Rats at the Wikipedia web site 

Rats are around us everyday. Unfortunately we as good honest citizens have to deal with these idiots everyday and need to know how to kick ass big time man you know for sure for sure. Well here I sit a broken hearted, came to shit, but only farted. That was one of the greatest poems ever!!! Got a 3 hour standing ovation back in 1956 at the convention center in San Antonio God it was good. Some times I think shiting was Gods way of making a joke with mankind you know. Excuse me oh bartender I will take another Jack and coke thanks!!! O.K where were we, oh yes licking me naked. The avenges Wikipedia official can't keep there figures off my ass cheeks like lick me all night you know. A sexy good looking girl totally naked, hairless between the lags.