"::::::::As many illustrious folks once said, ""An apology is the super glue of life. It can repair just about anything"" (Lynn Johnston). Ad rem, what I am attempting to express is that I, one of the many individuals residing in this online community and battleground we call Wikipedia, wish to do just that. I apperceive that too much has gone wrong in my short weeks here. I would like to propose that you and I both are at fault to some degree. We both have broken the rules, one time or another, in our uncontrollable rage. Ab initio, my presence has never been welcomed. As I have come to comprehend that more clearly, I realize that we both must apologize in order for mutual respect and amendment of our differences to thrive. Conclusively, we both have played a part in spawning the havoc of the original incident. Fair enough?
Ex animo, I extend my apologies for the distress, anger, and uneasiness I've unkindly bestowed upon you. Please understand that I did not understand the significance of my actions and I had not fathomed how I should comport myself in such a new unexplored territory. Please accept my apologies, and I hope that we will come to develop a good sense of camaraderie. I will endeavor to start de novo and consign to oblivion any past discombobulating episodes. Please inform me if I err, and God be with you.    
Are you proud of me? I made my first edit outside of talk mainspace.   

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