# Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates is a 2016 romantic comedy film about two liquor salesmen brothers Dave and Mike Strangle who find themselves dates to their sister's upcoming wedding in Hawaii.
    Directed by Jake Szymanski; Produced and written by Andrew J. Cohen, Brendan O'Brien

## Dave Stangle

* [sitting on a tree branch with Alice] I think you're nice.
* [making out with Alice on a picnic table] Wait, there's people everywhere.

## Mike Stangle

* Let's Erin Brockovich this bitch!
* You look like "Burn Victim Barbie".

## Alice Davis

* They have The Rodfather. I don't know if we're going to get it though if we haven't seen The Godfather.

## Dialogue

    Mike: Why aren't you on my side, Dave?
    Dave: What? I'm done with this shit, man. I'm not doing our stupid speech. In fact, I'm quitting our liquor business. There it is!
    Mike: Really?
    Dave: Yeah.
    Mike: And what are you gonna do?
    Dave: I'm gonna draw!! I'm gonna work on my graphic novel, and Mom's gonna help me cover the rent! BOOM!
    Mike: [stands up] You traitor!
    Cousin Terry: [out on stage] I ain't gotta rehearse! I know how to eat dinner! [the wedding party laughs uproariously] Keith, can you turn me up a little bit? [Keith accidentally presses a wrong button to Mike's and Dave's microphones on the speaker system]
    Mike: You turn your back on me when everyone else does. Backstabbing, treacherous lying coward!
    Cousin Terry: Ooh, I don't think they know they're on.
    Burt: What? Where is that coming from?
    Keith: I don't know what I did!
    Dave: It doesn't matter, Mike. You're losing your mind! You just tried to poison our cousin Terry! [the adults gasp]
    Cousin Terry: Try a little harder. Am I right?
    Mike: You're goddamn right I did! Because I wanted her to shit hot brown poop all over that stage.
    Burt: That is unacceptable. Oh, th-the mics are on, boys.
    Mike: I wanted her butt to explode like a rotten cantaloupe.
    Burt: The mics are on!
    Dave: You're just fucking pissed off because Tatiana finger-diddled Terry!
    Cousin Terry: There it is!
    Tatiana: It was for tickets to Rihanna!
    Dave: You're sad, man. You are sad.
    Mike: I'm gonna kick your ass just like when we were kids! [Mike charges Dave and Dave punches Mike to the floor] You wanna go?!
    Dave: Don't do it!
    Mike: These are coming your way!
    Dave: Just stop! [punches Mike a second time]
    Rosie: God, that had to hurt!
    Dave: Don't do it again! [the pattern continues with Mike rushing at Dave and Dave punching Mike]
    Mike: Why do you keep punching me?!
    Dave: Why do you keep rushing at me?!
    Becky: Ooh. Get him, Dave. Oops, who said that?
    Mike: [enraged] This wedding is going to Hell!
    Burt: Yes.
    Mike: They're out there, smiling like fucking idiots, and they don't realize the bride is getting off at massage parlors like a goddamn Vietnam War veteran! [Becky breaks her glass due to her excessive pressure]
    Eric: I think they misunderstood what happened. I think they just misunderstood.
    Mike: I walked in and saw little Jeanie, the bride-to-be, orgasming. The masseuse got her off!
    Eric: GODDAMN IT!! [rushes off] Jeanie!
    Mike: I HATE YOU!!! [shoves Dave straight into the middle of the stage where Cousin Terry is giving her speech prior, only to be discovered by Burt]

## Cast

* Zac Efron as Dave Stangle
* Adam DeVine as Mike Stangle
* Anna Kendrick as Alice Davis
* Aubrey Plaza as Tatiana
* Stephen Root as Burt Stangle
* Stephanie Faracy as Rosie Stangle
* Sugar Lyn Beard as Jeanie Stangle
* Sam Richardson as Eric Huddle
* Alice Wetterlund as Cousin Terry
* Mary Holland as Becky
* Marc Maron as Randy
* Jake Johnson as Ronnie

## External links

* Make and Dave Need Wedding Dates quotes at the Internet Movie Database