# Beerfest

Beerfest is a 2006 film about a secret international beer games competition.
    Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar. Written by Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Heffernan.

## Landfill/Gil

* We're the party brigade and we're here to play some drinking games
* Real funny deutsch bag
* Looks like we got the Brits in round 1. We already kicked their asses in WWII. Cheer-i-o, let's do it again!
* Let's go get sour on some krauts!
* It's fwustwating, it's fwustwating.
* Let's light this Kraut-candle.

## Jan Wolfhaus

* Get bent, Umlaut
* You go. I'm never leaving this place!
* He's got the eye of the Jew!

## Other Quotes

* Wolfgang Von Wolfhaus: I start to feel all cooped up in these U-boats, I had a bad experience once.
* Great Gam Gam: I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.

## Dialogue

    Barry Badrinath: Hey Todd, about the old girlfriend, can we bury the hatchet, buddy?
    Todd Wolfhouse: I don't know.
    Barry Badrinath: I mean it was a one night stand, right? I mean she wasn't even that good looking. A real dead fish, right? She just laid there and took it like a plastic fuck doll.
    Todd Wolfhouse: I happened to have MARRIED that plastic fuck doll!!!
    Barry Badrinath: was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat them... they beat me. Worked me over pretty good..... Aaaand this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods.
    Charlie "Fink" Finklestein: Ah geeze Barry! I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
    Barry Badrinath: It wasn't the handle! I've been shitting pancakes ever since!
    Great Gam Gam: You and I are not so different Mr. Badrinath. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. But you know what I did? I got over it!
    Pim Scutney: You're all fur-coat and no trousers you are!
    Fink: I'm sorry, one more time.
    Rog Gobshire: Shove off! We're gon' put the skittahs in your allan wickahs you plonker!!
    Barry Badrinath: (looks at Fink and gestures to Rog) Do you know what he's saying?
    Barry Badrinath: [after smashing beer mug with the ping pong ball] What do you think about that, fuckhead?
    Hammacher: [Takes a bite of glass from the same broken mug] What do you think about that, headfuck??
    Barry Badrinath: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
    Phil "Landfill" Krundel: What's a ZJ?
    Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
    Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I've got $4.

## Taglines

* Bring on the beer. They've got the nuts.
* Comedy on tap
* From the comic geniuses who brought you the phenomenon "Super Troopers".
* Brewed in 2006
* Prepare for the ultimate chug of war.
* I sleep better with a little sausage in me

## Cast

* Paul Soter (Jan Wolfhaus)
* Erik Stolhanske (Todd Wolfhaus)
* Jay Chandrasekhar (Barry Badrinath)
* Kevin Heffernan (Phil "Landfill" Krundle/Gil "Landfill" Krundle)
* Steve Lemme (Charlie "Fink" Finklestein)
* Jürgen Prochnow (Baron Wolfgang von Wolfhausen)
* Will Forte (Otto)
* Eric Christian Olsen (Gunter)
* Ralf Moeller (Hammacher)
* Gunter Schlierkamp (Schlemmer)
* Nat Faxon (Rolf)
* Mo'Nique (Cherry)
* Donald Sutherland (Johann Von Wolfhausen)
* Cloris Leachman (Great Gam Gam)
* Blanchard Ryan (Krista Krundle)
* Philippe Brenninkmeyer (Herr Referee)
* Candace Smith (Naomi)
* Willie Nelson (Willie Nelson)

## External links

* Official website
* Beerfest quotes at the Internet Movie Database
* Beerfest at Rotten Tomatoes