# The Nekci Menij Show

The Nekci Menij Show is a 2012 British animated web series created by David Monger. The show centers on the conflictive relationships of female popstars, and serves as a satire of the public's perception and scrutiny of female popstars, as well as a parody of stan culture.

## Season 1
### Trolling Brinty

    Nekci Menij: Hay Brinty.
    Brinty Spreas: Hrey!
    Nekci Menij: Brinty, yr such a flop.
    Brinty Spreas: Nekci, y wud u sey dis to me?
    Nekci Menij: U havnt had a hit in yrs.
    Brinty Spreas: Dis is upsetin me.
    Nekci Menij: Even Rhenna is beter dan u, and luk at teh state of dat.
    Brinty Spreas: Nekci, y tho?
    Nekci Menij: Brinty pls.
    Ladey Gags: Hay Rhenna.
    Rhenna: Hrey Gags, wuu2?
    Ladey Gags: Jus bin tourin n drivin n stuf.

### Da Quen B

    Kety Perr: Hay Nekci!
    Nekci Menij: WTF Kety? U luk lyk shite. Try to b orignel nxt tym.
    Bayonse: Gooorl! WTF is this?
    Nekci Menij: O, hrey Bayonse.
    Bayonse: Nekci, this is bayond a jk. U 2 r copyin me.
    Kety Perr: Whats--?
    Bayonse: W0, wo, wo. Hu is dis?
    Kety Perr: Im Kety Perr.
    Bayonse: Nvr herd of u Karly. Nekci, hu is dis bitch?
    Nekci Menij: Its Kety Perr.
    Bayonse: I dnt no any Stacey, she can go suk a dik.
    Kety Perr: K.
    Bayonse: Im da Quen B.
    Nekci Menij: Erm, ders only wun quen, and dats Medoner... bitch.
    Bayonse: Um hu?
    Medoner: L-V-U, Medoner.
    Kety Perr: Not again, OMG.
    Bayonse: O shit, not dat bitch.
    Nekci Menij: Medoner, dese hoes copyied me.
    Medoner: WTF Nekci?! Dont spek to me agen! Y u in my hous?
    Bayonse: Nekci, u sed dis was ur hous.
    Nekci Menij: Bayonse pls.
    Medoner: Spekin of wich, hu wants to buy my new ablum MDNE?
    Nekci Menij: How meny do u hav left?
    Medoner: Lyk 2 or sumthin. [lots of albums fall on Kety Perr] ...Poor Kelly.

### Telephone

    Medoner: Nekci, if ur goin to halp me I need u to undrstadn how I werk.
    Nekci Menij: K.
    Medoner: U probly havnt seen one of thee bfor. Im told its the newist thing; all the kids r on it. [landline phone appears] I think its cald Facebook. [telehone rings] O, luk, sum1s tweeting me. Helo, quen of pop speking. O Nekci, its for u.
    Ladey Gags: Loool!
    Rhenna: Gags, y did u say u where me?
    Ladey Gags: Rhenna, I dunt undersatnd ur qwestun. Anywey, im stil in a troling mood. Hu shal we cal?
    Xtine: Helo?
    Ladey Gags: Hi Xtine, I jus got arrestid for spedin.
    Xtine: OMG Gags, so interestign!
    Ladey Gags: I was goin to fast up the charts, honey. Al sortid now tho. Dey made me lisen to Bionic as comunety servis.
    Xtine: I wud giv a wity repons abut ur letist flop album, but I hav nvr lisend to ur werk. Hold on I hav anutha call.
    Medoner: Hrelo?
    Kety Perr: Hay, its me, Kety. Jus wondrin if u wan 2 c my new flim Pert of Me in 3D--
    Medoner: No, I dnt Keisha.
    Medoner: So wher wer we?
    Nekci Menij: U wer abt to cahnge ur wil and leav all ur muny to Nekci Menij then comit sucide.
    Medoner: K, if u sey so Xtine.
    Xtine: WTF Nekci? Get out of our convo!
    Nekci Menij: Hold on gentelmen, I hav anuthr call.
    Bayonse: Bayonse on the line for Gags.
    Ladey Gags: Hrey Bayonse, hav u herd Medoners new album is a flop?
    Bayonse: Not now Gags, ive﻿ decidid to refrom destins child but kely is busy and i cant rember the othr 1s naem. Do u wana b in it?
    Ladey Gags: Sure Bayonse, that snds swell.
    Xtine: Can I b in it? [Bayonse and Gags hang up] Fyn!

### Bron Dis Wey

    Kety Perr: Hay Gags!
    Ladey Gags: Wholey shet! The fak do u want Kety?
    Kety Perr: Gags, rember wen I visetid te othr dey?
    Ladey Gags: Vivedly. I haf sins changd my adres.
    Kety Perr: Wel, u sed u wud com to teh premer of my new flim Pert of Me in--
    Ladey Gags: O Kety, im v soray. By sum crule twast of fete I haf sceduld myslef to perfrom my "Bron Dis Wey Bal" at the esact sem tym.
    Kety Perr: But I diednt sey wut tym teh flim sterted.
    Ladey Gags: Up on da stege, a fracshen of her age, nd i luk much betr dan Medoner. She is a flop (flop), her tits hav droped (droped), its bin yrs sins she hed a hit.
    Ke@$h₤r: Nekci cnt rap, she luks lyk crap and Destins Child oewn her. Rhenna dusnt rhyme wit anythen, but she is ovesly shit.
    Nekci Menij: Wow, Adole is obsesd wiv eatin. How orignel.
    Adole: Nekci, dnt be roud.
    Nekci Menij: O, sry Adole, ur ovusly prignent. Congretulashen!
    Adole: Um yes, dats it. I can heer teh beby kicin alredi.
    Kety Perr [in Adole's stomach]: Ders food evriwhar. Dis luks exacly lyk my video fer "Celifirn Gorls"...

### Haus Perty

    Medoner: So yeh Jasy J, iv alweys bin v popelar in the unated kengdim.
    Jasy J: O, so dats whey Giv Me Al Yur Lufin barly maed the Top 40. Maks senc Medoner.
    Medoner: O, sry Jasy i foergot 2 brake my own leg for simpethy sells.
    Jasy J: O, dat remends me, cen u sine my cast?
    Medoner: Shur thing darling [writes "get a career soon LVU medoner xoxo" on Jasy's cast].
    Adole: Hay Gags, whers the bufey? I cent find the buffay.
    Ladey Gags: Calm ur tits Adole, dnt writ an ablum abut it. Ke@$h₤r maed anuthr bufet tabel jus for u.
    Adole: Tank fuk for dat.
    Ladey Gags: Altho loks lyk Merna & The Dermonds is abut to tek the last minic chaseceke.
    Adole: Wot? [Merna & The Dermonds eats the last mini cheesecake, which makes Adole cry with "Someone Like You" playing in the background]
    Medoner: Hay Xtine, iv got a jk for u.
    Xtine: K.
    Medoner: Wot wes ur last singel cald?
    Xtine: I dnt no Medoner, wot was it cald
    Medoner: Wel, if yuo dnt even no its no wender it mised the Top 100.
    Ke@$h₤r: Guise, eny requists for teh DJ?
    Medoner: Gorl Gon Waild.
    Nekci Menij: Pend The Alerm.
    Xtine: Not Myslef Tonite.
    Brinty Spreas: I wena go.
    Ke@$h₤r: Gud idea Brinty.
    Brinty Spreas: No, I men I accualy wena go, dis perty is shiter than the remix [Brinty leaves the room].
    Ke@$h₤r: O, did I her sum1 requist live perfromans of Blow by Ke@$h₤r? K then.