THE RETURN 
hello, Fan-1967. you may not remember me. but i remember you. ive spent countless nights in my cell, thinking of you, thinking of this moment.
you did not know me under this alias. you may remember me as WOOMOOBS57. but that was then. ive spent two years in the slammer since then. i blame you. i hate you. you're a cunt. 
this is now. i am back, and i am ready to take my revenge.
because of you, you motherfucker motherfuck, my movie, factory: the musical never made it. i was ruined. i went under. i did some things no man should ever do; for example casual animal masturbation and fucking your mum in the A HOLE. shes tubby, like you. CHUB DOWN CHUBBY MCGHEE. i was punished for my crimes. now im going to punish you.
I WILL END YOU.
did ya miss me. i missed you. i want to kiss you. alot

WANK THE DOG, WANK THE DOG. PULL ON A MARRIGOLD AND WANK THE DOG. HE MAY NOT BE A PEDIGREE. (DO DO DO DEEEEEEEEE) BUT HE'S ALWAYS GOT ENOUGH WHITE WEE WEE.

FOR ME

i love you. i want to touch you. but you broke my heart when you ate out Nawliwiki or whatever the poo his name is.
we will ruin wikipedia, mark my words you kid toucher.