# Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show

Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show is an animated road comedy television film based on the animated series Ed, Edd n Eddy. The film served as the series finale of the show.

## Ed

* [first line] Trouble! Bad! Pain!
* [to his sponges] Be free, dear friends!
* Oh where, oh where has my rotting brain gone?
* [pretending to have a fork through his head] If looks could kill, I'd be dead.
* I am Ed! Cheese and macaroni!
* Oh boy, Eddy, did you see him go flying? He flew like a canoe!
* [wearing a pair of gag glasses] Looks gaggy to me, Eddy.

## Edd

* [voiceover] Beloved parents. By the time you read this, I will be long - far...oh, dear. [picks up the note, folds it, and puts it on a pile of other failed attempts at writing the letter] Dearest Mother and Father. It is with great sh-shame... [puts down his pen and begins to cry. He looks over at the notepad, picks up the pen again and continues writing] ...that I regretfully confess to... [sniffles] I regretfully confess to my involvement in the inexcusable, unconscionable, reprehensible, abhorrent, detrimental, detestable, incomprehensible, immoral... [now speaking aloud the words he is writing] thoughtless, hurtful...! [his writing goes jagged] OH, WHAT HAVE WE DONE?! [bursts into tears and curls up into a little ball on his chair]
* Um, excuse me. I'll be right back.
* We're fugitives, Eddy! Are you aware of the consequences we're about to endure? All because of our misguided chicanery!
* Seatbelts certainly are a trusted friend.
* We'll never make headway if you keep rummagi- [Ed smacks him in the face with a rubber chicken]
* [waking up to find Ed's rear resting on his head] Is that Ed's...? Good lord! Horrid! Icky! Foul! Oh, who am I kidding? I just slept in my clothes.

## Eddy

* What's with my brother and these stupid bricks?!
* Way to go, lummox! The only rock for miles and you had to hit it!
* [probing the gag factory] Bro! It's me, Eddy! You know...pipsqueak?
* Can we go now? My bro'll make us eat a barnacle if we show up while he's watching Matlock.
* I'm starting to hate slapstick.

## Dialogue

    Eddy: This is all your fault, Sockhead.
    Edd: My fault? Funny, isn't it, how it's always my fault when another of your amazing scams goes awry.
    Eddy: Yeah, well, I didn't see you stop me. You shoulda known it would go bad.
    Ed: Boy, did it go bad.
    Ed: Can your brother send me brain waves, too?
    Eddy: If you only had a brain.
    Ed: Aw, come on, Eddy, have a heart.
    Edd: Courage, courage, Eddward.
    [Edd loses his hat]
    Eddy: My eyes! They're burning!
    Edd: You stop that!
    Ed: Does it hurt, Double D?
    Edd: Oh, shush.
    [The duck boat sits in a swamp, its neck broken and its body abandoned. As we watch, it lifts its head a few inches before dropping the beak back into the murky water. It does this again]
    Eddy: Where's your fauna now, Mr. Duck Boat?
    Edd: The collision was unavoidable, Eddy. It was the unpredictable current that proved unfavorable.
    Eddy: [slapping a mosquito] Unbelievable. All I know is we're stuck in a swamp off the middle of nowhere. [uses his shirt as a bandana] Big bro ain't gonna be impressed. [slaps another mosquito]
    Edd: Is that what you think? That I'm here to impress your brother? [Ed crawls from the swamp] That I would forsake my home and family for something as trivial as-
    Ed: Buttered toast! [dives into the water]
    Edd: Perhaps we should talk about you and Ed's immature behavior. I'm sure he'd like to hear about that. Well, I'll have you know, if it hadn't been for my-
    Ed: Crocodile attack!
    Eddy: Ed! [Ed leaps on him, pretending to be a crocodile] He's a mean one! [play-fighting with Ed] You dirty - ah-ha! [laughs as he runs away from Ed]
    Ed: [giving chase] I will chomp you!
    Edd: Wait! Where are you two going?! [goes after them, tiptoeing from tiny island to tiny island] Oh dear. A malodorous marsh is not a place to play, gentlemen! Do you hear me?! [reaches solid ground]
    Eddy: Over here, Sockhead, hey! [Edd turns to him] Help me out of this molasses, it's trying to swallow me.
    Ed: Wiggle my toes, wiggle my toes.
    Edd: Make no sudden movements! You're sinking in QUICKSAND!!!
    Eddy: Quicksand?! Ed! We're done for! [hugs his friend]
    Ed: We are so in manure!
    Eddy: Immature, you - immature! Oh, man! We're really sinking now!
    Ed: [going under] To all the girls I loved before!
    Eddy: No! Ed! [pulls his friend out] Hang on, man!
    Ed: Help! Help!
    Eddy: Double D! Do something!
    Edd: [creating a rope from vines] Stay calm, don't panic! [finishing] I got it! [tosses it in the sand] Quickly, take hold of that- [the rope lands on top of the sand] NO! NO! NOOOO!!! [frantically searches through the mud] Where are you?! Eddy! Ed! Oh don't you give up on me! Answer me! Please? [weeping] Why oh why didn't you listen to me?! This is all my fault! I should have never let you leave the cul-de-sac! [cries; a handkerchief is held out to him] Thank you, Ed. Goodness, Ed, that's filthy. [Ed and Eddy are in front of him]
    Eddy: Gotcha. [the two laugh] Man, you're such a sap. This muck's only ankle deep. Can't sink in it.
    Ed: Got that right, Eddy! Because sinks are Mother Nature's own cereal bowls.
    [Edd turns around and walks off]
    Eddy: Hey Sockhead, where you going? You got somewhere to be? What? [Edd walks through the swamp until he reaches a dock. He heaves himself up onto it. Water drips off of him, and he slips on it. Edd makes a label reading "Caution", puts it on a puddle, and continues walking] Hey! Where ya goin'? You're headin' back into the swamp. My bro don't live-
    Edd: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME!!! A "SAP"?! Well, excuse my sincerity for thinking I had lost the only two people I have left in this world!
    Eddy: And?
    Edd: It's surprising, because your stubborn, inane desire to shout, sandbag and swindle is what put us here in the first place!
    Ed: I helped too!
    Edd: [gives Ed a furious look, then turns back to Eddy] You and your nefarious scams!
    Eddy: Like you were picking daisies. You built the stupid thing!
    Edd: If you had paid attention to what I said and NOT pushed the red button!
    [They start brawling]
    Ed: Stop! I demand you tickle each other right now!
    Edd and Eddy: Stay out of this, Ed!
    Ed: [to himself] The evil dark side has consumed them both! Trouble! Bad! Big!
    Edd: I've had ENOUGH! [kicks Eddy off] I'm returning home.
    Ed: But we can't go home, Double D.
    Edd: I'd rather face my consequences, Ed, than wander aimlessly with a so-called friend. [storms off]
    Ed: Say it ain't so! We are three no more, Eddy! Like hop, skip, and no jump! Like up, up, but no away! Like blah, blah without the other blah!
    Eddy: FINE!!! GO HOME!!! I DON'T BLAME YA! BECAUSE EVERYTHING WAS MY FAULT! [cries] YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! A FOUL-UP WANNABE LOSER! [beats his head and continues sobbing]
    Edd: [turns back and walks back towards him] Eddy?
    Eddy: What? [still sobs]
    Edd: Your shirt, Eddy.
    Eddy: My shirt?
    Edd: [pointing to it] Are those salt deposits from your lamentation? [Eddy looks down, and he thwacks Eddy's nose] Gotcha.
    Ed: [hugs them both happily] WE ARE FRIENDS ONCE MORE, GUYS! To Eddy's big bro's house! [carries them on his shoulders]
    Edd: Not that way, Ed. [turns Ed around] This way.
    Eddy: You heard my pal, Ed!
    Edd: What would you do without me, Eddy?
    Eddy: Don't milk it, Sockhead.
    Marie: No one beats up our little love muffins.
    Edd: Yes. I mean no. What? Yes?
    Eddy's Brother: Park don't open 'til noon.
    Eddy: I told you he's a whiz at tellin' time.
    Eddy's Brother: Pipsqueak?
    Eddy: Bro!
    Eddy's Brother: Mom and Dad know you're here?
    Eddy: As if!.
    'Eddy's Brother: Anyone know you're here?
    Eddy: Only these chumps who chased us here.
    Eddy's Brother: Just a sec. [opens the door] Aren't those ankle biters from the cul-de-sac?
    Eddy: Yeah, and they want to beat me up, all for nothin'.
    Kevin: He's lookin at you, Rolf. Later.
    Eddy's Brother: "All for nothin'", huh? Still the trouble makin' Eddy, I see.
    Eddy: Stop it, bro.
    Ed: I smell my fingers after I eat cheese.
    Eddy: Um, I told the guys you'd put us up. Ed and Double D.
    Edd: I have big experie - Uh, whale - uh... [faints]
    [Eddy and his brother laugh]
    Eddy's Brother: Just for old times' sake, let's play uncle.
    Eddy: Uncle?
    Eddy's Brother: Wanna crash at my place, don't ya?
    Eddy: That's why we came all the way- [his brother twists his leg] Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
    Eddy's Brother: Say what?
    Eddy: Uncle, uncle, uncle!
    [Eddy's brother lets go of Eddy's leg. Eddy's leg untwists like a propeller and he hops around like a joke shop toy]
    Edd: Oh, my!
    Eddy's Brother: [laughs] That was good, pipsqueak.
    Eddy: Can we go inside now?
    Eddy's Brother: Why not? Don't forget to wipe your feet. [repeatedly throws Eddy into the trailer door]
    Eddy: Come on, bro. Give it up.
    Eddy's Brother: Give it up? I thought you wanted to hang with your hero.
    Eddy: I do, bro, I do.
    Edd: Mister Eddy's Brother. As the older sibling, don't you think you should rather be setting an example for Eddy, and not, um...belittle him...in front of his...friends?
    Eddy's Brother: Belittle? He's always been little. I like you, girlfriend. [hammers Edd into the ground using Eddy] You got spunk.
    Eddy: I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother was a lie. I just made things up, so everyone would like me, think I was cool. But boy, was I wrong. The scam, my brother...when am I gonna learn, Double D?
    Edd: I think you just have, Eddy.
    [The bus arrives, rides around the Eds and the kids, and stops]
    Jonny: [comes out of the bus with Plank] Your time of reckoning is now, rapscallions! IT'S MELON TIME!
    Eddy: WHERE'D HE COME FROM?! Jonny! Wait!
    Jonny: [tackles the Eds] No thanks are necessary, citizens.
    Sarah: You idiot! [tackles Jonny] Leave our friends alone!
    Kevin: Back off, melon dweeb! [beats up Jonny]
    Rolf: Leave some produce for Rolf! [tackles Jonny as well]
    [While the kids are fighting, Jimmy helps up Double D, and brushes the dirt off his clothes]
    Kevin: [to the Eds] Sorry about that. Say, let's go to my place. Jawbreakers are on me!
    [The Eds smile happily]
    Jimmy: Party at Kevin's! Whee!
    [The kids cheer as they hold up the Eds in the air]
    Eddy: We did it, Double D! Everyone loves us! We're finally in, baby!
    Edd: And it only took 130 episodes, 4 specials and a movie, Eddy.
    Ed: Let's sing a song!
    [The Eds and the kids (except Jonny) then sing "Friends are There to Help You", with the "second verse" which is the "same as the first"]
    Jimmy: [singing] When you stub your toe and it hurts you know...
    Kids: [except for Jonny and including the Eds; singing] ...Friends are there to help you. When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced, friends are there to help you. When you're flying low and you're giving a show, friends are there to help you. When you take off your shoe and your feet stink PEE-YEW, friends are there to help you.
    [As the kids sing the song, Wilfred eats out of Captain Melonhead's watermelon helmet. The Kankers are dragging Eddy's brother inside]
    Lee: First one inside gets to give him mouth to mouth.
    [When the Kankers finish pulling Eddy's brother inside, Marie reattaches the door and shortly thereafter, a flurry of girlish giggling erupts; fades to black. Edd puts in the label that reads "The End"]
    Jimmy: Second verse, same as the first! [singing] When you stub your toe and it hurts you know...
    Kids: [including Jonny too this time with the Eds; singing] ...Friends are there to help you. When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced, friends are there to help you. When you're flying low and you're giving a show, friends are there to help you. When you take off your shoe and your feet stink PEE-YEW, friends are there to help you.
    [Last lines]
    Jonny: This is your craziest plan ever, Plank. We'll show them. WE'LL SHOW THEM ALL! What's that? They did, didn't they? Yeeeaahhh...The goody-goody-two-shoe days of Captain Melonhead and Splinter have come to an end. And out of the darkness will rise the villainous days of the Gourd! And his evil cohort, Timber, the Dark Shard! Together, we will exact revenge, on the entire CUL! DE!! SAC!!! [laughs evilly and crazily, then stops] What? [looks at plank] There's no time left? [checking his watch] It's the end of the movie? What movie?
    [Ending the series]

## Cast

* Matt Hill as Ed
* Samuel Vincent as Edd / Double D
* Tony Sampson as Eddy
* David Paul Grove as Jonny / Captain Melonhead
* Kathleen Barr as Kevin and Marie Kanker
* Erin Fitzgerald as Nazz and May Kanker
* Peter Kelamis as Rolf
* Janyse Jaud as Sarah and Lee Kanker
* Keenan Christenson as Jimmy
* Terry Klassen as Eddy's Brother