# Johnny and Mary

"Johnny and Mary" is a song written and originally performed by Robert Palmer. Palmer's version was recorded in 1980 at Compass Point Studios, New Providence, in the Bahamas. The song was featured on Palmer's album Clues (1980).
"Johnny and Mary" went to No. 44 on the UK Singles Chart, and was a top 40 hit in Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa and several European countries. In Germany, it peaked at No. 7 on the singles chart and spent a total of 23 weeks in the top 20. In Spain, it peaked at No. 1 on the Spanish singles chart (AFYVE).
Though the single did not chart in the US Hot 100, it did reach No. 18 on Billboard's Club Play Singles chart.
"Johnny and Mary" was used as the signature tune in advertisements promoting Renault cars throughout the 1980s and 1990s. Early adverts used Palmer's original version, while a range of special recordings in different styles were produced during the 1990s, most famously an acoustic interpretation by Martin Taylor, which he released on his album Spirit of Django. Taylor recorded alternate versions for Renault; the last being in 1998 for the launch of the all-new Renault Clio. In 2021, Swedish singer Hanna Hägglund recorded a new version of the song, used again by Renault in TV ads to launch its latest version of model Clio.

## Critical reception

Upon its release, Mike Gardner of Record Mirror noted that Palmer had merged his own style with that of Gary Numan, "resulting in a mixture that sounds suspiciously like mid period Cliff Richard". He added that it has the "double distinction of giving the ears a treat and being a formidable appetiser for his forthcoming album". Martyn Sutton of Melody Maker also believed that the "ultra-modern, Eighties single" was "something of a departure" from Palmer as it "offers less blue eyed soul than usual and a lot more cold eyes, electronic wheeling and dealing". He concluded that it "deserves to be a hit". Paul Rambali of NME was less positive in his review, writing that "what seems like a sad little story of connubial confusion" is "made more commonplace than it might otherwise be through injudicious use of electronic textures". He also felt that a "decent middle eight would have helped too". In contrast, Danny Baker, writing a new review for NME, stated that "this is the best buy at 45 right now" and remarked that Rambali, "who coolly received this a fortnight ago, has a gleam in his piercing blue eye that suggests he mayn't have given this the shake it deserved at that time".

## Chart performance

Weekly charts
Chart (1980–1981)
Peak position
Australia (Kent Music Report)
20
Austria (Ö3 Austria Top 40)
10
Belgium (Ultratop 50 Flanders)
8
Canada Top Singles (RPM)
32
Netherlands (Dutch Top 40)
21
Netherlands (Single Top 100)
27
New Zealand (Recorded Music NZ)
12
South Africa (Springbok Radio)
5
Spain (AFYVE)
1
Sweden (Sverigetopplistan)
11
Switzerland (Schweizer Hitparade)
5
UK Singles (OCC)
44
US Billboard Hot Dance Club Play
18
West Germany (GfK)
7
Year-end charts
Chart (1980)
Position
Belgium (Ultratop 50 Flanders)
80 :

## Todd Terje featuring Bryan Ferry version

Norwegian DJ Todd Terje covered "Johnny and Mary" for his debut studio album It's Album Time. His version features vocals from English musician Bryan Ferry. Terje's version was released as a single on 7 April 2014 as a digital download and peaked at number 185 on the French Singles Chart. It also appears on Ferry's fourteenth studio album, Avonmore.

### Charts

| Chart (2014) | Peak position |
| France (SNEP) | 185 |

## Other versions

* In 1989, model Leigh Jaeger released a version of the song as a single through A&M Records. Jaeger previously appeared as one of the models in the music videos for Palmer's "I Didn't Mean to Turn You On" and "Simply Irresistible". Jaeger's version was produced by Stephen Stewart-Short and the 12-inch format included a remix by Phil Harding and Ian Curnow. The music video features vogue dancing and was the earliest to showcase the dance in the UK.
* Placebo included a cover of the song on a Special Edition Bonus Disc of their album Sleeping with Ghosts in 2003.
* Finnish artist Stig recorded the song as "Jari ja Mari (Johnny and Mary)" on the Stig EP, released on 24 April 2015.
* Black Marble covered the song on their I Must Be Living Twice EP, released on 14 August 2020.