# Kindergarten Cop

Kindergarten Cop is a 1990 American action comedy film directed by Ivan Reitman and distributed by Universal Pictures. Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as John Kimble, a tough police detective working undercover as a kindergarten teacher to locate the wife and child of drug dealer Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson), who are living under assumed identities. Pamela Reed, Penelope Ann Miller, and Linda Hunt co-star. The original music score was composed by Randy Edelman.
The film was released in North America on December 21, 1990, and grossed $202 million worldwide. Critical reception was mixed, though Schwarzenegger earned praise for his comedic abilities and willingness to subvert the action-hero image that had defined his career.

## Plot

After years of pursuing Cullen Crisp, an infamous drug lord, LAPD detective John Kimble arrests Crisp for murder, when a call woman named Cindy witnesses Crisp gun down an informant in the back of a shopping mall after getting information regarding the whereabouts of his former wife, Rachel, who he claims stole $3 million from him, before fleeing with his son Cullen Crisp Jr, and obtaining new identities for them.
Partnered with fellow detective Phoebe O'Hara, Kimble is sent to Astoria, Oregon to identify Rachel and offer her immunity in exchange for testifying against Crisp in court. O'Hara is tasked with finding Rachel via her son by posing as a newly hired substitute teacher in kindergarten class at Astoria Elementary School. Both of them get to know each other – Kimble is divorced and has a son named Alex who is 13 years old, whom he has not spoken to in years after his ex-wife remarried; and O'Hara is dating a chef – and become friends. However, she is incapacitated by severe stomach flu, so Kimble is forced to step in as the teacher.
The school principal, Miss Schlowski, initially suspects Kimble's ineptitude. Though initially overwhelmed, Kimble adapts to his new status quickly, despite lacking any formal teaching experience. Through the use of his pet ferret as a class mascot, positive reinforcement for good behavior, and his police training as a model for structure in class, he becomes a much admired and cherished figure to the students. O'Hara recovers, and poses as Kimble's sister from Austria to assist him in the investigation.
Kimble begins to enjoy his undercover role. At one point, he deals with a case of child abuse by assaulting, threatening, and pressing charges against the abusive father of one of his students (Zach), winning over Schlowski. She assures him that despite his unorthodox methods, she is impressed with Kimble's performance and thus does not fire him. Kimble also becomes fond of Joyce, a fellow teacher whose son Dominic is one of his students. Dominic admires Kimble and sees him as a fatherly figure, as his mother is estranged from her husband and will not speak of him, telling Dominic that he lives in France and that she left him after seeing his true colors, refusing to elaborate.
Through their conversations, Kimble deduces that Joyce is actually Rachel and that Dominic is Cullen Jr. Back in California, the case holding Crisp in jail is closed after Cindy dies from using tainted cocaine provided by Crisp's mother and partner-in-crime, Eleanor. With no witness, Crisp is subsequently released and travels to Astoria with Eleanor to search for his son. When Kimble learns this news, he confronts Rachel about her identity, saying he can protect her if she cooperates. She is outraged that he misled her, but she reveals that Crisp lied about the stolen money; in order to convince drug dealers to hunt them down.
Crisp arrives at the school and starts a fire in the library as a distraction to kidnap his son, then uses the boy as a hostage when Kimble arrives, intending on capturing him. Just as Crisp declares his intentions and prepares to shoot Kimble; Kimble's ferret (which was hiding in Dominic's sweater) bites Crisp in the neck, allowing Dominic to escape. In pain, Crisp shoots at Kimble, hitting him in the leg, to which Kimble shoots Crisp three times in the chest, killing him. Outside, Eleanor strikes O'Hara with her car and runs inside. She shoots Kimble in the shoulder and demands he tell her where her grandson is, but at the last second, O'Hara appears and knocks Eleanor unconscious with a baseball bat. Eleanor is then arrested, and the unconscious Kimble is hospitalized alongside O'Hara, both of them going on to make a full recovery.
O'Hara returns to the LAPD, while Kimble decides to resign and stays in Astoria to become a full-time kindergarten teacher at the school. Joyce joins him and they share a kiss while everyone cheers.

## Cast

* Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble
* Penelope Ann Miller as Joyce Palmieri / Rachel Myatt Crisp
* Pamela Reed as Detective Phoebe O'Hara
* Linda Hunt as Miss Schlowski
* Richard Tyson as Cullen Crisp
* Carroll Baker as Eleanor Crisp
* Cathy Moriarty as Jillian
* Christian and Joseph Cousins as Dominic Palmieri / Cullen Crisp, Jr.
* Park Overall as Samantha's Mother
* Jayne Brook as Zach's Mother
* Betty Lou Henson as Keisha's Mother
* Heidi Swedberg as Joshua's Mother
* Richard Portnow as Captain Salazar
* Alix Koromzay as Cindy
* Bob Nelson as Henry Shoop
* Angela Bassett as Stewardess
* Sarah Rose Karr as Emma
* Miko Hughes as Joseph
* Ben Diskin as Sylvester
* Adam Wylie as Larry
* Ross Malinger as Harvey
* Odette Yustman as Rosa

## Production
### Casting

Bill Murray and Patrick Swayze were initially approached to play the role of Kimble. Danny DeVito was also considered for the role, but Ivan Reitman nixed the idea as he felt DeVito's height would make him seem less believable as Kimble. Ultimately, Devito's former costar from Twins, Arnold Schwarzenegger, was chosen for the part.
Director Reitman and casting director Michael Chinich auditioned more than 2,000 children for the roles of the students. Elijah Wood unsuccessfully auditioned for a role.

### Filming

Exterior scenes at Astoria Elementary School were filmed at John Jacob Astor Elementary School, located at 3550 Franklin Avenue in Astoria, Oregon.
Universal Studios hired local artists Judith Niland and Carl Lyle Jenkins to paint murals on the walls at Astoria, and provided new playground equipment, a fenced playground, and a new lawn and hedges around the school. Most of the filming was completed after school was out in June 1990, allowing many of the students and faculty to be extras in the film. Students' artwork was also used. While on location, Schwarzenegger insisted a private studio for daily workouts and weightlifting be assembled for his use.
Other locations used in or near Astoria include the Bayview Motel, Commercial Street in downtown Astoria, and exteriors outside the Seafare Restaurant on Industry Street. The school picnic was filmed at Ecola State Park near Cannon Beach, Oregon, 25 miles (40 km) south of Astoria. Scenes at Joyce and Dominic's house were filmed at a private residence located at 414 Exchange Street and highway scenes were filmed on U.S. 26 east of Seaside, Oregon, 20 miles (32 km) from Astoria.
Interior school scenes were shot at Universal Studios in Hollywood. The film's opening scene was filmed at the Westfield MainPlace in Santa Ana, California, and South Coast Plaza in Costa Mesa, California.

## Reception
### Box office

Kindergarten Cop was the second-highest grossing film, behind Home Alone, during the week of January 8, 1991. It grossed $91.4 million in North America and $101.5 million internationally. It was released in the United Kingdom on February 1, 1991, and topped the country's box office that weekend.

### Critical response

On Rotten Tomatoes, Kindergarten Cop has a rating of 54% based on 39 reviews and an average rating of 5.60/10. The site's consensus reads, "Arnold Schwarzenegger substitutes his action brio with some refreshingly adept comedic timing, but Kindergarten Cop is too grim for children and too cloying for adults." On Metacritic, it has a score of 61 out of 100 based on 15 critics, indicating "generally favorable reviews". Audiences polled by CinemaScore gave it an average grade of "A−" on an A+ to F scale. Reviewer Caryn James of The New York Times said, "Like Twins, which was also directed by Ivan Reitman, nothing in the film is as funny as the idea of it."
In Kim Newman's review for Empire, he wrote, "with a heart of purest mush, the film still manages to be generally entertaining" and gave it 3 stars out of 5. An Entertainment Weekly review at the time of release notes that: "the movie never quite gels and it is not going to generate quite the mega hit business their producers are counting on", giving it a "C" grade.
Roger Ebert said the film: "is made up of two parts that shouldn't fit, but somehow they do, making a slick entertainment out of the improbable, the impossible and Arnold Schwarzenegger" and awarded it three stars.
On April Fool's Day 2012, as a prank, the film was announced to be selected for a release on DVD and Blu-ray Disc as part of the Criterion Collection, a video distribution company dedicated to the release of "important classic and contemporary films". It was said to be selected as important in part because of its genre revisionist use of both the policier and family comedy genres in the same film. It was released on Blu-ray, though not by Criterion, on July 1, 2014. Kino Lorber released the film on 4K UHD on January 23, 2024.

### Legacy

For the video game Silent Hill, parts of Astoria Elementary School from the film were used as reference for the location Midwich Elementary School. Several of Schwarzenegger's memorable lines from the film were used in sound boards for prank phone calls that became popular in the early 2000s. During an April 2021 interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Schwarzenegger stated that the idea behind the making of Superhero Kindergarten came from his desire "to do a sequel to Kindergarten Cop".
A 1996 Filipino action comedy movie Ang Titser Kong Pogi (lit. "My Handsome Teacher") is a remake of Kindergarten Cop, starring Bong Revilla in a title role.

## Sequel

A standalone sequel starring Dolph Lundgren, Kindergarten Cop 2, was released direct to DVD in May 2016.