# Avalon High (film)

Avalon High is a 2010 Disney Channel Original Movie starring Gregg Sulkin, Britt Robertson, Joey Pollari, and Devon Graye. The movie is loosely based on the book of the same name by Meg Cabot.

## Dialogue

    Allie: Any chance you're getting a vision on how it goes?
    Miles: Am I doubled over clutching my head in excruciating pain?
    Allie: No.
    Miles: Well, there you go.
    Miles: Tell me again why I'm at a party with a bunch of meathead jocks?
    Allie: I'm a jock, Miles. Am I a meathead?
    Miles: No, but this party's the first step.
    Allie's Father: [reading] "As the keepers of the prophecy, it falls to members of the Order to search for potential Arthurs in each and every generation, but beware the Dark Forces, led by a reincarnation of Mordred, determined to find the next Arthur and destroy him before he can realize the prophecy." So, see, what they're saying...
    Allie's Mother: If Arthur isn't found soon, Mordred and his followers will send us back into the Dark Ages - ignorance, humiliation, suffering...
    Miles: [brightly] High school!
    Miles: Who said I wanted to be your friend?
    Allie: You.
    Miles: No, I didn't.
    Allie: Why are you still talking to me?
    Miles: But I'm not.
    Allie: Ah, but by saying you're not talking to me, you ARE talking to me. Check and mate.
    Miles: I always do my assignments in half the time alloted.
    Allie: Why?
    Miles: To prove that I'm better than everyone else?
    Allie: [laughs] And more modest.
    Miles: That, too.
    Allie: THAT was sarcasm.
    Miles: How's it sarcasm if you're right?
    Will: Listen. Hear the wind in the trees. It's... like music.
    Allie: Football players aren't supposed to talk like that.
    Will: You're making fun of me?
    Allie: We have to tell Will so he can defend himself.
    Miles: Oh, yeah, that'll be great. "Hey, Will, you're the reincarnation of King Arthur, your step-brother is Mordred, and he's going to try and destroy you. You gonna eat those fries?"
    Allie: Hmm. Yeah, it's a little out there, isn't it?
    Miles: Yeah, we passed "out there" about five exits back.
    Miles: I wonder what they ate in Camalot.
    Allie: Muton with a side of beets. Mm, and sage water, but only from the north.
    Allie: [having just heard herself] I didn't even know I KNEW that!
    Miles: I don't know how things were at your last school, but around here you can't get any higher than an A, so you can stop trying so hard.
    Allie: It's called being nice, Miles. You should try it instead of hiding your insecurities behind your snark.
    Allie: We just came in to get some fake armor for the school mascot, Officer.
    Will: Yeah. I have no idea what Mr. Moore is talking about.
    Miles: And I'm a National Merit Scholar. I don't kidnap teachers - I suck up to them.
    Allie: You know, if Will is King Arthur, and Marco is Mordred, maybe you're Merlin the wizard. Merlin was a psychic.
    Miles: Doubtful. Merlin had a long white beard; I can barely grow a nose hair.
    Allie's Father: So, did someone float your boat?
    Allie: [laughs] "Float my boat?" What year is this?
    Allie's Mother: He means, do you fancy anyone?
    Allie: "Fancy..." Really, you guys? Century up.
    Miles: Avert your eyes.
    Allie: Excuse me?
    Miles: You're making a tactical error of monumental proportions right now.
    Allie: By sitting at my desk?
    Miles: By talking to me. I mean, come on, you had a great start. I saw you talking to Captain Everything this morning. You have a chance to be in the poplar group. Don't mess it up.

## Cast

* Britt Robertson as Allie Pennington/King Arthur
* Gregg Sulkin as William Wagner
* Joey Pollari as Miles/Merlin
* Devon Graye as Marco Campbell
* Molly C. Quinn as Jennifer/Guinevere
* Christopher Tavarez as Lance Benwick/Lancelot
* Steve Valentine as Mr. Moore/Mordred
* Don Lake as Mr. Pennington
* Ingrid Park as Mrs. Pennington
* Craig Hall as Coach Barker
* Anthony Ingruber as Sean
* Joshua Orol as Yulu