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If somone were to say to you on valentine's day.....I love you...but I love her more....in what way would you respond?
One woman said she told her best friend's husband ""imaginarte tu diciendome que en tu cama nadie es como tu y ya tu sabes quien es tu verdadera amor, que vas hacer sin mi? dimelo que vas hacer sin hago me dueno de tu piel.""

translation: imagine you telling me that in your bed nobody is like you and you already know who is your true love, whut are you going to do without me? tell me about what you are going to do when i'm the owner of your skin?

then they got laid that night and the wife came in and took the kids after she caught them doing the number 31: the eagle split!"