# Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy is an adult animated web series created by Seth MacFarlane.

## Background

This series is a compilation of animated sketches released on YouTube. The series, which aired several episodes a month, was originally sponsored by Burger King, who sponsored the first 10 shorts, with videos appearing on their official channel. The series was then sponsored by Priceline.com, and finally, Nike. There are a total of 50 episodes. It saw a successful launch on MacFarlane's YouTube channel, SethComedy, which became the most watched YouTube channel of the week, generating three million video views within two days of the first episode's release. MacFarlane later expressed disappointment with the quality of the series, believing he had been unable to give the show the commitment it needed at the time. The series is comparable to MacFarlane's other animated shows; Family Guy, American Dad! and The Cleveland Show.

## Home media

The first season, with additional content, was released on DVD, Blu-ray Disc and UMD Video on May 12, 2009 by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment, and was released on DVD in the UK on January 25, 2010. In addition to the 23 episodes officially released online, 27 episodes were exclusively included on the DVD and Blu-ray release. The release uncensored the first eleven episodes which were censored online.

## Episodes
### Series overview

| Seasons | Seasons | Episodes | First airdate | Last airdate |
| | Online | 23 | September 10, 2008 | June 12, 2009 |
| | DVD | 27† | May 12, 2009 | May 12, 2009 |
† A few shorts were later released online with censored language and dialogue between February and April 2010.

### Online release (2008–2009)

These animated sketches were released on YouTube.
| No. | Title | Performed by | Directed by | Written by | Length | Original release date | Prod. code |
| 1 | ""Super Mario Rescues The Princess"" | Seth MacFarlane as Mario Alex Breckenridge as Princess Peach | Greg Colton | Story by : Seth MacFarlane Teleplay by : Seth MacFarlane & Alex Carter | 1:36 | September 10, 2008 (2008-09-10) | 015 |
| Mario saves Princess Peach from Bowser, but the situation devolves into an argument when Peach refuses to give Mario a kiss as thanks. Mario allows Bowser to revive and Bowser eats Peach as an award. ||||||||
| 2 | ""A Dog on The $25,000 Pyramid"" | Seth MacFarlane as Fido Jeff Bergman as Host Alec Sulkin as Steve | Greg Colton | Story by : Seth MacFarlane Teleplay by : Seth MacFarlane & Alex Carter | 0:36 | September 10, 2008 (2008-09-10) | 014 |
| A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid. (Note: The name of the host is unknown, but he looks and sounds like Dick Clark) ||||||||
| 3 | ""Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney"" | Seth MacFarlane as Bob Marley and Policeman #2 Ralph Garman as Policeman #1 John Viener (credit only) | Greg Colton | Story by : Seth MacFarlane Teleplay by : Seth MacFarlane & Jonathan Glodblatt | 0:29 | September 15, 2008 (2008-09-15) | 039 |
| Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff". ||||||||
| 4 | ""Adopted"" | Seth MacFarlane as Mr. Sticknipples Alex Borstein as Mrs. Sticknipples Seth Green as Michael Sticknipples/Albert Horsefeet Shitsneeze | Greg Colton | Story and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane | 1:44 | September 21, 2008 (2008-09-21) | 016 |
| Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological parents and that he was adopted at birth. ||||||||
| 5 | ""A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen"" | Seth MacFarlane as Scotsman | Greg Colton | Story and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane | 1:24 | September 29, 2008 (2008-09-29) | 002 |
| A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future. ||||||||
| 6 | ""Two Ducks Watch Meet the Parents"" | Seth MacFarlane as Duck #1 Alec Sulkin as Duck #2 | Greg Colton | Story and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane | 0:41 | October 3, 2008 (2008-10-03) | 046 |
| Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny. ||||||||
| 7 | ""A Scotsman Who ^$^{Still}$ Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen"" | Seth MacFarlane as Scotsman | Greg Colton | Story and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane | 1:34 | October 13, 2008 (2008-10-13) | 031 |
| The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption. ||||||||
| 8 | ""Cat Staff Meeting"" | Seth MacFarlane as Dog Danny Smith as Cat Boss | Greg Colton | Story and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane | 1:01 | October 19, 2008 (2008-10-19) | 004 |
| A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball. ||||||||
| 9 | ""Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster"" | Mike Henry as Barry Gibb | Greg Colton | Story and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane | 0:10 | October 26, 2008 (2008-10-26) | 029 |
| Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster. ||||||||
| 10 | ""Marital Troubles"" | Alex Borstein as Wife | Greg Colton | Story by : Seth MacFarlane Teleplay by : Seth MacFarlane & Kevin Biggins & Travis Bowe | 0:32 | November 2, 2008 (2008-11-02) | 025 |
| A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment. ||||||||
| 11 | ""Jeff Goldblum Wafers"" | Stephen Stanton as Jeff Goldblum | Greg Colton | Story and Teleplay Seth MacFarlane | 1:05 | November 9, 2008 (2008-11-09) | 047 |
| Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk. ||||||||
| 12 | ""Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve"" | Alec Sulkin as Jesus Mark Hentemann as Vishnu | Greg Colton | Story by : Seth MacFarlane Teleplay by : Seth MacFarlane & Andrew Goldberg | 0:33 | December 22, 2008 (2008-12-22) | 040 |
| Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu. ||||||||
| 13 | ""The Frog Prince"" | Seth MacFarlane as Frog Rachael MacFarlane as Princess #1 Alex Breckenridge as Princess #2 | Greg Colton | Story and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane | 1:12 | December 30, 2008 (2008-12-30) | 001 |
| The story of The Frog Prince gets perverted. ||||||||
| 14 | ""Monkeys Talk About Religion"" | Seth MacFarlane as Steven's Dad James Burkholder as Steven Kelly Wolf as Steven's Mom | Greg Colton | Story and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane | 0:55 | January 6, 2009 (2009-01-06) | 024 |
| A father monkey and his son discuss "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus". ||||||||
| 15 | ""Mountain Climber"" | Mark Hentemann as Mountain Climber Rachael MacFarlane as Stephanie Alec Sulkin as Mark John Viener as Minister | Greg Colton | Story and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane | 0:36 | January 12, 2009 (2009-01-12) | 005 |
| A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married. ||||||||
| 16 | "Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past" | Seth MacFarlane as Ghost of Christmas Past and Man #2 John Viener as Man #1 Danny Smith as Ted Nugent | Greg Colton | Story by : Seth MacFarlane Teleplay by : Seth MacFarlane & Jonathan Glodblatt | 0:26 | January 18, 2009 (2009-01-18) | 041 |
| Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner. ||||||||
| 17 | ""Mad Cow Disease"" | Christine Devine as Anchorwoman Kirker Butler as Bull | Greg Colton | Story and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane | 0:34 | January 27, 2009 (2009-01-27) | 030 |
| A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news. ||||||||
| 18 | ""The Bartender Says..."" | Seth MacFarlane as Horse (Sarah Jessica Parker) Jackson Douglas as Mike Phil LaMarr as Harry | Greg Colton | Story and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane | 1:03 | February 5, 2009 (2009-02-05) | 006 |
| Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke. ||||||||
| 19 | ""Backstage with Bob Dylan"" | Seth MacFarlane as Bob Dylan and Popeye Danny Smith as Tom Waits John Viener as Muhammad Ali Rachael MacFarlane as Woman Seth Green as Man | Greg Colton | Story by : Seth MacFarlane Teleplay by : Seth MacFarlane, Kevin Biggins & Travis Bowe | 0:55 | February 17, 2009 (2009-02-17) | 028 |
| Bob Dylan meets up with Tom Waits and Popeye after a concert; Dylan and Popeye get into an argument. ||||||||
| 20 | ""Fred and Barney Try to Get into a Club"" | Seth MacFarlane as Barney Rubble and The Great Gazoo Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone J. Lee as Bouncer | Greg Colton | Story and Teleplay by Seth MacFarlane | 1:04 | February 24, 2009 (2009-02-24) | 022 |
| Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission. ||||||||
| 21 | ""Beavers: Assholes of the Forest"" | Seth MacFarlane as Storyteller Chris Sheridan as Beaver Chris Cox as Fish Mike Henry as Woodpecker Alec Sulkin as Deer | Greg Colton | Story by : Seth MacFarlane Teleplay by : Seth MacFarlane & Alex Carter | 0:48 | April 21, 2009 (2009-04-21) | 033 |
| Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest. ||||||||
| 22 | ""Things You Never Hear"" | Seth MacFarlane Jen Birmingham Mark Hentemann Alec Sulkin John Viener Danny Smith Jackson Douglas Rachael MacFarlane Lisa Wilhoit Ralph Garman Mike Henry Chace Crawford Seth Green Chris Cox Alex Borstein | Greg Colton | Story by : Seth MacFarlane Teleplay by : Seth MacFarlane & Julius Sharpe | 1:39 | May 23, 2009 (2009-05-23) | 044 |
| This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears. ||||||||
| 23 | ""A Trip to the Psychiatrist"" | Seth MacFarlane as Psychiatrist Alex Borstein as Abbie | Seth MacFarlane | Story by : Seth MacFarlane Teleplay by : Seth MacFarlane & Andrew Goldberg | 1:17 | June 12, 2009 (2009-06-12) | 034 |
| A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist. ||||||||

### Exclusively on DVD (2009–2010)

The remaining 27 shorts were all released with the previous 23 released shorts on DVD and Blu-Ray on May 12, 2009. The few shorts that were later uploaded to YouTube in 2010 but were censored for language. Since these shorts weren't released separately with ending credits, it's currently unknown who wrote, directed, and voiced the following shorts.
| No. | Title | Length | Prod. code |
| 24 | "AIDS Patient Zero" | 2:11 | 003 |
| A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped. ||||
| 25 | "Name that Animal Penis!" | 1:57 | 007 |
| A game show about figuring out an animal's penis is much more difficult than imagined. ||||
| 26 | "Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die" | 2:08 | 008 |
| Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question; "What do I do now?" He then works at a restaurant but got fired after raging himself from saying sorry for giving the customer the wrong order. He tries to commit suicide by using a contraption. Then he gets an idea, and becomes a religious Christian afterwards. A censored version of this episode aired online in February 2010. Also, instead of speaking with a British accent, Wile E. speaks with an American accent. ||||
| 27 | "Sex With...#1" | 0:57 | 009 |
| A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist ||||
| 28 | "A Fat Guy Working Out" | 0:15 | 010 |
| A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich. ||||
| 29 | "The Gay Knight" | 1:27 | 011 |
| A gay knight refuses to fight dragons due to not wanting to be killed. A censored version of this episode aired online in March 2010. ||||
| 30 | "A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement" | 0:37 | 012 |
| A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas. ||||
| 31 | "Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit" | 1:09 | 013 |
| Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it. ||||
| 32 | "Stuck in a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey" | 2:05 | 017 |
| A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on. ||||
| 33 | "Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into their Sports Car" | 1:04 | 018 |
| Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town. ||||
| 34 | "He Who Lives in a Glass House..." | 1:36 | 019 |
| A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors. A censored version of this episode aired online in April 2010. ||||
| 35 | "Sex With...#2" | 0:56 | 020 |
| Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime ||||
| 36 | "Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision" | 1:10 | 021 |
| Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby. ||||
| 37 | "The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality" | 1:40 | 023 |
| When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests... ||||
| 38 | "Why did the chicken cross the road?" | 0:14 | 026 |
| To have sexual relations with your mother. ||||
| 39 | "Sex With...#3" | 0:58 | 027 |
| The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep ||||
| 40 | "Dirty Vaudeville" | 1:02 | 032 |
| Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town. ||||
| 41 | "Fat Jesus" | 1:33 | 035 |
| Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex. ||||
| 42 | "Dracula Meets Magic Johnson" | 0:22 | 036 |
| Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions. ||||
| 43 | "The Sneeze Throw-Up" | 0:07 | 037 |
| Exactly what it says on the tin... ||||
| 44 | "The Settlers' First Attempt to Buy Manhattan from the Indians" | 0:30 | 038 |
| Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out. ||||
| 45 | "Four Years of Entourage in Ten Seconds" | 0:14 | 042 |
| The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds. ||||
| 46 | "Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately" | 0:12 | 043 |
| Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach. ||||
| 47 | "Small Talk with Aunt Helen" | 1:17 | 045 |
| Aunt Helen talks to her grandson about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake. ||||
| 48 | "Marie Antoinette's Notepad" | 0:20 | 048 |
| We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake". ||||
| 49 | "Sheep Shearing" | 1:45 | 049 |
| A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him. ||||
| 50 | "What Happens If You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave" | 0:48 | 050 |
| A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea. ||||