# Cannonball Run II

Cannonball Run II is a 1984 American comedy film, released by Warner Bros. and Golden Harvest. Like the original Cannonball Run, it is set around an illegal cross-country race.

## Victor Prinzi

* My Aunt Millie took a vow of chastity. She had headaches allllll the time.

## Other

* Shiek: Here is to good luck. May it all be mine.

## Dialogue

    Don Canneloni: In the past, the Canneloni family was the most powerful of the families. We controlled drugs, prostitution, extortion, prostitution, gambling...
    Slim: Uh, you said "prostitution" twice.
    Don Canneloni: Well, I like it.
    Fenderbaum: It's General Patton and general admission.
    [he and Blake laugh]
    J.J. McClure: Heckle and Jeckle dressed as cops. They oughta arrest their minds for vagrancy.
    CHP Officer: What are you boys trying to pull?
    J.J. McClure: There's been a nuclear meltdown and we're transporting some contaminated materials to Connecticut.
    CHP Officer: Well, why Connecticut?
    J.J. McClure: They ran out.
    Blake: We're gonna die. We're gonna die, we're gonna die. What do you think they're gonna do to us?
    Fenderbaum: I don't know what they're gonna do to you, but since Mr. T ain't here, I'll be too busy licking their boots to see.
    King: How come you have a blond, blue-eyed slave?
    Shiek: He's an actor. Hasn't had a series in seven years.
    The Slapper: Nine.
    [Jill and Marcie are looking under the hood of their car. Mack is gazing at their breasts]
    Marcie: Does it look bad?
    Mack: Not from where I'm standing.
    Jill: Oh, can you fix it then?
    Mack: Honey, I've got a tool that'll fix anything.
    Blake: Is the Blimp driving?
    Fenderbaum: No, it's the General.
    Blake: The General? Oh, I'm gonna make a private outta him.
    Jill: Aw, come on. It'll be a weekend you'll never forget.
    Mechanic: All three of us?
    Marcie: It's gonna be a weekend you can tell your kids about. If they're all boys.
    Tony: We've put our heads together, and we've decided we're gonna rip off the Arab, on the road, during the car race.
    Don Don Canneloni: Oh, you put your heads together, huh? IT MUST'VE SOUNDED LIKE A BOWLING ALLEY.
    Captain Chaos: J.J. ... Long time, no see.
    J.J. McClure: Nice to see you, Captain Chaos.
    Captain Chaos: Have no fear, "Him" is here.
    Jill: You know, Marcie, we've got this routine down.
    Marcie: Yeah. I think we're ready for the Cannonball.
    Jill: Oh, I think so. How far is Redondo beach?
    Marcie: 150 miles.
    Jill: Hah. An hour flat.
    Marcie: What're we waiting for?
    Both LET'S GO.
    Hymie Kaplan: Friend or foe?
    Arnold: Guess.

## Cast

* Burt Reynolds - J.J. McClure
* Dom DeLuise - Victor Prinzi/Captain Chaos
* Dean Martin - Jamie Blake
* Sammy Davis, Jr. - Morris Fenderbaum
* Jamie Farr - Sheik Abdul Ben Falafel
* Ricardo Montalbán - King Abdul Ben Falafel
* Telly Savalas - Hymie Kaplan
* Marilu Henner - Betty
* Shirley MacLaine - Veronica
* Susan Anton - Jill Rivers
* Catherine Bach - Marcie Thatcher
* Foster Brooks, Sid Caesar and Louis Nye - the fishermen in the rowboat
* Jackie Chan - Jackie Chan, Mitsubishi engineer
* Richard Kiel - Arnold
* Tim Conway and Don Knotts - California Highway Patrol officers
* Mel Tillis - Mel
* Tony Danza - Terry
* Jack Elam - Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing
* Charles Nelson Reilly - Don Don Canneloni
* Michael V. Gazzo - Sonny
* Alex Rocco - Tony
* Henry Silva - Slim
* Abe Vigoda - Caesar
* Jim Nabors - Private Homer Lyle (final film role)
* Molly Picon - Mrs. Goldfarb
* Frank Sinatra - Frank Sinatra
* Joe Theismann - Mack
* Shawn Weatherly - the girl in Jamie Blake's bed
* Dale Ishimoto - a Japanese businessman
* Arte Johnson - an "ace" pilot
* Fred Dryer - California Highway Patrol officer
* Chris Lemmon - a young California Highway Patrol officer
* George Lindsey - Uncle Cal
* Doug McClure - The Sheik's servant
* Jilly Rizzo - Jilly
* Dub Taylor - a sheriff
* Hal Needham - a Porsche 928 driver (uncredited) (final film role)