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DC101 IS HIS FUCKING EMPLOYER!!! IF THAT ISN'T A CREDIBLE SOURCE WHAT IS??????????  If your boss told me you were dead, I would tend to give that some creedence.  Maybe reel back the Asperger's a bit and recognize a valid citation for what it is, okay?  Notice I said ""valid citation"", not ""truth"" because as we both know, Wikipedia doesn't concern itself with truth.  Don't be a douche."