# Last lines in live-action films
## Live-action films

* Christian.
** Who: Ana Steele
** Source: 50 Shades of Grey (2015)
* And lived happily ever after. At least for now. Hey, I'm only a freshman!
** Who: Samantha "Sam" Montgomery
** Source: A Cinderella Story (2004)
* Will do.
** Who: Capt. Jack Ross
** Source: A Few Good Men (1992)
* Dad, I want to work with Mom.
* Me too.
** Who: Kitai and Cypher Raige
** Source: After Earth (2013)
* Let's take a picture of the whole team. The original peaches! Hey, come on, come on. Okay.
** Who: Doris
* (in-credits:) Yesterday or tomorrow, that might be a ball but today, it was a strike!
** Who: Umpire
** Source: A League of Their Own (1992)
* Only because you got caught.
** Who: Jasmine
** Source: Aladdin remake (2019)
* The mystic chords of memory, who swell and again touched as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.
** Who: Danny Vinyard
** Source: American History X (1998)
* There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
** Who: Patrick Bateman
** Source: American Psycho (2000)
* Hail to the King, Baby!
** Who: Ash Williams
** Source: Army of Darkness (1992)
* Our mission was called "a successful failure," in that we returned safely but never made it to the moon. In the following months, it was determined that a damaged coil built inside the oxygen tank sparked during our cryo stir and caused the explosion that crippled the Odyssey. It was a minor defect that occurred two years before I was even named the flight's commander. Fred Haise was going back to the moon on Apollo 18, but his mission was cancelled because of budget cuts; he never flew in space again. Nor did Jack Swigert, who left the astronaut corps and was elected to Congress from the state of Colorado. But he died of cancer before he was able to take office. Ken Mattingly orbited the moon as Command Module Pilot of Apollo 16, and flew the Space Shuttle, having never gotten the measles. Gene Kranz retired as Director of Flight Operations just not long ago. And many other members of Mission Control have gone on to other things, but some are still there. As for me, the seven extraordinary days of Apollo 13 were my last in space. I watched other men walk on the moon, and return safely, all from the confines of Mission Control and our house in Houston. I sometimes catch myself looking up at the moon, remembering the changes of fortune in our long voyage, thinking of the thousands of people who worked to bring the three of us home. I look up at the moon, and wonder, when will we be going back, and who will that be?
** Who: Jim Lovell
** Source: Apollo 13 (1995)
* Hey Baby, you know it's funny. Even though I heard it so many times in the court case, I still can't get used to the fact that your real name is Miles. It's a cool name though. I can think of a lot of great Miles songs. But we still have to get through all those Baby songs first. I can't wait until the day when it's just us, music and the road. See you later Baby. All my love, Debora.
** Who: Debora
** Source: Baby Driver (2017)
* Okay, That's a wrap! You're out of here, Sly!
* If they think I'm doing the sequel for less than 20 mil, they're nuts!
** Who: Man and Sylvester
*** Source: Baby Geniuses (1999)
* I'm here to see my gynecologist.
** Who: Barbie aka Barbara Handley
*** Source: Barbie (2023)
* Barney.
** Who: Baby Fig
** Source: Barney's Great Adventure (1998 (Canada))
* Did you do that? Very good work. Let me ask you, how do you get them down so small? Hey look, there goes Elvis, yo king! Well, guess I am next. I have an appointment with GQ in half an hour. They have been trying to get me for weeks. Some underwear thing or something. Hey, what is going on here? Hey, stop it, WHOA! Hey, This might be a good look for me.
** Who: Betelgeuse / "Beetlejuice"
** Source: Beetlejuice (1988)
* Yo, Little Mash, show me the "Nutcracker".
** Who: The Masher
** Source: Big Fat Liar (2002)
* You know, I wouldn't bother...
** Who: Alan Wolf
* (in-credits:) And that, my darlings, is a wrap.
** Who: Kevin Shepherd
** Source: Bigger Fatter Liar (2017)
* You think he's horny? Come here.
** Who: Veronica Vaughn
** Source: Billy Madison (1995)
* Oh, my God! No! No! Please don't take off! Please! Al! Al! No! No! [screaming] Help!
** Who: Mike Donnelly
** Source: Black Sheep (1996)
* Give me peace.
** Who: Dracula
** Source: Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
* Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are and you see us as you want to see us: In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
* ...and an athlete...
* ...and a basket case...
* ...a princess...
* ...and a criminal.
* Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.
** Who: Brian Johnson, Andrew Clark, Alison Reynolds, Claire Standish, and John Bender
** Source: The Breakfast Club (1985)
* Yeah, sure you are.
** Who: Paramedic
** Source: The Cable Guy (1996)
* Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
** Who: Rick Blaine
** Source: Casablanca (1942)
* The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like checkin' into an airport. And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday. Today, it's all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number. After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids? Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing? And that's that.
** Who: Samuel "Sam / Ace" Rothstein
** Source: Casino (1995)
* It ain't over yet, boys!
** Who: Dr. James Harvey
** Source: Casper (1995)
* Thank you.
** Who: Chuck Noland
** Source: Cast Away (2000)
* Don't ever call me again.
** Who: Ryan
** Source: Cellular (2004)
* In the end, Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory. But Willy Wonka had something even better, a family. And one thing was absolutely certain - life had never been sweeter.
** Who: Narrator
** Source: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
* Silly old bear.
** Who: Christopher Robin
* (in-credits:) Thanks for noticing me.
** Who: Eeyore
** Source: Christopher Robin (2018)
* Yeah-heh-heh! We did it, everybody! Oh-ho-ho... YEAH!!!
** Who: Chuck E. Cheese
** Source: Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000 (1999)
* And so Kit and Ella were married. And I can tell you, as her fairy godmother, that they were counted to be the fairest and kindest rulers the kingdom had known. And Ella continued to see the world not as it is, but as it could be, if only you believe in courage, and kindness, and occasionally, just a little bit...of magic.
** Who: Fairy Godmother
** Source: Cinderella remake (2015)
* For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble.
** Who: Butch Cassidy
** Source: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
* Throw that junk in!
** Who: Raymond
** Source: Citizen Kane (1941)
** Notes: The credits show each actor saying their lines each from Joseph Cotten to George Coulouris, followed by the rest of the cast saving Orson Welles as the last one billed.
* Let's go home. Ah!
** Who: Mitch Robbins
** Source: City Slickers (1991)
* It's got friends.
** Who: Duke Washburn
** Source: City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold (1994)
* And, in an ordinary barn, an ordinary pig, a runt no less, stood surrounded by friends, welcoming his second spring. And that spring was followed by many, many more. All because someone stopped to see the grace and beauty and nobility of the humblest creature. That is the miracle of friendship. It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both.
** Who: Narrator
** Source: Charlotte's Web (2006)
* I guess you could say that when Tom and I left Midland we had a mess of theories about how to raise children. We still have a mess of children, but no theories. Sure, 12 is still our number. It's the number of months my book was on the bestseller list. It's the number of job offers Tom turned down before we found one close to home. And each day it's the number of times I'm thankful there's such a thing as family.
** Who: Kate Baker
** Source: Cheaper by the Dozen (2003)
* Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
** Who: Walsh
** Source: Chinatown (1974)
* I got it!
** Who: Cher Horowitz
** Source: Clueless (1995)
* Aw, memories.
* We will enjoy them.
* Awww.
** Who: Beldar and Prymatt Conehead
** Source: Coneheads (1993)
* I'll tell you one thing about the universe, though. The universe is a pretty big place. It's bigger than anything anyone has ever dreamed of before. So if it's just us...seems like an awful waste of space. Right?
** Who: Dr. Ellie Arroway
** Source: Contact (1997)
* What is going on?! Don't you people have any respect?!
** Who: Kathryn Merteuil
** Source: Cruel Intentions (1999)
* I'm everyone - and no one. Everywhere - nowhere. Call me...Darkman.
** Who: Darkman / Peyton Westlake
** Source: Darkman (1990)
* Sammy!
** Who: Jesse Barrett
** Source: Dark Skies (2013)
* Joe... It's over, honey. Come on, come home.
** Who: Maggie Pistone
** Source: Donnie Brasco (1997)
* Yeah! There's nothing like the holidays. Who wants the gizzard?!
* I do!
* Too late! That'll be mine!
** Who: Grinch, and the who civilian
** Source: Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch stole Christmas (2000)
* All right! Yeah!
** Who: Random Student in Hallway
** Source: Lucas (1986)
* All right, Miss Buttercup! It's time to wrap this mutha up!
** Who: Motormouth Maybelle
** Source: Hairspray (2007)
* Come on, Things! Let's go! What's on my schedule for tomorrow? What do you say we go on vacation? How 'bout Hawaii? I like Hawaii. I should warn you, there are certain places that don't allow certain Things. Oh, Things are complicated.
** Who: The Cat in the Hat
** Source: Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003)
* Yeah, Dad.
** Who: Ben Hinton
** Source: Daddy Day Care (2003)
* Welcome to the Endangered Species list, you bastard.
** Who: Carol Brubaker
** Source: Dinoshark (2010)
* You looked wonderful out there.
** Who: Jake Houseman
** Source: Dirty Dancing (1987)
* Where is the babysitter?
** Who: Mrs. Crandell
* (mid-credits:) Yeah, that's true. Hey about Vegas this weekend? You got any money left?
** Who: Mortuary Worker 2
** Source: Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991)
* And that, my friends, is the story of how aliens attacked our sleepy little town. And to this day, people refuse to believe the truth about what happened. They would lead you to believe that I would embellish this story, that I would make it up, but we know the truth. Oh yeah, uh, two, two things I forgot to tell you. One, they never did get that probe near me. And two, as far as Chris McCormick reopening the gold mines and putting everyone back to work... Well that, my friends, is another story altogether. [smiles, revealing his gold tooth]
** Who: Harlan
** Source Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
* Oh, no, not again.
** Who: The Eighth Doctor
** Source: Doctor Who (1996)
* Now it's back to the real world all of you I must send. For I've only two words left and they are: The End.
** Who: Narrator
** Source: Ella Enchanted (2006)
* I absolutely love Christmas.
** Who: Eloise
** Source: Eloise at Christmastime (2003)
* I'll be right here.
* Bye.
** Who: E.T. and Elliot
** Source: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
* Hell, it's Saturday morning. Don't tell me you kids don't enjoy a good cartoon!
** Who: Mr. Hinchlow
** Source: Evil Toons (1992)
* Can we?
* Okay. [Sean and Eve hug and kiss]
** Who: Sean and Eve Archer
** Source: Face/Off (1997)
* You can't let fear keep you from caring about someone, because caring about someone is wonderful. A person you can think about, and they think about you, and you both know you're thinking about each other. And it's...It's fantastic to know that there's somebody out there in the world thinking about you.
** Who: Fat Albert
* (in-credits:) Let go of my legs! I gotta help these people. Why, look at that guy. Ooh, look at his - Yeah, you can't tell me he doesn't need my help. Check out that lady over there. Do I detect tears? Eh, you in the back! Where are you goin'? It's not over! You gotta watch the end credits.
** Who: Fat Albert
** Source: Fat Albert (2004)
* Yep. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
** Who: Ferris Bueller
* (post-credits:) You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go.
** Who: Ferris Bueller
** Source: Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
* You met me at a very strange time in my life.
** Who: The Narrator
** Source: Fight Club (1999)
* WILMAAAA!!!!
** Who: Fred Flintstone
** Source: The Flintstones (1994)
* Ladies and gentleman, I now present to you Mr. and Mrs. Flintstone.
** Who: Priest
** The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)
* When we get to the hotel, I don't care what you say. I'm not sharing a room with him. Look at him, he's gross, he bounces all the time, he squeaks, he phase-shifts, I mean he's a Quasi-plasmoid. If it's hot in Hawaii, I hope he melts.
** Who: Webette
** Source: Flubber (1997)
* Of course; you're Dorothy Harris, and I'm Forrest Gump.
** Who: Forrest Gump Jr.
** Source: Forrest Gump (1994)
* No, no, no, really. It's easy for me. I'll just make a phone call. Make it easy for you.
** Who: Carmine Sabatini
** Source: The Freshman (1990)
* My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit...yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
** Who: Private Joker
** Source: Full Metal Jacket (1987)
* George just lucky, I guess.
** Who: George
* (in-credits:) Wait a moment! Wait, wait, wait! Don't you want to know what happened to me?
** Who: Ape
* (post-credits:) Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the king of the jungle.
** Who: Ape
** Source: George of the Jungle (1997)
* George, Watch out for that...
** Who: Ursula
* (mid-credits:) Oh, dear. Sorry!
** Who: Narrator
* (post-credits:) Well, It's very nice to meet you.
** Who: Narrator
** Source: George of the Jungle 2 (2003)
* Well, I guess there's only way thing left to say: Huh. Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
** Who: Ed
** Source: Good Burger (1997)
* And that's the hardest part. Today everything is different; there's no action...have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food - right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody...get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
** Who: Henry Hill
** Source: Goodfellas (1990)
* Bye, Willy. Thanks.
** Who: Mikey
** Source: The Goonies (1985)
* A womp bam boom!
** Who: Everyone
** Source: Grease (1978)
* The certainest. Yeah, I like that. I'd love to kiss you again.
** Who: Michael Carrington
** Source: Grease 2 (1982)
* It's beautiful! Let's live it here. [they kiss] We'll rent to start.
** Who: Phil Connors
** Source: Groundhog Day (1993)
* Of course you can...My fair princess.
** Who: Lemuel Gulliver
** Source: Gulliver's Travels (2010)
* Go on. Get out of here. I mean it, Herbie.
** Who: Ray Peyton, Sr.
** Source: Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)
* I'm sorry, Emily, I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light the candle.
** Who: Thackery Binx
** Source: Hocus Pocus (1993)
* I guess you have to fill the rest of the holes yourself.
** Who: Stanley Yelnats IV
** Source: Holes (2003)
* Not anymore.
** Who: Dr. Linda McKay
** Source: Hollow Man (2000)
* Oh, no. To live...to live would be an awfully big adventure.
** Who: Peter Banning
** Source: Hook (1991)
* Mom and dad realized they liked Florida just as much as I did, and they decided to stay here and make this our home...for good. After all the bad publicity, the pancake company couldn't back off the promises made that day by Mother Paula. They ended up donating the land as a wildlife preserve. The owls are still there, and you could see them if they're real quiet. Beatrice and I became best of friends and I never missed a soccer game, attendance was mandatory. Then there's Dana Matherson, who finally met someone who was bigger and meaner than he was. Officer Delinko was promoted to his dream job as a detective and got his first unmarked patrol car. Two days later, he accidentally backed it off a fishing pier. While serving his ninety days of community service Chuck Muckle was hit in the head by a falling coconut. The judge gave him another thirty days for lying down on the job. Curly Brannit quit his job at Mother Paula's, today, he brags that his life has gone to the dogs. Last, but not least, is Mullet Fingers. Well, whenever he wants to get together, he has his own secret way of letting me know. And Florida had its own way of keeping us real busy.
** Who: Roy Eberhardt
** Source: Hoot (2006)
* Bad kitty! Use the litter box!
** Who: Jonathan Barnavelt
** Source: The House with a Clock in Its Walls (2018)
* In our new home.
** Who: Old Murph
** Source: Interstellar (2014)
* See you, mom. Yeah, let's go. See you out of here. We made it.
** Who: Jack Powell
** Source: Jack (1996)
* I will always hear you.
** Who: Jack Frost
** Source: Jack Frost (1998)
* This is high school, Detective Cruz. What is a friend, anyway?
** Who: Fern Mayo / Vylette
** Source: Jawbreaker (1999)
* That's my dad! That's my dad!
** Who: Jamie Langston
* (post-credits:) What did you get me?
** Who: Liz Langston
** Source: Jingle All the Way (1996)
* That's all, blokes!
** Who: Kangaroo Jack
** Source: Kangaroo Jack (2003)
* Thanks a lot! [whoops] Hey! Hey, Mr. Miyagi! We did it, we did it! All right! [whoops victoriously]
** Who: Daniel LaRusso
** Source: The Karate Kid (1984)
* Wrong.
** Who: Daniel LaRusso
** Source: The Karate Kid Part II (1986)
* We did it! We did it!
** Who: Daniel LaRusso
** Source: The Karate Kid Part III (1989)
* (in Chinese) Finish him!
** Who: Master Li
** Source: The Karate Kid (2010)
* Oh no, It wasn't the planes. It was beauty killed the beast.
** Who: Carl Denham
** Source: King Kong (1933)
* It wasn't the planes. It was beauty killed the beast.
** Who: Carl Denham
** Source: King Kong (2005)
* You look terrific.
** Who: Ted Kramer
** Source: Kramer vs. Kramer (1979)
* I do, father.
** Who: Azula
** Source: The Last Airbender (2010)
* RICHIE...!!!
** Who: Bob Valenzuela
** Source: La Bamba (1987)
* Passing the torch is a right of passage that can take many forms. But perhaps the least known and most surprising is the passing of a spyglass. Dear reader, there are people in the world who know no misery and woe. And they take comfort in cheerful films about twittering birds and giggling elves. There are people who know that there's always a mystery to be solved. And they take comfort in researching and writing down and important evidence. But this story is not about such people. This story is about the Baudelaires. And they are the sort of people who know that there's always something. Something to invent, something to read, something to bite, and something to do, to make a sanctuary, no matter how small. And for this reason, I am happy to say, the Baudelaires were very fortunate indeed.
** Who: Lemony Snicket
** Source: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
* Nothing can stop the Claw!
** Who: Fletcher Reede
* (in-credits:) Oh no. They're on to me!
** Who: Fletcher Reede
** Source: Liar Liar (1997)
* Hey! How's it going?
** Who: Nadine
** Source: The Edge of Seventeen (2016)
* Ready!
** Who: Loud family
** Source: A Loud House Christmas (2021)
* Goodbye, Mary Poppins. Don't stay away too long.
** Who: Bert
** Source: Mary Poppins (1964)
* Call me Ishmael. Some years ago, never mind how long, precisely having...
** Who: Matilda Wormwood
** Source: Matilda (1996)
* Play "The Garden of Love".
** Who: Heidi the Hippo
** Source: Meet the Feebles (1989)
* Now, where was I?
** Who: Leonard Shelby
** Source: Memento (2000)
* Dear, Charlie. I've always been more comfortable writing song lyrics than actual sentences. There's no way I can articulate what you've meant to me. Since that moment we first saw each other, or the joy you've brought me since I first saw you outside my window. Even though our time together was short, the stars have been burning for every moment of it. And the light from those moments will be shining down for the next thousand years. I hope that somehow I'll be able to look down and see you, Charlie, and all of the incredible moments just waiting for you out there. And if you need me, all you have to do is look up. And remember...I love you.
** Who: Katie Price
** Source: Midnight Sun (2018)
* Here you go. Knock yourself out. Oh. No good, huh? Otis, more curry. OK. Try this one. Huh? It's mozzarella and herring. You can taste the herring, right? I've got an idea for a caviar-brie swirl and peanut butter and jelly for kids. But I really want to talk about marketing. You should be our spokesperson. I know some people who've used a mouse as a spokesperson. You see, I want to turn this into the string cheese factory of tomorrow...
** Who: Ernie Smuntz
** Source: MouseHunt (1997)
* Damn, these things are fast! I'm okay! I'm okay!
** Who: Crazy Eyes
** Source: Mr. Deeds (2002)
* "Dear Mrs. Doubtfire, two months ago, my mom and dad decided to separate. Now they live in different houses. My brother Andrew says that we aren't to be a family anymore. Is this true? Did I lose my family? Is there anything I can do to get my parents back together? Sincerely, Katie McCormick." Oh, my dear Katie. You know, some parents, when they're angry, they get along much better when they don't live together. They don't fight all the time, and they can become better people, and much better mummies and daddies for you. And sometimes they get back together. And sometimes they don't, dear. And if they don't, don't blame yourself. Just because they don't love each other anymore, doesn't mean that they don't love you. There are all sorts of different families, Katie. Some families have one mommy, some families have one daddy, or two families. And some children live with their uncle or aunt. Some live with their grandparents, and some children live with foster parents. And some live in separate homes, in separate neighborhoods, in different areas of the country - and they may not see each other for days, or weeks, months...even years at a time. But if there's love, dear...those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever. All my love to you, poppet, you're going to be all right...bye-bye.
** Who: Mrs. Doubtfire
** Source: Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
* Old Skip was 11, and feeble with arthritis, but he never lost that old devilish look in his eye. He made my room his own. Came across an old photo of him not long ago. His little face, with the long snout sniffing at something in the air. His tail was straight out, pointing. Eyes were flashing in some momentary excitement. He always loved to be rubbed on the back of his neck. And when I did it, he'd yawn and he'd stretch, reach out to me with his paws, as if he was trying to embrace me. I recieved a transatlantic call one day. "Skip died," Daddy said. He and my mama wrapped him in my baseball jacket. "They buried him out under our elm tree," they said. That wasn't totally true. For he really lay buried in my heart.
** Who: Narrator
** Source: My Dog Skip (2000)
* I did it.
** Who: Clark Griswold
** Source: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
* And I get to tend the rabbits...
** Who: Lennie Small
** Source: Of Mice and Men (1992)
* Roger, darling. I've got the most wonderful news.
** Who: Anita Dearly
** Source: 101 Dalmatians remake (1996)
* S-P-O-T-S!
** Who: Waddlesworth
** Source: 102 Dalmatians (2000)
* It's gonna be my pleasure serving with you.
** Who: Shane Wolfe
** Source: The Pacifier (2005)
* It's the only kind he knows.
** Who: Misha
** Source: Paulie (1998)
* Come on, Dottie. Let's go.
* Let's go? Don't you want to see the rest of the movie?
* I don't have to see it, Dottie. I lived it.
** Who: Pee-Wee Herman and Dottie
** Source: Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
* And remember, you're supposed to be invisible!
** Who: Pete
** Source: Pete's Dragon (1977)
* The body of Mrs. Arthur Appleyard, Principal of Appleyard College, was found at the base of Hanging Rock on Friday 27 March 1900. Although the exact circumstances of her death are not known, it is believed she fell while attempting to climb the rock. The search for the missing school girls and their governess continued spasmodically for the next few years without success. To this day their disappearance remains a mystery.
** Who: Narrator
** Source: Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975)
* So, in the end, Pinocchio did prove himself brave, honest and unselfish. And since then, many stories have been told about him. People say he was transformed into an honest-to-goodness real boy. Did that actually happen? Who knows? But I do know one thing for sure. In his heart, Pinocchio is as real as any real boy could ever be.
** Who: Jiminy Cricket
** Source: Pinocchio remake (2022)
* Hey, kids. Daddy's home.
** Who: Ludlow Lamonsoff
** Source: Pixels (2015)
* Honey, I'd like you to meet a friend of mine.
* Hello, Mr. Griffith.
* Hello, Mrs. Page.
** Who: Neal and Susan Page and Del Griffith
* (post-credits): Is this who? The winner? Oh, there's three.
** Who: Mr. Bryant
** Source: Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
* You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
** Who: John Cutter
** Source: The Prestige (2006)
* As you wish.
** Who: The Grandfather
** Source: The Princess Bride (1987)
* I hear him. I hear him. I hear you! Josh...?!
** Who: Michael Williams
** Source: The Blair Witch Project (1999)
* Walking towards that stage, I felt like I was floating. My heart was beating so fast. I didn't really understand why I was getting a medal. It's not like blew up the Death Star. All I did was get through fifth grade, just like everyone else here.
* Congrats. Here, here you go...that's for you.
* Then again, maybe that's kind of the point. Maybe the truth is, I’m really not so ordinary. Maybe if we knew what other people were thinking we'd know that no one’s ordinary, and we all deserve a standing ovation at least once in our lives. My friends do. My teachers do. My sister does for always being there for me. My dad does for always making us laugh. And my mom does the most, for never giving up, on anything. Especially, me. It's like that last precept Mr. Browne gave us. Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle. And if you really want to see what people are, all you have to do is look.
** Who: August Pullman and Mr. Tushman
** Source: Wonder (2017)
* It's sad, when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son. But I couldn't allow them to believe that I would commit murder. They'll put him away now, as I should have years ago. He was always bad, and in the end he intended to tell them I killed those girls and that man...as if I could do anything but just sit and stare, like one of his stuffed birds. They know I can't move a finger, and I won't. I'll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do... suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching...they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly..."
** Who: Norma Bates
** Source: Psycho (1960)
* He has friends.
** Who: Regina Rich
** Source: Richie Rich (1994)
* FREEZE! Drop the fucking gun, buddy. Put the gun down! Don't do it! Drop the gun man! Don't do it! Drop the fucking gun. We're gonna fucking blow you away!
** Who: Police officers
** Source: Reservoir Dogs (1992)
* All right. Friends, man.
** Who: Tony Manero
** Source: Saturday Night Fever (1977)
* What was that?
** Who: Malcolm Reynolds
** Source: Serenity (2005)
* Do you want to have sex again?
* Yeah.
** Who: Sara Moore and Joe Tyler
** Source: Serving Sara (2002)
* Hell of a day.
** Who: Fin Shepard
** Source: Sharknado (2013)
* I love New York.
** Who: Fin Shepard
** Source: Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)
* Lens cap.
** Who: Joseph "Sky Captain" Sullivan
** Source: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)
* So in the end, my girlfriend became my arch enemy, my arch enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But, hey, that's high school.
** Who: Will Stronghold
** Source: Sky High (2005)
* I hope we don't hit an iceberg.
** Who: Slamfist
** Source: Small Soldiers (1998)
* Oh no, you don't. No second best animal friends allowed in my room. Wait, what are you doing? Stay away from me. Stop it. I'm warning you, I've got nunchucks. Hey, stop. Okay, you can stay.
** Who: Sonic the Hedgehog
* (pre-credits:) My grasp on sanity remains absolute. Isn't that right, Agent Stone? Why don't you get a head start. Do some Rockconnaissance. Rockconnaissance. Come on, that's hilarious. What's the matter with you?! Here's the sitch. Uninhabited planet. No resources. No supplies. No apparent way home. A lesser man would die here. I'll be home by Christmas. Rockconnaissance! [cackles maniacally] Come on, cheer up!
** Who: Dr. Robotnik / Dr. Eggman
* (mid-credits:) If these readings are accurate, he's here. I found him! I just hope I'm not too late.
** Who: Miles "Tails" Prower
** Source: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
** Notes: Serves as a prelude to Sonic the Hedgehog 2.
* Can't forget this.
** Who: Sonic the Hedgehog
* (mid-credits:) My god...Project Shadow.
** Who: G.U.N. Commander Walters
** Source: Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
** Notes: Serves as a prelude to Sonic the Hedgehog 3.
* Tomorrow? Uh... tomorrow I promised I would spend with my sister, but uh... what are your plans for every day after that?
** Who: Hal Brandston
** Source: Snow Day (2022)
* What is this sin, my children?
** Who: Mother Abbess
** Source: The Sound of Music (1965)
* All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
** Who: Norma Desmond
** Source: Sunset Boulevard (1950)
* I believe.
** Who: Mario
* (post-credits:) The Super Koopa Cousins!
** Who: Spike and Iggy Koopa
** Source: Super Mario Bros. (1993)
* You were marvelous...and I never want to see any of you again. I might as well...they're the last roses I'll ever see. Vous!
** Who: Carroll "Toddy" Todd
** Source: Victor / Victoria (1982)
* Well, [sniffles] good-bye, Virgin Alarm.
** Who: Dot Matrix
** Source: Spaceballs (1987)
* Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.
** Who: John Milton
** Source: The Devil's Advocate (1997)
* DANNY!!!
** Who: Jack Torrance
** Source: The Shining (1980)
* I'm listening...
** Who: Dr. Colosso
** Source: The Thundermans Return (2024)
** Note: Serves as the backdoor pilot to The Thundermans Undercover.
* One cannot choose, but wonder. You see, he's all the time in the world.
** Who: David Filby
** Source: The Time Machine (1960)
* Godspeed, my fine lad. Godspeed.
** Who: Mrs. Watchit
** Source: The Time Machine (2002)
* I'll tell you later.
** Who: Jimmy Tong
* (in-credits): Hitman! You're fast, but I'm faster.
** Who: James Brown
** Source: The Tuxedo (2002)
* Hey! Thanks, Dad! Ohh! Son of a...! That's gonna leave a mark.
** Who: Thomas "Tommy" Callahan III
** Source: Tommy Boy (1995)
* Hey Jo and Bill, check out that sky!
* You know what? I think we've seen enough. [turns and kisses Bill]
** Who: Allan Sanders and Jo Harding
** Source: Twister (1996)
* And so, we've come to the happy end of our story. But it's time for all of us to go home...just like Thomas.
** Who: Mr. Conductor
** Source: Thomas and the Magic Railroad (2000)
* That's funny, Chanice. See what I put up with? And don't drive fast. I'm not fixing any more tickets for you.
** Who: Buck Russell
* (post-credits:) Wake up! [air horn honking] Ha ha ha ha!
** Who: Buck Russell
** Source: Uncle Buck (1989)
* They say they built the train tracks over the Alps before there was a train that could make the trip. They built it anyway. They knew one day the train would come. Any arbitrary turning along the way, and I would be elsewhere. I would be different. What are four walls, anyway? They are what they contain. The house protects the dreamer. Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game. It's such a surprise.
** Who: Frances Mayes
** Source: Under the Tuscan Sun (2003)
* After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that...he's gone.
** Who: Roger "Verbal" Kint, AKA Keyser Söze
** Source: The Usual Suspects (1995)
* Don't go. I'll eat you up, I love you so.
** Who: K.W.
** Source: Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
* Okay, m-m-m-m-m-move along. Th-Th-there's nothing else to see. Th-That's all, folks! Hmm. I like the sound of that. Th-Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks!
** Who: Porky Pig
** Source: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
* Actually I do, Artie.
** Who: James West
** Source: Wild Wild West (1999)
* Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
* What happened?
* He lived happily ever after.
** Who: Willy Wonka and Charlie Bucket
** Source: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
* Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home. Home! And this is my room, and you're all here. And I'm not gonna leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all, and - Oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home.
** Who: Dorothy Gale
** Source: The Wizard of Oz (1939)
* So I had planned to marry Peter, but...I married Jack instead. Thank goodness my father was right. Life doesn't always turn out the way you plan. But Jack...Jack gave me the perfect gift: a stamp in my passport. He took me to Florence for our honeymoon. I guess you might say he gave me the world. Peter once asked me when it was that I fell in love with Jack. And I told him, "It was while you were sleeping."
** Who: Lucy Eleanor Moderatz
** Source: While You Were Sleeping (1995)
* Okay. You can go.
** Who: VJ Emmie
** Source: Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010, 2015 re-release)
* You still got your Izod?
** Who: Griffin Keyes
** Source: Zookeeper (2011)

### Alien film series

* Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew - Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash, and Captain Dallas - are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off. [to Jonesy] Come on, cat.
** Who: Ellen Ripley
** Source: Alien (1979)
* I-ffirmative.
** Who: Rebecca "Newt" Jorden
** Source: Aliens (1986)
* Ash, Captain Dallas are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.
** Who: Ellen Ripley
** Source: Alien 3 (1992)
* I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself.
** Who: Ellen Ripley
** Source: Alien: Resurrection (1997)
* Final report of the vessel Prometheus. The ship and her entire crew are gone. If you're receiving this transmission, make no attempt to come to its point of origin. There is only death here now, and I'm leaving it behind. It is New Year's Day, the year of our Lord, 2094. My name is Elisabeth Shaw, last survivor of the Prometheus. And I am still searching.
** Who: Elizabeth Shaw
** Source: Prometheus (2012)
* This is colony ship Covenant, reporting. All crew members apart from Daniels and Tennessee tragically perished in a solar flare incident. All colonists in hypersleep remain intact and undisturbed. On course for Origae-6. Hopefully this transmission will reach the network, and be relayed in 1.36 years. This is Walter, signing off. Security code, 31564-F.
** Who: Walter One
** Source: Alien: Covenant (2017)

### The Amazing Spider-Man film series

* You should leave him alone!
** Who: Dr. Curt Connors
** Source: The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
* There's no place like home.
** Who: Spider-Man
** Source: The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

### Alvin and the Chipmunks film series

* Now I'm gonna say it... ALVIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* OKAY!!!
** Who: Dave Seville and Alvin
* (post-credits:) Okay, guys. Come on. Let's try it again. Here we go and sing. Come on. Sing for your Uncle Ian. Come on, sing. Why won't you sing? I said sing. Sing.
** Who: Ian Hawke
** Source: Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
* Okay! this one's for Dave. Everybody, shake what your mama gave ya!
** Who: Alvin Seville
* (mid-credits:) ALVIIIIIIIIIINNN!!!!
** Who: Dave Seville
* (mid-credits 2:) Good start, gentlemen. Only 10 more rows of bleachers to go. Let's do it.
** Who: Dr. Rubin
* (post-credits:) All right, guys. All right. All right. All right, I'm out. I'm out. Is this necessary? Come on. Is that necessary? Is that...At least let me go back and get my purse.
** Who: Ian Hawke
** Source: Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)
* Thank you!
** Who: Alvin Seville
* (mid-credits:) AAAALLLLVVVVIIIINNNN!!!!!!
** Who: Dave Seville
** Source: Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011)
* AAAALLLLVIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!
** Who: Dave Seville
* (mid-credits:) Oh, come on! Come on. What are you gonna do, carry me out? Really? Okay, you are gonna carry me out. Okay! Okay, this is fine! I've been looking to relax all day! I'm like Cleopatra! Floating away! I'm gonna chillax!
** Who: Agent James Suggs
** Source: Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)

### Austin Powers film series

* I'm gonna get you Austin Powers! It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth.
** Who: Dr. Evil
* (mid-credits:) What say, you, we go out on the town and swing, baby? Yeah!
** Who: Austin Powers
** Source: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
* Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space, I don't want you to get sick. It's one thing to attack me, it's quite another to attack my Mini-Me. I'm gonna get you Austin Powers, I'm gonna get you. [laughs evilly]
** Who: Dr. Evil
* (mid-credits:) Paging Dr. Freud.
** Who: Past Austin Powers
* (post-credits:) Hello, out there! Is the movie over? I'm still down here, and I'm still in quite a lot of pain. Maybe someone in the lobby could call an ambulance. Oh! The pain is really quite severe. I fashioned a makeshift splint. Here goes nothing! [screams and falls to the ground]
** Who: Mustafa
** Source: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
* I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers! [laughs evilly and dances like Michael Jackson]
** Who: Dr. Scott Evil
* (mid-credits:) Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Burt Bacharach
** Who: Austin Powers (echo)
** Source: Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

### Babe film series

* That'll do, Pig. That'll do.
** Who: Farmer Arthur H. "The Boss" Hoggett
** Source: Babe (1995)
* That'll do, Pig. That'll do.
** Who: Farmer Arthur H. "The Boss" Hoggett
* (post-credits:) Thank you for staying until the end. Bye-bye.
** Who: Mouse
** Source: Babe: Pig in the City (1998)

### Batman films

* Our job is finished.
** Who: Batman
** Source: Batman: The Movie (1966)
* I thought champagne would be in order ma'am.
* Hi, Alfred.
* Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that he might be a bit late.
* I'm not a bit surprised.
** Who: Alfred Pennyworth and Vicki Vale
** Source: Batman (1989)
* Come what may. Merry Christmas, Master Bruce.
* Merry Christmas, Alfred. Good will toward men...and women.
** Who: Alfred Pennyworth and Bruce Wayne
** Source: Batman Returns (1992)
* Your secret is safe. He's definitely a wacko.
* Wacko. Is that a technical term? [Chase laughs] Listen, I won't be needing this anymore. Thank you for giving me a new dream. [Chase kisses Bruce]
* Don't work too late.
** Who: Dr. Chase Meridian and Bruce Wayne
** Source: Batman Forever (1995)
* Partners?
* Partners.
* Partners.
* We're going to need a bigger cave.
** Who: Barbara Wilson, Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne and Alfred Pennyworth
** Source: Batman & Robin (1997)
* And you'll never have to.
** Who: Batman
** Source: Batman Begins (2005)
* Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
** Who: Commissioner James Gordon
** Source: The Dark Knight (2008)
* Si, Fernet Branca, per cortesia.
** Who: Alfred Pennyworth
** Source: The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

### Back to the Future trilogy

* Hey Doc, we'd better back up. There's not enough road to get to 88.
* Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
** Who: Marty McFly and Doc Brown
** Source: Back to the Future (1985)
* Doc! Doc? Doc? Oh, fantastic.
** Who: Marty McFly
** Source: Back to the Future Part II (1989)
* Hey Doc! Where are you going now? Back to the future?
* Nope. Already been there.
** Who: Marty McFly and Doc Brown
** Source: Back to the Future Part III (1990)

### Bill & Ted film series

* They do get better.
** Who: Rufus
** Source: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
* Very good, very good.
** Who: British husband
** Source: Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
* And so, it wasn't so much the song that made a difference. It was everyone playing together...and it worked.
** Who: Wilhelmina "Billie" Logan
* (post-credits): Nurse!
** Who: Elder Ted "Theodore" Logan
** Source: Bill & Ted: Face The Music (2020)

### DC Extended Universe

* Of all the Lanterns who have ever worn the ring, there was one whose light shined brightest. At first his humanity was thought to be a weakness, and yet it proved to be his greatest strength.
** Who: Tomar-Re
** Source: Green Lantern (2011)
* Glad to be here, Lois.
** Who: Clark Kent
** Source: Man of Steel (2013)
* Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, the bells are ringing. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
** Who: Lex Luthor, Jr.
** Source: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
* You should shut it down, or my friends and I will do it for you.
** Who: Bruce Wayne
** Source: Suicide Squad (2016)
* I used to want to save the world. To end war and bring peace to mankind; but then I glimpsed the darkness that lives within their light. I learnt that inside every one of them there will always be both. The choice each must make for themselves — something no hero will ever defeat. And now I know... that only love can truly save the world. So now I stay, I fight, and I give — for the world I know can be. This is my mission now. Forever.
** Who: Wonder Woman
** Source: Wonder Woman (2017)
* No, I have too much to live for and more important things to do. We have to level the playing field, Mr. Wilson. To put it plainly, shouldn't we have a league of our own?
** Who: Lex Luthor, Jr.
** Source: Justice League (2017)
* Sure. But first, you gotta tell me how to find him.
** Who: David Kane / Black Manta
** Source: Aquaman (2018)
* Uh...well, that's not THAT cool.
** Who: Billy Batson / Shazam
** Source: Shazam! (2019)
* Are you dummies still sitting there? Fine! Since you stuck it out this long, I'll tell you a super-duper secret secret, which you can't tell anyone! Okay. Did you know that Batman f...
** Who: Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn
** Source: Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020)
* Just to save the fucking world, that’s all.
** Who: Emilia Harcourt
** Source: The Suicide Squad (2021)
* It's been a while since anyone's made the world this nervous. Black Adam. We should talk.
** Who: Superman
** Source: Black Adam (2022)

### Dennis the Menace film series

* Oh, I'm gonna get that little kid!
** Who: Andrea
** Source: Dennis the Menace (1993)
* He's a menace!
** Who: George Wilson
** Source: Dennis the Menace: Strikes Again (1998)
* Dennis!
** Who: George Wilson
** Source: A Dennis the Menace Christmas (2007)

### Disney Channel Original Movies

* See ya later! I can feel it in my bones! Ha! See ya!
** Who: Benny the Skeleton
** Source: Halloweentown (1998)
* I'd like that.
** Who: Aggie Cromwell
** Source: Halloweentown II: Kalibar's Revenge (2001)
* Since this is my first autobiography, I might not have gotten everything right. The events are true, the feelings are genuine, and my memoirs are finished. But I might have forgotten what everyone was wearing.
** Who: Kelly Conners
** Source: Cadet Kelly (2002)
* Because it always is.
** Who: Ren Stevens
** Source: The Even Stevens Movie (2003)
* Oh, sure. She's just hanging around somewhere.
** Who: Aggie Cromwell
** Source: Halloweentown High (2004)
* Oh, boy...
** Who: Dylan Piper
** Source: Return to Halloweentown (2006)
* Let's kick it!
** Who: Dee La Duke
* (extended ending:) And...go.
** Who: Mitchie Torres
** Source: Camp Rock (2008)
* I'm sure we can work something out.
** Who: Brown Cesario
** Source: Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam (2010)
* Mark it...play back!
** Who: Vikram
** Source: The Cheetah Girls: One World (2008)
* Santa?
** Who: Rowena Clyborn
** Source: Christmas...Again?! (2021)
* Oh... [laughs] I was having so much fun, I almost forgot. You didn't think this was the end of the story, did you?
** Who: Mal
** Source: Descentants (2015)
* What? You didn't think this was the end of the story, did you?
** Who: Uma
** Source: Descendants 2 (2017)
* Hey, last one over the bridge...
* ...Is a ROTTEN APPLE!!!
** Who 1: Carlos
** Who 2: The VKs
** Source: Descendants 3 (2019)
* Yeah! Whoo! That's what I'm talkin' about! Whoo!
** Who: Troy Bolten
* (post-credits:) I might even make you a creme brulee.
** Who: Zeke Baylor
** Source: High School Musical (2006)
* Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches! It's our birthday! It's our birthday!
** Who: Alexandra Fielding and Camryn Barnes
** Source: Twitches (2006)
* No. Here's to right now.
** Who: Troy Bolten
** Source: High School Musical 2 (2007)
* Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches!
** Who: Alexandra Fielding, Camryn Barnes, Illiana, and Karsh
** Source: Twitches Too (2007)
* Thank you! Whoo!
** Who: Troy Bolten
** Source: High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)
* So, things went back to normal. Or, at least as normal as the life of a high school crime fighter can be. It took some time and a mega amount of coding, but we stabilized Athena, flushed out Drakken's evil programming, and saved the good in her. Together, we formed a martial arts club, and now everyone at Middleton High wants to join. Well, almost everyone. And as for me, learning to be a better friend...Made me a better hero.
** Who: Kim Possible
* (in-credits:) Okay. My new evil master plan to take down Kim Possible will be my tightest yet!
** Who: Young Dr. Drakken
** Source: Kim Possible (2019)
* I just hope our new guitar player can keep up.
** Who: Olivia White
** Source: Lemonade Mouth (2011)
* Viva la reina Rosalinda!
** Who: Everyone
** Source: Princess Protection Program (2009)
* Sing!
** Who: Brady
** Source: Teen Beach Movie (2013)
* I'm Mack.
** Who: McKenzie / Mack
** Souce: Teen Beach 2 (2015)
* Pretty soon, everyone forgot about the Sage way. That's the old way. The new way is to let kids be themselves. After all, everybody has their something. And letting everybody be the most of their something they can be? That's the real magic.
** Who: Nori Boxwood-Horace
** Source: Upside-Down Magic (2020)
* Zander, this is Puppy.
** Who: Zoey
** Source: Zombies (2018)
* Weird...
** Who: Addison Wells
** Source: Zombies 2 (2020)
* I'm going to space! I'm going to space!
** Who: Bucky Buchanan
** Source: Zombies 3 (2022)
* Aww, what a sweet, happy ending. Everybody got what they wanted. But getting what you want can be dangerous... Especially when you mess with the fabric of time. You didn't think that was the end of this story, did you?
** Who: Uma
** Source: Descendants: The Rise of Red (2024)

### American Girl

* If we are, I hope we never wake up.
** Who: Samantha Parkington
** Source: Samantha: An American Girl Holiday (2004)
* As the carolers sang, I knew that no matter where our journeys led us, we would always have in our hearts, the comforts of that evening, the love of our families, and the everlasting nature of true friendship.
** Who: Felicity Merriman
** Source: Felicity: An American Girl Adventure (2006)
* My mum's favorite part was the very end of the story. "And it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, 'God bless Us, Every One!"'
** Who: Emily Bennett
** Source: Molly: An American Girl on the Home Front (2006)
* Now, no matter what life had in store, I was ready.
** Who: Margaret Mildred 'Kit' Kittredge
** Source: Kit Kittredge: An American Girl (2008)
* Mesa Grande Elementary will have an art program this year!
** Who: Principal Laird
** Source: Saige Paints The Sky (2013)

### Enchanted series

* And so, they all lived happily ever after.
** Who: Narrator
** Source: Enchanted (2007)
* I love you. I can't wish for anything more.
** Who: Robert Phillip
** Source: Disenchanted (2022)

### Harry Potter series

* Feels strange to be going home, doesn't it?
* I'm not going home. Not really.
** Who: Hermione Granger and Harry Potter
** Source: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001)
* There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid.
** Who: Harry Potter
** Source: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
* This came with it.
** Who 1: Hermione Granger
* How fast does it go, Harry?
** Who 2: Random Gryffindor Student
* Mischief managed. Nox.
** Who 3: Harry Potter
** Source: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
* Yeah. Every week.
** Who: Harry Potter
** Source: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
* Something worth fighting for.
** Who: Harry Potter
** Source: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
* I never realized how beautiful this place was.
** Who: Harry Potter
** Source: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
* I want to bury him. Properly, without magic.
** Who: Harry Potter
** Source: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1 (2010)
* Ready?
* Ready.
** Who: Harry Potter and Albus Severus Potter
* Bye!
** Who: Random Hogwarts Student on the train
** Source: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2 (2011)
* So yeah. It was...very...it was a very good ten years.
** Who: Daniel Radcliffe
* After all this time?
* Always.
** Who: Severus Snape and Albus Dumbledore (Archival footage)
** Source: Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Harry Potter and the Return To Hogwarts (2022)

### Ghostbusters series

* I love this town! Ha ha!
** Who: Winston Zeddmore
* (in-credits:) I wanna go with them, in their car.
** Who: Louis Tully
** Source: Ghostbusters (1984)
* No, I believe it's one of the Fettuccinis.
** Who: Peter Venkman
* (in-credits:) Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters! [cheering continues]
** Who: Everyone
** Source: Ghostbusters II (1989)

### Goosebumps film series

* You forgot about me.
** Who: Invisible Boy
** Source: Goosebumps (2015)
* You try living in a book for a while, Papa.
** Who: Slappy the Dummy
* (in-credits:) Hiya! Look at my candle.
** Who: Pumpkin
* (post-credits:) Slappy Halloween. [cackles]
** Who: Slappy the Dummy
** Source: Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween (2018)

### Hannibal Lecter series

* Dr. Lecter? Dr. Lecter? Dr. Lecter? Dr. Lecter?
** Who: Clarice Starling
** Source: The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

### Home Alone series

* Kevin! What did you do to my room?!
** Who: Buzz McCallister
** Source: Home Alone (1990)
* KEVIN!!! YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!?!
** Who: Peter McCallister
** Source: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)

### Independence Day films

* Yeah.
** Who: Dylan Dubrow-Hiller
** Source: Independence Day (1996)
* We are gonna kick some serious alien ass.
** Who: Dr. Brakish Okun
** Source: Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

### Indiana Jones series

* Well, I know what I've got here. Come on. I'll buy you a drink. You know, a drink?
** Who: Marion Ravenwood
** Source: Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
* Uh-oh!
** Who: Short Round
** Source: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
* Yes, sir.
** Who: Indiana Jones
** Source: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
* Thanks, Ox.
** Who: Indiana Jones and Mutt Williams
** Source: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

### Inspector Gadget films

* A happy ending. What could be better than true love? Ooh, cute little bug. Wait up, fraulein. Did you know I speak German? Fahrvergnugen, baby.
** Who: Gadgetmobile
* (mid-credits:) Hey, thanks for watching my movie. Yeah, my movie, even though we called it Inspector Gadget. I know you all are wondering; Things with the Volkswagen are workin' out real good. We got married in Las Vegas, in a drive-through Chapel. We're expecting a little subcompact any day now, thinking of calling him "The Love Bug", which is in no way a plug for my employer, The Walt Disney Company. Although, when our little one is old enough, I'm sure his first words will be, "I'm going to Disneyland!" But don't any of you leave for theme parks just yet. All these fine people made me look good.
** Who: Gadgetmobile
* (post-credits:) Wow! You made it through the credits, and we didn't offer you anything for free! Movie audiences are the best audiences in the world. Now, get out, go home, leave, vamoose. You got to go. I am tired. Please go home, go home, go home, go home. Good night, Riverton!
** Who: Gadgetmobile
** Source: Inspector Gadget (1999)
* GADGET!!!
** Who: Chief Quimby and Mayor Wilson
** Source: Inspector Gadget 2 (2003)

### James Bond films

* Throw us your line.
** Who: Felix Leiter
** Source: Dr. No (1962)
* I'll show you.
** Who: James Bond
** Source: From Russia With Love (1963)
* Oh, no, you don't. This is not time to be rescued.
** Who: James Bond
** Source: Goldfinger (1964)
* Get down!
** Who: James Bond
** Source: Thunderball (1965)
* It will be a pleasure sir.
** Who: Miss Moneypenny
** Source: You Only Live Twice (1967)
* Four, three, two.
** Who: Jimmy Bond
** Source: Casino Royale (1967)
* It's no hurry, really. All the time in the world.
** Who: James Bond
** Source: On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
* James, how do we get those diamonds down again?
** Who: Tiffany Case
** Source: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
* Just being disarming, darling.
** Who: James Bond
** Source: Live and Let Die (1973)
* Goodnight, sir.
** Who: James Bond
** Source: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)
* Keeping the British end up, sir.
** Who: James Bond
** Source: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
* Why not?
** Who: James Bond
** Source: Moonraker (1979)
* Bond, Bond, Bond!
** Who: Sir Frederick Gray
** Source: For Your Eyes Only (1981)
* James.
** Who: Octopussy
** Source: Octopussy (1983)
* Never?
** Who: Domino Petachi
** Source: Never Say Never Again (1983)
* Oh, James.
** Who: Stacey Stutton
** Source: A View to a Kill (1985)
* Oh, James.
** Who: Kara Milovy
** Source: The Living Daylights (1987)
* So, why don't you ask me?
** Who: James Bond
** Source: Licence to Kill (1989)
* Darling, what could possibly go wrong, okay?
** Who: James Bond
** Source: GoldenEye (1995)
* Let's stay undercover.
** Who: James Bond
** Source: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
* I thought Christmas only comes once a year.
** Who: James Bond
** Source: The World Is Not Enough (1999)
* Especially, when your bad.
** Who: James Bond
** Source: Die Another Day (2002)
* The names Bond. James Bond.
** Who: James Bond
** Source: Casino Royale (2006)
* I never left.
** Who: James Bond
** Source: Quantum of Solace (2008)
* With pleasure, M. With pleasure.
** Who: James Bond
** Source: Skyfall (2012)
* There's just one thing I need.
** Who: James Bond
** Source: Spectre (2015)
* I'm going to tell you a story...about a man. His name is Bond, James Bond.
** Who: Madeleine Swann
** Source: No Time To Die (2021)

### Jaws series

* I can't imagine why.
** Who: Matt Hooper
** Source: Jaws (1975)
* Sure they did.
** Who: Brody
** Source: Jaws 2 (1978)
* All right!
** Who: Mike
** Source: Jaws 3-D (1983)
* There they were, all hundred of them!
** Who: Hoagie
** Source: Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

### Jumanji series

* What's that noise?
** Who: Emilie Reynaud
** Source: Jumanji (1995)
* Walter, what?
** Who: Danny
** Source: Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005)
* Smoldering.
** Who: Anthony "Fridge" Johnson
** Source: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)
* I don't know if we already agreed on that.
** Who: Anthony "Fridge" Johnson
* (mid-credits:) It looks like it's broken. Maybe you shouldn't touch it.
** Who: Janice Gilpin
** Source: Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)

### Jurassic Park series

* Come on.
** Who: Dr. Alan Grant
** Source: Jurassic Park (1993)
* It is absolutely imperative that we work with the Costa Rican Department of Biological Preserves to establish a set of rules for the preservation and isolation of that island. These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, life will find a way.
** Who: John Hammond
** Source: The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
* Let's go home.
** Who: Paul Kirby
** Source: Jurassic Park III (2001)
* Probably stick together, for survival.
** Who: Owen Grady
** Source: Jurassic World (2015)
* Welcome to Jurassic World.
** Who: Ian Malcolm
** Source: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
* Life on Earth has existed for hundreds of millions of years. And dinosaurs were only a part of that, and we're an even smaller part of that. They really put us in perspective. The idea that life on Earth existed 65 million years ago...it's humbling. We act like we’re alone here, but we're not. We're part of a fragile system made up of all living things. If we're going to survive, we'll have to trust each other, depend on each other, coexist.
** Who: Charlotte Lockwood
** Source: Jurassic World Dominion (2022)

### Marvel Cinematic Universe

* I'm here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative.
** Who: Nick Fury
** Source: Iron Man (2008)
* Who's "we"?
** Who: General Thunderbolt Ross
** Source: The Incredible Hulk (2008)
* Sir, we found it.
** Who: Agent Phil Coulson
** Source: Iron Man 2 (2010)
* Well, I guess that's worth a look.
** Who: Loki, via Erik Selvig
** Source: Thor (2011)
* Yeah. Yeah, I just...I had a date.
** Who: Steve Rogers
** Source: Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
** Notes: Following post-credits scene depicts scenes from The Avengers, and thus not truly end the film.
* To challenge them...is to court...death.
** Who: The Other
** Source: The Avengers (2012)
* I'm 14-years-old, and I still had a nanny. That was weird.
** Who: Tony Stark
** Source: Iron Man 3 (2013)
* One down, five to go.
** Who: The Collector
** Source: Thor: The Dark World (2013)
* There is nothing more horrifying...than a miracle.
** Who: Baron Wolfgang von Strucker
** Source: Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
* What do you let it lick you like that for? Gross. Yeah! But it burns going down.
** Who: Howard the Duck
** Source: Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
* Fine, I'll do it myself.
** Who: Thanos
** Source: Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
* It's about damn time.
** Who: Hope van Dyne
** Source: Ant-Man (2015)
** Notes: Following post-credits scene depicts scenes from Captain America: Civil War, and thus not truly end the film.
* Hey, can you shut the door?
** Who: Peter Parker
** Source: Captain America: Civil War (2016)
* Because I see at long last what's wrong with the world. Too many sorcerers.
** Who: Karl Mordo
** Source: Doctor Strange (2016)
* Hey, fellas! Hey, wait, where are you going? Hey, you were supposed to be my lift home! How will I get out of here? Hey! Oh, gee, I've got so many more stories to tell! Oh, guys! Oh, gee!
** Who: The Watcher Informant
** Source: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
* Hi, I'm Captain America. Here to talk to you about one of the most valuable traits a student or soldier can have. Patience. Sometimes, patience is the key to victory. Sometimes, it leads to very little, and it seems like it's not worth it, and you wonder why you waited so long for something so disappointing...How many more of these?
** Who: Steve Rogers / Captain America
** Source: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
** Notes: Post-credit scene is a PSA recording of Captain America.
* I just, I gotta say. I'm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay us! Pat-pat on the back. Pat on the back. Come on. No? Me too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow! So, ah, you're welcome. And, uh, it's a tie.
** Who: The Grandmaster
** Source: Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
* Come, we have much to learn.
** Who: Shuri
** Source: Black Panther (2018)
* Oh, no. Motherf...
** Who: Nick Fury
** Source: Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
* Hello? Ha-ha, very funny. Hank, quit screwing around. You told me yourself, not screw around. Hank? Hope? Janet? Guys...Guys? Be seriously, don't joke around! Bring me up, let's go! GUYS!
** Who: Scott Lang / Ant-Man
** Source: Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
* Where's Fury?
** Who: Captain Marvel
** Source: Captain Marvel (2019)
* No. No, I don't think I will.
** Who: Steve Rogers
** Source: Avengers: Endgame (2019)
* Who's got my shoes?
** Who: Nick Fury
** Source: Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
* Oh yeah. You and me both. Believe me... you're gonna earn it. I've got your next target. Thought I'd hand-deliver it. Maybe you'd like a shot at the man responsible for your sister's death. Kind of a cutie, don't you think?
** Who: Valentina Allegra de Fontaine
** Source: Black Widow (2021)
* Let's get started. We have a lot of work to do.
** Who: Xialing
** Source: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)
* Sure you’re ready for that, Mr. Whitman?
** Who: Mysterious Man
** Source: Eternals (2021)
** Note: The unseen man is identified off-screen as Eric Brooks / Blade.
* And there he goes. Without paying the bills, no tips, nothing.
** Who: Bartender
** Source: Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
** Notes: Following post-credits scene depicts scenes from Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, and thus not truly end the film.
* [laughs maniacally] It's over!
** Who: Pizza Poppa vendor (Bruce Campbell)
** Source: Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
* Thank you for looking after my son. You are very welcome here, to the land of the gods. Welcome to Valhalla.
** Who: Heimdall
** Source: Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
* My name is Prince T'Challa, son of King T'Challa.
** Who: T'Challa II / Toussaint
** Source: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)
* All of us.
** Who: Immortus
** Source: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
** Note: The following post-creidt scene depicts scenes from the second season of Loki, and thus not truly end the film.
* Oh, really? Now I kind of want to know.
** Who: Peter Quill
** Source: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)
* Oh, shit.
** Who: Monica Raumbeau
** Source: The Marvels (2023)
* Gotcha, fuck face.
** Who: Wade Wilson / Deadpool
** Source: Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)

### The Mask film series

* SSSMOKIN'!
** Who: Stanley Ipkiss
** Source: The Mask (1994)
* What do you think about that Double A? A little brother or sister? How does that sound?
** Who: Tim Avery
** Source: Son of the Mask (2005)

### The Matrix

* I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid...you're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
** Who: Neo / Thomas A. Anderson
** Source: The Matrix (1999)
* Only one.
** Who: Roland
** Source: The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
* Oh, no. No, I didn't. But I believed...I believed.
** Who: The Oracle
** Source: The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
* Another chance.
** Who: Trinity
** Source: The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

### Middle-Earth film series

* Sam, I'm glad you're with me.
** Who: Frodo Baggins
** Source: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
* Follow me.
** Who: Gollum
** Source: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
* Well, I'm back.
** Who: Samwise Gamgee
** Source: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
* You're right. I do believe the worst is behind us.
** Who: Bilbo Baggins
** Source: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
* What have we done?
** Who: Bilbo Baggins
** Source: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)
* Come in, come in! Welcome, welcome...
** Who: Bilbo Baggins
** Source: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

### Men in Black film series

* Hey, Jay! Zed called. The high consulate from Solaxiant 9 wants floor seats for the next Bulls game.
* All right, let's put in a call to Dennis Rodman. He's from that planet.
* Rodman? You're kidding.
* Nope.
* Not much of a disguise.
** Who: Agent L and Agent J
** Source: Men in Black (1997)
* Whoa.
** Who: Frank the Pug
** Source: Men in Black II (2002)
* That was a close one.
** Who: Griffin
** Source: Men in Black 3 (2012)
* Yeah, got it. I'm gonna trust my gut.
** Who: Agent M
** Source: Men in Black: International (2019)

### MonsterVerse

* Sweetie!
** Who: Elle Brody
** Source: Godzilla (2014)
* This world never belonged to us. It belonged to them. The question is, how long before they take it back. Kong is not the only king.
** Who: Houston Brooks
** Source: Kong: Skull Island (2017)

### National Treasure

* You'll figure it out.
** Who: Abigail Chase
** Source: National Treasure (2004)
* I love this car.
** Who: Riley Poole
** Source: National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007)

### Pirates of the Caribbean

* Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
** who: Captain Jack Sparrow
** source: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
* So, tell me, what's become of my ship?
** who: Captain Hector Barbossa
** source: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
* Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, we loot, drink up, me hearties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot, drink up, me hearties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me...
** who: Henry Turner
** source: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
* Savvy?
** Who: Captain Jack Sparrow
** source: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
* I have a rendezvous beyond my...Beloved horizon.
** Who: Captain Jack Sparrow
** Source: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

### Planet of the Apes

* You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
** Who: Captain George Taylor
** Source: Planet of the Apes (1968)
* In one of the countless billions of galaxies in the universe, lies a medium-sized star, and one of its satellites, a green and insignificant planet, is now dead.
** Who: Ending Voiceover
** Source: Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)
* Mama? Mama? Mama?
** Who: Milo
** Source: Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971)
* But now...now we will put away our hatred. Now we will put down our weapons. We have passed through the night of the fires, and those who were our masters are now our servants. And we, who are not human, can afford to be humane. Destiny is the will of God, and if it is man's destiny to be dominated, it is God's will that he be dominated with compassion, and understanding. So, cast out your vengeance. Tonight, we have seen the birth of the Planet of the Apes!
** Who: Caesar
** Source: Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972)
* Perhaps only the dead.
** Who: The Lawgiver
** Source: Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973)
* Keep your hands up!
** Who: Police Ape 3
** Source: Planet of the Apes (2001)
* Okay. Caesar is home. Go.
** Who: Will Rodman
** Source: Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)
* I did, too.
** Who: Caesar
** Source: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
* Caesar.
** Who: Maurice
** Source: War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)

### Power Rangers film series

* Wha-hoo, Yeah.
** Who: Fred Kelman
* (mid-credits:) Uh-oh!
** Who: Goldar and Mordant
** Source: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)
* Yeah, Woo!
** Who: Tommy Oliver
* (mid-credits:) Shift into Turbo!
** Who: Tommy Oliver
** Source: Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)
* This Ranger team did what my team could not. You will humbly walk amongst your peers, but heroes you all will be. Each of your names will be etched alongside the great Ranger teams before you. I will always owe a debt of gratitude to you all.
** Who: Zordon
* (mid-credits:) It might've been my fault, It might've been my fault, I'm so sorry.
** Who: Billy Cranston
** Source: Power Rangers (2017)

### RoboCop

* Murphy.
** Who: RoboCop
** Source: RoboCop (1987)
* Patience, Lewis. We're only human.
** Who: RoboCop
** Source: RoboCop 2 (1990)
* My friends call me Murphy. You can call me...RoboCop!
** Who: RoboCop
** Source: Robocop 3 (1993)

### Scooby-Doo live action movies

* Whatever the case, Mystery Inc. will be there.
* Solving mysteries, man.
* Writing wrongs.
* Looking for clues, and kicking butt!
** Who: Fred Jones, Shaggy Rogers, Daphne Blake, and Velma Dinkley
* (in-credits:) On the count of three.
* One, two, three!
** Who: Scooby-Doo and Shaggy Rogers
** Source: Scooby-Doo (2002)
* Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
* (post credits:) Game Boy Advance secret code.
** Who: Scooby-Doo
** Source: Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)

### Sesame Street movies

* See ya.
** Who: Big Bird
* Bruno, come on!
** Who: Oscar the Grouch
* (post-credits) That is 278 incredible, colossal credits! Ha-ha-ha-ha, I love motion pictures! Wonderful! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
** Who: Count von Count
** Source: Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird (1985)
* Bye-bye!
** Who: Elmo, Ernie
** Source: The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland (1999)

### The Santa Clause film series

* Santa!
** Who: Laura Miller
** Source: The Santa Clause (1994)
* Nothing wrong with a straight line, Chet. Chet! CHET!!
** Who: Scott Calvin / Santa Claus
** Source: The Santa Clause 2 (2002)
* That's right. Say hello to Buddy Claus. What's going on?
* (in-credits) I was happy.
** Who: Scott Calvin / Santa Claus
** Source: The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)

### The Smurfs film series

* Grace, I smurf you.
** Who: Patrick
* (mid-credits) Smurfs. Smurfs! I wish I could quit you. Get out of here. What are you looking at?
** Who: Gargamel
** Source: The Smurfs (2011)
** Note: He was stuck in New York City powerless and while the Smurfs went back to Smurf Village with victory and no Gargamel to bother him.
* Have a nice trip.
** Who: Jokey
* (mid-credits) So long, sucker!
** Who: Azrael
* (mid-credits) And where do you think you’re going?! You’re coming with me!
* (mid-credits) Ow!
* (post-credits) How dare you call me that?! I have bungled nothing! Well, Paris is over, my friend, we're back here in the Dark Ages, I suggest you get used to it! Aw, you want room service, why don't you yell out the window?! Don't you show your claws to me unless you are prepared to use them, Mr. Pussy Foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Stop it! Not the face! Not the face!
** Who: Gargamel
** Source: The Smurfs 2 (2013)
** Note: At the end when Gargamel blasts off into the air, he and Azrael gets sent back to the castle. They get into a fight and Azrael then attacks Gargamel with his claws.

### Sony's Spider-Man Universe films

* When I get out of here - and I will - there's gonna be carnage.
** Who: Cletus Kasady
** Source: Venom (2018)
** Note: Following post-credits scene depicts scenes from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, and thus not truly end the film.
* (Roomer: "Dude, what are you doing in my room?") Uh... I...
** Who: Eddie Brock
** Source: Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)
* Intriguing.
** Who: Michael Morbius
** Source: Morbius (2022)
* Whatever the future holds. We’ll be ready. And you know the best thing about the future… It hasn’t happened yet.
** Who: Cassandra "Cassie" Web / Madame Web
** Source: Madame Web (2024)

### Spider-Man Sam Raimi film series

* Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift. My curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-Man.
** Who: Peter Parker
** Source: Spider-Man (2002)
* Whoo! Hoo-hoo!
** Who: Peter Parker / Spider-Man
** Source: Spider-Man 2 (2004)
* Whatever comes our way...whatever battle is raging inside us, we always have a choice. My friend Harry taught me that. He chose to be the best of himself. It’s the choices that make us what we are...and we can always choose to do what's right.
** Who: Peter Parker
** Source: Spider-Man 3 (2007)

### Star Trek

* Thataway!
** Who: Admiral James T. Kirk
** Source: Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
* Space, the final frontier. These are the continuing voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission, to explore strange new worlds...to seek out new lifeforms and new civilisations...To boldly go where no man has gone before.
** Who: Spock
** Source: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
* Yes.
** Who: Admiral James T. Kirk
** Source: Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)
* Aye, sir!
** Who: Lieutenant Sulu
** Source: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
* Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream....
** Who: James T. Kirk, Spock & Dr. McCoy
** Source: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
* Captain's log, U.S.S. Enterprise, stardate 9529.1. This is the final cruise of the Starship Enterprise under my command. This ship and her history will shortly become the care of another crew. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the voyages we have begun and journey to all the undiscovered countries, boldly going where no man, where no one...has gone before.
** Who: Captain James T. Kirk
** Source: Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
* I always thought I'd get a shot at this chair one day.
* Perhaps you still will...somehow I doubt this will be the last ship to carry the name "Enterprise". Picard to Farragut, two to beam up.
** Who: Commander William Riker and Captain Jean-Luc Picard
** Source: Star Trek Generations (1994)
* Make it so.
** Who: Captain Jean-Luc Picard
** Source: Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
* Energize.
** Who: Captain Jean-Luc Picard
** Source: Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
* ...Going so right.
** Who: B-4
** Source: Star Trek Nemesis (2002)
* Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new lifeforms and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.
** Who: Spock Prime
** Source: Star Trek (2009)
* Aye, Captain.
** Who: Lieutenant Sulu
** Source: Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
* To boldly go where no one has gone before.
** Who: Lieutenant Uhura
** Source: Star Trek Beyond (2016)

### Star Wars

* Don't worry, he'll be all right.
** Who: Luke Skywalker
** Source: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977)
* May the force be with you.
** Who: Luke Skywalker
** Source: Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
* All right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back, I won't get in the way.
* No, he's not like that at all. He's my brother.
** Who: Han Solo and Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan
** Source: Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983)
* PEACE!!!
* Ya-hoo!
** Who: Boss Nass and Jar-Jar Binks
** Source: Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999)
* I have to admit that without the clones, it would have not been a victory.
* Victory? Victory, you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the Dark Side has fallen; Begun, the Clone War has.
** Who: Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda
** Source: Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002)
* Captain Antilles?
* Yes, your highness?
* I'm placing these droids in your care. Treat them well, clean them up, have the protocol droid's mind wiped.
* What?! [R2-D2 laughs] Oh, no.
** Who: Bail Organa, Captain Antilles and C-3PO
** Source: Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005)
* Rey? May the Force be with you.
** Who: General Leia Organa-Solo
** Source: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
* Hope.
** Who: Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan
** Source: Rogue One (2016)
* Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master.
** Who: Temiri Blagg
** Source: Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)
* No, I'm telling ya, it's gonna be great. When have I ever steered you wrong?
** Who: Han Solo
** Source: Solo (2018)
* Rey Skywalker.
** Who: Rey
** Source: Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

### Stuart Little films

* Yeah, exactly.
** Who: Stuart Little
** Source: Stuart Little (1999)
* Bye-bye, birdie.
** Who: Martha Little
* Big deal. When she can fall from a tree and land on her feet, then I'll be impressed.
** Who: Snowbell
** Source: Stuart Little 2 (2002)

### Superman

* No, sir. Don't thank me, Warden. We're all part of the same team. Good night.
** Who: Superman
** Source: Superman: The Movie (1978)
* Good afternoon, Mr. President. Sorry I've been away so long. I won't let you down again.
** Who: Superman
** Source: Superman II (1980)
* Giorgio, per favore. Que grazie.
** Who: Pisa Vendor
** Source: Superman III (1983)
* No. It's the same as it's always been, Luthor. On the brink. With good fighting evil. See you in twenty.
** Who: Superman
** Source: Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
* I'm always around. Good night, Lois.
** Who: Superman
** Source: Superman Returns (2006)

### Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film series

* I made a funny! [laughs]
** Who: Splinter
** Source: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
* I made another funny! [laughs]
** Who: Splinter
** Source: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
* Get down!
** Who: Michaelangelo
** Source: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles in Time (1993)
* I can't see me loving nobody but you For all my life When you're with me, baby The skies'll be blue For all my life!
** Who: Michaelangelo
** Source: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
** Note: Singing the song "Happy Together" by The Turtles
* Normal...what fun is that?
** Who: Raphael
** Source: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)

### Terminator

* I know.
** Who: Sarah Connor
** Source: The Terminator (1984)
* The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first time with a sense of hope, because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too.
** Who: Sarah Connor
** Source: Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
* By the time SkyNet became self-aware it had spread into millions of computer servers all across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms, everywhere. It was software, in cyberspace. There was no system core. It could not be shut down. The attack began at 6:18 P.M. just as he said it would. Judgment Day. The day the human race was nearly destroyed by the weapons they built to protect themselves. I should have realized our destiny was never to stop Judgment Day; it was merely to survive it. Together. The Terminator knew. He tried to tell us, but I didn't want to hear it. Maybe the future has been written. I don't know. All I know is what the Terminator taught me. Never stop fighting. And I never will. The battle has just begun.
** Who: John Connor
** Source: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
* There is a storm on the horizon. A time of hardship and pain. The battle has been won, but the war against machines rages on. Skynet's global network remains strong, but we will not quit, until all of it is destroyed. This is John Connor. There is no fate but what we make.
** Who: John Connor
** Source: Terminator Salvation (2009)
* It was over. Skynet was gone. Now, one road has become many. Though questions remain, We'll search for the answers together. But, one thing we know for sure, The future is not set.
** Who: Kyle Reese
** Source: Terminator Genisys (2015)
* Then you need to be ready.
** Who: Sarah Connor
** Source: Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

### Top Gun film series

* I don't know, but uh, it's looking good so far.
** Who: Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell
** Source: Top Gun (1986)

### X-Men film series

* And I will always be there, old friend.
** Who: Professor Charles Xavier
** Source: X-Men (2000)
* Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It is how we have evolved from a single-cell organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few millennia evolution leaps forward.
** Who: Jean Grey
** Source: X2: X-Men United (2003)
* Charles?
** Who: Moira MacTaggert
** Source: X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
* Shhh.
** Who: Wade Wilson / Deadpool
* No. I'm drinking to remember.
** Who: Logan
** Source: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
** Notes: Two alternate post-credits scenes were shown at different screenings. The last line alternates depending on which version was shown.
* I prefer...Magneto.
** Who: Erik Lehnsherr
** Source: X-Men: First Class (2011)
* As I told you a long time ago, you're not the only with gifts.
** Who: Professor Charles Xavier
** Source: The Wolverine (2013)
* En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur. En Sabah Nur.
** Who: Apocalypse's worshippers
** Source: X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)
* I'm never gonna dance again, the way I danced with you, ohhhhhhh!
** Who: Wade Wilson / Deadpool
* (post-credits:) You're still here? It's over. Go home! Oh, you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don't have that kind of money. What are you expecting, Sam Jackson show up with an eyepatch and a saucy little leather number? Go, go. Oh, but I can tell you one thing and it's a bit of a secret. The sequel, we're gonna have Cable. Amazing character, bionic arm, time-travel, we have no idea who we're gonna cast yet, but it could be anybody just need a big guy with a flat-top. Could be Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren, Keira Knightley, she's got range, who knows, anyway big secret shhh. Oh and don't leave your garbage all lying around, it's a total dick move. Go. [walks away, pops his head back in] Chicka chi-kaah!
** Who: Wade Wilson / Deadpool
** Source: Deadpool (2016)
* Forget everything you think you know. Whatever lessons you learned in school, whatever your parents taught you, none of that matters! You're not kids anymore. You're not students. You're X-Men!
** Who: Mystique
** Source: X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)
* "There's no living with a killing. There's no going back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand. A brand sticks. There's no going back. Now you run on home to your mother, and tell her... tell her everything's all right. And there aren't any more guns in the valley."
** Who: Laura
** Source: Logan (2017)
** Notes: Laura is quoting Shane as a eulogy for Logan.
* You're welcome, Canada.
** Who: Wade Wilson / Deadpool
** Source: Deadpool 2 (2018)
* No, you won't.
** Who: Professor Charles Xavier
** Source: Dark Phoenix (2019)
* Inside every person there are two bears. One bear is all the good things, compassion, love trust. The other is all the bad things, fear, shame, self-destruction. I asked, "Which one wins?" He answered, "The one you feed."
** Who: Danielle "Dani" Moonstar / Mirage
** Source: The New Mutants (2020)