# Video on Trial season 1

The first season of the Canadian television comedy series Video on Trial premiered on MuchMusic on August 15, 2005 and concluded on August 6, 2006. It consists of 37 episodes.

## Background

Video on Trial features music videos being humorously critiqued in a manner akin to a courtroom trial. The show's tongue-in-cheek manifesto, as announced in its original opening sequence, is seeing to it that "all music videos are brought to justice". A typical half-hour episode features five music videos being "tried" by a panel of five personalities acting as jurors.

## Production

In this season, each episode commences with a roll call of the jury and a reading of the docket of accused music videos, with the remainder of the episode being dedicated to the trials for each video. The specific charges leveled at a video are announced at the beginning of its trial, and a final verdict for the artist of the video is presented at the conclusion of the episode. This general format would for the most part be followed by the series until midway through its fifth season.
An hour-long special entitled Stars on Trial aired on MuchMusic in December 2005, concurrently with Video on Trial's first season. Following the same premise as Video on Trial, Stars on Trial featured celebrities being tried by various personalities who had previously appeared as jurors on Video on Trial.

## Episodes

| No. overall | No. in season | Panel | Original release date |
| 1 | 1 | Ron Josol, Alex Kane, George Pettit, Nikki Payne, and Sean Michael Turrell | August 15, 2005 (2005-08-15) |
| The following videos are tried: "Ass Like That" – Eminem "Do Somethin'" – Britney Spears "99 Problems" – Jay-Z "Beverly Hills" – Weezer "Hollaback Girl" – Gwen Stefani Eminem is "sentenced to have a Slinky up his ass"; Britney Spears is "sentenced to life with Kevin Federline"; Jay-Z is "sentenced to death by firing squad"; Weezer is "sentenced to an extremely juvenile detention center"; and Gwen Stefani is "sentenced to stay 400 meters away from any Harajuku Girls". ||||
| 2 | 2 | Jully Black, Trevor Boris, Alan Park, Harris Rosen, and Anna Von Frances | August 22, 2005 (2005-08-22) |
| The following videos are tried: "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" – Jessica Simpson "Candy Shop" – 50 Cent featuring Olivia "Get Right" – Jennifer Lopez "Lose Control" – Missy Elliott featuring Ciara and Fatman Scoop "I Just Wanna Live" – Good Charlotte Jessica Simpson is "sentenced to 50 slaps in the ass by a drunken hillbilly"; 50 Cent is "sentenced to 'fiddy' whips by a video chicken"; Jennifer Lopez is "sentenced to eight consecutive life sentences"; Missy Elliott is "sentenced to be buried alive until she turns blue"; and Good Charlotte is "sentenced to solitary confinement for their own safety". ||||
| 3 | 3 | Debra DiGiovanni, Ron Josol, David Lembke, Tim McAuliffe, and Ron Sparks | August 29, 2005 (2005-08-29) |
| The following videos are tried: "Milkshake" – Kelis "Let's Go" – Shawn Desman "I Miss You" – Blink-182 "Splash Waterfalls" – Ludacris "We Belong Together" – Mariah Carey Kelis is "sentenced to five years of chest arrest"; Shawn Desman is "sentenced to return the rental sports car"; and Mariah Carey is "sentenced to a career arc similar to that of Eric Roberts". ||||
| 4 | 4 | Chris Murphy, Jan Caruana, Quinn Martin, Tamla-Mai Deleon, and Fraser Young | September 5, 2005 (2005-09-05) |
| The following videos are tried: "Call on Me" – Eric Prydz "Caught Up" – Usher "La La" – Ashlee Simpson "Shut Up!" – Simple Plan "Crazy in Love" – Beyoncé featuring Jay-Z Usher is "sentenced to the school of retro fashion"; Ashlee Simpson is "sentenced to wear a shock collar in her next video"; and Beyoncé is "sentenced to have her legs registered as loaded weapons". ||||
| 5 | 5 | John Catucci, Kardinal Offishall, Sabrina Jalees, David Kerr, and Anna Von Frances | September 12, 2005 (2005-09-12) |
| The following videos are tried: "Dirrty" – Christina Aguilera featuring Redman "Jesus Walks" – Kanye West "Our Lips Are Sealed" – Hilary Duff and Haylie Duff "Oh" – Ciara featuring Ludacris "Behind Blue Eyes" – Limp Bizkit Christina Aguilera is "sentenced to take a warm bath in a hot vat of Purell"; Kanye West is "sentenced to be stopped from making the album Jesus Surfs"; Ciara is "sentenced to continue being the queen of crunk"; and Limp Bizkit is "sentenced to an eternity in rock and rap hell". ||||
| 6 | 6 | Bif Naked, David Mesiano, Jemeni, Debra DiGiovanni, and Trevor Boris | September 26, 2005 (2005-09-26) |
| The following videos are tried: "Since U Been Gone" – Kelly Clarkson "Hot in Herre" – Nelly "Don't Cha" – The Pussycat Dolls featuring Busta Rhymes "Wait (The Whisper Song)" – Ying Yang Twins "Gangsters and Thugs" – Transplants Kelly Clarkson is "sentenced to continue being a hotter chick than Clay Aiken"; Nelly is "sentenced to apologize for making pit stains hot"; The Pussycat Dolls are "sentenced to be forever listened to on mute"; Ying Yang Twins are "sentenced to pipe up about where they will put their yings and yangs"; and Transplants are "sentenced to stop transplanting rap and punk". ||||
| 7 | 7 | Sabrina Jalees, David Kerr, Dr. Jay, George Pettit, and Ron Sparks | October 2, 2005 (2005-10-02) |
| The following videos are tried: "Just Want You to Know" – Backstreet Boys "Toxic" – Britney Spears "Rumors" – Lindsay Lohan "Got Some Teeth" – Obie Trice "Fall to Pieces" – Velvet Revolver Backstreet Boys are "sentenced to cease all attempts to increase their 15 minutes of fame"; Britney Spears is "sentenced to remove the dishwasher from the front lawn of her Malibu home"; Lindsay Lohan is "sentenced to spend more time on her boobs and less time in the booth"; Obie Trice is "sentenced to dental sensitivity training"; and Velvet Revolver is "sentenced to stop giving hardcore drugs a bad name". ||||
| 8 | 8 | Wade MacNeil, Debra DiGiovanni, Ron Josol, Tamla-Mai Deleon, and Fraser Young | October 9, 2005 (2005-10-09) |
| The following videos are tried: "Don't Phunk with My Heart" – Black Eyed Peas "Be Easy" – Massari "What You Waiting For?" – Gwen Stefani "All These Things That I've Done" – The Killers "Complicated" – Avril Lavigne Black Eyed Peas are "sentenced to stop being so motherphunking terrible"; Massari is "sentenced to cease production on video where he pretends to own the Space Shuttle"; Gwen Stefani is "sentenced to return to the sucky band from whence she came"; The Killers are "sentenced to come up with an original thought"; and Avril Lavigne is "sentenced to stop making videos that look like Pizza Pocket commercials". ||||
| 9 | 9 | Craig Lauzon, Anna Von Frances, Quinn Martin, Jully Black, and Jason Rouse | October 16, 2005 (2005-10-16) |
| The following videos are tried: "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" – Bloodhound Gang "Shake It Off" – Mariah Carey "Wake Up" – Hilary Duff "We Be Burnin'" – Sean Paul "Sugar, We're Goin Down" – Fall Out Boy Bloodhound Gang is "sentenced to top-track status on Jock Jams 17"; Mariah Carey is "sentenced to appear on the cover of People magazine's 'Sexiest Singers Over 70' issue"; Hilary Duff is "sentenced to a three-month relationship with England's ultimate rebel, Prince Harry"; Sean Paul is "sentenced to sell his Hummer and stop 'we be burnin'' the ozone layer"; and Fall Out Boy is "sentenced to use the more fitting Simpsons-inspired group name of 'Worst Band Ever'". ||||
| 10 | 10 | Trevor Boris, Sabrina Jalees, Jesse F. Keeler, David Kerr, and David Lembke | October 30, 2005 (2005-10-30) |
| The following videos are tried: "Can't Hold Us Down" – Christina Aguilera featuring Lil' Kim "Do You Want To" – Franz Ferdinand "Dip It Low" – Christina Milian "We Are All on Drugs" – Weezer "Stand Up" – Ludacris featuring Shawnna Christina Aguilera is "sentenced to notify the local water filtration plant whenever she showers"; Franz Ferdinand is "sentenced to just get it over with and have sex with each other"; Christina Milian is "sentenced to switch to using watercolor paints when engaging in sexual activity"; Weezer is "sentenced to have sand kicked in their face by a bully"; and Ludacris is "sentenced to stop making videos that make him look like a prop comic". ||||
| 11 | 11 | Alan Park, Dave Derewlany, Esthero, Jemeni, and Ron Sparks | November 6, 2005 (2005-11-06) |
| The following videos are tried: "My Prerogative" – Britney Spears "P.I.M.P. (Remix)" – 50 Cent featuring Snoop Dogg, Lloyd Banks, and Young Buck "Like You" – Bow Wow featuring Ciara "The Reason" – Hoobastank "Truth" – Seether Britney Spears is "sentenced to forbid her newborn son from using his father as a role model"; 50 Cent is "sentenced to notify Snoop that he's less of a P.I.M.P. and more of a W.I.M.P."; Bow Wow is "sentenced to use a booster seat when driving his Hummer"; Hoobastank is "sentenced to include an album advisory sticker with a warning that their lyrics may offend all"; and Seether is "sentenced to set up a cage match between two other fictional characters: a unicorn and their musical talent". ||||
| 12 | 12 | Adam Brodie, Debra DiGiovanni, "Evil" Jared Hasselhoff and Jimmy Pop, Anna Von Frances, and Fraser Young | November 13, 2005 (2005-11-13) |
| The following videos are tried: "Just Lose It" – Eminem "Tilt Ya Head Back" – Nelly featuring Christina Aguilera "Everybody's Fool" – Evanescence "Roses" – Outkast "Just Like a Pill" – Pink Eminem is "sentenced to learn how bad comedy can hurt people by watching the entire first season DVD of The King of Queens... with director's commentary"; Nelly is "sentenced to stop giving 'The Depression' a bad name", Evanescence is "sentenced to stop making music that sounds like a Leon's commercial"; Outkast is "sentenced to reduce their poo-related content and cease production on their new album Dirty Sanchez"; and Pink is "sentenced to stop falling into the easy-rhyme trap by listening to rap, and not making music that sounds like crap". ||||
| 13 | 13 | Tamla-Mai Deleon, Bobby D. Freeman, Ron Josol, Perry Perlmutar, and Ron Sparks | November 20, 2005 (2005-11-20) |
| The following videos are tried: "My Humps" – Black Eyed Peas "First Date" – Blink-182 "Girls & Boys" – Good Charlotte "Dance, Dance" – Fall Out Boy "Naughty Girl" – Beyoncé Black Eyed Peas are "sentenced to death by label rejection"; Blink-182 is "sentenced to realize their fake moustaches make them look cool"; and Beyoncé is "sentenced to stop making guys want to cheat on their girlfriends". ||||
| 14 | 14 | Darrin Rose, Sabrina Jalees, Trevor Boris, Trixx, and Greig Nori | November 27, 2005 (2005-11-27) |
| The following videos are tried: "Luxurious (Remix)" – Gwen Stefani featuring Slim Thug "The Way You Move" – Outkast featuring Sleepy Brown "Cry Me a River" – Justin Timberlake "Stacy's Mom" – Fountains of Wayne "Doesn't Remind Me" – Audioslave Gwen Stefani is "sentenced to pay royalties to the year 1999 every time she wears lip liner"; Outkast is "sentenced to visit a real mechanic and suffer through the residual overcharging and smell of day-old farts"; Justin Timberlake is "sentenced to write another song about his relationship with Britney, but this time call it 'Dodged a Major Bullet!'"; Fountains of Wayne are "sentenced to speed up production of their new song, 'Stacy's Grandmom'"; and Audioslave is "sentenced to continue watching Murder, She Wrote on the tour bus". ||||
| 15 | 15 | Trevor Boris, Debra DiGiovanni, Dr. Jay, David Kerr, and Kardinal Offishall | December 4, 2005 (2005-12-04) |
| The following videos are tried: "Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)" – Lindsay Lohan "Diamonds from Sierra Leone" – Kanye West "Jesus of Suburbia" – Green Day "Whenever, Wherever" – Shakira "Shadow" – Ashlee Simpson Lindsay Lohan is "sentenced to buy a new father"; Green Day is "sentenced to cease production on their next video, 'Moses of Suburbia'"; and Shakira is "sentenced to continue being the female version of David Hasselhoff". ||||
| 16 | 16 | Matt Billon, Darren Frost, Chris Jericho, Ron Josol, and Anna Von Frances | December 25, 2005 (2005-12-25) |
| The following videos are tried: "Hung Up" – Madonna "Lean Back" – Terror Squad "Heartbreaker" – Mariah Carey featuring Jay-Z "Helena" – My Chemical Romance "Bye Bye Bye" – NSYNC Madonna is "sentenced to stop making dance music before another vogue invasion"; Terror Squad member Fat Joe is "sentenced to stop eating his bandmates"; and My Chemical Romance is "sentenced to be prominently featured on the playlist for late-night D&D sessions". ||||
| 17 | 17 | Bless, Sabrina Jalees, Nikki Payne, Darrin Rose, and Trixx | December 25, 2005 (2005-12-25) |
| The following videos are tried: "Everytime" – Britney Spears "The New Workout Plan" – Kanye West "Perfect Situation" – Weezer "Twisted Transistor" – Korn "Don't Bother" – Shakira Britney Spears is "sentenced to realize her dream and find Kevin Federline a job at the Cheerios factory"; Kanye West is "sentenced to remind Anna Nicole Smith that this is not 'The New Pork-Out Plan'"; Weezer is "sentenced to continue their lifelong dream of non-stop rockin' and role-playing"; Korn is "sentenced to stop making songs that already sound like 'Weird Al''s parody version"; and Shakira is "sentenced to head back to the studio with her good friends the Tin Man and the Scarecrow". ||||
| 18 | 18 | Debra DiGiovanni, Esthero, Aaron Merke, Anna Von Frances, and Fraser Young | January 15, 2006 (2006-01-15) |
| The following videos are tried: "With You" – Jessica Simpson "One Way Ticket" – The Darkness "Window Shopper" – 50 Cent "Hero" – Enrique Iglesias "All That I've Got" – The Used The Used is "sentenced to appear in the 'used' CD bin shortly after release". ||||
| 19 | 19 | Jennifer Robertson, Greig Nori, Perry Perlmutar, Tamla-Mai Deleon, and Mike Sheer | January 22, 2006 (2006-01-22) |
| The following videos are tried: "Me Against the Music" – Britney Spears featuring Madonna "L.O.V.E." – Ashlee Simpson "Mr. Brightside" – The Killers "When I'm Gone" – Eminem "Burn" – Usher Britney Spears and Madonna are "sentenced to stop singing and resume face sucking"; Ashlee Simpson is "sentenced to create an award show for her fellow idea stealers called 'The Grabbies'"; The Killers are "sentenced to hire prop comic genius Carrot Top for their next video"; Eminem is "sentenced to lighten the fuck up!"; and Usher is "sentenced to take a dip in his awesome flaming pool". ||||
| 20 | 20 | Trevor Boris, Andrew Bush, Jemeni, David Kerr, and Barry Taylor | January 29, 2006 (2006-01-29) |
| The following videos are tried: "It's My Life" – No Doubt "Can't Stop" – Red Hot Chili Peppers "Teachers Suck" – Tom Green "She Will Be Loved" – Maroon 5 "21 Questions" – 50 Cent featuring Nate Dogg No Doubt is "sentenced to pray really hard that Gwen returns to the band"; Tom Green is "sentenced to school with 'Weird Al' Yankovic"; and Maroon 5 is "sentenced to death by an alien or a dinosaur". ||||
| 21 | 21 | Ron Josol, Debra DiGiovanni, Dan Lavoie, Aaron Merke, and David Lembke | February 5, 2006 (2006-02-05) |
| The following videos are tried: "Heard 'Em Say" – Kanye West featuring Adam Levine "Resolve" – Foo Fighters "Where's Your Head At" – Basement Jaxx "Papa Don't Preach" – Kelly Osbourne "Ch-Check It Out" – Beastie Boys Kanye West and Adam Levine are "sentenced to have their relationship annulled"; Foo Fighters are "sentenced to realize that even Mr. T pities them"; Basement Jaxx is "sentenced to realize that the double X in their name is as cool as a pair of uggs"; Kelly Osbourne is "sentenced to stop making songs that make people preach for an Ozzy Osbourne album"; and Beastie Boys are "sentenced to crimes against hair with Chad Kroeger". ||||
| 22 | 22 | Trevor Boris, Sabrina Jalees, David Kerr, Jennifer Robertson, and Trixx | February 19, 2006 (2006-02-19) |
| The following videos are tried: "Beautiful Soul" – Jesse McCartney "Over" – Lindsay Lohan "My Band" – D12 "Batter Up" – Nelly and St. Lunatics "The Denial Twist" – The White Stripes Jesse McCartney is "sentenced to put a 'may cause drowsiness' sticker on future albums"; Lindsay Lohan is "sentenced to go from acting to singing to early retirement"; D12 is "sentenced to perform on the Carrot Top tour"; Nelly is "sentenced to do a video about bobsledding"; and The White Stripes are "sentenced to make at least one video with a Hummer and a jacuzzi". ||||
| 23 | 23 | Matt Billon, Trevor Boris, Jemeni, Katherine Ryan, and Sugar Sammy | February 26, 2006 (2006-02-26) |
| The following videos are tried: "Just a Lil Bit" – 50 Cent "Feeling This" – Blink-182 "Juicebox" – The Strokes "Don't Forget About Us" – Mariah Carey "Get Back" – Ludacris The Strokes are "sentenced to take a cold shower together"; and Mariah Carey is "sentenced to stop kissing in soccer nets to avoid getting hit by a soccer ball". ||||
| 24 | 24 | Lucy DeCoutere, Debra DiGiovanni, Andrew Evans, Alex Nussbaum, and Fraser Young | March 5, 2006 (2006-03-05) |
| The following videos are tried: "Lucky" – Britney Spears "Wake Me Up When September Ends" – Green Day "Laffy Taffy" – D4L "Scars" – Papa Roach "We Are All Made of Stars" – Moby Britney Spears is "sentenced to stop manufacturing Federlines"; Green Day is "sentenced to make a less depressing video about stuff like candy and rainbows"; D4L is "sentenced to spank their Super Soakers on their own time"; Papa Roach is "sentenced to continue rockin' the iPod in white-boy frat houses everywhere"; and Moby is "sentenced to eat a Rogaine sandwich". ||||
| 25 | 25 | CoCo La Creme, Aaron Merke, Perry Perlmutar, Darrin Rose, and Todd Shapiro | March 12, 2006 (2006-03-12) |
| The following videos are tried: "Thinking of You (I Drive Myself Crazy)" – NSYNC "Pump It" – Black Eyed Peas "Hella Good" – No Doubt "Yo (Excuse Me Miss)" – Chris Brown "Bat Country" – Avenged Sevenfold NSYNC is "sentenced to become even more 'crazy' by trading Justin to the Backstreet Boys in exchange for AJ"; Black Eyed Peas are "sentenced to invent their own video game called Grand Theft Talent"; No Doubt is "sentenced to continue obtaining signatures in their 'Bring back Gwen' petition"; Chris Brown is "sentenced to stop stalking and do what every other successful musician does: buy love"; and Avenged Sevenfold is "sentenced to an eternity of listening to their frat boy fans yell out 'You dudes rule!' at concerts". ||||
| 26 | 26 | Andrew Bush, David Kerr, CoCo La Creme, Alex Nussbaum, and Barry Taylor | March 27, 2006 (2006-03-27) |
| The following videos are tried: "Stupid Girls" – Pink "It's Gonna Be Me" – NSYNC "Touch the Sky" – Kanye West featuring Lupe Fiasco "Stan" – Eminem featuring Dido "Dirty Little Secret" – The All-American Rejects Pink is "sentenced to scientifically identify how she is any different from Lindsay Lohan"; NSYNC is "sentenced to a lifetime of being asked about Justin"; Kanye West is "sentenced to work with NASA to make a rocket that can orbit his ego"; Eminem is "sentenced to hope that his fan letters to Vanilla Ice never surface"; and The All-American Rejects are "sentenced to vanish from your iPod within the month". ||||
| 27 | 27 | Debra DiGiovanni, Trixx, Steven Shehori, Nicole Arbour, and Ron Sparks | April 10, 2006 (2006-04-10) |
| The following videos are tried: "Sorry" – Madonna "Everlong" – Foo Fighters "Signs" – Snoop Dogg featuring Charlie Wilson and Justin Timberlake "Trouble" – Pink "Touch It" – Busta Rhymes Madonna is "sentenced to reinvent herself"; Foo Fighters are "sentenced to never again wear wigs in their future videos"; Snoop Dogg is "sentenced to keep the videos made in Las Vegas"; Pink is "sentenced to three months in a country jail"; and Busta Rhymes is "sentenced to a cage fight with MC Hammer and the Vengaboys". ||||
| 28 | 28 | Ennis Esmer, Jully Black, Ron Sparks, Claire Brosseau, and Eddie Della Siepe | April 24, 2006 (2006-04-24) |
| The following videos are tried: "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More 'Touch Me'" – Fall Out Boy "She Hates Me" – Puddle of Mudd "I Know You Don't Love Me" – Tony Yayo featuring G-Unit "Ex-Girlfriend" – No Doubt "When the Sun Goes Down" – Arctic Monkeys Fall Out Boy is "sentenced to stop using The Simpsons for inspiration, for Jebus' sake!"; and Puddle of Mudd is "sentenced to show any impact they have made". ||||
| 29 | 29 | Tamla-Mai Deleon, Trevor Boris, Roddy Colmer, Katherine Ryan, and Todd Shapiro | April 30, 2006 (2006-04-30) |
| The following videos are tried: "Walk Away" – Kelly Clarkson "Grillz" – Nelly featuring Paul Wall and Ali & Gipp "So Yesterday" – Hilary Duff "Go with the Flow" – Queens of the Stone Age "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" – Panic! at the Disco Kelly Clarkson is "sentenced to 'walk away' from the music industry"; and Queens of the Stone Age are "sentenced to make another music video advertising the Swiffer". ||||
| 30 | 30 | Debra DiGiovanni, Dan Lavoie, Jeff McEnery, Aaron Merke, and Will Weldon | May 7, 2006 (2006-05-07) |
| The following videos are tried: "Beep" – The Pussycat Dolls featuring will.i.am "Pass That Dutch" – Missy Elliott "Is It Just Me?" – The Darkness "My Sacrifice" – Creed "Number One Spot" – Ludacris The Pussycat Dolls are "sentenced to join the Backstreet Boys and call themselves 'Pussycat Dolls with Balls'"; Missy Elliott is "sentenced to do a duet with Cheech & Chong"; The Darkness is "sentenced to stop brushing their teeth with Coke"; Creed is "sentenced to do a rosary for every stripper"; and Ludacris is "sentenced to let Mini-Me just be a TV commercial". ||||
| 31 | 31 | Sabrina Jalees, Ron Josol, Alex Nussbaum, Jennifer Robertson, and Darrin Rose | May 21, 2006 (2006-05-21) |
| The following videos are tried: "Gimme That (Remix)" – Chris Brown featuring Lil Wayne "Dani California" – Red Hot Chili Peppers "Because I Got High" – Afroman "The Hardest Part" – Coldplay "Don't Let Me Get Me" – Pink Red Hot Chili Peppers are "sentenced to have their next video directed by Kevin Federline"; Coldplay is "sentenced to have no plans for their next video"; and Pink is "sentenced to give up the anti-corporate fight and get a tattoo of Mickey Mouse holding a Nike Swoosh". ||||
| 32 | 32 | Matt Alden, Robin Black, Debra DiGiovanni, Jason Rouse, and Anna Von Frances | June 25, 2006 (2006-06-25) |
| The following videos are tried: "What's Left of Me" – Nick Lachey "Smooth Criminal" – Alien Ant Farm "Say Somethin'" – Mariah Carey featuring Snoop Dogg "It Wasn't Me" – Shaggy featuring Rikrok "Ms. New Booty" – Bubba Sparxxx featuring Ying Yang Twins and Mr. Collipark Nick Lachey is "sentenced to rejoin his 98 Degrees bandmates on the D-list"; Alien Ant Farm is "sentenced to recognize that punk and comedy go together like Tara Reid and proportionate breasts"; Mariah Carey is "sentenced to be a little less sexy, a little more 45 candles... or however old she is"; Shaggy is "sentenced to be in heavy rotation on your dad's iPod"; and Bubba Sparxxx is "sentenced to 200 hours of community service with the Save the Booty Foundation". ||||
| 33 | 33 | Matt Billon, Dini Dimakos, Jemeni, David Kerr, and Chris "Chopper" Ritchie | July 2, 2006 (2006-07-02) |
| The following videos are tried: "The Ghost of You" – My Chemical Romance "Unwritten" – Natasha Bedingfield "Slow Jamz" – Twista featuring Kanye West and Jamie Foxx "Learn to Fly" – Foo Fighters "When You're Mad" – Ne-Yo My Chemical Romance is "sentenced to get their lunch money stolen by bullies"; Natasha Bedingfield is "sentenced to leave her next album completely 'unwritten'"; Twista is "sentenced to stop inspiring men to play the skin flute"; Foo Fighters are "sentenced to leave the bad moustaches and smoking to K-Fed"; and Ne-Yo is "sentenced to give a public apology and a life of abstinence". ||||
| 34 | 34 | Trevor Boris, Laurie Elliott, Andrew Evans, Alex Nussbaum, and Fraser Young | July 9, 2006 (2006-07-09) |
| The following videos are tried: "Who Knew" – Pink "The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song (With All Your Power)" – The Flaming Lips "Behind These Hazel Eyes" – Kelly Clarkson "Ridin'" – Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone "Crazy" – Gnarls Barkley Pink is "sentenced to continue making fun of her stupid girls, but without her stupid curls"; The Flaming Lips are "sentenced to attract women more their age group by taping some Metamucil to their privates"; Kelly Clarkson is "sentenced to thank God she was never eaten by Ruben Studdard"; Chamillionaire is "sentenced to ride his lowrider straight to hell"; and Gnarls Barkley is "sentenced to keep making videos that deliver a hallucinogenic contact buzz". ||||
| 35 | 35 | Nicole Arbour, Roddy Colmer, Sabrina Jalees, Chris Jericho, and Ali Rizvi | July 16, 2006 (2006-07-16) |
| The following videos are tried: "Hips Don't Lie" – Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean "Freak on a Leash" – Korn "I'm 'n Luv (wit a Stripper)" – T-Pain featuring Mike Jones "Tribute" – Tenacious D "Talk" – Coldplay Shakira is "sentenced to realize that if her 'hips don't lie', they're probably saying her song sucks"; Korn is "sentenced to stop making videos that look like the new Garfield movie"; T-Pain is "sentenced to remember that on a date with a stripper, the two-drink minimum still applies"; Tenacious D is "sentenced to keep on fat guy rockin'"; and Coldplay is "sentenced to cease on having the always baked Prince Harry direct their videos". ||||
| 36 | 36 | Debra DiGiovanni, Mark Forward, Nile Séguin, Ron Sparks, and Manolis Zontanos | July 23, 2006 (2006-07-23) |
| The following videos are tried: "Bossy" – Kelis featuring Too Short "Work It" – Missy Elliott "Invisible" – Ashlee Simpson "Walk Away" – Franz Ferdinand "But It's Better If You Do" – Panic! at the Disco Kelis is "sentenced to change nothing—well, with the possible exception of 'everything'"; Missy Elliott is "sentenced to warn potheads that her videos may 'harsh their mellow'"; Ashlee Simpson is "sentenced to realize that you can't pick your sister, you can't pick your nose, and you can't pick your sister's nose"; Franz Ferdinand is "sentenced to keep making theater students look tough"; and Panic! at the Disco is "sentenced to google the word 'creativity'". ||||
| 37 | 37 | Dini Dimakos, Ron Josol, Perry Perlmutar, Todd Shapiro, and Anna Von Frances | August 6, 2006 (2006-08-06) |
| The following videos are tried: "Ain't No Other Man" – Christina Aguilera "I Love My Chick" – Busta Rhymes featuring will.i.am and Kelis "Girl's Not Grey" – AFI "S Club Party" – S Club 7 "The Kill" – Thirty Seconds to Mars Christina Aguilera is "sentenced to let archaeologists dig for face beneath her thousands of layers of pancake make-up"; Busta Rhymes is "sentenced to stop making videos that look like a Steven Seagal action flick"; AFI is "sentenced to reveal that 'AFI' stands for 'Audio for Idiots'"; S Club 7 is "sentenced to forever answer the question, 'What does the 'S' stand for?'"; and Thirty Seconds to Mars is "sentenced to watch every episode of Full House and wonder which Olsen twin is being used in each scene featuring Michelle Tanner". ||||