# The Neighborhood (TV series)

The Neighborhood (2018–2026) is an American television sitcom that aired on CBS.

## Season 1
### Pilot [1.01]

    [first lines]
    Calvin Butler: Hey Grover, we're almost there. Check out our new neighborhood.

### Welcome to the Repipe [1.02]

    Calvin Butler: There's no such thins as a good plumber. I mean, for real.
    Tina Butler: Judging from the smile on his face, he liked it.
    Gemma Johnson: OK, look at this place. I'm so sick of living in all this mess.
    Tina Butler: Oh don't worry, they'll fix the pipe, you'll unpack, and before you know it you'll be enjoying your beautiful home.

## Season 2
### Welcome to the Bully [2.02]

    Calvin: Hey, Dave.
    Dave: Hey, Calvin. I didn't see you there.
    Calvin: Hey, so I, uh heard Grover got into a fight at school yesterday.
    Dave: Yeah, apparently, this kid Justin has been bullying him. Pushing him, making fun of his clothes, which make no sense, because I spent a lot of time picking them out.
    Calvin: Oh, wow. That's... that's rough, man. So, where are you taking him to celebrate?
    Dave: What? Celebrate?
    Calvin: Yeah, he's one and oh! That's how Tyson got started. The kid's lucky he didn't bite his ear off.
    Gemma: Oh, my God, what happened?
    Dave: Justin's dad got a little heated, and he punched me.
    Gemma: What? Are you okay?
    Dave: Yeah, I'm -I'm fine.
    Gemma: I can't believe he beat you up.
    Grover: No, Mom he didn't! Dad totally kick his butt! It was awesome!
    Gemma: Is that true?
    Dave: It wasn't what I wanted. But it was pretty awesome.

## Season 3
### Welcome to the Movement [3.01]

    Gemma: Oh, my god.

### Welcome to the Rooster [3.04]

    Rooster: Cock-a-doodle-doo.

### Welcome to the Turnaround [3.06]

    Gemma: Hey, sis.
    Brittany: If you're here because something is missing from your house, it wasn't me this time. I stole the bracelet from you years ago. So what do you want?
    Gemma: I came to apologize. I said some pretty terrible things to you that I wish I could take back. But you gonna understand, I was really embarrassed.
    Brittany: Well, I'm sorry I embarrass you. What do I need to do to get your approval? Be a doctor? A lawyer? Just tell me, because I know a guy, and I can get a license tomorrow.
    Gemma: You don't need my approval.
    Brittany: I know I don't need it. But it doesn't mean I don't want it. Gemma you're my big sister. I look up to you.
    Gemma: I'm sorry. Instead of supporting you, I got caught up in my own feelings when I should've been thinking about yours.
    Brittany: It's okay.
    Gemma: No, it isn't. You doing it something with you life, and you're really good at it. And I am really proud to be your big sister.
    Brittany: You really mean it?
    Gemma: Absolutely. And if I ever say anything that makes you feel any different, just slap one of your leather muzzles on me.
    Brittany: Thanks, Gem, that mean the world.
    [Brittany hugs Gemma.]
    Brittany: And I'm really sorry I made you look bad in front of all those people from work.
    Gemma: Actually, you didn't.
    Brittany: What is this?
    Gemma: A list of orders. Turns out I work with a bunch of freaks.

## Season 4
### Welcome to the Family [4.01]

    Gemma: Oh! He's African American!

### Welcome to the Ring [4.22]

    Tina: That ain't happening.
    Calvin: Oh.

## Season 5
### Welcome to the Future [5.18]

    Marty: Okay.

### Welcome to the Opening Night [5.22]

    Calvin: Wait.

## Season 7
### Welcome to the Neighborhood, Daphne [7.01]

    Dave: The Wiggles.
    Grover: Nada.
    Tina: Welcome to the neighborhood, Daphne.

### Welcome to the Wicked Stepmother [7.07]

    Calvin: What's that beeping noise?
    Gemma: It's an alert. It says "Take pills".
    Tina: Wait. Daddy, you have pills that you're supposed to take?
    Dave: That's a skittle.

### Bienvenidos a Nosotros [7.08]

    Calvin: Bienvenidos a Nosotros, Dave.
    Dave: Bienvenidos a Nosotros, Calvin.

### Welcome to Not Being In It [7.13]

    Courtney: Good morning, Miss Tina.
    Tina: Hey.
    Courtney: I'm just here to get Daphne's toys from last night.
    Tina: Okay.
    Courtney: Beautiful day, huh?
    Tina: It's 50 degrees in overcast. That's earthquake weather.

## Cast

* Cedric the Entertainer - Calvin Butler
* Max Greenfield - Dave Johnson
* Tichina Arnold - Tina Butler
* Beth Behrs - Gemma Johnson
* Sheaun McKinney - Malcolm Butler
* Marcel Spears - Marty Butler
* Hank Greenspan - Grover Johnson
* Skye Townsend - Courtney (seasons 7–present)

## External links

* The Neighborhood quotes at the Internet Movie Database