# Hocus-Pocus and Frisby

"Hocus-Pocus and Frisby" is episode 95 (season 3, number 30) of the American television anthology series The Twilight Zone.

## Opening narration

   The reluctant gentleman with the sizable mouth is Mr. Frisby. He has all the drive of a broken camshaft and the aggressive vinegar of a corpse. As you've no doubt gathered, his big stock in trade is the tall tale. Now, what he doesn't know is that the visitors out front are a very special breed, destined to change his life beyond anything even his fertile imagination could manufacture. The place is Pitchville Flats, the time is the present. But Mr. Frisby's on the first leg of a rather fanciful journey into the place we call the Twilight Zone.

## Plot

Somerset Frisby has a general store/gas station in a small town, and the townsfolk know him well for the tall tales he spins of his experiences, from his heroism in war to his inventions to his advice to presidents and captains of industry, all of which he fabricates. His friends gather in the store to hear him spin his stories, which they find very entertaining, and he often accompanies himself on harmonica.
One day, two identically dressed men pull up at the store in need of fuel for their car. Seeing their odd behavior and lack of familiarity with the vehicle, Frisby brags that he designed the American automobile and can predict the weather 24 hours in advance. The men depart, impressed with his claimed achievements and background, and say that they will see him again very soon. That afternoon, as Frisby is closing up his store for the day, the voice of one man suggests that he will have "quite an adventure" if he steps outside and walks down the road. As soon as Frisby leaves his store, he is transported onto a vessel crewed by the two visitors and several others dressed like them.
The men, actually aliens, have selected Frisby as an outstanding member of the human race and are planning to take him back to their home planet and exhibit him alongside specimens from other planets. Frisby protests that he has fabricated all his exploits and is a consummate liar, but discovers that the aliens have accepted all his tales as true since they have no concept of dishonesty. He punches one alien, causing its human disguise to break apart and expose its true face.
Unable to overpower the aliens or persuade them to release him, Frisby decides to relax by playing his harmonica. The sound causes unbearable pain to the aliens and renders some of them unconscious, and the others allow Frisby to escape. Running back to the store, he finds his friends waiting to throw him a surprise party; in the evening's excitement, he has forgotten that it is his birthday. When he tries to tell them what happened, they enjoy a laugh at what they take to be another of his tall tales and give him a "World's Greatest Liar" trophy.

### Nicknames

Mr. Frisby often mentions nicknames that he supposedly has received, which pertain to his tall tales. These nicknames include (ordered as mentioned):
* "Ol' Infilatin' Frisby"
* "Old Cumulus Frisby"
* "Ol' Archimedes Frisby"
* "Rear-Engine" and "Ol' Rear-Engine Frisby"
* "Stonewall Frisby" and "Stony"
* "Ol' Rocket Thrust Frisby"
* "Old Liquid Propellant Frisby"
* "Ol' Mile-A-Minute Frisby"
For his 63rd birthday, Mr. Frisby received a trophy from his friends, declaring him to be the "World's Greatest Liar". Andy Devine himself would have been 57.

## Closing narration

   Mr. Somerset Frisby, who might have profited by reading an Aesop fable about a boy who cried wolf. Tonight's tall tale from the timberlands of the Twilight Zone.