"Welcome, Nonclub!
Hello, and welcome to Wikipedia!  Thanks for your contributions!
You might like to check out our tutorial, a resource created especially for new users like yourself.
You also may want to introduce yourself to the community at the new user log.
I would suggest a look through our policies and guidelines.
If you have any questions, you can ask me on my talk page, or at our questions forum.
I hope very much you enjoy being here with us, and I wish you luck with your contributions.

Additional tips 
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If you want to play around with your new Wiki skills the Sandbox is for you.TAB
You can sign your name using three tildes (~). If you use four, you can add a datestamp too. 
You may want to add yourself to the new user log.TAB 
If you ever think a page or image should be deleted, please list it at the votes for deletion page. There is also a votes for undeletion page if you want to retrieve something that you think should not have been deleted.
If you're still entirely confused, or would like to get a better grasp of your wikipedia skills, and you have an IRC client (or don't mind getting one), check out the Bootcamp. It's not what it sounds like, but it is fun and can help you with your editing skills.

Current open tasks

Good luck. 

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