# Close Enough

Close Enough is an American adult animated sitcom created by JG Quintel for HBO Max. The series revolves around a millennial couple named Josh and Emily who were in their early 30's with their 5-year-old daughter, Candice, and their divorced friends, Alexander and Bridgette, who lives with them at a duplex in Los Angeles, California.

## Season 1
### Episode 1
#### Quilty Pleasures

    Calamari: My name is Calamari. And these are my friends—Walleye, Tilapia, Troutface, and Scrode.
    Scrode: It's pronounced "Scrawd"!
    Josh: We're not your parents!
    Calamari: Of course you are. That was the price for the quilt, remember? Remember? [spiders crawl out of her mouth]

#### The Perfect House

    Josh: Hey, how'd you guys get here so fast? I only ordered it like 20 minutes ago.
    Delivery Guy: Says here you ordered it three days ago.
    Josh: THREE DAYS?! Where the hell is Emily?!
I HATE IT!

### Episode 2
#### Logan's Run'd

    Jaxon: So what's up girl? Wanna come back to my crib?
    Bridgette: Okay, but just a hang out. I'm not some YouTube croupy.
    Jaxon: That's cool. We'll do a little screen time. PBS Kids and chill. Get my mom to whoop us up get some snacks.
    Bridgette: Oh, you still live with your mom?
    Jaxon: And weekends with my dad's. He's so strong.
    Bridgette: Wait, how old are you?
    Jaxon: Me? I just turned 26. [Bridgette sighs] Months. 26 months.
    Bridgette: What?

#### Room Parents

    Nikki: Do you work out? Actually, don't answer; I wanna find out organically.
IT HATE IT!

### Episode 3
#### Skate Dad

    [as Josh gets sent to an ambulance]
    Candice: Daddy, what's an ass knife?
    Josh: Uh, huh. That's a different lesson!

#### 100% No Stress Day

    [Josh, Alex and Candice sneak in and hide behind a wooden crate and hey watch the meat being produced]
    Candice: Aw sick! Look at what they're putting in the meat!
    [the Wurst Bros employees pouring dead animal parts into the meat processing machines]
    Alex: That is...so gross.
    Josh: Dude, look up there! [reads a pig-shaped sign reading "Not Stolen Hams"] I bet there's hams in there.
    [a muscular man approaches Josh and Alex from behind and bangs their heads together, knocking them out. Candice is left untouched]
    Muscular Man: Factory Tour's on Thursdays. [he picks up Candice] Hello sweetie, I have the perfect place for you.

### Episode 5
#### Robot Tutor

    Emily: [sees Candice leave her seat] Candice, what are you doing?
    Candice: Proving I'm not dumb!
    Commercial Bot: No matter. I'm password protected. [Candice types up the password] You'll never guess my-

#### Golden Gamer

    Student: It's like that dude Sisyphus. He kept trying to push that car up the mountain, but he couldn't handle it, and he quit.
    Alex: Eh, technically, Sisyphus couldn't quit. But you know what? You got most of it.
    Lee: Well, check this out, Dorp. You're our Sisyphus.
    Alex: [tears of joy] Wah, wah, wee, wah.

### Episode 8
#### The Canine Guy
## Season 2
### Episode 1
#### Josh Gets Shredded

    Candice: Let's play King Kong.
    [Josh tosses Candice up into the air; his back breaks when he catches her]
    Candice: Uh, dad?
    Josh: AAAAAAH!

#### Meet the Frackers
### Episode 2
#### Sauceface

    Candice: This wasn't how it was supposed to go. I just wanted to make a little cash, have a little fun. But sometimes, even the best plans… can leave a skid-mark in your shorts. To understand how we got here, you've gotta know the legend. The legend… of Sauceface.

#### Houseguest from Hell

    [Two weeks later…]
    Bridgette: [angrily knocking on the bathroom door and opens it while Becca is showering] BECCA! You have been in there for three hours! I need to shower!
    Becca: Thank you so much! I would love a nice coffee.

### Episode 3
#### Joint Break

    Pearle: [on the phone with the insurance man] Oh, really? Well, tell me, Mr. Insurance Man, how on Earth is a partial hip replacement considered elective surgery?! No, you read the fine print of your medical plan for more information! [hangs up angrily] After giving the police force the best years of my life, all they give me in return is some aspirin and a prescription for water aerobics?!
    Randy: Those bastards!
    Pearle: Don't you talk about the LAPD that way!
    Randy: But you-- But you just said--
    Pearle: Once a cop, always a cop, Randy.
    Randy: Why not give the water aerobics a try? They say it's not just for old people.
    Pearle: [opens the prescription brochure, showing an image of a coffin floating in the pool] I'm too young for this shit.

#### Cyber Matrix
### Episode 4
#### Haunted Couch

    Josh: [carrying an old white couch with Alex] We got a street couch!
    Emily: Oh, hell no! We agreed, no more garbage furniture!
    Josh: [whining] But I want it! Oh, we got that savings account you wanted.
    Emily: But we needed that! [exhales sharply] Fine.
    Josh: Yes! Excuse us, ladies.

#### Man Up
### Episode 5
#### Handy

    Randy: Those examples are bullshit and you know it! I'm gonna do what troubled young men have done for centuries… Go to sea.

#### Birthdaze

    [Josh and Emily return to the adult party in the garage and all the parents have gone completely out of control, creating a raucous]
    Trish: Oh, my God. Wouldn't it be funny if we all made out?
    Jojo: Ha, let's get naked and fight! [punches Ted in the face]
    Ted: Ow! I'm down.
    Emily: [shocked in horror] What the butt?! We were gone for five minutes!
    Bridgette: What'd you expect? You gave a bunch of parents a keg. Everyone knows once you have kids you can't hold your liquor.
    Jojo: Hey, what's the first rule of naked fight club?
    [The parents exit the garage and start making fun of The Amazing Sardini as Josh and Emily try to settle them down]
    Ted: Fake thumb!
    Party guest: Magic sucks!
    Jojo: Suck your own [bleep]!
    Amazing Sardini: Ma'am! There are children here!

### Episode 8
#### Men Rock!
#### Secret Horse
## Season 3
### Episode 2
#### Hellspital

    Josh: Man, I don't like this. You seem pretty sick.
    Alex: Oh, yeah? Could a guy who's… pretty sick mail a letter? [later crawls outside over to the mailbox to mail a letter]
    Josh: Alex, are you okay?
    Alex: Nailed it.
    Josh: You threw up on the way over here.
    Alex: Yeah. As a joke.
    [Emily, Bridgette, Pearle, and Randy come out]
    Emily: Okay. We're taking you to a doctor.
    Alex: Doctor? No! I said no doctors! Doctors have killed many people in history than Genghis Khan and Chaka Khan combined.
    Pearle: Alex, would you relax? I see like 50 doctors a week. They don't kill people.
    Alex: Why don't you tell that to my dad?! [groans weakly as he walks back inside]
    Candice: Awkwa-a-ard.
    Alex: I-I think you took a wrong turn, Pearle.
    Pearle: Oh, uh, we're taking a different route.
    Alex: Oh, okay. Hold on. How did I not know about this screening? I have like six different Google alerts for "Viking Timelord marathon." [realizes in horrified shock] Wait a minute. THIS IS THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL!!!

#### Candice Candice Revolution

    Imaginary Robin Hood: Fair Candice! It is I, an 80%-On-Model-Robin Hood. Rules are completely meaningless. Go forth and do whatever you want.
    Candice: Really?
    Imaginary Robin Hood: Of course! Doing whatever you feel like is the key to happiness. Your mind has now been blown in 3, 2, 1!

### Episode 4
#### Bridgette the Brain

    [Josh, Emily, Bridgette, and Candice arrive at the Hashima lab to meet Bridgette's younger sister, Olivia, and their mother]
    Olivia: Hey, sis. [she and her sister hug] Can't believe you actually made it.
    Mrs. Hashima: Hello, everyone!
    Emily: Hi, Mrs. Hashima. And thanks so much for us, Olivia.
    Mrs. Hashima: She's "Doctor Olivia" now.
    Bridgette: [scoffs] She's not a real doctor, she just stayed in school too long.
    Bridgette: [picks up an intelli pill from the bowl and walks into the hallway] I'll show them smart. [swallows the pill and an electric bolt elevates up from her spine to her brain] Huh? I guess it doesn't work. AAGH! [falls onto her knees] Mind on fire. Hypotenuse! Parthenogenesis! "Star Trek" continuity!
    Bridgette: [panting] Ljubljana is in Slovenia!
    Mrs. Hashima: Now that's more like it!
    Olivia: Okay, so she learned to Google, big deal.
    Emily: Bridge, are you alright?
    Bridgette: [weakly] I think I need to go home.
    Bridgette: [after inventing a Mind-agra pill] 1,000 milligrams of bio-optimized, quick-release nootropic cognitive enhancement. [takes out her phone] Science, bitch! [shutter clicks a selfie]
    Bridgette: [clapping slowly] Wow, cool pill… if you like bullshit! Hit it, Alex! [walks up on the stage] Behold! Mind-agra! [holds up a Mind-agra pill the air and the audience gasps in amazement]
    Olivia: [shocked] No! But how? [Bridgette wipes her bangs, revealing her increased head; gasps] Bitch took my pill! [runs over to her mother] Mom! She stole my pill and reverse engineered it! Do something!
    Mrs. Hashima: Like what? It's about time Bridgette did something useful. [gets up from her seat and walks up on the stage]
    Bridgette: [as her sister runs up and swipes the bottle out of her hand] Hey!
    Olivia: [dumps out a pill and swallows it, causing her brain to increase a bit as she groans] I…understand! [speedily draws a hypothesis on the chalkboard] I did it! I proved the Riemann hypothesis, the most important unsolved problem in pure mathematics!
    [The audience cheers and applause for Olivia as Mrs. Hashima raises up her hand]
    Man in Audience: Eat shit, Riemann!
    Audience: [chanting] Olivia! Olivia! Olivia!
    Bridgette: It's on!
    [The Hashima sisters keep on gulping down Mind-agra pills and both their brains increase bigger]
    Olivia: I can see the Internet!
    Bridgette: I can manipulate gravity! [she and her sister both hover into the air] Don't worry, I'll keep this short.
    Olivia: Like your bangs?
    Bridgette: I'll KILL YOU! [launches herself at her sister and pushes her through the roof of a studio]
    Candice: Science is awesome!

#### Never Meet Your Heroes

    Alex: [clears throat] "Eons ago…"
    Emily: [outraged] What the [bleep]?!
    Josh: This sucks!
    Bridgette: It makes me want to kill myself!
    Josh: You've made me hate reading more than I already do! [takes the flat screen TV off the wall and throws it, making it explode]
    Alex: Wait, what?! Is it really that bad?
    Bridgette: Let's kick him in the nuts!
    Josh: [in Candice's body] Whoa! Everyone's freakin' huge!
    Candice: [in Emily's body] Hell, yeah, I'm old enough to cuss!
    Bridgette: [in Alex's body] I'm literally inside my ex. My therapist is gonna love this.
    Emily: [in Josh's body] Wait. So who's in Bridgette?
    Jack Kleghorn: [in Bridgette's body] That's Sir Bridgette!

### Episode 5
#### The Weird Kid

I HATE IT!

### Episode 6
#### Legend of the Pier

    Josh: Lotta cars.
    Alex: [spots a car, thinking it's about to backup] Aha! See? A space is opening up as we speak. [the car's tale lights go off; annoyingly honks the horn, unaware that the driver is doing her taxes]
    Driver: [gets out of her car and runs to Alex's car; irately] I'M DOING MY TAXES, DICKWEED! [viciously slams her fists on the hood; Alex and Josh scream and drive away] I'm gonna deduct your head from your body!

#### Bike & Survive
### Episode 8
#### The Perfect Couple

I HATE IT!

#### Match Made In Valhalla

    Bridgette: [last lines] Already with the excuses.

## Cast

* J. G. Quintel as Joshua "Josh" Singleton
* Gabrielle Walsh as Emily Ramirez
* Jessica DiCicco as Candice Ramirez-Singleton
* Jason Mantzoukas as Alex Dorpenberger
* Kimiko Glenn as Bridgette Hashima
* Danielle Brooks as Pearle Watson
* James Adomian as Randy Watson

## See also

* Regular Show