# Ed, Edd n Eddy (season 5)

The following is a list of quotes from the fifth season of Ed, Edd, n Eddy.

### Mission Ed-Possible

    Ed: Panicking, Eddy!

### Every Which Way But Ed

    [Last lines; Ed had accidentally swallowed Eddy while eating a TV set]
    Edd: Good Lord! I'm gonna be ill! [runs into his house]
    Eddy: [in Ed's mouth] Remember something stupid?! Remember?!

### Boom Boom Out Goes the Ed

    Jimmy: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!
    [All the kids got thrown into a panic, and started to run around screaming]
    Rolf: Rolf knows that soil and water creates water and entertainment.
    Kevin: You Mean, like a generator?
    Rolf: Is this a test?

### Cleanliness is next to Edness

    Edd: [after getting more dirty] The milk of human kindness has abandoned me! [cries]

### Out With the Old, In With the Ed

    Edd: [shellshocked] My school supplies! Gone! Pillaged! Plundered! [backs away from the empty closet] It can't be! [covers his eyes and then looks again] IT CAN'T BE!!! [falls to the ground, a quivering mess. He then stands up and pulls something from the seat of his pants] A highlighter pen? [looks at it] How am I supposed to take notes with a highlighter-
    Ed: [jolly] Double D, can I have your hat?!
    Edd: [sarcastically] Oh, sure! Why not?! Why would I need a hat WHEN SCHOOL IS NOW TOTALLY OUT OF THE QUESTION?!?! [throttles Ed and throws him on top of Eddy. Then has an idea] Wait! You still have it, don't you? From your parents, yes? The back-to-school-sale coupon?
    Ed: Haven't got a clue what you're talking about, Double D! All I got is a back-to-school-sale coupon from my parents. [pulls it out of his jacket]
    Eddy: That stupid thing's worthless! The signs are as clear as the gap in your teeth, Sockhead. School ain't meant to be. 'Cause it's Summer baby! [does a knee slide. His apron now reads "I ♥ Summer"]
    Edd: [running to Ed] Ed, please! I beg of you! I can't be at an academic disadvantage! [Ed accidentally head butts him] Ouch. Without my school supplies, my grades are sure to plummet! [crouches on the floor, in tears as Ed flosses using the coupon] That coupon you're flossing with can procure the supplies to cross that desolate desert of scholastic learning!
    Eddy: Oh puh-leeze.
    Ed: Sounds good to me, whatever you just said!
    Edd: [smiles and drags a pantsless Ed out into the rain] Quickly, Ed! We have shopping to do!
    Eddy: [apron now reading "School Stinks"] Oh c'mon, guys! Forget school, will ya?! [turns red] SUMMER AIN'T OVER! [throws off his apron. A breeze comes along and chills him; turning blue] Brr!

### I Am Curious Ed

    Ed: Head's stayed on, Double D!

### No Speak da Ed

    Edd: Hurry, Eddy! Someone's Absconded with Ed! [Ed is pulled under a fence into Rolf's yard] Oh, Ed?
    Eddy: Hey, Lumpy!
    Edd: [turns off the Faucet who was dripping water] Waste not, cannot-
    [Suddenly, the faucet begins to Rattle. It flips apart. And the ground gives away Edd and Eddy, sending them tumbling down stairs]

### Cool Hand Ed

    [Edd has refused to partake in Eddy's plan of breaking out of school]
    Eddy: Oh yes you do, or Ed here will write your locker combination on the girls' bathroom wall!
    Edd: You wouldn't dare!
    [Ed then sharpens a pencil using his mouth]

### Too Smart For His Own Ed

    Edd: [as Eddy tears up a book] What are you doing to that poor defenseless dictionary?!
    Eddy: Ed's cramming for the spelling bee. [continues to stuff pages into Ed's ears] Feeling smarter, Ed?
    Ed: [spewing out loose sheets as he speaks] What?

### Pick an Ed

    Edd: Have you ever had one of those days, Ed?
    Ed: Every day of my life, Double D.

### Truth or Ed

    Ed: This Bubble Bathbel is a smart guy.
    Eddy: It's Bobby Blabby, idiot.
    Kevin: [hold Edd above the printer] Better spill the beans, Mr. Editor, or you're paper pulp!
    Edd: I have no idea what you're talking about!
    [Rolf shows him the paper]
    Kevin: Who wrote this stuff?!
    Edd: [reading] "Miniature aliens?" "Hairy legs?" "Lost cities" and..."spandex bicycle shorts"? Who indeed is this Bobby Blabby? [Eddy sneaks towards the door with the money hat clamped on his head] Eddy? Care to explain?
    Eddy: What? Uh...couldn't tell ya. Sounds like a jerk. [lets go of the hat and the coins fall out of it]
    Ed: You dropped your loot, Bibby Boo-boo.
    Eddy: IT'S BOBBY BLABBY! GET IT RIGHT! [covers his mouth] Oops.

### This Won't Hurt An Ed

    [Last lines; Ed has brought Eddy over to the medical room for an injection]
    Eddy: Hey! Let me go! Untie me!
    Ed: I found him the science cupboard pretending to be a stuffed beaver, Double-D.
    Edd: The nurse thanks you, Eddy.
    Eddy: Oh Yeah? What for?
    Edd: For helping Kevin conquer his fear of needles by allowing him to witness the safe and easy administration of a real booster shot.
    Eddy: Oh no you don't! Not me! [tries to run away]
    Ed: [catches Eddy] Worry not, little man. Because you get to have a lollypop after. [drags Eddy to the medical room]
    Eddy: Mommy.
    Kevin: Sweet.
    Eddy : But...No! Don't do it! I'm too young!
    Ed: Needle?!?! [runs out of the medical room, but comes back to pick up his lollypop]
    Eddy: I hate Needles!
    [Kevin is heard laughing whilst Ed walks off with his lollypop in his mouth]

### The Good, the Bad and the Ed

    Eddy: one lousy second!

### Tight End Ed

    Edd : It's not how you win or lose, it's how you play.

### 'Tween a Rock and an Ed Place

    Edd: It's all fun and games 'til Ed loses conciousness, Eddy.

### All Eds Are Off

    Eddy: [angry] Great! So I end up with a detention because of your stupid eating habits! [puts is on Ed's Chest]
    Ed: Is it that time already? Ooh, gravy cakes! Yum. [pulls some from the inside of his jacket]
    Edd: Excuse me, Ed, but don't you feel this daily diet of gravy may become detrimental to your health?
    [Ed stares at Edd happily as the bus departs]
    Eddy: [fed up] I swear he's obsessed with the stuff! It's stashed here- [pulls up Ed's shirt, revealing five gravy boats taped to his chest] –hides it there– [pulls off Ed's left shoe and gravy flows out] I bet you couldn't go a lousy day without your lousy gravy, Ed!
    Ed: Says you. [drinks from a thermos of gravy]
    Eddy: [in Ed's ear] SO PROVE IT!!!!
    Ed: [clutching his ears] AAAAH! YOUR VOICE IS LIKE TOOTHPICKS IN MY DRUMSTICKS, EDDY!
    Edd: I agree, Ed. I've always wished Eddy could communicate in a tone of voice that didn't rattle the timbers of every house in a four-block vicinity.
    [Eddy becomes steamed]
    Ed: [to the camera] Don't touch that dial, kids.
    Eddy: [angrilly] And what about YOU, Mr. Encyclopediac?! I bet I could stop yelling way before you could stop using those big fancy-schmancy words of yours!
    Jonny: Plank says Double D would go wacky if he only used words with one syllable!
    Eddy: Ha! Even the doorstop's got you pegged!
    Kevin: [across the aisle] Aww, Dork, Dorkk and Dorky are having a little tiff. Ain't it precious? [he and Nazz laugh] What dorks.
    Rolf: Always with this duck word, yes, Kevin-boy? Rolf would wager his love of mammal flesh and 25 cents that you cannot renounce this label for the mixed-nuts Ed-boys.
    Eddy: [interested by the prospect of cash] Twenty-five cents?!
    Kevin: [miffed] What? I can give up saying dork just like that. [snaps his fingers]
    Eddy: [moves to a seat by Jonny] Think you could go a whole day without that chunk of termite food telling you what to do?
    Jonny: [nervous] Easy-peasy lemon-squeezy, Eddy. Right, Plank?
    Eddy: Sounds like we got ourselves a bet. So whadadya say, boys? Ya in or what?
    Kevin: I'm in. [joins hands with Eddy]
    Rolf: Rolf will partake. [puts his hand on top]
    Jonny: This is gonna be a hoot! [puts his hand on top]
    Ed: [puts his foot on top] No gravy, or bust!
    Edd: [lays a napkin over Ed's foot so he won't dirty his hand] Very well, then. I welcome the challenge to my vast resource of the English word.
    Kevin: Yo, Nazz. Want in on this action?
    Nazz: [refusing] As if.
    Edd: Then may the best, ahem, gentleman, win.
    [The stack of hands breaks]
    Eddy: Let's see here...Con-she-enn-shus?...What kinda bunk word is that? [Edd looks uncomfortable, trying not to correct Eddy] Ohhhh...here's another one...temper-a-mental... [Edd fidgets] I dunno about you, but that's just plain stupid.
    Edd: [can't take it] STOP!!!!!! [snatches the dictionary away, holds it protectively] I will not tolerate your singlehanded annihilation of the English language for your own monetary gain, Eddy! [pauses in horror, drops the dictionary, and covers his mouth, realizing he just lost his bet]
    [Eddy just grins, as if it were too easy]

### Smile For the Ed

    Ed: Don't touch that dial, kids.
    Edd: Good Afternoon, Peach Creek Jr. High. This is your principal speaking with a very important announcement. All copies of student Eddy's photographs are to be returned to him immediately. This will leave to comply a well-warned detention for the rest of the semester. Thank You.
    Kevin: Bummer.
    Eddy: You heard the man.
    Edd: Did I just do that? I did, didn't I? I just impersonated the Principal! Made false declarations in his name! Ohhh what have I done?

### Run, Ed, Run

    Ed [to Eddy]: Run! Hide! Retreat! The sky is falling! The sky is falling, Eddy! It hit me on the head. It did.
    Eddy: You're probably just growing a brain there, lumpy.
    Edd: We hit the sky?! [the sky cracks] This isn't possible!
    [A "piece" of the sky falls]
    Eddy: Ed was right. The sky is falling.
    Ed: [proudly] Thank you very much.
    Eddy: So, now what do we do?
    Edd: I'm afraid we're just about to find out, Eddy.
    [The sky breaks, causing the Eds to fall down screaming]

### A Town Called Ed

    [The TV spits static as Kevin unsuccessfully tries changing channels. The picture resolves to a fake outdoor fireplace]
    Eddy: [offscreen] Go on, get in there.
    Edd: [prances onscreen, dressed like a pilgrim] Um...good morrow to thee. I'm about to share with thou fellow villagers the tale of Fort Peach Creek. Let us–begin, shall we?
    Sarah: I hate public access.
    [Kevin tries unsuccessfully to change the channel]
    Edd: A long time ago, Peach Creek was buteth an untamed wilderness of towering trees, torrid waters, and savage beasts.
    Ed: [wearing a moose cap, leaps out from behind a fake bush] Cock-a-doodle doo! I am a salvaged moose! Bleaugh! [walks offscreen]
    Edd: [takes center stage once more] Oh, regardeth over the horizon, for the hero of our epic tale doth approach.
    Eddy: [appears, pretending to tow a tiny wagon which, by perspective, looks large] I have come from afar and shall claim this wilderness as our own! [Ed, clueless, stands in front of the camera] Hark ye, o' savage moose, moveth along, or be turned into moose chops, hear ye?
    [Ed doesn't move, so Eddy flicks his eyes]
    Ed: This landeth is your landeth o' great shorteth one.
    [Edd gives Ed a flag]
    Eddy: Yes, this land is fulleth of peachy fuzzy fruits, and for this reason I claimeth this place as Fort Peach Creek.
    [The hill of leaves collapses, and he snaps the flag]
    Edd: And...there...you'll...haveth...it.
    Ed: Cock-a-doodle doo!

### A Fistful Of Ed

    Eddy: [to the Kanker Sisters, who are harassing Edd] HEY! [the Kankers turn around and look at him] HE'S! HAD! ENOUGH, ALREADY!!! Beat it!
    [The Kankers look nervous for a moment, then put Edd down and walk away without argument]
    Ed: [surprised] Good one, Eddy.
    Eddy: [still angry] Vultures!