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 Rostling 

Rostling is a alternative form of wrestling, a form of ""Worshiping God"".  Normally done at small groups, there is always an entertaining match.  The reason it is played in small groups is due to the indisputable fact that it was invented in one of the these such meetings.  Bronski Wookie (name changed for security purposes), is credited with the invention of this game.  There are two judges, both decide the weight classes.  If there is a tie, then the judges decide who is the winner.  The game itself is like wrestling, but it allows a formerly banned hold: the behind-the-head choke hold.  Once in this hold, if held long enough and done right, the captive is forced to tap out due to lack of oxygen.  The rostler most known for this hold is named Justin Bieber.  No, not the girl, the rostler.  Never heard of him?  He often wins his matches by properly executing the choke hold.  
 To play the game 
 1. Both contestants start at opposite sides of the rink.  The judges announce their names, like ""White Bread"" or ""Whole Wheat""
 2. The judge starts the countdown, and the two contestants begin to rostle.
 3. A combination of moves are necessary to be effective in this sport, and there are two ways to do it. Finesse or power.  In finesse, one must use many holds and twists.  If one is quick, it greatly increases the chance of success in the match.  In power, one often uses his strength to throw his opponent to the ground.  Both techniques are very effective.  No punching or kicking is allowed
 4. The way to win is to force the opponent to tap out.  There are many ways to do this, the main point is to tire him out, or use the choke hold.
 5. Once the match is finished, the winner is announced by the judges, and they are congratulated.

That, is how you play a match of rostling. 

~Anonymous Rostler"