# The Smurfs (film)

The Smurfs (or The Smurfs Movie) is a 2011 live-action/CGI film about the Smurfs getting pursued out of their village by the evil wizard Gargamel and into New York City through a blue magic portal. It is based on the comic series/TV show of the same name.

## The Smurfs
### Papa Smurf

* Not this time, Gargamel.
* I am five hundred and forty-six years old.
* Is a Smurf's butt blue?

### Brainy Smurf

* That's gonna leave a big blue bruise.
* [as he is falling] GOODBYE, BLUE WORLD!

### Clumsy Smurf

* Keep your Smurfs to yourselves!
* Just because your name is Grouchy does not mean that you always have to be grouchy.

### Smurfette

* I can have more than one kind of dress? WHAT?!
* [after caging Azrael] You Smurfed with the wrong girl.

### Grouchy Smurf

* [referring to Clumsy] Why are we listening to him? He just got us sucked through a giant hole.
* Hey! I am walking here!
* Don't ever forget that one magical moment our two worlds met. And I wasn't grouchy! I was not! [pause] Can you just say one thing please? I am dying here.
* Welcome to my world.

### Gutsy Smurf

* [repeated line] SMURFABUNGA!!!
* [after Patrick swears in Smurf language] There is no call for that kind of language, Laddie!
* I will not soon forget this place. Especially not with these! [turns around and he is wearing "I love New York" underwear]

## Gargamel

* [repeated line] Azrael? Are you dead?
* [getting his net caught in a tree] Let go! Cursed nature!
* Come to papa, Papa!

## Dialogue

    [after Gargamel runs headlong into the back of a stopped cab, the Smurfs laughed at him as the cab starts moving again and pulled away]
    Grouchy: Knock yourself out, Gargamel!
    Gutsy: You have had that coming for about thirty years!
    Gargamel: SMURFS!!!!!!!! [as a Anjelou card flew by from the bumper and he grabs it]
    [Gargamel looks for a laboratory in New York City and spots a port-a-potty]
    Gargamel: [impressed] Oh. Yes. It's a bit small, but it should do nicely! [climbs into the port-a-potty with Azrael] Oh, it's even got its own cauldron!
    [a gurgling sound can be heard]
    Gargamel: What died in here? [the port-a-potty shakes and thumping sounds can be heard] OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN!
    [Gargamel and Azrael finally fall out, dizzy and confused]
    Gargamel: [choking] Somebody's been working a dark and terrible magic in there! [coughs in disgust]
    Patrick: Grace, we're being attacked! Do not be fooled by their cuteness!
    Grace: It's okay, it's okay. [cuts to the Smurfs gathered around her bare feet; so close that they can smell her toes] They're friendly.
    Gutsy: [hops down] You're lucky your lassie stepped in. I was about to make haggis with your innards.
    Gargamel: [he and Azrael walk around New York, searching for the Smurfs] We must find this Smurf thief. [Azrael meows] Ah, stop your complaining. If I were a Smurf, where would I go? [spots a businessman talking on the phone and approaches him] You there, you there! Fancy pants! Have you seen any little blue men?
    Businessman: [on the phone] Absolutely, what price are we talking about?
    Gargamel: You're selling them?
    [a woman talking on the phone walks by, Gargamel follows her.]
    Woman: [on the phone] Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie?
    Gargamel: [to the woman] Wait, what drawer?
    Woman: [on the phone] In the kitchen, Lily.
    Gargamel: Who is this Lily?
    [a man also talking on the phone walks by.]
    Man: [on the phone] Are you kidding? She's like the hottest girl in my apartment.
    Gargamel: [stops the man] Please, please. Please, young woodsman. What does the temperature of this Lily have to do with the finding of Smurfs?
    Man: [to Gargamel] Take your meds, man. [walks away]
    Gargamel: [confused] What? I, I... [shouts] IS EVERYONE IN THIS REALM COMPLETELY INSANE?! [spots a peddlar] Oh, thank the gods. A local wizard. Excellent. [to the peddlar] Eh pardon me, wise sir? By any chance, have you seen any little blue men?
    Peddlar: They're everywhere! [laughs maniacally and walks away]
    Gargamel: I knew it. I knew it! I told you we were close, Azrael!
    Azrael: [unenthusiastically] I know.
    Patrick: Oh by the way, I wouldn't go anywhere if I were you.
    Smurfette: Well, why not?
    Patrick: Because our world doesn't really do well with people from other places. I mean, look what happened to E.T.! [The Smurfs look at Patrick, confused] It's a movie. A moving picture? Book? Just stay. Okay? [walks out the door]
    Grace: How can you be the only girl in the village?
    Smurfette: Well see, I wasn't brought by a stork like the others. I was created by Gargamel to trap the other Smurfs.
    Grace: Wow! And then what happened?
    Smurfette: Papa saved me. He cast a special spell, and then helped become the Smurf I was meant to be.
    [Papa Smurf is analyzing the night sky via stargazer, as Patrick makes for the roof with 2 cups of coffee in both his hands]
    Patrick: Hey. I'm guessing you have a long night ahead of you. You guys drink coffee.
    Papa: Ha ha! Is a Smurf's butt blue?
    Patrick: So tell me, that weird guy in the ratty bathrobe at the toy store...
    Papa: Gargamel?
    Patrick: He's not really a wizard, is he?
    Papa: Not the smartest of sorcerers, but dangerous just the same. [Patrick puts down one cup of coffee] Thank you. [he slurps through a straw] Back home, I could hold him at bay with a spell or 2. But here, without my books and potions... Well, today, we got lucky. But next time, who knows?
    Patrick: What are you gonna do?
    Papa: I'll do anything and everything I can do to get my Smurfs home. I won't ever give up. They're my family. And you never give up on family.
    Patrick: Doesn't it freak you out sometimes? Having all those little guys depending on you? I mean, what if you screw up? How do you know when you were ready?
    Papa: [chuckles] Here, come sit on Papa's lap. [pause] Uh, yeah, right. Scratch that.
    Patrick: Probably not the best idea.
    Papa: Yeah, yeah. Lemme ask you something. Why did you come for us today when your Grace called?
    Patrick: Because she needed me. I could hear it in her voice.
    Papa: Uh-huh. [stands up] Well, that's what being a papa is: when it comes time, you just do. And knowing what to do doesn't come from up here. [points to his head, then jumps down] Mm-mm. [gestures to Patrick's chest] It comes from here, where it matters most.
    Patrick: My spleen?
    Papa: No, your heart. I'm tryin' to have a moment here, you whippersnapper. [laughs]
    Patrick: You're a good papa, Papa.
    Papa: And you'll be a good one too. [he and Patrick stare at the night sky]
    [the 4 remaining Smurfs fall down a lead pipe]
    Brainy: What's gonna happen to Papa?
    Grouchy: Papa told us to Smurf the moon and that's exactly what we're gonna do.
    Gutsy: Come on, we don't have much time.
    Brainy: "Come on"? Come on where?
    Smurfette: How are we gonna get back to Clumsy?
    Gutsy: [spots a flock of pigeons] We ride. Come on! [hops on one of them] Be still, bird!
    Grouchy: I don't think they're friendly.
    Gutsy: Well, neither am I!
    Brainy: But they carry disease.
    Gutsy: Yah! And Smurfs! Let's ride!
    Grouchy: Whoa, bird! Whoa!
    Smurfette: [to Brainy] Come on!
    Brainy: But I'm not sure I can do this. [jumps and grabs a pigeon by its talons]
    Smurfette: [offscreen] You can do it, Brainy! Hold on!
    Brainy: [flying out of control] According to my calculations, this is dangerous!!!
    [the 4 Smurfs fly in the window on the backs of pigeons]
    Gutsy: That'll do, pigeon.
    Smurfette: Thank you, bird.
    Brainy: Look! We got the incantation!
    Patrick: Where's Papa?
    Grouchy: Gargamel's got him.
    Patrick: What?
    Clumsy: [gasps in fear] Oh no!
    Smurfette: He took him to some place called "BellVeedaRay Castle".
    Grouchy: He's gonna... [Smurfette sobs]
    Gutsy: [sadly] Don't say it.
    Grace: "BellVeedaRay"? What is "BellVeedaRay"?
    Patrick: Belved-- He's taken him to Belvedere Castle in Central Park.
    Brainy: To extract his essence!
    Grace: [surprised] WHAT?! W-We have to go get him!
    Smurfette: No! Gargamel's more powerful than ever!
    Gutsy: Papa said no matter what happens, we're not to go back for him. He's tryin' to protect us.
    Clumsy: No! We can't leave Papa behind.
    Gutsy: It was a Smurf promise.
    Clumsy: No, no, no! We can't!
    Brainy: We promised Papa we'd do exactly what he said.
    Grouchy: That's right.
    Patrick: I didn't. [the Smurfs turn to Patrick] I never promised him anything. [walks out]
    Clumsy: Neither did I. And there is no way I'm leaving here without Papa.
    Grace: [follows Patrick] Patrick, wait! I'm coming with you!
    [Clumsy looks over the other Smurfs (minus Papa) for an answer]
    Grouchy: I'm in! [Elway barks in agreement]
    [the Smurfs turn to Gutsy]
    Gutsy: Aye, me too. [Clumsy smiles] No Smurf left behind. Not Papa, and not you.
    Smurfs: ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR SMURF!!!
    Smurfette: [climbs up] Oh, Papa! [runs to Papa]
    Papa: No. No, Smurfette.
    Smurfette: [referring to Gargamel] What did he do to you?
    Papa: You shouldn't have come back for me.
    Smurfette: Papa, I'm getting you out of here right now! [grabs a screw and struggles to break the box open]
    Hefty: Clumsy, you little mook, you! [shoulder-bumps Clumsy]
    Brainy: [sees Papa coming] Shh, shh, shh. It's Papa.
    Papa: I owe you an apology, Clumsy. I believed more in a vision than I did in you. [hugs Clumsy] I'm so proud of you, Clumsy.
    Clumsy: Thanks, Papa.
    Grouchy: [tearfully] I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
    Papa: And now to get rid of this! [snaps the dragon wand in half and throws it in the water]

## Taglines

* Our World is About to Get Smurf did
* Adventure Does not Get Any Bigger
* Where the Smurf Are We?
* Smurf Happens

## Cast

* Hank Azaria — Gargamel
* Neil Patrick Harris — Patrick Winslow
* Jayma Mays — Grace Winslow
* Sofia Vergara — Odile
* Tim Gunn — Henri
* Mr. Krinkle — Azrael
* Hank — Elway Winslow

### Smurfs & Azrael Voice Cast

* Jonathan Winters — Papa Smurf
* Alan Cumming — Gutsy Smurf
* Katy Perry — Smurfette
* Fred Armisen — Brainy Smurf
* George Lopez — Grouchy Smurf
* Anton Yelchin — Clumsy Smurf
* Jeff Foxworthy — Handy Smurf
* Paul Reubens — Jokey Smurf
* Gary Basaraba — Hefty Smurf
* John Oliver — Vanity Smurf
* Kenan Thompson — Greedy Smurf
* B.J. Novak — Baker Smurf
* Wolfgang Puck — Chef Smurf
* John Kassir — Crazy Smurf
* Tom Kane — Narrator Smurf
* Frank W. Welker — Voice of Azrael

## See also

* The Smurfs 2
* Smurfs: The Lost Village

## External links

* The Smurfs quotes at the Internet Movie Database
* The Smurfs at Rotten Tomatoes