# Simon & Simon

Simon & Simon (1981–1989) is an American crime drama television series, broadcast on CBS, about two disparate brothers who operate a two-person detective agency in San Diego, California.

## Season 1
### Love, Christy [1.02]

    Cecilia Simon: Oh, hello dear. I'm Cecilia.
    Christy Huggins: Christy.
    Cecilia Simon: Are you a friend or a client?
    A.J. Simon: Friend.
    Christy Huggins: Client.
    Cecilia Simon: A.J. where are your manners? Aren't you going to offer Christy something?
    A.J. Simon: Of course. Would you like something?
    Christy Huggins: Perrier, please.
    A.J. Simon: [snaps finger] We just ran out.
    Christy Huggins: Never mind.
    Cecilia Simon: Will club soda be alright?
    Christy Huggins: It's not the same.
    Cecilia Simon: No, of course not. It just tastes the same.

### Tanks for the Memories [1.13]
## Season 2
### Emeralds Are Not a Girl's Best Friend [2.01]

    Jonathan Higgins: [entering office] And then you two came along, clearly a recipe for disaster. [reaches for phone] I'll call Magnum.
    Rick Simon: [plonks down receiver] Call collect!
    Alex Houston: [to A.J] You have just picked a very expensive way to get acquainted.
    'Manuel: [about the emerald] You were right. She took it to the jewelry store.
    A.J. Simon: And she said we could trust her.
    Rick Simon: To be deceitful and larcenous.

### Rough Rider Rides Again [2.06]

    Oldtimer in Saloon: You don't look like no coppers to me.
    A.J. Simon: Private eyes.
    Oldtimer in Saloon: I hate private eyes. You replaced all the Westerns on my TV.

### Psyched Out [2.12]

    Girl going to class: Professor Altman is wonderful. He's really with it, if you know what I mean. Totally. He gave us a lecture on The Who.
    Rick Simon: Who?
    Girl going to class: Right.
    Rick Simon: [after impatiently waiting for his brother's arrival] You sure are slow, A.J. Guess that's why mom had you second. [Giggles]
    M.E. Jerry Reiner: [Poking and prodding Rick on the examination table] How does that feel?
    Rick Simon: How does what feel?
    M.E. Jerry Reiner: I'm not really used to talking to my patients.
    Rick Simon: [Recovered from his delusions] I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm go over there and give Altman a little test of my own, a little five-finger exercise. [clenching fist] Him and Jolly Roger filling me full of joy juice!
    A.J. Simon: Well, it's nice to have him back.

### The List [2.18]

    Rick Simon: Did you know, that if you left a head of lettuce, unwrapped in the refrigerator, that it would disappear completely within two to three months?

### The Skeleton Who Came Out of the Closet [2.23]

    Rick Simon: [to a nurse, about his brother] Now you take me to him, before I do something Alfred Hitchcock never even thought of.

## Cast

* Gerald McRaney - Rick Simon
* Jameson Parker - A.J. Simon
* Mary Carver - Cecilia Simon
* Eddie Barth - Myron Fowler (seasons 1–2)
* Jeannie Wilson - Janet Fowler
* Tim Reid - Lieutenant Marcel Proust "Downtown" Brown (seasons 3–6)
* Joan McMurtrey - Lieutenant Abigail Marsh (seasons 7–8)
* Daphne Reid - reporter Temple Hill (seasons 3-6)

## External links

* Simon & Simon quotes at the Internet Movie Database