Jack and Jill 

Hey jackass, don't protect that page.  You are taking the fun all out of it.  

 Jack and Jill went up a hill
 Each with a buck and a quarter
 Jill came down with two fifty
 oh what a whore!!!

Alan, who knew your momma was named Jill?

OK, I am off to vandalise something else.  Catch me if you can!