# The Dukes of Hazzard (film)

The Dukes of Hazzard is a 2005 film about the Duke family of fictional Hazzard County, Georgia. Based on the hit television series that ran from 1979-1985, the story centers on the Dukes' efforts to save the family farm from the nefarious money-making schemes of Boss Hogg and his cronies.
    Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar
    Written by Jonathan Davis and John O'Brien

## The Balladeer

(actor Junior Brown)
* "Jesse Duke has been to two places in his life: Hazzard County and Korea. As far as he's concerned, that's one place too many."
* "When you're flying by the seat of your pants, nothing sounds better than a Plan B."

## Jesse Duke

(actor Willie Nelson)
* "The only way I'm leavin' the ranch is in a wooden box!"
* Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock.
Guy said, "Why don't you watch where you're going." The drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else."
* "An apple a day will keep the doctor away, darling."
"Do you know why devorces are so expensive? Because they are worth it!"

## Roscoe P. Coltrane

(actor M.C. Gainey)
* (To Cooter) "Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor!"

## Daisy Duke

(actress Jessica Simpson)
* "I think something bounced up into my undercarriage."
* "Enos, where's Boss Hogg and Roscoe?" (Enos- At your farm) "Thank you Enos. That might be a new record."

## Mr. Prickett

* (To Daisy about his car) "She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine."

## Dialogue

    Jesse Duke: Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra?
    Luke Duke: No.
    Jesse Duke: He gets taller!
    Jesse Duke: You know why tornadoes and blonds are so much alike?
    Luke Duke: No.
    Jesse Duke: At first, there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house.
    Jesse Duke: Know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
    Luke Duke: No.
    Jesse Duke: You get a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye.
    Jesse Duke: You know why divorces are so expensive?
    Luke Duke: No.
    Jesse Duke: Because they're worth it!
    Sheev: Hmm, might be a wet fuse.
    Bo Duke: Maybe its backwards.
    Sheev: It's supposed to be backwards, it's a Chinese fuse.
    Bo Duke: No, I mean it's backwards from the way it's supposed to be.
    Sheev: Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China?
    Bo Duke: I ate Chinese food once.
    Sheev: Yeah, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend.
    Bo Duke: I dated a Korean girl in high school.
    Sheev: That is a totally different Oriental nation. Get an education!
    Bo Duke: You're the one who got the fuse wrong.

## Cast

* Johnny Knoxville as Luke Duke
* Seann William Scott as Bo Duke
* Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke
* Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg
* Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse Duke
* David Koechner as Cooter Davenport
* M.C. Gainey as Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
* Michael Weston as Deputy Enos Strate
* Lynda Carter as Pauline
* James Roday as Billy Prickett
* Kevin Heffernan as Derek "Sheev" Sheevington
* Nikki Griffin as Katie-Lynn Johnson
* Jacqui Maxwell as Annette
* Alice Greczyn as Laurie Pullman
* Junior Brown as The Balladeer (narrator)
* Joe Don Baker as Governor Jim Applewhite
* Barry Corbin as Bill Pullman