# Going Dutch (TV series)

Going Dutch (2025–present) is a Denis Leary-based single-camera television military sitcom on Fox. After an offensive rant, Colonel Patrick Quinn is reassigned to lead Garrison Stroopsdorf, a military base in the Netherlands that is the "least important Army base in the world". Stroopsdorf has no strategic purpose or weapons, but does have amenities such as a Michelin Star-level commissary and the army's only fromagerie. Quinn tries to restore discipline and professionalism, but has to work with the base's former leader, his estranged daughter Maggie.

## Season 1
### Pilot [1.01]

    Colonel Patrick Quinn: The sign makes it seem like the army base is inside the bowling alley, like one of those Starbucks that's inside of a supermarket.
    Private Anthony "BA" Chapman: Still waiting for my first salute.
    XO Major Abraham Shah: Hold on. Did he just waved you like force gump on a shrimping boat? He did.
    Private Anthony "BA" Chapman: Where are the guns? It's weird, the base feels naked.

### Tanks for Nothing [1.02]

    Colonel Patrick Quinn: Good afternoon. I am Colonel Patrick Quinn, commander of USA-G stroop store. We are proud to represent our home country of America and proud to be included as members of this community.
    Captain Maggie Quinn: They're doing so good.
    XO Major Abraham Shah: He's gonna explode.
    [Text reads: Jamboree Champions Bowling.]
    XO Major Abraham Shah: Giant bowling sign. Okay. Everybody, now.

### CIA [1.03]

    Colonel Patrick Quinn: First they bury me in Dutch hell, and now I have to deal with some CIA bastard?
    XO Major Abraham Shah: Iran in '53.
    Colonel Patrick Quinn: Mmm-hmm.
    XO Major Abraham Shah: Iran in '84.
    Colonel Patrick Quinn: Mmm-hmm.
    XO Major Abraham Shah: Iran in 2000.

### Korfball [1.04]

    Colonel Patrick Quinn: What the hell are we watching?!
    Colonel Patrick Quinn: Jan poked a bear and now I'm gonna gnaw his arm off. And then I am gonna make them beg for their precious government-funded euthanasia.
    XO Major Abraham Shah: Can you imagine a country so full of quitters, they wanna quit life, and have somebody else pay for it?

### Nazi Hunters [1.05]

    Colonel Patrick Quinn: We are at war. Russian forces have invaded Eastern Europe. Tyranny is at our doorstep and I say we open the door and punch tyranny right in the neck.
    Sergeant Dana Conway: I know this is just a war game, but he is given that Danny D. Lewis level of commitment.
    Colonel Patrick Quinn: Now, our mission today is to meet at the rendezvous point and supply three full brigades, with laundry, chiefs.

### When You Wish Upon a Star [1.06]

    Colonel Patrick Quinn: No!
    Captain Maggie Quinn: Much like a sprinter training with leg weights if you can suck up to Yan, then everything will seem easy. Plus, He's also a family man. Now, you're gonna find common ground with Yan. Yan loves his family, like, King loves his family. You could talk about how you love your family.
    Colonel Patrick Quinn: I love my family.
    Captain Maggie Quinn: To him.

### Once Upon a Twice Christmas [1.07]

    Captain Maggie Quinn: What are you doing?
    Colonel Patrick Quinn: I feel like boxed in like I needed. Escape plan, here it is.

### Trial of Jan [1.08]

    Colonel Patrick Quinn: Bye-bye.
    Captain Maggie Quinn: You're fired.

### The Exes of Evil [1.09]

    XO Major Abraham Shah: I'm not an electrician.
    Colonel Patrick Quinn: So, this is very fascinating.

### Born on the 3rd of July [1.10]

    All: (together) Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Maggie. Happy birthday to you.
    Captain Maggie Quinn: Saying Happy birthday to me?
    Colonel Patrick Quinn: Happy birthday.
    Captain Maggie Quinn: Thank you. Happy birthday to me.

## Cast

* Denis Leary - Colonel Patrick Quinn
* Taylor Misiak - Captain Maggie Quinn
* Danny Pudi - XO Major Abraham Shah
* Laci Mosley - Sergeant Dana Conway
* Hal Cumpston - Corporal Elias Papadakis
* Dempsey Bryk - Private Anthony "BA" Chapman
* Joe Morton - General Davidson
* Catherine Tate - Katja Vanderhoff

## External links

* Going Dutch quotes at the Internet Movie Database