We apologise for all our past vandalisms, to the Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy and other articles. Sorry for all the vandalism. We are very repentant, and this is a genuine apology (bolded to show how important it is!).
Vandalism isn't fun any more - we've been there, done that - yawn!! Whopper, this is a genuine apology. I doubt you'll see us much over those 29 days, but if you do, our contributions will be positive only (again in bold for emphasis!)!  
We've lost interest in vandalism - Yawn, that's boring, been there, done that!! Boring! Never again shall we vandalise, Whopper.