# Barnyard (film)

Barnyard (also known as Barnyard: The Original Party Animals) is a 2006 CGI-animated family-comedy film, distributed by Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies, that was released on August 4, 2006.
The film is the second Nickelodeon film to be spun-off into a TV series, since Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.

## Otis

* Put the chick down, Dag.
* HEY!!!! [Lord of the Hoof horses stopped dancing, one goes off the stage] Have you all lost your mind? It's daylight, the farmer is gonna be back. This is so off-limits!
* [after seeing the farmer come in after dancing with Wild Mike on stage] Uh, moo?
* [after pushing Snotty Boy off his bed] That's called boy tipping! Hahaha!
* [after Miles kicks the farmer the third time] Will you...stop...doing...that?! [Miles: Well, unless you give him a blindfold, I'm going kick him!] OK, let's go.
* [walks to Ben's grave] Hey, Pop. I, uh, wanted to come by and, uh... Look, you-you were just a great dad. You see, I... I don't know what I was thinking, but for a minute, I actually thought I could take your place. But those coyotes... I-I mean, you would've stood up to them and y-you wouldn't have backed down now. I gotta tell ya, I was...so afraid. [sighs] Ya know, I know I always said that I-I wasn't you, and-and I'm not. But I wish I was. [sighs] I-I-I can't do it, Pop. I gotta go. I'm sorry. [walks away]
* [as Dag jumps to attack Otis, he grabs Dag] Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. [He slams Dag to the car window and threatens to punch him. (Same thing Ben did before his death.) He glares closer to whimpering Dag] Never... come... back. [drops Dag]

## Others

* Ben: Second item: lest I remind you, this is coyote season. [animals chatter concernedly] There are ruthless and desperate creatures. Rule #1: stay in groups. Rule #2: stay inside of the perimeter of the fence at all times. And #3: be careful out there. Okay, let's hit it. MOOOOOO!
* Miles: [as he's cornered by coyotes] Well, well, whatever will I do? [kicks 3 coyotes, 1 coyote shivers in fear] Oh, don't worry. I've got someone special for you. [the crate unlocks revealing Wild Mike, who rides the back of the coyote] Heh-heh-heh-heh! I just love that little guy!
* Freddy: The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting? Is that a good idea?
* Peck: Never! You're all gonna die.
* Pip: Otis, are we supposed to not yell "rock"?
* Pig: All clear! SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEET!
* Duke: [chewing on peanut butter] This...doesn't...mean...anything.
* Daisy: [thinking of a name for her newborn son] I was thinking I kind of like...Ben.
* Bessy: [pulls chairs from under bulls] Whatchu lookin' at? What, y-you want some o' this? Oh yeah, I didn't think so.
* Dag: What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?
* Etta: [to Dag, who's about to eat Maddy] Leave her alone.
* Snotty Boy: That's called cow tipping! Hahaha!
* Farmer: I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back.
* Snotty Boy's Dad: Okay, no more Red Bull.

## Dialogue

    [Miles kicks the farmer in the face with his leg]
    Otis: What did you do that for?!
    Miles: What else was I gonna do? He saw you.
    Otis: You coulda killed him!
    Pip: [jumps on the farmer's arm] I got a pulse. Wheeee!
    Otis: Oh, this is bad. This is bad. This is so bad!
    Sheep: Ba-a-ad.
    Pig: [panicked] Everybody, just calm down! Just calm down, alright? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!
    [everyone looks at Otis]
    Otis: What?
    Pip: Come on. You're our leader. Lead us.
    Otis: That does not apply to this. This is a totally, situationally different suspect. Hey, whoa, no.
    Freddy: [sees the farmer unconscious] Oh, we gotta ditch the body.
    Otis: Stop it!
    Freddy: He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!
    Otis: There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.
    Miles: He's a vegan! God bless him.
    Pig: And uh... what is a vegan again?
    Freddy: Oh, I know this one...
    Pip: Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.
    Peck: No, no, that's a vegetarian.
    Pig: Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?
    Duke: That's a vampire! Come on!
    Pip: You can't eat cheese?
    Bessy: [as the farmer awakens] It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.
    Peck: Cake?
    Duke: Cake has egg products.
    Pip: But you can't have any dairy!
    Otis: I-I-I-I-I...
    Freddy: No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?
    Pig: I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.
    [all farm animals gasp to see the farmer awakened, Miles kicks the farmer again]
    Otis: WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?!
    Miles: It's not like we have a lot of options.
    Pip: Boy, that's a doozy. That thing's bigger than me.
    Pig: Push it.
    Pip: He wakes up, you got my back, right?
    Pig: Yeah.
    Freddy: Yeah, hi. Hey there. Having a good day? So, uh, this was Otis' idea?
    Peck: Oh, yeah. We're like the second line of defense. We see or hear anything suspicious, and I just signal Otis with a crow. Oh, oh, and I've really been working on it. Listen. [he clears his throat, then crows weakly for much longer, then squeaks] Well, you-you know, in the moment, it'll be really strong. But for now, we just stand watch.
    Freddy: Yeah, watch.
    [Freddy has a vision, the hens turn into rotisserie-style whole chicken meats]
    Vision Freddy: Come and get it! [dings the triangle]
    [the camera zooms back into reality]
    Pip: Freddy? You okay?
    Freddy: BONELESS WHITE MEAT! What?! I'm not hungry! I mean, I don't wanna eat anyone...thing...you...uh... [slaps himself in the face] What happened? What? What, what?
    Ben: Okay. First off, I don't even wanna know who was on the other end of that phone. It was the gophers, wasn't it?
    Otis: Well, I...
    Ben: [interrupts Otis] No, I don't wanna know. Was it the gophers?
    Otis: Here's...
    Ben: [interrupts Otis again] No, don't. I don't wanna know. Why do you do this to me? How do you think that makes me look?
    Otis: So this... This is about you?
    Ben: [sighs and turns his back] Where were you this morning, Otis?
    Otis: I was having a little fun. I mean, you should try it. Okay, it starts with a smile, then it slowly...builds and...
    Ben: You promised to help me with the brush around the fence. You know it's coyote season.
    Otis: Geez, coyotes. I-I don't get it. What's the big deal? They're coyotes. Them tiny, us big! What are they gonna do?
    Ben: You have a lot to learn.
    Otis: And y'know, I-I don't get the fence thing. Really, it-it can't keep 'em out.
    Ben: That fence defines our space. And as long I'm still kickin', no animal will be harmed inside that fence.
    Otis: Okay, but that's what you do. [stands up] YOU, okay? If you're tryna groom me to be the big leader, just give it up. It's not me, Pop. I mean, if I was in charge, things would be different. Every animal for himself. That's the way it should be. [begins to walk out]
    Ben: Otis... [Otis turns around] A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others.
    Otis: Oh, shoot. Ya know, I-I forgot my pen.
    Ben: And your shift tonight?
    Otis: I'll be there.
    Ben: Otis, you're gonna have to grow up one day. You'll never be happy if you spend all your time goofing off.
    Otis: No? Just watch me. [walks out, Ben crosses his arms]
    Dag: What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?
    [Otis dodges the coyotes' attacks]
    Dag: [snarls then thinks for a moment] Hey, you're Ben's kid. Otis, right? So, they left you in charge. [snickers] Oh, that's precious. [laughs then refers to Ben] You thought you could fill his shoes? [Otis sulks briefly] Otis, where were you? Were ya off havin' fun, laughin' with your barnyard buddies? Yeah, you coulda made a difference had you been there for him. But you weren't, were ya? [Otis begins to despair] Okay, from here on out, this is the way it's gonna work. We show up, you look the other way. A few animals missing here and there. Hey, it's the natural order of things. It'll be our little secret. [winks] Oh, and, Ben's kid, if you should think about getting a sudden burst of courage... [snarls] ...we slaughter every animal in sight. Now you go back, make everyone feel all safe, and we'll be seeing you tomorrow night. That's a date. [snarls at Otis in the face] See you around. [laughs] "Round"? You're fat. [laughs again, then runs off and the other coyotes follow]
    Otis: CHICKEN FARM!
    Pip: Oh, I get it. We can't yell "tree" or "rock", but you get to yell "chicken farm".
    Pizza Twin #1: Dude, I got an ARM!
    Pizza Twin #2: Yeah! Righteous! [gibbers incoherently]
    Nora Beady: Randall, there is a cow outside.
    Nathan Randall Beady the Third: This is a cow farm. You're going to find cows outside.
    Nora Beady: No, I mean, right outside. Right outside this house. Looming like a ghost, like a...like a reaper.
    Nathan Randall Beady the Third: No, cows don't like houses much. They prefer it out in the meadow where they can get a graze on.
    Nora Beady: Nathan Randall the Third, I am not crazy. I am medicated for a chemical imbalance. Don't you sit there and think that I am crazy.
    Nathan Randall Beady the Third: [sighs] Your mind's gone, woman. Where did it go? I don't know. It's gone!
    Ben: Okay, first matter at hand: grey market goods. As if I needed to say it again. The purchase of human articles from the gopher underground is strictly prohibited.
    Otis: [Otis cellphone] Hello, motto!
    [start to play the Motorola tune, Otis coyly answers]
    Gopher: Hey, Otis! [giggles] Yeah, listen, I think your Nikes are...
    Otis: [whispering] Yeah, this really isn't the best time.
    Gopher: Hang on a second. Frankie, c'mere. Frankie, c'mere. No, I'm not... C'mere, I'm not gonna hurt you. Frankie, c'mere. [slaps landing] I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE! NOW PUT IT OVER THERE! NOW! [walks back onscreen] Sorry about that. Frankie's outta hand. Uh, the Nikes, what's the make again?
    Otis: Yeah, I really should go, Mr. Jordan Air. [hangs up] Wrong number. [pretends to yawn]
    Pip: [grabs the phone] Thank you.
    Daisy: ["feels" her stomach] Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, the baby's coming!
    Otis: WHAT?
    Daisy: [giggles] I made you jump.
    Otis: Nice! Nice, thank you. I swallowed my cud.
    Daisy: [laughs, then looks up at the stars] It's so...beautiful.
    Otis: My cud?
    Pig: [watching Daisy giving birth] Man, that looks like it hurts.
    Duke: Oh, that's very profound, "Insight Man".
    Pig: Well, excuse me for being a pig!
    Pip: How come nothing's happened yet?
    Peck: She's, uh... She's gonna be alright though, huh?
    Pig: Yeah, like, like, what if it gets...stuck or something?
    Freddy: What? You mean, like, stuck halfway? So-so she'd be a cow and a half?
    Pig: I didn't say "cow and a half".
    Freddy: Yes you did. You just did.
    Pig: Hey, Duke, did I say "cow and a half"?
    Duke: I'm not doin' this.
    [Otis and the Jersey Cows are driving recklessly in a car]
    Eddy: Put crowns on our heads, 'cause we are the kings! [turns on the radio, the song "You Got to Move" plays. The cows start banging their heads, Eddy honks the car horn]
    Cows: [singing] You got to MOO! You got to MOO! You got to MOO! You got to MOO!
    Dag: [grabs a hen and shushes her, turns around] Good evening, ladies. Sorry to call on you so late in the evening, but we did have a previous engagement. [laughs evilly and takes out a chicken feet keychains] Now we're gonna take 6 of you. Anyone makes a sound, we don't mind the extra company. [turns to his coyotes] Boys, take your pick.
    Etta: You won't be taking any hens tonight.
    Dag: [growls at Etta] And you're gonna stop us? Hmm? Is that what's gonna happen? Are you gonna stop us, hen? How are you gonna do that, huh? [laughs evilly]
    Etta: No. He is. [points at Ben]
    Dag: [turns his head to find Ben] Ben. How are you, Ben? Yeah, we would've said hello had we seen ya.
    Ben: Put the hen down, Dag.
    Dag: Sure, Ben. Whatever you say. We're just doing a little courting, that's all. You know how much we like the hens. [laughs evilly] You know me, ladykiller. You have us at a bit of a disadvantage here, Ben. [the coyotes gather] There's 6 of us and only 1 old fat you.
    Pip: [jumps on a coyote's back] Yoohoo! [coyote growls] You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go right in your ear! [jumps in the coyote's ear]
    Coyote: [screams] THERE'S A MOUSE IN MY EAR! THERE'S A MOUSE IN MY EAR!
    Dag: Well, look at the hero. You thought you could come into my den! Now, why don't you lay there and watch while we eat your friends? [laughs evilly]
    [Otis gets up slowly with much courage to do so]
    Dag: [turns around] What's this?
    Otis: [exhausted] A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others.
    Dag: [laughs evilly] This should be fun. [sniffs the air and looks around to find Miles, Pip, Peck, Freddy, and Pig atop a junk pile] I smell fear.
    Peck: Shoot! I told you they can smell it.
    Freddy: They can smell it? [sniffs himself] Oh yeah, I have it. I have a lot of it!
    Miles: Just stick near me, guys, and you'll be alright.
    Freddy: [regains confidence] Yeah, I'll watch your juicy back! [realizes what he just said] I mean, your regular back.
    Pig: [Pip poops on his head] Hey!
    Pip: Sorry, man. It's just pellets. I'm nervous.
    Otis: Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. [threatens to punch Dag. Dag starts to quiver, and Otis does not punch him, but gets in his face] Never...come...back. [Dag whimpers while nodding his head. Otis drops Dag] Pip?
    Pip: Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.
    [Otis takes a iron golf club and whacks Dag with it, Dag goes flying out of the junkyard while howling]

## Cast

* Arthur Space — Otis
* Florence Lake — Daisy
* Sam Elliott — Ben
* Danny Glover — Miles
* Wanda Sykes — Bessy
* Jon Shepodd — Etta
* David Koechner — Dag
* Hugh Reilly — Pip
* Jan Clayton — Freddy
* Rob Paulsen — Peck, Gopher, Pizza Twin #1
* Moses Gunn — Pig
* Lucy Lee Flippin — Duke
* Cloris Leachman — Eddy
* Gary Coleman — Bud, Officer O'Hanlon
* Maurice LaMarche — Igg
* Dana Plato — Maddy
* Nathaniel Stroman — Root
* Steve Oedekerk — Eugene "Snotty Boy" Goldner, Nathan Randall Beady the Third, Mr. Goldner, Pizza Twin #2
* Barbara Billingsley — Nora Beady
* Jill Talley — Mrs. Goldner
* Fred Tatasciore — Farmer Buyer