": It doesn't give that impression at all. Don't worry, Mateo, we know that you haven't given analingus to other men on screen since, oh, what was it, 1994? Somewhere around that time, you gave your performances in private as ""Excellent Top"" and ""No Regrets Massage."" You kept on doing it all the way throughout your two years in the Marine Corps, which ended when you were thrown out on a medical discharge. All of this is verified public record.  

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