# The Loud House (season 3)

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The Loud House (2016–present) is an American animated television series created by Chris Savino for Nickelodeon. The series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of an accident-prone boy named Lincoln Loud, who survives as the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.

## Episode 7
### Fandom Pains [3.7a]

    Lori: How excited are you for tonight's episode? [Goes to help Leni with the dishes.]
    Leni: So excited! According to rumors on social media, Tristan's going to turn the dungeon into a gym. Tristan working out, can you even? [They sigh dreamily.]
    Lucy: [Groans] Let's hope this works Edwin. [Places him on the table, takes a deep breath, and goes over to Lori and Leni.] Hey guys, now that we're all, um, ' VoM heads ', you have to join me in all of the super fun pre-show rituals.

### Rita Her Rights [3.7b]
## Episode 10
### Friendzy! [3.10B]

    Lisa: By my calculations, with this many people in the house, we could be approaching a threat level of Stampeding T-Rex!
    Friend 1: Hey, I was watching that!
    Friend 2: Too bad!
    Friend 3: No! Too bad for you!
    Friend 4: Give me the remote, I wanna watch the sports channel!
    Lisa: Uh-oh. Make that the Erupting Volcano!
    Lana: Not again, stop with your dumb chart!
    (The friends start fighting over the remote)
    Friend 3: Give me the remote! That's mine!

## Episode 20
### Jeers for Fears [3.20a]

    [While Lincoln and Clyde are going through their lockers, they hear Chandler and his friends talking]
    Richie: I hear the screams are so loud, you can't even hear yourself scream.
    Trent: I hear it's so scary, they give you diapers before you go in.
    Chandler: I hear a deranged clown chases you with barbecue tongs.
    Lincoln: What are you guys talking about?
    Richie: The Royal Woods House of Terror just opened up for the season and we're finally old enough to go. Check it out.

### Tea Tale Heart [3.20b]

    Lola: That should do it. [steps out of the room and sees Lincoln walking to his room. She gasps and quickly hides the doll behind her back.] Lincoln, hello! Lovely weather we're having...! [smiles nervously]
    Lincoln: "Uh, yeah, I guess. Hey, have you seen my glue?"
    Lola: [sees that the glue is on the table in her room and closes her door.] Pssh, why would I have? What do you think, I go around swiping people's glue?!
    Lincoln: You don't have to get mad about it. [closes his door]

## The Loudest Thanksgiving [Episode 21]

    Lori: OMG, Boo-Boo Bear, I am so excited for turkey day.
    Bobby: Me too. We haven't spent it with the Casagrandes in like five years. When we lived in Royal Woods, Mom always had to work the Thanksgiving shift at the hospital.
(Flashback to Bobby and Ronnie Anne eating their meals at the hospital with glum expressions. Maria approaches them holding a tray of food with what appears to be blood on her face and outfit.)
    Ronnie Anne and Bobby: Ahh!
    Maria: Oh, this is just cranberry sauce. I tripped on the way over.
(End flashback)
    Bobby: It wasn't great, but I always up to date on my booster shots.
    Rita: [clinks her glass] I'd like to make a toast. Bobby, Lori. I just want to say how much it means to have you here with us. [tears up] I don't know if I can't get through this.
    Lori: [touched] Oh, Mom.
    Hector: [clinks his glass] Uh, excuse me if I might. I'm sure it means a lot to you, Rita, but with all respect, it means more to us.
    Rita: Well, Hector, that seems really unlikely because nothing means more to us, 'kay?
    Rosa: Oh, really?
    Rita: Yeah.
    Rosa: Is that so?
    Rita: Yeah, that's right.
    [Lori and Bobby look at their relatives worried and the mountain of food melts down.]
    Hector: Forget the toast. I can say it so much better with music! [starts playing his guitar] We love Bobby and Lori more than... [Lynn Sr. elbows Luna and she dashes off] ...Anyone in the world.
    Luna: [brings in her axe and starts playing, cutting Hector off] FAMILY!
    [Her playing is then cut short when her axe gets unplugged, revealing that was Carl's doing and she glares at him]
    Carl: Oopsie.
    Lola: [viscously] How DARE YOU! [violently attacks Carl]
    Frida: Control your children! It is not safe to have Thanksgiving in this house!
    Rita: Well, if you don’t like it, YOU'RE WELCOME TO LEAVE! Not you, Bobby, you can stay.
    Frida: That's what you want, isn't it? To steal our precious Roberto away from us?! [hugs Bobby tightly]
    Lynn Sr.: [hugs Lori as well] Oh, oh, like you haven't been trying to steal Lori from us! Well guess what, BUCKO, it's not gonna happen!
    Lori: [pleading] Guys, guys, please stop!
    Louds (except Lily) and Casagrandes: STAY OUT OF THIS!!
    Rosa: Why would anybody want to spend Thanksgiving here, gnawing on your "dry-bird?"
    [Lynn Sr. breaks down, sobbing]
    Rita: [comforting her husband as he sobs] The turgooseon is delicious, the only problem is, you're lumpy gravy!
    Gravybot: [enters the dining room] Did someone say gravy? [squirts gravy on Rita as she shrieks in alarm]
    Rosa: [bumps Gravybot aside] No. They don't deserve it.
    Lisa: [Gravybot smashes into the wall and gravy flies up] Incoming!
    [Lisa jumped out of the way as the gravy splatters on Gravybot, he then malfunctions out of control, squirting gravy everywhere, and all over on Frida's painting]
    Frida: [gasps horrifyingly] My painting!
    Lori: I'm sorry, Boo-Boo Bear, I know you were looking forward to having a real Thanksgiving this year.
    Bobby: It's not all bad. [holds up some turkey jerky] I found this half-off turkey jerky.
    [Suddenly, Vanzilla and the Mercado van pull up and both families run out and inside the gas station, trampling Flip]
    Flip: Jumping jerky! Holy hot dogs! [gets up afterwards]
    Bobby: Whoa, how did you guys find us?
    Carlos and Lisa: Tracking devices. [both look at each other]
    Lynn Sr.: You left before trying my twice-baked tart.
    Rosa: [scoffs] They would prefer my flan.
    Lynn Sr.: Flan, shman. [chanting] Tart, tart, tart–!
    Bobby: Stop! Don't you guys see? This is why we left. We couldn't stand the fighting and competing.
    Lori: We don't want to choose sides. So maybe from now on, we should just spend Thanksgiving by ourselves.
    [Both the Louds and Casagrandes all now feel sadly guilty over how they've all been acting from earlier]
    Rosa: Well, nobody wants that.
    Lynn Sr.: We certainly don't.
    Maria: Lori, Bobby, I'm sorry we've been acting so childishly.
    Rita: We're sorry, too. It's just hard to let go of your kids. [to the Casagrandes] You know what? You should get Lori and Bobby for Thanksgiving.
    Hector: Well, goodness knows we haven't done anything to deserve that. They should spend it with you.
    Flip: Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you just rotate every year, huh? Much like the juicy hot dogs I'm selling at a mere 40% mark-up. Holiday discount.
    Bobby: Works for us.
    [They all agree and engage in a big group hug.]
    LJ: I'm glad we figured out future years, but what about right now? I'm starving!
    Bobby: Well, we've got hot dogs and sunflower seeds and 20 kinds of artisanal jerky. Maybe we could throw a dinner together here.
    Lynn Sr.: I'm game.
    Rosa: Me too.
    Frida: We could make this place look festive. I think I have some leftover decorations in the car.
    Rita: I'll help you.

## Cooked [Episode 24]

    Lincoln: Hey Dad, I've got an idea; why don't you let us take care of the promoting? [The sisters smile] I'm sure we can come up with something.
    Lola: Yeah! We can help Daddy!
    Luan: Of course, I'd be gland to do it. (giggles)
    Lola: Well, I'm done with looking at your FACE, Lori!
[The rest of the sisters, minus Lori and Leni, angrily go back to their rooms, but Lincoln calls out to them.]
    Lincoln: Guys, wait! What are we gonna do for the grand opening?