# Jason X

Jason X (also known as Friday the 13th Part X: Jason X) is a 2001 science fiction horror film slasher film directed by James Isaac. It is the tenth in the Friday the 13th film series. The film made $16,951,798 worldwide with a budget of $14 million.

## Dialogue

    Janessa: What the hell is that?
    Lowe: My god, he's a monster. Can anyone tell me what's on his face?
    Janessa: Some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?
    Tsunaron: It's a hockey mask.
    Lowe: Very good, Tsun.
    Janessa: What's a hockey mask?
    KAY-EM 14: Facial armor used in a sport outlawed in 2024.
    Lowe: Amazing. Absolute museum quality. We are looking at the find of the century, here.
    KAY-EM 14: So do you like them?
    Tsunaron: Sure, they're great. I wasn't sure that the polystyrine would bind properly with your outer...
    [KAY-EM 14's nipples fall off]
    Tsunaron': Oh, geez. Looks like I'll have to double the glucomazine.
    KAY-EM 14: If they were fixed, would that make you happy.
    Tsunaron: Yeah, sure.
    KAY-EM 14: Maybe then you would want to have sex with me?
    Tsunaron: Er...well, you're not really programmed for that kind of stuff, Kay-Em. It might fry your emotional cortex.
    KAY-EM 14: You are afraid I would malfunction?
    Tsunaron: If past history holds true, you'll end up as psycho and batty as every other girl I've gone to bed with. I would never want to do that to you.
    KAY-EM 14: I wouldn't mind.
    Tsunaron: Look, Kay-Em. Let's not complicate things. I like our relationship just the way it is.
    Crutch: Hey, you're lucky you weren't alive during the Microsoft conflict. Hell, we were beating each other with our own severed limbs.
    Kay-Em 14: [to Jason] Afraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now.
[Kay-Em 14's head has been separated from her body]
    Kay-Em 14: I AM real.
    Brodski: It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog. [Jason stabs him through the chest again] Yeah, that oughta do it here.
    Rowan: I don't think he's out there...
    Janessa: Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek?
[Jason approaches Professor Lowe and reaches out for a machete sitting next to him]
    Professor Lowe: [scared] Oh, you want your machete! [laughs it off] Shit, it's yours! Take it! Just remember who got it back for ya... [Jason stares at him] [calling out] Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!
    Janessa: I'm real bitchy when I wake up.
    Tsunaron: Did you just wake up?
    Brodski: How long has she been dead?
    Kay-Em 14: 4.55 Centuries.
    Brodski: That's one hell of a wake-up call.
    Sven: What do we do with this guy?
    Brodski: I promised the professor that we take this guy alive. After you blow him all to hell, put one in his leg so we can tell the professor we tried.
    Brodski: What the Hell is going on?
    Rowan: Jason-fucking-Voorhees, that's what's going on!
    Tsunaron: Whoops.
    Rowan: What do you mean, "whoops?"
    Tsunaron: Nothing.
    Rowan: Not nothing. You just don't say "Oops." What "oops?"
    Tsunaron: I think he saw me.
    Tsunaron: What do you think? Are we going to make it?
    Kay-Em 14: That statistical probability of survival is 12%.
    Tsunaron: 12%? Can you come up with better odds?
    Kay-Em 14: Nope.
    Tsunaron: Bullshit, Kay-Em! That's bullshit!
    Tsunaron: Are you telling there's absolutely no chance for us to better our odds?
[Tsunaron and Kay-Em kiss]
    Kay-Em 14: Statistical probability of survival just went up to 53%.
    Tsunaron: You want to go for 100?
    Dieter Perez: You are one son of a bitch.
    Professor Lowe: Soon to be a rich son of a bitch.
    Kinsa: He's here!
    Rowan: Be quiet!
    Kinsa: But if he's here, he'll kill us.
    Rowan: [covers Kinsa's mouth] Be quiet! One more sound, and I'll snap your neck myself. Got it?
[Kinsa nods]
    Janessa: She's good with people.
    Waylander: Now what?
[Jason approaches]
    Janessa: Now basically, we... we die.
    Janessa: Just... don't wreck my pants.
    Janessa: Oh, this sucks on so many levels! [right before she is sucked out into space through the metal grate, shredding her]
[talking about Jason's brain size]
    Tsunaron: How does he function with a brain that small?
    Janessa: Way manages.
    Waylander: That's very funny.
[programmed to trick Uber-Jason]
    VR Teen Girl #1: Hey, do you want a beer?
    VR Teen Girl #2: Or do you wanna smoke some pot?
    VR Teen Girl #1: Or we can have premarital sex?
[both remove their tops]
    VR Teen Girl #1, VR Teen Girl #2: We love premarital sex!
    Geko: Let's smoke this fucker.
[Kay-Em 14 cartwheels]
[to Jason]
    Kay-Em 14: Giddy-up!
    Crutch: Lou, I swear, you mess with an engineer, you'll end up with a waste hose in your bunk.
    Dieter Perez: A box of DVDs is not a gold mine.
    Rowan: How do we get off this ship?
    Waylander: I don't know.
    Rowan: Could you beam us off or something?
    Waylander: "Beam us off?"
    Janessa: Why don't you just admit it? You want me.
    Tsunaron: I couldn't be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine.
    Fat Lou: Kids and their goddamn field trips. Let's bring the psycho on board. Yeah, sure. I just know I'm gonna get blamed for this shit.
[first lines]
    Pvt. Johnson: [to Jason] Why don't you stare at this for a while, you ugly bastard?
[he covers Jason with a rag]
    Professor Lowe: Can someone tell me what's on his face?
    Janessa: Ahh... some kind of 20th century carbon filtration unit?
    Tsunaron: It's a hockey mask.
[Rowan slaps the professor hard as she awakes from cryo-suspension]
    Kay-Em 14: Vital signs are normal and strong.
    Professor Lowe: No shit.
[Jason slices an alien in half in an alien simulation]
    Azrael: What the hell?
    Dallas: I thought this was an alien slim.
    Azrael: Yeah, it is. Pause play. [Jason moves towards them] I said, "pause play."
    Dallas: He's not pausing.
    Azrael: Yeah, I know that. [Jason stops in front of them] I think we need to re-boot. [Jason slashes Azrael's torso from his collarbone to his abdomen] That does not count as a kill.
    Dallas: [laughing] Yes, it does. [Jason then decapitates Dallas, his head rolls to the floor] Okay, screw this. Game over.
    Tsunaron: [Jason is just about to attack the others] Hey, Slappy. [Jason turns around] Got a little something for you.
[Kay-Em comes out armed to the teeth]
    Tsunaron: Are you ready?
    Kay Em 14: I was built ready, baby.
    Dr. Wimmer: His unique ability to regenerate lost and damaged tissue, it's just it cries out for more research.
    Adrienne: [she takes off Jason's mask] Ah, poor baby, no wonder you wore this thing.
[Jason's frozen body falls and chops off Azrael's arm]
    Kay-Em 14: [injects Azrael] 55 cc's of ethrine. You'll be fine.
    Azrael: Fine? I'm missing my arm! [Kay-Em slips a bandage on the nub of his arm, drug hits him] You're so pretty.
    Azrael: Aw, shit. I forgot my arm.
    Janessa: [hands him his arm] Yeah, here you go, dumbass.
    Azrael: Hi, hand.
    Dieter Perez: The other viable is marked Voorhees. That's not Jason Voorhees, is it?
    Professor Lowe: What do you know about him?
    Dieter Perez: Jason Voorhees. He killed nearly 200 people and simply disappeared without a trace. Under the right buyer, he could be worth a fortune.
    Professor Lowe: We've got him frozen here on the ship.
    Dieter Perez: You worked list of ownership? No list. He's my find. He's mine.
    Professor Lowe: What about your students?
    Dieter Perez: They're students. The educational experience will be enough.

## Taglines

* Evil gets an upgrade.

## Cast

* Kane Hodder as Jason Voorhees / Uber Jason
* Lexa Doig as Rowan Lafontaine
* Lisa Ryder as KM 14
* Chuck Campbell as Tsunaron
* Jonathan Potts as Professor Brandon Lowe
* Peter Mensah as Sergeant Brodski
* Melyssa Ade as Janessa
* Melody Johnson as Kinsa
* Phillip Williams as Crutch
* Derwin Jordan as Waylander
* Dov Tiefenbach as Azrael
* Amanda Brugel as Geko
* Kristi Angus as Adrienne Thomas
* Yani Gellman as Stoney
* Todd Farmer as Dallas
* David Cronenberg as Dr. Wimmer

## See also

* Friday the 13th

## External links

Encyclopedic article on Jason X on Wikipedia
Friday the 13th franchise :
| Films | Friday the 13th (1980) · Part 2 (1981) · Part III (1982) · The Final Chapter (1984) · A New Beginning (1985) · Jason Lives (1986) · The New Blood (1988) · Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) · Jason Goes to Hell (1993) · Jason X (2001) · Freddy vs. Jason (2003) · Friday the 13th (2009) |
| Television | Friday the 13th: The Series (1987–1990) |
| Comics | Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash (2007–2008) · Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash: The Nightmare Warriors (2009) |
| Related | Last words in Friday the 13th films · A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise |