# Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 is a 2013 American 3D computer-animated comic science fiction film produced by Sony Pictures Animation and distributed by Columbia Pictures. The film is the sequel to the 2009 classic film, which was loosely based on Judi and Ron Barrett's book of the same name.
    Directed by Cody Cameron & Kris Pearn. The screenplay was written by John Francis Daley, Jonathan Goldstein and Erica Rivinoja based on an original idea.

## Flint

* My name is Flint Lockwood. My whole life I always wanted to be a great inventor. Just like my hero. It was like Chester V was speaking directly to me using the language of science. Just like Chester V, my dream was to make the world a better place. Unfortunately, a lot of people didn't believe in me. But I never gave up. And eventually, I invented this: A machine that could turn water into food! Because of my invention's food weather, I finally made the world a better place. Or so I thought. When the weather evolved into a disaster of epic portions, and the machine started creating dangerous living food, I had to face the truth: It was time to put an end to my FLDSMDFR. By destroying my greatest invention, I made something even better… Friends!
* The Celebrationator! A party in a box for any occasion.
* Mom gave me this lab coat because, she always dreamed I do great things.
* The FLDSMDFR survived the explosion, and it's still operating!
* When we land at Swallow Falls, our first objective is to get to my lab. I can use my old computer to pinpoint the FLDSMDFR's location. Once we find it, we can shut it down with the utterly irreplaceable BS-USB. (Brent: What if you don't find it?) I have to. It's my machine. If the world gets destroyed by these, it's my fault. [holds up a drawing of a cheespider] I can't let that happen.
* [upon seeing the food animals] Wow, I can't believe the FLDSMDFR created all of this.
* There's a leek in the boat! [camera pans down to an actual leek who starts screaming in panic]
* My computer's dead! (Chester V: The fate of the world is depending on us! Think, Lockwood.)
* [to Chester] They're my wedgie-proof underpants. I, uh… I invented them when I was 6. (Chester V: I had no idea we were so alike. Except I invited mine… when I was 3!)
* Sam was right. This is a mistake.
* [after Chester V reveals his true colors] You… lied to me. (Chester V: Of course I lied to you. I knew you would eventually fall for these pathetic creatures.) But… But you were my idol. My whole life, I looked up to you. I wanted to BE you! (Chester V: Oh, Lockwood, I was just using you to get your invention.)
* Everything I touch just gets ruined.
* [giving his speech to all the foodimals with Berry translating] Okay, I don't know if you can understand me. I know you think I'm N-woo. But the truth is… I'm no N-woo, I'm just a man. A man who's made a lot of mistakes in the last couple of days. And now my friends are in a lot of trouble, thanks to me. Someone once told me that I didn't need friends. That I could accomplish more by myself. I know now more than ever that he was wrong. We need all the friends we can get. And I need your help. All of you. Fruits, vegetables and meat! I need you to help me to get into that factory, save our friends, and get our home back!
* Dad, let's go fishing.
* [to Chester V after revealing his plan] I never should have believed in you! (Chester V: Yes, that was quite foolish.)

## Sam

* Flint, everyone gets humiliated on national television. It's not that big of a deal.
* For what it's worth, the people who really care about you think you look great in your lab coat.
* That is the biggest strawberry I've ever seen in my life!
* [to Flint and Chester] You guys have been wearing the same underwear since you were kids?
* [translating the Chinese proverb in English to Flint] "A bully turned friend will be friend to the end."
* [taming the Cheespider] It's okay, guys. See? She's not mean. She's just a little beefy.
* Oh, crap balls.
* It's over, Chester.
* Come on, Bring it on in, Barb!

## Tim

* [as a leek hits on him in the head] There's a leek in my boat!

## Steve

* CELEBRATE!
* [being chucked into a teleporter] AFRAID!
* [spasming after the food animals chuck him back out of said teleporter] BANANA! BANANA! [attacks Flint]

## Manny

* [repeating line] Tacodile Supreme!
* My old van.
* [after Flint smacks a bowl of his stew out of Brent's hands; hurt] He rejected my stew. No one has ever rejected my stew.

## Earl

* [as a tear rolls down his cheek] It's enough to make a grown man cry.
** But not this man. Get back in there, tear. [sucks the tear back into his eye]
** And that's okay. You go right ahead, tear.
* Coffee?! I'm not a barista! [rips his uniform into his police uniform] I'm a police-sta! [growing his beard and puts on his cap] Let's ride!
* [to Flint] Wait your turn, fancy pants! [happier] Flint Lockwood and Sam Sparks! [hugs them] And Steve, too! [kisses him]
* Look. There's my angel son Cal's old preschool.
* Sam, don't do it! It's foodicide!

## Chester V

* [repeating line] Can your ideas change the world?
* Greetings, friends. And namasté.
* The United Nations has asked me and my Thinkquanauts to assist in the cleanup and containment of the leftovers all over the world. Including your Swallow Falls.
* Our newest Live Corp think is... Flint... [Flint: YEAH!] ...ly McCallahan! [Flint: No!]
* We can't let these "friends" tell the world anything.
* [telling Flint to remember the ancient Chinese proverb in English] "Stew offered by a bully is poisoned broth."
* We don't have more time. If we don't get the FLDSMDFR in the next 48 hours, we'll miss our deadline to release Food Bar 8.0! I'll be a laughing stock!
* I learned that your FLDSMDFR food was far more delicious than "food" food. So using your foodimals as ingredients would make my products super delicious! I had to have your invention, unfortunately I couldn't find it. Until, you helped me.
* This is why I work alone. Monkey! You are dismissed.
* I'm not alone. I've got holograms!
* [calling out to Barb to rescue him] Save me, monkey!
* [last words] My holograms! Save me! [his holograms form into a net to save him from the Food Bar machine] You see, Flint? With my holograms… [as soon as his holograms touch him, however, they disappear] Oh, fudge. [ducks into his vest which bounces off the Food Bar machine like a pinball until he's finally launched towards the exit] I saved myself! [just before he could go through the exit, however, the Cheespider grabs him with her cheese tongue and eats him... alive, killing him]

## Barb

* [to Steve] Monkey…
* I'M AN APE!!!

## Taglines

* Something big was leftover.
* Fast food.
* Move your buns!
* Dill with it.
* Back for seconds.

## Dialogue

    Flintly McCallahan: [running up onto the stage, taking off his lab coat] This is the greatest day of my life! [puts on his thinkquanaut vest] Didgeridoo, I'm finally a real inventor!
    Flint: [sits back down in his seat, upset that he didn't win] Sorry, Steve. No reason to celebrate.
    Steve: CELEBRATE!
    Flint: Wait, Steve, no, no, no! [Steve presses the button of the Celebrationator; panicked] NO!
    Sam: Flint, everyone gets humiliated on nation television. It's not that big a deal.
    Flint: Yeah, but, not everyone gets humiliated in front of their childhood hero. I'll never be a real inventor in Chester's eyes. Mom gave me this lab coat because she always dreamed I do great things. Now I guess I won't.
    Tim: Now that's a big bucket of chum.
    Sam: Flint, you don't need Chester's approval. You can still make the world a better place without an orange vest.
    Tim: I don't get vests. Is it winter on your torso and summer on your arms?
    Sam: For what it's worth, the people who really care about you think you look great in your lab coat. Goodnight, Mr. Lockwood.
    Tim: Goodnight, my dear.
    Flint: What is that thing?
    Steve: Cheesy.
    Chester: It appears to be a living cheeseburger with french fry legs and sesame seed eyes.
    Flint: Living food? Oh, no. This could only mean one thing. The FLDSMDFR survived the explosion, and it's still operating!
    Chester: This is what worries me most. They're trying to learn to swim. [Flint spits out his coffee] If they succeed and get to the mainland, they will destroy monuments all around the world, including the one monument your food storm didn't destroy.
    Flint: Not Lady Liberty!
    [Flint and his friends arrive at Swallow Falls, looking around, seeing that's been turned into a jungle]
    Flint: Look what's happened to our town.
    Earl: Look! There's my angel son, Cal's old preschool.
    Manny: [gasps] My old van.
    Brent: [gasps and points at something] Look! That old thing that I've never seen before!
    [They see the Live Corp bunker, damaged and covered in a cheesy spiderweb]
    Flint: That's where the Thinkquanauts were attacked by a cheespider.
    Brent: It's like a cheesy spider web, made of cheese!
    [Sam is holding a big strawberry in her hands]
    Flint: Sam! Don't touch it! Put it down! Put it DOWN.
    Sam: Look at him.
    Flint: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    Sam: Seriously? Aww. I think I'll name him... Barry!
    Shrimpanze: [snatches Steve's though device] Shrimpanze!
    Steve: [snatches it back] Steve!
    Shrimpanze: [snatches Steve's though device again] Shrimpanze!
    Steve: [snatches it back] Steve!
    Shrimpanze: [snatches Steve's though device once more] Shrimpanze!
    Steve: [rips it out of the shrimpanze's grasp then pushes said shrimpanze overboard] Shove. [dancing] STEVE!
    Brent: [squeezes into Flint's smaller clothes] Thanks for lending me these skinny jeans, Flint.
    Earl: Those aren't skinny jeans.
    Manny: Nope.
    Brent: My feet are turning purple. Is that bad?
    Flint: [shocked to see his house turned into a tree] Oh, my gosh. My house!
    Steve: Home, home, home!
    [They head to the backyard and see Flint's lab hanging upside-down]
    Sam: Oh, my gosh. Your lab!
    Flint: [disappointed] Oh, crap balls.
    Earl: We can't go up there, Flint Lockwood. That dangly, upsy-downsy lab's not to code.
    Flint: I've got to, if I'm gonna find the FLDSMDFR.
    Brent: [eating soup made by Manny] Dr. Manny, this is delicious!
    Manny: I call it "Manny's Gorilla Stew".
    Brent: So how do you make a gorilla stew?
    Manny: You keep it waiting for 2 hours.
    [Flint and the gang are walking in the Breakfast Bog, getting close to the FLDSMDFR.]
    Flint: Almost there. The FLDSMDFR should be across this syrup bog.
    Brent: [awed] This is syrup? Syrup is my favorite. [smacks a mosquitoast] Darn mosquitoasts!
    Chester: Don’t worry, man baby. They, like all the other abominable food monsters, will soon be no more.
    Sam: Wait, Flint! What if we’re making... a big mistake?
    Flint: Mistake?
    Sam: About shutting off the FLDSMDFR. Some of these creatures... They’re incredible!
    Chester: Incredibly dangerous! We were just attacked by a giant Tacodile!
    Flint: He’s right, Sam. I mean, we were almost eaten by a Cheespider.
    Sam: It doesn’t mean we have to destroy all of them. Some of the food’s actually been... friendly.
    Manny: It is true. The dessert creatures are especially sweet.
    Flint: Okay. Maybe we– [Barb smacks him] Ow! (Why'd you do that for?!)
    Barb: Mosquitoast... was gonna bite you.
    Chester: See? Even the tiniest creatures are attacking us.
    Sam: The only reason they're biting is because of the drop of barometric pressure. Bugs do that before a storm. [refers to the storm clouds] And by the look of those nimbostratus clouds–
    Chester: Miss Sparks, we are not talking about the weather. [hits Flint in the tracking helmet] We are talking about food here. Dangerous food that does not have human emotion.
    Flint: [A mosquitoast landed on his nose and Barb flicks it out] Ow!
    Chester: Food that is not friendly! [slaps Flint in the face and holds his helmet] FOOD THAT CANNOT LOVE!! [slaps Flint's again and pinched his lips]
    Sam: Flint, we should be studying the food animals, not killing them. What if he's wrong?
    [beat]
    Chester: [to Flint] The choice is yours, son - live up to your full potential or walk away and let the food monsters destroy Lady Liberty.
    Flint: Sam, finding that FLDSMDFR and saving the world... That's what matters.
    Sam: [shocked and hurt] Really? Our opinion doesn't matter?
    Flint: Of course it does! Yes! Yes, it matters, but... just... just not right now.
    Brent: Uh, oh!
    Earl: Wrong answer!
    Steve: Toast!
    Sam: [angry] Yeah!? [takes the drawn vest sticky note off the drawing of Sparkswood] Well, I guess this doesn't matter, either, young Lockwood. (Does it?!) [pins the sticky note on Flint’s shirt] I'll just... see you back on the boat. [drops the drawing on the syrup and storms off... well, sort of]
    Flint: (Oh, man.) Wait, Sam! Wait, please! No! No. Sam, come back! Come back, Sam, no! No, Sam, Sam, Sam! Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam…!! Oh, boy. Hey, Earl, would you talk to her?
    Earl: [sternly] You bet I will. (You go ahead without us.) Hey, Sam, wait for me! [follows Sam]
    Manny: Adios, sayonara. Goodbye, Señor Lockwood. [leaves]
    Brent: [sadly] Bye, Flint. [leaves as well]
    Steve: Steve! [hops onto Manny]
    Flint: Et tu, Steve? [his friends leave him on his own with Chester] What just happened? [picks up the drawing from the syrup]
    Chester: You have made the right choice, son. (Now let's go find your machine.) [to his sentinels] Sentinels, keep them... safe. [grins evilly as he walks off with Flint and Barb while the sentinels march after the gang]
    Earl: [quietly] Sam, freeze!
    Sam: What?
    Earl: Stay calm and toward me slowly.
    Brent: Very slowly.
    Sam: [annoyed as the cheespider creeps up behind her] Oh, come on. Now you're acting weird. I'm in no mood for this.
    [The cheespider roars, and Sam turns around and screams in terror]
    [After they encounter the cheespider]
    Brent: What's it doing?
    Sam: I think she wants you to scratch her buns.
    Brent: I like that, too. [scratches the cheespider's bun] Who's a good cheespider? She's cute!
    Earl: But why did she attack us before?
    Sam: 'Cause we were dressed like them. [points up to the cheespider's cheese-web]
    Brent: [confused] She doesn't like backpacks?
    Manny: No. It appears she doesn't like Live Corp. The food creatures know something we do not. [flips the Live Corp logo on his camera, revealing the word "Live" spelled backwards]
    [Earl, Sam, Steve, and the cheespider all gasp in shock]
    Brent: Who's Evel?
    Manny: Not "evel", evil.
    Sam: I knew it! Chester's up to something terrible! We gotta warn Flint.
    Earl: Let's ride!
    Flint: The BS-USB... reprogrammed it!?
    Chester: It was never gonna turn off the machine. A BS-USB? Hello! Your machine is what I wanted all along. (Uh-duh!)
    Flint: You... lied to me.
    Chester: Of course I lied to you. I knew you'd eventually fall for these pathetic creatures.
    Flint: [heartbroken and betrayed] But… but you were my idol. My whole life, I looked up to you. I wanted to be you! (How could you do this?!)
    Chester: Oh, Lockwood. I was just using you to get your invention. [to his workers] We're ready. Launch Operation Slice and Dice. [laughs evilly as the helicopter takes away the FLDSMDFR and the plant wilted; the marshmallows all look terrified] And now that I've got what I want, I no longer need you. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. [pushes Flint]
    Flint: Wait, wait, wait. No, no, please. [screams]
    Brent: Okay, Steve. If me and you put our two brilliant minds together, we will get out of here.
    Steve: Steve?
    Earl: Brent, do you ever get the feeling that maybe Steve Lockwood is just a monkey?
    Brent: [covers Steve's ears] Why would you say that about him, Earl? Why would you ever say that?!
    Barb: Of course he's just a monkey. How stupid are you people? No one should ever put any trust in a monkey.
    Sam: Chester thinks you're a monkey.
    Barb: Well, I'm an ape. Chester knows that.
    Sam: But he calls you a monkey.
    Brent: Ohh…!
    Manny: It is true, he does.
    Barb: He's just joking around. (Right? I mean…) Chester's my best friend. (Is he?)
    Sam: If Chester was really your friend, would he still call you a monkey?
    Tim: Look, Flint. They came here to help, we all did. It's time to let us. [cut to a leaf of lettuce]
    Flint: [gives a speech to the foodimals] Okay, I don't know if you can understand me. [Meanwhile, Barry comes up to the foodimals, too. He starts to copy Flint's speech] I know you think I'm N-woo. But the truth is I'm no N-woo, I'm just a man. A man who's made a lot of mistakes in the last couple of days. And now my friends are in a lot of trouble, thanks to me. Someone once told me that I didn't need friends. That I could accomplish more by myself. I know now more than ever that he was wrong. We need all the friends we can get. And I need your help. All of you. Fruits, vegetables, and meats! I need you to help me to get into that factory, save our friends, and get our home back!
    [The foodimals start cheering]
    [Flint, his friends, and all the foodimals surround Chester in a circle, trapping him]
    Sam: It's over, Chester.
    Steve: Mustache.
    Flint: Now hand over the FLDSMDFR.
    Chester: NO! Never!
    Flint: Chester, there's nowhere to go!
    Chester: That's what you think. [to Barb] Save me, monkey!
    Barb: I'M AN APE!!! [swipes Flint's FLDSMDFR out of Chester's hands]
    Chester: Bad monkey! Give that back! Bad monk--! Whooaa! [begins to fall as the others watch; his holograms look from above] My holograms! Save me! [his holograms form into a net to save him from the Food Bar machine] You see, Flint? With my holograms… [as soon as his holograms touch him, however, they disappear] Oh, fudge. [ducks into his vest which bounces off the Food Bar machine like a pinball until he's finally launched towards the exit; last words] I saved myself! [just before he could go through the exit, however, the Cheespider grabs him with her cheese tongue and eats him... alive, killing him]
    [Brent groans in disgust]
    Manny: That will leave a bad taste in your mouth.
    Earl: Flint Lockwood, you are a fisherman.
    Steve: Happy.
    Brent: [laughs] Hey, look, rainbows!
    [very last scene]
    Barb: Hi, Steve. Hello, Steven. I'm Barb. So do you wanna go get coffee sometime?
    Steve: Dinner!
    Barb: [grabs Steve] Even better! [laughs]

## Cast

* Bill Hader - Flint Lockwood
** Bridget Hoffman (young)
*** Max Neuwirth (previously)
* Anna Faris - Sam Sparks
* Andy Samberg - "Chicken" Brent McHale
* Benjamin Bratt - Manny
* Neil Patrick Harris - Steve
* Terry Crews - Earl Devereaux
** Mr. T (previously)

### Supporting

* James Caan - Tim Lockwood
* Will Forte - Chester V
* Kristen Schaal - Barb
* Cody Cameron - Barry and the Dill Pickles

### Recurring

* Khamani Griffin - Cal Devereaux
** Bobb'e J. Thompson (previously)
* Al Roker - Patrick Patrickson
* Melissa Sturm - Sentinel Louise and Live Corp Scientist
* Craig Kellman - Flintly McCallahan and Idea Pants Guy
* Kris Pearn - Shrimpanzees

## See also

* Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (film)
** Cloudy: The Series

## External links

* Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 quotes at the Internet Movie Database