# Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde is a 2003 film about a lawyer who goes to Washington, D.C. to try to get a ban on animal testing.
    Directed by Charles Herman-Wurmfeld. Based on the novel by Amanda Brown. Written by Kate Kondell.

## Elle Woods

* This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.
* Oooooh! Nice briefcase!
* I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!
* Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress.
* I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.
* So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America! Speak up!

## Paulette

* Who's ready to discharge?! Or petition a bill...or whatever!
* Oh My God! You look like the Fourth of July! It makes me want a hot dog real bad!
* Or something really classy-like white leather! I'll call the guy who did my car seats!
* Her Beagle's name is Dolly Madison, which was my grandma's stripper name!
* Take this sentence. The dragon enters blank. If any adverb fits into that sentence, it makes sense.

## Representative Rudd

* Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.
* Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!

## Other

* V.E.R.S.A.C.E. tagline on website: We test makeup on animals, so you don't have to.
* Lady at Versace: You've got the wrong Versace.
* Dog Spa receptionist: Your dogs are gay!
* Timothy McGinn: Write a bill, Britney.
* Emmett: Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.

## Dialogue

    Emmett: You know what I thought when I first met you?
    Elle: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?
    Emmett: You fall asleep during the West Wing.
    Elle: Yea, but have you seen what they're wearing?
    Elle: Hello, Tom Brady's football team! I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly-traded company.
    Timothy McGinn: Oh my God, it's capitol Barbie.
    Reena: She's so... shiny.
    Elle: Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
    Sid: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.
    Congresswoman: [looking over her new hairdo] You have the full support of the Sunshine State!
    Paulette: Thank you Ohio!
    Paulette: Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked.
    Serena: You didn't.
    Paulette: I busted a window.
    Elle (In a speech): Speak up, America!
    Reena (watching Elle on TV): It's time for me to speak up! I think Timothy is smokin'! (jumps on Timothy and knocks him to the ground, kissing him)

## Taglines

* Bigger. Bolder. Blonder
* This summer. . . justice is blonde.
* Join the party!

## Cast

* Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
* Sally Field - Rep. Victoria Rudd
* Regina King - Grace Rossiter
* Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette
* Bruce McGill - Stanford Marks
* Dana Ivey - Congresswoman Libby Hauser
* Mary Lynn Rajskub - Reena Giuliani
* Jessica Cauffiel - Margot
* Alanna Ubach - Serena McGuire
* J Barton - Timothy McGinn
* Stanley Anderson - Michael Blaine
* Bruce Thomas - UPS Guy
* Bob Newhart - Sid Post
* Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond
* Ruth Williamson - Madeline Kroft

## External links

* Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde quotes at the Internet Movie Database
* Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde at Rotten Tomatoes
* The official Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde site