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 Cut the Shit 

Will you please cut the shit with your unnoteworthy UM sports articles?

At least keep the unnoteworthy shit off the main page, please. 

I did say ""please"", so that should make you want to comply, me being so nice about your stupid shit, and all.

I thank you in advance for your assistance and cooperation, you asshole.

Bye now. 

        NCD"