Just a thought. 

Hey Jeremy,
Why don't you wash your vagina? Why do you insist on letting it smell like a musty pile of tuna? I'm tired of smelling it babe when we make love. I do you doggy style and the smell just pierces my nostrils. I have to turn away it disgust me so much. Also, wipe your ass a little better. I'm getting shit on my dick, and tht's fucking gross, you cunt.