# Last words in Tales From the Crypt media

Following are last words from Tales From the Crypt media.

## TV series
### Season 1

* No! It's not right! No! Nooo! It ain't right—
** Who: Charley Ledbetter
** Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1]
** Note: Character, a death row inmate, says this right before he is killed in an electric chair.
* Shut up, Cynthia! Shut up, Cynthia! No, no, wait wait wait wait wait—
** Who: Theodore Carne
** Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1]
** Note: Character, a man acquitted of murder, says this before being eletrocuted in a hot tub by the protagonist, Niles Talbot.
* What? No!
** Who: Cynthia Baldwin
** Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1]
** Note: Says this before being electrocuted along with her lover, Theodore Carne.
* It's my job. That's why I did it, 'cause it's my job. If a man ain't good at his job, then what the hell is he good for? What's anything good for?
** Who: Niles Talbot
** Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1]
** Note: Says this before he is put to death in the very electric chair he used to run.
* What are you, deaf? I said let me have it!
** Who: Husband
** Source: "And All Through the House" [Episode 1x2]
** Note: Says this before being killed with a fireplace poker by his wife.
* Wait, slow down! Wait! Wait!
** Who: Dr. Emil Manfred
** Source: "Dig That Cat...He's Real Gone" [Episode 1x3]
** Note: Says this as Ulric forces his car off the road, killing him.
* No! No! No!
* Oh yeah, I'm ready.
* Coralee, pull the—pull the lever.
* I'm ready to die.
* Come on, asshole! Where'd you get that hat?
* Coralee, baby? [Coralee: Yeah?] What do you say we take a vacation? Go to Vegas, catch Wayne Newton's act, hop over to the Bahamas, and then we'll skip over to Paris? Hey, did I tell you? Polanski wants to film my life story. All of 'em.
* Somebody! I don't have nine lives! Somebody! LET ME OUT!
** Who: Ulric
** Source: "Dig That Cat...He's Real Gone" [Episode 1x3]
** Note: Each line is spoken before Ulric, a carnival performer, is killed and resurrected; final line spoken when he realizes he has used up the last of the ninth cat's life he was surgically instilled with.
* Who are you?
** Who: Ronnie Price
** Source: "Only Sin Deep" [Episode 1x4]
** Note: Says this as he is being shot by his unrecognizably aged girlfriend, Sylvia Vane.
* Nooooo!
** Who: Charles
** Source: "Lover Come Hack to Me" [Episode 1x5]
** Note: Says this before hacked to death by his wife, Peggy.
* Anita, no! Anita, no!
** Who: Jonas
** Source: "Collection Completed" [Episode 1x6]
** Note: Says this before being struck with a hammer by his wife, Anita.

### Season 2

* Cha—
** Who: Cathy Marno
** Source: "Dead Right" [Episode 2x1]
** Note: Says this as she is being stabbed to death by her husband, Charlie Marno.
* I LOVE YOU! I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU! FOREVER AND EVER!
** Who: Margaret Richardson
** Source: "'Til Death" [Episode 2x4]
** Note: Says this before apparently succumbing to a fatal love potion.
* No, it's the law. One can't be too careful in this climate.
** Who: Freddy
** Source: "'Til Death" [Episode 2x4]
** Note: Character, a doctor, says he had Margaret Richardson's body embalmed, right before her reanimated corpse sneaks up behind him and decapitates him.
* Noooo!
** Who: Logan Andrews
** Source: "'Til Death" [Episode 2x4]
** Note: Says this before consuming rat poison to escape his undead mistress; is later brought back to life by a voodoo priestess in order to keep him trapped in life.
* You're crazy! You're out of your fucking mind!
** Who: Alan
** Source: "Three's a Crowd" [Episode 2x5]
** Note: Says this before being shot with an arrow by an insanely jealous husband, Richard.
* Where's Alan?
** Who: Della
** Source: "Three's a Crowd" [Episode 2x5]
** Note: Says this shortly before being strangled by her jealous husband, Richard.
* Help me, Gloria!
** Who: Sebastian Fielding
** Source: "The Sacrifice" [Episode 2x7]
** Note: Says this as he is dropped from a high-rise apartment patio to his death.
* Plenty...forty-eight...hate this...set you free...
** Who: James Reed
** Source: "The Sacrifice" [Episode 2x7]
** Note: Says this before dying from an intentional drug overdose.
* Come on! Let's go, goddammit! Let's hurry it up! Pull the switch! Shoot me the juice! FRY ME!
** Who: Marty Slash
** Source: "For Cryin' Out Loud" [Episode 2x8]
** Note: Says this before being executed in an electric chair, eager to escape his conscience.
* No. Who?
** Who: Ms. Kilbasser
** Source: "For Cryin' Out Loud" [Episode 2x8]
** Note: Says this before being bludgeoned to death by Marty Slash, using a guitar given to him by Pete Townsend.
* You fool. You stupid old fool.
** Who: Louisa Yates
** Source: "The Four-Sided Triangle" [Episode 2x9]
** Note: Says this before being stabbed through the back with a pitchfork by Mary Jo.
* Billy, get 'im off me! Get 'im off me! Get 'im off me!
** Who: Mr. Ingles
** Source: "The Ventriloquist's Dummy" [Episode 2x10]
** Note: Says this as his malformed twin, Morty—who had been posing as his ventriloquist's dummy—chews out his throat.
* Hi, uncle. What are you doing with my ball?
** Who: Bobby Thornberry
** Source: "Fitting Punishment" [Episode 2x12]
** Note: Says this before his greedy and abusive uncle, Ezra Thornberry, kills him after knocking him down a flight of stairs with a basketball.
* Somebody help me! No! No! Nooo!
** Who: Ezra Thornberry
** Source: "Fitting Punishment" [Episode 2x12]
** Note: Says this before he is killed by the vengeful spirit of his murdered nephew, Bobby Thornberry.

### Season 3

* Ohhh shiiiiiit...
** Who: Edward Foster
** Source: "Loved to Death" [Episode 3x1]
** Note: Says this after sipping a poisoned drink, unaware that his intended target, Miranda Singer, obviously switched glasses.
* Yes, let's.
** Who: Miranda Singer
** Source: "Loved to Death" [Episode 3x1]
** Note: Says this shortly before jumping out of a window off-screen, after unwittingly poisoning Edward Foster.
* No – fuck you.
** Who: Policeman
** Source: "Carrion Death" [Episode 3x2]
** Note: Says after being shot by an escaped serial killer, Earl Raymond Digs.
* I'm Lou Paloma. Blow me.
** Who: Luigi "Lou" Paloma
** Source: "The Trap" [3x3]
** Note: Character's last words before being executed for his own murder.

### Season 4

* You know, I think I forgot to ask. [Helen: You...] Isn't that silly of me?
** Who: Joyce
** Source: "Beauty Rest" [Episode 4x5]
** Note: Says this before dying from a spiked drink given by her roommate, Helen.
* Yeah. So what kind of girl are you?
** Who: Druscilla
** Source: "Beauty Rest" [Episode 4x5]
** Note: Says this before being strangled in her dressing room by Helen.
* You're crazy! I'm calling the cops, you hear? The cops! The cops!
** Who: Mr. Chumley
** Source: "What's Cookin'" [Episode 4x6]
** Note: Said to one of his renters, Fred, before he is murdered off-screen by Gaston.
* Ellen!
** Who: Jonathan Renfield
** Source: "Strung Along" [Episode 4x12]
** Note: Says this shortly before dying of a heart attack
* Come on, we don't have that much time.
** Who: David
** Source: "Strung Along" [Episode 4x12]
** Note: Says this shortly before his throat is slit by one of Joseph Renfield's marionettes.
* This isn't funny.
** Who: Ellen Renfield
** Source: "Strung Along" [Episode 4x12]
** Note: Says this shortly before being stabbed by one of Joseph Renfield's marionettes.

### Season 5

* You lied to me, all of you!
** Who: Judd Campbell
** Source: "Death of Some Salesmen" [Episode 5x1]
** Note: Says this just before being killed by a family he has tried to swindle.

### Season 6

* Help me...
** Who: Todd
** Source: "The Assassin" [Episode 6x8]
** Note: Says this as his necktie gets caught in a treadmill, strangling him.
* Son of a bitch!
** Who: William
** Source: "The Assassin" [Episode 6x8]
** Note: Says this before Janet McKay stabs him through the eye with a siletto heel.
* Ronald?
** Who: Simone "Gwen" Bardou
** Source: "The Assassin" [Episode 6x8]
** Note: Says this before being shot by Janet McKay, who is revealed to be a disguised CIA assassin.
* Willa—
** Who: Luden Sandelton
** Source: "99 & 44/100 Pure Horror" [Episode 6x14]
** Note: Says this before being bludgeoned to death by his wife, Willa Sandleton.
* You always wanted to shower with me, Lu. Here's your chance.
** Who: Willa Sandelton
** Source: "99 & 44/100 Pure Horror" [Episode 6x14]
** Note: Says this as she takes a shower with a bar of soap manufactured from Luden Sandelton's body; the hydroflouric acid from Luden's body causes Willa's to dissolve.
* Naw, that's an old trick I picked up at Benny's shooting gallery on Coney Island. And if you don't quit stalling, I'll show you some other tricks I learned in Brooklyn.
** Who: Lou Spinelli
** Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15]
** Note: Says this before being bludgeoned with a statue by his cheating wife, Betty Spinelli.
* Lou...
** Who: Erika
** Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15]
** Note: Says this before being shot by Betty Spinelli, while making a 911 call to report Lou Spinelli's murder.
* Oh, my God!
** Who: Dr. Oscar Charles
** Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15]
** Note: Says this before being crushed by Lou's car along with Betty Spinelli.
* Run! Ruuun!
** Who: Betty Spinelli
** Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15]
** Note: Says this before being crushed by Lou's car along with Dr. Oscar Charles.

### Season 7

* You bitch.
** Who: Armed Robber #1
** Source: "Cold War" [Episode 7x6]
** Note: Says this before being shot to death by Cammy.
* Right— Aw, shit.
** Who: Cutter
** Source: "Cold War" [Episode 7x6]
** Note: Says this as he tries to light a cigarette, after being shot by a convenience store robber.
* Come here!
** Who: Barry
** Source: "Smoke Wrings" [Episode 7x6]
** Note: Says this shortly before he jumps out of a window to his death.
* Reverend?
** Who: Lucy
** Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10]
** Note: Says this before she has her throat slit by Reverend Jonathan's illegitimate daughter, Leah.
* What are you doing?
** Who: Sarah
** Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10]
** Note: Says this as she is being strangled by her husband, Reverend Jonathan, after finding Lucy's body.
* God is my protector! He is the Wo—
** Who: Leah
** Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10]
** Note: Says this before she is bludgeoned and stabbed with a crucifix by Reverend Jonathan.
* Father...what have you done?
** Who: Abigail
** Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10]
** Note: Says this to Reverend Jonathan before she dies, revealing herself to be a twin on the back of Leah's head.
* Well, then let her in stupid, so the fun can begin!
** Who: Drinky Pig
** Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13]
** Note: Says this shortly before being mutilated and eaten by Mr. Wolf, who is posing as a female pig.
* Come right on in, miss!
** Who: Smokey Pig
** Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13]
** Note: Says this shortly before being mutilated and eaten by Mr. Wolf, who is posing as a female pig.
* Little pig, little pig, quit stabbing my head! You can't kill what's already dead!
** Who: Zombie Pig
** Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13]
** Note: Says this before being electrocuted by its creator, Dudley Pig.
* Must destroy!
** Who: Dudley Pig
** Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13]
** Note: Says this before being eaten by Mr. Wolf, which bursts from the corpse of Zombie Pig.