# Chris Pontius

Chris Pontius (born Christopher Andrew Pontius on July 16, 1974) is an American television personality and stunt performer. He is a member of Jackass and, with Steve-O, co-host of Wildboyz.

## Quotes

* That was intense. REALLY intense. Well, not really intense. But pretty intense.
** Jackass 2
* Today's debate: Is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge.
** Jackass 2
* Water-based lube: Friend or Foe?
** Jackass 2
* With a simple shave of the razor Steve-O easily disguises himself in fooling the whale shark in thinking he's a harmless young boy.
** Jackass: The Movie
* Some people just don't know how to party.
** Jackass: The Movie
* Hi I'm Bunny the Lifeguard and if any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle 'em to the ground and probably have my way with them.
** Jackass: The Movie
* Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!
** Jackass: The Movie
* I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.
** Jackass: The Movie
* I'm gonna be so bummed when they announce my sexually transmitted diseases.
** [Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]
* You look cool, Steve-0.
** [Butt Piercing- Jackass Episodes]
* For one thing, God didn't invent the circumcision, I did.
** Satan vs. God- Jackass Episodes]
* I gotta get in term with my sexuality, I gotta know what I'm all about.
** [Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]
* Pedal faster! Come on, there are crocodiles in this water and I hear they'll eat anything - even plastic!
** [Prostitute Boatrace- Jackass Episodes]
* They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I don't know what that means, but I like it.
** [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
* There's a very good chance we could be riding each other to Russia.
** [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
* Hi, I'm bunny the life guard and if there's any life-saving to do I'm the man to do it
** [The Loop- Jackass Episodes]
* When he's asleep, I wish he was awake, when he is
awake, I wished that he is asleep
** [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
* Russian police. Stern, stern but fair
** [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
* Latvia gangsters. cool. I want to join them.
** [Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
* I gotta come to term with my sexuality. I gotta know what I'm all about.
** [Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]
* My job on this show is to be naked, not kill myself."
** [Tandem biking- Jackass Episodes]
* Baby's cold.
** [Rugby- Jackass Episodes]
* Fire doesn't burn if you're already dead!"
** [Satan vs. God- Jackass Episodes]
* From my experiments with sexiness, seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts and instead of fighting they'll want to make love to me.
** [Directions- Jackass Episodes]
* Sir, could I trouble you for a kiss?
** [Renaissance Fair- Jackass Episodes]
* You're not even Mexican!
** [Mexican snowboarding- Jackass Episodes]
* That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.
** [Roller jump- Jackass Episodes]
* I'm not into bestiality, but that's a good-looking animal.
** [Alligatoramma- Jackass Episodes]
* That's not Christian!
** [Satan vs. God- Jackass Episodes]
* Steve-O, I don't like the man... he lost!
** [Stilt boxing- Jackass Episodes]