# I Love You, Man

I Love You, Man is a 2009 American comedy film about a friendless man who goes on a series of man-dates to find a Best Man for his wedding. But when his insta-bond with his new B.F.F. puts a strain on his relationship with his fiancée, can the trio learn to live happily ever after?
    Directed by John Hamburg. Written by John Hamburg and Larry Levin.

## Peter Klaven

* Totally... Totes McGotes.
* Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon!

## Sydney Fife

* Trying is having the intention to fail. You've got to scrap that word from your vocab. Say you're gonna do it and you will.
* Zooey, you are about to marry one of the most honest, kind and fun-loving people I've ever had the honor of knowing. The Pistol is a pleasure giver that's for sure. So beautiful Zooey, give it back. Yeah? [winks] Return the favor. And if you do, I guarantee that you will have a beautiful and pleasure filled union.

## Other

* Doug: Hi Peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together... you can Facebook me.

## Dialogue

    Joyce Klaven: Peter always connected better with women.
    Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.
    Peter: Thank you fiancee.
    Oswald Klaven: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.
    Peter: Oh come on!
    Zooey: Good to know.
    Oswald: Kid had a Speedo full of Brillo.
    Peter: So what do I do? How do I make friends?
    Robbie: If you see a cool-looking guy, strike up a conversation and ask him on a man date.
    Peter: A what?
    Robbie: A man date.
    Peter: Okay.
    Robbie: You know what I mean?
    Peter: No.
    Robbie: By that I mean casual lunch or after-work drinks, okay? No dinner and no movies. You're not taking these boys to see The Devil Wears Prada.
    Peter: Ohhhh, God I love that movie. [Robbie gives him a look] No, I won't.
    Peter: I'm Peter Klaven, I'm the realtor.
    Sydney: Hey, check out these two. That guy needs to fart.
    Peter: He does seem to be clenching.
    Sydney: Watch the leg. Boom!
    Peter: He farted in my open house.
    Sydney: He sure did. Look at him, crop dusting across your open house.
    Man In Open House: [after trying to discreetly fart at an open house] I like it, but I'm not sure about the space...I'm thinking it might be a little bit small.
    Sydney: Totally, and it smells like fart. Make sure you roll down the windows on the way home, sweetheart.
    Sydney: [on phone] Just meet me at Muscle Beach in like...I don't know...half an hour?
    Peter: Muscle Beach. Half an hour. I will see you there or I will see you on another time.
    Sydney: That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not.
    Peter: No, I'll be there. I'll be there.
    Sydney: [laughing] Alright I'll see you then, buddy.
    Peter: Alright. Laters on the menjay. [Hangs up] What did I just say?
    Sydney: Society tells us we're civilized, but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.
    Peter: Blaaah!
    Sydney: Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.
    Sydney: You get home safe, Pistol.
    Peter: You got it, Joben.
    Sydney: I'm sorry, what?
    Peter: Er...nothing.
    Sydney: No, what did you say?
    Peter: Nah, I don't know. You nicknamed me Pistol, and I just called you..."Joben". It means nothing. I don't...I'm drunk, I'm gonna call a cab.
    Sydney: Wait, you jerked off to a picture of your own girlfriend? You - that - wow, that is sick! Oh my God, what is wrong with you?
    Peter: What's wrong with that?
    Sydney: Pedro, there is so much wrong - I don't even know where to begin...That is sick, man!
    Doug: I just wish I could take back that kiss...
    Sydney: Woah!
    Doug: ...because now I know it was the taste of betrayal.
    Peter: It wasn't the taste of betrayal!
    Doug: It was the taste of betrayal.
    Peter: It wasn't the ta...
    Doug: It was the taste of betrayal...you fucking whore!
    [Storms off]
    Peter: I can actually explain that.
    Sydney: I would love to hear that!
    Peter: Look man, you told my fiancée she needs to give me blowies, in front of my whole family. Alright? You owe me.
    Sydney: You make a valid point.
    Peter: Hey Mel? Do you have any plans on June 30th?
    Mel: I'm 89 years old, what the fuck kind of plans would I have?
    Peter: I love you, man.
    Sydney: I love you, too, bud.
    Peter: I love you, dude.
    Sydney: I love you, Bro Montana.
    Peter: I love you, Holmes.
    Sydney: I love you, Broseph Goebbels.
    Peter: I love you, muchacha.
    Sydney: I love you, Tycho Brohe.

## Taglines

* Are You Man Enough To Say It?
* He needed a best man...he got the worst.

## Cast

* Paul Rudd - Peter Klaven
* Jason Segel - Sydney Fife
* Rashida Jones - Zooey Rice
* Sarah Burns - Hailey
* Jaime Pressly - Denise McLean
* Jon Favreau - Barry McLean
* Jane Curtin - Joyce Klaven
* J.K. Simmons - Oswald Klaven
* Andy Samberg - Robbie Klaven
* Josh Cooke - Alan
* Rob Huebel - Tevin Downey
* Thomas Lennon - Doug Evans
* Murray Gershenz - Mel Stein
* Lou Ferrigno - Himself
* Aziz Ansari - Eugene
* Nick Kroll - Larry
* Mather Zickel - Gil
* Murray Gershenz - Mel
* Joe Lo Truglio - Lonnie
* Jay Chandrasekhar - Barry's friend
* David Krumholtz - Sydney's friend
* Carla Gallo - Zooey's friend
* Larry Wilmore - Minister

## External links

* I Love You, Man quotes at the Internet Movie Database