The bankrupt French government gave all of the students horrible Minitel terminals at the East Bay French American School in Berkeley, CA when I was a kid. Too bad for you the US invented something actually useful called the Internet 25 years earlier instead of that crude, proprietary, monochrome piece of shit. I remember there was this laughably awful text based pool game that involved hit Q and W for power and some terrible French approximation of Usenet that worked wonderfully in theory but ended up costing hundreds of dollars in long distance calls because the French are so scientifically backwards when it comes to anything except above ground nuclear testing in your former African colonies. Enjoy your caliphate!