# Conrad Goode

Conrad Lawrence Goode (born January 19, 1962) is an American actor, screenwriter, film producer, musician, artist and former professional football player. He played as an offensive lineman in the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Missouri Tigers, earning first-team All-American honors in 1983.

## Early life and education

Goode was born in Columbia, Missouri, and attended Parkway Central High School. He is the stepson of Irv Goode and the son of former Mizzou All-American Conrad Hitchler. He played college football at the University of Missouri and was named a first-team All-American in 1983 by the United Press.

## Career

Goode was selected in the fourth round of the 1984 NFL draft by the New York Giants. He played two seasons with the Giants and one with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, appearing in 35 games and starting in four of them. His acting debut was with Joe Piscopo in a Miller Lite commercial in 1986. In 1987, he moved into television with an appearance on Saturday Night Live and The Adventures of Superboy.
In 1990, he moved to Los Angeles. Over the next thirty-two years he appeared in commercials, motion pictures and television. He is a published poet and is also a composer. He produced his first feature film, Watercolor Postcards. Goode has appeared in more than thirty films, including Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, Don't Say A Word, Con Air, Anger Management, Me, Myself and Irene and The Longest Yard. He has appeared in 40 national commercials and a dozen television shows. He most recently wrote, produced and starred along with Laura Bell Bundy and Bailee Madison in the film Watercolor Postcards in 2014.

## Filmography
### Film

| Year | Title | Role | Notes |
| 1995 | Sex and the Other Man | John | |
| 1996 | Bulletproof | Biker | |
| 1997 | Beverly Hills Ninja | Bouncer | |
| 1997 | Con Air | Viking | |
| 1998 | Dirty Work | John | Uncredited |
| 1998 | Ringmaster | Sexy Male Neighbor | |
| 1999 | Made Men | Jessop | |
| 2000 | Me, Myself & Irene | Softball Player | |
| 2000 | Desperate but Not Serious | Security Guard | |
| 2001 | Tomcats | Repo Man | |
| 2001 | Don't Say a Word | Max | |
| 2002 | Highway | Gibby | |
| 2002 | The New Guy | Billy Ray | |
| 2003 | Anger Management | Bailiff / Lexus Man | |
| 2003 | Sunset Stripper Murdrs | Willis | |
| 2005 | The Longest Yard | Guard Webster | |
| 2013 | Straight A's | Craps Table Player #1 | |
| 2013 | Watercolor Postcards | Butch | Also producer and writer |
| 2014 | Looking for Lions | Kevin Fitzpatrick | |
| 2015 | Accidental Love | The Father | Uncredited |
| 2015 | Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 | Scott | |
| 2019 | After She Wakes | Intruder | |

### Television

| Year | Title | Role | Notes |
| 1988 | Saturday Night Live | Big Red | Episode: "Danny DeVito/The Bangles" |
| 1990 | Superboy | Bouncer | Episode: "Johnny Casanova and the Case of Secret Serum" |
| 1991 | Hi Honey, I'm Home! | Ron | Episode: "Make My Bed" |
| 1993 | Lois & Clark | Hans | Episode: "Pheromone, My Lovely" |
| 1994 | The Mommies | Gunnar | Episode: "Five Minutes Apart" |
| 1994 | New Eden | Golyat | Television film |
| 1996 | Circuit Breaker | Group Leader | Television film |
| 1999 | Justice | Biker | Television film |
| 2001 | Going to California | Titus | Episode: "The Naked and the Nude" |
| 2002 | Cedric the Entertainer: Starting Lineup | Slave | Television film |
| 2003 | Blitt Happens | Security Guard | Television film |
| 2006 | One Tree Hill | Bear | 4 episodes |