# Cro

Cro (1993-1994) was an animated TV series that aired on ABC, then reran on Noggin from 1999 to 2002. According to the end credits, it was "based on the original idea from the book, The Way Things Work by David Macaulay.

## Dialogue
### Cro

    NANDYYYYYY!!!!
    Ogg, it wasn't Bobb's fault! Let him stay!
    [to Selene] I've got no mother, no father, nobody wants me...except the Neanderthals and they're not to crazy about me! I don't even have a real pet! Just this log!

### Ogg

    (repeated line)
    In cases like this, only one thing to
    say...
    (two mammoths tell a joke with humans at the butt)
    That not funny!
    (throws a pie at the mammoths)
    Not politically correct, either!

### Gogg

    (Gogg is telling why Bobb is afraid of him being secluded)
    Gogg: Bobb say something happen when he little boy. Once
    upon a time, Bobb's old tribe--
    Nandy: (interrupting) They cute! Look just like Bobb!
    Gogg: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, lay down for nappies. But
    when Bobb wake up...
    Gogg: Bobb...he all alone.
    Gogg: Bobb think Ogg impose punishment too severe for crime!

### Nandy

    What matter? Hole done yet? (sees boulder coming
    pendulum-like towards her) No. Nandy done. Way done!
    (repeated line)
    Neandie: We gonna die!

### Phil

    Now which lever was that again? Oh, I'm kidding!
    And now without further ado, I'd like to present my
    Christmas list.

### Pakka

    Pakka: C'mon, Cro. We've gotta finish building the statues!
    Cro (distracted) Not now, Pakka, we're trying to build
    a bridge.
    Pakka: Without supports?
    Cro: (shocked) Supports?

### Predators
#### Dire Wolves

    Big Red: I have decided to accompany you flea-biters this
    time in order to prevent further failure. If we do not succeed on
    our mission tonight, (menacingly) I shall be forced gnaw on
    one of youse.
    (the dire wolves are searching for the Neandies' mung)
    Murray: Hey, where's the mung? Oh yeah!
    (Ogg unravels himself in his sleep)
    Wolves: A HUMAN!
    Murray: And with a big club! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

#### Selene

    All: (shouting) Ogg gonna die!
    Selene: Yes and quite tastefully, I might add!

### Earle and Mojo

Earle and Mojo: Men is in the Valley!

### Esmeralda

    (Earle is knocking down the slope mechanism)
    Nandy: What that big noise?
    Esmeralda: I don't know, but it could start an avalanche!
    Everyone off the slopes!

### Ivana

    Yes, adult boars would be much bigger, smellier too, than that one! The parents would be very worried about their babies if they went missing.(notices a bunch of boars on the nearby scarp) In fact...

### Mike

    (Phil crashes back onto Earth)
    Trade cool! Right into the next door neighbor's
    swimming pool.

### Dr. C

Dr.C: Mike, there is one lever you over look that just might get Phil out of the shower. I hate to do it. But . . .
(she flushes the toilet)

## Other Dialogue
### Episode: "Here's Looking At You, Cro!"

    Porcupine: (to the audience) This may look fun,
    kids, but remember these are trained professionals. Don't try this
    at home!

### Theme Song

    (Cro...Cro...)
    Cro was a smart boy,
    Had a lot on the ball
    But the family that took him in
    Was total Neanderthal
    (Oh...Oh...)
    Cro - just a memory
    Of his mammoth friend named Phil
    Who was found by the scientist Dr. C
    And Mike in the Arctic Chill
    (Oh...)
    Phil fell into a glacier
    It was like a big deep-freeze
    But he was brought back to life to his surprise
    In the 20th Century
    So listen as Phil takes us back
    To wonders of long ago
    And we've a tale of Woollyville
    And an Ice age boy named
    (Cro...Cro... Cro!)

### Mammoth Oath

    A mammoth is wise, a mammoth is smart.
    We care about science as we care about art.