# Spy (2015 film)

Spy is a 2015 American spy action comedy film starring Melissa McCarthy as a desk-bound C.I.A. analyst named Susan Cooper who transforms into a field agent attempting to foil the black market sale of a suitcase nuke.
    Written and directed by Paul Feig.

## Susan Cooper

* No, it's not pinkeye, ma'am. It's just, I'm having a bit of an allergic reaction.
* I just…I still, y'know, hear my mom's voice: "Well-behaved women often make history."
* Could this hotel be any more murder-y?
* Maybe I should be married to one of the dolls just to make it extra sad. "Ten cats"—wh—why do I have ten cats? Is that even legal? Just missing a shirt that says I've never felt the touch of a man.
* I'm Penny, like the penny.
* Once I asked someone for a Tylenol and they gave me a Tylenol PM. I'm not sure what their intentions were, but…

## Rick Ford

* I'm pretty sure we all took a fucking vow. I remember it. I remember raising my fucking hand and saying some shit.
* And I know there's a fucking Face/Off machine! You're jus' keeping it secret from me.
* Well, I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do. Walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age.
* You—times infinity.
* Nothing kills me. I'm immune to one-hundred seventy-nine different types of poison. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring.

## Rayna Boyanov

* It was all a dream. Just kidding. A man's throat dissolved.
* Looks like you ate a box of crayons.
* Tell me: are your hemorrhoids particularly large, or just tenacious?

## Others

Zac D Amato": [to Bichir] You no go ket information in bomb per cause did say bas that case, I go to kill.

## Dialogue

    Bradley Fine: I could kiss you!
    Susan Cooper: Oh. [chuckles] Well, I would accept that with an open mouth.
    Bradley Fine: Did you wipe your eye after you cleared out the cat box?
    Susan Cooper: I don't have cats.
    Bradley Fine: Why did I think that?
    Susan Cooper: I don't know.
    Bradley Fine: You should get some. They're—they're good company.
    Rick Ford: What're you gonna do? Bring one of your cats as a sidekick?
    Susan Cooper: I don't have any cats.
    Patrick: And may I say, it is very brave of you to sacrifice your life for your country.
    Susan Cooper: Oh, I'm not sacrifi—I-I'm coming back.
    Patrick: Let's see.
    Rick Ford: You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my fuckin' eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing. I still had to pretend I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show! I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and reattached with this fuckin' arm.
    Susan Cooper: I don't know that that's possible. I mean, medically…
    Rick Ford: During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of Congress as Barack Obama.
    Susan Cooper: In blackface? That's not appropriate.
    Rick Ford: I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while on fire. Not the car. I was on fire.
    Susan Cooper: Jesus, you're intense.
    Susan Cooper: It probably happens all the time.
    Woman: It's never happened before.
    Susan Cooper: Oh my God! Somebody just put something in her drink!
    Nancy B. Artingstall: What is it? Is it poison?
    Susan Cooper: I don't think it's a fibre supplement.
    Susan Cooper: I will have the Sapori e Delizie.
    Waiter: Right. That is the name of the restaurant.
    Susan Cooper: You may never be as wise as an owl, but you'll always be a hoot to me.
    Rayna Boyanov: What a stupid fucking retarded toast. You're delightful.

## Taglines

* One of the guys. One of the spies.
* She's finally getting some action.

## Cast

* Melissa McCarthy — Susan Cooper / Carol Jenkins / Penny Morgan
* Jason Statham — Rick Ford
* Rose Byrne — Rayna Boyanov
* Jude Law — Bradley Fine
* Miranda Hart — Nancy B. Artingstall
* Bobby Cannavale — Sergio De Luca
* Allison Janney — Elaine Crocker
* Peter Serafinowicz — Aldo / Albert
* Morena Baccarin — Karen Walker
* 50 Cent — himself
* Michael McDonald — Patrick

## External links

* Official website
* Spy quotes at the Internet Movie Database
* Spy at Mojo
* Spy at Rotten Tomatoes
* Spy at Metacritic
* Official trailer