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 Nomers 

Nomers (Naa-mERs) are a species of pac man-like creatures that have not been discovered yet. They live on the island nomland (not to be confused with nomtopia) which has also not been discovered. They eat most plants (including the poisonous ones) and often enrage farmers (in other words, everybody living on the island of nomland) by stealing and eating their crops. Nomers can be dangerous but are mostly non-violent. If tamed and trained, Nomers can be very loyal. They would die before seeing their ""partner"" (they insist on calling their person a partner rather than a master) meet their death. Nomers are extremely intelligent creatures and I strongly suggest those having trouble with Nomers to get a garden gnome. If you wish to buy a trained and tamed Nomer, here are some phone numbers you might consider trying:
617-nom-shtr (shtr= shelter)
isl-and-noms (for freshly shipped, trained, island Nomers)
cut-ecu-ddly (for cute, cuddly baby nomers)

Hope you have learned something on this page!!!!! (Tip: never spell Nomers, gnomers. It gets the gnomes offended.)
Sincerely,
Mr. Anon A. Mous
(98.216.130.174  )"