# The Phantom Surfers

The Phantom Surfers are a surf rock band formed in 1988.

## Members
### Current (latest album)

* "Swell" Mel Bergman: guitar
* Mike "Mouth" Lucas: bass
* Maz "Spazz" Kattuah: guitar
* Russell "Junky Johnny" Quan: drums
* Johnny "Big Hand" Bartlett: guitar

### Previous

* Johnny "Big Hand" Bartlett: guitar
* Mel "Frostbite" Bergman: guitar
* Michael "Daddy Love" Lucas: bass
* Maz "Tender Pants"/"Good Knievel" Kattuah: drums
* Trent Ruane: rhythm guitar and organ on Big-Screen Spectaculars LP
* Fred again

### First

* Johnny "Big Hand" Bartlett: guitar
* Mel "Frostbite" Bergman: guitar
* Michael "Daddy Love" Lucas: bass
* Danny Seelig: drums

## Discography
### Albums
#### Eighteen Deadly Ones! LP

(Norton Records, 1992)
* Pleasure Point
* 20,000 Leagues Under the Surf
* San Onofre
* Horror Beach
* Monster From The Surf
* Sewer Peak
* Surfin' With The Vy
* Legend Of The Phantom Surfer
* Wave Hog
* Palincar
* Sandtrap Stomp
* Slots O'Fun
* Stiletto
* 14 Miles To Gotham
* Theme From Dead West
* Twist Off
* Jalama Burger
* Banzai Run

#### Phantom Surfers Play The Songs Of The Big-Screen Spectaculars LP

(Estrus, 1992)
* Bikini Drag
* Pursuit of the Leather Girls
* Geronimo
* L'Ultima Volta
* Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte
* Batwoman vs. Ratfink
* High Wall
* Bali Hai
* Big Screen Spectacular Tonight
* Eaffin' and Surfin'
* Gammera
* The Beach Girls and The Monster
* Suffer
* Popcorn

#### The Exciting Sounds Of Model Road Racing LP

(Lookout! Records, 1995. Re-edited in 1998)
* Introduction
* Everybody Up
* Death O A Rookie
* Schlock Slot
* Slotter On 10th Avenue
* Crossover Tragedy
* Rheostat Rock
* Pacific Shores
* A Slot Car Named Desire
* Turn Marshal
* Stumps Of Mystery
* Endurance Rally
* Final Lap
* "Church Key"

#### ...And Dick Dale LP

(Crown Records, 1996)
* Stop That Cedric
* Tell Tale Couch
* Rochambeau
* Tic-Toc Rock
* Battle of Little Big Hand
* Skirfir
* Fairest of Them All
* Wow!
* The Lonely Mattress
* Gas Chamber
* Try To Hide Me
* Pretty Little Lisa
* Sloth in
* We'll Never Hear The End of It

#### The Great Surf Crash Of '97 LP

(Lookout! Records, 1997)
* The Great Surf Crash Of '97
* Rootin' Around For Ramona
* Pygmy Dance
* Basset Ballet
* Single Whammy
* The Cat Came Back
* Ticker Tape jungle
* Medley X-Files / Stupid Files
* Ants In My Pants
* (I Call My Baby) D.D.T.
* Holiday Harbor
* Babalou
* Buy High, Sell Low
* Yozora No Hoshi
* Out The Window
* No Go Diggy-Di
* Lancelot Link Wray

#### Skaterhater LP, featuring Davie Allan

(Lookout! Records, 1998)
* Curb Job (Skaterhater Overture)
* Sidewalk City
* Devil Dust
* Sheena Was A Punk Rocker
* You Meet The Nicest People On A Harley
* Supercycle (Love Theme From Skaterhater)
* The End Of A Skater
* Blues Theme (Vocal)
* Grindhouse
* (The Sound Of) Breaking Glass
* Arrow Space
* Skate And Bait
* Murder Can Be Fun
* Polyurethane
* Drag Run

#### XXX Party LP

(Lookout! Records, 2000)
* I Know It When I Hear It
* Dick Hickeys
* The Pioneers/Have A Good Funeral/Yellow Neck Will Pay
* The Golden Turd
* Nantucket Sleigh Ride
* Necro Sue
* The Crepitation Contest
* Tomato Juice
* The Big Dick Club
* Peach Pousaye
* Dolemite's Corner
* Happiness Is...
* The Phantom Surfers' Alphabet
* Business Deal
* Love Is...
* A Funny Thing Happened To Me On The Way To The Orgy
* Sin In The Suburbs
* Special Guest Guffaws (featuring America's Funnyman Neil Hamburger)
* Let's Fist Again
* Summa Pornographica

#### A Decade Of Quality Control 1988-1999

(V8 Records/Secret Recipe, 2000. Contains written history of the band)
* Phantom Surfers Quality Statement
* The Hearse/ El Aguila
* Paradise Cove
* Skating Red Square
* Six Pack
* Gypsy Surfer
* Lafayette
* Klingons Vs. Daleks
* Surfari
* Move It
* Besame Mucho
* Playa Raton
* Flutterfoot
* Shaving Cream
* Poison Clam
* Tie Me Kangaroo Down

### EPs

* Orbitron 7" (Estrus, 1991)

#### Singles

* Besame Mucho 7" (Standard Recordings, 1991)
* Unknown Museum Stomp 7" (Sympathy For The Record Industry, 1992)
* Bikini Drag 7" (Estrus, 1992)
* Flutter Foot 7" (Drop-Out, 1993)
* Survival Of The Fattest 7" (Planet Pimp Records, 1995)
* Istanbul 7" (Lookout! Records, 1996)
* Banzai Washout 7" (Estrus)

#### Splits

* Northwest Budget Rock Massacre 7" (The Phantom Surfers / Mummies)(Pre B.S. Records, 1991)
* Hell-Beach Party 7" (The Phantom Surfers / The Roofdogs)(Demolition Records, 1992)
* Rocket To Surfin' Europe Tour 1994 7" (The Phantom Surfers / The Astronauts) (Pin Up Records, 1994)
* Go! (The Phantom Surfers / The Tormentos) (Scatter/Lost Tiki, 2003)
* Parrillada con Amigos (The Phantom Surfers / The Beach Breakers) (ATMC Records, 2012)

#### Compilations

* The Estrus Half-Rack 3x7"-box (Estrus, 3 7"-box1991)
* The Estrus Half-Rack (Estrus, 1991)
* Ultra Punch Deluxe 7" (Cruddy Records, 1993)
* Turban Renewal: A Tribute to Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs (Norton Records, 2 LPs 1994)
* Locked In To Surf & Rock 'n Roll Instrumentals (LP: Alopecia! Records, 1994; CD:Alopecia! Records, 1995)
* Heide Sez (Lookout! Records, 1996)
* You're Only As Good As the Last Thing You Did (Lookout! Records, 1997)
* Forward Till Death (Lookout! Records, 1999)
* The Necessary Effect, Screamers Songs Interpreted (Extravertigo Recordings/Xeroid Records, 2 CDs, 2003)
* Instro-Mental Mania (AlphaMonic, 2004)
* Fuck You Spaceman! 7" (Planet Pimp Records, 2004)
* Everybody's Surfing/Nobody's Surfing LP (Repent Records)
* Blood Orgy of the Leather Girls Soundtrack LP (Planet Pimp Records)
* Cowabunga! The Box Set (Rhino Records/Rhino Song Banzai Run, 4 CDs)