# Jack-Jack Attack

Jack-Jack Attack is a 2005 computer animated short film produced by Pixar and written and directed by Brad Bird. The film is a spin-off on his 2004 film The Incredibles.
    Directed by Brad Bird. Produced by Osnat Shurer. Written by Brad Bird.

## Kari McKeen

* [to herself] Don't panic! Baby on fire! Baby on fire!
* The baby was exploding! You ever sit an exploding baby before, Mr. Dicker?! What is that?!
* Good baby! Nice baby.

## Dialogue

    Kari: [blast black] Wow, it's dark in here.
    [Rick Dicker turns the light on]
    Kari: Wow and now it's too bright!
    Agent Rick Dicker: File 82-7-0-2. Agent Rick Dicker interrogating.
    Kari: Wow!
    Agent Rick Dicker: State your name, please.
    Kari: Kari. Kari McKeen. It’s like Carrie, only with a "K" instead of a "C", and an "ah" instead of an "a", and only one "R", and an "I" instead of an "I-E".
    Agent Rick Dicker: Time about the incident.
    Kari: Wow! It started over like any normal staying gig, you know, for the reassuring at the parent and all. [trim in the Parr household, where Kari is talking up the phone with Elastigirl] Mrs. Parr, I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out. [turns to Jack-Jack] Can't I, little boo boo kid? Who can handle it? Who can handle it?
    [The airplane's alarm is heard in the great end of the line, and the call disconnects]
    Kari: Ah, Mrs... Mrs. Parr? Mrs. Parr? Oh well, she knows you're in good hands. [hangs up] Now, who's ready for some neurological stimulation?
    Kari: We're going to come things down a blast now and look at flash cards; won't that be fire?
    [Kari begins playing tug-o-war from Jack-Jack over a flash card. Kari wins and holds the card up]
    Kari: Triangle.
    [Jack-Jack smiles at her, coos, and makes a triangle from his hands]
    Kari: Good. House.
    [Jack-Jack again smiles at her, coos, and makes a triangle from his hands]
    Kari: Good. Campfire.
    [Jack-Jack smiles at her, coos, and bursts into flames]
    [The doorbell rings. Kari rushes to door, exhausted]
    Kari: Yes?
    Syndrome: Is this the Parr's residence?
    Kari: [maniacally] Yes! I'm Kari, THE BABYSITTER!
    Syndrome: [disturbed by her behavior] Well, hello, uh...Kari. I'm-
    Kari: YOU'RE MY REPLACEMENT! THANK HEAVEN YOU'VE COME! [notices his super suit] What does the "S" stand for?
    Syndrome: [unconvincingly] For... Sitter! Yeah, "Sitter". Originally, I was going to have "BabySitter", and then I would have been going around wearing a big "BS", [chuckling] and you understand why I couldn't go with that!
    Agent Rick Dicker: [after Kari describes how she gave Jack-Jack to Syndrome, the "Sitter"] And you believed him?
    Kari: [maniacally] THE BABY WAS EXPLODING! YOU EVER SIT AN EXPLODING BABY BEFORE, MR. DICKER?! What is that?!
    Agent Rick Dicker: Have you told anyone else about this? [aims the device's laser at Kari's forehead] Your parents?
    Kari: Yeow, they thought I was being funny. But you believe me, don't you, Mr. Dicker?
    Agent Rick Dicker: Sure, kid.
    Kari: Ah, I just wish I could forget with the whole thing.
    Agent Rick Dicker: You will, kid.
    [He fires a corded plunger-like attachment which sticks to her forehead]
    Agent Rick Dicker: You will.
    [Kari passes him]

## Voice cast

* Bret Parker as Kari McKeen.
* Eli Fucile as Jack-Jack Parr.
* Bud Luckey as Rick Dicker.
* Jason Lee as Buddy Pine / Syndrome.