# Natalie Haynes

Natalie Louise Haynes (born 1974) is an English writer, broadcaster, classicist, and comedian.

## Early life

Haynes was born in Birmingham, where she attended the private King Edward VI High School for Girls. She grew up in Bournville. She read Classics at Christ's College, Cambridge, and was a member of Cambridge University Footlights Dramatic Club.

## Career
### Radio

Haynes has appeared on BBC Radio 4 as a panellist on Wordaholics, We've Been Here Before, Banter, Quote... Unquote, Personality Test and Armando Iannucci's Charm Offensive, and she has been an announcer on BBC Radio 4 Extra. She has contributed to the BBC 7 comedy review show Serious About Comedy and she reviews films for Front Row.
Her stand-up has featured in Front Row and Loose Ends on BBC Radio 4 and Spanking New on BBC 7. She appeared in BBC Radio 4's Pick of the Fringe in 2004 and 2005. She has also appeared on BBC Radio 5 Live's Anita Anand Show, and MacAulay and Co. on BBC Scotland.
In 2005 and 2006, Haynes wrote and presented documentaries on comic writers, for BBC Radio 4. Her subjects included the modern female writers Jessica Mitford, Dorothy Parker and Julie Burchill, and the classical male writers Aristophanes, Juvenal and Martial.
She appears as a critic on Saturday Review on BBC Radio 4. On 4 February 2013, she was the star of the BBC Radio 4 programme With Great Pleasure. Her guests included the novelist Julian Barnes, who read from one of his own books.
From March 2014 BBC Radio 4 has broadcast Natalie Haynes Stands up for the Classics, in which, aided by experts, Haynes discusses, with both serious and humorous remarks, historical and mythological figures from ancient Greece and Rome. Series one through nine each contained four episodes of around half an hour, but series ten comprised six episodes, followed by a Christmas special.

### List of episodes of Natalie Haynes Stands up for the Classics

| Series | No. of episodes | Subjects | First broadcast dates |
| 1 | 4 | Aspasia, Virgil, Sophocles, Petronius. | 24 March – 14 April 2014 |
| 2 | 4 | Aristophanes, Ovid, Plato, Agrippina the Younger | 11 April – 2 May 2016 |
| 3 | 4 | Sappho, Cicero, Lucian, Juvenal | 3–24 August 2017 |
| 4 | 4 | Phryne, Horace, Euripides, Livy | 30 July – 20 August 2018 |
| 5 | 4 | Aristotle, Claudia Severa, Suetonius, Homer's Iliad | 23 December 2019 – 13 January 2020 |
| 6 | 4 | Helen of Troy, Penthesilea, Eurydice, Penelope | 17 May – 7 June 2020 |
| 7 | 4 | Medusa, Pandora, Jocasta, Clytemnestra | 8 May – 8 June 2021 |
| 8 | 4 | Pompeii, Spartan Women, Lucretius, Homer's Odyssey | 14 August – 4 September 2022 |
| 9 | 4 | Martial, Demeter, Athene, Livia | 28 November – 19 December 2023 |
| 10 | 6 | Cleopatra, Hesiod, Aphrodite, Artemis, Aesop, Tacitus | 8 July – 19 August 2024 |
| Christmas Special | 1 | Saturnalia | 26 December 2024 |

### Television

Haynes was a regular panellist on BBC's The Review Show and was the most-booked guest on More4's The Last Word. She appeared as a panellist on BBC 4's The Book Quiz, and on its Poetry Special alongside Andrew Motion and George Szirtes. She also appeared on Backlash, a BBC2 documentary on voluntary childlessness, wrote and performed in the STV/Assembly Television Best of the Fest in August 2005. Haynes has been a panellist on BBC Four's quiz show Mindgames, appeared on Must Try Harder on BBC Two in 2006 and was the art and literature expert on the BBC Two quiz show Knowitalls.
In August 2007, when she appeared on an episode of The Book Quiz hosted by David Baddiel, she admitted researching a book on Wikipedia in order to bluff having read it.
In April 2008, Haynes was a member of the stand-up comedians' team on University Challenge: The Professionals. Her team lost to the Ministry of Justice, 100 points to 215. In November 2009, she appeared on BBC One's Question Time.
In February 2022, Haynes was announced as the new presenter of the online revival of Time Team, alongside Gus Casely-Hayford.

### Journalism

Haynes has been a guest contributor for The Times since October 2006, and a regular contributor to New Humanist. She has also written for The Sunday Times Magazine, The Sunday Telegraph, The Big Issue, Loaded and The Independent.

### Live shows

Haynes has toured (including Dublin, Berlin to Manhattan) and has performed five Edinburgh Fringe sell-out runs and national tours. She was nominated for the Best Newcomer Award at the 2002 Perrier Comedy Awards, the first woman to receive this nomination.
* 2002 Six Degrees of Desolation (nominated for Perrier Award Best Newcomer)
* 2003 Troubled Enough
* 2004 Still Not Sorry
* 2005 Run Or Die
* 2006 Watching the Detectives
Haynes is the only comedian to have appeared at every Newbury Comedy Festival.

### Writing

Haynes contributed an essay to Serenity Found, a book about Joss Whedon's television show Firefly, edited by Jane Espenson, which was published in 2007 by BenBella Books. Her entries on subjects from Agatha Christie to E. F. Benson can be found in Cassell's Little Black Book of Books, published in 2007.
Her first children's novel, The Great Escape, was published by Simon & Schuster in September 2007. It won a PETA Proggy award, for best animal-friendly children's book, in 2008.
Haynes has written three non-fiction books. The Ancient Guide to Modern Life, on the subject of how living well in the present requires some recourse to the ancient world, was published by Profile Books in November 2010. Her second non-fiction book, Pandora's Jar: Women in the Greek Myths, was published by Picador in October 2020, and was a New York Times bestseller. Margaret Atwood called it "funny" and "sharp".
Haynes's first novel, Amber Fury (titled The Furies in the U.S.), was published in 2014. It was shortlisted for the Scottish Crime Book of the Year award. Her second novel, Children of Jocasta, a retelling of Antigone and Oedipus Rex, was published in 2017.
Haynes's third novel, A Thousand Ships (relating to the Trojan War), was published by Pan Macmillan on 4 May 2019. She discussed it on BBC Radio 4's Woman's Hour that month. A Thousand Ships was shortlisted for the Women's Prize for Fiction in 2020.
Haynes's fourth novel, Stone Blind, a retelling of the myth of Medusa, was published by Pan Macmillan on 15 September 2022, and an abridged version was read on BBC Radio 4 by Susannah Fielding. In March 2024 the German edition of the title was shortlisted for the Young Adult Jury Award of the German Youth Literature Awards which will be awarded at the Frankfurt Book Fair in October.
Haynes was awarded the Classical Association Prize in 2015.

## Works

* The Great Escape (Simon & Schuster, 2007) ISBN 978-1-41692-605-4
* The Ancient Guide to Modern Life (Profile Books, 2010) ISBN 978-1-84765-293-5
* The Amber Fury (Corvus, 2014) ISBN 978-1-78239-275-0
* The Children of Jocasta (Pan Macmillan, 2017) ISBN 978-1-5098-3615-4
* A Thousand Ships (Pan Macmillan, 2019) ISBN 978-1-5098-3619-2
* Pandora's Jar: Women in the Greek Myths (Pan Macmillan, 2020) ISBN 978-1-5098-7311-1
* Stone Blind: Medusa's Story (Pan Macmillan, September 2022) ISBN 978-1-5290-6147-5
* Divine Might: Goddesses in Greek Myth (Pan Macmillan, October 2023) ISBN 978-1-5290-8948-6
* No Friend to This House (2025)