# Leprechaun 3

Leprechaun 3 is a 1995 American horror slasher film about the homicidal Leprechaun who goes on a killing rampage on in Las Vegas, wreaking havoc on a young man's aspiring career.
    Directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith and written by Mark Jones and David DuBos.

## The Leprechaun

* There was an old man of Madras whose balls were made of fine brass. So in stormy weather they both clang together and sparks flew out of his ass.
* For pulling this trick, I'll chop off your dick!
* Ah... lovely golden palaces completely full of riches. I'll rip 'em off and rob 'em blind, those dirty sons of bitches.
* I want my gold shilling. Tell me where it is or there will be another killing.
* Now that was quite a load to have to explode. What a lovely lass, I had to blow up your ass but now I must hit the road!
* [Appears on the TV as a injuries compensation lawyer doing an infommercial] Feeling sick? Stubbed your toe? Call this lawyer. I'll fix your woe. Agony is my business. I'll fight for you! Even you, Mitch.
* [Appears on the TV as a psychic doing a commercial] The signs point to a tragedy about to happen: casino owner dies in a bed of lies.
* [To an East Indian pawn shop owner after being revived granitized] Mmm, I like Indian food. So spicy!
* [Leprechaun appears on the TV as a preacher doing a commercial]
Leprechaun: Praise the Lord! And send in your money. Otherwise, you're all doomed to hellfire and damnation for fornicatin' with the Devil's harlot. Especially you, Mitch. You're a prime offender.

## Scott

* [On the phone] Yeah, give me hotel security. Yeah, I'd like to report a leprechaun in your hotel. No, a LEPRECHAUN. Yeah, little green guy. HE TRIED TO KILL ME! [Realizes receptionist has hung up] Hello?

## Fazio

* Loretta, darling, if you want magic, bend over. I'll pull a rabbit out of your ass.
* ['As he's being sawn in half] Caesar's... Palace...
* You need more than a boob job, Loretta. You need a personality transplant.

## Art

* What do I want? I want brown hair. I want health insurance for all Americans. I want the Mets to get their shit together.
* [To The Leprechaun] Tell me, what was Judy Garland really like?

## Mitch

* Ladies and gentlemen, due to a slight solicrivilance in the stem of the wheel, the situation is thus - this table is now closed.

## Loretta

* Look at those tits! I wish I was a man so I could just screw myself right to the floor. And I dare you to feel that ass, Fazio. That's prime.

## Dialogue

    Loretta: Who the hell are you?
    The Leprechaun: I'm a leprechaun me lass, and I'm gonna make you pay.
    Loretta: What do you want?
    The Leprechaun: Your boobs are big. Your butt is small. But still you're in for quite a fall.
    Loretta: What are you talking about?
    The Leprechaun: Oh, well didn't you hear? Bigger is good, but jumbo is dear. I'll give ya boobs that'll come out to here.
    Scott: There once was a lady of Totten whose tastes grew perverted and rotten. She cared not for steaks or for pastries and cakes, but lived upon penis au gratin.
    Waitress: Metallica. No, wait... White Zombie. I got the album. Enjoy your spuds!
    Scott: What the hell did I just say?
    Doctor: Now listen to me! This may mean the difference between living and dying. Do you have health insurance?
    Scott: Do ya take Green Cross?
    Tammy: Let me go, you son of a bitch!
    Leprechaun: Now that's no way to speak about me mother, bless her green soul.
    Doctor: All right, let's just start with every test that starts with the letter A, tomorrow we'll do the B's, and then Thursday...
    Nurse: You play golf on Thursday.
    Doctor: Well, this is an emergency.
    Mitch: Will you keep your voice down? One thing I can't stand is a fat broad with a big mouth.
    Loretta: Who's callin' fat, fat, Mr. Porker? You couldn't get a woman if your life depended on it.
    Mitch: Oh yeah? I could have any broad that I want.
    Loretta: Like that bubble-headed little bimbo Miss Tammy?
    Scott: Excuse me, where can I cash a check?
    Mitch: You old enough to be in here, kid? [Sees the amount of Scott's check] Yes, you're old enough. Right over there. If there's anything you need, just come to me.
    Tammy: Sorry I'm late, Fazio.
    Fazio: I told you, you will address me as Great One offstage and on.
    Tammy: You're a magician, not the Pope.
    Fazio: [The Leprechaun has turned his white rabbit into a pile of green feces] Oh, shit!
    The Leprechaun: A little token of my esteem. It is exactly what it seems. Made fresh daily at exactly 9:00. It comes from my shillelagh. You can keep it in a crock. [Cruelly chuckles]
    Scott: I thought maybe you could sneak me inside the casino to see what it's like.
    Tammy: What? Do you think this is like Disneyland or something?
    Scott: Have you ever blown a rod before?
    Tammy: I beg your pardon?
    Scott: The engine, I meant. See, you got your pistons and your rods... You don't want to know this, right?
    Tammy: No, actually, I don't.
    Loretta: Why don't you hire me?
    Fazio: Twenty years ago, Loretta, or should I say twenty pounds ago?
    Lucky: He's a good luck charm.
    Gupta: Yes, I can see it's working very well.
    Tony: Look sharp, be sharp.
    Art: No, tell him the other thing. The threat thing.
    Tony: Oh. You pay Arthur the money you owe him or I will kill you.
    Mitch: What are you, tough guys? I got hemorrhoids tougher than you.

## Cast

* Warwick Davis as Leprechaun
* John Gatins as Scott
* Lee Armstrong as Tammy
* John DeMita as Fazio
* Michael Callan as Mitch
* Caroline Williams as Loretta
* Marcelo Tubert as Gupta
* Tom Dugan as Art
* Leigh-Allyn Baker as Waitress
* Richard Reicheg as Lucky
* Linda Diane Shayne as Nurse
* Ian Gregory as Doctor
* Roger Hewlett as Tony

## Taglines

* Welcome To Vegas... Your Losing Streak Is About To Begin!

## See also

* Leprechaun (film series)

## External links

* Leprechaun 3 quotes at the Internet Movie Database