# Something Positive

Something Positive, or S*P, is a webcomic by R. K. Milholland, which debuted on December 19, 2001. The comic is defined by its cynical tone and off-beat humour.

## 2001

* Aubrey: Embrace the power of the labia, PeeJee! Embrace it!
    12/21/2001, Snow Sculptures
* PeeJee: Well, I thought, "Who among my friends would want a candy cane-shaped, eggnog scented strap on?" Then I thought, "Who deserves it?"
    12/25/2001, Christmas
* Davan: You know, for a lesbian, you seem to suck a whole mess o' dick.
    12/31/2001, The Reluctant Lesbian pt 1

## 2002

* PeeJee: Chemo kitties need extra love!
    01/14/2002, Jhim's Kitty pt 1
* Aubrey: I could menstruate a better cup of coffee than this!
    01/28/2002, Coffee Crimes
* PeeJee: You're like a Columbine kid who was too lazy to do anything.
    04/03/2002, Dress Codes
* Kim: Nothing is as sexy as the look on a man's face as he slips into an unplanned slumber.
    04/11/2002, Les Chicas Del S*P...FIGHT! pt 4
* Davan: I try not to think. It's not really a hallmark of my generation.
    09/26/2002, Old Faces, Uneasy Places pt 2

## 2003

* Aubrey: So I made some pork chops and rented "Babe."
    05/05/2003, Heaven and Hell
* Jason: Heresy is sexy, Aubrey. Cancer isn't!
    05/17/2003, A Scar is Born pt 2
* Jason: I bukkake for justice!
    06/06/2003, Up, Up and Away pt 5
* PeeJee: I'm sorry. Is our date interrupting your conversation with my boobs?
    06/16/2003, PeeJee Restarts pt 2
* Aubrey: If a guy tells me I can't possibly stick a crazy straw all the way up his smallest orifice, that's a challenge I'm honor-bound to accept!
    10/27/2003, Positively Scandalous pt 1

## 2004

* Aubrey: I'm going to find religion just so I can pray against each of you.
    01/09/2004, Confection Affection
* Aubrey: If masturbating was s'posed to be cute, pink bunnies would do it in meadows and they'd ejaculate rainbows and flower petals.
    01/12/2004, Screams in Pastel
* Davan: Why reach to the sky to touch a star when you can scoop one out of the gutter?
    04/19/2004, Confessions of an Unused Mind pt 2
* Lisa: For future reference, when a woman says she wants your honest opinion, she really doesn't.
    5/28/2004, Rings pt 1
* Davan: The way I see it, there's so much love and beauty in the world, and someone has to balance that shit out.
    10/09/2004, Class of Ninety-Bore pt 4

## 2005

* Aubrey: Oh, good. More snow. Nature's bukkake.
    02/10/2005, I am Providence pt 5
* Andy: Well, as long as you promise we're only lynching them for science.
    03/09/2005, Rage Science
* Davan: I'm just saying I've never heard of a SIDS baby growing up to be a murderer or a rapist. Draw your own conclusions, my friend.
    04/03/2005, The Downside of SIDS pt 1
* Cab: It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.
    08/09/2005, In Memory pt 2

## 2006

* Nancy: Elize, I need your help. I'm worried this chloroform has gone bad but my nose is stuffed up. Could you smell it and tell me what you think?
    01/30/2006, Zot pt 2
* Davan: This is one of those situations where "I don't care" is the right answer, but not the right answer, isn't it?
    05/22/2006, Alpha
* Milholland's commentary: On one shoulder is a devil saying, "do it." On the other shoulder is an angel saying, "do it now."
    06/29/2006, Fatherly Laments

## 2007

* Davan: Well, y'know, true friendship is a lot like a cervical punch.
    01/03/2007, Old Familiar Faces V pt 1
* Mike: ...a wise man once said that being in love means never having to say, "I'm sorry."
    Tamara: A wise woman once said being in a committed relationship means a man never will.
    03/05/2007, Investing in Tomorrow pt 2
* Milholland's Commentary: If you don't get the joke, you're probably the punchline.
    08/28/2007, Words Can Hurt
* Morganna: So...should we skip straight to finding an empty room to have sex in then?
    09/07/2007, Scheduling Conflicts
* Milholland's Commentary: Someone, somewhere, is dressing up like your favorite childhood cartoon character and having sex.
    11/08/2007, ...ho?

## 2008

* Kharisma: Thank God I was taught fat people don't have emotions.
    01/24/2008, A First Meeting pt 4
* Nancy: Oh, baby...talk some more stupid for me. It makes me so hot...
    03/28/2008, Customer Serviced pt 5
* PeeJee: What is it with Texas and the child raping cults?!
    04/16/2008, Texas Cults
* Milholland's Commentary: Everything sounds dirtier when preceded by "For a good time..."
    04/25/2008, Fishing
* Davan: You're only offended because liberal society says you're supposed to think "child rape" jokes are wrong.
    11/10/2008, Day One pt 2

## 2009

* Fast Food Customer: I'm the customer and I'm white! That makes me twice as right! Se habla customer service, jerk?!
    03/02/2009, Life According to S*P pt 2
* Rory: If I get this cool stuff now I bet the stuff you give me when you die is gonna be great!
    06/17/2009, Childish Things
* Monette: I've never wanted to be a magician's hat so badly in my life.
    07/02/2009, The Right Things to Say
* PeeJee: Damn it! Why am I arguing shit on the web again?
    Davan: 'Cuz sometimes you just need a cumshot of stupid to the face?
    07/10/2009, Idle Brains are the Internet's Playthings
* Vanessa: Expect foreplay full of fumbling and awkward apologies.
    07/29/2009, Innuendo

## 2010

* PeeJee: Hey! You! I've got a Vagina! You got a problem with that?
    02/04/2010, Indoor Voice

## 2012

* Cat: (angry) Mrrrrrrowwwr.
* Cat-to-English translation: I am your god and your pain is my altar. Now, Worship!
    08/18/2012, Innocents Lost

## 2013

* Rayne (of Least I Could Do): The server's light flashed green three times. That's consent. That's robot consent.
    01/30/2013, Here's What Happened
* Fred: Friendship only really matters if you give it as willingly as you took it in the first place.
    02/20/2013, An Attic Full
== External links ==
* Something Positive
* Positive Good Morning Quotes