# Life of Ryan

Life of Ryan (also known as The Life of Ryan) is an MTV show following the life of pro skateboarder Ryan Sheckler.

## Season 1
### Episode 1.1: New Start

Ryan: I'm Ryan Sheckler, I'm a senior from San Clemente, California. There's nothing I like more that playing big brother and kicking it with my close group of friends. But what keeps me away from being a normal teenager is, I'm a professional skateboarder.
Ryan: For starters, you need to go grocery shopping Gretchen: What else is new with a family of all boys
Kane: Ryan doesn't like Japan Ryan: Yeahh, Highh Fiive!
Ryan: I'm seriously gone for like 6-7 months this year Shane:That's Terrible Ryan: PSYCHO!
Ryan: Girls take four hours to get ready. We skate, sweat, shower, go!
Ryan: Lemme see your face, yeah you're still cute (Kane is mad at Shane) Shane: Hug me brother!
Ryan: I'll probably hate Mitch for a little bit. Again. Cambria: You're gonna hate Mitch now? Ryan: No. I never hated Mitch
Ryan: I am Ryan Sheckler. I'm a 17 year old professional skateboarder, and I'm just trying to be a normal kid.

### Episode 1.2: Let the Party Begin

Gretchen: What are you doing? Ryan: I found a rat
Kane: You sit right there. Get in the seat, Get, in, the seat.
Ryan: Join the cool people. I was waiting for these taco's all day.
Ryan: True that
Ryan: Are you excited for your party? Kane: Yeah Ryan: Do you wanna wait 'til Saturday for me to give you your present, or tonight? Taylor: Patience Ryan Ryan: T.B, we have been over this whole patience conversation before Taylor: We needa teach Kane patience Kane: I think I'm gonna wait Taylor: Good choice Ryan: Do you really wanna wait? Kane: No. Why would I? (Ryan and Kane laugh)
Ryan: Woddup Nugg Taylor: What are you doing? Ryan: Just tryna shred (Ryan slides down ramp) Taylor: Oh My God. How's everything with Tina? I just like talked to Casey, and everything seems a bit, kinda, not.. Ryan: It's No Bueno Taylor: Like Casey didn't tell me details but tell me like what happened, what are her parents like. Ryan: What I heard was, her parents don't approve of my lifestyle, which they don't know my lifestyle. Taylor: I know thats kinda frustrating Ryan: It's super frustrating, cause like all I wanna do is have fun, and have a chill girl. Taylor: Huh, well maybe they like automatically think that since your like a professional skateboarder, then like, I dunno, they just need to get to know you Ryan: Yeah Taylor: Cause, your okay I guess. Ryan: Thanks T.B
Shane: And she got his custom made M&M's Gretchen: Oh did she? Shane: They say, scooter or live, and then Happy Birthday Ryan: Are you serious? Shane: I'm dead serious.
Tony: We could just ditch the girls and go to the beach. You don't even have a girl so it doesn't even matter for you. Ryan: That's not funny.
Alex: How are you Ryan? Ryan: (sarcastically) Oh I'm great.
Ryan: You should've brought me a hot blind date, like one of your dancer friends Tony: Like her mom, your mom would've been sick Ryan: That's not funny Tony. Tony: I'm not talking about your mom, I'm talking about Alex's mom Ryan: Oh Tony: See, now its funny.
Ryan: Why does Tony do that, he just bails from the crew Taylor: Cause hes Tony
Ryan: It shouldn't be hard for me to find a girl, but it shouldn't be hard for me to find a legite girl, and she needs to be chill, and hot, preferably blonde Taylor: I was waiting for the blonde part.
Ryan: Hurry up Tony, I gotta get home. I don't have time to wait for you...TOONNY! NO KISSING!
Kane: Ace Ventura, at your service
Ryan: Holler at your boy, what are you doing out here, loner.

### Episode 1.3: Dad's Coming To Cleveland

Ryan: When do we leave? Gretchen: Honey, this is what we're doing, K. Ryan: K, I just wanna know when we leave. Gretchen: 4:45am in the morning, on wednesday morning. Ryan: As in today's Monday!? Gretchen: As in today's Monday and tomorrows Tuesday, yes.
Ryan: My dad now, is coming to Cleveland Tony: Your stoked! Ryan: Uhh yeah, Pysched?!
Randy: Alright buddy, love you Christie: Bye Ryan: Later guys, love you too (Ryan Gets in truck) Christie: Hey Ryan, wait wait! Ryan: Whats up Christie: I love you too!
Ryan: I'll see you later. Christie: Bye.

### Episode 1.5: Daddy Issues

Ryan: DAD! I have a chode!