# Quack Pack

Quack Pack (1996) is an American animated sitcom produced by Disney Television Animation as part of The Disney Afternoon, featuring Donald Duck and his teenage nephews.

## Episodes
### The Really Mighty Ducks

    [The teenage Duck nephews are in their room, filled with many comic books]
    Huey: So many comic books.
    Dewey: So little time.
    Louie: You guys ever think maybe we should quit reading all these comics and do something?
    Huey: Someone's been reading self help books again.
    Dewey: Pitiful.
    Donald: [enters their room] Hiya, boys! [trips on a skateboard and lands in a pile of clothes and comics] Yuck! [a pizza slice lands on top of his head; looks around] What a mess! You boys should be ashamed.
    Louie: Ashamed? About what?
    Donald: This room! I want it spotless!
    Dewey: Spotless?!
    Louie: You mean you want us to clean?
    Donald: Clean this room, or else! [leaves]
    Huey: Clean our room? The nerve of some people.
    Dewey: We're much too busy.
    Louie: We've got a million things to do.
    [Later…]
    Duck nephews: We got nothing to do.
    [After Ludwig's superhero machine gives the teenage Duck triplets superpowers…]
    Ludwig: [opens the door and Dewey steps out, with an incredibly huge head] Why, Dewey! That's one fantastic makeover you did there!
    Dewey: Call me Brain Boy! Now witness the amazing psychokinetic powers of my super brain! [uses his powers to make a steel post-shaped puppy] See how my indomitable brain beak twists this dirty steel post… into a festive puppy! My brother Louis, I presume?
    Louie: [steps out of the machine with an incredibly muscular body] Call me Captain Muscle! Behold my super stupendous strength! [lifts up the superhero machine with his finger, to Ludwig's amazement, and sets it back down]
    [Huey is the last to come out of the machine, with incredible speed]
    Dewey: Tis, our other sibling, Hubert. But wait, he appears unchanged saved for his apparel.
    Louie: You're right. Tell us, Super H. What powers did you get?
    Huey: [dashes away and back with a kangaroo; in Australian accent] G'day, mates.
    Louie: It made him Australian?
    Dewey: No, it made him super fast… extreme.
    Huey: Call me the Really Incredibly Fast Guy… uh, until I can think of something better.
    Louie: Nice digs.
    Dewey: We even have our own narrator.
    Timmy: [sobbing] My kite!
    Dewey: What's the matter, little Timmy Miller of 1804 1/2 Farnam Street?
    Timmy: [points up to his kite that's stuck in a tree] My kite!
    Dewey: Cease your ocular discharge. [wipes Timmy's teary eyes with his cape] I shall amend the situation with my magnifu-caltractonious mind.
    Timmy: [confused] Is that a word?
    Dewey: It is now.
    T-Squad: [reading the note] "Clean your room or else! Love and kisses- Your uncle, the Duck of Doom."
    Huey: Of course you know what this means.
    Louie: We're not gonna make it to the superhero debutante ball?
    Huey: No! The T-Squad must stand firm! This "Duck of Doom" will not force us to clean our room! Hey, that rhymes.
    T-Squad: T-Squad, HO!
    Dewey: Let's see. How shall I reply to this with a proper verb in panache? Ah! "No way, Jose!" [sticks the note on the plane]
    Louie: Return to sender!
    Donald: Yoo-hoo, T-Squad! Look what I've done!
    Huey: So you tied up the freeway, drained a lake, and put funny glasses on Mount Rushmore? Big deal.
    Donald: [offended] Big deal?!
    Huey: The T-Squad can't be bothered by such, uh… frivolities, especially when we have to deal with real disasters.
    Louie: [shivering] The North Pole? Couldn't we hide out somewhere nice like the Bahamas?
    Huey: Well, it might be a little frosty, but at least we're safe until we can come up with a plan.

### Island of the Not-So-Nice

    Dewey: What was that anyway? Some kind of mutant prehistoric pigeon?

### Need 4 Speed

    Huey: What if we-
    Donald: No!
    Dewey: But-
    Donald: No!
    Louie: (Raises a finger and begins to open his beak).
    Donald: NO!

### Return of the T-Squad

    Louie: Last time we became superheroes, the whole universe got destroyed!
    Huey: What did you do?
    Dewey: I found out what it's like…to be a woman.
    [Huey quickly moves away from him after to have shockingly heard that]

### Pardon My Molecules

    Huey: I'll show you how to get even!
    Dewey: Me?! You started it!
    Huey: You started it!

### Heavy Dental

    Huey: So what?! Look at me! I can't enter the Mr. Cool Teen contest like this! I can't even go out in public! My life is officially over!

### Shrunken Heroes

TBA

### Huey Duck, P.I.

    Huey: Ready to give up, lady?

### The Boy Who Cried Ghost

    Donald: [grabs Dewey by the beak] Dewey! Oh, why'd you… [squawks furiously]
    Louie: [angrily] We're stuck in the middle of nowhere and it's all your fault!

### I.O.U. a U.F.O.

    Huey: U.F.O. almost lands on your head and you want proof?!
    Louie: You're the one who believes this stuff!
    Daisy: What's on your mind, Dewey?
    Dewey: [disappointed] Doesn't matter if you're from Earth, Mars, or Planet Glum. You gotta build space ships out of something. Metal, wood, solidified nose hairs, I don't know, but something solid! And these aren't. Oh, man, whatever.
    Dewey: A projector? It's a projector?! [angrily] I'VE BEEN RIPPED OFF!

### Gator Aid

TBA

### None Like it Hot

TBA

### Cat & Louse

TBA

### Feats of Clay
## Cast

* Jeannie Elias — Huey Duck
* Pamela Segall Adlon — Dewey Duck
* E.G. Daily — Louie Duck
* Tony Anselmo — Donald Duck
* Kath Soucie - Daisy Duck