# The Lizzie Bennet Diaries

The Lizzie Bennet Diaries (2012–2013) was a low budget web adaptation of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. It was co-created by Bernie Su and Hank Green.

## The Lizzie Bennet Diaries
### My Name is Lizzie Bennet - Ep: 1

    Lizzie: (reading t-shirt) "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a good fortune... must be in want of a wife." My mom gave each of us one of these last Christmas. I have yet to wear it... ever.
    Lizzie: My name is Lizzie Bennet, and this is my life.
    Charlotte: Who wrote this?
    Lizzie: Shakespeare.

### The Most Awkward Dance Ever - Ep: 7

    Lizzie: In this video, I am going to tell you a story. A story of a wedding. A painful wedding. Where a man and a woman were forced to dance together because of some stupid binding tradition that should be banned for all time! So if you haven't guessed yet, yeah, I caught the bouquet. And guess what stuck up, pompous prick caught the garter? Yeah. My name is Lizzie Bennet, and this is the story of the most awkward dance ever!

### The Charming Mr. Lee - Ep: 11

    Lizzie: My name is Lizzie Bennet, and Bing Lee just charmed the pants off everybody. Not literally.

### Lizzie Bennet is in Denial - Ep: 15

    Caroline!Charlotte: Are you fake texting?
    Darcy!Jane: It's super important.
    Jane: We got a little . . . distracted after that. There were some things we needed to take care of.
    Charlotte: What she means is that we had to drag a drunk Lydia away before she ended up in jail.
    Jane: Lizzie, I'm really, really sorry. Charlotte made me do this. And she came in and she was bugging me and —
    Charlotte: Jane, you narc!

### Nope! He Doesn't Like Me! - Ep: 33

    Lizzie: The only thing he wanted was for me to say that I like popular music so that he could mock me with his mocking words, and his mocking face, and his beady little mocking eyes!
    Lizzie: I know you're only saying so you could make fun of my tastes. I'd rather not give you the pleasure, so just go ahead and hate me anyway.
    Darcy!Jane: Hate you? I would never dare hate you.

### Lizzie, Come Home - Ep: 34

    Jane: Hey, Lizzie! You're never going to believe what just happened.
    Lizzie: No way. (grabs Jane's hand, expecting to see a ring)
    Jane: Wow. Are you okay?

### Home Sweet Home - Ep: 35

    Lizzie: We're back! We're back back back back back! It is so nice to be in my own room, and have my own stuff, and my own Charlotte!
    Lizzie!Mrs.Bennet: Jane! Why on earth would you come home when you had him in your clutches? In your clutches?
    Jane: Mom didn't say "clutches."
    Lizzie!Mrs. Bennet: You should have stayed. Sealed the deal. Gotten pregnant, even! I was planning a spring wedding.
    Lizzie!Mrs.Bennet: It's your fault if I die without grandbabies!

### Party Time - Ep: 72

    Lizzie: My name is Lizzie Bennet, and this is — not the bathroom!
    Lizzie: Don't worry. Once we get some cake into her, she'll crash. Oddly for her, the sugar counteracts the alcohol and causes a blissful coma. Blissful for the rest of us.
    Mary: My god! Seriously, he went in for a hug?
    Lizzie: It was more like a grope-hug. A grug!
    Mary: (breaking character during Costume Theater) Do you think Darcy has virtues? Because it's, like, I don't care, but I think it would be really interesting if you changed your mind about him.
    Mary!Lizzie: NO! You are not invited! YOU CAN'T COME TONIGHT!
    Lizzie: Cake solves everything.

### Hyper-Mediation in New Media - Ep: 80

    Lizzie: What am supposed to do, roam the halls looking for someone to put in my videos? (following clips show her roaming the halls, clearly looking for someone)

### Corporate Interview - Ep: 83

    Lizzie: Come in.
    Darcy: Excuse me, Lizzie. Um . . . Gigi told me you wanted me.
    Lizzie: She did?
    Darcy: Yes, for an interview? For your independent study.
    Lizzie: Yes . . . yes. Um, that is, if you have the time and don't mind appearing on my videos again . . . some more.
    Darcy: (sits down) No, I don't mind, and, uh, yes, I have the time. Or I'll make it.
    Lizzie: Great. Let me just, uh, get the door. (touches Darcy's shoulder as she walks to the door)
    Lizzie: Let's start with the name. What does Pemberley mean?
    Darcy: Oh, uh, Pemberley is the name of the place my father's family comes from in England.

### Talking to Myself - Ep: 96

    Lizzie: Recent events have made me wonder about my decision to make my videos in a semi-public part of the house. Not that my bedroom door was ever much of a deterrent. We just don't have that many locking doors. And I draw the line with filming in the bathroom. Nuh-uh. (draws a line in the air) This far, no further.
    Lizzie!Jane: Hey, Lizzie, it's so good to see you. I think the two of you are super sweet together. Do you want some tea?
    Lizzie!Gigi: Oh, Lizzie, don't go anywhere! And make sure your phone is charged! And check if the ringer is on!
    Lizzie: Why?
    Lizzie!Gigi: So you could help me with my math!
    Lizzie: If his good opinion once lost is lost forever, then we're right back where we started, I guess.
    Lizzie!Charlotte: Oh, come on, Lizzie, this isn't 1800. If you wanna know what Darcy's thinking, just ask him.
    Lizzie: Damn it, Imaginary Charlotte!

### Gratitude - Ep: 98

    Lizzie: I thought you were Chinese.
    Darcy: I can understand the confusion.

### The End - Ep: 100

    Lizzie: My name is Lizzie Bennet, and thank you for watching my videos.

## Cast

* Ashley Clements - Lizzie Bennet (LBD)
* Daniel Gordh - William Darcy (LBD, PD)
* Mary Kate Wiles - Lydia Bennet (LBD, TLB)
* Julia Cho - Charlotte Lu (LBD, MotL)
* Laura Spencer - Jane Bennet (LBD, TLB)
* Christopher Sean - Bing Lee (LBD)
* Jessica Jade Andres - Caroline Lee (LBD)
* Maxwell Glick - Ricky Collins (LBD)
* Briana Cuoco - Mary Bennet (LBD, TLB)
* Janice Lee - Maria Lu (MotL)
* Craig Frank - Fitz Williams (LBD, PD)
* Allison Paige - Gigi Darcy (LBD, PD, Welcome to Sanditon)