# The Whaler's Pig

We shipped him at the Sandwich Isles —  'Fore God, he's mostly nose! We've fetched him full eight thousand miles  To fatten in the floes.
The Arctic wind may whistle down  The ice-strewn Okhart Sea; Our “passenger” don't care a darn —  A whaler's pig is he.
The blubber which the brute devours,  Hard fruit of our harpoon, He merely holds in trust; 't is ours —  Fresh pork! God send it soon!
Now, when her sloppy deck's amuck  With stale cetacean spoil, The glutton wallows in the ruck,  An alderman a-drip with oil.
When from the crow's-nest rings the shout  Clear-echoed. “There she blows!” “Jeff Davis” lifts his grizzled snout  To let us know he knows.
The white ash-blades drop down and rise;  The royal chase begins; He watches with his wicked eyes,  And multiplies his sins.
With critic squint he stands betide  The harpooner prepares; And if the erring steel goes wide  In swinish tongue he swears!  (Great Heavens! how he swears!)
But when we strike her good and fair,  Before the line runs hot, He'll lift a hoarse hog-cheer out there  With all the strength he's got;
And when he sees the steerer take  The bold boat-header's place, A gourmand smile will slowly break  Like sunrise round his face.
Around the loggerhead the line Grows taut as taut may be —  Three turns to hang your life and mine  High o'er Eternity!
Who thinks of that? Not I, not you,  Not he who most complains, When leaping fire the blood swirls through  Our thumping hearts and veins.
'T is “Fast she is!” … “Now! .. Let her go!”  Our college stroke-oar yells; This hour is worth a life to know;  'T is now the savage tells.
They maybe shared (ere progress rose)  Who sired first earls and dukes, A kindred ecstacy with those  Who dodge a fighter's flukes.
So felt our simian sires who tied  Their sheet-o'-bark canoes To some grim mosasaur's tough hide,  With only life to lose.
But this Kanaka hog will see  The whetted lance succeed; Glad epicure, he grunts in glee,  Foreknowledged of his feed.
Thus will his belly teach his tongue  What eloquence it may (Some noble songs by poets sung  Have been inspired that way).
So will he squeal approval when  Our six-hour fight is done. And lord it bravely in his pen  O'er quarry chased and won.
So will he join the chanty free  That echoes as she tows To bring his porcine jubilee  And glad his adipose.
It is not clean nor nice of taste,  This episode of trade, That lurches with indecent haste  Towards the blubber spade.
Yet still we know that man made sail,  Invented rig on rig, And God Almighty made the whale  That feeds the whaler's pig.
This sorry beast which might have drowned,  As hogs and humans can, He also made, so runs the round,  To feed the whaler-man.
The whaler-man will get his “lay,”  The whaler's pig his share — First whale, then pig, then man. Some day  The worm will make it square!
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