# Marmaduke (2010 film)

Marmaduke is a 2010 American live-action film adaptation of Brad Anderson's comic strip of the same name. The film centers on a rural Kansas family and their pets—a Great Dane named Marmaduke and a Balinese cat named Carlos—as the family relocates to California. The film was released on June 4, 2010 and was met with largely negative reviews.

## Marmaduke

* BEE! I can't see! BEE!!
* Hot cheese!
* Try being a 200 pound teenage dog with a radar dish wrapped around your neck. Oh yeah. That will make me real popular.
* Ejector seat. Never fails.
* ♪ Lullaby, lullaby. All the humans are sleeping. ♪
* This grass is so green! And this by far, the nicest bathroom I've ever had. Speaking of which, little privacy, please.
* Get this seaweed off me! It burns!
* Oh, Marmaduke.

## Carlos

* Hey, let me out of here! I am NOT an animal! [beat] Oh, yeah, I am.
* Breaking into new cliques is tough, and breaking into birdcages is even tougher.
* Hola. I recommend the guacamole. It's dynamite.
* Ladies, please. Meow!
* I was so shocked, I hacked that thing up!
* No, no, no!

## Guiseppe

* PUMAS! They come out of nowhere.
* It's raining cats and us!
* Or, we can just go to the zoo and jump into the puma cage!

## Bosco

* [last words] Fine, have it your way, losers. I remember this. Payback's going to be a... BEE! BEE!! Ahhhh!!!!
* What a gargantuan spaz!
* See you later when there's not enough girls around to save you, mutt.
* Hello, losers.
* Zip it!
* Look at the tail. Turns out he lives here with Marmaduke. Or is it Marmafake?

## Barbara

* It's mine! Whoa! You can't have it!

## Debbie

* Phil, stop it!

## Phil

* [repeated line] Marmaduke!
* Bad dog!

## Dialogue

    Carlos: [with Spanish accent] Take it easy, man! A waffles to be savored, not inhaled!
    Marmaduke: Hey this is my step-bro, Carlos by the way. Say hey, Carlos.
    Carlos: Hey, Carlos.
    Marmaduke: He's pretty cool for a cat. Which helps, since he's basically my only friend.
    Barbara: It's mine!
    Marmaduke: Now that is a pretty good-- BEE!!!! AHH!!! A BEE! GET OFF OF ME NOW!!!!!
    Marmaduke: I'm Marmaduke, by the way.
    Mazie: Yikes. Immediately moving on... Meet the gang. The egghead here is Raisin.
    Raisin: "Marmaduke". A unique synthesis of Marma, the scientific name for the jumping spider family...
    Giuseppe: Oh, oh! I hate spiders!
    Raisin: ...and the Duke of Marlborough, a seventeenth-century English statesman.
    Mazie: And the ultra-confident Chinese Crested over here is Giuseppe.
    Giuseppe: Before you ask, yes, I'm a real dog. No, I'm not a chew dog. And I just get a little nervous sometimes because we live in California. This is the land of the Puma!
    Raisin: There are no pumas in Southern California.
    Giuseppe: Pumas! [whispering] They come out of nowhere.
    Chupadogra: Listen, this bag of bones you're looking at used to be something special. I was the alpha dog. Left my home to go run the pack. And man, did I run it. Till they turned on me. Now I live out here alone dodging trains and dogcatchers. Rest assured, compadre, there ain't a day goes by when I don't think about waking up in a warm bed and spending the day with the folks who love me. The real me. Go home. Something tells me it ain't too late for the real you.
    Marmaduke: Thank you, Buster.
    Chupadogra: [he looks at his old bowl that reads Buster] Been a long time since anybody called me that. Thanks.
    Marmaduke: [a well-groomed Mazie arrives] You... you look amazing.
    Mazie: I feel like a fluffy monstrosity.

## Cast

* Owen Wilson — Voice of Marmaduke
* George Lopez — Voice of Carlos
* Emma Stone — Voice of Mazie
* Christopher Mintz-Plasse — Voice of Giuseppe
* Steve Coogan — Voice of Raisin
* Fergie — Voice of Jezebel
* Kiefer Sutherland — Voice of Bosco
* Damon Wayans Jr. — Voice of Thunder
* Marlon Wayans — Voice of Lightning
* Sam Elliott — Voice of Chupadogra
* Lee Pace — Phil
* Judy Greer — Debbie
* William H. Macy — Don
* Finley Jacobsen — Brian
* Caroline Sunshine — Barbara
* Mandy Haines Milana Haines — Sarah
* Glenn McCuen — Bodie
* David Walliams — Anton