# Dinosaucers

Dinosaucers (1987, 1989-1991, 1993) was a cartoon series, created by DIC Entertainment, about two groups of dinosaurs, called Dinosaucers and Tyrannos, who constantly battle each other.

## Opening sequence

    Ankylo: The Dinosaucers are leaving, Bossasaur!!
    Genghis Rex: Well, FOLLOW THEM!

## Happy Egg Day To You (episode #3)

Scene: Allo (with devolver) and Genghis Rex (with fossilizer) are in a Mexican standoff
    Allo: I may be a fossil in a second, but not before you're devolved into a tyrannosaurus with a brain the size of a pea!

## A Man's Best Friend is His Dogasaurus (episode #16)

    Ankylo: I think we Tyrannos have been licked!
    Ankylo gets licked by a giant dino-dog that vaugley resembles Odie from Garfield and Friends

## Monday Night Clawball (episode #32)

    Teryx: When do we get to cheer?
    Sara: When our team does something good.
    Teryx: I think I'll have a seat.
... then later ...
    Teryx: Now can we cheer? He's in the end zone!
    Sara: Wrong end zone! Two points for them.
    Teryx: I'm gonna get a conifer burger and some fern fries. (walks away)

## Allo & Cos-Stego Meet the Abominable Snowman (episode #36)

    Allo: Calm down now, tell me what you saw.
    Stego: A big ugly monster!
    Allo: Oh, don't be silly, Stego. We're the biggest ugliest monsters on this planet.
    Who: Two pastrami on rye, comin' up.
    Allo: Could I have mine on white bread?
    Who: What are you, an Eagle Scout?
    Allo: Now listen mister... uh...
    Who: Who.
    Allo: Who who?
    Who: You lookin' for work as a night owl? My name is Who.
    Stego: You're who?
    Who: Who!
    Stego: That's what I said.
    Who: What?
    Stego: Who!
    Who: What?!?
    Stego: Never mind!
    Who: Oh, he's the cook.
    Stego: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
    Allo: Stego, you tried to trick me!
    Stego: [like Lou Costello] I've been a baaaaaaad dino.
    Stego: This area isn't on the map. All it shows is Mount Himalaya.
    When: HIMALAYA! That's where it happened. Slowly I turned, then I saw him.
    Stego: [backing away nervously] Allo?
    When: I crept closer, step by step, inch by inch... Then, I went CRAZY!
    When causes an avalanche to fall on Stego

## Lochs and Bay Gulls (episode #43)

    Genghis Rex: The Dinosaucers! It can't be! You were all fossilized into rocks!
    Ichy: The only rocks around here are the ones in your head, fang face.

## The Museum of Natural Humans (episode #56)

Scene: the Dinosaucers and Secret Scouts are holding the Tyrannos at gunpoint
    Allo: You lose again, Genghis Rex!
    Dimetro: [indicating David] Thanks to the Secret Scouts!
    Genghis Rex: Secret Scouts, indeed! You'll get your yours, Dinonerds!!
    Rex throws a smokebomb and the Tyrannos run away
Scene: David's skateboard lands empty at Lava Dome 2
    Allo: That human is such a practical joker. Why can't they be like we are: perfect in every way?
    Dimetro: What's the matter with humans today?

## Scales of Justice (episode #62)

Scene: The Dinosaucers are in court defending against Tyranno litigation
    Judge: Are you illegal aliens?
    Allo: We never illegally crossed your border; we dropped straight down from outer space!
    Judge: [speechless]
    Cut to shot of Ichy just barely restraining himself from laughing out loud

## I Got Those 'Ol Reptilon Blues Again, Mommasaur (episode #63)

Scene: Genghis Rex and Princess Dei escape from the palace on Reptilon after failing their mission
    Princess Dei: [derisively mimicking Rex] I'll kidnap the Dinosorceror and Dinosorceress and rule Reptilon! Heh heh!
    Genghis Rex: [like Ralph from The Honeymooners] One of these days, Dei! One of these days! Pow! Zoom! Right to the Earth!

## External links

* Dinosaucers quotes at the Internet Movie Database