# Full House/Season 2

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Full House was a television sitcom that ran on the American ABC network from 1987 until 1995.

### Cutting It Close [2.1]

    Danny: Breakfast is ready. We're having pan... (sees Jesse's hair) ...cuts
    Joey: (upon seeing Jesse's new haircut) You went from Eddie Van Halen to Pee-Wee Van Herman.

### D.J.'s Very First Horse [2.4]

    (D.J. has brought her horse inside the house)
    Jesse: How did...? Where did you...? How'd - help me out here.
    D.J.: I can explain.
    Jesse: No, no, wait. Don't tell me. You're walking by the supermarket, and some kid had a litter of these in a cardboard box. (calls out) Joey!
    Joey: Jess, I am trying to put the baby to-- Horse? How did you...? Where did you...? How did it--?
    Jesse: My words exactly.
    Joey: Oh, this is great. Danny's going to walk in here, see this horse and blame me for the whole thing. Do you know why? Because this is *very* funny.
    (laughs)
    Jesse: Danny's gonna flip his gourd. We gotta get this horse out of here.
    Joey: Well, how do we get him out?
    Jesse: We'll feed him, give him food. What does he eat?
    Joey: Hay.
    Jesse: We don't have any hay.
    Joey: Jess, you went to the market, and you didn't pick up any hay?
    Stephanie: Don't get me in trouble. Hide the tail!
    D.J.: I'll tell you what, if you can keep this secret for two weeks, I'll let you own part of the horse.
    Stephanie: Which part do I get?
    D.J.: The tail.
    Stephanie: My very own tail?

### Beach Boy Bingo [2.6]

    Danny: I am stoked! Whatever that means.

### Joey Gets Tough [2.7]

    Danny: You watch Wake Up, San Francisco because it's nice, and easy. Well this morning, I had a little too much coffee, so we're gonna do it nice... and rough.

### A Little Romance [2.11]

    Nick: (to Rebecca after she paid seventeen hundred dollars for Jesse in a date auction.) You know you could've had him for free.

### Fogged In [2.12]

    [Jesse enters his room where D.J. is recording her own version of "The Locomotion"]
    Jesse: What are you doing?
    D.J.: The Locomotion.
    [Jesse looks closely at the tape]
    Jesse: Where'd you get this tape?
    D.J.: It was in there.
    Jesse: Oh, no. [rewinds the tape] Please, tell me you didn't tape over my Casa de Pancakes jingle.
    [after he's finished rewinding, he plays the recording on the tape of "The Locomotion", then to the end of...]
    Jesse and Joey: [on recording] Casa de Pancakes. OLE!
    [Jesse disappointedly stops the tape]
    Jesse: I can't believe it! It's gone! You guys destroyed it! Now I'm gonna hafta do the whole thing over again.
    Danny: What happened?
    Jesse: Aw, they messed up my jingle tape. Joey's goin' away. I'm gonna hafta do this whole thing over again.
    Danny: Don'tcha think you're overreacting?
    Jesse: Overreacting? You think I'm overreacting?! I'm not overreacting! Okay?! I had this all worked out! I spent the whole night doin' it! Now my whole life is ruined! Okay. Now, I'm overreacting.
    Danny: Jess, ya lost your temper again. Huh?
    Jesse: Well, she shouldn't be in here-- [sighs] Ah, I'm just tired. I lost my cool. I did come down on her pretty hard. Didn't I? She'll be okay?
    Danny: I think you better straighten this out.
    Jesse: Yeah. All right. I know just how to handle this.
    Danny: Good. Jesse?
    Jesse: Huh?
    Danny: D'you need a hug?
    Jesse: Haven't I been through enough?

### Pal Joey [2.15]

    Young Jesse: Hey! One at a time!
    Sheldon: There's the kid who was picking on me!
    Miss Borland: That's it, I'm calling your parents!
    Young Joey: But...
    Young Danny: Wait, Miss Borland. That boy's lying, Joseph has been a perfect angel.
    Sheldon: Tanner's the liar!
    Miss Borland: That's not possible! Daniel Tanner's never been in trouble a day in his life. Let's you and I visit the principal, Sheldon.
    Young Joey & Young Danny: Sheldon?
    Sheldon: (Looking at Young Joey & Young Danny)
    Young Joey: Thanks man, you saved my life!
    Young Danny: You saved me first.

### Baby Love [2.16]

    Rebecca: Dustin? You would name our child Dustin?
    Jesse: Yeah, you got a better name?
    Rebecca: I sure do... Emily.
    Jesse: No son of ours is gonna be named Emily.
    Rebecca: Our daughter's name is Emily. Our son's name is Prescott.
    Jesse: Prescott? Might as well name him Emily. Our son is gonna be called Dustin.
    Rebecca: Prescott.
    Jesse: Dustin!
    Rebecca: Prescott!
    Jesse: Dust... When did we have a kid?
    Rebecca: Well, we better get going. You don't wanna miss your plane.
    Connie: You're right, it might accidentally take off on time. Come on, Howie, wake up. It's time to go.
    Michelle: Howie, no go.
    Danny: Howie, yes go. Howie go back home.
    Michelle: Me go.
    Danny: [imitates an Indian] No, little Kemo Sabe. No can go to Nebraska. Take many moons.

### El Problema Grande de D.J. [2.17]

    Linda: Hasta luego.
    Danny: Ah... El Pollo Loco!
    DJ: Dad, you got to do something; listen to my report card. It's so unfair! A-A-A-A-A-A...
    Joey: How dare they! This is an outrage!
    DJ: Listen to my Spanish grade-D
    Danny: A D in Spanish?
    Joey: Que pasa?
    DJ: Huh?

### I'm There For You, Babe [2.20]

    DJ: You have the brain of a paramecium.
    Stephanie: If I have the brain of a paramecium, then you have the brain of just one mecium.
    DJ: (to Jesse) There really is no way to beat her, is there?