# The Beards (Australian band)

The Beards were an Australian comedy folk rock band which formed in 2005 in Adelaide and disbanded in October 2016. The group played music themed around the virtues of having a beard. They had developed from a four-piece rock band, the Dairy Brothers, which were established in 2003.

## Career
### 2003–2007: The Dairy Brothers

The Dairy Brothers were a four-piece rock band based in Adelaide, which formed in 2003, and performed at local pubs and clubs. The band members were Tom Bettany (a.k.a. Tom Rockchild) on bass keytar and vocals, Michael Bidstrup (a.k.a. Bam Bam Bidstrup) on drums, Joshua Fielder (a.k.a. J-Wah!) on guitar and Joel McMillan (a.k.a. Late Joel Milkowski or One Hundred Dollars) on vocals and keyboard. The Dairy Brothers released a six-track extended play, Full Cream Ahead (2004), and followed with a second EP, Got Rock? (February 2007).
Andrew Crosbie of MediaSearch caught a performance in Melbourne in December 2006, "their sound, although not completely original, is a breath of fresh air into what can be a slightly stale Australian rock scene. They combine the humorous lyrical stylings of Tenacious D with the driving piano of earlier Ben Folds and a guitar sound that shifts through pinnacle elements of rock from the past thirty years, giving a performance that will keep you in a well humoured and merry state of being."

### 2005-2009: Formation and early years

Bettany, Bidstrup, Fielder and McMillan formed the Beards in 2005 in Adelaide to play a one-off show. They rose in popularity and developed a cult following with the release of their first album, The Beards, in July 2007. The band played at the Adelaide venue of Big Day Out in 2008 and 2009. They were active in the Adelaide music scene but were largely unknown beyond their hometown.
In 2009 they released a follow-up album, Beards Beards Beards, and a music video for "If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums", which received positive acclamations and garnered increased interest online, as well as airtime on Australian Broadcasting Corporation music video program, rage. The Beards travelled to Alaska to perform at the opening ceremony of the World Beard & Moustache Championships. Upon returning to Adelaide, the band began to tour Australia for the first time.

### 2009-2016: Tours and further releases

The Beards went on to tour Australia extensively, releasing their third album Having a Beard is the New Not Having a Beard and producing music videos for the tracks "Got Me a Beard", "Beard Accessory Store", and "You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man", with the last of these coming 99th place in Triple J's Top 100 list of 2011.
In 2012, "You Should Consider Having Sex with a Bearded Man" was nominated for an APRA Award (song of the year) and the band's third album (Having a Beard is the New Not Having a Beard) was nominated for an ARIA Award (best comedy album).
In 2013 the band travelled to North America, playing multiple performances at SXSW and Canadian Music Week as well as performing showcase sets in LA, Houston, New York and Toronto. They returned to Australia, performing at Bluesfest in Byron Bay. In May 2013, they embarked on the First World Tour, playing shows in Netherlands, Germany, Belgium and the UK, where they appeared at the Bearded Theory Festival, before returning home for the Australian leg of the tour.
In early 2014, The Beards travelled Europe on the Euro-Bout To Grow A Beard Tour with stops in Britain (Stereo, Glasgow; The Glee Club, Nottingham; The Black Box, Belfast), Denmark, The Netherlands and Germany. In Cologne a 90-minute show was recorded for Rockpalast.
On 9 May 2014, The Beards released their fourth studio album, The Beard Album. This coincided with an Australian launch tour, which continued on to Europe in November and December. They stopped again in UK, Denmark, The Netherlands and Germany with additional stops in France, Sweden, Norway and Switzerland. The Beards released the music video of Strokin' My Beard in July 2015. It consists of footage of their last tour shot by fans in the audience.
To celebrate their 10th anniversary as a band, The Beards released a 2-disc compilation/live album Ten Long Years, One Long Beard, featuring never before heard songs and versions, as well as a live concert recording. A new single, also called "Ten Long Years, One Long Beard" was released with an accompanying music video. The Beards' anniversary tour Ten Long Years, One Long Beard started in September 2015 with stops in Sweden, Denmark, Germany, The Netherlands, Switzerland and the UK, before returning home to finish the tour in Australia.
In 2016, the band members announced their decision to discontinue the band as a live touring act. A Farewell Tour commenced in February 2016, with the final date booked for 28 October at The Governor Hindmarsh Hotel ("The Gov") in Adelaide. Bettany later recalled, "After cutting our teeth on the local scene following high school and during uni we formed a band called The Dairy Brothers which actually landed us a Front Bar residency at The Gov. At the time were so stoked to be actually playing at The Gov; was a bit of a dream to be playing there. The Dairy Brothers slowly morphed into The Beards and that became our life for over a decade; something we never could have predicted happening!"

### 2025: Bluesfest reunion

In September 2024, the band announced they would be reuniting for the final Byron Bay Bluesfest in 2025.

## Members

* Johann Beardraven (Joel McMillan) – lead vocals, keyboards, keytar, saxophone
* John Beardman, Jr. (Michael Bidstrup) – drums
* Nathaniel Beard (Tom Bettany) – bass guitar, backing vocals
* Facey McStubblington (Joshua Fielder) – guitar, electric guitar, backing vocals

## Discography
### Studio albums

| Title | Details | Peak chart positions |
| Title | Details | AUS |
| The Beards | Released: 21 July 2007 Label: Spare Room Audio | — |
| Beards, Beards, Beards | Released: 7 May 2010 Label: Spare Room Audio (BBB-01) | — |
| Having a Beard is the New Not Having a Beard | Released: 9 March 2012 Label: Spare Room Audio (BBB-03) | 63 |
| The Beard Album | Released: 9 May 2014 Label: Spare Room Audio (BBB-04) | 30 |

### Compilation albums

| Title | Details |
| Ten Long Years, One Long Beard | Released: 4 September 2015 Label: Spare Room Audio (BBB-05) |
| The Final Show | Released: 2017 available on Limited Edition USB-Stick "Comb" filmed 28 October 2016 at The Governor Hindmarsh Hotel, Adelaide |

### Singles

| Title | Year | Album |
| "Growing a Beard" | 2007 | The Beards |
| "If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums" | 2009 | Beards, Beards, Beards |
| "You Should Consider Having Sex with a Bearded Man" | 2011 | Having A Beard Is the New Not Having a Beard |
| "I'm in the Mood... For Beards" | 2012 | Having A Beard Is the New Not Having a Beard |
| "Got Me A Beard" | 2012 | Having A Beard Is the New Not Having a Beard |
| "All the Bearded Ladies" | 2014 | The Beard Album |
| "Stroking My Beard" | 2015 | The Beard Album |
| "I'm Growing a Beard Downstairs for Christmas" (with Kate Miller-Heidke) | 2015 | non album single |

## Awards and nominations
### APRA Music Awards

The APRA Awards are held in Australia and New Zealand by the Australasian Performing Right Association to recognise songwriting skills, sales and airplay performance by its members annually.
| Year | Nominee / work | Award | Result |
| 2012 | You Should Consider Having Sex with a Bearded Man" | Song of the Year | Nominated |

### ARIA Music Awards

The ARIA Music Awards is an annual awards ceremony that recognises excellence, innovation, and achievement across all genres of Australian music. They were nominated for three awards.
| Year | Nominee / work | Award | Result |
| 2012 | Having a Beard Is the New Not Having a Beard | Best Comedy Release | Nominated |
| 2014 | The Beards Album | Best Comedy Release | Nominated |
| 2016 | "I'm Growing a Beard Downstairs for Christmas" (with Kate Miller-Heidke) | Best Comedy Release | Nominated |

### Fowler's Live Music Awards

The Fowler's Live Music Awards took place from 2012 to 2014 to "recognise success and achievement over the past 12 months [and] celebrate the great diversity of original live music" in South Australia. Since 2015 they're known as the South Australian Music Awards.
| Year | Nominee / work | Award | Result (wins only) |
| 2012 | "You Should Consider Having Sex with a Bearded Man" | Best Video | Won |
| 2013 | The Beards | Best Pop Artist | Won |
| 2014 | The Beards | Best Pop Artist | Won |

### National Live Music Awards

The National Live Music Awards (NLMAs) are a broad recognition of Australia's diverse live industry, celebrating the success of the Australian live scene. The awards commenced in 2016.
| Year | Nominee / work | Award | Result |
| 2016 | Johann Beardraven (The Beards) | Live Instrumentalist of the Year | Won |