"  WILL MY MOTHERFUCKING SAFETY BE GUARANTEED???? I FUCKING HOPE SO!!! I'M BRINGING MY OWN FUCKIN' WEAPONS!! PAY ME WHEN I GET BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!!!  OH YEAH I'VE GOT A JOKE...A FAMILY (HUSBAND, WIFE, SON, DAUGHTER, DOG) WALKS INTO AN AGENT'S OFFICE AND TELLS HIM THAT THEY'VE GOT A GREAT VAUDEVILLE ROUTINE...HE SAYS ""WE DON'T HIRE KIDDY ACTS"" AND THEY SAY ""BUT WE'RE REALLY GOOD!"" AND SO THE AGENT SAYS ""FINE, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT, BUT IF YOU SUCK I'M THROWING YOU OUT""...SO THE FAMILY GETS READY...THE DAUGHTER HITS THE CD PLAYER AND CIRCUS MUSIC BEGINS PLAYING, THE FATHER JUMP KICKS THE SON IN THE HEAD AND STOMS HIS FACE IN THE GROUND UNTIL IT'S A BLOODY PULP, THEN PROCEEDS TO JERK OFF AND CUM ALL OVER HIS SHATTERED SKULL.  MEANWHILE THE MOTHER BEGINS VIOLENTLY FINGER FUCKING THE DAUGHTER AS THE DOG FUCKS THE MOTHER IN THE ASS HOLE.  THIS IS THE POINT WHEN THE FATHER TAKES THE LEFTOVER BRAIN MATTER FROM THE SON'S HEAD AND SHOVES IT INTO THE MOTHER'S PUSSY, THEN BEGINS FUCKING HER PUSSY WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY STICKING HIS FINGER DOWN THE DAUGHTER'S THROAT UNTIL SHE VOMITS ALL OVER THEM BOTH.  THEN THE DOG BITES THE MOTHER'S HAND OFF AS SHE'S FINGER FUCKING THE DAUGHTER, LEAVING HER HAND IN THE DAUGHTER'S PUSSY AS BLOOD SQUIRTS ALL OVER THE PLACE...THE FATHER TAKES BLOOD FROM THE GROUND, SMEARS IT ALL OVER THE MOTHER'S CHEST, BENDS OVER, AND BEGINS SHITTING ALL OVER THE OPEN WOUND WHERE HER HAND USED TO BE BEFORE THE DOG BIT IT OFF.  THEY TAKE THE DOG AND SHOVE IT IN A MICROWAVE, HEATING IT UP UNTIL IT EXPLODES, THEN TAKE THE DOG REMAINS, MIX IT WITH THE FATHER'S SHIT, THE SON'S HEAD WOUND, AND THE FATHER'S CUM, AND SHOVE IT INTO THE DAUGHTER'S MOUTH.  THEN THE FATHER RIPS THE SON'S DICK OFF AND FUCKS THE DAUGHTER WITH IT, AS THE MOTHER LOCATE'S THE SON'S TESTICLES, BREAKS THEM OPEN, AND DRINKS THE SPERM THAT COMES OUT.  THEN THE FAMILY LINES UP AND SAYS ""TA DA!""...THERE'S SILENCE FROM THE AGENT, UNTIL HE FINALLY SAYS ""I LOVE IT!  WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?""...AND THE FAMILY SAYS ""WE CALL IT...THE ARISTOCRATS!"""