# Let's Pretend (TV series)

Let's Pretend was a 1980s children's television series aimed at preschool aged children in the United Kingdom.
It was shown across the ITV network, originally at 12:10 on Tuesdays, then later on Mondays, replacing the popular Pipkins which had been cancelled at the end of 1981. In Autumn 1987, the programme was moved to a mid-morning slot, usually 11:10.
Like its predecessor, each edition was fifteen minutes long, and the programme was produced using many of the same personnel, such as the puppeteer Nigel Plaskitt and the producer Michael Jeans.
Each week the presenters would find a number of ordinary household items and contrive to produce a short story featuring them all. The first programme, "The Story Of The Broken Puppet", was shown on Tuesday 5 January 1982 by Central Television. Eight seasons of the show were broadcast between 1982 and 1989. Between each new season selected repeats from the previous one were usually shown, giving the programme an almost weekly presence in the TV schedules for several years.
The show's original opening titles showed items moving along a conveyor belt into the mouth of a large plastic whale, and later a puppet caterpillar moving along the screen. The actual story began with the rising of a curtain with the same puppet caterpillar on accompanied to the same bars of the song On Ilkla Moor Baht 'at that were used as the pre-programme ident of Yorkshire Television.

## Transmission guide
### Series 1 (1982)

* The Story of the Broken Puppet – 5 January 1982
* The Story of the Leaping Frog – 12 January 1982
* The Story of the Dancing Elephant – 19 January 1982
* The Hungry Pillar Box – 26 January 1982
* The Garden Bench – 2 February 1982
* The Shoe That Wanted to Go Its Own Way – 9 February 1982
* The Whistling Kettle – 16 February 1982
* The Teapot That Lost Its Lid – 23 February 1982
* The Zoo Keeper and the Giraffe – 2 March 1982
* The Story of the Cleaner and the Cook – 9 March 1982
* The Story of the Rabbit and the Mole – 16 March 1982
* The Tale of Two Bears – 23 March 1982
* The Story of How the Bus Got up the Hill – 30 March 1982
* The Story of the Sleepless Owl – 6 April 1982
* The Story of the King Who Loved Bananas – 13 April 1982
* The Umbrella That Didn't Like Rain – 20 April 1982
* The Cheesemaker and the Mouse – 27 April 1982
* The Story of the Giant's Boots – 4 May 1982

### Series 2 (1982-1983)

* The King Who Liked Music – 24 August 1982
* The Snowman – 31 August 1982
* The Jack Who Wouldn't Come Out of His Box – 7 September 1982
* The Cat That Liked Mice – 14 September 1982
* The Sailors Who Lost Their Sail – 21 September 1982
* The Piggy Bank – 28 September 1982
* The Goldfish Who Swam Away from His Bowl – 5 October 1982
* The Clock That Forgot to Tock – 12 October 1982
* The Hole – 19 October 1982
* The Soldier and the Crown – 26 October 1982
* The Greedy Crocodile – 9 November 1982
* The Boat That Had No Paddle – 16 November 1982
* The Witch and the Sweeper – 23 November 1982
* The Old Man and the Duck – 30 November 1982
* The Fork-Lift Truck – 7 December 1982
* The Man Who Wanted His Milk – 14 December 1982
* The Cow That Wanted to Jump Over the Moon – 21 December 1982
* Worn Out Teddy – 28 December 1982
* The Smallest Circus in the World – 10 January 1983
* The Little Cloud That Cried – 17 January 1983
* The Stripy Deckchair – 24 January 1983
* Baby Hedgehog's Discovery – 31 January 1983
* The Two Parrots – 7 February 1983
* The Balloon That Lost Its Puff – 14 February 1983
* Colin the Court Jester – 21 February 1983
* The Caterpillar and the Butterfly – 28 February 1983
* The Sad Banana – 7 March 1983
* Henrietta's Tea Party – 14 March 1983
* The Band Got Smaller and Smaller – 21 March 1983
* The Rag Doll and the King – 28 March 1983
* The Scarecrow That Wanted to Look Smart – 11 April 1983
* The Hopping Kangaroo – 18 April 1983
* Tom Thumb and the Race – 25 April 1983
* The Dancing Dragon – 9 May 1983

### Series 3 (1983-1984)

* The Hippo, the Peacock and the Giraffe – 26 September 1983
* The Travelling Musician and the Missing Notes – 3 October 1983
* The Cat Who Wanted to Be a Lion – 10 October 1983
* The Oil Can – 17 October 1983
* The Roundabout Ostrich – 24 October 1983
* The Witch and Lazy Jack – 31 October 1983
* The Camel Who Got the Hump – 7 November 1983
* The Queen and the Tailor – 14 November 1983
* The Penguin and the Pig – 21 November 1983
* The Wind Finds Some Friends – 28 November 1983
* The Cock Who Crowed Too Much – 5 December 1983
* Granny in Space – 12 December 1983
* The Reindeer and the Rhinoceros – 19 December 1983
* The Naughty Reflection – 9 January 1984
* The Octopus Came Out of the Sea – 16 January 1984
* The Neglected Piano – 23 January 1984
* The Moving Bus Stop – 30 January 1984
* The Dirty Clean... Dirty Clean Sweep – 6 February 1984
* The Unneighbourly Neighbour – 13 February 1984
* The Sandwich Which Had a Quarrel – 20 February 1984
* The Messy Man – 27 February 1984
* The Adventures of a Jelly – 5 March 1984
* Bath Toys – 11 March 1984
* The Day Fred Lost His Glasses – 19 March 1984
* The Road Roller – 26 March 1984
* The Runaway Shoe – 2 April 1984
* The Invisible Friend – 9 April 1984
* The King Who Loved Sausages – 16 April 1984
* The Bee and the Bear – 30 April 1984
* The Television Set – 14 May 1984
* The Empty Eggcup – 21 May 1984
* The Sun Who Forgot to Set – 4 June 1984
* The Lion and the Leopard – 11 June 1984
* The Seaside Special – 18 June 1984
* What Father Christmas Does in the Summer – 25 June 1984

### Series 4 (1984-1985)

* The Cuckoo Who Wanted to Sing Like the Sparrow – 15 October 1984
* Mr Woof the Guard Dog – 22 October 1984
* The Milk Float and the Racing Car – 29 October 1984
* Tortoise and Hare Make Friends – 5 November 1984
* The Garden Wall – 12 November 1984
* The Ghost Makes a Friend – 19 November 1984
* The Giants Who Came Down from the Beanstalk – 26 November 1984
* The Broom and the Vacuum Cleaner – 3 December 1984
* The Dragon Who Couldn't Help Breathing Fire – 10 December 1984
* The Soldier With Two Left Feet – 17 December 1984
* Dancing Daisy – 7 January 1985
* Little Red Riding Hood and the Pirate – 14 January 1985
* The Story of the Dirty Shirt – 21 January 1985
* The Fed Up Telephone – 28 January 1985
* The Friendly Tree – 4 February 1985
* The Man Who Was Always Late – 11 February 1985
* The Dancing Crab – 18 February 1985
* The Piano Movers – 25 February 1985
* The Mouse on the Moon – 4 March 1985
* Muddled Michael – 11 March 1985
* The Twin Sisters – 18 March 1985
* The Chicken and the Duck – 25 March 1985
* Cinderfella – 1 April 1985
* Old MacDonald's Farm – 15 April 1985
* The Elephant and the Weighing Machine – 22 April 1985
* The Disappearing Milk – 29 April 1985
* The Crane Who Couldn't Lift – 13 May 1985
* Helpful Harry – 20 May 1985
* The Train Spotter and the Train – 3 June 1985
* The Man Who Likes Surprises – 10 June 1985
* The Shopkeeper Who Didn't Want to Sell His Pets – 17 June 1985

### Series 5 (1985-1986)

* The Cactus Who Wanted His Back Scratched – 14 October 1985
* Colonel Bigshot and the Crocodiles – 21 October 1985
* The Town That Liked to Argue – 28 October 1985
* The Wishing Well – 4 November 1985
* The Lemon Canary – 11 November 1985
* The Sheepdog and the Badger – 18 November 1985
* The Duck Who Wanted a Treat to Eat – 25 November 1985
* The Gardener and the Pirate – 2 December 1985
* The Hiccupping Lion – 9 December 1985
* The Lady Who Collected Junk – 16 December 1985
* The Postman Who Wanted Some Post – 23 December 1985
* The Doctor's Big Day – 30 December 1985
* The Grass Is Always Greener – 6 January 1986
* The Chimp Who Copied Everything – 13 January 1986
* The Double Bass Who Lost a String – 20 January 1986
* The Pretend Snowman – 27 January 1986
* The Two Sisters – 3 February 1986
* The Brother's Clothes – 10 February 1986
* The Rabbit and the Carrot – 17 February 1986
* Silly Dressmaker – 24 February 1986
* The Bulldozer with Toothache – 3 March 1986
* The Wolf Who Cried Wolf – 10 March 1986
* How Greedy Can You Be? – 17 March 1986
* The Singer Who Lost His Voice – 24 March 1986
* The Pumpkin and the Pumpkin Guard – 7 April 1986
* The Instrument Mender and the Noisemaker – 14 April 1986
* The Jelly Baby Jumble Sale – 21 April 1986
* The Train Who Was Frightened of the Dark – 28 April 1986
* Don't Wake the Baby – 12 May 1986
* The Playdough Statue – 19 May 1986
* Outside In, Inside Out – 2 June 1986
* The One-Puppet Puppet Show – 9 June 1986