# Humorous Poems/Hallowe'en

HUMOROUS POEMS.
HALLOWE'EN
* ↑ It is thought to be a night, when devils, ⟨witches⟩ and other mischief-making beings, are all abroad ⟨on⟩ their baneful midnight errands; particularly ⟨those⟩ ærial people—the fairies, are said, on that ⟨night⟩, to hold a grand anniversary.
* ↑ Certain little, romantic, rocky, green hills, in ⟨the⟩ neighbourhood of the ancient seat of the Earls ⟨of⟩ Cassilis.
* ↑ A noted cavern, near Colean-house, called the ⟨Cove⟩ of Colean; which, as well Cassilis Downans, ⟨is⟩ famed, in country story, for being a favourite ⟨haunt⟩ of fairies.
* ↑ The famous family of that name, the ancestors of Robert, the great deliverer of his country, were Earls of Carrick.
* ↑ The first ceremony of Hallowe'en is pulling each a stock or plant of kail. They must go out hand in hand, with eyes shut, and pull the first they meet with; its being big or little, straight or crooked, is prophetic of the size and shape of the grand object of all their spells—the husband or wife. If any vird, or earth, stick to the root, that is, tocher, or fortune; and the taste of the castock, that is, the heart of the stem, is indicative of the natural temper and disposition.—Lastly, the stems, or to give them their ordinary appellation,—the runts, are placed somewhere above the lead of the door; and the Christian names of the people whom chance brings into the house, are, according to the priority of placing the runts, the names in question.
* ↑ They go to the barn-yard, and pull each, at three several times, a stalk of oats. If the third stalk wants the top-pickle, that is, the grain at the top of the stalk, the party in question will come to the marriage-bed any thing but a maid.
* ↑ When the corn is in a doubtful state, by being too green or wet, the stack-builder, by means of old timber, &c. makes a large apartment in his stack, with an opening in the side which is most exposed to the wind; this he calls a Fause-house.
* ↑ Burning the nuts is a favourite charm.—They name the lad and lass to each particular nut, as they lay them in the fire; and accordingly as they burn quietly together, or start from beside one another, the issue of the courtship will be.
* ↑ Whoever would, with success, try this spell, must strictly observe these directions:—Steal out, all alone, to the kiln, and, darkling, throw into the pot a clue of blue yarn; wind it in a new clue off the old one; and, towards the latter end, something will hold the thread; demand, 'Wha hauds?' that is, 'Who holds?' An answer will be returned from the kiln pot, by naming the Christian and Sirname of your future spouse.
* ↑ Take a candle, and go alone to a looking-glass; eat an apple before it; and, some traditions say, you should comb your hair all the time: the face of your conjugal companion to be, will be seen in the glass, as peeping over your shoulder.
* ↑ Steal out unperceived, and sow a handful of hemp seed, harrowing it with any thing you can conveniently draw after you. Repeat now and then, 'Hemp-seed, I saw thee, hemp-seed, I saw thee; and him (or her) that is to be my true-love, come after me and pou thee.' Look over your left shoulder, and you will see the appearance of the person invoked in the attitude of pulling hemp. Some traditions say, 'Come after me, and show thee;' that is, 'Show thyself;' in which case it simply appears. Others omit the harrowing, and say, 'Come after me and harrow thee.'
* ↑ This charm must likewise be performed unperceived and alone. You go to the barn, and open both doors, taking them off their hinges, if possible; for there is danger that the being about to appear, may shut the doors, and do you some mischief. Then take that instrument used in winnowing the corn, which, in our country dialect, we call a wecht, and go through all the attitudes of letting down corn against the wind: Repeat it three times, and the third time an apparition will pass through the barn, in at the windy door, and out at the other, having both the figure in question, and the appearance and retinue marking the employment or station in life.
* ↑ Take an opportunity of going, unnoticed, to a bear-stack, and fathom it three times round. The last fathom of the last time, you will cach in your arms the appearance of your future conjugal yoke-fellow.
* ↑ You go out, one or more (for this is a social spell), to a south running spring or rivulet, where three lairds' lands meet, and dip your left shirt-sleeve; go to bed, in sight of a fire, and hang your wet sleeve before it to dry; lie awake, and, sometime before midnight, an apparition, having the exact figure of the grand object in question, will come and turn the sleeve, as if to dry the other side of it.
* ↑ Take three dishes, put clean water in one, foul water in another, and leave the third empty; blindfold a person, and lead him to the hearth, where the dishes are ranged; he or she dips the left land: if, by chance, in the clean water, the future husband or wife will come to the bar of matrimony a maid; if in the foul, a widow; if in the empty dish, it foretells, with equal certainty, no marriage at all. It is repeated three times; and every time the arrangement of the dishes is altered.
* ↑ Sowans, with butter instead of milk to them is always the Hallowe'en supper.