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You Can't Stop Me
Dear Bongwarrior

My suspicion is that you are suffering major shrinkage from the inordinate amount of cannabis you have consumed over the course of your useless life. I understand that the prostitutes you procure so regularly laugh at the size of your penis, however I would implore you not to let this shortcoming (if you'll pardon the pun) stamp out the fun that happy, prosperous and sexually capable teenagers can have vandalising wikipedia. Hopefully you wake up and learn that those of us who don't want to consume cannabis, live of welfare payments, drop out of university and edit ""incoherent ramblings"" on Wikipedia for a living may want to have a facet to their lives which does grant them fun without having to chase pink elephants around their parent's basements all day. 

Also, Bongwarrior is two words - and therefore in my opinion your username constitutes an ""incoherent rambling"". But then again, your probably too high and sexually deprived to employ any reason and acknowledge this. You're parents having ""relations"" is probably one of the most costly mistakes that society will have to bear - because undoubtably everybody else's taxes will be use to subsidise the treatment you receive for schizophrenia in five years. Seriously mate, just get a fuggen life, because you're not going to stamp on my fun.

Sincerely, MosesBeacon (sock puppetry is actually really easy, especially when you're being pursued by degenerates who are too high to implement an effective IP block).   "