# The Hangover Part II

The Hangover Part II is a 2011 American comedy film in which, two years after the bachelor party in Las Vegas, Phil, Stu, Alan, and Doug jet to Thailand for Stu's wedding. Stu's plan for a subdued pre-wedding brunch, however, goes seriously awry. The film is the sequel to 2009's The Hangover.
    Directed by Todd Phillips. Written by Todd Phillips, Craig Mazin, and Scot Armstrong.

## Mr. Chow

* What's the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it start up again. Read a book.
* I do blow all night. Monkey jerk me off while I watch Stu make fuck with lady-boy.

## Alan Garner

* When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language.

## Dialogue

    Phil: You wouldn't even be with her if it wasn't for us!
    Stu: Oh, this will be good!
    Phil: Stu, think about it! You ended up ditching Melissa... two years later, you met your true soulmate. You take Vegas out of that equation, you would've married a cunt! [Old couple looks over and gives Phil dirty looks] Oh, it's ok... No, I'm allowed to say it, it's a bachelor party. Drink up everybody! Oh wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at a fuckin' IHOP!
    Phil: Wait a second Chow. We're in Bangkok?
    Chow: Holla! City of Squalor!
    Phil: Chow, what happened?
    Chow: You guys texted me. Said you fucked up and looking to party.
    Kimmy: This one was following me like little puppy dog all around, all night, saying that he fall in love with me, asked to marry me.
    Alan: Classic Stu.
    Kimmy: I dance for him, he tickle me, we have sex...
    Phil: You're not married yet. It's no big deal.
    Stu: It's cheating. No offense to you, you're a lovely woman, it's a violation of my moral code.
    Kimmy: What code is that? Stu you loved it, you were crying saying how special it was. I had to slow down so I didn't drop my load too quick.
    Stu: Load?
    Alan: What load?
    Kimmy: Oh you know, my sperm.
    Stu: That is wrong, you're talking about my sperm. Where would your sperm come from?
    Kimmy: My balls. You're in Bangkok, there's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt!
    Stu: Woah! Here's the deal man, I got a dark side. There's a demon in me.
    Alan: It's true, he has semen in him.
    Stu: I said demon.
    Alan: But you also have semen in you remember, from the...
    Stu: It's not relevant, but thank you Alan.
    Phil: Your password is baloney1?
    Chow: Well, it used to be just baloney, but now they make you add numbers.
    Kingsley: Really fuckin' annoying.
    Stu: We're looking for a little kid.
    Samir: $2,000.
    Stu: Huh?
    Samir: Maybe more, I don't know. How young you want this kid to be?
    Stu: Oh my God! We kidnapped a monk!
    Alan: We live an alternative lifestyle.
    Tracy: Phil.
    Phil: Tracy, I'm sorry.
    Tracy: Where the hell are you?
    Phil: [sighs] It happened again.
    Tracy: Don't say that. Please.
    Phil: No, this time we're really fucked up.
    Tracy: Seriously, what's wrong with you three?
    Phil: So much, Trace, I don't even know where to begin.
    Tracy: Oh, God. How bad? Like, "no wedding" bad?
    Phil: Yeah. Little worse than that.
    Phil: Do you ever do anything that doesn't end in a stand-off, Chow?
    Chow: I am an international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things.
    Stu: You have a wife?
    Chow: Yeah. We married 15 years. What, Chow not good-looking enough for a woman?

## Taglines

* Bangkok has them now.
* We're in Bangkok?!
* We made a pact, Wolfpack only.
* I have a demon in me.
* No one here has to know.
* We had a sick night!
* We love to party!

## Cast

* Bradley Cooper - Phil Wenneck
* Ed Helms - Stu Price
* Zach Galifianakis - Alan Garner
* Justin Bartha - Doug Billings
* Ken Jeong - Leslie Chow
* Jeffrey Tambor - Sid Garner
* Sasha Barrese - Tracy Billings
* Jamie Chung - Lauren Srisai
* Mason Lee - Teddy Srisai
* Paul Giamatti - Kingsley

## External links

* Encyclopedic article on The Hangover Part II on Wikipedia
* The Hangover: Part II quotes at the Internet Movie Database
* The Hangover: Part II at Rotten Tomatoes
* More Hangover quotes
* The Hangover  (2009) · The Hangover Part II  (2011) · The Hangover Part III  (2013)