# Robot Chicken season 7

The seventh season of the stop-motion television series Robot Chicken began airing in the United States on Cartoon Network's late night programming block Adult Swim on April 6, 2014, with the episode "DC Comics Special II: Villains in Paradise" and contained a total of 20 episodes. The first of the regular season 7 episodes aired on April 13, 2014.

## Episodes

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod. code | US viewers (millions) |
| 121 | 1 | "G.I. Jogurt" | Zeb Wells | Rachel Bloom, Mikey Day, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, Matthew Senreich & Zeb Wells | April 13, 2014 (2014-04-13) | 701 | 1.91 |
| Seth and Matthew infiltrate a wild puppet orgy; why God dislikes bees; a drunken visitor from Narnia comes through the wardrobe; the Dino-Riders get a rock song; and Cobra Commander creates his own PSAs to compete with G.I. Joe's. Guest stars: Sebastian Bach, John Oliver, Alia Shawkat ||||||||
| 122 | 2 | "Link's Sausages" | Zeb Wells | Rachel Bloom, Mikey Day, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, Matthew Senreich & Zeb Wells | April 20, 2014 (2014-04-20) | 702 | 1.59 |
| The Grim Reaper fights -- and has sex with -- an old woman who doesn't want to die; monsters help a woman fix her car, then go out for ice cream; Edward-209 from Robocop gets lectured by his mom after he shoots an executive; one of the Budweiser Frogs admits he's an alcoholic; Didi yells at Stu for letting Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil wander in the streets; Zombie, Hook, Squid, and Lois (from an earlier sketch) get fast and furious; Punky Brewster's "Punky Power" will destroy the world; He-Man causes a noise disturbance at 3:00 in the morning; Clarice Starling keeps getting splattered with Miggs' semen; Jack Skellington celebrates "grown-up" Halloween; Jor-El forgets to pack food and water for Superman before sending him to Earth; Skeletor tries to blow up Snake Mountain after it becomes a mountain climbing attraction. Guest stars: Soleil Moon Frye, Sung Kang, Maisie Williams ||||||||
| 123 | 3 | "Secret of the Booze" | Zeb Wells | Rachel Bloom, Mikey Day, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, Matthew Senreich & Zeb Wells | April 27, 2014 (2014-04-27) | 703 | 1.54 |
| An alien's identity is questioned; Bert gets a new roommate; the Terminator becomes a step-dad; Papa Smurf sees what goes on behind the scenes in Undercover Smurf. Guest star: David Shaughnessy ||||||||
| 124 | 4 | "Rebel Appliance" | Zeb Wells | Rachel Bloom, Mikey Day, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, Matthew Senreich & Zeb Wells | May 4, 2014 (2014-05-04) | 704 | 1.56 |
| A dad has an uncomfortable talk with his daughter about the birds and the bees; the origins of bagpipes are revealed; Alex Mack's Carrie-like revenge during her prom fizzles out; and the Nerd dreams of being in Westeros. Guest stars: Larisa Oleynik, Lucy Punch ||||||||
| 125 | 5 | "Legion of Super-Gyros" | Zeb Wells | Rachel Bloom, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, David Phillips, Matthew Senreich & Zeb Wells | May 11, 2014 (2014-05-11) | 705 | 1.73 |
| The difficulty of choosing between a "Nude Girls" and a "Live Nude Girls" strip club; E.T. prefers M&Ms to Reese's Pieces; raunchy musical numbers on The Planet of the Apes; a World War Z alternate ending; Hannah from Girls guest stars on Sesame Street; another E.T. parody where riding a convertible past the Moon is cooler than riding a bike past the Moon; The Indian Love Boat has arranged marriages and the singer wondering if the sketch is racist; a prequel to The Parent Trap shows its unfortunate implications; a third E.T. parody where E.T. returns home and his disgusted friends make him eat food off the ground; a toy hockey game goes into its third month of overtime; Benjamin Franklin invents bifocals for unsavory reasons; Bruce Wayne fails at keeping his identity a secret; the one cheese Monterey Jack from Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers won't eat; MTV's Catfish reveals the true faces of Dr. Claw, Charlie from Charlie's Angels, and God. Guest stars: Samantha Barks, Megan Boone, Nev Schulman, Catherine Taber ||||||||
| 126 | 6 | "El Skeletorito" | Zeb Wells | Rachel Bloom, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, David Phillips, Matthew Senreich & Zeb Wells | May 18, 2014 (2014-05-18) | 706 | 1.61 |
| Street Fighter tackles domestic abuse; "Candy Crush Saga" becomes the latest game to get adapted to a movie; Woody Woodpecker gets a devastating phone call; reading to your kids before bed is a waste of time; a break-up by the light of the full moon turns into an unexpected marriage on #WerewolfProblems, The Kool Aid Man is used to stop Iran's plans for nuclear warfare, then appears on 60 Minutes with claims that the U.S. Army exploited him; Big Bird lays an egg; Siri can't understand Bane; The Iron Sheik finds his way into Lawrence of Arabia; and Tales From the Crypt's new tales of terror include a teenage girl summoning The Pervert Unicorn, Bitch Pudding dealing with a haunted house, and George R.R. Martin getting stalked by the Robot Chicken Nerd. Guest stars: George R. R. Martin, Katee Sackhoff, Paul Scheer, The Iron Sheik ||||||||
| 127 | 7 | "Snarfer Image" | Zeb Wells | Rachel Bloom, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, David Phillips, Matthew Senreich & Zeb Wells | May 25, 2014 (2014-05-25) | 707 | 1.67 |
| Voltron's transformation includes a suggestive new addition; a classroom sketch about a teacher who wants to put some realism into what black slavery was like is based on what one of the writers went through in the fifth grade; Superman's Earth father gets humiliated during a tornado; Bones gives the original Star Trek crew prostate exams; what if Sylvia Plath botched her suicide after writing The Bell Jar; why giraffes are hard to execute by hanging; a Pacific Rim parody that shows why linked memories aren't always good; a prequel to the "Failed Giraffe Hanging" sketch; scientists discover a polar bear that has bipolar disorder, lives in Arctic and Antarctic regions, and is bisexual; it's Looper meets Looney Tunes when Elmer Fudd uses time travel to get past TV censorship rules over him having a gun; a kid outs his father's murder plan when he puts a therapy tape into his Teddy Ruxpin; a couple can't decide which famous fictional orphan (Annie, Harry Potter, Pippi Longstocking, Oliver Twist, and Bruce Wayne) to adopt, as they're all terrible; and Skeletor goes back in time to kill He-Man's mother. Guest stars: Ashley Tisdale, Bob Bergen ||||||||
| 128 | 8 | "Up, Up, and Buffet" | Zeb Wells | Rachel Bloom, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, David Phillips, Matthew Senreich & Zeb Wells | June 1, 2014 (2014-06-01) | 708 | 1.65 |
| Scrooge McDuck appears on Shark Tank; Fred Flintstone gets a colonoscopy; Shrek has a moment of clarity; Doc Louis passes on to the great arena in the sky. Guest stars: Gillian Anderson, Kyle Chandler ||||||||
| 129 | 9 | "Panthropologie" | Zeb Wells | Mikey Day, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, Brendan Hay, David Phillips, Matthew Senreich & Zeb Wells | June 8, 2014 (2014-06-08) | 709 | 1.78 |
| Master Chief in a compromised position; G.I. Joe gets replaced with unmanned drones; Black Spy performs testicular torture on White Spy. Guest stars: Rob Corddry, Nina Dobrev, Jessica Paré, J. K. Simmons ||||||||
| 130 | 10 | "Catdog on a Stick" | Zeb Wells | Mikey Day, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, Brendan Hay, David Phillips, Matthew Senreich & Zeb Wells | June 15, 2014 (2014-06-15) | 710 | 1.66 |
| Santa Claus is branded a racist due to a Dutch tradition; to clean up his image following his sex scandal, Tiger Woods appears in a low-rent version of Space Jam where the cartoon characters are from DiC; a Game of Thrones wedding turns into a massacre; and the Bratz girls get murdered after they run over Barbie last summer. Guest stars: Sean Bean, Kate Mara, Chris O'Donnell, AnnaSophia Robb, Saoirse Ronan ||||||||
| 131 | 11 | "Super Guitario Center" | Zeb Wells | Mikey Day, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, Brendan Hay, David Phillips, Matthew Senreich & Zeb Wells | June 22, 2014 (2014-06-22) | 711 | 1.89 |
| The Boglins' swamp song; the daily life of a lemming; Sleeping Beauty goes on and on about her dream. Guest stars: Bobby Cannavale, Max Greenfield ||||||||
| 132 | 12 | "Noidstrom Rack" | Zeb Wells | Mikey Day, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, Brendan Hay, David Phillips & Matthew Senreich & Zeb Wells | June 29, 2014 (2014-06-29) | 712 | 1.39 |
| The Zybots want to join the Autobots; Man-E-Faces experiences stardom; A not-so-quiet shift for the Enterprise night crew. Guest stars: Nat Faxon, Jim Hanks, Val Kilmer, Chris Pine, Patrick Stewart ||||||||
| 133 | 13 | "Stone Cold Steve Cold Stone" | Zeb Wells | Matthew Beans, Rachel Bloom, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, Brendan Hay, Matthew Senreich & Zeb Wells | July 6, 2014 (2014-07-06) | 713 | 1.91 |
| Why no one plays the piano in Wayne Manor; James Potter's instincts in animal form; Disney Princesses go to war. Guest stars: Keegan-Michael Key, Stephen Merchant, Saoirse Ronan ||||||||
| 134 | 14 | "Walking Dead Lobster" | Zeb Wells | Matthew Beans, Rachel Bloom, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, Brendan Hay, Matthew Senreich & Zeb Wells | July 13, 2014 (2014-07-13) | 714 | 1.87 |
| Kim Possible goes on a mission to North Korea, Beanie Babies end up turning a man's life around, and the Nerd becoming companion to Doctor Who. Guest stars: Megan Boone, David Oyelowo, Randall Park, Jordan Peele, Tim Roth ||||||||
| 135 | 15 | "Victoria's Secret of NIMH" | Zeb Wells | Matthew Beans, Rachel Bloom, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, Matthew Senreich, Erik Weiner & Zeb Wells | July 20, 2014 (2014-07-20) | 715 | 2.11 |
| The Count from Sesame Street has a run in with Blade, Jor-El has some very helpful advice for Superman, and a new nemesis comes to Gotham City. Guest stars: Jennifer Carpenter, Jim Hanks, Grey DeLisle, Toby Leonard Moore ||||||||
| 136 | 16 | "Bitch Pudding Special" | Zeb Wells | Tom Root | July 27, 2014 (2014-07-27) | 716 | 2.12 |
| When her fellow citizens in Pastryville get tired of suffering Bitch Pudding's abuse, they hatch a plot to eliminate her once and for all. But Bitch Pudding survives and, upon learning what happened after returning home, exacts revenge on the Pastryville citizens. Guest stars: Katee Sackhoff as Bitch Pudding, Rob Corddry, Kate Mara, Billy Bob Thornton, Billy Dee Williams, Maisie Williams ||||||||
| 137 | 17 | "Batman Forever 21" | Zeb Wells | Matthew Beans, Rachel Bloom, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, Matthew Senreich, Erik Weiner & Zeb Wells | August 3, 2014 (2014-08-03) | 717 | 1.75 |
| Bear Grylls deals with some Wild Things, Dr. Ryan Stone calls a radio station, Brainy Smurf gains a Southern accent and a compromised moral compass as he manipulates events in House of Smurfs, and Baloo discovers he hasn't always just been a bear in the jungle. Guest stars: Calista Flockhart, Ben Schwartz, Skeet Ulrich, Wil Wheaton ||||||||
| 138 | 18 | "The Hobbit: There and Bennigan's" | Zeb Wells | Matthew Beans, Rachel Bloom, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, Brendan Hay, Matthew Senreich & Zeb Wells | August 10, 2014 (2014-08-10) | 718 | 1.71 |
| A woman counts sheep -- and dreams that all of them are being brutalized by a prison guard; Ash and Misty play tennis with Pikachu's Poké Ball; an opera singer goes crowd-surfing; Mr. Fantastic masturbates with a vacuum cleaner at the dinner table; The Bionic Six get picked off one by one; a mourning mother goes crowd-surfing; Albus Dumbledore becomes a meth kingpin after being diagnosed with terminal cancer; Mark Twain is America's First Asshole; a clown makes a balloon animal out of his own feces; a baby goes crowd-surfing; Otis is outed for being transsexual on Back at the Barnyard: Bulls Don't Cry; Cupid is a lousy shot; the reality of war hits the Kitchen Commandos; Pope Francis goes crowd-surfing; to Prince Charming's disgust, Rapunzel's pubic hair is as long as the hair on her head; the embarrassingly dated antics of G.I. Joe Extreme. Guest stars: Nathan Fillion, Maribeth Monroe, Brenda Song, Bex Taylor-Klaus, Skeet Ulrich ||||||||
| 139 | 19 | "Chipotle Miserables" | Zeb Wells | Matthew Beans, Rachel Bloom, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, Brendan Hay, Matthew Senreich & Zeb Wells | August 17, 2014 (2014-08-17) | 719 | 1.72 |
| A boy driving a toy car crashes into a tree and flees the scene of the accident; a risque way to "make the doughnuts" at Bumpin' Donuts; a boy's Bop-It sniper rifle forces him to assassinate a politician named Carlton McDougal; Les Misérables is recreated using the mascots from McDonald's; velociraptor dance practice; Flashdance gets merged with You Can't Do That on Television; The PacMan family experience paranormal activity in their house; Super Grover gets beat up; the son of the Robot Chicken scientist takes the living U.S. Presidents hostage, and it's up to the Robot Chicken to save them. Guest stars: Zachary Levi, Adrianne Palicki ||||||||
| 140 | 20 | "Lots of Holidays (But Don't Worry Christmas is Still in There Too So Pull the Stick Out of Your Ass Fox News) Special" | Zeb Wells | Matthew Beans, Rachel Bloom, Mike Fasolo, Seth Green, Matthew Senreich, Erik Weiner & Zeb Wells | December 7, 2014 (2014-12-07) | 720 | 1.62 |
| A celebration of every holiday that has ever existed, featuring a Jewish boy rapping about gelt, a pilgrim surprising his family on the first Thanksgiving, and Santa having trouble with a neighbor. ||||||||