Dear website operator, 

It has come to my attention that my son Taylor has been vandalizing your website. I have punished him and encourage you to email me at robert.a.boughay@hotmail.com if he resumes doing so in the future (as far as I know my IP address is static, and I will remove this post if I receive an email but find that I am no longer using this IP address).
I do not object to the block as I do not approve of my children posting content online anyways.

I apologize for any inconvenience,
Robert