# List of Conan episodes (2013)

This list of episodes of Conan details information on the 2013 episodes of Conan, a television program on TBS hosted by Conan O'Brien. Conan hosted shows at the Tabernacle in Atlanta, Georgia between April 1–4. During the week of October 28–31, highlights of the past 20 years of Conan's show were shown.

## 2013
### January

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 351 | "6 Resolutions Broken, 3 to Go" | January 7, 2013 (2013-01-07) | Courteney Cox, Chris D'Elia | Dan Soder |
| 352 | "The Guy Who Drove a Hummer and Wasn't a Total A-Hole" | January 8, 2013 (2013-01-08) | Kaley Cuoco, Anthony Mackie | Gary Clark, Jr. |
| 353 | "Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the Scrote" | January 9, 2013 (2013-01-09) | Ricky Gervais, Deepak Chopra | Imagine Dragons |
| 354 | "Betty White's Bud in Bieber's Bong" | January 10, 2013 (2013-01-10) | Ryan Gosling, Kevin Hart | ZZ Ward |
| 355 | "All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went Off" | January 14, 2013 (2013-01-14) | Christoph Waltz, Rob Riggle | Chris Mann |
| 356 | "Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably Fish" | January 15, 2013 (2013-01-15) | Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Teresa Palmer | Baron Vaughn |
| 357 | "The Chamomile Conundrum" | January 16, 2013 (2013-01-16) | Marion Cotillard, Jim Jefferies | Trampled by Turtles |
| 358 | "Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home!" | January 17, 2013 (2013-01-17) | Martin Short, David Boreanaz | Jake Bugg |
| 359 | "Siri, Where Is My Kidney?" | January 21, 2013 (2013-01-21) | Timothy Olyphant, Busy Philipps | Coheed and Cambria |
| 360 | "The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy Smiles" | January 22, 2013 (2013-01-22) | Julia Stiles, DJ Qualls | The Lone Bellow |
| 361 | "Step Up 3D 2: The Stepening" | January 23, 2013 (2013-01-23) | Kathy Griffin, Blake Anderson | Electric Guest |
| 362 | "The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-Pants" | January 24, 2013 (2013-01-24) | Jack McBrayer, Gemma Arterton | Mo Mandel |
| 363 | "Sweet Home Al-Jazeera" | January 28, 2013 (2013-01-28) | Emmy Rossum, Dave Franco | Los Straitjackets |
| 364 | "The Day the Mime Stood Still" | January 29, 2013 (2013-01-29) | Dax Shepard, Genesis Rodriguez | Adam Cayton-Holland |
| 365 | "Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False)" | January 30, 2013 (2013-01-30) | Adam Scott, Sanjay Gupta | Ben Folds Five |
| 366 | "Occupy 'Conan': When Outsourcing Goes Too Far" | January 31, 2013 (2013-01-31) | Compilation special | N/A |

### February

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 367 | "The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedIn" | February 4, 2013 (2013-02-04) | William H. Macy, Harland Williams | Vintage Trouble with Booker T. Jones |
| 368 | "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym Bags" | February 5, 2013 (2013-02-05) | Jennifer Lawrence, Nick Kroll | Randy Houser |
| 369 | "Yahtzee at the OK Corral" | February 6, 2013 (2013-02-06) | Rooney Mara, Jeff Ross | Dirty Projectors |
| 370 | "The Strange Case of Case Strangerson" | February 7, 2013 (2013-02-07) | Chris Tucker, Brian Posehn | Darryl Lenox |
| 371 | "The Postman Always Butt-Dials Twice" | February 11, 2013 (2013-02-11) | Don Cheadle, Bill Burr | Ed Sheeran |
| 372 | "The Walls Have Ears, and Other Side Effects of This Medication" | February 12, 2013 (2013-02-12) | Bill Maher, Celeste Anderson | Jackie Kashian |
| 373 | "The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law School" | February 13, 2013 (2013-02-13) | Matthew Morrison, Kathryn Bigelow | Lupe Fiasco with Guy Sebastian |
| 374 | "Love Means Never Having to Say, 'Do You Think Your Friend Would Be into a Three-Way?'" | February 14, 2013 (2013-02-14) | Phil McGraw, Julianne Hough | The Vaccines |
| 375 | "The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'Flannery" | February 19, 2013 (2013-02-19) | Andy Samberg, Josh Hopkins | Lisa Loeb with Chad Gilbert |
| 376 | "'Walka Flocka Fame,' Said the Drunk Rooster" | February 20, 2013 (2013-02-20) | Snooki and JWoww, Ken Marino | Mark Normand |
| 377 | "The Roomba with a View" | February 21, 2013 (2013-02-21) | Mila Kunis, Chris Hardwick | Family of the Year |
| 378 | "The All-Girl Sausage Party" | February 25, 2013 (2013-02-25) | Zooey Deschanel, Benjamin McKenzie | Japandroids |
| 379 | "You Have the Right to Remain Naked" | February 26, 2013 (2013-02-26) | Kevin Nealon, Nicholas Hoult | Tenacious D |
| 380 | "The Legend of Legend Cove" | February 27, 2013 (2013-02-27) | Johnny Galecki, The Miz | Hunter Hunted |
| 381 | "The Exquisitely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed Badonkadonk" | February 28, 2013 (2013-02-28) | Kunal Nayyar, Julian Newman | Eugene Mirman |

### March

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 382 | "Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode Title" | March 4, 2013 (2013-03-04) | Jane Lynch, Justin Chon | Sarah Darling |
| 383 | "Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not Kathy" | March 5, 2013 (2013-03-05) | Colin Farrell, Jenna Elfman | Frightened Rabbit |
| 384 | "The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros and Cons of Prose" | March 6, 2013 (2013-03-06) | Matthew Fox, Anthony Jeselnik | Ian Edwards |
| 385 | "A Time to Kill Time" | March 7, 2013 (2013-03-07) | James Franco, Robert Kirkman | Jamie N Commons |
| 386 | "The Octopus Who Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific Circumstances" | March 11, 2013 (2013-03-11) | Snoop Lion, Rorke Denver | Snoop Lion |
| 387 | "The Sophomore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself Unemployed" | March 12, 2013 (2013-03-12) | Zach Braff, Nina Dobrev | Alex Koll |
| 388 | "Angels in Poorly-Made Devil Costumes" | March 13, 2013 (2013-03-13) | Halle Berry, Ben Hoffman | Aimee Mann with Ted Leo (before joining forces in a new band The Both) |
| 389 | "The Man in the Gray Flannel Snuggie" | March 14, 2013 (2013-03-14) | Steve Carell, Camilla Luddington | Luke Bryan |
| 390 | "I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins" | March 25, 2013 (2013-03-25) | Magic Johnson, Thandie Newton | Langhorne Slim |
| 391 | "The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark?" | March 26, 2013 (2013-03-26) | Vanessa Hudgens, Jerry Trainor | Emily Heller |
| 392 | "The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & Testicle" | March 27, 2013 (2013-03-27) | Seth Green, Charles Phoenix | The Milk Carton Kids |

### April

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 393 | "The Ginger Went Down to Georgia" | April 1, 2013 (2013-04-01) | Seth Rogen | Earthquake |
| 394 | "It's Not the Hotlanta, It's the Humidylanta" | April 2, 2013 (2013-04-02) | Paul Rudd | von Grey |
| 395 | "Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're Insured" | April 3, 2013 (2013-04-03) | Steven Yeun | Darius Rucker |
| 396 | "The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode Title" | April 4, 2013 (2013-04-04) | Charles Barkley | Macklemore & Ryan Lewis |
| 397 | "The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless… Oh Wait That's a Snake" | April 8, 2013 (2013-04-08) | Adam Sandler, Molly Shannon | Nate Bargatze |
| 398 | "The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King Tut" | April 9, 2013 (2013-04-09) | Matthew Perry, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau | Escondido |
| 399 | "Beer Squad: Battle in Sudsville" | April 10, 2013 (2013-04-10) | Jeremy Piven, Jeremy Wade | The Three O'Clock |
| 400 | "Zero Dark Thirty: The Squeakquel" | April 11, 2013 (2013-04-11) | Charlie Sheen, Tony Hale | Dropkick Murphys |
| 401 | "The Episode Title with Misplaced Emphasis" | April 15, 2013 (2013-04-15) | Chelsea Handler, James Lesure | Bengt Washburn |
| 402 | "Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies Closer" | April 16, 2013 (2013-04-16) | Russell Brand, Jimmy Pardo | Beth Hart |
| 403 | "Django Snowchained" | April 17, 2013 (2013-04-17) | Jeff Goldblum, Tig Notaro | Fall Out Boy |
| 404 | "Auto-Corrective Asphyxiation" | April 18, 2013 (2013-04-18) | Eva Mendes, Chris Messina | Alt-J |
| 405 | "Return of the Dawn of the Sequel III" | April 29, 2013 (2013-04-29) | Brad Garrett, Amy Schumer | Old Crow Medicine Show |
| 406 | "Are You There God? It's Me, A Courtesy Call from Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You Can Save by Bundling Services" | April 30, 2013 (2013-04-30) | Ke$ha, Andy and Johnathan Hillstrand | |

### May

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 407 | "Green Eggs and Ham and Trichinosis" | May 1, 2013 (2013-05-01) | Jon Favreau, Bo Burnham | Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real |
| 408 | "Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Ruination of His Middle Name" | May 2, 2013 (2013-05-02) | Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bob Saget | Shane Mauss |
| 409 | "The Episode Title with the Inset Box of Me" | May 6, 2013 (2013-05-06) | Keith Urban, Guillermo Diaz | Jay Larson |
| 410 | "The Court Martial of Cap'n Crunch" | May 7, 2013 (2013-05-07) | Edie Falco, Marc Maron | Iron & Wine |
| 411 | "Press 'Pound' for Murder" | May 8, 2013 (2013-05-08) | Simon Helberg, John Collins | Marina and the Diamonds |
| 412 | "The Very Understated Adventures of Captain Beige" | May 9, 2013 (2013-05-09) | Don Cheadle, Pete Holmes | RNDM |
| 413 | "There Is No 'I' in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is!" | May 14, 2013 (2013-05-14) | Jennifer Love Hewitt, Justin Bartha | The Slide Brothers with Shemekia Copeland |
| 414 | "IMDbCooper" | May 15, 2013 (2013-05-15) | Zach Galifianakis, Jim Gaffigan | Beware of Darkness |
| 415 | "'Why Are You All Laughing?' Asked the Glass Blower" | May 16, 2013 (2013-05-16) | Zachary Quinto, Heather Graham | Jen Kirkman |
| 416 | "The Princess and the P. Diddy" | May 20, 2013 (2013-05-20) | Ken Jeong, Mary Lynn Rajskub | The Black Angels |
| 417 | "Kentucky Freud Chicken and the Terrible Psychiatry Joke" | May 21, 2013 (2013-05-21) | Ed Helms, Alice Eve | Cast of Workaholics |
| 418 | "The Completely Flat Man… in 3-D!!!" | May 22, 2013 (2013-05-22) | Jesse Eisenberg, J. J. Abrams | Thirty Seconds to Mars |
| 419 | "The Illegitimate Rise of Steve Bastard" | May 23, 2013 (2013-05-23) | Vin Diesel, Steve Schirripa | The Mowgli's |

### June

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 420 | "Butt-Dial M for Murder" | June 3, 2013 (2013-06-03) | Elliot Page, Craig Robinson | Myq Kaplan |
| 421 | "The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does Dallas" | June 4, 2013 (2013-06-04) | Nick Offerman, Lena Headey | Divine Fits |
| 422 | "The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes the Wallflowers" | June 5, 2013 (2013-06-05) | Alexander Skarsgård, George R. R. Martin | Houndmouth |
| 423 | "Alien Meets the Fokkers" | June 6, 2013 (2013-06-06) | Danny McBride, Giada De Laurentiis | Capital Cities |
| 424 | "The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own Salad" | June 10, 2013 (2013-06-10) | Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson, Maria Menounos | New Politics |
| 425 | "Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual Servicing" | June 11, 2013 (2013-06-11) | Jonah Hill, Ice-T and Coco Austin | Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. |
| 426 | "Escape from Podcast Mountain" | June 12, 2013 (2013-06-12) | Nathan Fillion, Bret Michaels | Erik Charles Nielsen |
| 427 | "The Fast & the Dealing-with-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 6" | June 13, 2013 (2013-06-13) | Usher, Eesha Khare | She & Him |
| 428 | "The Announcer Who Reapted Himself. The Announcer Who Reapted Himself." | June 24, 2013 (2013-06-24) | Sharon Osbourne, Sasha Alexander | Roy Wood, Jr. |
| 429 | "The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests and One Musical Guest" | June 25, 2013 (2013-06-25) | Heather Locklear, Nick Swardson | Mavis Staples |
| 430 | "Never Name Your Daughter Dilda" | June 26, 2013 (2013-06-26) | Elijah Wood, Chris Bosh, Bill Burr | Ryan Bingham |
| 431 | "The Road to Hell is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt, Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It By Name!" | June 27, 2013 (2013-06-27) | Kevin Hart, Chris Kluwe | Eve |

### July

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 432 | "The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy Boy" | July 8, 2013 (2013-07-08) | Armie Hammer, Angie Harmon | Brent Morin |
| 433 | "When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer." | July 9, 2013 (2013-07-09) | Mary-Louise Parker, Breckin Meyer | Portugal. The Man |
| 434 | "My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" | July 10, 2013 (2013-07-10) | Kevin Bacon, Charlie Hunnam | Bernhoft |
| 435 | "The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Title, So Let's Just Call This One 'Steve'" | July 11, 2013 (2013-07-11) | John Malkovich, Derek Waters | Skillet |
| 436 | "The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good Selfie" | July 15, 2013 (2013-07-15) | Charlie Day, Brittney Griner | The Neighbourhood |
| 437 | "There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a Farm" | July 16, 2013 (2013-07-16) | Howie Mandel, Professor Brian Cox | Mikal Cronin |
| 438 | "Zero on the Richter Scale" | July 17, 2013 (2013-07-17) | Noah Wyle, Ben Schwartz | Pretty Lights with Talib Kweli |
| 439 | "Cheapskate Charley and the Taped-Up iPhone 3S" | July 18, 2013 (2013-07-18) | Jeff Garlin, Olivia Munn, Pete Holmes | N/A |
| 440 | "99% Effort, 1% Milk." | July 22, 2013 (2013-07-22) | Bill Hader, Lake Bell | Jimmy Eat World |
| 441 | "Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradorks vs. Poodle-Dexters" | July 23, 2013 (2013-07-23) | Aubrey Plaza, Kumail Nanjiani | The 1975 |
| 442 | "'What Is Jeopardy?' Said the Senile Alex Trebek" | July 24, 2013 (2013-07-24) | Aaron Paul, Nick Frost | Bastille |
| 443 | "Slow and Steady Wins the Participation Trophy" | July 25, 2013 (2013-07-25) | Steven Ho, Peter Sarsgaard | Dwayne Perkins |
| 444 | "Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser Crimes" | July 29, 2013 (2013-07-29) | Eric McCormack, Mitchie Brusco | Franz Ferdinand |
| 445 | "One If By Land, Two If By Jetski" | July 30, 2013 (2013-07-30) | Neil Patrick Harris, Shailene Woodley | Dan St. Germain |
| 446 | "Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's Revenge" | July 31, 2013 (2013-07-31) | Kevin Nealon, Michael B. Jordan | Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros |

### August

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 447 | "My Big Fat Greek Landlord" | August 1, 2013 (2013-08-01) | Rebecca Romijn, Darren Criss | Tom Odell |
| 448 | "Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The Laughening" | August 5, 2013 (2013-08-05) | Lisa Kudrow, Diego Luna | Florida Georgia Line |
| 449 | "Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The statements made in 'Conan' show titles do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of this company.)" | August 6, 2013 (2013-08-06) | Steve Martin and Edie Brickell, Leven Rambin | Steve Martin and Edie Brickell |
| 450 | "Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warming" | August 7, 2013 (2013-08-07) | Sharon Stone, Anthony Jeselnik | Julian McCullough |
| 451 | "The iTunes Update That Made All the Difference" | August 8, 2013 (2013-08-08) | Jennifer Aniston, Paul Scheer | Twenty One Pilots |
| 452 | "Now You See Me, Now You Put on Your Glasses and See Me Better." | August 12, 2013 (2013-08-12) | Val Kilmer, Amber Heard | Paramore |
| 453 | "Conan and Andy's Laughquest '13 in 3D" | August 13, 2013 (2013-08-13) | Liam Hemsworth, Chloë Grace Moretz | J. Cole |
| 454 | "The Mysterious Case of No Wait We Did This One" | August 14, 2013 (2013-08-14) | Eric Bana, Josh Gad | The National |
| 455 | "Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas" | August 15, 2013 (2013-08-15) | Harrison Ford, Donald Faison | Kurt Braunohler |

### September

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 456 | "The Touchscreen That Didn't Like to Be Touched" | September 3, 2013 (2013-09-03) | Jason Biggs, Alison Pill | Rory Scovel |
| 457 | "The Self-Centered Man Who Called It 'MeTube'" | September 4, 2013 (2013-09-04) | Mike Tyson, Katie Aselton | Spin Doctors |
| 458 | "DoubleVision Theater presents: 24 Angry Men" | September 5, 2013 (2013-09-05) | Carl Reiner, Cheryl Hines | Delta Rae |
| 459 | "The Evil 'S' Who Turned Laughter to Slaughter" | September 9, 2013 (2013-09-09) | Patton Oswalt, Robert Reich | Tony Deyo |
| 460 | "A Bar Walks Into a Horse for a Change" | September 10, 2013 (2013-09-10) | Simon Pegg, Martin Riese | Local Natives |
| 461 | "The Man Who Would Be King, But Chose to Sell Home Appliances Instead." | September 11, 2013 (2013-09-11) | Rose Byrne, Ike Barinholtz | Gov't Mule |
| 462 | "Nurder, She Wrote Without Proofreading" | September 12, 2013 (2013-09-12) | Key and Peele, Charlyne Yi | Wavves |
| 463 | "Ted Nugent and Quentin Tarantino Present: Django Wango Tango" | September 16, 2013 (2013-09-16) | Zooey Deschanel, Kirk Fox | Jason Isbell |
| 464 | "The One Movie Even Nicolas Cage Wouldn't Star In" | September 17, 2013 (2013-09-17) | Diane Kruger, Stephen Rannazzisi | Atlas Genius |
| 465 | "Goodzilla: The Giant Lizard Who Taught Reading Skills" | September 18, 2013 (2013-09-18) | Seth Green, Lizzy Caplan | Sammy Obeid |
| 466 | "The Fast and the Bi-Curious" | September 19, 2013 (2013-09-19) | Louis C.K. | Thompson Square |
| 467 | "Mr. White Meets Mr. Extremely White" | September 23, 2013 (2013-09-23) | The Cast and Creator of Breaking Bad | Los Cuates de Sinaloa |
| 468 | "Now is the Winter of Our Disco Tent" | September 24, 2013 (2013-09-24) | Jane Lynch, Natasha Lyonne | Mike Lawrence |
| 469 | "The Black Guy Who Had Almost Every Springsteen Album" | September 25, 2013 (2013-09-25) | The Cast and Creators of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Melissa Rauch | Deer Tick |
| 470 | "Word is a Four-Letter Word" | September 26, 2013 (2013-09-26) | Andy Samberg, Slash | Slash and Myles Kennedy |
| 471 | "The Microphone That Suddenly Went Off in the Middle of" | September 30, 2013 (2013-09-30) | Demi Lovato, J. B. Smoove | Moby |

### October

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 472 | "Fast Times at Ridgemont Retirement Home" | October 1, 2013 (2013-10-01) | Adam Scott, Hannah Simone | Jake Bugg |
| 473 | "Font Wars: Helvetica vs. Calibri Part 3" | October 2, 2013 (2013-10-02) | CeeLo Green, Stephen Merchant | Goodie Mob |
| 474 | "A Word-for-Word Re-Enactment of This Afternoon's Queen Latifah Episode" | October 3, 2013 (2013-10-03) | Jerry O'Connell, Lauren Cohan | Erin Foley |
| 475 | "Aaron Aaronson and the First-in-the-Phonebook Caper" | October 14, 2013 (2013-10-14) | Steven Yeun, Eric André | Aparna Nancherla |
| 476 | "The Dog Who Had the Opportunity to Lick Itself But Politely Declined" | October 15, 2013 (2013-10-15) | Rebel Wilson, Samantha Gordon | Jake Owen |
| 477 | "Throwing Shade Since 1993" | October 16, 2013 (2013-10-16) | Ke$ha, Jesse Bering | Fitz and the Tantrums |
| 478 | "[Tonight's Episode] Is Not in Right Now. Please Leave a Message After the Theme." | October 17, 2013 (2013-10-17) | Jared Leto, Kaitlin Olson, Dave "Gruber" Allen as Pope Francis | Ricky Skaggs and Bruce Hornsby |
| 479 | "Of Mice and Men and Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-Men" | October 21, 2013 (2013-10-21) | Ethan Hawke, Pete Holmes | Tedeschi Trucks Band |
| 480 | "The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That 'Good at Math' Stereotype" | October 22, 2013 (2013-10-22) | Michael C. Hall, Jeb Corliss | Sam Simmons |
| 481 | "The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of 'Brokeback Mountain'" | October 23, 2013 (2013-10-23) | Anna Faris, Jackson Nicoll | Okkervil River |
| 482 | "Microwaving Fish at Work is a War Crime" | October 24, 2013 (2013-10-24) | Megan Mullally, Adam DeVine | Lindsey Stirling |
| 483 | "Please Wait While Your Show Title is Being Processed" | October 28, 2013 (2013-10-28) | Steven Wright | N/A |
| 484 | "Two Decades, Two Laughs" | October 29, 2013 (2013-10-29) | Queen Latifah, Asa Butterfield | N/A |
| 485 | "A Night of 1000 Laughs and 11 Deafening Silences" | October 30, 2013 (2013-10-30) | Johnny Knoxville, Casey Wilson | Queens of the Stone Age |
| 486 | "That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween and Showed Clips from the Last 20 Years" | October 31, 2013 (2013-10-31) | Rachel McAdams, Norman Reedus | N/A |

### November

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 487 | "CDLXXXVII for My Roman Peeps" | November 4, 2013 (2013-11-04) | Kevin Kline, Brie Larson | King Krule |
| 488 | "The Aqua-Boy Who Cried 'Squid!'" | November 5, 2013 (2013-11-05) | Shane Victorino and Jonny Gomes, Artie Lange | Johnny Marr |
| 489 | "What Happens in Vegas Stays in Your Bloodstream and Eventually Spreads to Your Wife" | November 6, 2013 (2013-11-06) | Aziz Ansari, Deepak Chopra | Adam Yenser |
| 490 | "Less Rock, More Talk" | November 7, 2013 (2013-11-07) | Chris Hemsworth, Marc Maron | Gavin DeGraw |
| 491 | "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings: He Made a Deal with the D.A." | November 11, 2013 (2013-11-11) | Jon Cryer, Chris Hadfield | Avril Lavigne |
| 492 | "The Vegan Zombie Who Only Ate Brainfurky" | November 12, 2013 (2013-11-12) | Dax Shepard, Regina Hall | Sean Patton |
| 493 | "In the Kingdom of the Blind, I Don't Have to Wear Pants" | November 13, 2013 (2013-11-13) | Will Arnett, Jim Gaffigan | M.I.A. |
| 494 | "James and the Giant Peach Test the Limits of Unconventional Love" | November 14, 2013 (2013-11-14) | Melissa McCarthy and Billy Gardell, Chris Elliott | Yuna |
| 495 | "That Which Doesn't Kill You Will Regroup and Try Again Tomorrow" | November 18, 2013 (2013-11-18) | Eric Stonestreet, David Morrissey | Reggie Watts |
| 496 | "Tony Danza's Incredibly Inaccurate Book About Feudal Japan" | November 19, 2013 (2013-11-19) | Paulina Rubio and Simon Cowell, Jimmy Pardo | Lissie |
| 497 | "You'd Look Good in Burgundy, But Burgundy Would Look Better in You" | November 20, 2013 (2013-11-20) | Ron Burgundy | Jessie Ware |
| 498 | "The One Where Andy Goes Full-On Rob Ford" | November 21, 2013 (2013-11-21) | James Franco, Neal McDonough | Nicki Bluhm and the Gramblers |

### December

| No. | Title | Original air date | Guest(s) | Musical/entertainment guest(s) |
| 499 | "I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream Because There is a Murderer on the Loose" | December 2, 2013 (2013-12-02) | Casey Affleck, Chris D'Elia | Jay Larson |
| 500 | "The 'I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt' Guy Rethinks His Position" | December 3, 2013 (2013-12-03) | Will Forte, Felicity Jones | Dawes |
| 501 | "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I Made It Out of Thermoplastic High Density Polypropylene" | December 4, 2013 (2013-12-04) | Ben Stiller, Evangeline Lilly | The Wild Feathers |
| 502 | "All the President's 'Meh'" | December 5, 2013 (2013-12-05) | Jim Parsons, Steve Coogan | Daniel Sloss |
| 503 | "The Surprisingly Peaceful Life of Steve Violent" | December 9, 2013 (2013-12-09) | Snoop Dogg, Mike Birbiglia | 7 Days of Funk with Snoopzilla and Dâm-Funk |
| 504 | "'Tis the Season to Use the Word 'Tis" | December 10, 2013 (2013-12-10) | Jason Schwartzman, Columbus Short | Pentatonix |
| 505 | "The Typo That Saved Christmaf" | December 11, 2013 (2013-12-11) | Benedict Cumberbatch, George Takei | John Legend |
| 506 | "'Twas the Fortnight Minus One Night Before Christmas" | December 12, 2013 (2013-12-12) | Adam Levine, Tim Conway | Lee Ranaldo and the Dust |
| 507 | "Santa's Undocumented Helpers" | December 16, 2013 (2013-12-16) | Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Barkhad Abdi | Tom Papa |
| 508 | "If Visions of Sugarplums Last More Than 4 Hours, Please Call Your Physician" | December 17, 2013 (2013-12-17) | Tom Hanks | The Head and the Heart |
| 509 | "Gold, Frankincense and Murder" | December 18, 2013 (2013-12-18) | Jennifer Lawrence, Bob Odenkirk | Bad Religion |
| 510 | "Agnostic Santa and the Secular Humanist Christmas" | December 19, 2013 (2013-12-19) | Christina Applegate, Skylar Astin | Young the Giant |