# List of Are We There Yet? episodes

This is a list of episodes for the TBS sitcom Are We There Yet?. The series premiered on June 2, 2010.
Episode titles of Are We There Yet? always start with "The" and end with "Episode" referencing a plot point or quirk in the episode.

## Series overview

| Season | Episodes | Episodes | Originally released | Originally released |
| Season | Episodes | Episodes | First released | Last released |
| 1 | 10 | 10 | June 2, 2010 (2010-06-02) | June 30, 2010 (2010-06-30) |
| 2 | 34 | 34 | January 5, 2011 (2011-01-05) | May 4, 2011 (2011-05-04) |
| 3 | 56 | 56 | September 17, 2012 (2012-09-17) | March 1, 2013 (2013-03-01) |

## Episodes
### Season 1 (2010)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod. code | U.S. viewers (millions) |
| 1 | 1 | "The Hyphenated Name Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Ali LeRoi | June 2, 2010 (2010-06-02) | 101 | 3.2 |
| Nick is bothered by Suzanne wanting to keep her ex-husband's last name in addition to keeping his last name. ||||||||
| 2 | 2 | "The Credit Check Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Ali LeRoi | June 2, 2010 (2010-06-02) | 106 | 3.3 |
| Nick wants to buy a new car for work, but gets a hard time from Suzanne about their tight budget. Meanwhile, Kevin and Martin unknowingly compete in a tennis multi-player video game via the Internet. ||||||||
| 3 | 3 | "The Day Off Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Luisa Leschin | June 9, 2010 (2010-06-09) | 104 | 2.6 |
| Suzanne experiences a day away from her professional duties, but she doesn't seem to know what to do with herself during her free time; Nick comes to the decision that the children need to spend more quality time with his mother, Marilyn. ||||||||
| 4 | 4 | "The Soccer Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Jason M. Palmer | June 9, 2010 (2010-06-09) | 102 | 2.7 |
| Nick tries to bond with Kevin, but struggles to understand exactly what his stepson sees in the international sport of soccer; Suzanne is frustrated by Lindsey's lack of communication and creates a fake Facebook account to learn what is going on in her daughter's life. ||||||||
| 5 | 5 | "The Rat in the House Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Luisa Leschin | June 16, 2010 (2010-06-16) | 107 | 2.6 |
| Kevin watches over a friend's pet rat that suddenly gets loose in the house, with a scared Nick trying to catch it. Meanwhile, Suzanne becomes concerned that Gigi is a bad influence on Lindsey. ||||||||
| 6 | 6 | "The Booty Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Jason M. Palmer | June 16, 2010 (2010-06-16) | 109 | N/A |
| Nick gets in trouble with Suzanne after neglecting to tell her that he visited a sexually suggestive pirate-themed restaurant named Booty (à la Hooters). Meanwhile, Lindsey and Kevin pester Suzanne about their allowances. ||||||||
| 7 | 7 | "The Viral Video Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Adam Lorenzo | June 23, 2010 (2010-06-23) | 105 | 2.2 |
| A video of Suzanne dancing to her favorite song "Baby Got Back" hits the web due to Kevin leaving his webcam on. Meanwhile, Marilyn teaches Lindsey how to cook soul food. ||||||||
| 8 | 8 | "The Michelle Obama Sweater Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Adam Lorenzo | June 23, 2010 (2010-06-23) | 103 | N/A |
| Suzanne forbids Lindsey to use her credit card to buy a Michelle Obama sweater online. She then goes behind her back and asks Nick to help her get the sweater. Meanwhile, Martin asks Kevin to pretend to be a disadvantaged orphan in order to get an autographed Alex Rodriguez bat. ||||||||
| 9 | 9 | "The No Nah Nah Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Ali LeRoi | June 30, 2010 (2010-06-30) | 108 | 2.1 |
| Nick feels inadequate about making love to Suzanne while the kids are in the house. Suzanne assumes from Nick's behavior that he is cheating on her. Meanwhile, Martin tries to determine the age of his teenage-looking girlfriend. ||||||||
| 10 | 10 | "The Get Together Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Ali LeRoi | June 30, 2010 (2010-06-30) | 110 | 2.4 |
| Nick arranges a get together with his friends and family. Terrence invites a woman he met at a bank hostage and Kevin invites his birth father, Suzanne's ex-husband Frank, unbeknownst to everyone else. Guest Star: Charlie Murphy ||||||||

### Season 2 (2011)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod. code | U.S. viewers (millions) |
| 11 | 1 | "The Mr. Himdependent Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Ali LeRoi | January 5, 2011 (2011-01-05) | 201 | 2.6 |
| Nick lands a job as a regional TV station's sports anchor. Elsewhere, Suzanne's ex-husband pushes the idea of paying less child support, creating tension in Suzanne and Nick's marriage. Terrence asks Suzanne and Gigi to plan a friend's bachelor party. ||||||||
| 12 | 2 | "The We Ain't Going Out Like That Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Adam Lorenzo | January 5, 2011 (2011-01-05) | 202 | 2.3 |
| Nick and Suzanne gear up for a special date night, but Nick becomes bothered when she plans every single detail. Meanwhile, Lindsey and Kevin rummage through an old box of videotapes and discover the 1987–93 sitcom A Different World. ||||||||
| 13 | 3 | "The Oh No She Di-in't Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Antonia March & Jacqueline McKinley | January 12, 2011 (2011-01-12) | 203 | 2.4 |
| Suzanne grows jealous of Nick's pretty young field producer. Elsewhere, Gigi falls for a man, who has children, so she enlists Kevin and Lindsey to help her better relate to kids. Guest Star: Sandra "Pepa" Denton ||||||||
| 14 | 4 | "The Nick's Manny-Pedi Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Andrew Orenstein | January 12, 2011 (2011-01-12) | 208 | 2.4 |
| Suzanne infiltrates Nick's night with the boys, so he retaliates by crashing her all-lady spa getaway. Guest Stars: Toccara Jones and Sherrod Small ||||||||
| 15 | 5 | "The Gold Party Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Luisa Leschin | January 19, 2011 (2011-01-19) | 205 | 3.6 |
| When Nick suspects that Suzanne's wedding ring is fake, he sets out behind her back to replace it with a real one. Meanwhile, a panic-stricken Suzanne believes she's lost the ring. Marilyn arranges a cash for gold party at the house. ||||||||
| 16 | 6 | "The Boy Has Style Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Antonia March & Jacqueline McKinley | January 19, 2011 (2011-01-19) | 206 | 3.8 |
| Lindsey develops a crush on a stylish boy at school, but Suzanne seriously believes that he is gay. Meanwhile, comical mix-ups hound Suzanne when she tries to deliver a package. ||||||||
| 17 | 7 | "The Man and the Bragging Snafu Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Kenya Barris | January 26, 2011 (2011-01-26) | 207 | 3.2 |
| Nick and Suzanne contemplate enrolling their children in a private school, but they soon grow disillusioned by the admissions process. Meanwhile, Kevin lands a modeling gig, but he lacks model behavior when he demands more money. Guest star: Wayne Brady ||||||||
| 18 | 8 | "The Suzanne Theft Auto Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Adam Lorenzo | January 26, 2011 (2011-01-26) | 204 | 3.0 |
| Suzanne becomes overly consumed with Kevin's science project. Elsewhere, Lindsey revs up for driving lessons, only to emerge as a suspect when her mother's car is scratched, when trying to drive it somewhere. Guest star: Michael Blackson ||||||||
| 19 | 9 | "The Despicable E Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Lamont Ferrell | February 2, 2011 (2011-02-02) | 209 | 3.2 |
| Lindsey's romantic attentions turn to a young celebrity DJ, who only neglects her in return. Elsewhere, Suzanne teaches Kevin the art of doing laundry. Guest stars: Michael Strahan and Lil' JJ ||||||||
| 20 | 10 | "The She Got Game Night Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Regina Y. Hicks | February 2, 2011 (2011-02-02) | 210 | 2.9 |
| Suzanne organizes a traditional game night at the house, but the evening turns comically dicey due to a prank and a bet between Nick and Kevin. Guest stars: Toccara Jones and David Rasche ||||||||
| 21 | 11 | "The Valentine's Day Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Jacqueline McKinley Antonia March | February 9, 2011 (2011-02-09) | 211 | 3.8 |
| Nick flops in his efforts to help Kevin with Valentine's Day at school. ||||||||
| 22 | 12 | "The Parent Teacher Trap Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Jason M. Palmer | February 9, 2011 (2011-02-09) | 212 | 2.7 |
| Suzanne serves on a committee at Kevin's school, but complications arise when her fellow female members disrespect her, but adore Nick. ||||||||
| 23 | 13 | "The Whose Card Is It Anyway Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Royale Watkins | February 16, 2011 (2011-02-16) | 213 | 2.5 |
| When Nick misleads Suzanne about spending a gift card, the couple appear before a TV judge to sort out the truth. Guest stars: Sinbad and Adele Givens ||||||||
| 24 | 14 | "The Suzanne Gets One-Upped Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Royale Watkins | February 16, 2011 (2011-02-16) | 214 | 3.8 |
| Nick plans a belated surprise honeymoon for Suzanne, but keeping it a secret causes complications. Elsewhere, Lindsey helps Kevin with his homework. Guest star: Laila Ali ||||||||
| 25 | 15 | "The First .45 Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Arthur Harris | February 23, 2011 (2011-02-23) | 215 | N/A |
| When looking for something for Suzanne, Kevin finds a gun in the closet and plays with it. ||||||||
| 26 | 16 | "The Take Your Kids to Work Day Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Luisa Leschin | February 23, 2011 (2011-02-23) | 216 | N/A |
| Suzanne takes Lindsey to work with her. ||||||||
| 27 | 17 | "The Fall of Troy Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Jason M. Palmer | March 2, 2011 (2011-03-02) | 217 | N/A |
| Kevin stands up for Troy as a bully, Jason starts picking on him as Kevin starts hanging out with Jason and when he is about to beat up Troy, Kevin stands up for him when is about to punch Jason but does and he gets a black eye and they get along and play video games in the end. Guest star: Bobb'e J. Thompson ||||||||
| 28 | 18 | "The Pole Dance Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Royale Watkins | March 2, 2011 (2011-03-02) | 218 | N/A |
| Suzanne shows Nick that she is the best pole dancer on the block. ||||||||
| 29 | 19 | "The Disney Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Antonia March & Jacqueline McKinley | March 9, 2011 (2011-03-09) | 219 | N/A |
| Nick surprised the family by telling them that they're going to Walt Disney World in Florida. Suzanne, on the other hand, had a retreat to do from work with Gigi, so she couldn't go but was later planned to do the retreat in Disney World. Nick and Martin did a golf tournament in Disney World with Anthony Anderson to prove that Nick is a better golf player than Anthony. Guest star: Anthony Anderson ||||||||
| 30 | 20 | "The Salsa Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Antonia March & Jacqueline McKinley | March 9, 2011 (2011-03-09) | 220 | N/A |
| Annoyed that Nick and Suzanne never do anything together, Suzanne signs them up for Salsa dancing classes but gets upset when Nick turns out to be better than her. Meanwhile Kevin shows Lindsey how to get exactly what she wants. Guest star: Tony Dovolani ||||||||
| 31 | 21 | "The Nick Gets Jealous Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Jason M. Palmer | March 16, 2011 (2011-03-16) | 221 | N/A |
| Nick asks Suzanne to help plan a children's charity event. Guest star: Jaleel White ||||||||
| 32 | 22 | "The Test Taker Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Kenya Barris | March 16, 2011 (2011-03-16) | 222 | N/A |
| Kevin helps Frankie study for a test, but Frankie bribes him to take the test for him. ||||||||
| 33 | 23 | "The Compatibility Test Episode," | Alfonso Ribeiro | Michele Marburger & Kevin Marburger | March 23, 2011 (2011-03-23) | 223 | N/A |
| Suzanne meets a relationship expert and becomes convinced that she and Nick are having compatibility issues. Guest star: Leon Robinson ||||||||
| 34 | 24 | "The Good Cop, Bad Cop Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Royale Watkins | March 23, 2011 (2011-03-23) | 224 | N/A |
| Suzanne is tired of being the bad cop as she is tired of Nick being the good cop and saying yes to the kids when they ask him to do something or for money as Nick and Suzanne switch places as Suzanne starts saying yes to the kids and Nick has to say no to them. when Lindsey goes off to a Bruno Mars concert with her friends and she gets in trouble and Nick and Suzanne stop with their drama and when Kevin asks Suzanne to make something, she says no and he says isn't fair and she chases him. ||||||||
| 35 | 25 | "The Mr. Almost Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Owen Smith & Jason M. Palmer | March 30, 2011 (2011-03-30) | 225 | N/A |
| When Nick happens upon an old college pal, the meeting gives rise to a business plan that involves a sports star and an energy drink. The results, however, aren't so bubbly. Guest stars: Deion Sanders and Heavy D ||||||||
| 36 | 26 | "The Play Date Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Kenya Barris | March 30, 2011 (2011-03-30) | 226 | N/A |
| Suzanne and Nick go out with another couple, but the double date soon fizzles when an accusation flies. ||||||||
| 37 | 27 | "The Lindsey Gets High Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Ali LeRoi | April 6, 2011 (2011-04-06) | 227 | N/A |
| Lindsey gets high when her friend gives her a drug and everything changes even her family and her father as Todd Bridges takes her what happens to people when they get high on drugs. ||||||||
| 38 | 28 | "The Liar, Liar Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Luisa Leschin | April 6, 2011 (2011-04-06) | 228 | N/A |
| Suzanne begins to force everyone in the family to tell the truth at all times after she catches Nick in a lie. ||||||||
| 39 | 29 | "The Fight Party Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Royale Watkins | April 13, 2011 (2011-04-13) | 229 | 1.6 |
| Nick's boxing match party unexpectedly takes over the family room on the same night Suzanne's book group is meeting in the living room. Guest star: Tichina Arnold ||||||||
| 40 | 30 | "The Nick's Kid Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Ali LeRoi | April 13, 2011 (2011-04-13) | 230 | 1.7 |
| Suzanne thinks Nick has a kid from a past relationship as he does everything, Nick likes, eats and wear as Nick says he is not his son as he takes a DNA test and he is not the father. Guest star: Kandi Burruss ||||||||
| 41 | 31 | "The Kevin Gets a Commercial Episode" | Richard Correll | Owen Smith | April 27, 2011 (2011-04-27) | 233 | N/A |
| Kevin auditions for a commercial for the mall burger joint Up and Down Burger and ends up being replaced by a famous kid actor that looks just like him and Gigi wants to be in it and she ends up getting to be in it, but with a cameo appearance in the background. Guest star: Michael Blackson ||||||||
| 42 | 32 | "The Suzanne's Surprise Party Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Regina Y. Hicks | April 27, 2011 (2011-04-27) | 234 | N/A |
| Nick and the kids throw a birthday party for Suzanne as she never had one. ||||||||
| 43 | 33 | "The Mother's Day Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Michele Marburger & Kevin Marburger | May 4, 2011 (2011-05-04) | 235 | N/A |
| Suzanne and Marilyn convene for a spa weekend for Mother's Day, but friction soon mounts between the two ||||||||
| 44 | 34 | "The Lindsey Goes Vegan Episode" | Richard Correll | Jason M. Palmer & Kenya Barris | May 4, 2011 (2011-05-04) | 236 | N/A |
| Lindsey becomes a vegan as Nick and Suzanne thinks she is doing it for some boy as she disagrees as Suzanne kinds of joins her as Suzanne becomes weak and stops but Lindsey keeps being vegan and even starts dressing like one and in the end, they find she was doing it for a Jamaican vegan boy and she stops being vegan and gets her favorite meal from Up and Down Burger. ||||||||

### Season 3 (2012–13)

Are We There Yet? returned for a third and final season on September 17, 2012.
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod. code | U.S. viewers (millions) |
| 45 | 1 | "The Staycation Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Adam Lorenzo | September 17, 2012 (2012-09-17) | 231 | 1.54 |
| Nick tries to give his family the best vacation ever but things do not go well at all. ||||||||
| 46 | 2 | "The Thief Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Kristi Korzec | September 18, 2012 (2012-09-18) | 232 | 1.39 |
| Lindsey steals $60 from Gigi's wallet and turns back around and blames Kevin for it. ||||||||
| 47 | 3 | "The Bad Dream Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Adam Lorenzo | September 19, 2012 (2012-09-19) | 301 | 1.71 |
| Kevin and Nick go to an R-rated movie, but Kevin has nightmares from seeing it. ||||||||
| 48 | 4 | "The 22 Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Andrew Orenstein | September 20, 2012 (2012-09-20) | 302 | 1.34 |
| The family oversleeps on the day Lindsey is scheduled to sing the national anthem at a baseball game. Meanwhile, Kevin gets sick. ||||||||
| 49 | 5 | "The Cooking Episode" | Lev L. Spiro | Antonia March & Jacqueline McKinley | September 21, 2012 (2012-09-21) | 303 | 1.19 |
| Nick and Suzanne go head to head in the kitchen when Nick says cooking is "easy" and Suzanne challenges him to a family cooking competition. ||||||||
| 50 | 6 | "The Regift Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Antonia March & Jacqueline McKinley | September 24, 2012 (2012-09-24) | 304 | 1.64 |
| Suzanne tries to return an unlikely gift from Marilyin with Nick not knowing. Guest Star: Rickey Smiley ||||||||
| 51 | 7 | "The Suzanne Gets Arrested Episode" | Lev L. Spiro | Jason M. Palmer | September 25, 2012 (2012-09-25) | 305 | 1.25 |
| Suzanne gets arrested and decides to change her stubborn ways. Guest Star: Joan Rivers ||||||||
| 52 | 8 | "The Second Black President Episode" | Lev L. Spiro | Royale Watkins | September 26, 2012 (2012-09-26) | 306 | 1.99 |
| Kevin tries to run for seventh-grade class president, but he is torn about how to run his campaign. Guest Star: Ice Cube ||||||||
| 53 | 9 | "The Green Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Adam Lorenzo | September 27, 2012 (2012-09-27) | 307 | 1.46 |
| The family tries become environmental friendly with each other but chaos ensures. ||||||||
| 54 | 10 | "The Father's Day Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Jason M. Palmer | September 28, 2012 (2012-09-28) | 308 | 2.00 |
| Frank is an uninvited guest on Nick's Father's Day trip, but the two bond during an elevator stoppage. Guest star: Charlie Murphy as Frank ||||||||
| 55 | 11 | "The My First Job Episode" | Reginald Hudlin | Owen Smith | October 1, 2012 (2012-10-01) | 309 | 1.13 |
| Lindsey gets her first job at a fast food restaurant, but soon gets fired when she gives out free food. ||||||||
| 56 | 12 | "The Tiger Dad Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Antonia March & Jacqueline McKinley | October 2, 2012 (2012-10-02) | 310 | 1.42 |
| Nick tries to become a more effective parent, so he pushes Kevin and Lindsey to become better people. ||||||||
| 57 | 13 | "The Expensive Purse Episode" | Reginald Hudlin | Ali LeRoi | October 3, 2012 (2012-10-03) | 311 | 1.50 |
| Against Nick's wishes, Suzanne buys an expensive purse and Nick becomes suspicious about it, so he uses her guilt to his advantage. ||||||||
| 58 | 14 | "The Master of Ceremonies Episode" | Reginald Hudlin | Michele Marburger & Kevin Marburger | October 4, 2012 (2012-10-04) | 312 | 1.09 |
| Suzanne becomes the subject to Nick's joke-off, and Suzanne retaliates against him. ||||||||
| 59 | 15 | "The Control Issue Episode" | Ted Lange | Luisa Leschin | October 5, 2012 (2012-10-05) | 313 | 1.06 |
| When Nick makes a point that Suzanne is too controlling of the family, Suzanne backs off the issue and later the family realizes that her controlling ways are just what they need. ||||||||
| 60 | 16 | "The Ghost Dog Episode" | Royale Watkins | Reginald Hudlin | October 8, 2012 (2012-10-08) | 314 | 1.01 |
| Nick, Suzanne, and Kevin pull pranks on each other, but their addiction leads to a near-death experience. Guest Star: Jackée Harry ||||||||
| 61 | 17 | "The Lemon Squeeze Episode" | Ted Lange | Antonia March & Jacqueline McKinley | October 9, 2012 (2012-10-09) | 315 | 1.60 |
| Gigi uses an adequate exercise when the family refuses to stop fighting with each other. ||||||||
| 62 | 18 | "The Mother's-in-Law Episode" | Reginald Hudlin | Owen Smith | October 10, 2012 (2012-10-10) | 316 | 1.77 |
| Suzanne's overprotective mother arrives and causes tension between her and Nick when she questions Nick's abilities as a husband. Guest Star: Lynn Whitfield ||||||||
| 63 | 19 | "The Tit for Tat Episode" | Ted Lange | Luisa Leschin | October 11, 2012 (2012-10-11) | 317 | 1.97 |
| A newly hired, attractive woman threatens Nick's job at the station. ||||||||
| 64 | 20 | "The Quarantine Episode" | Reginald Hudlin | Kristi Korzec | October 12, 2012 (2012-10-12) | 318 | N/A |
| Marilyn comes down with a dangerous disease when she comes back home from Mexico, putting the entire family under quarantine. ||||||||
| 65 | 21 | "The V.I.P. Tickets Episode" | Ted Lange | Michele Marburger & Kevin Marburger | October 15, 2012 (2012-10-15) | 319 | N/A |
| Suzanne becomes furious with Nick when Nick decides to invite Martin to a baseball game before she gets invited. ||||||||
| 66 | 22 | "The Lindsey Dances Episode" | Ted Lange | Antonia March & Jacqueline McKinley | October 16, 2012 (2012-10-16) | 320 | N/A |
| Lindsey auditions to dance for a famous rapper's music video, but she later backs out after meeting with the powerful, demanding choreographer. Guest Star: Laurieann Gibson ||||||||
| 67 | 23 | "The Career Day Episode" | Ted Lange | Royale Watkins | October 17, 2012 (2012-10-17) | 321 | N/A |
| For Career Day, Nick serves as a guest speaker for Kevin's class, but his message ultimately confuses Kevin's classmates. ||||||||
| 68 | 24 | "The House Sitter's Episode" | Ted Lange | Michele Marburger & Kevin Marburger | October 18, 2012 (2012-10-18) | 322 | N/A |
| Nick and Suzanne's next door's neighbors become irresponsible house sitters. Guest Star: Tempestt Bledsoe, Darryl M. Bell ||||||||
| 69 | 25 | "The Nick Gets Promoted Episode" | Ted Lange | Jason M. Palmer | October 19, 2012 (2012-10-19) | 323 | N/A |
| Nick anxiously awaits for a promotion, but he works hard to prove that he got what it takes and works with a colleague who is arrogant. ||||||||
| 70 | 26 | "The Big Loan Episode" | Ted Lange | Antonia March & Jacqueline McKinley | October 22, 2012 (2012-10-22) | 324 | N/A |
| Lindsey works with Nick at his station, but she doesn't take her job very seriously, forcing Nick to make a tough decision. Suzanne wants to buy Nick a surprise birthday gift, so she takes out a loan from Marilyn. ||||||||
| 71 | 27 | "The Family Portrait Episode" | Oz Scott | Luisa Leschin | October 23, 2012 (2012-10-23) | 325 | N/A |
| Suzanne gathers everyone up for a family portrait. Guest Star: Miguel A. Núñez Jr ||||||||
| 72 | 28 | "The Nick Hosts a Telethon Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Adam Lorenzo | October 24, 2012 (2012-10-24) | 326 | N/A |
| Nick host a fund-raiser for charity. Elsewhere, Suzanne tangles with a wealthy client. ||||||||
| 73 | 29 | "The Nick Gets an Assistant Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Kristi Korzec | October 25, 2012 (2012-10-25) | 327 | N/A |
| Nick is coerced into hiring an assistant, but the newbie gets too close to Nick's family and friends. Suzanne gets sick. Guest star: Russell Peters ||||||||
| 74 | 30 | "The Silent Treatment Episode" | Oz Scott | Royale Watkins | October 26, 2012 (2012-10-26) | 328 | N/A |
| Nick and Suzanne get into an argument and refuse to talk to each other. ||||||||
| 75 | 31 | "The Kwandanegaba Children's Fund Episode" | Oz Scott | Leo Benvenuti & Steve Rudnick | October 29, 2012 (2012-10-29) | 329 | N/A |
| Lindsey and Kevin give to a charity, but Nick decides to step in when the charity keeps asking for more and more money. Guest Star: Michael Blackson ||||||||
| 76 | 32 | "The Blockbuster Movie Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Owen Smith | October 30, 2012 (2012-10-30) | 330 | N/A |
| Nick and Suzanne plan to attend a high-profile movie blockbuster, but their busy schedules create mighty complications. ||||||||
| 77 | 33 | "The Pocket Dial Episode" | Jerry Levine | Jason M. Palmer | October 31, 2012 (2012-10-31) | 331 | N/A |
| Nick retaliates after he overhears Suzanne revealing personal information to Gigi. ||||||||
| 78 | 34 | "The Secret Episode" | Jerry Levine | Antonia March & Jacqueline McKinley | November 1, 2012 (2012-11-01) | 332 | N/A |
| The spread of certain secrets ruin a couple newfound romance. Guest Star: Bill Bellamy ||||||||
| 79 | 35 | "The Life Insurance Episode" | Oz Scott | Royale Watkins | November 2, 2012 (2012-11-02) | 333 | N/A |
| Nick and Suzanne consider going for life insurance. ||||||||
| 80 | 36 | "The Hypertension Episode" | Oz Scott | Adam Lorenzo | November 9, 2012 (2012-11-09) | 334 | N/A |
| Nick discovers he has high-blood pressure and looks for ways to reduce stress in his life. ||||||||
| 81 | 37 | "The Satchel Pagge Episode" | Oz Scott | Leo Benvenuti & Steve Rudnick | November 12, 2012 (2012-11-12) | 335 | N/A |
| Nick hopes to hire a golden-voiced man for voice-over work; Suzanne misplaces Gigi's expensive cashmere sweater. Guest Star: Reg E. Cathey, Ernest Thomas ||||||||
| 82 | 38 | "The Cyrano Episode" | Jerry Levine | Andrew Orenstein | November 12, 2012 (2012-11-12) | 336 | N/A |
| Romantic complications ensue when Nick helps a shy colleague improve his love life. Meanwhile, a pinkeye epidemic keeps Lindsey away from school. ||||||||
| 83 | 39 | "The Identity Theft Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Jason M. Palmer | November 13, 2012 (2012-11-13) | 401 | N/A |
| Nick thinks an anonymous person has stolen his identity; Suzanne leaves for the week to attend her childhood friend's wedding; and Marilyn set out to teach the kids a life lesson. ||||||||
| 84 | 40 | "The Inappropriate Website Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Owen Smith | November 13, 2012 (2012-11-13) | 402 | N/A |
| Nick accidentally pulls up an adult website at work, offending a female colleague. Meanwhile, Suzanne waits at home for a new couch to be delivered, and Lindsey prepares for a Shakespeare test. Guest stars: Darrell Hammond, Horatio Sanz, Ellen Muth, Judy Gold ||||||||
| 85 | 41 | "The Open Mic Gaffe Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Michele Marburger & Kevin Marburger | November 14, 2012 (2012-11-14) | 403 | N/A |
| Nick don't recognize his microphone is on and it insults a colleague at the studio; Marilyn learns the life of the Internet with help from the Kids. ||||||||
| 86 | 42 | "The Timeshare Episode" | Ted Lange | Luisa Leschin | November 14, 2012 (2012-11-14) | 404 | N/A |
| Marilyn dates a younger man, but Nick raises his suspicions about her new love's true intentions; Kevin breaks his arm. ||||||||
| 87 | 43 | "The Thanksgiving Episode" | Ted Lange | Antonia March & Jacqueline McKinley | November 14, 2012 (2012-11-14) | 405 | N/A |
| Friends and extended family gather for a Thanksgiving dinner, but Suzanne forgets the turkey. Guest stars: Cindy Williams, Lynn Whitfield, Obba Babatundé, Jamie Hector ||||||||
| 88 | 44 | "The Sex Symbol Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Kristi Korzec | November 15, 2012 (2012-11-15) | 406 | N/A |
| Nick is voted as Seattle's sexiest sportscaster, but his newfound celebrity has downsides. Guest stars: Darrell Hammond, Horatio Sanz ||||||||
| 89 | 45 | "The Insignificant Anniversary Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Kenya Barris | November 15, 2012 (2012-11-15) | 407 | 0.96 |
| Nick forgets an anniversary. Meanwhile, the children star in Internet videos wearing superhero costumes while doling out advice to users. ||||||||
| 90 | 46 | "The Long Con Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Leo Benvenuti & Steve Rudnick | November 16, 2012 (2012-11-16) | 408 | N/A |
| Kevin buys an inexpensive African mask at a yard sale, but the item may actually be a very valuable piece of art. Elsewhere, Lindsey prepares for a big date with her crush and receives dating advice from the gang. ||||||||
| 91 | 47 | "The Bigg Box Klub Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Story by : Adrienne LeRoi Teleplay by : Ali LeRoi | November 16, 2012 (2012-11-16) | 409 | N/A |
| The gang shop until they drop when they get a membership at a discount bulk store. Meanwhile, Lindsey enters a speed-texting contest. ||||||||
| 92 | 48 | "The Black Friday Episode" | Ted Lange | Michele Marburger & Kevin Marburger | November 19, 2012 (2012-11-19) | 410 | N/A |
| Comical chaos ensues when the gang waits in line to shop at a department store on Black Friday. Here, Kevin anticipates buying a new video game, Lindsey meets a boy, relationship problems plague Martin and Terrence hopes to buy toys for charity. Guest star: Sherrod Small ||||||||
| 93 | 49 | "The Blackout Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Jacqueline McKinley & Antonia March | November 19, 2012 (2012-11-19) | 411 | N/A |
| A guys' night out goes awry, resulting in lost recollections due to alcohol-fueled blackouts and the disappearance of Nick's wedding ring. Guest stars: Laila Ali, Sherrod Small ||||||||
| 94 | 50 | "The Wrong Way Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Jason M. Palmer | November 20, 2012 (2012-11-20) | 412 | N/A |
| Nick attends his high-school reunion but must face an embarrassing incident from his past. Meanwhile, Lindsey throws a party. Guest star: Kevin Farley ||||||||
| 95 | 51 | "The Concussion Episode" | Keesha Sharp | Dave Bizgia | November 20, 2012 (2012-11-20) | 413 | N/A |
| Nick suffers a concussion. Guest star: Darrell Hammond ||||||||
| 96 | 52 | "The Bucket List Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Antonia March & Jacqueline McKinley | November 21, 2012 (2012-11-21) | 414 | N/A |
| Nick worries about his mortality and creates a bucket list featuring overly dangerous activities. Meanwhile, Kevin and Troy launch an underground candy ring at school. ||||||||
| 97 | 53 | "The Spelling Bee Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Owen Smith | November 21, 2012 (2012-11-21) | 415 | N/A |
| Nick meets a famous actor, who shadows Nick in preparation for a role. Meanwhile, Kevin gears up for a spelling bee. Guest star: Charlie Murphy ||||||||
| 98 | 54 | "The Kleptomaniac Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Luisa Leschin | November 22, 2012 (2012-11-22) | 416 | N/A |
| Nick is enlisted to host a charity walkathon. Meanwhile, Marilyn's bracelet goes missing, and the children train for their participation in the charity walk. ||||||||
| 99 | 55 | "The Hand on a House Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Jason M. Palmer | November 23, 2012 (2012-11-23) | 417 | N/A |
| Nick and others enter a contest to win a house. Guest Star: Billy Ray Cyrus ||||||||
| 100 | 56 | "The Good Day Seattle Episode" | Ali LeRoi | Michele Marburger & Kevin Marburger | March 1, 2013 (2013-03-01) | 418 | 1.90 |
| A new morning show is launched at the station, but Nick must co-host it with a self-serving reality star. Meanwhile, Marilyn moves in with the family. Note: This is the 100th episode. This is the series finale and the only episode of the show to air in 2013. ||||||||