# Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder

Into the Wild Green Yonder is a 2009 direct-to-DVD animated film based on the Futurama series.
    Directed by Peter Avanzino. Written by Ken Keeler, based on a story by Keeler and David X. Cohen.

## Fry

* Bite my shiny metal hat!
* Six, seven, eight; lock the gate. One, two, three; turn the key. Thirty, fifty, ten; my dirty shifty friend?
* Where are you? And me?
* Stop making your point so ineffectively!
* Leela's not just a chick, she's the chick I love. But don't tell her I called her a 'chick,' or she'll kill me.

## Bender

* It's not all about money; although I would like much much more.
* [when trying to bend a brick wall] Granted, it's not on the list of approved bendables, but I'm... so... great!
* [when dressed as a hooker as a distraction] Why hello boys [gets shot] Your eyes say no, but your machine gun fire says [gets shot more]
* [last full line of the four-movie sequence] Into the breach meatbags...or not. Whatever.
* Say, speaking of whatever the hell you just said, I need to make a cell phone telephone call. Can I borrow your cell phone telephone?
* Hehehe. Quit touching my junk, pervert!!!!!!
* Hello Blue Bird, this is Mr. Fabulous, we are go for cheesing it!
* [playing poker] Read ‘em and weep. And then tell me what they are.
* you can't open your mouth if your your tongue is out...try it...you can do it but you look like a dog...you laugh at yourself and your smiling because you know that you have been tricked

## Zapp Brannigan

* Bender here has identified the femdito commander as my ex-lover, Turanga Leela, whom I once made love at.
* Captaining 101: Go for the nose!
* Same speed ahead!
* My bloodhound-like instincts must have hunted them down while my other parts were throbbing to Duran Duran.
* Ladies, you're under arrest. Prepare to be boarded again and again.
* [seeing the Professor, Hermes and Fry dancing in the cage] Something is very wrong here. And yet, a bit right.
* My God, I must be the greatest public speaker ever. They're suckling at the teat of my every syllable-le.
* All good things must come to an end. Preferably in a humongous explosion.

## Others

* Joey Mousepad: Hey Don, ain't dat your wife, what wit ya had dat weddin' wit?
* Hermes: OK, everybody take a shovel, and a sixth of the planet. We'll meet back here in 50 years, our bodies broken and our lives wasted.
* Clamps: The clamps! Or a clamp-like device.
* Leo Wong: [as Fry massages his feet] Ooh, that nice. Get between the toes, very dirty.
* Calculon: I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent, and most of all, my operating system, Windows Vista ['Windows' 7 for network release] for everything...[begins malfunctioning] System Error!
* Mom: Ugh, if only I had all the money in the world...oh wait a second, I do! [cackles madly]
* Donbot: Now, I am suspicious.
* Donbot: You see this gun? [crumbles it] That's what I'm going to do to him if he wins.
* Zoidberg: Say, what's that violet-coloured dwarf-like star-thing we're drifting towards?
* Zoidberg: Ah, I hate to see it come to an end. [as career chip is taken out] Yee! When will it end!?
* Scruffy: Life goes on, but I believe we'll forever carry the pain on the inside. [turns the page of his Play-Boy-Ar-Dee magazine] Mm-hmm.
* Amy: Oh no! A rooster! That indicates it’s the following morning!
* Leela: Zoidberg, I’m very surprised at you slightly.
* Snoop Dogg: Naked ladies, Naked ladies, Naked ladies, Naked ladies.
* Richard Nixon's head: The one thing no-one suspects is that I really did stage the moon landing...on Venus! Aroo! [laughes evilly]

## Dialogue

    Number 9 Guy: The fate of the universe is in your hands.
    Fry: I get that a lot.
    Leela: Crudnuggets! We de-spaced right next to the Nimbus!
    Zoidberg: Just when you think the chase is over, it gets twice as exciting!
    Bender: All in.
    Fry: But you didn't even look at your cards!
    Bender: Looking at one's cards is a crutch for players who rely on skill.
    Number 9 Man: For the sake of those you love, you must keep this secret! Do you footswear?
    Fry: Hmm. Okay. I footswear.
    Bender: What's the matter with big-butt?
    Leo Wong: Ah, don't worry about her, she just hungry.
    Leela: Everyone put your hands in the air.
    Snoop Dogg: Should we wave them like we just don't care?
    Leela: That's optional.
    Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,, so help you God?
    Richard Nixon: [nervously] Uhh...Am I under oath when I take the oath?
    LaBarbara: Sweet she-cattle of Seattle!
    Hermes: Not your strong suit woman!
    Fry: That sounds good.
    Hutch: It's better than good. It's better.
    Professor Farnsworth: Planet Express is done for. What with our delivery crew missing, and the abysmal sales of "Tickle Me Bender"...[holds up said doll, tickles it]
    Bender doll: [giggles, then angrily] QUIT TOUCHING MY JUNK, PERVERT!
    Leela: I can't believe you ratted me out, Fry.
    Fry: I'm not a rat, I swear! If I'm any rodent it's the loyal Capybara, king of the rats. No, wait—
    Zapp Brannigan: How many men did we lose, Kif?
    Kif Kroker: All of them, sir.
    Zapp: Well, at least they won't have to mourn each other.
    Bender: My arms! I'll never paint again!
    Kif: You can't sue the military.
    Bender: Oh, I'm okay then.
    Kif: Shall I initiate a pointless and potentially fatal pursuit?
    Zapp: Make it so!
    Bender: It's gonna be fun on the bun...in space!
    Leela: [to Bender] Why are you breaking us out? You're the one who put us in here!
    Bender: Ah, but I'm Bender, baby, king of the combination shot. I put you in so that by busting you out, I could commit 50 felonies at once, putting me miles ahead of you for all-time longest wrap sheet.
    Leela: You're one devious bastard.
    Bender: That's what it says on my vanity plate!
   * Vanity plate reads: 1DVSBSTD
    No. 9 Guy: We’re on Mars, in a forgotten cavern abandoned by the native Martians a million years ago.
    Fry: Actually, it was five years ago. I remember ‘cause they washed my socks.
    No. 9 Guy: You must not let that happen.
    Fry: [writing] "Must let happen."
    No. 9 Guy: Not happen!
    Fry: "Must let occur."
    Fry: Well, this is the end. There's so many things I wanted to say to you.
    Leela: Like what?
    Fry: Like: "This is not the end". But mostly just... I love you, Leela.
    Leela: Maybe I waited too long to say this, but... I love you too. WORMHOLE!
    Zoidberg: I don’t quite know how to say this. Fry is dead!
    [everyone cries]
    Fry: [sitting up] Ow...
    Zoidberg: Wait, not dead, the other thing.

## See also

* Futurama
* Futurama: Bender's Big Score
* Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs
* Futurama: Bender's Game