# List of 'Allo 'Allo! episodes

The following is a list of episodes for the British sitcom 'Allo 'Allo! that aired from 1982 to 1992. Following the Pilot in 1982, the series was officially launched two years later in 1984 (Series 1) and continued to Series 9 (1992); including two Christmas Special episodes in 1985 (between Series 2 and 3) and in 1991 (between Series 7 and 8). The last series (Series 9) was followed by two retrospective episodes in 1994 (The Best of 'Allo 'Allo!) & 2007 (The Return of 'Allo 'Allo!). In total, including the Pilot, the two Christmas Specials and the two post series retrospective episodes; there are 87 episodes. Dates shown are original air dates on BBC One (except for The Return of 'Allo 'Allo! episode which was broadcast on BBC Two).

## Overview

| Series | Episodes | Episodes | Originally released | Originally released |
| Series | Episodes | Episodes | First released | Last released |
| Pilot | 1 | 1 | 30 December 1982 (1982-12-30) | 30 December 1982 (1982-12-30) |
| 1 | 7 | 7 | 7 September 1984 (1984-09-07) | 26 October 1984 (1984-10-26) |
| 2 | 7 | 7 | 21 October 1985 (1985-10-21) | 26 December 1985 (1985-12-26) |
| 3 | 6 | 6 | 5 December 1986 (1986-12-05) | 9 January 1987 (1987-01-09) |
| 4 | 6 | 6 | 7 November 1987 (1987-11-07) | 12 December 1987 (1987-12-12) |
| 5 | 26 | 26 | 3 September 1988 (1988-09-03) | 25 February 1989 (1989-02-25) |
| 6 | 8 | 8 | 2 September 1989 (1989-09-02) | 21 October 1989 (1989-10-21) |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | 5 January 1991 (1991-01-05) | 9 March 1991 (1991-03-09) |
| 8 | 8 | 8 | 24 December 1991 (1991-12-24) | 1 March 1992 (1992-03-01) |
| 9 | 6 | 6 | 9 November 1992 (1992-11-09) | 14 December 1992 (1992-12-14) |

## Episodes
### Pilot (1982)

Pilot :
| No. overall | No. in series | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date |
| 1 | 00 | "The British Are Coming" | David Croft | David Croft & Jeremy Lloyd | 30 December 1982 (1982-12-30) |
| René Artois owns his own café in Nouvion, northern France, during the German occupation of World War Two. His main day-to-day concerns should be ensuring that he doesn't displease the local German army personnel, and ensuring his wife does not suspect his affairs with his younger waitresses. But the local leader of the Resistance declares the café is to become a safe house for the hiding of two RAF pilots, shot down and without uniforms - or a word of the French language. He is also to welcome a forger, recently busted from jail, into the café - who happens to be an old flame of his bedridden mother-in-law. Note: In this episode, the painting is referred to as The Reclining Madonna with the Big Boobies. In all later episodes, it is called The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies. Note: In this episode, Michelle claims to be a member of 'Lifeline' - a reference to the same organization in Secret Army. Note: This pilot episode runs at 35 minutes, which was often common practice for BBC comedy pilots of the era. A slightly edited down version, running at just under the more standard 30 minutes, also exists, used for some repeat broadcasts and, primarily, for overseas markets such as America, to suit the standard half-hour format. ||||||
* Produced by David Croft

### Series 1 (1984)

| No. overall | No. in series | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date |
| 2 | 1 | "The British 'ave Come" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 7 September 1984 (1984-09-07) |
| 3 | 2 | "Pigeon Post" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 14 September 1984 (1984-09-14) |
| 4 | 3 | "Savile Row to the Rescue" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 21 September 1984 (1984-09-21) |
| 5 | 4 | "The Execution" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 28 September 1984 (1984-09-28) |
| 6 | 5 | "The Funeral" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 5 October 1984 (1984-10-05) |
| 7 | 6 | "Reds Nick Colonel" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 19 October 1984 (1984-10-19) |
| 8 | 7 | "The Dance of Hitler Youth" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 26 October 1984 (1984-10-26) |

### Series 2 (1985)

| No. overall | No. in series | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date |
| 9 | 1 | "Six Big Boobies" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 21 October 1985 (1985-10-21) |
| 10 | 2 | "The Wooing of Widow Artois" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 28 October 1985 (1985-10-28) |
| 11 | 3 | "The Policeman Cometh" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 4 November 1985 (1985-11-04) |
| 12 | 4 | "Swiftly and with Style" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 11 November 1985 (1985-11-11) |
| 13 | 5 | "The Duel" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 18 November 1985 (1985-11-18) |
| 14 | 6 | "Herr Flick's Revenge" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 25 November 1985 (1985-11-25) |
| 15 | 7 | "The Gâteau from the Château" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 26 December 1985 (1985-12-26) |

### Series 3 (1986–87)

| No. overall | No. in series | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date |
| 16 | 1 | "The Nicked Knockwurst" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 5 December 1986 (1986-12-05) |
| 17 | 2 | "Gruber Does Some Mincing" | Robin Carr & David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 12 December 1986 (1986-12-12) |
| 18 | 3 | "The Sausage in the Wardrobe" | Robin Carr & David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 19 December 1986 (1986-12-19) |
| 19 | 4 | "Flight of Fancy" | Robin Carr & David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 26 December 1986 (1986-12-26) |
| 20 | 5 | "Pretty Maids All in a Row" | Robin Carr & David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 2 January 1987 (1987-01-02) |
| 21 | 6 | "The Great Un-Escape" | Robin Carr & David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 9 January 1987 (1987-01-09) |

### Series 4 (1987)

| No. overall | No. in series | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date |
| 22 | 1 | "Prisoners of War" | David Croft & Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 7 November 1987 (1987-11-07) |
| 23 | 2 | "Camp Dance" | David Croft & Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 14 November 1987 (1987-11-14) |
| 24 | 3 | "Good Staff Are Hard to Find" | David Croft & Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 21 November 1987 (1987-11-21) |
| 25 | 4 | "The Flying Nun" | David Croft & Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 28 November 1987 (1987-11-28) |
| 26 | 5 | "The Sausages in the Trousers" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 5 December 1987 (1987-12-05) |
| 27 | 6 | "The Jet-Propelled Mother-In-Law" | David Croft & Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 12 December 1987 (1987-12-12) |

### Series 5 (1988–89)

| No. overall | No. in series | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date |
| 28 | 1 | "Desperate Doings in the Dungeon" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 3 September 1988 (1988-09-03) |
| 29 | 2 | "The Camera in the Potato" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 10 September 1988 (1988-09-10) |
| 30 | 3 | "Dinner with the General" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 17 September 1988 (1988-09-17) |
| 31 | 4 | "The Dreaded Circular Saw" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 24 September 1988 (1988-09-24) |
| 32 | 5 | "Otherwise Engaged" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 1 October 1988 (1988-10-01) |
| 33 | 6 | "A Marriage of Inconvenience" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 8 October 1988 (1988-10-08) |
| 34 | 7 | "No Hiding Place" | Susan Belbin | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 15 October 1988 (1988-10-15) |
| 35 | 8 | "The Arrival of the Homing Duck" | Susan Belbin | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 22 October 1988 (1988-10-22) |
| 36 | 9 | "Watch the Birdie" | Susan Belbin | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 29 October 1988 (1988-10-29) |
| 37 | 10 | "René - Under an Assumed Nose" | Susan Belbin | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 5 November 1988 (1988-11-05) |
| 38 | 11 | "The Confusion of the Generals" | Susan Belbin | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 12 November 1988 (1988-11-12) |
| 39 | 12 | "Who's for the Vatican" | Susan Belbin | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 19 November 1988 (1988-11-19) |
| 40 | 13 | "Ribbing the Bonk" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 26 November 1988 (1988-11-26) |
| 41 | 14 | "The Reluctant Millionaires" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 3 December 1988 (1988-12-03) |
| 42 | 15 | "A Duck for Launch" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 10 December 1988 (1988-12-10) |
| 43 | 16 | "The Exploding Bedpan" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 17 December 1988 (1988-12-17) |
| 44 | 17 | "Going Like a Bomb" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 24 December 1988 (1988-12-24) |
| 45 | 18 | "Money to Burn" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 31 December 1988 (1988-12-31) |
| 46 | 19 | "Puddings Can Go Off" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 7 January 1989 (1989-01-07) |
| 47 | 20 | "Land Mines for London" | Richard Boden | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 14 January 1989 (1989-01-14) |
| 48 | 21 | "Flight to Geneva" | Richard Boden | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 21 January 1989 (1989-01-21) |
| 49 | 22 | "Train of Events" | Richard Boden | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 28 January 1989 (1989-01-28) |
| 50 | 23 | "An Enigma Variation" | Richard Boden | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 4 February 1989 (1989-02-04) |
| 51 | 24 | "Wedding Bloss" | Richard Boden | John Chapman & Ian Davidson | 11 February 1989 (1989-02-11) |
| 52 | 25 | "Down the Drain" | Richard Boden | Ronald Wolfe & Ronald Chesney | 18 February 1989 (1989-02-18) |
| 53 | 26 | "All in Disgeese" | Richard Boden | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 25 February 1989 (1989-02-25) |

### Series 6 (1989)

| No. overall | No. in series | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date |
| 54 | 1 | "Desperate Doings in the Graveyard" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 2 September 1989 (1989-09-02) |
| 55 | 2 | "The Gestapo for the High Jump" | David Croft | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 9 September 1989 (1989-09-09) |
| 56 | 3 | "The Nouvion Oars" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 16 September 1989 (1989-09-16) |
| 57 | 4 | "The Nicked Airmen" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 23 September 1989 (1989-09-23) |
| 58 | 5 | "The Airmen De-Nicked" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 30 September 1989 (1989-09-30) |
| 59 | 6 | "The Crooked Fences" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 7 October 1989 (1989-10-07) |
| 60 | 7 | "Crabtree's Podgeon Pist" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 14 October 1989 (1989-10-14) |
| 61 | 8 | "Rising to the Occasion" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd & David Croft | 21 October 1989 (1989-10-21) |

### Series 7 (1991)

| No. overall | No. in series | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date |
| 62 | 1 | "A Quiet Honeymoon" | Mike Stephens | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 5 January 1991 (1991-01-05) |
| 63 | 2 | "An Almighty Bang" | Sue Longstaff | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 12 January 1991 (1991-01-12) |
| 64 | 3 | "Fleeing Monks" | Mike Stephens | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 26 January 1991 (1991-01-26) |
| 65 | 4 | "Up the Crick Without a Piddle" | Sue Longstaff | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 2 February 1991 (1991-02-02) |
| 66 | 5 | "The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic" | Mike Stephens | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 9 February 1991 (1991-02-09) |
| 67 | 6 | "The Spirit of Nouvion" | Sue Longstaff | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 16 February 1991 (1991-02-16) |
| 68 | 7 | "Leg it to Spain!" | Mike Stephens | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 23 February 1991 (1991-02-23) |
| 69 | 8 | "Prior Engagements" | Sue Longstaff | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 2 March 1991 (1991-03-02) |
| 70 | 9 | "Soup and Sausage" | Mike Stephens | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 9 March 1991 (1991-03-09) |
| 71 | 10 | "René of the Gypsies" | Sue Longstaff | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 16 March 1991 (1991-03-16) |

### Series 8 (1991–92)

| No. overall | No. in series | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date |
| 72 | 1 | "A Bun in the Oven" | John B. Hobbs | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 24 December 1991 (1991-12-24) |
| 73 | 2 | "Arousing Suspicions" | John B. Hobbs | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 12 January 1992 (1992-01-12) |
| 74 | 3 | "A Woman Never Lies" | John B. Hobbs | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 19 January 1992 (1992-01-19) |
| 75 | 4 | "Hitler's Last Heil" | John B. Hobbs | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 26 January 1992 (1992-01-26) |
| 76 | 5 | "Awful Wedded Wife" | John B. Hobbs | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 2 February 1992 (1992-02-02) |
| 77 | 6 | "Firing Squashed" | John B. Hobbs | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 16 February 1992 (1992-02-16) |
| 78 | 7 | "A Fishful of Francs" | John B. Hobbs | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 23 February 1992 (1992-02-23) |
| 79 | 8 | "A Swan Song" | John B. Hobbs | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 1 March 1992 (1992-03-01) |

### Series 9 (1992)

| No. overall | No. in series | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date |
| 80 | 1 | "Gone with the Windmill" "Fighting with Windmills" | John B. Hobbs | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 9 November 1992 (1992-11-09) |
| 81 | 2 | "A Tour de France" "Missing and Presumed Dead" | John B. Hobbs | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 16 November 1992 (1992-11-16) |
| 82 | 3 | "Dead Man Marching" "René Artois Is Still Dead" | John B. Hobbs | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 23 November 1992 (1992-11-23) |
| 83 | 4 | "Tarts and Flickers" "The Fishmonger Float" | John B. Hobbs | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 30 November 1992 (1992-11-30) |
| 84 | 5 | "A Fishy Send-Off" "Sand Trap" | John B. Hobbs | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 7 December 1992 (1992-12-07) |
| 85 | 6 | "A Winkle in Time" "The End of the War" | John B. Hobbs | Jeremy Lloyd & Paul Adam | 14 December 1992 (1992-12-14) |

## Specials
### The Best of 'Allo 'Allo! (1994)

| No. overall | No. in series | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date |
| 86 | 1 | "The Best of 'Allo 'Allo!" | David Croft, Susan Belbin, Richard Boden, Martin Dennis, John B. Hobbs, Sue Longstaff & Mike Stephens | David Croft & Jeremy Lloyd | 17 August 1994 (1994-08-17) |
| René and Edith are in the Alps celebrating Edith's 35th birthday - Edith has knocked the war years off her true age, including World War I and the Crimean War! This event brings them to remember the incidents which took place during World War II; in particular the events which took place in their hometown of Nouvion. An episode that was made to celebrate the series' 10th anniversary. It is mainly made up of archive footage; but also features new scenes in which René and Edith renew their love for each other. These events take place after the war but before the final events (where Rene elopes) of the last Episode. ||||||

### The Return of 'Allo 'Allo! (2007)

| No. overall | No. in series | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date |
| 87 | 1 | "The Return of 'Allo 'Allo!" | Martin Dennis | Jeremy Lloyd | 28 April 2007 (2007-04-28) |
| A one-off special. René is writing his memoirs and needs help to fill in the "big gaps". Features some of the original cast reprising their roles; inter-worked with a documentary about the show's history. ||||||