# Perfect Hair Forever

Perfect Hair Forever is an American adult animated television series on Cartoon Network's late night programming block Adult Swim. The series revolves around a young boy named Gerald Bald Z and his quest to find perfect hair.

## Episodes
### Pilot

    Coiffio: What the EFF are you doing?
    Cat Man: Whaddya mean? I'm grooming.
    Coiffio: Where is Gerald?!
    Cat Man: Oh, he's getting chased by a bear.
    Coiffio: Oh, the bear I had to send because you were so busy with your EFFing gwooming!
    Cat Man: Sorry, man, you're breaking up...
    Coiffio: The bear I had to send because you were so busy with your EFFing gwooming!
    Cat Man: Are you calling Cat Man undependable?
    Coiffio: Yes, pussy cat man!
    Cat Man: Yeah, you know what? Suck it.
    Coiffio: Yes!
    Model Robot: I think we're dealing with a very, very, very smart person... or a very, very, very stupid person.
    Coiffio: And so we are very, very, very much in danger... or very, very, very much... safe!

### TiVo Your eBay

    Uncle Grandfather: Who is it?
    Young Man: I have come with a communication from the Ministry of Planning, concerning the french premiere who's been found dead of corruption.
    Uncle Grandfather: I'm busy.
    Young Man: We must act before it's too late. The Shaku is being attracted to the debris and for now their numbers probably aren't going to decrease.
    Uncle Grandfather: Ok, whatever. Fine. Good luck with that. Giddyup Brenda! Ye ha!
    Young Man: You don't understand! People are getting dead.
    Uncle Grandfather: You mean people are getting nude?
    Young Man: Dead.
    Uncle Grandfather: Or... nude?
    Young Man: Dead.
    Uncle Grandfather: Come in, Nude.
    Young Man: You're not a Nude.
    Uncle Grandfather: Uncle Grandfather away! Ah, feh.
    Young Man: You don't understand. The protecting stone makes this Yugioh disappear...
    Uncle Grandfather: Oh, yeah.
    Young Man: ...Which means the Miyagi Crystals will help very much in searching for the Yugioh barrier
    Uncle Grandfather: Sure.
    Young Man: That means the others won't be able to look for us since things move more easily the closer they are to human form.
    Uncle Grandfather: Right, right, right.
    Young Man: The Shaku is being attracted to the debris and for now...
    Uncle Grandfather: Enough, fight now for three minutes.
    Young Man: What?
    Uncle Grandfather: Ok, one, two, three, go! What are you waiting for?

### Happy Suck Day

    [After the baby driving the car falls into the hole with the Young Man and animals]
    Young Man: First, I get trapped in a hole with smelly animals who bicker. Then, my hand gets severed. Now I have to care for a drunk baby.
    Sherman: We could eat that.

### Woke Up Drunk

    Gerald: Mom, where's my bike?
    Mom: Uh...oh, you know what? Japanese Bear Dad sold it to himself to use in his Tokyo circus act.
    [Japanese Bear Dad walks by, knocking Gerald down]
    Gerald: Hey [stands up] Let's find that circus and buy back my bike.
    Mom: Oh, can we do it tomorrow?
    Gerald: Tomorrow? Japan isn't open on Sundays.
    Mom: Not your tomorrow. My tomorrow's Wednesday.
    Gerald: Was Dad a Japanese Bear Dad this morning?
    Gerald's Mom: I don't know. I was too drunk. I woke up drunk. Weren't you?
    Gerald: I'm too young to drink.

## Cast

* Gerald Bald Z (Kim Manning)
* Uncle Grandfather and the Anime God (Matt Maiellaro)
* Action Hotdog (Will Armstrong)
* Norman Douglas (Nick Ingkatanuwat)
* Terry/Twisty (Dave Hughes)
* Coiffio (Dave Willis)
* Catman (Dennis Maloney)
* Young Man (C. Martin Croker)
* Sherman (MF Doom)
* Space Ghost (George Lowe)