# Kerry Jackson

Kerry Jackson is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.

## Sourced

* Goodnight everybody!
** Daily Sign-off
* Goodnight mom.
** Past Sign-off
* If Harry's wearing his cloak of invisibility, I guarantee he's not planting his wand.
** Radio From Hell (June 8, 2005)
* I'm getting screwed today. Right in the mouth.
** Radio From Hell (July 8, 2005)
* If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife.
** Radio From Hell (July 27 2005)
* 'Fetus in Uterus' I get.
** Radio From Hell (August 24, 2005)
* We’ll eat your gum.
** Radio From Hell (September 6, 2005)
* Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
** Radio From Hell (September 6, 2005)
* Why do you think I always have a rubber glove?
** Radio From Hell (September 8, 2005)
* At what point do you shake it all about?
** Radio From Hell (September 20, 2005)
* Famous people are delicious.
** Radio From Hell (October 7, 2005)
* Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!?
** Radio From Hell (October 11, 2005)
* You love the bidet more than me.
** Radio From Hell (October 11, 2005)
* Where I come from they're just 'fun bags.'
** Radio From Hell (November 14, 2005)
* It's revved for her pleasure.
** Radio From Hell (January 25, 2006)
* The baby is leaking!
** Radio From Hell (January 30, 2006)
* Oh no! He's got him in the deadly Egyptian burger!
** Radio From Hell (January 30, 2006)
* Even Beyonce's booty can't save that.
** Radio From Hell (January 30, 2006)
* Food should not be origami.
** Radio From Hell (March 10, 2006)
* I don't need to see Paxton's sack.
** Radio From Hell (March 20, 2006)
* Clam jacket.
** Radio From Hell (March 21, 2006)
* I'm a second-tier troll with powers to bewilder!
** Radio From Hell (April 12, 2006)
* It smells funny, but it works.
** Radio From Hell (April 20, 2006)
* Don't spend another evening with the sex cantaloupe.
** Radio From Hell (April 25, 2006)
* This is discrimination against gay, nautically-themed cupcake mascots.
** Radio From Hell (April 28, 2006)
* I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak.
** Radio From Hell (June 9, 2006)
* You knew I was a pornographer when I climbed on your back. - as Larry Flynt
** Radio From Hell (June 9, 2006)
* He's prejudiced against the toothless.
** Radio From Hell (June 12, 2006)
* When it came right down to it, the reindeer would eat you.
** Radio From Hell (September 20, 2006)
* The power of Christ compels you to parry.
** Radio From Hell (October 3, 2006)
* Oh! My proscenium is killing me!
** Radio From Hell (October 21, 2006)
* I'm so goth I crap bats.
** Radio From Hell (November 1, 2006)
* Oh! I need Syphilis!
** Radio From Hell (November 15, 2006)
* My proctologist has The Thumb of Doom too.
** Radio From Hell (January 4, 2007)
* You get first crack at the chicken balls if you get there early.
** Radio From Hell (January 10, 2007)
* The fate of the nation is in my hands and I've got a booger. - as George W. Bush
** Radio From Hell (January 11, 2007)
* Never stick your hand out and let someone squirt something into it unless you know what it is.
** Radio From Hell (January 18, 2007)
* I have a fresh muff.
** Radio From Hell (January 23, 2007)
* Then your muff would be all wet.
** Radio From Hell (January 23, 2007)
* I gotta go make norbit.
** Radio From Hell (February 8, 2007)
* It's like you put a turd in her mouth.
** Radio From Hell (February 9, 2007)
* My 'down-there' is angry!
** Radio From Hell (February 12, 2007)
* Sometimes the future isn't funny.
** Radio From Hell (March 8, 2007)
* I can see it, but I can't make it move.
** Radio From Hell (April 5, 2007)
* And now, the ABC After School Special, Raisins For Festus.
** Radio From Hell (May 15, 2007)
* Sergeant Scruffy is very upset!
** Radio From Hell (June 8, 2007)
* I'm on the 'Don't Spill The Margarita' ride."
** Radio From Hell (June 26, 2007)
* You put this finger in the middle and wiggle it.
** Radio From Hell (July 9, 2007)
* Is that an ear trumpet in your lava-lava?
** Radio From Hell (July 12, 2007)
* If it's a pain in the ass, you're shaving the wrong place.
** Radio From Hell (July 23, 2007)
* I've got no hair on my danglies.
** Radio From Hell (August 14, 2007)
* I hope he slams into the side of the mountain and cougars eat his face.
** Radio From Hell (September 11, 2007)