# Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead

Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead is a 2004 American play written by Bert V. Royal.
An "unauthorized continuation," the play reimagines characters from the comic strip Peanuts as degenerate teenagers. Substance abuse, eating disorders, teen violence, rebellion, sexual relations and identity are among the issues covered in this homage at the works of Charles M. Schulz.

## Characters

* CB (Charlie Brown) is the main character in the play. He is intensely saddened over the death of his dog, and is forced to question both his sexuality and his social status when he unwittingly falls for his classmate Beethoven.
* Beethoven (Schroeder) has embraced his life as an outcast prior to events in the play. A bit of a recluse, Beethoven takes solace in playing the piano, but when he and CB become romantically involved, he's subjected a world of unwanted attention
* CB's Sister (Sally) is in the midst of "an eternal identity crisis," often trying on bold and fringe personalities and philosophies, from wiccan to punk to pirate throughout the course of the show. Her unrequited crush on Beethoven leads to her heartbreak when his relationship with her brother is publicly revealed.
* Van (Linus), always the philosopher in childhood, is now a pothead with a worldview to match. He numbs his frequently intellectual and thoughtful mind with marijuana and as a result is often depicted as the least connected and emotionally unaffected throughout the events of the play.
* Matt (Pig-Pen) has become CB's best friend and a self-aggrandizing alpha male whose childhood neglect has left him a compulsive germaphobe, with an increasingly short-fuse. His good looks just barely mask the rampant misogyny, homophobia, and rage that ultimately comes to a boiling point when his close bond with CB is threatened by CB's feelings for Beethoven, the most frequent target of Matt's malice and ridicule.
* Tricia (Peppermint Patty), a party girl, fancies herself the most popular girl in school, but is still attached at the hip to her sidekick Marcy. She is deeply image obsessed. Her own delusions and desperation to perceived as "pretty" and "popular" becomes more and more transparent over the course of the play.
* Marcy (Marcie), Tricia's sidekick. Her role as Tricia's follower is as apparent as ever while the intellect she held in her youth has been seemingly neglected and pushed aside to make room for more important things like boys and mixology. At the start of the play she is pursuing a romantic relationship with CB, but following his public outing with Beethoven, she switches her attention to Matt. Ultimately, destined to end up alone... at Tricia's side.
* Van's Sister (Lucy) is mysteriously and noticeably absent throughout the first half of the play, before it is ultimately revealed has been institutionalized for setting the Little Red-Haired Girl's hair on fire in Biology Class. She was CB's on-again, off-again girlfriend before being taken away and, in the play, serves as his moral confidante and guides him as he attempts to break his status quo.
* Pen Pal does not appear in person, but has a key part in the play. This character additionally alludes to being a representation of God; he/she/it has a clear picture of an afterlife and signs letters with the initials CS (Charles Schulz)
* Frieda is never seen, but referred to numerous times as having an eating disorder; She is depicted as a nemesis to Tricia who hates her and openly comments crass criticism on her weight and beliefs. It is revealed through Van that this animosity is completely one sided as Frieda never talks about Tricia.
* Rerun, Shermy,and Franklin are all mentioned as being guests at Marcy’s party.

## Plot

CB and CB's sister have a funeral for their dog, who recently contracted rabies and was put down after killing "a little yellow bird" and nearly biting CB. The funeral ends in failure as they argue over who should say a prayer for him. After the funeral, CB approaches Van and asks him what happens to humans when they die. He answers that they get reincarnated. When CB asks Matt the same question, Beethoven walks by and Matt calls him a fag.
At lunch, Marcy and Tricia tell their friends about an upcoming party at Marcy's house. Later on, CB goes to Beethoven's practice room to listen to his piano playing, but ends up monologuing over his dead dog. An irritated Beethoven tells CB about how he cannot go through his day without someone bullying him in some sort, including CB himself. CB claims that he never meant any harm, but Beethoven counters that people "messing around" with him is just a front for harassment and violence. CB makes a truce with Beethoven and invites him to the party to re-establish their friendship. They share a kiss.
Beethoven arrives at the party to everyone's surprise. Matt insults Beethoven again, but CB comes to Beethoven's defense and kisses him, this time in front of everyone. After abruptly leaving the party with CB, Beethoven demands an explanation for what happened. CB explains he revealed his feelings not out of obligation to Beethoven, but because he truly wanted to do so. The morning after, Matt, Tricia, and Marcy all wake up together, half-naked and wondering what happened between them the night before. CB goes to visit Van's sister, who was institutionalized for setting the Little Red-Haired Girl's hair on fire. CB tells her the whole story, also revealing to her that he and Beethoven had sex after the party.
A few days later, Matt, Tricia, Marcy, and Van eat lunch together and are all stunned at what happened at the party. Matt vows to make Beethoven pay for "fucking with [his] best friend's head." Meanwhile, CB and Beethoven argue over whether or not they should be in a relationship. CB leaves disappointed but hopeful for the future between them. Matt then enters and threatens Beethoven to stay away from CB. Beethoven refuses, calls him by his old nickname, Pig-Pen, and implies he knows Matt's "secret": that Matt has repressed homosexual feelings for CB. This angers Matt, who slams the piano top over Beethoven's hands, breaking them. During class later on, CB's friends take turns sharing fond memories of Beethoven, who had committed suicide (Matt, meanwhile, was suspended from school for a week). However, knowing they all bullied Beethoven, CB berates them for pretending that they actually cared about him.
CB receives a letter from his pen pal. In the letter, he tells CB that he must keep strong, even in rough times. It also mentions a boy "who plays piano just like [CB's] friend" that moved in near the pen pal, that "he's had a tough life, but things are better for him, now," and that he found a dog who likes to sing along to the piano (like CB's dog did, alluding that Beethoven is now caring for CB's dog in the afterlife). The letter is signed "CS", an allusion to Peanuts creator Charles M. Schulz.

## Intellectual property

Dog Sees God is a parody, and has not been authorized or approved in any manner by the Charles M. Schulz Estate or United Features Syndicate, which have no responsibility for its content.

## Development and Production history

Dog Sees God was first presented as a reading on May 3, 2004, at the Barrow Street Theatre. It was directed by Anthony Barrile and produced by Sorrel Tomlinson. The cast was as follows:
* Alexander Chaplin as CB
* Karen DiConcetto as CB's Sister
* Daniel Franzese as Van
* Marcus Chait as Matt
* Daniel Letterle as Beethoven
* Mary Catherine Garrison as Tricia
* Melissa Picarello as Marcy
* Jennifer Esposito as Van's Sister
Dog Sees God had its world premiere at the 2004 New York International Fringe Festival. It was presented at the SoHo Playhouse. It was directed by Susan W. Lovell and produced by Sorrel Tomilinson/File 14 Productions. The cast was as follows:
* Michael Gladis as CB
* Karen DiConcetto as CB's Sister
* Tate Ellington as Van
* Jay Sullivan as Matt
* Benjamin Schrader as Beethoven
* Bridget Barkan as Tricia
* Stelianie Tekmitchov as Marcy
* Melissa Picarello as Van's Sister
* Understudies: Clay Black, Andrew Fleischer
The production was extended for two weeks and Daniel Franzese assumed the role of Van.
Dog Sees God had another reading on May 9, 2005, at the Westside Theater. It was directed by Trip Cullman and produced by DeDe Harris and Sorrel Tomlinson. The cast was as follows:
* Patrick Fugit as CB
* Alison Pill as CB's Sister
* John Gallagher Jr. as Van
* Mark Webber as Matt
* Logan Marshall Green as Beethoven
* Michelle Trachtenberg as Tricia
* Anna Paquin as Marcy
* Carly Jibson as Van's Sister
Dog Sees God received its off-Broadway premiere by Martian Entertainment and Dede Harris at the Century Center for the Performing Arts, opening on December 15, 2005. Presented by Bert V. Royal, the play was directed by the Trip Cullman; the set design was by David Korins; the costume design was by Jenny Mannis; the lighting design was by Brian MacDevitt; the sound design was by Darron L. West; The fight direction was by Rick Sordelet; the general manager was Roy Gabay; the production stage manager was Lori Ann Zepp; the assistant stage manager was Tammy Scozzafava; and the production manager was Randall Etheredge.
The cast was as follows.
* Eddie Kaye Thomas as CB
* America Ferrera as CB's Sister
* Logan Marshall-Green as Beethoven
* Ian Somerhalder as Matt
* Keith Nobbs as Van
* Kelli Garner as Tricia
* Ari Graynor as Marcy
* Eliza Dushku as Van's Sister
When Dushku (of Buffy the Vampire Slayer fame) quit in February 2006 along with several other members of the cast, attempts were made to tie their leaving to a lawsuit between the producers. Charges of abuse against one of the producers were later dismissed as "plainly devoid of merit and undertaken as a vindictive campaign to harass".
The Los Angeles premiere of the play was presented by the Havok Theatre Company and ran from June 7 - July 20, 2008 at the Hudson Backstage Theatre. It was directed by Nick DeGruccio.
The Los Angeles cast was as follows.
* Joseph Porter as CB
* Andrea Bowen as CB's Sister
* Erin Dinsmore as Van
* Wyatt Fenner as Beethoven
* Christine Lakin as Tricia
* Lauren Robyne as Marcy
* Nick Ballard as Matt
* Megan McNulty as Van's Sister
Christine Lakin won an LA Weekly Theatre Award for Best Female Comedy Performance.
The U.K. premiere production took place at the Taurus Bar on Manchester's famous Canal Street in March 2008, thanks to author Bert V Royal helping them secure the UK rights, which at that time did not exist (after this production the U.K. rights were set up). The show was a sell out and quickly transferred to the larger venue The Lowry in January 2009. The production gained rave reviews and now looks set to move in to return in 2012. The play was produced by Award Nominated Vertigo Theatre Productions and directed by Craig Hepworth.
The U.K. cast was as follows:
* Rick Carter as CB
* Craig Hepworth as Beethoven
* Abby Simmons as CB's Sister
* Greg Kelly as Matt
* Emma Salt as Marcy
* Adele Stanhope as Tricia
* Stuart Reeve as Van
* Emma Willcox as Van's Sister
For The Lowry production, Greg Kelly and Abby Simmons were replaced with Mike Gates and Louise Allen due to scheduling conflicts.
The Canadian premiere production took place at Six Degrees in Toronto, Ontario, in March 2009, produced by Michael Rubinoff and Lindsay Rosen. The show was directed by Lezlie Wade, with set and costume design by Jessica Poirier-Chang and lighting by Renee Brode. The Toronto Star gave it a 3+1⁄2-out-of-4-stars review, saying ''What seems to be a comedic deconstruction of the famous Peanuts cartoon characters turns out to be one of the most interesting and moving plays I've seen this year, with some absolutely stunning performances. Director Lezlie Wade manages the transition skilfully and, by the end, there were totally unexpected tears rolling down my face."
The Canadian cast was as follows:
* Jake Epstein as "CB"
* Ben Lewis as "Beethoven"
* Mike Lobel as "Matt"
* Adamo Ruggiero as "Van"
* Tatiana Maslany as "CB's Sis"
* Sibohan Murphy as "Tricia"
* Alex Saslove as "Marcy"
* Paula Brancati as "Van's Sister"
* Lindsay Clark was a female swing
A 20th-anniversary production was presented by Second Wind Entertainment in June 2024 at The Hudson MainStage Theatre in Los Angeles. The production featured an updated script from Royal, and was directed by Ryan Warren.
The 20th Anniversary cast was as follows:
* Marcus Wells as CB
* Anthony Turpel as Van
* Colin McCalla as Matt
* Mateo Gonzales as Beethoven
* Ellee Jo Trowbridge as CB’s Sister
* Isabella Coben as Tricia
* Addyson Bell as Marcy
* Natalie Bourgeois as Van’s Sister

## Awards

In 2004, it was one of the breakout hits at the New York International Fringe Festival, winning the Excellence Award for Best Overall Production, as well as Theatermania's Play Award of 2004, the GLAAD Media Award for Best Off-Off-Broadway production, Broadway.com's 2006 Audience Award for Favorite Off-Broadway Production and the 2006 HX Award for Best Play.

## Sequel

On July 24, 2014, it was announced on the official Facebook page that a sequel to the play was in the works. This sequel focuses on Matt, and will be titled The Gospel According to Matt: Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag.