# I Love the '70s: Volume 2

I Love the '70s: Volume 2 is a television mini-series and the ninth installment of the I Love... series presented by VH1. The sequel to I Love the '70s, it originally aired on VH1 from July 10 to July 14, 2006.

## Commentators

* Carlos Alazraqui
* Tony Alva
* Antigone Rising (Cassidy and Kristen Henderson)
* Alison Arngrim
* Bronson Arroyo
* Shondrella Avery
* Alonzo Bodden
* Tim Bagley
* Bella the Chimp
* Michael Ian Black
* Linda Blair
* Chris Booker
* Tom Bosley
* Bryan Callen
* Charo
* Gary Cole
* Michael Colton and John Aboud
* Nadia Comaneci
* Common
* Bart Conner
* Chris Coppola
* Fred Coury
* Jennifer Elise Cox
* Molly Culver
* Stephanie D'Abruzzo
* Laura Dean
* Dom DeLuise
* Nick DiPaolo
* The Donnas (Allison Robertson and Maya Ford)
* Simon Doonan
* Bil Dwyer
* Nicole Eggert
* Rich Eisen
* David James Elliott
* Bob Eubanks
* Bill Fagerbakke
* Damien Fahey
* Adam Ferrara
* Greg Fitzsimmons
* Tyler Florence
* Neil Flynn
* Jake Fogelnest
* Ben Folds
* Peter Frampton
* Drew Fraser
* Doug E. Fresh
* Max Gail
* Willie Garson
* Gloria Gaynor
* Jason George
* Godfrey
* Elon Gold
* Genevieve Gorder
* Gilbert Gottfried
* Erin Gray
* Annabelle Gurwitch
* Luis Guzman
* Alyson Hannigan
* Har Mar Superstar
* Hard 'n Phirm
* Rachael Harris
* Tony Hawk
* John Heffron
* Marilu Henner
* Mark Hoppus
* Clint Howard
* Ken Howard
* Scott Ian
* Jennifer Irwin
* Ron Jeremy
* Chris Jericho
* Jake Johannsen
* Randy Jones
* Kermit the Frog
* Christopher Knight
* Jo Koy
* David Lander
* Steve Landesberg
* Joe Lorge
* Loni Love
* Stephen Lynch
* Madame
* Kathleen Madigan
* Ross Mark
* Biz Markie
* Maroon 5 (Adam Levine and James Valentine)
* Debbie Matenopoulos
* Edwin McCain
* Jay McCarroll
* Melissa McCarthy
* Darryl McDaniels
* John Melendez
* Daryl Mitchell
* Billy Morrison
* David Naughton
* Nelson
* Dustin Nguyen
* Night Ranger (Jack Blades and Jeff Watson)
* Graham Norton
* Patrice O'Neal
* Stuart Pankin
* Tom Papa
* Butch Patrick
* Freda Payne
* Stephen Perkins
* Cassandra Peterson
* Brian Posehn
* Megyn Price
* Rachel Quaintance
* Riki Rachtman
* Melissa Rivers
* Mo Rocca
* Darius Rucker
* Dave "Snake" Sabo
* William Sanderson
* Fred Schneider
* Donovan Scott
* Stuart Scott
* Willard Scott
* Sherri Shepard
* Brad Sherwood
* Sir Mix-A-Lot
* Hal Sparks
* Rick Springfield
* Joel Stein
* French Stewart
* Fisher Stevens
* Jeff Stilson
* Michael Strahan
* Brenda Strong
* Nicole Sullivan
* Brian Unger
* Gary Valentine
* Frank Vincent
* John Waters
* Lauren Weedman
* Kevin Weisman
* Jill Whelan
* Chandra Wilson
* Chris Wylde
* "Weird Al" Yankovic
* Cedric Yarbrough
* Zero Boy
* Bob Zmuda
* Rob Zombie

## Recurring segments

* Bruce Lee and Evel Knievel in Stunt Fu: A cut-out of Bruce Lee and a cut-out of Evel Knievel on a motorcycle are edited into short video clips from the year in question. Bruce Lee generally kicks someone who falls over, and Evel Knievel jumps his motorcycle over someone in each video clip.
* Charo TV: Charo, who was a frequent television guest star in the 1970s, presents ideas of how she could have been introduced into the cast of a popular show from the time period. Each idea includes some reference to her "cuchi cuchi" catchphrase.
* Porn or Not Porn: John Waters features a segment in which he poses a small test to see whether or not three films, selected based on their suggestive titles, are either considered pornographic or not pornographic. He ends the segment by stating he found a vintage copy of a parodic pornographic film.
* It's Time for Burt Reynolds' Mustache: The segment shows a picture of Burt Reynolds from the relevant year, illustrating how his mustache changed over time (or 1972 was gone from his face), and is introduced by several voices annoyingly chanting the segment's title and is followed by the same voices chanting "That was Burt Reynolds' mustache."
* Songs to Make Whoopee To: Bob Eubanks presents the love songs from each year. Some of the song titles are fake, and merely read aloud; whenever he reads the title of an actual song, a clip of the song is played. The segment takes the form of an advertisement for an album, also available on 8-track and cassette.
* Then and Now: Alison Arngrim presents the segment for each year in which pop culture personalities from the decade are shown in pictures from the 1970s and today, a difference of thirty years which she emphasizes.
* Look Who's Got a Farrah Do: The segment takes a look at each year to see what celebrity had a hairdo similar to that of Charlie's Angels star Farrah Fawcett.
* Guitar Gods: Peter Frampton presents the guitar players of each year.
* Survivors: Gloria Gaynor presents the survivors of each year. Each segment begins by Gaynor citing three trends she survived that year.
* What Dom Cooked For...: The segment has actor Dom DeLuise telling viewers what food he would make for an actor, or some actors, and the name of the food would be based on a film, TV program, etc. from the episode's year.
* That's No Jive Turkey: The segment takes place near the end of an episode and would let a certain celebrity give one last opinion on a topic that was covered in the episode.
* Hey, I'm Not a Brady: Christopher Knight has a rant for each year over how he does not wish to be known as Peter Brady anymore. Each year features Knight drawing a contrast between a member of the show's cast and the character that actor portrayed.
* Guess This Joe: At the conclusion of each episode, there's a small puzzle being put together of a famous person named Joe, with the viewer's job being to "Guess this Joe" before the puzzle is finished and the identity is revealed. Some segments involve a celebrity with a related name, such as "Joey," "José" or "Joseph." The lyrics to the "Guess this Joe" song are: "Guess this Joe, it's a Joe you know, if you don't know this Joe, then it's a Joe you don't know, so if you guess this Joe, it's a Joe you know, guess this Joe, hey, guess this Joe..."
* During the credits of every episode, a performance of a popular song from that decade was played with no commentary. These were usually replaced with a show promo by VH1.

## Topics covered by year
### 1970

* Hawaii Five-O
* AMC Gremlin
* "Spirit in the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum
* Willis Reed and the 1970 NBA Finals
* Adam-12
* Miniskirts
* "Band of Gold" by Freda Payne
* Patton
* Airport
* Three Dog Night
* First floppy disk (previously mentioned in an I Love the '70s segment)
* Jimi Hendrix's music and death
* Woodstock
* American Top 40
* Sly and the Family Stone
* Hippie fashions
* Beneath the Planet of the Apes
Charo TV 1970: Charo's Heroes
Porn or Not Porn 1970: Sex and the Single Vampire (porn), Two Mules for Sister Sara (not porn) and A Man Called Horse (not porn)
Songs to Make Whoopee To: "Didn't I (Blow Your Mind This Time)" by The Delfonics and "Make It with You" by Bread
Then and Now 1970: Michael Nesmith, Michael Jackson and Mike Lookinland
Guitar Gods of 1970: Terry Kath, Duane Allman and Jimi Hendrix
Survivors of 1970: Ali MacGraw, Jane Fonda and Alice Nelson
What Dom Cooked for Hawkeye and Trapper John: Garlic M*A*S*H Potatoes
That's No Jive, Turkey: Rachael Harris on AMC Gremlin
Hey, I'm Not a Brady: Christopher Knight (real) and Peter Brady (fake)
Guess This Joe: Joe Torre

### 1971

* Hollywood Squares
* The French Connection
* Carole King's Tapestry album
* The Rolling Stones' Sticky Fingers album
* Billy Jack
* Sears Toughskins
* View-Master
* The Dick Cavett Show
* Grateful Dead
* K-Tel
* Malibu Barbie
* The Flip Wilson Show
* Jethro Tull
* Supercomb
* "If You Could Read My Mind" by Gordon Lightfoot
* Brian's Song
Charo TV 1971: Charo in the Family
Porn or Not Porn 1971: Shaft (not porn), Bedknobs and Broomsticks (not porn) and Below the Belt (porn)
Songs to Make Whoopee To: "Easy Loving" by Freddie Hart and "Whatcha See Is Whatcha Get" by The Dramatics
Then and Now 1971: Cybill Shepherd, Cat Stevens and Sean Connery
Guitar Gods of 1971: Pete Townshend, Jerry Garcia and Jimmy Page
Survivors of 1971: Rhoda Morgenstern, Sally Struthers and Cher
What Dom Cooked for Alex the Droog: A Clockwork Orange Julius
That's No Jive, Turkey: Modern Humorist on Grateful Dead
Hey, I'm Not a Brady: Barry Williams (real) and Greg Brady (fake)
Guess This Joe: Joe Jackson

### 1972

* Super Fly
* The Paul Lynde Show
* Carly Simon and James Taylor
* 1972 Nixon visit to China/Ling-Ling and Hsing-Hsing
* Pink Flamingos
* Alice Cooper
* Maude
* Nerf footballs
* Miami Dolphins' perfect season
* Goodyear blimp
* Billy Dee Williams
* Gary Glitter
* The Bob Newhart Show
* Richard Pryor
* Bobby Fischer
* Man of La Mancha
Charo TV 1972: Charo Five-O
Porn or Not Porn 1972: Black Mama White Mama (not porn), Flesh of the Lotus (porn) and The Hot Rock (not porn)
Songs to Make Whoopee To: "Get It On (Bang a Gong)" by T. Rex and "(If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Want to Be Right" by Luther Ingram
Then and Now 1972: Sally Struthers & Rob Reiner, Burt Reynolds and David Cassidy
Guitar Gods of 1972: Neil Young, Steve Howe and Mick Ronson
Survivors of 1972: Bette Midler, Shirley Chisholm and Carly Simon
What Dom Cooked for Liza: Liza Minnelli Linguine with a Glass of Cabaret
That's No Jive, Turkey: Tom Papa on The Paul Lynde Show
Hey, I'm Not a Brady: Mike Lookinland (real) and Bobby Brady (fake)
Guess This Joe: G.I. Joe

### 1973

* Match Game
* Jesus Christ Superstar
* Homosexuality no longer considered a mental disorder
* "Half-Breed" by Cher
* Westworld
* "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" by Vicki Lawrence
* Charlie perfume
* Steve McQueen
* "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
* The Streets of San Francisco
* Elvis' Aloha from Hawaii via Satellite concert
* Celebrity Bowling
* Secretariat
* "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple
* Paper Moon
* American Graffiti
Charo TV 1973: The Charo Tyler Moore Show
Porn or Not Porn 1973: Bang the Drum Slowly (not porn), The Last of Sheila (not porn) and Ride a Cocked Horse (porn)
Songs to Make Whoopee To: "Love Train" by The O'Jays and "Little Willy" by The Sweet
Then and Now 1973: Cheech Marin, Cher and Roger Daltrey
Guitar Gods of 1973: David Gilmour, Lynyrd Skynyrd's Allen Collins & Gary Rossington and Ritchie Blackmore
Survivors of 1973: Barbra Streisand, Tatum O'Neal and Jane Seymour
What Dom Cooked for Babs and Robert: The Way We Waffles
That's No Jive, Turkey: Patrice O'Neal on Love Music
Hey, I'm Not a Brady: Robert Reed (real) and Mike Brady (fake)
Guess This Joe: Joe Paterno

### 1974

* The Mary Tyler Moore Show
* The Street Fighter
* Electric Light Orchestra
* String bikini
* Password
* Hank Aaron
* Mikhail Baryshnikov's defection to Canada
* Chico and the Man
* Harlem Globetrotters
* Burt Reynolds
* "Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe" by Barry White
* Bedazzler
* Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
* "Midnight Train to Georgia" by Gladys Knight & the Pips
* Sit n' Spin
* Heimlich maneuver
* Earthquake
Charo TV 1974: Little Charo on the Prairie
Porn or Not Porn 1974: Blazing Zippers (porn), The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (not porn) and Fulfillment (porn)
Songs to Make Whoopee To: "Jungle Boogie" by Kool & the Gang" and "Hooked on a Feeling" by Blue Swede (*B. J. Thomas's original version was actually played)
Then and Now 1974: James Taylor, Melissa Gilbert and Bob Barker
Guitar Gods of 1974: Alex Lifeson, Mick Ralphs and Eric Clapton
Survivors of 1974: Diane Keaton, Half-Pint and Florida Evans
What Dom Cooked for Michael and Fredo: Fettuccini Al-Fredo Corleone
That's No Jive, Turkey: Greg Fitzsimmons on String bikini
Hey, I'm Not a Brady: Susan Olsen (real) and Cindy Brady (fake)
Guess This Joe: Joe DiMaggio

### 1975

* S.W.A.T.
* Dog Day Afternoon
* Skateboard craze
* "The Hustle" by Van McCoy & the Soul City Symphony, and the dance craze
* The Rocky Horror Picture Show
* "Lady Marmalade" by Labelle
* 1975 World Series
* Rollerball
* Disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa
* "Thunder Road" by Bruce Springsteen
* AMC Pacer
* Joe Namath appears in a Beautymist pantyhose commercial
* Shampoo
* Nair
* The Swiss Family Robinson
* "You Are So Beautiful" by Joe Cocker
* The Return of the Pink Panther
Charo TV 1975: The Charo Family Robinson
Porn or Not Porn 1975: Let's Do It Again (not porn), The Shootist (film adaptation actually released in 1976; not porn) and The Analist (porn)
Songs to Make Whoopee To: "Lady Marmalade" by Labelle and "Send In the Clowns" by Judy Collins
Then and Now 1975: Aretha Franklin, Mackenzie Phillips and Ron Palillo
Guitar Gods of 1975: Billy Gibbons, Joe Perry and Jeff Beck
Survivors of 1975: Martina Navratilova, Loretta Lynn and Julie Kotter
What Dom Cooked for Tommy: Keith Moon Pies
That's No Jive, Turkey: Luis Guzmán on S.W.A.T.
Hey, I'm Not a Brady: Robbie Rist (real) and Cousin Oliver (fake)
Guess This Joe: José Feliciano

### 1976

* Network
* Fleetwood Mac
* "Afternoon Delight" by Starland Vocal Band
* In Search of...
* Laser shows
* The Doobie Brothers
* The Omen
* "Disco Duck" by Rick Dees
* Nadia Comăneci
* Thin Lizzy
* Paul McCartney and Wings
* Freaky Friday
* Captain & Tennille
* King Kong (previously mentioned in an I Love the '70s segment)
Charo TV 1976: Welcome Back, Charo
Porn or Not Porn 1976: The Pom Pom Girls (not porn), Mother, Jugs & Speed (not porn) and Kansas City Trucking Co. (porn)
Songs to Make Whoopee To: "Wham Bam" by Silver and "That's the Way (I Like It)" by KC and the Sunshine Band
Then and Now 1976: Jodie Foster, Peter Frampton and Farrah Fawcett
Guitar Gods of 1976: Ace Frehley, Keith Richards and Peter Frampton
Survivors of 1976: Jodie Foster, Farrah Fawcett and the Bionic Woman
What Dom Cooked for Deep Throat: All the President's Meatloaf
That's No Jive, Turkey: Sir Mix-a-Lot on Disco
Hey, I'm Not a Brady: Ann B. Davis (real) and Alice Nelson (fake)
Guess This Joe: Joey Lawrence (represented by a picture of a sperm)

### 1977

* Pumping Iron
* Billy Beer (previously mentioned in an I Love the '70s segment)
* Quincy, M.E.
* Calgon
* The Kentucky Fried Movie
* The Joker's Wild
* Leif Garrett
* Name That Tune
* The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries
* Plato's Retreat
* Ted Nugent
* Oh, God!
* Slap Shot
* Meat Loaf
* Elvis dies
* The Deep and Orca
Charo TV 1977: Charo's Angels
Porn or Not Porn 1977: Fun with Dick and Jane (not porn), Oh, God! (not porn) and Heavy Machinery (porn)
Songs to Make Whoopee To: "Feels Like the First Time" by Foreigner and "Do You Wanna Make Love" by Peter McCann
Then and Now 1977: Leif Garrett, Lt. Theo Kojak and Charo
Guitar Gods of 1977: Mick Jones, Lindsey Buckingham and Ted Nugent
Survivors of 1977: Barbara Walters, Laverne DeFazio and Joyce DeWitt
What Dom Cooked for Mr. Goodbar: Grilled Tony Lo Portobello Mushrooms
That's No Jive, Turkey: Carlos Alazraqui on Billy Beer
Hey, I'm Not a Brady: Eve Plumb (real) and Jan Brady (fake)
Guess This Joe: Joey Ramone

### 1978

* Battlestar Galactica
* Andy Gibb
* Leon Spinks wins Heavyweight Title over Muhammad Ali
* Mr. Whipple
* Dawn of the Dead (Italian release)
* Ginsu (previously mentioned in an I Love the '70s segment)
* Blondie
* Pogo
* Barney Miller
* Cheryl Tiegs
* Billy Joel
* Kristy McNichol
* Ice Castles
* Doctor Who
* Devo
* Merlin
* Heaven Can Wait
* Midnight Express
Charo TV 1978: CHARO in Cincinnati
Porn or Not Porn 1978: The Tender Trap (porn), Goin' South (not porn) and Sweet Folds of Flesh (porn)
Songs to Make Whoopee To: "Kiss You All Over" by Exile and "Sometimes When We Touch" by Dan Hill
Then and Now 1978: Loni Anderson, Robby Benson and Lee Majors
Guitar Gods of 1978: Joe Walsh, Mark Knopfler and Eddie Van Halen
Survivors of 1978: Mindy McConnell, Tina Turner and Marilu Henner
What Dom Cooked for the Bee Gees: Sausage and Pepper's Lonely Hearts Sub
That's No Jive, Turkey: Michael Ian Black on Charmin
Hey, I'm Not a Brady: Maureen McCormick (real) and Marcia Brady (fake)
Guess This Joe: Joe Perry

### 1979

* Rock 'n' Roll High School
* "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels Band
* ESPN (previously mentioned in an I Love the '70s segment)
* The Amityville Horror
* "Rock Lobster" by The B-52's
* Frank Zappa's Joe's Garage album
* Trapper John, M.D.
* Disco Demolition Night
* Tab
* The Rose
* McDonald's Happy Meals
* The White Shadow
* "Is She Really Going Out With Him?" by Joe Jackson
* Hair
Charo TV 1979: Mork & Charo
Porn or Not Porn 1979: Hardcore (not porn), The Black Hole (not porn) and Dracula Sucks (porn)
Songs to Make Whoopee To: "You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate (actually released in 1975) and "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" by Rod Stewart
Then and Now 1979: Nick Nolte, Steve Martin and Janet Jackson
Guitar Gods of 1979: Angus Young, Judas Priest's Glenn Tipton & K. K. Downing and Brian May
Survivors of 1979: Jerry Hall, Florence Johnston and Bo Derek
What Dom Cooked for the Dallas Bulls: The North Dallas Forty Ounce Porterhouse
That's No Jive, Turkey: Greg Fitzsimmons on Disco Demolition Night
Hey, I'm Not a Brady: Florence Henderson (real) and Carol Brady (fake)
Guess This Joe: Joe Cool