# Doodles Weaver

Winstead Sheffield "Doodles" Weaver (May 11, 1911 – January 16, 1983) was an American character actor, comedian, and musician.
Born into a wealthy West Coast family, Weaver began his career in radio. In the late 1930s, he performed on Rudy Vallée's radio programs and Kraft Music Hall. He later joined Spike Jones' City Slickers. In 1957, Weaver hosted his own NBC variety show The Doodles Weaver Show. In addition to his radio work, he also recorded a number of comedy records, appeared in films and guest-starred on numerous television series from the 1950s through the 1970s. Weaver made his last onscreen appearance in 1981. Despondent over poor health, Weaver fatally shot himself in January 1983.

## Early life

Weaver was born in Los Angeles, one of four children born to Sylvester Laflin Weaver, a wealthy roofing contractor, and Nellie Mabel (Amabel) Dixon Weaver. His older brother was Pat Weaver, who served as the president of NBC in the 1950s. Weaver's niece is actress Sigourney Weaver. He was of English and Scottish ancestry with roots in New England. Weaver's mother gave him the nickname "Doodlebug" as a child because of his freckles and big ears.
He attended Los Angeles High School and Stanford University. At Stanford, Weaver was a contributor to the Stanford Chaparral humor magazine. He was also known to engage in numerous pranks and practical jokes and earned the nickname "The Mad Monk". He was reportedly suspended from Stanford in 1937 (the year he graduated) for pulling a prank on the train home from the Rose Bowl.

## Career
### Radio and recordings

On radio during the late 1930s and early 1940s, he was heard as an occasional guest on Rudy Vallée's program and on the Kraft Music Hall.
In 1946, Weaver signed on as a member of Spike Jones's City Slickers band. Weaver was heard on Jones's 1947–49 radio shows, where he introduced his comedic Professor Feetlebaum (which Weaver sometimes spelled as Feitlebaum), a character who spoke in spoonerisms. Part of the Professor's schtick was mixing up words and sentences in various songs and recitations as if he had myopia or dyslexia. Weaver toured the country with the Spike Jones Music Depreciation Revue until 1951. The radio programs were often broadcast from cities where the Revue was staged.
One of Weaver's most popular recordings is the Spike Jones parody of Rossini's "William Tell Overture". Weaver gives a close impression of the gravel-voiced sports announcer Clem McCarthy in a satire of a horse race announcer who forgets whether he's covering a horse race or a boxing match ("It's Girdle in the stretch! Locomotive is on the rail! Apartment House is second with plenty of room! It's Cabbage by a head!"). The race features a nag named Beetlebaum, who begins at long odds, runs the race a distant last—and yet suddenly emerges as the winner. The oft-repeated "Beetlebaum" became so identified with the record that RCA reprinted the record label, adding "Beetlebaum" in parentheses after the song title. Jones and Weaver followed this hit with a 1949 parody of the Indianapolis 500 automobile race, again with Weaver as commentator, set to Ponchielli's "Dance of the Hours". The surprise winner? Beetlebaum. When an angry listener named Beetlebaum threatened a lawsuit, Weaver changed the name to Feitlebaum.
In 1966, Weaver recorded a novelty version of "Eleanor Rigby"—singing, mixing up the words, insulting, and interrupting, while playing the piano.

### Writing

Weaver was a contributor to the early Mad, as described by Time's Richard Corliss:
    Among the funny stuff: Doodles Weaver's strict copy editing of the Gettysburg Address, advising Lincoln to change "fourscore and seven" to eighty-seven ("Be specific"), noting that there are six "dedicates" ("Study your Roget"), wondering if "proposition" isn't misspelled and, finally exasperated, urging the writer to omit "of the people, by the people, for the people" as "superfluous."

### Films and television

Weaver made his television debut on The Colgate Comedy Hour in 1951. He performed an Ajax cleanser commercial with a pig, and the audience reaction prompted the network to give him his own series. In 1951, The Doodles Weaver Show was NBC's summer replacement for Sid Caesar's Your Show of Shows; it was telecast from June to September with Weaver, his wife Lois, vocalist Marian Colby, and the comedy team of Dick Dana and Peanuts Mann. The show's premise involved Weaver dealing with an assignment to stage a no-budget television series using only the discarded costumes, sets and props left behind by more popular network television shows away for the summer. The series ended in July 1951.
Weaver went on to guest star on numerous television shows including The Spike Jones Show, The Donna Reed Show, Dennis the Menace, and The Tab Hunter Show. He also hosted several children's television series. In 1965, he starred in A Day With Doodles, a series of six-minute shorts sold as alternative fare to cartoons for locally hosted kiddie television programs. Each episode featured Weaver in a first-person plural adventure (e.g., "Today we are a movie actor"), portraying himself and, behind false mustaches and costume hats, all the other characters in slapstick comedy situations with a voice over narration and minimal sets. The ending credits would invariably list "Doodles... Doodles Weaver" and "Everybody Else... Doodles Weaver."
He portrayed eccentric characters in guest appearances on such television series as Batman (where he played The Archer's henchman Crier Tuck), Land of the Giants, Dragnet 1967 and The Monkees. He appeared in more than 90 films, including The Great Imposter (1961), Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds (1963) (as the man helping Tippi Hedren's character with her rental boat), Jerry Lewis's The Nutty Professor (1963), Pocketful of Miracles (1961) and, in a cameo, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (1963). He appeared in Six Pack Annie (1975). His last movie was Earthbound (1981).

## Personal life

Weaver was married four times and had three children. His first marriage was to Beverly Masterman in 1939. His second marriage, to Evelyn Irene Paulsen, ended with a divorce decree on December 22, 1948, but that decree was not recorded at that time. In 1949, Weaver's third marriage was with nightclub dancer Lois Frisell, who had the marriage annulled in 1954.
Weaver's fourth and final marriage was to actress Reita Anne Green in October 1957. They had two children before divorcing in 1969.

## Death

On January 16, 1983, Weaver was discovered dead by his son Winston at his Burbank, California home. He died of two self-inflicted gunshot wounds to the chest. His death was ruled a suicide. Weaver's son later said that his father had been despondent over his failing health. His funeral service was held on January 22 at Forest Lawn Mortuary in the Hollywood Hills. He was buried in Avalon Cemetery on Santa Catalina Island, California.
Weaver's memoir, Golden Spike, remains unpublished.

## Filmography

Film :
| Year | Title | Role | Notes |
| 1936 | My American Wife | Cowhand | Uncredited |
| 1936 | Come and Get It | Sourdough Barfly | Uncredited |
| 1937 | The Woman I Love | 'Chopin' pianist | Uncredited |
| 1937 | Behind the Headlines | Duggan | |
| 1937 | Topper | Rustic | |
| 1937 | Double Wedding | Bass Fiddle Player | Uncredited |
| 1937 | Our Gang Follies of 1938 | Winstead (piano player) | Short film |
| 1938 | A Yank at Oxford | Bill | Uncredited |
| 1938 | Swiss Miss | Taxicab Driver | Uncredited |
| 1938 | Hold That Co-ed | Gilks | Uncredited |
| 1938 | Swing That Cheer | Bennett | |
| 1939 | Boy Trouble | Ralph, the Stockboy | Uncredited |
| 1939 | Invitation to Happiness | Band Leader / Emcee at Harry's | Uncredited |
| 1939 | Flight at Midnight | | Uncredited |
| 1939 | Thunder Afloat | Sailor Getting Cigar | Uncredited |
| 1939 | Another Thin Man | Gatekeeper, MacFay Estate | Uncredited |
| 1939 | The Night of Nights | Flower Delivery Man | Uncredited |
| 1940 | Li'l Abner | Hannibal Hoops | |
| 1940 | Kitty Foyle | Pianist | Uncredited |
| 1941 | A Girl, a Guy, and a Gob | Eddie 'Ed' | |
| 1941 | Mitt Me Tonight | | |
| 1942 | The Spirit of Stanford | Student | Uncredited |
| 1942 | Girl Trouble | Ticket Taker | Uncredited |
| 1943 | Reveille with Beverly | Elmer | Uncredited |
| 1943 | Salute for Three | First Sailor at Canteen Sailors' Table | Uncredited |
| 1943 | This Is the Army | Soldier | Uncredited |
| 1943 | Thank Your Lucky Stars | Doodles Weaver | Uncredited |
| 1944 | Shine On, Harvest Mon | Elevator Man | Uncredited |
| 1944 | Hey, Rookie | Maxon | |
| 1944 | Two Girls and a Sailor | Soldier Playing Ocarina | Uncredited |
| 1944 | The Story of Dr. Wassell | Harold Hunter | Uncredited |
| 1944 | Since You Went Away | Convalescent Wishing for Watermelon | Uncredited |
| 1944 | Kansas City Kitty | Joe | Uncredited |
| 1944 | The Singing Sheriff | Ivory | Uncredited |
| 1944 | That's My Baby! | Butler | Uncredited |
| 1944 | The Merry Monahans | Farmer | Uncredited |
| 1944 | San Fernando Valley | Hot Dog Salesman | Uncredited |
| 1944 | The National Barn Dance | Musical Team Member | Uncredited |
| 1944 | Mrs. Parkington | Caterer | Uncredited |
| 1944 | And Now Tomorrow | Charlie | Uncredited |
| 1944 | Carolina Blues | Skinny | Uncredited |
| 1944 | Thoroughbreds | Pvt. Mulrooney | |
| 1945 | Duck Pimples | Radio Actor | Voice role |
| 1945 | Hockey Homicide | Narrator | Voice role |
| 1945 | Cured Duck | Narrator | Voice role |
| 1945 | San Antonio | Entertainer in Cotulla saloon. | Uncredited |
| 1948 | Superman | Admin Bldg Guard at Metropolis University | Chapter 9 Uncredited |
| 1949 | Tennis Racquet | Radio Commentator | Voice role Uncredited |
| 1952 | Because of You | Toy Dealer | Uncredited |
| 1953 | Powder River | Barfly | Uncredited |
| 1958 | Hot Rod Gang | Wesley Cavendish | |
| 1958 | The Tunnel of Love | Escort | |
| 1958 | Frontier Gun | Eph Loveman | |
| 1959 | The 30 Foot Bride of Candy Rock | Booster | Uncredited |
| 1959 | The Rookie | Winchell | Uncredited |
| 1961 | The Great Impostor | Farmer Hauling Fertilizer | |
| 1961 | Ring of Fire | Mr. Hobart | Uncredited |
| 1961 | The Ladies Man | Soundman | |
| 1961 | The Errand Boy | Weaver | |
| 1961 | Pocketful of Miracles | Pool Player | |
| 1963 | The Birds | Fisherman Helping with Rental Boat | |
| 1963 | Tammy and the Doctor | Traction Patient | |
| 1963 | The Nutty Professor | Rube | Uncredited |
| 1963 | It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World | Hardware Store Clerk | Uncredited |
| 1964 | Mail Order Bride | Charlie Mary | |
| 1964 | A Tiger Walks | Bob Evans | Uncredited |
| 1964 | Quick, Before It Melts | Ham Operator | |
| 1964 | Kitten with a Whip | Salty Sam | |
| 1965 | The Rounders | Arlee | |
| 1965 | Zebra in the Kitchen | Nearsighted Man | |
| 1965 | Fluffy | Yokel | |
| 1966 | The Plainsman | Bartender | Uncredited |
| 1967 | The Adventures of Bullwhip Griffin | Man in Bathtub | Uncredited |
| 1967 | The Spirit Is Willing | Booper Mellish | |
| 1967 | Rosie! | Florist | |
| 1967 | The Road to Nashville | Colonel Feetlebaum | |
| 1970 | Which Way to the Front? | Van Koch | Uncredited |
| 1970 | Bigfoot | Forest Ranger | |
| 1971 | The Zodiac Killer | Doc | Credited as Doddles Weaver |
| 1972 | Cancel My Reservation | Cactus, Deputy Sheriff | |
| 1972 | A Ton of Grass Goes to Pot | | |
| 1974 | Macon County Line | Augie | |
| 1975 | Trucker's Woman | Ben Turner | Alternative title: Truckin' Man |
| 1975 | The Wild McCullochs | Pop Holson | |
| 1975 | Sixpack Annie | Hank | |
| 1975 | White House Madness | Supreme Court Justice | |
| 1975 | Fugitive Lovers | Roy Dibbs | |
| 1976 | Won Ton Ton, the Dog Who Saved Hollywood | Man in Mexican Film | |
| 1976 | Cat Murkil and the Silks | Kelso | |
| 1977 | The Great Gundown | Baggage Man | Alternative title: Savage Red, Outlaw White |
| 1977 | Mule Feathers | Hotel Manager | |
| 1981 | Earthbound | Sterling | (final film role) |
Television :
| Year | Title | Role | Notes |
| 1956 | Sheriff of Cochise | Joe Heap | Episode: "Caine and Abel" |
| 1957 | The Pied Piper of Hamelin | First Counselor | Television film Uncredited |
| 1958 | Club Oasis | Sea Captain | 2 episodes |
| 1959 | Maverick | Lem | Episode: "Gun-Shy" |
| 1960 | You Bet Your Life | Himself-Contestant | Episode: "59-20" |
| 1960 | Sugarfoot | Simon Miller | Episode: "Journey to Provision" |
| 1960 | Fury | Jake | Episode: "Packy's Dilemma" |
| 1960 | Lawman | Jack Stiles | 4 episodes |
| 1960 | The Tab Hunter Show | Messenger Boy | Episode: "I Love a Marine" |
| 1961 | Wagon Train | Efen Dirkin | Episode: "The Joe Muharich Story" |
| 1961 | Shannon | Shoes Malone | Episode: "The King Leal Report" |
| 1961 | Laramie | George | Episode: "Handful of Fire" |
| 1962 | The Dick Van Dyke Show | Bailiff | Episode: "One Angry Man" |
| 1962 | Mr. Smith Goes to Washington | Peavey Simpson | Episode: "The Country Sculptor" |
| 1962 | Dennis the Menace | Needy Man #2 | Episode: "Poor Mr. Wilson" |
| 1962 | "The Joey Bishop Show" | Mr. Johnson | Episode: The Big Date |
| 1963 | Have Gun – Will Travel | Hildreth – General Store Prop. | Episode: "Shootout at Hogtooth" |
| 1963 | The Donna Reed Show | Charlie Brubaker | Episode: "The Handy Man" |
| 1963 | The Wide Country | Jones | Episode: "The Judas Goat" |
| 1963 | The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet | Janitor | Episode: "Dave's Law Office" |
| 1961–1963 | The Andy Griffith Show | Various roles | 2 episodes |
| 1964 | The Travels of Jaimie McPheeters | Pettigrew | Episode: " The Day of the Tin Trumpet" |
| 1964 | The Virginian | Stationmaster | Episode: "Rope of Lies" |
| 1964 | The Alfred Hitchcock Hour | Gregg | Episode: "Body In the Barn" |
| 1965 | Petticoat Junction | Chester Farnsworth | Episode: "The Curse of Chester Farnsworth" |
| 1965 | Laredo | Various roles | 2 episodes |
| 1966 | Batman | Crier Tuck | 2 episodes |
| 1967 | My Three Sons | Jesse Prouty | Episode: "The Good Earth" |
| 1967 | The Man from U.N.C.L.E. | Stationmaster | Episode: "The Pieces of Fate Affair" |
| 1967 | The Monkees | Butler | S1:E30, "Monkees Manhattan Style" |
| 1967–70 | Dragnet | | Numerous episodes |
| 1968 | Land of the Giants | Giant Hobo | Episode: "Framed" |
| 1971 | The Jimmy Stewart Show | Halsted | Episode: "Pro Bono Publico" |
| 1976 | Banjo Hackett: Roamin' Free | Old Turkey | Television film |
| 1976 | Starsky and Hutch | Eddie Hoyle | Episodes: "The Bounty Hunter" S1, Ep22 & "Gillian" S2, Ep5 |
| 1979 | Fantasy Island | Blindman | Episode: "Spending Spree/The Hunted" |

## In popular culture

* Weaver's horse race routine has been quoted and parodied by many performers over the years.
* A children's board game called Homestretch featured horses named Cabbage, Banana, Girdle, and the misspelled/simplified "Beetle Bohm." This was a direct lift of Weaver's number, with Cabbage "leading by a head" and Beetle Bohm eventually winning the race.
* Mike Kazaleh's comic The Adventures of Captain Jack took place on the planet Pootwattle and featured a character who used many of Weaver's jokes and catchphrases, such as "That's a killer!"
* A one-page Weaver contribution to Mad magazine #25, September 1955, had him as Professor Feetlebaum grading student Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address, complete with grammatical corrections and encouraging note despite the C minus.