# A Really Haunted Loud House

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A Really Haunted Loud House is a 2023 live-action adaptation Halloween television film based on the animated television series.

## Dialogue

    Lincoln: It's 24 hours until Halloween, and Clyde and I are super pumped for trick-or-treating.
    Clyde: After years of research, we have finally created the ultimate route to maximize candy consumption. We are gonna crush our candy record.
    Luna: Is your spine tingling?
    Lincoln: Definitely. My bones are chilled to the bone.
    Lincoln: Why do I always have to be your mannequin?
    Lola: You have a perfect model's body. Very little muscle structure.
    Leni: And those hips!
    Xander: Mom, I don't wanna get a filling. I'm supposed to do my fit check in front of the bowling alley.
    Mrs. Coddington: You're going in there. Today's the only day Dr. Miller can see you.
    Lincoln: Actually, Dr. Miller can't see you today. My sister scared Barbara, and she stabbed him in the cheek with a giant needle.
    Barbara: [goes up to the desk] He's right.
    [Mrs. Coddington scoffs in disbelief over this]
    Xander: Bet. I'm outta here.
    Lana: Say hello to the Candy Cannon Extreme. I built this baby using an old leaf blower, a telescope, and the motor from Mr. Grouse's lawnmower.
    [The Action News Team is hanging out up in the attic]
    Zach: I can't believe you guys got invited to Xander Coddington's party.
    Stella: They're epic.
    Liam: He's that Internet feller. Must be nice.
    Stella: He doesn't even know I exist.
    Zach: He doesn't even know my name.
    Clyde: He knew my name.
    Rusty: Did he know my name?
    Lincoln: He remembered you pooped your pants in dodgeball.
    Rusty: Yes! [points to Liam] In… [then Stella] Your… [then Zach] Faces.
    Liam: In your gym shorts.
    [Halloween Night]
    Lori: Everybody in their places?
    Luan: Check.
    Lana: Check.
    Luna: Check.
    Rita: Check.
    Lynn: Check.
    Lisa: Check.
    Leni: Check.
    Lola: Check.
    Lucy: Check.
    Lily: Check. Meow.
    Lori: Candy cannon?
    Lana: Cannon ready, waiting for candy.
    Lori: Lynn, how's it coming with the headless horseman?
    Lynn: Still headless. [eats some candy] Mmm. Ketchup.
    Lana: Mom, where's the candy?
    Rita: [enters Lori and Leni's room with an unusual box; sighs] After our disastrous trip to the dentist, I realized the error of our ways. No more cavities. So this year, we're giving away toothbrushes. [dumps out toothbrushes and toothpaste from the box and into the cannon in slow-motion]
    Lana: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [echoes]
    Rita: Oh, yeah. I got a bunch more. [leaves]
    Lana: This is bad.
    Luan: [as Franken-coconuts] Happy Halloween, my friends! Hope you're creeping it real!
    Fairy Girl: [unimpressed] Toothbrushes?
    Louds: Toothbrushes?!
    Fairy Girl: And toothpaste?
    Bear Boy: [unimpressed] Seriously?
    Lori: [trying to cover it up] No, no, no, it's just a little candy mix-up. [angrily on comm to Lana] Where are the treats?!
    Rita: I threw it away. [chuckles] Don't forget to brush!
    Bear Boy's Mom: Don't tooth-shame my kid!
    Rita: Uh-oh.
    Crowd: [resuming chanting] CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!
    Lori: Code Red. WE HAVE A HALLOWEEN EMERGENCY!
    Liam: We've got a full moon, it's Halloween, and still no cryptids.
    Stella: Hey, where's Zach?
    Zach: [emerges emerges from the ground, disguised as moss and startling his friends] Hey.
    Rusty: How long were you there?!
    Zach: Hard to tell. Fell asleep. Probably a good hour.
    Lincoln: Clyde, how did we screw this up so bad?
    Clyde: Hey, I was just rockin' out. You're the one who launched a microphone at Xander's forehead.
    Lincoln: Yep. We blew it.
    Clyde: You blew it.
    Lincoln: Hey, at least we knocked out a famous influencer. That'll be a cool story to tell someday.
    Clyde: [sarcastically] Yeah, to all the parties we're not invited to.
    [Everyone's phones suddenly chimes, as does Lincoln and Clyde's]
    Johnny: Guys, you're not gonna believe this. Some house is giving away toothbrushes instead of candy. This is outrageous!
    Xander: [fed up] Why is everyone pushing dental care?! I'm so sick of... dental care!
    Leni: So, I'm not exactly sure what's going on here. But I do know it's not good.
    Lynn: So not good.
    Lola: We could build a time machine and go back in time before you handed out those toothbrushes.
    Rita: Helping or hurting, Lola?
    Lisa: They so much as lay a finger on Esmeralda, they will feel the wrath of Lisa Loud!
    Lily: Wrath!
    Todd: No one cares about that pumpkin.
    Luan: Todd!
    Todd: What? We were all thinking it.
    Xander: [posting a live video on his phone] This house needs to remodel. FIRE!
    [The Xander Nation kids start throwing toilet paper around the Loud House]
    Lily: Toilet paper!
    Lana: We're under attack!
    Rusty: Listen up you over-sized hairball. We are highly-skilled werewolf hunters. Specially trained and laser-focused. Ooh, candy corn!
    Lisa: [sees that Esmeralda is missing while cleaning up the mess] ESMERALDA! [inside the house, in the kitchen] We have to call the police!
    Luna: I don't think the police care about a pumpkin.
    Lisa: We'll file a missing person report.
    Lucy: She's not a person.
    Todd: Preach, girl.
    Lily: Lincoln in pumpkin.
    Lola: Not now, Lily.
    Leni: I have a video.
    Lori: Not now, Leni.
    Lisa: What kind of person would want to hurt Esmeralda?
    Todd: [as everyone looks at him] I have an alibi.
    Lana: Yeah, right, dude. Sure.
    Lily: Lincoln in pumpkin.
    Rita: Not now, Lily.
    Lincoln: The junkyard. Where cars come to die and fear comes to live.
    Clyde: I can't believe I suggested this place for a Recycling Club field trip.
    Paul: Crushin' is what I do, baby!
    Xander: Then fire up that crusher and let's teach that toothbrush house a lesson!
    Lynn Sr.: So, I'm not a werewolf?
    Louds: No!
    Lynn Sr.: I just wanna go home and take a bath and eat a big, round cookie.
    Rita: We don't have time for that.
    Lynn Sr.: But I really want a big, round cookie.
    Rita: Your son and his best friend are in a pumpkin in a car crusher!
    Leni: And it's being live streamed.
    Lynn Sr.: The cookie can wait.
    Luan: Lincoln's gonna get squashed…in a giant squash.
    Luna: Too soon, Luan!
    Luna: Back off, pranksters.
    Rita: [exits Vanzilla] Whoo! [laughs] What a rush! Don't you ever drive like that.
    Xander: Who the heck are you?!
    Lori: We're your worst nightmare.
    Jenna: What? [The other Louds exit Vanzilla and they all hold up toothbrushes] The toothbrush people.
    Lucy: Yeah, and we've come to kick some butt.
    Lincoln: [popping out from Esmeralda's mouth] That's my family!
    Jenna: What?
    Louds: Lincoln!
    Clyde: [also popping out] I'm over there a lot too!
    Paul: Bro, we have one rule. [points to a sign that reads: "NO people in the crusher!"]
    Rita: That's a good rule.
    Xander: So you attacked your own home?!
    Lincoln: Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. I let my family down. All because I wanted to be in with you and your cool group. But you know what? Nothing's more important than my family.
    Clyde: Truth, Lincoln.
    Lori: We love you, Linc.
    Xander: So you double-crossed me! I got covered in soy sauce and thrown into a coffin because of you?! You're gonna pay for that. [turns to the Loud family] And so is your family. Xander Nation, assemble!
    Lucy: Release the beast.

## Cast

* Wolfgang Schaeffer – Lincoln Loud
* Jahzir Bruno – Clyde McBride
* Lexi Dibenedetto – Lori Loud
* Eva Carlton – Leni Loud
* Sophia Woodward – Luna Loud
* Catherine Ashmore Bradley – Luan Loud
* Annaka Fourneret – Lynn "LJ" Loud Jr.
* Aubin Bradley – Lucy Loud
* Ella Allan – Lola Loud
* Mia Allan – Lana Loud
* Lexi Janicek – Lisa Loud
* August Michael Peterson – Lily Loud
* Jolie Jenkins – Rita Loud
* Brian Stepanek – Lynn Loud Sr., voice of Todd
* Martín Fajardo – Xander Coddington
* Gavin Maddox Bergman – Liam Hunnicutt
* Trinity Jo-Li Bliss – Stella Zhau
* Mateo Castel – Zach Gurdle
* Nolan Maddox – Rusty Spokes
* Kevin Chamberlin – Phillip "Flip" Fillipini