# Brass Monkeys

Brass Monkeys is an Australian television sitcom that was first broadcast in 1984 on the Seven Network. The series was written and produced by Gary Reilly and Tony Sattler, who were known for comedy series The Naked Vicar Show and Kingswood Country. The title comes from the colloquial expression "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey", in reference to the cold climate of the Antarctic.

## Synopsis

Brass Monkeys is the story of a pretty female doctor who joins a group of men confined to the lonely isolation of an Australian Antarctic expedition station.

## Cast

* Graeme Blundell as Noddy
* Paul Chubb as Big Eye
* Kev Golsby as Hugo the OIC ("officer in charge")
* Ross Hohnen as Rex (aka, "the Ferret")
* Margie McCrae as Dr Sally Newman
* Colin McEwan as Nick
* Doug Scroope as Cookie
* Bill Young as Martin "Marty" Lightfoot

## Background and production

The series was based on a television pilot titled Twelve Below, written by Reilly and Sattler. The pilot was devised as a vehicle for Noel Ferrier. However, owing to Ferrier's schedule, he proved unavailable to star in the series. The pilot starred Ferrier as OIC, Robert Hughes as Noddy, Cornelia Frances as Dr Sally Newman, Colin McEwan as Nick and Jeff Ashby as Rex, aka, "the Ferret". Only McEwan returned for Brass Monkeys.
The series is the only example of a situation comedy set in Antarctica.
An original draft script and a camera script were written for each episode. Each episode was recorded twice before a live studio audience, using the camera scripts. The two recordings were then edited into one recording, using the best audience reaction from each recording.
Owing to exhaustion at having to write the scripts for this series, coupled with those of their previous series, writer Tony Sattler left RS Productions, the company operated by him and writing partner Gary Reilly, leaving Reilly to form his own company, Gary Reilly Productions, in 1984. This was the final series written by Reilly and Sattler as part of their production company RS Productions, until they reunited in 1997 for Bullpitt!.

## Episodes

Cameral rehearsals for the thirteen episodes took place between March and June 1983. All thirteen episodes exist in the National Film and Sound Archive.
| No. | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date |
| 1 | "Just What the Doctor Ordered" | Kevin Burston | Gary Reilly and Tony Sattler | 1984 (1984) |
| 2 | "The Ring of Confidence Trick" | Kevin Burston | Gary Reilly and Tony Sattler | 1984 (1984) |
| 3 | "Pawn Night Down South" | Kevin Burston | Gary Reilly and Tony Sattler | 1984 (1984) |
| 4 | "Krill of My Dreams" | Kevin Burston | Gary Reilly and Tony Sattler | 1984 (1984) |
| 5 | "My Cut Runneth Over" | Kevin Burston | Gary Reilly and Tony Sattler | 1984 (1984) |
| 6 | "The Spy Who Stayed in the Cold" | Kevin Burston | Gary Reilly and Tony Sattler | 1984 (1984) |
| 7 | "Do You, Cookie, Take Whatsername?" | Kevin Burston | Gary Reilly and Tony Sattler | 1984 (1984) |
| 8 | "Whose Turn in the Hot Seat?" | Kevin Burston | Gary Reilly and Tony Sattler | 1984 (1984) |
| 9 | "Yes, We Have No Tomatoes" | Kevin Burston | Gary Reilly and Tony Sattler | 1984 (1984) |
| 10 | "A Nick Named Sue" | Kevin Burston | Gary Reilly and Tony Sattler | 1984 (1984) |
| 11 | "Penguin Madness" | Kevin Burston | Gary Reilly and Tony Sattler | 1984 (1984) |
| 12 | "Waiting for Noddy" | Kevin Burston | Gary Reilly and Tony Sattler | 1984 (1984) |
| Marty requires a volunteer to accompany him on a short trek across the Antarctic. Noddy, inspired by the antics of famous French yachtsman Jacques Godot, agrees to the trip. Three days later, Marty returns to base alone. He informs the crew that Noddy has disappeared from their tent during a blizzard. After two days's searching, the OIC declares Noddy missing, presumed dead and reads Noddy's will to the crew members, while the Ferret charges Marty with culpable negligence and places him under house arrest. Noddy, meanwhile, returns to his base quarters, where Big Eye is reading Noddy's will. Big Eye convinces Noddy to pretend to remain dead, so they can split the life insurance pay-out stipulated in the will. However, Marty enters their room and instead suggests that together they get revenge on the Ferret. Later in the recreation room, the crew are all gathered listening to the OIC's anecdotes, when Jacques Godot arrives. However, the Ferret discovers that the real Godot had arrived at another Antarctic base that day. Having fooled the Ferret, Godot removes his disguise to reveal himself to be Noddy. |||||
| 13 | "The Cold Gold Rush" | Kevin Burston | Gary Reilly and Tony Sattler | 1984 (1984) |