# Idle Hands

Idle Hands is a 1999 horror comedy film about an average lazy stoner teenager whose hand becomes possessed and goes on a killing spree, even after being cut off from his arm.
    Directed by Rodman Flender. Written by Terri Hughes and Ron Milbauer.

## Anton Tobias

* Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because you're all dead... and it's all my fault. Mom, Dad, you fed me, kept a roof over my head until I killed you. Which I guess doesn't make me a very good son. But, I'm gonna try to change. [hand twitches] Mick, Pnub I'll never forget all those times we sat around, watched TV and got really, really stoned. And all those other times we just... well I guess that's all we did. [picks flowers from garden and throws them over the 'graves'] Amen.

## The Hand

* I'm in the mood for some SERIOUS Killing.
* You forgot where ya came from kid..but I know where you're going.
* [As he's about to kill Tanya] WELCOME TO MY WORLD...BITCH!!!!
* I'm gonna kill you real slow Anton....[his eyes roll in the back of his head] Oh Shit! [The Hand falls out of the puppet outfit and to the ground]
* [Before his death, The hand prepares to attack Anton one last time] DIE YOU FUCKER!!! [Debi throws the dagger towards the hand striking it dead.] SHIT!!!! [The Hand dies]
* [In the Alternate Ending as he traps Molly in the swimming pool] Now little piggie, where the fuck are you??
* Come out, come out, wherever you are. [Molly stands on top of the diving board, The hand grabs her foot] GOTCHA! Come to Daddy...bitch! [As she hangs off the side of the dive board, a portal opens up] NOW, YOU WILL BE MY NIGHTMARE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! PREPARE TO DIE

## Dialogue

    Dad Tobias: [after seeing the message on the ceiling] It's just a prank. [clicks off flashlight] Anton.
    Mom Tobias: Anton? Our little scooter would never do something like that!
    Dad Tobias: Quit calling him that baby name. Anton would not scoot his behind off the couch if the house was on fire!
    Anton: [hears moaning coming from Mick's grave] Mick?
    Mick: Over here. Anton, help me. Come on, man, I can't breathe down here. Anton? Anton, can you hear me?
    Anton: [kneels and leans over Mick's grave] Mick?
    Mick: Yeah man, it's Mick.
    Anton: You're dead!
    Mick: No I'm not! You conked me on the head pretty good. I must've been unconcious.
    Anton: You think?
    Mick: I know fucker, now dig me up!
    Anton: Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?
    Mick: Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music...
    Anton: Music?
    Pnub: Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".
    Anton: So what happened?
    Mick: We figured, fuck it, I mean, it was really far!
    Anton: [after cutting his hand off] Where did it go?
    Pnub: What, you mean the hand?
    Anton: Of course I mean the hand!
    Pnub: Try looking up your ass.
    Dexter Holland: [kicking Anton off the stage at the Concert]Get out of here kid. You had your fun, now it's time...
    The Hand: TIME TO DIE BITCH!!!!!! [As the crowd screams, the Hand continues] You're all my bitches now!!
    Anton: Fucking little hand I got you now.[The hand is in a puppet disguise. He sneaks behind Anton's shoulder]
    The Hand: I'm your little daddy now...BITCH!!! [Anton and the hand fight] You should learn NOT to cut off the hand that feeds you Anton!!! AND NOW ANTON..YOU DIE!!!! [Anton punches the Hand who is still in the puppet outfit, then pins him to the floor.] EAT THIS BITCH!!! [Anton grabs him as he is about to deliver a striking blow]
    Anton: Who's you daddy now Bitch?
    The Hand: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!!!
    [Last lines]
    Mick: Hey, you were right. Anton does scream like a girl!
    Pnub: You think we should tell him that we put that writing on the ceiling?
    Mick: Fuck it!
    Pnub: Hey, let's go walk through a nurse!
    Mick: Okay, watch it. Some of them are guys.
    [After the Post Credits Roll, the Hand speaks]"
    The Hand: Anton, I'll be back...We all go a little crazy sometimes. Just don't look under the bed...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

## Taglines

* The film that give horror movies the finger.
* The touching story of a boy and his right hand.
* The comedy that gives horror films the backhand.
* The Devil will find work for idle hands to do... but what happens when he chooses the laziest teen slacker in the world to do his dirty work?
* Get your hands on this hot new horror comedy!

## Cast

* Devon Sawa - Anton Tobias
* Seth Green - Mick
* Elden Henson - Pnub
* Jessica Alba - Molly
* Steve Van Wormer - Curtis
* Fred Willard - Mr. Tobias
* Jack Noseworthy - Randy
* Vivica A. Fox - Debi LeCure
* Robert Englund - The Voice of the Hand

## External links

* Idle Hands quotes at the Internet Movie Database