# List of Dick Figures episodes

Dick Figures is an American adult-oriented animated comedy series created and written by Ed Skudder and Zack Keller.

## Series overview

| Season | Season | Episodes | Originally aired | Originally aired |
| Season | Season | Episodes | First aired | Last aired |
| | Pilot | Pilot | 2009 | 2009 |
| | 1 | 10 | November 18, 2010 | March 24, 2011 |
| | 2 | 10 | April 21, 2011 | August 25, 2011 |
| | 3 | 10 | September 22, 2011 | January 26, 2012 |
| | 4 | 10 | April 5, 2012 | August 1, 2012 |
| | 5 | 11 | August 27, 2013 | July 10, 2014 |
| | Movie | 12 | September 17, 2013 | December 2, 2013 |
| | M.W.S. | 3 | October 4, 2015 | November 8, 2015 |

## Episodes
### Pilot

| Title | Time | Written by | Release date |
| "Unaired Pilot" | 1:06 | Ed Skudder | 2009 (2009) (Original) August 27, 2012 (2012-08-27) (YouTube) |
| This is the original development pilot that Ed Skudder pitched to Mondo Media before "Dick Figures" was picked up as a series in September 2010. It can be seen that it is called "Stick Figures" and all the characters are fully colored in. ||||

### Season 1 (2010–11)

| No. in series | No. in season | Title | Time | Written by | Release date |
| 1 | 1 | "A Bee or Something" | 2:27 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | November 18, 2010 (2010-11-18) |
| Blue's girlfriend has dumped him, whilst Red uses his now Auto-Tuned voice (caused by him swallowing a bee) to impress the ladies. ||||||
| 2 | 2 | "Panda Hat" | 2:25 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | December 2, 2010 (2010-12-02) |
| Red celebrates his birthday by getting drunk at a bar. A series of events culminate in him drinking out of a toilet and vomiting over Blue. ||||||
| 3 | 3 | "Flame War" | 3:10 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | December 15, 2010 (2010-12-15) |
| Red violently fights his way through a shopping mall in order to retrieve the last copy of the latest Flame War video game. Meanwhile, Blue fails to impress a woman named Pink, but ultimately secures a date with her by “saving her life”. At the end, Red and Blue discover the only objective of the game is to shoot at memes. ||||||
| 4 | 4 | "Traffic Jams" | 1:56 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | December 29, 2010 (2010-12-29) |
| Blue is stuck in a traffic jam, and Red's appearance out of nowhere begins to drive him mad, until they come under attack from a giant, fire-breathing tortoise. ||||||
| 5 | 5 | "Steakosaurus" | 3:11 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | January 13, 2011 (2011-01-13) |
| Red is hungry, so he and Blue travel back in time to the land of the dinosaurs. ||||||
| 6 | 6 | "OMG" | 2:01 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | January 27, 2011 (2011-01-27) |
| A hungover Blue wakes up in several seemingly nightmarish situations, until it transpires that the whole episode is a dream. ||||||
| 7 | 7 | "Trouble Date" | 2:08 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | February 10, 2011 (2011-02-10) |
| Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined by the appearance of Red and his girlfriend, Stacy. ||||||
| 8 | 8 | "Kitty Amazing" | 2:46 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | February 24, 2011 (2011-02-24) |
| Red finds a cat in a dumpster, whom he names "Kitty Amazing". However, "Kitty Amazing" appears to have a dark secret... ||||||
| 9 | 9 | "Role Playas" | 2:45 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | March 10, 2011 (2011-03-10) |
| Cerulean (Blue) hopes to gain charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft. ||||||
| 10 | 10 | "Attack of the Pwns" | 4:10 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | March 24, 2011 (2011-03-24) |
| Red and Blue battle Star Wars style in space due to Red eating the last microwaveable burrito. ||||||

### Season 2 (2011)

| No. in series | No. in season | Title | Time | Written by | Release date |
| 11 | 1 | "Zombies & Shotguns" | 2:31 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | April 21, 2011 (2011-04-21) |
| During a visit to the local shopping mall, Red struggles to open a bag of chips, whilst the mall itself appears to be over-run with zombies. ||||||
| 12 | 2 | "Camp Anarchy" | 2:20 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | May 5, 2011 (2011-05-05) |
| Blue and a reluctant Red volunteer to be counsellors at a summer camp, with both taking very different approaches. ||||||
| 13 | 3 | "Butt Genie" | 2:24 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | May 19, 2011 (2011-05-19) |
| Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz dies after passing a mysterious teapot. ||||||
| 14 | 4 | "Lord Tourette's Syndrome" | 2:26 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | June 2, 2011 (2011-06-02) |
| Lord Tourettes has lost his hat (and his ability to swear), and he promises to reward Blue and Red with a "treasure" if they help him find it. ||||||
| 15 | 5 | "Fang Angels" | 2:48 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | June 16, 2011 (2011-06-16) |
| A bored Blue is stuck watching Fang Angels with Pink, whilst Red plans to escape from prison. ||||||
| 16 | 6 | "Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada" | 2:52 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | June 30, 2011 (2011-06-30) |
| Red and Blue sail the high seas in search of bounty. ||||||
| 17 | 7 | "Y U So Meme?" | 3:04 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | July 14, 2011 (2011-07-14) |
| Red keeps getting beaten by a Flame War gamer named TROLLz0r, so he enlists Blue to track him down. ||||||
| 18 | 8 | "Sex Marks the Spot" | 3:48 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | July 28, 2011 (2011-07-28) |
| After discovering a treasure map whilst unblocking the toilet, Red and Blue head in search of its treasure. ||||||
| 19 | 9 | "We're Cops!" | 3:27 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | August 11, 2011 (2011-08-11) |
| After stealing a police car, Red and Blue take advantage of their "policeman" status to obtain freebies. ||||||
| 20 | 10 | "Bath Rhymes" | 4:35 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | August 25, 2011 (2011-08-25) |
| A music video containing submissions from hundreds of animators. ||||||

### Season 3 (2011–2012)

| No. in series | No. in season | Title | Time | Written by | Release date |
| 21 | 1 | "Adventures of Batman & The Bloser" | 2:27 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | September 22, 2011 (2011-09-22) |
| Batman (Red) and the Bloser (Blue) battle Earl Grey, an upper-class super villain attempting to remove the colour from the world. ||||||
| 22 | 2 | "Real Dudes Bros Night Man" | 3:52 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | October 6, 2011 (2011-10-06) |
| During a poker game, Red, Blue and the group attempt to discover who can tell the "manliest" story. ||||||
| 23 | 3 | "Terminate-Her" | 3:20 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | October 20, 2011 (2011-10-20) |
| Red, now transformed into a T-800, attempts to locate his enemy at a Halloween party. ||||||
| 24 | 4 | "Modern Flame War 3" | 4:33 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | November 3, 2011 (2011-11-03) |
| After Red's search for pornographic gratification causes the internet to go down, he, Blue and TROLLz0r attempt to restore the internet and gain Red his gratification. ||||||
| 25 | 5 | "Planet Asshole" | 3:48 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | November 17, 2011 (2011-11-17) |
| Red and Blue offer some visiting aliens painful "advice" regarding face-washing, relaxation and reproduction. ||||||
| 26 | 6 | "Zeusbag" | 3:42 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | December 1, 2011 (2011-12-01) |
| Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge and attempt to join the Greek gods. ||||||
| 27 | 7 | "Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew" | 3:26 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | December 15, 2011 (2011-12-15) |
| After a shootout in a bar destroys its alcohol, Red ropes a tired Blue in search of more. ||||||
| 28 | 8 | "Brain Switch" | 2:54 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | December 29, 2011 (2011-12-29) |
| Red and Blue find themselves swapped into each other's body, with both conspiring to "ruin" the other's body. ||||||
| 29 | 9 | "Pleasure Cruise" | 3:39 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | January 12, 2012 (2012-01-12) |
| Red and Blue are enlisted by the French Secret Service to uncover a bomb on their cruise liner. ||||||
| 30 | 10 | "Kung Fu Winners" | 5:48 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | January 26, 2012 (2012-01-26) |
| After a group of Ninjas take Pink hostage, Blue enlists Red to rescue her. ||||||

### Season 4 (2012)

| No. in series | No. in season | Title | Time | Written by | Release date |
| 31 | 1 | "Losing Streakers" | 2:47 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | April 5, 2012 (2012-04-05) |
| Red and Blue visit Sal Sagev in an attempt to win rent money. ||||||
| 32 | 2 | "Pussy Magnet" | 2:00 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | April 18, 2012 (2012-04-18) (Dick Figures Website) April 19, 2012 (YouTube) |
| Red offers Blue advice to help re-ignite his sex life. ||||||
| 33 | 3 | "Taco Tuesday" | 2:50 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | May 3, 2012 (2012-05-03) |
| Red and Blue are unable to pay their bill at an Italian restaurant, so the manager forces them to bake and deliver pizzas to a brothel. ||||||
| 34 | 4 | "Ocho Muerte" | 2:01 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | May 16, 2012 (2012-05-16) (Dick Figures Website) May 17, 2012 (YouTube) |
| Blue's romantic cooking for Pink is interrupted by Red arriving to feed Ocho-Muerte, his pet octopus, which subsequently escapes and terrorises Pink. Now locked out of the apartment, Blue must get back inside to rescue her. ||||||
| 35 | 5 | "First Day of Cool" | 4:39 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | May 31, 2012 (2012-05-31) |
| An introduction to how Red and Blue became friends. This leads up to an early sneak peek of Dick Figures: The Movie. ||||||
| 36 | 6 | "The Red Devil" | 2:47 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | June 14, 2012 (2012-06-14) |
| After getting lost in Mexico, Red and Blue find themselves enlisted as mules in a burrito-smuggling operation. ||||||
| 37 | 7 | "Freshman 15" | 2:39 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | June 28, 2012 (2012-06-28) |
| Red attempts to have sex with fifteen girls at a house party (the "Freshman 15" challenge), whilst Blue heads in search of medicine to cure his high fever. This is the second sneak peek leading up to Dick Figures: The Movie. ||||||
| 38 | 8 | "The Ballad of Lord Tourettes" | 2:12 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | July 5, 2012 (2012-07-05) |
| A song about a day in the life of Lord Tourettes. ||||||
| 39 | 9 | "The Fart Knight Rises" | 3:54 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | July 12, 2012 (2012-07-12) |
| Batman and the Bloser provide security for the Olympic Games in London, where they once again come up against Earl Grey. This is a parody of The Dark Knight Rises. ||||||
| 40 | 10 | "Robot Frog" | 2:57 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | August 1, 2012 (2012-08-01) |
| A prequel episode showing the events leading up to the beginning of the first ever episode. ||||||

### Season 5 (2013–2014)

Season 5's release and production was subject to two large hiatuses. Due to the production of the movie, season 5's production was put on hold until after the movie was done so there was a one-year gap between the end of season 4 and the beginning of season 5. A hiatus also occurred between episodes 3 and 4 due to both the weekly release of the movie starting on September 17, 2013, and the crew taking a break from the year-long production of the movie. Regular release of the season resumed in April 2014.
As well as being released on YouTube for free viewing, the season was also available to buy in advance to the YouTube release.
| No. in series | No. in season | Title | Time | Written by | Release date |
| 41 | 1 | "GTA: Pacific Grim" | 2:41 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | August 27, 2013 (2013-08-27) |
| Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they are controlling might just be real... ||||||
| 42 | 2 | "Hardcore Chore" | 2:39 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | September 3, 2013 (2013-09-03) |
| Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns.. ||||||
| 43 | 3 | "Snowjob" | 2:44 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | September 10, 2013 (2013-09-10) |
| A snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet... ||||||
| 44 | 4 | "Dick Figures: The Movie The Song" | 2:41 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | April 3, 2014 (2014-04-03) |
| The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie. Performed By Ninja Sex Party ||||||
| 45 | 5 | "The Red Planet" | 3:11 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | April 17, 2014 (2014-04-17) |
| Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box giveaway, but accidentally board a NASA rocket ship instead. They crash land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover. ||||||
| 46 | 6 | "A Hobbit of Thrones" | 2:48 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | May 1, 2014 (2014-05-01) |
| Blue's attempts to involve Red, Pink and Stacy in his Dungeons & Dragons session is thwarted when Pink and Stacy become high from pot brownies and make up their own rules to the game. ||||||
| 47 | 7 | "Das Vidiamond" | 2:59 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | May 15, 2014 (2014-05-15) |
| The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they reveal where the Das Vidiamond Vodka is. A series of blackout flashbacks establish the events of the previous night. ||||||
| 48 | 8 | "Trash God" | 3:27 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | May 29, 2014 (2014-05-29) |
| While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God". ||||||
| 49 | 9 | "Chick Figures" | 2:52 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | June 12, 2014 (2014-06-12) |
| Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love. ||||||
| 50 | 10 | "Happy Birthdump" | 2:49 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | June 26, 2014 (2014-06-26) |
| Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet. ||||||
| 51 | 11 | "Figured Out" | 3:15 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | July 10, 2014 (2014-07-10) |
| An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie. Note: This episode reveals that all the episodes that were released after Dick Figures: The Movie are set before the film. ||||||

### Movie (2013)

Dick Figures: The Movie was released on September 17, 2013. On the same day, it was split up into 12 different chapters and released weekly on YouTube. The full movie can be seen now for online streaming on Yekra, Amazon.com, Hulu and Netflix and can be purchased for digital download through iTunes, Google Play, Vudu, PlayStation Network, and Xbox.
| No. | Title | Time | Release date |
| 1 | "Growing Pains" | 6:05 | September 17, 2013 (2013-09-17) |
| 2 | "Gettin' Mah Quest On" | 7:56 | September 24, 2013 (2013-09-24) |
| 3 | "Japan is Crazy" | 5:26 | October 1, 2013 (2013-10-01) |
| 4 | "Temple of Takagami" | 5:58 | October 8, 2013 (2013-10-08) |
| 5 | "The Mast & The Furious" | 4:39 | October 15, 2013 (2013-10-15) |
| 6 | "Captain Crookygrin" | 6:30 | October 22, 2013 (2013-10-22) |
| 7 | "Gin & Jetpacks" | 5:37 | October 29, 2013 (2013-10-29) |
| 8 | "Café Tourettes" | 5:09 | November 5, 2013 (2013-11-05) |
| 9 | "Baguette Away" | 5:44 | November 12, 2013 (2013-11-12) |
| 10 | "Red & Blue Adieu" | 4:00 | November 19, 2013 (2013-11-19) |
| 11 | "Animality" | 6:38 | November 26, 2013 (2013-11-26) |
| 12 | "Cuz We're Awesome" | 11:50 | December 2, 2013 (2013-12-02) |

### Messin' With Sasquatch (2015)

| No. in series | No. in season | Title | Time | Written by | Release date |
| 52 | 1 | "New Kid" | 1:50 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | October 4, 2015 (2015-10-04) |
| Sasquatch schools Red & Blue on how to be a bully. ||||||
| 53 | 2 | "Camp Fight" | 1:55 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | October 18, 2015 (2015-10-18) |
| Red and Blue try “roughing it” and wind up getting “roughed up” instead in a wild Trail mix up with the local wild life. ||||||
| 54 | 3 | "Wild Kingdom" | 1:14 | Ed Skudder and Zack Keller | November 8, 2015 (2015-11-08) |
| Blue becomes a fashion victim and Red gives treehugger a whole new meaning. ||||||