# Short Music for Short People

Short Music for Short People è una raccolta del 1999 pubblicata dalla Fat Wreck Chords. Contiene canzoni di 101 gruppi di circa 30 secondi ciascuna. A causa di difficoltà tecniche (un CD può contenere fino a 99 tracce), gli ultimi tre brani sono inclusi nella stessa traccia.
A parte alcune eccezioni, tutte le canzoni del disco sono state scritte e registrate specificatamente per questa pubblicazione, su richiesta di Fat Mike, fondatore della Fat Wreck e bassista/cantante dei NOFX. La raccolta ha raggiunto la posizione numero 191 nella Billboard 200.

## Tracce

* Short Attention Span - 0:08 (Fizzy Bangers)
* Anchor - 0:30 (Less Than Jake)
* Ketchup Soup - 0:30 (Teen Idols)
* All Cops Are Bastards - 0:24 (Terrorgruppe)
* Overcoming Learned Behavior - 0:27 (Good Riddance)
* Quit Your Job - 0:24 (Chixdiggit!)
* Ready - 0:34 (The Living End)
* Out of Hand - 0:39 (Bad Religion)
* Asian Pride - 0:29 (Hi-Standard)
* Steamroller Blues- 0:26 (Aerobitch)
* Doin' Laundry - 0:29 (Nerf Herder)
* Freegan - 0:32 (Bigwig)
* Not Again - 0:31 (Undeclinable Ambuscade)
* Waste Away - 0:29 (Fury 66)
* The Radio Still Sucks - 0:28 (The Ataris)
* Armageddon Singalong - 0:36 (Unwritten Law)
* Hearts Frozen Solid, Thawed Once More by the Spring of Rage, Despair, and Hopelessness - 0:32 (AFI)
* Farts Are Jazz to Assholes - 0:33 (Dillinger Four)
* Surf City - 0:28 (Spread)
* Back to You - 0:33 ($wingin' Utter$)
* Outhouse of Doom - 0:34 (The Bar Feeders)
* Alienation - 0:32 (Citizen Fish)
* Family Reunion - 0:36 (blink-182)
* Mirror, Signal, Wheelspin - 0:28 (Goober Patrol)
* Saturday Night - 0:32 (Killswitch)
* Bedroom Windows - 0:24 (Enemy You)
* Sara Fisher - 0:30 (No Use for a Name)
* The Ballad of Wilhelm Fink - 0:32 (Green Day)
* Delraiser Part III: Del on Earth - 0:27 (Consumed)
* Told You Once - 0:11 (The Mr. T Experience)
* Randal Gets Drunk - 0:28 (Lagwagon)
* Fishfuck - 0:32 (GWAR)
* Howdy Doody in the Woodshed - 0:32 (The Dickies)
* Long Enough to Forget You - 0:29 (Samiam)
* Erik Sandin's Stand-In - 0:33 (Dogpiss)
* We Want The Kids - 0:20 (59 Times the Pain)
* Warren's Song Part 8 - 0:31 (Bracket)
* No Fgcnuik - 0:31 (NoMeansNo)
* I Like Food - 0:17 (Descendents)
* Triple Track - 0:32 (Dance Hall Crashers)
* Don Camero Lost His Mind - 0:29 (Guttermouth)
* X-99 - 0:38 (Limp)
* Faust - 0:31 (Jughead's Revenge)
* Deny Everything - 0:25 (Circle Jerks)
* Hand Grenades - 0:36 (The Offspring)
* Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded This One Instead - 0:28 (Mad Caddies)
* Union Yes - 0:34 (The Criminals)
* Dirty Needles - 0:27 (Screeching Weasel)
* 300 Miles - 0:29 (One Man Army)
* Klawsterfobia - 0:30 (Strung Out)
* You Don't Know Shit - 0:34 (Youth Brigade)
* Doin' Fine - 0:27 (Groovie Ghoulies)
* John for the Working Man - 0:30 (Tilt)
* A Prayer for the Complete and Utter Eradication of All Generic Pop-Punk - 0:26 (Spazz)
* It's a Real Time Thing - 0:31 (The Damned)
* All My Friends Are in Popular Bands - 0:31 (88 Fingers Louie)
* I Hate Puck Rock - 0:31 (D.O.A.)
* Fun - 0:31 (Pulley)
* To All the Kids - 0:28 (The Vandals)
* 30 Seconds Till The End of the World - 0:32 (Pennywise)
* Get a Grip - 0:27 (No Fun at All)
* Blatty (Human Egg) - 0:32 (Sick of It All)
* I Got None - 0:29 (ALL)
* See Her Pee - 0:32 (NOFX)
* F.O.F.O.D. - 0:31 (7 Seconds)
* Blacklisted - 0:27 (Rancid)
* Chandeliers and Souvenirs - 0:29 (Diesel Boy)
* Your Kung Fu is Old...and Now You Must Die!!! - 0:31 (Adrenalin O.D.)
* My Pants Keep Falling Down - 0:31 (Frenzal Rhomb)
* I Hate Your Fucking Guts - 0:30 (The Queers)
* Comin' to Your Town - 0:26 (D.I.)
* Spray Paint - 0:32 (Black Flag)
* Rage Against the Machine Are Capitalist Phonies - 0:28 (White Flag)
* Bring it to an End - 0:28 (Anti-Flag)
* Not a Happy Man - 0:35 (Avail)
* Old Mrs. Cuddy - 0:31 (The Real McKenzies)
* Traitor - 0:31 (Agnostic Front)
* Life Rules 101 - 0:31 (Down by Law)
* Wake Up - 0:32 (Radio Days)
* Too Bad You Don't Get It - 0:34 (Useless ID)
* Humanity - 0:35 (Poison Idea)
* In Your Head - 0:25 (Men O' Steel)
* Supermarket Forces - 0:32 (Subhumans)
* Tribute to the Mammal - 0:22 (Buckwild)
* Pretty Houses - 0:28 (Lunachicks)
* The Band That Wouldn't Die - 0:38 (Dwarves)
* Like a Fish in Water - 0:34 (Bouncing Souls)
* Turn it Up - 0:30 (The Almighty Trigger Happy)
* Madam's Apple - 0:32 (One Hit Wonder)
* Staggering - 0:28 (Hotbox)
* DMV - 0:29 (20%)
* Big Fat Skinhead - 0:30 (Snuff)
* Pimmel - 0:34 (The Muffs)
* Mr. Brett, Please Put Down Your Gun - 0:30 (H$_2$O)
* Wake Up - 0:33 (Bodyjar)
* Eyez - 0:26 (Nicotine)
* Another Stale Cartoon - 0:31 (Satanic Surfers)
* I Don't Mind - 0:31 (Ten Foot Pole)
* Welcome to Dumpsville, Population: You / (Misfits) - NY Ranger / (WIZO) - The Count - 1:25 (Caustic Soda)