# List of The New Adventures of Old Christine episodes

This is a list of episodes from the CBS sitcom The New Adventures of Old Christine. The program ran on CBS in the United States from March 13, 2006 to May 12, 2010, broadcasting 88 episodes over five seasons. Every single episode was directed by Andy Ackerman, also one of the executive producers of the show.

## Series overview

| Season | Episodes | Episodes | Originally released | Originally released |
| Season | Episodes | Episodes | First released | Last released |
| 1 | 13 | 13 | March 13, 2006 (2006-03-13) | May 22, 2006 (2006-05-22) |
| 2 | 22 | 22 | September 18, 2006 (2006-09-18) | May 7, 2007 (2007-05-07) |
| 3 | 10 | 10 | February 4, 2008 (2008-02-04) | March 31, 2008 (2008-03-31) |
| 4 | 22 | 22 | September 24, 2008 (2008-09-24) | May 20, 2009 (2009-05-20) |
| 5 | 21 | 21 | September 23, 2009 (2009-09-23) | May 12, 2010 (2010-05-12) |

## Episodes
### Season 1 (2006)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod. code | U.S. viewers (millions) |
| 1 | 1 | "Pilot" | Andy Ackerman | Kari Lizer | March 13, 2006 (2006-03-13) | 475297 | 12.36 |
| 2 | 2 | "Supertramp" | Andy Ackerman | Jeff Astrof | March 13, 2006 (2006-03-13) | 2T7452 | 15.09 |
| 3 | 3 | "Open Water" | Andy Ackerman | Adam Barr | March 20, 2006 (2006-03-20) | 2T7454 | 15.13 |
| 4 | 4 | "One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus" | Andy Ackerman | Adam Barr | March 27, 2006 (2006-03-27) | 2T7455 | 11.96 |
| 5 | 5 | "I'll Show You Mine" | Andy Ackerman | Steve Baldikoski & Bryan Behar | April 3, 2006 (2006-04-03) | 2T7456 | 8.28 |
| 6 | 6 | "The Other F Word" | Andy Ackerman | Jeff Astrof | April 10, 2006 (2006-04-10) | 2T7461 | 11.42 |
| 7 | 7 | "Long Days Journey Into Stan" | Andy Ackerman | Danielle Evenson | April 17, 2006 (2006-04-17) | 2T7457 | 11.38 |
| 8 | 8 | "Teach Your Children Well" | Andy Ackerman | Katie Palmer | April 24, 2006 (2006-04-24) | 2T7458 | 11.81 |
| 9 | 9 | "Ritchie Has Two Mommies" | Andy Ackerman | Kari Lizer | May 1, 2006 (2006-05-01) | 2T7451 | 11.92 |
| 10 | 10 | "No Fault Divorce" | Andy Ackerman | Jeff Astrof & Adam Barr & Kari Lizer | May 8, 2006 (2006-05-08) | 2T7459 | 11.87 |
| 11 | 11 | "Exile on Lame Street" | Andy Ackerman | Story by : Katie Palmer Teleplay by : Steve Baldikoski & Bryan Behar | May 15, 2006 (2006-05-15) | 2T7460 | 11.44 |
| 12 | 12 | "Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese" | Andy Ackerman | Story by : Katie Palmer Teleplay by : Steve Baldikoski & Bryan Behar | May 22, 2006 (2006-05-22) | 2T7453 | 7.53 |
| 13 | 13 | "A Fair to Remember: Part 1" | Andy Ackerman | Adam Barr & Kari Lizer | May 22, 2006 (2006-05-22) | 2T7462 | 13.06 |

### Season 2 (2006–07)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod. code | US viewers (millions) |
| 14 | 1 | "The Passion Of Christine: Part 2" (Part 2) | Andy Ackerman | Kari Lizer | September 18, 2006 (2006-09-18) | 3T5551 | 12.01 |
| 15 | 2 | "The Answer is Maybe: Part 1" | Andy Ackerman | Adam Barr | September 25, 2006 (2006-09-25) | 3T5552 | 12.19 |
| 16 | 3 | "Come to Papa Jeff: Part 2" | Andy Ackerman | Jeff Astrof | October 2, 2006 (2006-10-02) | 3T5553 | 13.59 |
| 17 | 4 | "Oh God, Yes" | Andy Ackerman | Jennifer Crittenden | October 9, 2006 (2006-10-09) | 3T5554 | 12.88 |
| 18 | 5 | "Separation Anxiety" | Andy Ackerman | Danielle Evenson | October 16, 2006 (2006-10-16) | 3T5555 | 13.03 |
| 19 | 6 | "The Champ" | Andy Ackerman | Kari Lizer & Adam Barr | October 23, 2006 (2006-10-23) | 3T5556 | 12.10 |
| 20 | 7 | "Playdate with Destiny" | Andy Ackerman | Jennifer Crittenden | November 6, 2006 (2006-11-06) | 3T5557 | 11.47 |
| 21 | 8 | "Women 'N Tuition" | Andy Ackerman | Jeff Astrof | November 13, 2006 (2006-11-13) | 3T5559 | 11.87 |
| 22 | 9 | "Mission: Impossible" | Andy Ackerman | Jonathan Goldstein | November 20, 2006 (2006-11-20) | 3T5558 | 11.48 |
| 23 | 10 | "What About Barb?" | Andy Ackerman | Story by : Katie Palmer & Kari Lizer Teleplay by : Steve Baldikoski & Bryan Behar | November 27, 2006 (2006-11-27) | 3T5560 | 12.01 |
| 24 | 11 | "Crash" | Andy Ackerman | Adam Barr | December 11, 2006 (2006-12-11) | 3T5561 | 11.96 |
| 25 | 12 | "Ritchie Scores" | Andy Ackerman | Frank Pines | January 8, 2007 (2007-01-08) | 3T5563 | 12.08 |
| 26 | 13 | "Endless Shrimp, Endless Night" | Andy Ackerman | Katie Palmer | January 15, 2007 (2007-01-15) | 3T5562 | 9.40 |
| 27 | 14 | "Let Him Eat Cake" | Andy Ackerman | Jonathan Goldstein | January 22, 2007 (2007-01-22) | 3T5564 | 12.81 |
| 28 | 15 | "Sleepless in Mar Vista" | Andy Ackerman | Story by : Allan Rice Teleplay by : Danielle Evenson | March 12, 2007 (2007-03-12) | 3T5565 | 7.59 |
| 29 | 16 | "Undercover Brother" | Andy Ackerman | Katie Palmer | March 12, 2007 (2007-03-12) | 3T5566 | 8.34 |
| 30 | 17 | "Strange Bedfellows" | Andy Ackerman | Kari Lizer | March 19, 2007 (2007-03-19) | 3T5567 | 6.74 |
| 31 | 18 | "The Real Thing" | Andy Ackerman | Story by : Charles Zucker Teleplay by : Jeff Astrof & Danielle Evenson | April 9, 2007 (2007-04-09) | 3T5568 | 7.69 |
| 32 | 19 | "Faith Off" | Andy Ackerman | Adam Barr | April 16, 2007 (2007-04-16) | 3T5569 | 6.99 |
| 33 | 20 | "My Big Fat Sober Wedding" | Andy Ackerman | Jonathan Goldstein & Katie Palmer | April 23, 2007 (2007-04-23) | 3T5570 | 6.88 |
| 34 | 21 | "Friends" | Andy Ackerman | Jennifer Crittenden & Kari Lizer | April 30, 2007 (2007-04-30) | 3T5571 | 7.32 |
| 35 | 22 | "Frasier" | Andy Ackerman | Jeff Astrof & Adam Barr | May 7, 2007 (2007-05-07) | 3T5572 | 7.82 |

### Season 3 (2008)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod. code | US viewers (millions) |
| 36 | 1 | "The Big Bang" | Andy Ackerman | Kari Lizer & Jeff Astrof | February 4, 2008 (2008-02-04) | 3T6701 | 9.43 |
| 37 | 2 | "Beauty is Only Spanx Deep" | Andy Ackerman | Kari Lizer | February 11, 2008 (2008-02-11) | 3T6702 | 9.90 |
| 38 | 3 | "Popular" | Andy Ackerman | Jennifer Crittenden | February 18, 2008 (2008-02-18) | 3T6703 | 9.40 |
| 39 | 4 | "Traffic" | Andy Ackerman | Jeff Astrof | February 25, 2008 (2008-02-25) | 3T6705 | 9.15 |
| 40 | 5 | "Between a Rock and a Hard Place" | Andy Ackerman | Aaron Shure | March 3, 2008 (2008-03-03) | 3T6704 | 8.35 |
| 41 | 6 | "The New Adventures of Old Christine" | Andy Ackerman | Frank Pines | March 10, 2008 (2008-03-10) | 3T6706 | 7.38 |
| 42 | 7 | "House" | Andy Ackerman | Katie Palmer | March 10, 2008 (2008-03-10) | 3T6707 | 9.62 |
| 43 | 8 | "Burning Down the House"(Part 1) | Andy Ackerman | Aaron Shure | March 17, 2008 (2008-03-17) | 3T6708 | 11.47 |
| 44 | 9 | "The Happy Couple"(Part 2) | Andy Ackerman | Jennifer Crittenden | March 24, 2008 (2008-03-24) | 3T6709 | 9.77 |
| 45 | 10 | "One and a Half Men" | Andy Ackerman | Story by : Allan Rice & Amy Iglow Teleplay by : Lew Schneider | March 31, 2008 (2008-03-31) | 3T6710 | 12.57 |

### Season 4 (2008–09)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod. code | US viewers (millions) |
| 46 | 1 | "A Decent Proposal" | Andy Ackerman | Kari Lizer & Jeff Astrof | September 24, 2008 (2008-09-24) | 3T7851 | 6.52 |
| 47 | 2 | "How I Hate Your Mother" | Andy Ackerman | Katie Palmer | October 1, 2008 (2008-10-01) | 3T7852 | 6.80 |
| 48 | 3 | "White Like Me" | Andy Ackerman | Lew Schneider | October 8, 2008 (2008-10-08) | 3T7855 | 7.53 |
| 49 | 4 | "Snakes on a Date" | Andy Ackerman | Lew Schneider | October 15, 2008 (2008-10-15) | 3T7853 | 7.61 |
| 50 | 5 | "Everyone Says I Love Except Ritchie" | Andy Ackerman | Jackie Filgo & Jeff Filgo | October 22, 2008 (2008-10-22) | 3T7856 | 7.76 |
| 51 | 6 | "Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down" | Andy Ackerman | Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Kreamer | October 29, 2008 (2008-10-29) | 3T7857 | 7.61 |
| 52 | 7 | "So You Think You Can Date" | Andy Ackerman | Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Kreamer | November 5, 2008 (2008-11-05) | 3T7858 | 6.50 |
| 53 | 8 | "Self-Esteem Tempura" | Andy Ackerman | Jeff Astrof | November 12, 2008 (2008-11-12) | 3T7854 | 6.82 |
| 54 | 9 | "Rage Against the Christine" | Andy Ackerman | Kari Lizer & Jeff Astrof | November 19, 2008 (2008-11-19) | 3T7859 | 7.85 |
| 55 | 10 | "Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner" | Andy Ackerman | Lew Schneider & Katie Palmer | November 26, 2008 (2008-11-26) | 3T7861 | 7.48 |
| 56 | 11 | "Unidentified Funk" (Part 1) | Andy Ackerman | Frank Pines | December 10, 2008 (2008-12-10) | 3T7862 | 7.94 |
| 57 | 12 | "Happy Endings" (Part 2) | Andy Ackerman | Jackie Filgo & Jeff Filgo | December 17, 2008 (2008-12-17) | 3T7860 | 7.29 |
| 58 | 13 | "Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal" | Andy Ackerman | Allan Rice | January 14, 2009 (2009-01-14) | 3T7863 | 7.18 |
| 59 | 14 | "What Happens in Vegas is Disgusting in Vegas" | Andy Ackerman | Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Kreamer | January 21, 2009 (2009-01-21) | 3T7864 | 7.29 |
| 60 | 15 | "Reckless Abandonment" | Andy Ackerman | Jeff Astrof | February 11, 2009 (2009-02-11) | 3T7865 | 6.67 |
| 61 | 16 | "Honey, I Ran Over the Kid" | Andy Ackerman | Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer | February 18, 2009 (2009-02-18) | 3T7867 | 6.72 |
| 62 | 17 | "Too Close for Christine" | Andy Ackerman | Amy Iglow | March 11, 2009 (2009-03-11) | 3T7866 | 7.46 |
| 63 | 18 | "A Change of Heart/Pants" | Andy Ackerman | Lew Schneider & Frank Pines | March 18, 2009 (2009-03-18) | 3T7868 | 7.21 |
| 64 | 19 | "Hair" | Andy Ackerman | Matt Goldman | April 8, 2009 (2009-04-08) | 3T7871 | 7.17 |
| 65 | 20 | "He Ain't Heavy" | Andy Ackerman | Sherry Bilsing-Graham | May 6, 2009 (2009-05-06) | 3T7872 | 6.45 |
| 66 | 21 | "The Old Maid Honor" | Andy Ackerman | Kari Lizer & Jeff Astrof | May 13, 2009 (2009-05-13) | 3T7869 | 6.50 |
| 67 | 22 | "Love: A Cautionary Tale" (Part 1) | Andy Ackerman | Jeff Astrof & Kari Lizer | May 20, 2009 (2009-05-20) | 3T7870 | 5.55 |

### Season 5 (2009–10)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original release date | Prod. code | US viewers (millions) |
| 68 | 1 | "Bahamian Rhapsody" (Part 2) | Andy Ackerman | Kari Lizer & Jeff Astrof | September 23, 2009 (2009-09-23) | 3X5601 | 7.17 |
| 69 | 2 | "Burning Love" | Andy Ackerman | Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Kreamer | September 30, 2009 (2009-09-30) | 3X5602 | 6.65 |
| 70 | 3 | "The Mole" | Andy Ackerman | Jack Burditt | October 7, 2009 (2009-10-07) | 3X5603 | 6.86 |
| 71 | 4 | "For Love or Money" | Andy Ackerman | Allan Rice | October 14, 2009 (2009-10-14) | 3X5604 | 6.99 |
| 72 | 5 | "Doctor Little Man" | Andy Ackerman | Frank Pines | October 21, 2009 (2009-10-21) | 3X5605 | 6.58 |
| 73 | 6 | "The Curious Case of Britney B" | Andy Ackerman | Matt Goldman | November 4, 2009 (2009-11-04) | 3X5607 | 6.68 |
| 74 | 7 | "Nuts" | Andy Ackerman | Amy Iglow | November 11, 2009 (2009-11-11) | 3X5606 | 7.20 |
| 75 | 8 | "Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy" | Andy Ackerman | Jeff Astrof | November 18, 2009 (2009-11-18) | 3X5608 | 7.27 |
| 76 | 9 | "I Love Woo, I Hate You" | Andy Ackerman | Jack Burditt | November 25, 2009 (2009-11-25) | 3X5609 | 6.86 |
| 77 | 10 | "Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein" | Andy Ackerman | Frank Pines | December 9, 2009 (2009-12-09) | 3X5611 | 7.49 |
| 78 | 11 | "It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas" | Andy Ackerman | Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Kreamer | December 16, 2009 (2009-12-16) | 3X5610 | 7.64 |
| 79 | 12 | "Whale of a Tale" | Andy Ackerman | Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Kreamer | January 13, 2010 (2010-01-13) | 3X5612 | 5.97 |
| 80 | 13 | "Truth or Dare" | Andy Ackerman | Jack Burditt | January 20, 2010 (2010-01-20) | 3X5613 | 6.21 |
| 81 | 14 | "A Family Unfair" | Andy Ackerman | Jeff Astrof | February 10, 2010 (2010-02-10) | 3X5614 | 8.10 |
| 82 | 15 | "Sweet Charity" | Andy Ackerman | Frank Pines | March 3, 2010 (2010-03-03) | 3X5615 | 5.56 |
| 83 | 16 | "Subway, Somehow" | Andy Ackerman | Amy Iglow & Allan Rice | March 10, 2010 (2010-03-10) | 3X5616 | 7.67 |
| 84 | 17 | "Up In The Airport" | Andy Ackerman | Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Kreamer | April 7, 2010 (2010-04-07) | 3X5617 | 5.97 |
| 85 | 18 | "Revenge Makeover" | Andy Ackerman | Tricia O'Kelley & Alex Kapp Horner | April 14, 2010 (2010-04-14) | 3X5618 | 6.18 |
| 86 | 19 | "I Love What You Do For Me" | Andy Ackerman | Jack Burditt | April 21, 2010 (2010-04-21) | 3X5619 | 5.20 |
| 87 | 20 | "Scream" | Andy Ackerman | Jeff Astrof & Matt Goldman | May 5, 2010 (2010-05-05) | 3X5620 | 6.29 |
| 88 | 21 | "Get Smarter" | Andy Ackerman | Kari Lizer | May 12, 2010 (2010-05-12) | 3X5621 | 6.89 |