Sort of reads like an april fools joke story - the ship name for a start - http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Chemical-Tanker-Uranus-In-Difficulty-After-Collision-In-English-Channel-Off-Finistere/Article/201010215754337?lpos=World_News_Top_Stories_Header_0&lid;=ARTICLE_15754337_Chemical_Tanker_Uranus_In_Difficulty_After_Collision_In_English_Channel_Off_Finistere Suro