# The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! is an American animated television series that focuses upon Mario and Luigi being two Italian-American plumbers from Brooklyn.

## Mario

* "I hate to run on an empty stomach!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"
* "If Toad doesn't get us outta here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
* "Hey! Where'd you learn how to ride a bike!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
* "Sorry we can't stay and chat with you goons, but we have a race to win!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
* "Hey, King Koopa! You can at least say goodbye!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
* "Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
* "Catfish pizza? This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
* "Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job is when we're working by the hour". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
* "Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drainsnake! It's Super Mario!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of the Koopa"
* "Until next time everyone, [Everybody] Do the Mario! -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. "Time Out, Luigi"
* "Unstoppable? We're plumbers! If we can stop a stop, we can stop the unstoppable!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Fire of Hercufleas"
* "Magnifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Fire of Hercufleas"
* "C'mon Luigi, let's see what this Guernsey can earnsie!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario and the Beanstalk"
* "C'mon, I'll help you sink your teeth into some delicious Koopa meat". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
* "Can't we discuss this man-to-Mouser? ...I guess not". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Bros."
* "Uh, excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
* "We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
* "Hey, shaddupa your face!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
* "Giddyup, chowhound!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
* "Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Too Hot to Handle"
* "[Bowser is] having a coffin spell!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"
* "If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Jungle Fever"

## Luigi

* "He's too busy eatin', Mario. He's your kind of horse". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
* "Okay, Mario. One all ya got, coming up!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
* "I think I liked it better when we outnumbered them!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
* "Look at all that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over 100 bucks!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet"
* [about Aladdin's lamp] "So what's all the magic mumbo-jumbo about? What are you gonna do? Pull a rabbit out of it!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet"
* "Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
* "What's your hurry? Boy, when it comes to food, Mario's got a one crack mind!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"
* "YIKES! Now we're ALL gondolas!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
* "Bring them on! I'm ready for them this time! What am I saying?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Mark Of Zero"
* "Crama's here in Koopalot? I mean, uh, Koopa's here in Cramalot? Sheesh, let's split this place". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "King Mario of Cramalot"
* "Prepare to cave in, scalebait"! -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Quest for Pizza"

## Princess Peach

* "No, it's magic! If you can reach it, you can become a Super Mario, and get special fire power that can destroy King Koopa's evil helpers!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"
* "There! That's the last of those grimy green good-for-nothings!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "King Mario of Cramalot"

## Toad

* "Who did you expect? Pee-wee Herman?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
* "Relax, Sal, you know what dey say: 'Old plumbers never fry'!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
* "Da things I do for Princess Toadstool!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"

## Bowser

* "He who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show
* "Stand still so I can squash ya, you little vermin!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"
* "The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
* "Today, the Mushroom Colony, tomorrow the world! Next week, the universe, or when I am done with it, the Koopaverse!" - The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Star Koopa"
* "If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
* "No one asks for a trap faster than a plumber!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
* "OK, that does it! You're all gonna be Koopatized!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
* "There'll be other crooked races, and other ways to cheat!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
* "Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
* "Stop wisecracking, mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
* "Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try to rescue Princess Toadstool, and I intend to capture them before they do". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
* "I had so much fun as your crooked judge I decided to become your cruel warden!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Escape from Koopatraz"
* "How can I plunder your kingdom if I don't get my beauty rest!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Escape from Koopatraz"
* "Top this, turkey-mouth!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
* "All right, keep your crown on! You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa...?"
* "Listen up, you reptile retches! It’s time to play 'Auction the Princess'!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Karate Koopa"
* "I'm rich! I'm filthy, stinkin', mouth-watering rich!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of Koopa"
* "Fire a warning shot! ...On second thought, blow the plumber-boys and the Princess right off the boat!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of Koopa"
* "These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction; think of the wreckage; think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Great Balls of Fire"
* "I'll have to lead the next attack myself!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"

## Dialogue

    Toad is reunited with his estranged grandfather. Mario sniffles
    Luigi: Are you crying because he found his long-last grandfather?
    Mario: No, that Toad will look like that in fifty years.
    Mario Brothers are dining with Princess Peach
    Peach: There is something I need from you two.
    Peach pulls handle of vase, which makes table drop down into a secret location. They are greeted by a man in a suit with a British accent
    Man: Welcome gentlemen, I am Agent N.
    Luigi: I see.
    Agent N: No, not C, N! I am the head of Princess Peach's Secret Service and have selected you gentlemen to save James Blond and stop Koopfinger from his plans in robbing Fort Hardknocks.
    Luigi: Oh!
    Agent N: No, I am N! Agent O is on holiday.
    From Neatness Counts/The Bird! The Bird!
    King Koopa: Well at last you two powder-puffs did something right.
    Flurry: Thank you, your extremest, most royal and regal Koopaness.
    King Koopa: Watch it soldier. When I want my feet licked, I'll ask for it! [beat] I want my feet licked. [the flurries starts licking King Koopa's soles quickly]

## Cast
### Live-action

* Lou Albano - Mario
* Danny Wells - Luigi

### Animated

* Lou Albano - Mario
* Danny Wells - Luigi
* Jeanette Elias - Princess Toadstool
* John Stocker - Toad
* Harvey Atkin - King Koopa

## Miscellaneous characters

* "If they can do it, so can I--I mean, you!" ~Mouser -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
* "No, you can't call your lawyer or your mother!" ~Koopa Troopa -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Toad Warriors"
* "These were the most tasteful wedding invitations I could find. (licks one envelope) Mmm... whipped cream flavor... (licks another) Mmm... mango passion fruit... (licks another) Mm-- Eeyuck! Spinach! How did that get in there!?" ~Queen Rotunda -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"
* The Mario Brothers must forsake their chance to go home in order to rescue Toad and Princess Peach: Good luck to you in the rescue, and you guys look me up if you ever make it back to Flatbush! ~Salvador Drainado