# She's All That

She's All That is a 1999 film about a high school jock that makes a bet that he can turn an unpopular girl into the school's prom queen.

## Laney

* What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?
* Stalking is illegal in all 50 states.
* I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.
* Who the HELL would nominate me?
* Am I a bet? Am I a FUCKING BET?

## Zack

* This is all fascinating, Taylor, but could you skip to the part where you decided to screw me over.
* Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good.
* All you have left is a C-minus GPA with a Wonderbra.
* Give her the right look, the right boyfriend, and bam. In six weeks she's being named prom queen.
* So, Laney, I was wondering if you wanted to... [Laney walks away]... embarrass me horribly in front of all these people.

## Brock

* It's not about disrespect, it's just gas.
* You didn't really think I'd leave for All-Star Road Rules and still be dating you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet.

## Other

* Mackenzie: So who's the lucky rebound skank?
* Taylor: You didn't think you became popular for real, did you? Oh, you did? That's so sweet.
* Dean: One second, you're Zack Siler, class president, stand-out athlete, all-around bad-ass mamba-jahamba; the next thing you know, you're Zack Siler, bitch-boy.
* Girl: My soul is an island, my car is a Ford.

## Dialogue

    Zack: She kinda blew me off.
    Mackenzie: I like her already.
    Dean: I mean, the girl's an institution in this place. Every girl wants to be her, and every guy wants to nail her.
    Preston: Basically she's you, with tits.
    Dean: Is that a no?
    Laney: That's a hell no.
    Zack: What was that?
    Laney: I was busy.
    Zack: Yeah, busy wiggin'.
    Laney: I did not wig.
    Zack: Oh, there was major wiggage.
    Taylor: [spilling drink on Laney] Oh, Oopsie. You know, you really should be more careful with silk.
    Laney: Thank you.
    Taylor: Excuse me?
    Laney: Thank you. For a minute there, I forgot why I avoided places like this and people like you.
    Taylor: Avoided us? Honey, look around you. To everyone here who matters, you're vapor, you're spam, a waste of perfectly good yearbook space, and nothing's ever gonna change that.
    [Laney's eyes tear up]
    Taylor: Oh, you aren't going to cry are you?
    Laney: Simon! Simon, I have got your breakfast! Are you up?
    Simon: Give me a couple of minutes.
    Laney: Simon Boggs, there are children in Mexico who have already been up for three hours making clothes for corporate America.
    Mackenzie: When was the last time you tweezed?
    Laney: What?
    Mackenzie: I mean your eyebrows.
    Laney: Never, why?
    Mackenzie: Ever watch Sesame Street?
    Laney: Yeah.
    Mackenzie: You know Bert?
    Laney: Screw the dolphins.
    Jesse: A guy tried that last year, banned from SeaWorld for life.
    Taylor: Careful of what? OK, I could win this thing in florescent lighting, on the first day of my period, cloaked in tacky rags. Okay? My mother was prom queen in '71, my cousin - prom queen in '82, and my sister would have been prom queen in '94 if it wasn't for that scandal on the Color Me Badd tour bus, okay? I am a goddamn legacy, all right? And besides, not to be a bitch, but who's gonna beat Taylor Vaughan?
    Katie: God, I hope that's not your acceptance speech.
    Jesse: I'm Jesse Jackson. I'm not a good dancer.
    Mackenzie: I'm Mac. I go to school with 500 chicks.
    Taylor: Jump up my ass Zack.
    Zack: Been there, done that.
    Zack: So, can I have the last dance?
    Laney: No, you can have the first.
    Zack: Has anyone see Taylor?
    Chandler: What?
    Zack: You know, Taylor, my girlfriend.
    Dean: Kinda tall, yells at everyone?
    Laney: Sir, have you reached a decision?
    Man: Yes I have. Supersize my balls.
    Zack: Brock Hudson? What kind of a name is that?
    Taylor: What kind of a name is "Zack?" OK, Brock is from The Real World.
    Zack: What, Reseda?
    Taylor : No, like the TV show. "Real World LA", second season, hello!
    Zack: The dyslexic volleyball guy? They kicked him out of the house.
    Dean: His dad owns Harrison Ford.
    Laney: The actor?
    Dean: No, the car dealership.
    Mackenzie: Nothing personal, Laney, but this particular... coif, doesn't really go with your face shape.
    Laney: What do you have in mind?
    Mackenzie: Well, I have an idea.
    Laney: What kind of idea?
    Mackenzie: ...You'd really have to trust me.
    Melissa: He spoke to me!
    Girl #2: He called you Connie!
    Melissa: So?
    Girl #2: Your name is Melissa!

## Cast

* Freddie Prinze Jr. — Zack Siler
* Rachael Leigh Cook — Laney Boggs
* Matthew Lillard — Brock Hudson
* Paul Walker — Dean Sampson
* Jodi Lyn O'Keefe — Taylor Vaughan
* Kevin Pollak — Wayne Boggs
* Anna Paquin — Mackenzie Siler
* Kieran Culkin — Simon Boggs
* Elden Henson — Jesse Jackson
* Usher Raymond — Campus DJ
* Kimberly 'Lil' Kim' Jones — Alex
* Gabrielle Union — Katie
* Dulé Hill — Preston
* Tamara Mello — Chandler

## External links

* She's All That quotes at the Internet Movie Database
* She's All That at Rotten Tomatoes