# Dairy Queen

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## DQ Lips

* "There's always fun-thing different at your Dairy Queen restaurant!"
* "Great food, geat treats, great time. DQ Grill & Chill. Something different."
* "Every bite's a dream. The new line-up of dream pie blizzard treats at Dairy Queen, with real pie pieces."
* "It's scary good. The monster cookie blizzard with M&M's, new at Dairy Queen."
* "Oh, uh, check it?"
* "Keep an eye on yours. The new caramel chip cheesequake blizzard at Dairy Queen. Rich chunks of cheesecake soothed with caramel, and luscious chocolate Chicka-chicka-CHIPS! Sorry."
* "What's that? I have chili on my lips? Did I get it?"
* "It'll make a man out of you. The new Chili meltdown Grillburger at Dairy Queen. Thick meaty chili, two quarter pound patties, and real American cheese."
* "And finish off with a pumpkin pie blizzard treat."
* "Get carried away by the new Hazelnut Moolatte at Dairy Queen with Creamy DQ soft serve."
* "And this year, show mom you care with a DQ mother's day cake."
* "Hey. I just drank like six mint mocha moolatte at Dairy Queen. It's got coffee in it. Yeah, coffee. And DQ soft serve is good. Really good. They also have other flavors too, like Hazelnut, Caramel, and mocha. Not really sure which one's my favorite, maybe it's the new one, mint mocha. Not really sure. Have to sleep on it. Hmm, can't sleep. Oh, well. Where was I?"
* "The new mint mocha moolatte has arrived at Dairy Queen. The latest addition to the moolatte family."
* "Upon first glance, this would appear to be an Oreo blizzard from Dairy Queen, but look closer, and you'll see it's actually an original DQ chicken strip basket."
* "Look closer still, and you'll see that it comes with fries texas toast and rich gravey."
* "Look closer still, and you'll see it's now just $3.99, with fries, Texas toast and rich gravey."
* "You may think these are chocolate dipped cones from Dairy Queen, but look closer, and you'll see 2 juicy DQ cheeseburgers. Now 2 for just $2.22/$2.99. Look closer still, and you'll see 2 beafy double cheeseburgers for $3.33/$4.99."
* "Great treats and great food. At DQ, there's more than one way to treat yourself, when you look a little closer."
* "And finish off with a tempting chocolate dipped strawberry blizzard treat."
* "What you see here, is the classic chocolate dipped Dilly bar from Dairy Queen, but look closer, and you'll see a quarter pound grillburger Patty. Look closer still, and you'll see it comes with real cheddar cheese, leaf lettuce, and thick-cut tomato, all on a toasted bun. It's the quarter pound cheddar grillburger basket, with fries and a drink, now for just $4.99."
* "Great food and great treats. At DQ, there's more than one way to treat yourself, when you look closer."
* "And finish off wit a DQ choco cherry love blizzard."
* "People love our Dairy Queen Blizzard of the month, which got us thinking: How about a blizzard of the day, or even blizzard of a second, like this second."
* "Ugh. You know what? Let's just stick with a blizzard of the month, like this month."
* "Try the pumpkin pie blizzard: Made with creamy DQ soft serve,a dn sweet pumpkin pie."
* "Wait, DQ put the cone. IN the soft serve? Yet, they can't give me a face. Oh, the irony!"
* "The new caramel waffle crisp blizzard treat at Dairy Queen with crunchy waffle cone pieces, caramel and chocolate chunks. Do one."
* "[female singing] Give me a break, give me a break, break me off piece o that kit Kat {high pitch, operatically) BA-A-A-A-AR! [screen breaks] Oops."
* "Take a break and head to Dairy Queen for the new Kit Kat blizzard. Loaded with real chunks of kit Kat candy bars and our creamy DQ soft serve. Do one."
* "Hang onto yours. The new Kit Kat blizzard at Dairy Queen. Real chunks of kit Kat chocolate bars and our famous DQ soft serve. Do one."
* "Waffles and soft serve are hooking up? Hmm, I've hooked up once. She was in here. [snarls seductively]"
* "They were made for each other. Waffles and soft serve, in the chocolate covered-strawberry waffle bowl sundae at Dairy Queen, with freshed-baked waffles. Do one."
* "The new turtle waffle bowl sundae at Dairy Queen. With creamy DQ soft serve, pecans and- Wait, is it pecans or pecans? Pecans? Okay. Pecans and gooey caramel. Or is it carmel? Hmm. Do one."
* "We serve our dipping sauces hot. How do the other guys serve ‘em? Room temperature? (PFFFFT)”
* "It's all about the sauce. It makes our chicken strips worth begging for."
* "Try the new DQ hot dips for just $3.99. Great sauces served hot, that make our chicken strips even more yummy. Do 'em."
* "It's not the same without the sauce. The new DQ hot dips. Great sauces served hot, like the new hickory barbeque that make our chicken strips worth begging for."
* "And finish off with a DQ blizzard of the month."
* "And pick up a DQ gift card today. It's one sweet gift."
* "With the amazing DQ blizzard cakes, you get to choose which blizzard flavor you want. Now that's a good reason to celebrate! Do one, and DQ something different."
* "It's her day. Celebrate it with a cake from Dairy Queen. Layers of chocolate and vanilla soft serve and our signature fudge crunch. Do one this mother's day."
* "It's his day. Celebrate it with a Dairy Queen cake. Do one this father's day."
* "And finish off with a caramel waffle crips blizzard treat.
* "Blizzard cake, blizzard cake, baker's man! Make me a... [pauses] *sighs* This stinks without hands."
* "I just had the new DQ Chicken Flamethrower. Watch this! [flames shoots out of him, but the flames burned someone] Sorry!"
* "The heat is on! The new DQ flamethrower chicken sandwich."
* "The new Flamethrower Chicken sandwich and Dairy Queen, and the original Flamethrower grillburger. Both with fiery flamethrower sauce, Jalapeño bacon, and spicy pepperjack cheese. Do one carefully."
* "'Cuz one good burn deserves another."
* "And now, buy a $20 DQ gift card and receive a free blizzard."
* "And cool off with a mint Oreo blizzard treat."
* "So lemme get this straight. With the Dairy Queen Cheeseburger lovers deal, I can get two mouthwatering cheeseburgers for $2.22/$2.49/$2.99/$3.33, or I can sink my teeth into two meaty double cheese burgers for $3.33/$3.49/$4.99/$5.55? They're both such great deals, I mean which one should I get? The singles? Doubles? Singles?!"
* "So I can get two mouthwatering cheeseburgers for $2.22/$2.49/$2.99/$3.33, or I can sink my teeth into two meaty double cheese burgers for $3.33/$3.49/$4.99/$5.55? They're both such great deals, I mean which one should I get? The singles? Doubles? Singles?!"
* "Singles or Doubles? Singles? Doubles? SINGLES?!" [The lips split into the teeth and lips] Teeth: “Doubles.” lips: “Singles!”
* "Prepare to be torn. The cheeseburger lovers deal at DQ. 2 cheeseburgers for $2.22/$2.49/$2.99/$3.33 or 2 meaty double cheeseburgers for $3.33/$3.49/$4.99/$5.55. Do 'em."
* "And finish off with a kit Kat blizzard treat."
* "The new-"
* "Oh, it's tempting. The new Fudge Brownie temptation waffle bowl sundae with chewy brownie Pisces and rich fudge, in a fresh-baked chocolate-dipped waffle bowl."
* "DQ has a new Tin Roof Brownie blizzard treat? With chocolaty covered peanuts? Chewie brownie pieces? [pitch rises to female] Rich chocolate sauce?! All blundered in creamy DQ soft serve?!?! [clears throat and pitch is back to normal] Sorry. Got a thing for Chocolaty covered peanuts."
* "Dairy Queen Iron grilled sandwiches are so awesome! I don't know why they don't iron grill other things, like the blizzard! Oh. that's why."
* "Dairy Queen has crispy all-white meat chicken strips, golden fries, Texas toast and country gravy for just $3.99? I gotta get down to DQ! (slams into the camera with a broken-in-half tooth) Right after I go to the dentist."
* "It's not the same without the sauce. The original DQ chicken strip basket, now just $3.99. served with fries and Texas toast."
* "Is it mathematically possible that such a huge treat is just $2.49? Huh. If I only had a brain."
* "Introducing the Dairy Queen Waffle Bowl sundae. DQ soft serve, all those delicious toppings, everyone in a chocolate dipped waffle bowl with that fresh-baked smell."
* "I wouldn't give for just one nostril."
* "Guess what?! Dairy Queen is having a HUGE Cheeseburger sale! Now a juicy single is just ¢99/$1.99. A beefy double is just $1.49/$2.99. And a titanic triple is just $1.99/$3.99!
* "Uh-oh, locked jaw. Uh, A little help here!"
* "Sure, I'll take two boxes."
* "Wait, what? OHH, you're good."
* "Everybody wants one. The new girl scouts tag-along blizzard. Creamy DQ soft serve and real Pisces of peanut butter cookies."
* "They sell themselves. The Girl scouts thin mint and tag-along peanut butter Pattie blizzards at Dairy Queen."

### Sweet Deals

* "And now, try our new sweet deals value menu."
* "Introducing Dairy Queen sweet deals! Any 2 items for $3/$4, any 3 items for $4/$5, or any 4 items for $5/$6."
* "I can get a hot dog, and a small sundae. Together, meal's the way I want them. A different meal any day, at a great price!"
* "My pride and joy. I'm so happy. [whimpers] I was kind of hoping for a tear there."
* "DQ sweet deals. Your meal at a great price."
* "Great food, great deals. I can get a chicken wrap, and a sundae. Together, it's the meal I want at the price I want."
* "The choice is mine. I'm master of my own domain! ALL POWERFUL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! [Lightning strikes] ...whoa! was that lightning?"
* "I can mix-match and make my meal any way I want."
* "It makes me feel like I can control any thing. EVEN YOU."
* "Look into my uvula!"
* "The Dairy Queen sweet deals value menu has nine items to choose from. Any 2 for 3/4 dollars, any 3 for 4/5, and any 4 for 5/6. So I can choose from over TWENTY THOUSAND MEAL COMBINATIONS!!! I'm gonna need a bigger tray."
* "Hey, they're are only 99¢ Hot dogs, I can eat as many as I want."
* "For only ¢99 each, Dairy Queen has all of the all beef hot dogs you can eat. Add chili and cheese for just a little bit more."
* "Huh, delicious AND a tongue twister."
* "It'll get you every time. The DQ Brownie Batter blizzard. Creamy DQ soft serve blended with gooey brownie batter, and chocolatey brownie pieces."
* "I just finished the midnight truffle blizzard, and I'm on cloud nine. Getting. hard. to. BREATHE!"
* "It'll take your breath away. The new midnight truffle blizzard has arrived at Dairy Queen. With rich truffles and creamy DQ soft serve."
* "It's heaven on earth. The new midnight truffle blizzard. Deced in truffle pieces choco fudge and creamy DQ soft serve."
* "Ah, there's nothing like waking up in the morning to taste the biscuits and gravy at Dairy Queen. Warm buttermilk biscuits smothered in rick country sausage gravy, with real pieces of sausage."
* "Hmm, you just can't have enough gravy. Is that all you got?"
* "Biscuits and gravy at Dairy Queen for just $1.89. Do 'em for breakfast."
* "What makes the Dairy Queen Ultimate hashbrowns so ultimate? It's our hot crispy hashbrowns, served with scrambled eggs, onions, and cheddar on top. Not to mention a side of two juicy saussage patties. But that got me thinking: What would make the ultimate me?"
* "Very funny."
* "The new Flamethrower chicken wrap at Dairy Queen 100% white meat season chicken, shredded cheese, green leaf lettuce and spicey flamethrower sauce, all wrapped in a soft..."
* "The new ranch chicken wrap has arrived at Dairy Queen. All white meat chicken, shredded cheese, lettuce, and creamy ranch dressing, all wrapped in a soft..."
* "TORRRRRRRRRTIIIAAAAAAAA! Nailed it!"
* "It's just $1.99. The new flamethrower chicken wrap!"
* "Thew new ranch chicken wrap at Dairy Queen for just $1.39. DQ something different."
* "And cool off with a delicious moolatte."
* "Nothing says "I love you" more than a big smooch. I've been practicing. See?"
* "Celebrate the love with a Valantines day cake from DQ. Creamy DQ soft serve, and our signature fidge crunch."
* "Hey, look what I'd get for my mom!"
* "Mim? Who the heck is Mim?!"
* "Stick with a DQ mother's day cake. Chocolate and vanilla soft serve, with our signature fudge crunch."
* "This ones for the carnivores."
* "A buck ninty-nine gets your burger perfection, right down to the pickles and the cheese election."
* "There's a burger out there to make ya dream of meat, and bouncing pickles down the meltest treat."
* "A quarter pound a beaf is how we start making it, shove it in your mouth right after we are bacon it...!"
* (whispers) “Did I just use bacon as a verb? Maybe.”
* "And this month, finish off with a mint oreo blizzard treat."
* "And finish off with this month's new Buster Bar Blizzard."
* "Happy 25th, Blizzard/big guy."
* "Gotcha something! It's a spoon. For me. to eat. you."
* "Whoa. It's dark in here. Good thing I've been whitening!"
* "Celebrate the blizzard's 25th. Buy your favorite DQ blizzard and get another for just ¢25. Yup, buy one now, get another for just ¢25."
* "And follow the party tour at DQ.com."
* "What? The dairy queen double cheeseburger meal is just $3.99/$4.99? This could be the greatest deal of all time! [echoes]"
* "Yup, the Double cheeseburger deal's still the greatest. And less painful."
* "The third pound double cheeseburger combo, with fries and a drink, all for just $3.99/$4.99. It's quite a deal."
* "And this month, the girl scouts Tag along blizzard is back!"
* "And don't forget to bring home a cake for mom, this mother's day."
* "And don't forget to bring home a cake for dad, this father's day."
* "And this month, finish off with a DQ holiday cake."

### Chicken Strip Basket

Now at Dairy queen, you can get the Chicken Strip basket meal for just $3.99/$4.99/$5.99. Oh, come on! A super? What can a super do, that I can't? (PFFFFT) Big deal. Ooooh, 3D! Lemme get my glasses! Okay that's pretty cool. The amazing Chicken Strip basket at DQ. 100% white meat chicken, golden fries, gravy, and Texas toast, all for just $3.99.
* "Introducing Big Blizzard tastes in a smaller blizzard bite; the new Mini Blizzard."
* "Celebrate the blizzard's 25th with the all new DQ mini blizzard. Big Blizzard tastes in a smaller blizzard bite."
* "And celebrate the love with a valentine's day cake from DQ."
* "And finish off with a pumpkin pie mini blizzard."
* "And finish off with a new DQ mini blizzard."
* "Now when you buy any food item at Dairy Queen, get the galaxy's greatest shake for just ¢99 and approve it's the galaxy's greatest shake. Here's Phil from the crab nebula."
* "So Phil, is it?"
* "That's Phil's yes."
* "Wait, is this right? Small blizzards are just $2.99? Oreo? Strawberry cheesequake? Banana cream pie? Any of them? Just $2.99 for a limited time? Man, that deal's so good it almost feels like... stealing."
* "Do it!"
* "And now, do a mint oreo/pumpkin pie blizzard. Also just $2.99."
* "This whole lunch thing is completely out of control, now. I mean, putting a mini blizzard in a meal deal with a grillburger and fries? For just $4.99?! It's INSANITY!"
* "I know, it's great!"
* "This whole lunch thing is completely out of control, now. A mini blizzard meal deal in a with a double cheeseburger? It's great!"
* "I just wanted to hear my voice like this."
* "Lunch will never be the same."
* "Look, Dairy Queen has so many treats. It's getting pretty ridiculous. There's waffle bowl sundaes, moolattes, peanut buster parfaits, banana splits, not to mention dozens of possible blizzard flavors. How can one decide? The answer... Fate."
* "Note to self, fate's a jerk."
* "So many choices! All made with the one and only DQ soft serve, and all made to tempting."