# Rocko's Modern Life/Season 2

Rocko's Modern Life Seasons: 1/2/3/4 Specials: Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling
Rocko's Modern Life is an American animated series premiered on September 18, 1993 to November 24, 1996. The series follows a Wallaby named Rocko and his friends, Heffer and Filburt.

### I Have No Son! [2.1]

    Sock puppet: PINEAPPLES!
    Rollo: Oh, boy! When're we gonna have pineapples, mate?
    Rollo and the Fatheads: (laugh) Goodnight, hosers.

### Episode 2
#### Pipe Dreams [2.2a]

    Rocko: [stiltedly] Hey, Heffer, how can we possibly fix this mess quickly and inexpensively?
    Heffer: [also stiltedly] Good question, Rocko! Why don't we try new Tropical Plumber?
    [Hef squeezes a tube and the bathroom becomes an island paradise with some singing fruits.]
    Fruits: Tropical plumber, eh!
    Unclog your pipes today!
    Tropical Plumber, eh!
    There ain't no better way!
    [repeat until Spunky eats the fruit]

#### Tickled Pinky [2.2b]

    Dr. Hutchison: Rocko?
    Rocko: Dr. Hutchison? I thought you were a dentist.
    Dr. Hutchison: I was, but I got tired of always looking "down in the mouth"! (giggles) Dental humor!

### Episode 5
#### Boob Tubed [2.5a]

    Spider: Well, out with it! What the heck do you want?!
    Rocko: Well, actually, we have a... really odd request. You see, um...
    Spider: Don't tell me, you came to get your buddy's brain back.
    Rocko and Filburt: Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah!
    Spider: I'd be glad to give it back to ya! Help yourselves! I wish you kids would stop sitting so close!

#### Commuted Sentence [2.5b]

    [When Rocko is later for work too many times.]
    Mr. Smitty: I've tolerated your laziness for the last time, Rocko. If you are late again, consider yourself TERMINATED!!! Clear?
    Rocko: Crystal.
    [Impound Lot, everyone else is in line to get their cars back. In front of the line is a disgruntled Mr. Smitty who had parked in a no parking zone.]
    Mr. Smitty: I want my car back and I want it, NOW!
    Impound Lot Director: Let's take a look at this chart, shall we?
    [He sternly pulls down the chart and Mr. Smitty frowns.]

### Rocko's Modern Christmas!: Can't Squeeze Cheer From a Cheese Log [2.6]

    Filburt: Welcome to Pine Palace!
    Rocko: Filburt, you're selling trees?
    Filburt: Shush! Don't interrupt my sales pitch

### Episode 7
#### Hut Sit Raw [2.7a]

    Heffer: I got all the essentials: Marshmallows, potato chips, Pasture Puffies, cheese...
    Rocko: Where's your sleeping bag?
    Heffer: What?! There's no beds?!
    Rocko: Ah, the great outdoors. Smell that mountain air, boys.
    Filburt: Actually, that's my pine-scented air freshener for the tent.
    Rocko: This is where the lightweights camp! Sissies, fat tourists, and couch potatoes!
    Heffer: Great! So we can drop our stuff here?
    Filburt: We can't drink that water!
    Rocko: Why not?
    Filburt: Fish are dating in it!

#### Kiss Me, I'm Foreign [2.7b]
### Episode 9
#### Born to Spawn [2.9a]

    Newscaster: We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to give you this O-Town special report. A crazed turtle has just hijacked the Jolly Roberts seafood restaurant in the marina.
    Rocko and Heffer: What the?
    Newscaster: Witnesses say the alleged turtle kept screaming... [looking at his script] "Fish... sticks... fish sticks," as he forced patrons out the backdoor to safety.
    Eyewitness: It was awful. Awful. He was CRAZY! Tartar sauce everywhere! Craziest turtle I ever seen! FISH STICKS! FISH STICKS! AHH!!!!
    Rocko and Heffer: Filburt!

#### Uniform Behavior [2.9b]
### Episode 10
#### Hair Licked [2.10a]

    Rocko: Well, Heff, how's it look?
    Heffer: Paper or plastic?

#### Gutter Balls [2.10b]

    Virginia: I'm taking my ball and going home. You won't have Virginia Wolfe to kick around anymore!
    Heffer: Bye, Mom!
    Mr. Bighead: Fine! We'll be able to win without you! Right, girls? Girls?
    Tammy and Mrs. Bighead: Get a life, Ed!
    Tammy: You've taken all the joy out of the game.
    Mr. Bighead: This is mutiny!
    Tammy: If you want that trophy so bad, Bozo, finish the game yourself!
    Mr. Bighead: I don't need any of you.

### Episode 11
#### Day of the Flecko [2.10b]

    Flecko: Wait... Wait a minute, big guy. You don't wanna do that. I got kids. Millions of 'em. They'll be orphans. Never getting to play catch with old Dad. No one to tuck 'em in at night. Please, Mister!
    Rocko: [sobbing, in a puddle of tears] Please, please, stop. I can't take anymore. You're free to go, Mr. Fly. Run along and take care of your family.
    [Flecko pokes Rocko in the eye.]
    Flecko: You were gonna kill me, ya big jerk!

### Episode 13
#### Short Story [2.13a]

    Rocko: I wish I was really big.
    Tyrone: [taps his wand on Rocko's forehead, granting his wish] Done. [poofs away]
    Rocko: [starts growing at a slow rate and becomes 50 feet tall] Wow! This is great. [looks down at Spunky, quivering fearfully at his height] Don't be afraid, Spunky. It's only me. [picks up Spunky and puts him in his shirt pocket] There you go, my little pal. Smell that fresh air.

#### Eyes Capades [2.13b]

    Filburt: Hey, guys. [gestures to Rocko's glasses] New glasses?
    Heffer: Rocko's feeling a little down about his new eyewear. Maybe you can give him a pep talk.
    Filburt: Don't worry, Rocko. Glasses aren't so bad. Aside from the fact that people call you names like, "four-eyes." Girls won't go out with ya. You're ostracized by every social group. You can't swim with 'em. If ya lose 'em, ya can't find 'em! Oh, fishsticks. I've depressed myself. I have to go lie down.