# The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman/Volume 7/Chapter 18

CHAP. XVIII.
The French are certainly misunderstood:———but whether the fault is theirs, in not sufficiently explaining themselves; or speaking with that exact limitation and precision which one would expect on a point of such importance, and which moreover, is so likely to be contested by us—or whether the fault may not be altogether on our side, in not understanding their language always so critically as to know "what they would be at"—I shall not decide; but 'tis evident to me, when they affirm, "That they who have seen Paris, have seen every thing," they must mean to speak of those who have seen it by day-light.
​As for candle-light—I give it up—I have said before, there was no depending upon it—and I repeat it again; but not because the lights and shades are too sharp—or the tints confounded—or that there is neither beauty or keeping, &c. . . . for that's not truth—but it is an uncertain light in this respect, That in all the five hundred grand Hôtels, which they number up to you in Paris—and the five hundred good things, at a modest computation (for 'tis only allowing one good thing to a Hôtel) which by candle-light are best to be seen, felt, heard and understood (which, by the bye is a quotation from Lilly)—the devil a one of us out of fifty, can get our heads fairly thrust in amongst them.
​This is no part of the French computation: 'tis simply this.
That by the last survey taken in the year one thousand seven hundred and sixteen, since which time there have been considerable augmentations, Paris doth contain nine hundred streets; (viz.)
In the quarter called the City—there are fifty three streets.
In St. James of the Shambles, fifty five streets.
In St. Oportune, thirty four streets.
In the quarter of the Louvre, twenty five streets.
In the Palace Royal, or St. Honorius, forty nine streets.
In Mont. Martyr, forty one streets.
In St. Eustace, twenty nine streets.
​In the Halles, twenty seven streets.
In St. Dennis, fifty five streets.
In St. Martin, fifty four streets.
In St. Paul, or the Mortellerie, twenty seven streets.
The Greve, thirty eight streets.
In St. Avoy, or the Verrerie, nineteen streets.
In the Marais, or the Temple, fifty two streets.
In St. Antony's, sixty eight streets.
In the Place Maubert, eighty one streets.
In St. Bennet, sixty streets.
In St. Andrews de Arcs, fifty one streets.
In the quarter of the Luxembourg, sixty two streets.
And in that of St. Germain, fifty five streets, into any of which you may walk; and that when you have seen them with ​all that belongs to them, fairly by daylight—their gates, their bridges, their squares, their statues———and have crusaded it moreover through all their parish churches, by no means omitting St. Roche and Sulplice———and to crown all, have taken a walk to the four palaces, which you may see either with or without the statues and pictures, just as you chuse—
———Then you will have seen———
———but, 'tis what no one needeth to tell you, for you will read it yourself upon the portico of the Louvre, in these words,
​The French have a gay way of treating every thing that is Great; and that is all can be said upon it.