# Catscratch

Catscratch is an American children's comedy slapstick adventure animated television series created by Doug TenNapel (also known for creating the Earthworm Jim series). It aired on Nickelodeon from July 9, 2005, to February 10, 2007.The series revolves around a trio of anthropomorphic feline brothers. After their wealthy owner Edna Cramdilly died, she left her riches to them, along with a menacing, oversized monster truck named Gear and a dignified butler named Hovis. The program commonly chronicles their wealthy lifestyles and action-packed, sometimes paranormal experiences. Other characters include the sweet young neighbor girl, Kimberly, with whom Gordon is obsessed, and the cats' competitive rivals the Chumpy Chump Brothers.

## Opening

    Newts: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, Catscratch!
    Gomez: Gordon and Waffle and Mr. Blik, when the old lady died, she left them rich, a mansion, cars, life's a kick, Catscratch
    All: Catscratch, (Gomez: Catscratch) Catscratch, (Gomez: Catscratch) la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Catscratch!
    Gomez: Yes, when it comes to cash, they've quite a bit, anything they want, they take their pick, but the trouble their in, just never quits, when it comes to their brains, their a little bit thick!
    Gordon, Waffle, Mr. Blik and Randall: Catscratch, (Hovis: Catscratch) Catscratch, (Hovis: Catscratch) la, la, la, la, la, la, la, CATSCRATCH!!!
    Gomez: (laughing)

## Season 1
### To the Moon [1.1a]

    Waffle: Rocket smoke?
    Gordon: Great gopher! The lawn's on fire! Run!
    Both: WAH!
    Gordon: Fire! Fire! Run! Grab your wee ones. Run for your safety.
    Waffle: Hose! Hose! Hose!
    Gordon: Blast it, Waffle! Give it all she's got.

### Bringin' Down The Mouse [1.1b]

    Mr. Blik: The party waits! I'm driving.

### Lovesick [1.3a]

    Mr. Blik: IT'S THE MONSTER!

### Off The Leash [1.5a]

    Waffle: Ah-ha, so we meet again!

### Slumber Party [1.5b]

Waffle: The Beauty Shop Makeover!
(The girls cheer as they sit on chairs. Mr. Blik and Gordon shrug and they run up to the girls, Gordon, Waffle and Mr. Blik all cut the girls' hair)
Gordon, Waffle and Mr. Blik: (they hold up the mirrors in front of the girls) Ta-da!
(The girls look at themselves with bad haircuts and they shriek in terror)

### Scaredy Cat [1.9b]

    Gordon: Be warned, Halloween haters. You won't be dragging Gordon Quid off anytime soon. I have everything I can possibly need! (stomach growls) Oh, except a snack.
    Mr. Blik and Gordon: AAAAHHH!!! (both running away while Waffle taking care of a baby alien inside of a watermelon)
    Mr. Blik and Gordon: I! HATE!! HALLOWEEN!!!

### Charge! [1.12b]

    Mr. Blik: The charge! I’ve got the power!

### EVIL! [1.13b]

Gordon: Waffle. Human Kimberly wanted to see how were you doing, Waffle.
Human Kimberly: I brought you a present. I hope it helps make you feel better.
(Waffle eats the unicorn toy Kimberly gave him)
Human Kimberly: Waffle, why would you do that?
Waffle: I don't know. I… (voice deepens as he turns into a giant lizard monster) can't… control myself!
(Waffle roars and eats Gordon; Kimberly shrieks in horror and she runs out of the door but Waffle grabs her and eats her as well and roars again; Waffle, now back to a normal cat, screams and looks around and sees Hovis holding a tray of two bowls of soup)
Hovis: Feeling any better?
Waffle: Oh. It was just a dream. (His eyes turn into laser beams and he shoots Hovis into smithereens, his eyes turn back to normal and laughs maniacally; In reality, He is heard doing evil laughter in his sleep but then he covers his mouth)

### Clan Destiny [1.14a]

Waffle: I'll do a funny dance.
Klquain: What's that?
(Waffle dances in a really silly way)
Waffle: Woo-hoo! (jumps and lands) Ta-da!
Klquain: Not funny enough.

### Core-uption [1.15b]

    Gordon: To the surface!

### Three Against Nature [1.18b]

(Hovis turns on the car radio; banjo music starts playing again)
    Waffle: (Sees his foot tapping) Uh-oh. Music. My feet. My feet!
(Waffle dances uncontrollably and hits the brake; Gear steers uncontrollably and falls off the road)
    Gordon, Mr. Blik and Hovis: Waffle!
    Waffle: Sorry.

### Duck and Cover [1.20b]

    Mr. Blik: It's not outta it, nobody can be denied the magical charms in Mr. Blik's Cheer 'Em Up Song and Dance Extravaganza!
    Mr. Blik: (Starting to dance) Hey hoo cha, birdie bird wa, stinky dinky dinky dinky doo, yeah!
(Their last and final lines of the series; the cats are dancing with Hovis)
    Mr. Blik, Gordon and Waffle: Hey hoo cha, birdie bird wa, stinky dinky dinky dinky doo, yeah!!!

## Voice Cast

* Wayne Knight as Mr. Blik
* Rob Paulsen as Gordon, Singing Toaster
* Kevin McDonald as Waffle, Gomez
* Maurice LaMarche as Hovis
* Liliana Mumy as Human Kimberly, Various Roles
* John DiMaggio as Various Roles
* Hynden Walch as Katilda