# P-Valley/Season 2

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## Season 2
### Pussyland [2.01]

    Autumn: [To Andre] I guess Chucalissa crept up in my veins like a good vice.
    Woddy: Ain't you scared?
    Murda: No. I ain't scared of the living.
    Autumn: Nothing works. Paint the walls red, bloodstains also bleed back through.
    Big Al: Hand me that hex key.
    Clifford: Chile, what that is?
    Clifford: [To Autumn] Ain't no use in being the richest bitch in the graveyard, Hailey.
    Autumn: [To Clifford] I gave you 15 percent of ownership.
    Big Al: Is that what getting rid of bodies goes for nowadays? I'm just asking ... for a friend.
    Big Al: We got denied a relief loan again, talking about how we non-essential.
    Clifford: How is we non-essential? Do they know how many niggas run around here with blue balls?
    Clifford: Jupiter, I hope you don't got no baby-daddy drama.
    Jupiter: I don't even know who he is so we good.
    Mercedes: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
    Autumn: C'mon. Last dance.
    Mercedes: Sheee-it.
    Uncle Clifford: [To patron] I'm gonna need you to come deep inside.
    Patron: [To Autumn] You dancin' tonight?
    Big Al: You don't want to see that dance.
    Autumn: Need a receipt?
    Patron: No. Uh-uh. I don't need no evidence.
    Big Al: Smart man.

### Seven Pounds of Pressure [2.02]

    Autumn: [To Andre] I'm waiting on that big-dick offer. You gonna give it?
    'Woddy": [To Murda and Big Teak] Somebody's got to be alive to bury y'all.
    Clifford: I'm too much of a cat to be fucked by a kitten.
    Uncle Clifford: [To Corbin] Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.
    Uncle Clifford: It wasn't five years ago that you didn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
    Corbin: Well, thank God for dad daddies.
    Clifford: And dead mayors too.
    Autumn: [To Corbin] We appreciate your low-dick offer.
    Uncle Clifford: But we're wondering if there might be some bigger dick out in the sea.
    Autumn: Might have gotten us out of a hole. But even the Devil started out as an angel.
    Big Al: [To Mercedes] Might have gotten us out of a hole. But even the Devil started out as an angel.
    Bailey: Do you ever get (Autumn's) real name?
    Keyshawn: You never ask a stripper her real name. If she's gonna give it to you, you gotta earn it.
    Uncle Clifford: [To Big Al] Well, tell them we ain't open ... yet.
    Corbin: Well, closed legs don't get fed.
    Mercedes: I ain't no motherfuckin' coach.
    Autumn: You are, actually.
    Big Al: Give me your name and give me your number.
    Big Bone: They call me Big Bone, baby.
    Big Al: Big Bone, meet Big Al.

### The Dirty Dozen [2.03]

    Murda: You kiss sloppy.
    Keyshawn: You welcome, nigga.
    Duffy: Your friend [whispers] can't be dropping knowledge like that and walking away.
    Roulette: She do that sometimes.
    Whisper: You really might be from Hell. You got a lot of darkness in you.
    Roulette: Excuse you?
    Whisper: That wasn't no shade. We all need a little Hell in our lives. It makes you appreciate the light.
    Mercedes: I ain't no ho.
    Farrah: You're getting paid $10,000 a weekend to have sex in a condo with my husband, correct? Don't worry. I don't get paid that much and I have to lay under him all fuckin' week. Want to trade places?
    Mercedes: Hell, no.
    Patrice: [To Wayne] The only reason you on the ballot is because the mayor's dead. But I digress.
    Clifford: [To Big Bone] You'd best bring your best poppin' playlist because we opening doors, legs, and wallets...
    Clifford: Can't nobody replace Mercedes.
    Autumn: Everybody can be replaced.
    Clifford: [To Autumn] 69 is a real nice position to take. It shows you can suck it and take it at the same damn time.
    Patrice: [To Terrika] You sure look like Mercedes when you lie.
    Coach: I don't need the exposure.
    Mercedes: But I bet you need that Mercedes experience.
    Mercedes: [To Roulette] Mind the business that pays you.

### Demethrius [2.04]

    Mercedes: [To Autumn] You're an easy bitch to love but an easier bitch to hate.
    Clifford: You look like a man whose wife has just cheated on him.
    Andre: I am.
    Clifford: Well, damn.
    Clifford: You need some sugar.
    Ernestine: All the sugar I need is that black panther over there.
    Farrah: What if I fall?
    Mercedes: What if you fly?
    Duffy: [To Clifford] You know I got ho's and bro's in all different areas, don't ya?
    Farrah: [To Mercedes] So why were you in such a hurry to leave us all high and wet?
    Brittany: What you doin', Andre? You ain't gonna win.
    Andre: Well, I've certainly got nothing left to lose.
    Autumn: Corbin, what's you doing here so early in the morning?
    Corbin: It's noon.
    Autumn: I guess I'm still on stripper time.
    Murda: Woddy, where my promos at?
    Woddy: You would look good in some lashes and some nails, too. Uncle Murda is the name.
    Ernestine: Well, there goes the 'hood. Well, you just earned me a side of 'not your business' with that salad. Well, I'm going to give it right back to you, topped with a side of jalapenos, because I'm a classy bitch.
    Roulette: [To Big L] Well, you just earned me a side of 'not your business' with that salad. Well, I'm going to...
    Brazil: 'Lette, I don't know why you complainin'. Work on the street is you got diverse income streams.
    Roulette: Bitch, what you talking about?
    Clifford: [To Lauren] You that heifer that fell asleep under the table after throwing up her whole divorce...
    Lauren: Most importantly, everyone needs to wear a mask at all times.
    Uncle Clifford: Don't you see what the fuck's on my face?

### White Knights [2.05]

    Rome: Don't worry. I already cleared everything with your little Justin Bieber. He's great.
    Keyshawn: That wasn't the deal. I gotta get home.
    Keyshawn: [To Rome] Rome, can you stop? You makin' me seasick.

### Savage [2.06]

    Big Bone: Why you don't do security for The Pynk no more? You must have tried to save one of them ho's that wasn't ready to be saved.
    Diamond: Who told you that?
    Big Bone: Your eyes. They're so heavy that every time you be fuckin' me, they be closed. Next time, I want those chestnut eyes wide open.
    Big Bone: What is it?
    Diamond: It's protection.
    Big Bone: You don't seem like the type of nigger that needs no protection.

### Jackson [2.07]

    Autumn: [To Clifford] History is important, yes, but so is the future.
    Autumn: I thought you ghosted me.
    Uncle Clifford: Child, I'm the last ghost you need to be worried about in this here building.

### The Death Drop [2.08]

    Mercedes: Maybe I ain't meant to fly no more.
    Clifford: Niggers come to see you fall, not fly. And your injury ain't in your shoulder. It's in your head.
    Uncle Clifford: [To Mercedes] Uh-uh-uh. Ain't no cryin' in The Pynk.

### Snow [2.09]

    Stripper: Mercedes must get it from her momma.
    Andre: Blame my rise in the polls for the passion I have for my hometown.
    Newscaster: Or perhaps that stripper magic.

### Mississippi Rule [2.10]

    Corbin: [To Andre] Don't mind me. Liquor makes me a little cunty.
    Brittany: Well, I guess I deserve this, huh?
    Andre: Yeah, you fuckin' do.