# Shadow Warrior

Shadow Warrior (1997) is a first-person shooter computer game.

### Lo Wang

* "Oh, like I scared of little snake!"
* "Tch! Son of a bitch!"
* "I am the Shadow Warrior."
* "You no mess with Lo Wang!"
* "Who wants some Wang?"
* "A ninja knows no fear."
* "Pain is for the weak."
* "You made another stupid move!"
* "You look like a stupid!"
* "Try hunting both of us!"
* "It is natural to die."
* "Sayonara, scumbag."
* "You are tiny grasshopper."
* "Who put these here!? Ow!"
* "It is good day to die. Ha-Ha"
* "Just like Hiroshima."
* "Just like Nagasaki."
* "Oh, damn, I'm running into walls now!"
* "Oh, better zip fly."
* "Everybody dead. I like that."
* "Ahh, better than acupuncture."
* "Ancient chinese secret."
* "Oh, must be American made."
* "You drive like a baboon in heat."
* "You very bad man."
* "This is not a charade."
* "Dying time's here."
* "Eat this, pencil dick!"
* "You can't evade me forever."
* "I stick a firecracker in your ass."
* "Haha, call me Mr. Fix It!"
* "That's no ordinary wang."
* "You do that you go blind."
* "Two wangs are better than one."
* "Hello, is your refridgerator running? Better catch it!"
* "Tora, Tora, Tora!"
* "Uh oh, look like Lo Wang need to cut back on sushi."
* "No, can't use this, this won't fit on my finger."
* "Before you attack her, wrap your wacka!"
* "Whoa, must be American made."
* "Just like Pearl Harbour."
* "Revenge is dish best served raw."
* "Oh you little tiny dick."
* "I am a man with a tool, make a special acupuncture for you!"
* "This not tournament, this for real!"
* "No pain, no gain. Hahaha!"
* "No way, water cold" (USE on some toilets)
* "Lo Wang need to cut back on Sushi" (Floating Fortress level/medical bay/USE the scale)
* "Hmmm... no power!" (Trying to turn on the lights)
After killing an enemy using a sword:
* "Oh, split personality!"
* "Oh, look, you coming apart!"
* "You half the man you used to be!"
After killing an enemy using fists:
* "You blocking with your head again!"
* "I hope you were paying attention."
* "It's all in the reflexes."
* "How's that for kung-fu fighting you chicken shit?!"
* "I Kill you!"
After causing a large explosion:
* "Holy cow!"
* "Holy pieces of cow!"
* "Holy shit!"
* "Holy pieces of shit!"
* "Like Chinese New Year fireworks!"
* "Holy cow! Look like Duke Nukem! HAHAHA!"
* "Takusan balls, sukoshi penis."
After hitting an opponent with a sticky bomb:
* "Look, you have a new friend!"
* "Oh ho ho, sticky bomb like you!"
* "Sticky Bomb meet Mr. Stupid."
* "Better watch out; it go boom!"
When speaking to a woman who is bathing:
* "Lo Wang soap you good."
* "Woops, Lo Wang drop soap, you bend over get it, hahaha."
* "Those real tits?"
* "Do you want to wash wang? Or do you want to watch Wang wash wang?"
When speaking to a woman who is using a toilet:
* "What you eat anyway baby?"
* "Haha, you go poo-poo, hehehe, uh, I leave room."
* "Hello, what died up here?"
* "Hey baby, pull my finger! Hahaha!"
When speaking to a woman mechanic:
* "Hey, baby, you polish too?"
* "Hey, chicky, you tighten my nuts?"
* "Lo Wang's drive shaft need service."
* "So, you good with hands?"
When speaking to a woman in a car showroom:
* "You got something with a big backseat, two people horizontal?"
* "How about a test drive, doll?"
* "See my stick shift? In fast gear, hahaha!"
* "Whoa, baby, what's up your tail pipe?"
When speaking to woman (Sailor Moon parody) on a ship:
* "Hey peaches, how bout you moon me? Hahaha."
* "Hey, since you already in bed, well..."
* "Hey baby, you in bed? Is there room for two?"
* "You good lookin' sailor babe."
When speaking to an older woman:
* "Lady, somebody beat you with ugly stick!"
* "Maybe if I close eyes it go away!"
* "Ooh, Lo Wang wish somewhere else now!"
* "Lo Wang's gonna womit now..."
When seeing rabbits mate:
* "Having fun little Rabbit? Ha ha!"
* "Horny rabbits, hahaha."
* "Push in the bush there rabbit, haha."
* "Oh, queer bunny."
* "Oh you faggot rabbit."
Insults that can be played at any time and heard by other players:
* "You move like a pregnant yak."
* "You are so stupid! You cannot find ass with both hands!"
* "You not very good with hands - try DICK!"
* "Quit jerking off! Come fight me!"
* "I am sitting here, getting stiff!"
When selecting or obtaining various weapons:
* "I like big weapons."
* "Cowabunga."
* "BANZAII!!"
* (Shuriken only) "I love the shuriken!"
* (Sword only) "I like sword - that's a personal weapon."
* (Sword only) "There can be only one."
* (Dual uzis only) "Be proud, Mr. Woo."
* (Railgun only) "Time to get erased."
* (Nuclear warhead only) "I like nuclear weapons."
Played once at certain spots in certain levels:
* "Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, whoa, I think my dinghy hanging out."
* "Lo Wang is coming for you little snake coward!"
* "Go Speed Racer Goooo!"
* "She's raided her last tomb" [after finding Lara Croft chained to the wall of a prison cell]
* (To serpent god) "Hey! Come back here and finish fight!... Ugly, scaly, snake... shitface."
* "Hmm, something flooding or dinosaur taking piss."
* "Must be here rat, because I trapped like one."
* "No cell can hold this wang!"
* "You are weak as a baby fart, go live in fear."
* "Knock knock you freak, Lo Wang in the house!"
* "Hmph, rather kick ass than solve puzzle."
* "Ohh, smell remind me of old girlfriend."
* "Burn baby burn, flames are gettin' higher!"
* "Eeyuuh, stink like dead baboon in here."
* "Heh, this no movie, Mr. Chan."
* "Welcome to real life, Mr. Chan."
* "That's no ordinary rabbit."

### Fortune say:

* "Sorry, you no win this time, try again."
* "Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk."
* "No man is island, except Lo Wang."
* "You should kill all business associates."
* "You should not scratch yourself there."
* "Man who stand on toilet, high on pot."
* "Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy."
* "Don't you know you the scum of society?!"
* "Man trapped in pantry has ass in jam."
* "You never going to score."
* "You try harder get along. Be a nice man."
* "26-31-43-82-16-29"
* "Your chi attracts many chicks."
* "Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
* "It is better to have loved and lost than to have loved and got syphilis"
* "There is much death in future."
* "(c)1997, 3DRealms fortune cookie company."
* "Courtesy is contagious. So is Gonorrhea"
* "Having sex is like playing bridge, If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
* "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you."
* "No one ever died from a broken heart. But a heart sliced from their chest while they looked on screaming? Not gonna lie. That's killed a couple people."
* "ERROR 404 - FORTUNE NOT FOUND"
* "All men eat but fu man chu"
* "This is my katana, this is my gun. One for killing, the other's for... OK, the other's also for killing."
* "The good news: You're not paranoid. The bad news: Everyone is actually trying to kill you."