# Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo is a 1999 comedy film starring Rob Schneider. Other cast members include Eddie Griffin, Amy Poehler, Oded Fehr, Arija Bareikis and Bill Forsythe.
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo is the first film released by the Happy Madison Productions film production company.

## Other

* Passerby: Freak!
* Passerby #2: Holy shit! It's Bigfoot!
* Passerby #3: Hey, keep it in the circus!
* Man: That's a huge bitch!

## Quotes

    T.J.: See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?
    Deuce: Where?
    T.J.: Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?
    Deuce: Man-whoring?
    T.J.: Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring.
    T.J.: I prefer to think of myself as more of a... male madame. That didn't come out right.
    T.J.: Don't make me he-bitch man-slap you!
    T.J.: You know, Antoine's got a really bad temper. One time, I dropped a cigar ash on his carpet, and he made me pick it up with my anus.
    Fowler: Do the letters T and J mean anything to you?
    Deuce: I don't know. Turkey Jizz?
    T.J.: Goddamn white boy.
    T.J.: What about Antoine's apartment?
    Deuce: I'm going to get the rest of the money the old-fashioned way.
    T.J.: You going to steal it?
    Bartender: There you go. That's uhh... $11.50.
    Deuce: Ahh. No, no. Perhaps you misunderstood me. I wish to cancel my original order of the martini and two olives, and go for just the plain cranberry juice, by itself, for the $3.00. And I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
    Bartender: Ahh, perhaps you don't understand. Ahh... if you don't pay me now, I'm going to uhh... take this swizzle stick, and uhh... I'll be shoving that right up your pee-hole.
    Deuce: I couldn't help overhearing your Spanish.
    Claire: It was French.
    Deuce: Oui, French... Nice people.
    Deuce: Look, I think there's been a mistake.
    Fluisa: Did you say steak?
    Deuce: No, mistake.
    Fluisa: Oh. See, now you got me all excited.
    Antoine: This is a 14th-century Hungarian crossbow. It has killed a king and changed the history of Europe. You mess up anything in my apartment... I'll shove it up your ass.
    Deuce: Where am I supposed to get $6,000 in three weeks?
    Deuce: Wow! What are those?
    Antoine: Medieval weapons. I'm a colletor. They're worth twice as much if they've killed somebody.
    Deuce: I collect Canadian quarters... I've got about six of 'em.
    [The aquarium attendees catches Deuce cleaning a fish tank naked. He is shocked by their disgusted looks.]
    Man: Yuck!
    Woman: EWW!
    [The next moment, he is escorted out of the aquarium by two burly security guards under orders from his boss]
    Deuce: Swim trunks are loaded with detergents and other hazardous chemicals that could be harmful to fish.
    [The security guards tosses him out of the facility with his gear and clothes in tow]

## Taglines

* He's not very good looking. But when the lights go out... he's still not very good looking.
* He charges $10.00 but he's willing to negotiate.

## Cast

* Rob Schneider as Deuce Bigalow
* Bill Forsythe as Det. Chuck Fowler (as William Forsythe)
* Eddie Griffin as Tiberius Jefferson "T.J." Hicks
* Arija Bareikis as Kate
* Oded Fehr as Antoine Laconte
* Gail O'Grady as Claire
* Richard Riehle as Bob Bigalow
* Jacqueline Obradors as Elaine Fowler
* Big Boy as Fluisa aka Jabba
* Amy Poehler as Ruth
* Bree Turner as Allison, fish tank girl
* Andy Shaifer as Neil (as Andrew Shaifier)
* Allen Covert as Vic
* Elle Schneider, Rob's Daughter, as Cookie Girl
* Pilar Schneider, Rob's Mother, as Old Lady in Japanese Restaurant
* Norm Macdonald as Bartender (uncredited)
* Marlo Thomas as Client with Vicious Dog (uncredited)
* Adam Sandler as Robert Justin (uncredited, voice role)

## See also

* Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo