# Spaceballs: The Animated Series

Spaceballs: The Animated Series is an American adult animated television series that aired from 2008 to 2009, and is loosely based on the parody science fiction film Spaceballs.

## Episodes
### Revenge of the Sithee

    Skroob: Someday soon, I plan to be president of planet Moron. And you are going to help me.
    Outlet Mall: Why would I do that?
    Skroob: Because I, too am a Sithee.
    Outlet Mall: Really?
    Skroob: Yes. But for now... I'm a closet Sithee.
    Pannekin Crybaby: I figured I'd find you here in the bottomless pit room.
    Outlet Mall: Why?
    Pannekin Crybaby: 'Cause big confrontations always happen next to big bottomless pitts.
    Outlet Mall: Hm. They do, don't they?

### Grand Theft Starship

    President Skroob: From now on, I want all our evil plans to stop at phase one. We've got an enlarging ray, wonderful, maybe we could do other stuff with it, I could use it late at night, who knows...
    Dark Helmet: Eh, I'm sorry, it only works on ants.
    [Lone Starr and Vespa are tied to the front of a tank]
    Lone Starr: Uh, I know this is usually your line, but I think we're doomed.
    Princess Vespa: Then there is only one thing left to do: scream.
    Lone Starr: What good is that gonna do?
    Princess Vespa: [stutters] Well, I, eeh, I don't know, but it always works for me.

### Lord of the Onion Rings

    Yogurt: Then we shall be the fellowship of the Onion Ring. But this is a dangerous mission. So we'll need indecipherable codenames. Barf, your name will be Barf Baggins. Lonestarr, you'll be Lone Staragorn and Vespa...
    Princess Vespa: Can I be her most royal highness the incomparably beautiful?
    Lone Star: Oh please.
    Yogurt: You'll be Vesparwen.
    Barf Baggins: It was Lone Staragorn. He tried to take the Onion Ring from me.
    Vesparwen: Lone Staragorn, get a hold of yourself!
    Lone Staragorn: I am the leader here, I should be the one to wear the ring.
    Vesparwen: Oh yeah? I'm the girl here and if there's any jewelry to be worn, I should be the one to wear it.

### Watch Your Assic Park

    Lone Starr: Skroob, this time I've gone too far.
    President Skroob: Oh please, sissy. Do you know how many evil plan's I've had that have been way worse than this?
    Lone Starr: Well you won't succeed. Not if I can help it.
    President Skroob: Oh yeah? And what are you gonna do about it?
    Lone Starr: I'm gonna blogg about it.
    President Skroob: Helmet, what the hell's Lone Starr doing here?
    Dark Helmet: Eh, He's won fan of the day, sir.
    President Skroob: Fan of the day? So you're saying it's a coincidence he's here?
    Dark Helmet: The episode had to start somehow.

### Outbreak

    President Skroob: Prepair our contamination suits. Make sure yours is very tight. So no disease can get in. I want to see every... curve...
    Commanderette Zirco: Very well, sir.
    Lone Starr: You've reached Lone Starr and Barf. I'm out rescuing Princess Vespa, and Barf is probably on the can. You know what to do after the beep.

### Hairy Putter and the Gopher of Fire

    Prof, Yogurtdore: I'd like to dispell the recent rumors about me. I'm one hundert per cent kosher in the sausage department if you get my drift.
    Prof. Snapple: Under my direction, you will keep your shafts stiff, your heads down and get ready to watch your balls fly far. Very far.

### The Mighty Meteor

    President Skroob: The Mighty Meteor? You gotta be kidding. I can barely see it. Helmet, what the hell is this, a model?
    Dark Helmet: I'm afraid it's the real McCoy, sir.
    President Skroob: The Real McCoy, why is it so small?
    Dark Helmet: Budget cuts, your Scroobness. We've spent all our money fighting unwinnable wars. This meteor is all we can afford.
    Barf: I'll get the duct tape.
    Lone Starr: No, Barf. I think it's time...
    Barf: No, no, don't say it, don't say it!
    Lone Starr: ...for a new van.
    Barf: Ah, you said it! Have you no heart? This, this van is vintage. It's, it's, it's got history.
    Lone Starr: It's got pizza from 1983 under the seats. Point taken.

### Spaceballs of the Caribbean

    Princess Vespa: This is terrible!
    Lone Starr: I know, without my Schwarz...
    Princess Vespa: No, I mean Barf's hogging all my eyeliner.
    Barf: Frankly it looks better on me, sweetie.
    Princess Vespa: [sighs] Bitch.
    President Skroob: The immaterial has become... immaterial.
    Marlene: What does that mean, Scroobie?
    President Skroob: Well, it simply means that the non-material stuff has coalesced into the star vapor of...
    Marlene: I believe it means the supernatural has become irrelivant, thus playing on two meanings of the word immaterial.
    President Skroob: You know some men get turned on by brainy talk. I don't. So shut up.

### Fishfinger

    Agent Double O Sven: You expect me to talk?
    Fishfinger: No, I expect you to fry.
    Agent Double O Sven: Eh, don't you mean die?
    Fishfinger: And that, too.
    Badjob: But first we need to butter you up.
    Fishfinger: Heh. Heh. Soon you'll be filler in my fish fingers. You're cheaper than cardboard.
    Agent Double O Sven: But why use me as filler when you can use me as bait?
    Fishfinger: What do you mean, chum?
    Agent Double O Sven: Well, I could lure all of Yogurt's agents here. You know, Double O Gunther and eh... Double O everyone else.

### The Skroobinator

    Yogurt: Oi, this Pizza stinks. Yente, where did you order it from?
    Yente: From Pizza the Hutt.
    Yogurt: Oh, tastes like cardboard.
    Yente: That's because you're eating the cardboard. The Pizza's on top.
    Yogurt: I was right, I was right. There's something wrong. How do you know?
    Yente: How do you know?
    Yogurt: Are you deaf? Don't you hear that ominous music?
    Yente: Ach, we hear that same verkackte music every week.

### Deep Ship

    Princess Vespa: What is it about long, hard, tubular things that I find so fascinating?
    Dot Matrix: Talk about your Freudian ship.
    Dark Helmet: How long can a Mawg hold it's breath?
    Lone Starr: As long as the suspence builds.

### Druidian Idol

    Vinnie: I highly recommend you pay me protection money, Lone Starr.
    Lone Starr: Protection? Protection from who?
    Vinnie: Protection from me.
    Lone Starr: [chuckles] I don't need protection from you.
    Vinnie: Oh, yes you do. When I get angry, I break heads. And when people don't cooperate with my extortion...
    Lone Starr: You get angry?
    Vinnie: No. When people don't cooperate with my extortion I get depressed.
    Lone Starr: I see... and, and when you get depressed, you get angry?
    Vinnie: No. When I get depressed, I get hungry.
    Lone Starr: And when you get hungry you get angry?
    Vinnie: Shut it, Dr. Phil, whould ya? When I get hungry, I start eating and when I start eating I get fat. And when I get fat...
    Lone Starr: Then you get angry?
    Vinnie: No, then my doctor gets angry. Because he's already told me a thousand times my cholesterol is too high. And when my doctor gets angry, that's when I get angry. I don't like disappointing him. So just pay me a million starbucks.
    Dot Matrix: [judging Druidian Idol] You know, you've got a very unique voice. You should be in silent films.
    Lone Starr: Eh, I think my ears bleeding.
    President Skroob: What misguided being told you had any singing ability whatsoever?
    Contestant: My zebra, sir.
    President Skroob: You're zebra's an asshole.

### Spidermawg

    President Skroob: Holy shit, I'm becomming Mothball! I will destroy Spidermawg for there is no way he can stop the all powerful Mothball!
    Commanderette Zircon: Okay, a moth versus a spider. This is gonna turn out real well.
    Mothball: Not so fast, Spidermawg.
    Spidermawg: Who the hell are you?
    Mothball: I am Mothball. Half moth, half ball.
    Spidermawg: Yeah, I gathered that from your name.

## Cast

* Mel Brooks as President Skroob / Yogurt
* Daphne Zuniga as Princess Vespa
* Joan Rivers as Dot Matrix
* Tino Insana as Barf
* Rino Romano as Lone Starr
* Dee Bradley Baker as Dark Helmet
* Rudy De Luca as Vinnie / Fort Lox Checkpoint official
* Julianne Grossman as Charlene / Marlene / Darlene / Yente / The Unsinkable Old Fat Lady / Commanderette Zircon / Princess Harley Van Patten / Pannakin's mother / Robohooker / Jasmine / Telephone Operator