Um, what please? 

What? You call me a troll because I vocally criticise a Wikipedia policy that I very deeply consider flawed and harmful to the project? I feel very much insulted right now. I don't do this to get attention or whatever the current definition of a troll is. This very policy that I am talking about has been invoked again and again and again in the most ridiculous cases against - in my opinion - completely legitimate and worthy edits. And I must say - while a lot of negative things could be said about the individuals that invoked the policy in those cases, ultimately they are right: The policy formulation does not leave room for any interpretation. In many ways. Ahem.

Therefore, (also, for being of a smartass) I must reject your request and ask you to stay away from my user talk page for a bit. You won't change my opinion about the policy, or my decision to lobby to have it removed. I don't like to have cluttered up talk pages either - it'd be so much easier if people just listened to me instead of arguing all the time. But that's just not happening, sadly.