# Ed, Edd n Eddy (season 4)

The following is a list of quotes from the fourth season of Ed, Edd, n Eddy.

### An Ed In the Bush

    Eddy: Nice try, Double D
    Edd: Stop, Oh Please No!
    Eddy: Okay, Double D, you can come out now!
    Edd: [screams]

### See No Ed

    Jimmy: This is the best day, no Ed, Edd or Eddy. Halluelah.

### Is There an Ed in the House?

    Ed: Have Mercy, depraved sibling!

### An Ed Is Born

    Eddy: See that loser? That's Kevin. [Kevin appears behind him] He's the neighborhood dork. [Kevin rolls up behind him] I have to slap him around every now and then, just to remind him who's boss.
    Edd: [shocked; whispers] Eddy.
    Kevin: Neighborhood dork, huh? [pulls Eddy's underwear over the back of his bike] Hey, Double Dweeb, you getting this? [rides off, dragging Eddy's underwear over the back of his bike]
    Eddy: [clinging on to the fire hydrant] He collects underwear and gives it to the poor. Pretty stupid, huh bro? [he's pulled away] SLOW DOWN, KEVIN! I WAS JUST KIDDING! STOP! PLEASE! [his underwear snaps and he bounces]
    Ed: [stares into the camera and licks the lens] Hello, my name is Ed!
    Eddy: [bummed out, sitting on the curb] We're running out of ideas, Double D. Think of something that'll make me look good.
    Edd: Ed, you be careful with that! Oh, what do I care, it's his camera.
    Ed: [smirks; suddenly raises the camera above his head] Man the helms! Dive! Dive! [swallows the camera]
    Edd: [sternly; offscreen] Ed, what have you done? Open it! Open it! [Ed opens his mouth. The camera shows the inside of his stomach; reaches into Ed's stomach, wearing rubber gloves to retrieve the sodden camera] You should know better than to eat the camera. Just think what it will do to your digestive tract.
    Ed: [giddy] Boy, I can't wait to see that part, Double D!
    Edd: Yes, well, let's not say we did, Ed.
    Eddy: C'mon, c'mon! I've got an impression to make, remember?!

### One Size Fits Ed

    Eddy: Give me the cash.
    Edd: [grabs Eddy's face] Eddy, taking note is a essential part of learning.
    Eddy: Are you touching my face?
    Edd: Oh, uh, yes, sorry.
    Eddy: I just learned something today, Double D.
    Edd: You have? Tell me, Eddy.
    Eddy: We should open up a weight loss clinic! I'll be rich!

### Pain in the Ed

    Rolf: [looking up at the fake Statue of Liberty] Why is the Lady of Liberty looming over the cul-de-sac?
    Eddy: Eh, good riddance. Violins are for sissies. Why if I played an instrument, I get something manly, like a kazoo or something.

### Ed Overboard

    Lee: You've got a great personality. Besides, who needs good looks when you've got us?
    [When Edd removes a plaster from Ed's back]
    Edd: Is that a cookie?
    Ed: Yep. [eats it] Saved it.
    Edd: THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING, IRRATIONAL...It's nice to have you back, Ed.

### One of Those Eds

    Jimmy: See? That's my lucky quarter, Sarah.
    Rolf: Get away from there! [throws them out of the way] This time, Rolf will be serious!
    Eddy: It's mine! I found the quarter!
    Kevin: Save your breath, losers! That's my quarter!
    Sarah: Take a hike! Jimmy found that quarter first!
    Ed: I found this shoe! [Kevin's shoe falls off and lands on the sidewalk in front of Edd] Shoes for the taking, Double D!
    Eddy: Hands off my quarter!
    Edd: Your attention please! People! I may have a solution to everyone's dilemma!
    Jimmy: Hey everybody, let's be nice! Shush! Double D's got something to... [Rolf and Kevin's bodies fly into him]
    Rolf: May the onion of agony soil your macaroon! [Kevin cracks his back] Rolf's back! It has been healed! Thank you, Kevin. But you are a nincompoop, as the coin is mine! Bugaboo!
    Kevin: Hey, lay off, it's mine! [Edd sounds an airhorn] Dude.
    Sarah: What are you trying to do, blow our heads off?!
    Edd: Crude, yet effective.
    Ed: If you smelt it, you dealt it, Eddy.
    Ed: What can you do, if you live in a shoe, and you ain't got no sole?

### They Call Him Mr. Ed

    Eddy: I almost up-chucked.
    Eddy: [answers the phone] Talk to me. [whistles a bit] Trade it. Buy it. Sell it. [hangs up]
    Ed: [jumping] Up! Up! Up!
    Eddy: Put some muscle into it, Ed!
    Ed: You got it, chief. And UP! [leaps straight up into the sky] Eddy, I'm coming! [crashes through the desk] I'm okay.

### For the Ed, By the Ed

    Rolf: The wooden board saved you from three evil witches and the creepy crawly? [runs home in fear] MAMA!!! THE FAIRY TALE THAT HAUNTS ROLF HAS COME TRUE!!!

### Little Ed Blue

    Eddy: [yelling] THAT'S IT! I've had it up to here WITH YOUR BAD MOOD! Crack a smile! Bust a gut! BE HAPPY!!! [slaps Ed] Get over it!
    Ed: [yells, rips his unibrow into two, and screams at the top of his lungs] BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG TROUBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

### A Twist of Ed

    Edd: Good golly almighty! What is that horrible odor?! Ed?
    Ed: Not I, Double D. Talk to Mister Stink Pot.
    Eddy: Hey, I had a Kanker hairball stuck in my shower.

### The Good Ole Ed

    [Ed has found a spatula]
    Ed: Oh look, A flipper.
    Eddy: It's a spatula, stupid.
    [Eddy and Ed are about to pour the giant vat of pancake mix]
    Ed: I love pancakes!
    Eddy: Shut up and pour, lumpy.

### Your Ed Here

    Edd: If it makes you feel better I'll tell you my middle name.
    Eddy: Ok.
    Edd: Well, Eddy. My middle name, is Marian.
    Eddy: [laughter] Marian?! That's a girl's name!

### Thick as an Ed

    [Ed is dreaming]
    Ed: 1, 2, tie my shoe! 3, 4, shut the door! 5, 6, pick up sticks! 7, 8, lay them straight! 9, 10, a big fat hen! 11, 12...
    Eddy: [offscreen] ED!!! [Ed is punched by the force 3 times, and wakes up in reality] Get up, stupid! We're wasting time!

### Sorry, Wrong Ed

    Eddy: [nervously picks up the receiver of the bad-luck telephone] Hello?
    [The skunk appears and sprays Eddy with odor]
    Edd: Oh, look Ed. A Skunk. Did you know in some parts it's also known as a polecat?
    Ed: Who stepped on a duck?
    Eddy: I say we test it.
    Edd: Test it?
    Ed: Like, mustard?

### Robbin' Ed

    Eddy: A techno-gizmo like this could cost you up to a million bucks, but for this special offer, you can have it for the low, low price of 25 cents!

### A Case of Ed

    Ed: It sounds like Sockhead, bonehead.
    Ed: [eating one of Edd's shoes] Mm...How long have you been a size 2?
    Edd: Size 2?! But I've always worn a size 5 shoe, doctor!
    Eddy: Sounds like another symptom to me.

### Hand-Me-Down Ed

    [Edd takes his clothes off as he sweats in a weird way while holding a strange boomerang from nowhere]
    Eddy: [disgusted] This ain't right!
    Edd: [takes his shorts off] Right on.
    Eddy: [freaking out] WHO ARE YOU?! [speeds to get a boomerang from Edd] Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
    Edd: [snaps back to normal; sees his underwear] GAH! [covers himself with his hat] WHAT THE SAM HILL IS GOING ON HERE?! I'M NAKED!!!

### Run for Your Ed

    Eddy: Do something, will ya?
    Edd: I know just to do, Eddy. I little dab of soap will do the trick.
    Ed: And I'll go fetch the Kankers since they’re are wizzes at stuck fingers.
    Eddy: NO, WAIT! ED! [tugs on arm] ED!

### Stiff Upper Ed

    [Eddy attempts to show his boat to Sarah and Jimmy, but Ed accidentally breaks part of the boat, causing it to sink]
    Eddy: We're sinking!
    Edd: Lifeboats! We forgot to make lifeboats!

### Here's Mud in Your Ed

    Rolf: Today Rolf is forced to celebrate his country's traditional Thank You to the Noble Guardian Pigeon.
    Ed: Work that body, work that body, don't you hurt nobody.

### Stuck in Ed

    [Eddy finds out they're too late to get free Jawbreakers, and jumps Ed]
    Eddy: This is your fault! Admit it! If you do, I promise not to leave bruises.
    Kevin: Hey, you lovebirds, vamoose. Babysitting's over, 'cause I just scored big time. Later.
    Ed: You forgot to say 'dorks,' Kevin.
    Eddy: Did you see Kevin's pockets? They're bursting with cash, I tell ya!
    Edd: Let's hope for Kevin's sake those stitches don't tear. Wouldn't it be a shame if he were to lose that plentiful peck of pennies?
    Eddy: Yep.
    Edd: Yep? Is that all you have to say for yourself? Yep? No rash, nonsensical quip to defraud Kevin of his fortune?
    Eddy: Scam Kevin. That's what he said, right? I'm way ahead of you, Sockhead. Here's the plan, boys.
    [Eddy says nothing]
    Edd: Care to submit an idea for a scam, Jonny?
    Jonny: Wow. A scam? I don't know...How about this. Jonny and Plank's Penny Dance. A one, and a two- [begins to dance and sing] Pennies, pennies, I seek a penny, give me your pennies, I like the pennies...
    Edd: Um, Eddy, a tad eccentric, don't you think?
    Jonny: ...pennies, pennies, I seek a penny, who's got a penny- [Eddy kicks him into the sky] Whoo-ee! That smarts!

### Postcards from the Ed

    Eddy: Hey monobrow, give me a push will you?
    Ed: Can do, Eddy! But I cannot join you in your merriment for I am responsible for Plank's mommy and daddy. [pushes bus, realizes that Plank's parents are on Eddy's bus] Hey, hold it one darn second there.
    [Last lines]
    Eddy: This is all your fault. They're all just hunks of wood, for Pete's sake.
    Edd: I wouldn't say that too loudly, Eddy. I think they're watching us.
    Ed: Make them go away, Double D! Make them go away!
    Eddy: Man, this is stupid.

### Take This Ed and Shove It

    Old Eddy: [to Edd] What happened to us, Double D? We look like turkeys.
    Old Edd: Calm down, Eddy. I'll let you shuffle. [holds out a deck of cards]
    Old Eddy: I hate cribbage. [swats the deck away and falls over] I'm just a kid.
    Old Edd: [laughing] Kid? Oh, Eddy. We haven't been kids in over 90 years.
    Old Eddy: 90 years?!
    Old Ed: [falling over] Baby go wee-wee. [he and Edd laugh]
    Eddy: What lame-brained schmuck would throw away a perfectly good tricycle?