Actual Facts 

The statement that when apprehended, he was standing in the middle of the street, 'staring at the sky', is false, and was put into the police report merely for decorum. One of the arresting officers told me the guy was singing the song 'Never Gonna Give You Up' out loud when they cuffed him. Later, the other officer (the one who wrote the report) confirmed this to me personally. He decided against including this in the report since he didn't think it was all that relevant and he didn't want to get in trouble with his supervising officer over what might be construed as a joke in bad taste (apparently he and his supervisor didn't get along).
I know that by now they must have told this to many other people (it was already an 'open secret'). Both agents have since relocated, so i guess many more people may know about this by now. So if anyone out there has also heard this version, please say so. Note that merely adding this to the article will earn you an immediate and relentless accusation of vandalism, so it's probably best to comment here first. Unless you can provide 'reliable sources' (can't see how), or you also happen to be one of those trigger-happy admins who gets off on blocking other people (In which case i guess you'll be split between adding an unsourced statement to the article and blocking yourself. My suggestion: Do both, in the proper order.).