"{{unblock|EVERYBODEE IM TRAVIAAN THE NIGHTMARE D ive been busy IRL so i havent been able to get to the computer much i hope you can understand

now back to the task at hand:

now ive figured you all out kindness is the only way to win you over D kindness you shall get my fellow gentlemen )

ahh now you're really showing the love here and not a single piece of that ""wikipedia isn't the place for you"" mumbo jumbo. guess Travian is not the only one who has changed his attitude a bit now eh? D Travian is glad hes glad. i wasnt aggressive really not in the unblock requests anyway. the rest was for pure unadulterated fun believe it or not but we will get to that part in a minute k?. oh really? nothing i say huh? Travian is sad so sad ( but he'll survive ;) no not really it all stemmed from one thing to another you will see ill try to make you understand this in a most less confusing way as possible k?. im reading it as we speak ill be on it in a few secs. < this reply is to JBW

the following is to my fellow blockee magog: 

yes you may make some suggestions my fellow gentleman D you may be happy to know that ive read them even before i joined wiki and ive read them just now just because you asked so nicely here are the replys in an orderly fashion please take the time to read it my dear sir
 
1. i understand the battleground thing was just a show of enthusiasm we'll get to that in a minute
2. now i dont have a mother(or parents for that matter) but i know where you are getting at: dont try to hurt other peoples feelings or as you may put it or potty it ;)  dont be a potty mouth
3. ( now this is the part Travian has a little problem with i feel that you should have been a wee bit more lenient with me on my first block(not this one) you should have warned me before blocking since it was my first time anyway but i guess blocking all those other vandals has some kind of a PTSD effect on wiki admins dont worry ill make the explanation short  please tolerate Travian he only made 4 reverts he was warned ONLY once for reverting 3 times and at that time he didnt check his talk page so he didnt know if he had a warning as he was busy browsing but that wasnt a violation it was a fair warning no doubt but... at that exact time i was going to modify my 4th edit(it was not a revert) so naturally i wouldnt be able to see the warning i only saw the orange message after i finished editing and saved the page after i did that i got another warning only it wasnt a warning it said that i have been reported for editting 4 times boy did i wish it was a warning though P now i felt that i deserved a warning before i got blocked a warning by YOU yourself we are all guys here arent we (even though im 12 i still do count D ) my point is we are all reasonable men here i would have stopped had i known that i was doing harm and not the good i envisioned. so please i would like to ask you tolerate me of you will ill talk more about this below
4. oh i humbly apologize but its just that that situation was unique that particular user wasnt going to listen anyway but believe me another user spoke to him giving a link to disprove his point but he kept insisting he was right i assumed good faith in that had he seen that link he would not have continued with his points (as he had been reverted by many others before too) but i was clearly wrong on that part so i reverted his edits and he kept reverting mine so i posted a comment on his talk page only to get insulted. i would have welcomed him with the ""welcome to wikipedia"" thingy with the pretty pictures but alas i had no knowledge of how to do that. but i did make a little mistake though that comment i made may have been a bit personal but it was not an attack no was it insulting but it was accurate notheless and when he insulted me back i thought of ignoring him but knowing that he could easily be aggravated i just couldn't pass this offer up just for the giggles but i know when im guilty regardless of  reason if you may ask why i did it i would answer with IDIFTL D
5.mastodon lol thats funny(did you know scientists are running an extinct cloning program? so the mastodons might indeed be coming back) oh no no my fellow editor you got it all wrong i wasnt really angry i did it for the laughs it was funny even if it was a little bit after all creating a page with ""hairy monkey balls"" did make me giggle P i hope someone besides me got some laughs ;) but alas i know when ive done something bad read the ""in a nutshell"" part for details of you are confused

yes ive read them now i cant guarantee that but i promise i will not be a potty mouth k? i cannot guarantee the other part because i may accidentaly edit 4 times in a row but i want you to be a bit lenient with me on this last part now ive seen people right here on wiki who made more than 10 reverts not get immediately bloc