# Hole (Bottom)

"Hole" is the first episode of the third series of British television sitcom Bottom. It was first broadcast on 6 January 1995. It is the last of three bottle episodes (along with Culture and Contest) to feature only the two main characters, however it is the only one of the three to be set entirely outside of the flat. It is also a single-scene real-time episode.

## Synopsis

During a night at the fair, Eddie and Richie are trapped on top of the tallest Ferris wheel in Western Europe, and the ride is scheduled to be blown up the next morning.

## Plot

Richie and Eddie go to the fair for the evening and begin to talk about their night out on top of the tallest Ferris wheel in Western Europe. Richie claims that this has to be his last ride of the night as he is "Up to my three quid limit"; Eddie informs him that this ride on the Ferris wheel cost £3, thus implying they have just been walking around the fairground all night. They talk about an unfortunate incident on the Waltzers in which an elderly woman was covered in vomit; Eddie states "I had no idea I'd eaten so much." Richie describes that he "whizzed round three times and she looked like the creature from the swamp."
Another unfortunate incident on the ghost train proved far too terrifying for Eddie causing him to soil himself, and he explains that luckily another man on the ride passed out whose trousers he took. Richie asks how his newly acquired trousers fit. Eddie replies that they are "fine" but stands up to reveal a floral skirt.
To finish their fun, they decided to go on the Ferris wheel, but the burly ride operator shuts down the ride halfway through a turn, leaving Richie and Eddie stranded at the top. Richie believes that the two girls he claims have been following them around the fairground all night are getting on the ride. Eddie realises who Richie is talking about: they are "Keith and Deirdre" from the local pub's mixed couples nudie mud wrestling team. Eddie then tells Richie that the only reason they were following them was because Eddie owes Keith £50 from seventeen years ago. They spend the next half an hour getting on each other's nerves. Eddie takes a full plastic pint pot of bitter from his coat pocket and starts drinking. Then, the lights on the Ferris wheel go out and Richie realises that they were the only people on the ride. Eddie rackons that it must be midnight, "Because the fair's closes at midnight and the fair's closed." Richie tries to climb onto the Ferris wheel frame to get help, but the electric lights causes him to retreat. He asks Eddie to get help and so Eddie walks on top of the Ferris wheel, with the same result.
Eddie finds a newspaper article about the Ferris wheel, discovering that it is both the tallest and oldest Ferris wheel in Western Europe. However, the articles states that the wheel is due to be destroyed in a controlled explosion at dawn the following day as it is a "death trap" and would be too expensive to dismantle. They realise that they must escape as quickly as possible and decide to make a flare in order to attract attention. Eddie reveals a bottle of Brandy in which he has also added methylated spirits, Pernod, Paint stripper, Mr Sheen, Brake fluid and Drambuie. Richie then spots a police helicopter; he lights the bottle in the same manner as a Molotov cocktail and throws it in the air. The makeshift flare fails to burst and ends up falling back into the Ferris wheel seats, causing the floor between the seats to catch fire. Thinking they will now be seen, Richie tells Eddie to start waving and shouting to the chopper, to which Eddie points out their predicament by sarcastically asking if they are shouting for help "because they're stuck on the top of a Ferris wheel or because they're burning to death!" Richie realises Eddie is right and forces him to pour his second "Emergency" glass of bitter onto the fire.
After the fire has been put out, Richie stamps on it as if he had been the brave one. This causes the floor to collapse and results in him hanging by his fingertips, Eddie pulls him back up by his hair. Eventually one of the Ferris wheel seats snaps because of Richie's weight and they are left hanging 350 feet in the air. Eddie quickly becomes a Buddhist because he wants to be reincarnated as Claudia Schiffer, Richie taking interest wanted to be reincarnated as Dannii Minogue. The Ferris wheel seats started to become loose. Richie decides that they should begin praying, to which Eddie asks, "Who to, Buddha?" and Richie replies "No, none of that old supermodel cobblers, the real good old C of E", they began praying to God. A giant hand stretches out to save them and the two climb on moments before the Ferris Wheel seats fall to the ground. Eddie turns to Richie and states, "Although we – and indeed the whole BBC – respect people's rights to believe in whatever they wish…"; at this point he turns to the camera and breaks the fourth wall of theatre and parenthetically adds, "Because we don't want to get into the shit on this one."; turning back to Richie he finishes with "We don't actually believe in God." Richie realises Eddie is right, and the two exclaim "Shit!" as the hand disappears and the two plummet.