Falcon, you can run and hide but you will never have the balls that God handed to Mark Slater, and maybe only a tiny fraction of the brains.  I don't know what you look like but I suppose that if you only have two eyes, a nose, and mouth, compared to Slater, you may be ahead of the game in the looks department.  BUT...he obviously doesn't care about looks, since he's got the balls and brains of an enlightened warrior, something you will never have.  You only wish I were a troll, so that you can demonize me, and consign me to a lower level of species, like some revolting gargoyle hanging off a church.   I am not a troll, I am a defender of Truth, and yes, I read your parody of Truth written by some jealous Wiki editor, but there are absolutes in this Universe, Falcon, and the one absolute you cannot argue against is that Coldplay is the ultimate in trite mediocrity, while most unsigned musicians are far far far superior in musical talent.  That is a piece of Truth you cannot accept, it is too politically incorrect, and instead, you will place tags on good listings, and revoke smart edits.  Do not construe this as a personal attack, since I do not address your religion, politics, or ambiguous sexual orientation.