Why Wikpedia Is Gay

Wikipedia sucks. I will never forgive you, user:Gwernol. The whole verifiability thing is completely retarded and gay. All I wanted was a simple article for Westside, and could you give that to me? No. Apparently, everything needs to be reviewed and published by the New York Times before you can put it on Wikipedia. I understand that there are certain things that don't need to be on Wikipedia, but Westside isn't one of them. Are you suggesting that Westside doesn't exist? What the fuck is the world coming to when these are the criteria for my article? In conclusion, fuck user:Gwernol, fuck Wikipedia, and fuck your ridiculous verifiability criteria.