Cancer claims 

Russle Missed
 a cold
 chips/fries
 errr...NSFW
 sausages and burgers
 hair dye
 sandwiches
 mouth wash
 sun cream
 PRINGLES, HULA-HOOPS & PRINCE CHARLES’ ORGANIC CRISPS
 X-rays
 talcum powder
 Moisturisers
 mobile phones
 red meet (double post?)
 tooth whitener
 bagged snacks
 abortions