# Dave's Old Porn

Dave's Old Porn is a comedy show starring Dave Attell that premiered on Showtime on October 20, 2011. Attell has described the series as "the Mystery Science Theater of porn." Through the show's Twitter account, Attell said Showtime passed on a third season, and that he intended to continue the show in a smaller form through the website.

## Plot

Attell and his co-hosts review pornographic films from the genre's golden age of the 1970s and 1980s. Attell is joined by a fellow comedian to make jokes about a variety of porn clips. Typically, the pair view clips from movies of one particular porn star. Then, near the end of the episode, they are joined by the porn star whose movies they've been viewing over the course of the episode.
All sexual acts such as fellatio, cunnilingus, genitalia and ejaculations are censored, with either an image of a VHS cassette, cartoons, food, a strategically placed image of Attell's face, or the sofa the hosts are using.

## Episodes and guests
### Season 1

| Episode | Air Date | Comedian(s) | Porn Star(s) | Movies | Movie Year | Featured Porn Stars |
| 1 | October 20, 2011 | Whitney Cummings | Ron Jeremy | Tramp Bad Girls Bad Girls II E3: The 'Extra Testicle' Bad Girls IV | 1980 1981 1983 1985 1986 | Pia Snow Ron Jeremy John Leslie Jacqueline Lorains |
| 2 | October 27, 2011 | Chelsea Handler The Sklar Brothers | — | The Pony Girls Teenage Twins Teenage Madam 800 Fantasy Lane That's My Daughter Expose Me Now Rub Down | 1976 1976 1977 1979 1982 1983 1985 | Jamie Gillis Harry Reems Brooke and Taylor Young |
| 3 | November 3, 2011 | — | Belladonna Bobbi Starr Kristina Rose | Pleasure Motel Gina: The Foxy Chick Like Mother, Like Daughter Teenage Madam Lure of the Triangle California Gigolo The Untamed 800 Fantasy Lane Sweet Throat Call Girl Spermbusters | 1973 1974 1974 1977 1978 1979 1979 1979 1980 1982 1985 | Lisa De Leeuw Olinka Beth Anna |
| 4 | November 10, 2011 | Bill Burr | Nina Hartley | The Ultimate Lover The Black Mystique Sorority Pink Sorority Pink 2 | 1986 1986 1989 1989 | Nina Hartley Tracey Adams Amber Lynn Porsche Lynn Eric Edwards Ron Jeremy |
| 5 | November 17, 2011 | Adam Carolla | Georgina Spelvin | The Devil in Miss Jones 3 A.M. Fantasy For Richer for Poorer The Seven Seductions | 1973 1975 1979 1979 1981 | Georgina Spelvin Harry Reems Robert Kerman |
| 6 | November 24, 2011 | Jim Norton | Seka | Flesh of the Lotus Heavenly Desire On White Satin Ultra Flesh Prisoner of Paradise Sweet Alice | 1971 1979 1980 1980 1980 1983 | Seka Paul Thomas John Leslie Luis De Jesus Johnny Keyes John Holmes |
| 7 | December 1, 2011 | Margaret Cho | Paul Thomas | Shiela's Payoff Untamed Deep Rub Fantasy World | 1977 1979 1979 1979 | Paul Thomas Desireé Cousteau Serena Annette Haven Kay Parker |
| 8 | December 8, 2011 | Greg Fitzsimmons | Sharon Kane | Small Town Girls Fantasy World Deep Rub Summer School Fantasy Hot Legs Nasty Girls Sorority Pink 2 | 1979 1977 1977 1977 1977 1977 1983 1989 | Sharon Kane John Holmes Laurien Dominique Paul Thomas Nina Hartley |

### Season 2

| Episode | Air Date | Comedian(s)/Celebrity Co-Host | Porn Star(s) | Movies | Movie Year(s) | Featured Porn Stars |
| 1 | November 8, 2012 | Kathy Griffin | Tom Byron | Private Teacher Tomboy Little Girls Talking Dirty Ginger Does 'Em All Loose Times at Ridley High Private Teacher Spermbusters Suzie Superstar...The Search Continues Naughty Neighbors Taboo American Style #3 | 1983 1984 1985 1988 1989 2001 | Misty Regan Tom Byron Joey Silvera Janey Robbins Victoria Paris Kassi Nova |
| 2 | November 15, 2012 | Joe Rogan | Ginger Lynn | Undressed Rehearsal Modeling Studio Ball Busters Panty Raid The Pink Lagoon: A Sex Romp In Paradise Pretty As You Feel Girls On Fire | 1984 | Ginger Lynn Jerry Butler Raven Lois Ayres John Holmes |
| 3 | November 22, 2012 | Amy Schumer | Robert Kerman | Debbie Does Dallas Pleasure Palace Lorelei | 1978 1979 1984 | Bambi Woods Robert Kerman Serena Herschel Savage Eric Edwards Jamie Gillis |
| 4 | November 29, 2012 | Artie Lange | Vanessa del Rio | Swedish Erotica #29 Little Big Man Jacquette Afternoon Delights Co-Ed Fever The Filthy Rich: A 24 K-Dirty Movie Aphrodesia's Diary | 1976 1980 1981 1984 | Vanessa Del Rio Jessie St. James |
| 5 | December 6, 2012 | Judah Friedlander Rob Zombie | Joanna Angel | Tomatoes Devil's Ecstasy Three Cheers For BJU Born Erect The Bride's Initiation F (And Lots Of It) Water Power | 1970 1974 1976 1980 | John Leslie Marc Brock |
| 6 | December 13, 2012 | Lisa Lampanelli | Herschel Savage Ron Jeremy | The Good Girls of Godiva High The Blonde Expose Me Now Beverly Hills Wives Marina Heat | 1980 1982 1985 | Amber Lynn Tracey Adams Herschel Savage Honey Wilder Gretchen Sweet Richard Pacheco Danielle Martin |
| 7 | December 20, 2012 | Marc Maron | Christy Canyon | Dirty Sharry You Make Me Wet Doctor Desire Sore Throat Swedish Erotica 58 Hypnotic Sensations | 1984 1985 | Christy Canyon Paul Thomas Robin Cannes Don Hart Ron Jeremy Bunny Bleu Ginger Lynn |
| 8 | December 27, 2012 | Andy Dick Adrianne Curry | Sean Michaels Kayden Kross Jesse Jane Asa Akira | The Blowhard Virgin Dreams All The Senator's Girls California Gigolo Frat House Ultra Flesh The Little French Maid Call Girl | 1974 1977 1979 1980 1981 1983 | John Holmes Olinka |