# Inspector Gadget (1983 TV series)

Inspector Gadget is an animated television show produced by DiC Entertainment, which the titular character serves as the mascot for.

## Inspector Gadget

* Stop/halt in the name of the law! You're under arrest!
* Go, go, Gadget (item)!
* Wowsers!
* (Reading) 'This message will self destruct.'
* Don't worry, Chief, I'm always on duty.
* Am I right? Inspector Gadget is always right.
* This car is acting funny. Ah, of course, the emergency brake is on.
* Go Go Gadget mini suit! Go Go Gadget mini shoes and mini hat!
* Wowsers! It's the top secret Gadget phone. (Talks into hand) Is that you, Chief? You're where? Right away.
* An air show? Now why would anybody want to pay to see air?
* All work and no play makes Gadget a dull boy.
* (Falling) Go Go Gadget 'Brella!! (Hand delivers flowers) Go Go Gadget Copter!! (Another useless Gadget) GO GO GADGET ANYTHING!!
* Now I'll prove to you that Martians are just an image of your figment. Uh, I mean a figure of your sensation. Well you know what I mean.
* Be careful, Brain, those are probably priceless fake artifacts.
* I haven't seen this much snow since that episode in the Arctic.
* I'd better get a new rubber duckie. This one is too mean.
* This place is as empty as a graveyard on Halloween.
* No one gets away from Inspector Gadget and gets away with it.
* When I'm following someone, I hate being followed!
* Excellent, Capeman. That's what I call a strike.
* Yikes!!!

## Penny

* You never know what might happen with Uncle Gadget.
* Oh my gosh!
* Oh no!
* Wow!
* Wowsers! (in some episodes)
* I'd better call Brain.
* You're Dr. Claw's nephew? (then her heart breaks)
* So that's it.
* You'd better follow Uncle Gadget, Brain.
* Go Go Gadget Breakfast!
* I'm worried, Brain. You'd better follow Uncle Gadget.
* Brain, look! Uncle Gadget'll be crushed! [shouts] Uncle Gadget, behind you! A landslide!

## Brain

* Rowsers!
* Roh, ro!
* Rikes!
* Rawr!
* Reah!
* Reah. Re reed rone of rose.

## Dr. Claw

* Yes.
* I'll get you next time, Gadget... next time! [M.A.D. Cat meows]
* SHUT UP!
* You were lucky, Gadget. But Next Time, You haven’t seen the last of me.
* Mad Agents, Attack!
* I'll get you for this, Gadget... I'll GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Gadget and the Four Young Boys, Someday you'll pay for this!
* Eh, M.A.D. Cat?
* Blast!
* This nasty Transylvanian atmosphere is good for my health.
* Blast that, Gadget!
* Kamikazi! Constantine! Stop them!
* SILENCE!
* You may have stopped my M.A.D. robots, but you will not escape my flashing ball.
* Curse you, Gadget! You've beaten me again. But I’ll get you next time.
* No!
* Eliminate Four Young Boys!
* Shut Up, Kamikazi and Constantine!
* Retreat! Retreat!
* Curses!
* Just you walt!
* You pay for this, Gadget and the Four Young Boys! GET THEM!
* Gadget!? All the Gadgets are still alive!!!
* Four legged is four armed, Gadget!
* Eliminate Gadget and FOUR YOUNG BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Gadget! ALWAYS GADGET!!!!!!!!!!!!
* I hate that Gadget! AND I HATE THOSE FOUR YOUNG BOYS!!!!
* Cowards! I will not be beaten AGAIN!!!!!!!!
* You failed me! YOU FOOLS!!! ATTACK GADGET! NOW!!!!!!
* RaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!
* No, No, No! Why does Gadget ALWAYS WIN!!!!!!! I HATE GADGET!!!!
* Gadget! I hate you! AND YOUR GADGETINIS!!!!!!!!!!!
* I'll get you next time, Gadget, and new kid, and the gorgonites, and the imaginationland! I'll GET YOU NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
* One of These Days, One of These Days.
* Once again, You've failed me, Talon!
* Next time, Gadget. Next Time!
* You failed me again, Talon.
* Next time, Four Young Boys. Next Time!
* Your failure is bad enough, but now Baron Von Steeletoe has called my henchmen FUNKY on MySpyPlace! And not good funky, but BAD FUNKY!
* I'll get you next time Gadget! And Comrade Multi Use Tool! NEXT TIME!!
* Shall it be one lump or two? Next tea time, Talon, next tea time!
* Next time, Steeltoe. Next Time!

## Corporal Capeman

* Fly, Capeman, fly!
* Fly, Capeman, fly! Whoopee!
* Go Go Corporal Capeman!
* Oh, great Inspector Gadget! It's an honor to meet you.
* I'm flying! Wee!

## Dialogue

* Penny: Uncle Gadget, lunch is ready. Gadget: (wearing ear muffs) School? I'll give you a ride as soon as I'm finished shoveling snow. Penny: But it's Saturday. Gadget: Why would Penny want to go to school on Saturday?
* Gadget: I'm on an assignment. I have to find out who's stealing those mansions. Penny: I think the Chief meant that someone's stealing things from the mansions, Uncle Gadget. Gadget: No, no, Penny, the Chief said mansions were being burglarized.
* Dr. Claw: Well, Mr. Spectrum. Dr. Spectrum: Doctor Spectrum. Dr. Claw: DON'T TALK BACK! You're lucky. I like your new phone device, Spectrum. Keep up the good work. Dr. Spectrum: As you wish, Dr. Claw.
* Chief Quimby: Congratulations, Gadget, I don't know how you did it. Gadget: Thanks, Chief. Uh, what did I do?
* Gadget: Say, when will your shop be open again so I can come by and get a new trench coat? LaPoof: (getting arrested) Uh, in about 20 years.
* Gadget: Penny, finish the breakfast and off to school. I don't want you to be late. Penny: But it's Saturday.
* Penny: I think that nice little magician is a M.A.D. agent. Maybe we shouldn't go, Uncle Gadget? Gadget: Nonsense, Penny. It will be a great fun.
* Penny: Do you really think Dr. Claw is behind this? Gadget: Of course not, Penny.
* Gadget: I must head to Everest Island for the secret mission. Penny: Can we come along? Gadget: It may be dangerous. Penny: Brain and I just play on the beach. Gadget: And I complete my mission. Well, okay. We all go. Penny: Hooray!
* Penny: Gosh. Scotland is beautiful, Uncle Gadget. Gadget: It certainly is, Penny. This is where they make Scotch tape, ya know.
* Penny: Brain! Brain: Renny!
* Thelma: Doctor Claw! What an unexpected pleasure. We have a problem here. Our time machine is torn up and Gadget's still alive. (MADCat screeching angrily) Doctor Claw: What?! Thelma: But it wasn't our fault. Some wooly mamuffs- Doctor Claw: (angrily) Enough! Eliminate Gadget and bring me those dinosaurs or- Thelma: (afraid of Doctor Claw) Or? Doctor Claw: (angrily) Don't show your face in the 20th century!
* (A boy covers Penny's mouth) Boy: (quietly) Shh. You must be quiet. (Two of Mr. Chow's agents walk onto the deck above them) Agent 1: Do you see anyone? I heard a noise. Agent 2: There's no one out here. It must've been a cat. Agent 1: Ooh, let's hope so. We must be sure no one has followed Dr. Claw to Mr. Chow's floating nest. (They wait till the agents leave. The boy removes his hat) Boy: A thousand pardons. I was afraid the agents of Mr. Chow would see you. (Penny blushes at the boy who saved her) Penny: But who are you? Boy: I am the grandson of your uncle's Hong Kong contact. Mr. Chow is a very dangerous man. I wanted to make sure you were safe. Penny: Gee, thanks. But now I'm afraid Uncle Gadget may need our help. Boy: In that case, we'd better hurry. Penny: You're right. If Dr. Claw and Mr. Chow complete their partnership in evil, it could be disaster!