# List of All of Us episodes

All of Us is an American sitcom that premiered on UPN network on September 16, 2003. The series aired on UPN for its first three seasons, airing its final episode on UPN on May 15, 2006. On October 1, 2006, the show moved to The CW, a new network formed by the merger of UPN and The WB, where it aired for fourth and final season; the last episode aired on May 14, 2007, and the series was cancelled by The CW on May 15, 2007. Warner Bros. Television produced this series. A total of 88 episodes aired over the four seasons.

## Series overview

| Season | Episodes | Episodes | Originally released | Originally released | Originally released |
| Season | Episodes | Episodes | First released | Last released | Network |
| 1 | 22 | 22 | September 16, 2003 (2003-09-16) | May 18, 2004 (2004-05-18) | UPN |
| 2 | 22 | 22 | September 21, 2004 (2004-09-21) | May 24, 2005 (2005-05-24) | UPN |
| 3 | 22 | 22 | September 19, 2005 (2005-09-19) | May 15, 2006 (2006-05-15) | UPN |
| 4 | 22 | 22 | October 1, 2006 (2006-10-01) | May 14, 2007 (2007-05-14) | The CW |

## Episodes
### Season 1 (2003–04)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Viewers (millions) |
| 1 | 1 | "Pilot" | Stan Lathan | Story by : Jada Pinkett Smith & Will Smith & Betsy Borns Teleplay by : Betsy Borns | September 16, 2003 (2003-09-16) | 4.67 |
| Entertainment reporter Robert James has to raise his son and deal with both the demands of his ex-wife and also those of his current girlfriend. In the opener, he gets the divorce papers to end one marriage and also tries to start up another by asking his son if he can marry Tia. |||||||
| 2 | 2 | "Birthdaze" | Stan Lathan | Warren Lieberstein & Halsted Sullivan | September 23, 2003 (2003-09-23) | 4.42 |
| The competition heats up between Neesee and Tia, who try to out-do each other by planning separate birthday parties for Bobby Jr., so Robert attempts to increase the peace between the women and bring everyone together for one big birthday bash. Bobby gets his hopes up that they might get back together after he sees them getting on with each other. Guest stars: Debi Mazar, Jaden Smith, Trey Smith |||||||
| 3 | 3 | "Here Comes the Bride" | Stan Lathan | Dan Signer | September 30, 2003 (2003-09-30) | 4.70 |
| When Robert invites Tia to move into his closet space, she gets jealous when she discovers his old wedding video showing a happy Robert with his now ex-wife Neesee. Meanwhile, a misunderstanding about which videotape Tia actually found gives Neesee leverage in a battle with Robert over who gets custody of Bobby's Jr.'s old crib. |||||||
| 4 | 4 | "Kindergarten Confidential" | Stan Lathan | Lori Lakin | October 7, 2003 (2003-10-07) | 4.07 |
| Tia finds that she can't escape Robert's ex-wife, Neesee, even in her own workplace, when Neesee volunteers to be the school's newest kindergarten "room mom" and forms an instant bond with Tia's best friend, Jonelle. Meanwhile, R&B sensation and movie star Beyoncé Knowles turns the tables on Robert during an interview when she starts asking him personal questions. Guest star: Beyoncé Knowles |||||||
| 5 | 5 | "Say My Name, Say My Name" | Stan Lathan | Jared Bush | October 14, 2003 (2003-10-14) | 3.71 |
| After Tia uses Neesee's maiden name when forging her signature on one of Bobby Jr.'s permission slips, Neesee reveals that she intends to keep Robert's last name even though they're officially divorced. |||||||
| 6 | 6 | "Uncle Marcus Comes to Dinner" | Stan Lathan | Jada Pinkett Smith & Will Smith & Betsy Borns | October 21, 2003 (2003-10-21) | 3.95 |
| When Neesee begins dating a handsome dentist, Robert becomes jealous, but claims his concern is for Bobby Jr. Guest star: Boris Kodjoe |||||||
| 7 | 7 | "Spatial Profiling" | Stan Lathan | Dan Signer | November 4, 2003 (2003-11-04) | 3.77 |
| When the station does a profile on Robert's home life, he insists that both Tia and Neesee be included, but when Neesee is edited out of the version that airs, the kids at Bobby's Jr.'s school joke that Neesee must be the nanny. Meanwhile, Neesee retaliates by filing a complaint that Tia and Robert's relationship is in violation of the rule against teachers dating students' parents. |||||||
| 8 | 8 | "Tia Moves In" | Stan Lathan | Michael Soccio | November 11, 2003 (2003-11-11) | 3.71 |
| Tia moves into the house with Robert only to discover that Bobby Jr. doesn't want her there, so when Robert and Dirk fail at making Bobby Jr. feel more comfortable with the new living arrangements, it's up to Neesee to try to help her son adjust. Meanwhile, Jonelle sublets Tia's old apartment and becomes friends with the neighbors who did not like Tia. |||||||
| 9 | 9 | "Johnny Comes Marching Home" | Stan Lathan | Betsy Borns | November 18, 2003 (2003-11-18) | 4.98 |
| When Johnny, a recently divorced college friend of Robert, Dirk and Neesee's, comes to town, sparks fly after he and Neesee share a kiss, but Robert isn't happy to learn that Johnny and Neesee want to take things to the next level. Guest stars: Debi Mazar, Jaden Smith, Trey Smith, Will Smith |||||||
| 10 | 10 | "Out of the Picture" | Debbie Allen | Kipp Marcus | November 25, 2003 (2003-11-25) | 3.72 |
| Now that they're living together, Robert and Tia worry that Bobby Jr. may have actually witnessed them having sex, and to make matters worse, they believe that Bobby Jr. has drawn a picture of what he saw and fear that he may show it to Neesee. |||||||
| 11 | 11 | "I Saw Tia Kissing Santa Claus" | Stan Lathan | Warren Lieberstein & Halsted Sullivan | December 16, 2003 (2003-12-16) | 3.98 |
| Bobby Jr. catches his dad, who's decked out like St. Nick, in a kiss with Tia—and comes away believing his dad is the real Santa. Also, Tia's relationship with her visiting dad becomes strained. |||||||
| 12 | 12 | "Catering" | Stan Lathan | Jared Bush | January 13, 2004 (2004-01-13) | 3.62 |
| Neesee contemplates quitting her burgeoning catering career when Bobby Jr. begins to act out both at home and at the TV station. Meanwhile, Dirk is surprised when he falls not for a sexy superstar, but for her lawyer. Guest stars: Debi Mazar, Jaden Smith |||||||
| 13 | 13 | "Used ta Be My Girl" | Stan Lathan | Stacy A. Littlejohn | January 27, 2004 (2004-01-27) | 3.29 |
| Larry, one of Tia's closest friends from childhood, pays Tia a visit which unsettles Robert when Larry admits that he wishes he was marrying Tia. Things go from bad to worse when Larry explains why. Meanwhile, Neesee and Alex take over Robert's kitchen. Guest stars: Debi Mazar, Allen Payne |||||||
| 14 | 14 | "Boxing" | Debbie Allen | Jewel Wormley | February 10, 2004 (2004-02-10) | 3.16 |
| Neesee is furious when she finds out that Robert has taught their son to box. Meanwhile, Alex tries a few moves on her trainer, and Tia learns that Jonelle hasn't been paying her rent. Guest stars: Debi Mazar, Jaden Smith, Sugar Shane Mosley |||||||
| 15 | 15 | "Johnny Come Lately: Part 1" | Debbie Allen | Story by : Stacy A. Littlejohn Teleplay by : Betsy Borns | February 17, 2004 (2004-02-17) | 3.87 |
| Robert's college buddy Johnny returns to visit Neesee. Tia later asks Robert how he feels about Johnny and Neesee's relationship. He doesn't mind and offers to take the newly couple out to dinner. After a fun-filled evening, Johnny decides to take everyone out on a road trip to Las Vegas. Guest star: Will Smith |||||||
| 16 | 16 | "Johnny Come Lately: Part 2" | Debbie Allen | Story by : Dan Signer Teleplay by : Mark Legan | February 17, 2004 (2004-02-17) | 3.87 |
| The gang decides to go on a road trip with Dirk and Jonelle in tow. Jonelle assists that Turtle look after Bobby while they're gone. Later, Neesee proposes to Johnny but the newly engaged couple is too scared to tell Robert whom isn't okay with it at all. Guest star: Will Smith |||||||
| 17 | 17 | "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" | Debbie Allen | Ray Lancon | February 24, 2004 (2004-02-24) | 3.66 |
| Dirk's estranged brother reveals he has had a sex-change operation. Meanwhile, Robert's mother collapses during a visit. Guest stars: Patti LaBelle, Tyra Banks |||||||
| 18 | 18 | "A Family Affair" | Debbie Allen | Stacy A. Littlejohn | March 2, 2004 (2004-03-02) | 3.73 |
| When Robert turns down his sister Carmen's latest "get-rich-quick" scheme, she pleads her case to Tia, who decides to help her, but accidentally gives Carmen money that was intended for Bobby Jr., so when Neesee's child support check bounces, a furious Neesee lets everyone know about it. Meanwhile, Dirk and Jonelle try to start a romance. Guest star: Tisha Campbell-Martin |||||||
| 19 | 19 | "Wedding Dance" | Debbie Allen | Lori Lakin | March 30, 2004 (2004-03-30) | 2.98 |
| Although Tia wants to have their wedding on the beach or on a mountaintop, Robert is convinced that she really wants an expensive shindig. So, to make extra money to pay for it, he appears in a TV commercial for a car dealership. Meanwhile, Bobby gives a girl he likes Neesee's old engagement ring. |||||||
| 20 | 20 | "Thirty Candles" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Michael Soccio | May 4, 2004 (2004-05-04) | 2.73 |
| Robert doesn't realize he has completely forgotten Tia's birthday until Neesee and Bobby arrive with a present, so he enlists Neesee's help to cater and pull together a party that's a surprise for everyone involved. Sure that Robert hasn't forgotten her birthday, Tia anticipates his surprise, but certainly doesn't expect getting stuck in the car while Robert reports on a stuntman-union strike. |||||||
| 21 | 21 | "Playdate" | Debbie Allen | Mark Legan | May 11, 2004 (2004-05-11) | 3.12 |
| When Robert and Neesee learn that Bobby doesn't socialize with the other kids in his school, they immediately book a playdate for Bobby with the most popular kid in class, Sammy, but things get awkward when Sammy's mom Traci comes on strong to Robert right in his own house. Meanwhile, after discovering that Bobby's shyness stems from a fight with Alex's son, Neesee and Alex attempt to reconcile the boys' friendship, but end up arguing over whose son should apologize first. Guest stars: Debi Mazar, Nicole Ari Parker |||||||
| 22 | 22 | "It Takes Three to Tango" | Debbie Allen | Betsy Borns | May 18, 2004 (2004-05-18) | 2.73 |
| Close to the wedding date, Robert and Tia start having vivid nightmares involving Neesee, making Tia realize that spending the rest of her life with Robert also means spending the rest of her life with Neesee, causing her to re-examine her relationship with Robert. Tensions at home affect the tired couple, putting them out of sync at the gang's tango lessons, taught by Antonio. |||||||

### Season 2 (2004–05)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Viewers (millions) |
| 23 | 1 | "Reunited and It Doesn't Feel That Good" | Debbie Allen | Arthur Harris | September 21, 2004 (2004-09-21) | 2.73 |
| Tia tries to explain why she needs some space, Robert successfully seduces her, thinking their problems are solved only to be disappointed the next morning when Tia tells him nothing has changed. But when Neesee attempts to get Robert and Tia back together, her plan backfires, not realizing that she is the reason for their separation. Later, when Jonelle decides to take Tia out to take her mind off of the separation, Robert shows up at the club and begs Tia to reconsider, only to find her being hit on by an annoying guy named Hale. Guest star: Fonzworth Bentley |||||||
| 24 | 2 | "Return of the Mack" | Debbie Allen | Stacy A. Littlejohn | September 28, 2004 (2004-09-28) | 2.93 |
| Coping with heartache means moping for Robert – until he sees his son copying his depressive behavior. A fireman takes an interest in Tia after a classroom visit. |||||||
| 25 | 3 | "The Kiss Off" | Debbie Allen | Lori Lakin | October 5, 2004 (2004-10-05) | 3.02 |
| After learning that Robert has started dating again, Tia immediately asks flirty fireman Rick to join her on a double date with Dirk and Jonelle, but when Robert decides to keep tabs on Tia by calling Dirk in the middle of dinner, he gets more than an earful when Dirk accidentally blurts out that Tia kissed Rick. Later, thinking Tia has moved on, Robert goes in for a passionate good night kiss with his date Sheena, but pulls back at the last minute after his eye catches a photo of Tia. Guest stars: Debi Mazar, Jaden Smith |||||||
| 26 | 4 | "In Through the Out Door" | Debbie Allen | Betsy Borns & Jared Bush | October 12, 2004 (2004-10-12) | 3.17 |
| When Neesee nurses ailing Robert and Bobby Jr. back to health, Robert gets to see a more caring and nurturing side of his ex-wife, which brings back all of the old feelings he had when he first fell in love with her. Later, when Tia sees an ugly side to Rick, she realizes she is still in love with Robert and wants to reconcile, only to find out that Robert now needs space. |||||||
| 27 | 5 | "Why Do Fools Fall Back in Love?" | Debbie Allen | Betsy Borns & Arthur Harris | October 19, 2004 (2004-10-19) | 3.62 |
| When Robert and Neesee decide to have dinner to discuss the romantic spark between them, their initial flirtatious behavior turns catty as old habits begin to surface, reminding them why they got divorced in the first place. |||||||
| 28 | 6 | "Let's Stay Together" | Debbie Allen | Stacy A. Littlejohn & Terence Paul Winter | October 26, 2004 (2004-10-26) | 3.41 |
| It seems that Robert and Tia's relationship are coming together again only to find out that Robert confesses to Tia that he almost shared a kiss with Neesee, which makes Tia very depressed about this situation. |||||||
| 29 | 7 | "Basket Cases" | Debbie Allen | Arthur Harris & Jewel Wormley | November 9, 2004 (2004-11-09) | 3.32 |
| Robert, Tia and Neesee are outraged to find out that Bobby is lost in the basketball stadium after when Robert broke Bobby's promise about taking him to a basketball game and spending some time with him, which then causes Robert, Tia and Neesee to have a serious argument. Guest star: Xzibit |||||||
| 30 | 8 | "Parents Just Don't Understand" | Debbie Allen | Stacy A. Littlejohn | November 23, 2004 (2004-11-23) | 3.10 |
| When Tia's dad, Lucas, joins the family for Thanksgiving dinner, he is immediately taken with Neesee's mom (guest star Debbie Allen) and spends the entire meal flirting with her, but she wants nothing to do with him. Later, after Bobby ignores his parents' orders twice, they decide they must punish him with his first spanking. Guest stars: Debbie Allen, James L. Avery, Sr. |||||||
| 31 | 9 | "The Return of Mars Blackmon" | Debbie Allen | Lori Lakin & Josh Wolf | November 30, 2004 (2004-11-30) | 3.04 |
| Robert coaches a game in which he is forced to deal with a boisterous heckling father, but he turns the other cheek in order to teach Bobby a lesson. Guest stars: Dayna Devon, George Hertzberg, Wendy Raquel Robinson |||||||
| 32 | 10 | "Home for Christmas" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Demetrius Andre Bady | December 14, 2004 (2004-12-14) | 3.17 |
| A snowstorm forces Robert off the road on his way to an interview in New York, and jeopardizes his chances of spending Christmas with Bobby and Tia. Guest stars: Lil Jon, Masi Oka, The East Side Boyz, Twista |||||||
| 33 | 11 | "Liar, Liar" | Debbie Allen | Jared Bush & Byron Hord | January 4, 2005 (2005-01-04) | 3.06 |
| When Bobby lies, Robert, Neesee and Tia all have different techniques on how to deal with the situation. Also Neesee takes her therapist's advice and tries to work out some issues with her estranged father. Guest star: Meshach Taylor |||||||
| 34 | 12 | "Get Me to the Church on Time" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Lori Lakin | January 11, 2005 (2005-01-11) | 3.35 |
| Robert and Neesee's old friend, Frankie comes back to town having found God and transformed to a hip and modern day minister. He inspires them to re-evaluate their lives and also to make some changes. Also after listening to Frankie preach, Bobby thinks he has sinned and will be sent to hell. Guest star: Mase |||||||
| 35 | 13 | "Focus" | Debbie Allen | Betsy Borns & Jared Bush | February 8, 2005 (2005-02-08) | 2.12 |
| Robert refuses to accept that Bobby has ADD and tries to cure him without therapy. Guest star: Warren G |||||||
| 36 | 14 | "Not So Wonderful News" | Debbie Allen | Ray Lancon | February 15, 2005 (2005-02-15) | 2.33 |
| Robert's romantic New York Valentine's weekend with Tia goes awry when his big interview with Serena Williams keeps getting postponed by her wacky cousin/assistant Wanda. Meanwhile, Neesee caters a high-profile party for Alex's new boyfriend Eric, but when his demands become out of control, it causes tension between the two women. Guest star: Serena Williams |||||||
| 37 | 15 | "Handle Your Business" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Terence Paul Winter | February 22, 2005 (2005-02-22) | 2.34 |
| After an argument, Jonelle throws him out, so Dirk crashes on Robert and Tia's couch causing them to get sucked into their best friends' break-up. Also, Neesee co-chairs a school fundraiser with another very competitive mother, who unexpectedly winds up being the perfect business partner for her. Guest star: Wendy Raquel Robinson |||||||
| 38 | 16 | "So I Creep" | Debbie Allen | Byron Hord | March 1, 2005 (2005-03-01) | 2.37 |
| Robert lands a job as a weekend correspondent for Entertainment Tonight and insists Dirk be his producer, but when he criticizes the stories they are assigning Robert, Dirk ends up quitting. Meanwhile, when Rusty, the brother of her new business partner, comes over to help Neesee build some shelves in her apartment, she unexpectedly finds herself attracted to him, but when they start dating, Rusty doesn't want to tell his sister. Guest stars: Toccara Jones, Jere Burns, Fantasia Barrino, Talib Kweli |||||||
| 39 | 17 | "Movin' on Up" | Debbie Allen | Jared Bush | March 29, 2005 (2005-03-29) | 2.45 |
| When Robert finds himself unable to handle working on two shows at once, he is forced to choose between Mr. L.A. and Entertainment Tonight. Guest stars: Mario, Jere Burns, Wendy Raquel Robinson |||||||
| 40 | 18 | "Passing the Test" | Debbie Allen | Chad Drew & Rob Rosell | April 19, 2005 (2005-04-19) | 2.31 |
| While celebrating Neesee's birthday at her apartment, Robert and Tia find a pregnancy test and believe Neesee is pregnant. |||||||
| 41 | 19 | "Baby's Got (Flash) Back" | Debbie Allen | Arthur Harris | April 26, 2005 (2005-04-26) | 2.31 |
| When Dirk gives his opinion on how marriage changes everything, Robert, Tia, Neesee and Bobby each fantasize how their lives will be affected by Robert and Tia's marriage. Guest star: Ruben Studdard |||||||
| 42 | 20 | "Hollywood Swinging" | Debbie Allen | Jewel Wormley | May 3, 2005 (2005-05-03) | 2.07 |
| It's obvious to believe that Robert is spending too much time with other celebrities while Tia is desperate in wanting him to be in her poetry show for him to support her. Meanwhile, Neesee is trying to make a move on her new boyfriend. Guest stars: Paula Abdul, Keyshia Cole |||||||
| 43 | 21 | "Sail On" | Debbie Allen | Stacy A. Littlejohn | May 10, 2005 (2005-05-10) | 1.99 |
| When Robert accepts an offer from his bosses at Entertainment Tonight to pay for his wedding in return for the right to televise it on their show, Tia regrets his decision when the advertising and promotions become more important than the bride and groom. Later, Robert feels bad when he learns that Mr. L.A. is in jeopardy of being cancelled and contemplates leaving Entertainment Tonight to help his old show. Guest stars: Jere Burns, Mary Hart |||||||
| 44 | 22 | "He-Male Trouble" | Debbie Allen | Betsy Borns | May 24, 2005 (2005-05-24) | 2.57 |
| The station hires a new program director who changes the format of Robert's show from a male oriented show to a show featuring feminine men. Rusty does not see eye to eye with Neesee about the status of their dating. Tia announces her pregnancy to the surprise and dismay of many. Guest star: Damon Dash |||||||

### Season 3 (2005–06)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Viewers (millions) |
| 45 | 1 | "Starting Over" | Debbie Allen | Jared Bush | September 19, 2005 (2005-09-19) | 4.25 |
| Following his breakup with his former fiancée Tia and losing his job a few months earlier, Robert tries to get his life back on track, until his ex-wife Neesee is forced to move in with him after her apartment burns down. Meanwhile, looking to get back into the game, Dirk talks Robert into going to a meeting to pitch a new talk show. |||||||
| 46 | 2 | "If You Can't Stand the Heat..." | Chip Hurd | Rod J. Emelle | September 26, 2005 (2005-09-26) | 3.58 |
| When Neesee and Robert's living together becomes too much for him to take, he pushes her to take a chance on a new place when she receives some insurance money. Meanwhile, when Robert and Dirk shoot the new pilot for their talk show, Dirk gets a massive case of stage fright. |||||||
| 47 | 3 | "Kiss, Kiss, Pass" | Debbie Allen | Arthur Harris | October 3, 2005 (2005-10-03) | 3.37 |
| Jumping back into the dating scene, Robert meets a great woman, who is understanding of his current living arrangements, but is disappointed when he finds out she once dated Dirk. Meanwhile, Robert and Neesee teach Bobby, Jr. about the tooth fairy. Guest stars: Anna Nicole Smith, Daya Vaidya |||||||
| 48 | 4 | "Love at First Type" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Ray Lancon | October 10, 2005 (2005-10-10) | 4.04 |
| To get out of the rut of their non-existent love lives, both Robert and Neesee venture into the online dating scene, but they're surprised by the matchmaking results when it comes time to meet their Internet romances in person. Meanwhile, Dirk relies on advice from 7-year-old Bobby, Jr. to help with his current relationship problem. |||||||
| 49 | 5 | "Divorce Means Never Having to Say I'm Sorry" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Terence Paul Winter | October 17, 2005 (2005-10-17) | 3.97 |
| When Robert and Neesee’s constant arguing starts to affect Bobby, they start to attend couples counseling. Elsewhere, Dirk uses Bobby to get women but this plan backfires when all of the women favor Bobby over Dirk. |||||||
| 50 | 6 | "School Colors" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Jewel Wormley | October 24, 2005 (2005-10-24) | 3.38 |
| After being sent to a prestigious all-white private school, Bobby Jr. returns home declaring he wants to be white, and Robert and Neesee must educate their 7-year-old son on why he should be proud to be black. While at lunch with Dirk, Robert gets a call from Neesee saying that Bobby got into some trouble at school. They assume it was racism, but they find out Bobby was making other kids feel bad by saying that black people were better than white people. Meanwhile, after members of a focus group for Robert and Dirk's television show mention that Dirk is too skinny, he starts going to a personal trainer. Congresswoman Maxine Waters guest stars as herself. Guest star: Maxine Waters |||||||
| 51 | 7 | "The Spy Who Smoked Me" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Lori Lakin | November 7, 2005 (2005-11-07) | 3.66 |
| After firing the thieving babysitter, Amanda (guest star Mercedes of America's Next Top Model), Robert installs a nannycam to watch the new sitter, but when he discovers Neesee has resumed her old smoking habit, his attempt to get her to quit only leads him to actually pick up the habit as well. Meanwhile, despite Robert's advice, Dirk dates Amanda and his belongings begin to slowly disappear. |||||||
| 52 | 8 | "Legal Affairs: Part 1" | Debbie Allen | Lori Lakin | November 14, 2005 (2005-11-14) | 3.34 |
| Robert is surprised to learn Neesee is dating her business lawyer, especially when he learns that Neesee knows that the lawyer is married. Meanwhile, even though they are no longer together, Dirk convinces Jonelle to have his baby. Guest stars: Terri J. Vaughn, Tracey Cherelle Jones |||||||
| 53 | 9 | "Legal Affairs: Part 2" | Debbie Allen | Lori Lakin | November 21, 2005 (2005-11-21) | 3.88 |
| Despite warning Neesee about getting involved with a married man, Robert finds himself stuck in the middle of the affair when both her new beau and his wife pay him a visit. Meanwhile, Dirk is excited about the baby-making process with Jonelle, but he's caught off guard by how calculated she is about the right time to conceive. Guest stars: Terri J. Vaughn, Tracey Cherelle Jones |||||||
| 54 | 10 | "Creeping with the Enemy" | Steve Zuckerman | Jared Bush | November 28, 2005 (2005-11-28) | 3.51 |
| When Neesee's college friend Gwen arrives for a visit, an open feud between Robert and Gwen blossoms into a secret romance. Meanwhile, Turtle shows up on the set of Robert and Dirk's talk show and persuades them to act in his low budget western movie. Guest star: Tamyra Gray |||||||
| 55 | 11 | "Who Took the Merry Out of Christmas?" | Ted Lange | Asoniti Foster & Terence Paul Winter | December 12, 2005 (2005-12-12) | 3.77 |
| Robert invites Neesee’s recently paroled brother to his house for Christmas but she suspects that he is up to no good. She is initially proven right when her brother steals all of the Christmas decorations and the food from the house. It is revealed that he stole ever thing to give back to a family that he had robbed which landed him in jail. Also, Robert tries to get Dirk a Christmas present. |||||||
| 56 | 12 | "Neesee's Grave Plot" | Steve Zuckerman | Jared Bush | January 16, 2006 (2006-01-16) | 3.02 |
| Robert asks Neesee to pretend that they're still married for the benefit of his dying aunt, whom he never told about their divorce, but when she comes face to face with the woman on her deathbed, an overwrought Neesee just can't keep up the façade. Meanwhile, after running into an old flame who doesn't remember him, Dirk decides it would be a good idea to date her again. Guest star: Garrett Morris |||||||
| 57 | 13 | "Trying to Love Two (Ain't Easy to Do)" | Leslie Kolins Small | Stacy A. Littlejohn | February 6, 2006 (2006-02-06) | 3.71 |
| When Dirk falls hard for Robert’s younger sister, Carmen, Robert and Neesee intervene after catching her in the arms of Nick, and the two force Carmen to tell Dirk the truth. Meanwhile, much to Neesee's chagrin, Carmen brings Bobby a pet frog, but when it gets loose in the house, everyone scrambles to find it before Neesee does. Guest star: Tisha Campbell-Martin |||||||
| 58 | 14 | "Robert and Neesee Get Real" | Debbie Allen | Byron Hord | February 13, 2006 (2006-02-13) | 2.91 |
| Robert and Neesee realized they still love each over. Bobby goes on his first overnight camping trip. |||||||
| 59 | 15 | "Don't It Make My Brownies Blue" | Debbie Allen | Chad Drew | February 20, 2006 (2006-02-20) | 3.44 |
| When Neesee borrows Robert's new assistant without his permission, it triggers an escalating feud between the former spouses over how they take each other for granted as roommates. Meanwhile, after Robert encourages him to spice up his social studies report by turning it into a rap, Bobby is inspired to become a rapper and begins to call himself Lil' B. Guest star: Caleeb Pinkett |||||||
| 60 | 16 | "Pass the Peas" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Stacy A. Littlejohn | February 27, 2006 (2006-02-27) | 3.52 |
| Robert and Dirk run into an important food critic at the gym and get him to come to the restaurant. All he wants is to enjoy his meal but Neesee and Robert become so wrapped up in trying to impress him that they not only ruin his evening, they almost ruin their chance for a good review. Guest star: Cedric the Entertainer |||||||
| 61 | 17 | "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roberto" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Jared Bush & Terence Paul Winter | March 27, 2006 (2006-03-27) | 3.07 |
| When Robert starts dating Bobby's new karate teacher, Kammy, the bond between father and son is tested as Bobby, who also has a crush on her, decides to make his own move to win her over. Meanwhile, in an effort to impress a new lady love, Clarinetta, Dirk turns to Neesee for help in the kitchen with some last-minute cooking lessons. |||||||
| 62 | 18 | "He's Gotta Have It" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Arthur Harris | April 17, 2006 (2006-04-17) | 2.82 |
| Believing that his relationship with Andrea is not exclusive, Robert accepts a date with attractive segment producer Michele, but when Andrea tells him she wants to get serious, Robert has trouble breaking it off with a clingy Michele. Meanwhile, fearing that Bobby isn't her baby anymore, Neesee decides to get involved with some of the "boy" things he likes to do and ends up on a fishing trip with Bobby and Dirk. |||||||
| 63 | 19 | "The N Word" | Will Smith | Royale Watkins | April 24, 2006 (2006-04-24) | 2.68 |
| Bobby blurts out the word "nigga" in the middle of his birthday party, causing debate among the adults. |||||||
| 64 | 20 | "Surprise, Surprise: Part 1" | Debbie Allen | Jewel Wormley | May 1, 2006 (2006-05-01) | 2.43 |
| After a disturbing visit to the doctor's office that makes him feel old, Robert tries to rediscover his youth by getting a motorcycle and dating a young college girl. Meanwhile, Dirk's fender bender with his old flame, Beverly, is double the trouble when a shocking secret is revealed. Guest star: Vivica A. Fox |||||||
| 65 | 21 | "Surprise, Surprise: Part 2" | Debbie Allen | Stacy A. Littlejohn | May 8, 2006 (2006-05-08) | 2.85 |
| After being encouraged by his old flame, Beverly, Dirk tries to develop a relationship with his newly discovered daughter, Courtney. Meanwhile, Robert dates a 19-year-old. Guest star: Vivica A. Fox |||||||
| 66 | 22 | "Carmen's Karma" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Arthur Harris | May 15, 2006 (2006-05-15) | 3.23 |
| Robert's sister, Carmen, feels guilty about Robert and Neesee's divorce, so she arranges for them to makeup by putting them in romantic settings. Guest star: Tisha Campbell-Martin |||||||

### Season 4 (2006–07)

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Viewers (millions) |
| 67 | 1 | "The Hair Down There" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Jeff Strauss | October 1, 2006 (2006-10-01) | 2.30 |
| Robert and Neesee struggle to deal with a letter that he wrote her four years earlier. Bobby discovers a hair. |||||||
| 68 | 2 | "Trojan Condo" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Lori Lakin | October 8, 2006 (2006-10-08) | 2.40 |
| Neesee finds a new condo to move into, but Robert finds out that it's still under construction and won't be completed for a while. Robert's sister comes for a visit and asks to stay at the house. Guest star: Tisha Campbell-Martin |||||||
| 69 | 3 | "Police... Open Up" | Debbie Allen | Royale Watkins | October 16, 2006 (2006-10-16) | 2.83 |
| Robert decides to take Bobby to the police station as a punishment for prank calling 911. However, he is the one that ends up behind bars after a secret about something he did in the past resurfaces. |||||||
| 70 | 4 | "Love Do Cost a Thing" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Jared Bush | October 23, 2006 (2006-10-23) | 2.93 |
| Neesee hosts a charity bachelor auction where she bids on a date with an eligible, handsome and rich doctor (Charles Malik Whitfield), but the date doesn't go as she planned. Robert pays Neesee to bid on him, so he can avoid going on a random date, but a mystery woman outbids her. Meanwhile, Bobby goes on a "date" with Dirk, when he is the only one to bid on him. Guest star: Biz Markie |||||||
| 71 | 5 | "Pretty Woman" | Debbie Allen | Stacy A. Littlejohn | October 30, 2006 (2006-10-30) | 3.09 |
| Robert comes to the aid of a stranger, Eva, when her purse is being stolen on the street and the pair end up hitting it off. After a series of dates, Dirk realizes that he knows her from a night club he frequents and confronts Robert with the news. Meanwhile, Neesee encourages Bobby to be friends with an unpopular girl in his class, resulting in a unique friendship between the two. Guest star: Chrystee Pharris |||||||
| 72 | 6 | "The Courtship of Robert's Father" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Lori Lakin | November 6, 2006 (2006-11-06) | 2.75 |
| Robert and his sister prepare for their father's 60th birthday celebration. Neesee helps Courtney prepare for the school dance. Guest stars: Tisha Campbell-Martin, Glynn Turman |||||||
| 73 | 7 | "Like Father, Like Son, Like Hell" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Terence Paul Winter | November 13, 2006 (2006-11-13) | 3.10 |
| After Robert and his sister Carmen learn that the man who raised them isn't Robert's biological father, Dirk and Robert decide to track the real man down. After spending some time with his biological father, Robert discovers a shocking secret about him. Though Bobby tries to hide the fact that Courtney invited her boyfriend over to the house while Neesee was working, Neesee quickly discovers the two are hiding something. Guest stars: Tisha Campbell-Martin, Glynn Turman, Vanessa Bell Calloway |||||||
| 74 | 8 | "My Two Dads" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Antonia March & Jacqueline McKinley | November 20, 2006 (2006-11-20) | 3.00 |
| Robert learns that his biological father is gay, and keeps it a secret from the rest of his family. Surprisingly his father and his partner drop in for Thanksgiving, making things very interesting. Guest stars: Tisha Campbell-Martin, Glynn Turman, Vanessa Bell Calloway |||||||
| 75 | 9 | "Crime and Maybe Some Punishment" | Debbie Allen | Ray Lancon | November 27, 2006 (2006-11-27) | 3.03 |
| Robert grounds Bobby from attending his field trip for being disrespectful to Dirk, but Neesee feels Robert may have gone too far and secretly takes Bobby on the trip. When Robert finds out that Neesee went behind his back, the two agree to stand together when disciplining Bobby in the future. Meanwhile, Courtney brings her new boyfriend home to meet Dirk. |||||||
| 76 | 10 | "Everybody Loves Rain Man" | Debbie Allen | Arthur Harris | December 11, 2006 (2006-12-11) | 2.71 |
| Bobby is unappreciative of his Christmas presents; as a result, as punishment, his parents send Bobby's presents to a shelter where he befriends a homeless boy. |||||||
| 77 | 11 | "Let's Go, Bobby, Let's Go" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Jewel Wormley | January 22, 2007 (2007-01-22) | 2.46 |
| Robert and Neesee are happy that Bobby will be playing football—at least until he comes home with news that he has joined the cheerleading squad instead. |||||||
| 78 | 12 | "The B-R-E-A-K-U-P" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Jared Bush | January 29, 2007 (2007-01-29) | 2.38 |
| After attending the wedding of a friend who found true love with an overweight man, Neesee vows to go out on a date with the next man to ask her out. However, her plan takes a turn when she is asked out by Robert's very short co-worker. Guest star: Kevin Hart |||||||
| 79 | 13 | "An All of Us Joint... Custody Episode" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Arthur Harris | February 5, 2007 (2007-02-05) | 2.74 |
| Neesee and Robert are both excited to learn that her new condo is ready, but Bobby tells them he doesn't want to go back and forth between houses. Robert and Neesee decide that the only solution is for Bobby to continue living at Robert's home while he and Neesee take turns living in her condo. Dirk is sent into a frenzy when Courtney develops a crush on an older man from his office. |||||||
| 80 | 14 | "Artificial Intelligence" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Ray Lancon | February 12, 2007 (2007-02-12) | 2.58 |
| Bobby cheats on his aptitude test and suddenly find himself in the gifted students' program. Robert and Neesee are thrilled with Bobby's book smarts and encourage him to participate in the school's annual academic competition. Meanwhile, Neesee's new friend and neighbor, Michelle, sets her up on a date with a guy who turns out to have a weird fetish. Guest star: Toni Trucks |||||||
| 81 | 15 | "Another Episode of All of Us" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Alfonso Ribeiro | February 19, 2007 (2007-02-19) | 2.52 |
| Bobby tries to steal a pair of sneakers in order to try to fit in with the cool kids at school, but is caught by the store manager. Meanwhile, Neesee reluctantly agrees to help care for her neighbor, Michelle's newborn niece, but soon finds she enjoys being around an infant. Guest star: Toni Trucks |||||||
| 82 | 16 | "He's Got Game" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Antonia March & Jacqueline McKinley | February 26, 2007 (2007-02-26) | 2.42 |
| During his 15th college reunion weekend, Robert finds himself attracted to Deborah Calhoun, a professor he had a crush on back in his college days. Hoping to meet an eligible bachelor at the reunion, Neesee reconnects with Fitz Escoffrey, a national television sports reporter. Robert believes Fitz stole his successful career when he tripped Robert during a college basketball game and made the game-winning basket. Wanting to settle the feud, Robert challenges Fitz to a one-on-one basketball game, but injures himself before the game while trying to romance Professor Calhoun. Guest star: Victoria Rowell |||||||
| 83 | 17 | "It Was Fun While It Lasted" | Debbie Allen | Terence Paul Winter | March 19, 2007 (2007-03-19) | 2.35 |
| Neesee realizes she wants to have another baby and visits a fertility clinic to research potential sperm donors. When she finds the donor she prefers, she decides to meet the guy face-to-face. Meanwhile, Robert and Dirk spend an evening hitting on women, and Dirk finds success when he meets Jill. Tensions between Robert and Dirk escalate when Dirk is continuously late to work. Guest stars: Toni Trucks, James R. Black |||||||
| 84 | 18 | "The Boy Is Mine" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Jewel Wormley | March 26, 2007 (2007-03-26) | 2.68 |
| Robert and Dirk aren't on speaking terms so Robert becomes friendly with Neesee's new partner which definitely doesn't like. Guest star: James R. Black |||||||
| 85 | 19 | "Everything Happens for a Reason" | Alfonso Ribeiro | Asoniti Foster | April 23, 2007 (2007-04-23) | 2.32 |
| After Robert lets Dirk go, he feels it was the wrong decision and so he sues him. Neesee comes clean that she hadn't met Ben by chance and that she wanted to meet her sperm donor. Guest stars: Toni Trucks, James R. Black, Anna Maria Horsford |||||||
| 86 | 20 | "Sins of the Father" | Debbie Allen | Chad Drew | April 30, 2007 (2007-04-30) | 2.18 |
| Robert begins to become attached to a single parent and her child which makes Bobby feel left out. Neesee is called upon for advice after Dirk can't look after Courtney. Guest star: Meagan Good |||||||
| 87 | 21 | "She Blinded Me with Science" | Debbie Allen | Stacy A. Littlejohn | May 7, 2007 (2007-05-07) | 2.29 |
| Robert learns of Neesee's plan to visit a sperm bank to have a baby. His relationship becomes strained after his former partner comes to stay. Guest star: Toni Trucks |||||||
| 88 | 22 | "The Wedding Singers" | Debbie Allen | Jeff Strauss | May 14, 2007 (2007-05-14) | 2.50 |
| Neesee and Robert make a decision about a second child. Also Neesee wants Robert to come with her to her mother's wedding. |||||||