# The Countess of Lowndes Square and Other Stories

[Cassell and Co., London, New York, Toronto and Melbourne, ca. 1920]
Most of the ensuing tales have appeared before in the pages of Nash’s Weekly, The Windsor Magazine, The Story-Teller, The Century, and The Woman at Home.
The Countess of Lowndes Square
BY
E. F. BENSON
Author of “Mike,” etc., etc.
CASSELL AND COMPANY, LTD
London, New York, Toronto and Melbourne
Preface
I have divided the stories that are here collected under one cover into various classes, so that such readers as want to compare their own experiments, let us say, in blackmailing or spiritualistic séances, with those of other students, may find such tales as deal with their own speciality in crime or superstition grouped together in separate sections of this book. They will thus be spared a skipping hunt through pages in which they feel no personal interest.
In the same way, such readers as are in search merely of the lighter (though not more decorative) aspects of life, will be able to avoid like poison so innocent-looking a title as “The Countess of Lowndes Square,” for assuredly they would not find therein the fashionable descriptions of high life which they might reasonably anticipate, but would merely cast the book from them in disgust, when they discovered that one who had been the wife of an Earl, and ought therefore to have known ever so much better, belonged to the most contemptible of the criminal classes. The table of contents, in like manner, conducts the crank and the cat-lover to the pastures where he is most likely to find a digestible snack.
The short story is not a lyre on which English writers thrum with the firm delicacy of the French, or with the industry of the American author. If the ten best short stories in the world were proclaimed by popular vote, it is probable that they would all be French stories; while if the million worst stories in the world were similarly brought together into one unspeakable library, they would probably all of them—with the exception, of course, of the fourteen that make up this volume—be found to be written in America. There is something in the precision and economy of the French, something in the opulence and amateurishness of the United States that renders the result of such a plebiscite perfectly appropriate, and we should only, when the result of the poll was known, find in it another instance of the invariable occurrence of the expected.
Most of the ensuing tales have appeared before in the pages of Nash’s Weekly, The Windsor Magazine, The Story-Teller, The Century, and The Woman at Home. The rest are now published for the first time.
E. F. Benson.
Contents
* BLACKMAILING STORIES page
* 1. The Countess of Lowndes Square 3
* 2. The Blackmailer of Park Lane 25
* GENERAL STORIES
* 1. The Dance on the Beefsteak 69
* 2. The Oriolists 84
* 3. In the Dark 110
* 4. The False Step 126
* SPOOK STORIES
* 1. The Case of Frank Hampden 145
* 2. Mrs. Andrews’s Control 171
* 3. The Ape 184
* 4. “Through” 210
* CAT STORIES
* 1. “Puss-cat” 231
* 2. There Arose a King 247
* CRANK STORIES
* 1. The Tragedy of Oliver Bowman 267
* 2. Philip’s Safety Razor 288
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