"

 Let me see if I've got this straight... 

At around 4 o'clock this morning (an hour when sane people are in bed), you decided to revert a number of my changes for absolutely no reason at all. Then your buddy ""Sergecross"" threatened me with a badly-spelled screed pointing out what a naughty boy I am.

OK, I think I see what's going on here. By your Wiki-stalking and provocation, you hope to get me angry and call you names (which, as well all know, is the Worst. Crime. Ever. around here.) Then Sergecross rolls out his fainting couch and proceeds to ban me for most of the remaining millenium. Justice is done, and there is much rejoicing.

Tell ya what, friend. From now on, you can change any of my edits  or, indeed, anybody's edits  into anything you want. Translate them into Serbo-Croatian, substitute ""Sam the Chowderhead"" for ""George W. Bush"", change the ""World Football League"" article into a Marxist treatise that asserts George Washington and Dick Clark were gay lovers, anything. It's Christmas, and I shall be charitable.

You're welcome.   "