Bing: I'm sor... Just go. Just go. I can't, I can't.
Monica Geller: So, I guess you're next. You're ready?
Ross Geller: I don't think so.
Chandler Bing: Oh, you're definately not. I haven't cried like that in years.
Monica Geller: You cried yesterday at the six o'clock news.
Chandler Bing: That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic.
Ross Geller: God! I can't believe she saved me for last. Why are they taking so long?
Phoebe Buffay: I don't know. But, God, Joey seems to be handling it suprisingly well.
Everyone: No, no, no, no!
Ross Geller: Okay, here we go...
Rachel Green: Oh... Well...
Ross Geller: Yeah...
Rachel Green: I think I'm gonna take off.
Ross Geller: Huh?
Rachel Green: Oh, you guys. This was an amazing night. Thank you so much. I love you. Good night.
Ross Geller: What? I don't get a goodbye?
Joey Tribbiani: Lucky bastard!
Ross Geller: Unbelievable. She says goodbye to everyone but me.
Monica Geller: Well, maybe she thought that with all of your history it could be, you know, implicit.
Ross Geller: Well, it needs to be plicit.
Joey Tribbiani: All right, let's think about this. I mean, there's got to be an explanation. Uh... did you do anything to make her mad?
Ross Geller: No, I don't think so.
Phoebe Buffay: You know, maybe she was just really spent from our talk. It was pretty intense.
Monica Geller: Yeah. Mine too.
Chandler Bing: Mine was a humdinger.
Ross Geller: O-kay... I mean, don't I deserve anything? I mean, a few tears, a cursory hug? NOT FROM YOU!
Phoebe Buffay: Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her.
Monica Geller: And say what? "You owe me a goodbye", I mean, he's got more pride than that.
Ross Geller: THE HELL I DO!
Ross Geller: I don't get a goodbye?
Rachel Green: What?
Ross Geller: Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things.
Rachel Green: Ross...
Ross Geller: Oh no, maybe it's me, I'm just not giving you enough credit. Uh, I mean it is difficult to say goodbye to five people. Uh, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, good... IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. You know what? After all we've been through, I can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us. Have a, have a good time in Paris.
Monica Geller: I hope Ross isn't too upset.
Joey Tribbiani: I'm sure he's not more bummed out than I am.
Phoebe Buffay: Tell me about it.
Chandler Bing: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
Phoebe Buffay: All right, I think I'm gonna head out.
Monica Geller: Uh, where do you think you're going?
Phoebe Buffay: I thought I was going home to go to bed, but I'm sensing there's something less fun for me to do here.
Monica Geller: We're moving in a couple of days and we've got a lot of packing to do. It would be great if you guys could pitch in.
Chandler Bing: Joey and I can finish up in the guest room.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh, yeah, yeah, good idea.
Monica Geller: Oh no! You and Phoebe are gonna help me in here.
Chandler Bing: You couldn't be cool.
Monica Geller: Okay, we're gonna start in the kitchen. Plates get put into plate protectors and stacked ten to a box. The silverware gets bundled in rubber bands and then bubble wrapped. Got it?
Monica Geller: Good! Now I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember, if I am harsh with you, it is only because you are doing it wrong.
Chandler Bing: Hey Mon, I think I figured out whose handcuffs they are.
Monica Geller: You did? How?
Chandler Bing: Well, I was cleaning out the closet and I found some pictures of them... being used.
Monica Geller: Oh my God! Let me see.
Joey Tribbiani: Who's that dirty old lady?
Chandler Bing: Monica's grandmother.
Monica Geller: Nana liked it rough!
Erica: Hi!
Everyone: Hey!
Joey Tribbiani: Come on here, have a seat.
Phoebe Buffay: How was your night?
Erica: Oh, it was okay. I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.
Monica Geller: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
Monica Geller: Oh my God!
Chandler Bing: Relax! We just get her some antacids.
Monica Geller: She doesn't have a stomach ache, she's in labor.
Chandler Bing: Oh my God!
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, you got to get to the hospital.
Monica Geller: All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh!
Chandler Bing: Honey, it's gonna be okay.
Erica: You can do this. Just breathe.
Monica Geller: Okay, okay... Okay, I feel a little better.
Erica: Ooh! Are you sure?
Monica Geller: Oh... Yes, I'm sure. Oh honey, let's go. Okay bye everyone.
Joey Tribbiani: Chandler, wait, wait, wait...
Chandler Bing: What?
Joey Tribbiani: If you get a second, find out where she got that cheeseburger.
Rachel Green: You really think I didn't say goodbye to you because I don't care?
Ross Geller: That's what it seemed like.
Rachel Green: I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know ONE thing about me.
Ross Geller: Fine, then why didn't you say something?
Rachel Green: Because it is too damn hard Ross. I can't even begin to explain to you how much I'm gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go... Okay, so if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there, all right, there's your goodbye... Oh!
Ross Geller: Rach!
Rachel Green: What?
Ross Geller: You keep, you keep... You can't...
Rachel Green: WHAT?
Joey Tribbiani: A little more.
Phoebe Buffay: Okay.
Joey Tribbiani: A little more, a little more. A little more... All right. Okay, all right, let's do this.
Phoebe Buffay: All right, ready?
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah. All right, now give me your best shot.
Phoebe Buffay: All right, here it goes...
Joey Tribbiani: Doesn't work...


Jennifer Aniston: Previously on Friends.
Monica Geller: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach-aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
Monica Geller: Oh my God!
Chandler Bing: Relax! We'll just get her some antacids.
Monica Geller: She doesn't have a stomach-ache. She's in labor!
Chandler Bing: Oh my God!
Rachel Green: So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me.
Ross Geller: Rach!
Rachel Green: What?!
Ross Geller: Hey.
Rachel Green: Shh.. Go back to sleep. I have to go home.
Ross Geller: Oh. This was amazing.
Rachel Green: It really was. You've learned some new moves!
Ross Geller: Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me "Sex for Dummies" as a joke.
Rachel Green: Ah.
Ross Geller: Who's laughing now?
Rachel Green: I know!
Monica Geller: Breathe, breathe, breathe... Good.
Chandler Bing: Next time, can I say breathe?
Monica Geller: No, last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her! Can I get you anything? You want some more ice chips?
Erica: No, I'm okay.
Monica Geller: Alright, I'll be right back.
Chandler Bing: Where are you going?
Monica Geller: To use the bathroom.
Chandler Bing: You can't leave me alone with her.
Monica Geller: What?
Chandler Bing: This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with!
Monica Geller: What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?
Chandler Bing: It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together.
Monica Geller: You'll be fine. Nah, you won't, but I'll be back in two minutes.
Chandler Bing: Okay.
Chandler Bing: So, ah... Any plans for the summer?
Erica: I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
Chandler Bing: Hah. May not wanna mention this. So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know; going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?
Erica: What?
Chandler Bing: Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.
Chandler Bing: One of life's great, unanswerable questions. I mean, who knows? Maybe there's something even more painful than those things? Like this.
Phoebe Buffay: Morning.
Joey Tribbiani: Hey!
Phoebe Buffay: What's that?
Joey Tribbiani: It's my house-warming present for Monica and Chandler.
Phoebe Buffay: It's a baby chick and duck!
Joey Tribbiani: Uh-huh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr.
Phoebe Buffay: I did not see that coming.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to.
Phoebe Buffay: Yes.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah. It's a shame people can't visit there.
Phoebe Buffay: That is the rule, though.
Phoebe Buffay: Guess what? You're almost an uncle!
Ross Geller: What?
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
Ross Geller: Oh my God!
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, and I have a definite feeling it's gonna be a girl.
Ross Geller: Phoebe, you were sure Ben was gonna be a girl.
Phoebe Buffay: Have you seen him throw a ball?
Ross Geller: Is Rachel here?
Joey Tribbiani: Uh, I think she's still asleep. Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you.
Ross Geller: Uh, we, y'know, we worked things out.
Phoebe Buffay: What's that smile? Did something happen with you two?
Ross Geller: Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!
Joey Tribbiani: Oh my God. You and Rachel?
Ross Geller: I know, it's pretty great.
Joey Tribbiani: So what does that mean? Are you guys getting back together?
Ross Geller: Oh, I.. I don't know. We didn't really get to talk.
Phoebe Buffay: But do you wanna get back together?
Ross Geller: I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together.
Phoebe Buffay: YAY!
Ross Geller: Shhh!
Phoebe Buffay: Yay!
Joey Tribbiani: So, so is she still going to Paris?
Ross Geller: Wow, I hadn't thought of that. I hope not.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, this is like the best day ever. Ever! You guys might get back together, Monica and Chandler are getting their baby, there are chicks and ducks in the world again! Oh, I feel like I'm in a musical! "Daa - raa... When the sun comes up, bright and beaming! And the moon comes..."
Rachel Green: Morning!
Phoebe Buffay: Guess we'll never know how it ends.
Joey Tribbiani: Okay.
Ross Geller: Hey.
Rachel Green: Hey.
Ross Geller: Hey. How did you sleep?
Rachel Green: Good. You?
Ross Geller: Good.
Joey Tribbiani: I bet you did!
Ross Geller: Uh. Would you guys mind giving us a minute?
Joey Tribbiani: Sure, yeah. Will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck?
Rachel Green: Chick and the duck? Didn't they die...
Phoebe Buffay: Dive. Yeah, they dove head-first into fun on the farm.
Ross Geller: So...
Ross Geller: Morning.
Rachel Green: You too. Last night was just wonderful.
Ross Geller: It really was.
Rachel Green: I woke up today with the biggest smile on my face.
Ross Geller: I know, me too. It was... You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, and then it does, and it's everything you want it to be.
Rachel Green: Uh-huh. I know. It was just, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye.
Monica Geller: It's just a little bit more, honey.
Erica: Help me! This hurts!
Chandler Bing: Is it really that bad?
Erica: Uh-huh! I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!
Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
Monica Geller: Oh! Oh my God! That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!
Chandler Bing: I'm okay.
Monica Geller: Chandler, you don't wanna miss this. This is the birth of your child! It's the miracle of life!
Chandler Bing: Alright. Wow, that is one disgusting miracle.
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Monica Geller: It's a... It's a boy!
Chandler Bing: Wow!
Erica: Is he okay?
Doctor: He's just fine.
Monica Geller: Oh, you did it!
Chandler Bing: It's a baby! A beautiful little baby! And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Chandler Bing: Well, that's spongy.
Monica Geller: Oh, hey handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! Oh, we are so lucky!
Chandler Bing: I know. He has your eyes.
Chandler Bing: I mean, I know that's not possible, but he does.
Nurse: We'll just get him cleaned up a bit.
Chandler Bing: Okay.
Monica Geller: Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
Erica: I'm really happy for you guys.
Chandler Bing: How do you feel?
Erica: I'm tired!
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Monica Geller: I... I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Monica Geller: We only ordered one!
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Chandler Bing: Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know!
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
Chandler Bing: Well, gosh. That makes me feel so special and good.
Monica Geller: Wait, did you know it was twins?
Doctor: Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio.
Monica Geller: Anybody tell you?
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Monica Geller: This is unbelievable.
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
Chandler Bing: Interesting! Can I see you for a second?
Chandler Bing: What do we do?
Monica Geller: What do you mean "what do we do"?
Chandler Bing: Twins! Twins!!
Monica Geller: Chandler, you're panicking!
Chandler Bing: Uh-huh! Join me, won't you?! Okay, what do you say we keep one, and then just like have an option on the other one?
Monica Geller: We can't split them up!
Chandler Bing: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
Monica Geller: Okay, what if the person who adopts the other one is horrible?
Chandler Bing: What if they're not? What if it's adopted by a king?
Monica Geller: Yeah, because I hear the king is looking to adopt.
Chandler Bing: Monica, we are not ready to have two babies!
Monica Geller: That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies! I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there! We are taking them home, because they are our children!
Chandler Bing: Okay. Shhh...
Chandler Bing: Okay.
Monica Geller: Okay!
Chandler Bing: Okay!
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here.
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
Erica: Ow!
Doctor: Here she comes!
Chandler Bing: She? It's a girl?
Doctor: Yeah.
Chandler Bing: Well, now we have one of each! And that's enough!
Ross Geller: And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh my God! What did you say?
Ross Geller: Nothing! What do you say to that?
Phoebe Buffay: Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel!
Ross Geller: No way!
Joey Tribbiani: You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
Ross Geller: What?
Joey Tribbiani: Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language.
Phoebe Buffay: Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you wanna get back together. If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go.
Ross Geller: You really think so?
Phoebe Buffay: I'm telling you! Oh, okay! This is the part of the musical where there'd be a really good convincing song. "Bam-bam, don't take no for an answer. Bam-bam, don't let love fly away. Bam-bam-bam-bam..."
Rachel Green: Hi!
Phoebe Buffay: Can't a girl finish a song around here?
Joey Tribbiani: Hey!
Rachel Green: Hi! So I just dropped Emma off at my mom's.
Ross Geller: Okay.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?
Rachel Green: No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday.
Phoebe Buffay: Wow, eight hour flight with a one-year old? Good luck, mom.
Rachel Green: Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma!
Ross Geller: Alright, you know what? You're right. I should at least tell her how I feel.
Joey Tribbiani: Ross, wait!
Ross Geller: What? What?
Joey Tribbiani: Could you get me a muffin?
Gunther: Rachel?
Rachel Green: Yeah?
Gunther: I... I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you. I love you.
Gunther: I... I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know.
Rachel Green: Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a cafe, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
Rachel Green: Oh... Bye guys.
Ross Geller: Oh my God!
Phoebe Buffay: Unbelievable!
Joey Tribbiani: Hey, you know what might help?
Ross Geller: I'm not getting you a muffin!
Monica Geller: Do you think they recognize each other from in there?
Chandler Bing: Maybe. Unless they're like two people who have lived in apartments next to each other for years, and then one day they're pushed through a vagina and they meet.
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Monica Geller: There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
Monica Geller: Son of a gun, it is!
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
Monica Geller: Okay, well, bye!
Erica: Bye!
Chandler Bing: Bye!
Monica Geller: We'll call you!
Erica: Okay.
Chandler Bing: Have fun at church-camp!
Monica Geller: Oh, look at these little bunnies!
Chandler Bing: I know! You ready to trade?
Monica Geller: Okay.
Chandler Bing: Okay.
Monica Geller: Alright, let's see..
Chandler Bing: We could trade later.
Monica Geller: Yeah, I'm good.
Phoebe Buffay: Hey, what are you working on?
Joey Tribbiani: It's a... It's a "welcome home" sign for the baby.
Phoebe Buffay: How sweet! Oh, is that the baby?
Joey Tribbiani: No, I sat in the paint.
Ross Geller: Hey.
Phoebe Buffay: Hey. So, did you talk to Rachel?
Ross Geller: No, and I'm not going to.
Phoebe Buffay: What?
Joey Tribbiani: Why not?
Ross Geller: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
Phoebe Buffay: How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night.
Ross Geller: Yeah, and she still wants to go! It's pretty clear where she is.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, I know what you mean. I mean, sometimes...
Phoebe Buffay: Uh, Joe?
Joey Tribbiani: Damn it!
Ross Geller: Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.
Phoebe Buffay: No, you don't! She's going to Paris! She is going to meet somebody. Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's... It's a city of Gunthers!
Mike Hannigan: Hey!
Phoebe Buffay: Hey! What do you have there?
Mike Hannigan: Oh, I made a little something. If I had more time to work on it, it'd be better, but..
Ross Geller: Oh my God! You did that yourself?
Phoebe Buffay: Honey, that's gorgeous!
Joey Tribbiani: You know, the baby can't read, Mike!
Rachel Green: Hi! You guys, the car-service just got here. I can't believe they're not home yet! I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby!
Joey Tribbiani: Monica just called from the cab. She said they should be here any minute. And apparently, there's some big surprise.
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, did she sound happy about it? 'Cause my friend Ethel's baby was born with a teeny, tiny beard.
Rachel Green: Oh my God!
Ross Geller: Oh my God!
Rachel Green: Hi! Oh my gosh!
Chandler Bing: Hey.
Joey Tribbiani: Hey, so what is the big surprise?
Rachel Green: Oh.
Ross Geller: Oh my God!
Rachel Green: What... What...
Ross Geller: Okay, okay, awkward question. The hospital knows you took two, right?
Monica Geller: Yes, it's twins!
Ross Geller: Oh my God.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh, they're so cute! Now, what, what kinds are they?
Monica Geller: This is a boy, and that's a girl.
Chandler Bing: Her name is Erica.
Rachel Green: Aw..
Joey Tribbiani: Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.
Chandler Bing: Yeah. It's a shame you two didn't get to spend more time together.
Monica Geller: Yeah, we named the boy Jack after dad.
Ross Geller: Aw, he's gonna be so happy.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, Jack Bing. I love that. Ooh, it sounds like a '40s newspaper guy, you know? "Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. I'm gonna blow this story wide open!"
Rachel Green: Oh my gosh. Wow, so beautiful.
Mike Hannigan: I want one.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh yeah? Well, tell me which one, and I'll try slip it in my coat.
Mike Hannigan: Seriously. Wanna make one of those?
Phoebe Buffay: One? How about a whole bunch?
Mike Hannigan: Really?
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah! Ooh, we could teach them to sing, and we can be like the Von Trapp family! Only without the Nazis. Although that sounds kinda dull.
Rachel Green: Oh, you guys, I can't believe this. But I'll leave now, or I'm gonna miss my plane.
Monica Geller: I'm just so glad you got to see the babies.
Rachel Green: Me too. Oh, I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this! Alright, I can't say goodbye to you guys again. I love you all so much.
Monica Geller: I love you.
Chandler Bing: I love you.
Monica Geller: Call us when you get there.
Rachel Green: I will. Ross, come here.
Rachel Green: I just want you to know.. Last night.. I'll never forget it.
Ross Geller: Neither will I.
Rachel Green: Alright, now I really have to go. Okay. Au revoir! Oh, they're gonna really hate me over there.
Phoebe Buffay: So, you just let her go?
Ross Geller: Yeah.
Joey Tribbiani: Hey, maybe that's for the best.
Ross Geller: Yeah?
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?
Phoebe Buffay: But now she'll never know how he feels!
Joey Tribbiani: Maybe that's okay. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents.. Right?
Joey Tribbiani: Maybe now you can actually do it. You know? You can finally get over her.
Ross Geller: Yeah, that's true. Except I don't wanna get over her.
Joey Tribbiani: What?
Ross Geller: I don't! I wanna be with her.
Joey Tribbiani: Really?
Ross Geller: Yeah, I'm gonna go after her.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, you are!
Phoebe Buffay: Woo!
Phoebe Buffay: Wait, wait! Get your coat! Get your coat!
Ross Geller: My coat...
Joey Tribbiani: This is so cool!
Chandler Bing: I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!
Joey Tribbiani: But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?
Ross Geller: I don't know, but I.. Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where - where is my coat?!
Phoebe Buffay: You didn't bring one! My cab's downstairs, I'll drive you to the airport.
Ross Geller: Okay, guys, wish me luck.
Phoebe Buffay: Hurry!
Joey Tribbiani: Good luck, good luck!
Ross Geller: There's no seatbelt!
Phoebe Buffay: That's okay. If - if we hit anything, the engine will explode, so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car.
Ross Geller: Alright, alright, let's do this!
Phoebe Buffay: Okay!
Ross Geller: Hey!
Man: 18th and East End.
Phoebe Buffay: I - I don't take passengers.
Man: Hey! The law says you have to accept any fare.
Ross Geller: No, you don't understand. This isn't a real cab.
Man: Alright, I gotta report you. What's your medallion number?
Phoebe Buffay: My medallion number is, "Get out of the cab!"
Man: What?
Ross Geller: Get out of the cab!
Phoebe Buffay: Get out of the cab!
Joey Tribbiani: Oh, hey, hey, can I give you guys your house-warming present now?
Monica Geller: Now, that you can do.
Joey Tribbiani: Alright!
Joey Tribbiani: Ah... Chick Jr.? Duck Jr.? Don't hide from mama!
Phoebe Buffay: You can open your eyes now.
Ross Geller: Are we off the bridge?
Phoebe Buffay: Yes.
Ross Geller: Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?
Phoebe Buffay: Yes, she jumped right back up.
Ross Geller: Oh my God, Phoebe, slow down!
Phoebe Buffay: Do you wanna get to Rachel in time?
Ross Geller: Yes, but I don't wanna die in your cab!
Phoebe Buffay: You should have thought of that before you got in!
Phoebe Buffay: Toll-booth.
Ross Geller: What?
Phoebe Buffay: Toll-booth! Four bucks. There are quarters in the glove compartment.
Phoebe Buffay: Hurry!
Ross Geller: Okay!
Phoebe Buffay: Okay.
Phoebe Buffay: Damn, that window is clean.
Joey Tribbiani: Quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, tweet, quack...
Chandler Bing: We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this.
Joey Tribbiani: Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but for your house-warming gift, I got you a baby-chick and a baby-duck!
Chandler Bing: Really? You got us a chick and a duck?
Monica Geller: Oh, great! Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird feces.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, yeah, they must have jumped off the table, 'cause now they're gone!
Chandler Bing: Oh, don't worry, we'll find them.
Monica Geller: Actually, I'm gonna go check on the twins.
Chandler Bing: Alright.
Monica Geller: Oh God! What did I just step on?
Joey Tribbiani: Oh!
Chandler Bing: It's okay, it's just an egg roll.
Monica Geller: Oh..
Joey Tribbiani: You stepped on my egg roll?
Monica Geller: I'm sorry, I didn't know to look for Chinese food on the floor.
Joey Tribbiani: Just put it on a plate and leave.
Chandler Bing: Okay, let's find these birds.
Joey Tribbiani: Alright.
Joey Tribbiani: Wait, wait. Do you hear that?
Joey Tribbiani: Oh! They're in the table!
Chandler Bing: Well, that can't be good!
Joey Tribbiani: We gotta get them out of there!
Chandler Bing: How?
Joey Tribbiani: Oh, oh! Maybe we can lure them out. You know any birdcalls?
Chandler Bing: Oh, tons, I'm quite the woodsman.
Joey Tribbiani: Well, maybe we can just tip the table a little.
Chandler Bing: Joey, wait! The ball!
Joey Tribbiani: Oh!
Joey Tribbiani: Oh God! So what do we do?
Chandler Bing: I don't know. Maybe we can open this up somehow.
Joey Tribbiani: Okay.
Chandler Bing: No... It's all glued together.
Joey Tribbiani: Does that mean we have to bust it open?
Chandler Bing: I don't know. Maybe.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh my God!
Chandler Bing: I know! It's.. It's the foosball table.
Joey Tribbiani: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine."
Chandler Bing: Did that movie ever get made?
Joey Tribbiani: It did not.
Phoebe Buffay: Ross, where are you going?
Ross Geller: To talk to Rachel, isn't that why we took a ride in the death-cab?
Phoebe Buffay: What? What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?
Ross Geller: Not since my cop-show got cancelled.
Phoebe Buffay: You have to get a ticket to get past security.
Ross Geller: What? We're never gonna make it!
Phoebe Buffay: Not with that attitude! Now, haul ass!
Ross Geller: Okay, if you could all walk slower, that'd be great.


Gate Attendant #1: Madame, your passport please?
Rachel Green: Oh my God! I was so afraid I wasn't gonna remember any of my high-school French, but I understood every word you just said!
Gate Attendant #1: Your boarding pass, please.
Rachel Green: Oh.
Rachel Green: Oh, shoot. I had it. Oh, I can't believe this.
Gate Attendant #1: Madame, if you don't have your boarding pass...
Rachel Green: I have it, I have it, I have it. Oh, okay, I can't find it, but I remember that I was in seat 32C, because that's my bra-size.
Gate Attendant #1: Madame, you must have your boarding pass..
Rachel Green: Okay, fine! But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.
Ross Geller: Hey, I need a ticket.
Phoebe Buffay: Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?
Ross Geller: Fine, two tickets, I need two tickets.
Phoebe Buffay: We're on our honeymoon.
Ticket Agent: And the destination?
Ross Geller: I don't care. Whatever is the cheapest.
Phoebe Buffay: I'm so lucky I married you.
Rachel Green: Oh! Shoot! Damn it! Where is it? Oh! Oh! I found it! I found it!
Rachel Green: Hah! I found it! I told you I would find it! In your face! You're a different person.
Ross Geller: Okay, flight 421 to Paris. I don't see it, do you see it?
Phoebe Buffay: No, did we miss it?
Ross Geller: No, no, no. That's impossible. It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes.
Phoebe Buffay: Maybe we have the flight-number wrong. God.
Monica Geller: Hello.
Phoebe Buffay: Hey, it's me. Here's Ross.
Ross Geller: What? Hey, hey, listen..
Monica Geller: Oh my God! Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making. Listen.
Ross Geller: Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..?
Monica Geller: Oh, I'm sorry. Shoot, they were doing it before.
Ross Geller: That's alright. Listen, listen.
Monica Geller: Oh, wait, wait, wait! Here they go again.
Ross Geller: Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..?
Monica Geller: Isn't that cute?
Ross Geller: That is precious! Listen! I need Rachel's flight information.
Monica Geller: Oh, okay. Alright, it's flight 421. Leaves at 8:40.
Ross Geller: Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board.
Monica Geller: That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8:40, Newark airport.
Ross Geller: What?
Monica Geller: Newark airport. Why, where are you?
Ross Geller: JFK.
Joey Tribbiani: Don't worry, you guys, we're gonna get you out of there.
Chandler Bing: And we're also gonna buy you tiny, bird hearing-aids.
Joey Tribbiani: Okay. Here goes.
Chandler Bing: What's the matter?
Joey Tribbiani: I need to say goodbye to the table first.
Chandler Bing: I understand.
Joey Tribbiani: Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel... All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. You wanna say anything?
Chandler Bing: I don't know. Except that, for one last time... Good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game.
Joey Tribbiani: Okay, here we go. I can't do it.
Chandler Bing: Well, I can't do it either.
Monica Geller: Hey! Did you find them?
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, they're stuck inside the table!
Chandler Bing: We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!
Monica Geller: Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I'll do it. Gimme!
Ross Geller: Phoebe! Wow! No, no, no!
Phoebe Buffay: Well, I've never gone this fast before.
Ross Geller: Phoebe, forget it, okay? Newark is - is like an hour away. There's no way we're gonna make it in time.
Phoebe Buffay: She's got her cell, you could call her.
Ross Geller: I am not doing this over the phone.
Phoebe Buffay: You don't have any other choice!
Rachel Green: Hello?
Phoebe Buffay: Rachel? Oh, good. Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane?
Rachel Green: Yeah.
Phoebe Buffay: For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.
Ross Geller: Yay.
Phoebe Buffay: Uh, Rach, hang on.
Rachel Green: Phoebe? Is everything okay?
Phoebe Buffay: Uhm, actually no. No, you've... You have to get off the plane.
Rachel Green: What? Why?
Phoebe Buffay: I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left Philange.
Rachel Green: Oh, honey, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the plane.
Rachel Green: Alright, look, I have to go. I love you, and I will call you the minute I get to Paris.
Passenger #1: Uhm, what was that?
Rachel Green: Oh, that was just my crazy friend. She told me I should get off the plane, because she had a feeling that there was something wrong with the left Philange.
Passenger #1: Okay, that doesn't sound good.
Rachel Green: I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? She's almost never right.
Passenger #1: But she is sometimes.
Rachel Green: Well...
Rachel Green: Wait, what are you doing?
Passenger #1: Well, I can't take this plane now.
Air Stewardess: Excuse me, sir, where are you going?
Passenger #1: I have to get off this plane, okay? Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left Philange.
Rachel Green: Could I get some peanuts?
Passenger #2: What's wrong with the plane?
Air Stewardess: There's nothing wrong with the plane.
Passenger #1: Yeah! The left Philange!
Air Stewardess: There is no Philange!
Passenger #1: Oh my God. This plane doesn't even have a Philange!
Passenger #2: I'm not flying on it!
Air Stewardess: Ma'am, please sit down!
Passenger #3: What's going on?
Passenger #1: We're all getting off. There is no Philange!
Rachel Green: This is ridiculous! I...
Rachel Green: Yeah, okay.
Monica Geller: Alright. My job here is done.
Chandler Bing: That was... Impressive.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, you didn't even use the tools for most of it!
Monica Geller: Yeah, they were just slowing me down. Alright, I have to get back to the babies. I'll see you girls later.
Chandler Bing: Sorry about the table, man.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah.
Chandler Bing: You gonna buy a new one?
Joey Tribbiani: Probably not. Nah. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go.
Chandler Bing: Well, at least we got these little guys out.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah.
Chandler Bing: Aww, we were worried about you! Hm. I guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh?
Joey Tribbiani: I'm gonna miss these little guys. It was nice having birds around again.
Chandler Bing: Hey, you know what? Maybe we should keep them here with you.
Joey Tribbiani: What?
Chandler Bing: Yeah, I mean we've got a lot going on right now. And, plus, here they'd have their own room.
Joey Tribbiani: I could get a goose!
Chandler Bing: You know, I - I think you're set with the poultry.
Joey Tribbiani: Thanks man. Did you hear that, you guys? You're gonna get to stay here! And, and it's good, you know, 'cause, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit.
Chandler Bing: I think there may be another reason. So, awkward hug or lame cool guy handshake?
Joey Tribbiani: Uh, lame cool guy handshake, yeah.
Gate Attendant #2: Ma'am, I assure you, the plane is fine.
Passenger #2: And you fixed the Philange?
Gate Attendant #2: Yes, the Philange is fixed. As a matter of fact, we put a whole lot of extra Philanges onboard, just in case.
Ross Geller: Where is she?
Phoebe Buffay: I don't see her.
Ross Geller: Rachel! Rachel Green!
Phoebe Buffay: There she is!
Ross Geller: Rachel! Rachel!
Gate Attendant #2: Wow, excuse me, sir, do you have a boarding pass?
Ross Geller: No, no, I just have to talk to someone.
Gate Attendant #2: I'm sorry, you cannot go any further without a boarding pass.
Ross Geller: No, no, no, but...
Phoebe Buffay: RACHEL!!
Rachel Green: Oh my God... What.. What are you guys doing here?
Phoebe Buffay: Okay, you're on.
Rachel Green: What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?
Ross Geller: Okay, the thing is..
Rachel Green: Yeah?
Ross Geller: Don't go.
Rachel Green: What?
Ross Geller: Please, please stay with me. I am so in love with you. Please, don't go.
Rachel Green: Oh my God.
Ross Geller: I know, I know. I shouldn't have waited 'till now to say it, but I'm.. That was stupid, okay? I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now. I love you. Do not get on this plane.
Gate Attendant #2: Miss? Are you boarding the plane?
Ross Geller: Hey, hey. I know you love me. I know you do.
Gate Attendant #2: Miss?
Rachel Green: I - I have to get on the plane.
Ross Geller: No, you don't.
Rachel Green: Yes, I do.
Ross Geller: No, you don't.
Rachel Green: They're waiting for me, Ross. I can't do this right now, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Ross Geller: Rachel?
Rachel Green: I'm so sorry.
Ross Geller: I really thought she'd stay.
Phoebe Buffay: I'm sorry.
Monica Geller: Well, that's it. Everything's packed.
Chandler Bing: Wow, this is weird.
Monica Geller: I know.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah. Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?
Monica Geller: I put three lasagnas in your freezer.
Joey Tribbiani: I love you!
Joey Tribbiani: Hey!
Phoebe Buffay: Hey.
Joey Tribbiani: So did you guys make it in time?
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, yeah, he talked to her, but she got on the plane anyway.
Chandler Bing: Where's Ross?
Phoebe Buffay: He went home. He didn't want to see anybody.
Rachel Green: Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
Ross Geller: Oh my God!
Rachel Green: Excuse me?
Air Stewardess: Miss? Please, sit down!
Rachel Green: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, but I need to get off the plane, okay? I need to tell someone that I love love them.
Air Stewardess: Miss, I can't let you off the plane.
Ross Geller: Let her off the plane!
Air Stewardess: I am afraid you are gonna have to take a seat.
Rachel Green: Oh, please, miss, you don't understand!
Ross Geller: Try to understand!
Rachel Green: Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off...
Ross Geller: No! No! Oh my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?
Rachel Green: I got off the plane.
Ross Geller: You got off the plane.
Rachel Green: I do love you.
Ross Geller: I love you too, and I'm never letting you go again.
Rachel Green: Okay. 'Cause this is where I wanna be, okay? No more messing around. I don't wanna mess this up again.
Ross Geller: Me neither, okay? We are - we're done being stupid.
Rachel Green: Okay. You and me, alright? This is it.
Ross Geller: This is it. Unless we're on a break.
Ross Geller: Don't make jokes now.
Monica Geller: Okay, please be careful with that. It was my grandmother's. Be careful.
Monica Geller: If that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing.
Ross Geller: Wow.
Rachel Green: I know. It seems smaller somehow.
Joey Tribbiani: Has it always been purple?
Chandler Bing: Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!
Phoebe Buffay: Hey, do you realise that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment?
Monica Geller: Oh, yeah, that's true.
Ross Geller: Uh, I haven't.
Monica Geller: Wait a minute. What about that summer during college that you lived with grandma, and you tried to make it as a dancer?
Ross Geller: Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
Monica Geller: Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Treeger that we'd leave our keys.
Chandler Bing: Oh, okay.
Phoebe Buffay: So, I guess this is it.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah. I guess so.
Monica Geller: This is harder than I thought it would be.
Chandler Bing: Oh, it's gonna be okay.
Rachel Green: Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Monica Geller: We got some time.
Rachel Green: Okay, should we get some coffee?
Chandler Bing: Sure. Where?


Phoebe Buffay: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Rachel Green: Oh my god. Oh my god. Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me!
Ross Geller: Rach!
Rachel Green: Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you?
Ross Geller: It was, it was great. Oh, what happened?
Rachel Green: What?
Ross Geller: You're bleeding.
Rachel Green: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything.
Ross Geller: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Rachel Green: These are, these aren't for you. These are for you. Welcome to our country.
Julie: Thank you. I'm from New York.
Rachel Green: Ok, well, not a problem. We'll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok.
Chandler Bing: No way!
Monica Geller: I'm telling you, she went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with Ross!
Phoebe Buffay: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?
Joey Tribbiani: Um, this?
Phoebe Buffay: Yes.
Monica Geller: Guys, you got your hair cut.
Chandler Bing: Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay.
Phoebe Buffay: 'Cause, you know, if you don't look good, we don't look good. I love that voice.
Rachel Green: Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
Chandler Bing: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.
Rachel Green: You, you, you said he liked me. You, you slowpokes!
Ross Geller: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Joey Tribbiani: What up?!
Ross Geller: Everyone, this is Julie.
Rachel Green: Julie.
Everyone: Ohh. Hi!
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
Ross Geller: And bus.
Julie: Oh my god.
Ross Geller: The screaming guy?
Julie: And the spitting?
Ross Geller: You gotta hear this story.
Julie: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...
Ross Geller: 200 at least.
Julie: ...and this guy...
Rachel Green: And the chicken pooped in her lap. Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I? Oh! It's just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about.
Monica Geller: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Ross Geller: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
Rachel Green: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Monica Geller: It's an expression.
Ross Geller: Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then we're gonna go see the baby.
Julie: And then we've gotta get some sleep.
Ross Geller: Yeah, it's really 6:00 tomorrow night our time.
Chandler Bing: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
Rachel Green: Bye.
Ross Geller: Hey, Rach, can I get some coffee?
Rachel Green: Yeah, sure.
Ross Geller: Thank you.
Chandler Bing: Hey, Rach, can I get...
Rachel Green: Did you talk to him?
Chandler Bing: Not yet.
Rachel Green: Then, no.
Chandler Bing: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
Ross Geller: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?
Chandler Bing: God?
Ross Geller: It was you, pal.
Chandler Bing: Well, maybe it was God, doing me.
Ross Geller: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
Chandler Bing: Well, you owe me one, big guy.
Rachel Green: Here's your lemonade.
Ross Geller: I didn't order lemonade.
Rachel Green: Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they're gonna charge you for that.
Ross Geller: But...
Rachel Green: Go-go-go-go, come on! So uh, what did you find out?
Chandler Bing: He said...he said, he said that they're having a great time. I'm sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself! Without any outside help whatsoever.
Rachel Green: How is that the silver lining?
Chandler Bing: You have to really wanna see it.
Ross Geller: Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym.
Monica Geller: Pheebes, you know what I'm thinking?
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?
Monica Geller: No, although now that's what I'm thinking.
Phoebe Buffay: All right, so what were you thinking?
Monica Geller: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?
Phoebe Buffay: Ohh! No.
Monica Geller: Why not?
Phoebe Buffay: Because, I'm just, I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak.
Monica Geller: No you're not.
Phoebe Buffay: I know I'm not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings.
Joey Tribbiani: Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it's Julie, for you.
Ross Geller: Hello? Hi.
Chandler Bing: Hi. Anybody know a good tailor?
Joey Tribbiani: Needs some clothes altered?
Chandler Bing: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
Joey Tribbiani: Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been goin' to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 'scuse me, 15. All right, when was 1990?
Chandler Bing: Okay. You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!
Ross Geller: Ok, ok, sweetheart, I'll see you later. Ok, bye. What? Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. Well you didn't hang up either.
Rachel Green: She didn't hang up either!
Ross Geller: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y...
Rachel Green: Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.
Ross Geller: Rachel! I'll just call her back.
Rachel Green: Okay!
Ross Geller: Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected...
Rachel Green: Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.
Monica Geller: Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too.
Rachel Green: I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it, I'm just gonna deal with it. I gotta get out of here.
Chandler Bing: Ok, I don't care what you guys say, something's bothering her.
Joey Tribbiani: You know, I think I was sixteen.
Monica Geller: Please, just a little bit off the back.
Phoebe Buffay: I'm still on "no."
Rachel Green: Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?
Joey Tribbiani: No-no-no-no-no, I'm not fallin' for that again.
Phoebe Buffay: What's goin' on?
Rachel Green: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.
Chandler Bing: What stupid thing did you do?
Paulo: Bon giorno tutti!
Phoebe Buffay: Ewww!
Rachel Green: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye.
Monica Geller: Rachel, how did this happen?
Rachel Green: I don't know, I just kinda ran into him last night.
Phoebe Buffay: Where?
Rachel Green: At his apartment. Is this juice?
Joey Tribbiani: Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe?
Rachel Green: Oh God, I know I'm a pathetic loser.
Monica Geller: Honey, you're not pathetic, you're sad.
Chandler Bing: People do stupid things when they're upset.
Monica Geller: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't..., but this is about your horrible mistake.
Everyone: Hi!
Ross Geller: Hi. Sorry we're late but we werewell, there was touching.
Paulo: Hey, hey Ross.
Ross Geller: Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here?
Paulo: I do Raquel.
Ross Geller: So, uh, he's back.
Rachel Green: Yeah, he's back. Is that a problem?
Ross Geller: No, not a problem.
Rachel Green: Good! I'm glad it's not a problem.
Phoebe Buffay: Ok, you're gonna have to not touch my ass.
Chandler Bing: Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I've got pants that need to be altered.
Joey Tribbiani: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.
Chandler Bing: Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?
Monica Geller: You know it's funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.
Phoebe Buffay: All right. Ok, but, but! You have to promise that you will not be all like control-y and bossy and Monica about it.
Monica Geller: I promise.
Phoebe Buffay: All right. Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
Phoebe Buffay: All right, that's it, I quit.
Monica Geller: What? I didn't say anything.
Phoebe Buffay: Yeah, but this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. Ok, this is the face of a person who, you know, doesn't trust a person.
Monica Geller: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
Phoebe Buffay: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
Monica Geller: How who wears it?
Phoebe Buffay: Demi Moore.
Monica Geller: Demi Moore is not a he.
Phoebe Buffay: Well, he was a he in Arthur, and in Ten.
Monica Geller: That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh. Oh!
Monica Geller: Oh my God!
Phoebe Buffay: Oh my God!
Monica Geller: Oh my God!
Phoebe Buffay: Oh my God! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Which one's Demi Moore?
Monica Geller: She's the actress that was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost!
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.
Monica Geller: I know!
Frank Buffay Jr.: How long do you want the cuffs?
Chandler Bing: At least as long as I have the pants.
Frank Buffay Jr.: I just got that. Ok, now we'll do your inseam.
Rachel Green: How is she?
Phoebe Buffay: It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is a good sign.
Ross Geller: How's the hair?
Phoebe Buffay: I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn't look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
Joey Tribbiani: Can we see her?
Phoebe Buffay: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in.
Ross Geller: Yeah.
Joey Tribbiani: How're you doing?
Rachel Green: I'm okay.
Joey Tribbiani: Ooh, that bad, huh?
Rachel Green: What?
Joey Tribbiani: Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's one of my gifts.
Rachel Green: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me.
Joey Tribbiani: You gotta tell Ross how you feel.
Rachel Green: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Joey Tribbiani: What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks. Ross has been in love with you for like 10 years.
Rachel Green: I don't know, I don't know.
Joey Tribbiani: Look, Rach, Rach! I've been with my share of women. In fact, I've been with like a lot of people's share of women. The point is, I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you.
Chandler Bing: Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor is a very bad man!
Joey Tribbiani: Frankie? What're you talking about?
Ross Geller: Hey, what's goin' on?
Chandler Bing: Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.
Ross Geller: What?
Joey Tribbiani: No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Chandler Bing: Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...
Ross Geller: What?
Chandler Bing: Cupping.
Joey Tribbiani: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Ross Geller: Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whatsa matter with you?
Joey Tribbiani: What? That's not? Oh my God.
Monica Geller: Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.
Ross Geller: I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten.
Monica Geller: Thank you. My hair is very amused.
Chandler Bing: Come on, Monica, things could be worse. You could get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true.
Phoebe Buffay: Thank you.
Ross Geller: Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rach.
Rachel Green: Wait, are you leaving?
Ross Geller: Yeah, that's kinda what I meant by "bye!"
Rachel Green: Well, can I talk to you for a sec?
Ross Geller: Okay.
Joey Tribbiani: Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test...
Chandler Bing: That's ok.
Ross Geller: What's goin' on?
Rachel Green: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn't. Um, second of all , what?
Ross Geller: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
Rachel Green: No. No-no-no-no.
Ross Geller: Well, then, I think, I think the guy is scum. I hate him. I mean I actuallyI-I physically hate him. I always have. You are way too good to be with a guy like that.
Rachel Green: Really?
Ross Geller: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. Was there a second of all?
Rachel Green: No, I think that was the whole all.
Ross Geller: Okay. Okay. Okay.
Joey Tribbiani: I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants.
Julie: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie McDowell's new haircut?
Phoebe Buffay: Oh yeah! Oh, I can do that.
Julie: Really?
Phoebe Buffay: You wanna do it right now?
Julie: Great!
Phoebe Buffay: Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andie McDowell's the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?
Rachel Green: No. No no no no no. That's Rodney McDowell. Andie McDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, yeah. Ok, thank you.
Rachel Green: You're welcome.


Monica Geller: Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, look at these! Hey, Ben. Just do it. Oh my God, oh, ok, was that too much pressure for him?
Susan Bunch: Oh, is he hungry already?
Carol Willick: I guess so.
Chandler Bing: You know, it's... something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back.
Joey Tribbiani: I gotta get one, too.
Ross Geller: What are you guys doing?
Chandler Bing: We're just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle?
Ross Geller: Look, would you guys grow up? That is the most natural beautiful thing in the world.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it.
Ross Geller: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
Ross Geller: Carol?
Chandler Bing: Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
Carol Willick: Sure.
Joey Tribbiani: Uh, does it hurt?
Carol Willick: It did at first, but not anymore.
Joey Tribbiani: Chandler?
Chandler Bing: So, uh, how often can you do it?
Carol Willick: As much as he needs.
Joey Tribbiani: Ok, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Rachel Green: Yeah, I forget which ones.
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Everyone: No thanks.
Julie: Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go.
Rachel Green: Thank you. What a bitch.
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
Phoebe Buffay: I can't, I have to take my grandmother to the vet.
Monica Geller: Ok, um, I'll go with you.
Julie: Great.
Ross Geller: Hi, honey.
Chandler Bing: Hey, sweetums.
Ross Geller: Hello to the rest.
Everyone: Hi!
Joey Tribbiani: Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?
Monica Geller: It's gonna be a problem, isn't it?
Chandler Bing: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
Monica Geller: But I'm...
Phoebe Buffay: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street.
Ross Geller: So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow?
Monica Geller: Yeah, uh, it's actually not that big a deal.
Ross Geller: It's a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this.
Monica Geller: You're welcome.
Phoebe Buffay: Woof, woof.
Joey Tribbiani: Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Hey Annabelle.
Annabelle: Hey, Joey. So did you hear about the new guy?
Joey Tribbiani: Who?
Annabelle: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the Hombre man.
Hombre Man: Hombre?
Joey Tribbiani: What's he doin' in my section?
Annabelle: I guess he doesn't know.
Joey Tribbiani: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? Hey, how ya doin'?
Hombre Man: Mornin'.
Joey Tribbiani: Listen, I know you're new, but it's kinda understood that everything from Young Men's to the escalator is my territory.
Hombre Man: Your territory, huh?
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah. Bijan for men?
Guy: No thanks.
Hombre Man: Hombre?
Guy: Yeah. All right.
Hombre Man: You were saying?
Monica Geller: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
Phoebe Buffay: What?
Monica Geller: We were shopping, and we had lunch.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, all right. What did I have?
Monica Geller: You had a salad.
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, no wonder I don't feel full.
Rachel Green: Hey, guys, what's up.
Phoebe Buffay: I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad.
Rachel Green: Good, Pheebs. What'd you buy?
Phoebe Buffay: Um, we went shopping for um, for, fur.
Rachel Green: You went shopping for fur?
Phoebe Buffay: Yes, and then I realized I'm against that, and uh, so then we bought some, uh, boobs.
Rachel Green: You bought boobs?
Phoebe Buffay: Bras! We bought bras! We bought bras.
Joey Tribbiani: Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Bijan for... Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee.
Annabelle: Oh, actually I sorta have plans.
Hombre Man: Ready, Annabelle?
Annabelle: You bet. Maybe some other time?
Joey Tribbiani: Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. Bijan for men? Bijan for men?!
Carol Willick: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.
Ross Geller: Carol, we've been through this before, ok? We have a good time. We laugh, we play. It's like we're father and son.
Susan Bunch: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
Rachel Green: Oh, this is so cute.
Susan Bunch: Oh, I got that for him.
Ross Geller: My mommies love me. That's clever.
Monica Geller: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju Hi, Jew! Uh huh? Uh huh? Ok. Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye.
Rachel Green: Did you just say Hi, Jew?
Monica Geller: Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.
Phoebe Buffay: Ben, dinner!
Ross Geller: Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's breast milk, and you're not supposed to do that.
Phoebe Buffay: Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok.
Chandler Bing: What did you just do?
Phoebe Buffay: I licked my arm, what?
Ross Geller: It's breast milk.
Phoebe Buffay: So?
Rachel Green: Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person.
Joey Tribbiani: What is the big deal?
Chandler Bing: What did you just do?
Ross Geller: Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk?
Phoebe Buffay: You won't even taste it?
Ross Geller: No!
Phoebe Buffay: Not even if you just pretend that it's milk?
Ross Geller: Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.
Monica Geller: Hey, where is everybody?
Rachel Green: They took Ben to the park. Where've you been?
Monica Geller: Just out. Had some lunch, just me, little quality time with me. Thanks for your jacket.
Rachel Green: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. Here are your keys, hon.
Monica Geller: Okay.
Rachel Green: Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?
Monica Geller: You know what probably happened? Someone musta stolen my credit card.
Rachel Green: And sorta just put the receipt back in your pocket?
Monica Geller: That is an excellent excellent question. That is excellent.
Rachel Green: Monica, what is with you? Who'd you have lunch with?
Monica Geller: Judy.
Rachel Green: Who?
Monica Geller: Julie.
Rachel Green: What?!
Monica Geller: Jody!
Rachel Green: You were with Julie?
Monica Geller: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping.
Rachel Green: Oh. Oh my God.
Monica Geller: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.
Rachel Green: Yeah, right. Sure!
Monica Geller: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out!
Rachel Green: Oh, please, you wanted to get caught.
Monica Geller: That is not true!
Rachel Green: Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here?
Monica Geller: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?
Rachel Green: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's? Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now.
Monica Geller: Hi, who's this? Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica. Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. Joanne, it's not as simple as all that, ok? No, I don't care what Steve thinks. Hi, Steve.
Carol Willick: How did we do?
Phoebe Buffay: Oh, I tasted Ben's milk, and Ross freaked out.
Ross Geller: I did not freak out.
Carol Willick: Why'd you freak out?
Ross Geller: Because it's breast milk. It's gross.
Carol Willick: My breast milk is gross?
Susan Bunch: This should be fun.
Ross Geller: No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just, I just don't think breast milk is for adults.
Chandler Bing: Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike.
Carol Willick: Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it, it's no big deal. Just taste it.
Ross Geller: That would be no.
Phoebe Buffay: Come on. It doesn't taste bad.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, it's kinda sweet, sorta like, uh...
Susan Bunch: Cantaloupe juice.
Joey Tribbiani: Exactly.
Ross Geller: You've tasted it? You've tasted it.
Susan Bunch: Uh huh.
Ross Geller: Oh, you've tasted it.
Susan Bunch: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
Ross Geller: Gimme the bottle. Gimme the towel.
Chandler Bing: Howdy.
Joey Tribbiani: Gimme a box a juice. Well, they switched me over to Hombre.
Chandler Bing: Well, maybe it's because of the way you're dressed.
Joey Tribbiani: Or maybe it's because this guy's doing so good they wanna put more people on it. You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day.
Chandler Bing: What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.
Joey Tribbiani: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.
Chandler Bing: All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody's gonna come along that slices a better cheddar. And then where're you gonna run?
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah I guess you're right.
Chandler Bing: You're damn right I'm right. I say you show this guy what you're made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie.
Joey Tribbiani: I'm gonna do it.
Chandler Bing: All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.
Monica Geller: I don't know what else to say.
Rachel Green: Well that works out good, because I'm not listening.
Monica Geller: I feel terrible, I really do.
Rachel Green: Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?
Monica Geller: Rachel, say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
Rachel Green: Yes.
Monica Geller: It's that terrible?
Rachel Green: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually , but now she's actually stealing you.
Monica Geller: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Rachel Green: I love you too.
Phoebe Buffay: You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. Oh, I really needed that.
Monica Geller: Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie's guts, but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?
Rachel Green: I'd do anything for you, you know that.
Monica Geller: I'd do anything for you.
Phoebe Buffay: Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Joey Tribbiani: Mornin'. I said, mornin'.
Hombre Man: I heard ya.
Store Guy: All right, everybody, I'm openin' the doors. You boys ready?
Hombre Man: Ready.
Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, I'm ready.
Customer: You idiot, you stupid cowboy, you blinded me, I'm suing!
Store Guy: Oh my god, Todd! What the hell did you do?
Hombre Man: I'm sorry. I am such a doofus. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Annabelle: My god, what happened?
Joey Tribbiani: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?
Annabelle: Sure.
Julie: So.
Rachel Green: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we've never really talked. I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
Rachel Green: Really? Me?
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
Rachel Green: Well, you're not totally paranoid.
Julie: Oy.
Rachel Green: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Julie: Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?
Rachel Green: Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it.
Julie: I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.
Rachel Green: All right, Julie.
Julie: Bye.
Rachel Green: Bye. What a manipulative bitch.
Ross Geller: That's not bad.