# Joan, The Curate/Chapter 2

Hurst Court, where Lieutenant Tregenna presented himself next day, by Squire Waldron's most obliging and pressing invitation, was an ugly Georgian house just outside the village of Hurst, standing in an extensive but little-cultivated park, much of which was in a primitive condition of gorse and tangle and unclipped, undersized trees.
The mansion itself was not in the heart of the park, but was built near the road, with nothing but a little stretch of grass and a wooden fence between.
A great baying of hounds and noise of disputing men-servants were the sounds which greeted the lieutenant when he arrived at the house. Even before entering, he had formed, both from this circumstance and from the extent of the stables, some idea of the sort of rollick​ing, happy-go-lucky, rough country household he was to expect; and he had scarcely set foot inside the wide and lofty hall when the onrush of half a dozen barking dogs, the crowding into the hall of three or four gawky men-servants, and the entrance of the squire himself, in a scarlet coat, with a loud and hearty greeting on his lips, fully confirmed this impression.
"Welcome, welcome to Hurst Court, lieutenant!" cried his host, seizing him by the hand with a grip like a blacksmith's, and promptly leading him in the direction of the music-room, across a floor where a couple of stag-hounds were lying lazily stretched out, and between walls laden with antlers and the grinning pates of three or four score foxes. "You should have come a couple of hours sooner; for the ladies have a mind to show you their Dutch garden, and to regale you with some music before we dine. I know not, sir, whether such diversions are to your taste, or whether your liking runs more in the direction of fox-hunting and the shooting of game, as mine does? I have no taste, myself, for your finicking London modes; but I'm told that the young bucks nowadays pride themselves ​more on cutting a fine figure in the ladies' drawing-rooms than in sitting a horse well and riding straight to hounds."
"Nay, squire, it will give me vast pleasure to hear the ladies' music," said Lieutenant Tregenna, when his host's volubility allowed him the chance of answering. "'Tis a diversion one can enjoy but seldom so far from town."
"Nay, we have better diversions here than those," said the squire disparagingly. "But my wife and daughters will be prodigious pleased that you are not of my way of thinking. For a stranger in these parts is a mighty welcome arrival, I assure you, and like to be made much of."
Indeed, it was quite perceptible to the lieutenant that there was a flutter of excitement going on in the music-room up to the very moment of his entrance; and the welcome he got from the squire's wife and two daughters was quite as sincere, though not so tempestuous, as that of the host himself.
For Mrs. Waldron and the two young misses, her daughters, were quite as much in love with the pleasures of the town as the husband and ​father was with those of the country. And in dress, manner, conversation, and tone they marked the difference between themselves and him as ostentatiously as possible.
Thus, while the squire wore the old-fashioned Ramillies wig, with its bush of powdered hair at the sides, and long pigtail tied at the top and bottom with black ribbon, and the loosely-fitting scarlet coat which he had worn for any number of years, his good wife and two round-faced, simpering daughters were all attired in the latest modes of the town.
They all three wore the loose sacque or negligee, which was then the height of fashion; they tottered about in slim-heeled shoes, under huge hoops which swayed as they walked; while their hair was all dressed in the same way—knotted up tightly under the smallest and closest of caps, making their heads look singularly small and mean, when compared with the enormous width of their distended skirts.
They all seemed the most amiable of living creatures; and Lieutenant Tregenna found at last the sympathy he wanted when he expressed that horror and hatred of smugglers which was at present the ruling passion of his mind. The ​squire had left him with the ladies, and he had been entertaining them with an account of the adventure of the preceding night.
"And I can assure you, madam," he said to his hostess, when they had hung attentively on his words, and cried, "Wretch!" "Villains!" "How monstrous shocking!" at appropriate intervals, "that so deep-rooted has this evil become, that even the parson and his young daughter appeared to grieve more for the smuggler whom I wounded than they did for the poor fellow whom the ruffians shot!"
"His daughter! Oh, do you mean Mistress Joan?" said Mrs. Waldron, pursing her mouth a little. "Sure, sir, what would you expect from a country-bred wench like that, who tramps the villages and moors with her father like a man, and is almost as much among these fearsome wretches, the smugglers, as if she were their own kin?"
"Oh, la, sir; you must know they call her 'the curate,'" cried one of the young ladies, tittering, and looking languishingly at the visitor out of her little pink-rimmed eyes with the whitish eyelashes; "for she's quite as useful in his parish as he is."
​"And I'm sure 'tis a very rational diversion for a girl of her tastes," said her sister. "You must know, sir, that she has never seen a play, nor any of the diversions of the town, and that she fills up her time twittering on a dulcimer to her father, and has barely so much as heard of the harpsichord."
"I don't wonder you was affronted by her Gothic behavior," went on Mrs. Waldron; "but sure 'tis very excusable in a girl who has no polish, no refinement, and who takes no more care of her complexion than if she was a dairymaid."
Tregenna felt considerable surprise at the storm of reprobation which he had brought down on the head of poor Joan. For he could not know that the young men of the neighborhood, and even Bertram, the squire's son, all showed a most boorish preference for handsome, straight-limbed Joan, with her free bearing and her ready tongue, over the fine ladies of Hurst Court; and that, at the Hastings assemblies, and at such routs as were given in the neighborhood, Joan had more partners than any one else, though her gown was seldom of the latest mode, and her only fan ​was one which had belonged to her grandmother.
"Nay; I honor and admire her for helping her father," said the lieutenant, hastily. "I did but grieve that a young lady of so much spirit should take so wrong-headed a view of the matter."
"Your consideration is wasted upon her, sir, indeed," said Mrs. Waldron. "But hush! here comes her father with the squire."
There was no possibility of mistaking the loud, deep, cheery voice of Parson Langney, which could be heard even above the barking of the hounds, which was the first greeting given to every visitor. The next moment the door opened, and Parson Langney, the squire, and his son Bertram, entered, to be joined a few minutes later by a couple of country gentlemen more clownish than their host.
Bertram Waldron was an unhappy cross between the country breeding of his father and the town airs and graces of the ladies. For while he affected the modish cut of the town in his clothes, swore the latest oaths, and swaggered about with a great assumption of the manners of the beau, his rusticity peeped ​out every moment in his gait, and in his strong provincial accent.
When they all trooped into the dining-parlor, where a huge sirloin was placed smoking on the table, it was not long before the stranger perceived that the sympathy he had met with from the ladies was not shared by the gentlemen.
Not only did they express but faint interest in his collision with the smugglers, and profess the greatest incredulity as to the alleged magnitude of their operations, but by the time the ladies had retired, it began to be hinted to him pretty freely, as the decanters passed round, that the less zeal he showed in the prosecution of his raids against the "free-traders," the more his discretion would be respected.
"Gad, sir; I don't say theirs is an honest trade," said the squire, whose face assumed a purplish and apoplectic tint as the meal wore on; "but I say that 'tis best to let sleeping dogs lie; and that your soldiers will do a monstrous sight more harm than good by driving the trade into wilder parts, where the fellows can be more daring and more dangerous. And what I say to you, who are but a young ​man, and hot with zeal, is this: that the easier you take things, the easier things will take you. And if you won't trust the advice of a man of my experience—why, ask the parson there, and take his."
"Gad's my life, sir; but I can take no man's advice who bids me do aught but what seems to me my duty!" cried the young lieutenant with fire. He was incensed at the laxity of morals, which he now perceived to have permeated to every class of society in the neighborhood. "I'm here, under the orders of his Majesty—the stringent orders—to put down smuggling and the wrecking connected with it. And what I'm sent to do, I'll do, please God, no matter what the difficulties in my way may be, nor what the dangers!"
His words were followed by a dead, an ominous silence.
The day was dying now, and the red fire that glowed and flickered in the wide hearth showed strange lights and shadows on the painted ceiling, the painted and paneled walls, the long spindle-legged sideboard, where more wine was waiting for the jovial band at the table.
​The country gentleman, one and all, looked up at the ceiling during the pause.
Before any one spoke, there came to the ears of all a sound which was easily distinguished as the gallop of horses, accompanied by the loud shouts of men, the cracking of whips, the creaking of heavy wheels. Lieutenant Tregenna who was near the window, jumped up, and looked out, as a wagon, piled high with kegs, and surrounded by a band of half a dozen armed men on horseback, dashed past the house and up the hill towards the village.
"Smugglers, as I live!" cried Tregenna, much excited, and turning to attract the attention of the rest.
But not a man of them moved; not one so much as turned his head in the direction of the window.
The blood flew to the young man's brain. "Gentlemen!" cried he, as he dashed across the room to the door; "you will excuse me. You, squire, are a justice of the peace; and I must do my best to bring some of these rascals before you, when, I doubt not, you will do your duty towards them—and towards the king!"
With that he swung out of the heated room, ​seized his hat and his heavy riding-coat which lay in the hall, and dashed down the lawn cutting across to the left, just as a party of soldiers came riding fast up the hill in full pursuit of the smugglers.
"A d——d coxcombical puppy!" cried one of the husky squires, as he watched the stalwart figure of the young lieutenant making his way rapidly past the window. "What does he want setting up his joodgment against ours, and presuming for to think he's a better subject of his Majesty than what we be?"
"Let 'un be! Let 'un be!" said the third squire, grimly. "There's no need to worrit ourselves about him. If he doesn't get a bullet in his head before many days be over, why, you may eat me for a Frenchman, and bury my bones at the cross-roads."
And the rest of the company, with only one protesting voice, that of Parson Langney, who said the lad had no fault but youth, and he hoped he would come to no hurt, filled up their glasses and smacked their lips over the famous port, and never asked themselves whether it had paid duty; for, indeed, there was no mystery about that.