# Luiz Carlos Alborghetti

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Luiz Carlos Alborghetti (February 12, 1945 — December 9, 2009) was a Brazilian journalist, radio host, television presenter and politician.

## Quotes

* Bandido bom é bandido morto!
** A good criminal is a dead one!
* Bandido é bandido, malandragem! E bandido você tem que mandar matar!
** A criminal is a criminal, street-smarts! And a criminal you gotta have to kill!
* Quem defende bandido está contra a família brasileira!
** Those who defend criminals are against the Brazilian family!
* Não precisamos construir mais cadeias! Temos de construir mais cemitérios!
** We don't need to build more prisons! We must build more graveyards!
* Neste asfalto negro de violência, as drogas transformam seu filho num cadáver ambulante e sua filha numa prostituta mercantilista!
** On this black asphalt of violence, drugs turn your son into a walking corpse and your daughter into a merchantilistic prostitute!
* Cadeia nele, já!
** Jail him, now!
* Tá com pena dele? Leva para tua casa! Põe para dormir na tua cama! (quote directed to Human Rights activists who supposedly defend criminals)
** Feeling sorry for him? Take him home with you! Put him to sleep on your own bed!
* Falsos profetas, falsos moralistas! (quote directed to Human Rights supporters)
** False prophets, false moralists!
* Existem histórias da noite que o dia desconhece!
** There are night stories that daylight doesn't know!
* Ei! Eei! Eeei! Eeeei! Desgraça de televisão do Satanás! (quote he angrily shouts when he is told of a technical failure in the studio)
** Hey! Heey! Heey! Heeey! Disgraced Satan television!
* Esse aí tá mais quebrado que arroz de terceira! (quote when police captured a criminal who was lynched by the local population)
** This one's shattered worse than third-rate rice!
* Chupa aqui, idiota! Faz um boquete aqui na minha cara! (quote telling his cameramen to zoom in on his face)
** Suck on this, idiot! Make a blowjob right here on my face!
* As crianças caem no mundo das drogas enquanto suas mães choram lágrimas de sangue!
** Children fall into a world of drugs while their mothers cry bloody tears!
* Vamos tirar a máscara e lavar a cara! (quote against hypocrisy and tendency)
** Let's take our masks off and wash our faces up!
* Você mata, com um botijão de gás, uma média de 500 bandidos por dia!
** You kill, with a single gas canister, an average of five hundred criminals per day!
* Ou vai no voto ou vai na bala!
** Either by ballot or by bullets!
* Um beijo na sua alma!
** A kiss on your soul!
* Eu não fui desmamado com garapa! A teta da minha mãe tinha leite, e era leite do bom! (quote when someone tried to pretend/fool him)
** I was never been weaned with garapa! My mother's tits had milk, and it was a good one!
* Vamos analisar o direito da liberdade de expressão. Ninguém vai nos calar a boca! Não devemos a vagabundo nenhum nesse Estado e nesse País! Aqui não há censura! (quote directed to those who did not like his speech)
** Let's examine the right of freedom of speech. Nobody will shut us up! We don't owe to any bum anything in this State or Country! Here we don't have censorship!
* Existem três coisas que você só faz uma vez na vida: nascer, morrer e votar no PT!
** There are three things you do only once in your life: born, die and voting on PT!
* Quem fala demais dá "bom-dia" a cavalo!
** He who talks too much says "Good morning" to horses!
* Ele tá sentado no colo do Capeta agora! (quote about any criminal killed by the Police)
** He's sitting on the Devil's lap now!
* Se gostou, gostou! Se não gostou, que se dane, vá a merda!
** If you liked it, good! If you didn't, screw you, go fuck yourself!
* Todo dia tem uma merda!
** Everyday there is a shit!
* Eu prefiro uma verdade que me faça chorar a uma mentira que me faça sorrir!
** I'd rather hear a truth that'll make me cry than a lie that'll make me smile!

## References

* 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 Morre Luiz Carlos Alborghetti, dono do bordão 'bandido bom é bandido morto' (in Portuguese). Extra. Editora Globo S/A (9 December 2009). Retrieved on 31 March 2019.
* ↑ . (1 March 2006). "1 March 2006" Cadeia Sem Censura. Web Rádio Intervalo.