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 ye olde jps 

Thou art a molestor of thine younglings  —Preceding unsigned comment added by 86.181.4.26   

 ye olde jps part 2 

There be in existence many a lustful depiction of ye jps  —Preceding unsigned comment added by 86.181.4.26   

 ye olde jps part 3 

i beseech ye jps be seated yonder  —Preceding unsigned comment added by 86.181.4.26   

 ye olde jps part 4 

touch thou child and love thyself and thy beast  —Preceding unsigned comment added by 86.181.4.26   

 ye olde jps part 5 

depart forthhence from thy wiki, for thy phallus be not of epic proportions  —Preceding unsigned comment added by 86.181.4.26   

 ye olde jps part 6 

Thou dost engageth in ye intercourse of thy posterior. Thou art a deviant  —Preceding unsigned comment added by 86.181.4.26   

 ye olde jps part 7 

Relinquish ye image of thou infant fornicating

 ye olde jps part 8 

hark! i heareth ye approach of thine sheriff"