# Thomas & Friends/Season 6

Thomas & Friends Season 6

## Season 6
### Salty's Secret [6.1]

    Salty: [sings] Yo-ho-ho and a bucket of prawns.
    The tiller spins, and the captain yawns.
    [Bill and Ben try sorting the trucks]
    Salty: Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
    Bill and Ben: No, we don't. No, we don't. No, we don't, don't, don't!

### Harvey to the Rescue [6.2]

    Henry: Harvey's different.
    Edward: He doesn't even look like an engine.
    Gordon: Surely the Fat Controller won't let him pull coaches.
    James: He's just Cranky on wheels.
    Percy: He's not taking my mail!
    Harvey: Maybe my coming here wasn't such a good idea, Sir.
    The Fat Controller: Nonsense!
    Harvey: But the engines don't like me. I'm too different.
    The Fat Controller: Different is what makes you special.

### No Sleep for Cranky [6.3]

    Salty: [after Cranky accidentally knocks down the shed] You've blown the main now, matey!
    Salty: It was a bitter cold winter. The brave little ship was stuck, until the ice melted the next spring. He barely made it around the cape. After 100 scary days at sea without a scratch, he sailed into port and crashed his bow, not 15 feet from my buffers! Luckily, no one was hurt.
    Cranky: Except my ears!

### A Bad Day for Harold the Helicopter (UK) / A Bad Day for Harold (US) [6.4]

    [about the last time Harold took the mail when he was held up]
    Percy: It made me feel like a really useless engine.
    Pilot: Maybe we should take the mail bags a few at a time. They're very heavy.
    Harold: I'd have to make too many trips, and then I'd be as slow as Percy!

### Elizabeth the Vintage Lorry (UK) / Elizabeth the Vintage Quarry Truck (US) [6.5]

    Elizabeth: Do you mind?! I'm trying to sleep!
    Elizabeth: Oh, it's you. Have you learned to drive properly yet?
    Thomas: She's in trouble now.
    The Fat Controller: Elizabeth! My first lorry! I thought you had been lost!

### The Fogman [6.6]

    [after hearing a loud demonstration of the new foghorn]
    Percy: That's loud!
    James: Too loud!
    Gordon: Sounds like a tugboat to me!
    Percy: Oh, jeepers! That foghorn is so loud it rattles my dome! And it doesn't even make my axles tingle.

### Jack Jumps In [6.7]

    Jack: I'm Jack, the front loader. I can load, unload, and carry lots of things.
    Thomas: I can haul and shunt.
    Miss Jenny: And I can get you two chatterboxes off to the quarry.
    [Max stops in front of the furious Jack]
    Jack: Stop bullying!
    Max: Can't you take a joke?

### A Friend in Need [6.8]

    [Ned loads Max too much]
    Max: Careful, bumble bucket!
    Ned: Sorry.
    [after Jack has saved Thomas from the damaged bridge]
    Miss Jenny: Spot on, Jack! You'd make a mother proud!
    Thomas: And a tank engine grateful!
    Miss Jenny: It's off to the fitters with you tomorrow, Jack. The Pack can't have a front loader with bent arms.
    Jack: You mean, I can stay?
    Miss Jenny: I wouldn't have it any other way.
    Kelly: We're a cracking crew!
    Isobella: And all the better that Jack's being here!
    Alfie: Welcome to The Pack, Jack!

### It's Only Snow [6.9]

    Edward: Driver says there's more snow on the way.
    James: We'll soon be wearing our snowplows.
    Henry: You'll enjoy that, won't you, Thomas?
    Thomas: You know I won't. I don't like my snowplow!
    Thomas: [mutters about his snowplow] Big, horrid, awkward thing.

### Twin Trouble [6.10]

    Donald: May I go, Sir?
    The Fat Controller: I only need one engine. Not 2.
    Donald: I am only one engine, Sir. And I would like to work with Duck.
    Narrator: The Fat Controller was surprised, but agreed.
    Thomas: Won't you miss one another? I know I'd miss Annie and Clarabel.
    Douglas: I'll work better on my own!
    Donald: I have work to do.
    Donald: Did you shunt those trucks onto the other line?
    Duck: You said you wanted them on the other line!
    Donald: Not that other line! The other other line! [to himself] Douglas would've known what I meant.

### The World's Strongest Engine [6.11]

    The Fat Controller: Henry has had an accident and have been sent for repairs. There are no other engines available. So Diesel will help until Henry returns.
    All engines: Yes sir.
    Narrator: But they weren't happy. The engines didn't like Diesel he was always being rude and always showing off.
    Percy: I hope Henry's mended soon.
    Thomas: He moves more trucks than three Diesels put together.
    Gordon: Trucks are no one's friends.
    Diesel: When the Fat Controller sees how good I am, he'll get rid of steam engines once and for all!

### Scaredy Engines [6.12]

    Edward: [tells one of his Halloween stories] They say that on Halloween, the ghost engine returns to the smelters, looking for his lost whistle. "Whoo! Whoo!"
    Other engines: Ooh! Ahh! Spooky!
    Duck: It was naughty of Thomas to tease you, Percy.
    Percy: He was only playing. I hope he hurries up. I wouldn't want him to be late for the fireworks.
    [Thomas races past]
    Thomas: HE'S AFTER ME!
    Duck: I don't think he'll be late.

### Percy and the Haunted Mine [6.13]

    [Percy tells the twins about the disappearing chimney]
    Donald: It's the naughty gnomes.
    Douglas: Wee fat men with big feet. They make strange things happen. It's legend. They steal your wheels and filch your funnels.
    Percy: [after seeing another building at the mine sink] Double bouncing buffers!

### Middle Engine [6.14]

    Arry: Hello, James. Come to learn a thing or two from those who know?
    James: Just get my trucks ready and stay out of my way!
    Bert: Yes, sir!
    Arry: Little red piggy in the middle!
    Bert: Just like Percy!
    James: I'm not like Percy! I'm not a middle engine, and I'm not moving!

### James and the Red Balloon [6.15]

    Donald: [about the balloon] Why, it's a floating basket with people in it!
    Douglas: Whatever will they dream up next?
    James: Passengers should travel on trains, not in silly balloons!

### Jack Frost [6.16]

    Percy: [frozen] Hello, J-J-J-J-James!
    James: SCARY JACK FROST!
    Elizabeth: [sees the frozen Percy] Oh, my dear! It looks like Jack Frost really got you!

### Gordon Takes a Tumble [6.17]

    Thomas: Why the rush, Gordon?
    Gordon: If I must pull trucks, then I'll show Salty how an express engine pulls trucks.
    Salty: Careful, cap'n. You don't wanna get too big for your buffers.
    The Fat Controller: Well, Gordon, you wanted to show Salty a thing or two, and you've certainly done that. You've shown him how silly it is to ignore "go slow" signs.
    Gordon: Sorry, Sir.

### Percy's Chocolate Crunch [6.18]

    Percy: [after all his literally dirty work] From now on, I am only doing work where I won't get dirty!
    [Percy returns to the sheds, covered in chocolate]
    Thomas: You look good enough to eat.
    James: Bon-bon Percy!
    Henry: Choc-ice on wheels!
    Gordon: Disgraceful!

### Buffer Bother [6.19]

    Ben: I'm going to get new buffers!
    Bill: [envious of his twin] Well, I should get new buffers too. We're twins, we do everything together.
    Ben: But you don't need new buffers.
    Bill: You're only getting new buffers because you're clumsy!
    Ben: No, I'm not!
    Bill: Yes, you are!
    Ben: No, I'm not!
    Bill: Yes, you are!
    Mavis: Will you two stop being grouchy?! Now come on, Bill. We've got work to do.
    [Ben, with his new buffers, finds Bill stuck in the pit with busted buffers]
    Bill: Bust my buffers!
    Ben: I think you have.

### Toby Had a Little Lamb [6.20]

    Toby: Bitter cold, bitter cold, bitter cold. Still, I'll soon be back in my nice, dry shed.
    Narrator: But suddenly, Toby's driver applied the brakes. He could see the farmer standing on a knee deep in snow. He was waving a red flag.
    Farmer McColl: My phone lines are down. All the roads are blocked. And my sheep have just started lambing. They're trapped on the hillsides, cut off by the snow.
    Toby: What can we do to help?
    Farmer McColl: I need a vet as quickly as possible.
    Driver: We'll stop at the next signalbox. I'll phone the vet from there.
    [after Toby helps keep the lambs warm inside Henrietta]
    Farmer McColl: Thank you Toby. We could've done it without you.
    Toby: No, Thank you. There's nothing I like better than helping out a friend in need.

### Thomas, Percy and the Squeak [6.21]

    Gordon: [after hearing Botti's scream] Definitely a coloratura!
    Botti: [looks at Percy] Look at the little green engine. So sweet, and dirty! Like a proper steam engine!
    Gordon: But he's filthy!
    Percy: But I clean up nice.

### Thomas the Jet Engine (UK) / Thomas and the Jet Engine (US) [6.22]

    James: Speed isn't everything.
    Thomas: But being reliable and useful is.
    Gordon: You slow engines will never understand, because you'll never go as fast as me.
    Thomas: [after his wild ride] Sorry for overtaking you back there, Gordon.
    Gordon: Overtake me? I didn't notice.
    Henry: You didn't notice the fastest engine on the Island of Sodor?
    Thomas: Yes. I am the fastest.
    Percy: Gordon doesn't have to go as fast as a jet engine. He's a steam engine.
    James: But he's still full of hot air!

### Edward the Very Useful Engine (UK) / Edward the Really Useful Engine (US) [6.23]

    Gordon: Edward is a useless old steam pot. He should be retired.
    Percy: But he doesn't have tires.
    Thomas: Retired means taken out of service.
    Gordon: And not a moment too soon.
    Trucks: Duck should play with other ducks,
    'cause he's no good at pulling trucks!
    Quack, quack, quack, quack!
    Hold back! Hold back! [laugh]

### Dunkin' Duncan [6.24]

    Duncan: I'm a plain-speaking engine, so collect your trucks, and be quick about it!
    Rheneas: Bossy boots!
    Skarloey: Pushy puffer!
    Rusty: He just wants to get back to the bustle of the junction.
    Duncan: [after his crash] Glub-glub-glub! Bluggle by boiler!

### Rusty Saves the Day [6.25]

    [Elizabeth passes Rusty, Skarloey, and Rheneas while they are busy clearing up the line]
    Elizabeth: What a waste of time!
    Skarloey: She's right. We'll never get it done in 2 weeks.
    Rusty: We can't give up.
    [after the line is successfully cleared]
    The Fat Controller: Well done, Rusty! And well done, Elizabeth! We will open this line immediately. Maybe now, Rusty will have time to work at the quarry.

### Faulty Whistles [6.26]

    Peter Sam: [without his whistle] I can't run on the tracks without my whistle. That would be too dangerous.
    Duncan: An engine is not an engine without a whistle.
    [after the whistle-less Duncan has returned with the headmaster, who is still playing his organ]
    Rusty: Look! It's Duncan the musical engine!
    Rheneas: Let's whistle along!
    Skarloey: Toot Toot!
    Peter Sam: You really did well to deliver your goods without a whistle.
    Duncan: Did you think so?
    Peter Sam: Absolutely, even though an engine's not an engine without a whistle. [whistles]
    Headmaster Hastings: Or an organ. ["toots" the organ]
    Narrator: And all the engines tooted back, except Duncan, who just grinned.

## External links

* Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends quotes at the Internet Movie Database