# Thomas & Friends/Season 18

Thomas & Friends Season 18

## Season 18
### Old Reliable Edward [18.1]

    Edward: And what do you say?
    Gordon: Oh, the indignity!
    Edward: Sorry?
    Gordon: I mean thank you. Thank you, Edward!
    Edward: You're welcome, Gordon. Any time.

### Not So Slow Coaches [18.2]

    Clarabel: This is the fastest we've ever been!
    Annie: I don't like it... AT ALL!
    Clarabel: I've got my eyes closed!
    Annie: Does it help?
    Clarabel: No, not really!

### Flatbeds of Fear [18.3]

    Henry: I don't want to hear the Flatbeds of Fear, I don't want to hear the Flatbeds of Fear.

### Disappearing Diesels [18.4]

    Diesel: I'm a truck load of sausages! Ha ha ha!
    Paxton: Sausages? Diesel, wait! Come back!
    Reg: Oh, what do you want to go chasing after him for?
    Paxton: He's my friend!
    Reg: Is he really?

### Signals Crossed [18.5]

    Gordon: [to Toby] Look out, you silly little tram! And learn your signals!

### Toad's Adventure [18.6]

    Dowager Hatt: [to Toad] You are a really useful and very brave brake van!
    James: Thanks for your help today, Toad.
    Toad: And thank you very much, sir.
    James: Call me James.
    [Oliver whistles and arrives]
    Toad: Hello, Mr. Oliver, I...
    Oliver: Hello, Toad! You'll never believe what happened to me today. Let me tell you all about it.
    James: Actually, Oliver, I think you should ask Toad about the adventure he had today. [whistles and leaves]
    Oliver: You, Toad? You had an adventure?
    Toad: Well, yes. As it happens, it all started when I was coupled to Mr. James, but he's started to go a bit too fast. By the time, we reached Gordon's hill, we were going so fast, my wheels were shaking!
    Oliver: Well, that doesn't sound like more like an adventure, Toad.
    Toad: But that's not all! That's what when we came across a branch, fallen on the line!
    [the other engines show up]
    Oliver: No!
    Toad: Yes! The thing was we were going so fast, we couldn't stop!
    Oliver: [gasps in shock] So, what happened next?
    Toad: That's what it got really scary.

### Duck in the Water [18.7]

    James: Honestly, I thought ducks liked being in the water!

### Duck and the Slip Coaches [18.8]

    Duck: [to the slip coaches] Hello, Slippies!

### Thomas the Quarry Engine [18.9]

    Thomas: You're not Mavis and Diesel!
    Toby: I never said we were, did I?
    Henrietta: I would've noticed if you had.

### Thomas and the Emergency Cable [18.10]

    [after the bird watcher pulls the emergency cable, Thomas stops]
    Bird watcher: I'm sorry. I got a little overexcited. I thought I heard the sound of a very rare bird I've been lookin' for, and I wanted to see it. So I pulled the emergency cable. In any case, it's bound to have flown away now.
    Guard: Seeing a rare bird is not an emergency. [shuts the door]
    Annie: Quite right!
    Clarabel: I couldn't have put it better myself!

### Duncan and the Grumpy Passenger [18.11]

    Duncan: Why do people always think it's me who's always grumbling? I mean, I've never grumbled in my life! Me, grumbling? Don't think so!

### Marion and the Pipe [18.12]

    Marion: Goodness gracious me! I found something!

### Missing Gator [18.13]

    Salty: Aye, Percy, and who knows, but he might come back to Sodor one day!
    Percy: I hope so, Salty. I really do.

### No Steam without Coal [18.14]

    Porter: Hey! Watch out, Bill! Or is it Ben?
    Salty: Watch out, Ben... err, Bill… Well, whoever you are!

### Spencer's VIP [18.15]

    Spencer: [to Sir Topham Hatt] Perhaps, you'd let me take the Deputy Minister home, after all! I can learn from my mistakes, sir. [to the Deputy Minister] I just need to be given one more chance.

### Toad's Bright Idea [18.16]

    Oliver: See you later, Gator! In a while, umm… Toad.

### Long Lost Friend [18.17]

    Percy: This'll be the best Christmas ever!

### Last Train for Christmas [18.18]

    Santa: Ho, ho, ho, ho!

### Duncan the Humbug [18.19]

    Mr. Percival/The Thin Controller: Merry Christmas to you, Duncan!
    Luke: Merry Christmas to one and all!
    Duncan: Bah humbug!

### The Perfect Gift [18.20]

    Percy: It's a bit dark and gloomy around here, isn't it, Reg?
    Reg: Not really, Percy. It's no different from usual.
    Percy: Exactly, and this is a special time of year, when the rest of the island does look different from usual. All twinkly and lovely and magical.

### Emily Saves the World [18.21]

    Salty: Clattering Columbus! The world's heading straight for us!

### Timothy and the Rainbow Truck (UK) / Timothy and the Rainbow Car (US) [18.22]

    Bill: Phwoar! It's a bit pongy!
    Ben: You mean you are!
    Bill: Did you just call me pongy?
    Ben: Yes, I did. You're pongy!
    Bill: No, you are!
    Ben: No, you are!
    Bill: You are!
    Ben: You are!
    Bill: You are!

### Marion and the Dinosaurs [18.23]

    Marion: Eeeeeeeeeek! Look out, look out! Steam shovel coming through!

### Samson at Your Service [18.24]

    Peter Sam: Fancy bringing Gordon's coaches up the quarry! The stones would have been very comfortable!
    Rheneas: Every stone would have had a seat to itself!

### Samson Sent for Scrap [18.25]

    Reg: Oh, I do love a bit of the old scrunch 'n' munch!

### Millie and the Volcano [18.26]

    Samson: The volcano! It's erupting!

## External links

* Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends quotes at the Internet Movie Database