INTEVIEW 

ME: ARE YOU GAY?

ABE GAY DASHIEL: YES

ME: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO ADMIT THAT TO EVERYONE?

ABE GAY: YES. IM GAY AND IM PROUD. MY, DO YOU LOOK GOOD TODAY. (moves chair close)

ME: WHAT THE F$UCK B!T(H GET AWAY FROM ME

ABE: YOU KNOW IM FAMOUS FOR RAPING MICHAEL JACKSON

ME: (coughs) OH REALLY. THATS INTERESTING

ABE: ThAT MEANS IM THE KING OF GAYS

ME: THATS RIGHT

ABE: HOORAY! IM A NAZI! GO KILL ME! I RAPED GEORGE BUSH! IM A NAZI! I TOLD HITLER TO DESTROY THE WORLD! AND I WISH HE DID!!

ME: OK. THAT YOU FOR THE INTERVIEW

DASHIEL: YOUR WELCOME! WANT TO HAVE S$X?