# The New Adventures of Beans Baxter

The New Adventures of Beans Baxter is an adventure/comedy television series that aired 1987 on the Fox television network. It was created by Savage Steve Holland, who also wrote and directed most of the 17 episodes. The title character was portrayed by Jonathan Ward, who won a "Best Young Actor Starring in a New Television Comedy Series" Young Artist Award for the role.

## Plot

The show revolved around the spy activities of Benjamin "Beans" Baxter, Jr., a Kansas teenager who had just moved with his parents and younger brother to Washington, D.C., as part of his father's (assumed) reassignment as an employee of the U.S. Postal Service.
After Beans witnessed his father's apparent assassination in the explosion of a bomb planted in Benjamin Sr.'s postal freighter, he was recruited by the mysterious "Number Two" (Jerry Wasserman). Number Two was an officer (and, presumably, the Deputy Director) of "the Network", a CIA-styled spy agency; Beans thus learned that his father was actually an agent of the Network, and that the older Baxter's Postal Service employment was his cover assignment. (The Network's main delivery of assignments for its agents was a system similar to what was seen on the spy comedy Get Smart! in the 1960s.) The main nemesis of the Network was a terror organization that called itself UGLI, for the Underground Government Liberation Intergroup, which was headed by the professional terrorist called Mr. Sue (Kurtwood Smith) and his second-in-command (Taylor Negron). The Network, however, considered Beans himself strictly a "place-holder" agent, and it would only allow him to work in its dangerous service till his father could be found and freed. Viewers were warned, as a result, to expect to see little of Benjamin Sr., since his prime purpose was to stay lost and trapped so the series might continue.
Additional episodes were intended to show Beans's mother Susan, wrongly believing herself to be a widow, re-entering the dating scene. This activity on her part was to have led to complications for Beans, who knew, as she did not, that hers was still a valid, legal marriage to a husband who was still alive, and would thus have had to turn away possible suitors to prevent his mother from accidentally committing bigamy. Moreover, for all Beans or Susan knew, any of those suitors might have been UGLI terrorists planning all manner of nefarious activities, such as possibly assassinating not only Susan, but also Beans. The series was cancelled before any of these developments could be explored.
Beans started a friendship with a classmate nicknamed Woodshop (Stuart Fratkin), and he later became attracted to a beautiful student nicknamed "Cake Lace" (Karen Mistal). In one episode, former Miss Universe Shawn Weatherly appeared as herself. (The opening scene had Beans catching her in the shower naked and trying to escape from UGLI's chief henchman, who wanted to kidnap her as part of an unknown experiment.)

## Cast

The supporting cast included Rick Lenz as Beans's father, Benjamin Sr.; former 1950s' child star Elinor Donahue from Father Knows Best as his mother, Susan; Canadian teen actor Scott Bremner as Scott "Scooter" Baxter, Beans's younger brother; and occasional guest appearances by punk rock icon Wendy O. Williams (founder/lead singer of the Plasmatics) as Beans' part-time friend/enemy in the spy world.
The role was originally offered to David Spade, and he regretted turning it down per advice of his agents.
1x01/02 - Derek Shane (Lars), Bruce Wagner (Vlodia), Betty Philips (Mrs. Kindwater), Stephen E. Miller (Colonel), Douglas Tuck (Mr. Lucas), Tara Vessels (Newscaster)
1x03 - Kristin Cumming (Darla), David Longworth (UGLI Two)

## Episodes
### Season 1 (1987)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date |
| 1 | 1 | "Beans' First Adventure" | Savage Steve Holland | Savage Steve Holland | July 18, 1987 (1987-7-18) |
| 2 | 2 | "Beans' First Adventure" | Savage Steve Holland | Savage Steve Holland | July 18, 1987 (1987-7-18) |
| Benjamin Baxter, Jr., whose friends call him Beans, is a teenager, who after his family moves to Washington DC, becomes a secret agent. In the premiere episode, Beans witnesses his father's abduction. Beans fails to rescue his father, and the Network's "Number Two" informs him that he will only be allowed to continue working for the Network till his father is found and freed. ||||||
| 3 | 3 | "Beans Meets Shawn Weatherly" | Savage Steve Holland | Savage Steve Holland | July 25, 1987 (1987-7-25) |
| Darla surprises Beans with a visit at the same time he is asked to house a gorgeous Soviet agent. ||||||
| 4 | 4 | "Beans Runs for President" | Savage Steve Holland | Savage Steve Holland | August 1, 1987 (1987-8-1) |
| An assignment to save the President's daughter interferes with Beans' candidacy for class president of his high school. ||||||
| 5 | 5 | "Beans and the Satanic Backwards Masking Conspiracy" | Savage Steve Holland | Savage Steve Holland | August 8, 1987 (1987-8-8) |
| Beans investigates whether messages on records played backwards have a part in changes in the behavior of the son of the Network's "Number One" or director. ||||||
| 6 | 6 | "Beans' Wicked and Awesome Adventures at College" | Savage Steve Holland | Savage Steve Holland | August 15, 1987 (1987-8-15) |
| A case of mistaken identity hampers Beans' ability to discover if a student radical is involved with UGLI. ||||||
| 7 | 7 | "Beans in Ski Heck" | Mary Beth Fielder | Martin Olson & Mary Jo Pritchard & Savage Steve Holland | August 22, 1987 (1987-8-22) |
| On a ski vacation, Beans accidentally uncovers a scheme to kidnap diplomats. ||||||
| 8 | 8 | "There's No Place Like Omsk" | Savage Steve Holland | Martin Olson & Mary Jo Pritchard & Savage Steve Holland | September 12, 1987 (1987-9-12) |
| Beans meets with Svetlana, a defected Russian double agent who is severely homesick. ||||||

### Season 2 (1987)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date |
| 9 | 1 | "Beans Finds His Dad But...(Part 1)" | Savage Steve Holland | Savage Steve Holland | September 26, 1987 (1987-9-26) |
| Beans locates his kidnapped father, but Mr. Sue hampers the rescue effort. ||||||
| 10 | 2 | "Beans Finds His Dad But...(Part 2)" | Michael E. Steele | Savage Steve Holland | October 3, 1987 (1987-10-3) |
| Beans's second effort to rescue his father falls short. ||||||
| 11 | 3 | "Beans' Unpleasant Introduction to Modern Science" | Savage Steve Holland | Savage Steve Holland | October 10, 1987 (1987-10-10) |
| HAP, a robot which Beans is testing for the government, runs amok, attacking children and animals, and ruining a meeting with Darla. ||||||
| 12 | 4 | "Beans Goes to Camp" | Savage Steve Holland | Savage Steve Holland | October 17, 1987 (1987-10-17) |
| After UGLI steals a nuclear warhead, so Beans goes undercover at a parasailing camp to find it. ||||||
| 13 | 5 | "A Nightmare on Beans' Street" | Savage Steve Holland | Savage Steve Holland | October 31, 1987 (1987-10-31) |
| Beans and his friends are set upon by a deadly pumpkin sent by UGLI's leader, Mr. Sue, and the Pumpkin Princess. ||||||
| 14 | 6 | "Beans' Home Life Gets UGLI" | Savage Steve Holland | Andrew Katz & Larry Schulze & Savage Steve Holland | November 7, 1987 (1987-11-7) |
| Hoping to coerce Beans' father Benjamin Baxter, Sr. to talk, an UGLI agent tries to get a photograph that will make it appear that Mrs. Baxter (Susan) is having an affair with him. ||||||
| 15 | 7 | "Beans Under the Weather" | Tom Rowe | Andrew Katz & Larry Schulze | November 14, 1987 (1987-11-14) |
| After Beans' younger brother Scott Baxter, called Scooter, invents a weather-making machine for a science fair, UGLI schemes to use it for their own ends. ||||||
| 16 | 8 | "Beans Gets His Driver's License (and It Isn't Pretty)" | Tom Rowe | Rick Overton & Bruce Wagner and Savage Steve Holland | November 21, 1987 (1987-11-21) |
| UGLI agents Jack and Henry attempt to stop Beans from getting his driver's license. ||||||
| 17 | 9 | "Beans in Jungleland" | Savage Steve Holland | Savage Steve Holland | November 28, 1987 (1987-11-28) |
| Beans infiltrates the Bad Seed gang when his brother Scooter is falsely accused of selling drugs. ||||||

## Production

The series was filmed entirely in and around Vancouver, British Columbia; in the episode "Beans Gets His Driver's License (And It Isn't Pretty)", the world-famous CN Tower located in Toronto is featured in the background. The show's theme and soundtrack were performed by jazz trumpeter Maynard Ferguson.