# Atomic Betty

Atomic Betty (known as Atomic Betty: Mission Earth for the third season) is an animated television series produced by Atomic Cartoons, Breakthrough Films & Television, and Tele Images Kids.

## Season 1
### Atomic Roger

    Maximus: How much longer is this going to take?
    Minimus: I'm trying to capture your good side, sir. It's not so easy!
    Maximus: Show me what you've done.
    Minimus: I think it's quite a good likeness myself.
    Maximus: I want more than just a foot! I want a giant gold statue a hundred feet high, proclaiming my evil glory to all the galaxy!
    Minimus: But we've only stolen enough gold for the foot. And one ear.
    Maximus: Then steal more gold!
    Sparky: This is it! Maximus's robots are robbing the gold mines of Abraxax Four!
    Betty: X-5, get us into hyperspace. And both of you stop looking at my hair!
    Roger: Listen, Kitty--
    Betty: It's Betty.
    Roger: Right. Cathy, it's been a thrill chatting with you, but I really have to go now.
(He gives her a card.)
    Roger: Here, my hairstylist. You need to call her right away.
    Betty: I hope no one is looking at my hair.
(Sparky and X-5 look away, whistling.)
    Maximus: Who is this new Guardian who foiled my plans?!
    Minimus: Oh. Atomic Roger, sir. He's running everything! Though he does have fantastic hair.
    Maximus: Huh? Who cares about his hair?! Behold! Let's see this Atomic Roger stop my new army of gold-pilfering robots! Fly, my pretties, fly!
    Betty: This is getting ridiculous! How am I supposed to save the day if he's always getting here first?
    Sparky: I'm telling you, it's the hair.
    Maximus: Ugh. That girl is bad enough. But that Roger?
    Minimus: Ooh, isn't he dreamy? Gah! I mean, what a jerk!
    Maximus: Look at the fool! No one dares to stop me!
    Betty: Come on, boys! I'm not afraid to get a little dirty.
    Maximus: With that hair, I'm not surprised.

### Toxic Talent

    X-5: Colosians are the environmental police of the cosmos. Their sensitivity is matched only by their commitment to peace and love.
    Sparky: No wonder Maximus hates them.
    Betty: What in the cosmos is that?
    Maximus: Aha. Atomic Betty. Welcome to my dance party.
    Minimus: Except you weren't invited. (Burps)
    Maximus: Watch your manners.
    Minimus: Ooh, nice shot!
    Maximus: I don't have time to play these ridiculous games! I'm trying to take over the universe.
    Minimus: Yes, your game ship.
    Maximus: Game, set and match! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
    Dalton: Where did you get those extra chords, Betty?
    Betty: Out of a manual called "Guitar Playing For Idiots".
    Osbournes: All right!
    Maximus: I know that voice!
    Minimus: Ooh. Sounds like Atomic Betty. She's not bad.

### But the Cat Came Back

    Sparky: Why couldn't she own a rabbit?
    Sparky: Jumping Jupiter!

### Lost in Spa

    Sparky: What have you done to our commander?
    Maximus: Oh dear! It appears he's been cryogenically frozen. Who could have done such a dastardly deed? Oh, that's right. It was me.
    Maximus: What?!
    Minimus: Juice break, union rules.
    Employee: I said we hold that position until I say so!
    Maximus & Minimus: Yes, ma'am.

### Spindly Tam Kanushu

    Betty: I have to go.
    Penelope: Late for your plastic surgeon?
    Minimus: Oh, bravo! Encore, encore! Hmph. I've seen better.
    Spindly Tam Kanushu: Take good care of Freddie here. I've got to take the show on the road. Well, I'm off! Come on, boys!

### Science Fair

Maximus: "Maxi-Mmm" pet food is never watered down. Because Maximus hates water. Your Zanthian Zibret will love "Maxi-Mmm" pet food. It's fit for a king, whether your kingdom is a litter box, or....the universe! Mwah ha ha ha ha!
       (Wave splashes over Maximus's ship.)
    Maximus: Aaaaaaaaaah!
(He cowers.)
    Minimus: Heh heh heh!
    Maximus: You didn't see that. I hate water!

### Max Land

    [during a rollercoaster ride, one of the weapons incinerated the vehicle]
    X-5: I suddenly lost my attraction for this attraction.
    Betty: [running] Sparky, I'll save you!
    [Scene changes to Betty being carried away by two robots]
    Robot: You are being disruptive and we must ask you to leave. We hoped you've enjoyed your stay at Max Land.
    Sparky: Craters! I'm gonna miss it!