# The Awkward Age (New York: Harper and Brothers, 1899)/Book 8/Chapter 30

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His reply had complete success, to which there could scarce have afterwards been a positive denial that some sound of amusement even from Mr. Longdon himself had in its degree contributed. Certain it was that Mrs. Brook found, as she exclaimed that her husband was always so awfully civil, just the right note of resigned understanding; whereupon he for a minute presented to ​them blankly enough his fine dead face. "'Civil' is just what I was afraid I wasn't. I mean, you know," he continued to Longdon, "that you really mustn't look to us to let you off—"
"From a week or a day"—Mr. Longdon took him up—"of the time to which you consider I've pledged myself? My dear sir, please don't imagine it's for me the Duchess appeals."
"It's from your wife, you delicious dull man," that lady elucidated. "If you wished to be stiff with our friend here you've really been so with her; which comes, no doubt, from the absence between you of proper preconcerted action. You spoke without your cue."
"Oh!" said Edward Brookenham.
"That's it, Jane"—Mrs. Brook continued to take it beautifully. "We dressed to-day in a hurry and hadn't time for our usual rehearsal. Edward, when we dine out, generally brings three pocket-handkerchiefs and six jokes. I leave the management of the handkerchiefs to his own taste, but we mostly try together, in advance, to arrange a career for the other things. It's some charming light thing of my own that's supposed to give him the sign."
"Only sometimes he confounds"—Vanderbank helped her out—"your light and your heavy!" He had got up to make room for his host of so many occasions and, having forced him into the empty chair, now moved vaguely off to the quarter of the room occupied by Nanda and Mr. Cashmore.
"That's very well," the Duchess resumed, "but it doesn't at all clear you, cara mia, of the misdemeanor of setting up as a felt domestic need something of which Edward proves deeply unconscious. He has put his finger on Nanda's true interest. He doesn't care a bit how it would look for you to want her."
"Don't you mean rather, Jane, how it looks for us not ​to want her?" Mrs. Brook inquired with a detachment now complete. "Of course, dear old friend," she continued to Mr. Longdon, "she quite puts me with my back to the wall when she helps you to see—what you otherwise mightn't guess—that Edward and I work out between us to show off as tender parents and yet to get from you everything you'll give. I do the sentimental and he the practical; so that we, in one way and another, deck ourselves in the glory of our sacrifice without forfeiting the 'keep' of our daughter. This must appeal to you as another useful illustration of what London manners have come to; unless indeed," Mrs. Brook prattled on, "it only strikes you still more—and to a degree that blinds you to its other possible bearings—as the last proof that I'm too tortuous for you to know what I'd be at!"
Mr. Longdon faced her, across his interval, with his original terror represented now only by such a lingering flush as might have formed a natural tribute to a brilliant scene. "I haven't the glimmering of an idea of what you'd be at. But please understand," he added, "that I don't at all refuse you the private half-hour you referred to a while since."
"Are you really willing to put the child up for the rest of the year?" Edward placidly demanded, speaking as if quite unaware that anything else had been said.
His wife fixed her eyes on him. "The ingenuity of your companions, love, plays in the air like the lightning, but flashes round your head only, by good fortune, to leave it unscathed. Still, you have, after all, your own strange wit, and I'm not sure that any of ours ever compares with it. Only, confronted also with ours, how can poor Mr. Longdon really choose which of the two he'll meet?"
Poor Mr. Longdon now looked hard at Edward. "Oh, Mr. Brookenham's, I feel, any day. It's even with you, ​I confess," he said to him, "that I'd rather have that private half-hour."
"Done!" Mrs. Brook declared, "I'll send him to you. But we have, you know, as Van says, gone to pieces," she went on, twisting her pretty head and tossing it back over her shoulder to an auditor of whose approach to her from behind, though it was impossible she should have seen him, she had visibly, within a minute, become aware. "It's your marriage, Mitchy, that has darkened our old, bright air, changed us more than we even yet know, and most grossly and horribly, my dear man, changed you. You steal up in a way that gives one the creeps, whereas in the good time that's gone you always burst in with music and song. Go round where I can see you: I mayn't love you now, but at least, I suppose, I may look at you. Direct your energies," she pursued while Mitchy obeyed her, "as much as possible, please, against our uncanny chill. Pile on the fire and close up the ranks; this was our best hour, you know—and all the more that Tishy, I see, is getting rid of her superfluities. Here comes back old Van," she wound up, "vanquished, I judge, in the attempt to divert Nanda from her prey. Won't Nanda sit with poor us?" she asked of Vanderbank, who now, meeting Mitchy in range of the others, remained standing with him and as at her commands.
"I didn't of course ask her," the young man replied.
"Then what did you do?"
"I only took a little walk."
Mrs. Brook, on this, was woeful at Mitchy. "See then what we've come to. When did we ever 'walk' in your time save as a distinct part of the effect of our good things? Please return to Nanda," she said to Vanderbank, "and tell her I particularly wish her to come in for this delightful evening's end."
"She's joining us of herself now," said the Duchess, ​"and so is Mr. Cashmore, and so is Tishy—voyez!—who has kept on—bless her little bare back!—no one she oughtn't to keep. As nobody else will now arrive, it would be quite cozy if she locked the door."
"But what on earth, my dear Jane," Mrs. Brook plaintively wondered, "are you proposing we should do?"
Mrs. Brook, in her apprehension, had looked expressively at their friends, but the eye of the Duchess wandered no further than Harold and Lady Fanny. "It would perhaps serve to keep that pair a little longer from escaping together."
Mrs. Brook took a pause no greater. "But wouldn't it be, as regards another pair, locking the stable door after—what do you call it? Don't Petherton and Aggie appear already to have escaped together? Mitchy, man, where in the world's your wife?"
"I quite grant you," said the Duchess gaily, "that my niece is wherever Petherton is. This I'm sure of, for there's a friendship, if you please, that has not been interrupted. Petherton's not gone, is he?" she asked in her turn of Mitchy.
But again, before he could speak, it was taken up. "Mitchy's silent, Mitchy's altered, Mitchy's queer!" Mrs. Brook declared, while the new recruits to the circle, Tishy and Nanda and Mr. Cashmore, Lady Fanny and Harold too, after a minute and on perceiving the movement of the others, ended by enlarging it, with mutual accommodation and aid, to a pleasant talkative ring in which the subject of their companion's ejaculation, on a low ottoman and glaring in his odd way in almost all directions at once, formed the conspicuous, attractive centre. Tishy was nearest Mr. Longdon, and Nanda, still flanked by Mr. Cashmore, between that gentleman and his wife, who had Harold on her other side. Edward Brookenham was neighbored by his son and by Vanderbank, who might easily have felt himself, in spite of their separation and ​given, as it happened, their places in the group, rather publicly confronted with Mr. Longdon. "Is his wife in the other room?" Mrs. Brook now put to Tishy.
Tishy, after a stare about, came back to consciousness to account for this guest. "Oh yes—she's playing with him."
"But with whom, dear?"
"Why, with Petherton. I thought you knew."
"Knew they're playing—?" Mrs. Brook was almost Socratic.
"She's regularly wound up," her husband meanwhile, without resonance, observed to Vanderbank.
"Brilliant indeed!" Vanderbank replied.
"But she's rather naughty, you know," Edward, after a pause, continued.
"Oh, villanous!" his interlocutor said with a short, smothered laugh that might, for a spectator, have represented a sudden start at such a flash of analysis from such a quarter.
When Vanderbank's attention, at any rate, was free again, their hostess, assisted to the transition, was describing the play, as she had called it, of the absentees. "She has hidden a book, and he's trying to find it."
"Hide and seek? Why, isn't it innocent, Mitch!" Mrs. Brook exclaimed.
Mitchy, speaking for the first time, faced her with extravagant gloom. "Do you really think so?"
"That's her innocence!" the Duchess laughed.
"And don't you suppose he has found it yet?" Mrs. Brook pursued earnestly to Tishy. "Isn't it something we might all play at if—?" On which, however, suddenly checking herself, she changed her note. "Nanda, love, please go and invite them to join us."
Mitchy, at this, on his ottoman, wheeled straight round to the girl, who looked at him before speaking. "I'll go if Mitchy tells me."
​"But if he does fear," said her mother, "that there may be something in it—?"
Mitchy jerked back to Mrs. Brook. "Well, you see, I don't want to give way to my fear. Suppose there should be something! Let me not know."
She met him tenderly. "I see. You couldn't—so soon—bear it."
"Ah but, savez-vous," the Duchess interposed with some majesty, "you're horrid!"
"Let them alone," Mitchy continued. "We don't want at all events a general romp."
"Oh, I thought just that," said Mrs. Brook, "was what the Duchess wished the door locked for! Perhaps moreover"—she returned to Tishy—"he has not yet found the book."
"He can't," Tishy said with simplicity.
"But why in the world—?"
"You see she's sitting on it"—Tishy felt, it was plain the responsibility of explanation. "So that unless he pulls her off—"
"He can't compass his desperate end? Ah, I hope he won't pull her off!" Mrs. Brook wonderfully murmured. It was said in a manner that stirred the circle, and unanimous laughter seemed already to have crowned her invocation, lately uttered, to the social spirit. "But what in the world," she pursued, "is the book selected for such a position? I hope it's not a very big one."
"Oh, aren't the books that are sat upon," Mr. Cashmore freely inquired, "as a matter of course the bad ones?"
"Not a bit as a matter of course," Harold as freely replied to him. "They sit, all round, nowadays—I mean in the papers and places—on some awfully good stuff. Why, I myself read books that I couldn't—upon my honor I wouldn't risk it!—read out to you here."
"What a pity," his father dropped with the special ​shade of dryness that was all Edward's own, "that you haven't got one of your favorites to try on us!"
Harold looked about as if it might have been after all a happy thought. "Well, Nanda's the only girl."
"And one's sister doesn't count," said the Duchess.
"It's just because the thing's bad," Tishy resumed for Mrs. Brook's more particular benefit, "that Lord Petherton is trying to wrest it."
Mrs. Brook's pale interest deepened. "Then it's a real hand-to-hand struggle?"
"He says she sha'n't read it; she says she will."
"Ah, that's because—isn't it, Jane?" Mrs. Brook appealed—"he so long overlooked and advised her in those matters. Doesn't he feel by this time—so awfully clever as he is—the extraordinary way she has come out?"
"'By this time'?" Harold echoed. "Dearest mummy, you're too sweet. It's only about ten weeks—isn't it, Mitch? You don't mind my saying that, I hope," he solicitously added.
Mitchy had his back to him and, bending it a little, sat with head dropped and knees pressing his hands together. "I don't mind any one's saying anything."
"Lord, are you already past that?" Harold sociably laughed.
"He used to vibrate to everything. My dear man, what is the matter?" Mrs. Brook demanded. "Does it all move too fast for you?"
"Mercy on us, what are you talking about? That's what I want to know!" Mr. Cashmore vivaciously declared.
"Well, she has gone at a pace—if Mitchy doesn't mind," Harold interposed in the tone of tact and taste. "But then don't they always—I mean when they're like Aggie and they once get loose—go at a pace? That's what I want to know. I don't suppose mother did, nor Tishy, nor the Duchess," he communicated to the rest, "but mother and Tishy and the Duchess, it strikes me, ​must either have been of the school that knew, don't you know? a deuce of a deal before, or of the type that takes it all more quietly after."
"I think a woman can only speak for herself. I took it all quietly enough, both before and after," said Mrs. Brook. Then she addressed to Mr. Cashmore, with small formal nod, one of her lovely wan smiles. "What I'm talking about, s'il vous plâit, is marriage."
"I wonder if you know," the Duchess broke out on this, "how silly you all sound! When did it ever, in any society that could call itself decently 'good,' not make a difference that an innocent young creature, a flower tended and guarded, should find from one day to the other her whole situation changed? People pull long faces and look wonderful looks and punch each other, in your English fashion, in the sides and say to each other in corners that my poor darling has 'come out.' Je crois bien, she has come out! I married her—I don't mind saying it now—exactly that she should, and I should be mightily ashamed of every one concerned if she hadn't. I didn't marry her, I give you to believe, that she should stay 'in,' and if any of you think to frighten Mitchy with it I imagine you'll do so as little as you frighten me. If it has taken her a very short time—as Harold so vividly puts it—to which of you did I ever pretend, I should like to know, that it would take her a very long one? I dare say there are girls it would have taken longer, just as there are certainly others who wouldn't have required so much as an hour. It surely isn't news to you that if some young persons among us all are very stupid and others very wise, my dear child was never either, but only perfectly bred and deliciously clever. Ah, that—rather! If she's so clever that you don't know what to do with her, it's scarcely her fault. But add to it that Mitchy's very kind, and you have the whole thing. What more do you want?"
​Mrs. Brook, who looked immensely struck, replied with the promptest sympathy, yet as if there might have been an alternative. "I don't think"—and her eyes appealed to the others—"that we want any more, do we? than the whole thing."
"Gracious, I should hope not!" her husband remarked, as privately as before, to Vanderbank. "Jane—for a mixed company—does go into it."
Vanderbank, for a minute and with a special short arrest, took in the circle. "Should you call us 'mixed'? There's only one girl."
Edward Brookenham glanced at his daughter. "Yes, but I wish there were more."
"Do you?" And Vanderbank's laugh at this odd view covered, for a little, the rest of the talk. But when he again began to follow no victory had yet been snatched.
It was Mrs. Brook, naturally, who rattled the standard. "When you say, dearest, that we don't know what to 'do' with Aggie's cleverness, do you quite allow for the way we bow down before it and worship it? I don't quite see what else we—in here—can do with it, even though we have gathered that, just over there, Petherton is finding for it a different application. We can only each in our way do our best. Don't therefore succumb, Jane, to the delusive charm of a grievance. There would be nothing in it. You haven't got one. The beauty of the life that so many of us have so long led together"—and she showed that it was for Mr. Longdon she more particularly brought this out—"is precisely that nobody has ever had one. Nobody has dreamed of it—it would have been such a rough, false note, a note of violence out of all keeping. Did you ever hear of one, Van? Did you, my poor Mitchy? But you see for yourselves," she wound up with a sigh and before either could answer, "how inferior we've become when we have even in our defence to assert such things."
​Mitchy, who, for a while past, had sat gazing at the floor, now raised his good natural goggles and stretched his closed mouth to its widest. "Oh, I think we're pretty good still!" he then replied.
Mrs. Brook indeed appeared, after a pause and addressing herself again to Tishy, to give a reluctant illustration of it, coming back as from an excursion of the shortest to the question momentarily dropped. "I'm bound to say, all the more, you know, that I don't quite see what Aggie mayn't now read." Suddenly, however, her look at their informant took on an anxiety. "Is the book you speak of something very awful?"
Mrs. Grendon, with so much, these past minutes, to have made her so, was at last visibly more present. "That's what Lord Petherton says of it. From what he knows of the author."
"So that he wants to keep her—?"
"Well, from trying it first. I think he wants to see if it's good for her."
"That's one of the most charming cares, I think," the Duchess said, "that a gentleman may render to a young woman to whom he desires to be useful. I won't say that Petherton always knows how good a book may be, but I'd trust him any day to say how bad."
Mr. Longdon, who had sat, throughout, silent and still, quitted his seat at this and evidently, in so doing, gave Mrs. Brook as much occasion as she required. She also got up, and her movement brought to her view, at the door of the further room something that drew from her a quick exclamation. "He can tell us now, then—for here they come!" Lord Petherton, arriving with animation and followed so swiftly by his young companion that she presented herself as pursuing him, shook triumphantly over his head a small volume in blue paper. There was a general movement at the sight of them, and by the time they had rejoined their friends the company, ​pushing back seats and causing a variety of mute expression smoothly to circulate, was pretty well on its feet. "See—he has pulled her off!" said Mrs. Brook.
Little Aggie, to whom plenty of pearls were singularly becoming, met it as pleasant sympathy. "Yes, and it was a real pull. But of course," she continued with the prettiest humor and as if Mrs. Brook would quite understand, "from the moment one has a person's nails, and almost his teeth, in one's flesh—!"
Mrs. Brook's sympathy passed, however, with no great ease from Aggie's pearls to her other charms; fixing the former indeed so markedly that Harold had a quick word about it for Lady Fanny. "When poor mummy thinks, you know, that Nanda might have had them—!"
Lady Fanny's attention, for that matter, had resisted them as little. "Well, I dare say that if I had wanted, I might!"
"Lord—could you have stood him?" the young man returned. "But I believe women can stand anything!" he profoundly concluded. His mother meanwhile, recovering herself, had begun to ejaculate on the prints on Aggie's arms, and he was then diverted from the sense of what he, "personally," as he would have said, couldn't have stood, by a glance at Lord Petherton's trophy, for which he made a prompt grab. "The bone of contention?" Lord Petherton had let it go, and Harold stood arrested by the cover. "Why, blest if it hasn't Van's name!"
"Van's?"—his mother was near enough to effect her own snatch, after which she swiftly faced the proprietor of the volume. "Dear man, it's the last thing you lent me! But I don't think," she added, turning to Tishy, "that I ever passed such a production on to you."
"It was just seeing Mr. Van's hand," Aggie conscientiously explained, "that made me think one was free—!"
"But it isn't Mr. Van's hand!"—Mrs. Brook quite ​smiled at the error. She thrust the book straight at Mr. Longdon. "Is that Mr. Van's hand?"
Holding the disputed object, which he had put on his nippers to glance at, he presently, without speaking, looked over these aids straight at Nanda, who looked as straight back at him. "It was I who wrote Mr. Van's name." The girl's eyes were on Mr. Longdon, but her words as for the company. "I brought the book here from Buckingham Crescent and left it by accident in the other room."
"By accident, my dear," her mother replied, "I do quite hope. But what on earth did you bring it for? It's too hideous."
Nanda seemed to wonder. "Is it?" she murmured.
"Then you haven't read it?"
She just hesitated. "One hardly knows now, I think, what is and what isn't."
"She brought it only for me to read," Tishy gravely interposed.
Mrs. Brook looked strange. "Nanda recommended it?"
"Oh no—the contrary." Tishy, as if scared by so much publicity, floundered a little. "She only told me—"
"The awful subject?" Mrs. Brook wailed.
There was so deepening an echo of the drollery of this last passage that it was a minute before Vanderbank could be heard saying: "The responsibility's wholly mine for setting the beastly thing in motion. Still," he added, good-humoredly and as if to minimize, if not the cause, at least the consequence, "I think I agree with Nanda that it's no worse than anything else."
Mrs. Brook had recovered the volume from Mr. Longdon's relaxed hand and now, without another glance at it, held it behind her with an unusual air of firmness. "Oh, how can you say that, my dear man, of anything so revolting?"
​The discussion kept them for the instant well face to face. "Then did you read it?"
She debated, then jerked the book into the nearest empty chair, where Mr. Cashmore quickly pounced upon it. "Wasn't it for that you brought it me?" she demanded. Yet before he could answer she again challenged her child. "Have you read this work, Nanda?"
"Yes, mamma."
"Oh, I say!" cried Mr. Cashmore, hilarious and turning the leaves.
Mr. Longdon had by this time ceremoniously approached Tishy. "Good-night."
END OF BOOK EIGHTH