Open your eyes to the snoringly obvious facts mate. 

Hello eyesnore! I am writing to express my disbelief in you revising my recent input to Justin Marshall's Bio. I'll have you know that everything I wrote on there was factually correct, I have recent surveys to prove the general public no longer idolizes him as they used to because he became cocky nor do they believe he is a good commentator. If you knew anything about Marshall (which I bet you don't because you live in Michigan) you would know that he used to live in Sumner (best place in the world I have surveys to prove this), built on the wrong hill (not Scarborough) and moved to Queenstown to live (bad move, ask anyone). Also FYI Byron Kelleher was by far a better halfback, you could ask almost any kiwi and they would agree, even Cantabrians. Anyway, just thought I'd let you know, because its not good to hide the real facts from the people.

Yours insincerely,

olibolistona