dongs
State the location and time, if it is close enough (note must be in international waters) I will dispatch you before the halfwit below.
dongs
As the coward has deleted my honorable challenge, restate it here:
Your insipid attempts to delete the l0de radio hour page disgust me, you miserable shell of a half-man. Consider yourself formally challenged to an honorable duel in international waters, which I have no doubt you will slink away from like the cowardly reptile you are. Without true conviction behind your statements, you do not even deserve to have a tongue, and I yearn for the days of old where speakers of untruth faced searing-tong glossectomy and abacination. Your furtive and manaical attempts to discredit those voting to keep exposes you as little more than a drooling ocd-riddled schizophrenic and I heartily encourage you to wash your hands and pick viciously at your many pustules and then wash your hands again until the vicious cycle exposes bare skull. The stove is on. DONGS. 
dongs
Response from coward begins:
Fine, I accept.  As challenged party, I have choice of weapons and conditions.  I chose pistols, and we will fight at a distance of 15 cm.  The fight will tak place in three weeks time 205m off the east coast of Newfoundland.  Acceptable?  30 June 2005 14:02 (UTC)
Response from coward ends.
dongs
As you are ignorant of even the most rudimentary conventions of honorable duelling it is my duty to inform you that it is the challenger, not the challenged who determines distance, as stated in rule #16 of the Codo Duello. You must also elaborate on the pistols to be used, otherwise I will assume any caliber semi-automatic is permissable. As you have chosen the grounds, you are also responsible for providing the boat on which the pistol duel will take place. If you are unable to find a boat with a large enough deck to accomodate an honorable duel (at least twenty paces of unobstructed space in a corridor ten feet wide) another option is that two smaller boats may be used, in calm seas. Inflatable rafts and non-motorized dingheys are not acceptable. I must commend you on selecting a cowardly weapon which greatly complicates the relatively straightforward process of an at-seas duel, you perfidious poltroon. Should you miraculously acquire vertabrae between now and the chosen date, I will gladly agree to a change in weapons, especially to epees. The time is acceptable to me. Please note that duels cannot take place within the jurisdiction of Canada, and therefore must take place at least 200 nautical miles (not standard miles) from the continental margin, to avoid breaking laws which expressly forbid dueling. 

I await the duel eagerly. Please offer my advance condolences to your family members.

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\EDIT: EPEE, MORE LIKE E-PEEN AM I RITE GENTLEMENS