# Rocko's Modern Life/Season 4

Rocko's Modern Life Seasons: 1/2/3/4 Specials: Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling
Rocko's Modern Life is an American animated series premiered on September 18, 1993 to November 24, 1996. The series follows a Wallaby named Rocko and his friends, Heffer and Filburt.

### Episode 1
#### With Friends Like These [4.1a]

    Rocko: HERE'S A TICKET FOR YOU... AND A TICKET FOR YOU... AND TICKETS FOR EVERYBODY!!!!! Now we can all... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

#### Sailing The Seven Zzz's [4.1b]

    Heffer: (as a pirate, using a pseudo-Swedish accent) I'll be takin' that map from yew.
    Mr. Bighead: (sleepwalking, as a pirate) Good gads. What sort of accent is that?
    Mr. Bighead: (sleepwalking, as a pirate) Poop the deck and waffle me winky.
    Rocko: Mr. Bighead! WOULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?!!!
    Filburt: Hey, fellas?
    Heffer, Rocko: You're nauseous.
    Filburt: Right. (vomits offscreen)

### Episode 3
#### Pranksters [4.3a]

    Heffer: [repeated line] Yes, Granny Rocko.

#### From Here to Maternity [4.3b]

    Filburt: [imitating Rocko] "Hey, look, fellas! I'm in jail! Heh heh..."
    Rocko: Oh, come on, Filburt.
    Filburt: Back off, Peter Cottontail! You're the reason we're in this mess!
    Dr. Hutchinson: Hi honey, how are you? Oh, my babies!
    Gilbert, Shellbert and Missy: [first words] Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy...
    [The egg breaks, revealing there are four babies including a steer cow with glasses, turtle twins with glasses and a yellow cat]
    Heffer: Oh, Rocko. Aren't they cute?
    Dr. Hutchinson: Come to mommy. Oh, my little ones.
    Heffer: Oh, I'm so happy for you, Filburt!
    Filburt: Not now, I fainted.
    Dr. Hutchinson: No, you haven't. You're still conscious.
    Filburt: Oh, but I have.
    [Norbert then walks over to the two]
    Dr. Hutchinson: But your eyes are open, Silly.
    Filburt: Oh, what do you know?
    Rocko: Go away.
    Dr. Hutchinson: Oh, Daddy's just playing. He didn't faint at all.
    Filburt: Oh, yes I did.
    [Hutchinson then kisses Filburt as the camera irises out on them; during the end, in the black screen is Norbert following Rocko]
    Rocko: No, no. Go away. [he leaves as Norbert follows him] Go home.

### Episode 4
#### Wallaby On Wheels [4.4b]

    DJ: Okay, all skate.
    Heffer: Try not to flail so much.
    DJ: Now backwards.
    Heffer: Be the skates, Rock.
    DJ: Skate on your hands.
    Heffer: Try to get all five of your stomachs evenly distributed over the skates.
    DJ: Skate on your nose.
    Heffer: Put your nose... [muffled]
    DJ: Skate all willy-nilly like an idiot.
    Heffer: [imitating Rocko's skating] Now you're getting it, Rocko!

### Episode 9
#### Closet Clown [4.9a]
#### Seat to Stardom [4.9b]

    Rocko: Can you see anything, Heff?
    Heffer: Just the back of a bunch of heads. How about you, Rocko?
    Rocko: Naw. Looks like a forest of ankles down here. Filburt?
    Filburt: [looking at someone's butt crack] I've got a bird's eye view of the Grand Canyon.
    [during the end of the episode, we see that Heffer is wedgie boy and then we cut to the "The End" screen]
    Heffer: "The End!" Get it?! "The End"?! [laughs] No "butts" about it!

### Episode 13
#### Put to Pasture [4.13a]
#### Future Schlock [4.13b]

    [In the future of O-Town, Filburt's sons, Gilbert and Norbert, are searching around inside Rocko's abandoned house]
    Norbert: [from upstairs as sound of glass shatters] Ouch!
    Gilbert: What was that?!
    Norbert: I think I broke an antique!
    Gilbert: [annoyed] Ah, for Pete's sake. [heads upstairs and finds Norbert in a room, sitting on the floor and holding a photo frame] What'd you break?
    Norbert: It's a picture.
    Gilbert: I believe the correct term was "phonograph."
    [last lines of the series]
    Rocko: So, Filb, what have you been up to these past 17 years? [beat]
    Filburt: Are you kiddin'?
    Heffer: [singing] Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer on the wall... / Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer...