# Wonka (film)

Wonka is a 2023 musical fantasy film featuring Willy Wonka who goes from a young adult selling chocolate in a small shop to an eccentric genius known all over the world.
    Directed by Paul King. Written by Simon Farnaby and King, based on characters created by Roald Dahl.

## Willy Wonka

* Huh.
* I've spent the past seven years traveling the world, perfecting my craft. You see, I'm something of a magician, inventor, and chocolate maker. So quiet up, and listen down. Nope. Scratch that, reverse it.
* Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you a brand new contraption of my creation. An innovation in laundrification.
* I know things haven't been easy for you. They're going to get better.
* Ladies and gentlemen of The Galeries Gourmet, my name is Willy Wonka.
* So you're the funny little man who's been following me.
* I guess it's time to change the world.
* Mark my words, this is going to be the greatest chocolate shop the world has ever seen!

## Lofty

* I will have you know that I'm a perfectly respectable size of an Oompa-Loompa.
* In fact, in Loompaland, I'm regarded as something of a whopper. They call me Lofty. So I will thank you to stop gawking at me as though I was something unpleasant you’d found in your handkerchief. I find it uncomfortable and, frankly, rude.
* I've started dancing now. Once we've started, we can't stop, you see.
* Oompa-Loompas do not negotiate.
* You should stand up to those bullies. Give them the old one-two. That's what an Oompa-Loompa would do.
* Tell me what it is, or I shall poke you quite viciously with a cocktail stick.
* [sings] Oompa loompa doompadee doo. I've got a tragic tale for you. Oompa loompa doompadee dee. If you are wise, you'll listen to me.
* [sings] Oompa-loompa loompadee dee. I'm not in premium economy!

## Noodle

* Read the small print.
* What are we gonna do, Willy?
* A double huh.
* You sure can be silly, Willy.
* The greedy hurt the needy every time, Wonka. That's the way of the world.

## Others

* Father Julius: You know what you've done, Julius. You've sold your soul for thirty pieces of chocolate.

## Dialogue

    Noodle: The greedy beat the needy, Willy. That's the way of the world.
    Wonka: Well, I guess there's only one thing to do.
    Noodle: What's that?
    Wonka: Change the world.

## Taglines

* Discover how Willy became… Wonka.
* Every good thing in this world started with a dream.

## Cast

* Timothée Chalamet - Willy Wonka
** Colin O'Brien (young)
* Calah Lane - Noodle
* Keegan-Michael Key - Chief-of-Police
* Paterson Joseph - Arthur Slugworth
* Matt Lucas - Prodnose
* Mathew Baynton - Ficklegrubber
* Sally Hawkins - Mrs. Wonka: Willy's mother
* Rowan Atkinson - Father Julius
* Jim Carter - Abacus Crunch
* Natasha Rothwell - Piper Benz
* Olivia Colman - Mrs. Scrubbit
* Hugh Grant - Lofty, an Oompa-Loompa
* Rich Fulcher - Larry Chucklesworth
* Rakhee Thakrar - Lottie Bell
* Tom Davis - Bleacher
* Kobna Holdbrook-Smith - Officer Affable
* Simon Farnaby - Basil
* Charlotte Ritchie - Barbara
* Ellie White - Gwennie
* Sophie Winkleman - The Countess
* Murray McArthur - Ship Captain
* Tracy Ifeachor - Dorothy Smith
* Isy Suttie - Fruit and Veg Vendor
* Phil Wang - Colin
* Tim Fitzhigham - Sinister Ship Captain

## External links

* Wonka quotes at the Internet Movie Database
* Wonka at Rotten Tomatoes