# List of Squidbillies episodes

Squidbillies is an American adult animated sitcom created by Jim Fortier and Dave Willis for Cartoon Network's late night programming block, Adult Swim. An unofficial pilot for the series aired on April 1, 2005. The series later made its official debut on October 16, 2005 and ended on December 12, 2021, with a total of 132 episodes over the course of 13 seasons.
The series is about the Cuyler family, an impoverished family of anthropomorphic hillbilly mud squids living in the Georgia region of the Blue Ridge Mountains. The series revolves around the exploits of an alcoholic father (Early), who is often abusive in a comedic way towards his family. His teenage son, Rusty, is desperate for his approval; his mother and grandmother, known in the show as Granny, is often the center of his aggression; and Lil, Early's sister, is mostly unconscious in a pool of her own vomit.

## Series overview

Series overview :
| Season | Episodes | Episodes | Originally released | Originally released |
| Season | Episodes | Episodes | First released | Last released |
| 1 | 6 | 6 | October 16, 2005 (2005-10-16) | November 20, 2005 (2005-11-20) |
| 2 | 14 | 14 | September 17, 2006 (2006-09-17) | December 24, 2006 (2006-12-24) |
| 3 | 20 | 20 | January 20, 2008 (2008-01-20) | June 8, 2008 (2008-06-08) |
| 4 | 10 | 10 | May 17, 2009 (2009-05-17) | July 19, 2009 (2009-07-19) |
| 5 | 10 | 10 | May 16, 2010 (2010-05-16) | July 18, 2010 (2010-07-18) |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | September 11, 2011 (2011-09-11) | November 13, 2011 (2011-11-13) |
| 7 | 6 | 6 | July 22, 2012 (2012-07-22) | August 26, 2012 (2012-08-26) |
| 8 | 9 | 9 | August 11, 2013 (2013-08-11) | October 13, 2013 (2013-10-13) |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | September 21, 2014 (2014-09-21) | November 30, 2014 (2014-11-30) |
| 10 | 9 | 9 | July 10, 2016 (2016-07-10) | November 20, 2016 (2016-11-20) |
| 11 | 10 | 10 | October 15, 2017 (2017-10-15) | December 17, 2017 (2017-12-17) |
| 12 | 9 | 9 | August 11, 2019 (2019-08-11) | September 15, 2019 (2019-09-15) |
| 13 | 9 | 9 | November 7, 2021 (2021-11-07) | December 12, 2021 (2021-12-12) |

## Episodes
### Season 1 (2005)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Original release date | Prod. code |
| 1 | 1 | "This Show is Called Squidbillies" | October 16, 2005 (2005-10-16) | 101 |
| The back story for the series, focusing on Rusty's conception and childhood leading to his reunion with his father, Early. Guest appearances: Christian Danley and Lane Grayson |||||
| 2 | 2 | "Take This Job and Love It" | October 23, 2005 (2005-10-23) | 102 |
| Early is fired from his job selling mattresses and must find new employment to avoid violating his parole. In the end he is hired as CEO of Dan Halen Sheetrock International, who, as Dan Halen describes, is responsible for any lawsuits that may, and in fact are, being pressed against the company. Theme song performer: Billy Joe Shaver |||||
| 3 | 3 | "School Days, Fool Days" | October 30, 2005 (2005-10-30) | 103 |
| The Sheriff informs Early that Rusty must be given an education, so Early decides to home-school him. |||||
| 4 | 4 | "Chalky Trouble" | November 6, 2005 (2005-11-06) | 104 |
| An anti-white people rally leads to the revelation that Rusty's mom is white. |||||
| 5 | 5 | "Family Trouble" | November 13, 2005 (2005-11-13) | 105 |
| Rusty is reunited with his mother, Krystal, leading to questions and testing regarding his paternity. |||||
| 6 | 6 | "Office Politics Trouble" | November 20, 2005 (2005-11-20) | 106 |
| Dan Halen Industries begins mass-producing Early's home made alcohol under the brand name "Glug". |||||

### Season 2 (2006)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Original release date | Prod. code |
| 7 | 1 | "Government Brain Voodoo Trouble" | September 17, 2006 (2006-09-17) | 201 |
| The Sheriff and Early visit a therapist together and resolve none of their issues. Guest appearance: Jonathan Katz as "The Rapist" (uncredited) |||||
| 8 | 2 | "Butt Trouble" | September 24, 2006 (2006-09-24) | 202 |
| Rusty begins laying eggs, to Early's dismay. |||||
| 9 | 3 | "Double Truckin' the Tricky Two" | October 1, 2006 (2006-10-01) | 203 |
| When the state investigates Dan Halen's blatantly rigged lottery, Halen rigs the next drawing so someone else (Early) wins, only to reveal the gruesome nature of the prize. |||||
| 10 | 4 | "Swayze Crazy" | October 8, 2006 (2006-10-08) | 204 |
| A man claiming to be Patrick Swayze comes to town. |||||
| 11 | 5 | "Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble" | October 15, 2006 (2006-10-15) | 205 |
| Early wears his "party hat" to church, upsetting the Pastor and God. An accident causes him to become a Fundamentalist Christian. Guest appearance: Fred Armisen as Squid Jesus. |||||
| 12 | 6 | "Meth O.D. to My Madness" | October 22, 2006 (2006-10-22) | 206 |
| Early buys land and tries to make money on it, including drafting Lil into cooking meth. |||||
| 13 | 7 | "The Tiniest Princess" | October 29, 2006 (2006-10-29) | 207 |
| On Halloween night the family confronts the local monsters. Guest appearance: Jon Wurster as Skyler. |||||
| 14 | 8 | "Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust" | November 5, 2006 (2006-11-05) | 208 |
| Granny is hospitalized, in need of an operation the family can't afford. |||||
| 15 | 9 | "Bubba Trubba" | November 12, 2006 (2006-11-12) | 209 |
| Comedian Plumber Bubba (a parody of Larry the Cable Guy) does a show in town. Guest appearance: Gregory Alan Williams |||||
| 16 | 10 | "Burned and Reburned Again" | November 19, 2006 (2006-11-19) | 210 |
| Early and Krystal reconcile, but it doesn't go well. Guest appearance: Don Barnes, Danny Chauncey, and Larry Junstrom of the 38 Special as themselves. |||||
| 17 | 11 | "Terminus Trouble" | November 26, 2006 (2006-11-26) | 211 |
| Early, Rusty, and the Sheriff tour Atlanta, where Early is arrested. Guest appearances: Mike Schatz as the consoler & Ned Hastings as the judge. |||||
| 18 | 12 | "Survival of the Dumbest" | December 10, 2006 (2006-12-10) | 212 |
| Another squid causes Rusty to question the nature of life. Guest appearance: Patton Oswalt as the giant one-eyed squid & Stephen Hawking (uncredited) (heard). |||||
| 19 | 13 | "A Sober Sunday" | December 17, 2006 (2006-12-17) | 213 |
| Dan Halen introduces Proposition 421 to overturn the laws barring liquor sales on Sundays. |||||
| 20 | 14 | "Rebel with a Claus" | December 24, 2006 (2006-12-24) | 214 |
| On Christmas night Early captures and ransoms Santa Claus. Note: This is the last episode to be in 4:3. |||||

### Season 3 (2008)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Original release date | Prod. code |
| 21 | 1 | "Webnecks" | January 20, 2008 (2008-01-20) | 301 |
| Rusty's knack for computers leads to a robotic revolution in Dougal County. Note: This is the first episode produced in 16:9 High Definition. |||||
| 22 | 2 | "Beast Implants" | January 27, 2008 (2008-01-27) | 302 |
| After Granny's skin is burnt off, she has her body parts replaced with different animals, which causes her to act like them. |||||
| 23 | 3 | "Tween Steam" | February 3, 2008 (2008-02-03) | 303 |
| Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles for a sting operation/reality TV show, making him a celebrity—until he begins puberty. |||||
| 24 | 4 | "Wing Nut" | February 10, 2008 (2008-02-10) | 304 |
| Dan Halen Industries genetically engineers a chicken entirely made of wings. |||||
| 25 | 5 | "Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is 'Wisdom, Justice and Moderation'" | February 17, 2008 (2008-02-17) | 305 |
| Rusty sells his soul to the devil in exchange for guitar skills. To preserve his ego, Early does the same. Guest appearance: Brendon Small as the Devil. |||||
| 26 | 6 | "Earth Worst" | February 24, 2008 (2008-02-24) | 306 |
| After Early sells some of the land for commercial use, the family has a run-in with a group of hippies. Guest appearance: Fred Armisen, Rachel Dratch, and Jon Wurster as a group of hippies. |||||
| 27 | 7 | "The Good One" | March 2, 2008 (2008-03-02) | 307 |
| Lil gives birth to a large number of children, which Early attempts to euthanize until he becomes attached to one of them. |||||
| 28 | 8 | "Sharif" | March 9, 2008 (2008-03-09) | 308 |
| Having an attractive and youthful odor comes at a heavy price. |||||
| 29 | 9 | "Condition: Demolition!" | March 16, 2008 (2008-03-16) | 309 |
| After accompanying his father to "Make Your Child Do Work Day", Rusty enters a demolition derby. Guest appearance: Eric "Butterbean" Esch as himself. |||||
| 30 | 10 | "The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma" | March 23, 2008 (2008-03-23) | 310 |
| A documentary on "ignorant land squids"—the Cuylers—is filmed in Dougal County. Guest appearance: David Jackson |||||
| 31 | 11 | "The Unbearable Heatness of Fire" | April 6, 2008 (2008-04-06) | 311 |
| The Sheriff investigates the cause of a fire that claims the Cuyler home. |||||
| 32 | 12 | "Tuscaloosa Dumpling" | April 13, 2008 (2008-04-13) | 312 |
| Rusty is put through a number of trials to prove his maturity. |||||
| 33 | 13 | "Armageddon It On!" | April 20, 2008 (2008-04-20) | 313 |
| The Rapture occurs and various Dougal County residents ascend to Heaven, while others do not. Guest appearances: Riley Martin as the Horseman of Pestilence (one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse) and Larry Munson as voice of God. Unknown Hinson drawn as himself can be seen ascending as the rapture begins. |||||
| 34 | 14 | "Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen" | April 27, 2008 (2008-04-27) | 314 |
| A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen. |||||
| 35 | 15 | "Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby" | May 4, 2008 (2008-05-04) | 315 |
| Early, Rusty, and the Sheriff hunt Georgia's rarest bird. |||||
| 36 | 16 | "An Officer and a Dental Dam" | May 11, 2008 (2008-05-11) | 316 |
| After Granny takes ill, Early has her personal effects appraised on a public television program and discovers a long forgotten affair with General Robert E. Lee. |||||
| 37 | 17 | "The Okaleechee Dam Jam" | May 18, 2008 (2008-05-18) | 317 |
| When Dougal County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs. Guest appearance: David Allan Coe as himself (uncredited) |||||
| 38 | 18 | "Pile M for Murder" | May 25, 2008 (2008-05-25) | 318 |
| Dan Halen grows a tail and horn and hears a voice, prompting him to have "Mount Murder" built. Meanwhile, The Cuylers have accidentally given away instead of sold their mud, leaving them no money for gas to go muddin'. Guest appearance: Riley Martin as Dan Halen's conscience |||||
| 39 | 19 | "Mud Days and Cornfused" | June 1, 2008 (2008-06-01) | 319 |
| Dougal county celebrates Mud Days, during which Dan Halen presents the community with a corn maze. Guest appearance: Vernon Chatman as Shuckey the Corn Mascot. |||||
| 40 | 20 | "Krystal, Light" | June 8, 2008 (2008-06-08) | 320 |
| Krystal wins the lottery and has an "esophageal bypass" to lose weight. Both Dan Halen and Early find themselves attracted to her. |||||

### Season 4 (2009)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Original release date | Prod. code |
| 41 | 1 | "Lerm" | May 17, 2009 (2009-05-17) | 401 |
| A UFO driven by a malicious alien crashes into the Cuyler house, forging a strange friendship between Early and the alien Lerm. Guest appearance: Soilent Green provide the theme song. |||||
| 42 | 2 | "The Liar, the Bitch, and the BoardRube" | May 24, 2009 (2009-05-24) | 402 |
| Early tries to prevent Rusty from learning how to read. Note: The title is a reference to the 1950 novel, The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. |||||
| 43 | 3 | "The Final Solution" | May 31, 2009 (2009-05-31) | 403 |
| Early heads a campaign against illegal Mexican immigrants, but the loss of cheap labor draws minimal support from the community. |||||
| 44 | 4 | "Anabolic-holic" | June 7, 2009 (2009-06-07) | 404 |
| When Rusty is forced into a fight with a wrestler, Early loads him up with steroids. Guest appearances: Mick Foley as Thunder Clap (uncredited), George Lowe as wrestling-promo voice, and Brendon Small. |||||
| 45 | 5 | "Confessions of a Gangrenous Mind" | June 14, 2009 (2009-06-14) | 405 |
| Rusty asks Granny about his grandfather, resulting in a tale about her days as a slave. Note: The title is a reference to the 2002 film, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Guest appearance: Stan Robak as Pompidov |||||
| 46 | 6 | "The Big Gay Throwdown" | June 21, 2009 (2009-06-21) | 406 |
| The Sheriff goes deep undercover at a homosexual gathering to bring down the biggest gay in town. |||||
| 47 | 7 | "Atone Deaf" | June 28, 2009 (2009-06-28) | 407 |
| The Sheriff tries to help Early overcome his anger issues. |||||
| 48 | 8 | "God’s Bro" | July 5, 2009 (2009-07-05) | 408 |
| When Dan Halen uses a black hole to dispose of a hooker's body, God's bad-boy brother emerges from it. Guest appearances: Mike Schatz as the scientist, A. Smith Harrison as Dr. Horny and a narrator. |||||
| 49 | 9 | "Reunited, And It Feels No Good" | July 19, 2009 (2009-07-19) | 409 |
| A family reunion incites a visit from Durwood, Early's city-living younger brother. Guest appearance: Dan Triandiflou as Rusty's dad |||||
| 50 | 10 | "Not Without My Cash Cow!" | July 19, 2009 (2009-07-19) | 410 |
| Rusty is abducted by his uncle and taken to the city, only to discover his new family is hardly more functional than his old one. Meanwhile, Early gets caught up in the media attention from Rusty's disappearance. Guest appearance: Dan Triandiflou as Rusty's dad |||||

### Season 5 (2010)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Original release date | Prod. code |
| 51 | 1 | "The Need for Weed" | May 16, 2010 (2010-05-16) | 501 |
| The discovery of Lil's secret marijuana operation brings jamband Widespread Panic to Dougal County. Guest appearances: Widespread Panic as themselves, Brendon Small as CIA agent |||||
| 52 | 2 | "The Many Loves of Early Cuyler" | May 23, 2010 (2010-05-23) | 502 |
| Early starts his own cult and marries a bunch of women in a "Jim Jones" like manner. Guest appearance: Mamie White (Jesco White's real-life sister) as Krystal's cousin. |||||
| 53 | 3 | "Dead Squid Walking" | May 30, 2010 (2010-05-30) | 503 |
| Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison. Guest appearances: Jesco White as Ga-Ga-Pee-Pap Cuyler and George Lowe as wrestling promo voice. |||||
| 54 | 4 | "Young, Dumb, and Full of Gums" | June 6, 2010 (2010-06-06) | 504 |
| Dan Halen tells everyone in Dougal County that Obama is putting fluoride and other mind-bending drugs in the water supply to sterilize the town. |||||
| 55 | 5 | "Holodeck Redneck" | June 13, 2010 (2010-06-13) | 505 |
| Advances in holodeck technology allow Early to visit Florida. Guest appearances: Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (uncredited). |||||
| 56 | 6 | "Frivolacious Squidigation?" | June 20, 2010 (2010-06-20) | 506 |
| Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair. |||||
| 57 | 7 | "Fatal Distraction" | June 27, 2010 (2010-06-27) | 507 |
| Early's GPS unit develops a bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Guest appearances: Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself, Tim "Action Plan" Andrews as homicidal GPS. |||||
| 58 | 8 | "Clowny Freaks" | July 4, 2010 (2010-07-04) | 508 |
| Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early. Guest appearances: Andrew Montesi as Festival of the Clowny Freak commercial voice-over, Todd Snider as lobster freak, Larry Wachs as birthday clown Note: The rap group in this episode is a reference to the Insane Clown Posse. |||||
| 59 | 9 | "Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine" | July 11, 2010 (2010-07-11) | 509 |
| Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, while Early tries to profit from Rusty's talent. Guest appearances: Chad Ochocinco as himself, Phil Hendrie, Will Forte (uncredited) as Tim Treebow. |||||
| 60 | 10 | "America: Why I Love Her" | July 18, 2010 (2010-07-18) | 510 |
| A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the United States of America, while defending Dougal County against al-Qaeda's plot to invade Alabama. Note: This is the first half-hour episode. |||||

### Season 6 (2011)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Original release date | Prod. code |
| 61 | 1 | "Asbestos I Can" | September 11, 2011 (2011-09-11) | 603 |
| Early's addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wishes granted. Guest appearances: T-Pain, Kevin Gillespie, and Brendon Small Theme song performer: Billy Joe Shaver |||||
| 62 | 2 | "Class of '86" | September 18, 2011 (2011-09-18) | 604 |
| The 25-year high school reunion rolls around. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped out in second grade), while the Sheriff begins to have flashbacks to Dan Halen's bullying. |||||
| 63 | 3 | "Velvet Messiah" | September 25, 2011 (2011-09-25) | 602 |
| Early steals Granny's picture of Jesus and exploits the townspeople by hiding behind the picture and making demands. Guest appearance: Tim "Action Plan" Andrews Theme song performers: Trampled by Turtles |||||
| 64 | 4 | "The Big E" | October 2, 2011 (2011-10-02) | 605 |
| Early attacks and nearly kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcer's job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing. The end of the episode has a tribute to the late George Jones who sang the theme for this episode. Guest appearances: Dave Stone and Jeff B. Davis Theme song performer: George Jones |||||
| 65 | 5 | "Keeping It in the Family Way" | October 9, 2011 (2011-10-09) | 606 |
| Rusty finds a girlfriend and has sex for the first time. Early, infatuated with Rusty's girlfriend, becomes upset to and tries to break them up. Rusty later finds out that he is going to be a father and comes looking for her only to find that she has run away to be with her mother. He finds her and discovers that they are cousins. Guest appearance: Elizabeth Cook Theme song performer: Elizabeth Cook |||||
| 66 | 6 | "Snow Daddy" | October 16, 2011 (2011-10-16) | 601 |
| Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills. Guest appearances: The Mighty Ohba, Ryuu Sato, and George Robinson Theme song performers: Western Crooners |||||
| 67 | 7 | "Ballmart" | October 23, 2011 (2011-10-23) | 607 |
| Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store. Theme song performers: Band of Horses |||||
| 68 | 8 | "The Pharaoh's Wad" | October 30, 2011 (2011-10-30) | 608 |
| Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine. Guest appearance: Riley Martin Theme song performers: Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit |||||
| 69 | 9 | "Return of Gaga Pee Pap" | November 6, 2011 (2011-11-06) | 609 |
| A terminally ill Ga-Ga-Pee-Pap returns to make peace with his family before death, and also to "get them again" one more time. Theme song performers: The Jayhawks Guest appearance: Jesco White |||||
| 70 | 10 | "Trucked Up!" | November 13, 2011 (2011-11-13) | 610 |
| After being challenged on his knowledge of trucking by Rusty, Early recounts his time as The Scrambler, a rebel trucker who took on trucking runs that "couldn't be done". They really couldn't: Dan Halen hired him to drive toxic waste from Dougal County to Paris, thereby dumping it into the Atlantic Ocean. Guest appearances: Riley Martin and Billy Joe Shaver Theme song performer: T-Pain |||||

### Season 7 (2012)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Original release date | Prod. code | US viewers (millions) |
| 71 | 1 | "Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D" | July 22, 2012 (2012-07-22) | 702 | 1.199 |
| Months after the events of Keeping It in the Family Way, Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the child he is about to have with Tammi. Guest appearance: Brendon Small Theme song performer: Elizabeth Cook ||||||
| 72 | 2 | "Beware the Butt-Cutter" | July 29, 2012 (2012-07-29) | 701 | 1.140 |
| When a serial killer is on the loose, Sheriff turns to the town’s stupidest citizen for help. Theme song performer: Yelawolf ||||||
| 73 | 3 | "Squidbilly Manfishing" | August 5, 2012 (2012-08-05) | 704 | 1.157 |
| Early gets plastic surgery to improve his self-esteem. Guest appearance: Bill Mondy Theme song performers: Lambchop ||||||
| 74 | 4 | "Green and Sober" | August 12, 2012 (2012-08-12) | 703 | 1.081 |
| Lil gets sober and moves out. Guest appearances: Paleface, Grey Revell, and Ellis Walden Theme song performers: Alabama Shakes ||||||
| 75 | 5 | "The Legend of Kid Squid" | August 19, 2012 (2012-08-19) | 705 | 1.010 |
| When Rusty takes the fall for Early’s crimes, Early becomes jealous of the attention that Rusty receives. Early then commits a crime that enrages the entire county. Guest appearance: Dave Stone Theme song performers: Gillian Welch and David Rawlings ||||||
| 76 | 6 | "From Russia with Stud" | August 26, 2012 (2012-08-26) | 706 | 1.132 |
| The sheriff gets a Russian mail-order bride, who promptly abandons him for a much more attractive man. Guest appearance: Billie Reaves Theme song performers: In Search of Sight ||||||

### Season 8 (2013)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Original release date | Prod. code | US viewers (millions) |
| 77 | 1 | "Granite Caverns" | August 11, 2013 (2013-08-11) | 801 | 1.226 |
| Dan Halen's most recent business venture takes off when he advertises Rusty's chalk art as cave drawings created by ancient aliens. Guest appearances: Bradford Cox and Jared Swilley as themselves Theme song performers: Black Lips ||||||
| 78 | 2 | "Ga-Ga-Ghost" | August 18, 2013 (2013-08-18) | 802 | 1.142 |
| The ghost of Ga-Ga-Pee-Pap returns to bond with Early. Guest appearance: Jesco White as the ghost of Ga-Ga-Pee-Pap Cuyler Theme song performers: Lynyrd Skynyrd ||||||
| 79 | 3 | "The Inkubator Lives!" | August 25, 2013 (2013-08-25) | 803 | 1.269 |
| Rusty moonlights as a crime fighter ignoring Tammi and his son. Guest appearance: Dave Stone ||||||
| 80 | 4 | "Drone to the Bone" | September 8, 2013 (2013-09-08) | 804 | 1.196 |
| Rusty gets a job piloting drones only to have Early face off against them. Theme song performer: Unknown Hinson ||||||
| 81 | 5 | "A Jailhouse Divided" | September 15, 2013 (2013-09-15) | 805 | 1.360 |
| Denny challenges Sheriff for his job. ||||||
| 82 | 6 | "Stop, Jammer Time" | September 22, 2013 (2013-09-22) | 806 | 0.863 |
| A new judge sets out to punish lawbreakers. Guest appearances: Lavell Crawford as Judge Jammer, Ellis Walden as Judge Douglas Peppers Theme song performers: Shovels & Rope ||||||
| 83 | 7 | "Thou Shale Not Drill" | September 29, 2013 (2013-09-29) | 807 | 1.004 |
| The squids have a nuanced and well thought out debate on the controversial practice of fracture mining. Note: This is the second half-hour episode. Guest appearances: Ralphie May (credited under "Sweet Dick May") as P-Nut, Ellis Walden as fracturing boss Theme song performers: Blackberry Smoke ||||||
| 84 | 8 | "The Squid Stays in the Picture" | October 6, 2013 (2013-10-06) | 808 | 0.946 |
| Early sells out to liberal Hollywood. Theme song performers: Max Q ||||||
| 85 | 9 | "Gun of a Son" | October 13, 2013 (2013-10-13) | 809 | 1.134 |
| Early accidentally shoots Rusty while drunk. Guest appearances: Dave Hill and Joe Randazzo Theme song performers: Chuck Leavell and Francine Reed ||||||

### Season 9 (2014)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Original release date | Prod. code | US viewers (millions) |
| 86 | 1 | "Hetero-cephalo Agenda" | September 21, 2014 (2014-09-21) | 901 | 1.244 |
| Early protests gay marriage, marrying a paint can and ultimately an Appalachian black bear in the process. Theme song performer: Neko Case ||||||
| 87 | 2 | "Limbitless" | September 28, 2014 (2014-09-28) | 902 | 1.395 |
| Early discovers to his delight that he can scam Dan Halen for money by injuring himself on the job. Theme song performer: Dwight Yoakam ||||||
| 88 | 3 | "Taint Misbehavin'" | October 5, 2014 (2014-10-05) | 903 | 1.207 |
| Dan Halen is diagnosed with taint cancer which ultimately leads to adopting/converting Kemetism as his religion and building a pyramid. Guest appearances: Isaac Hayes III and Brendon Small Theme song performer: Todd Rundgren ||||||
| 89 | 4 | "Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water" | October 12, 2014 (2014-10-12) | 904 | 1.412 |
| Rusty questions his son's paternity, while Tammi dates Denny. Theme song performers: King Khan and the Shrines ||||||
| 90 | 5 | "Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!" | October 19, 2014 (2014-10-19) | 905 | N/A |
| Early builds a doomsday bunker and decides to bring down society to avoid paying for it. Theme song performers: Centro-Matic ||||||
| 91 | 6 | "A Walk to Dignity" | November 2, 2014 (2014-11-02) | 906 | 1.077 |
| Sheriff's father breaks the law to deconstruct social barriers. Guest appearance: Jesco White Theme song performers: Let's Active ||||||
| 92 | 7 | "Granny Hotfoot" | November 9, 2014 (2014-11-09) | 907 | 1.025 |
| After getting caught trying to steal apples, the Cuylers are forced into pig races. Theme song performers: The Milk Carton Kids ||||||
| 93 | 8 | "Sheriff-in-law" | November 16, 2014 (2014-11-16) | 908 | 1.128 |
| Early marries the Sheriff's invalid mother. Guest appearance: Ned Hastings Theme song performer: Jan Hammer ||||||
| 94 | 9 | "Hybrid to Hell" | November 23, 2014 (2014-11-23) | 909 | 0.846 |
| Early protests hybrid power by rolling coal in his truck-boat-truck. When it runs out of fuel, Rusty and the Sheriff take his truck to a used car dealer (hoping to get rid of it) and use the money to buy Early an electric car. Theme song performer: William Shatner ||||||
| 95 | 10 | "Jose, Can You? Si!" | November 30, 2014 (2014-11-30) | 910 | 0.989 |
| Early faces deportation... right after yelling at Hispanics to leave the USA. The Sheriff asks Early for a birth certificate and social security number but his mother (Granny) can't give him one because she gave birth to him in international waters while she was prostituting herself at Navy ships. Early is deported and returns to marry his mother in an attempt to regain citizenship. At the wedding and the end of the episode, one of the Hispanic men from the beginning tell the Sheriff that the marriage was unnecessary, because his mother is a citizen and therefore so is Early. Guest appearances: Todd Barry and Anthony "Citric" Campos Theme song performers: Pueblo Café ||||||

### Season 10 (2016)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Original release date | Prod. code | US viewers (millions) |
| 96 | 1 | "Lipstick on a Squid" | July 10, 2016 (2016-07-10) | 1001 | 1.167 |
| The Cuylers donate their bodies to science while they can still make money from them. Guest appearances: Amber Nash as Prosperity and Tara Ochs. Theme song performer: Father John Misty ||||||
| 97 | 2 | "Southern Pride and Prejudice" | July 17, 2016 (2016-07-17) | 1002 | 1.245 |
| Early gets stuck in a symbol of his own oppression. Dan Halen bans the sale and display of the Confederate flag, angering the Cuyler family. Early joins EBISSE, the Esteemed Brotherhood of the Institute of Southern Self Esteem. Rusty discovers that squids were slaves in the old days in the South and tells Early. His father resists the truth at first, but eventually removes his Confederate flag tattoo on his face, telling the tattoo artist that it's racist. Note: This is one of the only 2 episodes banned from reruns and HBO Max, With the other one being “Blue Lives Battered”. Theme song performer: Kurt Vile ||||||
| 98 | 3 | "Trackwood Race-ist" | July 24, 2016 (2016-07-24) | 1003 | 1.277 |
| Early battles his grandson, Randy, in a Woody scout pine car derby. Early makes a truck-boat-truck car and Rusty makes a plain wooden car with sap clogging the wheels. Early beats Rusty during practice. Later that night, Rusty makes modifications to the car (which is against the rules). The next day, Rusty wins against half of the racers while Early beats the other half. The two Cuylers face off but Rusty wins when Early's cheating attempt fails. Despite winning by speed, Early wins by rule because a hot dog piece that he told Granny to shoot hits his truck-boat-truck by accident. In the end, everyone gets a trophy and a pizza and Early storms out saying "Goshdam millennials!" Guest appearance: Dave Hill Theme song performer: The B-52's ||||||
| 99 | 4 | "The Peep" | July 31, 2016 (2016-07-31) | 1004 | 1.231 |
| Sheriff tries stand-up comedy. ||||||
| 100 | 5 | "Vicki" "The Squidbillies 100th Episode Spectacular!" | August 7, 2016 (2016-08-07) | 1005 | 1.116 |
| One of Sheriff's old classmates makes the mistake of returning to Dougal County. Theme song performer: Sharon Van Etten ||||||
| 101 | 6 | "Cephalo-ectomy" | August 14, 2016 (2016-08-14) | 1006 | 1.196 |
| Randy is bullied at school because of his squid tentacles. Early and Granny teach Randy how to use his tentacles to fight back. The next day, Randy violently hurts two bullies by ramming his tentacles up their butts and through their mouths. This leads to fear in the school and Tammi tells the three Cuylers that she's talked to the doctor about surgically removing Randy's squid parts. This surprises them and Early asks Tammi for 24 hours to show her that Randy is a good squid. He teaches Randy how to get out of work, to disobey orders, to rob Boyd's store, and demonstrates squirting ink when angry. When Randy fails to squirt ink at a cardboard cutout of Bill Clinton, Early and Granny become indifferent and tell Rusty to "let his mama cut off them wigglers...He ain't one of us." Rusty and Randy leave and Rusty tells Tammi that she's right, surgery is the best option, but she informs him that the surgery is too expensive for her to afford. Wanting to provide for his son, Rusty steals one of his father's trucks and sells it online. Unfortunately, Randy's surgery doesn't help anything as his tentacles grow back. Early wakes up and calls the Sheriff to search for his truck. Deputy Denny shows up driving the truck, revealing that he bought it online. Early and Denny argue and draw their guns, causing Sharif to draw two pistols. A Mexican standoff ensues, with no one shooting. Denny explains (after a lot of yelling) that Rusty sold the truck to him online but Early refuses to believe it. Rusty walks up and reveals that he actually did, saying "because I'm a squid: I steal, I don't take orders from nobody." Early tells his son that he's proud of him, knowing "you was always a good squid." Taking advantage of the distraction, Denny rides off in the truck, hoping to keep it. Early, Rusty, and Randy follow. Denny leaps out of his house with his pistols drawn just as Early is breaking into his truck. Randy sprays ink all over Denny, then inserts his tentacles up Denny's butt and through his mouth, then beats him. This makes the other two squids happy until blood starts pouring. Early drives the three of them home. Theme song performer: Rebecca Schiffman ||||||
| 102 | 7 | "Greener Pastor" | August 21, 2016 (2016-08-21) | 1007 | 1.232 |
| Early gets drunk and argues with a peaceful goateed stranger at the Waffle Barn. He injures himself by walking in front of a car, preventing the two from fighting each other. Early appears in church the next day, bandaged in multiple places, and brags about beating up the stranger, forcing him to buy him dinner and drive him home, none of which is true. Then the stranger steps to the front of the church and introduces himself as Kyle Nubbins, the new pastor, saying the reverend had left to go to "a better place....First Presbyterian of Blue Ridge." Kyle then plays his guitar and invites the church's congregation to a potluck in the evening. Early and Granny talk to each other at home about their dislike for Nubbins at home. At the potluck, Early accuses Kyle of being "pissed off" about losing the Waffle Barn fight the night before and throws food on the ground while cursing and insulting Nubbins. He leaves, taking food for himself when the Sheriff intervenes. Later on, the Cuylers show up to the church's fundraiser and Early dunks Nubbins in a tub of water without throwing the ball at the target, then points his sawed-off shotgun at Nubbins. Kyle quietly talks to Early, saying he understands Early's anger and instability and that alcohol won't help him. Early is baptized, then reveals that he hasn't changed as he steals all the fundraiser money. In church, Nubbins tells the congregation to close their eyes and allow the thief to return the money. When they open their eyes, however, not only did Early not return the money, he also steals Kyle's guitar. This reveals an ugly side of the pastor, cursing when he realizes that his "12 string" is gone. Nubbins walks up on Early, who is playing the guitar and singing at the Cuyler house. Early camoflouges himself, but forgets that his hat and the guitar reveal his position. Kyle rams Early against the wall and begins to choke him. The two calm down and meet in the church gym for a pushing contest in Sumo wrestler suits, which is Early's idea. However, Rusty (in the legs of the Cuyler suit) walks backwards, out of the circle. Sheriff tearfully tells Early that Early has to leave town, as he promised, but Early refuses, saying "I love this town with all of my heart, and it would take a 220 sasquatch to drag me from this town." The Sheriff then straps Early to a dog, which drags him away. Nubbins (apparently satisfied) walks off, saying to the crowd "We'll see you in church." Guest appearance: Jason Isbell as new reverend Kyle Nubbins Note: This episode was dedicated to the memory of the late Scott Hilley, who voiced The Reverend in the series. Theme song performer: Jimmy Cliff ||||||
| 103 | 8 | "Squash B'Gosh" | October 30, 2016 (2016-10-30) | 1008 | 0.888 |
| Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse. Theme song performers: Cannibal Corpse ||||||
| 104 | 9 | "Thanks-Taking" | November 20, 2016 (2016-11-20) | 1009 | 0.834 |
| Rusty's new friend is invited to Thanksgiving dinner. Theme song performers: The Both ||||||

### Season 11 (2017)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Original release date | Prod. code | US viewers (millions) |
| 105 | 1 | "Dove in an Iron Cage" | October 15, 2017 (2017-10-15) | 1101 | 0.932 |
| When Boyd is found murdered, the Sheriff pins Rusty for the crime. Guest appearances: Jason Isbell as Rev. Kyle Nubbins, Tony Guerrero, Isaac Hayes III, and JD McPherson as a group of prisoners, Edward Hastings as the judge. Theme song performer: Steve Earle Note: This is the third half-hour episode. Jean, Paul, Alice, Jailbot, and Jacknife from Superjail! all make cameos in the episode. ||||||
| 106 | 2 | "The Guzzle Bumpkin" | October 22, 2017 (2017-10-22) | 1102 | 0.890 |
| Rusty becomes a stuntman for an energy drink company. Guest appearances: Jason "Wee Man" Acuña and Coolio as themselves, Elizabeth Cook as Tammi, Brendon Small Theme song performer: Bob Mould ||||||
| 107 | 3 | "Jacksonville Jackass" | October 29, 2017 (2017-10-29) | 1103 | 0.837 |
| While at a football game, the Sheriff drinks his first adult beverage and becomes intoxicated, causing chaos to ensue. Guest appearance: "Action Plan" Tim Andrews ||||||
| 108 | 4 | "The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet" | November 5, 2017 (2017-11-05) | 1104 | 0.876 |
| Early and the Sheriff investigate a conspiracy centering on Dan Halen and a secret order. Guest appearance: Lucky Yates, unlisted. ||||||
| 109 | 5 | "Ballad of the Latrine Marine" | November 12, 2017 (2017-11-12) | 1105 | 0.756 |
| Early develops a habit of breaking into women's bathrooms under the guise of chasing out other men. Unfortunately, his manhood is soon put to the test when he becomes pregnant. Guest appearances: Billy Wayne Davis ||||||
| 110 | 6 | "Debased Ball" | November 19, 2017 (2017-11-19) | 1106 | 0.936 |
| Early becomes a minor league baseball mascot. Guest appearances: Elizabeth Cook as Tammi, Casey Motter as baseball announcer ||||||
| 111 | 7 | "Tortuga de Mentiras" | November 26, 2017 (2017-11-26) | 1107 | 0.873 |
| Nubbins misleads Early about a volunteer retreat in Guatemala, prompting the squid to trail them for revenge. Theme song performer: "Weird Al" Yankovic ||||||
| 112 | 8 | "Duel of the Dimwits" | December 3, 2017 (2017-12-03) | 1108 | 0.866 |
| When the patriarch of the Cuylers' neighbors passes away, the two families fight over the land where he's buried. Theme song performer: John Prine ||||||
| 113 | 9 | "The War on The War on Christmas" | December 10, 2017 (2017-12-10) | 1109 | 0.749 |
| A Winter Solstice festival sparks religious fanaticism from Early. ||||||
| 114 | 10 | "Dewey Two-ey" | December 17, 2017 (2017-12-17) | 1110 | 0.835 |
| Continuing where "Duel of the Dimwits" left off, Dewey Jr. makes Early's life miserable in ways that include tricking him into opening a taqueria mere feet from his own made before marrying Granny. ||||||

### Season 12 (2019)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Original release date | Prod. code | US viewers (millions) |
| 115 | 1 | "Forever Autumn" | August 11, 2019 (2019-08-11) | 1201 | 0.538 |
| Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open an even more foolish new business. ||||||
| 116 | 2 | "Galvin" | August 11, 2019 (2019-08-11) | 1202 | 0.482 |
| Granny finds love and Early loses his mind. ||||||
| 117 | 3 | "Muscadine Wine" | August 18, 2019 (2019-08-18) | 1203 | 0.568 |
| Early and Tammi start a band in a star-studded episode that got us a free cruise. Note: This is the fourth half-hour episode. ||||||
| 118 | 4 | "The Reenactment of the Repulsion of the Siege of Cuyler Mountain" | August 25, 2019 (2019-08-25) | 1204 | 0.584 |
| Early finds a priceless civil war relic and sells it for the right price. ||||||
| 119 | 5 | "Rich Dan, Poor Dan" | August 25, 2019 (2019-08-25) | 1205 | 0.502 |
| Dan Halen finds financial bankruptcy less enjoyable than moral bankruptcy. ||||||
| 120 | 6 | "Cooler-Heads Prevail" | September 8, 2019 (2019-09-08) | 1206 | 0.605 |
| Early enjoys the highfalutin lifestyle of owning a premium cooler. ||||||
| 121 | 7 | "Blue Lives Battered" | September 8, 2019 (2019-09-08) | 1207 | 0.539 |
| A social media stunt nearly costs Sheriff his life. Note: This is one of the only 2 episodes banned from reruns and HBO Max, with the other one being “Southern Pride and Prejudice”. ||||||
| 122 | 8 | "There's Sucker Porn Every Minute" | September 15, 2019 (2019-09-15) | 1208 | 0.579 |
| Early lets his beak flag fly. Theme song performer: Shooter Jennings ||||||
| 123 | 9 | "Events by Russell" | September 15, 2019 (2019-09-15) | 1209 | 0.519 |
| Early interferes with Rusty's new party business, leading to a last call for action. ||||||

### Season 13 (2021)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Original release date | Prod. code | US viewers (millions) |
| 124 | 1 | "One Man Banned" | November 7, 2021 (2021-11-07) | 1301 | 0.233 |
| Early is banned from Ballmart. ||||||
| 125 | 2 | "Let 'er R.I.P." | November 7, 2021 (2021-11-07) | 1302 | 0.195 |
| Rusty works at a morgue. ||||||
| 126 | 3 | "No Space Like Home" | November 14, 2021 (2021-11-14) | 1303 | 0.305 |
| Early recalls memories of his childhood at the run-down storage locker Ga-Ga-Pee-Pap raised him in. ||||||
| 127 | 4 | "Scorn on the 4th of July" | November 14, 2021 (2021-11-14) | 1304 | 0.236 |
| Early fakes veteran status to obtain various discounts. ||||||
| 128 | 5 | "Zen and the Art of Truck-Boat-Truck Maintenance" | November 21, 2021 (2021-11-21) | 1305 | 0.213 |
| Early takes up yoga, only to go mad with power. ||||||
| 129 | 6 | "Who-Gives-a-Flip?" | November 21, 2021 (2021-11-21) | 1306 | 0.152 |
| Sheriff's home is burglarized by Early despite his purchase of an expensive security system, sending him into a deep depression when his most prized possession is stolen. ||||||
| 130 | 7 | "Ol' Hootie" | December 5, 2021 (2021-12-05) | 1307 | 0.228 |
| 130 | 7 | "Ol' Hootie" | December 5, 2021 (2021-12-05) | 1308 | 0.228 |
| Dougal County is terrorized by a gigantic owl. Note: This is the fifth and final half-hour episode. ||||||
| 131 | 8 | "The Liceman Cometh" | December 12, 2021 (2021-12-12) | 1309 | 0.297 |
| Early's love of hats faces a reckoning when it causes a massive lice outbreak in Dougal County. ||||||
| 132 | 9 | "This Show Was Called Squidbillies" | December 12, 2021 (2021-12-12) | 1310 | 0.272 |
| Granny's death leads to a Cuyler family fracture when Rusty decides to marry Tammi and move away. ||||||