# Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Crazy, Stupid, Love. is a 2011 romantic comedy film about a middle-aged husband whose life changes dramatically when his wife asks him for a divorce. He seeks to rediscover his manhood with the help of a newfound friend, learning to pick up girls at bars.
    Directed by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa. Written by Dan Fogelman.

## Cal

* I'm so mad at you. I'm really mad at you for what you did. But I'm mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car - I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soul mates.
* I have loved her even when I hated her... only married couples'll understand that one...
* I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one... you never give up.

## Jacob

* I'm going to help you find your manhood. Do you have any idea where you might have lost it?
* I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working.
* The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.

## Hannah

* [to Jacob] Will you take off your shirt... fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!

## Emily

* Is this some kind of a skit? Because I'm lost.

## Robbie

* You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter, Ms. Tafferty? All right. Well, the A they're both wearing - I think it stands for "asshole." Wanna know why? Because they fell in love and love is for stupid assholes. And this book is just about a bunch of assholes who fell in love, like assholes, then had to die, like assholes. I'm sorry about all the "assholes."

## Dialogue

    Cal: How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three.
    Emily: I want a divorce.
    Cal: [at the same time] Creme brulee.
    Jacob: The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack.
    Cal: [carefully looks at himself in the mirror and sighs] Yes, it is.
    Jacob: [looking at Cal's shoes] Are you Steve Jobs?
    Cal: What?
    Jacob: Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?
    Cal: No.
    Jacob: Oh, OK. In that case, you've got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever.
    Jacob: Let's talk about how many women you've been with.
    Cal: Sexually?
    Jacob: Yeah, no, I mean break-dance fighting.
    Kate: What do you want to do with me?
    Cal: I want to show you off to my ex-wife and make her really jealous!
    Hannah: [after kissing him passionately] Do you remember me?
    Jacob: Yeah.
    Hannah: Do you still find me attractive?
    Jacob: Yes.
    Hannah: Do you still want to take me home?
    Jacob: Yeah.
    Hannah: Let's go.
    Hannah: I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar.
    Jacob: Jacob.
    Hannah: Jacob! Sorry, Jacob...
    Jacob: Do people still say "bang"?
    Hannah: I do. And we're gonna bang!
    Robbie: If you love her, then go get her back.
    Cal: Wow, how old are you?
    Molly: Um, I'm gonna go watch TV now.
    Cal: Yeah, that's fine honey, why don't you go do that.
    Jacob: Yeah, can i come?
    Molly: No.

## Taglines

* This Is Crazy
* This Is Stupid
* This Is Love

## Cast

* Steve Carell - Cal Weaver
* Ryan Gosling - Jacob Palmer
* Julianne Moore - Emily Weaver
* Emma Stone - Hannah Weaver
* Analeigh Tipton - Jessica Riley
* Jonah Bobo - Robbie Weaver
* Joey King - Molly Weaver
* Karolina Wydra - Jordyn
* Marisa Tomei - Kate Tafferty
* Julianna Guill - Madison
* John Carroll Lynch - Bernie Riley
* Beth Littleford - Claire Riley
* Kevin Bacon - David Lindhagen
* Liza Lapira - Liz
* Josh Groban - Richard
* Richard Steven Horvitz - Hardware Store Assistant

## External links

* Crazy, Stupid, Love quotes at the Internet Movie Database
* Crazy, Stupid, Love at Rotten Tomatoes