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Heehee! I've seen that before, but it still makes me smile from ear to ear. With lots of teeth. –  
Fwiw, I have The Diamond Age firmly in mind, when thinking of ""a wizard that lets a user select 'which help links do I want to paste into my redlinked userpage as a permanent reference?'"" - it's often too hard for us to determine which welcome-template a newcomer is best served by. –  "