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 Richard Wang 

Dear Richard Wang,

This is the The department of Offensive languages. You have been caught using the offensive word ""bastard"" at someone on the 8th of August, 2006. Consider this a formal warning. If you continue this talk, we will legally expel you from -North Sydney Boys High school ""Crws Nest, NSW""

Yours sincerely,

Anette Brewster
Head Secretary, Department of Offensive languages"