# Brocaded Gown and Linen Rag

From Fables.
* The BROCADED GOWN and LINEN RAG.
* FABLE VIII.
* From a fine lady to her maid,
* A Gown descended of brocade.
* French!—Yes, from Paris—that's enough,
* That wou'd give dignity to fluff.
* 5 By accident or by design,
* Or from some cause, I can't divine;
* A Linen Rag, (sad source of wrangling!)
* On a contiguous peg was dangling,
* Vilely besmear'd—for late his master,
* 10It serv'd in quality of plaister.
* The Gown, contemptuous beholder,
* Gave a French shrug from either shoulder,
* And rustling with emotions furious,
* Bespoke the Rag in terms injurious.
* 15“Unfit for tinder, lint or fodder,
* Thou thing of filth, (and what is odder)
* “Discarded from thy owner's back,
* “Dar'st thou proceed, and gold attack?
* “Instant away—or in this place,
* 20Begar me give you coup de grace.”
* To this reply'd the honest Rag,
* Who lik'd a jest, and was a wag;
* “Tho' thy glib tongue without a halt run,
* Thou shabby second-hand subaltern,
* 25At once so antient and so easy,
* At once so gorgeous and so greasy,;
* I value not thy gasconading,
* Nor all thy alamode parading;
* But to abstain from words imperious,
* 30And to be sober, grave, and serious.
* Tho' says friend Horace, 'tis no treason,
* At once to giggle, and to reason,
* When me you lesson, friend, you dream,
* For know I am not what I seem;
* 35Soon by the mills refining motion,
* The sweetest daughter of the ocean,
* Fair Medway, shall with snowy hue,
* My virgin purity renew,
* And give me reinform'd existence,
* 40A good retention and subsistence.
* Then shall the sons of genius join,
* To make my second life divine.
* O Murray, let me then dispense,
* Some portion of thy eloquence;
* 45For Greek and Roman rhetoric shine,
* United and improved in thine.
* The spirit stirring sage alarms,
* And Ciceronian sweetness charms.
* Th'Athenian Akenside may deign
* 50To stamp me deathless with his pen.
* While flows approv'd by all the Nine
* Th'immortal soul of every line.
* Collins, perhaps, his aid may lend,
* Melpomene's selected friend.
* 55Perhaps our great Augustan Gray
* May grace me with a Doric lay;
* With sweet, with manly words of woe,
* That nervously pathetic flow,
* What, Mason, may I owe to you?
* 60 Learning's first pride, and nature's too;
* On thee she cast her sweetest smile,
* And gave thee Art's correcting file;
* That file, which with assiduous pain,
* The viper Envy bites in vain.—
* 65uch glories my mean lot betide,
* Hear, tawdry fool, and check thy pride.—
* Thou, after scouring, dying, turning,
* (If haply thou escape a burning)
* From gown to petticoat descending,
* 70 And in a beggar's mantle ending,
* Shalt in a dunghill or a stye,
* 'Midst filth and vermin rot and die. 1754

## Notes

First published in The Gentleman's Magazine (Feb. 1754, pp. 89-90). Reprinted 1791.
* ↑ 27. gasconading: extravagant boasting/
* ↑ 43. William Murray, 1st Earl of Mansfield (1705-93) was renowned for his oratory based on intensive study of classical models. Murray's wife Elizabeth Finch was the sister of Smart's patron, Duchess of Cleveland.
* ↑ 47. [Note: Demosthenes.]
* ↑ 49. Athenian Akenside: Mark Akenside (1721-70) dedicated his poem The Pleasures of Imagination to the "Genius of ancient Greece".
* ↑ 53-4. William Collins (1721-59) author of Dirge in Cymbeline end elegaic odes. Lines 53-4 were omitted in The Gentleman's Magazine.
* ↑ 55-8. Augustan Gray: Thomas Gray (1716-71) was entitled Augustan for classical qualities of his odes. Here in 57-8 Smart speaks about Gray's famous Elegy (1751).
* ↑ W59-62. William Mason (1725-97) a Fellow of Pembroke College, Cambridge was author of a poem Musæs: a monody to the memory of Mr. Pope, 1747.
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