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 A suggestion not entirely in jest 

Maybe one of us needs to add to Dorothy Parker something like
In his album Sign “O” the Times, musician Prince includes a song called ""The Ballad of Dorothy Parker"".  Many people who have never actually listened to its lyrics believe that the song is about the subject of this article, or that the lyrics refer to her in some way.  It is not, and they do not.  The Prince song is about a waitress with whom the singer takes a bath.
Regards,  "