# The Loud House

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The Loud House (2016–present) is an American adult animated television series created by Chris Savino for Nickelodeon. The series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of an accident-prone boy named Lincoln Loud, who survives as the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.
A spin-off series, entitled The Casagrandes, features Ronnie Anne Santiago and her extended Casagrande family living in Great Lakes City.

## Seasons

       Season 1
       Season 2
       Season 3
       Season 4
       Season 5
       Season 6
       Season 7
       Season 8
       Season 9

## Quotes

    Lincoln: Dang it.

## Shorts
### 12 Days of Christmas [1.4A]

    The Loud Family: On the first day of christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
    Lori: A phone plan for me and Bobby!
    Bobby: (ON THE PHONE) Feliz Navidad, babe.
    The Loud Family: On the second day of christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
    Leni: Two turtlenecks! Ew! EW!
    Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
    The Loud Family: On the third day of christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
    Luna: Three french horns! (TOOT, TOOT, TOOT!) ROCKINNNNNN!
    Leni: Two turtlenecks!
    Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
    The Loud Family: On the fourth day of christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
    Luan: Four awesome pranks! (One is putting a whoopee cushion on Lori's chair, A joy buzzer on Luna's hand, Squirting flowers in Leni's eyes and slamming pie on Lincoln's face.)
    Luna: Three french horns!
    Leni: Two turtlenecks!
    Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
    The Loud Family: On the fifth day of christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
    Lynn: Five goals to score!!!! (Lynn is throwing hockey pucks.)
    Luan: Four awesome pranks!
    Luna: Three french horns!
    Leni: Two turtlenecks!
    Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
    The Loud Family: On the sixth day of christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
    Lincoln: Six new Ace Savvy's! (Lincoln reads it in his undies.)
    Lynn: Five goals to score!!!!
    Luan: Four awesome pranks!
    Luna: Three french horns!
    Leni: Two turtlenecks!
    Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
    The Loud Family: On the seventh day of christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
    Lucy: (Opens up her coffin and shows seven bats) Seven bats-a-flying.
    Lincoln: Six new Ace Savvy's.
    Lynn: Five goals to score!!!!
    Luan: Four awesome pranks!
    Luna: Three french horns!
    Leni: Two turtlenecks!
    Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
    The Loud Family: On the eighth day of christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
    Lana: Eight tasty mud pies! (Lana throws a mud pie to the screen)
    Lucy: Seven bats-a-flying.
    Lincoln: Six new Ace Savvy's.
    Lynn: Five goals to score!!!!
    Luan: Four awesome pranks!
    Luna: Three french horns!
    Leni: Two turtlenecks!
    Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
    The Loud Family: On the ninth day of christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
    Lola: Nine pageant sashes!
    Lana:: Eight tasty mud pies!
    Lucy: Seven bats-a-flying.
    Lincoln: Six new Ace Savvy's.
    Lynn: Five goals to score!!!!
    Luan: Four awesome pranks!
    Luna: Three french horns!
    Leni: Two turtlenecks!
    Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
    The Loud Family: On the tenth day of christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
    Lisa: Ten beakers mixing! (EXPLODES)
    Lola: Nine pageant sashes! Lana: Eight tasty mud pies!
    Lucy: Seven bats-a-flying.
    Lincoln: Six new Ace Savvy's.
    Lynn: Five goals to score!!!!
    Luan: Four awesome pranks!
    Luna: Three french horns!
    Leni: Two turtlenecks!
    Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
    The Loud Family: On the eleventh day of christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
    Lynn Loud Sr: (gags and removes Lily's stinky diaper) Eleven smelly diapers! Ughhh!
    Lily: Poo-poo!
    Lisa: Ten beakers mixing!
    Lola: Nine pageant sashes! Lana: Eight tasty mud pies!
    Lucy: Seven bats-a-flying.
    Lincoln: Six new Ace Savvy's.
    Lynn: Five goals to score!!!!
    Luan: Four awesome pranks!
    Luna: Three french horns!
    Leni: Two turtlenecks!
    Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
    The Loud Family: On the twelveth day of christmas, The Loud House gave to me...
    Rita: Twelve Louds-a-looking.
    Lynn Loud Sr: KIDS! HEY.
(They put away everything and they're back to normal)
    Lynn Loud Sr: Eleven smelly diapers!
    Lisa: Ten beakers mixing!
    Lola': Nine pageant sashes!
    Lana: Eight tasty mud pies!
Lucy: Seven bats-a-flying. Lincoln: Six new Ace Savvy's.
    Lynn: Five goals to score!!!!
    Luan: Four awesome pranks!
    Luna: Three french horns!
    Leni: Two turtlenecks!
    Lori: And a phone plan for me and Bobby!
    Lori: Love you too Boo-Boo Bear!
    The Loud Family: Merry Christmas from The Loud House!
    Rita: Merry Christmas!
(Luna strums her guitar)

### Robot Sitcom

    FriendBot 1000: I am so stoked about the Dream Boat finale.
    Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: Me too, FriendBot 1000.
    Todd: [tries turning on the TV] Argh. The entertainment cube is nonfunctional.
    FriendBot 1000: Should we call our landlady?
    Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: Lisa forbid us to bother her during her lab hours.
    Todd: [hitting the TV, finds the plugging system unplugged] Never mind. It is just unplugged. Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms, I assume this was your doing.
    Mr. Reinforced Titanium Alloy Arms: [offended] Why are you always piling on me, Todd?!

### Trash Grab

    [After the Loud pets lie down with full bellies from their victory trash dinner after locking Nacho up in a cage and putting him in the attic, Lana walks over to the door as it knocks and answers it, revealing Flip]
    Flip: Muddy Loud, have you seen my raccoon compadre, Nacho? [hands her a missing poster with a printed photo of him and Nacho hugging]
    Lana: Oh, no… I'm sorry, Flip. I haven't seen him around.
    Flip: [tearing up] He didn't come home tonight and I'm real worried. [sniffs sadly] He ain't never been away from the Food and Fuel this long. [hands her some of Nacho's favorite foods as the pets begin to feel guilty] I got a couple of two-day-old-taquitos, 10% real beef jerky, an extra-syrupy Flippee, and some… [sniffs] Nacho cheese if he turns up. They're his favorite.
    Lana: Aw. Poor little guy. Don't worry, Flip. We'll find him. I'll help you look. [leaves with Flip as he continues to sob]
    [Charles walks over to his friends with the missing poster, and they all feel guilty for locking Nacho up]
    Lynn Sr.: [off-screen] Honey, Flip's in the backyard, again!

### A Crime to Dye For

    Lola: Leni, quick! [enters the room; panting] French terry has dyed!
    Leni: Oh, no, not French Terry! Wait, do I know French Terry? I know Terry from the mall, but--
    Lola: [splashes water in her face] yourself together! Don't you understand? There has been a crime of fashion, and the culprit hit everyone in the house! [drags Leni downstairs to the living room and find the family's laundry has been dyed orange, grabs an orange dress] Look at this French terry gown from the Little Miss Spa Day Pageant!
    Lynn: And my home jersey! Good thing I have an away game tonight!
    Luan: We've got a dye-re situation on our hands, but I know who did it. [takes out a chores list and shows it to everyone]
    [The list shows Lincoln's name on laundry duty and the family immediately turns to him]
    Lincoln: AH! No! It wasn't me!
    Lola: Says the fellow in the orange polo. TAKE HIM TO THE SLAMMER!
    Lincoln: [as Lana drags him to cushion jail] I'm innocent! Leni, you're the clothing expert! You gotta help me!
    Leni: [watching everything from the dining room; narrating] I don't know if I was getting soft, or if it was the look in that poor sap's eyes, but something about the situation smelled fishy.
    [As Lincoln sits alone in cushion jail, Leni comes to visit him]
    Lincoln: Leni, I couldn't have turned everyone's clothes orange! I never even took my shirt off today!
    Leni: It ain't looking good for you, kid, but I've got a hunch it wasn't you who got zesty with the laundry. Now, walk me through your day.
    Lincoln: It started out great! At breakfast, I cracked a joke so funny, milk shot out of Lana's nose. [flashback to breakfast] Baa-nana! [Lana snorts milk out of her nose, finding the joke hilarious; cut to him later rummaging through the fridge and takes out a meatball sub to eat; narrating] Around 11:00, I decided to grab myself a light snack from the fridge. [cut to him in the basement] Then at noon, I did the laundry. [empties the white load into the washer] After I threw in the white load, I got… distracted. [his gut rumbles and frantically rushes upstairs; end of flashback] Let's just say that the soggy meatball subs aren't as light as I thought.
    Leni: [taking notes] Exactly how long were you upstairs?
    Lincoln: Hmm… between 12:00 and 12:30.
    Leni: Can you confirm your alibi?
    Lincoln: Not sure. The house was kinda empty. The only people around were Lynn, Luan, and Mr. Coconuts.
    Leni: Hmm…
    Leni: Thank you all for coming. After much investigating, I've figured out that Lincoln is innocent. It was Lynn! And Luan! And Mr. Coconuts!
    Mr. Coconuts: [gasps] You can't prove nothing!
    Leni: Of course I can! [flashback to Lincoln doing his laundry duty when his stomach rumbles and rushes upstairs, out of the basement] Lincoln left the laundry room between 12:00 and 12:30 while the whites were washing, and when he did, the trio made their move. [Lynn, Luan, and Mr. Coconuts enter the basement, smirking slyly] First, Luan tossed her yellow socks in the wash! But yellow socks alone couldn't dye the laundry orange. That's when Lynn threw in her red jersey! [Luan adds her yellow socks in the wash and Lynn adds her red jersey and presses "start" to turn on the wash; the whites dye orange as the clothes mix] And while all this was going on, Mr. C. was acting as a lookout.
    [Back to present]
    Mr. Coconuts: [not seeing the problem] That story don't make a lint of sense!
    Leni: Sure it does, and I've got proof. [takes out coconut-scented detergent, and the family gasps] When I interviewed Luan, I caught a whiff of something sweet. At first, I thought it was her coconut pie until I interviewed Lynn, whose jersey smelled exactly the same. Once I found the detergent, [pours some in the cap, and smells it] it all made sense.
    Lana: [sniffs Lynn's jersey and Luan's socks] She's right. They smell the same!
    [The three cringe, realizing they're busted]
    Lincoln: But why?! Why'd you do it?!
    Luan: Oh, Lincoln, isn't it obvious? [flashback to breakfast; voice-over] At breakfast this morning, you totally snagged my gag! Hey, guys! What's a sheep's favorite fruit?
    Lincoln: Baa-nana!
    [Lana snorts milk out of her nose and onto Luan and Mr. Coconuts's faces, finding it so hilarious]
    Mr. Coconuts: [voice-over] And I had a soak in it!
    Lynn: [voice-over to when she entered the kitchen and finds Lincoln eating her meatball sub, much to her anger] And then later, you ate my spicy meatball sub, which I was saving for my pre-game protein boost!
    Mr. Coconuts: [voice-over] You stung us real good, kid, so we came up with a plan for revenge.
    [The three smirk deviously at each other and join hands for their plan to get back at Lincoln; back to present]
    Luan: We're sorry. We just wanted to get back at Lincoln for framing him. It was a bad idea, but we'll replace everyone's clothes. Promise!
    Lola: Enough with the sob story. Lana, take 'em to the slammer!
    Rita: Or, instead, we put them on laundry duty for the next month.
    Lynn Sr.: Works for me.
    Lola: I'm on board with that.
    Lynn: And we'll get Lincoln something, too. How's a limited edition David Steele comic sound? [playfully elbows him] Eh?

### Super Switcheroo-niverse

    Mr. Bolhofner: What in the blue blazes, Loud?! This is your report on plate tectonics?!
    Lincoln: Mr. Bolhofner, I can explain--
    Mr. Bolhofner: You had two weeks to prepare for this! I should send you back to kindergarten! What were you thinking?! And somebody shut up that theremin music! This is lazy, irresponsible, rassafrassin'- [burbles]

## Films

* The Loud House Movie
* A Loud House Christmas
* A Really Haunted Loud House
* The Casagrandes Movie
* No Time to Spy: A Loud House Movie

## Spin-off episodes
### Flee Market

    Ronnie Anne: [takes out her phone] One guess who it is. [answers the call]
    Bobby: Hey! I told you to stay away from those Chewy Chewies! There better be 97 when I get back!
    Ronnie Anne: Huh?
    Bobby: And you have a code purple! Maybelle is eating grapes!
    Ronnie Anne: How do you know all of that?
    Bobby: Uh... Mercado instinct! Hey, did you change my music? Bobby's Mercado Mix Number 7 was carefully selected to stimulate more shopping.
    Ronnie Anne: [looks at a security camera in the piñata's eye] Mercado instinct, huh? More like you're spying on us with the security camera!
    Bobby: Wait! I'm not spying! What... What are you doing?! [Carl covers the camera with gum, blacking it out, as the phone hangs up] They cut me off! [worriedly freaking out] What am I gonna do?
    Ronnie Anne: Bobby?
    Bobby: That's right! [removes the gum off the camera] I don't appreciate being cut off! [shakes the gum off his hand] Yuck! From communication!
    Ronnie Anne: Well, we didn't appreciate you spying on us. We've all helped out here and know what to do. Look around! Nothing went wrong.
    Bobby: How can you say that?! The mangos smell like trout! The milk is facing the wrong way! This can is off by a centimeter!
    Ronnie Anne: You're being so picky! That stuff doesn't matter!
    Bobby: It matters to me! I don't need a bunch of kids coming in here and changing everything! You'll understand when you're older.
    Ronnie Anne: Oh, ho, ho! I think we understand now! You're just like a Mercado run in a very specific way! [takes her apron off and gives it to her brother] So, run it yourself! [walks out]
    Carl: Yeah, we quit!
    CJ: We're done!
    Carl: Later, jefe.
    Bobby: Lori! Babe, I'm sorry. I didn't mean for tonight to turn out like this.
    Lori: I can't believe you drove me all the way to the city just so you could work on our anniversary!
    Bobby: That wasn't the plan. It was supposed to be a really special night. I left Ronnie Anne, Carl, and CJ in charge of the mercado, but they were messing things up! They changed the music to K-pop, and they out the mangoes by the fish.
    Lori: That's it?! So they didn't upset any customers, burned the place down?
    Bobby: No, but--
    Lori: Bobby, everyone in your family cares about the mercado. No one would let anything truly bad happen to it.
    Bobby: Right, but--
    Lori: Maybe, they have their own way of doing things, and you just need to trust them.
    Bobby: You're right. I'm sorry. I guess I do have a hard time giving up control of the mercado.
    Lori: It's okay. You're just really passionate about what you do. And I love that about you. Also, you look cute in your pizza tux.
    Bobby: Thanks, babe.

### Cursed!

    Bobby: [on video chat with Lori, showing her his injuries] These are scratches from the feral cats, and this is freezer burn from being trapped with the ice cream. Oh, and these are bruises from the pizza explosion. And I don’t know why there’s a fish in my pants! [pulls a fish out of his pants, shriveling and moaning, and tosses it aside]
    Lori: Aw, my boo-boo bear is full of boo-boos. At least your adorable nose is still intact.
    Ronnie Anne: Abuela, we can't just pack up and leave. Where would we even go?
    Rosa: I'm sorry, mija, but we must leave ASAP.
    Lori: Bobby, I'm already home for the weekend. You guys should stay with my family. Then I could literally see your Boo-Boo Bear face in person. [kisses the camera]
    Bobby: You hear that, Abuela? Can we stay with the Louds? Please, please, please, please, please?
    Rosa: Really, Lori? Are you sure that's OK with your family?
    Lori: Oh, they'll be totally cool with it.
    Rita and Lynn Sr.: We are totally not cool with it.
    Lori: Come on, guys. They need our help.
    Lynn Sr.: Kiddo, we'd never turn our backs on the Casagrandes, but-
    Rita: There's so many of us, and so many of them, and so many of us! Maybe it would be best if we called them and- [Doorbell rings]
    Lincoln: They're here, they're here, they're here! [rushes to the door]
    Rita: Of course they are.
    Ronnie Anne: [holding a tray of tamales as Lincoln opens the door] Hey, Lincoln!
    Casagrandes: Hola, familia Loud!
    [Nighttime]
    CJ: See? Who needs the bathroom?
    Ronnie Anne: Yeah. We have the sink all to ourselves.
    [Carl, Luna, Luan, and Lola show up brushing their teeth too]
    CJ: I'm brushing here.
    Lola: [as her toothbrush is bumped by Carl] My princess toothbrush! How dare you!
    Ronnie Anne: On the bright side, we don't have to sleep on the floor. [later, laying in Lucy's bed, sandwiched between her grandparents] On second thought, I'd rather sleep on the floor.
    Frida: [in a coffin with Carlitos] At least you're not in a coffin! [freaking out in horror]
    [The Casagrandes are all revealed sleeping in Lynn and Lucy's room, most in coffins]
    Lucy: Goodnight. May you all sleep like the dead. [closes the door, Frida freaks out again]
    Carl: [groans] I want to go back home.
    Carlos: I think it's kind of fun. We can pretend to be the mummies of the ancient Pharaohs!
    Frida: [shrieks] You're not helping! [closes her coffin]
    [Carlota, Maria, and Lalo are sharing Lynn's bed]
    Carlota: Stop drooling on me! [takes the comforter from Maria]
    Maria: Hey!
    [Carlota and Maria both rip the comforter while fighting over it]
    Carlota: [as Sergio comes over and cuddles with her] Ugh. Are you kidding me?!
    Sergio: [squawks; scared] Need a snuggle.
    Ronnie Anne: Guys, it's been a long day. Let's just try to get some sleep.
    Bobby: There's something in the coffin with me! [gets a kiss on the cheek from Fangs as he emerges from the coffin and screams]
    [The Casagrandes all scream in panic]
    Ronnie Anne: Abuela, please. We can’t stay here. It's too many people!
    Rosa: Mija, it might be hard, but at least we's not in Bad Luck City.
    Ronnie Anne: [as Hector falls on her off of Lucy's bed, breaking a coffin] This is worse than bad luck.
    Ronnie Anne: Ugh. We gotta find a way to end this nightmare.
    Carl: I miss my choo-choo sheets.
    Lola: I miss you not being here.
    Ronnie Anne: The only way we're going to the woods is if Abuela drags us kicking and screaming.
    [Outside the Loud House, Rosa is carrying her kids kicking and screaming like Ronnie Anne said]
    Frida: Carlos, do something!
    Carlos: Mama, be reasonable. [His mama gives him a dirty look] Oh, I hear the woods are lovely this time of year.
    [Frida sighs]
    Sergio: [squawks] Mama's boy.
    [The Casagrandes are all at Flip's getting gas]
    Ronnie Anne: As soon as that gas tank is full, our lives will be over.
    Carlota: Think they have WiFi in the woods? [Carl, CJ, and Bobby roll their eyes; groans] Couldn't you let me live in hope?!
    Ronnie Anne: May as well enjoy this last bit of civilization before we become forest people, I guess. I'm going to use a real bathroom while I still can.

### Prankaversary

    Rosa: [gets up from the buried pile of dirty chonies and steams with fury] No more pranks in my house! [points to the door] Fuera!
    [Ronnie Anne and Sid skedaddle through the door and out of the apartment building]
    Ronnie Anne: I called this truce to say we're not sure this prank thing is working out.
    Sid: Nice try, Ronnie Anne, pranking me into thinking it's over. Pssh! I see you.
    Ronnie Anne: Sid, I'm serious. You have some great ideas, but you can't expect to be prank master in a day. It takes time and you're... kinda sorta...
    Sergio: [squawks] Wrecking the Prankaversary!
    Lincoln & Ronnie Anne: [aghast] Sergio!
    Sid: No, he's right.
    Lincoln: Maybe you can practice and join the next year.
    Sid: Yeah, totally. I was sick of pranking anyway. I just didn't want to bail on you guys. But since you're cool, I think I'll head to the zoo. [takes her box of pranks and leaves]
    Ronnie Anne: Think we were too harsh?
    Lincoln: Couldn't have hurt worse than getting pummeled by mangoes.
    Ronnie Anne: Good point. Well, guess it's back to the prank war.

### Tee'd Off

    [The Casagrandes are all cleaning the floors, windows, and furniture around the apartment]
    Bobby: Good morning, Abuela. I got up super early to do my part for our big day of cleaning. I'm visiting Lori at her golf college today. It's a surprise! [squirts mustard on the table and wipes it]
    Rosa: She'll be so happy to see you. [annoyed] And I'll be happy when you clean with soap instead of mustard.
    Bobby: Huh? Aw, man. I'll go get the ketchup to get it out.
    Bobby: [tiptoeing to Lori's golf cart, trying not to be seen, sprays perfume on himself] Lori's gonna be so surprised! [gets in Lori's bag and hides with red flowers]
    Ewan: Nice form, Lori! Looking good! [gives her a thumbs up and winks]
    Lori: [chuckles] Thanks to all the one-on-one time you've given me.
    Bobby: [heartbroken; pops the flowers] One-on-one time?! [wobbles and falls off the golf cart, rolling down towards them] Hey, babe. [chuckles]
    Lori: [gasps] Bobby?
    Bobby: Yep. That's right, your… [stares fiercely at Ewan] boyfriend, Bobby. [back to Lori, normally] I came to surprise you. But enough about me. Who's this guy?
    Lori: This is my classmate, Ewan.
    Ewan: You must be the famous [slaps Bobby on the back] Poo Poo Bear I've heard so much about.
    Bobby: It's "Boo Boo Bear."
    Lori: Ewan's been helping me with my game. He's literally the best golfer here.
    Bobby: Nice! Helping how exactly?
    Lori: Oh. With techniques like this. [makes an impression of Ewan] "Grip the club tight, Lori. Widen your stands. You're doing great!" [chuckles] That's my impersonation of Ewan.
    Ewan: That is so me, Lori! [he and Lori both laugh]
    Lori: Right?
    Bobby: [nervously chuckles] This is all so funny for me.
    Ewan: Lori's amazing. You're a lucky guy.
    Bobby: Thanks, Urine.
    Ewan: "Ewan".
    Bobby: Urine. Got it.
    Lori: [hugs Bobby] I'm so excited you're here! [sees and points to Carl and Sergio laying on a hammock] Is that Carl and Sergio?
    Carl: Hey, what up double L?
    Bobby: They kind of invited themselves.
    Lori: Ooh, I wanna show you how much better my drive's gotten. All thanks to Ewan.
    Ewan: Oh stop, Lori. You’re making me blush.
    Bobby: Great. [chuckles] Well, give me a sec to check on the boys. Gotta make sure they’re behaving themselves. [walks backwards to Carl and Sergio; whispering] Did you guys see all that?! I think that guy's into Lori. And she doesn't exactly seem to hate him, either!
    Carl: You're right to worry. That dude is after your girl.
    Sergio: [squawks] He's hot. And you’re… you.
    Bobby: [groans] This is awful! What do I do?
    Carl: Relax. You just have to make him look like a chump.
    Bobby: You don't think that's kinda mean?
    Carl: Huh. Suit yourself. But don’t come crying to me on their wedding day.
    Bobby: [shocked] Wha…?! [fading into his thoughts, he stands outside the church window, watches Ewan putting a golf-ball style ring on Lori's finger and Lori and Ewan get married as they kiss, cries in despair and slowly slides down; back to reality, grabs Carl by the collar] I'll do whatever it takes!
    Lori: Oh, Boo Boo Bear, there you are.
    Bobby: Babe, I just had a fantastic idea. I was thinking Ewan and I should have a friendly little golf competition, huh? To get to know each other better.
    Lori: [touched] Aw, that's so sweet. But you don't play golf, Boo Boo Bear. And Ewan's undefeated.
    Ewan: Guilty as charged.
    Bobby: Then he can give me some pointers as we play.
    Ewan: Sure, I think I can swing that.
    Lori: [snaps fingers] Ooh. [she and Ewan laugh]
    Bobby: [laughs harder, unable to control his annoyed anger] Well, may the best man win. [he and Ewan shake hands]
    Ewan: You mean lowest score.
    Bobby: Right. See, I'm learning already.
    Bobby: [to Lori] You and Ewan were getting so close, I was afraid I'd lose you. So I made Ewan look bad. I'm so sorry, Lori... and Ewan... and everyone.
    Lori: Bobby, that's ridiculous. I love you so much, I would never leave you for Ewan. Or anyone.
    Bobby: Really?
    Lori: Of course, Boo Boo Bear.
    [The crowd goes in awe as they kiss]
    Ewan: So, I'm not awful at golf then? I still got it?
    Coach Niblick: Of course, [chuckles] I knew it all along. I was just kidding before. [Sits up, begging] Please don't leave us, Ewan.
    Ewan: Relax, Coach. I'm not going anywhere.
    [Sunset at the Fairway University entrance, Bobby and Lori hug each other goodbye]
    Bobby: I'll miss you so much, babe.
    Lori: Oh, I'll miss you even more, Boo Boo Bear.
    Bobby: [dials his phone after kissing with Lori] Hi, Abuela. We're just heading back.
    Carl: [snatches his phone; feigning sadness] Abuela! We missed the whole day of cleaning. Oh, it's so sad!
    Rosa: Cheer up, mijo. I saved your chores for you. Good luck getting out of it this time, muchachos.
    Sergio: [squawks] I'm outta here!
    Carl: [reaching out] Take me with you!

### Kick Some Bot

    Adelaide: Mom, Sid. Mom. Guess what? My unicorn princess outfit won first place for Cutest Cosplay! [holds up a 1st place ribbon]
    Becca: Honey, that is the most amazing news I've ever heard. I'm so proud of you!
    Adelaide: Thanks. I deserved it. Look at me! [pulls a string on her party horn, shooting out confetti and lands on Sid]
    Becca: I'll add this ribbon to the Adelaide Wall of Fame.
    Sid: Keep some shelf space open for me. I finished a whole slice of pizza in one bite. It took a lot of courage in mouth space, but I didn't give up. [stretches her mouth open wide]
    Becca: Wow, a whole slice.
    Sid: [while braiding Ronnie Anne's hair] My mom was giving Adelaide all the attention, and I was sitting there like, "Hello? I'm your daughter too."
    Ronnie Anne: Ugh. Sounds rough. I'm impressed with your pizza eating abilities.
    Sid: Thanks, but I feel like I have to do something big to make her proud of me. Ooh! I know! Maybe I'll eat two slices of pizza in one bite! Hit me, Breakfast Bot! [stretches her mouth wide open and Breakfast Bot stuffs the two pizza slices into her mouth] Pretty impressive, right?
    Ronnie Anne: Uh, that's cool, but you're also awesome with robots.
    Breakfast Bot: You know it, girl.
    Ronnie Anne: [holding up her phone] And look! There's a Robotics Competition coming up right here in Great Lakes City!
    Sid: Winning that would definitely impress my mom! [burps]
    Ronnie Anne: [groans from the smell] Too bad there isn't a Strongest Pepperoni Burp Competition.
    Sid: From the looks of things, I could actually win this.
    Lisa: [showing up; clears throat] Maybe you need your vision checked because your competition just got stiffer.
    Sid: Lisa Loud?! I subscribed to your monthly newsletter! You're competing too?
    Lisa: Yep. [presses her wrist watch] Todd, initiate grand entrance. [Todd emerges from the smoke cloud and zooms off with his name written in cloud form, as Sid watches in shock with her jaw dropped] May the best bot win.
    [Maybelle and MangoBot get eliminated from the competition after Mangobot failed to show off his cleaning skill]
    Maybelle: We'll get 'em next time, MangoBot.
    MangoBot: [sadly] Mango.
    [Vito and Robbie are eliminated from the competition after Robbie failed to make a dunk in the basketball hoop]
    Vito: Let's get you some ice cream.
    Robbie: Rocky Road always cheers me up.
    Breakfast Bot: [presenting his plate of a stacked pancakes to the judges during the semifinal challenge] I make this look and taste good.
    Judge #1: [amazed] Ah, looks delicious!
    Judge #3: Wow!
    Sid: Todd even outdid us at breakfast, and you're Breakfast Bot! This is gonna be harder than we thought.
    Breakfast Bot: This isn't your best pep talk.
    Lisa: Todd, initiate guitar riff.
    [Todd wheels up on stage and makes an incredible riffing on his keyboard guitar]
    Sid: Those are some sweet riffs. But we can beat that, Breakfast Bot.
    Lisa: Todd, initiate drums.
    [Todd takes out an electric drum set and plays both his instruments]
    Sid: All right, he can do both at the same time. But we're still not done for.
    Lisa: Todd, initiate rap.
    Todd: [rapping] ♪ T-O-Double D / Can't you see I'm on a mission? / Coming in hot about to win this competition / Did I say something wrong? / 'Cause you look kind of annoyed / Well, I guess that's what you get / When you try to beat an android ♪
    Sid: Ugh, why's it got to be so catchy?! [turns to Breakfast Bot, who's jamming out to the electronic music, snaps him out of it] Stop it! We got to focus. We haven't even picked your talent yet.
    Lisa: Initiate mic-drop finale.
    Breakfast Bot: [putting on a Lucha wrestling mask] Activate Lucha Fight Mode!
    Sid: Oh, no! I didn't realize I put the lucha disc in there! It's programmed to wrestle all the other robots!

### Phantom Freakout

    Maria: [entering the living room with Rosa; impressed with her daughter and Sid's dancing] That was great, girls. Your hard work practicing these dances all week has really paid off.
    Rosa: Even I know the moves now. Hip, hip, double heart fingers.
    Sid: No one can resist a 12 is Midnight bop. It's a fact.
    Ronnie Anne: And now we've got every one of 12 is Midnight's signature moves down. [she and Sid hold each other and jump while squealing] I still can't believe you won us the chance to be extras in their next music video! Talk about luck.
    Sid: Luck and about 300 boxes of 12 is Midnight After Dark Cocoa Cereal.
    Ronnie Anne: Yeesh. You sure about this place?
    Sid: Yup, it's the old Great Lakes City Concert Hall.
    Ronnie Anne: Well, it's definitely old.
    Sid: Let's call it character. [the doors creak open by themselves] So much character. And not spooky at all. Come on!
    Director: We're on a tight schedule today. There's no room for mistakes. [Ronnie Anne and Sid bump into her] Oof! You must be the fan club contest winners. Let me guess, you ate a lot of cereal.
    Sid: You got that right. [burps out some marshmallows]
    Sid: This is not going the way I planned, but I did get to smell Yoon Kwan just now, so it's kind of going how I planned.
    [Everyone jump screams as someone's phone starts ringing]
    Ronnie Anne: [takes her phone out her pocket, getting a call from Lincoln; answers the call, revealing Lincoln and Clyde in a car] Hey, Linc. Hey, Clyde. What's up?
    Lincoln: Hey, Ronnie Anne. Clyde and I are in Great Lakes City with his dads. Want to hang out later?
    Ronnie Anne: Can't make it, Linc. Sid and I are at the Great Lakes City Concert Hall. We're gonna be extras in a 12 is Midnight music video.
    Clyde: Oh! I love their smooth tunes!
    Lincoln: Cool. How's it going so far?
    Ronnie Anne: Well, we haven't gotten to film anything yet because weird things keep happening on the set.
    Lincoln and Clyde: What kind of weird things?
    Ronnie Anne: The lights keep flashing.
    Sid: There's mysterious piano sounds. Also, some stuff is floating.
    Ronnie Anne: Wait, when was that?
    Sid: Oh, right now.
    [Everyone runs out of the concert hall, screaming]
    Clyde: These are all the classics signs of a haunting.
    Lincoln: We'll be right over.
    Clyde: [to his dads] Dads, change of plans. GLC Concert Hall, stat! Please and thank you.
    Director: Uh, [scoffs] you're the ghost hunting professionals? How old are you?
    Lincoln: Old enough to know you've got a category-three poltergeist. Go ahead and do your thing, and we'll do ours.
    Director: Okay. Come on, people. Art stops for nothing. Tie down some of those lights. We're gonna make this work! Action!
    Yoon Kwan: AH! MY HAIR! That's it! I'm finding this ghost and giving it a piece of my mind!
    Sid: Well, this one was more our fault, but I like where you're going with this, Yoonie. Let's get this ghost.
    12 is Midnight: Yeah!
    [They see the ghost's lights shining through the storage room door again]
    Ronnie Anne: It's in the storage room again. Let's go!
    Woo-Yeon: Uh, guys, I'm still in the hole.
    Sid: [as Woo-Yeon is turned into a French horn] NO! Woo-Yeon! [tearfully] He was so young, but now he's a French horn-- although a handsome French horn.
    Ronnie Anne: Everyone, run! Before we're all turned into instruments!
    Yoon Kwan: [jumps and holds onto Jun-Soo's legs as the ghost picks him up] Don't you dare! We need Jun-Soo, or else our dance formation will be totally off!
    Jun-Soo: Excuse me?
    Yoon Kwan: And because we love Jun-Soo, and he's irreplaceable.
    Ronnie Anne: Listen. We're all going to be turned into instruments if we don't do something. We have to figure out who this ghost is and what it wants.
    Lincoln: Well, we know this ghost likes the color blue.
    Sid: And he was playing music earlier. Maybe that's a clue.
    Yoon Kwan: Wasn't the director filming rehearsal? We could check playback.
    Sid: [dreamily] Gorgeous and brilliant.
    Ronnie Anne: We'll have to get back to the stage though.
    Ronnie Anne: [reading the plaque on the wall] "Born in Mexico in 1801, Narciso Grillo was the first renowned composer of the Great Lakes City Music Hall, where he wrote all of his favorite symphonies."
    Yoon Kwan: That's it? It doesn't tell us how to stop him from turning us into instruments? Agh. Dumb plaque.