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Benjamin Franklin
Poor Richard's
Almanack by
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
Selections from the apothegms and
proverbs, with a brief sketch
of the life of Benjamin
Franklin.
Published by
The U. S. C. Publishing Co.
Waterloo, Iowa
Copyright, 1914
by
The U. S. C. Publishing Co.
Life of Benjamin Franklin.
Opposite historic Old South Church in Boston, on January 6, 1706, was born Benjamin Franklin.
Benjamin was the fifteenth child of Josiah Franklin, whose occupation was that of tallow-chandler or candle-maker. Business was not prosperous, and the Franklin family was reared in very humble circumstances.
As a child, Benjamin hungered for books and knowledge. During the two years that his father was able to send him to school, he showed remarkable aptitude and industry, and rapidly outdistanced his fellow pupils.
The first book which Franklin read was Bunyan's "Pilgrim's Progress". By trading and borrowing, he managed to secure other volumes. His passion for reading was so intense that he attracted the attention of a kind-hearted Boston merchant, who gave the boy access to his well-stocked library. Franklin read only books which could add to his education, and read them with a thoroughness that extracted every bit of useful knowledge.
After leaving school, Franklin was apprenticed to his brother James in the ​printing trade. His wage was very small and he had to live most frugally.
James started a newspaper, and Benjamin set type and distributed the sheets. One day, he anonymously contributed some verses and apothegms and was overjoyed to find them accepted and published.
When his brother discovered that he was the contributor, an altercation broke out between the two, due principally to the ill temper of James. The quarrel was finally the cause of Benjamin's leaving Boston and going to Philadelphia.
In Philadelphia, Franklin obtained work with Keimer, a printer. His lodgings were found at the house of Mr. Read, with whose pretty daughter, Deborah, he promptly fell in love. Mrs. Read, however, counselled the two to postpone the marriage until Franklin should earn sufficient to maintain his own household. He was but eighteen years old at this time.
Sir William Keith, governor of the province of Pennsylvania, became acquainted with Franklin and offered to set him up in the printing business. Franklin, of course, accepted. At Keith's suggestion, he sailed to England to purchase an up-to-date outfit. Arrived there, he found that Keith was without credit. His ​beautiful plans went for naught and he was stranded in England without funds or prospects. It took him several years to work his way back to America.
When he returned, the first news to greet Franklin was the marriage of Deborah Read to another man.
At 22 years of age, Franklin had not made much progress toward the goal of his ambition. But nothing daunted, he applied himself with greater industry, greater self-sacrifice and greater perseverance. He kept plugging away at his trade of printer, and entered into business ventures with other men, all of which proved rapid failures. Finally, he struck out for himself. Coincidently, Deborah Read's husband died and Franklin took her to wife.
The young couple had to live on close margin for a few years. When Franklin was 27 years of age, he evolved the idea which opened the road to fame and fortune. This was Poor Richard's Almanack. The first number had a tremendous sale. His homely, trite, common-sense sayings achieved wide popularity and each succeeding issue found more subscribers than its predecessor. The general recognition and respect gained for Franklin through the Almanack gave him the ​opportunity to enter public life. This sphere of activity was greatly to his liking. He held important offices and introduced many splendid reforms into the municipal government.
Franklin's pet project was an efficient institution of learning. When he was 37 years old, his plans materialized into the founding of an academy from which has grown the great University of Pennsylvania.
The scientists of Europe were at this time becoming aware of a mysterious force which they named electricity. Musschenbroeck, a German, came forth with the discovery of the Leyden jar. Franklin immediately devoted himself to a study of electricity. The subject proved to interesting, so full of possibilities that he sold out his printing business in order to devote his entire effort to the new field. His business, started on nothing, brought the handsome price of $90,000.
When Franklin declared his belief that electricity and lightning were identical, the whole world laughed. He then made his famous kite test, and proved his theory. This demonstration gained world recognition for him as a scientist and won him many honors.
The colonies were now passing through the turbulent period preceding ​the Revolutionary War. Franklin was a foremost figure in public life, and became the commissioner of the colonies to England.
The first cause for provocation on the part of the colonies was the Stamp Act, which imposed an enormous tax on deeds, college degrees and printed matter. England sought to meet the expenses of the French-Indian war by this tax. Franklin's efficient representation and effective pleading secured its repeal in 1766.
However, one year later, Parliament enacted a more obnoxious bill, placing a heavy duty on tea, glass and other commodities. Then it was that certain indignant citizens of Boston held their Boston Tea Party and brought upon the heads of the community the ill-considered, hateful Boston Port Bill. The city was virtually put in a state of seizure by the British under General Gage.
This final action precipitated the crisis, and the Revolutionary War was on. Gage made his disastrous march to Concord and Lexington, and Bunker Hill ended in a triumph for American pluck.
Although in favor of settling the dispute by arbitration, Franklin was as zealous a patriot as any. He was a member of the first Continental Congress, and ​helped frame the Declaration of Independence. Later he went to Paris as special envoy to France for the colonies. He was received with great acclaimation and was accorded many honors. His mission of enlisting France's aid in the struggle was completely successful. Helped by the money of France and by the valor of men as Lafayette, the Revolution triumphed.
After an absence from America of nine years, Franklin returned. He was given a royal reception. Although 77 years old now, he still gave his country the best that was in him, until his death on April 17, 1790. At his burial 20,000 persons gathered to do him respect and honor.
Poor Richard's Almanack.
1. A child thinks 20 shillings and 20 years can scarce ever be spent.
2. A cold April, the barn will fill.
3. A countryman between two lawyers, is like a fish between two cats.
4.* Act uprightly, and despise calumny; dirt may stick to a mud wall, but not to polish'd marble.
5. A cypher and humility make the other figures and virtues of tenfold value.
6. A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines.
7.* A father's a treasure; a brother's a comfort; a friend is both.
8. A fat kitchen, a lean will.
9. A fine genius in his own country, is like gold in the mine.
10. A flatterer never seems absurd: The flatter'd always takes his word.
11.* After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and weather rainy.
12. After crosses and losses men grow humbler and wiser.
​13. A full belly is the mother of all evil.
14. A full belly makes a dull brain.
15. A good example is the best sermon.
16. A good lawyer, a bad neighbor.
17. A good man is seldom uneasy, an ill one never easy.
18. A house without woman and firelight, is like a body without soul or sprite.
19. A lean award is better than a fat judgment.
20. A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one.
21.* A lie stands on one leg, truth on two.
22. A life of leisure, and a life of laziness, are two things.
23. A light purse is a heavy curse.
24. A little house well fill'd, a little field well till'd, and a little wife well will'd, are great riches.
25. All blood is alike ancient.
26. All mankind are beholden to him that is kind to the good.
27.* All things are cheap to the saving, dear to the wasteful.
​29. All would live long, but none would be old.
30. A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.
31. A man in a passion rides a mad horse.
32. A man without a wife, is but half a man.
33. A man without ceremony has need of great merit in its place.
34. Ambition often spends foolishly what avarice had wickedly collected.
35. A mob's a monster; heads enough, but no brains.
36. A modern wit is one of David's fools.
37. An egg today is better than a hen tomorrow.
38. An empty bag cannot stand upright.
39.* A new truth is a truth, an old error an error, though Clodpate won't allow either.
40. Anger and folly walk cheek by jole; repentance treads on both their heels.
41. Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.
42. Anger warms the invention, but overheats the oven.
​44. An hundred thieves cannot strip one naked man, especially if his skin's off.
45. An ill wound, but not an ill name, may be healed.
46. An innocent plowman is more worthy than a vicious prince.
47.* Anoint a villian and he'll stab you; stab him, and he'll anoint you.
48. An old man in a house is a good sign.
49. An old young man will be a young old man.
50. An ounce of wit that is bought, is worth a pound that is taught.
51. An undutiful daughter, will prove an unmanageable wife.
52. A pair of good ears will drain dry an hundred tongues.
53. A plowman on his legs is higher than a gentleman on his knees.
54. Approve not of him that commends all you say.
55. A quarrelsome man has no good neighbors.
56. A quiet conscience sleeps in thunder.
​58. As charms are nonsense, nonsense is a charm.
59. Ask and have, is sometimes dear buying.
60. A soft tongue may strike hard.
61. As pride increases, fortune declines.
62.* As sore places meet most rubs, proud folks meet most affronts.
63. A temper to bear much, will have much to bear.
64. A wicked hero will turn his back to an innocent coward.
65. As we must account for every idle word, so we must for every idle silence.
66. At a great pennyworth, pause a while.
67. A traveller should have a hog's nose, deer's legs, and an ass's back.
68. At the working man's house hunger looks in but dares not enter.
69.* At 20 years of age the will reigns; at thirty the wit; at 40 the judgment.
70. Bad commentators spoil the best of books.
71. Bad gains are truly losses.
​72. Bargaining has neither friends nor relations.
73. Be always ashamed to catch thyself idle.
74.* Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors.
75. Beauty and folly are old companions.
76. Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.
77. Ben beats his pate, and fancys wit will come; but he may knock, there's nobody at home.
78. Be not niggardly of what costs thee nothing, as courtesy, counsel, and countenance.
79. Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
80. Better is a little with content than much with contention.
81. Better slip with foot than tongue.
82. Beware, beware! He'll cheat without scruple, who can without fear.
83. Beware of him that is slow to anger; he is angry for something, and will not be pleased for nothing.
84.* Beware of little expenses, a small leak will sink a great ship.
​85.* Beware of meat twice boil'd, and an old foe reconcil'd.
86.* Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
87. Blame-all and praise-all are two block heads.
88. Blessed is he that expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
89. Buy what thou hast no need of; and e'er long thou shalt sell thy necessaries.
90. By diligence and patience, the mouse bit in two the cable.
91. Calamity and prosperity are the touchstones of integrity.
92. Ceremony is not civility; nor civility ceremony.
93.* Changing countries or beds, cures neither a bad manager, nor a fever.
94. Cheese and salt meat should be sparingly eat.
95.* Children and princes will quarrel for trifles.
96. Clean your finger, before you point at my spots.
97. Clearly spoken, Mr. Fog! You explain English by Greek.
​98.* Content and riches seldom meet together. Riches take thou, contentment I had rather.
99. Content is the philosopher's stone, that turns all it touches into gold.
100.* Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor.
101. Courage would fight, but discretion won't let him.
102. Creditors have better memories than debtors.
103.* Cut the wings of your hens and hopes, lest they lead you a wary dance after them.
104. Danger is sauce for prayers.
105.* Dally not with other folks' women or money.
106. Death takes no bribes.
107. Declaiming against pride, is not always a sign of humility.
108.* Defer not thy well doing; be not like St. George, who is always on horseback, and never rides on.
109. Deny self for self's sake.
110.* Despair ruins some, presumption many.
​111.* Different sects like different clocks, may be all near the matter, though they don't quite agree.
112. Diligence is the mother of good luck.
113.* Diligence overcomes difficulties, sloth makes them.
114. Distrust and caution are the parents of security.
115.* Do good to thy friend to keep him, to thy enemy to gain him.
116.* Doing an injury puts you below your enemy; revenging one makes you but even with him; forgiving, it sets you above him.
117. Do not do that which you would not have known.
118. Do me the favor to deny me at once.
119.* Don't go to the doctor with every distemper, nor to the lawyer with every quarrel, nor to the pot for every thirst.
120.* Don't judge of men's wealth or piety, by their Sunday appearances.
121.* Don't misinform your doctor nor your lawyer.
122. Don't overload gratitude; if you do she'll kick.
​123. Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog.
124. Don't throw stones at your neighbors, if your own windows are glass.
125. Don't value a man for the quality he is of, but for the qualities he possesses.
126. Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time; for that's the stuff life is made of.
127. Drink does not drown care, but waters it, and makes it grow faster.
128.* Drink water; put the money in your pocket, and leave the dry-bellyache in the punch-bowl.
129. Drive thy business, or it will drive thee.
130.* Drunkenness, that worst of evils, makes some men fools, some beasts, some devils.
131. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
132. Eat few suppers, and you'll need few medicines.
133.* Eat to please thyself, but dress to please others.
134. Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to gain leisure.
​135. Ever since follies have pleased, fools have been able to divert.
136.* Every man has assurance enough to boast of his honesty, few of their understanding.
137. Experience keeps a dear school, yet fools will learn in no other.
138. Eyes and priests bear no jests.
139. Fear God, and your enemies will fear you.
140.* Fear not death; for the sooner we die, the longer shall we be immortal.
141. Fear to do ill, and you need fear nought else.
142.* Fine linen, girls and gold so bright, choose not to take by candle light.
143.* Fish and visitors stink in three days.
144. Fly pleasures and they'll follow you.
145.* Fond pride of dress is sure an empty curse; e'er fancy you consult, consult your purse.
146. Fools make feasts, and wise men eat 'em.
147. Fools multiply folly.
148.* Fools need advice most, but wise men only are the better for it.
​149.* For age and want save while you may; no morning sun lasts a whole day.
150. For one poor man there are an hundred indigent.
151.* For want of a nail the shoe is lost; for want of a shoe, the horse is lost; for want of a horse the rider is lost.
152. Friendship cannot live with ceremony, nor without civility.
153. Friendship increases by visiting friends, but by visiting seldom.
154. Full of courtesy, full of craft.
155. Generous minds are all of kin.
156. Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
157. Gifts burst rocks.
158. Gifts much expected, are paid, not given.
159.* Give me yesterday's bread, this day's flesh, and last year's cyder.
160.* Glass, china, and reputation are easily crack'd, and never well mended.
161. God gives all things to industry.
162. God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
​163. God helps them that help themselves.
164. God, parents, and instructors, can never be requited.
165. Good sense is a thing all need, few have, and none think they want.
166. Good wives and good plantations are made by good husbands.
167. Grace thou thy house, and let not that grace thee.
168. Graft good fruit all, or graft not at all.
169. Great almsgiving, lessens no man's living.
170.* Great estates may venture more; little boats must keep near shore.
171. Great famine when wolves eat wolves.
172. Great good-nature, without prudence, is a great misfortune.
173.* Great merit is coy, as well as great pride.
174. Great modesty often hides great merit.
175. Great spenders are bad lenders.
176. Great talkers, little doers.
177. Great talkers should be cropt, for they've no need of ears.
​178. Half hospitality opens his door and shuts up his countenance.
179. Half the truth is often a great lie.
180. Half wits talk much but say little.
181. Happy that Nation, fortunate that age, whose history is not diverting.
182. Happy's the wooing that's not long a doing.
183. Happy Tom Crump, ne'er sees his own hump.
184. Haste makes waste.
185. Harry Smatter, has a mouth for every matter.
186. Have you somewhat to do to-morrow; do it to-day.
187. Having been poor is no shame, but being ashamed of it, is.
188. Hear no ill of a friend, nor speak any of an enemy.
189. Hear reason, or she'll make you feel her.
190. He does not possess wealth, it possesses him.
191. He has chang'd his one ey'd horse for a blind one.
192. He has lost his boots, but sav'd his spurs.
​193.* He is a governor that governs his passions, and he a servant that serves them.
194. He is ill clothed, who is bare of virtue.
195. He is no clown that drives the plow, but he that doth clownish things.
196. He is not well bred, that cannot bear ill-breeding in others.
197. Help, hands; for I have no lands.
198. He makes a foe, who makes a jest.
199. Here comes the orator, with his flood of words, and his drop of reason.
200. He's a fool that cannot conceal his wisdom.
201. He's a fool that makes his doctor his heir.
202. He's gone, and forgot nothing but to say farewell—to his creditors.
203. He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.
204. He that best understands the world, least likes it.
205.* He that builds before he counts the cost, acts foolishly; and he that ​counts before he builds, finds he did not count wisely.
206. He that buys by the penny, maintains not only himself, but other people.
207. He that by the plow would thrive, himself must either hold or drive.
208. He that can bear a reproof, and mend by it, if he is not wise, is in a fair way of being so.
209. He that can compose himself, is wiser than he that composes books.
210. He that can have patience can have what he will.
211. He that cannot bear with other people's passions, cannot govern his own.
212. He that cannot obey, cannot command.
213. He that can take rest is greater than he that can take cities.
214. He that can travel well afoot, keeps a good horse.
215. He that doth what he should not, shall feel what he would not.
216. He that drinks fast, pays slow.
217. He that drinks his cyder alone, let him catch his horse alone.
​218. He that falls in love with himself, will have no rivals.
219. He that goes far to marry, will either deceive or be deceived.
220. He that has a trade, has an office of profit and honor.
221. He that has not got a wife, is not yet a complete man.
222. He that hath a trade, hath an estate.
223. He that is of opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
224.* He that is rich need not live sparingly, and he that can live sparingly, need not be rich.
225. He that lies down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.
226. He that never eats too much, will never be lazy.
227. He that pays for work before it's done, has but a penny-worth for two pence.
228. He that pursues two hares at once, does not catch one and let t'other go.
229. He that resolves to mend hereafter, resolves not to mend now.
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575. 'Tis hard (but glorious) to be poor and honest.
576.* 'Tis less discredit to abridge petty charges, than to stoop to petty gettings.
577. 'Tis not a holiday that's not kept holy.
578. 'Tis a well spent penny that saves a groat.
579. To bear other people's afflictions, every one has courage enough, and to spare.
580.* To be intimate with a foolish friend, is like going to bed with a razor.
581.* To be proud of knowledge, is to be blind with light; to be proud of virtue, is to poison yourself with the antidote.
582. To-day is yesterday's pupil.
583.* To err is human, to repent divine, to persist devilish.
584. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
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647. Who is powerful? He that governs his passions.
648. Who is rich? He that is content.
649. Who is rich? He that rejoices in his portion.
650. Who is strong? He that can conquer his bad habits.
651. Who is wise? He that learns from every one.
652. Who judges best of a man, his enemies or himself?
653. Who knows a fool, must know his brother; for one will recommend another.
654. Willows are weak, but they bind the faggot.
655. Wish a miser long life, and you wish him no good.
656.* Women and wine, game and deceit, make the wealth small and the wants great.
657. Words may show a man's wit, but actions his meaning.
658. Would you live with ease, do what you ought, and not what you please.
​659. Would you persuade, speak of interest, not of reason.
660.* Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.
661.* Write with the learned, pronounce with the vulgar.
662. Why does the blind man's wife paint herself?
663.* You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife.
664. You may be too cunning for one, but not for all.
665. You may delay, but time will not.
666. You may give a man an office, but you cannot give him discretion.
667. You may talk too much on the best subjects.
668. You may sometimes be much in the wrong, in owning your being in the right.
659.* Youth is pert and positive, age modest and doubting; so ears of corn when young and light, stand bolt upright, but hang their heads when weighty, full, and ripe.
​A star preceding a saying signifies that it is to be taken as expressing two distinct and different thoughts.