# MF Doom

Daniel Dumile (IPA: duːməleɪ) (born January 9, 1971, in London, England) is an American hip hop artist who has taken on several stage names in his career - originally Zev Love X, most famously MF DOOM, and in side projects as King Geedorah, Metal Fingers and Viktor Vaughn. In considering Dumile's quoteable lyrics it is just as important to observe single lines as is how they fit in the context of a complex set of lines or verse.

## Take Me To Your Leader (King Geedorah)

* The Fine Print
    "This just in: they ain't even worth the worr
    Lying on their first birth and couldn't even hurt a Smurfberr
    Hear ye, hear ye! How dare y
    Go up against the king who do his thing tri-yearly
    They're too carefree with their mouths around her
    Off with his head, and display it at Town Square"
* Anti-Matter
    "Excuse me Mister, do she got a sister
    Who He not to kiss her? True, she do got a blister.
    Not a movie-plot twist like a Twizzler-
    If I needed my meat burnt, I'd go to Sizzler.
    Gettin' paid like a biker with the best crank
    Spray it like a high-ranked sniper in the West Bank
    Type to just blink and don't show much pity
    When I'm in the city, I always keep a Dutch with me.
    Touch her titty
    Til she asks me where the trees is at
    Or tell me 'Don't squeeze that.' Rats wanna tease a cat
    Let the dog beg, wait up
    Who talkin'
    DOOM with the hogleg, straight up New Yorkin'."
* Fazers
    "He only here to warn us what the plan is
    The hour is upon us, it's bananas
    Born alone, die alone, no matter who your man is
    Hope he live long enough to tell it to his grandkids"

## Operation Doomsday

* I Hear Voices
    "On the slow-mo the calm artist with the so-so chick
    Chased them all like Cairo did to Slobodan Milosovik
    Anyhoo, how 'bout them Yankees?
    Once I leave off-stage the party people thanks mee's
    If I may speak freely nasty like the freaky-deeky
    At your local sleazy speak-easy"

## Vaudeville Villain (Viktor Vaughn)

* Vaudeville Villain
    "Viktor the director flip a script like Rob Reiner
    The way a lotta dudes rhyme their name should be 'knob shiner'
    For a buck, they'd likely dance the Jig or do the Hucklebuck
    To Vik it's no big deal, they're just a buncha knuckle-fucks"
* Lickupon
    "Confirmation of your worse fears
    Ever since his first years had a thirst for beers"
    "V bring the beef like a trucka' to Fuddruckers"
    "Die calmer than a suicide bomber"
* The Drop
    "'Remember me God? clean Timbs with emery board'
    he only came to save the game like a memory card
    ooh shrewd, a lot of crews is too rude
    and it's way too many 'let's not and say we do'-dudes
    he said 24-7 I be on call
    he use his vacation days to watch Babylon 4"
    "Cochise, write a rhyme like a book report
    And sell it to a rookie you could tell by the hook he bought
    You ain't know he sell hooks and choruses?
    They couldn't bang slang if they looked in thesauruses"
* Lactose and Lecithin
    "But back at the lab he found the sleestack was right
    Not only was it three cracks light but too white
    The test show lactose, ambisol, lecithin
    Five types of aspirin and other kinds of medicines"
* A Dead Mouse
    "That's for him to know, for they to never find out
    About the kidnap, blind fold, and the blind mouse
    The coroner report say he simply signed out, oh and I know
    Y'all wanna see a wine-o? bring the wine out
    Cat wit a dead mouse is how he catch the phrase in paws, plays wit it
    Kill it, and eat off it for days, kid it"
* Raedawn
    "Listen up, new drink, named it after Chong's daughter
    triple shot of 'gac, with the chaser of bong water
    V a strong supporter
    come on, bring the slaughter"
* Saliva
    "Great balls of fire, guess who just crawled out the muck and mire
    That could make you trust a motherfuckin' liar
    A real shuck n' jiver, Vaughn never been a duck n diver
    He spit on the mic, yuck, saliva
    Hold it like a drunk driver hold a CB on a sharp turn
    Still clutchin' his chest from the heartburn
    What's your handle? I need a Zantac, ock
    and thanks before I blank into anaphylactic shock"
* Modern Day Mugging
    "Stick 'em up chump, you know what this is
    do the right thing you might live to see your kids
    all he said was 'c'mon don't shoot!'
    so shook I think he shit his sean john suit
    'why you starin?' run your chain like an errand
    and your girls earrings, and what you wearin'
    survival tactics for when things get too gritty
    he feels it's his duty to the people of the city
    just so long as nobody get hurt
    it keep your average civilian on point and alert"
    "'OK miss, come up off that bracelet
    just got your hair did don't make me waste it'
    so, go to hades get the devil for his stash
    but no old ladies unless you're sure they carry mad cash
    like the one from the liquor store
    he watched her for weeks now, ready for the quick score
    before he told her whore get on the floor
    she pulled out and let off like quick draw mcgraw
    damn yo, he lucky, she barely nicked the camo
    he would've let her have it, if he had the ammo
    it's all in good fun, true, moral of the story, son duke:
    senior citizens'll bust their guns too"
* Mr. Clean
    "(How far?) The distance was light-speed
    He went to see a buddy who said he had some white weed
    In case it might need, it didn't mean much
    For in his lean clutch was the elusive green Dutch"
* Change the Beat
    "One day, he plan to put in a runway
    With enough land for his own projects and gun play
    Section 8 penthouse, maid look like Faye Dunaway
    Alotta y'all assed out like gay runaways"
    "Great googly moogly, see that loogie?
    Yeah, but keep it on the D.L. Hughley
    You don't watch her, he might Houser like Doogie
    Just to cut her loosie like *swoosh* Mitsurugi
    Gooey gum drops, who he got his style from?"
    His pops, you gotta give the bum some props
    Ask ya sister, her beat box is more thicker
    DOOM, that nigga detox with malt liquor
    "Villain for hire, admire the sound
    Make sure The Price Is Right before he come on down!"
    Rappers be on some 'you. you. you.'
    Forgot who they talkin' to, too much pork stew."
    "They need to not come out wit nothin' new
    blew the whole shit up on some 'What this button do?'"
    "The way alotta clowns get down is unnatural
    This flows flipped like 'oranges, apples'
    Rhymes like limes to a Lemonade Snapple
    Leave her at the chapel, don't eat Scrapple"

## Venomous Villain (Viktor Vaughn)

* R.A.P. G.A.M.E.
    Can't stand the beat, there's no sense bitchin'
    Can't stand the heat, go get from out the kitchen
    Ran through the street and leave a whole set twitchin'
    Skip the stitchin', complements of the henchmen...
    He rocked it, the flow got her dizzy
    He keep a few knockers cocked and loaded for grizzly
    It's no big deal, niggaz say they real
    But ain't got no heart to bust shots at a pig mobile
    Dunces, got the game all mucked up
    Must be nuts kids, fuck up and get fucked up
    Beat the heck out a rapper for street wreck
    And laugh, playin' with a half a full cheat deck
    Pull your burn it to earn you some respect son
    And beat the next hun', to get a C-section
    With no epidural screamin' I heard ya'll
    Cats is talkin' coughin' up info like a furball
    Do ya bid, don't be scared...
    The wrong three words on the tier, will get'cha eared...
    Everywhere blood smeared, ya should of been prepared...
    Layin' there balled up lookin' all weird...
    Villain, hold the heater on a cold day
    And keep a old throw-away for a old fay
    No way get bagged on no day
    Doom'll change his name to Jose' Yo No Se"
    Dope Skill
    Vik, known to pull a no joke vocal
    when given the chance yoke ya slow poke local yokel"

## Madvillainy (Madvillain)

* Meat Grinder
    "Tripping off the beat kinda, dripping off the meat grinder
    Heat niner, pimping, stripping, soft street minor
    China was a neat signer, trouble with the script digits
    Double dip/bubble lips, sorrow less midget
    Borderline schizo, sort of fine tits though
    Pour the wine, whore to grind, quarter to nine, let's go"
    "Doom's songs lit, in the booth, with the best host
    Doing bong hits, on the roof, in the west coast"
* Figaro
    "Do not stand still, boast yo' skills
    Close but no crills, toast for po' ills, post no bills
    Coast to coast Joe Shmoes flows ill, go chill
    Not supposed to overdose, no 'doz pills"
* Curls
    "Villain get the money like curls
    They just trying to get a nut like squirrels in his mad world
    Land of milk and honey with the swirls
    Where reckless naked girls get necklaces of pearls"
    "Hands so fast he can out-spin the Flash
    Known to smoke a whole mountain of hash to the ash
    Boom-bash leave the room with the stash
    Assume it's in a smash, Doom get the cash "
* Accordion
    "It's like they know what's 'bout to happen
    Just keep ya eye out, like 'aye, aye captain'
    Is he still a fly guy clappin' if nobody ain't hear it
    And can they testify from inner spirit
    In living, the true gods
    Givin' y'all nothing but the lick like two broads
    Got more lyrics than the church got 'Ooh Lords'
    And he hold the mic and your attention like two swords, (either that)
    Or even one with two blades on it
    Hey you, don't touch the mic like it's AIDS on it
    It's like the end to the means
    Fucked type of message that sends to the fiends
    That's why he brings his own needles
    And get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos..
    Slip like Freudian
    Your first and last step to playin' yourself like accordion"
    "When he had the mic you don't go next
    Leaving pussy cats like wild hoes need Kotex
    Exercise index won't need Boflex
    And won't take the one with no skinny legs like Joe Tex"
* Great Day
    Groovy dude, not to prove to be rude
    But this stuff is like what you might put on movie food
    Uh, what is jalapenas
    Get it like a whuppin' when you holla at your seniors

## MM..Food

* Vomitspit
    "The mask is like Jason
    They told the place not to let the basket type case in
    He could be some kind of wacko
    Waiting for the chance to heat the pipes like a crack hoe"
* All Outta Ale
    "One for the money, two for the betta green,
    3,4 methylenedioxymethamphetamine"
* Beef Rapp
    "Beef rap could lead to gettin' teeth capped
    Or even a wreath for mom dukes on some grief crap
    I suggest ya change ya diet
    It can lead to high blood pressure if ya fry it
    Or even a stoke, heart attack, heart disease
    It ain't startin' back once arteries start to squeeze
    Take the easy way out, phony--until then,
    They know they wouldn't be talkin that baloney in the bullpen"
    "He wears a mask just to cover the raw flesh
    A rather ugly brother with flows that's gorgeous
    Drop-dead joints hit the whips like birdshit
    They need it like a hole in the dead or a third tit
    Her bra smell. His cards say 'Ah Hell'
    Barred from all bars and kicked out the Carvel
    Keep a cooker where the jar fell
    And keep a cheap hooker that's off the hook like Ma Bell"
    "A rhymin' cannibal, who's dressed to kill, I'm cynical
    Whether is it animal, vegetable, or mineral
    It's a miracle how he get so lyrical
    And proceed to move the crowd like an old Negro spiritual"
* "What up?
    To all rappers shut up, with ya shuttin up
    And keep your shirt on, at least it buttoned up
    Yuck. Is they rhymers or strippin' males?
    Outta work jerks since they shut down Chippendales
    They chippin' nails. DOOM, tippin' scales
    Let alone the preorders that's counted off shippin' sales
    This goes out to all my people skippin bail
    Dippin' jail, whippin' tail, and sippin' ale
    Light the doobie 'till it glow like a ruby
    After which they couldn't find the Villain like Scooby
    He's in the lab on some old Buddha Monk shit
    Overproof drunk shit. But whod'a thunkit?
    Punk, try and ask why ours be better
    Could be the iron mask or the Cosby sweater...
    Yes, you, who's screwed by the dude on the CD, nude
    (We need food)"
* Kon Queso
    Oh shoot!, The goose is loose!
    So wild you couldn't chase it down with straight fruit juice
    Frown like the first time you taste cous cous
    Stash the deuce deuce, troops asking truce truce

## The Mouse and the Mask (DangerDoom)

* El Chupa Nibre
    "What we have here is a failure to communicate
    If you gonna hate, might at least get your rumors straight
    about Doom the Great, a lot more confident
    Came a long way since the days we had to rhyme for rent
    It was time well spent, vented
    Spelt and dented, hell-bented and heaven-scented"
* Bada Bing
    "Looked like Apollo Creed after he fought with Rocky
    Rhymed in a broken english slang, not cockney
    Thirteen, his first queen wore hot knock knees
    Had to tell her pops, yo stop cockblockin B"

## BORN LIKE THIS

* That's That
    "Already woke, spared a joke, barely spoke, rarely smoke
    Stared at folks when properly provoked, mirror broke
    Here, share strawberry morinin, gone an more important spawnin
    Torn in, poor men sworn in
    Cornish hens switchin positions, auditionin' mortitions
    saw it in a vision, ignorin prison
    Ignoramuses enlist and sound dumb
    Found em drowned in cows dung, crowns flung
    Rings a tinkerbell, sing for things that's frail as a fingernail
    Bring a scale, stale ginger lingers
    Seven figures invigor
    Nigga, fresh from out the jail, alpha male
    Sickest ninja injury this century, enter plea
    Lend sympathy to limper simple simon rhymin emcees
    Trees is free, please leave a key
    These meager fleas, he's the breeze
    And she's the bees knees for sheez
    G's of G's
    Seize property, shopper sprees, chop the cheese
    Drop the grease to stop diseases, gee wiz pa!
    DOOM rock grandma like the kumbaya!
    Mama was a ho hoppa, papa was a rollingstone
    Star like Obama, pull a card like oh drama!
    Civil liberties
    These little titties abilities riddle me, middle C
    Give a MC a rectal hysterectomy
    Electron removal of the bowls, foul technically
    Don't expect to see the recipe
    Until we receive the check as well as the collection fee
    More wreck than section Z
    What you expect to get for free?
    Shit from me, history
    The key, plucked it off the mayor
    Chucked it in the ol tar pit off La Brea, playa
    They say he's gone too far
    DOOM'll catch em after Jumar on cue lacka!!
    Do what'cha gotta do, grarrrr
    The rumors are not true, got two ma
    No prob, got the job, hot barred heart throb
    Scotch Guard the bar the with cotton swabs, dart lob
    Bake a cake, sweet
    Jamaica trade in treats on the beach
    Make a skeet til her feets meet"

## Miscellaneous

* Hooks is Extra
    "They rock 'n roll like: 'Stop, Drop . . .'
    and if they got soul, then welcome to the sock hop
    hip-be-bop at ya block mom 'n pop shop
    timin' when it comes to rhymin' is chop-chop"

## Sourced Lines

* Who's got the most whips, gats and cash? If you'd ask the villain he'd say who gives a rat's ass?
** As MF DOOM, "Bells of Doom", Convexed (2003)
* Just remember all caps when you spell the man name
** As Madvillain, "ALL CAPS", Madvillainy (2004)
* Don't talk about my moms yo, sometimes he rhyme quick sometimes he rhyme slow, or vice versa. Whip up a slice o' nice verse pie, hit it on the first try, Villain...the worst guy.
** As Madvillain, "ALL CAPS", Madvillainy (2004)
* How Doom hold heat, and preach non-violence? Shhh, he 'bout to start the speech, c'mon, silence!
** As Madvillain, "Raid", Madvillainy (2004)
* After rocking parties they depart in a jalopy, watch the drop top poppy
** As Madvillain, "Rhinestone Cowboy", Madvillainy (2004)
* Got more soul (sole) than a sock with a hole.
** As Madvillain, "Rhinestone Cowboy", Madvillainy (2004)
* Easy as pi, three point one four, one more one false move and they're done for
** As Madvillain, "Great Day", Madvillainy (2004)
* If I had a dime for every rhymer that bust guns, I'd have a cool mill' for my sons in trust funds.
** As MF DOOM, "Kon Queso", MM..Food? (2004)
* Dub it off your man don't spend that 10 bucks. I did it for the advance the back end sucks.
** As Viktor Vaughn, "Back End", Venomous Villain (2004)
* And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
** With DANGERDOOM, "Old School", The Mouse and the Mask (2005)
* And we'll be right back after these messages, fellas grab ya nuttsacks chicks squeeze your breastsess, we ain't all that grown it's still funny like goin to the store with your own rainbow money, since that had an insane flow sonny
** With DANGERDOOM, "Old School", The Mouse and the Mask (2005)