# True Jackson, VP

True Jackson, VP is an American teen sitcom created by Andy Gordon for Nickelodeon. It aired from November 8, 2008, to August 20, 2011.

## Season 1
### Pilot

    True Jackson: Oh, I'm not supposed to drink soda. It makes my tongue sweat. Is there any bubbly water?
    Cricket: I can order you some. Would you like some juice boxes while I'm at it?
    True: Oh, for real... Oh, are you just being snotty?
    Cricket: Snotty.
    True: Oh, Lulu this is Cricket, my assistant.
    Lulu: Seriously, you're her boss, but you're so old.
    True: Lulu!!
    Lulu: What? You're a kid and she a grown woman. It's like backwards day.
    True: I'm sorry, Cricket.
    Cricket: Not as sorry as I am.
    Lulu: Wait! This is your office?!
    True: Check it out. I got a view of Fifth Avenue. And you see this wall over here?
    Lulu: Mm-hmm.
    True: You see it? It turns into a refrigerator.
    Lulu: [gasps] Not even!
    True: And I get to decorate this office any way I want. They even give me catalogs. [Lulu plays with the remote wall and True gets annoyed] Stop it. Lulu! LULU!! DUDE!!!!
    Lulu: SORRY!!! Sorry, sorry, sorry.

### Firing Lulu

    Amanda Cantwell: So you might not be prepared for your accessory presentation. I couldn't help but overhear.
    True: I know. I saw your ear pressed against the glass.
    Amanda: Yeah, well I happen to do that to.. cool my ears.
    Max Madigan: Kopelman don't be rude, OUT!
    Amanda: Oscar, I'd like to get my seating chart cards laminated. Do you know if we have a laminated machine anywhere in the... (Oscar takes out a small laminating machine) No, that's too small (Oscar takes out a large laminating machine) No, that's too big (Oscar takes out a medium size laminating machine) Perfect. Oh, I'm also going to need a... (she was going to say extension cord but Oscar already gave it to her) OK, Then.
    Max: Two things, True. One, I finally tried that Happy Berry Yum Yum downstairs. Delicious! Two Yums is not enough.
    True: I know right, I like the tangerine tinkle. Makes my nose itch.
    Max: I've decided to treat myself to a cup a day.
    True: Good for you. And what was the other thing you wanted to tell me?
    Max: You have to fire Lulu.
    True: I what now?!
    True: I don't need an assistant as much as I need a best friend.
    Lulu: I think I can juggle both of those jobs.
    True: So can I.
    Lulu: Does that mean I'm unfired?
    True: I hereby unfire you.
    Lulu: With a raise?
    True: No.

### ReTRUEnion

    True: My mom always says when you have a problem with someone, you say what you mean, mean what you say, but don't say it mean.
    Amanda: Then perhaps I should save my retort for another time.
    True: Yeah, you should put that in your cranky bank.
    Amanda: My what?
    True: You know, the stuff you wanna say, but shouldn't.

## Season 3
### True Drive

    Ryan Laserbeam: I gotta be honest, I can't hear anything over the sound of this marble in my arm.
    Ryan: That's not true, you left me alone yesterday!
    True: And what happened?
    Ryan: I sat on your computer.
    True: And why?
    Ryan: Because I broke your chair.
    True: And how?
    Ryan: Throwing hammers...