# Big Wolf on Campus

Big Wolf on Campus is a comedy television series that aired on the Fox Family Channel from 1999 to 2001.

## Season 1
### Pilot [1.1]

    Tommy: What's up man, you new here?
    Merton: No, Tommy. I'm Merton Dingle. We've had lockers next to each other since kindergarden.
    Tommy: Listen, you've gotta help me man. I'm not evil, I'm just... hairy.
    Becky: Tommy Dawkins, you are supposed to be cool? What are you doing here?
    Tommy: I am a... friend of your brother's.
    Merton & Becky: Really?!

### The Bookmobile [1.02]

    Merton: The librarian is a palm scanning human book absorbtionist. OK, that's not the latin name for it, but she's turning people into books.

### Butch Comes to Shove [1.03]

    Security guard: Detention is the cornerstone on which the cathedral of discipline is built.
    Tommy: The twist? A malted? I've got to send this guy back to where he belongs.
    Tommy: I guess I'm just going to have to handle this myself. As Tommy Dawkins.
       Merton kicks Tommy in the groin and Tommy turns into a werewolf.
    Merton: You know, just in case.
    Butch: Ah, this movie's lousy with rules. Don't Smoke. Don't go to second base. Well, I'm going out there. I can find a baby soon who ain't no prude.

### The Pleasantville Strangler [1.06]

    Merton: The strangler always sang ring around the rozy before he tried to strangle somebody.
    Tommy: Yeah, well, you know. I hope Stacey doesn't think these are hickies.

### Stage Fright [1.07]

    Becky: That was the lamest thing I've seen since Meet Joe Black.

### Invisible Merton [1.12]

    Tommy': You cheated on Dungeons & Dragons?
    Merton: Alastair Black put a spell on me, that's how! That goth-poser-warlock-wannabe!
    Tommy: He is obviously not a goth-poser-warlock-wannabe when he made you hand disappear.
    Merton: Oh, you are just saying that because you're his Vicepresident!
    Merton: When I'm totally invisible, I'm totally invisible FOREVER!
    Tommy: Don't worry man. I mean you think of something. You got a good head on your shoulders.
    Merton: Unfortunately... that's all I have!

### The Exor-Sis [1.20]

       Merton bumps into Tommy wearing a straight-jacket
    Tommy: Let me guess, T'n'T.
    Merton: Third time this week. I'm a senior getting stuffed into lockers. I'd have to check with the folks of Guinness, but I think that makes me the world's biggest LOSER!
    Merton: You know what really gets me, ever since your first transformation I been there for you. I helped keeping your secret, I looked for cures. The flea bath?!
    Tommy: Wait a second Merton, I think guilt makes me wolf-out!
    Merton: Yeah, but I've never complained, because I ever thought that someday you would be there for me. But no.
    Merton: Becky what is wrong with you? Did the Backstreet Boys break up?

### Game Over [1.22]
## Season 2
### Imaginary Fiend [2.08]

    Merton: Clue! I used to love this game. Vince and I played this all the time. And to keep things interesting we award extra points for the really creative murderer.
    Tommy: Who is Vince?
    Merton: He was my imaginary friend.
    Vince: It's Vince, in the lair, with the lead pipe. And it's playtime!
    Vince: You locked Vince up in that chest too, little buddy. But no hurt feelings, Vince is back and it's p-p-p-playtime!
    Merton: I don't wanna p-p-p-play with my imaginary friend!
    Merton: It's Merton, in the lair, freaking out!

### The Manchurian Werewolf [2.13]

    Merton: Don't know what I did to make you go wolfy, but I do apologies, You can de-wolf now!
    Merton: Tommy you just wolfed out and tried to kill me!
    Tommy: What? I would never hurt you, you are like my best friend.
    Merton: Really? Thanks man. Wait a minute, you just did attacked me!
    Merton: Tommy, would it mean anything to you when I would said the words, pizza's here?

### Manchu: Part Deux [2.14]

    Merton: I shouldn't even be here, you know. She is your girlfriend, not mine! She never was particular nice to me.
       Merton licks on stones
    Tommy: Dude if you are hungry, I've got that chicken sandwich. It smells funky, but...
    Merton: I'm not eating the rocks, Tommy! I'm tasting them.

### Clip Show: The Kiss of Death [2.22]
## Season 3
### Clip Show: The Sum of All Fears [3.21]
## External links

* Big Wolf on Campus quotes at the Internet Movie Database