# Sgt. Frog

Sgt. Frog is an anime acquired by FUNimation Entertainment about a group of alien frogs and their wacky mishaps on Planet Pekopon.

## Episode 1

    Keroro: Keroro Presents: Meet the Sergeant!
    Keroro: Surrender your world and make me pie!
    Keroro: The Keroball could destroy your planet with a single press of a button. It's the one next to dance party.
    Aki: Our house was build over a feudal prison, which was built over a cemetery, which was built over a dark cavern which may lead to the Underworld. Or some junk like that.
    Keroro: Keroro Presents: The Episode That Should Have Come First!
    Keroro: An alien? that's ridiculous! I'm just a normal Pekoponian frog creature that talks because of magic wonder dust.
    Natsumi: Okay, its not a toddler, its not smart enough.

## Episode 2

    Keroro: Keroro Presents: Bag Of Secrets!
    Keroro: Keroro Presents: Cow Flesh Of Love!
    Tamama: (in subtitled version) I drink a lot of cola, so that's why I fart a lot.
    Momoka: (in subtitled version, punching Tamama) Shut the hell up!

## Episode 8

    Keroro: Alright private, initiate initialization
    Angol: Hey, where are the lights?
    Keroro: Relax. I set them to turn on gradually. It's more dramatic that way.
    Giroro: Just to be clear these lights serve no actual purpose right.
    Tamama: That is correct.

## Episode 9

    (Tamama and Angol being asked to rate Keroro)
    Tamama: Well he's smarter than a jellybean or most of them.
    Angol: He tries his best when he's not busy not trying
    Tamama: A jellybean can try but I'm still go'a eat it.

## Episode 10

    Keroro: Stupid *bleeping* Kululu!

## Episode 15

    Paul: Mr. Tamama, my mustache compells me to ask if this is too much for the miss.
    Tamama: Spin chair workouts make me the well adjusted unrepressed frog you see today!
    Paul: If weird space frog training will help her, then space frog training she will do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

## Episode 18

    Natsumi: This isn't exactly what I had in mind. Now I look like a flapper.
    Keroro: It would seem that when the ray gun made you older, it also made your speech patterns more grandpa-like.
    Dororo: (reading a letter left by Keroro) Went to Doinaka Beach, Natsumi has weird lady body.
    Dororo: Clearly your ninja skills have improved, but even ninjas love innertubing.

## Episode 20

    Keroro: It's like licking all the cookies on the cookie plate. Whoever gets there first gets to keep all the cookies.
    Giroro:WHAT!! But Our torpedoes are 500 percent more lethal than necessary!!!!!!

## Episode 21

    Koyuki: What is wrong with you Natsumi? Are you lactose intolerant but drink milk anyway?
    Koyuki: Ninjas only need three things: Heaven, Earth and hand gestures.
    Guy 1: It's the Red Comet!
    Guy 2: Yeah, that means nothing to me.
    Guy 1: It's a drift racing legend man. That driver lives life one quarter miles at a time.
    Guy 2: What!? Is that a "Fast and the Furious" reference?
    Tamama:Sarge, truth or dare.
    Keroro: Um dare, no wait truth.
    Tamama: So, who do you like?
    Giroro: Besides himself you mean?
    Keroro: I like. . . Hey! Why shouldn't I like himself? I'm amazing.

## Episode 33

    Tamama: THIS IS STUPID! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRAW THINGS MOVING?! I HATE IT! LOOK AT ME, WHY DON'T YOU TRY DRAWING THIS?! *Bleep* MY LIFE!
    Narrator: Losing your temper won't get you anywhere.

## Episode 42

    Keroro: I'll admit soccer is redonk. It's not nearly as cool as ultra-ball, fire hockey, foot blast or shooting men at velcro walls.