# Beau Geste/Part 2/Chapter 2

CHAPTER II
THE DISAPPEARANCE OF THE "BLUE WATER"
AND then, one autumn evening, the face of life changed as utterly and suddenly as unexpectedly. The act of one person altered the lives of all of us, and brought suffering, exile, and death in its train.
I am neither a student nor a philosopher, but I would like some convinced exponent of the doctrine of Free Will to explain how we are anything but the helpless victims of the consequences of the acts of other people. How I envy the grasp and logic of those great minds that can easily reconcile "unto the third and fourth generation," for example, with this comfortable doctrine!
On this fine autumn evening, so ordinary, so secure and comfortable, so fateful and momentous, we sat in the great drawing-room of Brandon Abbas, after dinner, all together for what proved to be the last time. There were present Aunt Patricia, the Chaplain, Claudia, Isobel, Michael, Digby, Augustus Brandon, and myself.
Aunt Patricia asked Claudia to sing, and that young lady excused herself on the score of being out of sorts and not feeling like it. She certainly looked pale and somewhat below her usual sparkling standard of health and spirits. I had thought for some days that she had seemed preoccupied and worried, and I had wondered if her bridge-debts and dressmakers' bills were the cause of it.
With her wonted desire to be helpful and obliging, Isobel went to the piano, and for some time we sat listening to her sweet and sympathetic voice, while my aunt knitted, the Chaplain twiddled his thumbs, Claudia wrestled with some unpleasant problem in frowning abstraction, Augustus shuffled and tapped his cigarette-case with a cigarette he dared not light, Digby turned over the leaves of a magazine, and Michael watched Claudia.
Presently Isobel rose and closed the piano.
"What about a game of pills?" said Augustus, and before anyone replied, Claudia said:
"Oh, Aunt, do let's have the 'Blue Water' down for a little while. I haven't seen it for ages."
"Rather!" agreed Michael. "Let's do a gloat, Aunt," and the Chaplain supported him and said he'd be delighted to get it, if Lady Brandon would give permission.
Only he and Aunt Patricia knew the secret of the Priests' Hole (excepting Sir Hector, of course), and I believe it would have taken an extraordinarily ingenious burglar to have discovered it, even given unlimited opportunity, before tackling the safe in which the "Blue Water," with other valuables, reposed. (I know that Michael, Digby, and I had spent countless hours, with the knowledge and consent of our aunt, in trying to find, without the slightest success, the trick of this hiding-place of more than one hunted divine. It became an obsession with Michael.) …
Aunt Patricia agreed at once, and the Chaplain disappeared. He had a key which gave access to the hiding-place of the keys of the safe which the Priests' Hole guarded.
"What is the 'Blue Water' worth, Aunt Patricia?" asked Claudia.
"To whom, dear?" was the reply.
"Well—what would a Hatton Garden person give for it?"
"About a half what he thought his principal would be willing to offer, perhaps."
"And what would that be, about, do you suppose?"
"I don't know, Claudia. If some American millionaire were very anxious to buy it, I suppose he'd try to find out the lowest sum that would be considered," was the reply.
"What would you ask, supposing you were going to sell it?" persisted Claudia.
"I certainly am not going to sell it," said Aunt Patricia, in a voice that should have closed the conversation. She had that day received a letter from her husband announcing his early return from India, and it had not cheered her at all.
"I did hear someone say once that Uncle Hector was offered thirty thousand pounds for it," said Augustus.
"Did you?" replied Aunt Patricia, and at that moment the Chaplain returned, carrying the sapphire on its white velvet cushion, under its glass dome. He placed it on a table under the big hanging chandelier, with its countless cut-glass pendants and circle of electric bulbs.
There it lay, its incredible, ineffable, glowing blue fascinating us as we gazed upon it.
"It is a wonderful thing," said Isobel, and I wondered how often those very words had been said of it.
"Oh, let me kiss it," cried Claudia, and with one hand the Chaplain raised the glass dome, and with the other handed the sapphire to Aunt Patricia, who examined it as though she had not handled it a thousand times. She looked through it at the light. She then passed it to Claudia, who fondled it awhile.
We all took it in turn, Augustus throwing it up and catching it as he murmured, "Thirty thousand pounds for a bit of glass!"
When Michael got it, I thought he was never going to pass it on. He weighed and rubbed and examined it, more in the manner of a dealer than an admirer of the beautiful.
Finally, the Chaplain put it back on its cushion and replaced the glass cover.
We sat and stood around for a few minutes, while the Chaplain said something about Indian Rajahs and their marvellous hereditary and historical jewels.
I was standing close to the table, bending over and peering into the depths of the sapphire again; Augustus was reiterating, "Who says a game of pills, pills, pills?" when, suddenly, as occasionally happened, the electric light failed, and we were plunged in complete darkness.
"What's Fergusson up to now?" said Digby, alluding to the head chauffeur, who was responsible for the engine.
"It'll come on again in a minute," said Aunt Patricia, and added, "Burdon will bring candles if it doesn't. … Don't wander about, anybody, and knock things over."
Somebody brushed lightly against me as I stood by the table.
"Ghosts and goblins!" said Isobel in a sepulchral voice. "Who's got a match? A skeleton hand is about to clutch my throat. I can see …"
"Everybody," I remarked, as the light came on again, and we blinked at each other in the dazzling glare, so suddenly succeeding the velvet darkness.
"Saved!" said Isobel, with an exaggerated sigh of relief, and then, as I looked at her, she stared wide-eyed and open-mouthed, and then pointed speechless. …
The "Blue Water" had vanished. The white velvet cushion was bare, and the glass cover covered nothing but the cushion.

#### § 2.

We must have looked a foolish band as we stood and stared, for a second or two, at that extraordinarily empty-looking abode of the great sapphire. I never saw anything look so empty in my life. Aunt Patricia broke the silence and the spell.
"Your joke, Augustus?" she enquired, in that rarely-used tone of hers that would have made an elephant feel small.
"Eh? Me? No, Aunt! Really! I swear! I never touched it," declared the youth, colouring warmly.
"Well—there's someone with a sense of humour all his own," she observed, and I was glad that I was not the misguided humorist. Also I was glad that she had regarded the joke as more probably Augustan than otherwise.
"You were standing by the table, John," she continued, turning to me. "Are you the jester?"
"No, Aunt," I replied with feeble wit, "only the Geste."
As Digby and Michael both flatly denied any part in this poor practical joke, Aunt Patricia turned to the girls.
"Surely not?" she said, raising her fine eyebrows.
"No, Aunt, I was too busy with ghosts and goblins and the skeleton hand, to use my own hand for sticking and peeling—I mean picking and stealing," said Isobel.
"I haven't got it," said Claudia.
Lady Brandon and the Reverend Maurice Ffolliot eyed the six of us with cold severity.
"Let us say nothing of the good taste displayed, either in the act or in the denial," said the former, "but agree that the brilliant joke has been carried far enough, shall we?"
"Put the brilliant joke back, John," said Augustus. "You were the only one near it when the light went out."
"I have said that I didn't touch the sapphire," I replied.
"Suppose you put it back, Ghastly," said Digby, and his voice had an edge on it.
"And suppose you do!" blustered Augustus angrily.
Digby, who was standing behind him, suddenly raised his right knee with sufficient force to propel the speaker in the direction of the table—an exhibition of ill manners and violence that passed unrebuked by Aunt Patricia.
"I haven't got the beastly thing, I tell you," shouted the smitten one, turning ferociously upon Digby. "It's one of you three rotters."
It was an absurd situation, rapidly degenerating into an unpleasant one, and my aunt's lips were growing thinner, and her eyebrows beginning to contract toward her high-bridged nose.
"Look here, sillies!" said Isobel, as we brothers glared at Augustus and he glared at us, "I am going to turn all the lights out again for two minutes. Whoever played the trick, and told the fib, is to put the 'Blue Water' back. Then no one will know who did it. See?" and she walked away to the door, by which were the electric-light switches.
"Now!" she said. "Everybody keep still except the villain, and when I switch the lights on again, there will be the 'Blue Water' laughing at us."
"Oh, rot," said Augustus, and out went the lights before Aunt Patricia or the Chaplain made any comment.
Now it occurred to me that it would be very interesting to know who had played this silly practical joke and told a silly lie after it. I therefore promptly stepped towards the table, felt the edge of it with my right hand and then, with a couple of tentative dabs, laid my left hand on top of the glass dome. Whoever came to return the sapphire must touch me, and him I would promptly seize. I might not have felt so interested in the matter had it not been twice pointed out that it was I who stood against the table when the light failed.
Isobel's device for securing the prompt return of the sapphire was an excellent one, but I saw no reason why I should linger under the suspicion of having been an ass and a liar, for the benefit of Augustus.
So there I stood and waited.
While doing so, it occurred to me to wonder what would happen if the joker did not have the good sense to take advantage of the opportunity provided by Isobel. …
Perfect silence reigned in the big room.
"I can't do it, my boots creak," said Digby suddenly.
"I can't find the cover," said Michael.
"Another minute, villain," said Isobel. "Hurry up."
And then I was conscious that someone was breathing very near me. I felt a faint touch on my elbow. A hand came down lightly against my wrist—and I grabbed.
My left hand was round a coat-sleeve, beneath which was the stiff cuff of a dress shirt, and my right grasped a wrist. I was very glad that it was a man's arm. Had it been a girl's I should have let go. Ghastly Gustus, of course. … It was just the silly sort of thing he would do, and it was just like him to take advantage of the darkness, when he found the joke had fallen remarkably flat. I did not envy him the look that would appear on Aunt Patricia's face when the light went up and he was discovered in my grip.
I would have let him go, I think, had he not endeavoured to put the blame on me, and insisted on my nearness to the table when the light failed.
I was a little surprised that he did not struggle, and I was prepared for a sudden violent twist and a swift evasion in the dark.
He kept perfectly still.
"I am going to count ten, and then up goes the light. Are you ready, villain?" came the voice of Isobel from the door.
"Yes, I've put it back," said Digby.
"So have I," said Michael, close to me.
"And I," echoed Claudia.
Then Isobel switched on the light, and I found that my hands were clenched on the right arm of—my brother Michael!
I was more surprised than I can say.
It was only a small matter, of course; a pointless practical joke and a pointless lie, but it was so utterly unlike Michael. It was unlike him to do it, and more unlike him flatly to deny having done it. And my surprise increased when Michael, looking at me queerly, actually remarked:
"So it was me, John, was it? Oh, Feeble Geste!"
I felt absurdly hurt, and turning to Augustus said, "I apologise, Gussie. I admit I thought it was you."
"Oh, don't add insult to injury," he replied. "Put the beastly thing back, and stop being a funny ass. Enough of you is too much."
Put the beastly thing back! I turned and looked at the cushion. It was empty still. I looked at Michael and Michael looked at me.
"Oh, shove it back, Beau," I said. "It's all been most extraordinarily clever and amusing, I'm sure. But I'm inclined to agree with Gussie."
Michael gave me one of his long, thoughtful, penetrating looks. "H'm," said he.
Isobel came over from the door.
"I do think you might have played up, sillies," said she. "Put it back, Beau, and let's have a dance. May we, Aunt?"
"Certainly," said Aunt Patricia, "as soon as ever the great humorist in our midst has received our felicitations," and I really pitied the said humorist, when he should make his avowal, annoyed with him as I felt.
The Chaplain looked from face to face of the six of us and said nothing. Aunt Patricia did the same.
We all stood silent.
"Now stop this fooling," said she. "Unless the 'Blue Water' is produced at once, I shall be very seriously annoyed."
"Come on, somebody," said Digby.
Another minute's silence.
It began to grow unbearable.
"I am waiting," said Lady Brandon at last, and her foot began to tap.
From that moment the matter became anything but a joke, swiftly growing unpleasant and increasingly so.

#### § 3.

I shall not forget the succeeding hours in a hurry, and their horrible atmosphere of suspicion—seven people suspecting one of the other seven, and the eighth person pretending to do so.
My capable and incisive aunt quickly brought things to a clear issue, upon getting no reply to her "I am waiting," and her deliberate look from face to face of the angry and uncomfortable group around her.
"Maurice," said she to the Chaplain, laying her hand upon his sleeve, her face softening and sweetening incredibly, "come and sit by me until I have asked each of these young people a question. Then I want you to go to bed, for it's getting late," and she led him to a big and deep chesterfield that stood on a low dais in a big window recess.
Seating herself with the air and presence of a queen on a throne, she said, quietly and very coldly:
"This is getting serious, and unless it ends at once, the consequences will be serious too. For the last time I ask the boy, or girl, who moved the 'Blue Water,' to give it to me and we will end the silly business now and here, and make no further reference to it. If not … Come, this is absurd and ridiculous. …"
"Oh, come off it, John," said Augustus, "for God's sake."
Nobody else spoke.
"Very well," said my aunt, "since the fool won't leave his folly. … Come here, Claudia. … Have you touched the 'Blue Water' since the Chaplain restored it to its place?" She laid her hand on Claudia's arm, drew her close, and looked into her eyes.
"No, Aunt. …"
"No, Aunt," said Claudia again.
"Of course not," said Aunt Patricia. "Go to bed, dear. Good night."
And Claudia departed, not without an indignant glance at me.
"Come here, Isobel," continued my aunt. "Have you touched the 'Blue Water' since the Chaplain put it back in its place?"
"No, Aunt, I have not," replied Isobel.
"I am sure you have not. Go to bed. Good night," said Lady Brandon.
Isobel turned to go and then stopped.
"But I might have done, Aunt, if the idea had occurred to me," she said. "It is just a joke, of course."
"Bed," rejoined her aunt, and Isobel departed with a kind glance at me.
Aunt Patricia turned to Augustus.
"Come here," she said coldly, and with a hard stare into his somewhat shifty eyes. "Please answer absolutely truthfully—for your own sake. If you have got the 'Blue Water,' and give it to me now, I shall not say another word about the matter. Have you?"
"I swear to God, Aunt …" broke out Augustus.
"You need not swear to God, nor to me, Augustus," was the cold reply. "Yes or No. Have you got it?"
"No, Aunt! I take my solemn oath I …" the unhappy youth replied vehemently, when the cold voice interrupted:
"Have you touched the sapphire since the Chaplain put it under its cover?"
"No, Aunt. Really, I haven't! I assure you I …" began Augustus, to be again interrupted by the cold question:
"Do you know where the 'Blue Water' is now?"
"No, Aunt," promptly replied he, "upon my soul I don't. If I did, I'd jolly well …"
"John," said my aunt, without further notice of Augustus, "do you know where the stone is?"
"No, Aunt," I replied, and added, "nor have I touched it since the Chaplain did."
She favoured me with a long, long look, which I was able to meet quite calmly, and I hope not at all rudely. As I looked away, my eyes met Michael's. He was watching me queerly.
Then came Digby's turn. He said quite simply and plainly that he knew nothing about the jewel's disappearance and had not touched it since it was passed to him by Claudia, and handed on by him to Isobel.
There remained Michael. He was the culprit, or else one of us had told a most deliberate, calculated, and circumstantial lie, inexcusable and disgraceful.
I felt angrier with Michael than I had ever done in my life, yet I was angry rather for him than with him. It was so utterly unlike him to do such a stupid thing, and to allow all this unpleasant and undignified inquisition to go on, when a word from him would have ended it.
Why must my idol act as though he had feet of clay—or, at any rate, smear clay upon his feet? The joke was unworthy, but the lie was really painfully so.
I have no objection to the good thumping lie that is "a very present help in time of trouble," told at the right time and in the right cause (such as to save the other fellow's bacon). But I have the strongest distaste for a silly lie that merely gives annoyance to other people, and puts blame upon an innocent person.
From the moment I had caught him in the act of trying to return the jewel secretly, I had felt sick with indignation, and literally and physically sick when, his effort frustrated by me, he had pretended innocence and held on for another opportunity of returning the thing unseen.
Had I not myself caught him in the very act, he was, of all of us, the last person whom I should have suspected. He and Isobel, that is to say. I should have strongly suspected Augustus, and, his innocence established, I should have supposed that Digby had fallen a victim to his incurable love of joking—though I should have been greatly surprised.
Had Digby then been proved innocent, I am afraid I should have suspected Claudia of wishing to turn the limelight on herself by an innocently naughty escapade—before I should ever have entertained the idea of Michael doing it and denying it.
Now that all had firmly and categorically declared their absolute innocence and ignorance in the matter, I had no option (especially in view of my catching him at the spot) but to conclude that Michael had been what I had never known him to be before—a fool, a cad, and a liar.
I could have struck him for hurting himself so.
"Michael," said Aunt Patricia very gravely, very coldly, and very sadly, "I'm sorry. More so than I can tell you, Michael. Please put the 'Blue Water' back, and I will say no more. But I doubt whether I shall feel like calling you 'Beau' for some time."
"I can't put it back, Aunt, for I haven't got it," said Michael quietly, and my heart bounded.
"Do you know where it is, Michael?" asked my aunt.
"I do not, Aunt," was the immediate reply.
"Have you touched the sapphire since the Chaplain did, Michael?" was the next question.
"I have not, Aunt," was the quiet answer.
"Do you know anything about its disappearance, Michael?" asked the hard level voice.
"I only know that I have had nothing whatever to do with its disappearance, Aunt," answered my brother, and I was aghast.
"Do you declare that all you have just said is the absolute truth, Michael?" was the final question.
"I declare it to be the whole truth, and nothing but the truth," was the final answer.

#### § 4.

What was I to think? Certainly I could not think that Michael was lying. Equally certainly I could not forget that I had caught his hand on the glass cover.
On the whole, if I had to doubt either Michael or the evidence of my senses, I preferred to do the latter. When we got out of that terrible room, I would go to him when he was alone, and say, "Beau, old chap, just tell me you didn't touch the thing—and if you say you didn't, there's an absolute end of it." And so there would be as far as I was concerned. …
On hearing his last words, my aunt sat and stared at Michael. The silence grew horrible. At length she began to speak in a low frozen voice.
"This is inexpressibly vulgar and disgusting," she began. "One of half a dozen boys and girls, who have practically grown up here, is a despicable liar and, apparently, a common thief—or an uncommon one. I am still unable to think the latter. … Listen. … I shall leave the cover where it is and I shall lock the doors of this room at midnight and keep the keys, except the key of that one. Bring it to me, Digby. … Thank you.
"This key I shall put in the old brass box on the ledge above the fire-place in the outer hall. The servants will have gone to bed and will know nothing of its whereabouts. I ask the liar, who is present, to take the opportunity of returning the sapphire during the night, relocking the door, and replacing the key in the brass box. If this is not done by the time I come down to-morrow, I shall have to conclude that the liar is also a thief, and act accordingly. For form's sake I shall tell Claudia and Isobel."
"Come, Maurice," she added, rising and taking the Chaplain's arm. "I do hope you won't let this worry you, and give you a sleepless night."
The poor Chaplain looked too unhappy, bewildered, and bemused to speak.
Having locked two of the doors, Lady Brandon, followed by the Chaplain, swept from the room without a "Good night" to any of us.
I think we each heaved a sigh of relief as the door shut. I certainly did.
And now, what?
Digby turned upon Augustus.
"Oh, you unutterable cheese-mite," he said, apparently more in sorrow than in anger. "I think de-bagging is indicated. … And a leather belt," he added, "unless anyone's pumps are nice and swishy."
I said nothing. It was not the hand of Augustus that I had caught feeling for the cover.
He glared from one to the other of us like a trapped rat, and almost shrieked as Digby seized him.
"You lying swine," he shouted. "Who was by the table when the light failed and came on again? Who was grabbing who, when Isobel turned it on?"
I looked at Michael, and Michael looked at me.
"Yes," screamed Augustus seeing the look, and wriggling free.
"By Jove!" said Digby, "if he pinched it, he's got it. … Come to my arms, Gus!" and in a moment he was sitting upon the prostrate form of the hysterically indignant youth, and feeling the pockets of his dinner-jacket from the outside.
"Not in his breast-pockets … side … waistcoat … trousers … no—the beggar hasn't got it unless he has swallowed it," announced Digby. Then … "Might have shoved it behind a cushion or dropped it somewhere. … Come on, out with it, Gus, and let's get to bed."
"You filthy, lying, beastly cad," blubbered Augustus in reply, showing the courage of the cornered rat.
I don't think he had ever defied or insulted either of my brothers before in his life.
I expected to see him promptly suffer grief and pain at their hands, but Michael did the unexpected, as usual.
"Why, I believe the little man's innocent after all," he said quite kindly.
"You know I am, you damned hypocrite," shouted Augustus. "Weren't you and John fumbling at the cover when she turned the light on—you cowardly blackguards."
Digby's hand closed on the scruff of the boy's neck.
"If I have accused you wrongly, Gussie, I'll humbly apologise and make it up to you," said he. "But if we find you did do it—oh, my little Gussie … !"
"And if you find it was Michael, or John, or yourself?" sneered the dishevelled and shaking Augustus.
Michael looked hard at me and I looked hard at him.
"Look here," said Digby, "presumably the thing is in the room. Aunt wouldn't pinch her own jewel. The Chaplain has no use for it nor for thirty thousand pounds. No one supposes Isobel did it—nor Claudia. That leaves us four, and we haven't been out of the room. Come on, find it. Find it, Gussie, and I'll swear that I put it there," and Digby began throwing cushions from sofas and chairs, moving footstools, turning up rugs, and generally hunting about, the while he encouraged himself, and presumably Augustus, with cries of "Good dog! … Fetch 'em, boy! … Seize 'em, Gussie! … Sick 'em, pup! … Worry 'im, Gus!" and joyful barks.
Michael and I searched methodically and minutely, until it was perfectly clear that the "Blue Water" was not in the room, unless far more skilfully concealed than would have been possible in the dark and in the few minutes at the disposal of anyone who wished to hide it.
"Well, that's that," said Digby at last. "We'd better push off before Aunt comes down to lock the door. I don't want to see her again to-night. Damned if I don't feel guilty as soon as she looks at me."
"Perhaps you are!" snarled Augustus.
"You never know, do you?" grinned Digby.
"Better tidy up a bit before we go," suggested Michael. "Servants'll smell a rat if it's like this to-morrow."
"Smell a herd of elephants, I should think," answered Digby, and we three straightened the disordered room, while Augustus sullenly watched us, with an angry, bitter sneer, and an occasional snarl of "Beastly humbugs," or, "Lying hypocrites."
"Come to the smoking-room, you two?" said Digby to Michael and me, when we had finished.
"Yes—go and fix it up, cads," urged Augustus.
"Go to bed, Ghastly," replied Digby, "and don't forget the key will be in the brass box on the ledge over the fire-place in the outer hall. Bung off."
"For two damns I'd sit in the hall all night, and see who comes for it," was the reply, and the speaker glanced at me.
"Don't let me find you there, or I shall slap you," said Digby.
"No, I shouldn't be popular if I went there now and refused to budge, should I?" was the angry retort.
"Lord! It's a long worm that has no turning," cryptically remarked Digby, as Augustus took what was meant to be a dignified departure. "And a long lane that has no public-house," he added.
"Either that lad's innocent or he's a really accomplished young actor," I observed, looking after the retreating Augustus as we crossed the hall, where we said "Good night" to a yawning footman, and made our way down a corridor to the smoking-room.

#### § 5.

"Well, my sons, what about it?" said Michael, poking up the fire, as we threw ourselves into deep leather arm-chairs and produced pipes.
"Pretty go if the damned thing isn't there in the morning," said Digby.
"I wonder if she'd send to Scotland Yard?" he added, blowing a long cloud of smoke towards the ceiling.
"Filthy business," said Michael. "Fancy a fat mystery-merchant prowling about here and questioning everybody!"
"What a lark!" chuckled Digby. "Jolly glad the servants are out of it all right, poor beggars."
"Beastly vulgar business, as Aunt said," observed Michael.
"And a bit rough on her too—apart from any question of thirty thousand pounds," said I.
"Shake her faith a bit in human nature, what?" said Digby. "But, damn it—the beastly thing will be there all right in the morning."
"I hope to God it will," said I from the bottom of my heart, and found that Michael and I were staring at each other again.
"Reconstruct the dreadful crime," suggested Digby. "Wash out Aunt and the Chaplain."
"And the girls," said Michael. "If anyone even glanced at the possibility of Claudia stealing, I'd wring his beastly neck until he could see all down his beastly back."
"I'd wring the neck of anyone who even glanced at the possibility of Isobel stealing—until he hadn't a head to see with," added Digby.
"Wouldn't it be too silly to be worth noticing at all?" I asked. I was thinking more particularly of Isobel.
"Let's go and beat young Gussie," said Digby.
"Gussie doesn't know a thing about it," said Michael. "Nothing but genuine injured innocence would have given him the pluck to call us 'Filthy liars,' and 'Damned hypocrites.' You know, if he'd been guilty, he'd have been conciliatory, voluble, and tearful—oh, altogether different. A much more humble parishioner."
"Believe you're right, Beau," agreed Digby. "Nothing like a sense of injustice to put you up on the bough. … 'Sides, young Gus hasn't the guts to pinch anything really valuable. … And if he'd taken it for a lark and hadn't been able to put it back, he'd have hidden it behind a cushion till he could. I quite expected to find it in some such place. That's why I gave him the chance. … If he has got it, he'll shove it back to-night," he added.
"He hasn't," said Michael—and again Michael and I found ourselves looking at each other.
"Well—that leaves us three then," said I.
"It does," said Michael.
"You can count me out, old son," grinned Digby. "Search me."
"Which reminds one, by the way, that we didn't search ourselves, or each other, when we searched Gussie," said I. "It would have been fairer …"
"Most undignified and unnecessary," put in Michael.
"So Gussie seemed to find," chuckled Digby.
"Then that leaves you and me, John," said Michael.
"Yes, it leaves me and you, Beau," I agreed, and again we stared at each other.
"I did not take the 'Blue Water,' Beau," I said.
"Nor did I, John," said Michael.
"Then there's a mis-deal somewhere," remarked Digby, "and Gussie must have done it. Anyhow—it'll be put back in the night. Must be."
"What do you say to our sitting here until we hear somebody come down to the hall? That door always makes a frightful row," I suggested.
"Certainly not," said Michael sharply.
"Why not?" I asked, eyeing him.
"Why, you ass, it might not be … I mean we might … Anyhow, we've no right to interfere with Aunt's arrangements. She has given the person a chance …"
Michael was by no means fluent. He turned to Digby.
"Don't you think so, Dig?" he asked.
"Any ass can sit up who wants to," was the prompt reply. "I have had enough of to-day, myself. Who's coming up?" He rose and yawned.
"I say," he chuckled, "what a lark to pinch the key and hide it."
"Don't be a fool," said Michael. "Let's go to bed," and we went with our usual curt "Good nights." …
But it was easier, for me at least, to go to bed than to go to sleep, although my brain seemed somewhat numbed and dulled. I lay and tossed and turned, refusing to believe that Michael had done this disgusting thing, and unable, somehow, to believe that Augustus had. It did not occur to me to doubt Digby—and, as I have said, I should never have dreamt of doubting Michael, had I not caught him.
Leaving out Aunt Patricia, the Chaplain, Digby, and Augustus, there remained Isobel, Claudia, Michael, and I. Eliminating Isobel, there remained Claudia, Michael, and I. It could not be Claudia. How could it be Michael?
Had I done it myself?
Such was my mental condition by this time that I actually entertained the idea. I had read a book not so long before, in which, after a most tremendous mystery and bother, it turned out that the innocent hero had committed the crime while in a somnambulistic condition.
That could not apply in my case, of course. … There was no question or possibility of sleep-walking or trance about it—but might I not, absolutely unconsciously or subconsciously, have put the thing in my pocket without knowing it? People undoubtedly did do absurd things in fits of absent-mindedness, to their subsequent incredulous astonishment. I had never done such things myself—but might I not have begun doing them now? It was certainly as possible as it was utterly improbable. I actually got up and searched my clothes.
Of course I found nothing, and hour after hour of cogitation and reiterated argument brought me nearer and nearer to the conclusion that either Augustus or Michael was the culprit.
Having repeatedly arrived at this inevitable point, I delivered myself of the unhelpful verdict, "Augustus or Michael—guilty. And I believe Augustus isn't, and Michael couldn't be!"
Anyhow, daylight would find the wretched stone back in its place, and the whole business would be merely a very unsatisfactory and annoying puzzle, until it faded from the memories of the eight people who knew of it.
I turned over and made another resolute effort to go to sleep—a foolish thing to do, as it is one of the best ways of ensuring wakefulness.
My mind went off on a new tack. Suppose the "Blue Water" were not put back during the night? What exactly would happen?
One thing would be clear at any rate—that a determined effort was being made to steal the jewel, by somebody who intended to convert it into money.
Certainly Lady Brandon, that maîtresse femme, was not the person to accept that "lying down," and she would surely take precisely the same steps for its recovery that she would have taken had it been stolen by burglars or a servant. She would communicate with the police, and see that no one left the house until the matter was in official hands.
It would be inexpressibly unpleasant and degrading. I imagined the questioning, the searching, the loathsome sense of being under suspicion—even Isobel and Claudia. At four o'clock in the morning the whole affair looked unutterably beastly.
And then I pulled myself together. Of course it would be all right. The idiot who had played the fool trick, and been too feeble to own up, would have replaced the jewel. Probably it was there now. The said idiot would have been only too anxious to get rid of it as soon as Aunt Patricia had put the key in the brass box. … Why not go and make sure?
Of course—and then one could put the silly business out of one's mind and get some sleep.
I got out of bed, pulled on my dressing-gown, and put my feet into bedroom slippers. Lighting one of the emergency candles which stood on the mantelpiece, I made my way down the corridor to the upper of the two galleries that ran round the four sides of the central hall, and descended the stairs that led to the gallery below, and thence to the hall. Crossing this, I entered the outer hall, avoided the protruding hand and sword-hilt of a figure in armour, and made my silent way to the big stone fire-place.
On the broad shelf or mantelpiece, some six feet from the ground, was the ancient brass box, dating from the days of pack-horse travel, in which my aunt had placed the key.
Only she hadn't—or someone had removed it—for the box was quite empty!
Was this a trap, a trick of Lady Brandon's to catch the guilty one? Justly or unjustly, I thought she was quite capable of it.
If so, presumably I was caught again in this indiscriminating trap that another should have adorned. I was reminded of the occasion many years before, when she suddenly entered the schoolroom and said, "The naughty child that has been in the still-room has got jam on its chin," and my innocent and foolish hand promptly went up to my face to see if, by some wild mischance, it were jammy.
Well—the best thing to do now was to fade swiftly and silently away ere the trap closed; and I turned, wondering whether Aunt Patricia were watching.
That was an absurd idea, of course.
Then I wondered if the box contained some scent of indelible odour, which would betray the guilty hand that had come in contact with it.
Equally absurd.
As I crossed the hall, I also thought of finger-prints.
Had she polished the lid and front of the box with the intention of having it examined by experts for the identification of the owner of the fingers that touched it during the night? Less absurd, perhaps, but utterly improbable. Such an idea might have occurred to her had it been certain that the "Blue Water" was really stolen by a thief who had meant to get away with it.
And supposing that were really the case, and the jewel were not replaced during the night?
There were my finger-prints, anyhow, if she had really thought of this plan! And there they were if it occurred to her later, in the event of the sapphire not being restored. I re-entered the central hall—not more than half a minute later than I had left it—and saw someone coming toward me. He, or she, carried no light, and, of course, could identify me, the candle being just in front of my face.
"Well, Gussie," said I. "Cold morning."
"Well, John. Looking for the key?" said the voice of my brother Michael.
"Yes, Beau," I answered. "It's not there."
"No, John," said Michael quietly. "It's here," and he held it out towards me.
"Beau!" I said miserably.
"John!" he mocked me.
A wave of sick disgust passed over me. What had come over my splendid brother?
"Good night," I said, turning away.
"Or morning," replied Michael, and, with a short laugh, he went into the outer hall.
I heard him strike a match and there followed the rattle of the key and the clang of a falling lid. He had evidently thrown the key carelessly into the box, and dropped the lid without any attempt at avoiding noise.
I went back to bed and, the affair being over and the mystery solved, fell into a broken sleep.

#### § 6.

I was awakened at the usual time by David, the under-footman, with my hot water.
"Half-past seven, sir," said he; "a fine morning when the mist clears."
"Thank you, David," I replied, and sat up.
What was wrong? Of course—that idiotic affair of last night, and Michael's heavy fall from his pedestal. Well, there are spots on the sun, and no man is always himself. Why dwell on one fault rather than on a hundred virtues? But it was unlike Michael to tell such silly pointless lies to cover a silly pointless trick.
I dressed and went downstairs, taking a mashie and a ball from the glory-hole, a small room or large cupboard off the corridor that leads to the smoking-room. I would do a few approach-shots from the tennis-courts to the paddock and back, before the breakfast-gong went at half-past eight.
Crossing the rose-garden I ran into Claudia. This surprised me, for she was more noted for being the last arrival at breakfast than for early rising. It struck me that she looked seedy and worried, and she was certainly deep in some unpleasant slough of thought when she saw me.
As she did so, her face cleared and brightened, rather too suddenly and artificially, I thought.
"Hullo, early worm," said she.
"Hullo, early bird," I replied. "What's up?"
"What do you mean?" asked Claudia.
"I thought you looked a bit off colour and bothered," replied I, with masculine tactlessness.
"Rubbish," said Claudia, and passed on.
I dropped my ball at the back of the tennis-courts, and strove in vain to smite it. I scooped generous areas of turf from the lawn, topped my ball, sliced it into a holly bush, threw my club after it, and slouched off, my hands deep in my pockets and anger (with Michael) deep in my soul.
Returning to the house I saw Burdon crossing the hall, the gong-stick in his hand. The brass box leered at me cynically as I passed.
Having washed my hands in the lavatory by the glory-hole, I went into the dining-room.
The fire was blazing merrily, a silver kettle was simmering on its spirit-stand on the table, a delicious smell came from the sideboard, where three or four covered silver dishes sat on their metal platform, beneath which burnt spirit-lamps. The huge room—with its long windows, looking on two sides to the loveliest view in Devon; its great warm-tinted Turkey carpet hiding most of the ancient oak floor; its beautifully appointed table, flooded with sunshine; its panelled walls and arched ceiling—was a picture of solid, settled comfort, established and secure.
Digby was wandering about the room, a plate of porridge in one hand, and a busy spoon in the other. Augustus was at the sideboard removing cover after cover, and adding sausages to eggs and rashers of bacon.
"Good effort, Gus," said Digby, eyeing the piled mass as he passed him with his empty porridge plate. "Shove some kedgeree on top."
"Had it," said Augustus. "This is going on top of the kedgeree."
"Stout citizen," approved Digby, getting himself a clean plate.
Isobel was sitting in her place, and I went to see what I could get for her.
As I stood by her chair she put her left hand up to mine and gave it a squeeze.
"I'll wait for Aunt Patricia, John," she said.
Michael came in.
"Aunt come down?" he asked, and added a belated "'Morning, everybody."
"No," replied Digby. "Watch me gobble and go. I'm not meeting Aunt till the day's been aired a bit."
"Claudia down yet?" enquired Michael, ignoring him.
"I saw her in the garden," I said.
"I'll tell her breakfast's ready," he observed, rising and going out.
"Take her a kidney on a fork," shouted Digby, as the door closed.
We sat down, and conversation was in abeyance for a few minutes in favour of the business of breakfast.
"I suppose the Crown Jewels are all present and correct by now?" said Digby suddenly, voicing what was uppermost in all our thoughts. "Door's still locked. I tried it."
"Of course it's all right," I said.
"Seen it?" asked Augustus.
"Or was it too dark?" he added, with a sneer.
"No—I haven't seen it," I replied. "But of course, it's there all right."
"You should know, of course," said Augustus.
"Shut it, Ghastly," said Digby, "or I'll have your breakfast back."
"You're a coarse lout, Digby," remarked Augustus calmly.
"'Streuth!" murmured Digby to the world in general. "Isn't the gentleman's courage coming on?"
It struck me that it was. I had never known Augustus so daring, assured, and insolent before. I felt more and more convinced that, as Michael had said, nothing but genuine injured innocence and a sense of injustice could have wrought this change.
The door opened, and Claudia, followed by Michael, entered. She looked very white and Michael very wooden and boutonné. I saw Isobel give her a sharp glance as she sat down and said:
"'Morning … Aunt not been down yet?"
"No, no. Gobble and go. If asked about sapphires, say you don't know," chanted Digby, beating time with a spoon on his cup.
Michael foraged at the sideboard for Claudia, and then went to the coffee-table. I watched his face as he took the coffee-pot and milk-jug from their tray and held them poised one in each hand, over the cup. His face was perfectly inscrutable and his hands absolutely steady—but I knew there was something very wrong.
He looked up and saw me watching him.
"'Morning, bun-face," quoth he. "Sleep well?"
"Except for one unpleasant dream, Beau," I replied.
"H'm," said Michael, and I tried to analyse the sound, but found it as non-committal as his face.
He returned to his place beside Claudia, and as he seated himself, Aunt Patricia entered the room.
We rose, and I drew back her chair, and then we stood petrified in a complete silence.
One look at her face was sufficient, as she stopped half-way from the door. I knew before she spoke almost the words she was going to say.
"I have come to request that none of you—none of you—leave the house to-day," she said. "Unless, that is, one of you cares to say, even now at the eleventh hour, 'A fool and a liar I am, but a criminal I am not!'"
No one spoke or moved. I looked at Michael and he at me.
"No?" continued Lady Brandon. "Very well. But please understand that if I go out of this room without the 'Blue Water,' I will have no mercy. The thief shall pay a thief's penalty—whoever it may be."
She paused and fixed her coldly angry gaze on me, on Augustus, on Michael, on Digby, on Isobel, on Claudia.
No one spoke or moved, and for a full minute Lady Brandon waited.
"Ah!" said she at last, and then, "One other thing please note very carefully. The servants know nothing of this, and they are to know nothing. We will keep it to ourselves—as long as possible, of course—that one of you six is a treacherous, ungrateful lying thief."
And then Michael spoke:
"Say one of us four, please, Aunt Patricia."
"Thank you, Michael," she replied cuttingly. "You four are among the six. And I will apply to you when I need the help of your wisdom in choosing my words."
"I think you might say ‘one of you three brothers,'" Augustus had the audacity to remark.
"Hold your miserable tongue," was Lady Brandon's discouraging reply.
"As I was saying," she continued, "the servants are to know nothing—and neither is anybody else. Until, of course, the police-court reporters have the story, and the newspapers are adorned with the portrait of one of your faces."
Once again her scornful glance swept us in turn, this time beginning with Michael and going on to Augustus.
"Very well, then," she went on. "No one leaves the house, and no one breathes a word of this to anyone but the eight people who already know of it …"
"Except to a detective or the police, of course," she added, with an ominous note and a disdainful edge to her voice. "The Chaplain is ill," she concluded, "and I don't wonder at it."
She turned and walked to the door. Before opening it, she faced us once again.
"Have you anything to say—Michael?" she asked.
"Leave the girls out of it—and Augustus," he replied.
"Have you anything to say, Digby?"
"No, Aunt. Awful sorry, and all that," replied Digby, and I seemed to see his lips forming the words, "No, no. Gobble and go. …"
"John?" and she looked even more disdainful, I thought.
"No, Aunt—except that I agree with Michael, very strongly," I answered.
"Augustus?"
"It's a damned shame …" blustered Augustus.
"Very helpful," Lady Brandon cut him short with cruel contempt.
"Claudia?"
"No, Aunt."
"Isobel?"
"No, Aunt," answered Isobel. "But please, please wait another day and …"
"… And give the thief time to dispose of it, were you going to say?" interrupted Aunt Patricia.
She opened the door.
"Then that is all, is it?" she asked. "No one has anything to say? … Very well!" and she went out, closing the door quietly behind her.

#### § 7.

"I hate skilly and loathe picking oakum, don't you, Ghastly?" remarked Digby conversationally, as we stared at each other in utter consternation.
"You foul, filthy, utter cads," spluttered Augustus, looking from Digby to me and then to Michael.
"Cuts no ice, Gus. Shut it," said Michael, in a perfectly friendly voice, and added, "Run along and play if you can't be serious. … Come with me, John," and turning to the girls, said, "Do me a favour, Queen Claudia and Faithful Hound."
"Of course," said Isobel.
"What is it?" asked Claudia.
"Put this wretched business out of both your minds, by means of my absolute assurance and solemn promise that it will be settled and cleared up to-day."
"How?" asked Claudia.
"Oh, Michael, dear!" said Isobel, and glanced at me.
"Never mind how, for the minute, Claudia," replied Michael. "Just believe and rest assured. Before you go to bed to-night, everything will be as clear as crystal."
"Or as blue as sapphire," said Digby, and added, "By Jove! I've got an idea! A theory! … My dog Joss got alarmed at the sudden darkness, jumped on a chair to avoid the crush, wagged his tail to show faith and hope, knocked over the cover, reversed his engine, and smelt round to see what he'd done, found nothing and yawned in boredom—and inhaled the 'Blue Water.'"
"Perhaps he was thirsty and drank the 'Blue Water'?" amended Isobel.
"Both very sound theories. Sounder still if Joss had been in the room," said Michael. "Come, John."
I followed my brother out into the hall. He led the way to his room.
"Take a pew, Johnny. I would hold converse with thee on certain dark matters," he said as we entered.
Having locked the door, he put his tobacco-jar on the low table beside the low arm-chair in which I was sitting.
"You leave the carbon cake too long in your pipes," he said. "That's what cracks them. Unequal expansion of the carbon and the wood, I suppose. You ought to scrape it out once a month or so."
He seated himself opposite to me and sprawled in the low chair, with his knees higher than his head.
"Oh, I like a well-caked pipe," I replied. "Nuttier and cooler."
"Ah, well! So long as you can afford to crack your pipes," he said lazily, and sat silent for a minute or two.
I was quite under his spell again, and had to keep whipping my feelings up into a state of resentment and disgust to maintain them in the condition that common justice demanded. If he were going to restore the sapphire that evening as he had hinted, why on earth couldn't he have done it just now? For the matter of that, why on earth couldn't he have returned it last night when he went to the drawing-room? Why had he ever denied taking the thing at all?
"Well, son, what about it?" he said suddenly.
"Yes, what about it, Beau?" I replied.
He looked at me quizzically.
"What's the game, should you think, Johnny?" he asked.
"That's what I want to know," I answered. "It seems a damned silly one, anyhow."
"Quite," agreed Michael. "Quite very. Very quite. And a little rough on the girls and our good Augustus."
"Exactly," said I. "And on Aunt Patricia."
An uncomfortable silence followed.
"Well?" said Michael, at length.
"Oh, put it back, Beau," I implored. "God alone knows what you're playing at! Do you?"
Michael sat up and stared at me.
"Oh? You say 'Put it back,' do you, John?" he said slowly and thoughtfully.
"I do," I replied. "Or look here, Beau. Aunt thinks a lot of you, and devilish little of me. It would be doing her a real kindness not to let her know it was you after all. Give it here, and I'll …" I coloured and felt a fool.
"Eric, or Little by Little. A Story of School Life. … The Boy with the Marble Brow," murmured Michael, smiling. But his voice was very kind. …
"This grows interesting, Johnny," he went on. "If I go and fetch the 'Blue Water' now, will you take it to Aunt Patricia and say, 'Alone I did it. I cannot tell a lie. It is a far, far better thing I do … ?'"
"Those very words, Beau," I grinned. "On condition you tell me what the game was, and why you did such a damned silly thing."
Thank God the wretched business was going to end—and yet, and yet … I felt quite sure that Michael would not let me take the blame—much as I would have preferred that to the wretched feeling of our Michael being the object of Aunt Patricia's scorn and contempt. The more she liked him and approved him now, the more would she dislike and despise him then. She might forbid him the house.
Michael rose.
"You really will?" he asked. "If I go and get it now, you'll take it straight to Aunt Patricia and say you pinched it for a lark?"
"Only too glad of the chance, Beau," I answered. "To get the beastly business over and done with and forgotten—and the girls and Gussie and Digby out of the silly mess."
"H'm," said Michael, sitting down. "You would, eh?"
"And might I ask you a question or two, John?" he went on.
"What were you doing with your hand on the glass cover when I put my hand on it last night?"
"Waiting to catch the ass that was returning the 'Blue Water,'" I replied.
"H'm! Why did you want to catch him?"
"Because I had twice been accused of the fool trick—just because I was standing close to the table when the light failed."
"So you were, too. … And what were you doing downstairs last night when I found you in the hall?"
"Looking for the key, Beau, as I told you," I answered.
"And what did you want the key for?"
"To see whether the sapphire had been put back—and to get some peace of mind and sleep, if it had."
"Did you go into the drawing-room?"
"No," I answered.
"Why not?"
"What need? I took it for granted that you had returned it," replied I.
"H'm!" said Michael. "Suppose a vote were taken among the eight of us, as to who is likeliest to be the thief, who do you suppose would top the poll?"
"Augustus," I stated promptly.
"Do you think he is the culprit?" asked my brother.
"No, I do not," I replied significantly.
"Nor I," answered the enigmatic Michael. "In fact, I know he's not."
He sat silent, smoking reflectively for a few minutes.
"Go through the list," he said suddenly. "Would Aunt pinch her own jewel?"
"Hardly," said I.
"Would the Chaplain?"
"Still less," said I.
"Would Claudia?" he asked next—almost anxiously, I fancied (absurdly, no doubt).
"Don't be a fool," I replied.
"Would Isobel?"
"Don't be a cad," I said.
"Would Digby?"
"Utterly preposterous and absurd," I answered.
"Would Augustus?"
"I feel certain that he didn't anyhow," I answered.
"Would you?"
"I didn't, as it happens," I assured him.
"Would I?"
"I should have thought you almost the last person in the world, Beau," I assured him.
"Looks as though I did it then, doesn't it?" he asked. "Because if Augustus and Digby and you didn't do it—who the devil did, if I didn't? Yes—it looks as though I am the thief."
"It does—to me only though. Nobody else knows that I found you downstairs," I said. "Why didn't you put it back then, Beau?" I asked.
"Wish I had," he said.
There came a bang at the door.
"Who's there?" cried Michael.
"Me," bawled the ungrammatical Digby.
Michael unlocked the door.
"What's up?" he asked.
"Isobel wants to speak to us three. She's been looking for you two. A thought has struck her. Blow severe but not fatal. All about the Painful Event. …"
"Where is she?" asked Michael.
"I said I'd lead you by the ear to the smoking-room at an early date—unless either of you had done a bunk with the loot," replied Digby.
"Well—I haven't fled yet, but I shall want a Bradshaw after lunch," said Michael, adding, "Let's go and hear Isobel's great thought. Generally worth hearing."
We went downstairs and made our way to the smoking-room. The brass box caught my eye, and an idea also struck me with some violence, as I noticed that the lid and front seemed brighter than the rest of it.
"Don't expose me yet, John," said Michael as we crossed the hall.
"John been catching you out?" asked Digby.
"Caught me last night, didn't you, John?" replied Michael.
"Red-handed," said I.
"It's blue-handed that Aunt wants to cop someone," said Digby, opening the door of the smoking-room. "Sapphire-blue."
Isobel was sitting by the fire looking tearful and depressed. It was at me that she looked as we entered.
"Caught them both in the act of bolting, Isobel," said Digby. "They've each got a half of the 'Blue Water'—about a pint apiece. But they are willing to hear your words if you are quick."
"Oh, I am so miserable," moaned Isobel. "I have been such a wicked, wicked beast. But I can't bear it any longer."
"Leave it with us, dear," said Digby, "and forget it. We'll smuggle it back, and share Aunt's few well-chosen words among us, won't we, Beau?"
"What's the trouble, child?" asked Michael.
"I've let Augustus take the blame all this time," she sobbed.
"Didn't notice him taking any," observed Digby. "Must be a secret blame-taker, I suppose."
"Augustus is perfectly innocent and I could have proved it, the moment Aunt began to question us last night. A word from me would have saved him from all suspicion—and I never said it," she went on.
"Why, dear?" I asked her.
"Oh, I don't know. … Yes, I do. It would have looked like exculpating myself too," she replied. "Besides, I didn't know who had done it. And it was more or less of a silly practical joke last night. … And, of course, I thought the person who had taken it would say so, or at least put it back. But now—it's awful. And I can't keep quiet any longer. I thought I'd tell you three before I told Aunt."
"Well—what is it, Faithful Hound?" asked Michael.
"Why, when the light went out—you know I said, ‘Ghosts and goblins and skeleton hands,' or something? Well, I half frightened myself and half pretended, and I clutched somebody's arm. When the light went up I found it was Augustus I was hugging—and let go so quickly that nobody noticed, I suppose."
"That settles it," said Digby. "It wasn't poor Gussie." "Couldn't have been," he added, "unless those two were one and did it together."
"Don't be an ass, Dig," I said, for poor Isobel was really upset about it.
"Oh, never!" said Digby. "Absolutely never!"
"Well—I like our Augustus all the better for not having adduced this bit of evidence himself," said I.
"Bless the dear boy," said Digby, "and I searched all his little pockets. I must find him and forgive him."
"Have you told Claudia this?" asked Michael.
"Yes," replied Isobel. "But she seems to think that I may have been mistaken."
"Which is absurd, of course," she added.
"Well—friend Gussie ought to be much obliged to you, both for hanging on to him in the dark, and for remembering it, Isobel," said Michael.
"Yes," chimed in Digby, "now he can bark and wag his tail and gambol around the feet of Aunt Patricia, while we walk in outer darkness."
"Tell her at once and get it off your conscientious chest, Isobel," said I.
She looked at me long and miserably, almost apologetically I thought, and went out of the room.
"Say, citizens," said Digby as the door closed, "what I want to know is this. Who pinched this here gem we're being bothered about? Officious and offensive fella, I consider—but Gussie now being out of it, it must be one of us three. … Excuse my mentioning it then, but me being out of it, it must be one of you two. Now unless you really want the damned thing, I say, ‘Put it back.'"
Michael and I once again looked at each other, Michael's face being perfectly expressionless.
"I think of bolting with it, as I told Isobel just now," said Michael.
"John going with his half too?" asked Digby.
"No," replied Michael for me. "I'm taking it all."
"Well, old horse," said Digby, looking at his watch, "could you go soon after lunch? I want to run up to town to see a man about a dog, and Aunt seems to have other views for us—until the matter is cleared up."
"Do my best to oblige," said Michael, as I quietly slipped from the room to carry out the idea which had occurred to me as I crossed the hall.
I went to the brass box. Finger-prints were very faintly discernible on its highly-polished lid and front. Going to the wash-basin in the room opening off the neighbouring corridor, I damped my handkerchief, and rubbed soap, hard, on the wet surface. The hall was still empty when I returned, and I promptly began scouring the lid and front of the box.
It was easier, however, to remove the finger-marks than to remove the signs of their removal. I did not wish it to be obvious that someone had been doing—what I was doing.
Under a heavy curtain, in a recess in the panelling, hung overcoats, caps, mufflers, and such outdoor garments. A silk scarf of Digby's struck me as being just the thing I wanted.
I had restored to the box the brilliance which had been its before I soaped it, and was giving it a final wipe with the silk, when the door from the corridor swung open, Michael entered, and I was caught in the act.
And then I saw that in his hand was a piece of wash-leather and a silver-duster, presumably purloined from the butler's pantry!
"Ah!" he said. "Removing all traces of the crime?"
"All—I hope, Beau," I replied.
"Sound plan too," he observed. "Just going to do it myself," and he passed on.
Having finished my task, I placed the fingers of my right hand on top of the box, my thumb on the front, and left as fair and clear a set of finger-prints as I could contrive.
How could it possibly matter to me if a detective identified them as mine? I hadn't taken the "Blue Water," and nobody could prove that I had.
And why was Michael so anxious that his finger-marks should not be found there as a piece of evidence to be coupled with the fact that I had been seen holding his wrist, above the glass cover, when the lights were turned on?
I went up to my room despairing, and trying to recall what I had read, somewhere, about the method of examining finger-prints. I believe they blow a fine powder on to them and then apply carbon-paper or tissue-paper, and take a photograph of the result.
Anyhow, if Aunt had been wily enough to polish the box, just where we would touch it, so that she could get the finger-prints of the person who opened it, she'd get mine all right and those of nobody else, when the detectives came.

#### § 8.

Aunt Patricia did not appear at lunch, nor did Claudia. The Chaplain was still ill in bed.
As Burdon and a footman always waited at that meal, there was no general conversation on the one subject of interest to us all.
It was a painful meal, to me at any rate, though Digby seemed perfectly happy, and Michael unconcerned. The only reference to the theft was during a brief absence of the servants.
"Did you tell Aunt what you proposed to tell her? What did she say?" asked Michael of Isobel.
"Yes. … She said, somewhat cryptically, ‘Virtue is its own reward,' and nothing else," replied Isobel.
"Gussie," said Digby, "Isobel has—one cannot say 'bearded' of a lady—let us say faced—Aunt Patricia in her wrath, in order to tell her that you must be absolutely innocent of sin, and quite above or beneath suspicion."
"What do you mean?" snarled Augustus.
"She very kindly went to the lioness's den," continued Digby, "to say that she seized you and hung on to you last night while the lights were out—and that, therefore, you could not possibly have gone to the table and pinched the sapphire, as she was hanging on to your arm. I sincerely apologise to you, Gussie, and hope you'll forgive me."
"My arm?" said Augustus, in deep and genuine surprise, ignoring the apology, and quickly adding, "Oh, yes—er—of course. Thanks, Isobel."
We all looked at him. I had been watching him when he spoke, and to me his surprise was perfectly obvious.
"Then Aunt knows I didn't do it?" he said.
"Yes, Gussie," Isobel assured him, "and I'm awfully sorry I didn't say it, at once, last night."
"Yes—I thought you might have done so," replied our Augustus.
"Isobel is not so keen on exculpating herself too, you see," said I, glaring at the creature. "If she were holding your arm, she could not have gone to the table herself. Proving your innocence proves her own."
"Well—she might have thought of me," he grumbled.
"She has, Gussie," said Michael; "we shall all think of you, I'm sure. … Anyhow, we are all sorry we were unkind and suspicious."
"Suspicious! You!" said Augustus. "Huh!"
"Yes—and I'm sorry I searched you, Ghastly," put in Digby. … "I'll unsearch you by and by, if you're not careful," he added.
And then David and Burdon came in with the next course.
After lunch, feeling disgruntled and miserable, I went along to the billiard-room to knock the balls about, as one could not very well leave the house in face of Lady Brandon's request.
Augustus was before me and I turned to retreat. I was in no mood to suffer Augustus gladly.
"Police come yet?" he jeered.
"No—you're safe for the present," I replied.
"You heard what Isobel said at lunch," he squealed.
"Yes," said I, going out, "you could hardly believe your ears, could you?" and I am afraid that the anger that I felt was almost entirely due to my conviction that he was absolutely innocent. Isobel could not very well be mistaken. I supposed that Augustus must have quite forgotten the incident until Isobel mentioned it, or else had never noticed it at all. Certainly that was far more probable, than that Isobel had made a mistake as to whom she had clutched in the darkness, especially as she did not leave go until the lights came on and started us all blinking at each other.
I went up to my bedroom, feeling deadly tired after my wakeful night and all the worry, and threw myself on my bed.
I was awakened from a heavy sleep by the entrance of Digby, a couple of hours later. He held a letter in his hand.
"Hi, hog," quoth he, "wake up and listen. … Latest edition," and he sat himself down heavily on the foot of the bed.
"What's up now?" I yawned, rubbing my eyes.
"We've got to use our wits and do something to help Beau. Show the mettle of our pastures and all that. … Beau's done a bunk. Left this note with David. Says he pinched the 'Blue Water,' and isn't going to face the police."
"What?" I cried.
"Read it," said Digby, and passed the letter to me.
"My dear Dig," it ran, "I have told David to give you this at four o'clock, by which time I shall be well on my way to—where I am going. Will you please tell Aunt that there is no further need to chivvy any of you about the 'Blue Water.' If the police come or a mystery-merchant from Scotland Yard, tell them that you knew that I was in sore straights—or is it straits (or crookeds?) for money, but that you think that this is my first offence and I must have been led away by bad companions (you and John, of course). Keep an eye on young John, and tell him I hope he'll be a good boy. If I send you an address later, it will be in absolute confidence, and relying wholly on your utterly refusing to give it to anybody, for any reason whatsoever. I do hope that things will settle down quickly and quietly, now that the criminal is known. Sad, sad, sad! Give my love to Claudia.
Ever thine, Michael."
"It can't be true," I said. "It's impossible."
"Of course it is, fat-head," replied Digby. "He's off on the romantic tack. Taking the blame and all that. … Shielding his little brother. …"
"Which?" I asked. "You?"
"No," said Digby.
"Me?" I asked.
"Subtle mathematician," observed Digby.
"But I didn't do it," I said.
"Nor did I," said Digby, and added, "Let's say 'Taking the blame and thinking he's shielding his little brother' then."
"But, Dig," I expostulated, "do you think Beau seriously supposes for one moment that you or I would steal a valuable jewel—and from Aunt Patricia of all people?"
"Somebody has stolen it, haven't they?" said Digby. "And I tell you what, my lad," he added; "you say that Beau would never seriously suppose that you or I would steal it—but you yourself seriously supposed that Beau had!"
"How do you know?" I asked, aghast.
"By the way you looked at him—oh, half a dozen times."
"I had reason to suspect him," I said.
"What reason—except that you caught hold of his wrist in the dark, when he was probably doing just what you were doing, trying to catch Gussie in the act of putting it back?" asked Digby.
"I'd rather not say any more about it, Dig," I replied. "It's Beau's business after all, and …"
"Don't be a colossal ass," interrupted Digby. "Of course it's Beau's business, and that's what we are talking about. The more we both know, the more we can both help him—either to get away, or to come back. … If we knew he is guilty, which, of course, he isn't, we could draw red herrings across his trail; and if we knew he is innocent, which he is, we could lay for the real thief and catch him out."
"Beau doesn't want him caught out, evidently," said I.
"What—not if it's the miserable Gussie?" asked my brother indignantly.
"It isn't," said I. "And Beau knows it."
"Well—let's have those reasons, and we'll get to work," said Digby. "You needn't feel as though you were giving Beau away. There is no more harm in my knowing than in your knowing, and there may be some good. I am not asking you to tell Aunt, or the police, am I, bun-head?"
This was true enough. No harm could result from Digby's knowing all that I knew.
Moreover, if, as Digby assumed, Michael were shielding somebody else, presumably he would welcome any evidence that strengthened the case against himself.
"Well," said I reluctantly, "it's like this, Dig. … Beau went down to the drawing-room last night. I met him with the key in his hand …"
"And what were you doing, if one might ask?" interrupted my brother.
"Going to see if the 'Blue Water' had been returned," I replied.
"Anyhow, Beau hadn't returned it, had he?" grinned Digby.
"No—but at the time I, naturally enough, thought he had," said I, "and I suppose that fixed the idea in my mind. I first got the idea—naturally enough, again—when I caught his hand hovering over the glass cover in the darkness."
"Anything else?" asked Digby.
"Yes, the third reason I had for suspecting Beau—though I put my faith in him before all reason—was that I found him going to the brass box with a leather and duster to rub out the finger-prints he had made in taking and returning the key."
Digby whistled.
"Ingenious," he murmured. "As artful as our Auntie, if she had the idea. … Detectives would have the idea anyhow."
"I think she did have the idea," I said. "I believe she went straight from the drawing-room and polished all the finger-marks from the lid and front of the damned thing."
"And how do you know that Beau was on to the dodge?" asked Digby.
"He said so. He came into the hall with the cleaning-things in his hand, just as I was doing it myself."
Digby stared.
"Doing it yourself?" he said. "Why?"
"Oh, can't you see?" I groaned. "If Beau had been playing the wild ass, I didn't want his finger-prints to be found there, on top of the fact that I had been seen clutching his fist in the drawing-room."
"Yours were there as well as his," observed Digby, "if you went to the box for the key."
"Yes—they were," said I, "and they are there, alone, now."
"Stout fella," approved Digby. "I'll go and shove mine on too, and fog the Sherlocks. … But you really are a goat," he went on. "Don't you see that Beau was probably going to do precisely what you were doing? He was going to polish the beastly thing clean of all foot-marks, and then jab his own on."
"Why?" I asked.
"To shield the real culprit, of course," said Digby patiently.
"Yes—but why?" I repeated. "Why should Beau be a gratuitous ass and take the blame instead of—Gussie, for example? He'd have been more likely to nose him out and then slipper him well."
"Because he knew it wasn't Gussie," replied my brother solemnly.
"Who then?" I asked.
"He didn't know," answered Digby. "But isn't it as clear as mud, that since it wasn't Gussie or Isobel, it was you or me—or else Claudia?"
I was silent.
"Now look here, John," went on Digby. "'Nuff said, and time to do something instead. But first of all, do you still suspect Beau?"
"I have never suspected him," I replied. "I have only realised that I caught his hand, met him with the drawing-room key, and know he was going to rub finger-prints off the brass box."
"Plain yes or no," said Digby. "Do you suspect Beau?"
"Absolutely not," I said promptly. "No. No. No!"
"Very good then. Now—Did you do it?"
"I did not," said I.
"Nor did I. Very well! Since Isobel and Augustus mutually prove each other innocent, as she was holding his arm, yards from the table all the time—who is left?"
"Claudia?" said I unhappily.
"Now d'you get it?" smiled Digby, leaning back against the bottom of the bed, and clasping his hands round his knee.
"Good God, man," I cried, starting up. "You don't mean to tell me you suspect Claudia of jewel-stealing?"
"Keep calm," he replied. "I am not talking about whom I suspect. I am asking you who remains if you eliminate me and yourself as admittedly innocent, and Isobel and Augustus as proven innocent."
"Michael and Claudia!" I murmured. "Which idea is the more ridiculous?" I said aloud.
"Equally impossible," answered Digby. "Also the fact remains that it was one of those two—if it wasn't you. Furthermore, the fact remains that Michael has bolted for one of two reasons—because he is a frightened thief, or because he wished to shield the guilty person—you or Claudia."
A silence fell between us.
"I'm going dotty," said I at last.
"I've gone," said Digby, and we sat staring at each other.
After a time he rose.
"Got to get a move on," he said.
"What are you going to do?" I asked.
"Dunno," he replied.
As he was leaving the room I said, "Do you think Michael suspects either me or you, Digby?"
"No," he replied. "He knows we didn't do it."
"Do you think he suspects Claudia then?"
"Er—no—of course not," he answered.
"Then?"
"He only knows that one of us three did do it," he replied, and went out, leaving me staring at the door.
I lay down again to think.

#### § 9.

Dinner that night was an extraordinary meal, at which only Isobel, Claudia, Augustus, and I appeared.
Lady Brandon, said Burdon, was dining in her own room; his Reverence the Chaplain was, by Dr. Warrender's orders, remaining in bed; Mr. Michael was not in his room when David took up his hot water; and Mr. Digby had been seen going down the drive soon after tea.
"Shocking bad form, I call it—Michael and Digby going out like this—after what Aunt said," remarked Augustus as the service-door swung to, when the servants went out for the coffee.
"You're an authority on good form, of course," I said.
"Where has Beau gone?" asked Claudia.
"He didn't tell me," I replied.
"Don't suppose he told anybody," sneered Augustus.
"Come into the drawing-room soon," said Isobel, as I held the dining-room door open for the girls to go out.
"I'm coming now," I replied. "As soon as I have had some coffee."
I did not want a tête-à-tête with Augustus, and I was more than a little disturbed in mind as to the meaning of Digby's absence.
What could be the reason of his defiance of Aunt Patricia's prohibition of our leaving the house? Was it possible that he knew more than he had told me?
Perhaps he had gone to the village telegraph-office to try to get into communication with Michael at one of the several places to which he might have gone.
It would be something important that would make him risk giving Aunt Patricia cause to think that he had been guilty of an ungentlemanly disobedience to her request.
I drank my coffee in silence, and in silence departed from the room. I could not forgive Gussie for being innocent and forcing Michael to suspect Claudia, Digby, or me; me to suspect Claudia, Digby, or Michael; and Digby to suspect Claudia, Michael, or me.
Most unjust of me, but most human, I fear.
In the drawing-room Isobel was at the piano, playing softly to herself, and Claudia sat staring into the fire.
I strolled over to the huge piano and sat down near it.
"Where can Michael be?" said Claudia.
"And Digby," added Isobel.
"I don't know," said I.
"Really and truly?" asked Claudia.
"Yes," said I. "I honestly have not the faintest idea as to where either of them is."
"I wish they'd come in," said Isobel.
"Oh, I can't bear this room," cried Claudia suddenly, and springing up, went out. As I opened the door for her, I fancied I caught a glimpse of tears on her half-averted face, though I was not prying.
As I closed the door, Isobel rose from the piano and came towards me. She looked very lovely I thought, with her misty blue eyes, misty golden hair, as fine as floss-silk, and her sweet expression. How gentle and dear she was!
"Johnny," she said, laying her hands on my chest and looking up into my eyes, "may I ask you a silly question? Just once and for all? I know the answer, but I want to hear you say it."
"Certainly, dear," said I.
"You won't be angry, Johnny?"
"Have I ever been angry with you, Isobel? Could I be?" I asked.
She looked into my eyes steadily for a few moments.
"Did you take the 'Blue Water,' John?" she asked.
"No, my dear, I did not," I replied, and drew her to me. And then Isobel threw her arms round my neck and I kissed her on the lips.
She burst into tears, and lifting her up in my arms, I carried her to a sofa and sat hugging her to my breast and covering her face with kisses. It had suddenly come upon me that I loved her—that I had always loved her. But hitherto it had been as a charming darling playmate and companion, and now it was as a woman.
If this knowledge between us were a result of the theft of the "Blue Water," I was glad it had been stolen.
"Darling! Darling! Darling!" I whispered as I kissed her. "Do you love me, darling Isobel?" I asked, and, for reply, she smiled starrily through her tears, put her arms round me, and pressed her lips to mine.
I thought my heart was stopping.
"Love you, dearest?" she asked. "You are just my life. I have loved everything you have said or done, since I was a baby!"
"Don't cry," I said, ashamed of my inarticulate inadequacy.
"I'm crying for joy," she sobbed. "Now you have told me you didn't do it, I know you didn't."
"What made you think I did?" I asked.
"I didn't think so," she replied with feminine logic; "only it was you who were against the table, John; it was you whom Michael caught; and I saw you go down in the night—to put it back, as I thought."
"Saw me?" I asked, in surprise.
"Yes, dear. I was awake and saw a light go by my door. It shone underneath it. And I came out and looked over the banisters."
"I went to see if the wretched thing had come back," I said. "And it was rather I who caught Michael than Michael who caught me, when you turned the lights out. We were both expecting to catch Gussie, and caught each other."
"And, oh, I have been so wretchedly unhappy," she went on, "thinking appearances were so against you, and yet knowing I was allowing Gussie to remain under suspicion when I knew it wasn't he. … But when it seemed the thing was actually stolen, I couldn't keep quiet any longer. It was bad enough when it was only a practical joke, as we thought. … And then I seemed to be helping to bring suspicion towards you when I cleared Gussie. …"
She wiped away a tear.
"I don't care now," she smiled. "Nothing on earth matters. So long as you love me—I don't see how I can have a care in the world. … You're sure, darling?"
I endeavoured to express myself without the use of halting and unfluent speech.
"When did you first love me?" asked my sweet and beautiful darling, when I released her.
"I don't know," I said. "I have always loved you, and now I worship you, and I always shall," and again she gave me a long embrace that seemed to stop the beating of my heart and lift me up and up to an incredible heaven of ecstasy and joy almost unbearable.
The sound of footsteps and a hand on the door brought us back to earth. We sprang to our feet, and when David entered, Isobel was putting away her music, and I was consulting a small pocket-book with terrific abstraction from my surroundings.
"Excuse me, sir," said David, halting before me. "Might I speak to you, sir?"
"You're doing it, David," said I.
"In private, sir, a moment," he explained.
I went to the door with him, and having closed it, he produced a note and gave it to me.
"Mr. Digby, sir. He very specially instructed me to give you this in private at ten o'clock this evening, sir, thank you, sir."
"Thank you, David," said I, and went along to the smoking-room, opening the letter as I went.
Although I felt that I ought to be filled with apprehension, anxiety, and trouble, my heart sang for glee, and I could have danced down the long corridor, to the surprise and disapproval of the various stiff and stately Brandons, male and female, who looked down from its walls.
"This is most selfish and wrong," said I, and repressed a desire to sing, whistle, and whoop, and literally jump for joy.
"Isobel! Isobel! Isobel!" sang my heart. "Isobel loves me and I love Isobel. …"
The smoking-room was empty, and I could hear the click of balls from the neighbouring billiard-room, showing why. Gussie was evidently at his favourite, somewhat aimless, evening employment.
I turned up the lights, poked up the fire, pulled up the biggest and deepest chair, and filled my pipe and lit it.
Had I come straight here from the dining-room, and here received Digby's letter, I should have snatched it, and opened it with sinking heart and trembling fingers.
Now, nothing seemed of much importance, compared with the great fact of which my heart was chanting its pæan of praise and thanks to God.
Love is very selfish I fear—but then it is the very selves of two people becoming one self. …
And then I read poor Digby's letter. It was as follows:—
"My dear John,
I now take up my pen to write you these few lines, hoping they find you as they won't find me. After terrific thought and mental wrestling, which cost me a trouser-button, I have come to the conclusion that I can no longer deceive you all and let the innocent suffer for my guilty sin or sinny guilt.
I go to find my noble-hearted twin, to kneel at his feet and say, 'Brother, I have sinned in thy sight' (but it was in the dark really) 'and am no more worthy to be called anything but what I am.'
No one knows the shame I feel, not even me; and, by the time you get this, I shall be well on my way to—where I am going.
Will you please tell Aunt that Michael's noble and beautiful action has wrung my heart, and I wish he had wrung my neck. I cannot let him take the blame for me, like this. I shall write to her from Town.
When you find yourself in the witness-dock or prisoner's-box tell the Beak that you have always known me to be weak but not vicious, and that my downfall has been due to smoking cigarettes and going in for newspaper competitions. Also that you are sure that, if given time, I shall redeem myself by hard work, earn thirty shillings a week at least, and return the thirty thousand pounds out of my savings.
Write and let me know how things go on, as soon as I send you an address—which you will, of course, keep to yourself. Give my love to Isobel.
Play up and don't forget you've got to stand by me and make people realise the truth that I actually am the thief—or suspicion still rests on Claudia (since Isobel and Gussie are out of it), if we three do not provide the criminal amongst us. And, of course, I can't let Beau suffer for me.
Directly you hear from him, let him know by wire that I have confessed and bolted, and that he can return to Brandon Abbas and admit that he was shielding the real culprit (whom he knew to be me or you or Claudia!). Give my love to Isobel.
Ever thine, Digby."
For a moment this drove even Isobel from my mind.
It had never occurred to me for one moment that Digby had actually fled, as Michael had done. Could it be possible that he was speaking the truth in the letter?
Could he have stolen the "Blue Water" as he said, and had Michael's flight and shouldering of the blame forced his hand and compelled him, in very shame, to confess? …
Or did he, in his heart of hearts, think that Michael was really guilty and had fled rather than allow three innocent people to lie under suspicion with himself? Had Digby, thinking this, fled to divert suspicion from the guilty Michael, to confuse the issue and divide the pursuit, thus giving him a better chance to get clear away? …
Probably neither. It was much more likely that his idea was to help to shield the person whom Michael thought he was shielding, and at the same time to share with Michael the suspicion thus diverted from the guilty person.
The moment it was known that Michael had fled, the world and his wife would say, "The vile young thief!"
Directly Digby followed him they would say, "Which of them is the thief?" and no eye would be turned enquiringly upon those who, in their conscious innocence, had remained at home.
And whom did Michael and Digby suspect, if they were both innocent?
Obviously either Claudia or me.
And if they could no more suspect me than I could suspect them … ?
It dawned on me, or rather it was stabbed into my heart suddenly, as with a knife, that it was quite as much my affair to help in preventing suspicion, just or unjust, from falling upon Claudia; and that if they could face obloquy, poverty, hardship, and general wrecking of their lives for Claudia and for me and for each other—why, so could I for them, and that it was my duty to go too.
Moreover, when detectives and criminal-experts got to work on the case, they would be quite capable of saying that there was nothing to prevent Isobel and Augustus from being in collusion to prove each other innocent, and would suspect one or both of them the more.
To us, who knew her, it was completely proven that Augustus was innocent, because she said so.
To a detective, it would more probably be a clue to the guilty person—the girl who produced this piece of "evidence" which incidentally proclaimed her own innocence.
Moreover, the wretched Augustus had most undoubtedly been surprised when Isobel said he must be innocent as she had been holding on to him all the time the light was out. If this came out, it would certainly fix the suspicion on Isobel, and if it did not, there was a strong probability that her declaration concerning Augustus would, as I have said, suggest collusion between them.
The more reason then for me to strengthen the obvious solution—that the thief was one of the Gestes.
If three people fled confessing their guilt, that was where the collusion would be—among the three rascally brothers who had plotted to rob their relative and share the spoil.
That the oldest had weakened and fled first, was to his credit, or not, according to whether you more admired courage or confession; but obviously and incontestably, the blame must lie upon these three, and not among those who remained at home and faced the music.
"But," said the voices of prudence, cowardice, and common sense, as well as the voice of love, "two are enough to take the blame, surely? Let people say it was one of those two, or perhaps the two in partnership."
"And why," replied the voices of self-respect and pride, "should those two share the blame (or the honour)? Why should they shield Isobel and you, as well as Claudia, from suspicion?" and to the latter voice I listened.
I could not possibly sit at home and enjoy life while the Captain and the Lieutenant were in trouble, disgrace, and danger—my whole life-training, as well as instincts, forbade.
I think that within two minutes of reading Digby's letter, the question of my going was quite definitely answered, and only the minor questions of where I should go, and whether I should say anything to Isobel, remained to be settled. And one of these two problems was subconsciously solved, though I had not intentionally considered it and come to a decision.
From the moment that I had learnt of Michael's flight, I had had somewhere, just below the level of consciousness, a vague remembrance of the existence of a romantic-sounding, adventurous corps of soldiers of fortune, called the French Foreign Legion.
When thinking of Michael, and seeing mental pictures of him in the setting of Brandon Abbas, our "Prep." school, Eton and Oxford, one of the clearest of these dissolving views had been of a group of us in the Bower, at the feet of a smart and debonair young French officer, who had thrilled us with dramatic tales of Algeria, Morocco, and the Sahara; tales of Spahis, Turcos, Zouaves, Chasseurs d'Afrique, and the French Foreign Legion of Mercenaries; tales of hot life and brave death, of battle and of bivouac. At the end, Michael had said:
"I shall join the French Foreign Legion when I leave Eton. … Get a commission and go into his regiment," and Digby and I had applauded the plan.
Had Michael remembered this, and was he, even now, on his way to this life of adventure and glory, determined to win his way to soldierly renown under a nom de guerre? … It would be so like Michael.
And Digby? Had he had the same idea and followed him? It would be so like Digby.
And I? Should I follow my brothers' lead, asking nothing better than to do as they did, and win their approval? … It would be so like me.
Three romantic young asses! I can smile at them now. Asses without doubt; wild asses of the wildest; but still, with the imagination and the soul to be romantic asses, thank God!

#### § 10.

As compensation for a smaller share of the gifts of courage, cleverness, and general distinction possessed by my brilliant brothers, I have been vouchsafed a larger measure of prudence and caution—though some may think that still does not amount to much.
I have met few men to equal Michael and Digby in beauty, physical strength, courage, and intelligence; but I was, in spite of being an equally incurably romantic, "longer-headed" than they, and even more muscular and powerful. This is tremendous praise to award myself, but facts are facts.
Having decided to join them in disgrace and blame, as well as to join them in the flesh if I could—going to the Legion to look for them in the first place—I settled down to consider details, ways, and means.
I can think better in the dark, so I knocked out my pipe, burnt Digby's letter, and went up to bed.
The first fact to face, and it loomed largest and most discouraging of all, was separation from Isobel in the very moment of finding her. Paradoxically, however, the very exaltation and excitement of this wonderful thing that had happened, this finding of her, carried me along and gave me the power to leave her.
I was tête-montée, beside myself, and above myself, abnormal.
I would show my love that I, too, could do a fine thing, and could make a personal sacrifice to ward off from women, one of whom was mine, "the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune," outrageous suspicion and annoyance.
To leave her would be misery unspeakable—but what a beautiful misery and poignantly delightful sorrow for the heart of romantic youth to hug to itself!
Also I knew that it was quite useless for such children as ourselves—she nineteen and I twenty—at present penniless and dependent, to think of formal engagements and early marriages. Love was all and love was enough, until I should return, bronzed and decorated, successful and established, a distinguished Soldier of Fortune, to claim her hand.
I would then take my bride to be the admired and beloved Pride of the Regiment, a soldier's star and stay and queen. … (Twenty is a great age at which to be—with love in your heart and life before you. …)
Should I tell her what I was going to do and have one last beautifully-terrible hour, with her in my arms, or should I write her a letter to be given to her after I had gone?
I am glad to say that I had the grace to look at it from her point of view, and to decide according to what I thought would be better for her.
In the letter I could give the impression that this was only a short separation, and that I was writing to say "Au revoir" rather than "Good-bye."
If I told her in an interview, my obvious wretchedness and woebegone countenance would contradict my words. I knew I should kiss and embrace her as if for the last time on earth, and look as though I were going to the scaffold rather than into hiding for a while, until the missing jewel turned up, or the thief was caught.
Yes—I had better write, being careful to avoid the suggestion that this was any more a "separation" than my going back to Oxford for the next term would have been.
That question was settled.
The next thing to consider was the problem of procedure.
I should want sufficient money and kit to enable me to get to France and subsist for a few days, probably in Paris.
Ten pounds or so, a change of underclothing, and a tooth-brush, would be the sort of thing. With a very small suit-case one would be quite comfortable.
My watch, links, studs, cigarette-case, and a good gold pencil which I possessed would provide ample funds. I had more than sufficient ready money for my fare to London, and could there raise enough to carry me on to Paris and keep me for a few days.
I would breakfast with the others, and quietly walk off to catch the ten-forty to Exeter, and take the eleven-forty-five thence to London, arriving about three o'clock. I would cross to France the next day, getting there in the evening; sleep at an hotel, and, as soon as possible, become a soldier of France.
Whatever my brothers had done, I should at least have followed their example worthily, and have given a realistic and convincing imitation of the conduct of a frightened and desperate thief, fleeing from the consequences of his crime and the shame of facing his relatives and former friends.
And if Michael and Digby were actually there when I arrived—why, I should regret nothing but the separation from Isobel—a separation, albeit, during which I would qualify, in age, position, and income, for the honour of becoming her husband.
I think I had arrived at the position of Commander-in-Chief in Algeria and Grand Commander of the Legion of Honour when I fell asleep. …
I awoke in the morning in a very different frame of mind from that of the morning before. My heart was full of pride that Isobel loved me and was mine. My brain was full of schemes and plans, and my whole being tingled gloriously with a sense of high adventure.
"If youth but knew …"
When David brought my hot water, with his inevitable, "Half-past seven, sir, and a fine morning" (when the rain stops, or the fog clears, as the case might be), I told him I should give him a letter, after breakfast, which he was to give privately to Miss Rivers at the first convenient opportunity after eleven o'clock.
I thought it better to give it to David than to a maid. He had obeyed instructions in the case of Michael's letter to Digby, and Digby's letter to me, and a maid would be more likely to chatter in the servants' hall.
I did not think that there was the slightest suspicion in that quarter, and, as Aunt Patricia had said, there was no reason why there should be any, provided the mystery of the "Blue Water" was solved without the aid of the police.
I could have posted my letter to her of course, but that would have involved delay, and an anxious night for her. It would also mean a post-mark, and I thought it would be better for her to be able to say, with perfect truth, that she had not the vaguest idea as to where I had gone.
When I had dressed, I put my brushes and shaving-tackle into an attaché-case, and crammed in a shirt, collars, and socks, and then went down to the smoking-room, and, after some unsatisfactory efforts, wrote to Isobel:
"My darling beautiful Sweetheart,
I had a letter from Digby last night. He has bolted because he thinks that Michael has shouldered the blame and disgrace of this theft in order to protect the innocent and shield the guilty person (who must appear to him to be Claudia, Digby, or myself, as it is not you nor Gussie). Digby told me that it was not he, and he refuses to believe that it is Michael. I don't think he suspects me either.
Now, you'll be the first to agree that I can't sit at home and let them do this, believing them to be innocent. And if either of them were guilty, I'd want, all the more, to do anything I could to help. Were it not for leaving you, for a little while, just when I have found you, I should be rather enjoying it, I am afraid.
Anyhow, I should have had to leave you in a little while, when I went up to Oxford again, and that would have been an eight weeks' separation. As it is, we are only going to be parted until this silly wretched business is cleared up. I expect the thief will return the thing anonymously as soon as he or she finds that we three are all pretending we did it, and that we will not resume our ordinary lives until restitution is made.
You know that I didn't do it, and I know that you didn't, and that's all that really matters; but you wouldn't have me hold back when the Captain and Lieutenant of the Band are out to divert suspicion from the innocent and to shame the guilty into returning Aunt's property!
I'll send you an address later on, so that you can tell me what happens—but, just at first, I want you to have no idea where I am, and to say so.
You'd despise me, really, in your heart, if I stayed at home, though I know you'll miss me and want me back. I shall come, of course, the moment you let me know that the affair is cleared up. Meanwhile, no ass of a detective will be suspecting you or Claudia, or poor innocent Gussie, since obviously one of the absconding three (or all of them) must be the thief. Aunt will go to the police about it of course, and they will soon be on our track, and trouble no one at Brandon Abbas.
And now, darling Isobel, darling Faithful Hound, I am not going to try to tell you how much I love you—I am going to do it before you get this. But everything is different since last night. The world is a perfectly glorious place, and life is a perfectly glorious thing. Nothing matters, because Isobel loves me and I love Isobel—for ever and ever. I want to sing all the time, and to tell everybody.
Isn't love absolutely wonderful?
Always and always, Your devoted, adoring, grateful Sweetheart."
This honest, if boyish, effusion I gave to David, and repeated my instructions.
He contrived to keep his face correctly expressionless, though he must have wondered how many more of us were going to give him epistles to be privately delivered after their departure to other members of the household.
Leaving the smoking-room, I met Burdon in the corridor.
"Can you tell me where Mr. Michael is, sir?" he asked. "Her ladyship wishes to see him."
"No, I can't, Burdon," I replied, "for the excellent reason that I don't know."
"Mr. Digby's bed have not been slep' in either, sir," he went on. "I did not know the gentlemen were going away. … Nothing packed nor nothing."
"They didn't tell me they were going, Burdon," I said, putting on an owlish look of wonder and speculation. "They're off on some jaunt or other, I suppose. … I hope they ask me to join them."
"Racing, p'r'aps, sir?" suggested Burdon sadly.
"Shocking," said I, and left him, looking waggish to the best of my ability. …
There were only the four of us at breakfast again.
Isobel's face lit up radiantly as our glances met, and we telegraphed our love to each other.
"Anyone heard how the Chaplain is?" asked Claudia.
"I went to see him last night," replied Isobel, "but the nurse said he was asleep."
"Nurse?" asked Augustus.
"Yes," said Isobel. "Dr. Warrender thought he ought to have a night-nurse, and Aunt Patricia telegraphed for one. He's going to get up to-day though, the nurse told me."
"Where's Digby?" asked Augustus.
"Why?" I said elliptically.
"Burdon asked me if I'd seen him, and said he wasn't in last night."
"I know no more than you do where he is," I honestly assured him.
"Funny—isn't it?" he sneered.
"Most humorous," I agreed.
"Perhaps Aunt will think so," countered Augustus unpleasantly. … "First Michael and then Digby, after what she said about not leaving the house!"
"Ought to have consulted you first, Gussie," said Claudia.
"Looks as though they didn't want to consult the police, if you ask me," he snarled.
"We didn't ask you, Gussie," said Isobel, and so the miserable meal dragged through.
Towards the end of it, Burdon came in.
"Her ladyship wishes to see Mr. Digby," he said to the circumambient air.
"Want a bit of doing, I should say," remarked Augustus, with a snigger.
"He's not here, Burdon," said I, looking under the table.
"No, sir," replied Burdon gravely, and departed.
"You next, my lad," Augustus stated, eyeing me severely. "I wonder if the detectives have come."
Burdon returned.
"Her ladyship would like to see you in her boudoir, after breakfast, sir," said he to me.
"Told you so," remarked Augustus, as the door closed behind the butler.
"Where do you think the others have gone?" asked Claudia, turning to me. "They can't have run away surely? not both of them?"
"Doesn't look like it, does it?" put in Augustus.
"If they have gone away it's for an excellent reason," said Isobel.
"Best of reasons," agreed Augustus.
"Quite the best, Claudia," said I, looking at her. "If they have 'run away,' as you said, it is to turn suspicion away from the house and everybody in it, of course."
"Oh, of course," agreed Augustus again.
"Just what they would do," said Isobel quietly.
"It would be like Michael," said Claudia in a low voice, and getting up, went quickly out of the room.
"And Digby," added I, as she did so.
Augustus departed soon after, with a malicious "Up you go" to me, and a jerk of his thumb in the direction of Aunt Patricia's room. Our recent roughness and suspicion evidently rankled in his gentle breast.
As soon as we were alone, I turned to Isobel, who sat beside me, put my arms round her and gave and received a long kiss.
"Come out to the Bower a minute, darling," said I, and we scuttled off together.
There I crushed her to my breast and kissed her lips, her cheeks, and eyes, and hair, as though I could never have enough, and never stop.
"Will you love me for ever, darling?" I asked. "Whatever may happen to us, or wherever we may be?"
She did not reply in words, but her answer was very satisfying.
"Aunt wants me," then said I, and bolted back to the house. But I had no intention of seeing Aunt Patricia.
Mine should be the more convincing rôle of the uneasy, trembling criminal, who, suddenly sent for, finds he has not the courage to face the ordeal, and flees before the ominous sound of the summons.
I was very glad this had happened, as it would appear to have given me the cue for flight.
When first sent for, I was found, peacefully eating my breakfast in fancied security. When again sent for, I should be missing—obviously terrified of the command and guiltily afraid to obey it.
Going to my room, I took my attaché-case from the wardrobe, pocketed a photograph of Isobel, and went quietly down the service staircase that debouched by the luggage-lift in a passage opening into the outer hall. In a minute I was across the shrubbery and into the drive at a bend which hid it from the house.
Twenty minutes' walking brought me to the station, where I booked to Exeter. That would not tell anybody very much, for though I was perfectly well known to everybody at our local station, it would be extremely unlikely that I should be traced from so busy a junction as Exeter, in the crowd that would be booking for the morning train to Waterloo.
As I waited on our platform, I was conscious of an almost unbearable longing to go back to Brandon Abbas and Isobel. How could I leave her like this, now, the very day after I had found her?
I felt a bigger lump in my throat than I had ever known since I was a child. It was utterly horrible.
But for the excitement and adventure of the business, I think I should have succumbed to the longing to return. But when two loving people part, one going on a journey, it is always the departing one who suffers the less.
It is inevitable that the distractions of travel, movement, change, shall drug the pain to which the other is equally exposed without the amelioration of mental and bodily occupation.
So, between my mind and the agony of separation from Isobel came the deadening and protecting cloak of action and of the competing thoughts of other matters—journey's end, the future, money, Paris, Algeria, the probabilities of finding Michael and Digby. …
Anyhow, I conquered the yearning to go back to her, and when the local train loafed in I got into it, with a stiff upper lip and a bleeding heart, and set out on as eventful and strange a journey as ever a man took.