"I am an unemployed and unsuccessful software developer with unhealthy interests in certain internet sites, although these interests are only for research purposes.
I have waaaaaay too much time on my hands.
I am quite interested in telling other people my opinions and how I'm right and you're not.
Someday I hope to have a real girlfriend, although I won't hold my breath. Still, who needs real women when you're got the internet!
I like to use the DART and sometimes the 31 bus.
My favourite words are sanctimonious and superior.
I used to wet the bed.
If my ISP cuts off my internet access I might have to go out and share my opinions with people in real-life situations. This might make me a boot magnet. Still, any attention is craved.
My favourite Elton John song is Bennie & the Jets, it's so meaningful. ""Bennie, Bennie, Bennnnnnnnnnnnieeeeeeeeeee.....and the jets""
I have a purple biro."