# The Darjeeling Limited

The Darjeeling Limited is a 2007 drama-comedy film directed by Wes Anderson. It stars Adrien Brody as Peter, Owen Wilson as Francis and Jason Schwartzman as Jack, three estranged brothers who agree to meet in India a year after their father's funeral for a "spiritual journey" aboard a luxury train. The cast also includes Waris Ahluwalia, Amara Karan, Barbet Schroeder and Anjelica Huston with Natalie Portman, Camilla Rutherford, Irrfan Khan and Bill Murray in cameo roles.

## Peter

* I love the way this country smells. I'll never forget it. It's kind of spicy.
* I'm gonna go pray at another thing.
* Fuck the itinerary.
* Well, I'm not crazy about the part where I start screaming at the mechanic. That never happened.

## Francis

* I'll take the bottom bunk because I'm the oldest and my ankle's fractured.
* I tried my hardest. I don't know what else to do.
* Dad's bags aren't gonna make it!

## Jack

* [While Francis and Peter are fighting] Stop including me!
* You're bleeding like crazy!
* Did you get maced too?

## Brendan

* We haven't located us yet.
* Because I have alopecia.

## Patricia

* Maybe we could express ourselves more fully when we say it without words.
* I told you not to come here.
* I live here. These people need me.
* Yes, the past happened. But it's over, isn't it?

## Dialogue

    Jack: Wouldn't it be great if we heard a train go by in the distance?
    Peter: Not really.
    Francis: It'd probably be annoying.
    Jack: What did he say?
    Peter: He said the train is lost.
    Jack: How can a train be lost? It's on rails.
    Jack: He's gonna have a kid in six weeks.
    Francis: Who?
    Jack: Him. Rubby. He doesn't want you to know.
    Francis: Rubby?
    Jack: Yeah, you know, Rubby. [Jack imitates Peter's recurrent action of rubbing his temples to relieve his headaches]
    Francis: [Laughs]
    Francis: You don't love me!
    Peter: Yes I do!
    Jack: I love you too but I'm gonna mace you in the face!
    Jack: You wanna read a short story I wrote in France?
    Francis: How long is it?
    Jack: What?
    Francis: How long is it?
    Jack: How long is it? Never mind, forget it.

## Hotel Chevalier

* Jack: Ah, bon soir. S'il vous plait, je voudrais un verre de lait au chocolat et une soupe de oignon et un sandwich avec... How do you say grilled cheese? [mumbled French on from the phone] Merci, exactement, merci beaucoup.
* Rhett: What the fuck is going on here?

## Hotel Chevalier Dialogue

    Jack: [on the phone with Rhett] Where are you?
    Rhett: I'm here.
    Jack: I didn't say you could come here.
    Rhett: Can I come there?
    [long pause]
    Jack: Okay.
    Rhett: How long have you had this hotel room?
    Jack:: I don't know.
    Rhett: More than a week?
    Jack: More than a week.
    Rhett: More than a month?
    Jack: More than a month.
    Rhett: How much does it cost?
    Jack: I think around... 750 million Euros, or something.
    Rhett: [giggles]
    Rhett: Are you running away from me?
    Jack: I thought I already did.
    Rhett: Have you slept with anyone?
    Jack:: No. Have you?
    [long pause]
    Rhett: No.
    Jack: That was a long pause.
    Rhett: Whatever happens in the end, I don't want to lose you as a friend.
    Jack: I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.
    Rhett: If we fuck, I'm going to feel like shit tomorrow.
    Jack: That's okay with me.
    Rhett: I love you. I never hurt you you on purpose.
    Jack: I don't care.

## External links

* https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0838221/
* https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/darjeeling_limited