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BJAODN LOTR
Huh?  What's this truth question? I have no object to the idea.  It's the - I can't remember the term!  Read aloud the following:
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them
Now read aloud:
One bad joke to rule them all, one votes for deletion to find them. 
I can live with the extra syllable in ""one bad joke"", but the next part - the four extra syllables make me cringe. Similarly, 'One ring to bring them all"" vs. ""one deleted nonsense to bring them all"" - nails-on-blackboard time for me.  Another four extra syllables!  Okay, I'm a syllable-nazi.  I can't help it!   16:31, 23 Apr 2005 (UTC)"