# No Hard Feelings (2023 film)

No Hard Feelings is a 2023 American sex comedy film about a 32-year-old Uber driver who answers an ad to date a shy 19-year-old in order to boost his confidence prior to college.
    Directed by Gene Stupnitsky. Written by Gene Stupnitsky and John Phillips.

## Maddie Barker

* [sees a couple on their phone in a bedroom] Does anyone even fuck anymore?
* [after a car honks at her while she roller-blades on the road] YOU THINK I CHOSE THIS?!

## Percy

* [protesting skinny dipping in the ocean at night] Isn't this how Jaws started?

## Dialogue

    Maddie: Do you want me to date him, or "date" him?
    Laird, Allison: Yes!
    Laird: Date him!
    Allison: Date him!
    Laird: Date him hard!
    Maddie: I'll date his brains out!
    Maddie: [after fighting a few kids in the nude] What about you? Want some business?
    Beach Bully: No, no, no, take it, take it.
    Maddie: You think it's cool to steal clothes?
    Beach Bully: You need fucking help. Call the cops.
    Maddie: Stay the fuck out of Montauk!
    Maddie: It was a long time ago. Who cares?
    Percy: I care.
    Maddie: I had this really intense dream about you last night. Don't ask.
    Percy: Of course. That's private.
    Maddie: Do you ever have those?
    Percy: Uh, intense dreams? Um... Actually, uh, yeah.
    Maddie: Tell me.
    Percy: You know Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad?
    Maddie: Okay.
    Percy: I had this one dream where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog. So she'd locked me in one of the dog cages and dragged me back to her hideout. I kicked at the cage and screamed. [Maddie looks confused]
    Maddie: And that made you cum?
    Percy: Uh... I did not.
    Maddie: How the fuck is that a sex dream?
    Percy: You asked me if I have intense dreams.
    Cameron B: [filming himself on phone] Yo, yo, what's going on, you guys? It's your boy, Cameron B. We are kicking the summer off right at a sick house party in Montauk.
    Trash Gucci: [also filming himself] Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci. If you or someone you know is being bullied, never be afraid to speak up. [Maddie steps in the background of their filming to use the beer keg] Bullying is not a...
    Cameron B: [to Maddie] Excuse me, ma'am. Can you not do that while we're recording? Thank you.
    Maddie: Just getting a beer, Frosted.
    Cameron B: [to Trash Gucci] Did she just call me Frosted? [he and his friend train their phones on Maddie] That, my friends, is what we call a bully, huh?
    Maddie: Oh, no, not a phone. Someone help, I'm being filmed.
    Jim: You could always sell your kidney. You could sell your hair, your plasma, your eggs. The human body's a cash cow. People don't understand that.
    Sara: Jim, I can feel our baby getting dumber.
    [at a bar with Maddie]
    Percy: I just hope my parents don’t find out that I’m here.
    Maddie: Do they come here?
    Percy: No, no. They track my phone.
    Maddie: Wow, okay. Do they microchip you too?
    Percy: You're gonna be okay.
    Maddie: What are you, some kind of wise Buddha? You're gonna be okay.
    Percy: We're both gonna be okay.
    [Maddie is being kicked out of a teen's party]
    Maddie: Your fucking parents are here?
    Party Mother: You think our son would have a party without our consent?

## Taglines

* Pretty. Awkward.
* Not a love story.

## Cast

* Jennifer Lawrence - Maddie Barker
* Andrew Barth Feldman - Percy Becker
* Matthew Broderick - Laird Becker
* Laura Benanti - Allison Becker
* Natalie Morales - Sara
* Scott MacArthur - Jim
* Ebon Moss-Bachrach - Gary
* Hasan Minhaj - Doug Khan
* Kyle Mooney - Jody
* Zahn McClarnon - Gabe Sawyer

## External links

* No Hard Feelings (2023 film) quotes at the Internet Movie Database
* Official website