# Cursed (2005 film)

Cursed is a 2005 American horror-comedy film directed by Wes Craven and written by screenwriter Kevin Williamson, who both collaborated on Scream. The film stars Christina Ricci and Jesse Eisenberg as sister-and-brother protagonists. The plot focuses on these two estranged siblings who are attacked by a werewolf lose in Los Angeles.
    Directed by Wes Craven. Written by Kevin Williamson.

## Ellie

* Why can't you just download porn like most other teenage boys?

## Jimmy

* You know the best thing about being a fairy? You get to fly.

## Joanie

* Putting on weight, Kyle?
* All I got was a couple dates, some hot sex and an "I'm not ready for a relationship, it's not you it's me".
* Why do men always go for the tortured ones? Poor, damaged Ellie.
* Fair fight? This is Hollywood!
* I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.
* Jake, honey, muffin. I'm not going to kill her, I promise. I'm just gonna rip her to shreds and let her choke on her own blood... and then maybe I'll eat her.
* Fair fight? This is Hollywood! And you! You get one taste of blood and you freak out.

## Zela

* I've got the gift. I blame my mother.
* I see blood.

## Dialogue

    Jimmy: Can you be still for a second?
    Becky: You try flipping your car down a mountain and then staying FUCKING STILL!
    Kyle: Hey, '70s retro week is booking up. Do we want Keith Partridge or Marcia Brady?
    Ellie: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
    Bo: You trying out for the wrestling team Jimmy?
    Jimmy: Oh no, I don't, I don't wrestle.
    Bo: I'd think all that male to male contact would be right up your alley!
    Jimmy: Is that the appeal for you? Haven't you been team captain for two years now?
    Kyle: Okay, all psychics back in their seats please.
    Zela: The beast is human, too. Don't forget that. And it's closer to you than you think.
    Kyle: Maybe you can just follow me... Shouldn't you psychically know when you're annoying someone?
    [Bo comes out to Jimmy and tries to kiss him thinking he's gay too]
    Jimmy: No, I'm not gay, I'm cursed!
    Bo: I know it must feel like that sometimes...
    Jimmy: No, I'm cursed by the Mark of the Beast!
    Jimmy: It's part of the curse, I'm appealing, I have this unnatural sexual allure.
    Bo: Yeah, yeah, you do, I know.
    Bo:What the fuck was that?
    Jimmy: My dog.
    Bo: What kinda dog do you have?
    Ellie: She may have changed back into her human form. Her name's Joanie, she's this hyper, skinny publicist.
    Police Officer: Any other descriptions?
    Jimmy: Yeah, she's.. what 5'7?
    Ellie: She's got a bony ass...and fat thighs...and bad skin...
    Joanie: Liar!!! [flips her off]
    Ellie: So it's over right? Joanie's dead, so we're okay now.
    Jimmy: That's subjective, we still have to back to our pathetic pre-cursed lives.
    Ellie: I'm personally okay with that.
    Jimmy: You're not in high school.
    Jake: Take it easy with the silver, Ellie!
    Ellie: You're a monster.
    Jake: Join the club.

## Taglines

* What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
* Have you ever felt like you're not human anymore?
* The Evolution of the Specie.

## Cast

* Christina Ricci - Ellie Myers
* Joshua Jackson - Jake Taylor
* Jesse Eisenberg - Jimmy Myers
* Judy Greer - Joanie
* Scott Baio - Himself
* Milo Ventimiglia - Bo
* Kristina Anapau - Brooke
* Portia de Rossi - Zela
* Shannon Elizabeth - Becky Morton
* Mýa - Jenny Tate
* Eric Ladin - Louie
* Nick Offerman - Police Officer
* Derek Mears - Werewolf
* Craig Kilborn - Himself
* Michelle Krusiec - Nosebleed Co-Worker
* Lance Bass - Himself
* Bowling for Soup - Themselves
* Solar - Zipper, the dog

## External links

Cursed quotes at the Internet Movie Database