# Jarrod Alonge

Jarrod Michael Alonge (born March 25, 1993) is an American comedian, songwriter and media producer. He is best known for his parodies of the artists, sub-genres and stereotypes within alternative music. His three independent full-length comedy albums Beating a Dead Horse, Friendville and Awkward & Depressed all reached number one on the Billboard Top Comedy Albums chart. Alonge is the owner and founder of Boketo Media, a digital media and production company which launched in March 2019. He is also the lead songwriter and guitarist of post-hardcore supergroup CrazyEightyEight.

## Personal life

Alonge studied biology at Tennessee Technological University and graduated with a BS degree in 2014, having originally planned to attend medical school. He currently lives in Chattanooga, Tennessee with his wife Rachel and daughter Eleanor.

## Discography
### Studio albums

| Year | Title | Artist |
| 2015 | Beating a Dead Horse | Various |
| 2016 | Friendville | Sunrise Skater Kids |
| 2017 | Awkward & Depressed | Canadian Softball |
| 2018 | Burning Alive | CrazyEightyEight |
| 2020 | The Praxis of Prophylaxis | Vermicide Violence |
| 2023 | Emotaku | Sunrise Skater Kids |

### Singles and EPs

| Year | Title | Artist |
| 2013 | I'm So Scene | Amidst the Grave's Demons |
| 2014 | Eternity (Literally) | Amidst the Grave's Demons |
| 2014 | Pop Punk Pizza Party | Sunrise Skater Kids |
| 2015 | 12 Days of a Pop Punk Christmas | Sunrise Skater Kids |
| 2016 | Space Zombies EP | Amidst the Grave's Demons |
| 2016 | Pubic Apology | SwagChode |
| 2017 | How Far I'll Go | Sunrise Skater Kids |
| 2017 | Covers, Vol. 1 | CrazyEightyEight |
| 2017 | No Words Spoken | CrazyEightyEight |
| 2017 | Covers, Vol. 2 | CrazyEightyEight |
| 2018 | Shinebox | CrazyEightyEight |
| 2018 | To Plant a Seed | CrazyEightyEight |
| 2018 | Merry Splitmas | Various |
| 2020 | COSPLIT-19 | Various |
| 2020 | Killing In the Name | CrazyEightyEight |
| 2021 | Still Posi | Sunrise Skater Kids |
| 2021 | What's My Age Again? | Sunrise Skater Kids |
| 2021 | Liberté, Egalité, Friendvillé | Sunrise Skater Kids |
| 2021 | Homeless Millennial | Sunrise Skater Kids |
| 2021 | ... and yet, I fish | Canadian Softball |
| 2021 | The Christmas Shoes | Canadian Softball |
| 2022 | Boybandin' Up | Sunrise Skater Kids |
| 2023 | Hate the Swim, Love the Swimmer | Amidst the Grave's Demons |

### Music videos

| Title | From the album |
| "The Swimmer" | Beating a Dead Horse |
| "Save My Life" | Beating a Dead Horse |
| "Inconceivable Somatic Defecation" | Beating a Dead Horse |
| "Unbreakable" | Beating a Dead Horse |
| "First World Tragedy" | Beating a Dead Horse |
| "Pit Warrior" | Friendville |
| "Rylo Ken" | Friendville |
| "Friendville" | Friendville |
| "These Borders Don't Trump" | Space Zombies EP |
| "Fund Me" | Awkward & Depressed |
| "Tommy's Planet" | No Words Spoken |
| "Your Validation" | Awkward & Depressed |
| "Great Again" | Awkward & Depressed |
| "Shinebox" | Burning Alive |
| "Nitroglycerin" | Burning Alive |
| "Tears in Rain" | Burning Alive |
| "Bastard from a Basket" | Burning Alive |
| "I Am Tetsuo" | Burning Alive |
| "Fortune and Glory, Kid" | Burning Alive |
| "Coronaviscerated" | The Praxis of Prophylaxis |

## Awards and nominations

| Year | Nominee / work | Award | Result |
| 2014 | Jarrod Alonge | Kerrang! Awards – Best Comedian | Won |