# Debbie Does Dallas

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Debbie Does Dallas is a 1978 pornographic film starring Bambi Woods. The plot of the film focuses on a team of cheerleaders attempting to earn enough money to send the title character to Dallas, Texas to try out for the famous "Texas Cowgirls" cheerleading squad. The film was highly successful, selling 50,000 copies when it made it to videotape, making it the most successful video release of a porn film in its time. It is regarded as one of the most important releases during the so-called "Golden Age of Porn" (1969–1984), and remains one of the best-known pornographic films. The film famously fell into the public domain in the United States in the 1980s due to lack of a copyright notice or Copyright Office registration, and its public domain status was affirmed by a US court ruling in 1987 that declared its copyright to be lost.
Cast and Crew :
| Cast ||
| Role | Actor |
| | Bambi Woods |
| | Robert Kerman |
| | Herschel Savage |
| | Eric Edwards |
| | Robin Byrd |
| | Arcadia Lake |
| | Jake Teague |
| Crew ||
| Director | Jim Clark |
| Producer | Jim Clark |
SCHOOL DAY FILMS presents
RICHARD BALLA
BAMBI WOODS
HMS
Cheerleaders One, two, three, four! We're gonna make them shout no more! Five, six, seven, eight! We're gonna make them say we're great!
DEBBIE DOES DALLAS
Girl I can't believe it's fall, girls.
Tammy Debbie, I'm so proud of you.
Donna When are you leaving, and where are you going? I'm so excited!
Debbie Well, but, that's the problem.
Donna What do you mean?
Debbie My parents don't want me to go! They don't like the idea. And if I go, I have to raise the fare myself. My mother calls it outdoor burlesque. Can you imagine?
Cheerleaders except Debbie Aww!
Lisa I know if I'd have won, my folks would be all for it.
Donna But you didn't win, Lisa.
Cheerleaders Yeah.
Tammy Debbie, what are you gonna do?
Debbie Raise some money, fast.
Donna Well, when do you have to leave, Debbie?
Debbie In two weeks.
Annie But that's not enough time to raise the fare!
Lisa Well, we'll just have to think of something, I guess.
starring ROBYN BYRD
starring ARCADIA LAKE
starring KASEY RODGERS
starring GEORGETTE SANDERS
Football players Hut! Hut! All the way! Call the play! Call the play! Go, go, go, go, go go go go go go go, go, go!
starring SHERRI TART
starring MERRIL TOWNSEND
starring MISTY WINTER
production supervisor DEXTER EAGLE
writer MARIA MINESTRA
music GERARD SAMPLER
director of photography BILLY BUDD
Girl Hi, how are you doing, there?
Lisa We should be on the road by now.
Annie I know.
editor HALS LIPTUS
Lisa Oh, what a day.
directed and produced by JIM CLARK
Debbie You know, I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it to Texas in just two weeks.
Tammy I think we should all help her raise the money.
Lisa I've got a great idea. Why don't we all work hard to raise money so we can go to Texas with her?
Cheerleaders Yeah! Yeah! Let's! That's a great idea!
Annie Debbie, we could boost your morale!
Debbie Gee, it would be wonderful if you could all be with me.
Lisa Next best thing to being Texas Cowgirls ourselves. Yahoo!
Debbie Well, okay, but if we're all going to be there, we've got to decide what we're gonna do right now. First of all, we all have to get part-time jobs after school for a week. Do you girls know of any?
Donna Well, I can get a job with Mr. Biddle at the library.
Tammy I saw a "help wanted" sign in the record store.
Lisa Super, and I know Jimmy just gave up his job on the tennis courts. There's no reason why they shouldn't give it to a girl.
Cindy Hey, Annie, did you know that Mr. Bradly said we could wash his car this weekend?
Annie Yeah, you want to do it Friday?
Cindy Sure.
Annie Alright.
Roberta Maybe I could talk the Hardwicks into a job at the candle shop.
Debbie It's worth a try. It's a start.
Roberta Maybe we could advertise.
Donna You mean like in the newspaper?
Debbie You know, we should form a company and give ourselves a name.
Lisa Something simple and to the point, like Teen Services?
Annie Yeah, that's us, Teen Services!
Lisa The paper's where we should advertise.
Annie And we can advertise all the services we can do.
Roberta And all the services we can't do.
Lisa Of course, we could draw pictures and posters and put them up all around town. Print up cards, too.
Lynn Remember, we only have two weeks to raise the money, and that means no dates.
Debbie Well, it's for a darn good cause, so I think the guys will understand.
Tammy What do you mean "they'll understand?"
Debbie Well, girls, I don't know. I don't think we should tell the guys right away. Wait till we get it going, like in about...after the weekend.
Roberta Good idea, Debbie.
HELP WANTED
Tammy I saw your sign in the window, and I'm here to apply for the job.
Nick You experienced?
Tammy Last summer, I had a job at the flower shop.
Nick Yeah, so what happened?
Tammy Well, the owner got a little fresh, so I quit.
Nick Well, you're cute. You can't blame the guy for trying.
Tammy I might have been a little hasty, but...I was younger then, and I need the money more now.
Nick I think definitely we can work something out.
Tammy You mean I've got the job?
Nick You bet.
Tammy When do I start?
Nick The sooner the better. How about later today?
Tammy Okay.
Tammy I'll be back.
adidas
GREENFELD'S
Debbie Oh, Mr. Greenfeld, can I have a job? Can I have a job, please? I have to go to Texas to be a Texas Cowgirl, and we don't have any money.
Mr. Greenfeld You've got the job. You've got the job, Debbie.
Debbie Do you really mean it?
Mr. Greenfeld Oh, yes. Yes, I most certainly do. So, I realize how important this is—a chance of a lifetime, you know—and I think we can arrange something around the store for a little extra money for you.
Debbie Well, what did you have in mind?
Debbie Oh, come on, now, Mr. Greenfeld.
Mr. Greenfeld You could sort of help with things, you know, storing the stuff and moving merchandise.
Debbie Oh, sure, Mr. Greenfeld, anything you say, but I've got to warn you that I'm pretty clumsy with boxes and stuff like that.
Mr. Greenfeld That's alright. The training sessions will be real easy. You know, you can come in on a Sunday, and I'll show you the storeroom and around the store, you know.
Debbie Oh, Mr. Greenfeld, I really appreciate it. Look, I know that you really understand, because I know that you're a football fan yourself, and stuff.
Mr. Greenfeld Well, I most certainly do, I most certainly do.
Debbie Oh, thank you, Mr. Greenfeld! Thank you so much! Thank you. Okay, bye.
Mr. Greenfeld Bye.
Debbie Bye.
Mr. Hardwick Hi, Roberta.
Roberta Oh, hi, Mr. Hardwick.
Mr. Hardwick Where are you off to?
Roberta Oh, I'm going to cheerleading practice.
Mr. Hardwick Oh, well, I'll walk you for a ways. I'm going to the shop.
Mr. Hardwick What are you up to these days?
Roberta We're looking for any kind of extra work, so that we can raise money for that trip to Texas. We want to be with Debbie Benson for her first game when she cheers those Texas fellas.
Mr. Hardwick Oh, sounds like a good idea. Say, I'll tell you what. You could earn some extra money by helping Mrs. Hardwick and I over at the candle shop. We're taking inventory.
Roberta Mr. Hardwick, really?
Mr. Hardwick Mhm.
Roberta When should I start?
Mr. Hardwick Start as soon as you like. How about tomorrow?
Roberta Oh, Mr. Hardwick. What could I ever do to repay you?
Mr. Hardwick We'll think of something.
Cheerleaders One, two, three, four! We're going to make them say no more! Five, six, seven, eight!
Football players One, two, hut!
Tammy My goodness, Lisa, don't you ever wear underpants?
Lisa Oh, I just like to feel free. It's nice to feel the clothes against your skin. It's bad enough we have to wear them. We should walk around like the way we came into this world—stark naked.
Cindy There goes that Lisa, talking about nature again. Can you imagine if we all didn't wear underwear, we'd never get anything done?
Debbie Well, I got something done. I got a job at Mr. Greenfeld's sporting goods store. And he promised to do anything he can to help me to get to Texas.
Lisa Yeah, I got Jimmy's old job.
Donna Well, I'm working at the library, but it's just two days a week.
Roberta Well, I'm working for Mr. Hardwick at the candle shop.
Cindy Me and Annie got a job working for Mr. Bradly, washing his car, but it's only for tomorrow.
Debbie Well, let's just hope for the best. Anyway, right now we need to do some work on our cheers.
Cheerleaders Yeah, let's go.
Tim Hey, Rick, Donna says the girls are pretty serious about this whole "no dating" thing, you know.
Boy Well, I don't see how them raising money has to interfere with us seeing them, for Christ's sakes.
Rick Look, Debbie says the bulk of their time will be in the evenings and especially on weekends, when folks need babysitters, hostess helpers, sales help, stuff like that.
Tim Hey, look, I don't like anyone interfering on my date nights—least of all my date herself.
Rick Look, they think they can boost her morale if they go with her. After all, she's so far away from home and all.
Boy 2 Hey, man, it's not her morale that I am interested in boosting.
Tim Hey, look, man, your girlfriend, Debbie, she's the ringleader of the whole scheme. Why don't you talk to her and tell her to think about us for a change, alright?
Rick Alright, I'll give it a try. Come on, now, let's play ball!
Football players Yeah! Alright! Let's go! Come on! Hut!
Football players Hut, two! Alright!
Football players Go, go, go!
Football players Alright!
Football players All the way! All the way! All the way! Go, go, go!
Roberta Rick says they'll find us.
Lynn Fantastic!
Roberta He said it'll be a big surprise.
Debbie Bye, have a good time tonight.
Tammy Okay. Bye.
Annie See you.
Tammy Bye, bye.
Donna Hey, wait for me.
Lynn I wonder what they had in mind this time.
Roberta I don't know, but I'll bet it's terrific.
Lynn And weird.
Rick Fellas, this is Roberta.
Roberta Oh, Rick! What are you doing here?
Lynn Oh, my goodness!
Rick We just thought we'd drop by and see how we could make out.
Roberta Oh, we're gonna make out?
Boy What if Mrs. Eagle should come in?
Rick Don't worry, we locked the door.
Roberta Yes!
Rick I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
Roberta I'm coming, too!
Boy Baby, that was crazy.
Roberta We've only just begun!
Debbie Oh, Mr. Greenfeld, you're so strong.
Customer Yes, that's the one.
Nick Oh, let me help you.
Tammy No, please, it's alright.
Nick No, come on. I'm sorry.
Tammy I'll bet.
Nick $8.75, please.
Debbie What time is it, Mr. Greenfeld?
Mr. Greenfeld It's 5:30, Debbie.
Debbie Oh, so that means I can go home now.
Mr. Greenfeld Yes, I locked all the doors.
Debbie Oh, Mr. Greenfeld, I've been working here three days, and we still haven't worked on the stockroom, and I really need the extra money.
Mr. Greenfeld You know, Debbie, there are other jobs that you can do—I mean, girls can do—to make a lot of money, and they could be a little more fun.
Debbie Oh, really? Like what?
Mr. Greenfeld Well, you could do little favors, for instance.
Debbie What kind of favors, Mr. Greenfeld?
Mr. Greenfeld Well, I was thinking, I mean it wouldn't hurt, I mean...I'll give you ten dollars if you let me look at your tits!
Debbie Mr. Greenfeld!
Mr. Greenfeld Please, please, I just want to look at your pretty little tits.
Debbie You know we're all good girls.
Mr. Greenfeld Oh, I know that, I know that. But I still want to look at your pretty tits, please. Ten dollars. Ten dollars, just for a look.
Debbie Ten dollars?
Mr. Greenfeld Ten dollars.
Debbie Well, alright.
Mr. Greenfeld Oh!
Debbie Mr. Greenfeld, you promised!
Mr. Greenfeld I know.
Mr. Greenfeld Look, I'll give you another ten dollars. Just let me touch them, a little bit, please, just a little.
Debbie I don't know.
Mr. Greenfeld Oh, please, please, here, here, take it, please, please. Ten more dollars, ten more dollars. Please. I just want to touch them a little bit, just touch them a little bit, just a little bit, okay? Just a little bit.
Debbie I think that's going a little too far.
Mr. Greenfeld Oh, no, no, no, no, no, just a little touch, just a little touch. Nobody'll know it. It's innocent, really.
Debbie Really?
Mr. Greenfeld Really, really. Please, please.
Debbie Just for a minute?
Mr. Greenfeld Just one minute. Yeah, yeah, please.
Debbie Promise?
Mr. Greenfeld Promise, I promise, I promise, I promise, please!
Debbie Well, okay.
Debbie You promised!
Mr. Greenfeld I'll give you another ten dollars. Just let me suck them, please. Just a little suck on each one. Please? Okay?
Debbie Mr. Greenfeld, we are going a little bit too far.
Mr. Greenfeld I'll give you another ten dollars. Please?
Debbie Well, would you give me twenty dollars for that?
Mr. Greenfeld I'll give you twenty dollars, if it's in my pocket. Take it, please.
Mr. Greenfeld Please, please, please, I just want to suck them a little bit, and then enough. Okay?
Debbie Okay.
Mr. Greenfeld Okay, please.
Debbie Okay.
Debbie Mr. Greenfeld, this is going a little too far. It's a lot too far. If you don't stop right this minute, I'm gonna tell my mother!
Cindy Well, girls, we're certainly not earning enough money to do what we wanted to do.
Roberta Yeah, and it's not as if we're working hard enough for it. Just avoiding Mr. Hardwick's hands in the shop is hard enough for me.
Tammy You too? I don't know what Nick has in mind, but it certainly isn't selling records.
Lisa Every time I turn around on the tennis court, that Hamilton's there. I don't know how many times I've bumped into him.
Cindy And, Annie, I certainly don't think Mr. Bradly's got just car washing in mind for us this weekend.
Annie This certainly isn't working out like we planned, huh, girls?
Donna No. No, no.
Debbie Hey, girls, what's the matter? Who's died? Come on, pep up! Let's get our money together and see what we've got.
Roberta We already know it's nowhere near enough. Even if you brought in a bundle, we wouldn't have made enough for the week.
Debbie Well, count this.
Annie Hey, Debbie.
Tammy Goodness, Debbie, that's about 30% of all we've raised.
Annie Well, what are you doing that we're not?
Debbie This, my dear ladies.
Tammy Debbie, what are you saying?
Debbie Well, this is what they want.
Cindy You mean all you do is shake your tits and you make all that money?
Debbie No, not exactly, a little kissing and sucking.
Roberta Who did the kissing and sucking?
Debbie Well, Mr. Greenfeld, of course. He was desperate for it—kept offering me money to go further—but I just drew the line at a certain point.
Tammy I don't know, Debbie. How do you keep things from getting any further?
Roberta Yeah, I can just see Mr. Hardwick when I tell him he can touch me, but not too much.
Debbie Listen, girls, there's money to be had, fast money. And we don't have to do anything more than what we do with our boyfriends. And they certainly have fun, don't they? And we're all still virgins, aren't we?
Annie Well, most of us are.
Roberta What do you mean by that?
Annie Well I was just wondering, since I saw a certain someone's boyfriend going into the locker room, after we left.
Debbie Well, it doesn't matter to us what she does with her boyfriend. To us she's still a virgin. Anyway, she could probably give us some good advice.
Donna Well, listen, if we're really serious about this, then let's be honest with each other. We all do things with our boyfriends, and we don't go all the way.
Debbie Exactly. And there are men willing to pay for that fun on our terms.
Annie Yeah.
Tammy But how do you keep it from getting out of hand?
Lisa First down, be firm on what you will do, and what you won't do.
Debbie Exactly, and now I think we should get down to business. Before I go any further, does everyone agree with this method of making extra money?
Cheerleaders Sure. Definitely. Yeah. Sure. That's fine.
Debbie Tammy?
Tammy I guess so, if everyone else says yes.
Debbie Alright. Well, now, what about some techniques?
Tammy I don't know any techniques.
Debbie Look, I know that each one of us has something special to offer that we really don't mind doing.
Donna Yeah, Annie. Your boyfriend seems really happy, and I know you're still a virgin, so what's your secret?
Annie I'll tell you. Okay, who's got a banana?
Cindy I do.
Roberta Hello? Hello? Shit. Hello? Oh, Tom. You fuck, you know you're not supposed to call me on this phone. It's a private line. I know it, I know. It's been a long time. I miss you too. The job is okay. The Hardwicks are really nice. I miss you too, baby. Yeah. I'll meet you at dance class tomorrow. Yeah. No, I promise, Tom. Dance class. Okay? Yeah. Okay. Okay, I'll see you there tomorrow. Bye.
Mrs. Hardwick Well, well, what have we here?
Roberta Oh, fu-...
Mrs. Hardwick Is this what we're paying you for?
Roberta Oh, Mrs. Hardwick.
Mrs. Hardwick Roberta, no, no, no. Roberta, it's fine, Roberta. Oh, don't worry, Roberta. I'm sorry. I was only kidding. Everything's fine, Roberta. Just sit down.
Roberta Mrs. Hardwick.
Mrs. Hardwick It's quite alright, Roberta. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Roberta I didn't mean to take the time from work, Mrs. Hardwick.
Mrs. Hardwick That's quite alright, Roberta. Now, Roberta, it's quite alright. Let's sit and talk for a minute.
Roberta What do you want to talk about?
Mrs. Hardwick Our own things. I mean, your thing, and my thing, and Mr. Hardwick's thing. Everything's just gonna be fine.
Roberta Mrs. Hardwick, what are you doing?
Mrs. Hardwick Well, Roberta, we all have our own thing. You have your candle, and I like it when Mr. Hardwick...
Mr. Hardwick When Mr. Hardwick is doing what? Am I interrupting something? Please let me interrupt anyway.
Mrs. Hardwick Oh, Roberta, stay.
Mr. Hardwick Yeah.
Roberta Mr. and Mrs. Hardwick!
Mrs. Hardwick Now, now, Roberta.
Mr. Hardwick Roberta, remember I talked about that earning some extra money with a special job?
Roberta Mr. Hardwick, Mrs. Hardwick, I didn't know that's what you had in mind for the special job.
Mr. Hardwick Well, it'll earn you a lot of money. It'll pay quite well.
Mrs. Hardwick All you have to do is watch.
Mr. Hardwick That's right.
Mrs. Hardwick You'll understand.
Roberta He's taking his clothes off.
Mrs. Hardwick You'll understand.
Roberta Oh, Mr. Hardwick, you have a nice body.
Mr. Hardwick Ah, thank you, so do you. Let me see. Don't be afraid, don't be shy.
Mrs. Hardwick Oh, it feels so good. Doesn't it, Roberta?
Mr. Hardwick Is she wet?
Mrs. Hardwick Oh, she's so wet! Are you ready, Roberta?
Mrs. Hardwick I think she's ready, dear.
Mr. Hardwick Good.
Roberta Mr. Hardwick!
Roberta Mr. Hardwick!
Cindy We've gotta try. We need the money.
Annie Must be nobody home. What are we gonna do?
Cindy Let's wash the car anyway.
Annie We can't do that. He's not here.
Cindy Sure, I know where the stuff is. I'll go get it.
Annie I don't know.
Annie Hey, cut it out. Come on, get to work. You work on that side, I'll do the other side.
Cindy Oh, alright.
Cindy Yeah, let's get this car done quick, before Mr. Bradly gets home. You think Mr. Bradly will go for it?
Annie Well, Debbie said they all want it. I know Mr. Bradly looked at me like that.
Cindy If Debbie can get forty from hers, I can get a hundred from mine.
Annie Well, at least between the two of us we ought to be able to.
Cindy Okay, I'm gonna hose it down.
Annie Alright, good. I'll get out of the way.
Cindy Okay.
Annie Hey, cut it out! You're getting me all wet again!
Cindy Aww.
Cindy Ahh, no, stop! Come on!
Mr. Bradly Why are you girls washing the car in the rain?
Cindy Oh, what's wrong?
Annie Well, we're waiting for the sun to come out.
Mr. Bradly Listen, you girls better get inside and dry off, huh?
Annie Okay, we're gonna change our clothes. Thanks. It's right here.
Mr. Bradly Yeah, well...I think you ought to...oh...I'm sorry.
Annie Oh, excuse me, Mr. Bradly.
Mr. Bradly No, it's alright. Why don't you go in there and change. I think you're really soaking, soaking wet.
Mr. Bradly Well, why don't you girls go upstairs and change before you get pneumonia.
Cindy You sure there isn't anything else we could do for you, Mr. Bradly?
Mr. Bradly Yes, there is, but I don't think you'd understand.
Annie You'd be surprised at what we understand.
Cindy Mr. Bradly, we're not just washing cars anymore.
Mr. Bradly Well, I really don't think you'd be into what I have in mind.
Cindy You'd be surprised at what we're into, Mr. Bradly.
Mr. Bradly You're serious, aren't you?
Cindy Oh, yes.
Annie Oh, very serious.
Mr. Bradly How can I be sure you aren't gonna tell anybody?
Cindy We wouldn't tell anybody, Mr. Bradly. Would we Annie?
Annie This is between you and us.
Mr. Bradly If I ask you to undress, how much would it cost me?
Rikki and Annie Ten dollars.
Cindy We've never done anything like this before, Mr. Bradly.
Annie You're our very first customer.
Annie How's that, Mr. Bradly? Is that what you wanted?
Mr. Bradly Yes, absolutely beautiful! Beautiful!
Mr. Bradly Wait a minute, wait a minute, girls.
Cindy Is there anything else we can do for you, Mr. Bradly?
Mr. Bradly I'll give you $25 if you let me kiss you all over.
Annie Yeah, that'd be fine, Mr. Bradly.
Cindy Fine, Mr. Bradley.
Mr. Bradly I mean really all over, girls.
Annie That's okay.
Mr. Bradly Come on, girls.
Mr. Bradly All so nice and wet!
Mr. Bradly I don't believe this.
Mr. Bradly Do you know how long I've waited for you?
Mr. Bradly You feel so good. You don't know what you're doing to me.
Mr. Bradly You're driving me crazy. You're so wet.
Mr. Bradly Oh, yeah. Oh, God.
Mr. Bradly Isn't that something? I've never felt so good.
Mr. Bradly You taste so good.
Mr. Bradly I feel so preserved.
Annie We know we can help you.
Mr. Bradly I don't care what it costs. I don't care. I just want you to help.
Mr. Bradly I want you right now.
Mr. Bradly You'll drive me insane.
Annie Fuck me in the ass! Oh! Oh! Oh! Fuck me in the ass!
Annie Fuck me! Oh! Oh! Fuck me! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Mr. Bradly Oh, my God, I think I hear my wife coming!
Tim Donna! Wait up! How about seeing me later today? You know, we haven't seen each other for almost a week!
Donna I really can't tonight. I have to work here till five, and then I have a babysitting job.
Tim Well, damn, Donna, this is really crazy! I don't even get a chance to speak to you anymore!
Donna Call me later on tonight.
Donna Good afternoon, Mr. Biddle.
Mr. Biddle Why, hello, Donna. How are you today?
Donna Fine, sir.
Mr. Biddle Lovely day, isn't it, Donna?
Donna Yes, it is, Mr. Biddle.
Mr. Biddle Donna, I understand you girls have formed a company. How's it coming along?
Donna Oh, everyone is coming fine.
Mr. Biddle You think you'll be able to raise the amount of money you need?
Donna I certainly hope so. We've added on a few new services, you know.
Mr. Biddle Oh, what are they?
Donna This isn't exactly the place for details. But I can tell you that there's something for everybody. And everybody likes something.
Mr. Biddle Well, that sounds intriguing. You must keep me informed. Donna, I have to go to the office now. Would you mind keeping an eye on things here?
Donna Yes, sir.
Mr. Biddle Thank you very much.
Donna Tim! Mr. Biddle's coming right back! You're not supposed to be here!
Tim Even if I'm so desperate for you I could jump off a bridge?
Donna Especially not in that condition.
Tim Oh, come on, baby. It feels like weeks since I've seen you. I'm going nuts.
Donna Mr. Biddle's coming right back. You know we don't have any time.
Tim Come on, Donna, you've gotta do something. Look at me!
Donna Seriously, Tim. This isn't the place.
Tim Baby, you've got to do something. Come on, we've got the time.
Donna Okay, okay. You want me to show you what my girlfriends showed me?
Tim Sure. Anything.
Tim Oh, baby, you're beautiful.
Tim What have you and your friends been doing, babe?
Donna Oh, wait and see.
Tim Oh, God, this is a dream come true. I missed four passes yesterday. I couldn't take it.
Tim Oh, baby!
Tim You're wonderful!
Tim Pull it, baby. Pull it. Pull it with your hand, baby.
Tim Oh, baby!
Tim Oh, yeah!
Tim Baby, don't choke. Stay alive.
Tim Oh, yeah! Oh, baby!
Tim Pull the head. Pull it. Pull the head. Pull it. Oh, baby! Oh, pull the head. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. Pull it.
Tim Oh, yeah! Oh, baby!
Tim Pull the head. Pull it. Pull the head.
Tim That's it!
Tim Pull the head. Pull it.
Tim That's it!
Tim Oh, baby!
Mr. Biddle What in the world? Tim! I want you to leave immediately! Get out of here, this minute! Come back here! Come back here! You'll report to me to my office first thing in the morning!
Mr. Biddle Young lady, this is outrageous! You come with me to my office, right now!
Donna Yes, Mr. Biddle.
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Donna Please, Mr. Biddle. Just don't tell my parents! Please! Please, Mr. Biddle, please, please don't tell my parents! I beg you, please don't tell them! They'll kill me!
Mr. Biddle I am really surprised at you, Donna. You know the rules here. How could you so wantonly break them?
Donna I'm sorry, Mr. Biddle. I didn't mean to break a rule! I swear to God I'll never do it again! Just don't call and tell my parents!
Mr. Biddle Your parents should know. They're the ones to deal with this. Alright, stop crying. Stop crying. I won't tell your parents. I won't tell your parents!
Donna Please.
Mr. Biddle What you need, young lady, is a good spanking!
Donna Oh, I don't care, just don't tell my parents!
Mr. Biddle And I'm just the one to give it to you.
Mr. Biddle Get over here.
Donna Don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me! Ow!
Mr. Biddle Now, just what is all this about this company you girls have formed?
Donna Please don't tell, Mr. Biddle!
Mr. Biddle What kind of services are you providing?
Donna Please don't tell, Mr. Biddle!
Mr. Biddle You girls.
Donna I didn't do anything wrong. Ow! Ow!
Donna Wha-...I'll do anything you ask. Anything.
Mr. Biddle What do you mean "anything?"
Donna Well, well, what would you like?
Mr. Biddle What would I like?
Donna Try anything you like. Just please don't tell my parents.
Mr. Biddle Do you mean it? Anything?
Donna Yes, Mr. Biddle, anything.
Mr. Biddle Well, are you sure?
Donna Yes, Mr. Biddle.
Mr. Biddle What I've always wanted to do was pull off your skirt and take down your pants and spank your bare bottom.
Donna That's okay, Mr. Biddle.
Mr. Biddle Are you serious?
Donna Yes, Mr. Biddle.
Mr. Biddle You alright?
Donna Yes, Mr. Biddle, whatever you say.
Mr. Biddle Will that cost me very much?
Donna I'll leave that entirely up to you. Please, please.
Mr. Biddle Well, alright.
Donna Just don't hurt me, Mr. Biddle. Please?
Donna Ow! Oh! Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow! Just don't hurt me, Mr. Biddle! Ow! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow, ow!
Mr. Biddle It's really not a bad idea, this company you girls have formed.
Tim God, are we in trouble? What did he say?
Donna Don't worry about it. I talked to him, and everything is okay.
Tim Really?
Donna Yeah, he's really an alright guy.
Tim Well, I wonder why he's being so cool about it.
Donna Well, just don't worry about it. Be glad.
Tim Hey, you know, I guess I just don't know human nature. What can I say?
Ashly ⟨She wears no underwear,⟩ you say?
Hamilton Yep. She's sixteen, pretty, and she'll definitely play.
Ashly Isn't that sort of dangerous?
Hamilton Don't worry about it, Ashly. We'll work around it. It's gonna cost you, though, Ash.
Ashly Well, I don't know.
Hamilton Oh, here she comes right now. You can see for yourself.
Lisa Here are the towels you wanted. Should I quit for the day?
Hamilton One more thing, Lisa—thank you very much—would you get me that clipboard over there by the phone?
Lisa Sure thing.
Lisa Here's your clipboard, Hamilton.
Hamilton Thanks, Lisa.
Lisa Can I leave now?
Hamilton No. Wait, first I'd like you to meet my friend, Ashly. Ashly, Lisa.
Lisa How do you do?
Ashly Hi, Lisa.
Hamilton I was telling Ashly about you and your friends, and the services you perform.
Ashly Yeah, tell me, is there anything you girls don't do?
Lisa Oh, well, you know, we're good girls, and I think you know what I mean by that. But, you know, whatever we can't give you, we make up in enthusiasm.
Ashly Sounds good.
Hamilton Lisa, Ashly and I will be finished with this game in just a few minutes. Would you bring us a few fresh towels and meet us in the locker room?
Lisa Sure thing, guys.
Hamilton Thank you very much.
Lisa Catch you later.
Hamilton Come on, Ash.
Hamilton You're gonna have one hell of a night tonight, Ashly.
Ashly Yeah?
Hamilton Yeah, what do you say? Let's head for the showers, huh?
Hamilton I tell you, these babes are really something. You got to see them—sixteen years old, built like this.
Ashly Sounds good.
Hamilton You're gonna like it. You've never had anything like it before in your life.
Lisa Oh, my God.
Hamilton Don't let it scare you, honey. You'll have the time of your life.
Mr. Greenfeld Oh, Debbie, you look great, oh. You know, we can't go on like this, it's killing me. I mean, can't we do something more?
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Debbie But, Mr. Greenfeld, we girls promised ourselves that we wouldn't spoil ourselves for our future husbands.
Mr. Greenfeld You know, but there are other things you can do that won't spoil you.
Debbie Well, I guess the other girls are more experienced in matters like that.
Mr. Greenfeld Oh, yeah, yeah, well, look, I don't want the other girls. I want you. Look, I'll make you a deal. Okay? I'll put up all the money for your trip to Texas. Okay? Well, I'll also pay for your other girlfriends' hotel expenses if they don't have the money in two weeks. Okay?
Debbie Oh, Mr. Greenfeld, that's wonderful! But what am I gonna have to do?
Mr. Greenfeld Well, we'll work something out, okay? It...well, it'll be a surprise.
Lisa Hello? Oh, hi, Tam, how have you been? Oh, you don't need me. Yeah, I did it yesterday. It was a cinch, you know? Real fun—you ought to enjoy it. Oh, come on. You know, don't be scared, it's okay. It really is easy, gosh. But you know, it'll cost for you, too. Do you really think so? If you're sure. Anything for the old cause. Catch you later, okay? Bye-bye.
Nick How are you girls doing today?
Tammy The other girls are doing fine.
Nick What about you?
Tammy I seem to be trailing behind.
Nick And why is that?
Tammy I guess I just need more time.
Lisa Hi, I'm Lisa.
Tammy Hi, Lisa.
Lisa You know, Tammy and I are both in Teen Services Company, and she tells me that you're interested in what we have to offer.
Nick What do you have to offer?
Lisa Oh, anything.
Nick You mean you'll do anything I like?
Tammy Not anything.
Lisa Oh, but I'm sure we can work it out.
Nick Oh, definitely we can work it out. Tammy, go lock up.
Tammy Alright.
Nick You mean I can have anything?
Lisa Almost.
Nick What'll it cost me?
Lisa Oh, we'll leave that up to you.
Debbie Greenfeld! I'm here, dressed as you wanted me!
Mr. Greenfeld Debbie, this is Mr. Greenfeld. Please lock the doors and come up to the mezzanine level.
Debbie Uh huh.
Debbie Mr. Greenfeld? Mr. Greenfeld? Mr. Greenfeld? Mr. Greenfeld, where are you?
Mr. Greenfeld Debbie.
Debbie Mr. Greenfeld!
Mr. Greenfeld Debbie.
Mr. Greenfeld Debbie. Debbie.
Debbie Mr. Greenfeld.
Mr. Greenfeld Debbie.
Debbie Mr. Greenfeld.
Mr. Greenfeld Debbie. Debbie.
Mr. Greenfeld Oh! Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to be captain of the football team. But I was too small. But I had one thing that was big enough.
Debbie My, Mr. Greenfeld, how big you are!
Mr. Greenfeld I've always dreamed of being a quarterback, and making love to the captain of the cheerleaders!
Debbie Am I doing alright, Mr. Greenfeld?
Mr. Greenfeld Oh, yeah.
Debbie Do you want me to take your pants down?
Mr. Greenfeld Do it.
Debbie Oh, Greenfeld, you're so strong!
Mr. Greenfeld That's because I eat my Wheaties every day.
Mr. Greenfeld So tight! So tight!
Debbie Oh, Mr. Greenfeld!
Debbie Oh, Mr. Greenfeld!
Debbie Oh, Mr. Greenfeld!
Debbie Oh, Mr. Greenfeld!
Debbie Oh, Mr. Greenfeld!
Debbie Oh, Mr. Greenfeld!
Debbie Oh, Mr. Greenfeld!
Debbie Mr. Greenfeld!
Debbie Mr. Greenfeld!
Debbie Oh, Mr. Greenfeld!
Mr. Greenfeld Coming!
Narrator This is red-white Dallas special.
TOUCHDOWN FOR MR. GREENFELD
SCORE ONE FOR DEBBIE
NEXT....
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