# CSI: Miami (season 9)

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CSI: Miami (2002–2012) is a dramatic television series about the Forensics Crime Lab in Miami. It is a spin-off of the popular series CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.

### Fallen (9.01)

    Horatio: Keith, listen to me. When someone lies to me, it really, really hurts my feelings. You're Starling's boy. You've been with him the whole time, right? Go.
    Eric: How did he get you to do it? Money?
    Keith: You cops are all the same. You think people are just motivated by money.
    Eric: We know you worship Starling. How did he convince you to kill a cop?
    Keith:What are you talking about? Nobody said...
    Horatio: A police officer was killed. A police officer was murdered. That's on you. In the state of Florida, Keith, it's a mandatory death sentence.

### Sudden Death (9.02)

    [The media, including Erica, are outside the lab]
    Brady Jensen: [angrily to Erica] You're not a journalist--you're a jackal!
    [Eric and Ryan are watching the news inside the lab]
    Erica: Um, that was, uh, wow... A jackal...
    Ryan: [chuckling] Wow, I have never seen her speechless before.

### See No Evil (9.03)

    [Ryan waves at Ben]
    Ben: Are you seriously doing the hand thing?
    Ryan: [confused] Oh! You sure you can't see?

### Manhunt (9.04)

    [the man who murdered Delko's sister Marisol has escaped from prison]
    Eric: We'll get him, H.
    Horatio: If it's the last thing we do.

### Sleepless In Miami (9.05)

    Loman: I like to start my excavation at the feet, get an outline of the body first. But this time I can't find them.
    Caine: And why is that?
    Loman: Because he doesn't have a body!

### Reality Kills (9.06)

    Wayne: I didn't kill her. I didn't even get a shot off.
    Horatio: Well, you know what, my friend? If I find out you're lying, the same won't be said of me.
    Shea: You sure know a lot about our show. What are you? A fan?
    Ryan: No, I'm a police officer. I do my homework.
    Ryan: So I found myself going through the footage of the show.
    Walter: [sarcastically] Don't you mean avidly catching up on the season?
    Ryan: Maybe that, too.

### On The Hook (9.07)

    Horatio: You... are under arrest for solicitation of murder and rape.
    Perkins: You have no evidence.
    Horatio: I am *loaded* with evidence, my friend.
    Perkins: What are you gonna do? You're gonna kill me out here?
    Horatio: You know what? Believe me, that's a tempting offer. But for today, I'm going to show you what the next thirty years is going to be like.
    Perkins: And how are you gonna do that? [Perkins gets tossed through the trailer's back window]

### Happy Birthday (9.08)

    Marcy: She didn't even have to try. Gary just looked at her sideways and wham, bam, bun in the oven.
    Walter: Wow, I hear some serious resentment there...

### Blood Sugar (9.09)

    Donna: Who do you think you are?
    Tripp: The guy that just took your phone.

### Match Made In Hell (9.10)

    [After killing an alligator that was about to attack him and Wolfe]
    Horatio: Welcome to South Florida.
    Suspect: I couldn't have killed Matthew, I'm vegan.

### F-T-F (9.11)

    Rachel: I'm Rachel Brooks, the new girl.
    Natalia: Nice to meet you. I'm Natalia.
    Rachel: Natalia Boa Vista. I know. We studied you at the academy.
    Natalia: That's scary. Bad? Good?
    Rachel: Really good!
    Natalia: Okay. Scary.

### Wheels Up (9.12)

    Ryan: [seeing two roller derby competitors screaming at each other] Oh, my God, that's the sexiest, scariest thing I've ever seen.
    Vince: All right, look. I know how this looks, and what you guys might be thinking, but I did not hurt Connie.
    Frank: Explain, then, why you swapped out her mouth guard with one laced with ipecac.
    Vince: Uh, I didn't.
    Frank: You molded it yourself, idiot.
    Horatio: Which means we can match it to you.
    Vince: Look, not my finest hour, I will admit that.
    Horatio: It's also gonna bring you an assault charge.
    Vince': Look, Connie was a monster on the track. Okay, the only chance my team had of winning is if she wasn't playing. All right? Besides, ipecac is harmless.
    Horatio: Unlike the beating you gave her.
    Vince: No, I didn't. I just- I wanted to get her a little sick so she couldn't play.
    Frank': You got money riding on this?
    Vince: No, I just want to see my team win.
    Frank: Well, I'm the biggest sports fan you'll ever meet, but that is just plain stupid.

### Last Stand (9.13)

    Memmo: Are you a righteous man?
    Horatio: I am a servant of the taxpayers, Memmo.
    Memmo: You and I are not that much different. You do what you have to do to protect your people, just as I do.
    Horatio: Which included killing my wife. [flashback of Marisol getting shot]
    Fierro: I did what I had to do. It was never personal, Caine.
    Horatio: It was to me. [flashback of Horatio's last moments with Marisol] It was to me.

### Stoned Cold (9.14)

    Natalia: [about a victim getting stoned to death] Are you serious, that's a bit archaic.
    Horatio: Downright Biblical!

### Blood Lust (9.15)

    Natalia: Hey Tom, look at how Ryan's holding his shovel!
    Ryan: Hey Tom, also make a note of how Ryan's doing all the shoveling by himself.

### Hunting Ground (9.16)

Horatio: Hunting unarmed men is murder one. It gets you the death penalty in this state.

### Special Delivery (9.17)

    Wolfe: Do you think it might have been personal?
    Horatio: It usually is, Mr. Wolfe, it usually is.

### About Face (9.18)

    Patrick: To prove that I'm innocent.
    Natalia: Okay, then you're innocent.
    Patrick: Shut up!
    Natalia: You know that kidnapping a cop is not exactly the way to prove that you're innocent.

### Caged (9.19)

    Walter: Get out of here, before we arrest you for extreme stupidity.

### Paint It Black (9.20)

    Horatio: Talent isn't worth the life of an innocent.

### G.O. (9.21)

    Wendy: Contractually, I can't say.
    Horatio: Consider the contract null and void.

### Mayday (9.22)

    Renee: Hey Marcel! Cops are looking for you again. [looks at Walter] Kidding.
    Ryan: Tom, know what I need? An expert opinion, but you're here so you'll do. Come here and take a look at this.
    Tom: How kind.