# Picture Perfect (1997 film)

Picture Perfect is a 1997 romantic comedy film directed by Glenn Gordon Caron.

## Dialogue

    Sam Mayfair: ...it's like, even though you're engaged, when you're with me I really feel like you're WITH me, you know? But the scary thing is I actually kinda like it.
    Nick: [on the phone with Kate's mother] Right now? Uh, well... a pair of boxer shorts, a t-shirt and a smile.
    Darcy: You're in advertising, Kate: I didn't lie - I sold.
    Darcy O'Neal: I was born married, baby.
    Rita Mosley: I'd like a grandchild. So, shoot me.
    Kate Mosley: All right, Ma. Well, you'll be happy to know I'm looking into getting some eggs frozen.
    Rita Mosley: Wonderful. I can tell everyone I'm having a grandsicle.
    Kate Mosley: ...This is, uh, this is my Nick.
    Sam Mayfair: [to Kate and Nick alternately] Wow, you're Nick. And you're Nick. It's your Nick. I may've had a little too much to drink. I'm her Sam.
    Nick: I'm looking for "Susan's Single Friend Kate." They told me they thought she came out here.
    Kate Mosley: Yeah, that's me. Can I help you?
    Nick: Don't you think that's, uh, kind of strange that she only had one friend?
    Kate Mosley: I don't know, Sam. It just feels wrong, you know? It just feels really, really wrong.
    Sam Mayfair: Well, good, 'cause that's the feeling... that you feel... right before... it feels - incredible!
    Nick: [arriving early and unexpectedly at Kate's office] It's good to see you again... [Kate plants a big, sudden kiss on Nick] [in a low voice] I'm-I'm sorry, I didn't know we were on the clock yet.
    Kate Mosley: [also in a low voice] Okay, just shush, grab my ass, kiss my neck, and pull me into the office, okay?
    Nick: Uh, y... yeah... yeah... uh, yes, sir!
    Kate Mosley: I can be a "bad" girl, Sam.
    Kate Mosley: We had sex, Mommy! You know? The really DIRTY kind!
    Darcy: That was impressive, I have to tell you. I... I could hardly keep my legs together.
    Kate Mosley: You know what, Sam? You're just always going to be that guy at the restaurant who, when he gets what he ordered, always wishes he got what the guy next to him did.
    Mr. Mercer: ...in business, we dress for the job we want, not the one we have.
    Kate Mosley: I like men, men like me... but then somewhere in the last year or so, I just... I've just gotten so screwed up.
    Kate Mosley: Gulden's Mustard: Number 2 - and that ain't bad!
    Kate Mosley: I don't want to date you, I don't want to marry you, I don't want to have kids with you, I just wanna break up with you.
    Kate Mosley: I want a billboard in the middle of Time Square. Okay? I want... I want a commercial in the middle of the Academy Awards, and I want a 10-page layout in Vanity Fair - and that's... that's what I want.
    Darcy: Yeah, me, too. God, we're shallow!
    Kate Mosley: Hey, get your hands off my stems.
    Kate Mosley: You went to college, right?
    Nick: Yeah, several.
    Kate Mosley: Well, I mean, I think I should at least know how you take your coffee.
    Nick: Well, I'm confused. You don't know? I mean, didn't you, uh, make me up?
    Nick: [alone at the table with Kate, gazing upon her] I suddenly realized I haven't told you how beautiful you look tonight.
    Kate Mosley: Oh, Nick, come on. Don't waste that stuff. Nobody's here. They can't hear you.
    Nick: So how do you think it's going?
    Kate Mosley: Um, fine, I guess. But, you know, if one of us doesn't start this fight pretty soon, um, everyone's gonna MISS it.
    Kate Mosley: [on the phone with her mother, exasperated] A diaphragm, a sponge and a rubber. Good-bye.
    2nd Ad Executive: [pointing out Kate's black eye] See that? She looks like Petey from Our Gang.

## Taglines

* She was prepared for anything until love stormed in.
* Kate always lived her life by the rules...some rules were meant to be broken

## Cast

* Jennifer Aniston - Kate Mosley
* Jay Mohr - Nick
* Kevin Bacon - Sam Mayfair
* Olympia Dukakis - Rita Mosley
* Illeana Douglas - Darcy O'Neil
* Matthew Sussman - Darcy's Husband
* Kevin Dunn - Mr. Mercer
* Faith Prince - Mrs. Mercer
* Anne Twomey - Sela
* John Rothman - Jim Davenport
* Meg Gibson - Mrs. Davenport
* Paul Cassell - Brad
* Ivar Brogger - 1st Ad Executive
* Peter McRobbie - 2nd Ad Executive
* Bray Poor - 3rd Ad Executive
* Daryl Edwards - 4th Ad Executive
* Jenna Stern - 5th Ad Executive
* Bellina Logan - Agency Receptionist
* Sean Patrick Thomas - Agency Researcher
* Andrea Bendewald - Pregnant Friend
* Marcia DeBonis - Rosie
* Amelia Campbell - Susan
* Faran Tahir - Sajit
* David Cromwell - Minister
* Jessica Cushman - Bride
* Kaley Cuoco - Little Girl
* Greg Grunberg - Date (uncredited)

## External links

* Picture Perfect quotes at the Internet Movie Database