# Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (film)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul is an 2017 American comedy film released by 20th Century Fox. It is a sequel to Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days and the final live-action adaption film of the franchise.

## Rodrick Heffley

* I got us a microwave pizza. [he puts the pizza on a black box which is usually a safe which is locked up tight instead of a microwave] And they disguised it as a microwave.

## Susan Heffley

* This is an unplugged road trip.
* The only connection we're gonna do, is with each other.
* The pig's better potty trained than you, Greg.
* Greg Heffley! You are grounded for life! And I swear, never again will you play a video game as long as there is breath in my body.

## Dialogue

    [The Heffley family and Rowley, in their cartoon drawings, park in the Corny's Family Restaurant parking lot in their minivan]
    Greg: [stepping out] Do we have to come to Corny's? This place is for babies.
    Rodrick: Then you fit right in, Greggy.
    Susan: It's not a place for babies, it's a place for family-style dining, right, Frank?
    Frank: That's right. And the buffet's all-you-can-eat, so take advantage.
    Rowley: [excitedly] Thanks for inviting me, Mr. and Mrs. Heffley. I hear their ball pit is super deep!
    Manny: I'm texting.
    Susan: Oh, no. No devices on this trip.
    Greg: What do you mean?
    Susan: This is an unplugged road trip. No phones, no iPads, no Internet.
    Rodrick: What?!
    Susan: Just family time. The only connection we're gonna do, is with each other. Everyone, hand over your devices.
    Greg: You tricked us!
    Rodrick: This is totally not cool.
    Greg: Kids at school get way more screen time than I do!
    Rodrick: I'm not giving up my phone. Pfft!
    Greg: Yeah! If he's not givin' up his phone, I'm not givin' up mine.
    Rodrick: If he's not giving up, I'm not giving mine up. Who do you think you are, bossing us around?
    Greg: You want me to read. I'm reading text! What's the difference?
    Rodrick: You're the worst mom ever!
    Greg: Yeah!
    Rowley: I got us a microwave pizza. [He types the security code on a mini-safe]
    Frank: Rodrick, that's a mini-safe.
    Rodrick: [shakes the mini-safe door] And they disguised it as a microwave.
    Susan: You fixed the GPS to drive here. You tricked us, and now we're gonna be late to Meemaw's birthday.
    Frank: I don't even think we're gonna make it in time.
    Greg: [frees himself from his mother's grip; infuriated] You embarrassed me in front of everyone, Mom! Now I'm gonna be known as Diaper Hands forever!
    Susan: It'll blow over. You know what won't? You lying to me. I just wanted to have a nice family trip where we all spent time together. But you don't care about that.
    Greg: Well, you don't care about the things I love, either! If you did, I wouldn't have had to sneak away to get to this place!
    Susan: I give up. Take my phone. Play games. Enjoy yourself. I'm done fighting.
    Greg: You want one?
    [He feeds a cheesy puff to a seagull]
    Susan: Oh, Greg, I wouldn't encourage them.
    Greg: There's only one.
    [A flock of seagulls fly into the car and attack the Heffleys]

## Taglines

* A Wimp Will Rise

## Cast

* Jason Drucker as Greg Heffley
* Owen Asztalos as Rowley Jefferson
* Charlie Wright as Rodrick Heffley
* Alicia Silverstone as Susan Heffley
* Tom Everett Scott as Frank Heffley
* Wyatt and Dylan Walters as Manny Heffley
* Joshua Hoover as Mac Digby
* Christopher A. Coppola as Mr. Beardo
* Kimberli Lincoln as Mrs. Beardo
* Mira Silverman as Brandi Beardo
* Mimi Gould as Meemaw

## External links

* Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul quotes at the Internet Movie Database