"The question is WHY must I be allowed to edit posthaste rather than, as the drooling imbecile below instructs me, to ""wait it out.""  Quite simply, there are URGENT questions on the Reference Desk that require my immediate attention.  If I don't attend to them now, I fear that lesser, misguided and occasionally malicious editors will respond to these questions and give people the WRONG ANSWER.  This may be hard for you to believe, but I could barely sleep last night worrying about the tidal wave of misinformation that has engulfed the Miscellaneous and Humanities sections of the Reference Desk since I was blocked.  I need to help those poor people NOW.   The reason I was blocked had nothing to do with my sterling and award-winning assistance at the Reference Desk; I was blocked for my naughty (but, in my view, entirely warranted) behavior at AN/I.  I have already given you my word that I do not plan to mix it up at the MORONIC incidents board (for at least a couple weeks) but want only to assist my fellow man and impart my wisdom and knowledge at the Reference Desk as well as make minor edits to articles with mistakes them.  It is URGENT.
Also, I am free all day today (Tuesday), but tomorrow I have plans to go out for pizza and to clean my house and after that I have houseguests, so I won't have much time to edit Wikipedia if I wait for my block to expire.  Now that I have explained myself, I expect you to clarify your response to my unblock request as well.  Please unblock me immediately.  Regards, TFM.}}

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