You can shuffle and scuffle and scold,
   You can rattle the knockers and knobs,
Or batter the doorsteps with buckets of gold
   Till the Deputy-Governor sobs.
You can sneak up a suitable plank
   In a frantic endeavor to see—
But what do they do in the Commonwealth Bank
   When the Big Door bangs at Three?

Listen in the cellars, listen in the vaults,
Can’t you hear the tellers turning somersaults?
Can’t you hear the spectres of inspectors and directors
Dancing with the phantoms in a Dead Man’s Waltz?
Some are ghosts of nabobs, poverty and stray bobs,
Midas and his mistress, Mammon and his wife;
Other ones are sentries, guarding double entries,
Long-forgotten, double-dealing, troubled double-life.
Down among the pass-books, money lent and spent,
Down among the forests of the Four Per Cent.,
Where the ledgers meet and moulder, and the overdrafts grow older,
And the phantoms shrug a shoulder when you ask ’em for the rent.

They are bogies of Grandfather’s cheques,
   They are spectres of buried accounts,
They are crinoline sweethearts with pearls on their necks,
   Demanding enormous amounts.
They are payment for suppers and flowers,
   For diamonds to banish a tear,
For sweet, pretty ladies in opulent hours . . .
   And tombstones . . . and bailiffs . . . and beer . . .

Down in 