# Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun

Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun is a 2002 computer-animated adventure comedy direct-to-video film, and it's the first movie of Rolie Polie Olie. It came out in on DVD and VHS on August 13, 2002.
    Directed by Ron Pitts Jelly Otter The Explorer: The Up Headstand For Fun

## Dialogue

    Olie: A balloon-a-gram!
    Balloon-a-gram: Hi-howdy-hey! Hiddy-up-hooray! Have a triple, double happy day!
    Gloomius Maximus: My glum beam will gloomerate them to sleep. Then, nothing can stop me from unfenerating that pesky Zowie Polie and her Space Pals with my funsuckers.
    Percy: Yowza! I'm feeling a little out of sorts.
    Gizmo: I am, too. Oh... The Giz has lost his fizz.
    [Percy and Gizmo walked in to the chair and feels all bluesie and snoozie]
    Uncle Gizmo: Boy, I'm downright bluesie and snoozie, you know I'm... I'm going to catch a little shut-eye.
    Polina: I feel all bluesie and snoozie!
    [Uncle Gizmo, Polina and Percy went fast asleep and feels all bluesie and snoozy]
    Uncle Gizmo: [gibberish] Ah... ah, baby.
    Olie: It's like they've been gloomerated! Time to call the Space Boy hot line!
    [Pappy opens the door and feels bluesie and snoozie]]
    Pappy: Ah, did someone say gloomy? I'm feeling real gloomy.
    Zowie: Pappy here!
    Olie: He's been gloomerated, too!
    Zowie: Oh, Pappy bluesie.
    Olie: [to Billy, who is slowly succumbing to depression] I don't wanna give up fun, I like fun.
    Billy: [lethargic] I'm just too gloomy, Olie.
    [Pappy's dentures bites him in the posterior]
    Gloomius Maximus: eee-YYYYYOOOOOWWWW!
    Billy: Oh! Right into the "Gluteus Maximus"! [laughs]
    [after Doctor Geary fixing Pappy's "Pappy Gear"]
    Doctor Geary: Feeling happy, Mister Pappy?
    Pappy, TV Announcer: Well, I feel... [looks down at his feet, which are tap dancing energetically] Well... uh... happy...
    [Pappy continues to tap dance and then does a fast, amazingly executed spin]
    Pappy, TV Announcer: [joyfully excited] Down right tappy!
    Polina: Oh, I think we're lost!
    Percy: Huh?
    Polina: Huh?
    [Percy and Polina notices that there's a wormhole ahead.]
    Percy: Whoa, Nellie!
    Polina: Whoa! Step on it, Percy!
    [Percy steers, he and Polina screams until they get sucked to the wormhole]
    Percy: Giz, help! We've been sucked into a wormhole! You're gonna have to do something!
    Uncle Gizmo: We're on it! Ah, I hate those wormholes.
    Uncle Gizmo: [to Olie and Billy who are in their makeshift cardboard box rocket ship; he is riding on Gizmo motor bike and takes off into the air like a rocket] YEEE-HA! I'M RIGHT BEHIND YAH BOYS!
    Gloomius Maximus: [snidely] There won't be any birthday party! Go ahead, cry if you want to... Ah, Ha, ha.
    Zowie: You not nice. Why you so gloomy, Gloomie?
    Gloomius Maximus: Why? Why? WHY? [mumbling] I've always been gloomy. [walks toward the window of his spaceship] Ever since I was a teeny little bot... and I never liked... birthday parties!
    Zowie: [amazed] No like birthday parties?
    Gloomius Maximus: They’re just a bunch of ho-ee!
    Zowie: Gloomie no like fun presents? No like yummy cake?
    Gloomius Maximus: [suddenly nostalgic] What would I know? I've never had a birthday party... ever... Never had any... fun presents... [at the brink of crying] Or a yummy cake, or good friends that want to... want me to participate... WELL, SO IF I CAN’T HAVE ONE, NO ONE ELSE WILL HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY EITHER! NOT NOW... NOT EVER AGAIN!
    [Olie, Spot and Billy have infilterated Gluteus Maximus's ship; saving Zowie and Pappy]
    Olie: C'mon Pappy, C'mon Zo! We've got a party to go to!
    Gloomius Maximus: [approaching them; falsely suspicious] GOING somewhere?
    [Billy had noticing Gloomius has the super-silly ray intended to be Zowie's birthday present in his possession]
    Billy: Hey! there’s Zowie's super-silly ray! Give it back!
    [Gloomius Maximus dangling the silly ray in front of Billy; like a Angler Fish luring a smaller fish with a lure]
    Gloomius Maximus: [sneering] Come and get it, Bot Boy!
    Billy: [backing away; whispering to Olie] Time to use our secret weapon.
    [Olie, with a determined look on his face, holds up the secret weapon; the giggling tickle-me-pickle; heroic fanfare sounds]
    Gloomius Maximus: [too-much-sugar of a voice] Oo-hoo... A little, itty, bitty pickle!
    Billy Bevel: [shouts] Let him have it, Olie!
    [With an almighty grunt, Olie throws the pickle at Gloomius. The tickle-me pickle begins tickling Gloomius Maximus immediately]
    [Polina and Percy screams when the end of the wormhole shoots Coupey and returns back to earth]
    Pappy: Woo, that was some fancy flying.
    Uncle Gizmo: We sure got all Gloomy, huh?
    Billy: Yeah, I bet he's still out there laughing.
    [Zowie inhales and she blows the candles, but there was a rumbling sound, Zowie screams and the crowd yells. Olie, Billy, Polie Pi, Screwy and Wheely falls down. Percy, Gizmo and Baxter were holding the cake.]
    Mom: What was that?!
    Polie Pi: I think we're moving!
    Billy: Hey!
    Wheely: We're not just moving, we're wheeling!
    [The planet is towed up by Gloomius Maximus's ship]
    Gloomius Maximus: [laughing] A glum ho-ho-hum to everyone! I'll put an end to those peppy Polieviller' s horrific happiness once and for all. There won't be any yummy cake, no fun presents, no silly games, I think not. If Gloomius Maximus can't have a birthday party then neither can that Zowie Polie pip-squeak. To the Galaxy of Gloom! [laughing]
    Zowie: Bye, Bye, Starry!
    Percy: Something must have knocked the planet pilarity out of whack.
    Billy: Maybe we got slammed by a giant asteroid.
    [Horse neighs]
    Zowie: Zowie has one, two parties. Zowie gives you this party.
    Gloomius Maximus: You're giving me your party? I don't know what to say. [Gloomius clanks his chest and smiles] Hello. What was that?
    Pappy: Why, your happy gear, by golly.
    Gloomius Maximus: Happy Gear? Do I have one?
    Billy: Sure, every bot does.
    [He chuckles]
    Gloomius Maximus: Happy Birthday, Zowie. And thanks for the fun-neries.
    Zowie: Fun, Fun Fun!
    Olie: You know, Billy, you're the funnest bestest pal a bot could have.
    Billy: And you're the bestest defender of fun in the whole universe.

## Cast

* James Woods as Gloomius Maximus
* Kyle Fairlie as Spaceboy and Young Dad
* Joshua Tucci as Billy
* Kristen Bone as Zowie
* Cole Caplan as Olie
* Rob Smith as Spot and Spacedog (as Robert Smith)
* Catherine Disher as Mom and TV Journalist
* Rebecca Brenner as Pollie Pi
* Noah Reid as Screwy
* Al Mukadam as Wheelie (as Ali Mukaddam)
* Len Carlson as Pappy
* Adrian Truss as Dad and Uncle Gizmo
* Michael Cera as Young Gizmo
* Paul Haddad as Willy Jollie
* Juan Chioran as Wally Jollie
* Neil Crone as Doctor Geary
* Philip Williams as Baxter
* Ellen-Ray Hennessy as Bonita
* Sunday Muse as Binky
* Jake Goldsbie as Junior Littlegreen
* Richard Binsley as Gene Littlegreen