# Hamster & Gretel

Hamster & Gretel is an American animated television series that centers on a young girl and her pet hamster, who are given superpowers by aliens and become a superhero duo with her older brother working with them to figure out how to protect their city from mysterious dangers.

## Season 1
### Empower Failure [1.01a]

    [First lines of the series]
    Kevin: (narrating) The day I turned sixteen, I got my driver's license, and suddenly, I was free. I could be out on the open road with nothing but my own dreams to guide me. I could let the wind of adventure blow back my hair as the beckoning horizon pulled me ever onwards.
    [Cut to reality]
    Kevin: But instead, I'm just driving my little sister to and from soccer in my mom's minivan.
    Gretel: Kevin, you're not just driving me to soccer! I have flute lessons tomorrow, remember?
    Kevin: This is my life.
    Gretel: And on Friday, you're taking me to Tina's birthday party.
    Kevin: Chauffeur to a grade schooler.
    Gretel: And then, Saturday, I've got ballet...
    Kevin: I could be out there making my own destiny, but instead, I'm just spinning my wheels and going nowhere.
    Gretel: Just like Hamster! But if I hold him up like this, he thinks he's running super fast. Look at him go!
    Kevin: (sighs) I can't believe I'm having hamster envy.
    Aliens: We will now bestow upon you powers unimaginable!
    Kevin: Yep. This is my life.
    Bailey: This question is for Gretel. My best friend looks just like you. And her name is Gretel, just like you. And she has a hamster named Hamster, just like you! I just want to know... Can you sign this T-shirt for her?
    Gretel: Oh, sure, Bailey!
    Bailey: Yes! She's going to love it so -- Wait, how do you know my name?
    Gretel: (nervously) Superpowers...?
    Bailey: That is... awesome!
    Man: All right, next question!
    Fred: Hey.
    Kevin: Hey.
    Fred: So... Gretel still hasn't told Bailey yet?
    Kevin: I told her she couldn't! I only told you because I knew you would never talk about it to anybody.
    Fred: Right, because of my disdain for people. Comic shop?
    Kevin: Yeah, I think we've got time.
    Hamster: Whatever. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my wheel. [flies off]
    Gretel: Wait, you can talk?

### Math Punch [1.02b]

    Gretel: I'm a superhero now! You don't need math to lift things, fly through fast and punch bad guys!

### Superhero Sibling Rivalry [1.03a]

    Kevin: My turn!
    Gretel: Nuh-uh, my turn!
    Kevin: I don't like your tone!
    Gretel: I don't like your face!
    (Carolina enters the room)
    Carolina: Kids…
    Gretel: I don't like your hat!
    Kevin: I'm not even wearing a hat!
    Carolina: HEY! (takes the remote) That's enough insulting hat talk in this house, the both of you!! Maybe you two need a break from each other, or something. I'm taking the remote. (starts walking upstairs) Just settle this!
    Kevin: So, what does she want?
    Fred: You, shush. (to Gretel) Hey, Gretel-Beans. Your brother's being your brother. You good?

### Neigh, It Ain't So! [1.05b]

    Neighslayer: You know, I wasn't planning on being super evil today―it's more of a deejay day―but your girl tried to make me look bad in front of my crew. I can't look like a chump. (pulls out a pool of acid) You get it. Once this party wraps up, we're gonna dunk you in a vat of acid, and then... AFTERPARTY! (laughs) Die mad, you furry little freak.
    Hamster: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm rubber, you're glue!

### Abuelita's World [1.09b]

    Abuelita:
    Kevin: Wait, Abuelita!
    Gretel: Hey!
    Kevin: You know that I'm not a kid anymore.
    Abuelita: (laughs as she pinches Kevin's cheek) Ay, Kevin, I love senses of humors! Now there's only one rule in my house, and that you must follow ALL my rules. Now, hand over the phones!
    Gretel: But, Abuel-
    Abuelita: Eh-eh-eh! No buts unless they are doing chores!

### Grounded [1.11a]

    (Dave and Carolina angrily enter Gretel's bedroom.)
    Carolina: Someone is in a lot a lot of trouble!
    Gretel: (gasps) The dishes! I'm so sorry, I got sidetracked. I'll go do them now.
    Carolina: Too late.
    Dave and Carolina: You're grounded!
    Gretel: NOOOOO!!!!!!
    (Kevin pokes his head in)
    Kevin: Um, did I just hear the G word?
    Carolina: Yep. Your little sister is spending the entire weekend in. Her. Room.

### Friday Night Fright [1.12a]

Carolina: You know the rules. Hand over the phones so you won't cheating.

### For Whom the Belle Trolls [1.15a]

Kevin: Gretel, don't give up! I know that didn't go as planned, but you guys are heroes! Gretel: It's okay, Kevin. We did our best.

### Strawberry Fest Forever [1.16b]

    Doofenshmirtz: (after he sees Balloony pop once again) BALLOONY!

### Churro's Day Out [1.20b]

    Raúl: Oh, and absolutely no cellphones. Sorry. (Places the phones into the drawer)
    Kevin: Is it too late to just take a group selfie in the parking lot?
    Dave: Come on, Kev. This'll be fun!
    Raúl: Ah-ah-ah! Number 216!
    Dave: "No lying to your kids". Man, this guy's thought of everything.
    Raúl: Ah-ah-ah-ah! No complaining!

### The Break-Stuff Club [1.21b]

    Principal Funderberk: Who's responsible for this mess?
    Kevin: I am, sir. It was all me!
    Principal Funderberk: Kevin? I'm afraid I have no choice but to send you to Saturday detention!

### Shush Hour [1.27a]

    Librarian: Ssh! (points to the sign that says "Quiet Please".)
    Gretel: See, told ya! I'm too loud.

### President Fred [1.28b]

    Green Hoodie Boy: Oh my gosh, it's Hamster and Gretel! It this is a prank?

### Exclamation Strikes Back Part I [1.30a]

    Gretel: Box punch! [punches her cage; it does not bust apart] OW!!! Wait, where are the floating words?

### Exclamation Strikes Back Part II [1.30b]

    Kevin: Hiromi!
    Hiromi: Kevin! Where were you?
    Kevin: I'm so sorry, I was taking care of my little sister-
    Hiromi: Aww, that was so sweet, the first time I ever heard that of excuse of the Duck Boys concert. Kevin, I think you're a really nice guy and I like like you, but I don't think this is going to work out.
    (Hiromi sadly walks away)
    Kevin: But Hiromi…
    Gretel: Oh, Kevin. I'm so sorry.
    Kevin: Thanks, Lil'G, but it's not your fault. If it's anyone's fault, then it's-

## Season 2
### Hakuna Ma Kevin [2.01a]

    Gretel: Kevin, there's a weird guy on the boat and you-
    Yoga Class: Shhh!
    Kevin: Gretel, I'm trying to find my. Let me mellow.

### Sock It To Me, Bailey! [2.15b]

    Carolina: Eh-eh-eh! I think you're old enough to do the laundry yourself, Kevin.

### Everybody Loves Main Computer [2.16b]
## Cast

* Gretel Grant-Gomez (voiced by Meli Povenmire)
* Kevin Grant-Gomez (voiced by Michael Cimino)
* Hamster (voiced by Beck Bennett)
* Fred Grant (voiced by Joey King)
* Dave Grant-Gomez (voiced by Matt Jones)
* Carolina Grant-Gomez (voiced by Carolina Ravassa)
* Daisy Duck (voiced by Tress MacNeille)
* Bailey Carter (voiced by Priah Ferguson)
* Hiromi Tanaka (voiced by Romi Dames)
* Veronica Hill (voiced by Liza Koshy)
* Anthony (voiced by Akintoye)
* Lauren/The Destructress (voiced by Alyson Stoner)
* Lyle/FistPuncher (voiced by Brock Powell)
* Unseen alien (voiced by Dan Povenmire)

## External links

* Hamster & Gretel quotes at the Internet Movie Database