# Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman

Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman is a 2000 film about the Chipmunks suspecting that their neighbor is a werewolf.
    Directed by Kathi Castillo. Written by John Loy.

## Dialogue

    Theodore: Who was it this time, Alvin?
    Alvin: It was Wolfman.
    Theodore: Aye, nuts.
    Simon: I knew it. [takes out a tally chart of Alvin's monster nightmares] Two more Wolfman nightmares and Theodore owes me… [yawns and turns the lamp off] a new bunsen burner.
    Alvin: [turns the lamp back on] Wait a minute, guys. Let's stay up a while and… play.
    Simon: Alvin, it's late. [turns the lamp back off]
    Alvin: [turns the lamp back on again] Okay, I admit it. I'm freaked out! Who's our new neighbor?
    Theodore: Mr. Talbot?
    Alvin: Exactly. His dog was howling again. That always spooks me.
    Dave: [enters the Chipmunks' room and turns on the lights] Face it, Alvin. It's because you watch monster movies late at night.
    Alvin: Dave, has anyone talked to you about your dandruff?
    Dave: I mean it, Alvin! This is getting WAY out of hand! Now, back to sleep, everybody. You got school tomorrow. [turns off the lights]
    Theodore: [getting back in his bed] Oh, yeah, school.
    Simon: Theodore, since when don't you like avocadoes?
    Theodore: Since Nathan's been stealing my lunch. He hates them.
    Simon: Silly me. You wouldn't want to offend your attacker.
    Brittany: I hate fog.
    Simon: [sighs] It's nearly condensed water vapor suspended…
    Brittany: Like I care! It's creepy and it makes my hair frizz!
    Dave: [puts his hand on Alvin's shoulder, startling him] Alvin, that was Miss Miller. She has a house full of screaming Chipettes. Would you like to tell me why?
    Alvin: [nervously] Who's in the mood for lasagna?
    [Dave enters the Chipmunks' room and starts confiscating Alvin's monster merchandise]
    Alvin: [watching in shock] Dave, what are you doing?!
    Dave: This monster mania of yours has gotten completely out of control! As of now, your monster days are over! No movies, no models, NO Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde! [Alvin gasps in deep horrified shock] You're going cold turkey!
    Alvin: Mr. Talbot is a werewolf! And I'm not going to rest until I prove it.
    Simon: And apparently, neither am I.
    Alvin: Are you in, or... in?
    Simon: Given those choices... I'm in.
    Dave: Theodore, what's wrong? [notices the bitten marks on his hand] What happened to your hand?
    Theodore: [softly weeping] I was coming back from Eleanor's… and I… I got bit by a dog! A really big one! [sobs softly]
    Brittany: I don't get it, Theodore was always the sweet one.
    Simon: What about me?
    Brittany: You're the smart one.
    Alvin: And me?
    Brittany: [scoffs] You're the other one.
    Dave: I've got to get to the school and warn the kids!

## Cast

* Ross Bagdasarian — Alvin Seville, Simon Seville, and Dave Seville
* Janice Karman — Theodore Seville, Brittany Miller, Jeanette Miller, and Eleanor Miller
* Maurice LaMarche — Lawrence Talbot and the Wolfman
* Miriam Flynn — Principal Milliken
* Rob Paulsen — Mr. Rochelle
* April Winchell — Madame Raya

## External links

* Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman quotes at the Internet Movie Database