# 7th Heaven (season 9)

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7th Heaven (1996-2007) is an American television drama series created and produced by Brenda Hampton that centers on a minister's family and their lives in the fictional town of Glenoak, California.

### Dropping Trou (1) [9.01]

    Annie: Sam. David.
    David: I'm sorry.
    Sam: Me too. I'm real sorry.
    David: I'm real sorry too.
    Annie: What happened?
    David: The girl hit him, so I hit her.
    Sam: Then she cried.
    David: So I tried to stop her.
    Sam: Then she screamed.
    David: So I decided to run.
    Sam: So I ran after him.
    David: So the teacher ran after us.
    Sam: Then we ran faster and faster.
    David: So she ran faster.
    Sam: Then she fall down.
    David: So we kept on running.
    Sam: Than we got tired.
    David: So we hid in the bathroom.
    Sam: Then the teacher found us.
    David: So she wrote you a letter.
    Sam & David: The end!
    Ruthie: Look, I regret that...
    Martin: Yeah, you regret that?...
    Ruthie: I regret that you wouldn't give me a ride on my first day of school and you have absolutely no sense of humor.

### The Best Laid Plans (2) [9.02]

    Simon: Can we please have the courtesy of a knock?
    Annie: I didn't know you were home and last time I checked it was still my house. Simon, come on. What's going on with you? What's wrong?
    Simon: Nothing's wrong with me. What's wrong with you?
    Annie: Well, I don't approve of you staying out all night and I don't want you to have sex before you're married. Other than that, nothing.
    Martin: [to Ruthie] You know what? Forget about it. You're just a spoiled brat! You get your way with everyone because you're the youngest girl in the family and everyone treats you like a baby. Everyone thinks it's funny or cute when you do something wrong, but you're not with your family when you're at school and other people may not find you so funny and cute.
    Ruthie: Wow. I wondered how you lost Cecilia. I wondered why you haven't been able to get another girlfriend. I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that you don't know how to talk to women.
    Martin: A woman doesn't pantsed a guy at school.
    Ruthie: Oh, please, what's the big deal? If one of your buddies did that, would you be acting like this? No! You want an apology? A heartfelt apology? Okay, I'm sorry you ever came here!
    Kevin: I love you, and if I could have the child for us, I would.
    Lucy: Really?
    Kevin: Well, I'd love to experience growing a human being, but I totally understand your fear of the birthing process. I think I'd rather take a bullet for you.

### The Song of Lucy [9.03]

    Ruthie: Don't kid yourself, Dad. Lucy's eating for five kids and two dogs.
    Sam & David: Yeah, we want to be baseball players and preachers.
    Eric: You can be whatever you want to be.
    Sam: Then we want to be baseball players.
    Simon: [to Eric & Annie] Just so we're clear I'm not promising to never have sex until I'm married, but I do promise if I do and when I decide to have sex again, I'm gonna use better judgment and be more emotionally ready.
    Annie: I'm not happy, but it's a step in the right direction.

### Regret to Inform [9.07]

    Kevin : What's going on?
    Martin : We were going to play some pool to blow off some steam after studying, but, uh, looks like all the tables look full
    Kevin : You can wait with us if you want to
    Martin : Sure
[phone rings]
    Kevin : Hello?
    Lucy : Hi. I-I know you're out with the guys, and you should spend time with your friends , but, on your way home, could you pick up a chocolate shake for me?
    Kevin : Of course
    Lucy : Oh, so when are you coming home?
    Kevin : I shouldn't be long -- an hour or so. Or now
    Lucy : Perfect. See you soon
    Friend : She sure is keeping you on a short leash
    Friend 2 : Doesn't your wife realize that this pregnancy thing is just as hard on you? You need your alone time, too
    Kevin : The fact that you two aren't married truly amazes me
[laughter]
    Venus : Hi guys
    ' Friend : Hi Venus. How have you been?
    Venus : I've been good. So, you guys are new?
    Mack : Yeah, we just got here
    Venus : No, I mean new on the job
    Martin : We don't work here
    Venus : Look like you're going to have some fun breaking those new guys in
    Kevin : New guys?
    Venus : They're coming out of the academy looking younger and younger every year
    Kevin : Oh, yeah. You know rookies
    Venus : The dark haired one is kind of cute. Make sure you keep 'em in line
    Kevin : Will do. Good luck
    Mack : What did that mean?
    Martin : Who knows?
    Mack : Hey, don't you look now, but that woman is check you out

### Gratitude [9.10]

    [Simon takes a seat at the Women's Clinic]
    Leah: You don't look pregnant.
    Leah: I'm Leah. Leah Morris.
    Simon: Hi. Simon... LeBon.
    Leah: Isn't that the name of the lead singer for Duran Duran?
    Simon: Yeah... I-I panicked.

### Paper or Plastic? [9.12]

    Kevin : I have some business to take care of, but I shouldn't be long
    Lucy : I'll be fine
    Kevin : You'll be fine as long as you stay in bed
    Lucy : The doctor said I could move around a little, even go for a short trip. You heard him; he said I'd be fine
    Kevin : I just don't think it's a good idea. I can get anything you want
    Lucy : Anything? Ok, uh, get me a car seat, a crib, a diaper service, a dozen oneness, a small tub, some washcloths, towels, blankets and everything the baby will need when it get's here
    Lucy: We love you, Savannah. We love you.