# Roy and HG

Roy and HG are an Australian comedy duo, comprising Greig Pickhaver in the role of "H. G. Nelson" and John Doyle as "'Rampaging' Roy Slaven". Their act is an affectionate but irreverent parody of Australia's obsession with sport. Their characters are based on stereotypes in sports journalism: Nelson the excitable announcer, and Slaven the retired sportsman turned expert commentator. In his 1996 book Petrol, Bait, Ammo & Ice, Pickhaver summarised the duo's comedic style as "making the serious trivial and the trivial serious".
The duo's long-running triple j radio program This Sporting Life was added to the National Film and Sound Archive's Sounds of Australia registry in 2013, and the This Sporting Life 30th anniversary retrospective collection won the ARIA Award for Best Comedy Release in 2016.
Since March 2020, Roy and HG's weekly show Bludging on the Blindside airs on Saturday afternoons on ABC Sport, ABC Local Radio, the ABC Listen app, as well as podcast platforms.
It was reported in July 2021 that Roy & HG would host Dodging Armageddon, a daily podcast for ABC Radio with an Olympics theme, which was broadcast throughout the XXXII Olympiad’s competitions.

## Radio
### triple j

Doyle and Pickhaver wrote and hosted the live, improvised, and satirical radio program This Sporting Life on triple J from 1986 to 2008. They also broadcast annual live commentaries of the NRL and AFL Grand Finals (dubbed the Festival of the Boot, Parts I and II) and the Melbourne Cup. Commentaries for all three matches of rugby league's annual State of Origin series are also broadcast (main article: Roy and HG's State of Origin commentary), and they have also broadcast live commentaries of other major events, including the Bicentennial celebrations on 26 January 1988 and the 2007 Australian federal election (Indecision 07). They also provided a half-hour coverage of the 2008 Beijing Olympics every weekday under the guise of the Golden Ring Show.
At conclusion, 'This Sporting Life' held the record as the longest-running program in the history of triple j.

### Triple M

Starting 12 January 2009, the duo presented the drive-time program The Life on the Triple M network, on Mondays and Fridays. In 2011, 'The Life' show was cut to Fridays only, with the last episode broadcast on 25 November 2011. 'Roy & HG's Mardi Gras of Medals' – their coverage of the Rio Olympic Games – was broadcast on Triple M in August 2016.
A weekly program, 'The Sporting Probe with Roy & HG' commenced broadcast in January 2017 and ran for two years until December 2018. The show aired from 10:00 am to midday on Saturday in 2017, and in the same timeslot on Sunday in 2018. All episodes are available as a podcast.

### Macquarie Sports Radio

In 2019, Roy and HG presented Just Short of a Length on the Macquarie Sports Radio network. Nine Radio have not renewed programming contacts for 2020 and beyond with Roy and HG after dropping the unpopular Macquarie Sports Radio branded talk format and returning to a music format for their Sydney 2UE, Melbourne 3EE aka Magic 1278, and Brisbane 4BH assets. All three stations reverting to their original historical station ID call signs.

### ABC Radio

Between 2012 and 2016, Roy and HG resumed their Festival Of The Boot AFL and NRL grand final commentaries on ABC NewsRadio.
In March 2020, Roy and HG returned to ABC Sport to present a new weekly Saturday afternoon show entitled Bludging on the Blindside. The show is broadcast on ABC Sport digital radio and the ABC Listen app, and broadcast on ABC Local Radio in NSW, ACT and QLD. All episodes are available on podcast platforms and the ABC listen app soon after initial broadcast.
In July 2021, it was announced that Roy and HG will be presenting a daily Olympic games podcast for ABC Radio, entitled 'Dodging Armageddon'.
In July 2024, it was announced that Roy and HG would be presenting a show titled People, Medals and Cheese on ABC Local Radio on weekdays and RN in the afternoon and on the ABC Listen app for the Paris 2024 Summer Olympic Games.

## Television
### ABC

After several years on radio, Roy and HG transferred the radio show's format to a series of ABC television shows, including Blah Blah Blah (1988) (where they were only seen in silhouette), This Sporting Life (1993–94), the Logie award-winning Club Buggery (1995–97) and its successor The Channel Nine Show (1998), Planet Norwich (1998; made in the UK) and The Memphis Trousers Half Hour (2005; taped in Sydney but performed as if broadcast from the United States).

### UK

In 1997, the duo were in an ad campaign for Foster's Lager in the United Kingdom that had the tagline "Tickle it, you wrigglers!". They were recurring guests on the 1998 BBC One TV comedy series The Ben Elton Show.

### Seven Network

After transferring to the commercial Seven Network in the late 1990s, they presented Win Roy & H.G.'s Money (2000), an unsuccessful adaptation of the US hit Win Ben Stein's Money. They later succeeded with higher-rating shows The Monday Dump and The Nation Dumps.
Their biggest hit was their top-rating commentary-interview television program The Dream with Roy and HG (from the Sydney 2000 Olympics), featuring their own special outlook on the event. The Dream was followed by three spinoffs – The Ice Dream (from the 2002 Salt Lake City Winter Olympics), The Cream (from the 2003 Rugby World Cup), and The Dream again for the Athens 2004 Olympics. During the Ice Dream they launched a bid for the Winter Olympics to be held at Smiggin Holes, in the humorous Smiggin Holes 2010 Winter Olympic bid with suggested slogans "Unleash the Mighty Mongrel", "Winter Wonder Down Under" and "If you've got the poles, we've got the holes." Dream-style coverage of the 2006 FIFA World Cup, called the Dribble mit HG und Roy, was streamed via the Internet.
Roy and H.G.'s sport shows were filmed in front of a live studio audience, segments including discussion between the two characters, interview with athletic guests and pre-recorded sports commentary. The humour of the duo's sports commentary came from their mock-serious tone which belied the innuendo and invented terminology that they used to describe the on-screen action. The pair would state fictitious "facts" about the competitors' occupations, histories and personalities. Roy & H.G. would also describe fictitious aspects of the competition venues, such as the so-called "Gobbler's Gulch" section of the Salt Lake City luge track.
Roy and HG were not selected by Channel Seven to cover the Beijing Olympics because of security concerns and the belief by Channel Seven management that the style of their coverage – going to air live following a day's events – would not have suited Australian audiences given Australia's time zones. Instead, a daily radio programme, The Golden Ring Show, was broadcast on triple j, with Roy styled as "Crouching Tiger" and H.G. as "the Hidden Dragon".

### The Memphis Trousers Half Hour

In 2005, they presented The Memphis Trousers Half Hour, a TV show they claimed was recorded in different American cities such as Baltimore or Albuquerque, ensuring that 'Australia is the flavour of the month, every month'. The show screened weekly on the ABC on Saturday nights and was named after an incident in which former Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Fraser lost his trousers in a Memphis hotel.
The show, seemingly filmed in the United States, was in fact filmed entirely in Sydney. The format was a parody of American talk shows and pretended to present Americans with new 'facts' about Australia.

### Network Ten

Roy and HG joined Network Ten for their Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics coverage, where they hosted a commentary show called Roy and HG's Russian Revolution. HG Nelson also joined Stephen Quartermain and Alisa Camplin for the Sochi Tonight daily show.

## Awards and nominations

| Year & Ceremony | For | Award | Result |
| 1990 ARIA Awards | Rampaging Roy... The Life and Times of Roy Slaven | Best Comedy Release | Nominated |
| 1991 ARIA Awards | Wicket to Wicket | Best Comedy Release | Nominated |
| 1997 Logie Awards | Club Buggery | Most Outstanding Achievement in Comedy | Won |
| 1997 Logie Awards | Club Buggery | Most Popular Comedy Program | Nominated |
| 1998 Logie Awards | Club Buggery | Most Outstanding Achievement in Comedy | Nominated |
| 2001 Logie Awards | The Dream with Roy and HG | Most Popular Sports Program | Won |
| 2001 Logie Awards | The Dream with Roy and HG | Most Outstanding Comedy Program | Nominated |
| 2002 Logie Awards | The Monday Dump | Most Popular Sports Program | Nominated |
| 2002 Logie Awards | The Monday Dump | Most Outstanding Comedy Program | Nominated |
| 2003 Australian Comedy Awards | 17 years of radio & television work | Outstanding Performers | Won |
| 2003 Australian Comedy Awards | 17 years of radio work | Outstanding Networked Radio Comedy Performance | Won |
| 2003 Logie Awards | The Ice Dream | Most Outstanding Comedy Program | Nominated |
| 2003 Logie Awards | The Monday Dump | Most Popular Sports Program | Nominated |
| 2004 Logie Awards | The Cream with Roy and HG | Most Popular Sports Program | Nominated |
| 2005 Logie Awards | The Dream in Athens | Most Popular Sports Program | Nominated |
| 2016 ARIA Awards | This Sporting Life | Best Comedy Release | Won |

## Published works

* 1989: Pants Off: This Sporting Life, by Roy Slaven and H.G. Nelson (book)
* 1996: Petrol, Bait, Ammo & Ice by H.G. Nelson, with a foreword by Roy Slaven; illustrated by Reg Mombassa (book)
* 2000: The Dream with Roy and HG: The Sydney 2000 Olympic Games, (DVD)

### Albums

| Name | Album details | Peak chart positions |
| Name | Album details | AUS |
| Roy - The Life and Times of Rampaging Roy Slaven (Roy solo) | Released: 1989 Label: ABC Records (ISBN 0-642-12950-9) Format: Cassette | - |
| Wicket To Wicket | Released: 1991 Label: ABC Records (ISBN 0-642-12919-3) Format: Cassette | - |
| Pound for Pound with Roy and HG | Released: 1993 Label: ABC Records (ISBN 0-642-17721-X) Format: Cassette | - |
| Tool Talk and Wise Cracks with Roy and HG | Released: 1993 Label: ABC Records (ISBN 0-642-17785-6) Format: Cassette | - |
| Roy & HG Present Allan Border: Cricket's First Saint | Released: 1995 Label: ABC Records (ISBN 0-642-17819-4) Format: CD | - |
| This Sporting Life | Released: August 2016 Label: ABC/ Universal Music (4743881) Format: CD, Digital download | 6 |

## Influence on artists

In 2001 a portrait of Roy & HG by visual artist Paul Newton won the Packing Room Prize and the People's Choice award at the Archibald Prize.