# What Will He Do With It? (Belford)/Book 1/Chapter 12

CHAPTER XII.
The next day the sitting was renewed; but Waife did not go out, and the conversation was a little more restrained; or rather, Waife had the larger share init. The comedian, when he pleased, could certainly be very entertaining. It was not so much in what he said, as his manner of saying it. He was a strange combination of sudden extremes, at one while on a tone of easy but not undignified familiarity with his visitors, as if their equal in position, their superior in years; then abruptly, humbly, deprecating, almost obsequious, almost servile; and then, again, jerked, as it were, into pride and stiffness, falling back, as if the effort were impossible, into meek dejection. Still, the prevalent character of the man's mood and talk was social, quaint, cheerful. Evidently he was, by original temperament, a droll and joyous humorist, with high animal spirits; and, withal, an infantine simplicity at times, like the clever man who never learns the world, and is always taken in.
A circumstance, trifling in itself, but suggestive of speculation either as to the character or antecedent circumstances of Gentleman Waife, did not escape Vance's observation. Since his Tupture with Mr. Rugge, there was a considerable amelioration in that affection of the trachea which, while his engagement with Rugge lasted, had rendered the comedian's dramatic talents unavailable on the stage. He now expressed himself without the pathetic hoarseness or cavernous wheeze which had previously thrown a wet blanket over his efforts at discourse. But Vance put no very stern construction on the dissimulation which this change seemed to denote. Since Waife was still one-eyed and a cripple, he might very excusable shrink from reappearance on the stage, and affect a third infirmity to save his pride from the exhibition of the two infirmities that were genuine.
That which most puzzled Vance was that which had most puzzled the Cobbler—What could the man once have been?​—how fallen so low?—for fall it was! that was clear. The painter, though not himself of patrician extraction, had been much in the best society. He had been a petted favorite in great houses. He had travelled. He had seen the world. He had the habits and the instincts of good society.
Now, in what the French term the beau monde, there are little traits that reveal those who have entered it—certain tricks of phrase, certain modes of expression—even the pronunciation of familiar words, even the modulation of an accent. A man of the most refined bearing may not have these peculiarities; a man, otherwise coarse and brusque in his manner, may. The slang of the beau monde is quite apart from the code of high-breeding. Now and then, something in Waife's talk seemed to show that he had lighted on that beau-world; now and then, that something wholly vanished. So that Vance might have said, "He has been admitted there, not inhabited it."
Yet Vance could not feel sure, after all; comedians are such takes-in. But was the man, by the profession of his earlier life, a comedian? Vance asked the question adroitly.
"You must have taken to the stage young?" said he.
"The stage!" said Waife. "If you mean the public stage—no. I have acted pretty often in youth, even in childhood, to amuse others; never professionally to support myself, till Mr. Ragge civilly engaged me four years ago."
"Is it possible—with your' excellent "education! But pardon me; I have hinted my surprise at your late vocation before, and it displeased you."
"Displeased me!" said Waife, with an abject, depressed manner; "I hope I said nothing that would have misbecome a poor broken vagabond like me. I am no prince in disguise—a good-for-nothing varlet, who should be too grateful to have something to keep himself from a dung-hill."
Lionel. "Don't talk so. And but for your accident you might now be the great attraction on the metropolitan stage. Who does not respect a really fine actor?"
Waife (gloomily). "The Metropolitan Stage! I was talked into it; I am glad even of the accident that saved me—say no more of that, no more of that. But I have spoiled your sitting: Sophy, you see, has left her chair."
"I have done for to-day," said Vance; "to-morrow, and my task is ended."
Lionel came up to Vance and whispered to him; the painter, after a pause, nodded silently, and then said to Waife—
"We are going to enjoy the fine weather on the Thames (af​ter I have put away these things), and shall return to our inn—not far hence—to sup, at eight o'clock. Supper is our principal meal—we rarely spoil our days by the ceremonial of a formal dinner. Will you do us the favor to sup with us? Our host has a wonderful whiskey, which, when raw, is Glenlivat, but, refined into toddy, is nectar. Bring your pipe, and let us hear John Kemble again."
Waife's face lighted up. "You are most kind; nothing I should like so much. But—" and the light fled, the face darkened—"but no; I can not—you don't know—that is—I—I have made a vow to myself to decline all such temptations. I humbly beg you'll excuse me."
Vance. "Temptations! of what kind—the whiskey-toddy?"
Waife (puffing away a sigh). "Ah, yes; whiskey-toddy if you please. Perhaps I once loved a glass too well, and could not resist a glass too much now; and if I once broke the rule, and became a tippler, what would happen to Juliet Araminta? For her sake, don't press me!"
"Oh, do go, Grandy; he never drinks—never any thing stronger than tea, I assure you, Sir; it can't be that."
"It is, silly child, and nothing else," said Waife positively—drawing himself up. "Excuse me."
Lionel began brushing his hat with his sleeve, and his face worked; at last he said, "Well, Sir, then may I ask another favor? Mr. Vance and I are going to-morrow, after the sitting, to see Hampton Court; we have kept that excursion to the last before leaving these parts. Would you and little Sophy come with us in the boat? we will have no whiskey-toddy, and we will bring you both safe home."
Waife. "What—I—what—I! You are very young, Sir—a gentleman born and bred, I'll swear; and you to be scen, perhaps by some of your friends or family, with an old vagrant like me, in the Queen's palace—the public gardens! I should be the vilest wretch if I took such advantage of your goodness. 'Pretty company,' they would say, 'you have got into.' With me—with me! Don't be alarmed, Mr. Vance—not to be thought of."
The young men were deeply affected.
"I can't accept that reason," said Lionel, tremulously. "Though I must not presume to derange your habits. But she may go with us, mayn't she? We'll take care of her, and she is dressed so plainly and neatly, and looks such a little lady" (turning to Vance).
"Yes, let her come with us," said the artist, benevolently; ​though he by no means shared in Lionel's enthusiastic desire for her company. He thought she would be greatly in their way.
"Heaven bless you both!" answered Waife; "and she wants a holiday; she shall have it."
"I'd rather stay with you, Grandy; you'll be so lone."
"No, I wish to be out all to-morrow—the investment! I shall not be alone—making friends with our future companion, Sophy."
"And can do without me already?—heigh-ho!"
Vance. "So that's settled; good-by to you."