First I would like some help getting unblocked, so I will need prospective adopters to give a brief history of their experience, especially with regard to assisting blocked editors in regaining a good status in the community.  Candidates should also explain how many hours (per week) they would be able to assist, their past experience in adoption programs, and any other information that they feel may be pertinent in the selection process.  Candidates will be screened for any past editing issues to include blocks, topic bans or other community sanctions that  may lead me to disqualify them from the adoption selection process.  Candidates will be scored on the basis of experience, capability, availability and other qualities desired.  The winning candidate will be announced here and must agree to abide by the terms and conditions of an irrivocable nondisclosure agreement.  The selection will be conducted by an independent judging organization whose decisions are final on all matters.  Adopter will be responsible for all actions of the Adoptee while the agreement remains in effect.  The terms of the adoption are for 6 months or 30 days after the formal notification of separation by either party.  Above terms subject to change without notice. Because some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitations may not apply to you.   Employees of Wikipedia and their families are not eligible.  It is the Adoptee's policy to conduct its selection on a confidential basis  so this may be the only response that you receive.  Left handed people excluded.  LOG OFF IMMEDIATELY if you do not agree to the conditions stated in this warning.