# Married... with Children season 3

This is a list of episodes for the third season (1988–89) of the television series Married... with Children.
The third season marked an increase in the show's popularity, based on Terry Rakolta's moral campaign against the show, which began after the episode "Her Cups Runneth Over", in which Al and Steve go to a lingerie store in search of Peggy's favorite bra, which had been discontinued. Michael Faustino makes his second guest appearance. During the season, the show became the first on Fox to achieve a quarter share of viewership.
The episode "I'll See You in Court" was withdrawn from airing at the time. In the episode, Al and Peggy Bundy unintentionally have a sex tape filmed of themselves at a motel and attempt to sue the motel owner. Fox chose not to air the episode surrounding other controversies related to the show, and "I'll See You in Court" did not air until 2002 when FX acquired the rights to reruns of Married... with Children. It was aired for the first time as a "lost episode" on June 18, 2002.

## Episodes

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod. code | U.S. viewers (millions) | Rating/share (households) |
| 36 | 1 | "He Thought He Could" | Gerry Cohen | Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye | November 7, 1988 (1988-11-07) | 302 | N/A | 9.4/13 |
| While moving old boxes from the attic, Al comes across a copy of The Little Engine That Could, which hasn't been returned to the local library (headed by an evil, redheaded woman named Miss DeGroot) since 1957. |||||||||
| 37 | 2 | "I'm Going to Sweatland" | Gerry Cohen | Story by : Carl Studebaker Teleplay by : Pamela Wick & Susan Cridland | November 21, 1988 (1988-11-21) | 303 | N/A | 10.0/14 |
| Peggy becomes obsessed with Elvis Presley when she sees a man who looks like the King at the mall and sees his image in a sweat stain on one of Al's shirts. Note: Ed O'Neill's hometown of Youngstown, Ohio is referenced twice in the episode, first by Marcy when she says she would leave Steve for either Elvis or Youngstown native "Boom Boom" Mancini, then again at the end of the episode when Peggy learns that Elvis was spotted at a hardware store in Youngstown, which leads to her, Al, & Steve to follow "Elvis" to Youngstown to sell 700 pairs of blue suede shoes. |||||||||
| 38 | 3 | "Poke High" | Gerry Cohen | Ralph R. Farquhar | November 28, 1988 (1988-11-28) | 304 | N/A | 10.5/15 |
| Al tries to keep Matt, a local high-school boy from breaking his football record. Meanwhile, Kelly, who is in love with Matt, joins the cheeleader squad and tries to get a date with him during a game. |||||||||
| 39 | 4 | "The Camping Show" "A Period Piece" | Gerry Cohen | Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh | December 12, 1988 (1988-12-12) | 301 | 12.7 | 8.2/12 |
| A guys-only fishing trip with Al, Bud and Steve turns sour when Steve invites Marcy, who then invites Peg and Kelly on the trip — and things get worse when all three of the women have their periods simultaneously. |||||||||
| 40 | 5 | "A Dump of My Own" | Gerry Cohen | Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt | January 9, 1989 (1989-01-09) | 305 | 17.6 | 10.3/14 |
| Al realizes his dream to build his own bathroom in the garage. |||||||||
| 41 | 6 | "Her Cups Runneth Over" | Gerry Cohen | Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung | January 16, 1989 (1989-01-16) | 306 | 18.7 | 10.3/15 |
| Peg becomes depressed on her birthday when her favorite bra is discontinued. Al and Steve discover that Peggy's favorite bra is still being sold at a lingerie store called Francine's of Wisconsin. Note: This episode started Terry Rakolta's moral boycott campaign against Married... with Children. |||||||||
| 42 | 7 | "The Bald and the Beautiful" | John Sgueglia | Jules Dennis & Richard Mueller | January 30, 1989 (1989-01-30) | 307 | 17.8 | 10.4/15 |
| Steve thinks he's going bald after finding a newspaper clipping for an antibaldness cure given to him by Marcy. |||||||||
| 43 | 8 | "The Gypsy Cried" | Gerry Cohen | Richard Gurman | February 6, 1989 (1989-02-06) | 309 | 18.5 | 10.9/15 |
| Steve and Marcy hire a psychic, who predicts good fortune for Al, Peg, and Steve — and doom for Marcy. |||||||||
| 44 | 9 | "Requiem for a Dead Barber" | James E. Hornbeck | Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye | February 13, 1989 (1989-02-13) | 310 | 21.6 | 12.0/18 |
| Al's favorite barber dies, prompting him to go to a salon and risk losing his masculinity. |||||||||
| 45 | 10 | "I'll See You in Court" | Gerry Cohen | Jeanne Baruch & Jeanne Romano | Unaired June 18, 2002 (2002-06-18) (on FX) | 308 | N/A | N/A |
| To spark up their waning marriage, Al and Peg go to a seedy motel, where one of the porn movies they watch is surveillance footage of Steve and Marcy having sex. |||||||||
| 46 | 11 | "Eatin' Out" | Gerry Cohen | Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh | February 20, 1989 (1989-02-20) | 311 | 19.9 | 11.5/17 |
| After receiving a moderately large windfall, the Bundys go out to eat at a fancy restaurant — and trouble starts when they forget to bring the money with them. |||||||||
| 47 | 12 | "My Mom, the Mom" | Gerry Cohen | Story by : Jan Rosenbloom Teleplay by : Lesa Kite & Cindy Begel | February 27, 1989 (1989-02-27) | 312 | 21.1 | 12.5/18 |
| Peg resorts to acting like a true mom when Kelly picks her to appear at Polk High's Parents Day. Meanwhile, Al teaches Bud the value of a dollar by putting him to work at the shoe store. |||||||||
| 48 | 13 | "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me" | Gerry Cohen | Story by : Gabrielle Topping Teleplay by : Robert Ulin | March 6, 1989 (1989-03-06) | 313 | 19.7 | 11.4/17 |
| After getting Polk High's dance club in trouble during a field trip, Kelly is forced to join and perform tap at the school talent show. Meanwhile, Al thinks a conspiracy exists among the women when his socks end up missing. |||||||||
| 49 | 14 | "A Three Job, No Income Family" | Gerry Cohen | Richard Gurman | March 20, 1989 (1989-03-20) | 314 | 17.4 | 10.9/16 |
| When money becomes tighter than usual at the Bundy house, Peg signs Al up for a job as a make-up salesman, but when Peg hears the job's perks, she signs up for the job, instead, and (seemingly) proves to be a better seller than Al. Pauly Shore guests as Al's manager. |||||||||
| 50 | 15 | "The Harder They Fall" | Gerry Cohen | Ellen L. Fogle | March 27, 1989 (1989-03-27) | 315 | 16.2 | 10.4/17 |
| While driving with Steve to the video store, Peg flips off a driver and gets Steve in trouble, prompting the Bundys to stay at the Rhoades' house to protect him — and take advantage of their neighbors' hospitality. |||||||||
| 51 | 16 | "The House That Peg Lost" | Gerry Cohen | Steve Granat & Mel Sherer | April 10, 1989 (1989-04-10) | 316 | 19.3 | 12.0/18 |
| While the Rhoades’ are away on vacation, the Bundys are called to house-sit for them, leading to the Rhoades' house being taken away by a man looking for a roadhouse. Meanwhile, Kelly has a slumber party with her best friends, which leads to chaos when Bud reveals that Kelly slept with her best friends' boyfriends. |||||||||
| 52 | 17 | "Married... with Prom Queen (Part I)" | Gerry Cohen | Ellen L. Fogle | April 24, 1989 (1989-04-24) | 317 | 17.5 | 10.6/17 |
| Part one of two: Peggy's chances at being prom queen at her high school reunion are doomed when her old rival, Connie Bender ("Bring a friend, it won't offend her"), arrives. Meanwhile, Al meets his old rival in high school and continues the fight they last had following graduation. |||||||||
| 53 | 18 | "Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (Part II)" | Gerry Cohen | Ellen L. Fogle | May 1, 1989 (1989-05-01) | 318 | 17.7 | 11.2/18 |
| Conclusion: Peggy recruits Bud and Kelly's help in rigging the prom queen election so Peg can win. Meanwhile, Al squares off with high-school rival Jack in a parking-lot fight. |||||||||
| 54 | 19 | "The Dateless Amigo" | Gerry Cohen | Sara V. Finney & Vida Spears | May 8, 1989 (1989-05-08) | 320 | 17.8 | 10.2/16 |
| Al comes up with a new invention called Shoe Lights and uses Kelly as his guinea pig. Meanwhile, Bud, trying to prove to his friends that he can get a girl, uses a department-store mannequin as his date. |||||||||
| 55 | 20 | "The Computer Show" | Gerry Cohen | Ralph R. Farquhar | May 15, 1989 (1989-05-15) | 319 | 14.1 | 8.5/14 |
| Against Al's wishes, Peg and Marcy buy a home computer for the Bundy house. |||||||||
| 56 | 21 | "Life's a Beach" | Gerry Cohen | Ralph R. Farquhar | May 22, 1989 (1989-05-22) | 321 | 17.5 | 10.6/17 |
| The Bundys spend a day at the beach. Michael Faustino guests. |||||||||
| 57 | 22 | "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid" | Gerry Cohen | Story by : Len O'Neill Teleplay by : Jeanne Baruch & Jeanne Romano | May 22, 1989 (1989-05-22) | 322 | 17.5 | 10.6/17 |
| The neighborhood women become the targets of a peeping Tom — except for Peg, who takes it as a sign that she is not attractive anymore. Meanwhile, Al convinces Bud to help Kelly with her studies. |||||||||