# The Riddle (Nik Kershaw song)

"The Riddle" is a song by the English singer-songwriter Nik Kershaw, released in 1984 as the lead single from his studio album of the same name. Kershaw described the lyrical content as being nondescript to fill as a "guide vocal" for the production. It reached number three on the UK Singles Chart and peaked within the top 10 in countries like Ireland, Norway, Sweden, Australia and New Zealand. An accompanying music video was made for the song and features references to Lewis Carroll's book Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (1865).
The song was covered by many artists, including Gigi D'Agostino (1999) and Jack Holiday and Mike Candys.

## Lyrics

The "riddling" lyrics caused speculation among listeners as to their meaning; Kershaw states that there is in fact no intended meaning at all, the words simply being a "guide vocal" thrown together to fit the music. Kershaw has stated: "In short, 'The Riddle' is nonsense, rubbish, bollocks, the confused ramblings of an 80s popstar."

## Music video

The music video to "The Riddle", directed by Storm Thorgerson, depicts Kershaw walking through a house shaped like a question mark, making his way through certain obstacles and looking through drawers while singing. The video depicts many references to Lewis Carroll's book Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (1865) with an appearance of a young girl exiting the room through a small door, two portly gentlemen who resemble Tweedledum and Tweedledee and an observation made by Kershaw to Through the Looking-Glass (1871).
At the beginning of the music video, Kershaw is seen trying to get through a door with a screwdriver. The video ends with the camera moving up away from Kershaw to reveal that the question mark is lying in an alleyway, at which point, a man in a green costume seen earlier in the video comes and picks it up. The green man is the Riddler, a villain from the Batman comics.
Two versions of the video exist, with minor differences.

## Track listing

7" Single (WEA NIK 6) A: "The Riddle" – 3:52 B: "Progress" (Live) – 3:02
12" Single (WEA NIKT 6) A: "The Riddle" (Extended Riddle) – 5:08 B: "Progress" (Live) – 3:02
Cassette Single (WEA NIKC 6) A1: "The Riddle" – 3:52 A2: "Interview"
A3: "Progress" (Live) – 3:02 B1: "I Won't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" (Extended Mix)
B2: "Wouldn't It Be Good" (Extended Mix)

## Credits

"The Riddle" Produced by Peter Collins
"Progress" Recorded Live at Hammersmith Odeon. Mixed by Simon Boswell
"The Riddle (Extended Riddle)" Produced by Peter Collins The extended mix is named "Special Extended Mix" on the cover and "Extended Riddle" on the label.

## Gigi D'Agostino version

"The Riddle" was covered as a dance song by Italian DJ and record producer Gigi D'Agostino, featuring uncredited vocals by British singer Adam Austin. This version was released on D'Agostino's second studio album, L'Amour Toujours (1999). The same lyrics are used as in Kershaw's song, but the order is changed and the tempo is faster.

### Music video

The music video, which was made by Andreas Hykade, features La Linea-styled animation like the "Bla Bla Bla" music video (both of which feature Baba, the same humanoid character), taking place entirely with white lines on a light green background and features the aforementioned character fighting a dragon-like creature on a mountainous terrain.

### Weekly charts

2000 weekly chart performance for "The Riddle" :
| Chart (2000) | Peak position |
| Austria (Ö3 Austria Top 40) | 14 |
| Canada (Nielsen SoundScan) | 8 |
| Canada Dance/Urban (RPM) | 12 |
| Europe (Eurochart Hot 100 Singles) | 15 |
| France (SNEP) | 7 |
| Germany (GfK) | 4 |
| Hungary (MAHASZ) | 5 |
| Switzerland (Schweizer Hitparade) | 8 |
2002 weekly chart performance for "The Riddle" :
| Chart (2002) | Peak position |
| Belgium (Ultratop 50 Flanders) | 4 |
| Belgium (Ultratip Bubbling Under Wallonia) | 11 |
| Netherlands (Dutch Top 40) | 4 |
| Netherlands (Single Top 100) | 4 |

### Year-end charts

2000 year-end chart performance for "The Riddle" :
| Chart (2000) | Position |
| Austria (Ö3 Austria Top 40) | 26 |
| Europe (Eurochart Hot 100) | 53 |
| Germany (Official German Charts) | 23 |
| Switzerland (Schweizer Hitparade) | 67 |
2002 year-end chart performance for "The Riddle" :
| Chart (2002) | Position |
| Belgium (Ultratop Flanders) | 47 |
| Netherlands (Dutch Top 40) | 61 |
| Netherlands (Single Top 100) | 52 |

### Certifications

Certifications for "The Riddle" :
| Region | Certification | Certified units/sales |
| Austria (IFPI Austria) | Gold | 25,000$^*$ |
| France (SNEP) | Silver | 125,000$^*$ |
| Germany (BVMI) | Gold | 250,000$^^$ |
| Italy (FIMI) | Gold | 50,000$^‡$ |
| $^*$ Sales figures based on certification alone. $^^$ Shipments figures based on certification alone. $^‡$ Sales+streaming figures based on certification alone. |||

## Jack Holiday and Mike Candys version

"The Riddle" was covered as a dance song by Swiss DJs Mike Candys and Jack Holiday. It was retitled "The Riddle Anthem" and released in November 2012.

### Charts

Chart performance for "The Riddle" :
| Chart (2012–2013) | Peak position |
| Austria (Ö3 Austria Top 40) | 29 |
| Belgium (Ultratip Bubbling Under Wallonia) | 31 |
| France (SNEP) | 43 |
| Germany (GfK) | 44 |
| Switzerland (Schweizer Hitparade) | 26 |