# The Santa Clauses

The Santa Clauses is an American Christmas comedy television series created by Jack Burditt and based on The Santa Clause film series, which premiered on Disney+ on November 16, 2022. It serves as a sequel to The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006).

## Season 1
### Chapter Two: The Secessus Clause

    Marie: Lemonade just the way you like it: no lemon, extra sugar.
    Scott: My favorite daughter-in-law. Although, I'd probably say that to anybody bring me this right about now. [drinks his lemonade] Okay. Here's why I'm here. I am retiring, and I want you to take over the family business just like you always wanted to.
    Charlie: Uh, wow. Uh, retirement. I didn't even know you could do that. Good for you. This is gigantic news, right?
    Marie: Yes.
    Charlie: I mean, I don't really know what to say.
    Marie: No. Say no. Sorry, Scott. I have a career here. I'm not moving to Greenland to catch and sell shrimp.
    Scott: Can I have a moment with Charlie? Privately. Just one moment.
    Charlie: Yeah, babe, just give us a sec.
    Marie: Nope, uh-uh.
    Charlie: Just one sec.
    Marie: 'Cause you'll do everything for him.
    Charlie: Just—
    Marie: I'm not raising my kids on a trawler. Smelly, damp, swearing sea children. And what about me? I get seasick standing on the beach. No, no! The answer's no! [walks out]
    Scott: Huh. You haven't told her. I can't believe you haven't told her.
    Charlie: I've been waiting to find the right moment, but there's not really a good moment to say, "My dad's Santa Claus".
    Scott: Now's a pretty good moment, otherwise she'll be at the North Pole and wonder why people are calling her Mrs. Claus.
    Charlie: About that, Dad. Look, I love you and I cherish all the time we had in the sleigh together, but it's just asking a lot.
    Scott: Is this because of Marie? I mean, come on. She'll warm up to it. Not literally—
    Charlie: It's not that, Dad. Okay, it's—it's the North Pole. It’s just—it's not the best place to raise kids.
    Scott: Oh, stop. North Pole is like a circus mixed with a zoo and playground on top of Tilt-A-Whirl.
    Charlie: That's my point.
    Scott: What?
    Charlie: It's just too much.
    Scott: Cal and Sandra are okay.
    Charlie: Are they though? You do know that I've spent time with them, right? And that's not a criticism. I mean, you're a great father. It's the job, though. It’s just—it's not conducive to being an engaged parent.
    Scott: Hmm. I came down here with this dream in my head that we'd work together for a couple years. I'd teach you the ropes, and then you'd take over when I couldn't do it. It was just something I was thinking about.
    Charlie: I'm sorry, Dad. Thanks for asking me though. It means the world. [hugs him]
    Scott: I love you so much, and I'll be alright. It'll work out.
    Marie: [walks back in] Okay. I am starting to think you don't run a shrimp company.
    Scott: No, no, no. Do you remember when we first met? We were at that seafood restaurant?
    Charlie: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
    Scott: Someone's eating shrimp next to us, so I thought of shrimp. That's the best I could come up with.
    Marie: So you lied, which means you're either in the CIA or the mob.
    Scott: No, no, no, no.
    Charlie: No, no. That's not—
    Scott: Listen, it's actually crazier than that, and Charlie is gonna have a great time explaining it to you after I'm gone because I have a deer to catch. And I already know what the boys want for Christmas next year! [leaves]
    Charlie: Thanks, Dad.
    Marie: Talk.

### Chapter Six: A Christmas to Remember
## Season 2
### Chapter Twelve: Wanga Banga Langa
## Cast
### Main

* Tim Allen - Santa Claus/Scott Calvin
* Elizabeth Mitchell - Mrs. Claus/Carol Calvin
* Austin Kane - Buddy "Cal" Calvin-Claus
* Elizabeth Allen-Dick - Sandra Calvin-Claus
* Matilda Lawler - Betty (season 1; recurring: season 2)
* Devin Bright - Noel
* Rupali Redd - Grace Choksi (season 1)
* Kal Penn - Simon Choksi (season 1)
* Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias - Kris Moreno / Kris Kringle (season 2)
* Eric Stonestreet - Magnus Antas / The Mad Santa (season 2)

### Recurring

* Isabella Bennett - Edie
* Sasha Knight - Crouton
* Izaac Wang - Hugo
* Laura San Giacomo - La Befana
* Liam Kyle - Gary
* Ruby Jay - Riley
* Marta Kessler - Olga (season 2)

### Guest stars

* Eric Lloyd - Charlie Calvin
* Peyton Manning - Himself
* David Krumholtz — Bernard
* Mitch Poulos — Saint Nicholas of Myra
* Mauricio Mendoza — Papa Noel / Santa Claus
* Dirk Rogers — Krampus
* Jim O'Heir — Santa Claus XVII
* Casey Wilson — Sara
* Kevin Pollak — Cupid
* Tracy Morgan — the Easter Bunny
** Jay Thomas (previously)
* Michael Dorn - the Sandman

## External links

* The Santa Clauses quotes at the Internet Movie Database