# Open Season 3

Open Season 3 is a 2010 computer-animated comedy adventure direct-to-video film. It is the third installment to Open Season and the sequel Open Season 2. The film was produced by Sony Pictures Imageworks and released on October 21, 2010.

## Boog

* One day to guys' trip!
* We'll think about you while we're makin' s'mores and talkin' trash!
* Gisela! Giselita! I was just lookin' for your dad!
* I guess me and Elliot ain't as tight as I thought we were.
* You know what I like about you, Dinkleman? You're always there when I need ya! And don't worry, we're gonna have a blast tomorrow! This'll be the best guys' trip ever! You'll see.
* A place where no one lets ya down!
* WHOA! Another grizzly in the flesh! You don't know how long I've waited for this day!
* Yo, you've got some kinda thing growin' outta your neck!
* Listen, Ursa. I know you've got no reason to believe me, but I gotta tell you the truth. I'm not Doug. I'm Boog.
* It's like bearvana!
* Too much chocolate!
* I appreciate y'all tryin' to rescue me, but I need to talk to Ursa.
* Punch it in, baby bear!
* Dinkleman! I didn't know you were a girl!

## Elliot

* Let's get a move on! Guys' trip waits for no deer!
* Well, how 'bout a game of... Shrub... Jump? I mean, where we jump into the nearest shrub and, uh... come on, Elvis! I'll show you! [Jumps into nearby bushes, which is really poison ivy, with Elvis]
* We don't need Uncle Boog. Rabbit fights are way more fun without him anyway!
* Quiet, Gisela! The slightest sound could wake the bees!
* The silent treatment! Two can play at that game! Only I'm not playin'!
* He can stay on guys' trip forever, as far as I'm concerned.
* Don't you worry, kids! I've got a ton of things planned!
* Who knows more about gettin' honey than a deer, huh?
* Who's Russia?
* Come here, Lil' E.
* Ursa?! Who's Ursa?
* Don't mind me. Just another circus dancer.
* Boog, Boog, Boog! From now on, we will no longer mention his name!
* I thought you were mad at me! But now I know you weren't 'cause you're not even you!
* Say hi to your mother for me!
* I'm so Sorry that I let you Down.
* You got it, Boogster. BFFs 'til the end.
* I forgive you! But only because you forgave me first.

## Doug

* Man, I can't wait to get back to see Alistair! Back to my own cart, home cookin', 3 meals a day! Mmm!
* [Being chased by Bob and Bobbie, who think that he's Bigfoot] Aaaaaahhhh!
* Come on! What are ya waitin' for?!
* [Posing as Boog; to the wilds] Yeah, it was rough all right. That's why I look terrible and my voice sounds like caca! Now why don't y'all run along and fetch me some goodies?
* Enough! Enough! ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH!!!
* [Running away from the Maslova Family Circus; to Boog] See ya tomorrow night!
* Finally! I'm the only bear! And all the animals are gonna worship me! Just like they did Boog!
* What do you want, bear?
* I'm tellin' you Alistair, one of these days, I'm gonna give that diva [Ursa] a piece of my mind!
* [To Elliot, who demands what he's done with Boog] He's locked away somewhere you'll never find him! Especially after tonight, when they take him back to Russia!
* [When he's exposed by the wilds] Who's gonna stop me?
* The only bear?
* In a bear minute. We're grizzlies. We gotta look out for each other.
* [Arriving at the Timberline National Forest] This must be the place: Bearvana!
* For the last time, it's the wild animal park! There's a difference, you know! Anyway, when I was in the wild animal park, no one treated me like that! All the animals worshipped me! There was one grizzly, one king of the jungle! Me!
* Hey Alistair! Aren't you glad to be goin' back to Russia?!
* The what cracker?!
* [About Elliot, who yelled at him for showing up] That is one seriously messed-up deer!
* I'm not your servant! I'm king of the jungle!

## Giselle

* Don't forget to tell Boog you can't go on guys' trip!
* Kids, keep an eye on your dad.
* [When Elliot tells her to say hi to her mother for him] I will!
* [To Doug] Boog would never yell like that, especially at fawns! So who are you?!
* [Talking to Elliot before she leaves to see her mother] And make sure to apologize to Boog when he gets back. Okay?
* Have fun, Elliot. And don't forget to keep an eye on Elvis.

## Ursa

* You are making fun.
* [Noticing Boog's fur, thinking he's Doug] Why is fur dark? [Points]
* [When Elliot asks Boog who's Ursa] I am.
* [When Boog tells her to come with him and his friends] Boog, I really want to. But I can't.
* Not for nothing! You need to be punished for juggling the dog!
* If just once I could perform the dance. The way it was meant to be. I would never meet a performer again.
* Doug, why do you always let me down? Circus in 2 days. You could at least pretend to care!
* [To Boog, who was watching her dance] What are you looking at?!

## Gisela

* Dad? We need Uncle B-- I mean, we need someone taller to reach a branch that high.
* Great game, guys!
* Any sight of Boog?
* Everyone clear about what to do?
* Mom always says that when a friend is upset with you, you should try and work things out.
* When does Uncle Boog get back again?

## Giselita

* Uh... new game?
* [Pointing] Uncle Boog is right there!
* Everyone spread out to try and find Boog! When you see him, go get him!
* [To a crying Elliot] And you're not a complete failure. You're our dad. We love you no matter what.
* [Teasing Elvis with the cutthroat gesture] Mom's gonna kill you!
* [When Elliot and Elvis scratch themselves in poison ivy] That has gotta hurt.
* Can you just go find our mom? Please? I'll be your best friend!
* Dad! Let's just play okay?
* [During the rabbit fight] You're out. [Sing-song voice] Gotcha! You're out!

## Elvis

* [Sing-song voice] They'll never find me here!
* Mother! I was attacked by a ferret!
* Father? It's okay.

## Dialogue from movie

    Gisela: Everyone clear about what to do?
    All: Yes!
    Elliot: Uh, what was the middle part again?
    Giselita: [Rolls her eyes, annoyed] Dad! Everyone spread out to try and find Boog! When you see him, go get him!
    Elliot: All right! Let's move it out!
    [Annoyed, Gisela sighs in frustration and shakes her head]
    Ringmaster: Ladies and gentlemen! I'd like to welcome you to the great Maslova Family Circus!
    [Ian's antlers get stuck in the ground]
    Ian: [To Doug, who is undercover as Boog] Sorry, Boogster! Just a little cramp for my neck!
    Doug: [Annoyed] Seriously, six pack, take some pride in your work!
    Buddy: Any chance we could take a little break?
    Doug: [Undercover as Boog] A break? Y'all just had a break! Like, 6 hours ago!
    Giselle: What is going on here?
    Ian: Giselle! Thank goodness you're back! [Referring to Doug, who is disguised as Boog] Now you can pat 'im.
    [Boog is in the Puni Mart]
    Boog: Honey? Now that's more like it!
    [He pours the honey on himself]
    Elvis: What are we gonna do first? Hmm, father? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? Father?
    Elliot: Don't worry, kids! I got a ton of things planned!
    [Gisela and Giselita sigh]
    Giselita: Great.
    Gisela: When does Uncle Boog get back again?
    Elliot's Shoulder Angel: You knew you were going to miss guys' trip for 2 whole weeks before you told him!
    Elliot: Maybe I should go talk to him.
    Elliot's Shoulder Devil: Ho-ho-hold it right there, big fella! So you forgot?! If he was a real friend, he'd understand!
    [Elvis looks on, confused]
    Elliot: You're absolutely right! Boog is a real friend! Your life is a mess without him!
    [Elvis chuckles quietly]
    Elliot: (To his shoulder devil) By "mess", he means "awesome"!
    Elliot's Shoulder Angel: No! I mean "mess"!
    Elliot's Shoulder Devil: "Awesome"!
    Elliot's Shoulder Angel: Stop that!
    Elliot: Enough!
    [They disappear]
    [Elliot and the fawns are trying to get honey from a beehive]
    Gisela: Dad? We need Uncle B-- [Covers her mouth] I mean, we need someone taller to reach a branch that high.
    Elliot: Not so. Who knows more about gettin' honey than a deer, huh?
    Alistair: Ah! I see you sweating in nervous anticipation!
    Boog: What are you talkin' about? I'm not sweatin'!
    Alistair: Yes you are! I see a little drop of moisture on your upper brow! Right there! Hello, little sweat!
    Boog: Yeah, sweat. Right.
    [Alistair is having trouble lifting Doug's cart]
    Alistair: A little help, please! No, you're supervising! That's good!
    Doug: You want somethin' done, you gotta do it yourself.
    [In the Puni Mart, while Mr. Weenie is trying to get the Maslova Family Circus poster, Fifi spots jar of jellybeans]
    Fifi: Look! They're colors! Its perfect replacement! I need those!
    [He knocks the jar over and it breaks]
    Earl: Hey! Stop this!
    Mr. Weenie: Aah! We have been discovered!
    [Fifi quickly grabs two jellybeans with his mouth and runs off, and then the chase begins]
    [Fifi and Roger are flying through the air in the Maslova Family Circus]
    Roger: Pretty!
    Fifi: Oh no!
    [Fifi and Roger go through a ring of fire]
    Boog: Ian. Guys' trip?
    Ian: No can do, Booger. I got too many... [Glares at two does] responsibilities.
    Boog: Ah, no problem.
    [Elliot and Elvis are scratching themselves in poison ivy]
    Elliot: Well played, Lil' E!
    [He throws the stick away]
    Elliot: [Scratching his belly] Okay, who's hungry?!
    Giselita: Mom's gonna kill you!
    [She does the cutthroat gesture]
    Elvis: I was attacked by a ferret.
    [He crosses his arms]
    Giselita: No you weren't!
    [She puts her hoof on her hip]
    Gisella: Dad, stop telling Elvis to lie. Mom says you're not supposed to do that.
    Doug: Wh-what are you doin'?! Don't you see this is our chance?! We get the bear to help us move the carts and outta here!
    Alistair: But-- but the circus will miss us! They'll send a search party!
    Doug: You're right. I'll go!
    Alistair: What?! But you-- but you--
    Doug: Trust me. I got it all figured out. [To Boog] Listen, Boog. You and me, we're gonna do all that stuff you talked about. Fishin', campin'...
    Boog: Ooh! And rabbit fights?
    Doug: Sure. Squirrels, rabbits, whatever you want. So here's what I'm gonna do for you. I'm gonna find a place so we can all be best friends together!
    Boog: Really? You'd do that for me?
    Doug: In a bear minute. We're grizzlies. We gotta look out for each other. So here's the thing: We gotta swap places so the circus doesn't know I'm gone. But I'll come back tomorrow night, and you, me and Ursa, we'll go on a kinda--
    Boog: [Eagerly] Bears' trip?
    Doug: Yeah, sure. Bears' trip. Together.
    Boog: All right! I'm in!
    Doug: Great. Now hold still for just a second. [Messes Boog's fur to look just like him]
    Boog: [Giggles]
    Doug: Shhhh! Keep it down and stop movin'. [Soon, Boog's fur looks just like Doug's] Oh, yeah. It's gonna work.
    Alistair: Now, what about me?
    Doug: Hey, like you said, if they figure out you're missin', they'll send a search party. Don't worry. I'll find someone back tomorrow night to swap with you.
    [Alistair looks disappointed]
    Doug: [Upon seeing Dinkleman, who is in Boog's mouth] Eh, you better hide that doll so nobody gets suspicious.
    [Boog takes Dinkleman out of his mouth]
    Boog: [Disguised as Doug] What doll?
    Doug: That one.
    [Boog looks at Dinkleman]
    Doug: In your hand.
    Boog: You mean Dinkleman? He ain't no doll! He's my bro! My boy! [Fist bumps Dinkleman's head] My BFF! [Does another fist bump]
    Doug: [Rolls his eyes] Right. [Turns to leave then turns back to Boog] Hey, and where's that awful only-bear place you were talkin' about? You know, just so I make sure I stay away from it.
    Boog: Over the mountain, past the forest, and down by the stream.
    Doug: Cool! Thanks! See ya tomorrow night!
    [He leaves and starts running into the forest]
    Cat #1: You! You must be the new recruits!
    Stanley: Yeah. Yeah. That's what we are. Heh.
    Cat #1: [Speaks in Russian]
    Stanley: Ohh...
    Cat #1: Come on. Let's go.
    [Doug, Alistair, and the rest of the circus people are traveling back to Russia]
    Doug: Hey Alistair! Aren't you glad to be goin' back to Russia?!
    Alistair: [Playing his piano] Oh! You said it, amigo! I hope I get to see my girlfriend! [Purrs] Carmen, I'm coming for you!
    [In Bob and Bobbie's RV, Roger regurgitates the circus poster he ate earlier in the Puni Mart]
    Roger: Oh, Meat Snacks!
    [Fifi drops his meat]
    Fifi: Excuse me for a moment.
    [Fifi runs off, and starts throwing up; Stanley grosses out; Fifi comes back a moment later]
    Fifi: I hate cats!
    Stanley: So do I.
    Boog: [Sighs] I guess me and Elliot ain't as tight as I thought we were.
    [Boog then notices Dinkleman]
    Boog: Oh, wait! You're not gonna cancel on me too, are ya?
    [He picks Dinkleman up]
    Boog: Us bears gotta stick together. [Chuckles] You know what I like about you, Dinkleman? You're always there when I need ya! And don't worry. We're gonna have a blast tomorrow! This'll be the best guys trip ever! You'll see.
    [In the Maslova Family Circus, Elliot whispers to Stanley during the mission to find Boog]
    Elliot: [Whispering] Stanley! Do you see him?
    Stanley: I'm not seeing him.
    Alistair: I just want you to know that I am sorry. I really saw Doug with my best friend.
    Boog: That's okay. I suck at pickin' best friends, too.
    Alistair: Are we good? You and me?
    Boog: Yeah. We're good.
    Alistair: Excelenté! I promise I will never tell you I'm coming back when I'm not!
    Boog: And I promise I'll make time for you, even when I got a bunch of important things goin' on.
    Alistair: Amigos?
    Boog: Yeah!
    [Boog and Alistair do a fist bump]
    Boog: Amigos!
    Alistair: Ooh, this is nice! Talking like this! We will do this every night! A kind of... guy's chat! Si?
    Boog: Guy's chat... I like that!
    Alistair: Good!
    Boog: [Disguised as Doug] So what are you, some kinda llama?
    Alistair: I'm an Argentinian Camelid.
    Boog: What's an Argentinian Camelid?
    Alistair: It's a kind of llama.
    Boog: [Disguised as Doug] Look, Alistair, buddy...
    Alistair: Now wait in here until Doug is back at sunset. And everything is gonna be fine!
    [He nods his head]
    Boog: All right, Alistair. If you say so.
    [He leaves; Alistair then droops his ears and is sad]
    [There is a giant, homemade chocolate cake with sticks serving as the icing]
    Ursa: What is it?
    Rosie: It's just a little somethin'-somethin' we set up for you!
    Ursa: [Touched] Oh, this is so sweet! Thank you for making me feel welcome!
    [Ian, who is the ladies' coach, pops out of the cake and starts dancing]
    Ian: All right, ladies, look alive!
    [The girls start cheering]
    Gisela, Giselita: [Annoyed] Oh, brother.
    [They facepalm themselves with both hands]
    [Doug is finally in the forest and sees all the woodland creatures there]
    Doug: This must be the place! Bearvana! [He gets some mud and puts his fur back with it to try and look like Boog] Finally! I'm the only bear! And all the animals are gonna worship me! Just like they did Boog!
    McSquizzy: [Upon seeing Doug, who is disguised as Boog] Boog's back, everybody!
    All: Boog! [They walk over to the disguised Boog, welcoming him back]
    Doug: Yeah, I know. It's good to finally be here.
    McSquizzy: You look terrible. And your voice sounds worse.
    Rosie: Yeah! [Whispering to Rosie] Complete caca, girl.
    Doug: What are you talkin' about? My voice is as smooth as silk.
    McSquizzy: Must've been rough out there!
    Doug: [Undercover as Boog] Rough? [Realizes] Yeah. It was rough all right. That's why I look terrible and my voice sounds like caca! Now why don't y'all run along and fetch me some goodies?
    Ian: Goodies, schmoodies!
    Elvis: Mother! I was attacked by a ferret!
    [At the Maslova Family Circus, a dog and a cat see Boog with a red bowtie and hat and think he's Doug]
    Dog #1: There is something different about Doug.
    Cat #1: Looks like someone got hair brushed for a birthday!
    [Mr. Weenie and the other domestics see Doug at the circus on TV and mistake him for Boog]
    Mr. Weenie: We have to do something!
    Roger: Let's go save him! Oh, I wanna go save him! Oh please, please, please, please!
    Mr. Weenie: [Gasps] We must hurry!
    Doug: I'm tellin' ya, Alistair. Someday, I'm gonna teach that diva a piece of my mind.
    Allistair: I'm sure you will.
    Doug: It wasn't like back at...
    Alistair: I know! The zoo!
    Doug: No, for the last time! [Alistair moves mouth to the words Doug says] It's the wild animal park! There's a difference, you know. Anyway, when I was in the wild animal part, no one treated me like that! All the animals worshipped me! There was one grizzly, one king of the jungle! Me!
    Alistair: Oh! Si!
    Doug: Just as soon as we get outta here, I'm gonna find a place just like that! And I won't forget your help. I'll be king, and you'll beeee... well, we'll find somethin' for you to be.
    Alistair: [Confused] Huh?!
    Doug: Okay, here's the plan. You lift the car, and we both squeeze through it. Go on. Give it a try.
    Alistair: You want me to pull something?!
    Doug: Have I ever done you wrong before?
    Alistair: Hmm...
    [The scene cuts to a flashback where Doug keeps trying to do stuff, but injures Alistair in the process; cuts back to the present day; Alistair shakes his head]
    Alistair: You promise to take me with you?
    Doug: Of course I will. You're the yin to my --
    Alistair: Yang.
    Doug: What? No. What kind of word is "yang"? I was thinking like, "You're the yin to helping me get yout."
    [After the guys' trip, Boog, Elliot, and the other males are on a hill watching the sun set]
    Boog: It doesn't get any better than this. Just me and my best friends in the world, havin' a good time.
    Elliot: You got it, Boogster. BFFs 'til the end.
    [They do a fist bump]
    Giselle: Have fun, Elliot. And don't forget to keep an eye on Elvis.
    Elliot: Let's get a move on! Guys' trip waits for no deer.
    Elvis: Or buck! [Salutes]
    Elliot: That's right, son! [In the background, Gisela puts her hoof on her hip] You're old enough to take part in the sacred tradition that is... guys' trip!
    Ringmaster: Please welcome... the Juggling Pugs!
    [The camera zooms over to two pugs juggling balls, along with Fifi]
    Elliot: [Whispering] Fifi! Do *you* see him?
    Fifi: [Not paying attention] Heh heh. Do I see what?
    Doug: [Undercover as Boog] I'm not your servant! I'm king of the jungle!
    Reilly: Well, technically, the lion is the king of the jungle.
    Buddy: And this is the forest.
    Ian: The jungle tends to be denser and hotter.
    [McSquizzy slaps Ian]
    McSquizzy: Deer!
    Ian: What? I travel.
    Doug: Fine. Then I'm king of the forest! Either way, things are gonna change around here! [To Buddy] You, go get me some nice ripe berries! [To the skunks] And, you two, find me a good waterfall where I can have a nice soak! And, you, Doily --
    Reilly: Reilly.
    Doug: Whatever! You and your guys go build me a nice comfortable bed up on that hill.
    Buddy: Don't you mean your cave?
    Doug: Oh... [Realizes] yeah. My cave.
    [The animals look at each other in confusion]
    Doug: MOVE!
    McSquizzy: [Whispering in Ian's ear] Better do what he says! He's gone blarney crackers!
    Serge: He's really lost it.
    Deni: Oui.
    Buddy: He could be stressed.
    Ian: It could be Mad Bear Disease.
    Rosie: Or Stupid Deer Disease!
    Ian: Seriously? Is that spreadin' around?
    Buddy: Maybe we took him for granted a little too far.
    [When Bob and Bobbie leave]
    Roberto: Well, we might as well dig in since all hope is lost.
    McSquizzy: [During the quest to search for Boog] We can't miss a 1200-pound fat bear!
    Ursa: [To Boog] If just once I could perform the dance. The way it was meant to be. I would never meet a performer again.
    Roberto: Aha! The circus! This way!
    [Roberto slides off the trailer and screams; a loud thud is heard]
    Roberto: I'm okay. I'm okay.
    [Mr. Weenie meets Fifi -- who got neutered and no longer hates wild animals -- in Bob and Bobbie's RV]
    Mr. Weenie: [Scared] Fuzzy!
    Roberto: Yeah.
    Mr. Weenie: Nein!
    Roberto: Yeah.
    Mr. Weenie: Nein!
    Roberto: Yeah! You know, some animals are a lot kinder once they've been...
    Fifi: Fixed! Oh. Hi. Mr. Weenie. Come and sit with me. We can watch the television together.
    Mr. Weenie: [Looking scared] He's not still mad at me, is he?
    Roberto: I think his angry days are behind them, if you know what I mean.
    Boog: Whoa. Hold up, Elliot. I appreciate y'all tryin' to rescue me, but I need to talk to Ursa.
    Elliot: Ursa?! Who's Ursa?
    Ursa: I am.
    [She and Boog hold paws]
    All: [Touched] Ohh!
    [A bee buzzes around and lands on Elvis' nose; Elvis is about to sneeze]
    Gisela: Uh, Dad?
    Elliot: Quiet, Gisela! The slightest sound could wake the bees!
    [Elvis sneezes and blows himself away; Elliot hits the beehive, falls, and the beehive lands on his head]
    Gisela, Giselita, Elvis: BEES!!!!
    [During the mission to save Boog in the Maslova Family Circus, Nate is riding a tricycle and Mr. Weenie is sitting behind him]
    Mr. Weenie: Ach! I can't see him from back here! Any sign of Boog?
    [Nate barks and sees Boog juggling on a unicycle with Ursa on a tightrope]
    Boog: Ursa!
    Ursa: You're doing great, Boog!
    [After Boog climbs a cliff with Dinkleman in his mouth and spits him out]
    Boog: [Referring to the guys' trip] This is gonna be fun!
    Gisela: Uh, Dad? I thought you were going to apologize.
    Elliot: Ha! Apologize?! If anyone should apologize, it's him. [Points to Doug, who is disguised as Boog] To me. For... for... [Points to himself and has rash all over himself from also scratching himself in poison ivy] This! [Picks up Elvis' arm and Elvis also has rash on himself] And this! And this!
    [Elliot coughs and bees fly out of his mouth; pause]
    Elliot: Well?!
    Doug: Uhh...
    Elliot: Oh! The silent treatment! Well, two can play at that game! Only I'm not playin'! Oh, sure, I was tied to the hood of a car...
    Giselita: [As Elliot is starting to rant; to Doug, who is undercover as Boog] Sorry, Uncle Boog. Dad hasn't been the same since you've been gone.
    Elliot: ... Now look at me. A pathetic shell. And all because of YOU!
    Doug: Uhh...
    Elliot: It's too late now, Boog. This deer has sailed. [Walks off]
    Gisela: Sorry, Uncle Boog. I hope you guys can work things out. [She and Giselita walk off]
    Giselita: We're all glad you're back, Uncle Boog.
    Doug: [Referring to Elliot] That is one seriously messed up deer!
    [After Bob and Bobbie leave to go look for Bigfoot]
    Roberto: Wow. Is she always like this?
    Mr. Weenie: Yeah, but it's not so bad. Mein friends! It's so good to see you all!
    Stanley: And you, too.
    Roberto: Ya look great!
    Roger: Weenie! It's been ages! [Sniffs his foot; makes a disgusted groan] Stinky foot!
    [Roger puts his foot to Stanley's face]
    Stanley: [In disgust] Whoo! Whoo! Why?!
    Mr. Weenie: [Notices a sheepdog] Who's our new friend?
    Roberto: I'd like you to meet Nate. Nate, meet Mr. Weenie.
    [Nate pants and barks]
    Roberto: He's the strong, silent type.
    [During Elliot and his kids' rabbit fight, Elvis is seen sitting on a branch holding a rabbit]
    Elvis: [Sing-song voice] They'll never find me he-ere!
    [After the males tell Boog that they won't be able to go on the upcoming guys' trip tomorrow]
    Boog: Then that's okay. At least I've got Elliot. He won't let me down. It'll be like old times! Me and E, the original partners!
    Boog: [After seeing a "Hooty-os" cereal box in the Puni Mart] Hooty-os? Hoot, hoot!
    Boog: See, I was with Ursa and, well, you know how it is when you're all caught up and--
    [Alistair turns his back to Boog]
    Alistair: Hmph.
    Boog: Look, Alistair. [As he turns to talk to Alistair, he keeps turning his head away from Boog] Sometimes it's hard to find time for everything a-- and everyone that's important to you.
    [Alistair blows a raspberry at Boog]
    Boog: Alistair.
    Alistair: Mm-hmm?
    [Boog sighs]
    Boog: Alistair?
    Alistair: Hmm?
    Boog: You're right. I've been a bad friend. You might not believe this, but... I know exactly how you feel right now. And I'm sorry.
    Alistair: It's okay! I forgive you!
    Boog: Seriously?
    Alistair: That's what friends do. Right?
    Boog: Yeah! Amigos!
    [After the Puni Mart's window gets smashed by Bob and Bobbie's RV's tire]
    Gas Station Attendant: I'm calling it a day.
    [In Bob and Bobbie's trailer, Mr. Weenie and his domestic friends are all looking at the Maslova Family Circus poster]
    Fifi: I've seen those lights before.
    [He runs over to the window]
    Mr. Weenie: Wait. You mean ze circus is just behind zose trees?
    Fifi: Yes, my new old friend! Boog is closer than we ever imagined!
    [Boog is dressed in a red hat and bowtie and walks out of Doug's wagon]
    Alistair: No need to worry! You gonna knock her out with the real you! She'll be like, "Doug?! Who is Doug?! I'm all about Boog, baby!"
    Roberto: The circus is coming!
    Fifi: How can the circus be coming?! THE CIRCUS IS A TENT!! WITH POSTS!! STUCK IN THE GROUND!!! This is a highway!
    Roger: Group hug! [knocks the other pets off the highway]
    [That night, Bob and Bobbie are driving on the road]
    Bobbie: Maybe we'll get some answers, Bob. Like if Mr. Weenie was probed or not.
    Mr. Weenie: [Terrified; wide-eyed] Nein!
    [The pets are in the back of a balloon truck that stopped at a gas station near the Puni Mart]
    Stanley: How could you have been so wrong?!
    Roberto: I don't know. Maybe it's allergies.
    [After the rabbit fight between Elliot and his children]
    Gisela: So, what do you wanna play next?
    Elliot: Well, let's play a game of... Shrub. Jump. Diving, where we jump into the nearest shrub and, uh...
    [Runs with Elvis]
    Elliot: Come on, Elvis. I'll show you.
    [Elliot and Elvis jump into bushes]
    Gisela, Giselita: Dad! No!
    Gisela: That's poison ivy!
    Doug: [After he fails to guess Elliot's name] Oh, whatever. It doesn't matter what his name is. All that matters is that I'm a grizzly. And I'm king of the jungle.
    Giselle: First of all, this is a forest.
    Buddy: I tried to tell him.
    Giselle: And second of all, what have you done with Boog?
    All: Yeah!
    [They all start demanding where Boog is]
    Doug: [Angered] What difference does it make?! You'll ALL do what I said! I'M your Boog now!
    Elliot: [Stops hugging Giselle] Boog, now that we're friends again, what do you say we go on guys' trip? Just the two of us.
    All: HE'S NOT BOOG!
    [McSquizzy tosses an acorn at Elliot]
    Elliot: Ow!
    [The acorn bounces off Elliot's antler and onto Doug, revealing his spikes and his identity all together]
    Doug: Oops.
    Elliot: [Gasps] You're not Boog! That's not Boog! Oh! Thank goodness! I thought you were mad at me! But now I know that you weren't 'cause you're not even you! [Laughs] What a relief!
    Giselle: Elliot.
    Elliot: Yes dear?
    Giselle: Elliot!
    Elliot: Oh right. [To Doug] What have you done with Boog?!
    Doug: He's locked away somewhere you'll never find him! Especially after tonight when they take him back to Russia.
    Elliot: [Gasps] Russia?! [To the others] Who's Russia?
    Doug: It's not a who, it's a where. And believe me, you could walk for the rest of yo life and never get there!
    McSquizzy: You won't get away with this you hockeytune!
    Doug: No? Who's gonna stop me?
    [Soon, Doug's paws are tied up and the animals start beating him, while Ian sits on his head]
    Doug: Okay, I'm ready to talk!
    Elliot: I'm listening.
    Doug: He's at the circus! Just follow the searchlights and you'll find him!
    Elliot: Ha! That's a good one! What searchlights?
    [Right on cue, the searchlights beam over the forest and Elliot sees them]
    Elliot: Ohh! Now let's go save Boog! 'Cause I owe him a big apology!
    [Pause]
    Elliot: And because we miss him and want him to come home before they ship him off to Russia!
    All: Yeah!
    [They all leave, but Gisela and Giselita stop in their tracks and they turn to Doug]
    Giselita: Impostor.
    [They then run off with the others]
    Doug: Sorry.
    Doug: That Boog sure is one lucky guy. I wish I had a friend like that.
    [Doug gets loose from the ropes that the wilds tied his paws with and they land in mud; then a grapefruit falls from a tree and lands on the ground, making it splash in Doug's face]
    Doug: [Comes to a realization] Wait. I do have a friend like that.
    [Giselita is trying to find Boog in the Maslova Family Circus and is disguised as a human kid; she sighs in frustration]
    Giselita: Where are you, Uncle Boog?
    Alistair: [Crying] The only... lonely bear!
    Elliot: So, is it breakfast time again? Lunch? Dinner? Play time?
    [ Holds up to Elvis]'
    Elliot: Is it a doe problem?
    Giselita: What's a doe problem?
    Elliot:Nothing. What's up?
    Gisela': Mom always says that, if a friend is upset with you, you should try things to work out.
    [Elliot's face frowned]
    Elliot: You're upset with me?
    Elliot: Oh, you're right! I've been a complete failure! [Gets down on his knees] How can you ever forgive me?!
    [He falls down and begins crying]
    Giselita: Uh... we were talking about you and Uncle Boog?
    Gisela: You should go talk to him.
    [Elliot starts sucking on his thumb and is still crying]
    Giselita: [Rests her hoof on her hip] Or maybe we should go and get Uncle Boog and bring him here.
    [She and Gisela start to leave, but stop]
    Giselita: And you're not a complete failure. You're our dad. We love you no matter what.
    [They then turn around and leave]
    Elvis: Father?
    [He pats his dad on the head]
    Elvis: It's okay.
    Elliot: [Mimicking Boog] "That's okay, E! Don't sweat it! You've got family obligations! And sometimes, you've got it cancelled!"
    Boog: Sometimes?! Don't ya mean "always"?!
    McSquizzy: Must have been rough out there.
    Gas Station Attendant: [Cleaning the Puni Mart window] There ya go, baby. Just like new.
    Boog: [Upon seeing Doug] WHOA! Another grizzly in the flesh! You don't know how long I've waited for this day! [sees Allistair]
    [Elliot is disguised as one of the circus dancers in the Maslova Family Circus]
    Elliot: Don't mind me. Just another circus dancer.
    Ringmaster: [As he and the other circus performers go to bed] Rehearsal's over!
    [The pets are falling down and screaming; Fifi's metal balls are also falling]
    Fifi: No! No!
    [He manages to grab them]
    Fifi: Thank you.
    [Ursa is dancing and sees Boog and shrieks from getting startled]
    Ursa: What are you looking at?!
    Boog: Nothin'. I was-- well, you were... that was beautiful.
    Ursa: You are making fun.
    Boog: No. No, really. Uh... listen, Ursa. I know you've got no reason to believe me. But I gotta tell you the truth. I'm not Doug. I'm Boog. [Smiles]
    Ursa: You are right! I have no reason to believe you!
    Boog: Look. I never should've come here. I know that now. This was all a big mistake.
    Ursa: [Looks at Boog's fur] Why is fur dark?
    Boog: Like I told you, I'm not Doug. I'm Boog! I was just, you know, lookin' for a place where I belong. So if you'll just give me a hand movin' one of the carts, I'll be outta your hair.
    Ursa: Oh! Now I see through! You want me to help you escape and ruin circus!
    Boog: No!
    Ursa: You are pathetic, Doug!
    Boog: No, Ursa! Seriously!
    [Ursa leaves and goes back into her cart]
    Boog: I just--
    [Ursa slams the door shut; Boog then droops down and has a sad look on his face; a performer in the background is eavesdropping]
    [In the dumpster to take cover from the severe thunderstorm]
    Boog: Who am I kidding? This whole thing was a bad idea. It's not a guy's trip with only one guy. [eats a Woohoo bar] I mean, it's not like I changed. He's the one that changed! He's the ones that flakes all the time!
    Boog's Shoulder Angel: But he's got a family. You should be more understanding.
    Boog: Yeah.
    Boog's Shoulder Devil: Understanding my butt! You're better without that independable, broken-horn plan-canceller!
    Boog's Shoulder Angel: But you guys are partners.
    Boog's Shoulder Devil: Partners?! [laughs] We're bears, baby! That deer's got nothin' on us!
    Boog: Yeah! You know, you're right! And do you know what would sound good right now? Another Woohoo bar. And I know just the place.
    Elliot: [Grabs a rabbit and gives some more rabbits to his children] Come on! Who's up for a RABBIT FIGHT?!
    Gisela: Can't we wait for Uncle Boog to get back? He was supposed to be home last night.
    Giselita: Yeah. Do you think he's still mad at you for ditching him on guys' trip?
    Elliot: He can stay on guys' trip forever as far as I'm concerned. [Laughs] What does he think?! That he just, you know, leave the kids alone [Gisela raises an eyebrow, while Giselita angrily rolls her eyes] while Giselle visits the mother-in-law of doom?!
    [Repeated line]
    Roger: Meat Snacks!
    [At the Maslova Family Circus, it is nighttime and Boog and Alistair are sticking their heads out of their carts]
    Alistair: He's not coming back.
    Boog: Give him a chance. It's still early. And besides, he's a grizzly. We're family.
    Alistair: It's all a lie! There is no Bearvana!
    Boog: Oh, come on, Alistair. He'll be back.
    Alistair: Grizzlies hate each other! It's in their genes!
    Boog: What are you talkin' about? Grizzlies don't hate each other.
    Alistair: The mens do! They are muy macho! Doug lied so you can help him escape! And I... I was a partner in crime! IN CRRIIIIIIIIIMME!!! [cries] OH, WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!?
    Boog: Doug's not coming back. And Ursa won't talk to me? What am I doin' here?
    [In Bob and Bobbie's trailer, Mr. Weenie sees Doug and TV and mistakes him for Boog]
    Mr. Weenie: Hey, zat's Boog!
    Roberto: I don't remember Boog's fur bein' so light and spiky like that.
    Mr. Weenie: Listen! I know Boog and zat guy's Boog!
    Stanley: Whoa. That is Boog. He sure looks terrible.
    Fifi: Of course he looks terrible! They're trying to KILL HIM!!!
    Fifi: I hate dogs!
    [In the forest, the rabbit kisses Dinkleman]
    Boog: [Shocked] Dinkleman! I didn't know you were a girl!
    [The pets are trying to get out of the RV, when Nate picks them up and throws them out]
    Fifi: Aah! My stitches! Aaaahh!
    [In the Puni Mart, Mr. Weenie and the domestics are trying to get the Maslova Family Circus poster, when Roger sees a jar of Meat Snacks]
    Roger: Ooh! Meat Snacks!
    Gisela, Giselita, and Elvis: BEES!
    Gisela: At least getting stung will get his mind off the itching.
    Giselita: Yeah.
    Ian: So, come here often?
    Giselle: Don't even think about it.

## Voice cast

* Matthew J. Munn - Boog / Doug
* Nika Futterman - Rosie
* Matt Taylor - Ian / Reilly / Buddy / Deni / Elliot / Additional Voices
* Melissa Sturm - Giselle / Ursa / Additional Voices
* Dana Snyder - Alistair
* André Sogliuzzo - McSquizzy
* Cody Cameron - Mr. Weenie / Nate / Distinctive Dog
* Crispin Glover - Fifi
* Steve Schirripa - Roberto
* Fred Stoller - Stanley
* Sean Mullen - Roger
* Georgia Engel - Bobbie
* Michelle Murdocca - Maria

## Taglines

* Boog And Elliot Are Back And The Fur Is Going To Fly!
* The Circus Goes "Wild" In Boog And Elliot's Newest Comedy Adventure!
* Those Funny, Furry, Forest Friends Are Back With Another Great Adventure.

## External links

* Open Season 3 quotes at the Internet Movie Database