# The Even Stevens Movie

The Even Stevens Movie is a 2003 American Disney Channel Original Movie that is based on the Disney Channel Original Series Even Stevens. It premiered on June 13, 2003, serving as the series finale.

## Dialogue

    Donnie: How could you steal all our food?
    Ren: As usual, Donnie, you have everything backwards.
    Donnie: ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?
    Ren: No. I am calling you a liar!
    Louis: You guys had to get back at us, huh? Thank you!
    Beans: But we got the evidence! How do you explain this, Louis?
    Louis: You stole my food... AND MY SHIRT? Gimme that, you little worm-eating...!
    Ren: Don't you talk to him like that!
    Louis: What, is Beansy your little boyfriend now, Ren?
    Ren: You don't have the right to talk! You caused all the trouble and you ate all the food!
    Eileen: Okay, enough. Enough, kids. Stop. You kids shouldn't fight just because your father's trying to teach me a lesson.
    Steve: And what would that be?
    Eileen: Look, Steve, I know that you're upset since you've been out of work and that you are trying to prove to Ren and Beans that you can put food in their mouths.
    Steve: What?
    Eileen: But couldn't you leave a little something for us?
    Steve: Don't twist this around! There wasn't a crumb of food left when we got up there! It's almost like you're trying to make me look bad!
    Eileen: Now you are losing it.
    Steve: DON'T TELL ME I'M LOSING IT!
    Eileen: Don't you yell at me in front of my family!
    Steve: IT'S MY FAMILY TOO!
    Louis: Hold on, hold on. Mom, we don't need them. We don't need them! We'll be fine on our own, thank you.
    Ren: Oh, really? Well, you can sleep out in the rain tonight!
    Louis: WE CAN AND WE WILL!
    Tom: The technology is amazing.
    Twitty: It's your masterpiece!
    Tawny: Are you really gonna sit in this thing all summer?
    Louis: Hold on, hold on! Don't call her a "thing!" She's my ultra-loungematic superchair. [push a button so that an arm gives him a soda. He drinks it]
    Twitty: Sweet!
    Louis: [belches] Watch this, watch this. [pushing down another button so the machine quivers and gives him massage] Like a thousand tiny fingers working all the right parts.
    Tawny: You've brought laziness to an art form.
    [Louis pushes another button]
    The Ultra-Loungematic Superchair: Thank-you. Taw-ny.
    Louis: Hold on. Okay, you know this is boring, and you just wanna go because you broke up with your stupid boyfriend and want to get away.
    Ren: And you just wanna stay here and sit on your stupid chair.
    Donnie: Do they have cable?
    Miles: Son, the beauty of Mandelino is there is no modern convenience of any kind.
    Donnie: Guys, this sounds kinda cool. I mean, I can run on the beach, get into football shape...
    Louis: Donnie, come on! You can run here and get in shape here. Please.
    Eileen: You know, Steve, this could be a wonderful family adventure. It could be everything we've been hoping for.
    Louis: No, Mom, listen... Listen, here's an adventure: You can stay here at home and make me breakfast and do my laundry, and that'll be an adventure. Dad, come on! Dad, listen. Dad... CAN SOMEBODY PUT A STOP TO THE MADNESS, PLEASE!
    Lance: You know, we put this prank together in a matter of just a couple of hours thanks to family friends, Alan Twitty and Tawny Dean Now, what prompted you two to call Gotcha with this great prank?
    Twitty: Uhh... guilt and shame.
    Tawny: Okay, I would like to say that embarrassing innocent people on TV for fun and profit is one of the lowest, disgusting... [Tawny and cameraman fight over the camera] Gimme that!
    Twitty: Well, it's all our fault... [Twitty stops guiltily. Tawny stare at him] Uh, all my fault... I set them up.
    Tom: I'm doubly appalled.
    Tawny: You could help us, Tom. And you could help Louis.
    Tom: Well, Louis is my friend... when it suits him. And I can accept that. What can I do?
    Twitty: Can you sail this tub to Catalona?
    [Tom was singing "Blow the Man Down"]
    Twitty: Tom! TOM! It's getting dark, and I'm getting seasick so I want a little less singing, and little more sailing, OKAY?
    Tom: Well, excuse me, Benedict Twitty! If you don't like a good sea shanty, maybe you should take the bus to Cadelona!

## Cast

* Shia LaBeouf as Louis Stevens
* Christy Carlson Romano as Ren Stevens
* Donna Pescow as Eileen Stevens
* Tom Virtue as Steve Stevens
* Nick Spano as Donnie Stevens
* Steven Anthony Lawrence as Beans
* Tim Meadows as Miles McDermott
* A.J. Trauth as Alan Twitty
* Margo Harshman as Tawny Dean
* Fred Meyers as Tom
* Dave Coulier as Lance LeBow
* Keone Young as Chief Tuka
* Lauren Frost as Ruby Mendel
* Kenya Williams as Monique Taylor
* Walker Howard as Laylo / Patrick Green
* Josh Keaton as Mootai / Jason Holdstead
* Kyle Gibson as Gil
* George Anthony Bell as Principal Wexler

## The Stevens Family

* Steve
* Eileen (wife)
* Donnie (son)
* Ren (daughter)
* Louis (son)