# Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas

Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas is a 2011 computer-animated Christmas television special, based on the Ice Age franchise. This special takes place between Dawn of the Dinosaurs and Continental Drift.

## Dialogue

    Sid: Ho, ho, ho!
    Peaches: [having a snowball fight with Crash and Eddie] You guys need to chill out! [sucks up a big snowball with her trunk and shoots it out at Crash and Eddie, who gasp and get run over by it; Peaches then blows the end of her trunk]
    Peaches: [after accidentally knocking over her parents while having a snowball fight with Crash and Eddie] Sorry, Dad!
    Manny: [picking Sid up by his neck with his trunk and putting him away from the Christmas rock] Step away from the stone.
    Sid: Why? [runs back over to the rock]
    Manny: [pulling Sid away from the rock] (Because) you'll break it. (That's why.)
    Ellie: [laughing] Sid can't break a rock!
    Diego: Don't attempt him.
    [Sid has accidentally broken the Christmas rock, and Manny snarls angrily at him]
    Sid: [backing away] Okay, okay, let's just keep it together. It really is about the spirit of Christmas, isn't it?
    Manny: You're about to be a spirit of Christmas, Sid.
    Sid: [hugging his trunk] Manny, please, I'm so sorry! (It was an accident!)
    Manny: You know what, Sid? I'm the least of your worries. You gotta answer that to Santa.
    Sid: Santa? Santa Claus?
    Manny: He's never gonna forgive this. You just got yourself on...Uh, uh. Santa's naughty list. [Sid gasps]
    Peaches: Santa has a naughty list?
    Manny: Yeah. Yeah, and if you're not good, (or if you did something very bad,) then he puts your name on it.
    Crash: We're never good!
    Eddie: Then why start now? [kicks Crash's crotch]
    Manny: Well, if your name's on the naughty list, you don't get (anything but coal for) Christmas!
    [Sid, Crash, Eddie, and Peaches gasp]
    Sid: But, no! Why me? Besides the fact that it's my fault. Heh.
    Peaches: [to Manny; angrily] If anyone deserves to be on the naughty list, Dad, it's you! [walks off in a huff]
    Ellie: She sure told you, didn't she?
    Manny: Well, too bad. I'm a grown-up. Grown-ups don't believe in the naughty list.
    [Cuts to Sid]
    Sid: [mumbles instinctively and starts crying] I'm not getting Christmas!
    Eddie: Don't cry, Sid.
    Sid: Why not?
    Crash: Your tears are freezing solid.
    Sid: [sniffles] Why am I on Santa's naughty list?! Why?! Why!?
    Diego: My guess: Because it doesn't have a loser list.
    Peaches: [sighs frustratedly] Maybe we should just follow the northern lights! [points at the lights with her trunk] North. Get it?
    Sid: I have an excellent sense of direction. [almost falls off a cliff] WAIT! [Peaches, Crash, and Eddie all stop; he lets out a huge sneeze] Ah-ah-ACHOO!!!
    Peaches: Bless you!
    Sid: Thank you! [walks off the cliff, sending him and the others falling to their apparent deaths, screaming; but then they're all pulled back up by Prancer]
    Peaches: [grabbing Sid by the neck with her trunk before he falls off the cliff again; referring to Prancer] The reindeer comes with us.
    Peaches: [to Prancer, who's flying through the air with her, Sid, and Crash and Eddie] I'm not too heavy, am I?
    Prancer: No, you're as light as a feather. [mumbling to himself] A 780-pound feather!
    Peaches: [slides over to an elf sloth] Hit it!
    Elf Sloth: Hi-ya! [hits Peaches' butt with one of the drumsticks]
    Peaches: Ow! Not me! [the elf sloth starts playing the drums with a scared look while she stares angrily]
    [Manny and Ellie have found Peaches in the North Pole is destroyed]
    Manny: [relieved] Oh! You... (Peaches?!) [suddenly angrily; points at Sid and Peaches too] You are (Peaches getting) so grounded!?
    Ellie: [angrily; points to Manny] Knock it off, Manny! No presents for you!
    Manny: What?! NO! Ellie, you are gonna get us killed!
    Peaches: [to Manny] Sorry, Daddy.
    Manny: I'm talkin' to Sid.
    Sid: [cowers behind Peaches] Sorry, Manny.
    Santa: Frolicking fruitcake!
    Diego: [to Manny, who's singing "O Christmas Rock"] You know you're singing to a rock, right?
    Manny: It's a Christmas tradition, for the kids. Don't sabers have Christmas traditions?
    Scrat: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

## Cast

* Ray Romano - Manny
* John Leguizamo - Sid
* Denis Leary - Diego
* Queen Latifah - Ellie
* Seann William Scott - Crash
* Josh Peck - Eddie
* Ciara Bravo - Peaches
* Chris Wedge - Scrat
* Billy Gardell - Santa Claus
* T.J. Miller - Prancer
* Judah Friedlander - Head Mini-Sloth

## External Links

Encyclopedic article on Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas on Wikipedia
* Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas quotes at the Internet Movie Database
Ice Age  (2002) · The Meltdown  (2006) · Dawn of the Dinosaurs  (2009) · Continental Drift  (2012) · Collision Course  (2016) · The Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild  (2022)  · Ice Age 6  (2026) :
| Short films | Gone Nutty (2002) · No Time for Nuts (2006) · Surviving Sid (2008) · Cosmic Scrat-tastrophe (2015) |
| Television specials | A Mammoth Christmas (2011) · The Great Egg-Scapade (2016) |