# Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) (season 3)

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## Season 3
### Beneath These Streets

    [Splinter attacks the turtles and throws them around the lair]
    Splinter: You are losing your fighting edge, my turtles. Were it Shredder who attacked you, he would not be so lenient.
    Raphael: Aw, come on, Master Splinter, we already sent chrome-dome and Krang to the Earth's core.
    Michelangelo: Yeah, right. Those dudes are totally dusted.
    Splinter: Without positive proof, it would be unwise to assume that Shredder and Krang have been vanquished. Beyond that, may I remind you that you are still crime fighters, and that the streets of this city are still filled with crime. I suggest doing each ninja exercise twice. You obviously need the practice.
    Leonardo: Well, you heard Master Splinter. Let's do it!
[Krang is scolding Shredder after another failed mission]
    Krang: Shredder, you bungling idiot. I should've known better than to listen to you. And another thing....Wait, what are you doing? STOP!!!!
[Shredder rips a metal panel from the Technodrome wall and places it in front of Krang, covering him].
    Shredder: Sometimes, I don't know who I detest more. The Turtles, or you?

### Turtles on Trial

    Leonardo: Let's get him!
    Turtles: Turtle power!
    Michelangelo: Cowabunga!
[Krang calls Shredder just as he is about to defeat the Turtles.]
    Krang: Come in, Shredder.
    Shredder: What perfect timing. I'm just about to destroy the Turtles.
    Krang: Oh no you don't. I want that pleasure to be all mine.
    Shredder: What are you saying?
    Krang: I'm saying let them go. I have the robot now and I intend to destroy them on national television.
    Shredder: I won't, I won't, I won't.
    Krang: You will, you will, you will. Or I'll come looking for you in this thing.
[Ends the call]
    Shredder: You never let me have any fun.
    Leonardo: You don't understand. We're trying to save the world from an invasion by an alien brain from Dimension X.
    Clayton Kellerman: Oh come on, that's a little hard to swallow.
    Raphael: What is? The invasion, the brain or the Dimension X?"
[The Turtles learn from Kellerman that he's going to keep badmouthing them in public despite them having just saved his life.]
    Michaelangelo: Aw, man. What a scuzzbucket.
    Donatello: [To April] Well, at least you still got the video tape of us tangling with Shredder.
    Leonardo: Right. That'll prove we're not villains.
    April O'Neil: Sorry guys, but my camera was totalled during the battle. [shows her camera , which has indeed been totalled.]
    Donatello: Oh great. Our name's still mud in this city. [The turtles turn around disconsolant and start walking home.]
    Michaelangelo: Total bummer, dudes.
    Raphael: Some days it just doesn't pay to come out of your shell.

### Attack of the 50-Foot Irma

    Irma: Please, April. Just one little cookie.
    April: Forget it, Irma.
    Irma: Ooh, oh, look. My favorite flavor of ice cream. Mm.
    Irma: Thank you, turtles. I feel like such an overgrown klutz.
    Leonardo: Now, Irma, it's not that bad.
    Irma: Yes, it is. I'll never be normal again.
    Michelangelo: Aw, lighten up, Irma. It's no biggie.
    Irma: No biggie?! (cries)
    Raphael: Oh, nice work, Michelangelo. You and your big mouth.
    Irma: Big mouth!? Waah!
    Donatello: Hey! Cut it out! I just had my shell turtle-waxed.
    Irma: And I used to think it would be fun to be tall!
    Raphael: No, Irma, don't!
    Irma: Oops! I did it again.

### Camera Bugged

Random

### Sky Turtles

    April: What's going on?!
    Shredder: [To the Turtles] You wretched reptiles. You'll pay for this.
    Bebop: Yeah. And bring cash. We don't take plastic.

### The Old Switcheroo (1989 and 2002 Versions)

    (Pan into the Channel Six news stations while crosswalks and cars with the sounds like Irma sobs)
    Irma: [frustrating in moans] OHH!! [opens the eyes lackes and worried] Men are such beasts! [sobs]
    April O'Neil: [pauses] Is it Elliot, the new fella you just met?
    Irma: Don't never mention his name again!? His idea of a double date was showing up with another girlfriend!?
    April O'Neil: ?
    Mr. Thompson: APRIIIIIIIIIL, get in here!
    Bebop: Say bye-bye ratso. Yaah!
    Bebop: Huh, did you hear that?
    Rocksteady: Hey. What's up? He's actually nice to you.
    [The Turtles have just been beaten in a practice fight with Shredder whilst in Splinter's body.]
    Raphael: Oh man. He whipped our shells, but good.
    Leonardo: There's something strange. I know sensei's fighting style. And that wasn't it.
    Donatello: Yeah. Do you know who it reminded me of?
    Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael: SHREDDER

### Four Musketurtles

    [extended scene]
    Mr. Thompson: [pauses; opens the door] April, Irma, get in here!
    Both: Yes sir, Mr. Thompson? Coming!
    Leonardo: Come, my comrades. There are wrongs to be righted, and damsels to be saved. And you Musketeers aren't even dressed. [throws clothes towards Raphael, Donatello and Michaelangelo, who all catch them]
    Donatello: Uh, my fault guys. I left the costumes that April sent over in Leonardo's room.
    Raphael: Clever move, brainiac.
    Master Splinter: Actually, Donatello did the right thing. You must humour him by putting on these costumes.
    Michaelangelo: Pretend we're musketeers? Bogus dude.
    Raphael: Look, I'd give Leonardo the shell off my back, ok? But I am not wearing lace with feathers and that's final.
    Donatello: Same here.
    Michaelangelo: Ditto.
[They are now dressed in the costumes]].
    Raphael: I feel pretty stupid.
    Donatello: Same here.
    Michaelangelo: Ditto.

### The Grybyx

    Leonardo: [screams] It's Grybyx.
    April & Irma: Grybyx?

### Shredderville

    Splinter: Get up, Donatello? Get up! Donatello, get up!

### The Ninja Sword of Nowhere

    April: [covers you mouth Irma] No Irma, don't say it.

### Michelangelo's Birthday

    April: That's Michelangelo.
    Leonardo: That cake was Michelangelo surprise birthday tomorrow.
    Irma: Oops, sorry.

### Leatherhead: Terror of the Swamp

    April: Oh great, I'm doomed to be a decrepit twenty-eight-year-old hag!
    Irma: Icky things? Oh, yuck! I just remembered a nail apartment back in the city. Ciao!
    Leonardo: We've been trudging through this swamp for hours, now.
    Donatello: Yeah. And all we've got to show for it are blisters the size of Rhode Island.
    Michaelangelo: Yeah. And mosquitoes the size of seven-forty-seven's.

### The Gang's All Here

    Donatello: The chocolate chip pizza.
    Michelangelo: Chocolate chip pizza?!

### Enter the Rat King

    April: Okay, Irma! Let's roll!
    Irma: So, what did you find out?
    April: I think Burne’s exaggerating. I didn't see a single rat. [Rats chew holes in the tires on the news van] I'm entitled to my opinion. You don't have to hiss at me.
    Irma: Who's hissing? I agree with you. Oh, no! Two flat tires.
    April: Make that four flat tires.

### Pizza by the Shred

    Raphael: Hey, Donatello, I thought you fixed this.
    Donatello: Whoa! I did, and now it's fixing us!
    Leonardo: I'll handle this!
    Raphael: This beats everything. Now what are we gonna have for dinner?
    Leonardo: Surrender, Shredder.
    Shredder: Say cheese, shellback. [grabs Rat King's pizza]
    Rat King: Give me back my pizza! [Shredder throws the pizza at Leonardo's head]
    Leonardo: I've been pizza-faced. Ooh, crunchy.

### 20,000 Leaks Under the City

    Splinter: Look. Squid.
    Turtles: No! Squid! Gangway! I'm out of here!

### April Fool

    Irma: Yes, April, I like it-- [hiccups] Oops!
    Leonardo: Did you hiccup?!
    April: Not a chance, Shredder!
    Shredder: As your wish.
    Master Splinter: As for you, April, I hope this has taught you a lesson.
    April: It certainly has. I learned that a disguise is a great way to get a story. There's a convention of bald-headed diplomats in town next week. Maybe I could pass as one of them?
[She puts on a white skull cap, making her look bald.]
    April: Well, what do you think?
    Raphael: Paint that thing green and you could pass as one of us.
[Everyone bursts out laughing, except for April, who folds her arms and is fuming.]

### Case of the Hot Kimono

    Michelangelo: Oh, no. This disaster city. I can't look!?

### Green With Jealousy

    Raphael, Michelangelo & Leonardo: Three sailors?
    Irma: You're gonna problem with that?!

### The Making of Metalhead

    Leonardo: It's so nice of you to look after us while we're sick, April. By the way, this soup is cold. Could you warm it up again?
    Raphael: April, can I have a glass of water?
    Donatello: Could you get me another blanket?
    Michelangelo: Tell me a story.
    April: Ah, for a bunch of heroes on the half shell, they can be real babies!
    Leonardo: What is it?
    Donatello: He looks like a giant turtle.
    Splinter: Be careful, my students. You are pitted against a superior fighting machine.
    Raphael: That doesn't scare us.
    Metalhead: I am Metalhead. I crush turtles.
    Raphael: Now, that scares us.
    Krang: What is taking so long?
[The transport module arrives]
    Krang: Well it's about time. Er, What is that?
[Rocksteady and Bebop are carrying Shredder, whose trapped in a block of concrete with only his legs showing]
    Rocksteady: Erm, we had a little accident, Krang.
    Bebop: Yeah. You got a chisel handy?

### Corporate Raiders from Dimension X

    Raphael: Oh, no. Not again! I'm beginning to hate that invention.

### The Turtle Terminator

    Donatello: That might be a clue. It looks like someone tracked it in. If we knew what it is and where it came from, we'd know where took Irma.
    Irma: Oh boy! You've come to rescue me! Now I can go on my date.
    Turtles: Shh! Quiet.
    Shredder: The turtles! Get them!
    Raphael: Perhaps in the sewers to the pizza--
    Rocksteady: We do now!
    April: It's Rocksteady. Go, Irma and Turtles! GO!
    Rocksteady: [grabs Irma] Gotcha! I gonna to ties the ropes!
    Bebop: Let's go!
    April: [Irma shrieks] Irma! [Irma: Let me go!!] Get back here with my Irma! You pay for this! [gasps] They've escaped!
    Tiffany: Escaped?!
    Turtle Terminator: Go Turtles. Zap go turtles!
    Mr. Thompson: Yikes! It's Turtle Terminator!
    All: Here we are! Over here! Hey, android!

### Cowabunga Shredhead

    Donatello: Hey, Michelangelo, how about a pizza with the works?
    Michelangelo: Pizza? No way, dude. I crave pizza no more.
    Leonardo: Amazing.
    Donatello: Astonishing.
    Raphael: Not bad. Maybe now it's safe to order out for some pizzas.
    Shredder: No need, dudes. I brought back some takeout. So, like, let's get down and pig out.
    Leonardo: It's Shredder!
    Shredder: Where!? Where!?
    Raphael: Psst! Yo, April.
    April: Turtles, what are you doing here?
    Shredder: Hey, babe! What's going down in this here town?
    April: [gasps] I don't believe it. That's Shred-
    Leonardo: [covers April's mouth] Whatever you do, don't say his name. I'll explain later.

### Beware the Lotus

    Tiffany: [camera clicks] Say, "cheese!"
    Irma, Vernon, April O'Neil, Mr. Thompson: Cheese!
    Donatello: Wow, way to go, Wolfman.

### Casey Jones: Outlaw Hero

[The Turtles have just fought Casey Jones and he has escaped.]
    Raphael: That guy's seen too many Filthy Harry movies.
    Leonardo: Come on. We better stop him.
    Raphael: Why us? Let the cops handle him.
    Donatello: Think, Raphael. He pops in and out of the sewers. He fights crime. He knows Kung Fu.
    Raphael: In other words, people are gonna think he's us.
    Leonardo: Now do you see why we have to stop him?
    Michaelangelo: Yeah. Our reptile reputations will get a bad rap.
[Raphael throws his sai into April's camera whilst it is acting up alongside her scooter.]
    Raphael: Say cheese, cheeseball.
    April: Turtles. Oh, thank goodness you're here.
[Raphael jumps on the scooter whilst it is in motion and removes his sai from the camera just before it throws him off.]
    Raphael: Has your camera always acted like that?
    April: It's like it suddenly had a mind of its own. And worse, my scooter drove off by itself.
    Donatello: We'll deal with that later. Right now, we gotta find that dipstick in the hockey mask.
    Donatello: Well, so much for those bugs. And Krang's giant knucklehead.
    Leonardo: And we couldn't have done it without you, Casey.
    Michaelangelo: Yeah, you are truly.... [he turns around to see that Casey has left] ...gone.
    Donatello: How do you like that? He didn't even say goodbye.
    Leonardo: He was a strange guy. Reckless, dangerous, and totally violent.
    Raphael: Yeah. I liked him too.
    Leonardo: Somehow, I got the feeling he'll cross our paths again.
    Casey Jones: [he has overheard the conversation from afar] Somehow, I got a feeling he's right.

### Usagi Yojimbo
## Extra Link

Kevin Eastman · Peter Laird :
| COMICS | Mirage comic series (1984–2010) · Tales (1987–2010) · Adventures (1988–1995) · Mighty Mutanimals (1991 spin-off) · Daily comic strip (1990–1997) · Dreamwave comics series (2003) · IDW comic series (2011–present) | Mirage comic series (1984–2010) · Tales (1987–2010) · Adventures (1988–1995) · Mighty Mutanimals (1991 spin-off) · Daily comic strip (1990–1997) · Dreamwave comics series (2003) · IDW comic series (2011–present) |
| TELEVISION | Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (1990) · Turtles Forever (2009) | Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (1990) · Turtles Forever (2009) |
| TELEVISION | SERIES | 1987–1996 series · Mutant Turtles: Superman Legend (1996) · Next Mutation (1997–1998) · 2003–2010 series · 2012–2017 series · 2018–2020 series · Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2024-present) |
| FILMS | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993) · TMNT (2007) · Turtles Forever (2009) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) · Out of the Shadows (2016) · Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019) · Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie (2022) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993) · TMNT (2007) · Turtles Forever (2009) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) · Out of the Shadows (2016) · Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019) · Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie (2022) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) |
| FILMS | FAN-MADE | Casey Jones (2011) |
| FILMS | DOCUMENTARY | Turtle Power: The Definitive History of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) |
| VIDEO GAMES | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Battle Nexus (2004) | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Battle Nexus (2004) |
| SEE ALSO | Leonardo da Vinci · Donatello · Michelangelo · Raphael | Leonardo da Vinci · Donatello · Michelangelo · Raphael |