# Jane and the Dragon (TV series)

Jane and the Dragon is a CGI children's animated television series based on the books of the same name by Martin Baynton. The show is directed by Mike Fallows and motion capture directed by Peter Salmon; it is co-produced by Weta Workshop (as Weta Productions) in New Zealand and Nelvana Limited in Canada. The series follows the comedic exploits of Jane, an adolescent girl training to be a knight, and her friend, Dragon, a talking, flying, 300-year-old, fire-breathing dragon.

## Episodes
### Tests and Jests [1.1]

    Jester: Nervous!
    [Jane knocks Jester onto the ground]
    Jester: Jester down! Just needing attention!
    Jane: You mean an audience?
    Rake: Are you nervous, Jane?
    Jane: Pepper have taught me these breathing exercises.
    Rake: Like Dragon blowing fire.
    [Jane breathes in and out]
    Rake: Not much of a cinder.

### The Tooth Fairy [1.2]

    King: [to the Princess] Goodnight, my loose tooth.
    Dragon: They have to put a big crown under my pillow.
    Jane: You sleep on a pillow?
    Dragon: Pillow, boulder.
    Princess: Tooth, I command you to come out right now!

### Jester Justice [1.3]

    Dragon: Some duel. No killing, no clobbering, not even any crying.
    Jane: I am trying to save you.
    Jester: And I am trying to sleep. [slams the window]
    Dragon: Hunger before honor, Jane.
    Rake: Oh Dragon! Hi... I... I was just out... umm... taking my stew... for a walk.

### Shall We Dance [1.5]

    Dragon: A perfect five-point landing.
    Dragon: Say one more word and that life will be charcoal.

### The Offer [1.6]

    Gunther: If you want to help, help by being somewhere else.
    Jane: I am so stubborn.
    Dragon: Leave my friend alone.
    Jane: We are alone.

### Dragon Rules [1.7]

    Dragon: "Moo" is natures finest sound, starts with a "mmmmmm", ends with an "ooooooo".
    King: No crown, no duties.
    Sir Ivon: And no day off for me.

### Adventures in Royal Babysitting [1.10]

    Jane: Then she wasn't in danger when she was up on the roof?
    Sir Ivon: Up on the roof?

### Three's a Crowd [1.11]

    Jane: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
    Dragon: Don't know.
    Jane: Farmer had cold hands.

### A Pig of a Problem [1.12]

    Smithy: Pig hasn't hurt a fly!
    Jane: Well the prince is not a fly.

### A Thing of Beauty [1.13]

    Dragon: Tomorrow they will be screaming for me.
    Jane: Screaming and running for their lives.

### Rune [1.14]

    Pepper: [after Dragon roasted the potatoes] The king wanted them mashed.
    Dragon: I can sit on them.
    Pepper: No, thank you.

### Foul Weather Friends [1.15]

    Jester: So anyway what do you call a creature with two large wings and one tiny brain? Besides "Dragon", that is.
    [Pepper, Smithy, and Rake look in fear as they notice Dragon standing behind Jester]
    Jester: [turning to see Dragon] Oh! Dragon! Hello!
    Dragon: What do you call a creature with large teeth and a tiny temper?
    Jester: Uhh... uhh... I call him as little as possible.
    Dragon: Do you mind? I was flying through perfectly lovely dream clouds, when suddenly, click click click, they turned into clog-dancing cows.
    Dragon: No more sweet dreams, Jane. My nights will be haunted by visions of you hitting the ground like an egg.
    Jane: Oh please.
    Dragon: An egg, Jane. Crack. Squish.
    Jane: Yes. Enough. I get the picture.

### Dragonphobia [1.16]

    Jester: It seems that Jane is not herself.
    Dragon: Then who is she?
    Princess Lavinia: Lady Jane, Daddy is the King. And I am his little princess. And you are my bestest friend in the whole castle. And the bravest knight in the kingdom.
    Jane: Brave? Me?
    Princess Lavinia: Oh yes. But mostly you like to brush my hair. Shall I get the brush?
    Smithy: Jane?
    Jane: The dragon lunged at me with his claws. Lunged!
    Smithy: Dragon did?
    Jane: No, but he might have. Horrible creature.
    Princess Lavinia: Did Dragon try to eat you, Jane? Eat you up and crunch you? And spit out all your bones?
    Jane: Not yet, but I think he plans to.

### Pride and Pollen [1.17]

    Dragon: When a dragon sneezes, fire follows. The good news is... I fried my pumpkin.
    Jane: Dragon, you have to go.
    Dragon: Go?
    Jane: Order of the King. You must stay away from the castle until this sneezing is under control.
    Dragon: How very unreasonable.
    Jane: You started a forest fire!
    Dragon: Forest? Burned a few leaves. Grass. That wagon was not much to look at anyway.

### Knight Light [1.18]

    Dragon: Wolves--I thought it was my stomach rumbling in pain!
    Jane: I must consult the brightess minds.
    Dragon: At your service, put a sack over your head!
    Jester: Now how many carrots does Jane have to eat before she grow scales?

### Fathers [1.19]

    Jane: You will bring the ceiling down!
    Dragon: A very pressing problem!
    Dragon: What are you doing?
    Jane: [holding up a cup] Toasting them.
    Dragon: [after breathing fire] No, that's toasting!
    Jester: Dragon!

### Go West Young Gardener [1.21]

    Jane: I lose all track of time when I'm with Dragon.
    Rake: As I do in my garden.
    Pepper: And me when I am cooking.
    Jester: Being funny does it for me. Unless no one laughs, then time stretches on forever.

### Mismatched [1.22]

    Dragon: How do we get this secret out of Jane?
    Jester: Dragon, how can you be so thick?
    Dragon: 37 square meals a day.

### The Last of the Dragonslayers [1.25]

    Gunther: Sir Theodore, you look in fine fettle today.
    Dragon: Fettle. Funny word that.

### For Crying Out Loud [1.26]
## Voice cast

* Tajja Isen as Jane Turnkey.
* Adrian Truss as Dragon.
* Ben Campbell as Milton Turnkey and Sir Ivon Mackay.
* Jill Frappier as Adeline Turnkey.
* Mark Rendall as Jester.
* Alex House as Jethro "Smithy" Junior.
* Sunday Muse as Verbena "Pepper" Salter.
* Will Seatle Bowes as Drake "Rake" Gardener Junior.
* Noah Reid as Gunther Breech.
* Clive Walton as Magnus Breech.
* Juan Chioran as King Caradoc.
* Alex Belcourt as Queen Gwendolyn.
* Cameron Ansell as Prince Cuthbert.
* Isabel De Carteret as Princess Lavinia
* Aron Tager as Sir Theodore Boarmaster.
* Frank Welker as Cleva, Pig and Trencher. (uncredited)