# The Loud House (season 9)

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The Loud House (2016–present) is an American animated television series created by Chris Savino for Nickelodeon. The series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of an accident-prone boy named Lincoln Loud, who survives as the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.

## Episode 1
### Crystal Ballin' [9.1a]

    Lynn: My future is terrible! I'm not even on the team! I'm Crikey's personal sweat wiper!
    Lucy: Don't worry. It's possible my crystal ball isn't accurate.
    Lola: [carrying a big trophy] That glass ball is 100% accurate, Lucy! I did end up winning the pageant after everyone else got food poisoning. Thanks again for the reading. [walks off]
    Lynn: Told you! My future is gonna be messed up for sure! I bet this is all because I missed practice today for that dentist appointment! Who cares about plaque anyway?!
    Lucy: Don't panic. This isn't necessarily your future, it's always evolving.
    Lynn: Darn straight! I'm gonna make sure it evolves the way I want it to. Time to start practicing.
    Lisa: What in the name of cryogenics are you doing?!
    Lynn: Icing my muscles. It's good for the body. [chuckles nervously and screams]

### The Most Dangerous Gamer [9.1b]
## Episode 2
### Merry Diss-mass [9.2a]

    Lola: Sorry your "boyfriend" from Switzerland hasn't arrived yet.
    Lynn: Henrik is not my boyfriend, Lola. We're still getting to know each other, and since he and his parents are touring the states, we thought it'd be fun to hang out. He should be here by now!

### Just Snow with It [9.2b]
## Episode 3
### Meet the Purrents [9.3a]

    Bobby: [notices Lori trying to hide under his bed before she's caught as he enters his room] Lori?
    Lori: [hesitantly] Surprise! Happy Cat-parent-iversary! [chuckles awkwardly]
    Bobby: But it hasn't been a month yet, unless we're celebrating by week. [notices something] Wait a minute. Bland cat salad, boring toys, itchy homemade PJ's? [gasps in outrage shock] You're not here for our early cat-parent-iversary. You're sneaking around my back, taking care of Peppurroni! How could you?!
    Hector: [calling off-screen] Bobby, Lola called to say your $100 check bounced, so she's done doing your dirty gato work.
    Lori: [also gasps in outrage shock] You were doing the same thing!
    Carl: [also calling off-screen] Bobby paid her an hundy, Lori only paid me 80 lousy bucks.
    Bobby: [long gasp in complete shock] You had Carl helping you too?!
    Lori: Oh, quit gasping. Peppurroni needed one responsible parent.
    Bobby: Yeah? Well, I had to make sure he wasn't born to tears.
    Lori: Born?! I took him to cat yoga!
    Bobby: Yeah, not exactly a kitty's favorite past time.
    Lori: Oh, yeah?! Then why was he purring his head off?!
    Bobby: Was he purring, or was he groaning?

### Apartment Complex [9.3b]

    Lori: Hey, Mr. Grouse.
    Mr. Grouse: [angrily waving a handful of bills] What in tarnation is going on in here, Loud?! I just got the water bill, the electric bill, and the cable bill for this apartment, and they're higher than my blood pressure! And with your family next door, that's really high!
    Lori: [looks over the bills; shocked] What?! How could they be so bad?! I'm literally never here! I don't know how this happened! I also… don't have the money to pay them.
    Mr. Grouse: [swipes the bills out of her hands] Fine. I'll pay them, but I gotta tell ya, I had no idea you were gonna be such an expensive tenant. [groans] You know what? I think it might be better if you find somewhere else to live.
    Lori: [guilty] I totally understand, Mr. Grouse. I'll start looking for a new place right away. I'm really sorry.
    [Leni, Lynn, and the twins exit the bathroom]
    Lynn: You don't have anything to be sorry for, Lori.
    Leni: Yeah. This is all our fault. We're responsible for the high bills.
    Lola: We've been using your apartment when you weren't here.
    Lori: [snapping furiously with a red face of rage] (YOU) WHAT?!
    Lana: We knew we were respecting your privacy, but we didn't realize we were ruining your life.
    Lynn: To show you how sorry we are, we'll find a way to earn enough money to pay your bills.

## Episode 5
### Prom-Com [9.5a]

    [Royal Woods High School; Leni and her friends are in a classroom with a sign reading: "Prom planning 2Day!"]
    Leni: [really excited] Good morning, my fellow committee members, and welcome to the offish kick-off of prom season! [presses a button on remote, and a poster rolls down advertising the prom saying "A Night to Remember"]
    [A cannon shoots out confetti, and the other members of the committee get excited; Parker is catching some confetti, and eats it]
    Jackee: Parker! What did we say about eating confetti?
    Parker: [shamefully] I know. It stays in your system for seven years.
    Leni: I am the honored to be elected this year's prom committee captain and super excited to work with you all! We have so much to do, but remember, this should be fun. So let's do a "Go, Acorns" on three. [extends her hand; then Mandee, Ellie, and Jackee stack their hands on hers]
    Leni, Jackee, Mandee, and Ellie: One, two, three! Go, Acorns!!!
    Jackee: [catches Parker eating confetti again; sharply annoyed] Parker!
    Parker: Sorry. Didn't have time for breakfast this morning. [swallows]
    [Later… Leni is at her locker when two students come up]
    Punk Girl: Leni! We're so happy that you're our prom captain! I just know it's going the be the best night!
    Student: Oh, yeah! I've been looking forward to prom forever! I picked out my tux when I was five. [reveals a tiny green tuxedo] The jacket's a little snug, but it's still a vibe!
    Punk Girl: We're gonna make memories that will last a lifetime!
    [They run off cheering]
    Leni: [giggles and waves] Thanks for your support!
    Parker: [enters the gymnasium, carrying a platter] Leni! The prom apps we ordered from Gus's came in! [opens the lid] It's a buttload of the finest meats in Royal Woods!
    [The "L", "D", "S", and "H" for the school's name are missing]
    Leni: "Roya Woo Igh?" Where are the rest of the letters?
    Parker: [revealed to be eating a sausage from the tray, due to skipping breakfast, quickly hides it behind his back and acts innocently] Uhh… I dunno.
    Leni: Mm-hmm… [puts a question mark next to the Food section on her checklist; runs over to Jackee] Girlies, gimme the decoration deets.
    Jackee: We found a bunch of stuff from last year's prom in the janitor's closet. A banner, streamers, plastic flower centerpieces, and a tub of glitter! [Ellie sneezes off-screen and she and Leni look at her, sparkling from the glitter while hanging the banner] Ellie fell in it.
    Leni: [nervously] Oh, heh, plastic flowers and glitter. [chuckles] Cool. [puts a question mark next to the Decorations section on the list as well]
    Leni: Great work, Prom-Com! Everything looks amaze! We're gonna give our classmates a night to remember!
    Leni: I ruined prom! [screams and runs out of the gymnasium, bawling]

### Scene Steeler [9.5b]
## Episode 6
### Rough Patch [9.6a]

    Lola: [parks her car in the mall's entrance] We're here!
    Bernie: Uh… you sure you're allowed to park here?
    Lola: Oh, honey, as a platinum shopper, I can park wherever I want. Now, let's hit the stores!

### The GLOAT [9.6b]

    [Lincoln and his five younger sisters are playing a game of Settlers of Cat-Land outside in front of the garage]
    Lincoln: I'm so excited Shiloh's hanging out with us today! I hope he gets here soon.
    Lola: [as Lance's car pulls up] Soon enough for you?
    Shiloh: [hops out of the car as it drives away and skates towards his cousins; happily] Hey, guys!
    Lincoln: Hey, Shiloh!
    Lana: Nice slide!
    Lucy: Glad to see you, cousin.
    Shiloh: Thanks for letting me hang here today. I didn't want to go to my mom's hot yoga class. It smells funny.
    [Lana lifts up her left arm, smelling her stinky armpit and sighs]
    Lola: [annoyed] Well, doesn't smell much better here, [gladly] but we're happy to have you.