# Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) (season 2)

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## Season 2
### Return of the Shredder

    Bebop: Earth, make way for Bebop and Rocksteady!
    Rocksteady: And away we go!
    [Bebop and Rocksteady crash into the portal as it closes and Krang laughs]
    Rocksteady: Why'd you do that?
    Krang: Because I enjoy seeing both people and animals suffer. And you, my friends are both!

### The Incredible Shrinking Turtle

[The Turtles have just rescued an alien who's spaceship crashed into a reservoir]
    Leonardo: He's still alive. Let's get him to shore, quick.
    Michaelangelo: Man. This is one freaky-looking alien.
    Donatello: He probably thinks you're pretty weird too.
    Shredder: [watching from a nearby bush out of sight] What have those meddlesome turtles stumbled upon, now?
[The Turtles get the alien safely to shore]
    Donatello: Quick, boil some water.
    Raphael: We're not delivering a baby, dimbo.
    Donatello: I heard it in a movie.
    Leonardo: Head for the high ground!
    Donatello: [trying to reach up] Uh, I got news for ya: the high ground is too high. [the Turtles get washed away]
    Leonardo: Remember, we're turtles! We're at home under the water!
    Raphael: Just keep telling me that!
    Michaelangelo: Whoa buds. That was one totally radical ride.
    Leonardo: Now all we gotta worry about is getting to shore.
    Raphael: We've got bigger problems than that, Leonardo.
    Donatello: [To Raphael] You're always looking for trouble.
    Raphael: [points] Oh yeah? Well, this time the trouble's looking for us.
[A huge piranha fish is heading towards them]
    Donatello: Yikes. It's Moby Dick's big brother.
    Michaelangelo: I promise, dudes. I'll never eat another anchovy pizza again.
    Raphael: I got news for you. You may never eat another pizza, period.

### It Came from Beneath the Sewers

    Dark-Haired Boy: I wonder where that lady with the three dollars went.
    Red-Haired Boy: Yeah. This thing's starting to get heavy.
    Shredder: I'll be happy to take it off your hands.
    Red-Haired Boy: Hey! Where'd you come from?
    Shredder: If you must know, from Dimension X, in a far-off galaxy.
    Red-Haired Boy: You don't scare us, Mister. We’ve seen every episode of Star Trek.
    Dark-Haired Boy: That's right. Now give that thing back.

### The Mean Machines

    O.M.N.S.S.: Greetings.
    Shredder: Who or what, are you?
    O.M.N.S.S.: I am O.M.N.S.S. Omnipotent Multiprocessing Nexus Sub-universal sentience.
    Stockman: A thinking machine.
    Shredder: Artificial Intelligence?
    Stockman: Hmph! I prefer the real thing.
    O.M.N.S.S.: A disbeliever, eh?
    Shredder: Parlour tricks! Those are of no use to me.
    O.M.N.S.S.: This is nothing compared to what I am capable of doing! With a stronger power source, I could control every machine in this city.
    Shredder: Then you shall have it, my friend. You shall have it!

### Curse of the Evil Eye

    Shredder: [destroying punch-bag] Those blasted Turtles! Because of them I've lost the helmet!
    Baxter: I think I have the solution to your problem Master.
    Shredder: Not now! If Krang finds out about this…
    Baxter: But Master, I…
    Shredder: I said "silence" you blithering fool, I'm thinking! I can't be bothered with your ridiculous toys at a time like this!
    Baxter: [muttering to himself] Ridiculous toys, hmm? [he puts the Sarnothometer in his pocket and leaves]
    Shredder: Now, stop wasting my time with those idiotic inventions of yours! Baxter? Baxter, where are you? BAXTER?!
    Blodgett: I can turn this gold watch into lots of gold. Piles of gold! (nothing happens) Oh, it didn't work. I wonder why not?
    Baxter: Because you're an idiot, that's why!

### Invasion of the Punk Frogs

    News Anchor: And I repeat. Two delinquents are on a rampage in Times Square. One wears a rhinoceros mask, the other a warthog mask.
    Leonardo: It's Rocksteady and Bebop.
    Donatello: I wonder why the temper tantrum?
    Raphael: Beats me. Maybe they passed a mirror and saw what they looked like [chuckles].

### Splinter No More

    Mr. Thompson: April, get in here.
    April: I'm not that bad.

### New York's Shiniest

    Michelangelo: Perhaps to the not in the sewers pizza.
    April: [gasps] It's security guards.
    Rex-1: Are you in danger?!
    April: Stay still, now hold you tongue.
    Rex-1: Whatever your say.

### The Catwoman from Channel Six

    Irma: No way! I'm not let out of this room!

### Return of the Technodrome

    Krang: Someone has reversed the seismic polarities. The Technodrome is sinking and I'm powerless to stop it. Shredder, this is all your fault. I'll get you for thiiiiisssssss.....
[The Technodrome sinks into the lava].
    April: What a story. And the remarkable thing is, they were defeated by four half-teenagers and half-turtles.
    Raphael: Hey. And let's not forget one half-man and half-rat, huh?
    April: Hey, I just realized something. I'm the only 100 percent human being in this place.
    Michaelangelo: Aw, don't feel bad, April. Nobody's perfect.
[Everyone laughs]

## Extra Link

Kevin Eastman · Peter Laird :
| COMICS | Mirage comic series (1984–2010) · Tales (1987–2010) · Adventures (1988–1995) · Mighty Mutanimals (1991 spin-off) · Daily comic strip (1990–1997) · Dreamwave comics series (2003) · IDW comic series (2011–present) | Mirage comic series (1984–2010) · Tales (1987–2010) · Adventures (1988–1995) · Mighty Mutanimals (1991 spin-off) · Daily comic strip (1990–1997) · Dreamwave comics series (2003) · IDW comic series (2011–present) |
| TELEVISION | Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (1990) · Turtles Forever (2009) | Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (1990) · Turtles Forever (2009) |
| TELEVISION | SERIES | 1987–1996 series · Mutant Turtles: Superman Legend (1996) · Next Mutation (1997–1998) · 2003–2010 series · 2012–2017 series · 2018–2020 series · Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2024-present) |
| FILMS | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993) · TMNT (2007) · Turtles Forever (2009) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) · Out of the Shadows (2016) · Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019) · Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie (2022) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993) · TMNT (2007) · Turtles Forever (2009) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) · Out of the Shadows (2016) · Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019) · Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie (2022) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) |
| FILMS | FAN-MADE | Casey Jones (2011) |
| FILMS | DOCUMENTARY | Turtle Power: The Definitive History of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) |
| VIDEO GAMES | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Battle Nexus (2004) | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Battle Nexus (2004) |
| SEE ALSO | Leonardo da Vinci · Donatello · Michelangelo · Raphael | Leonardo da Vinci · Donatello · Michelangelo · Raphael |