# Open Season (2006 film)

Open Season is a 2006 American CGI-animated adventure comedy film about Boog, a domesticated 900lb. Grizzly bear, finds himself stranded in the woods 3 days before Open Season. Forced to rely on Elliot, a fast-talking mule reindeer, the two form an unlikely friendship and must quickly rally other forest animals if they are to form a rag-tag army against the hunters.
    Directed by Roger Allers, Jill Culton. Written by Steve Bencich and Ron J. Friedman.

## Boog

* [singing his own version of "Teddy Bear's Picnic"] If you go out in the woods today there's gonna be some fries [eating animal crackers while in the backseat of Gordy's truck] Yeah. And the giraffes. They taste almost exactly like the elephants. That's messed up.
* [Stumbles into his garage and sees Dinkleman staring from his bed] Hey. What are you looking at? I told you not to wait up. [does a tired growl]
* The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my milady. Smooth and creamy. So bad I shouldn't. Yet I will.
* Behold. The Mighty… Grizzly! Goodnight. (he faints)
* When I'm a bearskin rug, they can walk all over me. Until then, I ain't going down without a fight.
* All right, fishies. Give it up for Boog.
* [Trailer] Not this time around The last after this fall.
* [Trailer] I'm not working with this guy.
* This here is my home.
* Oh yeah. Don't mess with the Boogster.

## Elliot

* [Wearing a gum ball dispenser on his head] I come in peace.
* [bounces on a bed] So soft. What is that? [bounces off]
* [Trailer] Coming this fall.
* [Trailer] Oh, got it. Coming not this fall.
* [Trailer] Then you say it.

## Sheriff Gordy

* Shaw, no shooting in the town.

## Buddy the Porcupine

    [Repeated line]
* Buddy.

## Mr. Weenie

* That's good. Mother's getting kind of gamey.

## Giselle

* I heard you got hit by a truck.

## Ian

* Herd, circle formation! You pinheads, that’s an an oval. More… Circle-y!

## Shaw

* [he imitates electric guitar in gun] So do you think you're so tough, huh? [imitates second time] You know I think? I think you're still just a Mama's bear. [he tosses Dinkleman to the floor]

## Dialogue

    [first lines of the film]
    Ranger Beth: Now that's a roar, Boog. (chuckles) Now get in. We're going to be late.
    Boog: Whew. No denying. The girl's got growl. But can she get down like this? Can you get down like this? Bring it here. Bring it. Then bring it right back, huh? Look at that. Look at that. (laughs) (music plays "Wild, Wild Life") Here comes! Ahahahahahaha! (laughs)
    Beth: Hey, Gordy!
    Gordy: [pause, now the music playing; to Beth] Morning, Beth?
    McSquizzy: [When Boog goes over to his tree and tries to climb it] Oi! Lost your way to Sunday school, pal? This is McSquizzy's turf. Nobody messes with McSquizzy. Because that's me.
    Boog: What?
    McSquizzy: Touch the needle on this tree and I'll give you such a doing.
    Boog: Yeah? [chuckles] You and what army?
    [As McSquizzy whistles, several gray squirrels appear]
    Gray Squirrels: Oi!
    Boog: Oh, that army.
    McSquizzy: Don't mess with the Furrytail Clan. We're defenders of the good, crusaders of the righteous, guardians of the pine.
    Boog: Keep your tree. I'll find another one.
    McSquizzy: Look! He's got a wee freakish twin growing out of his back.
    [squirrels look at the teddy bear on his back and laugh]
    Boog: Um, this one will work. [grabs tree]
    McSquizzy: Oy! [he throws an acorn at Boog]
    Boog: Ouch!
    McSquizzy: That was a warning, all right?
    Gray Squirrels: Oi!
    McSquizzy: Try that again and I will be kicking your furry brown bahookie. [slaps his bottom]
    Boog: What? Hey, this is a different tree.
    McSquizzy: They're all my trees. I suggest you turn round and head right back from whence you came.
    Boog: Well, that's what I'm trying to do. So just point me the way to town and I'll be out of here.
    [The squirrels all point in different directions and laugh]
    Boog: That's it! [he throws Mr. Dinkleman for the tree] You're asking for a whupping.
    McSquizzy: Ready! Fire!
    [Squirrels throw all the acorns at Boog]
    Elliot: [Standing with his butt in the air, his antler stuck to the ground] Hey, Boog. Look. No banda. I think I'm getting a sunburn though. Check it out.
    Boog: All right, where's town?
    Elliot: Or what we would call a moonburn. (laughs)
    [Boog slaps Elliot on the butt]
    Elliot: Ow! (Boog grabs him)
    Boog: Look. Just give me the directions. I really need to get back.
    Elliot: So sad.
    Boog: Where’s Timberline?!
    Elliot: OK, OK. All right. So you got it pretty good in Timberline, right? Coffee, Woo-Hoo bars, safety.
    Boog: Hmm.. Yeah, so?
    Elliot: And still. Something is missing.
    Boog: There is?
    Elliot: Yep, me. And I want in, Boog. I'll take you to town, but when we get there, we're partners. Deal? Partner?
    Beth: You are in big trouble, mister.
    Boog: [to Beth] Shush. (passes out) Ow! Oh!
    Beth: [takes the green package of sugar out of Boog and gasps] You know what sugar does to you, Boog. [closes Gordy's truck's back door] Straight to bed, now! [Boog gets up and runs over to his garage.] [sighs] I’m so sorry. It’s my fault. It won't happen again. [Boog hits the garage door loudly]
    Gordy: What if he had hurt someone?
    Beth: Gordy, please. We are talking about that Boog here.
    Boog: Hey, what are you looking at? I told you not to wait up.
    Beth: I'll take him back to the woods.
    Gordy: It’s time to put him where he belongs.
    Beth: No, no, no. He's not ready to go back yet. I mean, it's not my fault. I tried to teach him the basics. [Boog throws some things from the garage] I took him fishing, but he didn't want to get wet. [Boog slams the garage door] Gordy, please...
    Boog: [babbles and slams the garage door again] Boog is sorry. [begins to cry]
    Gordy: Beth, you're not his mother.
    Beth: I'm not mothering him.
    [Boog taps on his garage window and waves at Beth]
    Beth: Excuse me. GO TO BED, BOOG!!!
    [Boog then vomits on the window]
    Beth: (sighs) One more summer. That's all I am asking, one summer. Great, see? I can be reasonable. Thanks.
    Gordy: You know something? The longer you wait, the harder it's gonna be for him to adapt.
    Beth: Oh, I'm sure he'll... At least I think he'll...
    Gordy: And the harder it's gonna be for you to let him go. [drives away] Good night, Beth.
    Beth: [she walks quietly. She opens the garage door. Next, she approaches Boog.] What am I gonna do with you?
    Boog: [snoring] Pretty. Oh, man. (gasps, screaming)
    [scream echoing]
    Boog: Where's home?! It's gone! Someone stole it!
    Elliot: Hey, could you keep it down? I'm trying to sleep here. [yawns]
    Boog: You!
    Elliot: No, I didn't do it!
    Boog: Take a good look, Elliot. What do you see, Elliot? Something's missing, Elliot. What is it, Elliot? What is it?
    Elliot: Wait, don't tell me. I....
    Boog: Timberline is missing!
    Elliot: Aww! I was just gonna say that.
    Boog: My garage is missing! Breakfast, lunch and dinner are missing! My life is missing and it’s all your fault!
    Elliot: What are yoy gonna do? WHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!! [chuckles] You're funny. I thought, maybe, but then I was like, uh-uh, and then...
    Boog: This ain't happening. It's some kind of mistake. Think, Boog. She's mad, but you can fix this. All right, I'll go back and I'll give her the face. The face. Got to get back before she forgets the face. That'll clear it all up right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the face.
    Shaw: If I don't stop them, it will be a total reversal of the natural order. They laugh at old Shaw, but you'll see. The truth will be revealed.
    Bobbie: Oh. We know exactly what you mean.
    Shaw: You do?
    Bobbie: We are scientists. Well, of sorts and we're trying to secure photografic documentation of real, live homo-sasquatchus.
    Shaw: Homo-say-what-us?
    Bobbie: We're looking for Bigfoot.
    Shaw: Huh? Bigfoot? Oh. I didn't realize I was talking to a couple of wack jobs. [referring to Mr. Weenie] Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your back, he'll shiv you. (he begins to leave)
    Bobbie: Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.
    [rattling]
    (Shaw opens the door)
    Boog: (gasps) Oh, no.
    Shaw: [enters the shack] Deers, skunks, beavers.
    Boog: (horrified) I got to hide.
[thunderclap]
    Shaw: That bear’s turned them all! [he lights the fireplace] Here you go, Lorraine. There. You get good and dry. Come morning, we got a rebellion to crush. And then I'm going to take back, what's mine.
    Boog: (whispering) Elliot.
[Shaw chuckles]
    Shaw: (he opens the fridge) Huh? Someone's been eating my candy.
    (Boog hides under the table)
    Shaw: [he sees his overturned chair] Huh? (grabs the chair and throws it) Somebody has been sitting in my chair! [sniffs, looks at the toilet. He goes to toilet door.] Somebody forgot to flush! (throws the knife at the table)
    Elliot: You know, I've been thinking, we should have a secret handshake and like nicknames, though. I’ll call you Boogster and then you can call me The Incredible Mr. E. Isn’t that great? I came up with that myself. I made that up. You know, this is going to be awesome. It's just you and me. Hey, who's the lady in the shorts?
    Bobbie: Isn't it peaceful out here, Bob? You're right, Bob. Let's not spoil the beauty of this moment with idle chatter. Some people can just jibber-jabber till the cows come home. What does that mean, Bob? Till the cows come home. Where have the cows been?
    Elliot: Ian's right, I'm a loser.
    Boog: No, you're not a loser.
    Elliot: Yes, I am.
    Boog: No, you're not.
    Elliot: Yes.
    Boog: No.
    Elliot: Trust me. You know the day I met you, Ian kicked me out of the herd. I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck. What do you call that?
    Boog: Uh, a loser. But check this out. Behold, the mighty grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear. But I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods.
    Elliot: That's nothing. Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!
    Boog: I ride a unicycle for crackers!
    Elliot: I have a glass eye.
    Boog: I can't snap.
    Elliot: I thought log was a color.
    Boog: I can't see my feet.
    Elliot: I killed a man.
    [both laugh]
    Elliot: [sighs] Well, at least you've got a home.
    Boog: Home. Yeah. I sure hope so.
    Elliot: [Stuck in the ground] Okay, righty tighty. [he turns right] Lefty loosey. [he turns left]
    [Explaining the woods to Boog]
    Elliot: OK. Forest 101. (Boog sneezes) These big wood stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains, and the little rocks are their babies. (he climbs)
    Boog: (groaning, panting) Altitude. No jelly arm, no jelly arm. Come on. (shouts) Elliot!
    Elliot: Boogster, it's.... How many times must I say it? I am the Incredible Mister E.
    Boog: Elliot, please. (he shouts, falling from the rocks)
    Elliot: Look. If you don't use the code names… How am I supposed to know that it's really you that I'm talking to?
    Shaw: How far does this conspiracy go? How many animals are involved? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned! No, no, no. Maybe they're right. [chuckles] Maybe... Maybe old Shaw is crazy. Maybe. (he notices the dog)
    Reilly: OK, ladies. This dam ain't going to build itself. Lift that birch. Swing those pines over here. Come on. Move it! (whistles) Yo, O'Toole!
    O'Toole: Yeah, boss?
    Reilly: I want you to cantilever that cedar on the bias down by the north end, you got that?!
    O'Toole: Huh?
    Reilly: Um... Put the twig in the hole.
    O'Toole: Oh.
    Reilly: Rookie. [whistles] Take five for lunch! Um, what do you got?
    O'Toole: Wood. What do you got?
    Reilly: Wood. You want to trade?
    (O'Toole and Reilly trade the woods)
    Reilly: [gasps silently] Hey, hey, guys. Check it out. There goes the largest carnivore in North America. The mighty grizzly.
    Elliot: And he's a good dancer. We're going to be in a show.
    [Beavers look at themselves and laugh]
    Boog: [grabs Elliot's antler] Come here!
    Elliot: Ow, ow, ow. Hey, that's my good antler.
    Boog: (drops Elliot) Listen, simple. We are not we. It's just me and we ain't doing no show.
    Elliot: (scoffs) Diva.
    Boog: What?!
    Elliot: I understand what's going on here. You're a little crabby, because you're hungry.
    Boog: I, I…
    Elliot: Hmm? Hmm? I think yes, (or no. Kill me?!)
    Boog: [sobs] I'm starving!
    McSquizzy: Aww. Mr. Happy didn't go off.
    Boog: Hey, whoa. We're just supposed to run them into town.
    Woman: You know? I heard Boog got loose last night and he totally trashed the place.
    Man: Really?
    Woman: That's what happened.
    Shaw: There's something wrong going on here. [he sees Elliot walking around on two legs and drinking some coffee he found in a nearby dumpster] You? It walks like a man! [Elliot screams in terror, as he began to flee] (chases after Elliot) Hold still, you two-legged latte drinker.
    Woman: [screams] Look out!
    (Elliot whimpers)
    Gordy: [groans] Not again.
    Elliot: [after seeing Boog's bowl with his name on it] Oh. I get it. You're like a pet. [chuckles]
    Boog: I ain't nobody's pet.
    Elliot: [holding Boog's bowl] Right.
    Boog: [groaning] I do what I want, when I want and I come and go as I please.
    Ian the Deer: Hello, "Smelliot." (laughs) I called him Smelliot.
    [all the deer laugh]
    Ian: Herd, circle formation!
    [The herd instead of it make an oval shape]
    Ian: You pinheads, that's an oval. More circle-y!
    [The herd make a circle shape]
    Ian: You got a lot of nerve coming back here.
    Elliot: Why, thank you.
    Ian: That was not a compliment, mag-got!
    Giselle: Well. He was just going. Right, Elliot?
    Elliot: Yeah, Ian. I had to stop by and say hello to some of my old pals. Bob, Kevin. Jurgen, how’s the knee?
    Ian: I told you to leave the herd, and never, ever, ever...
    Elliot: Never?
    Ian: Never, ever, ever come back.
    Elliot: Back? I'm not... I’m not back. Me and my best buddy are heading to town. Yeah. I'm sure I am going to miss you guys.
    Ian: Off the upholstery! [tosses Elliot into the air]
    Boog: [annoyed] Oh, what now?
    [Elliot screams and falls unconscious to the ground]
    Ian: So as I was saying, never, ever, ever... [Boog growls loudly] A bear! Bear. Bear. A bear.
    Boog: Elliot, are you all right?
    Elliot: [confused] Buttermilk biscuits.
    Deer: Hey, Ian, get a load of this.
    Boog: Hey! Cut it out!
    Ian: Oh, I've heard of you. You're that bear that got his butt thumped by a squirrel. Ooh.
    Boog: It was... there was 20 of them. And they had nuts.
    Elliot: Don't listen to him, Boog.
    Ian: Boog? What is that short for? Booger?
    [Ian and the herd laugh]
    Deer: Ha! Booger!
    Boog: Listen, you.
    Ian: I'm all ears.
    Boog: Well…
    Elliot: Boog, let's go.
    Ian: You 2 are perfect for each other. You're a loser and you're a loser-er. Herd, let's bound! Hey, Elliot. I think you lost something.
    Giselle: Maybe it will grow back. Bye, Elliot.
    Elliot: Yeah, see you.
    Ian: See you later, backpack boy.
    Boog: That's right, fool. You better run. Keep on prancing, you panty-waisted cow.
    Boog: Alright. Yeah. Dee-dee.
    Elliot: Boog, party's over. Let's go. (he quickly leaves the store)
    (Gordy's truck arrives)
    Boog: Alright! Yeah! Dee-dee!
    Gordy: Freeze!
    Boog: [as Gordy is about to arrest him] Behold... The mighty... Grizzly! Good night! [faints]
    Boog: [helium woman voice] Hello, Idiot.
    Elliot: [helium girl voice] That's Elliot.
    [both laugh]
    [as the wilds encounter Mr. Weenie]
    Buddy: It's a pet.
    Reilly: He's going to blow our cover.
[Mr. Weenie stops growling as Elliot gives him a smile]
    Mr. Weenie the Dog: (sighs) I have been living a lie. [rips off his shirt] Please, take me with you.
    Elliot: Wow.
    Boog: All right, fishies. Give it up for Boog! (Fish fighting)
    Elliot: (singing) We're going out walking... [Boog shakes the head in water] ...and after midnight searching for Boog
    Boog: (farts) Uh-oh. Uh... Hey, Incredible Mister E.
    Elliot: Yes, Boogster?
    Boog: I got to go.
    Elliot: Well, go.
    Boog: No, I need a toilet. You know? The think tank. Um... The log cabin, the johnny on the spot, the oval office.
    Elliot: (chuckles) There's none of those things out here.
    Boog: Well, what do you do?
    Elliot: You know… …I can't remember. But listen. Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.
    Boog: A bush? Are you serious?
    Elliot: Go on. It's just like riding a bicycle. Only, you're crapping on it.
    [Boog reluctantly goes over to the bush]
    Elliot: Show us your "grrr" face, nature boy. Grrr!
    Boog: Hmm. (hares approach him) Hey. What are you doing here? Get out of here. Shoo, shoo, shoo. I'm working here. Now, go.
    Elliot: All right, all right, you've had your fun. Nothing to see here. Let the bear do his thing. You believe those guys? Finished?
    [Boog groans]
    McSquizzy: I bet my nuts that big hairy choob can't do it.
    Squirrel: I'll take a piece of that action.
    Boog: What is wrong with your animals?
    Elliot: Perhaps some roughage, buddy?
    Buddy: Buddy.
    Boog: Perhaps some privacy?
    Maria the Skunk: What do you think you're doing on my house?
    Boog: Is this your house? Oh, I... I didn't know... I...
    Rosie the Skunk: It would probably be an improvement.
    Maria the Skunk: What did you just say to me, Rosie?
    Rosie the Skunk: Nothing. Why you got to be so sensitive?
    Elliot: Boogster, what's the dealio?
    Maria the Skunk: Watch your mouth or you're going to get yourself in a lot of trouble, girlfriend.
    Rosie the Skunk: You're just jealous because you ain't got a man!
    Boog: I don't know. Some kind of chick fight.
    Maria the Skunk: Let's go there, honey.
    Boog: Elliot! What do I do?!
    Elliot: Well, that's easy. You just got to mark your territory. Show them who's boss.
    Boog: [nods] Alright, ladies. I'm laying down the law. [Maria and Rosie stare]
    Elliot: Unless, of course, they are skunks.
    Boog: (Maria and Rosie spray at him) (groans) Disgusting!!! (he runs away)
    (From the tree falls unconscious squirrel)
    Elliot: Wow. (he looks at Giselle) Giselle.
    Boog: [Boog runs to the river and washes himself with some water, then dries himself with some rabbits] Uh, ridiculous! The woods is NO place for a BEAR! Ducks? Look, now don’t move.
    [After Boog accidentally destroys the beaver dam, looks around at the animals, realizing what he's completely done.]
    Reilly: You. [furiously glares at Boog] You did this!
    [All the forest animals approach Boog with contempt]
    Boog: What? What did I do?
    Reilly: You dragged us down to the hunting grounds!
    Maria the Skunk: Yeah! Where are we gonna hide?!
    Serge the Duck: We're sitting ducks out there!
    Buddy: And it's open season!
    Elliot: [wades through the animals, quieting them] All right, all right. That's enough. Guys, it's not his fault.
    Boog: Oh, you're right, Elliot. It's your fault.
    Elliot: My fault?
    Boog: Yeah. If it weren't for you, I’d be home right now! None of this would’ve ever happened. You said you knew the way back, but you lied!
    Elliot: I... No. Okay... Okay, maybe. I thought if you hung out with me, then maybe you would like me.
    Boog: Oh, man. I trusted you, Elliot!
    Elliot: I'm sorry, Boog. I… We're still partners, right?
    Boog: You know, Elliot? I am better off alone. [Elliot slumps]
    Buddy: What about us?
    Animals: Yeah. Yeah, what about us?
    Boog: "Us?" There's no us! You're not my problem. [to Elliot] And you? We're done.
    [Boog turns away from the animals and begins to leave]
    Elliot: But... Boog, wait.
    Boog: Done. (moves forward)
    ("I belong" theme by Pete Yorn plays)
    [Boog is fighting with Elliot behind the curtains during his show; Boog's holding Elliot by his antler up to the wall]
    Boog: You got me in enough trouble.
    Elliot: Hey. I... You saved my life. That means that you are responsible for me.
    Boog: What? Stop messing up my life.
    Elliot: You needed to get out. You should thank me. [Crosses arms]
    Boog: Thank you?!
    Elliot: [Now happy and smiling] You are welcome, buddy.
    Boog: [drops Elliot's antler] Stop calling me that. [points to the door] Now get out!
    Elliot: [Runs to the closet] Need to hide. Need to hide!
    Beth: (she looks back) Boog?
    Boog: [Elliot hides the closet] Oh no, you don't. You're leaving now. Out of the coat.
    Elliot: No.
    Boog: Take it off.
    Elliot: No.
    Boog: Take off the coat!
    Elliot: No means no.
    Bobbie: He's eating the donkey.
    Man: He's going to eat us all!
    Elliot: You know he's still out there. (whimpers)
    Ranger: Eat you? He's not gonna... Boog, what are you doing?! Put the animal down this instant.
    (Elliot whimpers)
    Boog: Hold still.
    Elliot: No, I’m staying.
    Boog: But my show!
    Ranger: Sit, Boog. You're getting a time-out. Do you hear me?! I'm totally getting angry!
    Elliot: That guy wants to kill me! (Boog groaning; shouts)
    Ranger: [to friends] No, wait!
    (crowd screams)
    Elliot: I chipped a hoof.
    Boog: Chipped the... You chipped... I'm going to kill you!
    Beth: (to the audience) He's harmless! Really! Stay calm! (screams) STAY CAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLM!!!!!!
    Shaw: Outta my way! Move! Show's over, ya four-legged freaks of nature!
    Elliot: (Boog growls at him) Huh? (Boog destroys the show. Next he roars at him)
    Shaw: (raises gun) Perfect.
    Gordy: Shaw, drop that gun!
    Boog: You’re…
    Elliot: Ow!
    Boog: …ruining…
    Elliot: Ow!
    Boog: …my…
    Elliot Ow!
    Boog: …SHOW!!!
    Elliot: Ow!
    Shaw: Easy now. (he aims at both animals) Just line them up. Two heads, one bullet.
    (Shaw prepares to shoot but Gordy stops him; gunshots)
    Boog: Huh! Oh! Buttermilk… biscuits. (faints)
    (Beth pants)
    Shaw: Grr!
    Elliot: (Beth shoots at him) Oh! Unh! Roh! Ouugh! Onh! Eugh!
    Sheriff: Shaw, you're under-arrest. (he looks around) Shaw?
    (Shaw already is gone; Gordy sighs)
    Beth: Gordy? I didn't know else what to do.
    Gordy: It's time, Beth.
    Beth: But what about hunting season?
    Gordy: Take him above the falls. He'll be safe there.
    Boog: Outside? Why would I want to go outside when I got all I need in... (sniffs) Whoa. What's that?
    Elliot: I call them Woo-Hoos. Like in, "Woo-hoo!" You want one? I know where there is a bunch of them, but you got to go outside.
    Beth: [after seeing that Shaw has killed Elliot] Shaw. That guy really chaps my khakis. You wait here, Boog.
    [Beth goes off to confront Shaw, while Boog waits in the truck]
    Beth: Cuff him, Gordy.
    Shaw: Oh, the Girl Scouts are here.
    Beth: He's at it again.
    Gordy: Shaw, hunting season doesn't start for three days. What are you doing with that buck on your hood?
    Shaw: What? It ain't my fault. He ran right in front of my truck.
    Gordy: Where? On the interstate?
    [the scene cuts to a flashback where Shaw drives right in front of the deer who is eating grass and runs him over; the scene then cuts back to the present day]
    Shaw: [chuckles] Sort of.
    [Beth groans]
    Shaw: Tree-hugger!
    Beth: Knuckle dragger!
    Shaw: Veggie-burger!
    Gordy: Alright, alright. That's enough, you two.
    Shaw: Listen, Girl Scout, they're dumb animals. I'm just respecting the natural order: man on top, animals on the bottom. But your bear… Now, now, your bear is special. He belongs somewhere in the middle. Between two slices of rye, smothered in gravy! [laughs]
    Beth: You're a sick, sick, twisted puppy, Shaw.
    Gordy: (Beth, that’s enough.)
    Shaw: Um... Put me down for a box of Thin Mints, will you, sweetie? [laughs]
    Beth: (she exits sheriff’s office) Six-toed gun monkey. (Elliot stays get up.) Boog, come on. Let's get out of here.
    Elliot: Come on, I beg you. Please, please. Just untie me. Come on. Please, please, please. (Boog unties the rope, saving him)
    Shaw: Huh?!
    Boog: Now go on. Scamper on back to the woods, little budddy. Little one-horned freak.
    Elliot: Buddy. He called me "Buddy".
    Shaw: (he exits sheriffs office with gun and notices Beth taking Boog home) Huh? My buck!
    [Elliot screams and jumps off Shaw's truck, smashing one of his headlights, breaking it]
    Shaw: My truck! Why, you little... (he tries to shoot, but sheriff stops him)
    Gordy: Shaw, no shooting in town.
    Shaw: But, Gordy, Gord... That bear leaned over and untied my buck! Didn't you see that?!
    Gordy: [chuckles] All I see is a busted headlight, Shaw. You have been living in the woods too long.
    (hunters laugh)
    Shaw: (furious) [sighs] They can't tell me what I've seen, because only I know what I've seen.
    Elliot: Huh. I guess I will be mounted on the wall.
    Boog: (sighs) Oh, no, you won't. Now, when I'm a bearskin rug, they can walk all over me. But until that happens, I ain't going out without a fight.
    Animals: What? Fight? What he did say?
    Buddy: The F word?
    Boog: That's right. If there's one thing you all have taught me. The woods is a messed-up, dangerous place. And you all are crazy. You've been kicking my butt for the last two days.
    Animals: Yeah. Kind of did.
    Serge: I didn't.
    Buddy: Sorry.
    Boog: So, let's do to them what you've been doing to me. Now, I say we give our guests the full outdoor experience.
    Animals: Yeah.
    McSquizzy: Hey!
    Boog: Ouch!
    McSquizzy: Is this a private fight or can anybody join? Because McSquizzy wants in. [The Furry Tail Clan appear]
    The Furry Tail Clan: Oy!
    Boog: Good. Because we'll need your nuts.
    Elliot: And your acorns too.
    Giselle: What's the plan, Boog?
    Boog: Oh, we're going to run those yahoos back to town. Yeah, baby. When we get through with them, they won't ever come back.
    Boog: Elliot, this is the same dang dam. We've been goin' in circles!
    Elliot: Cir-cle. (whispering) One time around.
    Boog: Ugh! You don't even know where WE GO!
    Shaw: (shoots from his gun to the tree. Boog and Elliot hide) YO! Haaa! Wahoo!!! Got them, Lorraine! Haha! (imitates electric guitar, next he jumps into the truck)
    Boog: (terrified) What was that?! (he looks at the beavers)
    Beaver O'Toole: [shocked] Hunters?! What're they doing up here?!
    Beaver Reilly: Okay, boys. Take cover!
    (beavers but Reilly jump into the water)
    Elliot: Boog, we got to hide.
    Boog: I'm outta here! (he storms off, trying to cross the dam)
    Gordy: Are you okay?
    Beth: I put him above the falls. (sighs) I hope I did the right thing.
    Gordy: Don't worry, Beth. I hope that Boog is happy in new home.
    Boog: Are you all right, Elliot?
    Elliot: (whispering) I'm a little light-headed. [his remaining antler cracks off and Boog laughs]
    Reilly the beaver: Hey, Tiny. Nice show.
    Boog: Beth?
    Beth: Boog?
    [Beth laughs]
    Beth: Oh, Boog.
    Reilly: What’s he doing?
    McSquizzy: Is he not gonna maul her?
    Elliot: No. She's his mom. She's taking us home.
    Buddy: Everybody?
    [last lines]
    Beth: You are home. I'm so proud of you.
    Elliot: So how are we both going to fit in the helicopter? She is coming back, right?
    Boog: Who?
    Elliot: The shorts lady. Boog?!
    Boog: Hey, big guy.
    Reilly: What's up, Tiny?
    Boog: What's up?
    Elliot: You said that we...
    Maria: You're judging me?
    Boog: How y’all doing?
    Maria: Hey, Boog.
    Rosie: Hi, Boog.
    Maria: I know he is a duck. But he treats me like a lady.
    Elliot: But she's...
    Buddy: Hey, Buddy.
    Boog: Hey, find me some food.
    Elliot: Come on. What is our pickup time?
    Boog: Elliot, we're staying here. This is our home. These are our people. This is where we reside.
    Elliot: What? Are you insane? Where have you been for the last two days? This place is horrible. Horrible.
    Ian: Hey, guys.
    Boog: What's up, Ian?
    Ian: Uh-oh. Ah, ah, ah. [grunts] Ow.
    Boog: Come on, Elliot. It ain't that bad.
    Elliot: She's at least gonna bring some Woo Hoo bars, right?
    Boog: It's just the two of us, Elliot. Unless you plan on going back to your herd.
    Elliot: What? And break up the team? Bros before does.
    Boog: Yeah. Bros before does.
    Giselle: Hello, Elliot.
    Elliot: [chuckles] Catch ya later, Boog. [saw buzzing, tree creaking]
    Boog: Aah!
    Reilly: Ah-ha-ha!
    McSquizzy: Hey! Get off my trees, you bucktoothed sporran! [Mr. Weenie's bark]
    Boog: Wow! Feels like home, baby. [chuckles]
    Elliot: Hey, BOOG!!!

## Taglines

* One Fur All & All Fur One.
* The Season Is Changing.
* Boyz 'N The Wood.
* The Odd Are About To Get Even.
* From Mild To Wild.

## Cast

* Martin Lawrence - Boog
* Ashton Kutcher - Elliot
* Debra Messing - Ranger Beth
* Gary Sinise - Shaw
* Billy Connolly - McSquizzy
* Patrick Warburton - Ian

## External links

* Open Season quotes at the Internet Movie Database