# Mulan II

Mulan II is a 2004 American direct-to-video Disney animated film directed by Darrell Rooney and Lynne Southerland and is a sequel to the 1998 animated film Mulan (originally released by theaters). Much of the cast from the first film returned, excluding Eddie Murphy (Mushu), Miriam Margolyes (The Matchmaker), James Hong (Chi-Fu), Chris Sanders (Little Brother), and Matthew Wilder (Ling's singing voice).

## Fa Mulan

* Your Majesty, an arranged marriage?
* But I have another duty...to my heart.
* Losing Shang will not be meaningless. No matter what it takes, I'm finishing this mission.

## Mushu

* I just got some exfolitating cream in my eye!
* Oh, what a happy, happy day! My little baby's gettin' married!
* This is gonna be delicious!

## Dialogue

    Mushu: It seems like only last month, you and me were fightin' off the Huns and saving China!
    Fa Mulan: It was last month.
    Mushu: How time flies. Ya know, baby, this must be a magical moment for you.
    Fa Mulan: It's not every day I get engaged.
    Mushu: No, I meant telling ME you're engaged. [Cri-Kee chirps] I'm the guy that gave you and Pretty Boy the hookup. Am I a guardian or am I a guardian?
    Fa Mulan: Oh, You're more than that, Mushu. [hugs him] You're my most trusted friend.
    Mushu: [starting to cry] Oh, that did it!
    [General Li Shang rubbing the back of his head and peeking his head in Fa Mulan's room]
    General Li Shang: Mulan? Seems your grandma invited someone to help us celebrate the engagement.
    Fa Mulan: [making a face] Really?...Who?
    General Li Shang: [both looking outside at a whole crowd of people in Fa Mulan's front yard] China.
    Crowd: CONGRATULATIONS! [cheers and applause]
    Grandmother Fa: Isn't it wonderful? Sorry, it's sort of slapdash. Took us by surprise, you know. [Fa Mulan and General Li Shang laugh] Make way for the happy couple.
    [They bows to them]
    General Li Shang: Now this is a battlefield.
    Mulan: What's our strategy, General?
    General Li Shang: Divide and conquer.
    [They both start to laugh again]
    [after the people of China who being asked them who would if their wedding is going to be big celebration]
    Woman in Crowd 1: So tell me, will it be a big wedding?
    Fa Mulan: Absolutely!
    General Li Shang: Oh ho, no! Absolutely not.
    Woman in Crowd 2: Children?
    General Li Shang: As many as possible.
    Fa Mulan: Maybe one or two.
    General Li Shang: We'll think about it.
    Fa Mulan: Right away.
    General Li Shang: Blue.
    Fa Mulan: Pink!
    General Li Shang: Mild.
    Fa Mulan: Spicy!
    General Li Shang: Yes!
    Fa Mulan: No!
    Fa Li: Oh, dear. Did you hear that?
    Fa Zhou: Not exactly a harmonious couple, are they?
    Fa Li: What should we do?
    Fa Zhou: Perhaps we should give our gift to the children now.
    General Li Shang: [to the Emperor] This mission does not call for force, but finesse. I know just the men.
    Fa Mulan: China's most honored and noble soldiers.
    [In the next shot, Ling, Chien-Po, and Yao, stumble clumsily out the front steps of the Matchmaker's house]
    Matchmaker: AND STAY OUT! I've found wives for HUNDREDS of men, but the Golden Dragon of Unity himself COULDN'T make love matches for YOU three! COME BACK WHEN YOU GET PERSONALITIES!
    Ling: Well, that's a fine way to treat China's greatest... [Matchmaker throws the pot on his face] ...heroes.
    Ling: And so, I said, "You just broke my best set of china." [laughs] China. Get it?
    Yao: You should have seen the way she looked at me.
    Ling: You mean with disgust?
    Su: Wow. China is so big. Isn't it beautiful, Mei? Mei?
    Mei: Yes, beautiful. [about Yao; dreamily] Did you see the way he looked at me?
    Ting-Ting: Who? The gorilla with the bad eye?
    Mei: Gorilla? [hugs a pillow] He's more like a big, cuddly panda bear.
    Su: But you didn't even talk to him.
    Mei: A true romantic can tell. He may be...coarse on the outside, but on the inside...
    Ting-Ting: He's gross?
    Mei: [glaring] I mean under that.
    Su: He smells? [Mei throws a pillow at her] Ooof!
    Mei: I can see past my nose. [crawls over to Su and Ting Ting] Deep down. Deep, DEEP down, WAY down...! [grabs a pillow and hugs it] There's something.
    Su: [giggling] Oh! Ting Ting, I think she's in love!
    Ting-Ting: No, there'll be none of that. Remember, Mei, you are to be married in three days. You gave your solemn oath.
    Mei: [disappointedly] You're right.
    Fa Mulan: Well, then, maybe we should just forget the map and wing it.
    General Li Shang: We can't wing it. We need a new plan. We have three days. What if we get lost?
    Fa Mulan: Then we pull over and ask directions.
    General Li Shang: We don't need to pull over and ask directions. We have a map.
    Fa Mulan: What is it with men and asking directions?
    General Li Shang: What is it with women and maps?!
    Fa Mulan: Shang, I'm sorry. You're in charge of the mission.
    General Li Shang: No, I'm the one who should be sorry. A good leader is opened up to new ideas. Forgive me?
    Fa Mulan: [takes his hand and smiles] Ah, there's nothing to forgive.
    Mushu: [doing a perfect voice imitation of Fa Mulan on a dummy outside General Li Shang's tent] General Shang? General Hardhead, that's what they should call him! Everything's got to have a strategy!
    General Li Shang: [barely awake] Mulan?
    Mushu: [still sounding like Fa Mulan] The man won't brush his teeth without a backup plan!
    General Li Shang: [awakening slightly] Huh?
    Mushu: [still imitating] I blame myself. I fell for those broad shoulders. I didn't realize there wasn't much sittin' on top of 'em! [the dummy's head falls off accidently, then he gasps as he places it back on] Oh, except for that garlic breath... [no longer imitating] Ooh-whee! That boy can peel paint! Oops. [covers his mouth]
    General Li Shang: [gasps and covers his mouth, then angrily steps out of his tent to find Fa Mulan] THAT'S ENOUGH! Where is she?
    Mushu: [chuckles] I am good!
    General Li Shang: [angrily storming over to Mulan] MULAN!
    Fa Mulan: Why hello, General. Out on night maneuvers?
    General Li Shang: General Hardhead? [makes a silly yet glaring face] Brushing my teeth?
    Fa Mulan: [curious] Um, is something wrong?
    General Li Shang: [angrily scolding Mulan] I heard you, Mulan. Every word. [covers his mouth]
    Fa Mulan: [confused] Every word of what?
    General Li Shang: Don't play coy, I saw you outside my tent.
    Fa Mulan: What? I haven't left my post.
    General Li Shang: And I suppose you weren't gossiping about me with the princesses?
    Fa Mulan: Shang, did that dip in the river get you water-logged? And - why are you talking with your hand over your mouth?
    General Li Shang: I wouldn't want to PEEL your PAINT! [angrily storms off while Mulan looks on, shocked]
    Yao: [watching General Li Shang angrily leave] Changing of the guard.
    General Li Shang: [furiously stops and angrily turns back to Mulan] And next time, DON'T LEAVE YOUR POST! [angrily storms off again]
    Fa Mulan: Hmph!
    Yao: What's with him? [Fa Mulan angrily growls and leaves in frustration] What's with her? Who'm I talkin' to?
    Mushu: Mulan, what do you say to a little pick-me-up?
    Fa Mulan: My father said, "Differences can make you stronger." He didn't realize that Shang and I are just too different.
    Mushu: Well, you know, you've always got me. The old team, right?
    Fa Mulan: Aw, you're always looking out for me, Mushu.
    Mushu: [laughs nervously] Just doing the best I can.
    Fa Mulan: Really, I just don't know what I'd do without you. You're the best friend I've ever had.
    Mushu: [chattering and gaspes] AAAAH!!!! Oh, I can't stand it no more! The only thing wrong with you and Shang...is me! I'm the one that got between you!
    Fa Mulan: [confused] What are you talking about? It's not like you made the carriage go into the river.
    Mushu: Now, that was an accident. Following several attempts at "on purpose".
    Fa Mulan: [slowly realizing] And it wasn't YOU outside Shang's tent.
    Mushu: [gulps] He he, you know how I gab?
    Fa Mulan: And you woke him up after I left?!
    Mushu: It wasn't easy, neither that man can sleep.
    Fa Mulan: [stops Khan] Mushu, what did you do?!
    Mushu: I was banging pots and pans...
    Fa Mulan: NO! What did YOU do?!
    Mushu: [chattering] YOU WAS GETTING MARRIED! Everything was gonna change! I was gonna lose you and my pedestal!
    Fa Mulan: You mean you got between Shang and me so you could keep your job?!
    Mushu: I'm sorry!
    Fa Mulan: What you did was unforgivable!
    Mushu: But you and Shang are so different!
    Fa Mulan: [with sudden realization] Wait a second! Not as different as I thought! Of all those problems, they weren't us. They were you! [Mushu's annoyed] I've got to talk to Shang. Tell him I love him. [catching with Khan in speed]
    Mushu: Mulan, I'll make it up to you! I promise!
    Fa Mulan: Forget it. You've helped enough. [puts Mushu back in her bag] Shang! [but the bandits appear in front of the group] It's an ambush!
    Fa Mulan: Shang, hang on!
    General Li Shang: It will hold us both.
    Fa Mulan: It will. It will, Shang.
    General Li Shang: Mulan... [as Fa Mulan weeps quietly] I'm sorry.
    Fa Mulan: Please! [as Li Shang let Mulan go and fell into the river] Shang...! SHAAAAANG!!!!!
    General Li Shang: [to Lord Qin] My Lord, I love Mulan. And I don't care what the rules say. If she'll have me, I intend to marry her right here. [takes her hands] Right now.
    [Last lines]
    Mushu: Hey, yo, where's my masseuse? Saving China gives me knots you wouldn't believe.
    Ancestors: [groans] Oh!
    Mushu: And what about my pedicure? Let's get jamming on the toe jam, people. And somebody heat up some oil. I don't know what we're gonna do with it yet, but it's gonna be good. Does a hero dragon deserve anything less? Draw my bath. Warm my towel. Let the pampering begin!

## Taglines

* She's primped. She's engaged. She's back.
* Huns beware, this girl's gonna beat you into the next year.
* She's got a mission to attend to...right after her wedding.
* Saving China was just The Beginning

## Cast

* Ming-Na Wen as Fa Mulan
** Lea Salonga (singing voice)
* BD Wong as General Li Shang
* Mark Moseley as Mushu
** Eddie Murphy (Mushu’s voice) (previously)
* Lucy Liu as Princess Mei
** Beth Blankenship (singing voice)
* Harvey Fierstein as Yao
* Sandra Oh as Princess Ting-Ting
** Judy Kuhn (singing voice)
* Gedde Wantanabe as Ling
** Matthew Wilder (Ling's singing voice) (previously)
* Lauren Tom as Princess Su
** Mandy Gonzalez (singing voice)
* Jerry Tondo as Chien-Po
* Pat Morita as The Emperor of China
* George Takei as First Ancestor Fa
* June Foray as Grandmother Fa
* Freda Foh Shen as Fa Li
* Frank Welker as Cri-Kee/Little Brother
** Chris Sanders (Little Brother's voice) (previously)
* Soon-Tek Oh as Fa Zhou
* April Winchell as The Matchmaker
** Miriam Margolyes (Matchmaker’s voice) (previously)
* Jillian Henry as Sha-Ron
* Keone Young as Lord Qin
* Michelle Kwan as Shopkeeper

## External links

* Mulan 2: The Final War quotes at the Internet Movie Database