# NCIS (TV series)

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NCIS (2003–present) is a CBS network television series about a team of special agents from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service that investigates any crime involving personnel or dependants in the United States Navy or Marine Corps.

## JAG Pilot Episodes

* Before being launched as its own series, NCIS was featured as a 2 part episode in Season 8 of the Series JAG

### Ice Queen

    Ducky: Agent Blackadder reminds me of a young woman I autopsied once.
    Gibbs: [looking at the body] When'd she die?
    Ducky: Oh, gosh, in Hollywood. Let's see, it's got to be at least 20 years ago. She was an assistant film editor and the film editor's wife caught them in flagrante delicto--
    Gibbs: [interrupting] This one, Ducky. When did this one die?
    Gibbs: Cause of death?
    Ducky: Well, it wasn't the arrow.
    Tony: [referring to the Caf Pow] Is that number 2 or 3 today?
    Abby: If you must know, it's number 4.
    Tony: [holds up evidence bag] I brought you a present.
    Abby: [smiles] And you wonder why you're still single.
    Tony: You redecorating?
    Abby: I thought I'd brighten the place up a bit.
    Tony: You take these?
    Abby: Yeah, that's a cross section of what a 12 gauge did to an L3 to L5.
    Tony: Shotgun-shattered backbone?
    Abby: Ya, the middle one there is a cross section of an icepick to a cerebellum.
    Tony: [grimaces, then looks at another picture] Duodenum?
    Abby: Yeah; I like to call it "Duodenum with a lye chaser". It's a sad end of a Drano drinker.
    Tony: You need to get out more, Abby.
    Abby: Is that an invite?
    Abby: [lifting a fingerprint for the victim's car] Let your fingers do the talking. [to Tony] Why'd they tow it?
    Tony: It was abandoned in a lot at Great Falls. Any of those finger prints big enough to be a man's?
    Abby: Yep. Whoever was riding shotgun.
    Tony: How fast can you run 'em?
    Abby: Usually about 12 hours, but for dinner...
    Tony: Get me an ID in two, and I'll make it Cafe Alantico.
    Abby: Sweet.
    [Gibbs and Rabb are in the interrogation room at NCIS headquarters]
    Gibbs: You're more comfortable asking questions than you're answering them.
    Rabb: Guess I'm not used to being a suspect.
    Gibbs: Suspect? You said you were a suspect. Have I read you your Article 31 rights?
    Rabb: No you haven't. Which means you're playing a very risky game, Gunny.
    Gibbs: I'm not smart enough to play risky games with a lawyer of your caliber, Rabb.
    Rabb: That's Commander Rabb. Or Commander. Or Sir, Gunny. I believe as a reservist, you're still technically in the Marine Corps.
    Gibbs: [calmly] I'm an NCIS special agent. I don't have to salute you or "sir" you or give you any military courtesy. But you know that. So who's playing the games here?
    [Silence]
    [Vivian is reading Rabb his rights]
    Rabb: I know my Article 31 rights, and I waive them.
    [she continues reading them]
    Rabb: I said I waive them.
    Gibbs: She used to be FBI.

### Meltdown

    Rabb: There are enough holes in this case to raise reasonable doubt.
    Lt. Cmdr. Coleman: There is also enough evidence to tie you to the murders and a string of witnesses. Your colleagues will testify to angry words between you and Lieutenant Singer right up to the time of her death.
    Rabb: Well, it could be worse, I guess.
    Coleman: How?
    Rabb: I could not have an alibi.
    Coleman: [in annoyance] You have an alibi?
    Rabb: No.
    [Ducky is telling his findings in court]
    Major McBurney: What else did you discover?
    Ducky: On her left buttock, I found a tattoo of a stalking leopard. Majestic. Brilliant. I've only seen one other like it: on a tango dancer in Buenos Aires who died of dehydration. I was on sabbatical at the ti--
    McBurney: [interrupts] Doctor, I was asking about Lieutenant Singer.
    Ducky: She wasn't in Buenos Aires...
    Coleman: Doctor isn't it possible that the LT's injuries were a result of an accidental fall?
    Ducky: [very seriously] Well the railing is very high. It's quite unlikely. Unless the LT's unconscious body levitated and dropped over the side. I've heard--
    Coleman: [cutting him off] Thank you Doctor.
    [after finding Commander Rabb's name on the hat]
    Abby: If the hat does fit, you can't acquit.
    [both lawyers give Abby a funny look]
    Abby: Oh, come on; one of you would have said it if you had thought of it first.
    Vivian: I'm sorry, I almost blew it.
    Gibbs: [disapprovingly] Almost?
    Tony: I still like you.

## Seasons

* Season 1
* Season 2
* Season 3
* Season 4
* Season 5
* Season 6
* Season 7
* Season 8
* Season 9
* Season 10
* Season 11
* Season 12
* Season 13
* Season 14
* Season 15
* Season 16
* Season 17

## Cast and characters

* Mark Harmon as Leroy Jethro Gibbs
* Michael Weatherly as Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (2003–16)
* Sean Murray as Timothy McGee
* Pauley Perrette as Abigail "Abby" Sciuto (2003–18)
* Cote de Pablo as Ziva David (2005–13)
* Sasha Alexander as Caitlin "Kate" Todd (2003–05)
* David McCallum as Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard
* Lauren Holly as the late Jenny Shepard, former Director of NCIS (2005–08)
* Rocky Carroll as current Director of NCIS Leon Vance (2008–present)
* Brian Dietzen as Jimmy Palmer
* Emily Wickersham as Eleanor "Ellie" Bishop (2013–present)

## External links

* Navy NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service quotes at the Internet Movie Database
* NCIS Episode Guide - TV.com