# Włatcy móch

Włatcy móch (Polish pronunciation:) (English: The Lordz o' Flys) is a Polish adult animated series, which aired on the Polish TV channel TV4 between November 2006 and December 2011. The title is a misspelling of "Władcy much" ("The Lords of Flies") and derives from William Golding's novel Lord of the Flies. The story revolves around four 8-year-old boys in Grade IIB of the Batalion Zośka Elementary School in Wrocław: Anusiak, Konieczko, Maślana and Czesio. The show has a total of 127 regular and 2 special episodes, and a feature film also exists. The comedy won the 2008 Świry Award [pl] in category "TV Series".
It is often compared to South Park, to such an extent that the show has even been nicknamed the "Polish South Park".
From 2017 to 2019 a sequel series named Włatcy móch: One (Lordz o' Flys: Them) was produced, but the premiere of the show took place on September 8th, 2024.

## Main characters

* Czesio – A zombie. He lives with two of his friends, Marcel and The Colonel, and has a teddy bear – Sweary. He wants to become a singer of Gorzkie żale (in Czesio's meaning, old, sad Church chants). Czesio had such serious and numerous developmental and genetic disabilities before death, that it was only after he died that he was able to function normally. He doesn't know that he's a zombie and that because of that he is physically unable to grow up. He's extremely polite and kind, but also very naïve. He can eat anything without harm, without limits in quantity. His IQ was estimated at 70.
* Anusiak – (in the episode "Nazywam się Anusiak", he's also called Odbyciak – odbyt is Polish for anus). He always sniffs his hand after the end of most of his sentences because of allergies. His father is a member of a peasant political party (probably Samoobrona) and is a Sejm member – which is reflected in Anusiak's political aspirations. He wants to create a large populist party that would one day rule the world, with himself as the leader. Due to his fathers' example, he is skilled at writing and delivering appealing (populist) speeches. He always receives socks as his Christmas present. His IQ was estimated at 50.
* Maślana – (Buttermilk) sometimes called Moczowód (Polish for ureter) the richest and most cunning and sneaky of the group. He wants to be the President of the World Bank. He wore a diaper in the episode Mokre Sny ("Wet Dreams"). On his 8th birthday, his wealthy parents gave him a golden credit card. His top rated value is money, but he is also quite religious at the same time, and is very afraid of Satan. His IQ was estimated at 130.
* Konieczko – (Necessary) a genius, similar to Dexter. He likes to experiment on animals, especially using explosives. He claims to be an atheist. He wants to become the President of the Nobel Foundation. His IQ was estimated 153 - the highest in his class. He is confirmed to have ADHD.
* Ms. Frał – (from German: die Frau, meaning woman, lady). Also called "the old bag" or "Gal/Dudette" by the main four. She is the teacher of class IIB, the class with the four boys. She is an old spinster and is still a virgin. Religiously devoted (in a very old-fashioned sense), she is very demanding and does not like the main characters, and does not refrain from insulting them frequently. She speaks with an Eastern Polish accent.
* Mrs. Nurse – a corpulent school nurse with a deep, masculine voice. After the death of Marcel, her husband, she becomes interested in blues. Aside from blues, she is also interested and prolific in practically every genre of music. She enjoys the reggae culture and smokes marijuana at times. In the episode Za Kólisami ("Behind the Scenes"), it is revealed she has an underage Asian lover.

## Other characters

* Andżelika – is a classmate of the main characters. She comes from the USA. She is 3 years older than the other students, but attends the same class due to educational differences between Poland and the US. The boys don't like her mutually. In the episode Andżelika, she was going out with Anusiak, Konieczko, and Maślana all at once, only to dump them the next day to go after Czesio. However, Czesio didn't like her because she doesn't have a penis. Her IQ was estimated 140. Her father is from Texas. She often uses English words along with Polish.
* Karolina – Andżelika's best friend.
* Marcel – an alcoholic zombie, former husband to Mrs. Nurse. He committed suicide by jumping from a bridge, and therefore can't get into heaven. He lives at the cemetery and is Czesio's neighbor and friend. He likes to spend his time with The Colonel by drinking beer and vodka brought to the cemetery by his wife, whom he told to do so instead of bringing flowers. Marcel often acts as Czesio's dad on parents' evenings.
* The Colonel – also a zombie, but with his upper skeleton and skull visible. He lives at the cemetery near Marcel, and is another one of Czesio's friends. He fought in the Home Army and according to other information, in Józef Piłsudski's legion during World War I. He is known for his strong anticommunist views and dislike toward police. Some of his friends, fellow zombie Home Army veterans, are still living in the underground since the Warsaw uprising, where he visits them. Like Marcel, Colonel is an alcoholic and they often drink together. He often breaks into the graves of fallen Russians to get vodka. The Colonel often acts as Czesio's mum on parents' evenings.
* Sweary the Bear – Czesio's brown teddy filled with sawdust, leader of the plushies. Sweary is alive and swears a lot. He also helps Czesio when he is in trouble, along with the rest of the gang. He is also a drinkmate of Marcel and The Colonel, but does not drink too much because of his sawdust filling soaking through. Sweary is the only character in the show to be animated in 3D.
* The Homeless – sleeps rough and collects garbage. He mumbles a lot and never speaks intelligibly.
* The Bus Driver – a Satanist. He performs black Sabbaths at the cemetery. His IQ was estimated 66.6, which upset Anusiak, because his IQ is even lower.
* The Priest – allergic to caffeine. He is a dead ringer for Tadeusz Rydzyk.
* The Nun – a religious education teacher. She looks, sounds and behaves exactly like Miss Frał, except she has a different accent.
* Mariola Wasilak – a TV journalist, who has won an Oscar for a report on Polish children at an annual potato lifting contest.
* Rambo – Maślana's dog, appears only in Episode 34.
* Zajkowski – the main characters' classmate. He often visits the ladies room because the main characters hate him and often bully him (especially Anusiak). He has fallen in love with Andżelika. Anusiak always beats him up, and in one of the episodes, Konieczko killed him. His IQ was estimated 100.
* Pikulski and Frosik – are from sixth grade and they are around 4 years older than the main characters. They are school gangsters and the main characters are very afraid of them. In a few episodes, the duo is always doing something mischievous to the main characters, such as stealing their property, or hitting them for fun. Surprisingly, Mrs. Nurse also hates them because she knows they are doing harm to other pupils and she will always help the main characters if Pikulski or Frosik have done anything wrong to them.
* Pedeciak – Konieczko's tan teddy with buttons in place of his eyes. Unlike his owner, he is not very intelligent.
* Toothy – Maślana's teddy, wearing a blue-grey-red sweatshirt and a baseball cap. He has a single tooth going out of his mouth.
* Huggy – Anusiak's pink plush rabbit. He is the most infantile of the four plushies and wants to hug everyone, which annoys Sweary a lot.

## List of episodes (translations without mistakes)

| Air Date | N/o | English Title | Original Title |
| FIRST SEASON ||||
| 14.11.2006 | 01 | Maślana's card | Karta Maślany |
| 15.11.2006 | 02 | My Name is Anusiak | Nazywam się Anusiak |
| 21.11.2006 | 03 | Order for Maślana | Order dla Maślany |
| 22.11.2006 | 04 | Uncle Alfred | Wójek Alfred |
| 28.11.2006 | 05 | First Communion | Piersza komunja |
| 29.11.2006 | 06 | Andżelika | Andżelika |
| 06.12.2006 | 07 | Shigella the Witch | Wiedźma Shigella |
| 12.12.2006 | 08 | Hygienic Blues | Higieniczny blues |
| 13.12.2006 | 09 | Brainwashing | Pranie mózgów |
| 19.12.2006 | 10 | Milk skin, Milkwoman, and the Frog Plug | Korzóh, mleczarka i korek do rzaby |
| 07.03.2007 | 11 | The Bus and the Souvenir | Ałtobus i suwenira |
| 14.03.2007 | 12 | The Museum | Muzełum |
| SECOND SEASON ||||
| 21.03.2007 | 13 | Saint Nicholas Day | Mikołajki |
| 28.03.2007 | 14 | Potato Lifting | Wykopki |
| 04.04.2007 | 15 | Carnival | Karnawau |
| 23.12.2007 | 16 | Romek and his Fred | Romek i jego Fred |
| 11.04.2007 | 17 | Full Control | Maksymalna kontrola |
| 18.04.2007 | 18 | Grandma's Radio | Radyjko Babci |
| 25.04.2007 | 19 | Boróh the Scout | Druch Boróh |
| 02.05.2007 | 20 | Barbecue with Mruczuś | Barbakiu z Mruczusiem |
| 09.05.2007 | 21 | The Swearing Bear | Miś Przekliniak |
| 17.05.2007 | 22 | Behind the Scenes | Za kólisami |
| 23.05.2007 | 23 | Positive Vibration | Pozytywna wibracja |
| 31.05.2007 | 24 | Memento Mori | Memęto Mori |
| THIRD SEASON ||||
| 02.09.2007 | 25 | Cavities | Próhnica |
| 09.09.2007 | 26 | Czesław's Case | Pszypadek Czesława |
| 16.09.2007 | 27 | The World Cup | Móndial |
| 23.09.2007 | 28 | TV's Truth | Prawda ekranu |
| 30.09.2007 | 29 | The Motorbike and Mouseguts | Motorynka i myszykiszki |
| 07.10.2007 | 30 | Fluder | Fluder |
| 14.10.2007 | 31 | Shaggy Democracy | Kosmata Demokrancja |
| 21.10.2007 | 32 | A Run Away | Gigant |
| 04.11.2007 | 33 | Exhumation | Ekskumancja |
| 11.11.2007 | 34 | Czech, Cześ and Brambor | Czech, Cześ i Brambor |
| 18.11.2007 | 35 | The Anxious Rains | Deszcze niespokojne |
| 25.11.2007 | 36 | Vaccine for Frycek | Szczypionka dla Frycka |
| 02.12.2007 | 37 | Washy-Wash | Kompu-kompu |
| 09.12.2007 | 38 | Purée for the Elephant | Piure dla słonia |
| 19.12.2007 | 39 | Nativity Play | Jasełki |
| FOURTH SEASON ||||
| 02.03.2008 | 40 | The Parade | Pochót |
| 09.03.2008 | 41 | Bogey | Mel |
| 16.03.2008 | 42 | Sleigh Ride with Próch | Kólik z Próchem |
| 23.03.2008 | 43 | Bloody Tuesday | Krfawy wtorek |
| 30.03.2008 | 44 | Gangster's Paradise | Gangsta-Dewasta |
| 06.04.2008 | 45 | Bee and Class Math Test | Pździoszczoła i test z majzy |
| 13.04.2008 | 46 | Wet Dreams | Mokre sny |
| 20.04.2008 | 47 | Wet Dreams | Mokre sny |
| 27.04.2008 | 48 | The Sandcastles | Bapki z piahu |
| 04.05.2008 | 49 | Bruce Lee's Style | Styl Brusliego |
| 11.05.2008 | 50 | Power of Wild Monkeys | Moc Dzikih Małp |
| 18.05.2008 | 51 | Canal | Kanau |
| 07.09.2008 | 52 | Execution | Egzekócja |
| 14.09.2008 | 53 | The Vending Machine | Ałtomat |
| 21.09.2008 | 54 | Biological Weapon | Broń Bjologiczna |
| FIFTH SEASON ||||
| 28.09.2008 | 55 | Children's Day | Dzjeń dzjecka |
| 05.10.2008 | 56 | Death and Candy | Śmiercicha i cóksy |
| 12.10.2008 | 57 | Boys or Machos? | Chłopacy czy maczo? |
| 19.10.2008 | 58 | The Science Contest | Olimiada nałukowa |
| 26.10.2008 | 59 | The Secret Samurai Blade | Tajne Oszcze Samuraja |
| 02.11.2008 | 60 | Green Hallucination | Zieluna Haluna |
| 09.11.2008 | 61 | Boys - Firemen | Hłopaki Strażaki |
| 16.11.2008 | 62 | Introduction of Euro | Wprowadzenie Jełro |
| 23.11.2008 | 63 | Building, Pie, and Gun | Bódowa, Placek i Splówa |
| 30.11.2008 | 64 | Master of Paper Recycling | Miszczu Makratury |
| 07.11.2008 | 65 | The Fair | Festyn |
| 14.12.2008 | 66 | The Country | Wioha |
| SIXTH SEASON ||||
| 01.03.2009 | 67 | Affection | Óczucie wyszcze |
| 08.03.2009 | 68 | Zajjo's revenge | Zemsta Zajjo |
| 15.03.2009 | 69 | The Night of the Living Dead | Noc rzywyh trupóf |
| 22.03.2009 | 70 | Divine Hello | Boże Halo |
| 29.03.2009 | 71 | The Curve of Life | Kreha Rzycia |
| 05.04.2009 | 72 | The Hearing | Pszesóhanie |
| 19.04.2009 | 73 | The Black PR of Paparazzi | Czarny pijar paparaczi |
| 26.04.2009 | 74 | Stark Circus | Jistny Cyrk |
| 03.05.2009 | 75 | The Athletics | Letkoatletyka |
| 10.05.2009 | 76 | Houston, oh Damn! | Chjóston, ja pierdziu! |
| 17.05.2009 | 77 | Class Christmas Eve | Klasowa Wiligila |
| 24.05.2009 | 78 | The Visitation | Wizytancja |
| 31.05.2009 | 79 | Yellow T-shirt and a Screwdriver | Rzułta koszulka i śrubowkręt |
| SEVENTH SEASON ||||
| 06.09.2009 | 80 | Chickenpox | Łospa wieczna |
| 13.09.2009 | 81 | The Awkward Hero | Żenadera bochatera |
| 20.09.2009 | 82 | Winter in the City | Zima w Mieśdzie |
| 27.09.2009 | 83 | The Ice Rink | Lodowiho |
| 04.10.2009 | 84 | The Book Is My Friend | Ksionszka moim pszyjacielem |
| 11.10.2009 | 85 | The Magical Powers | Magiczne moce |
| 18.10.2009 | 86 | Screwed | Ódópieni |
| 25.10.2009 | 87 | The Boys Are Defending The Playground | Chłopacy placu broniom |
| 01.11.2009 | 88 | The Automotive Miracle | Cód motoryzancji |
| 08.11.2009 | 89 | The Pedaling | Pedałuwa |
| 15.11.2009 | 90 | The Barefoot Mother Mary | Matka bosa |
| 22.11.2009 | 91 | The Burped Prohibition | Bekana Prohibincja |
| 29.11.2009 | 92 | The Cruise | Reis |
| 06.12.2009 | 93 | No Urine at All | Ani Siór Siór |
| 13.12.2009 | 94 | Damn | Kurde |
| 20.12.2009 | 95 | The Penance | Pokóta |
| EIGHTH SEASON ||||
| 28.02.2010 | 96 | The Pet | Zwieżontko |
| 07.03.2010 | 97 | Infected Meat | Hore Mięho |
| 14.03.2010 | 98 | I Am Not A Digit | Nie jestem cyfrom |
| 21.03.2010 | 99 | A Little Top | Bonczek |
| 30.03.2010 | 100 | WWW Monkey at the Zoo | WU WU WU Maupa w zoo |
| 25.04.2010 | 101 | Change of the Guard | Zmiana Warty |
| 02.05.2010 | 102 | Re-socialization Right Now | Resocjalizancja jusz |
| 09.05.2010 | 103 | Sugar Builds Up | Cókier krzepi |
| 16.05.2010 | 104 | Storks' Key | Klócz bocianuf |
| 23.05.2010 | 105 | Female Element | Rzeński pierwiosnek |
| 30.05.2010 | 106 | Knockout | Nokałt |
| 06.06.2010 | 107 | The Nail for the Coffin | Gwuść do trómny |
| 13.06.2010 | 108 | From Hell | Spiekua rodem |
| 20.06.2010 | 109 | A Small Mouse | Małamysza |
| NINTH SEASON ||||
| 08.05.2011 | 110 | Wet Job | Mokra robota |
| 15.05.2011 | 111 | Iron Wheel | Rzelazna kjerownica |
| 22.05.2011 | 112 | A Red Button | Czerwony gózik |
| 29.05.2011 | 113 | Ants' Hardship | Mrófczy trut |
| 05.06.2011 | 114 | Farmageddon | Farmagedon |
| 12.06.2011 | 115 | A Choir of Uncles | Hur wójuf |
| 19.06.2011 | 116 | At the Source | Ó źródła |
| 26.06.2011 | 117 | Black Boy Bambo | Móżynek Bambo |
| 30.10.2011 | 118 | A Timely Receipt | Paragon Czasowy |
| 06.11.2011 | 119 | The Duty | Dyrzór |
| 06.11.2011 | 120 | My Dad | Muj Tata |
| 13.11.2011 | 121 | A Hydro Maze | Chydro za gatka |
| 13.11.2011 | 122 | Come, I'll Show You Post Stamps | Choć, pokarzem Ci znaczki |
| 20.11.2011 | 123 | The Fiction of Life | Fikcja życia |
| 20.11.2011 | 124 | Do You Speak English? | Du ju spik inglisz |
| 27.11.2011 | 125 | A Safety Lever | Wajha bespieczeństfa |
| 27.11.2011 | 126 | The School Savings Cashbox, A Marker, and the Haunted House | SKO, flamaster i dom strachów |
| 04.12.2011 | 127 | Pilot's Day | Dzień lotnika |
| WŁATCY MÓCH: ONE ||||
| 08.09.2024 | 1 (128) | A new life | Nowe rzycie |
| 08.09.2024 | 2 (129) | Music | Mózyka |
| 15.09.2024 | 3 (130) | A spot | Miejscufka |
| 15.09.2024 | 4 (131) | Heart in darkness/Testicle in darkness | Jondro w ciemności |
| 27.09.2024 | 5 (132) | Miss Jola - Birth of a feeling | Pani Jola – Narodziny óczócia |
| 2.09.2024 | 6 (133) | Miss Jola - Weird feeling | Pani Jola - Dziwne uczucie |
| 29.09.2024 | 7 (134) | Crappy Halloween | Dziadoskie Halołin |
| 29.09.2024 | 8 (135) | Life in a family | Rzycie w rodzinie |
| 04.10.2024 | 9 (136) | Winter is coming | Winter jest komin |
| 04.10.2024 | 10 (137) | Zajkowski family | Zajkowscy |
Interesting sections of Lordz o' Flys
* The 32nd episode's title "Gigant" is ambiguous. Though the semantic meaning is simply "a giant", the term has an associative meaning in Polish slang wherein it signifies "a run-away". It is the latter that is most likely the intended meaning of the authors.
* The 66th episode's title is "Wioha" - it is a pejorative term for "village".
* The 76th episode's title is "Chjóston, ja pierdziu"; Chjóston does mean Houston, and "ja pierdziu" is milder form from "ja pierdole" (oh fuck!)
* The 90th episode's title - "Matka bosa" - is a pun on "Matka Boska" - Mother of God.
* In the 105 episode's title, the word "pierwiosnek" can be read as primrose, but it is also a pun from the word "pierwiastek" - element.

## Pronunciation

Many of the titles have intentional spelling mistakes in the Polish original, as Czesio is the narrator and has a tendency to misspell words. Though these are mostly there for comedic effect, they do expose some interesting redundancies in the Polish spelling system, which is riddled with traditional forms of spelling that no longer have a phonological basis. One should keep in mind that despite the fact the shows spellings are regarded as incorrect by language purists, they often reflect the actual pronunciation of the words in question. Some examples include:
"Próhnica" instead of "Próchnica" (meaning "tooth decay") etc. The digraph "ch" represents a voiceless velar fricative whereas the graph "h" is an obsolete spelling from Old Polish that used to stand for a voiced glottal fricative; today, this form of pronunciation is present only is certain dialects of Polish, most notably the dialect of Podhale.
"Móch" instead of "Much" (which is the plural, genitive of "mucha", meaning "fly"). In Polish there are two graphemes that realise the close back rounded vowel phoneme; this is a remnant from Old Polish phonology, where the diacritic-o (ó) was used to express a long close mid rounded vowel. Today this spelling variation is obsolete.
Additionally, several spelling mistakes arise from devoicing, such as "krfawy" instead of "krwawy", or allophonic processes, as in "ałtobus" instead of "autobus"("ł" is presently pronounced as a glide vowel, similar to the English "w", though until the end of World War II it used to be a velarised alveolar liquid, or so called "dark-l"; this is still audible in various Polish black and white films from that time, during which the English "belt" and Polish "bełt", meaning "crossbow bolt", would be pronounced all but identically).
Most misspellings arise from true pronunciation, but some derive from hypercorrection, such as: "Memęto Mori" for "Memento mori".

## Feature film

Włatcy móch: Ćmoki, czopki i mondzioły [pl] – a 2009 animated feature-length movie

## Włatcy Móch: One

From 2018, information about the return of the series began to appear. In March 2018, TV4 on its 18th birthday made a promotional spot in which Czesio appears with Przekliniak. On January 4, 2019, the official website of the series was created on Facebook. On January 14, 2019, a music video with the characters of the series entitled: "Włatcy Móch: One – Dojrzywanie" appeared on the YouTube channel of Polsat. In August 2019, the 18th episode of the new series was leaked to the internet which had already been deleted, accidentally appeared on the internet. At the end of March 2020. TV4 on the occasion of its 20th birthday launched a special spot. The spot contained roadside advertisements presenting the channel's shows and programming. At the 00:19 mark, there is a picture of Czesio with the words "Włatcy móch One WIELKI POWRÓT NIEDZIELA 20:00" ("Włatcy móch One BIG RETURN, SUNDAY 20:00") and the station's logo, and at 00:42 on the right hand side building, there is a caricature of Czesio.
On July 1st, 2024, on the official TV4's Facebook page, the premiere date of Włatcy Móch: One was announced as September 8, 2024. and it took place on the said day with two episodes: Nowe Rzycie (A new life) and Mózyka (Music).

## Prizes

| Year | Ceremony | Category | Result |
| 2008 | Festiwal Dobrego Humoru | TV series | Special Prize |
| 2008 | Świry | TV series | Won |
| 2009 | Świry | TV series | Won |