Alan Kroeger, Benevolent Instigator 

Alan, by the authority vested in me by the most recent breath I took, I hereby proclaim you to be Benevolent Instigator of the moment, in gratitude and appreciation of your outstanding work on violin soundpost adjustment, and for bringing that knowledge to the 'pedia. Allow me to bask in the glory of being a humble member of your cheering section, if you will, and may the three stone Buddha of Route 495 smile upon your efforts. _