# Boobs in the Woods

Boobs in the Woods is a 1950 animated Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoon, released in January 1950 (Re-Issued in 1958 in the opening as a Blue Ribbon Merrie Melodies short), directed by Robert McKimson, and starring Daffy Duck and Porky Pig.
    Directed by Robert McKimson. Produced by Edward Selzer. (uncredited) Story by Warren Foster.

## Daffy Duck

* [singing, to the tune of "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down"] ♪ Oh, people call me Daffy. They think that I am goony. ♪
    ♪ Ah, just because I'm happy is no sign I'm looney tooney. ♪
    ♪ Oh, when they say I'm nutsy, It sure gives me a pain. ♪
    ♪ Please pass the ketchup, I think it's going to rain. ♪
    ♪ Oh, you can't bounce a meatball. Though try with all your might. ♪
    ♪ Ah, turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite. ♪
    ♪ Good evening, friends. ♪
* No. I don't want my lake painted. [He wipes it off of Porky's painting, with a cloth] The mountains are okay, I don't own them. [He leaves Porky, just temporarily]
* I'm the old man of the mountains! [wiping the mountains off of Porky's painting] And I don't want them painted!
* I like him, he's crazy!
* Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner!
* Captain John Smith marry-um Pocahontas, raise-um little poker chips.
* Aha! Not married eh? Well, uh, [jumping into Porky's arms] whaddya say you and me go steady?
* [wearing a catcher's uniform, catching the rock] Right over the middle! That's a-pitching 'em! [throwing the rock back to Porky] He's stealing second! Cover the bag! Here he comes! Tag 'im! [Porky catches the rock as Daffy slides below him. Daffy pushes Porky until he starts to run] Steal home, DiMaggio! It means the game! Atta boy, DiMaggio! Hit the dirt! Slide, DiMaggio, slide!
* [as Porky is using Daffy as his car motor] He's got no right to do this to me! [A license permit quickly pops up, it reads "Porky Pig's Permit to use Daffy Duck as motor"] What a revolting development this is.

## Porky Pig

* Okay, may I please paint your lake?
* [angrily] Ooh!
* [After ripping the disguise off of Daffy] You wait here, I've got something for you.
* Gosh, they're sure strict around here.
* There ought to be a law against crazy ducks!
* G-g-gosh no, I'm not married.
* [stuttering, as he begins to speak, throwing a rock at Daffy] T-Take that, you w-web-footed maniac!
* [sliding] Hey! What am I sliding for? I'm not DiMaggio. My name's m-m-m... [He then slides into a mud puddle] ...Mud.
* [using Daffy as his car motor] When I get to California, I'll have his valves crowned.

## Dialogue

    Daffy Duck: [singing, to the tune of "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down"] ♪ Oh, people call me Daffy. They think that I am goony. ♪
    ♪ Ah, just because I'm happy is no sign I'm looney tooney. ♪
    ♪ Oh, when they say I'm nutsy, It sure gives me a pain. ♪
    ♪ Please pass the ketchup, I think it's going to rain. ♪
    ♪ Oh, you can't bounce a meatball. Though try with all your might. ♪
    ♪ Ah, turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite. ♪
    ♪ Good evening, friends. ♪
    [Porky is painting a lake]
    Daffy Duck: Lake?
    Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm.
    Daffy Duck: That lake?
    Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm.
    Daffy Duck: That's my lake.
    Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm.
    Daffy Duck: You can't go around painting other people's property! At least have the decency to ask me if you can paint it!
    Porky Pig: Okay, may I please paint your lake?
    Daffy Duck: No. I don't want my lake painted. [He wipes it off of Porky's painting, with a cloth] The mountains are okay, I don't own them. [He leaves Porky, just temporarily]
    Porky Pig: [angrily] Ooh!
    Daffy Duck: [returning, dressed in an old man's clothes] Hey there, sonny.
    Porky Pig: And who are you?
    Daffy Duck: I'm the old man of the mountains! [wiping the mountains off of Porky's painting] And I don't want them painted!
    Porky Pig: [ripping the disguise off of Daffy] You wait here, I've got something for you.
    [Porky then laughs diabolically, after this remark]
    Daffy Duck: I like him, he's crazy!
    Daffy Duck: Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner!
    [Daffy walks off screen and returns, wearing an executioner's black hood and brandishing an ax. Porky lays his neck on the tree stump]
    Porky Pig: Gosh, they're sure strict around here.
    Daffy Duck: Captain John Smith marry-um Pocahontas, raise-um little poker chips.
    Porky Pig: There ought to be a law against crazy ducks!
    Daffy Duck: Have you a marriage license?
    Porky Pig: G-g-gosh no, I'm not married.
    Daffy Duck: Aha! Not married eh? Well, uh, [jumping into Porky's arms] whaddya say you and me go steady?
    Porky Pig: [stuttering, as he begins to speak, throwing a rock at Daffy] T-Take that, you w-web-footed maniac!
    Daffy Duck: [wearing a catcher's uniform, catching the rock] Right over the middle! That's a-pitching 'em! [throwing the rock back to Porky] He's stealing second! Cover the bag! Here he comes! Tag 'im! [Porky catches the rock as Daffy slides below him. Daffy pushes Porky until he starts to run] Steal home, DiMaggio! It means the game! Atta boy, DiMaggio! Hit the dirt! Slide, DiMaggio, slide!
    Porky Pig: [sliding] Hey! What am I sliding for? I'm not DiMaggio. My name's m-m-m... [He then slides into a mud puddle] ...Mud.
    [Porky is using Daffy as his car motor and closing lines, also]
    Daffy Duck: He's got no right to do this to me! [A license permit quickly pops up, it reads "Porky Pig's Permit to use Daffy Duck as motor"] What a revolting development this is.
    Porky Pig: When I get to California, I'll have his valves crowned.
    [The closing line and remark, before Closing Credits' sign appears]

## Voice cast

* Mel Blanc as Porky Pig / Daffy Duck / Car Noises.

## External links

The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie  (1979) · The Looney Looney Looney Bugs Bunny Movie  (1981) · Bugs Bunny's 3rd Movie: 1001 Rabbit Tales  (1982) · Daffy Duck's Fantastic Island  (1983) · Daffy Duck's Quackbusters  (1988) · The Looney Tunes Hall of Fame  (1991) · Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation  (1992) · Space Jam  (1996) · Tweety's High-Flying Adventure  (2000) · Looney Tunes: Back in Action  (2003) · Baby Looney Tunes' Eggs-traordinary Adventure  (2003) · Bah, Humduck! A Looney Tunes Christmas  (2006) · Looney Tunes: Rabbits Run  (2015) · Teen Titans Go! See Space Jam  (2021) · Space Jam: A New Legacy  (2021) · King Tweety  (2022) · Taz: Quest for Burger  (2023) :
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