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# I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus

I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus is a 1971 comedy album by the Firesign Theatre.

## Uh, Clem

* Geez, I'm standing here like an idiot, talking to myself. Might as well walk over to the old yellow line and stand here on the yellow line like an idiot, talking to myself.
* [speaking to "The President"] Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?
* [speaking to "The President"] This is worker speaking.
* Readme Doctor Memory?
* [speaking to "Artie Choke"] Listen, Chokehead, this is worker speaking. Hello.

## The President

* Many busy executives ask me, "What about the job displacement market program in the city of the future?" Well, count on us to be there, uh, Clem, because, if we're lucky tomorrow, we won't have to deal with questions like yours ever again.

## Artie Choke

* The future's comin', and there's no place to hide!
* I'm Artie Choke, and we're just a joke.

## Future Fair

* Before the beginning, there was this turtle. And the turtle was alone. And he looked around, and he saw his neighbor, which was his mother. And he lay down on top of his neighbor, and behold! she bore him in tears an oak tree, which grew all day and then fell over -- like a bridge. And lo! under the bridge there came a catfish. And he was very big. And he was walking. And he was the biggest he had seen. And so were the fiery balls of this fish, one of which is the sun, and the other, they called the moon.
* Animals without backbones hid from each other or fell down. Clamasaurs and oysterettes appeared as appetizers. Then came the sponges, which sucked up about 10% of all life. Hundreds of years later, in the late devouring period, fish became obnoxious. Trailerbites, chiggerbites and mosquitoes collided aimlessly in the dense gas. Finally, tiny edible plants sprang up in rows giving birth to generations of insecticides and other small dying creatures.
* If you push something hard enough, it will fall over — Fudd's First Law of Opposition.
* Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law: Half of what goes in here must come out there.

## Recorded voices on the bus

* The future is fun! ... The future is fair! ... You may already have won! ... You may already be there!
* Don't crowd the wheels!

## Singing hologram

* [to the tune of "Back In the Saddle Again"] Back from the shadows again. Out where an Injun's your friend. Where the vegetables are green, and you can pee right into the stream,(Background- And that's important") we're back from the shadows again.

## The Honorable Chester Cadaver

* Sure, understanding today's complex world of the future is a little like having bees live in your head. But, there they are. And like the young lady said, " I say live it, or live with it!"

## Barney the Bozo

* We Bozos have a saying: 'When you put on the nose, it grows.'
* [after Clem hacks into the computer system and changes the appearance of a hologram] "Oh my duck! His pants have disappeared! Kid, everybody's watching!
# Sean Stephenson

Sean Clinch Stephenson (May 5, 1979 – August 28, 2019) was an American therapist, self-help author and motivational speaker. Because he was born with osteogenesis imperfecta, Stephenson stood three feet tall, had fragile bones, and used a wheelchair.

## Quotes
### Get Off Your "But": How to End Self-Sabotage and Stand Up for Yourself (2009)

* Mom ran her fingers through my sweaty hair and looked deep into my eyes. "Sean," she asked quietly, "is this going to be a gift or a burden?" A gift? A Gift? Gifts come on your birthday. You open them up and say "Woo hoo!" Was she crazy? But before I could say anything, something magical happened. Something I can't explain with science. My calling and purpose in life came and found me.
** This exchange between Sean and his mother took place when he was in the the 4th grade and after Sean broke his femur in his living room on one of Sean's favorite days of the year: Halloween day.
** Page 12.
* I've been asked on many occasions, "Sean, don't you get used to the pain after a while?" "No," I reply, "at best, I understand how to control it." Surprisingly, the physical pain of the condition has not been as torturous as the emotional pain.
** Page 13.
* My parents did a tremendous job in raising me and my sister. It seemed as if they always had just the right things to say to us. One nugget of wisdom that empowered me through most of my teens was this: "Sean, there are many things you won't be able to do in your life because of your physical condition, so get busy finding the things you can do."
** Page 17.
# René-Louis de Voyer de Paulmy, Marquis d' Argenson

René-Louis de Voyer de Paulmy, Marquis d' Argenson (18 October 1694 – 10 January 1757) was a French statesman.

## Sourced

* Laisser-faire
** Don't interfere
** Mémoires, vol.5, p. 364
# Jules Barthélemy-Saint-Hilaire

Jules Barthélemy-Saint-Hilaire (19 August 1805 – 24 November 1895) was a French philosopher, journalist, statesman, and possible illegitimate son of Napoleon I of France.

## Quotes

* Barthelemy Saint-Hilaire (1861) remonstrated that "Mr. Max Muller would have done well not to have fixed things so precisely, and not to have circumscribed things so neatly"
** commenting about Max Mullers methodology in dating of Hindu texts. in Bryant, E. F. (2001). The Quest for the Origins of Vedic Culture : the Indo-Aryan migration debate. Oxford University Press. chapter 12
# The Conners

The Conners (2018–2025) is an American sitcom that aired on ABC. It is a reboot of the Roseanne Barr sitcom Roseanne, which aired from October 18, 1988 to May 20, 1997, and then again from March 27, 2018 to May 22, 2018. Roseanne was cancelled after 1 season on May 29, 2018.

## Season 1
### Keep on Truckin' [1.01]

    Harris: Don't touch anything! I've got a system.
    Mark: Grandpa Dan, did you ever like a boy?
    Dan: No.
    Mark: Does it bother you that I do?
    Dan: No. I was kind of waiting for you to tell me about it.
    Mark: Sorry I took so long.
    Dan: Okay, don't let it happen again.

## Season 2
### Slappy Holidays [2.07]

    Darlene: You wanna talk about my mom? Let's talk about her! 'Cause she spent her entire life trying to fix you, and every time she picked you up, you fell down! You know why? 'Cause you're a loser, and you were the bane of her existence!
    [Jackie angrily slaps Darlene in the face]
    Harris: Don't you ever touch my mother!

## Cast

Note: Roseanne Barr is absent in all episodes of The Conners.
* John Goodman - Dan Conner
* Laurie Metcalf - Jackie Harris
* Sara Gilbert - Darlene Conner
* Lecy Goranson - Becky Conner
* Michael Fishman - D.J. Conner (seasons 1-4)
* Emma Kenneyn - Harris Conner
* Ames McNamara - Mark Conner
* Jayden Rey - Mary Conner

## External links

* The Conners quotes at the Internet Movie Database
# Diamond Sutra

The Diamond Sutra (Vajracchedikā Prajñāpāramitā Sūtra) is a Mahāyāna Buddhist sūtra from the "Perfection of Wisdom" genre.

## Quotes

       Vajracchedikā Prajñāpāramitā Sūtra (Lapis Lazuli Texts, Wikisource)
* Subhūti, if a bodhisattva has a notion of a self, a notion of a person, a notion of a being, or a notion of a life, he is not a bodhisattva.
** Section 3
* When one grasps at non-dharmas, then that is immediate attachment to a self, a person, a being, and a life. Therefore, you should neither grasp at dharmas, nor should you grasp at non-dharmas. Regarding this principle, the Tathāgata frequently says, ‘You bhikṣus should know that the dharma I speak is like a raft. Even dharmas should be relinquished, so how much more so the non-dharmas?’
** Section 6
* There is no fixed dharma of Anuttarā Samyaksaṃbodhi [Supreme Enlightenment], nor is there a fixed dharma the Tathāgata can speak. Why? The Tathāgata’s exposition of the Dharma [teaching] can never be grasped or spoken, being neither dharma nor non-dharma [being neither a fixed rule nor licence]. What is it, then? All the noble ones are distinguished by the unconditioned Dharma.
** Section 7
* The perfected body of form that the Tathāgata speaks of is itself not a perfected body of form, and is thus called the perfected body of form.
** Section 20
* Subhūti, do not say that it occurs to the Tathāgata, ‘I have a spoken Dharma.’ Do not compose this thought. Why? If someone says ‘The Tathāgata has a spoken Dharma,’ then this is like slandering the Buddha, because my teachings have not been understood. Subhūti, one who speaks the Dharma is unable to speak any dharma, and it is thus called speaking the Dharma.
** Section 21
* If one perceives me in forms,
    If one listens for me in sounds,
    This person practices a deviant path
    And cannot see the Tathāgata.
   * Section 26
* Subhūti, if someone says that the Tathāgata comes, goes, sits, or lies down, then this person does not understand the meaning of my teachings. Why? The Tathāgata is one who neither comes nor goes anywhere, and for this reason is called the Tathāgata.
** Section 29
* All conditioned dharmas
    Are like dreams, illusions, bubbles, or shadows;
    Like drops of dew, or like flashes of lightning;
    Thusly should they be contemplated.
   * Section 32

## See also

* Heart Sutra
* Qingjing Jing
* Huangbo Xiyun
# Heart Sutra

The Heart Sutra is a popular sutra in Mahāyāna Buddhism.

## Quotes

       Longer Prajñāpāramitā Hṛdaya Sūtra (Lapis Lazuli Texts, Wikisource)
* Śāriputra,
    form is not different from emptiness,
       and emptiness is not different from form.
    Form itself is emptiness,
       and emptiness itself is form.
    Sensation, conception, synthesis, and discrimination are also such as this.
* Śāriputra,
    all phenomena are empty of characteristics:
       they are neither created nor destroyed,
       neither defiled nor pure,
       and they neither increase nor diminish.
    This is because in emptiness
       there is no form, sensation, conception, synthesis, or discrimination.
       There are no eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body, or thoughts.
       There are no forms, sounds, scents, tastes, sensations, or phenomena.
       There is no field of vision
          and there is no realm of thoughts.
       There is no ignorance nor elimination of ignorance,
          even up to and including no old age and death,
          nor elimination of old age and death.
    There is no suffering,
       its accumulation,
       its elimination,
       or a path.
    There is no understanding
       and no attaining.
* Because there is nothing to attain, bodhisattvas rely on Prajñāpāramitā, and their minds have no obstructions.
    With no obstructions, they have no fears.
    Because they are far removed from backward dream-thinking, their final result is Nirvāna.

## See also

* Apophatic theology (negative theology)
* Nothingness
* Pseudo-Dionysius the Areopagite
* Diamond Sutra
* Huangbo Xiyun
* Qingjing Jing
# Antoine Chbeir

Antoine Chbeir (12 January 1961–) is a Lebanese prelate of the Maronite Church who serves as the eparch of the Eparchy of Latakia.

## Quotes

* The worst thing about it is that they are doing these awful things in the name of God. In the name of God, they are killing people everywhere. We must call for peace. We must not kill these criminals. We must turn the criminal into a human being who cares for human life.
** Syria: Bishop’s plea as blasts cause carnage (25 May 2016)
* We hope that the initiative of these children spreads and many other children all over the world pray for peace.
** Syria: “God, give us peace!” (9 June 2016)
* We are trying to help in every way we can, and above all in order to prevent people from choosing the solution of leaving the country forever, and in many cases risking their lives trying to cross the ocean.
** Bishop Chbeir – “The end of the war in Syria is in the hands of the international community” (23 March 2018)
# Joseph Zhang Xianwang

Joseph Zhang Xianwang (12 January 1965) is a Chinese prelate of the Catholic Church who serves as the archbishop of the Archdiocese of Jinan.

## Quotes

* The faithful do not have to dedicate only the temple to God the Father but also the sacred temple of the heart.
** Consecration of new churches, "the faithful must not only dedicate the temple to God the Father but also the sacred temple of the heart" (6 May 2011) Fides News Agency
# Simon Singh

Simon Lehna Singh (born 1 January 1964) is an Indian-British author of Punjabi background with a doctorate in physics from Emmanuel College, Cambridge, who has specialised in writing about mathematical and scientific topics in an accessible manner.

## Quotes

* … did you know that 60% of measurements and statistics start with a 1, 2 or 3? Distance to the sun, 150,000,000km, starts with a 1. Height of Everest, 29,000ft, starts with a 2. Density of barium, 3.59g/cm$^3$, starts with a 3. You might think that I am cherry-picking (2008 Italian cherry production, 134,407 tonnes, starts with a 1), but if you scan the financial pages of this newspaper then you will see that most numbers do indeed start with a 1, 2 or 3. This eccentricity of the digits is dubbed Benford's law, because it was made famous by Frank Benford, a physicist at the General Electric Company in New York. He, like the rest of us, had both previously assumed that the starting digit of numbers would be evenly spread among all the numbers from 1 to 9, so he was shocked by his own discovery.
** (4 May 2014)"Alex Through the Looking-Glass review – adventures with a maths demon". The Guardian. (review of 2014 book by Alex Bellos)
* We are 13.7 billion light-years from the edge of the observable universe; that's a good estimate with well-defined error bars and with the available information, I predict that I will always be with you.
** Nine Million Bicycles, alternative lyrics. 2005, The Guardian 12 or 13.7 billion light years?, 2007, YouTube
* Romantics might like to think of themselves as being composed of stardust. Cynics might prefer to think of themselves as nuclear waste.
** Big Bang: The Origin of the Universe, 2005, Fourth Estate, ISBN 0-00-716220-0
* What seems certain is that Pythagoras developed the idea of mathematical logic... He realized that numbers exist independently of the tangible world and therefore their study was untainted by inaccuracies of perception. This meant he could discover truths which were independent of opinion of prejudice and which were more absolute then any previous knowledge.
** Fermat's Last Theorem (1997)
# Wallace and Gromit

Wallace and Gromit is a British stop motion clay animation comedy series created by Nick Park of Aardman Animations. The series consists of four short films and one feature-length film, but has spawned numerous spin-offs and TV adaptations.

## Short films
### A Grand Day Out (1989)

    Main article: A Grand Day Out

### The Wrong Trousers (1993)

    Main article: The Wrong Trousers

### A Close Shave (1995)

    Main article: A Close Shave

### A Matter of Loaf and Death (2008)

    Main article: A Matter of Loaf and Death

## Film
### The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)

    Main article: Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

### Vengeance Most Fowl (2024)

    Main article: Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

### Cracking Contraptions (2002)

* "Oh, now, that's just not cricket, Gromit. Anyone for tennis, perchance?"
* "Well, I think we got away with that, eh, Pooch?"
* "Gromit, we have a problem!"
* "Oi, get off me cheese! Gromit! Gromit, go for him! Gromit! I'll give you what for, you tyke! Gromit!"
* "Oh, wrong program! Quick, change the channel! Oh, heck! I've used me only ball!" (the tellyscope)
* "Oh, Gromit! Ugh! I think you better get the dust pan and brush."
* Watch out for me Nobby Styles, Gromit! Tom Finney! It's a rocket from Geoff Hurst! Bill Shankly! Pongo Waring? Stanley Matthews!

### Project Zoo (2003)

    Main article: Wallace & Gromit in Project Zoo
# Andrei Gromyko

Andrei Andreyevich Gromyko (O.S. 5 July 1909 – 2 July 1989) was a Soviet Belarusian communist politician and diplomat during the Cold War. He served as Minister of Foreign Affairs (1957–1985) and as Chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet (1985–1988).

## Quotes

* Greece is a sort of American vassal; the Netherlands is the country of American bases that grow like tulip bulbs; Cuba is the main sugar plantation of the American monopolies; Turkey is prepared to kowtow before any United States proconsul and Canada is the boring second fiddle in the American symphony.
** New York Herald Tribune (30 June 1953)
* [The world may end up] under a Sword of Damocles … on a tightrope over the abyss.
** Criticising the US Strategic Defense Initiative
** Time (11 Mar 1985)

## Quotes about

* Andrey Gromyko, a key senior member of the Politburo, who had been Foreign Minister since 1957, maintained continuity in foreign policy. An expert on relations with the USA, where he served at Washington from 1939, before becoming Delegate to the United Nations from 1946 to 1949, Gromyko saw the world almost exclusively through the prism of Soviet-American relations. He did not seek a breakthrough with the USA. Instead, under Gromyko, Soviet foreign policy was nearly as rigid as he was unsmiling. Certainly, there was no bold initiative comparable to Nixon’s approach to China, nor, subsequently, any Soviet ability to retrieve the situation in China. At the same time, there were changes and openings before the rise of Gorbachev. In September 1984, Gromyko travelled to Washington to meet Reagan, and in January 1985 the Politburo decided to engage again in arms negotiations with the USA.
** Jeremy Black, The Cold War: A New History (2015)
# Omid Djalili

Omid Djalili (pronounced "Omeed Jaleelee", Persian: امید جلیلی; born September 30, 1965) is an Iranian-English stand-up comedian and actor.

## No Agenda (2007)

* What do you call an honest Iranian businessman? Asif.
* Its part of a comedy cultural exchange tour: tonight, I am doing the UK and Jim Davidson is being buggered in Baghdad right now, systematically and without cessation, by United States Troops! Such fun.
* Semtex... with nowt taken out!
** Imitating suicide bombers from Leeds.
* A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
* I am the only Iranian comedian in the world... and that's three more than Germany!
* YOU BASTARD! Come to my carpet shop.
* When the war kicks off in Iran, I will be there. People ask me "Whose side are you going to fight on?" To these people I say "Fight? I'm not going to fight! I'm going to entertain!" Because let's face it, when they see my comedy, they won't have the will to fight. When the American and Iranian troops see the comedy of Omid Djalili, they won't have the will to live!
** Quoted in The Daily Mail.
* So we beat the Croations at football and I was there yelling "Ah, you Crotes!" and this guy says "It's cro-at; learn to speak English." So I was about to retort when he said "Hang on, you're Omid Djalili! You're good! I said "Aww thanks." He says "What are you going to do next?" I said "I'm in a pantomime of Wind in the Willows. I play the TO-AD, OF TO-AD HALL! I get in my BO-AT! And it sinks because it can't FLO-AT! And when I get out of the river, I'm wet and cold so I put on my CO-AT! And I can't get in my house because it's full of ferrets and STO-ATS!" Amusing wordplay but ultimately leads nowhere.
** Quoted in The Daily Telegraph.
# Mimi Fawaz

Mimi Fawaz is a Nigerian-Lebanese sports journalist, show host and presenter who currently works as a sports presenter on Focus on Africa, a BBC news programme broadcast on BBC World News alongside BBC Africa and BBC Sports. She has worked for CNN, ESPN and ITV Television networks. In January 2017, she hosted the 2016 GLO-CAF Awards alongside Nigerian actor Richard Mofe-Damijo.

## Quotes

* Research is very important.
** Mimi on research in 2022
* Believe in yourself. You don't even need to get noticed nowadays by starting on major platforms.
** Mimi on believing in oneself in 2022
* You're in the public eye. You sometimes will get criticism, and it can be tough to swallow.
** Mimi on criticism in 2022
* You work hard with love and passion for what you do.
** Mimi on working hard in 2017
* You’ll have to put a lot of work into it, with dedication and commitment.
** Mimi on Dedication in 2015
* Just because you fall once or get knocked down is not failure, and that’s a step to success, if anything they should definitely show steps to commitment and dedication.
** Mimi on success in 2015
* Get as much work experience as possible, because that will teach you a lot about the industry.
** Mimi on work experience in 2015
* If you stay true to yourself, you will stay true to the audience.
** Mimi on staying true in 2015
* You have to believe in yourself at some point because you’re never going to please everybody. People are going to criticise and undermine you.
** Mimi on not people pleasing in 2015
* Stay professional at all cost because at the end of the day people will respect you for staying professional.
** Mimi on being professional in 2015
* The Africa Cup of Nations is a beloved tournament on the continent for many fans.
** The Interview: Mimi Fawaz on the Africa Cup of Nations and Her Career. 7 January 2022, Futbol.
# Alfonso López Trujillo

Alfonso López Trujillo (8 November 1935 – 19 April 2008) was a Colombian prelate of the Catholic Church who served as an auxillary bishop of the Archdiocese of Bogotá and as the archbishop of the Archdiocese of Medellín.

## Quotes

* Demographic politics, with the ways of a hew ideology and what is called "demographic colonialism", specialize in poor regions and countries. These are not the product of something spontaneous. They are provoked, concerted and coordinated for powerful institutions working with a particular view.
** Cardinal Alfonso Lopez Trujillo President of Pontifical Council for the Family Vatican City (1994) The African Synod
* The danger denounced by the Latin American bishops is that of the prevailing of an ideology that is not Latin American but which can have a certain contingent success, as sometimes happens with the democratic majorities that are here today and gone tomorrow. A danger arising out of anthropological confusion and out of the juridical positivism reigning in some countries, whereby the law, as law, is always good. But this is not a certain criterion, history is full of examples that run counter.
** Awaiting Valencia (2005) 30 Days
# Dorothy Ooko

Dorothy Akinyi Ooko is a Kenyan activist and technology professional.

## Quotes

* While he was restricted from using YouTube features, including uploading videos on his channel, he used another channel to get around these restrictions aka circumvention, resulting in termination of all his channels.
** Dorothy Ooko said, (The citizen, September 18, 2023)
* Kibe violated YouTube's Terms of Service. While he was restricted from using YouTube features, including uploading videos on his channel, he used another channel to get around these restrictions aka circumvention, resulting in the termination of all his channels .
** Dorothy Ooko said, (The pulse, September 18, 2023)