# Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues is a 2013 American comedy film about San Diego's top-rated newsman, Ron Burgundy, who returns to take New York City's first twenty-four-hour news channel by storm. It is the sequel to the 2004 film Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
    Directed by Adam McKay. Written by Adam McKay and Will Ferrell.

## Ron Burgundy

* Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!
* By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!
* I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability?
* If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it.
* I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.
* Andre the Giant gave a surprising nimble foot rub.
* The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable.
* It's pronounced Sawn Dee-Ayy-Go.

## Brick Tamland

* I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong.

## Wes Mantooth

* You made one mistake today. You messed with somebody from San Diego.
* The greatest city in the history of the Earth.

## Champ Kind

* I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay.
* They call bats, "Chicken of the cave."

## Others

* CBC Anchors (Jim Carrey and Marion Cotillard): Sorry.
* Entertainment Tonight Anchor (Tina Fey): I'm so horny.

## Dialogue

    [Ron and Jack Lime's news teams prepare to fight]
    BBC Anchor: Wait! Here's a headline for you: "Moronic Yank Wanker-man Gets a Bloody Good Hiding From Newsreader From a Superior Country." For we are the BBC News Service! [BBC news team shouts]
    Ron Burgundy: Oh, not now!
    Jack Lime: [To his news team] Fall back, fall back.
    [MTV news team rappels down]
    Wesley Jackson: If y'all gonna get down, then Wesley Jackson and the MTV news crew want in!
    Brian Fantana: What's "MTV"?
    Ron Burgundy: I think it's a venereal disease.
    Wesley Jackson: The most requested video of the day: A new band called "Burgundy sucking chest wound"! [MTV news team shouts]
    [Entertainment News team arrives on a dune buggy]
    Jill Jansen: It wouldn't be a battle without Jill Jansen...
    Wendy Van Peel: And Wendy Van Peel, from Entertainment News.
    BBC Anchor: Entertainment News is an abomination!
    Wendy Van Peel: Who are you wearing today? Oh, look, it's your own blood!
    Jill Jansen: Today's celebrity birthdays: None. Today's celebrity deaths: All you dick-licks!
    Brian Fantana: I like how they're put together.
    Champ Kind: I like fighting girls.
    Jill Jansen: I like to cunt-punt cowboys.
    Wendy Van Peel: You eat pussy?
    Jill Jansen: You're gonna.
    Scott Riles: HEEEEYYY! There's not gonna be any fight without Scott Riles and the incredibly polite Canadian News Team. [Canada News Team shouts]
    Quebec News Anchor: What about the French-speaking Quebec News? The real voice of Canada!
    Scott Riles: Give it a rest, eh?
    Champ Kind: Give me a break! They can't have news. Nothing happens in Canada!
    Scott Riles: We're gonna mop the floor with ya! We're gonna put the boots to ya! Sorry.
    Quebec News Anchor: Sorry. We're gonna gouge yer eyes out, and kick yer head in!
    Scott Riles and Quebec News Anchor: Sorry!
    Brick Tamland: ...I like your ginger ale!
    [ SportsCenter theme plays]
    Jeff Bullington: Jeff Bullington, ESPN, all sports. Tonight's Play of the Day is me, extracting your spine from your dead body!
    Brian Fantana: Holy shit, there's a lot of news!
    Ron Burgundy: It's true, the market has become saturated.
    History Network Host: Hey! The History Network wants in on this. We're news too! Only news told much, much later! [History Network team shouts]
    Ron Burgundy: Wait a minute, is that the ghost of Stonewall Jackson with you?
    History Network Host: Yes, it is. And the mighty minotaur!
    Jack Lime: Eh, I don't know about this, man. The minotaur isn't even history. It's mythology!
    Ron Burgundy: Hey, let's not downplay the fact that that's the ghost of Stonewall Jackson!
    Ghost of Stonewall Jackson: May the Lord anoint this hallowed field of battle.
    Mack Tannen: You guys got room in this battle for an old war horse?
    Ron Burgundy: Mack Tannen? What are you doing here, you're too old for this!
    Mack Tannen: Well, you see, there's the thing: When there's an early moon, I almost feel like a stallion again!
    Champ Kind: He's on our side, right Ron?
    [Tannen transforms into a werewolf]
    Ron Burgundy: He's a were-hyena!
    Wesley Jackson: I'm gonna call Michael Jackson, I got a video idea!
    Ron Burgundy: Alright, everyone, listen up! By virtue of being on this battlefield, there is no return! People will die!
    Jill Jansen: [Quietly] I'm so horny right now.
    Ron Burgundy: Some will be disfigured! In some cases, lasting friendships will be made! And as usual: No touching of the hair and face!
    Scott Riles: C'mon! What do we look like, rookies?
    Scott Riles and Quebec News anchor: Sorry.
    Ron Burgundy: When El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds, blows the battle horn, let the battle begin!
    El Trousias: I am El Trousias! Hear my sirens song! [Blows her horn]
    Jeff Bullington: El Trousias...the juiciest, hmm!
    El Trousias: [Finishes blowing her horn]...That means you can start.
    Ron Burgundy: Brick, what the hell is that?
    Brick Tamland: It's a gun...from the future.
    Wesley Jackson: No fair, he has a gun from the future!
    Ron Burgundy: Where did you get it from?
    [Brick giggles]

## Cast

* Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy
* Steve Carell as Brick Tamland
* Paul Rudd as Brian Fantana
* David Koechner as Champ Kind
* Christina Applegate as Veronica Corningstone-Burgundy
* Meagan Good as Linda Jackson
* James Marsden as Jack Lime
* Kristen Wiig as Chani
* Fred Willard as Edward "Ed" Harken
* Chris Parnell as Garth Holliday
* Dylan Baker as Freddie Shapp
* Greg Kinnear as Gary
* Josh Lawson as Kench Allenby
* Judah Nelson as Walter Burgundy
Cameos:
* Harrison Ford as Mack Tannen
* Vince Vaughn as Wes Mantooth
* Will Smith as Jeff Bullington, ESPN anchor
* Jim Carrey as Scott Riles, Canadian News anchor
* Marion Cotillard as a Quebec News Anchor
* Sacha Baron Cohen as a BBC News anchor
* Drake as a Ron Burgundy fan
* Kirsten Dunst as El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds
* Tina Fey as Jill Jansen, Entertainment News co-anchor
* Amy Poehler as Wendy Van Peel, Entertainment News co-anchor
* Liam Neeson as a History Network anchor
* John C. Reilly as the ghost of Stonewall Jackson
* Kanye West as Wesley Jackson, MTV News anchor

## External links

* Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues quotes at the Internet Movie Database
* Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues at Rotten Tomatoes
* Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues at Metacritic
* Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues at Allmovie
* Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues at Mojo