True, the edit in question fails both categories. It just so happens that i know (but can't source) that the current version ('and he was staring at the sky') is false. The reporting officer felt that alluding to a guy dancing naked in the street and singing Rick Astley's greatest hit after committing such a crime would read like a stupid joke or even a provocation (the Rickrolling craze had already started by then). Alas, it is what in fact happened. But the real question is: Where the hell is the vandalism on my part after all?