# Totally Spies!

Totally Spies! is an animated television series that focuses on Alex, Clover and Sam, three teenage girls in Beverly Hills, California, who work as undercover super agents.

## Season 1
### A Thing for Musicians [1.1]

    Clover: So, Sammy, any chance I could borrow your cashmere belly sweater tomorrow?
    Sam: Sure, that's what best friends are for, Clover.
    Alex: What about me?
    Clover: Don't be crazy, Alex. We can't possibly wear Sam's sweater at the same time.

### The New Jerry [1.2]

    Clover: Jerry, you've got to help us...
    Jerry: [on recording] Sorry, Clover, I can't help you. I'm retired!
    Clover: Très uncouth! I mean, I don't care if he is retired, this is an emergency!

### Get Away [1.3]

    Alex: Corey, I have a confession! I never surfed anything bigger than a 35 foot wave!
    Corey: [shouting] OK! Hold on, Alex!
    Alex: [off-screen] Sammy! Clover! Help!

### Stuck in the Middle Ages with You [1.4]

    Sam: You'd think she'd be over kings by now.
    Alex: Who knows, Sammy? They say third time's a charm.

### Child's Play [1.5]

    Alex: Sammy, stop! Sammy!
    Clover: Simon says stop, Sam!

### The Fugitives [1.7]

    Jerry: Girls, it's OK. We realize that you were only trying to clear your names.
    Clover: Oh, I guess we're lucky you figured it out before you gave us lobotomies.

### Abductions [1.8]

    Clover: [teary-eyed] Oh, Sammy! I'm so sorry I called you a thief and a traitor!
    Sam: No, no! I'm the one who should be sorry! I never should have accepted the role of Cosette!

### Silicon Valley Girls [1.11]

    CHAD: You've been a bad boy, coach! Time for your punishment!

### Queen for a Day [1.12]

    Sam: I was thinking one of us should pose as Tassara while the other two pose as servants and thwart any kidnapping attempts. What do you think, Clover?
    Clover: I think it's a great idea, Sammy. And of course, I'll play the role of the Queen. Now that I get to be a REAL queen, a fake real one at least. I could care less about being a dumb high school homecoming queen. Ah, I wonder what my first queenly duty should be.

### The Black Widows [1.16]

    Alex: What are we gonna do, Sammy? Mandy's got those two brainiacs and that yoga guy.
    Sam: Please do not tell me you're serious.
    Clover: Of course I'm serious, Sammy! I LOVE cheerleading!

### Spy vs. Spy [1.17]

    Jerry: Can I convince you girls to stay with WOOHP?
    Pam: Sorry, Jerry. We've had enough WOOHP adventures for one lifetime.
    Clover: Sammy, tell me again why we're going to some lame seminar while those spy wannabes are stealing our jobs!
    Alex: Yeah, I was wondering the same thing.

### Evil Boyfriend [1.18]

    Sam: Here's to never letting anything get in the way of our friendship again.
    Clover: Especially not a boy.
    Alex: From now on, it's all about togetherness.

### Passion Patties [1.21]

    Clover: Well, after being a large size everything, I decided having a big hat size is no big deal. It's best being happy with whatever size you are.

### Soul Collector [1.22]

    Clover: [as Alex, Clover and Sam are tied up, about to be zapped by an aging ray] We have got to get out of here. I am too young to be old.

### Malled [1.23]

    Security Guard: Nice try, lady. I hereby assign you to 2 weeks on the store’s cleaning crew.
    Mandy: Cleaning crew?! I have never cleaned anything in my entire life! Can’t I just hire someone to do the cleaning for me?
    Clover: While you’re cleaning the mall, why don’t you take this opportunity to clean up your act?

### Man or Machine [1.26]

    Emperor: Goodbye, ladies. Goodbye.
    Clover: OK. A man of few words.
    Sam: Too few.

## Season 2
### A Spy is Born Part II [2.1]

    Clover: Lumiere thinks he's nimble, Lumiere thinks he's quick, Lumiere just got busted by three tough chicks.

### I Want My Mummy [2.2]

    Clover: [after she stepped onto the black substance] Eww! Tunnel gunk, that's the last time I wear designer boots to the desert!
    Alex: [as the girls are tied up, being buried in sand] Clover, can you move your hand? The reflection off Mandy's ring is melting my face.
    Sam: Alex, that's it!
    Alex: What's it? Melting my face?

### Evil Hair Salon [2.3]

    Alex: She did it! Just like Rumplestiltskin.
    Sam: Uh, Alex, I think you mean Rapunzel.
    Alex: Oh.

### The Yuck Factor [2.4]

    Alex: [happily] YES! Sammy, Clover, quick! You've got to help me think of an excuse!
    Alex: Good idea, Sammy! Let's make a break for it.

### Green with N.V. [2.7]

    Sam: She's putting her sweat into the cologne.
    Alex: So, it's her sweat that keeps these guys possessed?
    Clover: That's genius! I mean, that's sick.

### I Dude [2.9]

    Sam: [to the evil beach bunnies trying to restrain her] Let go of me, you silicon-enhanced freaks!

### Mommies Dearest [2.10]

    Clover: This better work or my name is mud.

### Matchmaker [2.22]

    Clover: You won't believe the stunt Chris pulled this time!
    Sam: Let me guess. He only called you eight times yesterday to say he loved you instead of the standard ten?

### Starstruck [2.26]
## Season 3
### Truth or Scare [3.18]

    Sam: Hey, Alex, you know when I said Jackson John was a little bit kooky? You know, that was no reflection on you, right? Because best friends can have differences of opinion on stuff like that!
    Alex: Sure, Sammy.
    Clover: Hey, Alex! You know I wasn't suggesting you were out of touch when I said Jackson John was for old people, right? I mean, just because were best friends doesn't mean we have to agree all the time.
    Alex: Okay, Clover.
    Alex: Uh-oh! Clover, Sammy, I just found some trouble.
    Sam: Hang on, Alex, we're on our way.

### Evil Promotion Much? [3.24-26]

    Sam: Not only would Jerry never cheat, the idea that he would betray his own brother...his twin brother.
    Jerry: It's the only time I've lied in my entire life, and not a day goes by that I don't regret it.
    Sam: [after beheading a spy-droid] Not a good time to lose your head.

## Season 4
### Arnold the Great [4.10]

    [Fade-in on the Federal Gold Reserver - 6:49 P.M. Two security guards arrive at the Federal Gold Reserve and hop out of the armored car]
    Security Guard: This time of night, there's only one question worth askin'. Glazed or cream-filled.
    [Both guards laugh. The two start to put the bags in the machine, until they realize the armored car is gone]
    [Sam and Clover head back from their workout]
    Sam: Right, and I could work the neck better if I was wearing anti-grav boots, but that would be cheating.
    [Clover heads to the kitchen and sits down]
    Clover: [to Sam] Too bad Alex didn't come with. She's not as picky as you are about playing by the rules. Mighty Bar?
    [The chair breaks and Clover falls down]
    Sam: I think you better switch to the low-carb Mighty Bars.
    [Clover notices the chair has been chewed up]
    Clover: Hey, this has been chewed up.
    Sam: Wait a sec. My souvenir pillow from Niagara Falls is gone.
    [Clover looks under the side table and finds Sam's pillow, which is already slobbered]
    Clover: You mean this thing?
    Sam: Ew! Whatever's going on, it reeks of... [in unison with Clover] Alex!
    [Alex is spotted, closes the dresser and tries to be innocent]
    Alex: Hey! Back so soon? How was the game?
    Sam: Alright, Alex, what's going on?
    Clover: Chewed up chair legs.
    Sam: Slobbered up pillow.
    Alex: Maybe we got attacked by beavers? [Suddenly barking noises are heard inside the dresser, much to Alex's shock, and Alex struggles to act innocent] Boy, am I hungry. Just listen to my stomach. What's for lunch, guys?
    [Sam opens the dresser drawer, revealing that a white husky puppy named Sparky is inside. Sparky looks at Sam and Clover, panting, wagging his tail]
    Sam: [in unison with Clover, looking at Sparky] Oh!
    Alex: OK, I'm busted. But what was I supposed to do? Sparky was lost. I had to bring him home.
    Sam: You can't keep him. Sorry, Alex.
    [Sparky turns to Alex and looks at her]
    Alex: [looking at Sparky] Mmm...[holding Sparky] But look at how cozy and fuzzy and cuddly and nuzzly he is.
    Clover: Think about it, Sam. Having a puppy might seriously broaden certain horizons for us.
    [Clover fantasizes herself walking Sparky and meeting a cute boy, sighing]
    Sam: This puppy obviously belongs to someone. We gotta return him.
    [Clover's fantasy is crushed, enraging Clover]
    Clover: [putting on an enraged face with flames] Thanks for totally killing my fantasy, Sammy!
    Sam: We'll make some flyers and put them up around the neighborhood.
    Alex: I guess you're right.
    [The clock on the radio beeps, saying it's 8:15 A.M.]
    Clover: Hello! Detention Alert! We're gonna be late for first period if we don't hurry!
    Sam: Wait. What about Sparky while we're in school?
    Alex: Uh, I'm sure he'll be fine right here.
    [Sparky barks]
    Clover: Oh, quelle surprise? Look who's Student of the Week... again!
    Sam: Doesn't Mandy ever get tired of buying votes, Clover?
    Clover: Does a piranha ever get tired of biting toes?
    Arnold: Hey guys! Hi... Clover. What cha doing?
    Clover: Take a wild guess, Arnold.
    Arnold: [slightly embarrassed] Uhh... eating lunch. He heh heh heh.
    [Suddenly whimpering noises are heard inside Alex's bag, and Alex slides her lunch into her bag]
    Alex: [acting innocent, wiping her lips] Mmm. Delish.
    Clover: [to Alex, suspiciously] You must have been really hungry to eat your lunch so fast, Alex.
    Sam: [to Alex, suspiciously] And your plate.
    [Making fun of Arnold]
    Dominique: Don't worry, I'll save you.
    Caitlin: Not!
    [They both laugh at him]
    Mandy: Get away from me! You are useless!
    Arnold: Aww... I am useless.
    Sam: Oh, hey, Arnold. Don't listen to her.
    Clover: Yeah, it's no biggie. Nobody got hurt... except Mandy's pride.
    [Arnold walks away discouraged and pulls out a comic book]
    Arnold: I wish I could be more like Admiral Admirable. He always saves the day...
    [He clenches the comic book in his fist out of anger]
    [Alex is pouring milk into her bag]
    Sam: [offscreen, in unison with Clover] Alex!
    [Alex turns to see them. Sam opens Alex's bag and pulls Sparky out]
    Clover: What are you doing? I thought you were gonna leave Sparky at the house.
    Alex: I know, but I was leaving, and he looked so- [as the table suddenly turns upside down] sad!
    [The girls scream as they and Sparky get W.H.O.O.P.-ed, landing on the couch]
    Jerry: [pointing to Sparky in Sam's lap] What is that?
    Alex: [offscreen] It's Sparky.
    [Sparky barks, then jumps onto Jerry's desk, startling Jerry. The girls gasp, shocked and startled, as he and Jerry are in a game of tug of war over the magazine]
    Jerry: [to Sparky] Ugh. Let go of that. [Sparky growls, then releases the magazine, looking cute. Jerry is holding the now slobbered magazine, sarcastically] Charming. [pulling Sparky aside] Moving on.
    G.L.A.D.I.S.: Clover, you'll have the laser nailfile. And let's avoid hitting the mayor's car again, alright?
    Jerry: Good luck, super-spies.
    [Sparky walks up to Jerry, wagging his tail]
    Alex: Now, look, Sparky just ate, so he should be okay for a few hours, but you'll have to walk him soon. [giving Jerry Sparky's leash] So, here's his leash.
    Jerry: [confused] Sparky? Walk? Soon? Well, you're not leaving that creature here.
    Clover: Well, we certainly can't take him with us on the mission.
    Sam: Arnold, what are you doing here?
    Arnold: I had the same question for you. Are you guys... Superheroes?
    [He imagines Sam with water power, Clover with fire power, and Alex with electric power]
    Alex: That would be super-spies.
    Clover: [To Arnold] Sorry, Arnie. Gotta go, we're on a case.
    Arnold: Hey! Maybe I can join you guys. Admiral Admirable and the Super Spies! Cool, huh?
    Clover: Cool? Not.
    Arnold: Well, why not? I've got the outfit!
    Alex: Forget it Arnold. There's more to being a super-spy than funny clothes!
    Sam: Look, we gotta trust you not to tell anyone that we're spies, okay. It could put our very lives in danger.
    Arnold: [putting his head down, discouraged] Fine.
    Jerry: [on his back, teaching Sparky how to roll over] Roll over. See, Sparky? Just like Daddy. [groans. Sparky barks. Suddenly, Jerry sees the girls walk in. He pets Sparky] Y-Yes, yes. Very good, Sparky. We'll continue your training later.
    Sam: Nice trick, Jer. We came as soon as we could.
    Alex: [gasps, to Sparky] Hey, Sparky.
    [Sparky runs up to her, barking, wagging his tail]
    Alex: [to Sparky] Sparky, stay.
    [Sparky barks]
    Jerry: Well, how come you listen to her?
    Sam: It's kind of hard here with "Admiral Admirable" screaming like a preschooler!
    Alex: Ok, wait! I got it! Arnold, calm down! We need your help! In my backpack is the Wind Tunnel 9000 Laser Tornado Blast Hair Dryer. See it?
    Arnold: Yeah?
    Sam: Great idea, Alex! Arnold, set it on "reverse" and turn it on!
    Arnold: I don't understand! [He sets the switch to "reverse", aims it at the tornado, and pulls the trigger. The tornado disappears] It worked!
    [Fade-in on the Beverly Hills Park - 6:35 A.M. Jerry is walking Sparky]
    Jerry: [to Sparky, near a tree] Come on now. Just like we did in my office. Heel. [Sparky sniffs the ground. He barks] Ugh! I trained those three girls to be spies. [picking up Sparky] It's only a matter of time before I've trained you too. [Sparky licks Jerry on the nose] Oh, [giggling, cuddling Sparky] who is a good wittle doggy, eh? [Suddenly, Sparky sees Geraldine Husk behind Jerry, growling at her. Jerry turns and sees her] No! [He takes Sparky and runs, carrying him while Geraldine Husk chases them across the park]
    Geraldine: [chasing Jerry] I'll get you, my Jerry, and your little dog too! [She corners them at the fountain. She aims her laser at them, laughing evilly. Suddenly, Sam gets in the way] What? I thought you were-
    Sam: You thought wrong.
    [The girls fly and dodge the laser while Jerry and Sparky hide behind the side of the fountain]
    Clover: How are we gonna stop that thing?
    Alex: I don't know, but nobody threatens my puppy!
    Jerry: [to Sparky, hiding at the side of the fountain with him] Sparky, stay. [Sparky nods]
    Geraldine: I'll get you for this Admiral Admirable!
    Arnold: Not today, Geraldine!
    [Sam and Clover are on the couch. Alex is sitting between them, holding Sparky, shedding tears]
    Clover: Come on, Alex. Cheer up. [petting Sparky] We knew that sooner or later Sparky's owner had to see one of the flyers.
    Sam: I think Jerry is taking this way harder than Alex is. He could hardly stop crying long enough to wipe out Arnold's memory. [Suddenly, the doorbell rings offscreen] There he is.
    Clover: Be strong, Alex.
    [Alex opens the door, sad. Her sadness changes to surprise. Hero is happy]
    Brad: Hero! How are you doing, boy?
    [Alex gives Hero back to him]
    Alex: [to Brad, in love with him] Sparky's name is Hero? [She giggles, falling in love with him]
    Brad: Yeah. I'm Brad. You must be Alex. Thanks for taking such good care of Hero. [blushing, in love with her] You know, I live right in the neighborhood. Anytime you want to walk around the block with him-
    Alex: How about right now?
    [Brad and Alex go for a walk together, making Hero happilly wag his tail. Sam and Clover look at them, surprised]
    Clover: Come on! Let's go find us some stray puppies!
    Sam: Way ahead of you.
    [Sam and Clover go to look for stray puppies as the episodes irises-out]

### Like, So Totally Not Spies [4.18-19]

    Sam: [Notices rust on her bracelet] Hey, check it out! My bracelet is rusting.
    Clover: [Stares at rust on her own bracelet] Ugh! Low rent much. We are so getting a refund on these.
    Alex: [Stares at rust on her own bracelet] Totally.
    Jerry: [Gets an idea] Aha! The salt water must be causing the clasp to corrode. Quick, girls. Put your bracelets back underwater.
    [The girls puts their arms back underwater. First, Sam's bracelet unlocks, causing her memories to return. Second, Clover's bracelet unlocks, causing her memories to return. Finally, Alex's bracelet unlocks, causing her memories to return. All three girls gasp in surprise as their memories return.]
    Sam: [Astonished] No way.
    Clover: [Astonished] He's right.
    Alex: [Astonished] We are spies.
    Jerry: [Happily] Welcome back, ladies.

### Totally Busted! [4.24-26]
## Season 5
### Evil Mascot [5.18]

    [The girls are driving down a street in their jeep, following the signal of The Silent Siren Tracking Device. Suddenly, they hear meowing from the side of a house. They gasp]
    Sam: [as they park the jeep outside the house] There's another attack in progress. Come on. [she and the girls run over to the side of the house. Suddenly, they're surprised] [in unison with Clover and Alex] Hmm?
    [The camera trucks-out to reveal an orange tabby kitten crying, meowing in pain]
    Alex: [giggles] Yeah. Attack of the lonely kitty.
    Clover: Guess it was just a false alarm.
    [The kitten is still meowing in pain]
    Sam: Actually, I think we are in the right place. [she walks over to the kitten]
    Clover: How do you know?
    [She picks up the kitten as it still meows in pain]
    Sam: Even though we may not be able to hear The Silent Siren, this cat sure can. [turning to the viewer] He's got great hearing.
    Alex: [to the kitten, gasping, as the kitten meows in pain] You poor baby. We didn't mean to hurt your fuzzy, little ears with our evil siren. [She turns The Silent Siren Tracking Device off. The kitten stops meowing in pain. Alex laughs, taking the kitten from Sam and cuddling it]
    Clover: Now that crisis is over, it's time for a little b&e. Let's see what The Glass Gas can do for us. [she sprays The Glass Gas on the bars of the basement window. Suddenly, the bars dissolve]
    Alex: [in unison with Sam, holding the kitten] Coolio!
    Clover:So, when he said we had bigger things to worry about here, do you think that was more blathering?
    [Suddenly, the purple ribbons start to constrict Alex and the kitten]
    Alex: No such luck. It looks like we're about to be pressed into a spy patty.
    [Suddenly, the purple ribbons start to constrict Alex and the kitten and Sam and Clover tightly]
    Sam: [turning to the viewer] Great. What do we do now?
    [Suddenly, Clover sees The Silent Siren Tracking Device. She gets an idea]
    Clover: Turn The Tracking Device back on.
    Alex: What good will that do? It isn't attached to the baddie anymore.
    Clover: It will give our little friend here just enough motivation to claw us to freedom.
    Alex: [worried about the kitten] Oh, I don't know, Clover. [looking down at the kitten] That sounds kind of mean.
    Sam: Don't worry, Alex. It won't hurt the cat. Just annoy him a little.
    Clover: And, besides, it will only last a few seconds.
    Alex: Okay, but hurry up before I change my mind.
    [Sam struggles to turn on The Silent Siren Tracking Device. She turns on The Silent Siren Tracking Device. Suddenly, the kitten hears The Silent Siren Tracking Device. He meows in pain, yowling, upset, bouncing all over the place, carrying Alex along. He rips out of the purple ribbons, freeing both himself and Alex, who falls to the floor, dizzy]
    Clover: Yeah!
    Sam: It worked!
    [The kitten yowls angrily at the Silent Siren Tracking Device, and bites it in half]
    Alex: [to the kitten, gasping, crawling up to him] You poor baby. [She picks up the kitten] Thanks, kitty. We totally owe you. [She kisses the kitten, making it happy]
    [Mali-U Beach- 7:46 P.M. Sigmund Smith is arrested]
    Jerry: Congratulations on yet another successful mission, ladies.
    Clover: No probs. You know, except for the part where I got sand under my fingernails and egg in my hair.
    Sam:So, uh, what are we gonna do about our fellow coeds, Jer? They kind of saw us in spy-tastic action.
    Jerry: As always, W.O.O.H.P. will remedy the situation.
    Alex: [gasps, remembering the kitten] Speaking of situations that need remedying, there's a little cat that needs a new home now that its owner is being relocated to the W.O.O.H.P. Containment Facility.
    Jerry: Don't fret. [as a W.O.O.H.P. agent holds the kitten in his arms while the girls go "Ahh"] W.O.O.H.P. will take the cat to W.O.O.A.P.— The World Organization Of Animal Protection. [The kitten meows happily while the girls go "Ahh"] Cheerio. [The kitten meows happily as Jerry drives off to W.O.O.A.P.]

### Totally Dunzo [5.25-26]
## Season 6
### Grabbing the Bully by the Horns [6.6]

    Jerry: Hello, ladies. I hope I wasn't interrupting anything important.
    Clover: Jerry, it never bothered you before.
    Jerry: True, [standing up, revealing his bulging suit] but it's nice to ask once in a while.
    [Suddenly, oinking noises are heard inside his suit]
    Sam: Did you have the sardine burrito for lunch again, Jerry?
    Jerry: [hiding Oinky in his suit] I wanted it to be a surprise, [as Oinky's head pops out of the suit] but Oinky hasn't learned the art of stealth quite yet.
    Alex: [to Oinky, excitedly happy to see him] Oinky! You've come back to me! DREAMS DO COME TRUE! [Oinky runs out of Jerry's suit up to Alex, squealing, who catches him in her arms, laughing. They nuzzle each other, happily] Aw!
    Jerry: [photographing their moment with his phone] Now, there's a sentimental moment for the W.H.O.O.P. photo album.
    Alex: [to Oinky, cuddling him] Oh, did you miss me? Did you have enough mud to play in? Do you need your little hooves buff?
    [Camera pans-up Sam and Clover on the couch]
    Sam: [to Clover] Alex really likes that pig.
    Alex: [holding Oinky] Oh, guys, didn't you miss Oinky? [holding Oinky at Sam] Kiss him.
    Sam: Ew! Gross!
    [Alex turns Oinky to Clover]
    Clover: Ugh! Stop!
    Alex: Oinky has to live with us, doesn't he? [fantasizing a cute, happy family life, draw in crayon, with Sam and Clover playing on a seesaw, laughing and giggling, and Alex and Oinky frolicking outside their house] No one can give him a better home than the three of us.
    Sam: Uh, I don't think that's such a good idea, Alex. Oinky wouldn't like our place. You know, not enough mud.
    Alex: [to Sam, about Oinky] But-but-but-but he could find truffles for us. He's cleaner than a dog, and he's SO cute!
    [Camera pans-down to Oinky's cute, sad face. Sam gulps]
    Jerry: Good luck, ladies. [as Oinky sits on his desk next to him] I'll take care of Oinky until you return. [He pets Oinky, who oinks]
    [The girls are now back on campus, walking]
    Clover: Ah. Phew. Fighting that metal menace was a workout. Luckily, I have a free period next so I can relax at the pent house.
    [Suddenly, Oinky oinks offscreen, running up to Alex. Alex picks him up]
    Alex: Aw, look at him. What a loyal, little oinker he is, aren't you, Oinky? [she oinks] Aw. [she hugs him, causing him to squeal excitedly] Oh, I have to take a picture of this. Mr. Oinky visits campus.
    Alex: [to Oinky] Oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oink, oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oink, oink. [Oinky oinks] Oh, really? That's incredible.
    Clover: [to Alex] What did he say?
    Alex: [to Clover] I have no idea.
    [Clover faints, sighing, while Alex pets Oinky]
    [Last lines]
    Trent: [driving the cart next to Mandy in the hallway] Why won't you let me drive you around today, Mandy?
    Mandy: [angrily walking next to the cart in the hallway] I am not in the mood for the cart today, thank you very much, and... [turning to Trent] I don't know why. [She attempts to enter the girls' restroom, only to scream, getting startled by Oinky, who growls at her, wearing a bodyguard uniform] What...is...that...pig doing blocking the door?!
    Alex: [to Mandy, about Oinky] Oh, no biggie, Mandy. Oinky is OUR new bodyguard.
    [Mandy screams, enraged, as the camera trucks-out to Oinky oinking and the girls laughing. The episode irises-out]

### Celebrity Swipe! [6.8]

    [Oinky brings Alex a truffle, panting]
    Sam: Hmm.
    Alex: I had no idea Oinky's a truffle pig.
    [Suddenly, The Mandy Statue tips over. The girls get W.H.O.O.P.-ed. The Mandy Statue tips back to its normal position]

### Dog Show Showdown [6.11]

    Jerry: [after summoning the girls and Oinky to headquarters from their penthouse] Hello, ladies. [Oinky oinks, landing on Alex's head] Hello, Oinky.
    [Oinky oinks, sitting in Alex's lap]

### So Totally Versailles! [6.25-26]
## Season 7
### Totally Pawsome [7.11]
## Unsorted

    Sam: You'll never get away with your crazy scheme. By the way, what is your crazy scheme?
    Clover: [after the girls are sucked through the tunnel to headquarters] Jerry, would it kill ya' to send a limo, just once?
    Clover: [after destroying a spy-droid's ankles] Someone has to take the fall.
    Clover: Since I have sworn off boys, I have tons of free time, Sam. Last night, I completely reorganized my handbag closet.
    Sam: You have a handbag closet?
    Clover: I told you, I have tons of free time.
    Clover: [as the girls are tangled in seaweed while making a getaway] Now I know what sushi feels like.
    [the girls get trapped in a net]
    Clover: And this must be what cooked sushi feels like.
    Alex: I think they just call that seafood.
    Clover: Whatever.
    Sam: Time to go to Plan B!
    Clover: Do we even HAVE a Plan B?
    Sam: We've got a villain to catch.
    Clover: Yeah, and we also have one to save.
    Jerry: [after summoning the girls to headquarters from a sauna] Sorry to interrupt your conversation just as things were "heating up".
    Clover: Not funny much.

## Cast

* Jennifer Hale (Seasons 1-6) as Samantha "Sam" Simpson, Amanda "Mandy"
* Vanessa Moyen (Season 7) as Samantha "Sam" Simpson
* Sarah Naughton (Season 7) as Amanda "Mandy"
* Andrea Taylor (Seasons 1-6) as Clover Ewing, Dominique
* Ali Ryan (Season 7) as Clover Ewing
* Alyssa Poon (Season 7) as Dominique and Caitlin
* Katie Leigh (Seasons 1 and 2) and Katie Griffin (Seasons 3–6) as Alexandra "Alex" Casoy, Caitlin
* Lori Felipe-Barkin (Season 7) as Alexandra "Alex" Casoy
* Jess Harnell (Seasons 1 and 2), Adrian Truss (Seasons 3–6) and Gary Mack (Season 7) as Gerald James "Jerry" Lewis
* Stevie Vallance as G.L.A.D.I.S. (Seasons 3 and 4)
* Alana Barrett-Atkins as Zerlina (Season 7)
* Arjun Biju as Toby (Season 7)
* Jody Doo as Glitterstar (Season 7)