# List of Chilly Beach episodes

A list of episodes of the Chilly Beach series.

## Season 1: 2003–2004

| # | Total | Title | Original airdate | Prod. code |
| 1 | 1 | "Separation Anxiety" | September 3, 2003 (2003-9-3) | 01 |
| Dale and Frank disagree as hockey fans, in a battle that resembles the real ongoing struggle between "Toronto" and Montreal" fans. |||||
| 2 | 2 | "Invasion of the Beer Snatchers" | September 10, 2003 (2003-9-10) | 08 |
| After Frank is abducted by aliens it takes all of Dale's wits to manage to save the day. |||||
| 3 | 3 | "Pucked in the Head" | September 17, 2003 (2003-9-17) | 02 |
| Frank loses his memory after getting hit in the head by a slap-shot. Later Frank disappears and Dale realizes that Frank is the only one who knows the combination to the town's "beer vault". |||||
| 4 | 4 | "Love Potion Undermined" | September 24, 2003 (2003-9-24) | 03 |
| Abby's pheromone experiment leads to an unnatural love triangle. |||||
| 5 | 5 | "Shut Your Space Hole" | October 1, 2003 (2003-10-1) | 04 |
| When a black hole threatens earth, it is up to Frank to come up with the true solution that will save the day. |||||
| 6 | 6 | "Power Pray" | October 15, 2003 (2003-10-15) | 11 |
| Dale becomes coach of the Pee Wee Hockey Team when Jacques gets injured. |||||
| 7 | 7 | "Fever Tale" | October 22, 2003 (2003-10-22) | 06 |
| When Abby finds out that her mother plans to move the family to Alaska, she fakes an illness in an effort to stop the move. However, her "illness" causes an epidemic of fear. |||||
| 8 | 8 | "Pity Slickers" | October 29, 2003 (2003-10-29) | 17 |
| April gets the help of a celebrity to help her "save the seals". However it turns out that it is really the help of Dale and Frank that winds up saving the day. |||||
| 9 | 9 | "Angus Rex" | November 5, 2003 (2003-11-5) | 07 |
| A frozen dinosaur, discovered under Dale's house, comes to life and wreaks havoc in Chilly Beach. |||||
| 10 | 10 | "The Chilly Beachcombers" | November 12, 2003 (2003-11-12) | 10 |
| Dale is excited that he will be able to watch the "missing" episode of his favorite show "The Beachcombers", but after he misses his chance to see it he discovers that it will be later showing in Iceland. |||||
| 11 | 11 | "Lord of the Ringettes" | November 19, 2003 (2003-11-19) | 12 |
| Dale and Frank's hockey team plays April's team in a game of ringette. |||||
| 12 | 12 | "The Beer Hunters" | November 26, 2003 (2003-11-26) | 23 |
| After the beer delivery truck gets lost, due to Dales incompetence, Dale must rally the town and find the missing truck. |||||
| 13 | 13 | "Natural Born Curlers" | December 3, 2003 (2003-12-3) | 20 |
| After the town discovers that Angus is a fantastic curling ice maker, they are disappointed when he makes a choice of his family over the townspeople. |||||
| 14 | 14 | "Hollywood Far North" | December 10, 2003 (2003-12-10) | 16 |
| A movie director plans to blow up Chilly Beach as a special effects spectacle. |||||
| 15 | 15 | "Secret Santa" | December 17, 2003 (2003-12-17) | 18 |
| When Santa decides he needs a break from his duties, he comes to Chilly beach and hangs out with Dale. With the holidays fast approaching it is up to Frank and Dale to help Santa get back on track and save Christmas. |||||
| 16 | 16 | "Country Cooking" | February 5, 2003 (2003-2-5) | 15 |
| Dale and Frank travel to Ottawa to get support for a petition to allow street hockey on all streets in Canada, but they find out that Chilly Beach is not actually part of Canada. So, they decide to make Chilly Beach its own country. |||||
| 17 | 17 | "Go Figure" | June 4, 2004 (2004-6-4) | 05 |
| A travelling ice show makes its way to Chilly Beach. Leading it is Elvis Stojko. When they stop into Chilly Beach, no one liked it at all except for Michel, who decides to leave and join the show. |||||
| 18 | 18 | "Dale to the Chief" | June 8, 2004 (2004-6-8) | 21 |
| After Air Force One stops in Chilly beach to refuel, the President of the United States gets left behind. Soon, in a strange twist, Dale becomes the presidential adviser. |||||
| 19 | 19 | "Polar Opposites" | June 9, 2004 (2004-6-9) | 09 |
| Chilly Beach becomes the dump site for Toronto's garbage, but with the new dump comes an evil polar bear. |||||
| 20 | 20 | "Cold War" | June 14, 2004 (2004-6-14) | 13 |
| When two Russian soldiers arrive in Chilly Beach from drifting iceberg, it takes Dale and Frank shrewd negotiation skills to relieve tensions. |||||
| 21 | 21 | "The Song Remains So Lame" | June 17, 2004 (2004-6-17) | 22 |
| When Dale and Frank restart their old high school garage band a music producer becomes interested in representing them. Unfortunately she is only interested in Frank. |||||
| 22 | 22 | "My Big Fat Creep Wedding" | June 21, 2004 (2004-6-21) | 25 |
| Dale steps in as Abby's father at the three legged race at the Father/Daughter picnic. What he did not figure on is that the win might lead to bigger things. |||||
| 23 | 23 | "Slush Fund" | June 23, 2004 (2004-6-23) | 14 |
| Chilly Beach's tourist trade is dwindling, but Dale and Frank discover a new natural resource that can be exploited for cash. |||||
| 24 | 24 | "Brother's Day" | June 24, 2004 (2004-6-24) | 24 |
| It's Dale's birthday and he thinks no one remembered. However he gets a surprise when his older more successful brother Dave comes to town. |||||
| 25 | 25 | "Superzeroes" | July 1, 2004 (2004-7-1) | 19 |
| Dale and Frank discover that there perks in being "superheroes" but they soon find out that with great power comes great responsibility. |||||
| 26 | 26 | "Slushbucklers" | July 2, 2004 (2004-7-2) | 26 |
| After the antiques show comes to Chilly Beach Jacques discovers that he is a cursed ancestor of the pirate "Blackboard". |||||

## Season 2: 2004-2005

TBD

## Season 3: 2005-2006

TBD

## The World is Hot Enough

Dale wonders why no one ever visits Chilly Beach, and realizes that it's due to the cold climate. Thus, Frank invents a super heater to warm Chilly Beach up. When the U.S. learns about it, they steal it and accidentally use it to destroy the planet. Frank and Dale must travel back through time to undo the damage.

## The Canadian President

Following the take-over of Canada by the United States through "asking nicely", Dale is forced into the position of President of the United States by the scheming Hangelberg Group. However, the incompetent Dale proves harder to control than intended, and he and Frank work to defeat the Group's efforts to brainwash all of Canada through micro-chipping.