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One of my favorite and most vivid memories was of a party I attended in high school. It was near the end of the year, and everyone was letting loose. The party had not gotten too badly out of control, and was finally winding down.

I was dating Karen at the time. We'd been going out for about six months. We knew our time together was growing short since we'd soon be heading off to college, she to Radcliffe, and I to Johns Hopkins. We were taking every chance we could to be intimate. I'd been with a few girls before, but Karen had been my first long term intimate relationship, and we'd taught each other lots.

The party was at Keith's house and we were helping him clean up. There were only six of us left, Karen and I, Keith, his girlfriend Linda, Tom and his girlfriend Sue. Linda lived just a few doors down and had invited Karen and Sue to spend the night. Tom was going to spend the night at Keith's house. Conveniently, Linda's parents were out of town until tomorrow noon, so nobody really had anywhere they had to go, and once we'd done a fair job of cleaning up we are able to sit back and relax.

Keith was my best friend. We had a lot in common, even if we were a bit of a ""Mutt and Jeff"" in appearance. Both of us tall, I had a wide body, result of my Hawaiian ancestry, while he was lean and blonde. I'm 6'1"" but he had a good 2 inches on me, and had long hair past his shoulders. Mine is brown and curly, and usually just goes whereever it wants. I'm strong as an ox, he's lean and fast. But we had similar taste in women. On more than one occasion I teased him that there was no way he deserved to be with Linda, our high-school goddess, and he was extremely envious that I had Karen, our big-breasted sexy bombshell, as my partner.

Karen and Sue were close friends. If we'd had Diana here, the triumvirate would have been complete. They had all been innocents until that year. Diana was dating, and Karen told me that she and Ryan were 'almost there', doing everything except the final act. Karen hadn't done much of anything until we'd gotten together. But we didn't let grass grow under us, and we made up for a lot of lost time. We'd had sex plenty, and she'd sucked me off more times than I can count. I'd even fucked her incredible tits a couple of times. Sue, it turns out, was the late bloomer. She was still an innocent according to Karen. Kissing was as far as she'd gone, although it seems she'd rubbed Tom's dick through his pants, and he'd had his hands on her mound, even if the underwear was still in the way. But Karen was hinting that this party might be Tom's lucky night.

We were joking about some of the antics that had been going on at the party. Linda in particular was a lurker; she'd sit back and watch all the activities at the party and was always good for a few laughs.

""There were some really desperate people here tonight,"" she said. ""Can you believe Gary tried to get a game of Spin the Bottle going?""

""I can't say I really blame him,"" I answered with a grin. ""Not every guy there is as fortunate as us to have such gorgeous girlfriends, or any girlfriend for that matter. Hell, I wouldn'd mind playing it now!"" That earned me a poke in the ribs from Karen.

Sue chimed in, ""Why is it that every party ends up with some lame guy trying to start some stupid game like Spin the Bottle, Post Office, or Strip Poker?""

""Now that's a stupid question,"" Keith answered.

""And why is that?"" Linda asked, pointedly.

""Isn't it obvious?"" Keith replied.

""No."" Linda and Sue answered in unison.

""Do you want to tell them?"" Keith asked me with a nod.

So I explained the obvious. ""Because they ARE desperate - and sometimes it works.""

""Oh please!"" Karen said.

Keith was a real instigator. ""You guys have never played Spin the Bottle?""

The girls looked at each other. ""Maybe a few times, but certainly not in the last year."" Linda finally answered.

""And how about Truth or Dare?"" Keith continued egging them on.

""Well sure, but usually only with people we know really well,"" Karen answered this time.

""Usually."" Keith echoed with a grin. ""And it's not like you've never played Strip Poker.""

The girls looked at each other quietly no one answering.

""Oh come on,"" I teased, ""Karen I know you've played Strip Poker.""

""Not really. I watched part of a game, but then they chased everyone not playing out of the room. Why? I suppose you've played it?"" She asked with a dangerous tone in her voice.

""Sort of. In camp we started a game but it got raided before we got anywhere."" I confessed, drawing a laugh from the guys. ""L