# List of Conan episodes (2012)

This list of episodes of Conan details information on the 2012 episodes of Conan, a television program on TBS hosted by Conan O'Brien. Between June 11–14, the show was taped at the Chicago Theatre in Chicago, Illinois.

## 2012
### January

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 190 | "May Old Acquaintances Be De-Friended" | January 3, 2012 (2012-01-03) | Gary Oldman, Judy Greer | Everlast |
| 191 | "Out with the Old, In with the Hastily Re-Painted Old" | January 4, 2012 (2012-01-04) | Emmy Rossum, Dave Attell | Chris Isaak |
| 192 | "Manuary 5th—The Day of the Dude" | January 5, 2012 (2012-01-05) | Johnny Galecki, Mindy Kaling | Tom Papa |
| 193 | "Oh My God, Baby New Year Got Into the Medicine Cabinet!" | January 9, 2012 (2012-01-09) | Seth Green, David Cross | Gavin DeGraw |
| 194 | "Every Kiss Begins with Kay, But Everything Else Begins with K-Y" | January 10, 2012 (2012-01-10) | Chelsea Handler, Billy Eichner | Doyle and Debbie |
| 195 | "The Integrity Episode, Brought to You by Pall Mall Cigarettes" | January 11, 2012 (2012-01-11) | Jack McBrayer, Justin Verlander | Dwayne Perkins |
| 196 | "The Mime Whisperer" | January 12, 2012 (2012-01-12) | Ricky Gervais, Wladimir Klitschko | James Durbin |
| 197 | "The Mayan 'Dilbert Cartoon-A-Day' Calendar" | January 16, 2012 (2012-01-16) | Kate Beckinsale, Stephen Merchant | St. Vincent |
| 198 | "The Guy Who Actually Went to the Gym He Joined on New Year's Day" | January 17, 2012 (2012-01-17) | Antonio Banderas, Fred Armisen | Blake Mills |
| 199 | "Operation Orgy: Journey to Coitus Cove" | January 18, 2012 (2012-01-18) | Shaun White, Jordan Peele | Sam Adams |
| 200 | "This Episode Would Like You to Join Its LinkedIn Network" | January 19, 2012 (2012-01-19) | Billy Gardell, Gina Carano | Owen Smith |
| 201 | "The Formerly Lesbian Mad Scientist Who Really, Really Experimented in College" | January 23, 2012 (2012-01-23) | Casey Anderson, Morena Baccarin | Wilco |
| 202 | "The Bourne Again Ultimatum" | January 24, 2012 (2012-01-24) | Sam Worthington, Adam Winrich | Julia Nunes |
| 203 | "Mr. Gorbachev, Put Up Some Drapes!" | January 25, 2012 (2012-01-25) | Elizabeth Banks, Timothy Olyphant | John Mulaney |
| 204 | "We Need the Funk, If It's Not Too Much Trouble Would Like to Have That Funk." | January 26, 2012 (2012-01-26) | Cuba Gooding, Jr., Jon Heder | They Might Be Giants |
| 205 | "A Watched Pot Never Boils, and Other Total Lies" | January 30, 2012 (2012-01-30) | Maya Rudolph, Chris Gethard | Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. |
| 206 | "The Man Who Got His Money's Worth at Starbucks" | January 31, 2012 (2012-01-31) | Simon Helberg, Chris Kyle | N/A |

### February

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 207 | "The Dr. Wizard of Dr. Oz" | February 1, 2012 (2012-02-01) | Ringo Starr, Mark "Dr. Bugs" Moffett | Ringo Starr |
| 208 | "Double-Vision Theater Presents: The Lady with Incredible Ta-Ta-Ta-Tas" | February 2, 2012 (2012-02-02) | John Krasinski, Jenny Slate | Evanescence |
| 209 | "The Lonely Scent of a Lean Cuisine" | February 6, 2012 (2012-02-06) | Kristen Bell, Bret McKenzie | John Roy |
| 210 | "'High-Four Me!' Said the Woodshop Teacher" | February 7, 2012 (2012-02-07) | Phil McGraw, Keegan-Michael Key | Alabama Shakes |
| 211 | "The Creature from the Recently Gentrified Lagoon" | February 8, 2012 (2012-02-08) | Martin Short, Jon Bernthal | Dr. Dog |
| 212 | "Cheap Applause from the Best Audience in the World" | February 9, 2012 (2012-02-09) | Carol Burnett, Jon Glaser | Graffiti6 |
| 213 | "Mr. Peanut's Peanut Allergy" | February 13, 2012 (2012-02-13) | Ice-T and Coco Austin, Adam Pally | Wale with Miguel |
| 214 | "The Last-Minute Gift at CVS That Got Greg Laid" | February 14, 2012 (2012-02-14) | Reese Witherspoon, RZA | Cast of The Intergalactic Nemesis |
| 215 | "Luck Be a Man Dressed as a Lady Tonight" | February 15, 2012 (2012-02-15) | Tom Arnold, Curt Schilling | Myq Kaplan |
| 216 | "Die Hard 5: Let's Not Die Quite So Hard I've Got Chronic Back Pain" | February 16, 2012 (2012-02-16) | Steve Martin, Rebecca Romijn | Cake |
| 217 | "The 24th Annual Nerf Product Expo" | February 21, 2012 (2012-02-21) | Amanda Seyfried, Andy Lewis and the US Pro Team | fun. |
| 218 | "Justice Has a Middle Name and It's Eric" | February 22, 2012 (2012-02-22) | Jennifer Aniston, Ron and Amy Shirley | Jay Larson |
| 219 | "Annie, Get Your Glock" | February 23, 2012 (2012-02-23) | Kevin Nealon, Mike Epps, Dhani Harrison | N/A |
| 220 | "Death Wish 6: Natural Causes" | February 27, 2012 (2012-02-27) | Artie Lange and Nick DiPaolo, Beth Behrs | Chiddy Bang |
| 221 | "The Douche Who Lost His Bag" | February 28, 2012 (2012-02-28) | Betty White, Ken Marino | Young Jeezy with Ne-Yo |
| 222 | "Godzilla vs. His Own Body Issues" | February 29, 2012 (2012-02-29) | Khloé Kardashian, Jeb Corliss | Matt Knudsen |

### March

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 223 | "If It Looks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck, It's a Little Person Dressed as a Duck" | March 1, 2012 (2012-03-01) | Steven Ho, Megan Mullally | Mona |
| 224 | "Low-Brow OCD Theater Presents: Pull My Finger 40 Times" | March 5, 2012 (2012-03-05) | Zac Efron, Kirby Bliss Blanton | Joe Louis Walker |
| 225 | "Virginia Is for Lovers, But So Is My Van" | March 6, 2012 (2012-03-06) | Don Cheadle, Elisha Cuthbert | WZRD |
| 226 | "Bridesmaids Revisited" | March 7, 2012 (2012-03-07) | Ed Helms, Melissa Rauch | Kumail Nanjiani |
| 227 | "The Rendezvous with Destiny That Was Pushed Back to April" | March 8, 2012 (2012-03-08) | Jon Hamm, Rob Riggle | Mike Lawrence |
| 228 | "She Maces Me, She Maces Me Not" | March 19, 2012 (2012-03-19) | Ewan McGregor, David Mizejewski | Dana Gould |
| 229 | "Honey, I Shrunk the Show" | March 20, 2012 (2012-03-20) | Shaquille O'Neal, Steve Schirripa | Sharon Van Etten |
| 230 | "The Dark Knight Dies from Rubber Suit Induced Heat Exhaustion" | March 21, 2012 (2012-03-21) | Will Ferrell, Sanjay Gupta | Birdy |
| 231 | "El episodio con el título español" | March 26, 2012 (2012-03-26) | Kristin Chenoweth, Liam Hemsworth | Moshe Kasher |
| 232 | "Godzilla versus Robocalling Mothra" | March 27, 2012 (2012-03-27) | Josh Hutcherson, Simon Pegg | Macy Gray |
| 233 | "That Which Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Think I'm Doing This Suicide Thing Wrong" | March 28, 2012 (2012-03-28) | Dana Carvey, Mayim Bialik | Donovan |
| 234 | "The Lonely Life of Albert Peniseyebrows" | March 29, 2012 (2012-03-29) | Christian Slater, Eliza Coupe | Galactic |

### April

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 235 | "Early to Bed and Early to Rise Makes a Man Want a Better Shift at Denny's" | April 2, 2012 (2012-04-02) | Neil Patrick Harris, Kate Micucci | Yuna |
| 236 | "Ding Dong! The Witch Is Selling Amway" | April 3, 2012 (2012-04-03) | Mike Tyson, Chris Elliott | Cy Amundson |
| 237 | "Lucy in the Sky with Amazingly Realistic Diamelles" | April 4, 2012 (2012-04-04) | Seann William Scott, Maria Menounos | Heartless Bastards |
| 238 | "The Member of Styx Who Got Laid More When He Stopped Saying He Was a Member of Styx" | April 5, 2012 (2012-04-05) | Aziz Ansari, Christina Hendricks | Good Old War |
| 239 | "Fruit by the Foot, Regret by the Mile" | April 9, 2012 (2012-04-09) | Cory Monteith, Matt Kemp | Tim Minchin |
| 240 | "Flash Mob on the Bounty" | April 10, 2012 (2012-04-10) | Jason Biggs, Phil and Willie Robertson | M. Ward |
| 241 | "Where in Carmen Sandiego Is Waldo?" | April 11, 2012 (2012-04-11) | Larry David, Lena Dunham | Craig Morgan |
| 242 | "How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Google the Ways" | April 12, 2012 (2012-04-12) | Nicole Richie, Jim Gaffigan | Arctic Monkeys |
| 243 | "The Bourne Thingamajigee" | April 16, 2012 (2012-04-16) | Kevin Hart, Brittany Snow | First Aid Kit |
| 244 | "The Doomsday Device (Batteries Not Included)" | April 17, 2012 (2012-04-17) | Patton Oswalt, Gabrielle Union | Bo Burnham |
| 245 | "Nine Hairy Guys in a Hot Tub Built for Five" | April 18, 2012 (2012-04-18) | Sean Hayes, Paul F. Tompkins | Girls |
| 246 | "Extremely Slow Murder on the Orient Local" | April 19, 2012 (2012-04-19) | Kunal Nayyar, Krysten Ritter | Emeli Sandé |
| 247 | "I Believe the Children Are Our Future D-Bags" | April 23, 2012 (2012-04-23) | Kathy Griffin, Morgan Spurlock | Erin Foley |
| 248 | "How Much for That Doggie on the Roof of Your Car?" | April 24, 2012 (2012-04-24) | Simon Helberg, Jerry Crowley | Haley Reinhart |
| 249 | "I Like Big Butts and I Can Still Lie" | April 25, 2012 (2012-04-25) | Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Brian Posehn | Ben Kweller |
| 250 | "What Are You Doing with My Freak On?" | April 26, 2012 (2012-04-26) | Jack Black, Simon Doonan | Ingrid Michaelson |

### May

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 251 | "The Day the Earth Stood Too Close to the Barbecue" | May 7, 2012 (2012-05-07) | Metta World Peace, Matt Walsh | The Lumineers |
| 252 | "Are All Guys Named Jared Kinda Dicky?" | May 8, 2012 (2012-05-08) | Piers Morgan, Ben Falcone | Ed Sheeran |
| 253 | "Table for Two, Said the Fatman" | May 9, 2012 (2012-05-09) | Joel McHale, Nina Dobrev | Reggie Watts |
| 254 | "Anthony Michael Hall Kidnapped My Family. This Is Not a Show Title. I'm Begging You! Call the Police!" | May 10, 2012 (2012-05-10) | Tom Selleck, Zosia Mamet | The Wombats |
| 255 | "You're Gonna Get Your Ass Tapped in Prison, Charlie Brown" | May 15, 2012 (2012-05-15) | Bill Maher, Gregg Allman | Hannibal Buress |
| 256 | "The Thingy of Finite Imagination" | May 16, 2012 (2012-05-16) | Liam Neeson, Marc Maron | Brody Stevens |
| 257 | "Episode 257: Literally" | May 17, 2012 (2012-05-17) | Wanda Sykes, Brooklyn Decker | Rufus Wainwright |
| 258 | "The Channing Tatum Ultimatum" | May 22, 2012 (2012-05-22) | Tracy Morgan, Bar Refaeli | Trevor Boris |
| 259 | "This One Has a Wardrobe Malfunction" | May 23, 2012 (2012-05-23) | Howie Mandel, Alice Eve | John Ramsey |
| 260 | "The Little Engine That Could, But Held Out for More Money" | May 24, 2012 (2012-05-24) | Josh Brolin, Alison Brie | White Rabbits |

### June

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 261 | "The Girl Who Said 'It's Not You, It's Me' and Actually Meant It" | June 4, 2012 (2012-06-04) | David Mizejewski, Aaron Paul | Neon Trees |
| 262 | "The Boy with ADD Who… Is That a Butterfly?" | June 5, 2012 (2012-06-05) | Charlize Theron, Curtis Stone | Bahamas |
| 263 | "My Eyes Are Up Here, Archbishop Desmond Tutu!" | June 6, 2012 (2012-06-06) | Jennifer Love Hewitt, Breckin Meyer | JD McPherson |
| 264 | "E-Vite to a Murder" | June 7, 2012 (2012-06-07) | Chris Hemsworth, Malin Åkerman | Jonah Ray |
| 265 | "And the Wind Cries 'Sausage'" | June 11, 2012 (2012-06-11) | Jack McBrayer | Grace Potter and the Nocturnals |
| 266 | "The Devil in the White Suburb" | June 12, 2012 (2012-06-12) | Andy Samberg | Eric Hutchinson |
| 267 | "The Gnocchi from Skokie that Sang Karaoke" | June 13, 2012 (2012-06-13) | Johnny Galecki | Kids These Days |
| 268 | "The Day Lake Michigan Got Renamed What It Should've Been Called in the First Place – Lake Illinois!" | June 14, 2012 (2012-06-14) | Adam Sandler | T.J. Miller |
| 269 | "Four Weddings, a Funeral, and a Bris" | June 18, 2012 (2012-06-18) | Martin Short, Aubrey Plaza | The Spring Standards |
| 270 | "Descartes Presents: Dude, Why's My Car?" | June 19, 2012 (2012-06-19) | Sharon Osbourne, Ashley Fiolek with Jim Fiolek | Chad Daniels |
| 271 | "The Lion, the Witch, and Some Crap from the Container Store" | June 20, 2012 (2012-06-20) | Ben, Craig, Josh, Matt, and Tagg Romney; Rob Corddry | Shinedown |
| 272 | "A Buncha Crap We Came Up with This Afternoon" | June 21, 2012 (2012-06-21) | Seth Meyers, Jordana Brewster | The Avett Brothers |
| 273 | "Godzilla vs. The Board of Education" | June 25, 2012 (2012-06-25) | Mila Kunis, Joel Stein | Rory Scovel |
| 274 | "The House of Usher, and the Cramped Studio Apartment of Sisqó" | June 26, 2012 (2012-06-26) | Russell Brand | Big K.R.I.T. |
| 275 | "John Carter 2: Just Kidding, That Will Never Happen" | June 27, 2012 (2012-06-27) | Chris Pine, Anthony Mackie | El-P with Zola Jesus |
| 276 | "Puss in Ugg Boots" | June 28, 2012 (2012-06-28) | Mark Wahlberg, Billy Eichner | Infantree |

### July

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 277 | "Dracula Meets the Mummy, and the Two Hit It Off Swimmingly" | July 16, 2012 (2012-07-16) | Denis Leary, Steve Byrne | Cristela Alonzo |
| 278 | "Das Re-Boot: Revenge of the '80s Movie Reference" | July 17, 2012 (2012-07-17) | Elijah Wood, Claire Smith | Kip Moore |
| 279 | "Martin Short Meets Justin Long" | July 18, 2012 (2012-07-18) | Bryan Cranston, Ringling Bros. Dragon Riders with Johnathan Lee Iverson | Walk the Moon |
| 280 | "Slaughterdeath 4: Hurtfest in Scartown" | July 19, 2012 (2012-07-19) | Freida Pinto, Chris Hardwick | Sebastian Maniscalco |
| 281 | "The Quick Case of the Easily Solved Mystery" | July 23, 2012 (2012-07-23) | Kevin Nealon, Ashley Benson | Beth Stelling |
| 282 | "Mission Impossible 5: Flatulence Protocol" | July 24, 2012 (2012-07-24) | Eric McCormack, Eric Andre | The xx |
| 283 | "Are You There, God? It's Me, a Narcissicstic Jerk Who Thinks He Can Talk to God" | July 25, 2012 (2012-07-25) | Kate Beckinsale, Doug Fine | Tennis |
| 284 | "Something Something Japanese" | July 26, 2012 (2012-07-26) | Ben Stiller, Olivia Munn | Flo Rida |
| 285 | "Jolt Cola Explosion at the Old Reference Factory" | July 30, 2012 (2012-07-30) | Colin Farrell, Angie Harmon | thenewno2 |
| 286 | "Fear and Loathing and Boredom in Albany" | July 31, 2012 (2012-07-31) | Jeff Daniels, Chantal Sutherland | The Fray |

### August

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 287 | "The Shark Who Took Small Bites and Chewed Carefully" | August 1, 2012 (2012-08-01) | Jon Cryer, Moon Bloodgood | Jason Mraz |
| 288 | "Audit at Fiscal Point" | August 2, 2012 (2012-08-02) | Will Ferrell | Tenacious D |
| 289 | "Understatement in Hyperbole Town" | August 6, 2012 (2012-08-06) | Eric Stonestreet, Dominic Monaghan | Norah Jones |
| 290 | "The Little Engine That Could, But Chose Not to for Ethical Reasons" | August 7, 2012 (2012-08-07) | Lisa Kudrow, Vince Gilligan | Grouplove |
| 291 | "The Green Lantern 2: Just Kidding, That Won't Happen" | August 8, 2012 (2012-08-08) | Steve Carell, Ronda Rousey | Ziggy Marley |
| 292 | "Penny for Your Thoughts and a Dollar for Your Social Security Number" | August 9, 2012 (2012-08-09) | Matt LeBlanc, Travis Pastrana with Nitro Circus | Andy Haynes |
| 293 | "The Land That Time Totally Blanked On" | August 27, 2012 (2012-08-27) | Dax Shepard, Wendy Williams | Silversun Pickups |
| 294 | "Are You There, God? It's Me, Murder" | August 28, 2012 (2012-08-28) | Isla Fisher, Dean Norris | Andrew W.K. |
| 295 | "Retweet This Title and Get Big Savings on Your Next Purchase of Conan Cereal!" | August 29, 2012 (2012-08-29) | Kristen Bell, Rebel Wilson | Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen |
| 296 | "The Pimp with the Limp Who Loved to Eat Shrimp" | August 30, 2012 (2012-08-30) | Kyra Sedgwick, Mike Birbiglia | Dominic Dierkes |

### September

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 297 | "The Improbable Rise of John Yeastlessbread" | September 4, 2012 (2012-09-04) | David Mizejewski, Kunal Nayyar | Todd Barry |
| 298 | "The Mayan Hunky Firefighter Calendar" | September 5, 2012 (2012-09-05) | Lauren Graham, Rob Delaney | Best Coast |
| 299 | "Then the Clock Struck 12, 11 Central Time, 10 Mountain Time" | September 6, 2012 (2012-09-06) | Seth Green, Mary Lynn Rajskub | Milo Greene |
| 300 | "The Murder of Steve Victim" | September 10, 2012 (2012-09-10) | Kelsey Grammer, NeNe Leakes | The Head and the Heart |
| 301 | "The Surprisingly Well-Adjusted Later Life of Honey Boo Boo" | September 11, 2012 (2012-09-11) | Eva Longoria, James Marsden | Roy Wood, Jr. |
| 302 | "Green Eggs and Jon Hamm" | September 12, 2012 (2012-09-12) | Bob Costas, Lake Bell | The Hives |
| 303 | "One Hundred Years of Solitude (Thanks a Lot, Garlic)" | September 13, 2012 (2012-09-13) | Steven Ho, James Van Der Beek | The Walkmen |
| 304 | "The Incredible Stuff of Non-Specific Guy" | September 17, 2012 (2012-09-17) | Simon Cowell and Demi Lovato | Nancy and Beth |
| 305 | "Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Around the Corner Fudge Is Outsourced to India" | September 18, 2012 (2012-09-18) | Chris Colfer, Adam Scott | Nikki Glaser |
| 306 | "The Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer" | September 19, 2012 (2012-09-19) | Simon Helberg, Anna Kendrick | Delta Rae |
| 307 | "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Wildlife Federation" | September 20, 2012 (2012-09-20) | Ricky Gervais, Tig Notaro | Frank Turner |
| 308 | "Catcher in the Rye 2: The Catchening" | September 24, 2012 (2012-09-24) | Elizabeth Banks, Jordan Peele | Animal Collective |
| 309 | "The OCD Postman Always Rings Twice, Forty Times in a Row" | September 25, 2012 (2012-09-25) | Nathan Fillion, Bill Burr | Band of Horses |
| 310 | "Journey to the Return of Revenge Against the Fight" | September 26, 2012 (2012-09-26) | Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Emily Deschanel | Jamie Lee |
| 311 | "Beach Blanket Bunker: The Untold Story of Hitler and His Prize Surfboard" | September 27, 2012 (2012-09-27) | Jake Gyllenhaal, Karen Gillan | The Chevin |

### October

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 312 | "Butt Slayer 4: Rise of the Non-Butts" | October 1, 2012 (2012-10-01) | Rashida Jones, Adam DeVine | The Shins |
| 313 | "The Berenstain Bears Quietly Convert to Judaism" | October 2, 2012 (2012-10-02) | Timothy Olyphant, Ashley Greene | Hari Kondabolu |
| 314 | "The Overpriced Organic Grapes of Wrath" | October 3, 2012 (2012-10-03) | Jennifer Garner, Terry Crews | Tegan and Sara |
| 315 | "License and Wegistwation, Said the Baby Cop" | October 4, 2012 (2012-10-04) | Jenny McCarthy, J. J. Abrams | Slash with Myles Kennedy and the Conspirators |
| 316 | "Never Bring a Knife to a Hot Dog Eating Contest" | October 15, 2012 (2012-10-15) | Patton Oswalt, Cheryl Hines | Michael Kiwanuka |
| 317 | "Love Potion Number MGD 64" | October 16, 2012 (2012-10-16) | Kevin Nealon, Steven Yeun | Ty Segall |
| 318 | "Return and Return and Return to OCD Mountain" | October 17, 2012 (2012-10-17) | Anthony Anderson, Alex Wagner | Ellie Goulding |
| 319 | "Fool Me Thrice, Shame on Amnesia" | October 18, 2012 (2012-10-18) | Jeff Goldblum, Maggie Q | Sean O'Connor |
| 320 | "There's Something Suspicious About Professor Murder" | October 22, 2012 (2012-10-22) | Aziz Ansari, Chuck Lorre | Kendrick Lamar |
| 321 | "Seth Swisher's Sushi Switcharoo" | October 23, 2012 (2012-10-23) | Will Arnett, Erin Burnett | Harry Shearer with Fountains of Wayne |
| 322 | "When a Pterodactyl Is in the Next Stall, the P Is Silent" | October 24, 2012 (2012-10-24) | Rainn Wilson, Elisha Cuthbert | Two Door Cinema Club |
| 323 | "A Man, a Tan, a Terrible Plan" | October 25, 2012 (2012-10-25) | Simon Baker, Kaitlin Olson | Reggie Watts |
| 324 | "Part Four 6: Part Twelve" | October 29, 2012 (2012-10-29) | Krysten Ritter, Blake Griffin | Bob Mould |
| 325 | "Where There's Smoke, There's Gladys the Smoker" | October 30, 2012 (2012-10-30) | Tom Nardone, Katey Sagal, Hunter Pence | N/A |
| 326 | "Dracula Meets Frankenstein, But Only for Coffee" | October 31, 2012 (2012-10-31) | Chelsea Handler, Nat Faxon | needtobreathe |

### November

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 327 | "The AARP Guide to Sexting" | November 1, 2012 (2012-11-01) | John C. Reilly, Casey Wilson | Cory Chisel and The Wandering Sons |
| 328 | "Superman Takes Ambien and Accidentally Sleep-Destroys Tokyo" | November 5, 2012 (2012-11-05) | Sarah Silverman, Brian Austin Green | Father John Misty |
| 329 | "Saw VI: The Past Tense of See VI" | November 6, 2012 (2012-11-06) | Mindy Kaling, Willard Wigan | Barry Rothbart |
| 330 | "I've Got 100 Problems, and Yes, Karen Is One of Them" | November 7, 2012 (2012-11-07) | Russell Brand, Dave Attell | Cat Power |
| 331 | "The Day They Announced Five More Twilight Movies" | November 8, 2012 (2012-11-08) | Javier Bardem, Lauren Cohan | Brandi Carlile |
| 332 | "'Boo!', Said Boo Radley When Asked What His Name Was" | November 13, 2012 (2012-11-13) | Joel McHale, James "Bobo" Fay | Samuel Comroe |
| 333 | "The Vague Man Who Said Something" | November 14, 2012 (2012-11-14) | Kristen Stewart, Glenn Howerton | Lianne La Havas |
| 334 | "The Lorax XXX" | November 15, 2012 (2012-11-15) | Kellan Lutz, Jimmy Pardo | JEFF the Brotherhood |
| 335 | "What Does Not Kill You, Only Makes You Decide to Sell Your Hang Gliding Equipment on eBay" | November 26, 2012 (2012-11-26) | Kate Walsh, Billy Connolly | Wild Belle |
| 336 | "Dial N for 'Not How You Spell Murder'" | November 27, 2012 (2012-11-27) | Mel Brooks, Kristen Schaal | Jon Dore |
| 337 | "Surprise, Fourth Graders, You're the Mets!" | November 28, 2012 (2012-11-28) | Jessica Biel, Marc Maron | Alice Cooper |
| 338 | "The Unicorn That Hated Little Girls" | November 29, 2012 (2012-11-29) | Jason Sudeikis, Dick Van Dyke | Nas with Anthony Hamilton |

### December

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 339 | "The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward Boss" | December 3, 2012 (2012-12-03) | Zachary Quinto, Sasha Alexander | Punch Brothers |
| 340 | "The Puppy Photo That Got 42 Dislikes" | December 4, 2012 (2012-12-04) | Amy Poehler, Kevin Pollak | Ke$ha |
| 341 | "Honey, Can You Please Help Me Open This Can of Whoop-Ass?" | December 5, 2012 (2012-12-05) | Jim Parsons, Jennifer Carpenter | Delta Spirit |
| 342 | "The Announcer Who Couldn't Sing" | December 6, 2012 (2012-12-06) | Ty Burrell, W. Kamau Bell | The Gaslight Anthem |
| 343 | "Star Wars Episode 7: A Cautiously Optimistic Hope" | December 10, 2012 (2012-12-10) | Seth MacFarlane, Retta | Jack White |
| 344 | "The Narcoleptic Insomniac" | December 11, 2012 (2012-12-11) | Nick Offerman, Chris O'Dowd | Graham Park & The Rumour |
| 345 | "Conan's Got a Cold" | December 12, 2012 (2012-12-12) | Michael C. Hall, Charlyne Yi | Tommy Johnagin |
| 346 | "The Unfortunate Rap Career of Dr. Dreidel" | December 13, 2012 (2012-12-13) | Armie Hammer, Sheamus | Ryan Adams with Don Was and Cindy Cashdollar |
| 347 | "Melf Hunters 3: North Polin'" | December 17, 2012 (2012-12-17) | Amanda Seyfried, Adam Pally | Jon Dore with Rory Scovel and Sarah Chalke |
| 348 | "The Grinch Who Returned Christmas for Full Store Credit" | December 18, 2012 (2012-12-18) | Chris Pratt, Anna Torv | José James |
| 349 | "The Present with No Air Holes That Stopped Meowing" | December 19, 2012 (2012-12-19) | Aubrey Plaza, Natalie Irish | Kyle Kinane |
| 350 | "Whatever You Do, Do Not Do a Google Image Search for 'Geese-a-Laying'" | December 20, 2012 (2012-12-20) | Paul Rudd, Rita Wilson | Ben Gibbard with Trio Ellas |